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Hoppe Quickie: Ryan Hoppe Discusses Sebastian Maniscalco · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Here's Sebastian Maniscalco talking about that
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  Sirius XM channel, which, by the way, God, are
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  comedians a bunch of babies. If you're relying
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  on radio to make money, if you're thinking radio's
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  not just going to pick one big name and pay him
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  all the money, here's Sebastian. I want to let
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  you know that I heard you. Yeah, you definitely
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  did. I support you. I love you. I know how hard
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  the grind is. Yeah, he does. I mean, I've been
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  there. But I wanted to let you know that I had
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  nothing to do with removing the raw comedy from
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  SiriusXM. He has no idea what to say. He's like,
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  it's called Raw Dog, number one, and number two.
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  Why would you think he's going through radio,
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  what am I trying to say, radio decisions? SiriusXM
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  decision. Yeah, let's ask Sebastian Maniscalco
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  about PPM ratings. But I also want to let you
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  know that I'm going to work with SiriusXM. to
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  highlight a variety of different voices in stand
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  -up comedy. Oh, yeah, Bert Kreiss, you're all
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  the ones that already have the money. From emerging
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  to established to newcomers and everything in
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  between, I just ask that you give me a little
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  time, guys. Yeah, let me just push this to the
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  side so all my homies can make money. I just
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  got here, and I needed a little time to build
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  out the channel. He's pretty much saying, bye
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  -bye. You guys can leave. You ain't coming back.
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  I just want to let you know that I heard you,
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  and just give me some time and be patient, and
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  I think you'll like the result. Yeah. I never,
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  I don't know. I've hung out with so many comedians.
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  They're all a bunch of crybabies, especially
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  Patton Oswalt. Whee! Whee! Shut up, dude. Man.
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  Radio is so similar to comedy. Yeah, radio hosts
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  can have a little bit of a heart. Freaking comedians
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  are the biggest babies ever. Oh, my God. Here's
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  a song about a glory hole. Oh, yeah. Kind of
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  sounds like a religious song. It's kind of weird.
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  Guys, when do you cut a woman off? Listen to
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  my words on this, and if you need help breaking
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  toxic patterns... Ah, toxic patterns. Link in
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  the bio, honey. There you go. Here's Olivia Wilde
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  talking about her dad watching her sex scenes.
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  I get that because my dad has had to sit through
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  so many movies where I've been like buck ass
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  naked. And he's like, oh, wonderful work, darling.
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  And this movie, he had to hear me talking about
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  like DP pegging. Like I was like, how's he going
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  to react? And they loved it. And I just another
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  Tuesday with Olivia. I was like, I'm so lucky
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  to have parents who have a great sense of humor.
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  And that started my daughter's getting DP. Yay.
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  So freaking proud. Really young. They were just
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  laughers. That's so beautiful because the lack
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  of shame in a household completely disarms then
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  you for the rest of your life. All right, there
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  you go. I know it's weird for my mom to listen
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  to this. We also need to be affectionate. And
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  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
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  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks
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  like you went and got a job. On the iPad screen,
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  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
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  sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But also,
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  I would love to be getting railed, but... Use
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  bucket loads of lube. If you think you have enough
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  lube, double it. As a reminder... We'll be right
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  back.