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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Pay us a viye for horscopes. Well, I'm just letting
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  Speaker 1: you know how the rest of your day is going
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  Speaker 1: to go, as well as the rest of the week,
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  Speaker 1: based on your zodiac side. If it's your birthday, we
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  Speaker 1: are still in cancer season and you share a birthday
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  Speaker 1: with Jane Lynch and tiny Ok, well, I think we've
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  Speaker 1: got a cancer, Kayla? Is it true? Are you a cancer?
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  Speaker 1: All day? All right? Love it all right? So for
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  Speaker 1: my cancers today, you guys are actually feeling extra soft today.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of just want to curl up under your
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  Speaker 1: desk with a giant, fuzzy blanket blanket, But you are
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  Speaker 1: doing your absolute best to be a brave little soldier today.
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  Speaker 1: But a slightly direct email tone might actually send you
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  Speaker 1: into a spiral, so keep an eye up for that,
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  Speaker 1: all right, look out, thank you, thank you, Whitney. Hello, Whitney, capricorn.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So for my capricorns this morning, you are
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  Speaker 1: actually tackling today like a high powered ceo. You are
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  Speaker 1: crushing your goals with efficiency, and you look incredibly good
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  Speaker 1: and put together while doing it. But you are quietly
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  Speaker 1: manifesting a massive promotion while everyone else is still yawning.
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  Speaker 1: So keep up with that because come Leo season, that
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  Speaker 1: manifestation really might work out for you. Sounds great. Thanks Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Thanks Whitney, have a great day you too,
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  Speaker 1: Mary Kay, good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning. What's
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  Speaker 1: your sign? I'm an aries? All right, So for my
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  Speaker 1: aries your vibe for the day and the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the week. You have officially run out of patients and
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  Speaker 1: you are running on peer high velocity iced coffee energy. Today.
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  Speaker 1: You are zooming through your task like a little firecracker,
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  Speaker 1: desperately wanting to fight anyone who types too slowly. In
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  Speaker 1: your work group chat, you're trying to get to the
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  Speaker 1: business today. That's pretty much accurate every day of my life. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: that's great. Well, now I know what to look forward
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  Speaker 1: to for the day. How about forces for Rick? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Rich as always, you're floating through the day in slow
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  Speaker 1: You're kind of in this nostalgic case right now, though,
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  Speaker 1: and you're completely forgetting literally everything, like from where you
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  Speaker 1: put your keys or your phone every five minutes. You
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  Speaker 1: are just a sweet daydreamer today, waiting for the clock
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  Speaker 1: to start five so you can go and take a nap.
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  Speaker 1: That's for the best. You need one of those to
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  Speaker 1: get through the rest of the week, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: How about libros? Yeah, Kyle, you are trapped in a
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  Speaker 1: hilarious psychological crisis right now trying to decide what you
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  Speaker 1: want to order for lunch today. You want to please
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  Speaker 1: everyone's palette at the office group chat, and you are
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  Speaker 1: completely exhausting yourself over a basic salad choice just to
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  Speaker 1: keep the vibes immaculate. So I'm here to tell you
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of the week, don't make any decisions
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  Speaker 1: because they're probably going to be the wrong ones. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so then what do I eat? You're having air for you?
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  Speaker 1: How about her girls? John Jay, You are in absolute
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  Speaker 1: peak form right now. You are fixing everyone else's messy
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  Speaker 1: mistakes before they even happen, and you look adorable with
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  Speaker 1: your neat little notebooks over there, even if your eyes
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  Speaker 1: aren't quietly screaming at the utter lack of structure around you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't read what I wrote in my notebooks because
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  Speaker 1: my handwriting is so terrible. How about for you for
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  Speaker 1: Leo's Yeah, Leo's, we are entirely carrying the morale of
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  Speaker 1: the room on our back today with our bright main
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  Speaker 1: character Sunshine. We are going to be completely overwhelmed by
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  Speaker 1: our layout, though, but we do refuse to let anyone
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  Speaker 1: else see us looking anything less than completely stunning for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the week. All right, If we get
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  Speaker 1: to your sign there, I'll post it on our website.
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  Speaker 1: Johnjaynrich dot com