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- 0:32Speaker 1: So our lead this hours we begin the new week.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Welcome in here, and we start out in Motown. It
- 0:39Speaker 1: was an island game, the only game going. It had
- 0:44Speaker 1: the entire sporting world watching. In theory, of course, it
- 0:49Speaker 1: was on Amazon Prime, so I don't know how many
- 0:50Speaker 1: people are watching. People clicking drounded by some toothpaste. Hey,
- 0:53Speaker 1: what's that? Oh it's a basketball game. Okay, I'll watch
- 0:56Speaker 1: a second of it. And that's that. But Game seven
- 1:00Speaker 1: in the East, the final spot in the Final four
- 1:05Speaker 1: of the NBA on the line. Here. I don't know
- 1:07Speaker 1: if you watched this or not, perhaps you missed it,
- 1:10Speaker 1: but it was Spider Man, well not really Spider Mitchell.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Donovan Mitchell with twenty six points and it was really
- 1:17Speaker 1: more Jared Allen and Sam Merrill, who they each had
- 1:22Speaker 1: twenty three, and the Cavaliers stomped out the once proud
- 1:28Speaker 1: Pistons a one, twenty five to ninety four. Holy Joe Dumars, Batman.
- 1:36Speaker 1: What happened? As the team from Ohio has advanced to
- 1:41Speaker 1: the final four of the conference finals. There the four
- 1:45Speaker 1: seeded Calves often referred to as there by their nickname
- 1:49Speaker 1: the Cadavers. They have the house to the top seed.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Detroit was the number one seed in the Eastern Conference
- 1:58Speaker 1: and they are out. And so the third seeded Knicks
- 2:02Speaker 1: will have home court advantage at the Mecca for Game
- 2:06Speaker 1: one of that series tips off in Midtown Manhattan, just
- 2:11Speaker 1: adjacent there above Penn Station, and that'll be coming up
- 2:14Speaker 1: on Tuesday. That is a good jumping off point. Let
- 2:17Speaker 1: us discuss the question, all right, what is the word?
- 2:22Speaker 1: What is the word for caid cutting Hams Pistons losing
- 2:26Speaker 1: an elimination game by thirty one points? Thirty one point
- 2:32Speaker 1: loss at home. So I've got SpaceX, GPS and rotary
- 2:39Speaker 1: phones and we will combine all of these things together
- 2:44Speaker 1: and we are going to hit a walk off home run,
- 2:48Speaker 1: is what we're going to do. So a my word again,
- 2:51Speaker 1: we're playing a word game. What is the word for
- 2:54Speaker 1: Caid cutting Ham's Pistons losing an elimination game by thirty
- 2:58Speaker 1: one points? So my word is the G word gutless?
- 3:03Speaker 1: That was gutless by the Detroit basketball team. My god,
- 3:08Speaker 1: was that bad. You don't lose by thirty one points
- 3:13Speaker 1: if you're doing what you're supposed to be doing, if
- 3:15Speaker 1: you're fighting and scratching and clawing that team. Quit. There
- 3:19Speaker 1: are a bunch of quitters, the Detroit Pistons in a
- 3:21Speaker 1: game seven. Quit. Tell me I'm wrong, Tell me I'm wrong.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Tell me that the Cavs are thirty one points better
- 3:28Speaker 1: on the road than Detroit. If Detroit's trying, come on,
- 3:31Speaker 1: it's pathetic, right favor They were favored by four points
- 3:36Speaker 1: the Pistons at home, season on the line, and that
- 3:39Speaker 1: was the effort. That's all you got. Like, what are
- 3:43Speaker 1: we doing here? Seriously? Now? Home cooking? You might want
- 3:48Speaker 1: to you might want to call the ambulance in advance,
- 3:51Speaker 1: if that's how you're cooking your meals at home. The
- 3:53Speaker 1: Pistons burned the kitchen down. Okay, think of it like
- 3:58Speaker 1: one of those SpaceX Atlites disintegrating as they re enter
- 4:04Speaker 1: the atmosphere that was the Detroit Pistons here spraying aluminum
- 4:08Speaker 1: oxide into the ozone. And the crowd watched and they wah,
- 4:14Speaker 1: my god, what is that? Burn, baby burn, that's your
- 4:17Speaker 1: twenty twenty six Detroit Pistons right there. This was not
- 4:22Speaker 1: a situation where they were overwhelmed by the moment. They
- 4:26Speaker 1: were steamrolled by the moment here. My goodness, gutlass uh
- 4:31Speaker 1: does not even cover it. Really, I use the word gutless,
- 4:33Speaker 1: but yeah, you gotta go deeper than that. This was
- 4:36Speaker 1: like Oregon donor level soft is what this was. I mean, Detroit.
- 4:42Speaker 1: They didn't just lose, you know what they did. They
- 4:44Speaker 1: did a base jump without a parachute is what they did.
- 4:47Speaker 1: That doesn't go so well as we saw in this
- 4:50Speaker 1: particular game. Kate Cuttingham, the former number one overall pick
- 4:55Speaker 1: face of the franchise, Kate Cuttingham here, and he did
- 4:58Speaker 1: not rise to the moment. Oh yeah, being mean, mallor
- 5:01Speaker 1: why are you being mean? I'm just telling you what
- 5:03Speaker 1: I watched. He tripped over the moment Kate cutting him,
- 5:08Speaker 1: and then commandeered the vomit commet. In fact, he loved
- 5:13Speaker 1: the vomit commet so much he sold tickets. Come on down,
- 5:16Speaker 1: you're on the vomit comet. Why not? Why not? My goodness,
- 5:24Speaker 1: it was so bad the team playing didn't just divert
- 5:28Speaker 1: to Panic City. They upgraded the entire team got first
- 5:32Speaker 1: class tickets to Panic City. There and they signed the least.
- 5:36Speaker 1: My god, and he said, well, it was a magic run, wonderful,
- 5:40Speaker 1: great to all that magic carper ride top seeds during
- 5:43Speaker 1: the regular season. Well, the clock definitely did tick tick
- 5:46Speaker 1: tick tick tick towards midnight. And how about Tobias Harris,
- 5:50Speaker 1: who had played way above his skill set for most
- 5:55Speaker 1: of this playoff run for the Pistons, And he turned
- 5:59Speaker 1: back into a YMCA stretched four at the worst possible time.
- 6:04Speaker 1: He turned back into the guy everyone said, why did
- 6:06Speaker 1: he get all that money? Why did Tobias Harris get
- 6:09Speaker 1: paid all the money? He turned into that guy? Yeah. So,
- 6:13Speaker 1: and Cinderella did not just lose the shoe, No, no, no, no.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Detroit crushed Detroit themselves crushed. It wasn't Cleveland crushing a
- 6:21Speaker 1: Detroit crushed it all right. Now, staying with the Pistons,
- 6:25Speaker 1: here says we get some outrageous commentary, and we got
- 6:29Speaker 1: some from JB. Bickerstaff. You might not know who that is,
- 6:33Speaker 1: because why would you know the coach of the Pistons.
- 6:35Speaker 1: I mean, come on, please, anyway, So JB. Bickerstaff is
- 6:39Speaker 1: the head coach. I remember his dad, Bernie, Bernie Bickerstaff.
- 6:43Speaker 1: I believe he's passed away, but Bernie was coaching in
- 6:45Speaker 1: the NBA for a million years, coach the Sonics and
- 6:47Speaker 1: a bunch of other teams. Anyway, the kid, JB. Bickerstaff,
- 6:50Speaker 1: the NEPO baby, the NEPO coach. He was asked about
- 6:55Speaker 1: whether or not this is a disappointment and losing by
- 6:58Speaker 1: thirty plus points at home, hello in a game seven?
- 7:03Speaker 1: Kind of an obvious no brainer answer, low hanging fruit. Well,
- 7:07Speaker 1: it turns out Jay JB. Bickerstaff didn't take the bait.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Take a liss How big of a disappointment.
- 7:13Speaker 3: It's not a disappointment at all. I'm not ever will
- 7:16Speaker 3: I be disappointed. These guys every single day give us
- 7:20Speaker 3: what they got, you know, So it is not a disappointment.
- 7:24Speaker 3: It's a loss, and it's a tough loss. But you
- 7:27Speaker 3: know that adjective will never be used as this.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Group, all right. He wanted to say anything other than positivity,
- 7:35Speaker 1: is unacceptable. That was the rest of it. So the
- 7:38Speaker 1: question coach JB. Bickerstaff, moments after the Piston has lost
- 7:45Speaker 1: Game seven by thirty plus points, said it is not
- 7:49Speaker 1: a disappointment, and he said that they will only accept positivity.
- 7:56Speaker 1: What say you, all right? So I said, capital M
- 8:02Speaker 1: malarkey is what I say. Okay, Detroit, they didn't choke,
- 8:07Speaker 1: as we've laid out here. They never showed up. They
- 8:10Speaker 1: never showed up. They pitdled down their legs in a
- 8:13Speaker 1: game that was plausibly on national TVO, that was on Amazon.
- 8:17Speaker 1: They trailed for ninety nine point nine percent of the game.
- 8:21Speaker 1: They briefly had a three to two lead at the
- 8:23Speaker 1: eleven minute mark of the first quarter of Game seven.
- 8:27Speaker 1: That is not a stat that is a diagnosis. For
- 8:30Speaker 1: those of you a little slow in the back of
- 8:31Speaker 1: the room. This is a civic embarrassment. Listen, I'm not
- 8:34Speaker 1: from Michigan, I'm not from Detroit. I got no skin
- 8:36Speaker 1: in the game. I'm just outside telling you what I see.
- 8:39Speaker 1: And this is pathetic. All right. If you check the GPS,
- 8:42Speaker 1: you know a lot of teams say who's house? You know,
- 8:44Speaker 1: with theme, home court, home field division, Who's house? And
- 8:48Speaker 1: in Detroit. They can yell crap house. Who's house, crap house,
- 8:54Speaker 1: that's the Pistons. And they even supplied the plumbing which
- 8:58Speaker 1: was all backed up with feces in the air everywhere.
- 9:03Speaker 1: There wasn't basketball per se. It was not basketball. It
- 9:08Speaker 1: was public defecation. And they had around twenty thousand witnesses
- 9:12Speaker 1: in downtown detroitworked out, hustled, outplayed, and apparently not disappointed.
- 9:19Speaker 1: That's your Detroit Pistons in a nutshell right there. That's it. JB.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Bickerstaff saying no disappointment is the most disappointing thing of all.
- 9:30Speaker 1: It's like, come on, do you think the fans are morons?
- 9:34Speaker 1: Maybe they are idiots? Are you Piston fans? Your coach
- 9:37Speaker 1: thinks you're morons? Is he right? Is JB. Bickerstaff right?
- 9:43Speaker 1: My god? You know what. Hearing that and listening to
- 9:48Speaker 1: some of the other comments from the Detroit locker room,
- 9:52Speaker 1: this is what scared franchises do, right, They talk about
- 9:56Speaker 1: positivity while they're drowning in po They talk about positivity
- 10:01Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And Bickerstaff sounded scared. That sounded
- 10:07Speaker 1: to me like a man that was scared. He's afraid
- 10:11Speaker 1: to criticize his players. Are the Detroit Pistons that soft
- 10:15Speaker 1: that if the coach just comes out and says, hey,
- 10:17Speaker 1: we sucked at a time we cannot suck, which is
- 10:19Speaker 1: what everyone knows that he's gonna lose the locker room
- 10:22Speaker 1: or they that delicate of the delicate little flowers there,
- 10:25Speaker 1: Kate Cuttingham and the Pistons, they can't be criticized. Come on,
- 10:31Speaker 1: you refuse to publicly acknowledge the snuffleufigus in the room, okay,
- 10:38Speaker 1: and the player gonna normalize as oh I were, nothing's disappointing.
- 10:42Speaker 1: What are you talking about? If I own the team
- 10:45Speaker 1: and my coach after a thirty five point game seven
- 10:48Speaker 1: loss humiliation, came out and said what JB. Bickerstaff said,
- 10:52Speaker 1: he would be fired before the news conference ended. That's it.
- 10:58Speaker 1: I'd goung him off the stage, get out out of
- 11:00Speaker 1: here now. The Pistons have already, from what I understand,
- 11:02Speaker 1: given Bickerstaff an extension, because that's what bad teams do.
- 11:06Speaker 1: They just why not? That's this didn't work, So let's
- 11:10Speaker 1: bring back the guy that's like, no, listen, I understand
- 11:12Speaker 1: coaches in the NBA and do very little. Yet you
- 11:15Speaker 1: got to give me more than that. You got to
- 11:18Speaker 1: give me more than that. And if that does not
- 11:21Speaker 1: qualify for the Pistons as disappointment, I would hate to
- 11:26Speaker 1: see what does qualify as disappointment. You were non competitive,
- 11:30Speaker 1: you gave up, you were down by as many as
- 11:33Speaker 1: thirty five points, a loss by thirty one a home
- 11:35Speaker 1: You showed no fight, no gut, no backbone. That's the Pistons,
- 11:39Speaker 1: That's how they played. I'm just telling you what I
- 11:41Speaker 1: saw and and that's it, and that there's a team
- 11:45Speaker 1: that needs a Joel So when I had a top
- 11:46Speaker 1: seed in the East and all that stuff, keep an
- 11:49Speaker 1: eye out that John Morant chatter. You know, not that
- 11:53Speaker 1: I think John Morant's God's gift to basketball. I did
- 11:56Speaker 1: at one point. But there's a team, shake it up,
- 12:00Speaker 1: make a move, Try to get John Moran somebody like that.
- 12:02Speaker 1: To change the temperature in the room, you gotta change
- 12:05Speaker 1: the temperature in the room. Meanwhile, the last word, we
- 12:07Speaker 1: now go to the coveted big picture, because I know
- 12:12Speaker 1: that you've been dying to know. My take from a
- 12:15Speaker 1: wide angle ends. The NBA's final four is sick. The
- 12:18Speaker 1: last four who will be cutting down the nets after
- 12:22Speaker 1: the NBA Finals. Oh, they don't do that. Okay, fine,
- 12:24Speaker 1: But anyway, you have New York versus Cleveland on the
- 12:28Speaker 1: eastern part of the bracket, and oh Oklahoma, Oh Oklahoma
- 12:34Speaker 1: and San Antonio in the west. One of those teams
- 12:38Speaker 1: will stand alone the pro bouncy ball mountaintop as the
- 12:43Speaker 1: champion of pro basketball. So the question what story lines?
- 12:49Speaker 1: What storylines stand out about the twenty twenty six NBA
- 12:54Speaker 1: Conference Finals. So the conference finals are a buffet of
- 12:59Speaker 1: you got some inspiration off to the right, over here,
- 13:02Speaker 1: the little desperation. You've got delusion, that's all over here.
- 13:06Speaker 1: There's in the middle, there's delusion. And then you've got
- 13:09Speaker 1: over here on the left hand side, you've got television
- 13:13Speaker 1: executives who are clutching stress balls right now. They're holding
- 13:16Speaker 1: the balls, the stress balls. What they're doing here. The
- 13:19Speaker 1: Knickerbockers have not won a title since nineteen seventy three. Okay,
- 13:26Speaker 1: that is not a drought. That is, to use a
- 13:28Speaker 1: term familiar with Oklahoma. That is a dust ball is
- 13:31Speaker 1: what that is. Fifty three years without winning in the
- 13:38Speaker 1: top market supposedly in terms of population in the country.
- 13:43Speaker 1: The Knicks have not won since the era of rotary phones.
- 13:48Speaker 1: What is a rotary phone? And the price of gas
- 13:52Speaker 1: when the Knickerbockers won the championship was thirty nine cents
- 13:56Speaker 1: a gallon. I just filled up here in LA the
- 13:59Speaker 1: other day. It was like five eighty something a gallon.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Thirty nine cents. Of course that's most of that's the
- 14:06Speaker 1: People's Republic of California tax. But thirty nine cents a
- 14:09Speaker 1: gallon for gas. When the Knicks won the championship the
- 14:12Speaker 1: last time, and there were there was no internet, and
- 14:16Speaker 1: there were three channels on television, that's it. That's all.
- 14:20Speaker 1: You got the ABC, CBS, NBC and now I guess PBS.
- 14:24Speaker 1: So nobody watched that, like nobody watches it these days.
- 14:27Speaker 1: So that's where we are. That's where we are. And
- 14:30Speaker 1: what else though? But wait, there's more. Well, you've got
- 14:33Speaker 1: at this point that the Knicks are like a social experiment,
- 14:36Speaker 1: and you'll see how how low can you go, right,
- 14:42Speaker 1: how much hope can one fan base endure before spontaneous
- 14:47Speaker 1: combustion leads in. They're gonna think about the Nicks every year, like, oh,
- 14:50Speaker 1: this our year, we're gonna be good. Oh the next
- 14:52Speaker 1: you're gonna get this year. Anyway, here's the reality the
- 14:55Speaker 1: Knicks are in this scenario, the final four teams of
- 14:58Speaker 1: the avay. The Knicks are a life. On the other side,
- 15:01Speaker 1: you've got the Enigma Bowl. Okay, you've got Carl Anthony
- 15:05Speaker 1: Towns versus James Harden. Carl Anthony Towns versus James Harden,
- 15:10Speaker 1: and Kat still carries that even though he's payed well
- 15:14Speaker 1: in the playoffs, he carries that Marshmallow vibe with him.
- 15:18Speaker 1: You've got that. And then you've got James Harden, who
- 15:22Speaker 1: one of those guys gonna make the finals. If James
- 15:25Speaker 1: Harden makes the finals, that effectively breaks the social media
- 15:29Speaker 1: world and I think basketball Twitter will have to just die.
- 15:33Speaker 1: That'll be it. And either way, though, someone is going
- 15:37Speaker 1: to get the redemption arc that we do not want.
- 15:39Speaker 1: It is going to happen. Then you got Spider Mitchell,
- 15:42Speaker 1: Donovan Mitchell, who grew up in the shadow of Madison
- 15:47Speaker 1: Square Garden in the New York area there and now
- 15:50Speaker 1: he can evict the Knicks from championship dreams and all that,
- 15:55Speaker 1: and then that, and so he's the hometown kid who's
- 15:58Speaker 1: playing the role of the neighbor burglar. You've got out West,
- 16:02Speaker 1: you got Wemby versus SGA, that's the match up there,
- 16:06Speaker 1: and the Parisian prodigy versus what the what they call
- 16:10Speaker 1: me the Maple Mamba. I don't know it seems gonna be,
- 16:14Speaker 1: but you know, a former Clipper, of course. And then
- 16:16Speaker 1: you got Wemby, who's out there looking like he's built
- 16:20Speaker 1: in a lab somewhere, some kind of weird basketball lab
- 16:23Speaker 1: in France with French philosophers, or possibly just a draft
- 16:29Speaker 1: that learned to dribble by studying jazz. It's also possible
- 16:33Speaker 1: he still looks like a draft. Meanwhile, you got the
- 16:35Speaker 1: the SGA clipper, former clipper there, the debonair superstar who
- 16:40Speaker 1: just won another MVP award, reigning champion, trying to add
- 16:43Speaker 1: to his jewelry collection and all that stuff. And if
- 16:46Speaker 1: you look though at the tail of the tape, it's
- 16:49Speaker 1: very important to tail of tape here, and you look around.
- 16:52Speaker 1: A finals without the Knicks. If Cleveland ends up winning
- 16:58Speaker 1: a finals without the Knicks is a eatings apocalypse. Now,
- 17:00Speaker 1: I don't work in television, I don't work for the NBA.
- 17:03Speaker 1: It's not my problem. And I will talk about the finals.
- 17:06Speaker 1: I don't care who's in it, and it's part of
- 17:08Speaker 1: the job, however, doesn't mean I'm gonna be all gung
- 17:11Speaker 1: ho and this is looking really dangerous. If the Knicks
- 17:14Speaker 1: aret in, you're gonna have either Cleveland versus San Antonio. Gain.
- 17:18Speaker 1: That's not a finals, that's a rerun from twenty seven
- 17:23Speaker 1: that nobody asked for. So you got that. Cleveland is
- 17:27Speaker 1: the seventeenth largest market media market in the country and
- 17:32Speaker 1: although without Lebron, it feels like they're one hundred and
- 17:35Speaker 1: seventeenth in terms of impact. And it's weird watching the
- 17:39Speaker 1: cast because they had a good team this year. It's
- 17:42Speaker 1: just those uniforms. It should have gone back to the
- 17:44Speaker 1: old school uniform Those are like the Lebron uniforms, like
- 17:47Speaker 1: you're waiting for Lebron to run out. He even run out.
- 17:49Speaker 1: San Antonio is the thirty seventh biggest media market in
- 17:53Speaker 1: terms of Marcus size. But first and please please don't
- 17:57Speaker 1: make the finals energy, So you got that, and then okay,
- 18:01Speaker 1: see the reigning champions there market number forty five, which
- 18:04Speaker 1: in terms of television is like having a TV station
- 18:08Speaker 1: in a ghost town in terms of national appeal, so
- 18:11Speaker 1: that's what you got. The Knicks are the only thing,
- 18:15Speaker 1: the only thing keeping the NBA Finals from becoming a
- 18:18Speaker 1: regional broadcast and yikes, yikes, yikes, hikes ya and Mike Brown.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I mean, I none even thinks of Mike Brown's that
- 18:27Speaker 1: good a coach. But here we are. The league spent
- 18:31Speaker 1: several decades, several decades building global ambassadors to the sport,
- 18:37Speaker 1: and they very well could end up here with the
- 18:40Speaker 1: finals watched exclusively in airport bars, which shows you how
- 18:43Speaker 1: little impact SGA and Wemby have made in terms of
- 18:46Speaker 1: being must see TV. They're just not not that despite
- 18:50Speaker 1: the success on the court.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
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- 19:00Speaker 1: Aip Hey, it's Ben, host of The Fifth Hour with
- 19:03Speaker 1: Ben Maller. Would mean a lot to have you join
- 19:05Speaker 1: us on our weekly auditory journey. You're asking, what in
- 19:08Speaker 1: God's name is the Fifth Hour? I'll tell you it's
- 19:11Speaker 1: a spin off of The Ben Maler Show, a cult
- 19:13Speaker 1: hit overnights on FSR. Why should you listen? Picture if
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- 19:22Speaker 1: amazing facts about human nature and more. Listen to the
- 19:25Speaker 1: fifth Hour with Ben Maller or the iHeartRadio app, Apple
- 19:28Speaker 1: Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Well, we're back
- 19:31Speaker 1: at it. The NBA down to the final four. Perfect
- 19:34Speaker 1: time for us to talk about something out of Pittsburg, PA.
- 19:38Speaker 1: That is where our lead is the confluence where they
- 19:41Speaker 1: give birth to the Ohio River. Right there, the Alleghany
- 19:44Speaker 1: and the Mahangahila have a baby and they spit out
- 19:47Speaker 1: the Ohio River. And we had a breakthrough. The long
- 19:51Speaker 1: standoff ended over the weekend. Did you see this at all?
- 19:55Speaker 1: We're paying attention. Were you watching the golf and the
- 19:58Speaker 1: other stuff that was going on, you weren't paying attention.
- 20:00Speaker 1: A bad job by you. Came to a rather quiet end,
- 20:04Speaker 1: not a lot of fanfare, not in any bells and whistles,
- 20:07Speaker 1: and nobody was playing the tuba aeron. Rogers has decided
- 20:18Speaker 1: to play football. Oh, I can't believe it. Rogers agreed
- 20:21Speaker 1: to a one year deal with Petsberg Steelers worth up
- 20:26Speaker 1: to that's weasel terminology, up to twenty five million. Over
- 20:31Speaker 1: the weekend. Wow, helllllujah, helllllujah. So Rogers signs our long
- 20:38Speaker 1: national nightmare has come to an end for another year,
- 20:42Speaker 1: and the tabernacle of Rogers Aaron Rodgers continues. Here we
- 20:47Speaker 1: are told the deal is expected to include a base salary.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I love this between twenty two and twenty three million,
- 20:54Speaker 1: and a couple of million tossed on top to suiteten
- 20:57Speaker 1: the deal in the form of incentives. Well that's pretty good.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Minimum wage twenty two to twenty three million. Dallas Rodgers
- 21:05Speaker 1: is reunited, and it feels so good with the rotun
- 21:09Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy. They were together for thirteen years, most agree,
- 21:14Speaker 1: chronically underachieving, with the green Bay Packers only winning one
- 21:17Speaker 1: championship despite having teams that when you're the top of
- 21:20Speaker 1: the NFC pretty much every year Rogers played in green Bay,
- 21:23Speaker 1: but only one breakthrough season. So that is a good
- 21:27Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question what is
- 21:31Speaker 1: the word? I love words, So what is the word
- 21:33Speaker 1: for the Steelers? Finally coming to terms with Aaron Rodgers
- 21:37Speaker 1: over the weekend, the Saturday News dumps. So I've got
- 21:41Speaker 1: my observations. I got Thermostat artistry and Thousand Island dressing,
- 21:48Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 21:50Speaker 1: as our friend Andrea in Berkeley likes to say, we
- 21:54Speaker 1: will thank our lucky stars, is what we're going to do.
- 21:57Speaker 1: So number one, one, one one, all right, they got
- 22:03Speaker 1: the deal. Sure, the deal is dunskies. However, my word
- 22:09Speaker 1: is bitter sweet. That is my word. My word is
- 22:13Speaker 1: bitter sweet. And here's why it's bittersweet. Because Aaron Rodgers
- 22:18Speaker 1: has the Steelers by the balls. He does, He controls
- 22:22Speaker 1: the thermostat the playlist, the entire mojo of the franchise.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Rogers is in control. This is the NFL's version of
- 22:31Speaker 1: getting back together with your ex because the rent is
- 22:36Speaker 1: due and you don't have enough money to pay the
- 22:39Speaker 1: rent yourself, So let's get back together. Why not? What
- 22:41Speaker 1: do you say? That's where we are. The Steelers had
- 22:43Speaker 1: no other options. They purposely went down the store. Now,
- 22:47Speaker 1: my theory all along was that Rogers just didn't want
- 22:49Speaker 1: to be hassled to have to attend team functions and
- 22:52Speaker 1: things like that, so he just sat around. The season
- 22:55Speaker 1: ended in January for the Steelers, and he sat around
- 22:59Speaker 1: in February, March, April. Now here we are in mid May,
- 23:03Speaker 1: and Rogers has apparently agreed to sign the contract. Neither
- 23:08Speaker 1: side really had any options, any real options.
- 23:11Speaker 2: This was it.
- 23:12Speaker 1: So Rogers held the franchise hostage with what a shrug,
- 23:17Speaker 1: A shoulder shrug from Aaron Rodgers pretty much. So it
- 23:22Speaker 1: wasn't so much a negotiation. I think that's the right
- 23:25Speaker 1: word for this negotiation. I think that's it. This was
- 23:27Speaker 1: the Steelers sitting in the lobby waiting for Aaron Rodgers
- 23:31Speaker 1: to finish as ayahuasca infused vision quest and he just
- 23:36Speaker 1: sat there. They had some of that lemon water, a
- 23:40Speaker 1: little strawberry water, and they sat in the lobby and
- 23:43Speaker 1: they were just sipping their water waiting for Rogers to
- 23:45Speaker 1: get done. And that's it. And now Rodgers has done
- 23:48Speaker 1: so here we are. They also inherit the drama they continue,
- 23:52Speaker 1: which is fine for me. Now I don't work for
- 23:55Speaker 1: the Steelers. It's good as a talk show host, it's good.
- 23:58Speaker 1: So you get all that. You get the darkness retreats,
- 24:00Speaker 1: you get the podcast appearances with the Joe Rogan, all
- 24:04Speaker 1: that stuff. Rogers, now he negotiated this contract. If you
- 24:07Speaker 1: want to call a negotiation, like a man who enjoys
- 24:10Speaker 1: watching the other side sweat a little bit, just make
- 24:13Speaker 1: him sweat a little bit, just a little bit. That's it,
- 24:16Speaker 1: and the Steelers picking up again into the the Aaron
- 24:21Speaker 1: Rodgers timeline. They get his mood swings and his moon cycles.
- 24:28Speaker 1: And I'm sure Andrea will pop up here at some
- 24:30Speaker 1: point this hour and give us what moon cycle Aaron
- 24:33Speaker 1: Rodgers is on. And it's all in the stars. It's
- 24:38Speaker 1: some kind of cosmic event as to why he chose
- 24:42Speaker 1: to sign with the Steelers over the weekend. Now, keeping
- 24:45Speaker 1: the hour of Rogers going, it's the Mister Rogers neighborhood Hour,
- 24:49Speaker 1: at least here at the start. So the other question
- 24:52Speaker 1: I had is how much does Aaron Rodgers have left
- 24:55Speaker 1: in the tank for the Steelers? Waited a round for
- 24:59Speaker 1: this guy. Didn't pursue the video gamer Kyler Murray who
- 25:05Speaker 1: took his joystick to Minnesota. He didn't try to get him.
- 25:09Speaker 1: He didn't attempt to trade in the draft to acquire
- 25:12Speaker 1: a quarterback. And there were other questionable quarterbacks that change
- 25:17Speaker 1: teams and you didn't have any interest in them. You
- 25:19Speaker 1: had tunnel vision, tunnel vision in Pittsburgh for Aaron Rodgers.
- 25:24Speaker 1: So how much does Rogers have left? So we turned
- 25:27Speaker 1: to Bennie's big board. Not a list for Terry and
- 25:30Speaker 1: England Bennie's Big Board of NFL Quarterbacks and the soundtrack
- 25:35Speaker 1: for Aaron Rodgers. The soundtrack for Aaron Rodgers here is
- 25:40Speaker 1: a Begi's classic Man in the Middle, because if you
- 25:43Speaker 1: look at Bennie's Big Board, Rogers is right in the middle.
- 25:46Speaker 1: He's stuck between washed and worshiped, with a heavy lean
- 25:50Speaker 1: towards washed. At this particular point, somewhere between the Hall
- 25:53Speaker 1: of Fame myth and he is going to the Hall
- 25:57Speaker 1: of Fame. But the mythology of that he's going hall
- 26:00Speaker 1: of fame based on his body of work with the
- 26:01Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers and the fact that he ran out
- 26:04Speaker 1: to the field with the Jets holding the flag and
- 26:06Speaker 1: that was the highlight of his Jets' career on nine
- 26:09Speaker 1: to eleven and then proceeded to get hurt right away.
- 26:11Speaker 1: But the mythology of that and the reality of the
- 26:15Speaker 1: fact that he is now currently running Aaron Rodgers on
- 26:18Speaker 1: the fumes of unleaded gasoline, that's where we are. That's
- 26:23Speaker 1: where we are with Aaron Rodgers at this particular point.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Rodgers is not totally cooked. I'm not going to sit
- 26:27Speaker 1: here and tell you he is. He's not. That would
- 26:28Speaker 1: be a bad take. Rogers is not fully cooked. He's
- 26:32Speaker 1: not He's just water temperature dependent, and the temperature is lukewarm,
- 26:38Speaker 1: luke warm. Aaron Rodgers. The Steelers are betting what they're
- 26:43Speaker 1: betting that a couple of sparks means there's still some
- 26:48Speaker 1: firecrackers in. There's some fireworks in Aaron Rodgers game plane. Now,
- 26:52Speaker 1: the raw numbers say that Aaron Rodgers was the sixteenth
- 26:57Speaker 1: ranked quarterback last season. However, even that comes with a
- 27:04Speaker 1: giant cheating a hole size asterisk the size of Western Pennsylvania.
- 27:11Speaker 1: It does. A chunk of the production for Rogers last
- 27:15Speaker 1: year came in the form of statback and I ripped
- 27:20Speaker 1: dak Prescott all the time, the Bandito Dakoda Prescott. I
- 27:24Speaker 1: gotta be fair here, Aaron Rodgers. If you didn't pay
- 27:27Speaker 1: attention last year, a lot of his damage was done
- 27:30Speaker 1: when the game was over, whether it was ahead or behind,
- 27:34Speaker 1: mostly behind for the Steelers last year. In fact, I
- 27:36Speaker 1: went back. I looked at the numbers. Rogers' stat padding mode.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Fourteen percent of his passing yards, so almost fifteen percent
- 27:44Speaker 1: came when the Steelers were down by multiple scores, and
- 27:48Speaker 1: over twenty percent of his passing touchdowns came when the
- 27:52Speaker 1: game was lopsided, whether the game was decided in favor
- 27:54Speaker 1: of Pittsburgh or behind just over twenty percent. Now, how
- 27:58Speaker 1: do you decode that? I'll tell you how to do
- 28:00Speaker 1: coded if you need garbage time artistry, an artisan of
- 28:06Speaker 1: the garbage, if that's what you need. Aaron Rodgers Picasso.
- 28:13Speaker 1: He's Picasso. He is well last year, he's Picasso. Now
- 28:18Speaker 1: give him some leftover lettuce. That's a little the spaghetti
- 28:22Speaker 1: he's been laying around for a couple of days. He
- 28:24Speaker 1: threw it out, and he'll make some art out of that.
- 28:27Speaker 1: He will, but it's obviously not anywhere near an MVP
- 28:31Speaker 1: level player. This Steelers are getting. This is the hipster
- 28:35Speaker 1: podcast version, slower, more thoughtful, occasionally interesting, but you're mostly
- 28:44Speaker 1: hanging around for nostalgia and the brand name. It's a
- 28:49Speaker 1: good brand name that you got there, solid brand name.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Way to go. Now. You wonder when Rogers is it
- 28:56Speaker 1: reintroduced as the Steelers quarterback. You think his wife's gonna
- 28:59Speaker 1: show up to that. You think we'll see his wife, Theresa,
- 29:02Speaker 1: here's my wife. If she encouraged me to come play
- 29:04Speaker 1: football again. She can't really stop him from playing football
- 29:08Speaker 1: because I don't think she exists, so you know anyway,
- 29:11Speaker 1: final point, So continuing the Rogers express ray, we are
- 29:16Speaker 1: going down the Aaron Rodgers express ray. So the other
- 29:20Speaker 1: question here to put the ball on this? What is
- 29:23Speaker 1: the projection for the Pittsburg Steelers of twenty twenty six?
- 29:28Speaker 1: Now that Aaron Rodgers has emerged from the darkness and
- 29:31Speaker 1: back on to the gridiron for another season in his
- 29:35Speaker 1: early forties, he's back to do it again. So heading
- 29:40Speaker 1: into his age what will be his age forty three
- 29:43Speaker 1: season before the playoffs playoffs, Rogers turns forty three, Rogers
- 29:48Speaker 1: is at this point he is Iceberg Lettuce. Aaron Rodgers
- 29:52Speaker 1: is Iceberg lettuce. What does that mean? A cold, bland
- 29:57Speaker 1: and useful of everything around? Everything around is seasoned perfectly.
- 30:03Speaker 1: And people say, oh, I like salad. I always love
- 30:05Speaker 1: when I see people eating salad. I don't eat salad.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Me and al Michaels and Pokin de Coua on a
- 30:09Speaker 1: no vegetable diet other than garlic. I give an exemption
- 30:12Speaker 1: to garlic. But I go out to restaurants, I don't
- 30:14Speaker 1: go off. I don't go out to the restaurants much anymore.
- 30:16Speaker 1: When I go out to eat. I see people eating salad.
- 30:18Speaker 1: I laugh because it's not really salad. It's a chicken
- 30:21Speaker 1: salad with a lot of delicious dressing. And they put
- 30:25Speaker 1: the toppings on there, you know, beef or whatever it
- 30:28Speaker 1: is on there. So you know what I mean. The salad,
- 30:31Speaker 1: it's called the seals, a great marketing gimmick to salad
- 30:34Speaker 1: bull crap, Like if you just want to really eat salad,
- 30:37Speaker 1: just to eat some lettuce. Nobody does that. Why because
- 30:40Speaker 1: it's disgusting. So and that's the way I look at Roger.
- 30:44Speaker 1: He's iceberg lets. So for this to work, the Steelers
- 30:48Speaker 1: are gonna have a lot of pepper. They're gonna have
- 30:50Speaker 1: to add some croutons on top, some onions, some kind
- 30:53Speaker 1: of meat heavy pore of Thousand Islands dressing on top
- 30:56Speaker 1: of the iceberg lettuce there, just to make it palatable. Now,
- 31:00Speaker 1: if all that happens right, you know, then you got
- 31:03Speaker 1: something right. The defense, the special teams, it's you know,
- 31:06Speaker 1: we'll get to say, but it's like a Dick and
- 31:08Speaker 1: Dayton take.
- 31:09Speaker 2: You know.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton famously told he calls up years ago
- 31:12Speaker 1: about the Cleveland Indians, the old baseball team that the
- 31:15Speaker 1: Wolkeser's got rid of and they said, what do the
- 31:18Speaker 1: Indians need to do, Dick to turn things around? Well,
- 31:20Speaker 1: they got to pitch, they got to hit, you know,
- 31:21Speaker 1: play defense, and as essentially the Steelers. The same argument,
- 31:24Speaker 1: the Dick and Dayton argument is well, the Steelers, they
- 31:26Speaker 1: need to play defense, and they need a good running
- 31:29Speaker 1: game and special teams, and then Rogers will be fine.
- 31:32Speaker 1: He's an aging rock rock and roll guy that can
- 31:37Speaker 1: still occasionally hit the high note, but only after three
- 31:42Speaker 1: throat lozenges and a couple of prayers, a couple of
- 31:44Speaker 1: Hail Mary's, and then you're okay. But if you look
- 31:48Speaker 1: at the mat in twenty twenty five, over sixty percent
- 31:52Speaker 1: of the time you got either one touchdown or zero
- 31:56Speaker 1: touchdowns in games started by Aaron Rodgers. So it was
- 31:58Speaker 1: this sixty two percent of the games Rogers either had
- 32:01Speaker 1: won or no touchdowns for Pittsburgh. And Rodgers is a
- 32:05Speaker 1: at this point, he is a jag, of course, not
- 32:07Speaker 1: a Jacksonville jag, just a guy who used to be
- 32:12Speaker 1: a TG the guy, but now he's just a guy
- 32:16Speaker 1: instead of the guy. And every few weeks he'll take
- 32:20Speaker 1: a spin in the DeLorean. Aaron Rodgers will get to DeLorean,
- 32:23Speaker 1: he'll crank it up to eighty eight miles per hour,
- 32:26Speaker 1: and the rest of the time he's stuck in neutral
- 32:29Speaker 1: on the Parkway East there in Pittsburgh. He's like, I understand,
- 32:32Speaker 1: I can't get I cannot get this thing up to
- 32:34Speaker 1: the proper speed. And it turns out that even Rogers,
- 32:39Speaker 1: that flux capacitor needs load management. So tough break there
- 32:44Speaker 1: for the Steelers and Aaron Rodgers. The Steelers they're not
- 32:47Speaker 1: continuous there about where they were. We're gonna find out
- 32:51Speaker 1: how much of whatever this was the last twenty years
- 32:55Speaker 1: was Mike Tomlin and his coaching and how much of
- 32:58Speaker 1: this was just the the roster and the talent because
- 33:02Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy is I know, Spacoli gets upset when I says,
- 33:08Speaker 1: but McCarthy, I'll say, anyway, is not as good a
- 33:12Speaker 1: coach as Mike tom I would rather have Mike Tomlin
- 33:15Speaker 1: than Mike McCarthy. Yet, you know, we'll find out this
- 33:19Speaker 1: is McCarthy just is it the doppel ganger? Is he
- 33:21Speaker 1: the same guy? They're going to be the same Steeler
- 33:23Speaker 1: team Where there they're going to be at nine and
- 33:25Speaker 1: eight and right there and hanging around just waiting for
- 33:29Speaker 1: Joe Burrow to get hurt again, and you know, Lamar
- 33:32Speaker 1: Jackson to continue to stink like he did last year.
- 33:35Speaker 1: And so there you go.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 33:38Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 33:43Speaker 1: It's Mallard. How about that? To the third degree. This
- 33:48Speaker 1: is n battling flu like symptoms.
- 33:52Speaker 4: Coobo and Dion Sanders talked about why his son should
- 33:57Speaker 4: dour In Di an entire agent, and he said, well,
- 34:00Speaker 4: you're projected to go what first or second?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Right?
- 34:02Speaker 4: Why give somebody four or five percent or whatever it
- 34:06Speaker 4: is that they get. Now, Ben, do you think not
- 34:08Speaker 4: having an agent attributed to his free fall? Ah?
- 34:13Speaker 1: No, not that alone. Agents do help because they leak
- 34:16Speaker 1: your look like there's a lot of guys in ESPN
- 34:18Speaker 1: and whatnot and Fox that get have the same agents
- 34:20Speaker 1: and they just repeat the same talking points, and that
- 34:23Speaker 1: does help out a little bit. It's part of the problem.
- 34:26Speaker 1: It's not the only problem. There were other issues there.
- 34:29Speaker 4: Next Anthony Richardson, it looks like he's gonna be staying
- 34:34Speaker 4: with the Colts. He said, the culture is still giving
- 34:36Speaker 4: me a chance to go out there and work, work
- 34:38Speaker 4: hard and potentially get on the field.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Do you think he'll get on the field. No, of
- 34:43Speaker 1: course not everything. We go terribly rolling for the Colts.
- 34:46Speaker 1: If Anthony Richards sits in, if he gets on the field,
- 34:48Speaker 1: it's not over yet, Coop, It's not over yet. He
- 34:51Speaker 1: can still get released.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Next, they're bringing real grass into at and T Stadium
- 34:56Speaker 4: or Dallas Stadium as they're gonna call it for World Cup.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Lamb wants it for the real games, the NFL games.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:03Speaker 4: Do you think that'll ever happen for them?
- 35:05Speaker 1: Yes, if Ceedee Lamb pays for it, Coop, Yeah, Jery,
- 35:08Speaker 1: Joe's I gotta pay for if he pays for it, Yes,
- 35:10Speaker 1: how do we know you pass the win? I won?
- 35:12Speaker 1: The guy I won.
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- 36:01Speaker 1: the air. When you hear my voice, Hello, Line one.
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- 36:07Speaker 1: back from the aisle, just make sure you don't miss
- 36:10Speaker 1: your bubblehead night. Yeah, very important. He made your but
- 36:13Speaker 1: he did. He pitched his snell in his bottle that Hello.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Line two, you're on the airline two. Yeah, morning time eight,
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- 36:20Speaker 4: That's when you're under pressure.
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- 36:24Speaker 1: you're on the airline free advice of the Pistons. Line three, Hey, Ben,
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- 37:02Speaker 1: Line six. Line six is not paying attention. We'll go
- 37:06Speaker 1: over to line one. Advice of the Pistons. It's the
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- 37:12Speaker 1: and some of us wish we were deaf so we
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- 37:18Speaker 1: two you're on the airline too.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Hello.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have played Kevin Heurder and bring back
- 37:24Speaker 1: out ah one more coop. Hurry up? Line three, you
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