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Drunk Dial Lounge BUT we go TOTALLY SIDEWAYS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We got what's called the drunk down Line. You call
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  Speaker 1: six h two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. You
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  Speaker 1: could leave us a voicemail. You can also download the
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  Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio up and tap on the microphone and leave
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  Speaker 1: us what's called a talkback.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's a couple. Hey John dan Rich, it's my
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  Speaker 2: daughter's twenty.
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  Speaker 3: First birthday, and we're leaving a voicemail.
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  Speaker 4: So we are just seem cute calling him, just saying
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  Speaker 4: hi and that we love you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I've been kisses by.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Hey, Michelle and Raleigh spiders.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, husband calls me downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: We have a two story house.
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  Speaker 4: The bottom parts open.
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  Speaker 2: He tells me.
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  Speaker 5: Look up at the.
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  Speaker 2: Bottom of the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: I look up, and y'all, this fighter could have covered
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  Speaker 3: my face.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, it was huge. I don't know what I could
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  Speaker 2: do was stand down and go.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all have a good day. No closure on that we
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  Speaker 2: need closure is probably stop. Yeah, man, spiders are really scary.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: There was that we were My wife and I were
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  Speaker 1: in the hot tub and the bee was flying by
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  Speaker 1: her and she and I go, hey, there's a bee
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  Speaker 1: by you, And she was like, I'll break down, and
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  Speaker 1: then she threw water on it and it landed on
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  Speaker 1: the thing. I go, oh, we gotta you, gotta let
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  Speaker 1: it go. I've heard how important bees are. And then
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  Speaker 1: she goes, shoot and she pushes it into the pool
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  Speaker 1: and she goes, well, now it's got to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to swim, she says. I'm like, and I'm like, ba,
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  Speaker 1: we got to save that bee. So I freaking jump
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  Speaker 1: in the pool with a leaf. Yeah, be on a
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  Speaker 1: leaf and like tready water take you to the edge.
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  Speaker 2: And I also got to make sure it doesn't bite me.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, sting me.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna swim over and I put it down
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  Speaker 1: and then it like, I wait, blow on it, and
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  Speaker 1: then it takes off and it flew off.
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  Speaker 2: That bee doesn't feel like a blast furnace on the
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  Speaker 2: the knows I saved this light. I know how important
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  Speaker 2: it is. Well, I know it's see in our house.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever you save a bee in the pool, now you
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  Speaker 4: have good bee karma. So the next time you're a
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  Speaker 4: round bees, they won't sting you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: I always heard that like if a bee dies, you
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  Speaker 1: kill a bee, that it like lets.
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  Speaker 4: Out in aroma and then it tells like it's be
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  Speaker 4: brothers and sisters to come and mess you up.
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  Speaker 1: There's a there's a thing about bees, how extremely important
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  Speaker 1: they are, more than ever. In fact, my friend Greg
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  Speaker 1: is uh, baby Mama is a like a very very
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  Speaker 1: well known professor at a su that studies that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really there's something like big time goal. How true
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  Speaker 2: this is?
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  Speaker 4: But I saw something on Instagram, so, like I said,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how true it is. But in Australia
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  Speaker 4: they're actually studying b venom as a form of like
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  Speaker 4: cancer treatment for breast cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Well that makes sense because they've studied scorpion venom for that.
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  Speaker 2: Save the bees, Save the bees. I wonder what if
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  Speaker 2: just for fun, guys, I call Greg. Yeah, I talked
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  Speaker 2: to him about his baby Mama, Gregory, Greg, I'll take
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  Speaker 2: for you. I think bees are precious wasps though the
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  Speaker 2: a holes up the bug they're kind of they're kind
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  Speaker 2: of rude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, is un believe.
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  Speaker 2: Nine you think it'll work? Because it don't. It won't work. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: this is Greg Batterson.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, mister call Please give the master to tell including.
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  Speaker 2: My phone who died. I'm trying to call you on
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  Speaker 2: the air. Can you pick up I'm trying to call
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  Speaker 2: you on my in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody who died, but like, what if somebody actually died?
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  Speaker 2: That would be pretty sad. I'd rather Hello. Does he
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  Speaker 2: have that block where you have.
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  Speaker 1: Like a known numbers?
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  Speaker 5: Call you?
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  Speaker 4: How do you not call him? Girt?
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  Speaker 2: Nice? Nice? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: I was just talking about how long story short, But
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  Speaker 1: I saved the bee that was in our pool because
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  Speaker 1: I heard bees are really important and that I remember.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that I believe and for lack of a
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  Speaker 1: better phrase, your baby mama is a big week. Is
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  Speaker 1: a big week in the bee world. Am I right?
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  Speaker 2: A bee lead? Can you explain it? What she does?
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  Speaker 3: So she is a brilliant mathematician and a scientist. She
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  Speaker 3: has a PhD in applied mathematics, and she's using all
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  Speaker 3: of that knowledge to try and stop b colony collapse,
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  Speaker 3: which means that the large colonies of bees where you're
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  Speaker 3: critical to everything we eat in the world.
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  Speaker 5: Sixty percent of the food.
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  Speaker 3: We eat requires polonization, and these big bee colonies are
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  Speaker 3: collapsing and they're trying to find out why and how
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  Speaker 3: to keep the bees from bleeding the earth.
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  Speaker 2: See, so please tell your baby mama you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: What about that few weeks ago that like had a
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  Speaker 1: million bees in the South.
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  Speaker 2: That turned over and all the bees just got released.
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  Speaker 2: Do you hear about that?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds good though, So.
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  Speaker 2: Please tell your baby mama You're welcome to be here.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 5: So this is this is the point of interest for
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  Speaker 5: you guys, the colonies and how pees are helpful.
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  Speaker 1: I just was telling this story about how I saved
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  Speaker 1: the bee, and then I was as I was telling,
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  Speaker 1: I remember that you were somehow be related.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to call a different bee story,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not sure it's appropriate for the you know,
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  Speaker 3: radio audience. Remember when a was in the pool and
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  Speaker 3: you were screaming about a bee on the French the
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  Speaker 3: French exchange student no afraid of bees and allergic to
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  Speaker 3: be kind of like you know, she had her top
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  Speaker 3: off on the back but still covered.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I don't I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember. But that's a great story.
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  Speaker 5: This is complete. Yes you do remember. That was a
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  Speaker 5: great day.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I said, there's a b and then she stood up
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  Speaker 1: and and she.
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  Speaker 5: Like freaked out and jumped up and then we're just
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  Speaker 5: both giggling.
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  Speaker 2: Is this tenth grade or younger? Older?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think it was like seventh or eighth grade.
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  Speaker 2: That's good stuff. Where's Oje? Now?
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea we should reach out.
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  Speaker 2: Is she Joe? That would be great. No, I swear
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  Speaker 2: on my life, I don't remember an. I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I swear. Wow, I know, brother, I'll talk to you later.
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  Speaker 2: I remember so many name I don't remember. I remember
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  Speaker 2: what she talking about.
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  Speaker 1: He does that a lot. He has this like history
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  Speaker 1: where he brings up like I think he was with
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  Speaker 1: other people.
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  Speaker 2: Got a good memory. Maybe I think you're starting to
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  Speaker 2: forget things like I would remember that. I thought I
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  Speaker 2: would remember a guy whipping up right by you. Though.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would remember like being a teenager and
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  Speaker 1: seeing breast for the first time.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Well, they said it was
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  Speaker 2: your first time.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say it was the first time, or we're
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  Speaker 1: seeing breast as a teenager, I would remember. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that. The only breast I can remember seeing as
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  Speaker 1: a teenager. Just let you know was my anno seat.
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  Speaker 1: I walked in on her and she had her top
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  Speaker 1: off and I was mortified. Yeah, see this is what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with your brain as you remember that, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: That's why, that's why you need to have your brain
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  Speaker 2: steady to get it.
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  Speaker 1: I swear on my life, I don't remember that story
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't know where he was going with the
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  Speaker 1: TIL was like, my god, on my rolodex and re membories,
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  Speaker 1: like what's the talking about. There's lots of other things
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  Speaker 1: that have happened. They were horrible that he could have said,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't. Anyway, good talk, that's the drunk down line.