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172: Sister Wives Rewind - Brown Family Confessions (S4 E10) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia here with my Real Tight homegirl and my daughter in law Phy.
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We are here today to talk Sister Wives. We are still on our rewind
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jam, which means we are going back through the records, the Akashik Sister
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Wives records. We are looking at season four. Yeah still episode ten.
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Yeah, still, are just like, when are we getting that season four?
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We've been in season four for a long There's a lot of episodes.
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There's a lot in this season, probably every season after this. But this
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is an interesting episode because it's a confessional episode. We have Cody and the
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gang answering some viewer submitted questions. Yeah. Now, before we get into
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So this is kind of a weird one to talk about because it was just
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a bunch of questions yea, and they're fake ass whoe ass lying ass answers
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all the time, which is what I really kind of kept in mind when
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we went into it, because I'm like, these people are constantly lying yeah,
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and we all know how things end up. So I was kind of
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dissecting it from that orientation. Yeah, and I thought it was weird that
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they had the kids involved in it. Like I understand they're all a whole
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family and everything, and some of these kids are older and stuff, but
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it just felt a little awkward, a little weird. Yeah, especially when
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the sex questions came up, and they did come up, and they seemed
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so shocked by that. But I mean, of course that's one of the
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primary reasons people are watching in the first place, that all the guy has
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four wives, and so like, how does that actually work? What comes
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to come to find out it doesn't work at all at all. I did
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notice that they included mackelt though, I know because typically, like in the
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past, when they're just interviewing the older kids, it's Maddie, Leon Logan,
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and Hunter, Yeah, and Michelti, who I think is older than
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one of them. I think so maybe older than Hunter. Maybe it's Hunter,
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like she's never included, yeah, because she's constantly separated because maybe she's
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quirky and a little different. I mean, she's definitely quirky. But this
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time she got her makeup all done. Yeah, she was ready for the
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camera. Yeah, and she was still annoying. She's still obnoxious. I'm
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like, just shut the book up. Nobody wants to hear your opinion.
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I don't ever got it, McKelty. I do think you're twenty four or
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something now I still don't want to hear your opinion. But I didn't want
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to hear it when you were fifteen or sixteen either. Well, when you
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were talking about your spiritual connection with Brianna, I'm like, shut Robin's one
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tier. Oh yeah, this touches me so much, okay, corivising,
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Yeah, I thought it was interesting how Christine talks about how she butt heads
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a lot with Mikeelty, Like, yeah, because she's the most like you,
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because she's also annoying like you. Well, keep in mind though that,
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as we've learned over the seasons, like McKelty actually went to go and
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live with Robin and Cody because Cody was there all the time, because Christine
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didn't really want her. Yeah yikes. And Cody and Christine have talked about
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how Michelty was kind of a problem child and didn't get along with the other
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kids and was kind of different, and so Robin was her safe place to
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land. I suppose Parents of the Year right there, which is interesting,
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like I mean, I guess that's one of the benefits of being in a
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polygamous situation, Like you can send your kids over to the other mom's house,
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but like McKelty actually lived there for a period of time and took care
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of all of Robin's kids, right, But I'm also like Christine, like
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maybe just chill out a little bit. I mean, she's just wanted to
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wear a low cut shirt because she's a teenage girl and wear some weird blue
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eyeliner, like leave her alone. And McKelty really is her one child that
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is exactly like her, because Asbin didn't grow up to be like Christine at
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all. And the other one, Gwendolynne Yeah, well Gwendolen's like a child
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right now, she's like ten or something. Yeah, but I mean she
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grows up to be a little bit quirky, but like not necessarily like Christine.
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And then we have Isabelle, Yeah, who's super chill and not like
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Christine. It's mackelty. They're exactly the same. And that's why you're annoyed
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by her, and that's why everybody's annoyed by her, and you too,
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Christine of course annoying well and Christine's in aries too. She's the only one
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of the family that's like a little bit more high strung, a little bit
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more crazy. She's ready to rock. Yeah, she hides behind the whole
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like, oh, I make mock Tappy Oka pudding. I'm so great,
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Like, no, you're angry all the time. Yeah, I'm mad at
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Cody yep twenty four to seven and look totally justified because I would be too
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shit and i'd be mad too. But yeah, whatever, Christine McKelty,
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they don't get along. Let's get to the important question, okay, which
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were about sex? Yeah, Cody's hair, right, which wife gets mad
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at him? Yeah? Or like, is there ever a time when there
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isn't a wife that's mad at you? Yeah? And that's when we hear
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from Robin, which we'll get to, but I'll let you direct us.
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Honey. Well, the funniest question to me was Cody's hair, because he
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seemed so uncomfortable by that question. There are three teenage girls being like,
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what product Stea is for your beautiful hair? And at the time, he's
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not curling his hair, so he's not getting a perm he's not doing it,
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not doing Shirley Temple. Yeah, yeah, at the time, he's
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got this weird, freight out dead looking Yeah, but like the they're not
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bangs, but the pieces in the front are definitely covering the extensive balding that
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the rising place right here. Yeah, so he's definitely doing whatever he can
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to hide the fact that he's balding. And so I forget exactly what he
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takes or does. He's got a cleanser, he's got a cleanser and a
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follicle booster and something else for hair growth. Yeah, I forget, But
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it's all about the hair growth, yes, And he doesn't phrase it that
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way. He's like, I don't want to lose my hair, so I
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take these products so I can keep my hair. And I'm like, buddy,
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are you've been losing your hair? You're going to continue to lose your
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hair. You bowed just face it, shave that head. We saw your
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brothers like three episodes ago, they all bought you boll I mean, and
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here we are in twenty twenty four, and you've got like bands over here
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and like strategically placed ring lids so that we don't see that you're bald.
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We can all see that pace in your bout. It's Okay, just accepted
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body posatap, I just get right with it, Cody, but he's in
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socar. He's so very inscar it's embarrassing. Oh and then there was another
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question about who pulls the right in the family and it was asked to the
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wives, Yes, the wives, which one pulls the ranks or whatever?
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Who's the authority? And Janelle starts to answer and be like, well,
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I am with my kids, but then if I'm not around, then they
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definitely listen to the other moms. And then Cody's like, I pulled the
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ranks right, I'm the man. I'm the ultimate authority. What I say
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goes And I'm offended that you ask the wives what the hierarchy was, because
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I'm at the top. I'm the king. I'm the king of this planet.
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I'm the patriarch. That's right, I'm the priest. And it's funny
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because he is the priest. It's funny because they show a flashback of him
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yelling at Gabe, I think one of them, and he's just laughing at
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him. Yeah, he doesn't take him serious. No, because it's so
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performative for the cameras. Yeah, because Gabe is playing with Savannah a little
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too rough or whatever, right, and here comes Cody taking the opportunity to
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be a dad on camera, and Gabe literally is just like, okay,
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whatever, You're only here once every five days, which they also talk about
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in this confessional episode season four, bring it Up. I don't remember.
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Oh. They asked what has changed the most Yes since Las Vegas, and
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the kids actually answered much to Cody and the wives chagrin, and the kids
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are basically like, well, the family culture has definitely changed. We used
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to see our father period time. We used to see him, and we
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no longer see him, and it's really unfortunate and it's weird living in four
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separate houses. And then we've got fucking Robin, who is the orchestrator of
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the entire family demise, piping up and saying, yeah, I can really
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see the culture of the family has shifted and changed. It's not what I
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thought it was. And I'm like, bitch, shut up, bitch,
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nobody wants you here anyway. You're the one who caused the problem, and
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you're gonna sit there and act like you're like, yeah, it's really sad.
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The family's so different, so different. She's like, I wanted what
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the family had, and it's slowly slipping away from me the longer that we're
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here in the seperate homes. I'm like, okay, bitch, shut up.
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And then they were talking about like the Vegas culture Utah and how everybody
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in Utah is a bunch of stifflers, a bunch of stifflers. Yeah,
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sticklers. I meant to say sticklers, like Stiffler's mom. Yeah, I
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was gonna say stiffler whatever, sticklers, Stiffler's sticklers for like religion. Yeah,
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and just like they don't drink in Utah, they don't. I watched
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the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honey, those people have one of
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them has a tequila line. There's bars and they're drinking. But I guess
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in the religion, the Mormon what Yeah, she's about Lisa Barlow here Salt
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Lake City Real Housewives. You're not supposed to drink. I know that's against
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the law. I know, but this is something that they actually do.
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And we see Cody, who still claims to be a Mormon to this day.
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I think he's getting his beer at the taria for sure. All these
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wives, Janelle still claims to be Lds or something like that she's got her
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wine racks. So all these people stay lying, they are saying lyar and
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so the kids are like, yeah, you know, the drugs are way
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more accessible in La Va, sure, but they were still being put in
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front of me in Utah. That's what Maddie said, mm hmm, yeah,
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which is so true. I mean, I was telling your daughter the
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other day about when I was going to high school. I knew friends.
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Obviously, I lived in Oregon, so this is totally on par But I
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had friends in ninth grade being like, hey, you want to do some
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meth. Like meth in my rich high school that I went to at the
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time. They literally I had a fourteen year old girl come up to me
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and be like, yeah, I do it every now and then, mad
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try miss no things. I was offered meth, I was offered harroween.
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I was off pills. Yeah. Oh well it wasn't just wed. I
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mean I thought I was radical smoking pot in the sixth grade and the Big
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Islands of Hawaii yeah no, and tending to my father's marijuana crops. But
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like meth when you're in fourteen hit, Yeah, that's scary. And she
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would bring it to school all the time and do it on lunch break out
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in the football field with a spoon and everything just heating up something in her
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metal. Wow. Yeah, your rich kids there, Oh wow, I
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know. But that's public school for it. That's all I'm saying is that
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it doesn't matter if you're in Utah or in Las Vegas. Drugs be drugging.
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When I was in high school way back in the day, it was
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it was the eighties, okay, and it was an outer islands of Hawaii.
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But like we had a place called the backfield. It was just like
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the football field, and like at recess at lunch, all the kids would
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just go to the backfield and smoke joints. The teachers would go back there
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smoke joints, get teachers, teachers, students smoking out. What a time
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to be alive. It was wonderful. That sounds so fantastic. We don't
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have that in Texas, honey, No, we do not, which is
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ridiculous. It's this fucking state. Anyway, back to these Mormons, Oh
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god, and then they talk about like college and stupid shit like that,
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like are the kids gonna go to college? And Janelle, well did they?
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The question was more, did you guys like create some college funds for
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your nineteen thousand children, Like are you being responsible with your finances so that
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these kids have a shot in life? And Janelle's like, well, I
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mean I had to put myself through college, which means no. Yeah.
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She's like, I mean, I hope we can help them a little bit,
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but like they're gonna have to figure their own fucking shit out, just
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like I had to do. Yeah, And I hate them so deeply for
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this, I know, because you had all of these children with limited finances
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with a man who doesn't work, yeah, and spends more money on his
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hair products than his own children, and you're just gonna throw these kids out
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to the wolves. And You're like a lot of these kids aren't even gonna
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go to college, and that's fine, Yeah, it's super weird. Well,
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and like Robin's like, well, maybe they don't even want to go
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to college. Maybe they'll just do whatever they want. And Janelle's like,
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no, they're gonna go to college. And Robin's like, well, they
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don't have to, because then I can get all the money exactly, all
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that money can be funneled into by the time day Yeah goes to North Arizona
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University. Do we think Cody and Robin are paying for his college? I'm
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pretty sure they are with a Janelle's money. Yes, also Ra, Yeah
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she's in college. I'm sure Cody and Robin are paying for that and for
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Prianna. But what about these other kids? What about the Logans? Right?
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What about the Leons? Nope, kids get any money? I don't
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think. Well, maybe Leon because Mary, you know, she's rolling in
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honey Lara, Yeah, Lularo money. Probably. But did Leon go to
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college in Colorado or something? I don't Chicago, I thought, But I
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don't know. Dang, that would have cost a lot of freaking money.
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Yeah, maybe they got a scholarship. I don't know. I don't care.
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Did Cody go to college. I don't think so. Okay, he
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never talks about it, but on the couch in this moment, he's like,
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all these kids need to go to college, they need to get a
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trade, they need to figure their shit out. But I'm not going to
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equip them in any way, No, not to help them to do that.
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They're just gonna have to as soon as they're eighteen Mormon boys, they're
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fucking kicked out. Yeah, Cody doesn't give a shit. I mean that's
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kind of how I was raised. They were like me too, You got
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to go to college, period, get some scholarships, figure out how to
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pay for it, and then eventually I just went to community college and my
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parents helped pay for it. So that was good because community college is way
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cheaper. Yeah, and that's how most people should do it in my life.
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Absolutely. I mean, let's not even get into a whole conversation about
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colleges these days. But yes, and I remember my ex husband, your
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wife's father, Like, he was a litigator. He made a lot of
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money. He was the man of means, my friend. Yeah, but
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he's just like, no, my kids are gonna have to figure it out.
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Yeah. Then, of course he got a divorce from his first wife,
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and as an article of their divorce agreement, he had to pay for
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his two sons to go to college. And then as an article of our
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divorce agreement, he also had to pay for your wife to go to college.
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But she dropped up. Yeah she did. So it was not for
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her, No, it was not. But his philosophy was like I put
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myself into the Air Force Academy, I excelled. I put myself through law
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school. My kids can figure that shit out, which I actually respect.
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Yeah, I respect that. But if I had it to do over like
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and if my situation was different, I would want to help my children,
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especially in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty four, adding where it costs
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so much freaking money to go to college, are you kidding? I would
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try to help. Yeah, but not the Browns. No, they don't
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give a shit. They do all They're like Robbins, like, I've got
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it to Kensian village that I am developing. I'm the developer of that village,
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and so I'm sorry we got to spend our money on my sister White's
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closet. Yeah, like my designs, the startups on hearts on hearts,
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on hearts, on hearts on hearts, ballsack hearts, ball sack hearts waiting
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to come into the world. It's so bad. These parents suck, they
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do. And then we have the question of is there ever time when the
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wives are not mad at you to Cody, and Cody just kind of sits
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there, silent, and the wives are like, no, like we we're
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not mad at him, and Christine's like, I'm mad at you a little
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bit. I'm mad at you right now, and then Robin with her big
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head, this was so bitch. She's like, well, like when my
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mom, who was the final sister wife, Yeah, who is his favorite
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A bitch? Yeah, She's like, well, when my mom married her
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husband, she determined in her own heart that she wasn't gonna be petty and
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she was going to focus on the things that were working, focus on the
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things that were right. And so that's my philosophy, Like, I'm not
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gonna sit here and be mad at my beautiful husband. I'm going to focus
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on what's right. And that's why he loves this breakdancing pussy, And that's
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why Christine, you're sitting over there on the edge of the couch angry to
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this day. And that's why he doesn't visit you in your bit droom at
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night, which is so wild to me, because I mean, in marriage,
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you have to let some things go right, Like you can't be mad
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at every like little tiny thing all the time. Sure, okay, but
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Christine's not mad about petty stuff. No, Like she's mad afflecting my child,
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pussy and my pussy, that's literally what she's mad about. But Robin's
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already framing it to Cody, like, that's just petty grievances. She just
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doesn't appreciate you like I do. And she says it on the tail end
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of Christine saying I'm mad, She's like, yeah, I don't focus on
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what's wrong. I focus on what's right. In other words, Christine,
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that's your problem and that's why you can't keep Cody. Yeah, and that's
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why he loves me, and that's why he comes to my house. Duh.
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Yeah. But then Cody's like, I strive for harmony. If there's
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conflict, I want to resolve it. I can't just sit around and let
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them be mad at me. And I'm like, oh my god, man.
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And now in twenty twenty four, looking back, we know that he
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neglected youanew, he neglected the hell out of Mary. Yeah, didn't have
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sexual relations with Christine or Mary. And he's a terrible husband and a terrible
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father. So what kind of harmony are you looking for, Cody? You
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fucking lie? I know he just camera prefer him me neither don't like him
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at all. And speaking of sexual relations, some brave soul goes on video
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and asks him what he takes to satisfy all of these women like is there
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a pill or something? Yeah? How you fucking all these ladies and keeping
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them happy? First of all, they're not happy, not at all.
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Second of all, it's only Robin that is getting anything, and I'm sure
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is not that good. And he gets offended. He sends his older children
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from the room. He's like, you can't hear this. Yeah, the
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kids leave and they're grossed out anyway, totally, They're like, oh my
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god, I was just to ask this question again. This is all anybody's
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gonna want to know, knowing that you have four wives. Hello, but
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whatever. Yeah, and then once the kids are gone, cod it's like,
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I'm not answering that. I prefer not to answer. Why did you
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send your kids from the room yet, then just say I don't want to
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answer that, Like were they planning on answering And then they went to a
19:41
commercial break and the wives were like, don't answer that, please, don't
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talk. I don't know, but Mary does say, yeah, we don't
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talk about those types of things in front of our children, and certainly not
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in front of the national audience. It's just not what we're about, no,
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not at all, which is so such bullshit. It's such a cop.
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Yeah, does he take viagra? How often is he doing you?
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You're trying to conceive as we speak, Mary allegedly allegedly and IVF and he's
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got to do it at least once a month. When you ovulate? Do
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you ovulate? What's going on downstairs? Like we have questions. I mean
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it's so wild to me, Like he's probably telling Christine like, oh,
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not tonight, next week, and it's like every week like, oh not
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tonight, not tonight. We know he's given Janelle the sweet sweet love and
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because it's in Vegas and Renaissance that they're love like, everything's great for them.
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He's not begging Mary. So he's just doing two women right now.
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Yeah, Janelle and Robin. Right, but he doesn't want to say that.
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No, he's probably not taking anything because it's probably enough for him.
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Right. I don't know his forties though, Yeah, in your forties,
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it just depends from men. Yeah, I think it depends on your health
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and things of that nature. I don't think he's got a lot of testosterone.
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No lot. He's on TRT right now. It's so low T Daddy.
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I don't think they were doing that like back then, back to twenty
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twelve, twenty thirteen. If that was like a well known thing to do
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for dudes, I think that kind of happened mid to lateens. Yeah,
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I don't think he's doing tea. I think he's doing tea now. I
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think the angry steroid roid rage dude that we've got now during the COVID years
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was totally taking tea and totally doing other stuff, probably human growth hormone,
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oh yeah, and probably via a girl, probably viagara. Totally do because
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you know, Robin, she has her knees. Oh yeah, she has
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her knees. She sent her menopause age too, right, isn't that where
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it starts, or her premenopause where she starts getting really horny. I don't
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know into it, Like the way that she dresses in her coals blouses.
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I'm not I'm not getting horny. Well, maybe she's just doing that because
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she's a Mormon lady. They got to be modest, but she's a freak
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in the sheets. They exist. I think maybe when they first got together
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and he's leaving Christine in the birthing room to go make out with Robin on
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camera, I think back then, when she's wearing her Diesel jeans and she's
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breakdancing. It's she's not too far removed from the cap and the breakdancing.
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I feel like she's a sex pot in that era. But I think the
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robin that we've got now, yeah, I don't think. I don't think
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she Oh, I feel like she's got to. I feel like she's pegging
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him. At least we keep saying this every time. But I feel like
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she's gotta be doing something pegging. I hope she's pegging perfect. Oh my
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god, perfect. Can't you just see it? I don't. I know,
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nobody wants to envision it. I am. I mean, I think
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we all are right now. I just don't. I just don't see her
22:36
that. Out of all of the wives, the freakiest to me is Jani.
22:40
Every time to is gone, do I repeat myself? Alok? She
22:47
seems to me like she's a woman who knows what she wants. It depends
22:49
on her Venus sign and her pants. Astrologer says it depends on the venus
22:53
sign. If she's a tourist venus, then for sure, I don't know.
22:56
If she seems pretty passionate well in life, and maybe Cody killed that
23:00
for her. Maybe I feel like now she's more passionate for her plants,
23:03
right for her kids. Well, she just needs to meet the right man.
23:08
You know, she was in Wyoming. I guess this last weekend the
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family, which excludes Cody and Robin because they're not real family. I shouldn't
23:18
have to say that, but I will. But she's up there in Wyoming.
23:21
Find yourself a cowboy. Honey, you're right there. That's what I've
23:23
been saying. You're disclosed, big built buckle. You're a beautiful woman.
23:27
Now you just need to be You just need to be laid down in the
23:32
right way by the right man or womanpread or woman. That's for Mary.
23:38
Mary needs a nice, a nice lesbian to show her the way. My
23:44
god, can you imagine, Oh my god, it be my dream if
23:47
Mary got into a lesbian relationship and some beautiful lesbian woman gave her the permission
23:53
to let this ship go else, Let this shit worthy really worthy of you
23:59
pay and with me, and let this Cody Brown Robin fixation go. Oh
24:03
my god, the liberation of marriage great, the spiritual freedom of Mary.
24:07
Oh my god. Oh it's only a dream. Though. In another universe,
24:11
I feel like she's totally a gay. Oh she's one of you is
24:15
yeah, yes, LGBTQ eh, yes, where were we well? Other
24:22
questions were asked that were noteworthy. Logan raising the kids, yeah, being
24:27
the protector, Yeah, being the dad that Cody can't be right. I
24:33
think somebody asked whether these older kids were dating, and I definitely looked at
24:37
Madison. I was watching Madison so closely because in case you don't know,
24:42
Madison married Caleb when Madison was I don't know how old a minor, but
24:48
she wasn't a minor when they married. But the rumor is, and I
24:52
know some people can test it, but like you're wrong, the rumor is
24:56
that Caleb was talking to Maddie when Maddie was like sixteen years old old,
25:00
seventeen years old, and so this confission, that's right when the question is
25:03
being asked, like what's up, kids, you dating anybody, and Logan's
25:07
like, well, I mean I met somebody, I might have kissed her,
25:10
fucking And then I'm looking at Maddie and Maddie's just sitting there quiet,
25:15
yeah, and I'm wondering if at this time she's being I don't want to
25:18
say groomed, but I will. I mean I will say context of this,
25:22
it seems applicable because I think Caleb was in his mid twenties. Yeah,
25:26
I mean he was old. Somebody correct me, because I deserve it
25:30
if I'm wrong. But he was older. So I think she's talking to
25:33
Caleb in this moment. She totally is, but she's keeping at a secret
25:36
as a good teenager would do. That's what I did. Well, but
25:38
Janelle knew about it. Janelle knew she was talking to Caleb. But I
25:41
don't know when Janelle picked up on that. But Cody didn't know, did
25:45
he. Well, I don't know, but Cody demands to know because his
25:48
part of the answer to this question, which was again asked of the children,
25:53
Yeah, Cody's like, I feel like I have a right to know
25:57
if my kids are kissing on other people or if they're in relationships, Like
26:03
I should have the opportunity to give them counsel and to direct them in the
26:07
ways of a healthy relationship. And I'm like, bitch you. He literally
26:14
says it, like when you're under my house and I'm like, what house,
26:18
which house? Which house are you under? Which bed are your boots
26:22
under? For real, I have no idea you're under Robin's and you can
26:25
all ready see these kids starting to lose respect for Cody Brown. Why am
26:30
I supposed to check in with you? Where have you been since we got
26:33
to Vegas? For real? You're never at my home. You're never kissing
26:36
my mom, So why do I need to talk to you? Daddy?
26:40
You don't even care anyway? No, And then we have a sweet question
26:44
about whose favorite food or like what's the family favorite food or whatever? Mock
26:48
tapioca, yeah, which is what Christine makes every year. Yeah, takes
26:52
an hour and a half to make. Yeah, and it does. It's
26:56
got cream of wheat in it. Yeah, and mother's such so it sounds
27:00
like a big pot yeah of sweet cream of wheat. And they love that
27:06
shit. They're so white. I know white. I'm white too, but
27:10
I'm from Holy Yeah, I'm from a multi cultural background. My friend,
27:14
like, I've had all kinds of different flavors in my life. Yeah,
27:17
men do. I'm just like when they say mocked up, yo, I'm
27:22
like, e basic, you know, basic real, But I did look
27:26
up the recipe. Yeah, are you gonna make it? No, I'll
27:29
make it. But that's like my goal in life is to be the mom
27:32
that like my kids, they'll come home from their various lives or whatever.
27:36
They're like, Mom, please make me my favorite dish. That's my goal.
27:40
Oh my god, you're such a triad wife totally. I love that
27:42
about you. I love it. That means you're gonna feed me too.
27:47
I love that eye. And I have any request, any weird request you
27:52
make, Yeah, I will make it, thank you. It will be
27:55
good, but I'll make it. There was also a question about their more,
28:00
like how many wives can a Mormon husband have? And Cody talks about
28:04
Brigham Young having twenty seven wives. Yeah, of course, Cody says he
28:08
thinks the limit is four because that's the amount of wives that he has.
28:14
He thinks any more than four would be like insanely difficult to manage, which
28:18
we know that he's not managing any of these other three wives. So I
28:22
get where he's coming from with that. I thought that was interesting. Yeah,
28:26
and even Christine echoes that, She's like, I think four is great.
28:29
How about no more? Ever, and then we actually get the story
28:33
of how they courted some other woman I know, some other hoe. Yeah,
28:37
Mary Ande Cody, No, Mary and Cody. I think it was
28:41
before Janelle. I don't think Janelle was in then it. I don't think
28:45
Janelle was in the picture. So they were courting some other woman for quite
28:49
some time and then ultimately made the decision that it was not going to work.
28:53
So I'm wondering who this woman is. I know there is a raccoon
28:57
with a monocle out there, run sick investigator of the dumpster kind who knows
29:03
the answer to this question, Like, who is this woman? Oh?
29:04
My god, why hasn't she come forward? Why didn't they wife her up
29:08
right? Banging her? Probably Cody's like, mister Merryfield, He's like,
29:15
all I need from you is a commitment, and we're marry in the eyes
29:18
of God on Colob, So let's do it. Yeah, let's get it
29:22
did. Yeah. I don't know. I want to know more, my
29:25
god. Maybe it's in the book maybe, which we have right here.
29:29
Yeah, we're going to probably read it maybe Patreon, Yeah, Patreon,
29:33
Patreon dot com flash the TV coreole. Yeah. Have you even read it?
29:37
No? I haven't ready. I don't got that kind of time,
29:37
honey. I got other books to read it. Reading other books your forty
29:41
seven books or sixty seven books or something. Like that this year, but
29:45
you don't have time to read that. Ninety nine books this year, ninety
29:48
nine books this year. But of course, hello, I'm here to enjoy
29:53
myself, but this is your job. It is nearly I mean, hey,
29:56
to be announced. We are definitely going to go through that book eventually.
30:00
Yeah, maybe not. But Tody does tell us that four is the
30:04
limit, and as we know now he's a monogamous uh huh, so now
30:07
one is the limit. And he also talks about monogamous men. But I
30:11
think it was attached to a different question about wives being mad. No,
30:17
it was about would you be okay with your daughter's living plural lifestyle, and
30:22
he went on that long window tangent about yeah, I'm fine if my daughters
30:27
married the right man and if they marry for love and blah blah blah,
30:30
and everybody laughs at him because he takes forever too or it's salad, yeah,
30:33
trying to sound important. It's like when I was four and five years
30:37
old and I would just say whatever words I could that were multi syllabic so
30:40
that I could sound smart, and my parents would just laugh at me.
30:42
That's what I was doing. I was just laughing. At Cody. You're
30:45
a dumb, dumb man. You're a bad person. I don't like you
30:49
at all. Your hair looks disastrous. It is not doing what you think
30:52
it's doing. It's horrible. In these earlier seasons, I'm like, how
30:56
could you ever go on TV looking like that? He's like wearing a mop.
31:03
It's literally a blonde mop. I'm not unlike yourself. Hey, I
31:08
got style. Those of you listening wouldn't unders Dad. You see that Beatrice
31:15
is switching up her look. I happen to love it. I mean,
31:18
you just do this so beautiful. You should. I'm gonna buy any wigs
31:21
and just surprise y'all. I love that. I love that for us.
31:26
Yeah, was there anything else in this episode worth going over? Like at
31:29
the end of the day, we know that these people are lying. Oh
31:34
yeah, we can see on these elder children that they're over it, that
31:38
they are currently You're of their Lord twenty fourteen being neglected by Cody, and
31:45
I see Michelt. I feel very sad for her. She's obviously the odd
31:48
person out and because of the way she's being treated, she's going to grow
31:53
up to be a problematic individual that we are now dealing with as a society.
31:59
And I feel bad for Logan because he's clearly been parentified, which is
32:02
addressed in this particular episode. And I feel bad for everybody except Cody and
32:08
Robin. Yep. Fuck then yeah, for the worst, we should put
32:15
that on a shirt. We should with her, Peggy, Nobody's where are
32:20
they gonna wear that? They can't wear that to the Starbucks? Well,
32:23
yeah, but it would be funny. We could wear that, we could
32:29
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