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- 0:01Speaker 1: Wake you as John Jay and Rich what's crack alike?
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- 0:39Speaker 2: I'm late to the party. How was Zindaia at Peyton's wedding? Well, listen,
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- 1:19Speaker 2: I was in I've been in California a lot. I've
- 1:21Speaker 2: been traveling a lot because my son's basketball and I
- 1:25Speaker 2: happen to come across the store. I know, we all
- 1:27Speaker 2: know the store, but I've only been in once or twice,
- 1:29Speaker 2: But now I go there a lot. Sprouts sproutuf Sprouts
- 1:33Speaker 2: might be my favorite grocery store right now because they
- 1:35Speaker 2: have all the all the popcorns that I liked, everything like.
- 1:38Speaker 2: And I've been seeing this thing on social media. A
- 1:40Speaker 2: lot of these influence, these health influences I follow. They've
- 1:42Speaker 2: been posting this product called Coconut Cult. Have you guys
- 1:46Speaker 2: heard of it? So I've been seeing it looks like
- 1:49Speaker 2: a yogurt. So I'm at Sprouts and I see Coconut
- 1:52Speaker 2: Cult at the on the shelf and it was a
- 1:55Speaker 2: small jar and a little big jars, and I'd grabbed
- 1:57Speaker 2: the small jar and I was like, I'm just gonna
- 1:59Speaker 2: I love coconut. I love coconut milk, coconut water, I
- 2:02Speaker 2: love all things coconut. So I bought it and it
- 2:04Speaker 2: tasted like it was like a yogurt, and it was
- 2:06Speaker 2: plain and it was it was okay. I had a
- 2:08Speaker 2: little little little tingle to my tongue. I was like,
- 2:11Speaker 2: all right. So I go to Sprouts again and they
- 2:14Speaker 2: have I see a different bottle and it was it
- 2:16Speaker 2: was called Vitamin C So I eat the whole bottle,
- 2:18Speaker 2: small little bottle. So then this when I get back home,
- 2:21Speaker 2: I said, I'm like, we gotta go to Sprouts. So
- 2:23Speaker 2: Saturday night was like date night. We went to Sprouts.
- 2:26Speaker 2: That's a banger of a date neck. Oh man, I
- 2:28Speaker 2: got I loaded up on all this stuff to have
- 2:29Speaker 2: a sprout. I just just a big fan at that
- 2:31Speaker 2: grocery store now. So I look and it had these
- 2:34Speaker 2: big bottles of this stuff called coconut colt right, and
- 2:38Speaker 2: it was the Vitamin Sea bottle that I told you about,
- 2:39Speaker 2: which was delicious. So I bought it. And then I
- 2:42Speaker 2: go yesterday and I can't wait to like get home.
- 2:45Speaker 2: I just want to eat my coconut. I think it's
- 2:47Speaker 2: coconut yogurt. So I eat the jar. I eat the
- 2:50Speaker 2: whole freaking jar, and it's it's a jar like like
- 2:52Speaker 2: a peanut butter jart jeey shark peanut butter jar. I
- 2:55Speaker 2: ate it all, and I'm like, I'm like, you know,
- 2:57Speaker 2: I'm wondering what this is. Like I've never really what
- 3:00Speaker 2: it is. No, I just see these influencers. I'm not bored.
- 3:02Speaker 2: I'm watching TV. I'm like, I'm just gonna check this out.
- 3:06Speaker 2: So apparently what it is is a probiotic, right, so Scott, Yeah, okay,
- 3:12Speaker 2: that's gonna do something. So I'm reading the direction. The
- 3:16Speaker 2: directions say one tablespoon a day jar. I ate the
- 3:22Speaker 2: whole jar.
- 3:23Speaker 4: That's not good. Did you stomma cart?
- 3:25Speaker 2: Eventually there was a mass exen. Yeah. So I go
- 3:31Speaker 2: to chet BT and it says one spoonful is fifty
- 3:38Speaker 2: billion probiotics. The jar eight hundred billion, eight hundred billion
- 3:44Speaker 2: probiotics in my stomach.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Don't you need to balance it out now with some prebiotics.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I remember I came in this morning. I was like, dude,
- 3:51Speaker 2: I got it. I'm just letting you right now. I
- 3:52Speaker 2: got to know the back. So then my wife when
- 3:57Speaker 2: I woke up this morning, like I do my routine right,
- 3:59Speaker 2: and when I walked back upstairs, I leave my room,
- 4:01Speaker 2: I do my stuff. I don't. I never like I don't.
- 4:03Speaker 2: I don't. I always kiss her goodbye. But I go
- 4:06Speaker 2: to the weight room and I do my son and
- 4:08Speaker 2: cold plunge, and I get dressed and I go kiss
- 4:09Speaker 2: her goodbye. She's not in the bed. I'm like, oh
- 4:12Speaker 2: my god. Where It's like it looks like she just
- 4:15Speaker 2: left abruptly, upset, and I'm like, when did she leave?
- 4:18Speaker 2: Was she there when I got up this morning? Is
- 4:19Speaker 2: she awake downstairs making me breakfast? Like? What? What? What's happening?
- 4:24Speaker 2: So I find her in my son Kemp's room, sleeping,
- 4:27Speaker 2: and I go down there. I'm like, oh my god,
- 4:29Speaker 2: like I feel like, you know, all these terrible thoughts.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I feel like she's mad at me. So I kiss
- 4:33Speaker 2: her goodbye, and I kind of kiss her a little
- 4:35Speaker 2: too long. So she wakes up and I go, oh hey,
- 4:38Speaker 2: I go, why are you down there? You were snoring?
- 4:42Speaker 2: I simple a seatpath that makes me not snore, And
- 4:45Speaker 2: I'm like, how could I possibly be snoring? What? Like?
- 4:47Speaker 2: What did I do differently? Oh? I ate a gallon
- 4:50Speaker 2: of probiotics. I wonder that makes you snore. I don't know.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I don't know, but I did nothing else that wouldn't
- 4:56Speaker 2: make me. So my sleep score was a seventy nine,
- 5:00Speaker 2: and it came in red.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Like the system's not loving what you did?
- 5:04Speaker 2: Do it, yo, the red part.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Your gut's a little angry.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a fifty four. Look, get it's all red.
- 5:10Speaker 2: It's terrible. See all the red stuff's is pay tention, paytention,
- 5:12Speaker 2: and pay tention on of my O ring. Yeah. Now
- 5:14Speaker 2: I also got all my blood removed the other day.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, again just for fun.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I got actually, I got my I got my blood.
- 5:21Speaker 2: They remove it and they put ozon in it and
- 5:23Speaker 2: they put it back.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Yeah you see that like normal people know what that is.
- 5:26Speaker 5: So video, I know you've done that before, but I
- 5:28Speaker 5: saw your video. It was like on Instagram and they
- 5:30Speaker 5: were just pouring your blood out in the open into
- 5:33Speaker 5: a beaker.
- 5:35Speaker 2: That's my friend, Bob.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Don't you want it in some sort of like lab setting.
- 5:39Speaker 2: Well he was like, uh, let's do a blood dump
- 5:41Speaker 2: where sometimes you have to release some of your blood.
- 5:43Speaker 2: I'm like okay, So you start pouring in a jar
- 5:45Speaker 2: and I was like this would be cool.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they do with it? Oh, that's sad.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Supposed to make you feel good.
- 5:51Speaker 3: That's okay, right now you're one step away, but having
- 5:54Speaker 3: leeches put on your you know, one step away?
- 5:56Speaker 2: Well, Kyle, or do you guys sleeping in different beds? Yeah?
- 5:59Speaker 5: And I'm kind of like, you know, we talked about
- 6:01Speaker 5: on the show for years, like some people like the
- 6:03Speaker 5: sleep divorce.
- 6:04Speaker 4: They sleep at different beds and then they sleep better.
- 6:06Speaker 5: So like for the last week, Scott and I have
- 6:09Speaker 5: been on a sleep divorce, but not because like we
- 6:11Speaker 5: don't like each other. It's because he's been sick and
- 6:13Speaker 5: he's like, I've been up coughing. I don't want to
- 6:15Speaker 5: keep you awake, so I'm going to sleep in the
- 6:16Speaker 5: other room. And I was like okay, and I feel like.
- 6:20Speaker 4: It's been going on for a long time.
- 6:21Speaker 5: So last night I'm like, can you just like, can
- 6:24Speaker 5: we just like return to our normal married selves and
- 6:27Speaker 5: like come back?
- 6:28Speaker 4: And so he's like okay. It's like I think, I
- 6:30Speaker 4: think I'm doing a little better.
- 6:32Speaker 5: And we lay down and it's like, you know, I
- 6:34Speaker 5: got work in the morning, so I just want to
- 6:36Speaker 5: go to bed, and the lights go out, and all
- 6:39Speaker 5: of a sudden and I'm like, okay, maybe it was
- 6:43Speaker 5: just like one time, and then constant coughing for like
- 6:46Speaker 5: fifteen minutes. And I'm a very hard sleeper once I'm asleep,
- 6:50Speaker 5: but if you're snoring or making noise like as I'm
- 6:53Speaker 5: trying to fall asleep, there's no way I'm falling asleep.
- 6:56Speaker 5: And I was like, I.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Feel bad because I was like, come back, but I
- 7:00Speaker 4: want to say go away.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Did you think him out? No?
- 7:05Speaker 5: I think he kind of like I was kind of
- 7:07Speaker 5: tossing and turning, and maybe I was being a little
- 7:09Speaker 5: dramatic about it, but maybe not.
- 7:10Speaker 4: I don't know, but he like kind of took the
- 7:11Speaker 4: hint and left the room.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Also, how did you sleep? But like, did you did
- 7:17Speaker 3: you miss the your your cuddle buddy when he was
- 7:19Speaker 3: doing that.
- 7:19Speaker 4: I slept fantastic.
- 7:22Speaker 2: When my wife had her hysterect to me and she's
- 7:23Speaker 2: upt another room, I had the best that was there.
- 7:25Speaker 2: It's like six weeks fantasticness A good night to me.
- 7:30Speaker 2: We're in the same page on foot it's j Rich