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Speaker 1: Win True insurance did true. I'm a checked out both
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Speaker 1: good true that is with the audils.
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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm your host,
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Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host as always,
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Speaker 2: connorm E'spadden's here. How's it going, man?
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Speaker 3: A hoy hoy?
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Speaker 2: Oh? I get that reference? How about that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You do?
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Speaker 2: I do get that one.
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Speaker 3: What's what's that? From the Simpsons? Very good?
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Speaker 2: Mister Burns answering the phone. There you go.
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Speaker 3: I was wondering why more people don't say a hoy
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Speaker 3: hoy on the drive over here. It's pretty fun.
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Speaker 2: That is one of my favorite Simpsons moments, is just
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Speaker 2: him answering the phone that way. It's so fucking great.
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Speaker 2: I love it.
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Speaker 3: I love that he still has a Bloomberg terminal with
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Speaker 3: ticker tape he finds out about the nineteen twenty nine
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Speaker 3: crash in like nineteen ninety five.
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Speaker 2: We are launching a podcast about the true crime show
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Speaker 2: fear Thy Neighbor, which is just a delightful show about
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Speaker 2: neighbors who hate each other. And the podcast is called
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Speaker 2: Stupid Flanders after the most famous terrible neighbor. So, speaking
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Speaker 2: of terrible neighbors, I bet Trump sucks.
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to reminisce about the Simpsons the show.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish we could just talk about the Simpsons
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Speaker 2: the whole time. I bet there are a thousand podcasts
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Speaker 2: about the Simpsons.
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Speaker 3: Oh God, I can don't even want to think about it.
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Speaker 3: But we have to talk about the people that went
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Speaker 3: after our dear leader.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to talk about Trump and the White
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Speaker 2: House Corresponden's dinner because.
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Speaker 3: They think he's the worst president of all time. But
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Speaker 3: I still I'm an American and I love our president.
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Speaker 3: Both things exist in my heart. I think he's a
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Speaker 3: terrible man. I think he should removed from office immediately,
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Speaker 3: but I love him.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't love him, but I have always
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Speaker 2: been pretty open about the fact that I never want
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Speaker 2: my president to be replaced by way of assassination. That's
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Speaker 2: just not going to be a smooth process.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not.
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Speaker 2: Going to accomplish what you expect, none of those things.
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Speaker 2: So no matter who's in office, I've always been opposed
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Speaker 2: to assassinating the president. I would love for Trump to
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Speaker 2: get impeached or twenty fifth amendmented like yesterday, but assassination, Nah,
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Speaker 2: it's not gonna help we'll just have JD vance.
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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to take back my statements
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Speaker 3: from two minutes ago where I said I love him.
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Speaker 3: That just doesn't seem like it's good to have that
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Speaker 3: on record. I know I find him lovable, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I mean, he's hilarious. Can how about that? That's the
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Speaker 3: long and short of it, and not in any kind
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Speaker 3: of good way.
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Speaker 2: But well, that's the thing. If he was an effective president,
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Speaker 2: his personality would go over a lot smoother. But he
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Speaker 2: also sucks at the job.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not good.
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Speaker 2: He's not doing anything he said he was going to do.
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Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. I didn't vote for him, but
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Speaker 2: I still would have been psyched if prices dropped on
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Speaker 2: a bunch of shit.
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Speaker 3: If he stopped all foreign wars, I would have been like, Okay, well,
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Speaker 3: you know, I'll give you that one.
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Speaker 2: But he's not doing any of that shit. And so
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Speaker 2: people are trying to assassinate him, or are they? Because
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Speaker 2: that's what we're really talking about, is the idea that
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Speaker 2: the Trump administration is staging these assassination attempts.
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Speaker 3: It does seem like every time things are looking down
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Speaker 3: for old Donald, they kind of like find another, Oh
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Speaker 3: he's on the golf course with a AR fifteen or whatever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's more. What it is, though, is
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Speaker 2: I think Trump just capitalizes on anything that happens, Like
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Speaker 2: if there is any avenue to jump on truth social
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Speaker 2: and be like, you should build the ballroom, He's going
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Speaker 2: to do it, no matter what just happened.
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Speaker 3: If you give him any kind of opening, he'll make
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Speaker 3: it about the ballroom. You ask him about the Iran Warren,
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Speaker 3: he gets to the ballroom within three minutes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't mean I think these assassination attempts are fake.
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Speaker 2: I actually do not. I don't think that's what's happening,
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Speaker 2: But we'll get there. What do you think You think
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Speaker 2: he's faking it?
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Speaker 3: You know, it's so classless, it's you just can't put
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Speaker 3: it past them. But I if I ever got into
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Speaker 3: my head, I'd probably say no, just Aukham's razors are
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Speaker 3: more likely that they're gonna do this looney tune scheme,
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Speaker 3: or that there's just a guy from Torrance that hates
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Speaker 3: the president Like that one sounds more nbelievable to me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's the thing. I don't put it past him.
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Speaker 2: But that's because I don't put anything past the American
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Speaker 2: government at all. Need I remind anyone we're the only
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Speaker 2: country to drop a nuke in the middle of a war.
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Speaker 3: I think we're the only country to try to use
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Speaker 3: bats to burn down Tokyo as well. When you say anything,
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Speaker 3: I mean anything. We've gotten to literally harvesting the and
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Speaker 3: nesting traits of the bat to kill people.
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Speaker 2: And that's what's so frustrating about this theory to me
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Speaker 2: is so many people, especially liberals, democrats, people on the left,
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Speaker 2: whatever you want to call them, people who have recoiled
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Speaker 2: in horror upon just hearing the phrase conspiracy theory. Now
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Speaker 2: this bullshit. They're like, yep, fuck it, conspiracy theories. I
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Speaker 2: believe this one.
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Speaker 3: It's like when someone tells me they got into punk
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Speaker 3: music and then they say like, I love less than Jake,
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Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, I thought, damn it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean it kind of reminds me of
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Speaker 2: I think a good example is mk Ultra, which is
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Speaker 2: a thing where we've done episodes about it. I've had
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Speaker 2: people on the podcast who are skeptical of even stuff
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Speaker 2: like that, where we did government hearings over it. We
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Speaker 2: have documents that prove it happened. We know it was
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Speaker 2: a decades long, fucking human experimentation program, and you still
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Speaker 2: get people who are like, yeah, but the government said
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Speaker 2: nothing ever came of it, so big deal. And it's like,
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Speaker 2: why would you believe the people doing it to tell
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Speaker 2: you nothing ever came of it? That makes no sense,
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Speaker 2: But now no one skeptical.
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Speaker 3: I was just talking about this on the show a
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Speaker 3: few weeks back, but we really need to somehow rebrand
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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories to weird facts from history that you haven't
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Speaker 3: heard about, because that's what a lot of them are, like,
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Speaker 3: they get lumped in with conspiracy theories. But m Kultra,
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Speaker 3: like you said, there's mounds of documentation about this. They
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Speaker 3: did it for a decade. You know, you really think
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Speaker 3: they're gonna keep the bat thing, the exploding bats that
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Speaker 3: they nixed that like after two or three trials, they're like,
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Speaker 3: this is stupid. Fuck this.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but why would they pump millions and millions and
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Speaker 2: millions of nineteen fifties and sixties dollars into a program
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Speaker 2: that was not working?
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Speaker 3: I got so wet when you said nineteen sixty dollars,
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Speaker 3: those have got to be like one is worth like
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Speaker 3: twenty to day something like that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably those were the days he could buy an
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Speaker 2: album for like three dollars shit like that.
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Speaker 3: You know what I saw on Twitter the other day
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Speaker 3: that absolutely blew my mind was gatorade in a glass bottle.
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Speaker 3: I think I'm slightly too young for that, but it
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Speaker 3: took me back to a place.
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Speaker 2: I am old enough to remember. Gatorade in a glass bottle.
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Speaker 2: I had a friend named Sean who I still talk
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Speaker 2: to him. He was trying to sneak into his house
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Speaker 2: for some reason. His mom locked him out of the
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Speaker 2: house during the day when he was at school and
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Speaker 2: we had like skipped school, and he was trying to
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Speaker 2: sneak in the house and tried to open a window
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Speaker 2: that was locked. And Sean was a strong dude, so
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Speaker 2: he just broke the bottom of the window and jammed
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Speaker 2: a piece of glass into his hand, had to go
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Speaker 2: to the hospital. Calls his mom and trying to cover
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Speaker 2: up the fact that he was sneaking in the house
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Speaker 2: was like I fell and landed on a glass gatorade bottle,
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Speaker 2: and she was like, the window is broke and those
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Speaker 2: gatorade bottles are thick. Your hand would be destroyed if
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Speaker 2: that happened. So, yeah, I remember glass gate ray bottles.
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Speaker 2: That was a long winded story to say I remember those.
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Speaker 3: No, I was like, I was on the edge of
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Speaker 3: my seat. I was like, where's the glass gatory bottle?
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Speaker 3: Because there's no glass gatory bottle in that story for
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Speaker 3: like the first seventy five percent of it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was his alibi and it was a weak one.
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Speaker 2: It was very weak.
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Speaker 3: When you like and when you lie, you got a
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Speaker 3: lie big, you know.
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Speaker 2: So this Correspondent's Dinner shooting happened April twenty fifth, twenty
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Speaker 2: twenty six, Washington, DC.
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Speaker 3: Right, that's my tacky dream as a writer. I would
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Speaker 3: love to write for the White House Correspondent Center. I
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Speaker 3: think it's ghosh and we probably shouldn't have it, but
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Speaker 3: I want to write for it.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that it would be fun as shit to
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Speaker 2: write jokes for that. Do they still do it the
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Speaker 2: same way? Though?
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Speaker 3: I didn't even hear about. Like a comedian host, usually
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Speaker 3: there's some buzz about they have like some host and
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Speaker 3: they kind of announce it. Like I heard there was
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Speaker 3: some kind of like magician or mentalist on stage when
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Speaker 3: this was happening or something like that. Like I don't
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Speaker 3: know it sounds it didn't sound too good.
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Speaker 2: I wonder if they were trying to just get doctor
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Speaker 2: Oz to say something, and maybe they accidentally booked that
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Speaker 2: doctor O's guy who is a mentalist who spells his
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Speaker 2: name the same way, but they pronounce it Oh's instead
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Speaker 2: of Oz. Maybe it was that guy.
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Speaker 3: I want to be doctor Ooz and I can make
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Speaker 3: you come without touching you.
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so President Trump, the president of peace, someone
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Speaker 2: tried to assassinate him. If you can believe that your
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Speaker 2: suspect is a thirty one year old Torrance, California man
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Speaker 2: named Cole Tomas Allen. I know Torrance. That's right next
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Speaker 2: to where I live.
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Speaker 3: My least favorite city in North America.
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Speaker 2: Really, why is that?
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Speaker 3: I dated a girl lived in Torrance and it was
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Speaker 3: just everything was expensive, but there was nothing to do,
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Speaker 3: and there was traffic, and it was dirty and it
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Speaker 3: was just bad in every way. It was like San
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Speaker 3: Francisco without any cool landmark.
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Speaker 2: I didn't hate living in Torrance, but I'm in San
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Speaker 2: Pedro now and I like it way, way, way way better.
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Speaker 3: It's a better city, yeah, much better.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, this guy, he's from Torrance. As far as
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Speaker 2: assassination attempts go. This was pretty mundane.
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Speaker 3: If I lived in Torrance after thirty one years, I'd
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Speaker 3: be like, I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll drive you to that. This guy just ran
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Speaker 2: through a security checkpoint. He had a stockpile of weapons,
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Speaker 2: exchanged some gunfire with law enforcement, and then he was arrested.
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Speaker 2: If you want all the ins and outs, you can
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Speaker 2: consult your LAMB stream media sources for more details. It's
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Speaker 2: not what we're here for. We are not a detail
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Speaker 2: oriented bunch. We're here to talk about the idea that
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Speaker 2: they are faking these attempts.
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Speaker 3: Unless we're talking about the shooting of RFK, then we're
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Speaker 3: gonna go forty five degree angle by forty five degree angle.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I still have to dig through more of those files.
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Speaker 2: I'm not done talking about RFK. I still think it's
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Speaker 2: the most fascinating of those assassinations from back then.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the woman in the dress, there's a lot of
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Speaker 3: stuff going on. This guy, I had no symbolism with
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Speaker 3: his He didn't bring any artistic flair to his assassination.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no one saw him hanging out with the polka
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Speaker 2: doott dress.
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Speaker 3: Lady zero style points.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, except that red tie was pretty snazzy.
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Speaker 3: I think that's the tie.
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Speaker 2: There's a selfie of him right before he went down
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Speaker 2: to carry this out, and he's got a red tie on.
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Speaker 2: He's wearing all black and has a red tie, and
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Speaker 2: he's just got shit ton of weapons and he's got
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Speaker 2: that dorky selfie smile like he's thinking he's going to
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Speaker 2: put this on tinder later.
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Speaker 3: Like he's like, it's so quirky that I've got a
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Speaker 3: k bar knife.
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Speaker 2: It's like, you are either going to prison or you're
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Speaker 2: going to die after this. That picture's not going to
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Speaker 2: get you any dates.
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Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of semi professional magic in my time,
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Speaker 3: and this is he's dressed like every magician I've ever
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Speaker 3: done a gig in a Mexican restaurant with.
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Speaker 2: Maybe that's how he got so far through security. They
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Speaker 2: were like, Oh, this must be the magician who's performing.
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Speaker 3: Honestly, look that tie. If you had a tie with
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Speaker 3: like the planets on it or something like, you know,
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Speaker 3: you'd be in Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So what's interesting about this theory is that everyone seems
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Speaker 2: to believe it. Maga believes it, People on the left
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Speaker 2: seem to believe it. The Libs believe it. Everyone, it
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Speaker 2: seems like, is unified in their belief that Trump is
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Speaker 2: absolutely faking this shit.
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Speaker 3: Well, it's just there's been so many of them. A.
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Speaker 3: They appear at opportune times. B. And this just only
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Speaker 3: applies to this last shooting. But I think it's relevant.
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Speaker 3: He fucking loves that ballroom. I do think he would
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Speaker 3: move heaven and earth to get the ballroom made.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think one of the things that's frustrating
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Speaker 2: about this is we're talking about this conspiracy theory as
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Speaker 2: it pertains to the ballroom. What about the one that's
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Speaker 2: going around on Instagram only by way of a quirky
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Speaker 2: ass song that a dude recorded in his car, about
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Speaker 2: all of the defense and intelligence contractors that are investing
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Speaker 2: in the ballroom. Why would Pallenteer want to build a ballroom,
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Speaker 2: Why would Booz Allen want to build a ballroom?
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Speaker 4: Like?
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Speaker 2: What the fuck is in it for them that they're
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Speaker 2: just investing in it? Are we going to question that
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Speaker 2: at all? Or is it just Oh, Trump's facing assassination
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Speaker 2: attempts so we can build it.
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Speaker 3: It seems like, you know, Gordon Variety pay to play.
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Speaker 3: But what if polunteers investing because they want to make
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Speaker 3: this the most secure surveiled ballroom ever. They want photo
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Speaker 3: recognition at the door, with like cameras at every bathroom.
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Speaker 2: I have seen some suggestions that it's actually going to
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Speaker 2: be a data center, which would be interesting.
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Speaker 3: God if it couldn't be tack here, Jesus, just going
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Speaker 3: to be a bunch of servers humming along.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but decorated real nice, so you can still do
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Speaker 2: shit down there.
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Speaker 3: You're all going to have like gold foil around gold leaf.
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Speaker 2: So this is frustrating for me because the conspiracy podcast
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Speaker 2: space is a lonely one for folks who aren't right wingers.
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Speaker 2: I've actually interviewed people on this podcast who were like,
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Speaker 2: it's so refreshing that you're not a Trump supporter. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: a guy wrote a book about the assassination of John
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Speaker 2: Lennon and with something like that, you kind of gotta
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Speaker 2: go on the conspiracy theory podcast rounds and push your shit.
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Speaker 2: And he's like, everyone I talk to is a fucking
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Speaker 2: Trump supporter. And then me, and here's the thing, I
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Speaker 2: doubt that I'm the only person who's not a Trump
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Speaker 2: supporter who's doing conspiracy theory podcasts, but I bet this
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Speaker 2: podcast takes them more seriously than a lot of other
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Speaker 2: conspiracy theory podcasts that aren't right wing conspiracy theory podcasts.
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Speaker 2: It's interesting to me that this is the conspiracy that
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Speaker 2: so many people who have been vehemently anti conspiracy theory
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Speaker 2: for so long, this is the one where they're like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: fuck it, I believe conspiracy theories now.
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Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk was the primer, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Or the first Trump assassination, because that happened before Charlie Kirk, right.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and Charlie Kirk had the holographic chair, which I've
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Speaker 3: yet to see anyone answer for that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the chair thing is weird, the chair just falling
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Speaker 2: through the table.
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Speaker 3: Like an unrendered table in a bad Half life mod.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, even Charlie Kirk. I feel like there's more weirdness
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Speaker 2: around that shooting than there is around Trump. I don't
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Speaker 2: think they faked it. I do think Charlie Kirk is dead.
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Speaker 2: If he's not, that man deserves a fucking Academy Award
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Speaker 2: for that performance.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the makeup team definitely as well.
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Speaker 2: There's still I think unexplained shit about that. The guy
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Speaker 2: doing the hand signals, they only ever explained the guy
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Speaker 2: in white. No one ever explained what the guy in
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Speaker 2: black next to him was doing.
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Speaker 3: And it's got the most conspicuous confession of all time,
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Speaker 3: like he'sing cop language, Like I left the vehicle by
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Speaker 3: the scene and now I'm walking southeast with these exact weapons.
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Speaker 2: No one talks that way except the fucking police. Yep,
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Speaker 2: but here we are talking about Trump. So, yeah, the
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Speaker 2: conspiracy space only place to be if you're not a
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Speaker 2: right winger.
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Speaker 3: But that's our niche Yeah, that is kind of the thing.
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Speaker 3: We got that email not that long ago that said
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Speaker 3: we were like the thirteenth best conspiracy show on me
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Speaker 3: in your thirteenth most popular or something like that, and
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Speaker 3: I was like, that actually sounds about right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably a good place to be. We're probably
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Speaker 2: off the government list.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't want to smoke. That's one thing about
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Speaker 3: me is like some people they say I want to smoke,
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Speaker 3: I do not want to smoke.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Again, I don't believe this. I
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Speaker 2: don't believe Trump is faking these assassination attempts. And if
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Speaker 2: you're one of these people on the left or Democrat whatever,
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Speaker 2: who's like, now, yes, now I'm willing to talk about
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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. I don't know, fuck off a little bit,
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Speaker 2: Like I feel sort of the same way I feel
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Speaker 2: when I hear someone's like, oh, man, I really regret
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Speaker 2: voting for Trump. It's like, yeah, I bet you do,
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Speaker 2: but you still did it. Fuck you. And I've said
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Speaker 2: a million times writing off all government dissent as conspiracy
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Speaker 2: theory just enables the government to get away with so
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Speaker 2: much shit.
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Speaker 3: Well, government came up with the term conspiracy theory for
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Speaker 3: the JFK assassination in order to disenfranchise these perfectly legitimate ideas.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that is one of the biggest conspiracy
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Speaker 2: theories of all or biggest, because we know that happened
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Speaker 2: and now like they did a great job labeling anything
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Speaker 2: that questions the official government version of events as conspiracy theory.
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Speaker 2: And a lot of people have engaged in that and
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Speaker 2: enabled that for a long long time. So when I
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Speaker 2: see people finally latching onto this one, it doesn't make
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Speaker 2: me feel like, oh, hell yeah, welcome to the party.
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Speaker 2: It makes me feel like, no, you're latching onto the
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Speaker 2: same stupid shit that right wingers have been latching onto forever.
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Speaker 2: And I also keep seeing suggestions that so many people
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Speaker 2: believing that these are staged is a sign of how
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Speaker 2: mistrusting people are of the Trump administration. And I feel
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Speaker 2: like you need to take the American government as a whole.
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Speaker 2: And when you do that, at what point in history,
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Speaker 2: at least recent history, I'd say since World War Two?
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Speaker 2: Where along that timeline are we a trustworthy government that's
18:26
Speaker 2: doing really cool shit? We're lying to get into the
18:29
Speaker 2: Vietnam War. That's how we kick off the fucking sixties
18:33
Speaker 2: and seventies. Where from there do we start being on
18:37
Speaker 2: the up and up and a good government that doesn't lie.
18:39
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I have to give it up to
18:42
Speaker 3: my favorite president, Richard Nixon. He did during this time
18:45
Speaker 3: found the FDA and the EPA, which were you know,
18:48
Speaker 3: you gotta love that, you know, clean food, clean air.
18:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nixon would be a Republican in name only today.
18:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's our last great liberal president. Unfortunately, if you
18:59
Speaker 3: look at he kind of is.
19:01
Speaker 2: Yeah. Or I mean, I give Jimmy Carter credit as
19:04
Speaker 2: being probably the last president who tried, but that's also
19:08
Speaker 2: why I didn't get elected again.
19:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, you know, we all love Jimmy Carter, but
19:12
Speaker 3: he was he was not. Really he was a better
19:14
Speaker 3: idea than he was a governor.
19:16
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think what really bothers me about the
19:21
Speaker 2: lifelong skeptics finally deciding this is the theory they want
19:24
Speaker 2: to embrace is how dumb it is and how it
19:28
Speaker 2: doesn't hold up to any of those classic rebuttals that
19:32
Speaker 2: people like myself have been hearing from the skeptics of
19:36
Speaker 2: the world when mentioning literally any conspiracy theory. So let's
19:40
Speaker 2: run through a couple of them. You already mentioned this
19:42
Speaker 2: one timeless classic Ockham's razor. I've had Ocham's razor thrown
19:47
Speaker 2: in my face for so many things.
19:50
Speaker 3: Honestly, people just love to say Okham's razor before they
19:53
Speaker 3: say anything. Yeah, honestly, Oukham's razors. Dude, Nazis are on
19:57
Speaker 3: the dark side of the moon, Okay, and.
20:00
Speaker 2: So let's Ockham's raiser. This What is more likely that
20:05
Speaker 2: Trump is crazy enough that on multiple occasions his answer
20:12
Speaker 2: to all right, we got a crisis on our hands.
20:15
Speaker 2: We need to change public opinion. Who's got some ideas
20:19
Speaker 2: and someone raises their hand and goes, what if we
20:22
Speaker 2: shoot at you? And more than once now he's been like, yeah, yeah,
20:26
Speaker 2: that sounds good. Or is it more likely that people
20:30
Speaker 2: want to kill one of the most hated presidents of all.
20:32
Speaker 3: Time that a man from Torrence does not value his life.
20:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's way easier to imagine. Yeah, people hate this guy,
20:42
Speaker 2: and of course people are going to try and kill him.
20:45
Speaker 2: He's an American president. We'll talk about it more later.
20:48
Speaker 2: People try to kill American presidents all the fucking time.
20:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get a lot of points for that.
20:53
Speaker 2: The difference is most of them don't whine about it
20:58
Speaker 2: the way Trump does.
21:00
Speaker 3: Well, Teddy finished the speech, you know, famously.
21:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to talk about an Obama one later,
21:06
Speaker 2: where he absolutely could have capitalized on that shit he
21:10
Speaker 2: was still running for president, and instead they were like,
21:12
Speaker 2: the guy didn't even get close to fucking killing Obama,
21:16
Speaker 2: so why would we charge him? Can you imagine because
21:19
Speaker 2: this guy didn't get close to killing Trump.
21:21
Speaker 3: Didn't didn't any of rama manuel around to say, never
21:25
Speaker 3: let a good crisis go to waste hand that shit up, dude.
21:28
Speaker 3: Come on, if anyone ever tried to assassinate me, do
21:30
Speaker 3: you think I would ever shut up about it?
21:32
Speaker 2: No? And why would you?
21:33
Speaker 3: Every episode I'd be like, well, that reminds me when
21:35
Speaker 3: someone tried to assassinate me.
21:37
Speaker 2: That's such a cool story to be able to pull
21:39
Speaker 2: out of your pocket. Yeah, especially if it's just an
21:42
Speaker 2: assassination and not oh well, I'm such an asshole. Someone
21:45
Speaker 2: tried to kill me.
21:46
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyone can get murdered.
21:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if the state's trying to murk you, oh
21:51
Speaker 2: that's fun, that's exciting. So the next classic conspiracy theory
21:56
Speaker 2: rebuttal that I think this particular conspiracy has a hard
22:00
Speaker 2: time overcoming exactly how many people do you think we're
22:03
Speaker 2: in on this? If this is a coordinated thing, This
22:07
Speaker 2: is fucking a combination of ballet but also ballet performed
22:12
Speaker 2: by people with like broken ankles.
22:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, and just a heroic effort of line producing. Yeah,
22:19
Speaker 3: you know, like just getting all these people in the
22:21
Speaker 3: same place, on the same page.
22:23
Speaker 2: And I have the same question about the assassination attempt
22:27
Speaker 2: in Butler, how many people do you think we're in
22:30
Speaker 2: on it? With my follow up question being do you
22:33
Speaker 2: think the two people who actually got shot were in
22:36
Speaker 2: on it? Because people did get shot in both of
22:39
Speaker 2: these attempts. One guy died in front of his family
22:42
Speaker 2: in the Butler assassination, And so if your argument is, oh,
22:47
Speaker 2: everyone's in on it. Who shot the guy in Butler?
22:51
Speaker 2: Did the guy on the roof do it? Because also,
22:54
Speaker 2: aren't we arguing that Trump wasn't shot, So then who
22:57
Speaker 2: had the gun that actually killed someone on that stage?
23:01
Speaker 2: Because another thing that has come up in this that
23:04
Speaker 2: we'll touch on more later is, oh, well, there were
23:06
Speaker 2: so many people in the crowd with phones filming. That's suspicious. Okay,
23:11
Speaker 2: well's a White House correspondence dinner, So no, it's not
23:14
Speaker 2: suspicious everyone there's a reporter. But it was the same
23:16
Speaker 2: thing in Butler. Everyone was filming. In Butler. There were
23:20
Speaker 2: people walking up to the roof going, hey, look, that
23:22
Speaker 2: guy on the roof has a gun and he's probably
23:24
Speaker 2: going to shoot the president. So where were the people
23:27
Speaker 2: filming the person who actually shot the guy on stage?
23:30
Speaker 2: If Trump wasn't shot at and wasn't raised by a
23:33
Speaker 2: bullet or glass either way.
23:35
Speaker 3: Okay, So the gun is loaded with blanks, and when
23:39
Speaker 3: you fire it, it sets off an electronic signal that
23:42
Speaker 3: goes to the blood pack that's been planted in Trump's ear.
23:46
Speaker 3: It explodes at the same time the blank goes off
23:48
Speaker 3: to create the illusion that he's been shy Okay, then
23:51
Speaker 3: he falls to the ground, secret Service pile on top
23:53
Speaker 3: of him. I mean, does the fight fight fight? The
23:55
Speaker 3: rest is history.
23:56
Speaker 2: I still need to know who killed the guy in
23:58
Speaker 2: the audience.
23:59
Speaker 3: Oh that was the that was the Secret Service to
24:02
Speaker 3: make it look real. Oh okay, they don't give a fuck.
24:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no one got that on video.
24:07
Speaker 3: Uh the blood, But I mean we'd watched it. It
24:09
Speaker 3: was very good practical effects. It's like they're doing the
24:12
Speaker 3: thing over there.
24:13
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying that crowd in Butler, there
24:17
Speaker 2: were a lot of cameras rolling, there were a lot
24:18
Speaker 2: of people with phones. Even if the government orchestrated something
24:24
Speaker 2: in that case, don't you think someone would have come
24:26
Speaker 2: out and been like, actually I saw Secret Service shooting
24:30
Speaker 2: from the crowd.
24:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would probably come out.
24:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, and same thing here.
24:35
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing, the guy on the roof, Only
24:38
Speaker 3: that first shot is a blank. The rest of them
24:40
Speaker 3: are those are real, real slugs? Brother, He's those are
24:43
Speaker 3: coming right right for your ass.
24:45
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well yeah, that makes sense then, And that
24:48
Speaker 2: wouldn't be a risky gamble at all. If you're what
24:53
Speaker 2: hoping to at that point just get Trump re elected,
24:56
Speaker 2: you're going to mix lanks with real bullets and then
25:02
Speaker 2: hope this dude on the roof fires the right one
25:05
Speaker 2: at the right person.
25:07
Speaker 3: Well, the first shot is the Trump shot, and then
25:09
Speaker 3: after that's those are just the collateral damage. Just shoot
25:13
Speaker 3: a few people to make it look real shots.
25:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're also putting a lot of faith in that shooter.
25:20
Speaker 3: You saw a time with Thomas Maclcruz. That guy was
25:22
Speaker 3: a cold operator, you know what I mean. He was
25:24
Speaker 3: a real soldier of fortune.
25:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, seemed like it.
25:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, tough guy, Yeah, absolutely, In no way did he
25:31
Speaker 3: look like young dilvert.
25:33
Speaker 2: I would also for the Butler attempt and this most
25:37
Speaker 2: recent one, which I think are the two biggest, to
25:39
Speaker 2: what end? What did it accomplish? If your argument for
25:43
Speaker 2: Butler is while they were doing it to get Trump reelected,
25:47
Speaker 2: then my pushback is going to be the same as
25:49
Speaker 2: the pushback I have for people who say shit like
25:52
Speaker 2: the Democrats created a hurricane in North Carolina to impact
25:56
Speaker 2: the twenty twenty four election. Okay, well why didn't they
25:58
Speaker 2: do it closer to the election. If that's the case.
26:01
Speaker 3: Well, because notable Democrat storm from X men. Your schedule
26:07
Speaker 3: was pretty busy, So yeah, that.
26:10
Speaker 2: Makes sense and did it work. Trump obviously got elected,
26:14
Speaker 2: But I don't think that assassination attempt in Butler had
26:18
Speaker 2: much to do with it. I think Kamala Harris had
26:21
Speaker 2: more to do with it than anything. And Joe Biden
26:24
Speaker 2: not sticking to his promise to not run again.
26:26
Speaker 3: I think everyone that was like moved to tears by
26:29
Speaker 3: him surviving that Butler attempt was like already gonna vote
26:32
Speaker 3: for him. Yes, yeah, absolutely, just good optics though, one
26:37
Speaker 3: of the best usages of a moment for a political gain.
26:41
Speaker 3: He stops for a second and he realizes like, oh,
26:43
Speaker 3: this would be a sick picture, Like let me do
26:45
Speaker 3: a couple.
26:46
Speaker 2: Yeah. And with this most recent shooting, the argument is, oh,
26:50
Speaker 2: he's doing it to get the ballroom built. Does it
26:52
Speaker 2: really seem like he's not going to get that ballroom?
26:54
Speaker 2: Bill motherfucker tore the East wing down already, They're gonna
26:58
Speaker 2: have to replace that with something.
27:01
Speaker 3: I honestly can't believe there's been such a hullabaloo about it.
27:04
Speaker 3: I'm wondering now, is this more diversion somehow?
27:08
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean the ballroom itself seems weird. It seems
27:13
Speaker 2: like that is probably more of the conspiracy theory than
27:17
Speaker 2: what Trump's doing to get it built.
27:19
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I've heard about all this Silicon Valley money
27:22
Speaker 3: coming in and basically like you know, using this as
27:25
Speaker 3: another like way to back channel money directly to Trump
27:29
Speaker 3: to curry favor.
27:31
Speaker 2: I still think the idea that this would be the
27:34
Speaker 2: plan to get a ballroom built is We're gonna have
27:37
Speaker 2: a guy shoot at you and that'll take care of it.
27:41
Speaker 2: That is so risky, so many things could go wrong.
27:45
Speaker 2: How many people are in on it is the entire
27:47
Speaker 2: Secret Service in on it is, all of law enforcement
27:50
Speaker 2: in on it. Is everyone at the White House, correspondents
27:53
Speaker 2: dinner in on it. Just to get a ballroom built
27:55
Speaker 2: seems like a stretch.
27:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, as much as I love it as on paid, you.
28:00
Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, I mean I love a false flag theory,
28:04
Speaker 2: and I think they happen. We know they happen. The
28:07
Speaker 2: Gulf of Tonkin was a false flag operation that got
28:10
Speaker 2: us into the Vietnam War. We know that now, Like
28:13
Speaker 2: they lied about the Gulf of Tonkin, So we do it.
28:16
Speaker 2: I just don't think we're doing it here.
28:17
Speaker 3: He just seized upon an opportunity to make it about
28:20
Speaker 3: his ballroom.
28:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
28:22
Speaker 3: Once more, as he does quite often.
28:25
Speaker 2: And the last I guess classic objection that I want
28:29
Speaker 2: to run this theory through this is one. I feel
28:33
Speaker 2: like it is kind of the last bastion for people
28:36
Speaker 2: when they've run out of arguments for why conspiracy theories
28:40
Speaker 2: aren't real or why the particular conspiracy you might be
28:43
Speaker 2: asking them about isn't real. So many times you'll hear
28:47
Speaker 2: people fall back on, well, I don't think the American
28:50
Speaker 2: government is competent enough to pull off something like this.
28:55
Speaker 2: I actually had someone tell me that in regards to
28:58
Speaker 2: the government maybe assassinating civil rights leaders in the nineteen sixties.
29:05
Speaker 2: They were like, I don't think the government is competent
29:07
Speaker 2: enough to do that and get away with it. But
29:10
Speaker 2: you do think that same series of governments put a
29:13
Speaker 2: man on the moon. So we're competent enough to go
29:17
Speaker 2: to fucking space in the sixties and seventies, but not
29:21
Speaker 2: competent enough to kill MLK and get away with it
29:24
Speaker 2: as a government. Okay, that's valid. That's a valid excuse.
29:28
Speaker 3: Do you really think the government could kill a guy
29:31
Speaker 3: at a motel?
29:33
Speaker 2: I guess when you put it that way, seems unbelievable.
29:38
Speaker 2: And yeah, in this case, this is the administration you
29:42
Speaker 2: think is savvy enough to keep pulling off multiple hoaxes
29:46
Speaker 2: and getting away with it. This assemblage of fucking stumble
29:50
Speaker 2: muffins you think are the ones finally that are competent
29:54
Speaker 2: enough to do some shit like this. Get the fuck
29:57
Speaker 2: out of here. That's insane. But now let's talk about
30:00
Speaker 2: some of the evidence. People are pushing. Newsweek, which I
30:03
Speaker 2: still think is one of the good ones out there.
30:05
Speaker 2: You can tell by the shit outlets report on whether
30:09
Speaker 2: they're relying on fucking government access to do their job,
30:12
Speaker 2: and it seems like Newsweek is not. They ran an
30:15
Speaker 2: op ed about how dumb these theories are, and we'll
30:19
Speaker 2: link to that, but we'll also link to where they
30:21
Speaker 2: posted this on Facebook, because the comments people are leaving
30:26
Speaker 2: really tell you all you need to know about how
30:28
Speaker 2: sound this theory is. And if you dig around, it's
30:32
Speaker 2: not right wingers making these rebuttals. It's not people you
30:36
Speaker 2: would call conspiracy theorists. Again, this is people clearly who
30:39
Speaker 2: are voting for Joe Biden. Shit like that. People were
30:42
Speaker 2: standing around and laughing afterward. That is one of the
30:46
Speaker 2: pieces of evidence people are pointing to. There's a picture
30:49
Speaker 2: of Pete hag Seth and someone else like standing at
30:52
Speaker 2: a table smiling after this. Have you seen any of
30:56
Speaker 2: these people?
30:56
Speaker 3: They're just like, we're so cool. We survived your shooting.
30:58
Speaker 3: We're so cool. Yeah, We're like, this makes us like
31:02
Speaker 3: even more hardcore than we already were.
31:04
Speaker 2: And I hate to break it to people, but if
31:06
Speaker 2: that is the argument you're leading on, you're making the
31:09
Speaker 2: exact same argument Sandy Hook deniers, mate. That is a
31:13
Speaker 2: big basis of that whole theory is why are these
31:17
Speaker 2: people who just happen to be in a highly stressful
31:21
Speaker 2: situation that I myself have never been in. Why are
31:24
Speaker 2: they acting so weird? That's a big part of Sandy Hook.
31:27
Speaker 2: There is a video of one of those parents about
31:30
Speaker 2: to address the media and he like giggles a little
31:33
Speaker 2: bit before he starts to talk, and just that people
31:37
Speaker 2: have seized on it and been like, see that guy's
31:40
Speaker 2: crisis actor, And it's like, are you sure he's just
31:43
Speaker 2: not under a ton of stress because there's a school
31:47
Speaker 2: full of dead kids behind him.
31:49
Speaker 3: And to bring it back to the talking about the Simpsons,
31:52
Speaker 3: the show podcasts, who among us doesn't enjoy Doctor Hibbert
31:56
Speaker 3: who has to giggle a little bit before he says anything, Yeah,
32:00
Speaker 3: just a little tick.
32:01
Speaker 2: My grandfather died when I was in seventh grade, and
32:06
Speaker 2: we had a funeral like every family does. But afterwards
32:09
Speaker 2: we had like a family gathering at my grandparents' house,
32:13
Speaker 2: Like we cooked food and it was nice out, so
32:15
Speaker 2: we were outside. People were drinking, people were having fun,
32:18
Speaker 2: people were laughing. It doesn't mean we murdered my grandpa.
32:22
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean we weren't sad. You fucking react to
32:25
Speaker 2: shit the way you react. And if this is your
32:29
Speaker 2: compelling evidence, why is Pete hegg Seth smiling. I don't know,
32:33
Speaker 2: Probably because he just saw a brown person get tackled
32:35
Speaker 2: by the police.
32:36
Speaker 3: I swear to god, he thinks it's cool that he
32:38
Speaker 3: was in a shooting, like that's he thinks it's badass. Yeah,
32:42
Speaker 3: he's like, I totally knew what to do the way
32:44
Speaker 3: I tactically got out of the room with my tactics,
32:47
Speaker 3: and I.
32:48
Speaker 2: Forgot to put it in the notes. But he's obviously
32:51
Speaker 2: he's just joking. But comedian Blaine Capatch, who is great, dude,
32:55
Speaker 2: love blank Patch.
32:56
Speaker 3: One of the funniest people.
32:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so fucking great. A thing on Blue Sky
33:01
Speaker 2: and said and I'm paraphrasing. If this was staged, people
33:05
Speaker 2: would have placed insider bets on it. Now he's joking,
33:08
Speaker 2: but is that not also kind of true?
33:11
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, there's got to be Trump assassination fucking
33:16
Speaker 3: Maybe they don't have assassination markets. I don't know.
33:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be surprised if you can bet on
33:21
Speaker 2: the death of someone, because then you're justiz.
33:25
Speaker 3: Just creating a like a bounty.
33:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're incentivizing people to murder someone. So yeah, maybe not.
33:31
Speaker 2: Maybe there wouldn't be that exactly.
33:34
Speaker 3: That'd be a good plot for my cyberpunk novella. Yeah,
33:38
Speaker 3: does the government legalizes death bounties? There is? Is it
33:42
Speaker 3: a black mirror episode there? Or is it a whole
33:46
Speaker 3: ass movie? But there's something along those lines where you
33:50
Speaker 3: win the lottery. I think it's a comedy.
33:52
Speaker 2: You win the lottery, but the catch is anyone in
33:56
Speaker 2: the world has twenty four hours to murder you and
33:59
Speaker 2: take your mond money. Legally, if you survive that, you
34:02
Speaker 2: win the money. If not, the person who kills you
34:04
Speaker 2: gets it.
34:04
Speaker 3: Well, this sounds like a Jason Statham vehicle.
34:08
Speaker 2: It does. But I feel like it was a comedy
34:11
Speaker 2: and I'm not going to google it. Someone at home
34:13
Speaker 2: to it. But back to this idea that, oh, people
34:15
Speaker 2: are laughing, so it's not it's not real. That's dumb.
34:20
Speaker 2: The other people beside Sandy hook deniers who you hear
34:23
Speaker 2: make that argument are shitty cops, the kind who send
34:27
Speaker 2: innocent people to prison, the kind who are like, well,
34:30
Speaker 2: I know how I would react if my child was murdered. No,
34:34
Speaker 2: you fucking don't. Your child's never been murdered. You have
34:38
Speaker 2: no idea how you would fucking react. And that has
34:41
Speaker 2: been such a big part of like true crime TV,
34:45
Speaker 2: especially when Nancy Grace and Court TV was a big thing.
34:48
Speaker 2: So many of those cases they would cover revolved around
34:51
Speaker 2: why does this guy why is he so calm? There's
34:54
Speaker 2: a guy who I think is still in prison for
34:57
Speaker 2: driving his car into a river. His kids die, but
35:00
Speaker 2: he and his wife were able to get out, and
35:03
Speaker 2: one of the things that sent him to prison is
35:05
Speaker 2: in all of his interviews on TV after he was
35:08
Speaker 2: really calm and subdued and showed almost no emotion, and
35:12
Speaker 2: people were like, well, I know if my babies just died,
35:15
Speaker 2: I wouldn't react that way. He was prescribed valium. If
35:18
Speaker 2: you've ever taken valuum. It doesn't matter what you're going through,
35:22
Speaker 2: you don't feel it. That shit shuts your emotions down.
35:26
Speaker 2: But because everyone knows how they would react in that situation,
35:31
Speaker 2: and that guy wasn't reacting the way they know they would,
35:34
Speaker 2: he's in fucking prison now. So no, a picture of
35:37
Speaker 2: Pete hag Seth laughing afterwards is not actually enough evidence
35:42
Speaker 2: that this was staged.
35:44
Speaker 3: Sorry, could you repeat that? I've been thinking about valuum
35:46
Speaker 3: for the last forty five seconds?
35:48
Speaker 2: Isn't it nice? Oh? I had to stop taking it
35:53
Speaker 2: it it's been like ten years since I took valium.
35:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't had one in a while either.
35:58
Speaker 2: Not to be trifled with another common thing you're hearing,
36:03
Speaker 2: especially now it's coming up. It relates to the Butler attempt.
36:08
Speaker 2: But it's coming back up now. Is Oh his ear
36:11
Speaker 2: healed too fast the first time around, so it's obviously fake.
36:15
Speaker 2: You also see stuff like, oh, so cartilage grows back.
36:19
Speaker 2: I don't know, doctor, does it? Have you looked into it?
36:22
Speaker 2: Have you checked? Or is this just group think? Because
36:26
Speaker 2: that's kind of what it feels like. If this is
36:29
Speaker 2: your argument. First, I need you to tell me what
36:31
Speaker 2: kind of wound he had if there was no wound
36:34
Speaker 2: and it was just a blood squib, I go back
36:37
Speaker 2: to my original question, who shot the guy in the audience?
36:40
Speaker 2: Where'd that gun come from? Unless Connor's multiple bullets theory
36:45
Speaker 2: is correct?
36:46
Speaker 3: Well, and also there a gun remote controlled ear blood pack. Yeah.
36:50
Speaker 2: That Also, there is an article out there that we
36:54
Speaker 2: will link to. It's a plastic surgeon. This is not
36:57
Speaker 2: on a government website. It is on Weneger plasticsurgery dot com.
37:01
Speaker 2: Does not seem like a government sponsored report. This guy
37:05
Speaker 2: is a plastic surgeon. He examined photos of Trump a
37:08
Speaker 2: year after the Butler attempt and he's like, yeah, it
37:12
Speaker 2: looks like the ear on the other side is different
37:16
Speaker 2: than the ear on the left. It looks like there's
37:18
Speaker 2: a section in the back that's like a little bumpy,
37:21
Speaker 2: as if it like healed but didn't heal properly. The
37:24
Speaker 2: dude had a two centimeter wound on his ear that
37:27
Speaker 2: didn't require stitches. How much growing back are you expecting?
37:31
Speaker 3: I liked that there's a guy like and you know
37:34
Speaker 3: pond Stars that they always got an expert to call in. Well,
37:36
Speaker 3: let me get my guy that does vintage toys to
37:38
Speaker 3: come over. I like that in the grand scheme of things,
37:42
Speaker 3: there's a cosmetic ear surgery guy that you can dial
37:46
Speaker 3: up and be like, hey, can you take a look
37:48
Speaker 3: at these pictures? We want and we want an expert opinion.
37:51
Speaker 2: Here's a theory. If he did get a significant chunk
37:54
Speaker 2: of his ear blown off, he was in Butler, Pennsylvania,
37:57
Speaker 2: which we know is home to at least one medbed hotel. Oh,
38:03
Speaker 2: with medbeds being those beds you just lay in and
38:06
Speaker 2: it fucking.
38:07
Speaker 3: Oh I remember the med beds.
38:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one in Butler, Pennsylvania. There is a MEDBD hotel.
38:13
Speaker 2: So maybe he just hopped in one of those overnight
38:16
Speaker 2: and that's how the ear came back.
38:18
Speaker 3: Well, you don't think that Donald has access to his
38:20
Speaker 3: own medbed technology and some kind of tour bus or something.
38:23
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, if they're real, he's got one
38:25
Speaker 2: and he did tweet about it for me.
38:27
Speaker 3: He's got a gold one.
38:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
38:30
Speaker 3: I know a few old guys with gigantic ears. Do
38:32
Speaker 3: you think this ear surgery guy could do an ear reduction?
38:35
Speaker 2: Yeah? Aren't ears one of the only parts of your
38:38
Speaker 2: body that never stopped growing?
38:39
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they are.
38:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's ears and nose both never stop growing.
38:44
Speaker 3: Nice.
38:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, is this doctor in on it?
38:48
Speaker 3: Now?
38:48
Speaker 2: Is that what this is? Is he just a cog
38:51
Speaker 2: in the machine who's helping the Trump administration perpetrate this fraud.
38:57
Speaker 2: If so, why aren't they making a bigger deal out
38:59
Speaker 2: of this guy. I wouldn't the government wheel this guy
39:02
Speaker 2: out and be like, no, how about you listening to
39:04
Speaker 2: this fucking expert over here? I mean, this article, I'm
39:07
Speaker 2: sure ranks well in search results because there aren't a
39:12
Speaker 2: lot of people writing shit like this, But I don't know.
39:15
Speaker 2: I trust the plastic surgeon more than I trust you
39:18
Speaker 2: on Facebook, everybody.
39:20
Speaker 3: Plastic surgeon never started a Warren Iran.
39:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I should clarify, not you, Connor. I
39:25
Speaker 2: trust you more than any plastic surgeon.
39:28
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah. I was not going to say it,
39:30
Speaker 3: but I appreciate that I trust you more than several anesthesiologists.
39:34
Speaker 2: Random people in the crowd filming with their phones is
39:38
Speaker 2: another piece of evidence people are using. And I've already
39:42
Speaker 2: talked about this one a little bit. Yeah, bitch, it
39:45
Speaker 2: was the White House correspondence dinner. That was a room
39:48
Speaker 2: full of reporters that was all media in there.
39:51
Speaker 3: That was the hot ticket in two thousand and five.
39:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there were a few seconds of shooting followed
39:58
Speaker 2: by I'm assuming a much longer struggle. You think people
40:02
Speaker 2: aren't going to get up and start filming, that these
40:04
Speaker 2: are reporters, that is people doing their jobs. But now somehow,
40:09
Speaker 2: oh well, there were people filming in the audience, so
40:12
Speaker 2: obviously it's staged. What the fuck were they filming? Why
40:15
Speaker 2: would they film it and get video evidence of them
40:19
Speaker 2: faking an assassination attempt? Are they just going to watch
40:22
Speaker 2: it for posterity later? Why would they be filming it.
40:25
Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense. I have more evidence out there
40:27
Speaker 2: that people could possibly incriminate them with cloud.
40:30
Speaker 3: These people just wanted cloud.
40:32
Speaker 2: I did see a few funny Instagram posts where there
40:36
Speaker 2: were reporters from the White House correspondence dinner and they
40:41
Speaker 2: were in there when it was happening, and their caption
40:45
Speaker 2: was active shooting happening right now, blah blah blah. But
40:47
Speaker 2: the picture was just them pointing the camera at their
40:50
Speaker 2: face looking worried. It's like, man, pointed at this shit
40:54
Speaker 2: that's happening. You're doing the wrong thing right now.
40:57
Speaker 3: Your narcissism is blinded you to what content actually demands.
41:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one of my favorite arguments I've seen people make,
41:05
Speaker 2: especially in the comments thread for this news Week article. Well,
41:09
Speaker 2: they immediately started pushing the ballroom after this happened, which
41:13
Speaker 2: proves this was planned in advance. This was just meant
41:17
Speaker 2: to push the ballroom agenda. And one Connor already mentioned
41:21
Speaker 2: this a little bit. What does this administration not try
41:25
Speaker 2: to capitalize on for their own benefit? Oh wait, if
41:28
Speaker 2: anyone wants to try and come up with an answer,
41:31
Speaker 2: but everything that happens in the fucking world, Trump gets
41:35
Speaker 2: on truth social and is like, this means we need
41:38
Speaker 2: this obviously, no matter how fucking crazy it is. This
41:41
Speaker 2: seems like just another example of that.
41:43
Speaker 3: And the ballroom specifically is just at the front of
41:46
Speaker 3: his mind at all times.
41:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I mentioned earlier that the demeanor conviction, Oh
41:53
Speaker 2: why is everyone looking so funny and acting weird in
41:57
Speaker 2: this situation? Stuff kind of is how the Sandy Hook
42:01
Speaker 2: conspiracy works, at least part of it. If this is
42:04
Speaker 2: your argument, they immediately started pushing the ballroom, which proves
42:07
Speaker 2: this was planned in advance. Oh buddy, we should probably
42:10
Speaker 2: talk about nine to eleven then, or you're willing to
42:12
Speaker 2: go revisit that because one did you know, there's an
42:17
Speaker 2: entire Wikipedia page just about the various warnings people in
42:22
Speaker 2: the American government received in the lead up to nine
42:25
Speaker 2: to eleven. That's something like nine to eleven was about
42:28
Speaker 2: to happen.
42:29
Speaker 3: I've laved the headline in one of the reports was
42:31
Speaker 3: literally been laud and determined to attack within the United States.
42:35
Speaker 2: Yep, there were dozens of these warnings before nine to eleven.
42:40
Speaker 2: And what did the Bush administration do immediately after nine
42:43
Speaker 2: to eleven? They immediately start pursuing the agenda that was
42:48
Speaker 2: laid out in a document called the Project for a
42:51
Speaker 2: New American Century. I've talked about it a billion times.
42:55
Speaker 2: It is a report that was written in part by
42:59
Speaker 2: Donald Rumsfeld other people in the Bush administration. It was
43:03
Speaker 2: about all the countries that the United States is going
43:06
Speaker 2: to have to engage in war with over the next
43:09
Speaker 2: decade or so in order to achieve or maintain our
43:12
Speaker 2: dominance on the world stage. In that document, it explicitly
43:17
Speaker 2: says all of this would be a lot easier if
43:20
Speaker 2: we had another Pearl Harbor type of event. And then
43:24
Speaker 2: nine to eleven happens after at least a dozen warnings
43:27
Speaker 2: that nine to eleven might happen. It happens, and what
43:31
Speaker 2: does George Bush do invades the country that didn't do it,
43:36
Speaker 2: but it was one of the countries on that project
43:39
Speaker 2: for a New American Century list.
43:41
Speaker 3: Because you can invade Saudi Arabia bad for.
43:43
Speaker 2: Business exactly, And if you're willing to accept that, oh well,
43:49
Speaker 2: they started pushing the ballroom right away. So obviously this
43:52
Speaker 2: is planned in advance. Are you willing to revisit nine
43:55
Speaker 2: to eleven because people have been getting laughed out of
43:58
Speaker 2: the fucking room by the same people now who are like, yeah,
44:02
Speaker 2: this was obviously stage just obviously a false flag. People
44:05
Speaker 2: on the left Democrats now believe this shit. But for
44:09
Speaker 2: something legitimately beneficial to the Bush administration and the American government.
44:14
Speaker 2: Nine to eleven absolutely was the catalyst for us doing
44:18
Speaker 2: everything we did in the Middle East over the course
44:21
Speaker 2: of the two thousands, one hundred percent.
44:24
Speaker 3: It is literally the reason we call October seventh October
44:27
Speaker 3: seventh because of just it's you know, when the day
44:29
Speaker 3: is supposed to be so bad, it's just a date.
44:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the administration that kicked that off, several key
44:36
Speaker 2: figures in the administration were instrumental in crafting a document
44:42
Speaker 2: that said, if we get another Pearl Harbor, everything we
44:46
Speaker 2: want to do is going to be a lot easier.
44:47
Speaker 2: And then they got that Pearl Harbor and everything they
44:49
Speaker 2: wanted to do happened.
44:51
Speaker 3: Well that's convenient.
44:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're a fucking conspiracy theorist if you believe
44:56
Speaker 2: the government would stoop to such lows. Because here's the
45:00
Speaker 2: then Connor people died. The government wouldn't lie and let
45:03
Speaker 2: people die, except again, the Gulf of Tonkin, which we
45:06
Speaker 2: lied about to get into Vietnam, and then hundreds of
45:09
Speaker 2: thousands of people died.
45:10
Speaker 3: Wait, raging against machine told me that those who died
45:13
Speaker 3: are justified. Oh sure, I'm not sure what that has
45:16
Speaker 3: to do with it.
45:18
Speaker 2: So yeah, this idea that, oh well, they started pushing
45:22
Speaker 2: an agenda right away, so it's obviously staged. Okay, then
45:25
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to ask you to agree the
45:27
Speaker 2: same thing about nine to eleven.
45:29
Speaker 3: I mean, it only makes sense.
45:32
Speaker 2: The pieces are there, and so yeah, the same people
45:35
Speaker 2: who've been laughing people out of the room when they
45:37
Speaker 2: bring up maybe the Bush administration knew nine to eleven
45:40
Speaker 2: might happen, and that's not even saying they did it
45:43
Speaker 2: or that they planned it, just that, oh, well, if
45:46
Speaker 2: this does happen, that's going to be pretty convenient. They
45:48
Speaker 2: just look the other way, even suggesting that people are like, no,
45:52
Speaker 2: al Qaeda did it, You're a conspiracy theorist. Now, those
45:55
Speaker 2: same people are in the comments of this Newsweek article
45:59
Speaker 2: call this motherfucker a boot liquor for not believing Trump
46:04
Speaker 2: is staging these assassination attempts. Get the fuck out of here.
46:08
Speaker 2: That is ballsy.
46:10
Speaker 3: Well, he just made the cover of the most assassinatable magazine.
46:14
Speaker 2: That's the other thing. Suggesting that these attempts are being
46:17
Speaker 2: staged ignores the fact that people try to kill the
46:20
Speaker 2: president all the goddamn time, especially if we're talking about
46:23
Speaker 2: an especially divisive president. Obama and Trump both have again,
46:29
Speaker 2: entire Wikipedia pages that just list the litany of plots
46:33
Speaker 2: and attempts against their lives. Biden doesn't have one. It's
46:37
Speaker 2: because no one fucking cared about Biden.
46:40
Speaker 3: They were like, well, just let father Time assassinate Joe Biden.
46:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, everyone just felt sorry for Biden, so they
46:49
Speaker 2: mostly left him alone. Meanwhile, the plots against Obama started
46:53
Speaker 2: before he was even elected Trump too. With Obama. For example,
46:57
Speaker 2: three men were arrested shortly before the two two thousand
47:00
Speaker 2: and eight Democratic National Convention in Denver. One of them
47:03
Speaker 2: had a truck full of explosives. They had all traveled
47:06
Speaker 2: to Denver specifically to assassinate Obama. And again this is
47:10
Speaker 2: where the difference between these two administrations is really on display.
47:15
Speaker 2: The men who were arrested were actually never charged with
47:18
Speaker 2: a federal crime for threatening the president because after it
47:22
Speaker 2: was investigated, they decided their plan had no chance of working.
47:26
Speaker 2: The government decided that, so they were like, well, we
47:29
Speaker 2: can't charge them with threatening the president because their plan
47:33
Speaker 2: wouldn't have worked anyway.
47:34
Speaker 3: That seems insane that nothing could happen to them.
47:38
Speaker 2: They got like time for drug and weapons charges, but
47:42
Speaker 2: they didn't get any federal charges for threatening the president.
47:46
Speaker 3: That has got to be the best and he would
47:49
Speaker 3: be assassin has ever gotten off in this country? That's crazy?
47:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, And do you think it would go that way
47:54
Speaker 2: under Trump? No. Trump would milk that shit for publicity
47:58
Speaker 2: to try and push an agenda. He would have this
48:00
Speaker 2: motherfucker arrested for sure.
48:02
Speaker 3: He had poisoned arts in a blowgun. He was going
48:05
Speaker 3: to assassinate me. He had an exploding cigar.
48:09
Speaker 2: So that's one of the reasons this Trump shit feels
48:13
Speaker 2: so unusual. It's because he's taking the unusual step of
48:16
Speaker 2: publicizing it, which I would understand why a president wouldn't
48:20
Speaker 2: want to do that, because why put it in people's heads? Yeah,
48:23
Speaker 2: because copycat crimes are a thing. Why put it out
48:27
Speaker 2: there that, hey, people hate me enough that they're trying
48:29
Speaker 2: to kill me. It's just gonna make other people want
48:31
Speaker 2: to try and kill you.
48:31
Speaker 3: Now, I guess I gotta wonder if you're a would
48:33
Speaker 3: be assassin typed, do you see, like, Okay, three failed.
48:37
Speaker 3: I want to be the guy that does goes where
48:39
Speaker 3: those three couldn't go. Is that part of it?
48:42
Speaker 2: I bet it is? Like at some point there is
48:45
Speaker 2: gonna be someone who's like, I'm gonna get it done.
48:48
Speaker 2: Though these other motherfuckers were faking it, I'm gonna do.
48:51
Speaker 2: Remember when we covered the fucking RFK assassination program, and
48:56
Speaker 2: there's that whole section about the Kennedy family and then
49:00
Speaker 2: at the end there's just a big close up picture
49:03
Speaker 2: of Ted Kennedy and it says there's one brother left,
49:07
Speaker 2: and then there's an article about how crazy it is
49:10
Speaker 2: that you can still buy guns through the mail. It's like,
49:13
Speaker 2: what was that? That was the government trying to get
49:15
Speaker 2: someone to kill a fucking Kennedy. Absolutely, but this.
49:19
Speaker 3: I know, it's so funny to think that you could
49:21
Speaker 3: have influenced the American publics through like magazines.
49:25
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, good luck with that now.
49:28
Speaker 3: Like trying to get someone to read something that's more
49:30
Speaker 3: than two hundred and fifty words.
49:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to go to what Barnes and
49:34
Speaker 2: Noble to find it. We're to even get a magazine anymore?
49:37
Speaker 3: Yeah? Magazine? Fuck, I couldn't tell you. There's like there's
49:40
Speaker 3: like three newsstands left in LA and they mostly just
49:43
Speaker 3: sell gatorade.
49:44
Speaker 2: Yeah. Another attempt on Obama's life, fucking wild one. We
49:50
Speaker 2: talked about it a little bit already. On the last
49:53
Speaker 2: episode in twenty thirteen, there was a plot where two
49:58
Speaker 2: men in upstate New York were rested by the FBI.
50:01
Speaker 2: The FBI absolutely did that thing where they show up
50:04
Speaker 2: and are like, hey, you want to get in some trouble,
50:06
Speaker 2: and then when the people are like yes, the FBI
50:08
Speaker 2: helps them create that trouble and then at the end
50:10
Speaker 2: is like gotcha you're under arrest.
50:13
Speaker 3: The old give them some AK forty sevens to fight
50:15
Speaker 3: for their freedom, and then go fight them later because
50:18
Speaker 3: they have AK forty sevens.
50:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the American way, except in this case,
50:22
Speaker 2: the people weren't trying to build a bomb. They were
50:25
Speaker 2: building a death ray device that they planned to use
50:29
Speaker 2: against Obama and others that they deemed enemies of the US.
50:33
Speaker 2: An actual court affidavit described the device as quote a
50:37
Speaker 2: mobile remotely operated radiation emitting device capable of killing human
50:43
Speaker 2: targets silently and from a distance, with lethal doses of
50:48
Speaker 2: radiation and with a ray of death that is metal
50:52
Speaker 2: as fuck.
50:54
Speaker 3: Wow, that is really sick.
50:55
Speaker 2: And don't worry. The FBI disabled it and through that
50:59
Speaker 2: yuck thing in a river forever probably gross. Get it
51:03
Speaker 2: away from us. They probably have so many of those
51:05
Speaker 2: things now.
51:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, we have a this is cute that
51:08
Speaker 3: you made a homemade one, but we have a much
51:10
Speaker 3: more evil version of this.
51:12
Speaker 2: Speaking of people giving me flimsy rebuttals when it comes
51:16
Speaker 2: to conspiracy theories, I actually had someone tell me, I
51:19
Speaker 2: think on a conspiracy podcast once that well, if the
51:23
Speaker 2: government was building secret weapons, we would know because they
51:27
Speaker 2: would tell us yeah, based on what, based on when?
51:30
Speaker 2: When do they do that? When do they just tell
51:32
Speaker 2: us what they're up to?
51:33
Speaker 3: Me and my girlfriend tell each other everything, So if
51:35
Speaker 3: she was cheating on me, I would know.
51:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the same fucking reasoning, Like, why would they
51:41
Speaker 2: tell you?
51:42
Speaker 3: That?
51:42
Speaker 2: Can't be Your pushback is the government would tell us, No,
51:45
Speaker 2: they won't. I had someone tell me they don't believe
51:48
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories because the Freedom of Information Act exists.
51:52
Speaker 3: Oh God, grow.
51:53
Speaker 2: Up, and that would sus everything out. It's like, get
51:56
Speaker 2: a fucking grip, what are you talking about? So also
52:00
Speaker 2: in twenty thirteen, a wild fucking attempt on Obama's life.
52:05
Speaker 2: An actress named Shannon Richardson, who apparently worked on The
52:09
Speaker 2: Walking Dead for a while, mailed a letter laced with
52:13
Speaker 2: risin to Obama Rice and what get it? Wordplay twist.
52:20
Speaker 2: She was actually trying to frame her husband for it.
52:22
Speaker 2: Didn't give a shit about Obama, just wanted her husband
52:26
Speaker 2: to go to prison.
52:26
Speaker 3: Wow. Imagine using the president as a plot in your
52:30
Speaker 3: divorce proceedings.
52:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a bold maneuver, just poising your husband
52:36
Speaker 2: cut out the middleman. Yeah, do it investigation discovery style
52:39
Speaker 2: like an adult try to get away with an insurance scheme,
52:42
Speaker 2: but she did not get away. She ended up getting
52:44
Speaker 2: sentenced to eighteen years in prison. And Obama and Trump
52:48
Speaker 2: both if we'll link to these pages that list their
52:53
Speaker 2: various plots and attempts against them. It happens all the time,
52:57
Speaker 2: and I imagine the reason people don't publicize it much
53:01
Speaker 2: just because it's a bad idea. It is just going
53:04
Speaker 2: to inspire more people to want to do it. So
53:07
Speaker 2: I get why Obama wasn't in front of the public
53:10
Speaker 2: every time, being like, can you believe someone else tried
53:12
Speaker 2: to kill me? Haha, fuck you, never going to happen.
53:15
Speaker 3: I would love it if I could hear Barack Obama say, ah,
53:18
Speaker 3: fuck you never going to happen.
53:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be great.
53:22
Speaker 3: U fuck you.
53:23
Speaker 2: So yeah, people try to kill the president all the time.
53:25
Speaker 2: There has been another person arrested for threatening Trump since
53:30
Speaker 2: the White House Correspondence dinner. It was a guy parked
53:34
Speaker 2: outside like a car wash that had a bunch of
53:36
Speaker 2: Trump threats written outside his car. The fucking bomb squad
53:39
Speaker 2: showed up whole fucking thing. There are constantly people threatening
53:43
Speaker 2: the president.
53:44
Speaker 3: This sounds like a guy with just some pleasant schizophrenia
53:47
Speaker 3: trying to decorate his car.
53:49
Speaker 2: Even with Trump, the attempts, we're not even hearing about
53:53
Speaker 2: the truly entertaining ones. Apparently, in twenty seventeen, a guy
53:57
Speaker 2: in North Dakota tried to ram the presidential motorcade with
54:01
Speaker 2: a forklift with the intention of flipping Trump's limousine.
54:07
Speaker 3: I like this as a very BattleBots plan.
54:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the part where it's relying on the
54:13
Speaker 2: presidential limousine to not be able to survive a rollover crash.
54:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's another good point.
54:19
Speaker 2: That thing is going to roll over once and turn
54:21
Speaker 2: into a fucking decepticon.
54:24
Speaker 3: It's going to have like a little thing on the
54:26
Speaker 3: roof that flips it back over.
54:28
Speaker 2: So yeah, this shit happens all the time, even more
54:31
Speaker 2: so when it involves a president people have really strong
54:34
Speaker 2: feelings about. And that's the other thing. The last thing
54:37
Speaker 2: I want to mention this argument is denying Trump the
54:40
Speaker 2: credit he deserves for being one of the absolute most
54:44
Speaker 2: hated American presidents in history, which is especially true right now.
54:50
Speaker 2: His numbers are as low as they've ever been. It
54:54
Speaker 2: is no surprise he's got a lot of his fan
54:57
Speaker 2: base that feels betrayed by him. He's got people on
55:00
Speaker 2: the left who hate him. This man is fucking despised.
55:04
Speaker 2: It is not surprising that people are attempting to kill him.
55:09
Speaker 3: He was supposed to bring back gatorade in the glass bottle.
55:11
Speaker 3: That's what he ran on.
55:13
Speaker 2: That might have got my vote. It's the only thing.
55:15
Speaker 2: And if you think Trump is staging all this, does
55:18
Speaker 2: that mean you think no one is mad or crazy
55:21
Speaker 2: enough to want to do something like this, because then
55:25
Speaker 2: you're kind of getting into the outside agitator's argument. That's
55:28
Speaker 2: what governments love to say. Whenever there's a protest that
55:31
Speaker 2: gets especially rambunctious. They're like, ah, that was just outside
55:36
Speaker 2: agitators coming in to rile people up. And what they're
55:40
Speaker 2: secretly implying or getting at is people aren't that mad
55:45
Speaker 2: about what we're doing. That's just all for show. It's
55:49
Speaker 2: just outsiders trying to make it look like people are
55:52
Speaker 2: angrier than they are when no, Sometimes people are just
55:55
Speaker 2: mad enough to burn a fucking AutoZone down, although it
55:57
Speaker 2: was the cops that did that, in many mad enough
56:01
Speaker 2: to burn a target down. People get that mad sometimes,
56:04
Speaker 2: And I think you're crazy if you think people aren't
56:07
Speaker 2: this mad at Trump. Right now, there are going to
56:11
Speaker 2: be people just based on the fact that he's the
56:14
Speaker 2: American president. There's going to be people threatening his life,
56:17
Speaker 2: tempting to take his life. And then when you add
56:20
Speaker 2: in the low approval rating, all the war in Iran, Palestine,
56:25
Speaker 2: so many things happening right now that might motivate a
56:28
Speaker 2: person to do something like this. And you know, I
56:31
Speaker 2: don't fucking love Trump. I would never vote for Trump.
56:34
Speaker 2: He maybe has surpassed Reagan as the worst fucking president
56:38
Speaker 2: we've ever had.
56:39
Speaker 3: Oh definitely.
56:40
Speaker 2: But I know a bullshit theory when I see one,
56:43
Speaker 2: And this White House Correspondence dinnershit is nonsense.
56:46
Speaker 3: He just can't get this ball room built that he
56:49
Speaker 3: just really can't.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, does it seem like he needs to manufacture consent?
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Speaker 3: He went to the war in Iran. He didn't even
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Speaker 3: send Colin Powell to the un to make a speech
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Speaker 3: about aluminum rods.
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Speaker 2: No, I was gonna wake up one day in the
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Speaker 2: ballroom's going to be there and Trump's going to be like,
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Speaker 2: take me to court.
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Speaker 3: Did we even make a wall in California? I totally
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Speaker 3: don't remember.
57:08
Speaker 2: I know, he just tore through a bunch of like
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Speaker 2: sacred indigenous land to build another border wall somewhere. I
57:17
Speaker 2: just saw that headline. It could be completely false, but
57:19
Speaker 2: I said it very authoritatively, so.
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Speaker 3: He sounds in character.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. If we ever got
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Speaker 2: the entire wall built, I feel like we would have known.
57:29
Speaker 2: There would have been like a celebratory concert.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Ted Nugent would have kicked ass in front of
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Speaker 3: the wall and Trump would have hit with a bottle
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Speaker 3: of champagne.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kid Rock would have been there. So yeah, I
57:39
Speaker 2: don't think so. I think we still haven't built the
57:42
Speaker 2: entire wall.
57:43
Speaker 3: What about the ocean. He's got to extend the wall
57:45
Speaker 3: out to the ocean so they can't just swim around.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. Can't get here on boats?
57:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have a word with him.
57:52
Speaker 2: Good idea, good idea. So yeah, sorry everybody, but I
57:56
Speaker 2: don't believe this shit. And I think that's our episode. Connor,
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Speaker 2: thank you so much for doing the pod. What do
58:02
Speaker 2: we have to plug before we get out of here? Hey,
58:05
Speaker 2: I got a new true crime podcast coming out. All
58:07
Speaker 2: True Crime Is History. It's about the history of true crime,
58:10
Speaker 2: and a podcast about the TV show fear Thy neighbor.
58:14
Speaker 2: That podcast is called Stupid Flanders. If you don't get
58:17
Speaker 2: that reference, God help you, Connor. What do you want
58:19
Speaker 2: to plug?
58:20
Speaker 3: I want you guys to donate to my gofund me
58:22
Speaker 3: to help me reopen the George Floyd target. I think
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Speaker 3: they're doing some good work.
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Speaker 2: We're going to reopen a woke version of it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, where all the deodorant is locked up unless you're Asian,
58:35
Speaker 3: and then it opens right up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's it. Let's get the fuck
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Speaker 2: out of here. Connor say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, everybody.
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Speaker 4: We love you, love mother, love mother, love nather of loam.