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#563 We Don't TWEET LIKE ELON the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: Back atoms nothing, lap up up, ladd back backstaging, binging, mogy, moginging,
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to another episode here that We Don't Smoke
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  Speaker 4: If you understand for June ye no no mutas, Mike mutas.
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  Speaker 5: Mic Hey, bro, you're about to get Elon's out of
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  Speaker 5: this podcast. Bro. Yeah, it's funny. The other day, but
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  Speaker 5: Hommie was telling me, hey, you should mix all the
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  Speaker 5: flavors the cheek as you have and make a rainbow chicken.
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  Speaker 5: Hey bro, Yeah, he's the Elon of the podcast. He's
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  Speaker 5: one step for He's one my love, my love, He's
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  Speaker 5: one step He's one step away.
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  Speaker 4: food does everything but speak Spanish. If he needs a
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  Speaker 4: tequila came thanks to fucking shout out to Big Mike
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  Speaker 4: and chick Lits were having big mic on the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Soon What is going on?
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  Speaker 2: Dog?
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  Speaker 5: You know this bro If y'all come beef today and
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  Speaker 5: wake up tomorrow and say what are we gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: It is ever the only thing we never did whenever
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  Speaker 4: we fought what's going online? And except for that one
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  Speaker 4: time I give your.
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  Speaker 5: Address, it was out. So we made a bat on Mexico.
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  Speaker 5: No it was. It went farther than that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it was the triggering point, but
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not saying where he lives, but
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  Speaker 4: this is his neighbor's house.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so listen. So we made he covered it.
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  Speaker 6: We made for the World Cup, you know, he started saying.
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  Speaker 6: He posted on his Instagram everybody hears his number, telling
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  Speaker 6: to pay up right now.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah right, And I got mad. I was like, boy,
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  Speaker 5: it hasn't even been twenty four hours. I'm paying you.
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  Speaker 6: But then I was like, all right then, homies, oh
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  Speaker 6: to all my family, he said, let him know that
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  Speaker 6: I already paid, and that he's a punk and his
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  Speaker 6: phone wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Stop with the fool.
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  Speaker 7: You have a base, yeah, and especially want to ask
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  Speaker 7: him to do things for assholes, they're with it and
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  Speaker 7: you kind of work and he was.
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  Speaker 5: Like and then he's like, well deleted roma post you address?
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  Speaker 5: And oh I thought he was was like no, you're
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  Speaker 5: not next thing. You know, the ext G games are real.
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  Speaker 5: That was there was there was some food. They were
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  Speaker 5: like yo to the left or to the right. But
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  Speaker 5: they but honestly, nobody was gonna do ship. They were
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  Speaker 5: just there like they were gonna fan out and be
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  Speaker 5: like so fool you want to smoke like just some
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  Speaker 5: stupid that ship like that, bro, like so, but welcome back?
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  Speaker 5: And she also what is it looking like? The green mic?
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  Speaker 5: And ikes, what's going on? What's going on? Straight out
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  Speaker 5: of Guadalajara. You already know what it is. Guys, hit
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  Speaker 5: me up on my DM Monday. I have to stop
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  Speaker 5: you right there.
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  Speaker 4: You can't keep claiming Spanish things without sounding Spanish.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, you gotta at least sound like bad buddy, How
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  Speaker 5: do you say Guadalajara properly? I don't know, bro, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not I'm not I'm not immigrant Spanish. If any of
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  Speaker 5: you three have been to Wadahada, it's water lahaa. Has
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  Speaker 5: he been to the ice cream shot the real famous
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  Speaker 5: icen shop that has gonna lie that's a half a
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  Speaker 5: mile away? Sound like four or five? Why is it fire? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Extremely fire? Did you guys get out? Bro? First of all,
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  Speaker 5: he has no papers. If he goes to Mexico, he
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  Speaker 5: can't come back.
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  Speaker 4: I'm down to go. Let's go, bro, you tol me.
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  Speaker 4: I was just gonna go back to Vegas like in
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  Speaker 4: the week once the truck is really let's go riding
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  Speaker 4: in style, you know, but that was the plan of Sunset.
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  Speaker 4: Here we come, Bro, Yeah, I'll go to I'll go
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  Speaker 4: said fucking guacamole.
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  Speaker 5: It's that's a good accent. Why'd you make it sound terroristic?
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  Speaker 5: It's like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you know, like he's like he's like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: my wakam only has to cover everything but his face.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, otherwise we stone it.
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  Speaker 4: Also, thank you so much Ray for running the boards
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  Speaker 4: Morning Shot Fields, Morning Real Podcast shout out right And
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  Speaker 4: uh it was supposed to be George Wayn today, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't know he that food does big things, dog.
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  Speaker 5: So he went to the you know, he had like
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  Speaker 5: a screening or something like that. We're gonna have him
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  Speaker 5: back soon.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I got a lot of respect for that dude, bro,
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  Speaker 4: But not for your world, not to for your world
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  Speaker 4: not to be crashing down while your dad's fucking dying
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  Speaker 4: and you're still over here doing anything. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how you keep it together. So definitely gonna hear the
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  Speaker 4: crazy ins and out. I was talking to him briefly
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  Speaker 4: at Felipe Spotso much up to you.
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  Speaker 5: And welcoming back. What is it? Always sponsoring the show,
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  Speaker 5: always bringing the fire and this time the tequila. What's
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  Speaker 5: good with Big Mic? What's going Yeah? Yeah, shout out
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  Speaker 5: to Big Mike. What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: The one and only chick Lits Chicken Latti so e,
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  Speaker 5: Like I was about to say, the little people matter
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  Speaker 5: in this world, right, like midget? No, like me, you're
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  Speaker 5: not that little? But how tall are you? I'm a backup, bro,
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  Speaker 5: backup is little tolerate. I'm only five to five. Bro,
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  Speaker 5: that's not normal Mexican height. Yeah, I know something three
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  Speaker 5: you're five to three? Are that short? Where you're from? Ray,
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  Speaker 5: we're neighbors pretty much Mexican America. I forgot. I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: Like who are the shortest foods from Central America? Like Guatemalins,
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  Speaker 5: waka niels, the Hawkins, well hocks are of the foods
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  Speaker 5: they eat. Bugs short and dark, but they will do
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  Speaker 5: the most. They will pick up three times their weight
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  Speaker 5: like a beetle. Up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, like beetles doing that ship. What's the fucking
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  Speaker 4: national geographic channel?
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  Speaker 5: Bro, It's get down with food and with labor. And
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  Speaker 5: yes they are short and dark, they get down well
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  Speaker 5: howcken Hawking with the oh and then the net okay,
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  Speaker 5: so so like, let me tell you what Hawkins though,
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  Speaker 5: they're like the one rely like me and uh ray
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  Speaker 5: doing the high and hungry thing.
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  Speaker 4: We have experience of Wa hawk and cuisine already and
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  Speaker 4: and I definitely it's fire. It's not your regular ship. Like,
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  Speaker 4: they don't have tacos, bro. They have different kind of
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  Speaker 4: string cheese. They have a lot of molet in their
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  Speaker 4: their diets. They also have uh crickets like crickets like
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  Speaker 4: like with the heen and ship.
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  Speaker 7: And at first I was opposed to it, but then
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, you can put the heat on anything and
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  Speaker 7: it's still.
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  Speaker 5: Da all you fucking cricket if it's coming.
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  Speaker 4: We've seen Indian street food, bro, we know, we know,
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  Speaker 4: fucking decorated crickets is way better than the guy with
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  Speaker 4: the fungus on his toe, put in the vomit in
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  Speaker 4: the plate for y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, I'm not eating from that guy either. Bro, You're
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  Speaker 5: not the only one. If we go to Indian you
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  Speaker 5: go to India. Okay, First of all, we're not going
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  Speaker 5: to India that they're only showing you. They're only showing
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  Speaker 5: you that that obviously still I gotta go to get
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  Speaker 5: to to go to India. Probably just too. We gotta
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  Speaker 5: knock them out and then come on the plane because
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  Speaker 5: you'll go to India. Let's go to Guadalajara and then
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  Speaker 5: we'll go to India right after. You gotta knock me
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  Speaker 5: out in Japan and then take me. I can take weed, okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: And I know where Eason would be comfortable if there
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  Speaker 5: was weed. So we just gotta knock him out. Let's
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  Speaker 5: do it. We'll give him some tell him it's no
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: but it's just suck.
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  Speaker 4: It might be a pee whip, it might be a
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  Speaker 4: you guys are gonna you guys got it's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: behind it is. It's gonna do me like the like
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  Speaker 4: like the girl in that movie with Mark Walberg when
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  Speaker 4: he tries to be he's all buff with the rock
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  Speaker 4: and he tries to th Yeah, when they fucking injected
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  Speaker 4: too much in.
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  Speaker 5: The ass, bro, and she ends up dying. It's pain
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  Speaker 5: and gain or something like that. Yo, that ship. I
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  Speaker 5: was looking at that that Yo.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you algorithm for fucking showing all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting in shape, bro, I'm starting to moms starting
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  Speaker 4: to look good, and then fucking all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 4: he comes Instagram showing me fucking movies about bodybuilders getting
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: into criminal activities.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that movie with Mark Warberg? Yeah? I
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: seen it.
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  Speaker 6: Like in theaters, they start off with royds, you start
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: selling roids, and then you get in the business of
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: being doing illegal ship is a matter of just just does.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Mark Warber movies always have to have that involved. The
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  Speaker 5: way he was doing sit ups in that movie, that
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  Speaker 5: was great.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's now appreciating workouts. Yeah, man, the way he
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: was doing workouts.
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  Speaker 7: I told him told normally wear nice fitted everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Have you heard of the You've heard of the Special Olympics, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: hell yeah, we tried heard of the the Royd Olympics. No,
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  Speaker 5: what's like opposite of like Florida manucking, they're allowed to
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  Speaker 5: take stir They actually do competing. Do they do. There's
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  Speaker 5: gonna be one next year. A couple of artis I
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  Speaker 5: might do. You got some. You got some like Olympians
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  Speaker 5: in there. You got to the tough mutter. Dog. You
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  Speaker 5: also got people that will do anything to win and
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  Speaker 5: anything to the tough mutter. Are you going to get
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  Speaker 5: shot in your what kind of shakes take you down
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  Speaker 5: to do the tough mutter? It's only like fucking h
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  Speaker 5: I think it's like three miles, it's the five k
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  Speaker 5: but it's like an obstacle court. Let's go do it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Let's do it. We don't smoke the same places do it,
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: but we can get I'll get the camera. You're not down.
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  Speaker 5: It's honestly, five three miles is not hard and obstacle
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  Speaker 5: gets what it's no, No, let's do this right. You
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  Speaker 5: know you got this winter gets what?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, we'll get the sponsors, will make au Easter basket.
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  Speaker 5: So you fucking you don't get it? Dog. So you
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: if the end is gonna be me or Nittish area,
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: because we both.
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  Speaker 4: The thing is I think you win because you actually
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  Speaker 4: have very Can you look up what tough mutter is
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  Speaker 4: and you put a very good card I want.
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  Speaker 5: To see this. I don't have CARDI, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: to work out. I don't need to go. You know,
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  Speaker 5: the reason I know it's kind of cool, it's kind
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: of we can handle it is because you know my
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  Speaker 5: other camera guy. Have you seen Jose. He's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like the bigger guy, the really big guy, you know, like, okay,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: yeah he was. He was there filming with me at
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: the barbecue festival second day for both days. Remember the
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: big food was following me around. Yeah, yeah, okay. So
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: so he's doing it and I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 5: if Jose's gonna step with yeah, I was like, I
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  Speaker 5: could do it. Bro, We're good, Yeah, bro, Like can
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: you do pull up? I can do? How many pushups?
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Can you do? Actually? More Jack? And I'm not saying
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: to talk ship. He's more Jack. Now, okay, let your
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: shirt off. You can have a shirt off. Twenty straightforward,
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  Speaker 5: low key listen lo twenty dollars low key act. He's
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: probably in the best shape straight If you can do
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  Speaker 5: twenty straight up, yeah, aesthetic, I can give you a dollar.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if he could run an hour in
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: those fucking treadmills. Do you want better? I'll give you
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  Speaker 5: five hash holes. He's being nice right now, dog, comment,
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  Speaker 5: what did you want? I'll do it right now. Hasholes
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  Speaker 5: for twenty one push ups twenty one, not twenty. You
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  Speaker 5: have to go past the twenty twenty one push my hassles.
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  Speaker 5: That's easy. That's not who's doing get up we're doing
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 2: It is not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not because that twenty first one. He's gonna want
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  Speaker 5: me to go all the way down, not the twenty
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  Speaker 5: first one. You gotta go, you gotta go seventy percent.
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  Speaker 5: See okay, now now you're give me something. Yeah, seventy percent.
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  Speaker 5: You can to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that that's not even all the way down, bro,
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  Speaker 4: because the first fifteen, the first fifteen, you'd be all
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  Speaker 4: right because.
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  Speaker 5: Your hands are going to cover you. Listen, that's easy work, dog,
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  Speaker 5: it is. You could do it right now. Bro. It
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: doesn't even have to be a pull up. Listen, he
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: said push it, no pull up. He's gonna give me
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  Speaker 5: no thing for pull up. Push up. You gonna have
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  Speaker 5: to give me a hashle. Listen, you're gonna leave your
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: empty hand pull up. I've seen the strongest people, the
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  Speaker 5: buffiest people only do five pull up hard. I can't
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  Speaker 5: I won't pull up. I've seen the skinniest person not
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  Speaker 5: do one. Let's just start doing Roy's dude, I knew.
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  Speaker 5: I knew eventually he's almost going to start that strike
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  Speaker 5: number one. I don't want to hear that again, I
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: guarantee you I don't want to. I wouldn't.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: I've already done one drug that sucked out my heart enough,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: so I was like, I'm not about to fucking fuck
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  Speaker 4: up with something else.
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  Speaker 5: Bro. You know how much fucking blow we fucking.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Dated that every time I said, every time I was
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: laying in bed telling myself, well, this might be it,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like like.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Because your heart's going too much and you can't go
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: to the sleep.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like you're like, I guess this might be it,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: and I'm dying here and fucking one forty eight in
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: the morning.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that turns into four fifteen am real? Ever like this?
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: We ever like in the hotel room on a sick one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever buyting like that?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Bro, that's why that's wild. Why didn't you just say
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: what your buddy next to nine one one? You got
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: to type it in you guys, I've been there. That's
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: wild out in there, Bro, Like he's about a nine
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: one one right now, Bro, pull up. Yeah, you guys
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: take zams before? Yeah? Maybe honestly, so you're never taken
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: enough coke to be like I gotta take a half
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: of yes, okay, two homies like this. You said you lost,
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: not me. I used to do a lot of coke,
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: but I used to do fucking uh lava half. What
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: it's the flavors, its flavor ship but there it's like
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: fifty fifty. It's like the zebra strike. It's enough to
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: get the job done, but it's also enough to let
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: you eat and sleep. Sounds like a Greek dessert South
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: on fire. You remember all the flavors we tried at
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: the L A. MC Games. Those were the good times.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: We should bring it back. Okay, so you took us
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: half a zan to go to sleep before not to
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: go to sleep? Oh I did.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I was the one so so you have remember that
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: chicken that died, and remember the comedian chick what was
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: your name? Ter almost Jobby your soul. Yeah, she was
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: the one who gave me some zax and she was
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: like you can't you you're having.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Trouble go to sleep. She's like, take one take like
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: half of these and then like, you'll be all right,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: And I was like, for real, and then she I didn't.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think of it like oh,
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: this is gonna fucking damage me or anything like that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: But they go to sleep. I took a phone and
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I took a pull one and passed the funk out.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I wasn't on coke though. They say for the long
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: airplane rides, they say five to ten hours, take half
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: his an. You'll fall asleep the whole ride. It's comfortability.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: You're crazy. The psych tells you to take an You
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: tell me who's wrong? Doctor right here, bro, I said,
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: the doctor, not me. Be real, It is talking you guys,
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: the you chick lit tell me, Hey, fool, you fools
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: got to calm the fuck down. Foods was this what's going?
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: We go here, cheers, but you just got to calm
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: the fuck down, Bro, Like this, this is loudest fucking
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: here because of that. Hey no, not for though, that's
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: where it all went. Half a water bottle. I do
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: this when I.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Skate for you, like for real, though, foods will get
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: bent out on Zan's Like I don't think like now, bro,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Like I don't think it's the same, No, because nobody
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: knows what. You can't get them, like you can get
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: fool zanbars unless you're like one of those like vintage
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: holders that like you're like a rich drug addict where
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: you're like I can keep my habit and then I
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: have store ship like me, bro, Like I like, remember
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: how I told you that. I remember when we were
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: partying and I had that I have the half a
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: hounce and I have an eight ball left to fucking
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: green Apple La balla.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Then I'm just like, okay, pause, what yeah food? So
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: he knows that, Like, listen, listen, you know that I
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: was talking to you about about a month ago. Well
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: we were X knows we had it for a while.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: I wasn't talking to X. I don't want I don't
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: want you to flip either. But look, it's something that
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: like it was left in the when I decided to
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: stop because I lost the motherfucker. Why what's funny is
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: he decided to stop, but he kept it in case
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: there's an emergency. Someone who in case of emergency, you
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: don't do that emergency?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: What if?
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: What if, like the world ends? Bro, we got a
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: few hours. I'm a Betty will be like, hey this bro,
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna die before fucking the world blows up. I'm
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: not gonna just like I'm not gonna go out like that,
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: like be real emergency. And he calls it the l
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: A C. Champs Coke. Yeah, because that year, that's the
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: that's the year.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: That's the that's the ballet, that's that's the Gareth Vale
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Green Apple right there.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Dog, And I need that. I need that. I need that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: I took a shot already. Oh damn dog. The Indian
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: guys drinking a lot. Let's take another one. You're gonna
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: ask everybody for social Security the motto, d m me
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: your social here any numbers if you're from chill Dog.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: That bottle running the rig and you know what, the
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: best part, I'm happy we got that one instead of
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: the other one. The bottle around the rig is crazy.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Forty dollars right now. That's a come up, come up,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: come I was trying to buy it. I was been
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: trying to buy the got it in here? What do
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: you mean? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, check
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: his cup to check them. Yeah, and we needed three seconds.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: We need a three second goal there and action there?
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: How do you have action there, bro, You know that's
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: how long you've had it for. Yeah, catch up, broketch up,
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: fucking Dwally, what happened to do? It's going now, bro,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: it's it's costs a lot of money to produce. Just heals,
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Oh how to give up my cuk? Oh fuck sometimes
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: he's on. You're trying to drown the motherfucker but with
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: no water. But what do you think happened between water?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I understand that right now there for this month is water.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: We don't what about But for what do you guys
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: think happened between Elon Mussel and I don't know that
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: they were both This is why hold on hill, we
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: got you one at a time. This is what happened drinking.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they fucking found out they were both sucking the
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: same chick'n X no.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Dude X Yeah, man, explain Youlon forgot to fucking wreck
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: one up for Trump? Elon's been partying? What listen?
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Wrack one up for Trump? Elon has been partying. I
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: don't know if you've been looking into it. They heard
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: that they've been doing at Academy and the Psychedelic We know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: we know, think you skipped one X?
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: We know all we okay, above be real, we know
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: what everyone does. Right. Yeah? You know what I heard?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I heard Trump is in the Diddy files.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why he has so much oil America. Baby, okay,
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Rode Baby, is it believable?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know it's one hundred. I think it's ninety
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: five percent. Believe Long is gonna get deported if he
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: keeps talking. No, bro, I look back to Canada. I said, Canadian. Canadian?
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Google it right now in Africa right now, making bet
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Google he's Canadian where he's born American? But he's Canadian.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: He might be Canadian, but he's African Americans born in Africa.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: He lives in America, makes him African American.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: He's Canadian. But if I get the port, I'll get
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: the border. Hey, for you guys, gotta let Trump speak.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Did he ask him if he's Mexican American? He's on
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: your partner? Oh, this guy, he's he's fucking Trump. What happened? Well, Actually,
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: he's born in Mexico. He's in America. He's not American.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: He had this not papers, he's living here. No, because
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: has paper, situation paper. He's not better.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: He's technically not American because he's PA's wrong. Actually he's
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: a Mexican living in America illegally.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: He's a Mexican. He's like, he's like Sting, I'm in Englishman.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bro, you're like Sting, Bro, I'm just an Englishman
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: in New York here, Mexican in California.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thats what he is. He's a Mexican California. I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: just in English. No, No, what is the song says
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: X have you heard that song?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Born? X?
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Hold on time? Have you heard that song? The Sting
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: song The Englishman in New York.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: The chorus says, I'm in alien, yeah, illegal alien?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, illegal alien in New York.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah bro yeah, Bro like like like no, no, Sting
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: the fucking singer food like the yeah, I'm that's like
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: he's a fucking household staple. By the way, for you guys, bro,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: my parents listen to rock when I grew up. All right,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: all right, so you know said thing, fucking bro, I
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: didn't listen to your parents listen to it three phones
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: and ship like all the white girls.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Tell me, okay, so what your dad was listening to
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: all three? No, no, not even three school I give
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: them the with Then the credit over the Christian rock bands.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Bro rock band, take the first Christians been before. I'm talking.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: What is say is a citizen?
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's African Americans and Canadian. We're in Africa, African American. Bro,
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: the richest man is African American. You guys don't really
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: believe me, but it's.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Facts, hey, bro, And that's why that's why the white
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: man is trying to fix that now.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: He's over here. It was like, there's no way this
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: black guy from a Rica it's going to be richer
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: than me. It's not gonna happen in my presidency. And
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: this is Joe Biden's fault. This is completely Joe Biden's fault.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: The Biden administration has been trying to put this fake
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: news out there for me, so being Elon Musk could
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: fall out and that's fine. I don't need him. I
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: haven't heard those words. But uh, you know what's you
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: know what's cool. Yeah, they did their little shit on
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: fucking X or Twitter or whatever you want to call it.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: But like I said, that's just like this song. Yeah,
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: at the end of the day, when you're true homies
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: and you could talk shit to each other to the
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: point where I'm a fucking socker in the face right now.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: And we've been there. We wake up the next day
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: and we say, what's good today? You're my homie punched Trump.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: You're talking out talking about Ray Ray.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: How many times have you waitnessed that happened between me
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: and X before Nitty got here because we needed to
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: punch somebody else.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: BROI I've said it a thousand times.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: You almost my weight. Listen.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: There was times the only time I like, they look
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: for No, it's not It's not just that, bro. It's
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: just at the end of the day, whenever you really
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: feel you become really close to really punching you every
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: time you really think about it, you're like, I want
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: to get over it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: And that's my boy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm gonna call them every name, but I
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: cannot punch him because it's gonna come right back.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Exactly, every single time that I felt, I was like
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I want to push this food down the stairs.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I was like, this was my friend. Listen, the universe
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: brought me here to keep the peace between you two. Okay,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: calm down, this is the wrong kind of you want
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: to John Redcord and we got fucking rock I'm over here, like, hey, Mexico, Argentina,
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: let's just chill, come friends. It's not just Argentina or
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: El Salvador or whatever that does. I mean what I'm not?
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: What were you think I'm Margins because they're Nazis? No, exactly,
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I know, great, a great Argentinian. I know some of
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: the South countries went China. I know why he's saying it.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: I know, but Honda, that's when China. There's a lot
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: of Chinese people all over Central America. Food, Dog, there's
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: so much. We've been to Mexico City. Dog. That ship
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: is a Mexican.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: My girl goes there with her mom a lot, and
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: there's a it's a it's a fucking melting pot.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: Armenians there, I mean everywhere.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, I didn't realize until I came out here, and
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: then it all made sense. Kim Kardashian, Armenians run this place,
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: bro Ain, no.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Serious question though, Hey, let's let's talk about serious. Well,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: chickens might be the only one who could add the
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: fucking input. Who fucked up the weed game?
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Dog? Was it the China Man? Was it the Armenians?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Was it the Russians? I'm gonna go ahead and blame
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: it on the Armenians. I'm gonna call it the China.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna just because bro, the undercut everybody attitude, because
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: at least the at least the Chinese, they have standards
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: that are like, it's not gonna go lower than this.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: No Japanese plea opposite. Listen, you love Japan, I love Japan.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I haven't been there. Japan and China are not the same.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: I know they're not. They hate each other. China. Yeah, Man, Armenians,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Chinese and Japanese have different are fifty to fifty similar
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: but different. Armenians are like Texas and Florida. They'll tell
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: you how it is. If they don't want to fuck
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: with you, they ain't gonna fuck with you. If they're
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: your boy, you're your your friend. You cannot buy here.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: You understand it's either my friend or brother.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm a I'm more of a I'm more of
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: a brother guy. I say brother more than my friend here,
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: I'm guilty of saying both.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, all right, so you're gonna say it's
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: the Chinaman, let me say Okay, now that we're on
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: the we subject, can I say something real quick this
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: is the podcast to say anything you want. Stop if
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: you're outside of calump if you're outside of the West
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: of America. I'm talking about from the middle to the east.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Stop buying spray packs, stop buying spray packs, lying, stop
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: buying Oklahoma weed. Stop buying fucking Oklahoma weed, because you
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: guys know the best comes from Caddie Cali. You heard,
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: and I understand that the market is the market, and
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: economy is economy and sound good. Economy is the economy.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: You heard. You listen to the right people, and you
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: know the right people. You don't even need to know them.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: You've got to be a part of a podcast, a
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: part of a Patreon, a part of somebody who's dedicated
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: get good weed. Stop buying the China and the Armo stuff. Please,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: straight up, bro, no beef with our men.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Applause for that. Where we pushed the button, we haven't
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: pushed no buttons today. Bro, what's going on? Raz over
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: there're stuck. I was like, I was like, I was like,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: there's there.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: That was the first sound figure the fucking day day. No,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I know, maybe it's just maybe it's just me. He
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: starts pushing all the buddets. Yeah, I just ain't no,
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: But all right, so y real quick on the way on, Ray,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: try God damn, I don't want this food to walk out.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: The show's over if he gets pissed. All right, listen,
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I understand the show can't run without me and Ray
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: without you. It took two seconds, but all right, Uh, Ray,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I see you doing a lot of stuff for be real,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: have a lot of light here and there and there,
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: and sounds and this and that. What does it take
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: to get it over here? Do we need that new board?
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: The big board they have that? Is that what the
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: whole talk is about? What's what sounds?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: No that he no, I was there's nothing wrong with
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: the boards, just he just there was no need to
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: push it into now Okay, yeah no, raight like dogs?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Heess what this is what I meant about not pissing
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: off Race? He walks out. Bro, there's like twenty hash holes.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: You got to give him?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: You know me? Right now?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: All right, Rady was kind of sad today. I'm kind
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: of like trying to I love you, right, I don't know.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: I said you happier. Imagine, Niddy, go make this up
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: and buy I don't talk another way. Ray, you want
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: to go eat taco later. I know what it is.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: I needed to bring the rig today, That's what it was.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't give him a taco burger he needs today.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Or a del taco burger. Nah, let's go, baby, I
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: just got to write up the proposal. Me and he
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: got some work to do later.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Chas gonna chad Gy is gonna make sure you be
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: like and also on the writer a gather of soap.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Have you cooked with your hands? Of course? What do
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: you mean? How do I cook with my neck? Dog?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: How do you put your fingers in the oil of what?
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Why would I put my fingers in the videos? No?
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: You think I cooked like those fucking those videos. I'm
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: not saying you do this daily. I'm just saying I
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: have you never like that?
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: That's fucking street food from fucking They're going to the
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: poorest places, and yeah, of course that's what you see.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Look around in the videos. Do you see fucking houses? No,
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: it's not a fucking what are you talking about?
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: They have normal places too. And you know what I've
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: always thought about, like, you know how like back in
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: the day, they always had the draft. Are crazy?
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: You know how they always had a draft back in
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: the day and for a war, and they'll deploy you. Like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: remember I told you. I was like, why don't you
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: just like run away? What do you mean you just
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: go to the nearest country.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Don't you just leave waiting for you? What are you
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: talking about? You don't know what you do about? The
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: hold on all that? And the next year and by
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: what are we on twenty five twenty seven? Between twenty
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: six and twenty seven, they say, hey, everyone between under
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: the age of fifty, you have to come to war.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: I can't go to war because there's Indian people everywhere.
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: If I go to war, I'm gonna end up fighting
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: another Indian guy somewhere.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: There's Hispanic people everywhere.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so we're all gonna be fighting our fucking cousins
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: and ship you you just send me nothing for Christmas?
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: You're gonna do You're not gonna do nothing. You want
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: to escape oo bombs too.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: First, I'm gonna go out there and be like, guys,
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: can I tell you a joke and get shot in
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: the face?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Yo walks into a fucking enemy campsite? All right, everybody,
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: but he was diddy. I'm here to do a joke.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I have mushrooms and I saw to tell a joke
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: and then boom in the head. But they still eat
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: the mushrooms. Wait, what's the movie with all the famous
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: people in the Hollywood and everyone's chilling and having fun
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: and then the world ends? This is that's so funny?
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: Is that where it is? Whereas he's hanging in the hole,
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Craig Robinson comes by, He's like hell, he's like too
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: late already in the whole is World War three? Is
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: that where it is in Hollywood?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: No?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Just so us right now? Where War three is happening?
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Right now? It's us, bro, it's us. Guns are going
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: off right now. Are we counting how much money and
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: drugs we have right now?
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Money doesn't matter if there's drugs, drugs and weapons. I
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: guess at least at least we're in a warehouse?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Ah yeah, ah over drugs. I'll take the warehouse. Yes,
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: hey do.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Somebody in the chat room said this podcast now needs
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: a breathalyzer.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: That is very There's definitely okay.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: First of all, there's no reason people, this fucking bottle
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: was full before shot. And Chickens already said he had
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: five shots before he shut up, And I want to
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: believe that he was shocked. I want to believe that
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: it wasn't five.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: It was ten. How many was it? It was like ten? Huh?
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Was we're we were at we were okay, candidac Margarito's
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: food listen. We were at the sash. It was us
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: three and yes I offered to people, but it was
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: not more than an inch dented under the neck under
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: the deck in my line. I wasn't bro it was like, yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: it was like straight out full. We got into it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Once we started, it was pretty fun.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: What are we drinking?
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: What we do know is X has not been that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: I know because because usually you're interrupt king, this is
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: the quietest you've been.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Like, you're like me on the Doc.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: You're like me on the Doctor Green Thumb Show earlier
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: when it started all talking about Trump and I was like, bitch.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: I'll try on this hill. I listen that that day
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: of the NAS the Non Patriot, the Patriot nos Patreon episode. Yeah,
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: he DOESNAS on the Patreon right that one day we
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: did it and I said then, and you know it
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: was the the non outside was telling me that he
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: loves when I'm not here because he gets to sit
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: in my seat I love this scene now because I
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: don't get the A C. Oh the A C is
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: fucking yeah, it's on my back. I love it right,
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: it's like come back to Canada. I put that just
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: to remind you. I almost wanted to put some Canada
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: stickers on the ac just just I just shaved my
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: head today. I just shaved my head today, so it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: hitting my neck like my motherfucker. I'm hot as fucking
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: I still got to put my hoodie on right there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I don't like it because I love that hoodie and
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: now everyone knows me in the streets for that hoodie
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: because it's one in twenty bos thinks he likes to
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: heat nog. What I ever? Do you want to go
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: to Texas food? I want to go to Texas. Let
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: me remember of Canada.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you guys.
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: The zone was so mad that I went to Austin.
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: He was so mad, And honestly, that shows me. That
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: shows me how much he loves me, because he got
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: mad that I left for so long.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: I love you too, brother, That's what I'm saying. You
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: could talk ship. I'm sorry you could get down to
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: put it in my fist in your face. Let me
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: hear you say one more time.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: He was texting me every day, don't come back to
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: fucking California living Austin, Bro.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: It wasn't every day he was telling me. So I understand.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: I love you. You're good. Thanks for having me, brother,
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: You're good. He was making I'm making crisis account. He was, No,
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: we were gonna take your car for a joe, right,
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: you could. I went up, I'm not gonna. I came
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: over here with a shoutout, x G. You rolled up
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: with the car. No, No, I came here with your brother.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I got his key. And then these fools had no
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: idea shout out, shout out an suv where we could
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: off beit, no shout out to x G where he
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: fucking held onto my car for three weeks while I
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: was gone. That's fucking I appreciate that, you know what,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: though I did like at one point, I was like, Yo,
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: we should get one of these like smoke guns, you know,
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: like the leaf flower Wednesdays. No, I wish, Bro, I
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: gotta take that thing for a wash. There's spider webs
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: all over it. I'm not a chance. I didn't even
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: take it to trade Joe, I thought it was. You
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: could have, but there was too much shit in there.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: You're gonna take it down the Gangi River.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: It's not a driving, it's not a hybrid. GANGI River
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: car wash, come out dirtier to come up.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I said that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: I said I want to take his car to trade.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Joe's was full with your new ass truck. You're gonna
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: hate looking for parking, bro, Bro, you're.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Not gonna go jos. I don't go working. See it's
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: always packed. Give me a Costco boy. We got passes
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: now that now thursdays. I understand you have the privilege.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: You're parking in here. You choose. I came too early,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: parking full parking. You could have just driven straight though.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I get it, though, but that's what happens when you
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: get a fucking eight by fucking seven vehicle, Bro, That's
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: what happens. So I go. I got seven by five.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: This soul easy. I bet you anything with it? What
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: are we in? Have a backup? By January one? I
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: bet you move one time.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Not.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I bet you ten dollars. He's not hand dollars. If
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: he doesn't tell you, well, I'll tell my dad. You
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: know that doesn't matter. What you do after doesn't matter.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: I bet you ten dollars right now, between now and January,
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: he's going to tell you to move one time. I'll
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: take you on that bed because I know he's not
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: gonna ask me to move, all right, not asked, He's
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: he's gonna. He's gonna make making mask as he's going
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: to make a comment about your phrasees not asked. He's
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: gonna and what he says, he's gonna push it out
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: there in a different way. That's gonna be like he
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: wants you to move his car. Hey, man, Like it's crazy,
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: how it's a really nice car, how big it is.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Give respect. He's going to give you the respect. But
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: he's gonna say move your car. I'll give his dog
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: diarrhea pill. I got you, I got you on those
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: chicken don't make it. Bet he's a degenerate game. I'm
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: just trying to make this.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, Yo, signs of a degenerate gambler for
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: fucking making bands over dumb ship.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I told you I was going to get you to
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: do it. This one knows. I told you my workout regiment.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: He just put twenty hasholds. I bet when he's on,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: he goes to a gym. Listen.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: I bet when he's on goes to a gym that
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: he just tries for one time. After you leave the
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: change room, you turn all the taps on or some
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: ship the one that both that's a body building gym.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: I don't want to pistols fulls off an.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: Elephant forget, not yet. I'm not an elephant yet. He's
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: not an You're not the elephants had a good memory
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: an elephant. Never forget just like not an elephant. He's
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: not an elephant. He's not an elephant. You're not an elephant.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: We're not going to forget that word? What word and
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: word I forgot? You know, you know, give an f
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: out there? We can't. Oh, he respects something. Push ups
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: right now, it's pull ups. How many did you want
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: you to hold? Hold hold on to the bar right there?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Ude the middle bar with no twenty pull ups? Just tough.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: You would be like the food from home alone if
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: you can do twenty pull ups. He's in the best
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: shape in this room right now. Guaranteed he's the only.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: One I'm scared of. His rocky rocky joke is rocky joke.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: He's like because he's like listening to like fucking People
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: in the chap room are saying chicken life in two pieces.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: People in the chapter mer saying chick Liens is cooked.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: How many shots did he have? You know, guys don't
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: know because you guys don't know me. We know he's
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: not drinking shots. He's drinking a water bottle full of
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: not even the guy I brought to be on later
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: knows me. This guy is the closest person that knows me,
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: and he doesn't even know me. So why are you
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: in this building? I'm just trying to have something to do.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I want to wake up in the morning. You know why,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: if you weren't here, you wouldn't wake up in the morning.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: If if I wasn't here right now on okay, what
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: are you guys? Wednesdays and Thursdays. So if I wasn't
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: here Wednesdays in the morning, I'd be sleeping fucking between
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: when I wake up in twelve o'clock. If I wasn't
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: here in the afternoon taking nap right now, I'll be
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: gambling between. But no, I'm setting up hash holds, I'm
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: doing things.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: And then the orders ready, okay, thank you? Yeah, this
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: podcast brings dope things to your life.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Happy for like, right now, I'm excited at the w
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: S O P. I'm watching w S W I want
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: to gamble soap listen plays. Yes, you don't retire from
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: that ship. How much money can you make that World
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Series of he's a fucking millionaire? How much money can
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: you need? He's not.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: He got he got sued, he got he got sued
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: by England some banks.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: He was cheating. He got caught cheating. How are you
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: cheating poker? Got cheating poker? It wasn't cheating in poker?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Well it.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Listen, it's not cheating. It's having the advantage. And number one,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: everyone's a hater. No, it wasn't cheating. Number two. It
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: only works when it runs in your favor. You could
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: be the best poker player in the world. Is that
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: cards don't come? They don't come. Let me splain something.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: What happened? So so phil Ivey was playing this right now,
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: So phil Ivey was playing this game. It was a background.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Just just correct me. It was the background, his background.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: But then they included to poke, they included to his gambling.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: No, no, so so so phil Ivey one of the
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: best poker poker players in the world. He's won a
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: bunch of bracelets. He starts playing background.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: You could clean that to Mickey too, you know, making Yeah,
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: you could say those are the same situations.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: No, no, So, so what these fools do is are
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: big ballers. So they get free hotels, free rooms for everything,
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: and at one point they want you to play at
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: their casino so they can ask you to use certain cards.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Oh I feel lucky when you use the red cards
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: or the yellow cards or this brand of cards. So
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: there's a little bit of a technical fucking printing found
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: that the fools found with some Asian girl that he
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: used that had four to twenty vision forty twenty visions.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: She has perfect eyesight, and while they were playing, she
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: was supposed to recognize the misprint, and when he found
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: the misprint, the aces were there. So every time he
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: found the misprint, she would kind of let him know,
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: like that's a misprint.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Shoot it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: And he kept winning and winning, and they were like
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: why does he keep winning? Because they finally figured out
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: that there was a misprint. He found a way to
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: get the advantage. Well, these fools got mad and prove it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: The casino got mad. They listen. At the end of
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: the day, the word is called advantage like that. It's
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: not called cheating. Yeah, it's not called having the house. Edge,
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: is not called having insider, it's shorting.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. It was what it is called it
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: even you can't play here no more. Yeah, that's what
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: they should have done. No, but they sued him and
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: he lost he lost more food. There's fools that we
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: talked about.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: It will be real, but there's fools that that can't
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: go to casinos because like Dana, the food from uh
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: from UFC, that fool can't that food goes and he
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: gambles like he'll be like two million and a hand
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: and all it takes is him to win a few
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: hands and then he's cleaning them out for a few meal, bro,
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: and he has the bank roll. So they fucking banned
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: fools like that, and they'll they'll they'll tell them, hey,
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: we won't take your money because the casino's not there
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: for you to win. Dog listen Dana and.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: He beats the ship out of his wife Maro UFC style.
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: I remember he slapped the funk out of her. What
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: you say, Hey, he did it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Joe Pescire style though, Hey, he hit her Joe Pesci
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: style when when she was when he was getting the
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: diamonds out of the hair, he was like, there's one
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: more in there.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: And I tell you what. I tell you.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: That was the best promo for fucking slap, fucking whatever
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: the slap because it's starting.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: He did that right before it started. You watched it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I don't. I just watched you Instagram. I hold that
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: we gotta do one. It's too much for the people
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: watch it like professionally sitting on YouTube. But you do
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: you watch it? Like do you pull it up? Like, hey,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: let me see this episode of the Ladies episode it's pretty,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: it's pretty. I just watched the Instagram videos when they
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: come up bad and I'm like, oh the highlights. Yeah,
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: slaps it is. Why would you do that? My daddy
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: never hit me enough? Right, But there's some big boys, bro,
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: there's some big boys in there doing that ship. And
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: they don't go down the first there's like two three,
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: they go the whole way, but they get mad. Days
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: are going to get ct Yeah. While you get slapping
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: the face dog, it's not even a proper slap. There's
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: gonna be another chrispin Wall would you probably one hundred
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: of them that we don't know about. For like you
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: think there's gonna be another chrispa Walk because you don't
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: know Chrispin Wall the food killed his whole family from
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: the food, the fool with the flying hand. But I
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: know them as the wrestler. I don't know about the killer.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: But like, yeah, that's what like because you know that
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: that ship got proven and that's why w W had
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: changed a lot of legend. Bro, he has no he
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: killed himself. He shot himself. After he did it would
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: use power.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: No no, no, no, that who choked himself with the equipment,
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: with his own equipment, his workout equipment.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: He basically like stranger.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: He killed his kid at the gym at his house,
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: his kid, he killed his wife, and then he went
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: and used the equipment and he.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: Like kind of like used like the you know, the
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: thing to do the forearms.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: That food literally tied that ship up and put the
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: heaviest weights and was like and he wrote the letter
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: over and I think he wrote a letter where it
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: said to the medical people examined my brain, like I'm
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: not good in the fucking head type of ship.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Look a bunch of people.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Crispin wa so sad, but I mean when you
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: fucking ran your head into peoples.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: But what what was his Chris showed his show was
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: that the show title was w W S.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: His name was.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they did. They did a whole R I P episode.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Remember it was SmackDown.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: They did a O L right P episode and then
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: they took it down because because they found out that
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: he had killed his whole family dog. So like, yeah, bro,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: broc that shit happens every day, Like okay, the way
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: he did it was crazy though, food So he chose
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: to choke his kids out, bro, Like, like one of
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: them he fucking literally choked him out.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: The other one he put the pillow over the wife.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: I think he killed it with equipment. And then that's
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: why he worked out for his whole life. He was
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: so strong. It was the time to do it same night.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you had to do the whole thing at
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: the whole night. Otherwise he didn't gona leave no money,
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: brow like you was so strong. Imagine the first person
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: is out, everybody has to go in that crazy mindset, bro.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Whoever's watching, Yeah, like if your witness or god.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Like that Amityville horror I don't think that when people
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: say that fool was possessed, that foods didn't want no witnesses.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: He went over it. He was like, Daddy shot Mommy,
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: look up, he just shot everybody in the house. Listen,
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: when shiit is so bad, it has to come normalized.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: You need to understand how bad it was.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Hey, bro, back to what you're right about that what
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: butcher Escobar said on the last episode, he said, bro,
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: get up and fucking leave.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Dude, you said get up and leave when you're not happy.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Otherwise crazy shit happens. And I think back in the day,
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: people just didn't know when to get up and leave.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Thank god.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: People live in today's world where they're like, Hey, this
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: didn't work out. I'm gonna make my life live once
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I leave the state.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I fucking try Chrustian tender and find
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: God somewhere, you know what I mean.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: I don't fucking know, Bro, I'm gonna try something else.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: But there's a second chance out there. I don't need
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: to go shoot up a theater, you know what I mean?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Like the promise people aren't having babies anymore.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, but it's pushed that way. We don't need more people, though,
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: I get it, but in the population can I pause?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I mean you can pause, so sure X don't say
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: something gay after saying it is not gay because I
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: said X, because you said pause. See, do we need
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: more people? Yeah? At the end of the day, we're
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: against China, right, is everybody against China. One needs to
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: have two people. We need to have Chinese. You don't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: have much people of China have.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: Right, First of all, were we really going to believe
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: are county one at a time?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying, are we gonna believe their count You
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: said China has a lot of people? Who counts to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: people in China? China? Do do we believe what China
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: tells us? We think it's only a hundred thousand people there.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: I don't know how they're making so many shoes, act
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: how they're making so many shoes.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: We don't know how many fucking Mexicans we have in
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: La Really, you don't have in Mexican people.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: We have in China. For that's listen, we don't really
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: know that we give us numbers. And do you believe that?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: Do you believe the continent of Asia is bigger than America?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: It is? Because that's pretty much so Chinese people, Chinese
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: people and if so, and if so.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: You know, these China people are very rural. They live
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: in the middle of nowhere. They don't know how they die.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: There's doubt to die for that thing. They're down to die?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: Are they down to die for a fucking full raptor.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: No, he's not either, That's what I'm saying. They're not.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: If war starts, you don't have to make payments on
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: that car anymore.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Everyone needs to have two kids because at least needed
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: to was too much. Know, every company needs to because
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: there's two of you. If you want to keep the population,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: at least even.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Everyone needs to have to. I like that. I like that.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: In X world, man, if the world goes to war,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: just do what X would do. Drive straight. I like that,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: drive straight. The world's flat. I like that. You need
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: two kids? What about three? What about three? Yeah? Three
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: is people die? So there is the crowd, right, Three
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: is the crowd. Three helps out?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: You got to continue the legacy. Think about it. You
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: know how many people have to come for you to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: be here right now? Over the two Yeah, I mean
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: all of them, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Like they think about it? How long. How long have
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: humans been here? Listen, That's what I'm saying. How long
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: have humans been here for you to be here right now?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Is how many nuts had to be busted? America ready
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: to say we're willing to accept everybody, hey or not?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Well, they still don't accept black people in America, let
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: alone anybody else.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Like food, come on, dog,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: like thoseose are like listen, listen.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: They had a whole civil rights woman and still those
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: folks complain about shit right for them?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: You heard it like so like you heard it first.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: We're gonna lose. You think we're gonna lose because of that?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: Why they come offering us nikes, but they put fucking
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: like diseases in the shoes and we all die.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Listen, Trojan horses, listen, listen. A company say we say
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: us for right here, start a company. We have ten workers.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: These ten workers are willing to die for us. That
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: means they're going to work the next twenty years for
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: minimum wage and whatever little one is to give them.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Say we have our arrival company. They have twenty workers
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: that are waiting to die from They gonna say we
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: take advantage over these fools. We're gonna, but the other
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: ten have fucking automatic weapons. Hey, for you know fifty times?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: You know, yo, second you attack America, these fucking I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: just had all these white boys get mad. I just
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: had I had it and they're just tired of going
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: to Pointland's wars. But second you attack America, bro, and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: the only way to beat America is through inside.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Hey bro, I just had it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Literally like a fucking breakthrough idea right now. You know
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: how everybody's like, what about the Chinese people own in
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: the farmland, right?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: These people? But okay, but they buy a lot of
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: houses here, but nobody is ever here. Why don't we
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: just fucking be like, hey, you ain't coming in this house.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: It's our house, do you know what I mean? Like, Yo,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: then you want an Israel their fucking palacetine. Yeah, we
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: want to just be like, hey, bro, I'm sorry, I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: don't know what. I don't know who told you that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: you signed this contract?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: But you know, uh, like President Trump said, this is
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: my house and if you don't like it, the National
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: Guard could get your ass the funk out.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: You know that tag the building in l A. Yeah, China,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Chinese people, the Chinese got to stay like that it's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: their property, so we can't even bro, this is our land.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Take that ship. We could just
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: be we're taking it down or we're fixing it. No,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: it's there, so they don't have to do nothing. Bro,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: it's gonna stay like that. The contract be like, how
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: about this, miss it's not I'm feel bad for your mother?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: You too? At the end of the table, what year
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: you too? At the end of the table, what year whatever?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: Like everybody just puts a map by the what is
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: what if everybody puts we all owe this person and
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: this person? What do we just burn the Chinese fool's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: houses down and be like, hey, bro, they all got
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: burned like how they did the black people back in
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: the day when they were like thriving in black No,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: you don't want that. Then the whole America is going
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: to turn into like a prison yard. Dog. I'll tell you,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: are you a there's no ins and ass or bust bro.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Right now, it's a Cold war story, and motherfucker, you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: know what the Cold War is? Right? Actually, I know
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: you at the Cold War. Cold he knows what cold
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: soars are. That's we're in the Cold War. You know
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: what the Cold War is, yeah, graduated when those fools
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: were not like every they were beefing, but they were.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: They wanted to like did nobody wanted to Nobody wanted
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: to flex bro Bro the Superpowers dog the Allies restaurant,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: let me talk, shut the fun down. You didn't have it?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Yes, I did, Superpowers the Superpowers Union.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I felt bad for him. I just said, fuck, Bro,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: you guys like that. Let my boys struggle like that.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I'm a fucking spray of the whole room. He didn't know.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: It's dog goes. The Allies versus a superpower was dogging.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Then the food. You know what I'm saying. And that's
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: why Olsdor knows how to move, because they got strapped
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: up and they got taught, but nothing ever happened. But
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: they well they're America El savador is with the ship.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: They're America's little America. Yeah, but they in Argentinas. Bro
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: as fuck thet They accepted bigcoin. You know why because
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: America told them Bros America's test subject experiment. Yes, but
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: it gets down. At the end of the day, We're
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: going to back them up and they're backing us up. Right,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Our Salvador will go out there and fight for you. Hey, hey,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I thought this was not a Patreon. He's just filling
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: up his torch. Dog, I don't think torch the same
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: color as Yeah, now hang on at a drive. I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: don't want to be what you learned his lesson. You
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: went to the gym after a couple of balloons.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: I felt that ship the next day, bro. And then
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: you know who else hit me up? Joe Bonnie because
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: he goes to the gym too. And then he was
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: like that fool was he felt it? He was like, hey, fool,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: he was like before I got here, we were all now.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just four o'clock, six hours this who
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: answer my phone call saying, hey, I think you're gonna
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: have to hold all the many I'm like, let me
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: a little Bonnie fucking got sucked up at his birthday.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: What can you do?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: You had to you have to celebrate, especially after like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: not doing not being with the ships for so long.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: But yeah, all I'm saying, dog, we could easily take
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: over China's fucking man bro out here, there's no.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: No reason to do. He just squatted. We could just
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: squat in it, bro, What are they gonna do? They
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: have to fucking fly into the airports. How are they
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: gonna get here and be like, this is this is
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: my land. Those guys haven't been conquered in years. They'll
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: fun ship up. You had one hundred real and fifty
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: of those followers would die for you. Nobody's thinking Americans
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: the country.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: What if you don't think Americans would die for the country, know,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: then you're for your tripping.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: When the night.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: When the towers spelled, you know how many Americans signed
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: up to go fucking bomb my rack?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: You understand trucks signed up. Dog, you understand. I don't
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: know what you're talking about. And so you're telling me
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: you don't understand why there's a red and blue, why
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: there's a dog in an elephant one at a time.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: In the world of gambling, you don't understand why you
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: can bet on a tie.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: Tell me that why because it happens. Yeah, but they
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: still both support America. White people will pull up.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Here's the thing. People who are actually American will pick
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: up arms, actually American. If two people are supporting America, and.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: There they both are. But that's what I'm saying. There's
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: a lot of people who move here. Who are you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: to tell me who are you to tell me?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Who is he? To tell me? Who are you? Who
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: is he? We don't know who you are exactly. That's
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, all right, you know your turkey, all right?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: I just I think I think America's number one bro.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: I think America to give him as fucking papers. This
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: guy's the most patriotic guy talking. They could have took
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: it over, they would have already done it. I believe that.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: I believe that it's true.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: But they can't because at some point, you don't think
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Russia being is like they like picking on other countries.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: They pick on people like what country like?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Russia picks on people they know they can take like
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: a fucking bully, but they know they're not going to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: be like, I don't want to shake up America because
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: the last time somebody shook up their feathers, they decided
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: to use radiation on them, you know what I mean.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: Like last time the sugar America was when that movie
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Precious came out right comedy.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: It was, yeah, I guess it was fucking when she
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: ate the chicken, it was so sidi I left the
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: whole time.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: It was pretty funny.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: She didn't eat it much but like she didn't fucking
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: like walk down the street eating a bucket of chicken
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: about chicken?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Bro, I was, that's stress eating bro. No, that's bro,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: there's stress because of fat chick. Running with chicken ain't
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: nothing better, Bro, you don't need a ship running with chicken.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: Your lap yours off. You see how Lizzle is looking
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: these days. She's competing with you. She heard you losing
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: when she's like, there's no way, how fat was she?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: How much? She's just trying to be called the past?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: This is her goal. She's trying to be called Liz.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: What was the pounds? Is trying to be called? Put
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: that in your jokes.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: I figured every Yo, okay, Nitty, Everything everything we say
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: here ends up on Nitty's stand up stet bro Oh
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: god Bro.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: I was like I watched his clips and I was like,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: this was just a conversation.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: We use it.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: It's a great place to work out ship. So he's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: also he's also had I can make three Mexicans laugh this.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: She can work universally in California. Maybe out here, but
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: there's like a billion Mexican. How was out here? How
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: was Texas?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: Nitty Austin was good Yo before I start. Let me say,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: I need you guys. Ought to come through.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Everyone. I got a few free tickets.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: Monday, Monday, June ninth, Comedy Store. I'm doing my first
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: show at the Comedy Store. Let's pull up, let's fucking
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: smoke it out and fucking you can't smoke inside.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: But you know what I mean. I want you to
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: get that this drunk at that at that show. Yeah,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: come through. I'll bring you on stage and will throw
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: somets I don't I don't drink with a lot of people.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I don't even drink with this guy. I've known this
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: guy for two years. I haven't drink with them like this.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: You too, I'm drinking people my first time with you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: if I if I'm there, I'm there. If you see
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: me drinking, it's a good show. He gets sloppy, and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: then baby oil starts falling. Somebody in the chat room said,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: so on.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Somebody in the chat room said, stop using these conversations, nitty,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: because Nacy Lewis sounds like a fed you know what,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: because he sounds very much like when Carlosman he has said, Yeah,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: when you see me in the back of a comedy
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: club and you see me there.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: I'm stealing jokes, motherfucker. He was like, I'm back there
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: stealing jokes, so you better run. If your shit is funny,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna steal it. I remember that ship. How do
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: you like him? Here's the thing that I ain't stealing
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: snitty with podcast conversations. But it's my man. He will
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: go to different podcasts. He'd be like, yes, if I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: hear something funny, we're board to be even I'm using
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: my own jokes. I'm using my own punchlines. I ain't.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: I ain't using anything you guys are saying. I'm dumb
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: looking at me.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: Nothing you guys, fucking nitty minci over here, dog. Nothing
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: you guys are saying is funny enough for me to
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: take on stage? Yeah, old Meg, I use what I say.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: I only use what I say. How can you say
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: I'm fucking taking somebody else's ship when I use my
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: own punchlines? Again, the Mexicans hate the joke. Come on,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: let's take it to the stage. Let's bring it to
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: the stage. Anybody who wants to talk, let's go. All right,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: that's it, man.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: The next ten people who buy tickets that don't show up,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: I'm hooking you up.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: How about that, bro that's that's the highest I'm sending
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: poop to your house. Dog. I heard you did one
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: of the best, one of the top state stadiums or
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: what do you call it? Auditoriums from where that comedy
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: club you're talking about what the mothership? For me? The
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: mothership is? That? Is that one of the like I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: got booked on the mothership.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: I got booked on the mothership my first night, and
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: I missed my spot because I didn't know how it
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: worked yet.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: Of good, still go on, No, I missed my spot.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: There's no there's no really you kind of just.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 7: But pretty much brogan hate what yo? If you're talking ship,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: I've been in La what six and a half months.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 7: I'm already in development at the Comedy Store.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking working my way. I just I just taped.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: I just taped the Don't Tell. I'm producing a show
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: at the Comedy Store on Monday, May ninth. I'm out
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: here putting in word. Don't let these guys talk ship
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: that way. But you bring it to the stage, I roast.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: Everyone knows what hold on, actually knows what the.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Rules hold on, hold on, examber, exaber.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: I don't want to sound like Elon, but there wouldn't
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: be people showing up if he wasn't on the pod.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: From going on. You know what's funny. This food has
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: been talking about putting in work. Come on, that's not
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: putting in work. Oh yeah it is, but we just
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: come on, I'm not letting you have ship. Motherfucker's drinking.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Look the bottle. He got mad at me because I
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: was in Austin and he missed me so much. He
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: was yelling me every day for that. Thank you. Let's
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: go today. Listen. I've seen this food for like bad
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: and good so far, and right now it's like he's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: holding trips and I'm holding a straight but there's a flush.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: No, it's because we're talking about stand up comedy and
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: he does stand up and he knows what's up.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: He knows what Listen. You asked this for what I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: tell him about his comedy. Every time I talk him
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: about comedy or about or about uh talking about something
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: I gave no better reviews, and he always tells me,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: fuck you, bitch, fuck you dog. Listen. It's only what
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: I know. Somebody said. I love it when he's on
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: acts like this. He's talking today Listen, I don't think
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking what three shots in and I'm fucking.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: To the one Bruce Banner out there who loves it.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: When I act like this, you can bet your ass
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna deport you to Bruce.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: That's what I think is gonna happen. They're gonna they're
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: gonna says that you're going You're going tomorrow to the
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: see word. Probably. I don't do nothing on the weekends
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: as eason. Why two people try to convince me on
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: the weekends for what's sleeping? That's for my family. Okay,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: fuck y'all work days Monday through Friday. Bro, as much
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: as you need twelve hours, twenty four hours, you tell
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: me weekends. Don't call me Dad. He's going back to India.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: Xaber is going back to Mexico and we're gonna clean
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: this podcast and make it great again. So you can't
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: send me to Indian. They wouldn't accept me, Bro. I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: don't have paperwork. Hey, listen, I just heard the forecast.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: What chiclets number two? What I just like? What does
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: that mean? Rewind? Well, if you get the part, know
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: nothing about that, nothing about that. If I take anybody's
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: seas because they move on to better and better places. Yeah,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: it's because it's because then he goes to Texas for
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: five months. Fucking that just one. You see how upset
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: he is. He doesn't want me to leave. Listen, Bro,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: when you I love you too. Next time you leave
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: to Texas, I'm calling. This guy has a ball, you know, man,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: I can literally Tom Rogan hit me up. He needs
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: to host on Wednesday. No, no, no, no, no, x.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: X G.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: I'm like next year. I'm like, you just got you know,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: not going next to you? Hits me up. I'm like,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: get here, Bro, that's a legit. Fucking leave through him,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: that's a legit. Fifty to fifty? Are you willing to gamble?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: I'll say you don't gamble? Are you willing to gamble
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: through x G? Those words are legit? Fifty to fifty legit?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Are you willing to gamble? Yeah? Gamble? Ah, we've heard
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: it here. What was trying to set up fucking price
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: packs over here on the podcast? I told this about
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: get them to gamble. That's what you should do.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: You should just set up the price picks and people
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: bet on podcasts and be like, is he's on gonna
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: say faggot.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Today thing and be like, well, well, Philip, it fucking.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: Interrupt the guests, you know what I mean? Like, just
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: you set up the prospects of a fucking podcasts and
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: people gamble on it. It's a fifty to fifty chance
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: we make these people add to make that happen. It
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: literally is a fiftyfty chance.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: I do, I do. I am a degenerate like that
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: guy in the corner. Yeah, and and yeah, Neddy, I
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: do get pissed when you leave. Bro, he does that?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: See this empty?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: He did it, and then it's not as fun as
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: picking on the Xavier, all right, Yeah it's not because
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: because he's already defeated. I'm like he had three people
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: like me and other podcast just beat him up every
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: fucking day. George Paranz on Monday, I get him on Wednesday.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: He's already ran through. Like there's nothing left for me
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: to fucking have.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Bro's my third husband that still beats me. Third you
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: what I read? Yeah? Bro, who's the first too? I
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: don't even care the first? Sam and George? Yeah he
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: said the first. George. I don't know. George Price. Ah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: you work for George Press too. I heard you have
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: three husbands, Sam Tripley, that's number one. You're number three,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: number two now George is out of the picture. That's
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: for number two. There's no number three yet. Uh, how's it? Yeah?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Did you go live yet? Or what? I know? My
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: podcast goes drops tomorrow morning?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow morning, Motherfucker's chillingly actually marks the spot, my first podcast.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Can I have a first? Can I have a first?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: What a first host?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 9: Me?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: I mean a first a first client, first client, That's
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: what I guess is right, No, right, first collab, whole thing,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: that's what a guest is, right. I guess it's a
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: clac because at the end of the day, everyone posts,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: right this, Chili interviews you every day. Uh? I heard? Hey,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: I heard, Chili is gonna get you the views million
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: a bikini. Chili million in a bikini. You don't even
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: get on the fucking fake ball, right, So listen. I've
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: seen her once. I think I've talked to her twice.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: I think it's gonna happen.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: Chili, Do you want to chick lits unlimited? Chick Lits
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 7: for life? If you're listening right now, Chili, you can
• 1:20:36
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• 1:20:45
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• 1:20:51
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• 1:20:55
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• 1:21:02
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• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: Shut up, Hey, xg past that, bro, Yeah, that's awesome. Sorry,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: that's why you don't text during the podcast. No, he's
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: no death silence on this bit. But he said Nity
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: Mandela is out of pocket because I came here for
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: the piece. My bad Chili. I didn't know I forgot
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: chicklets was taken.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: I'm letting him smoke downe because you have to give
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: me twenty one what I agree with you right now,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: push ups if you want me to push, I'll do.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: Right now. Oh, I think he wants me see letter
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: big Mike. Hey, thank you, Bro. Hey, I got your
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: number and I'm gonna lock you in.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't tell me tell him, No, I got you,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: got my number, so we tapped in. Now, appreciate you,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: and I'll open the gate right now too, and then
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: I'll just you guys. Got it? Respect, Bro, You gotta
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: guess if they go get it right now, he's that's
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: how you know this food parts house not not not do.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah Sutor, salute everybody that's super chatting as well.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you so much everybody who has been
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: super chatting. My laptop actually has battery.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: And yeah, we have been getting a little fucking faded
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: today more than usual. I mean not yeah. I don't
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: think I'm ass faded as some people. It's here today.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: What's going on? Niddy?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: People are saying I'm hating on the I'm hating on
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: the Indian man success.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: No, that was true. What the funk would I ask
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: him to come on the fucking podcast. Everything.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: Everything that's happening for me is because I was gonna
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 7: move to New York. How I'm miserable you would have
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: been a fucking New York when the weekends at Migrants.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know who knows. When I got my visa,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 7: I was moving to New York. I had ship out
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: and I had just called the Zone just to tell
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: him the good news that I got my visa, and
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: I was like, Yo, I'm moving to New York, so
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: let me come through the podcast more often. I wentout
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: missing a beat. He's almost like, fuck that, come join
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: my podcast and be a co host. And I was like, Yo,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: this guy just offered me some I was just telling
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: him the good news. So I came out here and
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: then everything happened because of that. So it's me nice
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: the way I said it.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: I said, hey, dude, I'm kind of getting sick of
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: Exavier or whatever regim in the face. I got loved.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: I need some backus boys. Did he don't lie appreciate you?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Did he say anything about about man, we're having too
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: what do you say? I'll swish all this week?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: He did, but it wasn't until the second conversation. The
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 7: first conversation was just an offer, and he was like,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 7: I'm excited, congratulations on the visa. Come out here and
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: whoa the podcast that happened on the second conversation and
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: then what do you say? But by the third conversation
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: he said, listen, man, we fixed everything.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Ah what.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: But oh you're not even on the mic. Chick Lis
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: is wasted?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm saying, yeah, I know I know
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: that it is. But I was gonna squeah. It just
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: be on purpose. That was nice. That's what I'm saying, no,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: it's fool. I was literally about have been a hate fool.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: But yeah not Sorry for interruption, But if you weren't
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: born before the nineties, yeah, I was born in nineteen ninety.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: I give it to I give it up to ninety two. Okay,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: nobody in the chat room leave. Disregard that comment. Yeah,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: don't listen to me. Sorry, But why you don't like?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: You don't like? What is the generation? Is that you understand? Okay,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: you understand? Have you listened? Have you X and nitty
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: even even ray? You understand where millennials and billennials and
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah. You understand the chart. You understand the chart.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: Explain it to people who don't know. I spray it there,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: I sprayed it the air.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Spray pag listen, doory about it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: This guy, how old are you? I'm thirty four? How
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: are you? You're three thirty five? We're older? Yeah, the oldest.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: I'm in the middle. And then it's the same, Okay,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: other young ones. How you year older than me?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Come on, because you're toleran me. That's wild. Wow, you've
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: got to have at least a three or four year gap.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: You got a game. This was some kind of game.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: All right, Let's read some of the super chats. Let's
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: get in. Let's read into some of the super chats
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: that are coming in here today. All right.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: First one is coming from Browsie says, what's good, y'all
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: U y ms same team.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Mexican. Hey spray this to idiot, all right. Next one
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  Speaker 5: the liars duve Villain watching the show while properly smoking
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: a hash hole. Thank you so much, everybody who has
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: been watching the hash holes out of properly smoke a
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: hashole video. It's out of my page. Go check it out.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: There's a couple more videos coming out as well, so
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: make sure you look out for that. But tomorrow there's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: gonna be the episode of High Hungry dropping part two,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: Long Beach Barbecue Festival dropping after the Green Thumb Show,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: right yeah, after the Green Thumb Show. Make sure you
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: guys look out for that. It's gonna be going down.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Share it, Share it, Share it Part two.
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  Speaker 5: Good. Great, they got like thirteen k. It's up in
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: like fifteen k in county. Thank you so much, Oh
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: the Gate I got you.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: That's a really good episode. Ray fucking put it down.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: Y'allful y'all can see chick lit.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: Eat see if it's no, you can't, no, you can't
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: you talk me to six Spots. I watched it. You
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: can't tell me I watched it. Open first part. I'm
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: not in it. Tell him the place he took me
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: to eat, worry about it. Come on, tell her it
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: was fire. Listen. You want to know about it. You're
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: gonna come to Monday, June ninth. Yeah, okay, we'll tell you.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: It was a pretty six spot. Give me something to
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: talk about, right, Yeah. Yeah, it was Don Chico or something,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: but it was fire. Yeah, okay, he's talking about you.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: What is it? This whole eating chill like you listen
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: for the first time. Yoh, that's so good. I told
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: him it was for two meals. I had three meals.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: It was so good. Eight the last of it this morning.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 5: I still threw away the rest of it. I got
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: the asada and the cheriso, and I got chicken. It
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: was fat plate, dude. They fry up the chips with
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: like sauce and cheese. Three people, God damn, three people
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: play for two to three times of meal. He drunk.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 10: Chick Lits is like a fucking an Indian Indian person. Listen, Buddy, Buddy, listen,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 10: Bunny Buddy, listen. Yeah, you know he's just like he's
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 10: like an idiots because Indian people will say that it's
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 10: just like buddy listen. Yeah, yeah, check list is on one.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 10: He's on a sick one. He's on a sick one.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 10: He's on a cool one right now, it's about to
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 10: get sick. Sick one would be like, I'm about to
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 10: gamble the car the.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: Casino right now, that sick on. He's on a cool one. Lie,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: I don't think also you, I'd love to play. I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: love to gamble with your so dron your money. Like
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: I can tell you're a thief. Yeah, I would be.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: I'm feeling i'd be robbing him. There's a problem. You
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: are a bitch, bro Like listen, listen, that's such a
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: big like this CARDI b tennessees. I want to play drunk.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: That's not my problem. I thought you meant like robbing
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: him in the casino right now. He's drunk playing right now.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: I was just like, what was you just kicking with
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: him to rob him? I'm talking, how do you say
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: all in in Spanish and throw? And that's what actually
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: throw at the casino is not wrong. You want to
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: take advantage of the drunk motherfucker Saturday, but listen to
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: a drunk motherfucker that knows how to play dangerous. It's like, uh,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: what do you call that ancient Chinese cigarett frying technique?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: Drunken monkey like a hooker with firebox. Yeah, that's the
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: other thing. You get mad when these fools start winning
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: your waist and you're like twenty shots. I listened, I
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: was too, I pa, I was too. I pas in
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: to a nigga that was not even a nigga, a
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: Hispanic older homieh and sanic Oh, the homie that was sleeping,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: and he woke up to my big beat. Damn, but
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: it this way. He took me for three hundred, like
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: it was all bad. I'm so glad. I don't gamble, dog,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: I just like you'd be mad people woke up with
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: the pocket tens and a ten came like it was
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: all bad.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: I think the only way I would like gambling is
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: if like we played actual physical sports like for the
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: like for bowling, Like if we said teammates.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Team B and we're like five hundred bucks. You know,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: everybody puts a bill in. That's cool for me, like,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: because that's skill base for me. I just lit. No, No,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: I mean like like, I mean like, well, it's like,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: you know, like there's a lot of lucking. Ex Can
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: I clarify? Because I understand where he comes from, because
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: he has a backup. He comes from our Salvador. No, No,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: he comes from this warehouse right here and a couple
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: of professional bowlers that the teams get separated in.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: That.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Bro, if you can hit two hundred zones, pretty fucking good.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: He took classes, Ray, I was never taking classes.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Ray.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: You're telling me I could bet one hundred and fifty
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: dollars right now that three people in this warehouse that
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: comes to his warehouse could hit one hundred and fifty
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: points above. I had some good games, not you. I
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: just know people could hit that. It's professional. If you
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: could hit two hundred on the bowling level, Bro, I
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 5: don't want to see you why because that's too good? Yeah, Bro,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: I can barely hit ae to one hundred. Hey, like
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: it is a good day. You know what's embarrassing? Talk like,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: look a hundred? Do you want to play with it?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, like, listen, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: say this, like what before before I started bowling like
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: continuously like that. I remember that I used to go
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: with my lady on some date night ship bro, and
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: I used to fucking not like going when it was
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: packed because there was always motherfuckers there that are just
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: for boom killing two hundred and ship.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: And I'm over here like and would you whoop your girl?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: But that has nothing to happen, but like, come on,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: you're trying to be the best dude around eighty two hundred?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: Would you whoop your girl? Oh? Yeah, let her come close.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: I tried.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: I tried talking about the beat me a couple of times.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: Though she's beating me like three times. Okay, I've beating
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: her at three hundred.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's competing with the neighbors next door. You don't
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: think he's trying to beat his lady, he said, neighbor.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: He gives the funk about his eighty score. When the
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: neighbor three lanes over is beating him, He's like, I
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: gotta get the guy. You give a fuck about that
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: guy's score. Fool.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: There's fools out there just showboating and you know, they
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: just do it on purpose. So you're just like, that's
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: why I go to different lanes. But I'll be going
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: opening time bro killing it right there. I've be knowing
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: the ins and out and watching the Paranorma.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: What is it not?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: The Paranormal Pane was the first scary movie that was
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: pretty fucking because I had no fucking credit.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're like, what the fuck? Remember that the
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: best part about the That was the scariest movie I
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: ever came to. Right now, because I'm about to not
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: all right? All right, all right?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: So next one goes into Luistro Meadow says, shout out
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: from Boston, thank you so much. That's a fucking dedicated
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: ass fan right there, Thank you so much. Shout out
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: from Boston.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Next one Joaquin Rodriguez, the Mando, same team. Hey, thank
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: you so much. Man. When that's not just to you too,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: dog Xaber say, but that's not just to him, homie.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: You know what, I'm gonna ask you something, you too, dogs,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: whatever you said, give him a kiss, it's not I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: saw some crazy ass lines for the Nintential Switch. I
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: did too, as as I've been fixing my car. Dog,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: that's excuse I'm just wondering, because that's one thing I expect, Like,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: I honestly question. I've been Look, the only reason I
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: was going so hard on reselling is because I was
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: obviously trying to do my Japan trip and because I've
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: been focused on trying to get property and uh and
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: getting another car on my on my on my stable.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: So I'm just like, you know what, I'm just like,
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: I feel good and I'm trying to get this one
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: in tip top shape. And I totally lost the track
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: of time that the Nintendo Switch two came out. So
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: if anybody out there works at a game stop, Costco
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: or something, I'll fucking give you a zip, a share,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: little hash holes, whatever I gotta give you, but you
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: give me the fucking hookup at a Costco and give
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: me that Nintendo Switch. That's what I'm saying. Retail just
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 5: took me up. Yeah, I saw people lined up right now, like, no,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: I know, yeah, I know. It came out today. Yeah,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: me and my lady were on the Costco website tonight.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: No no for gable stops. Yeah to game stops. We
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: were on the Costco. We were the Costco website last night.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: It was supposed to release, and we were under since
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: nine and Bro at the moment, it was like eleven
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: o'clock eleven fifty nine.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: It went live and then we tried to load it
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: up and then was sold out. I was sad, Bro,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: you want to go to game stuff? No, I won't
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: already passed, already, fool, look it up. Trust they released
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: it fucking ten minutes. I guarantee you I don't have
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: a Nintendo Switch. Don't make another not in la. You
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: want to make another bet. I haven't intend to switch.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: I have another bet with him. I haven't in the switch.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: I played Donkey, but number two it's a new one.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: I understand that. You tell me. You're telling me that
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: the games telling me I'm not a nerd. All I'm saying,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: look all two hundred and fifty people in here, if
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: anybody out there knows somebody with a hook up with
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: the retail Nintendo switch to I don't even want to
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: fucking buy any more but to resell. I just want
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: one for myself, a line. So please get me the hookup,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: and I will bless you tenfold. All right? Next one,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: Joaquin Roger, I'm sorry. Next one, e Win yo, yo,
• 1:36:03
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• 1:36:04
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• 1:36:14
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• 1:36:23
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• 1:36:25
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• 1:36:27
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• 1:36:35
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• 1:36:54
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• 1:36:57
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• 1:37:00
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• 1:37:02
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• 1:37:05
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• 1:37:07
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• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 5: It's like to like, yeah, bro. And then today with
• 1:37:15
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• 1:37:18
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• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: the bottle, So but must love the chickens though. He's
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: the one like, what the what if you're left? Or
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: what if you're right? Yeah? Yeah, bro, it's been fun though.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: I got like, uh, next one coach to speed Badia says,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: smoking on some chick lits from that mystery box. Got thus,
• 1:37:41
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• 1:37:44
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• 1:37:47
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• 1:37:51
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• 1:37:53
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• 1:37:56
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• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: That's what over one hundred bucks the big one.
• 1:38:01
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• 1:38:04
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• 1:38:07
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• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: On the arm.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's over one hundred bucks. The coos alone, they're
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 6: like on Sam's Tripley's site.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, straight up. These stickers bro a fucking harding out.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Earlier, I know stephtone gave me three piles of all
• 1:38:20
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• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: I was gonna tell you that too. Stephtone from the
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: Depthtnes has exclusive stickers that you know, he has only
• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:32
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• 1:38:35
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• 1:38:38
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• 1:38:41
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• 1:38:44
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• 1:38:46
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• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: Did you not today? Yesterday? It was great? Killed the
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: stick What time it was right after the show? Five thirty?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 5: No wonder.
• 1:39:03
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• 1:39:07
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• 1:39:10
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• 1:39:11
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• 1:39:15
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• 1:39:17
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• 1:39:21
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• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: not really offensive, like I want to get down with you.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck that food. But it's just like fool, Why you
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: gotta be such a such a stupid ass, like like
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 4: fuck that food.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: Next question, next one, Joaquin Rodriguez respectfully, respectfully.
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• 1:39:47
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• 1:39:51
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• 1:39:54
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• 1:39:58
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• 1:40:07
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• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: Damn I'm never getting on a plane with you because
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: the next time you get on the plane, I'm calling
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: a bomb.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, zap, listen, listen, listen. I'm I swear bro I'm
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: causing a disruption in your next comedy show, the next
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: comedy show. I'm gonna just be here to go. All right,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: let's go, let's go. We got some super check. That's
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: where do where credit is due? Right? Yeah, you got
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: the credit is due? Where the credit is due? You
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: heard it? Quote that ship, my boy. Next one, Whitney
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: p Pink chick Lits be that blaze. We don't smoke
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: the same good time. Hey man, get that pink chick
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: lits and the hash holes on the secret menu. I
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: just got a fresh stock up thinner for you guys.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: You guys have been not sleeping on them.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: These are fire. I mean yo, these are stupid fire.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: Don't even sleep on that. Next one comes from Luis Dass.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: I got a job now, same team, back on the
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: thirty dollars membership and just give them round the applause.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: Dog people, you never want to be a bump, get a.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 6: Job and if that's why you fucking need the patron
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: way and tripping, yeah.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 5: I'll fucking help you find a job. I'm gonna lights on.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: But you hook people up. Bro, Bro, I hear from
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: this guy. Bro, I don't shift to people people either too. Bro,
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: wore my shit up your merch. I got some merch
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: being made too, so it's coming high on mini merch.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: Everyone jumping on it. Everybody's getting text too. You don't
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: love it because like, if that's what fulfillment is, that's
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: the costa boxes and you eat buying them. Bro, just
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: the ship it's twenty bucks. We got the shout out
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: to shout out to the man's over here right next one, Uh,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: Alex Castro, he should do the pod in the Chinese
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: people action the whole respect. Chinese people may really very
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 5: rich culture. I think good engine. That's just water.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: I like the rais always making popcorns. This nigga survives
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: off that ship it was fired. I feel like it's
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: a movie. I feel like it's a film.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: Major Like it's like day like he says, like, I
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: just kind of feel like the movies on you that
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: you've been working out. Popcorn is actually something. It is.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: I eat it all the times. I eat the one
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: with the pe Buddha in the one in the front.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: Come on, dog, I'm getting my guns, Dog, my fucking guns, just.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 6: For snacking, just to keep something like, you know, just
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: fucking instead of chips, instead of all that ship stock
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: point that bad.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 5: Don't get that butter ship next you though? How much
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: your pressing right now? Two hundred? We just talked about
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: what was the other day you were? You were here too,
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: We talked to them. I don't know if I'm gonna
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 5: be honest, is right now? Is it two hundred? Because
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not that you know what I mean? Like press
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: two hundred? Yeah? Like for you, dog, how much you pressident.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I haven't been pressured in a while.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 7: Like just straight up, I'm just doing I'm doing dumbbell presses,
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 7: so I haven't used like a proper Yeah, and I
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 7: know two.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: Hundred is not a lot or like whatever it is,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: but like it's taking a long time to get there. Great,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: it's not about a lot. It's about your body weight.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: And also to Bro like when it comes to like
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: pressure bro, pressure like and all that ship is all
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: about control, Bro.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 5: It's not about the numbers.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: Form form, overweight, troll dog literally form and control dog
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: like on the way down, if you're fucking if you're
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 4: if you're going handling down smoothly on the way down.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: It's like setting up piano down on the seventh floor.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 5: On the seventh floor, you ain't making no noise if
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: you're a professional, but if you're an amateur. You know
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: what I mean. Right now, I'm on the forty five ship.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: That sh is fired.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: What you do?
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: You you do? Like, uh, you work out chicklets.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Hey, we know Trippy Bear does because he posted up
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: that picture of river Doug. What was said, I'll run
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: it with everybody. His cheek was covering his che cheese.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: Hey shout out, trippy out to you, trippy though, but
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: I saw though I appreciate you. Get that work out it,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: mister baer. Get them fucking routine. But like, uh, you guys,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: you have a trainer, but you work out like to
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: go harder. You work out to be fit. I worked
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: out to lose the weight, but now I'm finding myself
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 5: working out to kind of to boke up. Yeah, because
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: like now I'm I'm I'm pretty much around a lot
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: of motherfuckers that have chiseled themselves out. So they're just like, hey,
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: you know we can you got you got training as
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: I originally lost. I lost weight to lose the weight
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: because I was fat, But now is that getting better shape?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: I'm like a personal trainer or you have like I'm
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: going to forty five right now, it's like a group training.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: It's a gay gym. It's pretty sick, but yo, I do.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 7: My goal right now is to be like when I'm
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 7: forty you I mean, I'm in the best shape of
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 7: my life. So when I'm fifty, I'm in the best
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 7: shape of my life. I'm thirty thirty thirty four younger
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 7: than but I'm in great shape, and I'm going to
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 7: get in better shape, and then by the time I'm forty,
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 7: I'm going.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: To be in the best shape. You know what, It's
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: going to keep getting better. You know what.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: The coolest thing about being the biggest and the fattest
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: at one point now that I now that I'm getting
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: in shape and I'm like around a lot of bodybuilders
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: that are like my traders, They're just like, hey, bro,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: there's like when a person like you decide to get
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: it together, you're the one that gets the biggest.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like yeah, it's like you're the one that can
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: actually reach the twenty inch python like question, yeah, are
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: you going to become an ising cone? No? No, I
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: do like that. You know, do you know iing cones? Yeah?
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: Food is your trainer?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: I no, hang on no, this will are like like bro,
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: They're they're pretty, They're like, there's solid statues.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: Dog. This was with the ships, Small Gym, Big Results,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 5: six Pack apps gyms in Cover City.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: Go get them, bros if you can. And we just
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: got new equipment in there too, so make sure you
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: guys go check them out. Literally, I'm gonna be testing
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: it out tomorrow. I'm excited.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: Actually, bro, even though I'm drinking, I'm gonna wake up
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: tomorrow drink as celsius and I'm being like, yo, coach,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 5: I was drinking last night, but I couldn't wait to
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: come fucking livet on waights this morning and five fucking
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 5: forty five. Real question, real question? Come on, but that
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: wake up? Look at my Instagram. Watch you go to
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 5: the gym, like I hate this dog. I go to
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 5: the gym around nine or ten. Okay, listen, I told this.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: I told I even told them. I was like, the
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: gym is for the end of the day. You work,
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: You work your muscles out, when the tiredest, when you're
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 5: at the very end of you, you don't even go
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: to the gym. How can you say that I went
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: to jail. Why do we listen to because I went
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: to jail. He's like, no, no, this is how I
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: tell you to get out the gym, because trippy nose. Listen,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: I went to jail. I went to fire camp. Fire camp.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: You have to be in the fire camp is all
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 5: the inmates that fight the fucking wildfire. Oh it sounds
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 5: like when your kids want to go to be firefire camps.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: I didn't have no kids. At the time. No, like
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: you were the kid. I was the kid. Listen for
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: fire camp. It's stressful. I made it for outside gym
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: ship he's on is getting it. Trust me, Niddy. I
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: didn't know you work out, but I see your post.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 5: You work out. I'm pretty, but you're not going past.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 5: You're not going above and beyond. You're just of course,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 7: To be I can see it.
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  Speaker 5: This guy too over here, even his face he said,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: you're not going to beyond. Yo, I do. I could
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  Speaker 5: do more pull ups than you X Listen. He worked
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: out in jail that one time. I can tell you listen. Okay,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: we're definitely building content here. Bro, you want to pull
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 5: a pull but I think I could do more push
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: ups the next year. And now I got fifty dollars.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: He's so good to break up popword for this episode.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 5: I got fifty dollars. I could do more push ups
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: the next g I don't know. I don't think so
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: it's hilarious. You know what think? So? I know you can.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: You You saying it's a hilarious shows me that you're midway.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: I mean we can do it. Okay, all right, let's
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: get let's get through that. All right, let's get through
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: the rest of the super chats. We're almost there, so
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 5: I think could be both of us though that's the problem.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 5: In the morning, Yeah, not right now. In the Yeah,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: can we get an ex g saying stupid things? Compilation,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: it says Alex Castro, Go watch my podcast Bombing Do Dog.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: It's a compilation of more.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: Or Megan, Megan, go ahead and Megan do a compilation,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: or make a song of eggs geese, Uh, compilations. If
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: you could go check out the clip that I posted
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: up this morning. You can see where his brain malfunctions,
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: like a bad transmission. Uh, just just caught up, like
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: they put the little fucking yeah you fuck you.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 6: You're like, oh, that's like if that's my extus brain,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 6: feels like my transmission.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 5: You his body get like my brain. Hey, mine's not
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 5: fixed for repair.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 4: Daily, bro, you find me a fucking you fight me
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: a fucking expression for Cadillac.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: It's just it's just don't people drive this. Don't worry.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 5: Don't worry. We'll get him. Give it to months and
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 5: there's gonna be something stupid. He is like April, they
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 5: told me I got to change the training, but my
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 5: my aar filter. My air filter was a problem, all right.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: Next one, Alex Castro come to Boston. Next I'll run
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: a trick. I'm just I'll put I'll put you on
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 4: with my Dominican cousin. Damn, she's twenty nine and for
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: three bands, she'll marry you. You'll get papers in six months.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 4: Shout out to.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: Nitty ball Sack. Let's go to something. You're gonna get
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 5: a choco banana dog. You're gonna get a choco dog,
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 5: a little bananas now planteens. No, it's not, it's fire.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: You've been to me. You don't have to work to
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: I've been to Mexico three times. Not Mexico here down
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: the and you guys went called Metro Ghana. I went
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: into Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that is by
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 5: the Alley's Oh dog that it was crazy. Bro.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: I have a theory, like I have a theory, Bro,
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: that those things are owned by the cartel. I have
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 4: a like you know why, bro, because one time, Bro,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: me and Pate like out.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: To the story. One time me and Petro walked in there,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: right we we we walked in there and they had
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 5: just barely opened up and it was doing successful. It's
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: right here, the one up the street, and me and
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: Petro we went to the fucking alleys for whatever reason.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: I think I went to buy jeans and he went
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 5: to buy some fucking Colonne or whatever we went.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: We were We were like walking on the way back
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 4: and when a phulis, we'll get some fucking some bomb
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: ass foods locals or some fucking ice cream.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: Oh we see a fucking throat cot the Nali pull
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: up all her ass ship all that shit, some the
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 5: commas bbl looking ass bitch pops out, bro like you know,
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: And I'm not saying like you know like that, but
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 5: I'm saying me at that time, me and Petro were
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: like because we talked about this bitch for three days,
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: like we're just like, yo, you remember that bitch at
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 5: the fucking met you guys saw her. Yeah, we saw
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 5: her walking walked into the back.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: She walked up with one of those fucking those those
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: money bags at the fucking the bullet trucks, the bulletproof trucks,
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: walk out her, put it in her purse and got
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 4: got back in the all blacked out the Nali.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: It was the most firest Denali I have ever seen
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: to this day. Is that why you got yes, Bro,
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: it's an inspiration. I was like, it was the most
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: firest Denali I had ever seen to this day, and
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: other line coming on like bro, and I had seen
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 5: it like I and I remember I told Pedro. I
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 5: was like, yo, she had to be some like cartoon niggas,
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 5: like fucking bottom bitch or some shit. Bro.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: She was pretty though, I ain't gonna lie. She was like,
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: but like you know, back like this was like maybe
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: like six years ago. I remember we came back and
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: we told, we told everybody, you won't believe it. We
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: just saw the most finest just to fucking meet your
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 4: k Yeah, bro, you want to be like her?
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: I told you you must have told Ray. I told
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: everybody I know, RaRo I was.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: I told I was single. I told everybody I was
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: over here. I was like, you won't believe it. Dog
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: wasn't he You wouldn't even.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 5: Trying to holler. It was just like more like a
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 5: piece of art. Were you there? Yeah? See, so Ray
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 5: knows what I'm talking about. I think he got Bubba go.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: I scream, Bro, if I'm not mistaken, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 5: if I'm not mistaking it, sounds like back in the day.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but of course, bro, I would never be talking
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: like this these days. I'm taking I know, my lady.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: Have some respect. Next one, Next one, Rolando Valanezuela, Yo, nitty,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 5: what did you think of Austin. Austin's cool man.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: It was nice and hot, it was nice to it
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 7: rained a couple days I saw the craziest car accidents.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 5: Hot and rainy. Yeah, it was hot and raining like water.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 7: I had a swimming pool on my place I was
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 7: staying at. It was pretty sick, Yo, it's in this rainy.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 7: I was surprised how many white people there were. I
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 7: thought there would be. I mean, I thought there'd be
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 7: more Mexicans.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, surprised. I thought to be more Mexicans. Grinder,
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 5: where more Mexicans in Austin, in Texas? You know where?
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 5: In his face, but in Texas in the middle, so
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: the border to the middle of Austin. It is right,
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 5: So you guys saying, you guys, stop moving forward.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 5: He loved price with so much backwards he smoked. His
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 5: beard has never broke. I just I was just surprised.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe Cherry I was representing for you. Guys there.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, where the fucks can I get a
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 5: real michell out here and our wave the top. I'm
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 5: gonna get a t S agent. He all right, next one, Orlando, Yo,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 5: shout out Ea Zone. I hit on SpongeBob Fish for
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 5: the player price. Hey, fuck you dog, straight up dog,
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 5: you looking got it for a steal. I was mad
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: he fucking robbed me much. It was like fucking forty bucks.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: It was more for those No, it was it's like ten, ten,
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 5: fifteen dollars.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: I don't get it that it was like, but like
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: it's I don't get it for the retail I have
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: to play a little bit on the cel. But but
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: like I don't know, man, like I'm trying to get
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 4: I'm trying. I've been walking going, I've been going to
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: the toy district trying to build a few connects.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 5: So hopefully I'll be having plug I'll be plugging you.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 5: I think you fucking made minus ten dollars on his own, bro,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 5: So you broke the house, dog, you broke the bag,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: and then you came up a cheap bro. Hey, all
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: those fucking stupid ass figures that are fucking like wanted
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: go stand in line or buy from this guy one
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: of the other straight up. Yeah, those fucking yeah, those
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: buncle pops are dead. Buncle pops hurting you. They pinted
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 5: up buncle pops are dead.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 4: You can walk into target and get the ones with
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: the little sticker that should have lived like a boat,
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 4: like a fucking boy scout badge and military badge with
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 4: all the stickers, and people are just like, that's last
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 4: year about that?
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 5: No More'm not sad.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: Fucking they take up too much space? Yeah, it's not
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: being saying that. You see every time I say something bro,
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: it comes this is the same. You probably go viral
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 5: if you set it all on fire. Listen, why would
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: I do that? I like those saying bro, like you
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 5: will listen. I stopped collecting those because those are all
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 5: the ones that I wanted, and after that I don't
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 5: I stopped keeping up. And on top of that, like e's,
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: I have like ten laboos on my back. You have
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: fifteen to two thousand dollars worth. Set it off, set
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 5: it on fire. Talk to him, chick lits talk that ship, chicken.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 5: I got away five thousand dollars. Slip says funkos always sucked. Listen,
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: It's not about what it is, it's about what they want.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 5: Set it on fire, fire, set it on fire. Talk
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 5: to him? Are you hating on my fucking I'm not here.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: I had tons of funk. You know how many Hello kids?
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 5: You know how much money I spend on Hello kitty shit? Listen,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: not only Foco, not only Fuco everything. He has girls
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: and I have a wife. Say I buy it for
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 5: my wife. It doesn't matter. I buy it in the
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 5: in general, I buy it right. Set it on fire,
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 5: set it on fire, set off. How do you say
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 5: set it on fire? In Spanish asthma, You don't.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: Asma's in the chat room saying I want a little
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 4: boo boo from the Santialli.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 11: Why you don't want to fucking chop ship. I walked
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 11: through those boo boos have her pies. Listen, I'll set
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 11: a little boo on fire. I'll start buying boos to
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 11: set them on fire. I'm gonna fight you, bro if
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 11: you set.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 5: Them on fire. I don't buy all right.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 7: If I keep buying setting him on fire, me, I'll
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 7: find rare ones and then set them on being the
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 7: go to my moon.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 5: Are gonna pull up and just fucking, just fucking, just
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 5: straight out. I'm about to chain handcuff this food and
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 5: we're about to dance. Okay, well that was Maddy.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 7: Start a page where we and I'll set them on fire. Maddy,
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 7: fuck the the boo boos. We're gonna set some of
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 7: the boo boos on fire, all right, and they're gonna
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 7: be we are.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 5: I'll stop them out with you. I got you, And
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 5: then g joins, I'll give him fifty bucks to stay home.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a little boo dressed like extra good.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 5: It's all good. We can make it happy. Next question,
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 5: I think that's the last one.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 4: Let's go ahead and uh shout out to everybody that
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: is in the chat room and everybody who tuned in today.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 5: Let's give him around the applause. Bro, appreciate everybody up
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 5: in here. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure you
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: hit the thumbs up, make sure you go get to
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 5: that new we don't smoke the same wind breaker and
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 5: the other stuff that we have been putting on there
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 5: as well. Thank you so much.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 4: What one last one coming from Rolando, Venezuela, Yo ex
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: put one of them jerseys.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 5: For sale fully Toxico. I don't know about what Jerseys
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 5: talking about. Why don't you d m him tell you guys?
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 5: Limit edition? Limited edition means there's only going to be
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 5: a little for a little while.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 6: So I got some limited limited edition coozies. I think
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 6: it can fitted to the one you gave me now
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 6: that you fucking sold.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 5: Fuck you. I think I did some of it. Yeah,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 5: I was so fucking pissed it was. It was too small.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 5: Give it back. You don't want to sell it on
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 5: your one note for five bucks. It was not five bucks.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 5: It was like fifty bucks. Whoever bought it for me
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 5: just get up there. Yeah, bro, I was like, people
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 5: will be paying like ninety dollars for something when you're
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 5: gonna get your avocados and whatnot. Oh soon, my girls,
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 5: tree is almost done ruin.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's yeah, going to be five avocados for
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: like five bucks or something.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Bro, that tree has to be seven years.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 5: It is obsessed before it starts producing. It is as
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 5: big as the house fool. That tree is huge. Oh
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 5: my god. So thank everybody for tuning in. Chick lit shoutouts, uh,
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 5: shout out the big mic, the homie you know, shout
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 5: out to his rolls. You got hasholes too, Bro, I
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna not big. I don't hate Larry everybody. Bro.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 5: You smoke what you like. It is what it is.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 5: Smoke what you like. It's good to have variety, just
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: as long as you're not a fucking hater. Just hit
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 5: with some hit us with some quotes today. Bro, we
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 5: clip all the chick Lits quotes today. Listen. This is
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 5: what it's like to get drunk with Canelo. I cannot
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: do yeah with y'all because I feel like i'd be annoying.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 5: And I know y'all because we know you said we
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 5: don't know you though, yeah, and I know y'all that's
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 5: the problem. I don't know.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 5: We'll only one wait to find out. We'll find We'll
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 5: find out soon enough.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you Ray for running the boards, Morning Shot Films,
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 4: Morning Real Podcast.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Make sure you check them out. Uh Nitty,
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 5: you already know.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 7: Monday night at the comedy store, Come meet all the boys,
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 7: Come meet everybody, Come meet chick Litz. Buy him a
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 7: drink you already know, have a conversation with them on
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 7: the patio about Israel Palestine. It'll be a whole it'll
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 7: be a whole come through Monday, eight pm. Comedy store.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 7: Let's take it over. We don't smoke the same. Let's
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 7: show them how you guys used to do. Let's bring
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 7: it back to that because you guys stopped doing it
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 7: at the relapse that day.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 5: Let's go. He is the comedy store. That good. I
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 5: heard good things. We're taking it back as independent person.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: How would that feel a regular independent person? You will
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 5: have a good time. Yeah, everyone everyone has a good time.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: You'd be like, holy pin, chick vibe, just have a drink,
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 5: Holy Dey'll tackle.
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  Speaker 5: What's up? You's on? I said, Zaber was trying to
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 5: bait what is it? Bait? Switch you guys?
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  Speaker 12: Wasn't You're the one saying listen list when you say
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  Speaker 7: Over there all right, But yeah, so I'm just doing
• 2:01:57
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  Speaker 5: for Exavier's premiere. Make sure you guys go check out
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 5: the new hih Hungary episode part two of the Long
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 5: Beach Barbecue Festival. Thank you Chili for making the artwork,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 5: making it happen. Also, thank you Big Mike for the
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 5: bottle put in some work. Thank you chick Lits and
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 5: chick Lits.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to go with Chili and Chili, you
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 7: want to go chick Lits, we can make that happen.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I forgot Fuck