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Early Worm | Son of a Boy Dad #305 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: terms apply. I just woke up early, went to the gym.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why because now I'm just exhausted.
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  Speaker 5: I love that for you? Why because you just feel
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  Speaker 5: like shit, you're crushing it, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Not really, I genuinely don't understand why I do. Why
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  Speaker 4: I would ever think that's a good idea for me,
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  Speaker 4: Like I have to have spots night, So it's like,
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  Speaker 4: now I'm not gonna be up for thirty hours or
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  Speaker 4: however many hours.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know that this is literally zero single day?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's your pro Like that's because you live
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  Speaker 4: like that. There's zero reasoning for me to be waking
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  Speaker 4: up are you a second?
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  Speaker 5: Do you have the DNA of like a sloth?
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  Speaker 4: No, but there's no point of me waking up at
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  Speaker 4: seven am and going to bed at two am.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I don't go to bed like that.
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  Speaker 4: There's no reason for that. Well, and there's also really
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  Speaker 4: no reason I don't have to be wake at seven am.
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  Speaker 4: You should be nothing happening in my life at seven am.
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  Speaker 5: I would cut back on the back end. I would
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  Speaker 5: go to bed earlier and keep waking.
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  Speaker 4: Up or yeah, but I did that last night and
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  Speaker 4: then this morning I was like, I don't know why
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  Speaker 4: I did that. Now I know today it's gonna suck.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna go home after this and
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  Speaker 4: then I'm just gonna sit for like nine hours.
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  Speaker 5: Joe Rogan would tell you, you know that today's not gonna suck.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not Joe Rogan because of the way I don't
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  Speaker 4: know Joe Rogan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he could say that you don't know him yet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know him at all.
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  Speaker 1: Joke, I'm on it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's put it this way. When you get on Rogan
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  Speaker 5: and he schedules the podcast for ten am, yeah, are
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  Speaker 5: you gonna walk in and say, hey, Joe this fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 4: No, but ten am is not even like bad. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying there's there's Like I genuinely don't think there's
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  Speaker 4: an actual reason for me to wake up, Joe.
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  Speaker 5: I just want you to know you're not gonna get
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  Speaker 5: my best today because I woke up and I worked
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  Speaker 5: out this morning and I don't know why the fuck
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  Speaker 5: I did.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why I work out at all. Like
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  Speaker 4: it makes me. It consistently makes me feel worse always.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't energize you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I will say, like six hours after I go
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  Speaker 4: to the gym, I'm like, all right, that was that
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  Speaker 4: was worth it? Like I feel better now, but like
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  Speaker 4: it genuinely like it takes like right now, dog shit, it.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't feel great as soon as you're done. No to
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh I did the hard thing today. No,
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  Speaker 1: I did my hard thing.
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  Speaker 4: Like walking home in slow motion from the gym. Every
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  Speaker 4: time I lift one of my legs, it feels like
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  Speaker 4: the weight of the world is attached to it.
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  Speaker 5: You might want to do a different type of exercise.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what it would be.
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  Speaker 4: I just got to drink more water. To be honest,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you need to lift so much.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe if you started doing did you see him
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  Speaker 5: do that stretch thing on round dot com this morning?
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  Speaker 1: No pigeon post.
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  Speaker 5: Really, if you got into yoga and you just became
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  Speaker 5: bendy pliable, zen, dude, I wonder what that would do
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  Speaker 5: for you.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing. What if you like to lift weights though, I
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  Speaker 4: don't like.
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  Speaker 1: To know if you got really happy in your stand
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  Speaker 1: up just started sucking? Ass I am happy miserable then
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  Speaker 1: happy like that kind I know I'm not saying you're miserable,
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  Speaker 1: but I think I am zen.
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  Speaker 5: The last five minutes would say otherwise, I am. It's
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  Speaker 5: gonna suck. I worked up? Why what it's like?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's midnight right now. This is when
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  Speaker 4: I should be waking up? Is right now? Let's start
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  Speaker 4: and being like, all should I get it? Should I
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  Speaker 4: go to the gym?
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  Speaker 5: Keep all that in? That's a good good leading.
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  Speaker 4: All right? You can you leave it in out there?
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  Speaker 4: All right? Alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 4: Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is May twenty eighth, and
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  Speaker 4: we are heared a live from HQ three. Welcome to
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  Speaker 4: the show.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going every morning, I'm biking by the tattered remnants
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  Speaker 5: of the ship.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, they just haven't cleaned it up.
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  Speaker 5: It's moored to the side of a housing project right
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  Speaker 5: on the banks of the East River on the Manhattan side.
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  Speaker 5: It's very sad.
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  Speaker 1: There's also a police boat that keeps watch of it,
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  Speaker 1: and there's definitely it like it's there for full eight
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  Speaker 1: nine twelve hour ships whatever it is. So there's just
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  Speaker 1: a copp in there on an iPad who's just like.
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  Speaker 4: It's like an investigation or something and they have to
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  Speaker 4: keep it for evidence. It probably investigated if a boat
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  Speaker 4: crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge and the boats from another country.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe so, But it's not seaworthy, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: They're gonna have to do some kind of a repair
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  Speaker 5: to get it out of there. But I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if that means they're going to haul it off to
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  Speaker 5: a boat yard somewhere or.
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  Speaker 4: Strap it us in the back of a Tacoma.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're going to put it. They're gonna take it
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  Speaker 1: to a chop shop, and it's going to be Mexican dudes,
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  Speaker 1: just like, let's get under the hood and see what
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  Speaker 1: went wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, turn it into a bunch of reclaimed wood tables
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  Speaker 5: on Etsy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that would actually be sick.
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  Speaker 1: That's you're looking That's what I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 4: That would be awesome built from the fucking Mexican Bridge.
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  Speaker 1: Some curtains made from the It's very sad though, going
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  Speaker 1: down to the river front, there's like a memorial to
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  Speaker 1: the two people that passed away.
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  Speaker 5: Oh is there? I haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 1: It's right under the like if you go up by
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  Speaker 1: the by the bridge. Emily Robling pasa right, the woman
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  Speaker 1: who finished the Brooklyn Bridge, and they gave her credit
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  Speaker 1: for having built the Brooklyn Bridge, this woman Emily Robling,
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  Speaker 1: But really a man built it and then he got
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  Speaker 1: sick right at the end. And she put her name
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  Speaker 1: on the project, which is what men get Lamb based
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  Speaker 1: it for all the time that a woman actually did this,
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  Speaker 1: but fucking the guy doctor in charge named the disease
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  Speaker 1: after himself. But really, the book Brooklyn Bridge is just
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  Speaker 1: some woman slapping her name on the group project, saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: actually I built this whole.
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  Speaker 4: He couldn't get it done. I mean, if he couldn't
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  Speaker 4: get it done, that's his problems.
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  Speaker 5: He got the bench. She finished the job. Just to
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  Speaker 5: play Clam's advocate for a second. She was pretty instrumental.
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 5: He was bed ridden up in their place in the
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  Speaker 5: Brooklyn Heights, and she would finish the contracts, make sure
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  Speaker 5: that people were getting there on time. She oversaw it
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  Speaker 5: and really really had her hands on the business side
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  Speaker 5: of things because it was so close.
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  Speaker 1: It was so close. Yeah, he did most of the work,
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  Speaker 1: and then she was like, actually, we're gonna call it
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  Speaker 1: Emily Robling Plaza. They didn't even know who mister Robling was.
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  Speaker 1: His name's lost to the sands of the well.
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  Speaker 5: He already he already was.
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  Speaker 4: Brooklyn Bridge, would have created the Brooklyn Bridge.
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  Speaker 5: He was a bit of a NEPO baby though, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because his dad started the bridge. Oh no, and his
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  Speaker 5: dad was Washington Robling as well, but his dad died.
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  Speaker 4: Passed down through generations.
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  Speaker 5: Right before I think they actually started building it, but
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  Speaker 5: he drew up the initial plans for it, and then
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  Speaker 5: young Washington took over.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting and I can't believe you know more about this
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  Speaker 1: than I do.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I read the David McCullough biography, which was the Bridge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's called The Great Bridge. It's one of the most
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  Speaker 5: dull and dense books I've ever read. I would not
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  Speaker 5: recommend it. To anyone, Why did you read that? I
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  Speaker 5: loved David McCullough, and I moved to Brooklyn and I
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  Speaker 5: could see the Brooklyn Bridge from my my windows, so
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  Speaker 5: I assumed or I just thought it was something I
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  Speaker 5: should read.
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  Speaker 1: Some things don't need a book.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't like Kate read that book.
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  Speaker 1: Probably it's I think it's a famous book.
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  Speaker 5: It's a big book.
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  Speaker 4: She read some book about one of the bridges, or
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  Speaker 4: maybe the Hudson or something. I remember she talked about
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  Speaker 4: on the Yak.
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  Speaker 1: Hudson I think has his own book.
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  Speaker 4: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I think Glenny Balls read the Hudson book. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even kidding. He always would talk about the life of
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  Speaker 1: Henry Hudson that he like drifted up the river. You'll
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  Speaker 1: know more about this than all.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't read that one.
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  Speaker 1: He drifted up the entire Hudson and then his crew mutinied,
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  Speaker 1: oh really, wow, they might have. I think they killed
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  Speaker 1: him up there. I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 4: That's brutal to finally get there and they're just waiting
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  Speaker 4: posted up the blades.
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  Speaker 1: Emily Roebling the blade.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's antique country too. Yeah, right up there
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  Speaker 5: in Newburgh and kind of there's a town called Hudson
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  Speaker 5: Wooden Blade that has some of the best antique stores
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  Speaker 5: in the country. Truly does. It's a great day to
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  Speaker 5: go up there and sounds get yourself a FORTI walk
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  Speaker 5: around for Tata, yeah, slab of stone, or maybe a
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  Speaker 5: Kroc Monsieur, yeah, or a Kroc Madam.
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  Speaker 4: I started reading the or I'm listening to that U
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  Speaker 4: the blooming Towers book?
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  Speaker 5: Please?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, good good. I will say I'm not
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  Speaker 4: a huge I don't know if I'm going to continue
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  Speaker 4: to listen to it. I might read it, because listening
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't have the like brain for that.
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  Speaker 4: I have to read. I've been on the first chapter
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  Speaker 4: for I think twenty four hours and I've had to
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  Speaker 4: rewind it because you miss one word and then you're
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  Speaker 4: you're out of it. Really you miss one name and
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  Speaker 4: then you're like, wait, I know what's happening right now,
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  Speaker 4: but who the fuck are they talking about?
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  Speaker 1: That's why movies are great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that guy, Yeah exactly, he's a guy from the
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  Speaker 4: other scene. And then the problem is all the names
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  Speaker 4: are like Egyptian super no American names. Yeah. So I'm
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  Speaker 4: trying to I'm telling them into I was trying to
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  Speaker 4: Google translate them like I was trying to tell them
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  Speaker 4: to the thing I was trying to do the h
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  Speaker 4: the Egyptian president.
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  Speaker 5: Naser NASA try to translate names.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to figure out what the what the
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  Speaker 4: guys looked like. I need a face, you know. And
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  Speaker 4: then these are the guys that like created al Qaeda,
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  Speaker 4: so I need to know what they look like in
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  Speaker 4: case they I see them.
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  Speaker 5: I think a lot of them are dead. At this point,
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  Speaker 5: you whispering the names, but you just said in case
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  Speaker 5: you see them.
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  Speaker 4: It was clearly a joke.
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  Speaker 5: I cannot tell at all anymore with you.
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  Speaker 1: I was kidding, but you're definitely going to watch this
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  Speaker 1: after whispering the names of terrorists into your phone.
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  Speaker 4: I was no. I kept on saying it wasn't even
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  Speaker 4: a terrorist, it was the Egyptian president, NASA.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I kept on.
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  Speaker 4: I kept on saying NASA into the phone and kept
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  Speaker 4: it coming up as NASA, the Space.
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  Speaker 1: Program, right, because they know you're from New England.
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  Speaker 4: And then I finally I was able to find it.
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  Speaker 4: Long as a long time of research, but interesting book.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't realize that, like the whole boar in the
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  Speaker 4: Middle East, started just from pretty much Israel, right.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I think it goes way back farther than that.
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  Speaker 5: I mean that that you could go back to biblical times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: About about that, A whole conflict in that area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the who these hate Israel and America. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Yemenis that's crazy. A lot of people hate Israel
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  Speaker 1: and America.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, especially the Egyptians.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of all that, I am very saddened about what's
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  Speaker 5: going on at Harvard these days. There's this war between
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  Speaker 5: Harvard and our president right now.
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  Speaker 4: Really gay, No, he's gay, not there anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Straight war?
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  Speaker 4: What President gay?
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  Speaker 5: She got housted? Oh she's out, she's out.
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  Speaker 4: Damn shame. Yeah, where's she working at now?
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  Speaker 5: Fucked if I know, Burger King, But I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Uh So, what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Well, Trump is Trump is really kind of going after them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and he's cutting off federal funding and grants, and he's
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  Speaker 5: trying to say he wants them to no longer have
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  Speaker 5: any international students Harvard as a whole.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn.
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  Speaker 1: So it's just gonna be Francis Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, more for me, you know, definitely helps my kids chances.
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  Speaker 4: What would you if Trump called you and was like,
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  Speaker 4: we want you to be the face I accept, like
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  Speaker 4: a statue with your face? Would you? But would you
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  Speaker 4: still do the Potter? Now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think a statue is really going to
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  Speaker 5: be enough to replace a well, now we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think a statue at Harvard would be enough
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  Speaker 4: to like?
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  Speaker 5: What am I getting paid for a statue? Am I charging?
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  Speaker 4: Once you get a statue of yourself, you speak at schools,
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  Speaker 4: there's bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: Or you're just.
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  Speaker 1: Motivation. But would you take the statue if they made
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  Speaker 1: you keep the title of President Gay?
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  Speaker 5: I think I would. I think I'd want the title
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  Speaker 5: of President Gay. Paging President Gay your two PM s here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he's he's uh, he's really kind of gone on an
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  Speaker 5: absolute fucking vendetta against Harvard and it's I guess it's
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  Speaker 5: to root out woke, progressive, entrenched ideals on college campuses.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really know why he's not well.
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  Speaker 1: He went to Columbia first, I'm pretty sure because of
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  Speaker 1: the protest.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he just like sent one guy home. I
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  Speaker 5: feel like, I don't know if he cut their funding,
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  Speaker 5: but maybe.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy be the one dude sent home from Harvard by
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  Speaker 4: the President of the United States.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the guy was kind of a kind of a
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  Speaker 5: I think he was like speaking out against America and.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a minus student.
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  Speaker 4: He was Egyptian.
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  Speaker 1: Larry Nay the gymnastics coach.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well he was the but but you know, uh,
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: it's it's a strange thing. I don't I don't really
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: know Harvard's like standing up to him. And they have
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: a forty billion dollar endowment, so maybe they can't.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: You can't dip into that endowment because if you're dipping
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: in every year, the endowment will be gone pretty fast.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Well, and they've lost part of that endowment are the
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: federal grants they get, which I think are a few
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: billion dollars. So I don't know. I don't know how
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: that's all going to play out, But I will say
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: all jokes aside. The international kids at Harvard were great.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know Jeremy Lynn, Yeah, of course.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: I mean I had a lot of friends who were
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: from England or Australia or whatever.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: They were cool.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Well Iceland.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I want to see the kids, but I never saw them.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: They they studied so much harder and I never got
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: to hang out with them.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: A ton of foreign friends. They were way better England, Yeah, Irish,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: No French, No French, Canada, a ton of Canadian France.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about bad about foreigners. Very pleasant guys.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: They were, these these kids were great.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what sparks nine to eleven is that we
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: said that we were an immigrant country and then we
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: proved not to be what clearly, having read the first
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: chapter of me, I just don't know about it. They
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: said that apparently, post World War Two, the United States
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: was doing so well, and we said we were an immigrant,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: immigrant country. We would open, we were open to having
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: people coming into our country. And then that resulted in
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people in the Middle East coming to
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: our country. And then we started funding Israel aggressively and
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: moving a bunch of israel citizens into Palestine, and then
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: the Muslim community, islam community did not like that. Interesting,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: And then the dude went back to Egypt and was
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: like nine to eleven, let's get it going.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: This was in the fifties.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: This was in the forties and the fifties.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, Yeah, you're a history guy now, big time.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It's so nice. It's so nice to have a stat
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: to like actually like that.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: To be honest, the only reason I'm reading this book
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: is because it's not like a history like I'm trying
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: to get. I'm trying to fast forward to the more
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: modern history.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just understanding. Yeah, you're basically Dave Smith pretty much.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: But to get to know where we're going, you have
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: to know where we came from exactly. That's what they say, exactly.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Those who do not know history are destined to repeat it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: So if you don't finish this book, you're going to
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: be responsible for another nine to eleven.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: True.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: And I think that's something that you know, even though
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: you weren't really that aware for the first one. Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I know of the fear that it instilled in you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Would you really want to live through that again?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I would not know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Well, that just shows that Trump and everybody who's kicking
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: out all these Australians and British foreigners is trying to
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: not repeat the mistakes of the past. That's because he's
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: like this, you should be an immigrant country, not on
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: my watch. Get these fucking Irish.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: They A lot of people, in response to my tweet
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: about this, said why are we paying for our international
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: students to be educated at Harvard? We should fund our own.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. The international students that I knew
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: at Harvard, they were paying their full tuition and then
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: probably for a couple other people as well. These kids
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: had had it, had it made, had it made in
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: the shade.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Also, do we want to do tech innovation or not?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Like we're not going to have any Indian or Chinese
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: people come over here. We want to do tech innovation.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that's going to work.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: YEA, what percentage of Harvard is foreign?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, it's as high as they're making
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: it out to seem, what like thirty I don't even
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: think it's that high. I'll look it up. Well.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: From my understanding, it really raises the question whether the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: president can you noilaterally make a decision like this, or
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: if he'll has to lean on the other branches of
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the government. And I think that Harvard Columbia and their
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: ILK really has solid ground and footing for a lawsuit.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: If that's the chance that that's the opportunity they want
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: to take, that's the road they want to go down.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Hair Ball, you nailed it. Twenty seven point two percent
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: of Harvard's student bodies composed of international students.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Very nice, Harry growing a fucking heater today. It's the gym, dude,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I really think it's the gym.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I'm taking my supplements, so it's probably why brain's just
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: firing on all cylinders today.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It's really fucking beautiful to watch.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: You sure could just put a muzzle on my brain sometimes.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Why oh oh, I think fucking genius.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: You mean like a dog muzzle or a gun.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Muzzle either or shit, they both kind of work the.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Same kind of muzzle. Dog muzzle stops you from barking.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: When when I see a dog that has a hannibal
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Lecter cage over its mouth, I think, thank you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: To the Yeah, we got to put a muzzle on
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: my dog.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't mind that. I think that's really
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: responsible dog ownership because I know that even if that
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: dog attacks me, what we're gonna box, what's gonna happen?
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Worst case is gonna jump on me and hug me
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: a bunch, try to paw me a little bit. Have
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: you seen these videos with the King Charles.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love these videos. The King Charles
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: is the absolute alpha of the pound, oh King of the.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: For you you see a bunch of snarly dogs with
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: their teeth bared, huge dogs, and then the King Charles
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: comes in and everybody bows down. Everyone gets on its
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: back and puts its paws up in the air and says,
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: uh oh the alpha here.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, dude, I've never seen dog activity like this.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: It's unbelieved. I've been seeing so many clips of it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Interesting here, respect, this is not familiar here to this
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: h King Charles.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Now there is. It does seem as though all these
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: clips are coming from one account, and it kind of
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: makes you wonder, like, why are all the dogs so angry?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Right before the clip starts, is somebody fucking stirring them up?
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: And then like probably handing some fucking no o explode
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: to the King Charles letting it walk out there?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Did you see how the other one like bends its
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: kny it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Comes down and there's those are bigger dogs.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Well, that one's a little dirty. King Charles definitely, Yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: King Charles has definitely been at the aisle of dogs.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Look at this. This is another one and the dog
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the other one who bows down in the main video,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: in this other video, he's like back as King Charles Henchman,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: He's just like over his shoulder, like.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Shows King Charles comes walking and it's like.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Overall coming.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, what's going on? Why are the dogs? They're
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: all fucking furious.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: They're very unhappy.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: There's one they've they've labeled tyrant. There's like King Charles's
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: name his main enemy. They're fucking amazing videos. It makes
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: me want to like fight dogs dominate my dog. Yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it makes me like I.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Gotta get into it. We gotta get into some son
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: of a boy dad dog fighting. Get a team, Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I get a team together.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Why not cock I don't feel like cockfighting is such
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a more smiled on. Nobody's mad about dogs.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you get to beat your dog fighting.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: We're not going to get any publicity from cock fighting.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: We'll get their own publicity.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: The nice thing about cock fighting is that when you
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: when you after the fight, you take the dead chicken
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: and it's already pounded flat into perfect chicken.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: It's actually way bloodier than.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Breasts. You know, when you beat one of those pieces
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: of chicken flat, you know what I'm talking.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: About, Like a chicken breast, when you beat it flat.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: They got to beat it with one of those cleavers mallet, Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: With the spikes on the end bank. Yeah, but I
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: thought I was cutlets, cutlets, nice flat cutlets. You bred them.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Still got it, still respiring on all cylinders. Did you
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: work out this morning?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: No? I didn't, but I did yesterday. And I'll tell
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: you what, I felt a lot better. Did not choke
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: on my own spit as much. Hard, hit it hard.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Very glad to hear that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, it makes me so happy that my boys
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: are fucking mentally firing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Big thing coming up this weekend, though, I'll tell you
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: a big thing. I am now number one on the
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: wait list for the member.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Guest Someone's going to have to die.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I was twelve and number one.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: It's probably because you talked about it eleven people.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Here's what happened. A couple people dropped out from the field, right,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: and then they go through the waitlist. But by this
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: point a number of the people that were on the
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: waitlist assumed they would not get in, so they made plans.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: So they had to go up to number seven before
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: they found a guy to fill that spot. Interesting, and
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: then two more dropped this week. Man, I don't know,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: it's crazy.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: The top six had plans something like that. If I
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: was top three, I'd be like, my plan is member guest.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but these people are not desperate for the for
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the member guests. Yeah, They're like, oh, I'll just do
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: something else. I don't think about this.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I'm desperate, yeah, like I want the masters instead.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: I want it more than anything in the world. And
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: I'm legitimately waiting by my phone for messages from the starter.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: He's told me each time that I've moved up. Really yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: from the starter?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: What's the starter?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: The starter's the guy that kind of sends people out,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: usually the kind of caddy master or the pro call.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: I'm a manager, he's an outside ops guy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And what's the level of talent going to be at
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: this member guest?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Hi?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Very are you the member or the guest?
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I'm the member, I'm the member.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: You're the member and you can't even get into your
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: own members.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: A highly enrolled event that enters a lottery system. They
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: got to keep it fair.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Tell you my club would never see them.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: God damn you. Ro You know that you're you're one
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: call away from me, just assuming that every time you
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: call me it's a joke, which because you've been playing
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: these hijinks. So for too long?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: God, what have I played the whole time?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Every time the last ten times you've called me, it's.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Been hello, Hello, No, no one was actually fucking with them.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Did you call me? You called me?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I did that one time as a joke. Every other
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: time people have been fucking with us.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: You know this is this is my Robert de Niro's
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: signature right there. Okay, there's two things good. I'm glad.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Pizza on my sweatshirt. And I didn't have any napkins,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: so I just used that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Excellent.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I just took it out of the I took it
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: out of the frame.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: That is exactly how Robert would want his autograph to
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: be used. Yeah, he's Italian.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: At least you acknowledge it's real.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I can probably find it in the trash.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna do something. I remember all the times
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that I'd be like, when's your birthday? I'd love to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: get you this thing for your birthday? That ends now
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: when I go out of my way to actually where
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: do they bear?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Where do they bury the trash in New York? Is
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: it upper Upper east Side?
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: They take it out on big barges.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: They have a little dumping area landfill. They got a
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: little dumping area.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Do you ever see how much trash is generated on
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: a daily basis in this god forsaken city.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: I assume a lot.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: I don't even know how they do it. If they went,
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: if the if the trash workers went on strike, which
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: historically has happened, by the way, in Memphis a while back,
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: the trash workers went, Yeah, there, working conditions were so unsafe.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: One of the guys got sucked into one of the
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: trucks and compacted killed. And then they like the city
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: was like puff, you know, puff, So they strike. They struck.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: They went on strike, and the trash is piled up
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: for days, days and days, and uh yeah, I mean
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: it was like your apartment, you know, out there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: So I bet there were gunmen popping out of trash
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: can yeah, like trash collectors.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: I think there is some sort of clause or some
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: agreement between the sanitation workers of New York and the
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: city where it's like fundamentally they're not allowed to just
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: not work. There is some clause because their their work
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: is too vital to the time cog of the city.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: The cops and the firefighters, but not our damn trashmen.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You know, let the teachers go on strike. It cares
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: about the kids.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: It's already dirty enough. It's already dirty enough.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is pretty dirty, nasty gross. I saw a
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: roach fly into my apartment yesterday. Killed it on the spot.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: How'd you kill it, dude?
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: It came down through the chimney, just roach, you did. Literally,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I was I was literally about to go to bed.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm sitting I'm sitting on my phone, just
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: like at my desk, about to go to bed, and
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden I just hear like a like
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: looking it was just a roach just dropped down from
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: the chimneys. Yeah, literally is it just fell? And then
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I was crawling around and then I got out the.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I got out the raid. Could you tell if it
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: was Was it looking for its kids?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: No?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: So it clearly got lost.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: As soon as it landed, it started panicking, flying around,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Papa roach. Very funny. I sprayed it down, though, and
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: then I crushed it and then I left it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: You sprayed it then crushed. Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Well they're always like, you can't kill a cockroach? Are
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: impossible to kill? I killed that thing easy, literally, like
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: the set from the time that it landed in my
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: apartment to the time that it was dead under thirty
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: seconds and take.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Their heads off that I still might not have been dead.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: This thing was dead.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: You know. I have a humane roads trap. Yeah, so
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I wait till it gets filled, and then I drive
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: them over to the West Village and I use a
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: slingshot to throw them through your window. Tlimb up to
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: the top of your building.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Dumping down.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: One of them will make it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: I want them to be comfortable your apartment. They talk
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: about your apartment. There's like someday I'll get there.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: A humane roads trap.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: That is the mecca.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I will do a humane rodent trap like I could
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: see like doing like a humane like raccoon trap.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Do We had a humane squirrel trap because they got
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: into the attic, yeah, sort of the crawl space and
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: they just gnawed their way in and then they would
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: run around all night and especially above my bedroom and
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: it was all night long, all night long. And this
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: was before I used a white noise machine, so it
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: was a problem. Yeah, shrow me fucking nuts and then
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: we would we'd get the squirrel trap out. And I
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: never forget when you had them, you were carrying it
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: like a little suitcase. They'd be running into the front
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: of it, yeah, bashing their faces. Yeah, like they were nuts,
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: and they'd have the wire imprinted on their nose. Buddy,
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: buddy there.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: We'd drive them like sixteen miles away. They'd come back.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: I gotta drive them, and you gotta spin them around
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: like it's dizzy bat dude.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: We had a in my when I was growing up
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: in like middle school, high school, but my bedroom had
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: like a crawl space behind it, behind my bed, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I remember one night in the middle of the night,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I just heard scratching on the wall. It was like
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: a squirrel or a raccoon or something, but it was
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: literally like this far from my head. And I packed
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: up and went down. I slept on my couch downstairs,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: closed my I told my parents. I was like, there's
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: like a possum under my bed or something. Yeah, I
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: thought it was in my room.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: It's tough.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they find it. Never did.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Never did. Could have been a could have been a person.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Could have been a ghost. Yeah, it's way more likely
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that that was a ghost. They never found it. There
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: was a clawing right next to your head as you slept. Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you assumed that was a rodent.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: There was a protein shake next to my bed, and
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I knocked it over and I didn't clean it up
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: until the next day.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: You brought a protein shake to bed, Yeah, and I
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: had it in my room.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: That probably didn't I probably didn't finish it or something.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: That wasn't your nighttime.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it could have been. I don't know.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Boy, that's some badass teenage ship. Yeah. Yeah, just bedside
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: protein ship.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, always in the milk before bed.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I used to slam two protein shakes a day
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: until like two years ago.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Well that you got to you got to get back
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: on the team. No, that's what's causing all your soreness.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Protein causes more problem that that fake protein.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Destroyed the real stuff.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm just eating chicken.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Why don't you get some some of the plant based
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe that's the trash.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, may as well sprinkle fairy dust into my smoothie.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You just wanted your metabolism to be as slow as
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: possible as Yeah, fell asleep exactly. You want to lose
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: as little weight as you could over and now.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's that's the balk life set of
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: arms for three and five shakes in between, back to right.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: That's what those fucking uh like Hulk dudes do. The
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: strong Man.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that I watched it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: I watched like a documentary and it was like this
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: is like, dude, there was like nine hundred pounds I
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: think it was what's his name.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Thoor th Old.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and from Harvard. His girlfriend, his girlfriend or wife,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: is like is like maybe one eighth of his size,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: and she's waking him up like every hour in the
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: middle of the night to be like, you gotta drink
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: this this fucking protein shake because he would lose like
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: twenty pounds over night if he doesn't. Just putting someone
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: they're so fucking big.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: So he accidentally swallows as he snores. That's so insane.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's going to be that miserable. Yes, imagine being
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: woken up in the middle of the night and someone
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: was like, drink this chocolate protein shake.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I'm just picturing his girlfriend being in eighth of his size.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Oh tiny, that she to him is the equivalent of
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: me jerking off with the flesh light.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: He's just using her body, yeah, to masturbate himself exactly.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the guys who are really densely mustard like he's
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: at least big proportionally, the guys who are really densely
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: muscular is very gross to me.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure I'm gross to them, but it's
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: very disgusting.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: That guy Thor. You're talking about the mountain from Game
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: of Thrones.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That's why i'm during the mountain.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was picturing Thor, the heavy, the now the
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: fucking what's his name, the strong man.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I was. I thought that that was the mountain.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Fucked anyway to terrifying my person out he is, he
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: is the mountain. Yeah, we're talking about the same guy.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought. Something happened to his face. He
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: got so muscular that his face had a stroke.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Some guys do that, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds. Their faces
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: all changed.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: And look how fucking big this guy is.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Imagine yeah, imagine getting fucked by him.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: His dick is probably tiny, I would think, so.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, he's so proportionally huge that it
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: has to.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Have, but his face kind of isn't proportionately.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: I always wonder about the kidneys on these guys, right,
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: because that level of protein intake is an assault. Yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: three ever stop.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I mean it's probably three hundred grams a day at least.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know how. I don't know how they're
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: doing that. That seems what is his barbell?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Let me see it or dumbo?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah, Oh that's the uh. I think it's
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: like a It might be like a ton something insane like.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That his one hand. I forgot how much of his shoulder.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I've seen the videos on each side.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I think even just getting your hand around the grip
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: of that is like almost impossible.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Where do we think his bulge is in here? Is
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: it this top area or is it it's definitely not
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: down here, that's just the pull of the pant.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's down there.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I think that's right.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that there he is.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think, Harry, where's his bulge to.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Two hundred and twenty pound dumbbell? M? I don't think
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: he's got one.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Is it down here this area or is it up
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: here in this area?
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: That makes that like those if those are his two balls,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: that's insane.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: That's tough.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Those are marbles.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: That's what happens. I don't know. Does steroid shrinks your
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: balls down?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: That is what they say, right, So they used to
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: tell us as kids.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: They would because they didn't want you hitting diggers.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. They didn't want me to reach my full potential.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Oh your nuts will get small?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Probably that's the school across town saying that because they're
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: gonna hit diggers.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: We had a strengthened conditioning coach, coach fits uh, and
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: one time someone asked him about steroids. Yeah, and he goes,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you the truth about steroids. You want to
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: know what the side effects of steroids are? Bigger, stronger, faster.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Rules. That's it. I mean, that's what I've talked to
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: a few people who have done steroids, and they pretty
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: much all say that. But they all also are like,
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I think if I kept doing them, I would have died.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Well, I think that you know, one's like human growth hormone.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: I mean that gets prescribed to people HGH small people.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought HGH was the worst one.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: It's only bad allegedly if you have cancer, because are
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: predisposed to cancer, because cancer is a like whatever, an
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: unstoppable doubling and quadrupling of your cells right in an
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: out of control way, and I think it accelerates that process.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I thought it made like your organs bigger too.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That makes sense to you get it in large heart?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it like enlarged your heart.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Could do, could well do?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know enough about it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: There was a kid on the wrestling team at school
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: who was really small. I mean he wrestled in like
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: the fucking one and ten pound division. Yeah, they might
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: have even created a new weight class weight. He might
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: have been wrestling like pandas or yeah. Yeah, And he
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: was prescribed HGH. Was allowed to take it as a
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: non violation of the NCAA's Banned Substances policy because I
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: think without it he would have just like deflated into
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: a balloon.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Dam Getting prescribed g H is insane.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he needed it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably pumped. It's like you get home and
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: you're like, well, this is definitely gonna work. There's literally
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: no way this will not work.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: There was a kid at my high school who did
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: steroids and he said it made him into like a
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: sick kisser.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like a really good kiss Really, I can
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: see that.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not surprised at all.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, your tongue just doesn't get as tired. Is
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: that what it is?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I think he said there's lips like it was like
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: extra rest lips kissing. Yeah, so good at it, they said,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: God damn dude. All the girls actually would be trying
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: to kiss him. I don't want to docks him.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: There's a couple of kids that I I grew up
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: with that would take steroids in like high school and
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: just not work out, just sit it, would just lay
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: down and just pop steroids like like just waiting to
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: get jacked, just waiting for it to happen overnight.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: They're on the any That's what they were on for
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Rough and Rowdy. You forgot many episodes ago what steroid
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: they did before Rough and Rowdy and it was winthrow.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Is that what Smithy didn't taking because.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: That's what remember twenty dollars Chef was like, he was
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: on the Witny. He was on the Winny.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Taking steroids for Rough and Rowdy is insane.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, I'd be worried about how strong I would become.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I would worry I would.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Kill everybody from Barstool that fought in rough and rowdy,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: took steroids really first generation for sure, that's insane generation.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think you can really be fucking around with
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: the roids like that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I can't tell you.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember who else did it, and if
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I should say, did Pat do him? You think he's
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: already on Oh, he's on the roids.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: He's gonna have to be when you're a guy good.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I mean you imagine just being a bad body day
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: in New York City like that?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you could do that in Pickens out there, Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: In northern Georgia, being a paunchy girl and a sigtaw
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: sorority at Alabama.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I just won't. I mean, you'll get you'll get fucked,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I guess, but it's gonna be the You'll be the
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: fourth guy of his night.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It just won't be. It won't be special. It won't
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: be as so special as it would be if you
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: were just a fucking ripped gay guy.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: By the way, are are this is a dumb Oh? Actually,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I have a really important question. I have a really
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: nuanced basketball question. So I'm going to direct this at Roan.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Since you are a friend of the Black Well, I
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: was gonna say, basketball community, what's the difference?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Uh, You're absolutely right, Alex Caruso.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Imagine if Trump banned foreign players from the NBA to many.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: The Greek freak there, it's on the jerseys, the joker,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: the Greek freak. These sound like Trump nickname.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Uh So, okay, here's my question. You ready for this round?
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: This is a big one because I was watching the
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: next game and there was a moment where it was
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: in Indiana and a play happened where they showed the
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: replay on the jumbo tron, which caused the Knicks coach
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: Thibodeaux to issue a challenge. Yes, And first of all,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I thought, why would the scoreboard replay guy play a
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: replay that made it clear the refs had made the.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Call the wrong call in favor of the AWAIT team.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and challenging it would favor the Await team because
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: it turned out to be a foul against the Pacers
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: instead of an out of bounds that was gonna be
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Indiana ball. But then I wondered, why is showing replays
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: on the jumbo tron in order to allow coaches to
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: throw challenges allowed at all?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Why is that allowed? Interesting? Nuanced question. I think before
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: instant replay in the NFL, the actual referees would watch
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: replays on the jumbo tron to make their decision. The
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: referees will watch them over and over again. But now
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: teams have a replay assistant on the sideline who after
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: every play they'll go to. In the case of the
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks, there was a woman with a laptop on
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: her lap and she would in the moment watch it
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: over and be like yes or no the coach as
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: fast as possible. So there's somebody who's working ostensibly faster
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: than the replay person, but sometimes they wouldn't get the
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: answer in time and that so you'll see sometimes players
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: hold onto the ball, they won't give it back to
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the referee to buy their own research replay assistant a
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: little bit of time.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, you see coaches like craning their necks to
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: watch and then they're like, we challenge. I don't understand. Again,
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why. I get why the home scoreboard
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: operator JumboTron operator would show footage that clearly means the
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: coach to challenge, but I would not understand why they
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: would show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I think a lot, don't I think a lot of
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: times you're at a stadium and they're like, oh, they're
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: not shown that replay. That probably means that we're about
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to get that penalty or we're not gonna have that
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: completion count for us.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: And if that's true, then doesn't that seem like something
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: that is beyond the scope of the game and should
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: not really be an accessible resource for coaches to use
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: to determine if they should challenge or not.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I think that what matters most is the experience of
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the viewer, and so if you're at the game at
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the stadium, you're gonna be like, I want to have
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: the massive jumbo tron. How you can sell tickets to
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: the game is the big JumboTron. So I think that
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: they're the ones who are being served. But I agree
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that there's a fairness disadvantage. What do you think?
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I would assume there's got to be some sort of
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: regulations around what they can show on the JumboTron and
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: what they can't. Like, I'm sure if they're just feeding
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: videos of like if it's the NFL and they're just
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: showing Tyreek Hill getting locked up by Christian Gonzales on
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: replay for four hours. The NFL probably wouldn't be too
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: happy about that, right, They probably be like, well, clearly,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: this is not going to be a welcoming environment for
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: the other team's fans, which again tickets.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: I think so the.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Tickets, I would assume they're probably not allowed to, like
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: consistently withhold replays from the other team.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I think that the hardest thing for the replay operator
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: has to be when a young fan will simulate fillatio
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: onto the camera and go yeah, and you have to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: kind of hit camera two really fast or unpinning if
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you're the yeah, good Christian care.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: I love it when I'm at a game and there
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: are some kids in front of me who are begging
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: to get onto the jumbo tron and you finally see
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: that the camera guy comes over. He's pointing it right
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: at them, which means in five seconds, it's good time
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: about to absolutely outshine these kids. Yeah, nobody's gonna be
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: looking at them.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Beer chugs, simulated falatio, simulated falatio.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: From worse from someone next to you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Perhaps maybe involve the beer chug in the simulated fillatio.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Give the kid a beer, Give the kid a beer,
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: simulate the get him started early teach them to responsibly.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: And if.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: The problem that a lot of people face when they
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: get on the jumbo tron is they'll be sitting in
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: their seats, the jumbo tron will go on them and
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: they'll excitedly stand up and just give us like a
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: dick view. Like then the zumboans zoom out, zoom back in,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: and I find that you have to kind of continue
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: doing what you're doing. If you start going crazy tapping
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: the people on next to you, that's bad jumbo tron etiquette.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: It pisses me off to know it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: You know that someone's seasoned jumbo tron appear when they
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: can maintain eye contact on the camera instead of looking
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: up to see themselves on the jumbo tron, which.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Is rare agreed celebrity row at the next game, they
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: could do it. Oh yeah, Kelsey Plumb the way she
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: can do it, but not many other people. You Kelsey Plumn,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: you brothers are feeling one another.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever have you ever seen the Kelsey Plum
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: t shirt toss now throws at like three hundred yards.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: He breaks the knocks down, one of the banners come
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to the ceiling.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Crazy's Kelsey Plum at w NBA player, one of the
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: best in the league. Honestly cool. Yeah, you really don't
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: know her.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Nope, she should date Darren Waller and when he was
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: on Vegas, I think he cheated on her or something.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Like that sounds about right.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: This is the country singer.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: And then she beat the ship out of him.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: So that's Hope Solo that you're thinking of. Oh yes,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Tim Howard, Yeah, yeah, Darren Waller cheated on her and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: then she broke up with him. I think when he
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: got traded to the Giants. Maybe that's why he got
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: traded to the Giants, or that trade broke during their
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: wedding or.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: They were like, you're not gonna if you're not gonna
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: bring Kelsey around anymore, you're off the team.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: And then she went to the game and she pretended
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to eat popcorn and she was like like being like
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: a funny girl, like.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, boy, I like this plumb girl. I
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: never I don't know much about her.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I think you've seen you've never seen the plotforn eating video. No,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: my god, no, it's got to be like one of
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: the more popular videos of the last watching my King Charles.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: This is this has been going on for years.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So what is this?
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: This is what she does?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: She eats, eats and then to her friend like, I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: so fucking weird, and does this every game. No, she
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: just did it once and it's become a gift of
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: like pick me girl?
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Oh is she? Is she doing it to imitate the
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: meme of like, Ooh, there's something crazy happening and I
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: can't wait to watch.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: No, she just to pretending to be Uh. She's saying,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: how quirky is it that I'm pretending to be a
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: girl eating popcorn? And then visibly laughs to her friend
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and then pretends to be a quirky girl eating popcorn
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: and it visibly laughs again.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: So can you explain pick me to me? What does
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: that mean? Exactly? Pick me girl?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Sas.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a girl who's like, I'm not
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: like the other girls like I just like to watch
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: football and have beer.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: We used to call them whores.
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: day even better. And if you're looking to improve your drive,
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Chevy Equinox Evy is the smartest choice you can make.
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: Bold athletic styling a commanding presence, award winning tech, an
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: impressive range, all with an affordable MSRP Chevy Equinox ev
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: will put a smile on your face no matter how
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: your scorecard shakes out.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: hockey game MARKT.
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: I know you, guys.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me, dude.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Pink Whitney.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, see you, fellas.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I invented the thing.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Pick me definition Yeah, being of a pick me generally
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: refers to someone off of a woman who attest to
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: gain attention to validation from them by just distancing herself
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: from other women and often adopting scare of types her
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: behaviors associated with masculinity.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: She's like a scab to women.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: She crossed the picket line. Yeah, take them. Actually with
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the men.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Now she's riding on the bus to the Minds with
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: the rest of the men while all the women are
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: throwing eggs at her.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: And people are like, oh, so you're a lesbian. She's like, no, No,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: She's a straighter than anyone. She's a big Kaitlyn Clark
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: hater right who plumb? Yeah, yeah, I think she's just
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: giving her a hard time. Welcome to the league, Yeah,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: welcome to the league. But she's like a lesser Batman
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: villain to Caitlyn. Clark's like, like, obviously the main one
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: is Angel Reese, Like that's the Joker. Yeah yeah, Angel
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Reese is her Joker, But I don't like that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Seems like more of a one way rivalry at this point.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: She's her villain though, She's.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Like Clark dominates Angel Reese.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Batman fucking always beats the Joker, and every year.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Batman got ruffed up by the Joker pretty bad.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well she won the first Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I get why she's so mad, though, I mean, she
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: had a tough childhood. Who plumb grew up without her dad.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: The academic guy with the knife in the library, I have.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: No idea what that is in reference to that in
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: that's Batman.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Too, Professor Plump, Professor Plum with the knife in the.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I have no idea clue. No, yeah, no, I'm not
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: up to date on my clue reference.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Talk about games.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You don't know the reference to the board game, dumb ass.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Colonel Mustard.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: You don't know Professor Plum from Clue.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: That's her dad, you She was set to enter a
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: life of academia in her father's footsteps until.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: But Colonel Mustard was DJ Mustard's dad. That's right. DJ
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Mustard was a military brat.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: That's who Kendrick is talking about when he goes it's.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: About Colonel Mustard from the board game. Then turn the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: TV Off is a song about playing more board games.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: That's turn the TV off, turn the TV, turn the
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: TV off, turn the TV off.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Bore games are fun. I haven't played a good board
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: game in a while. I love a good scrap I
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: need you, guys. Scrabbles just sucks because everyone cheats and
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: they make up words and yeah, Francis has to be
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: the worst person.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: On her because I know, I know zine.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: That's this is it's actually the Latin origin.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: That's where the challenge comes in. But it's like you
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: can challenge.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I want to see xylophone, I want to see zebra.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Give me some tricky ones. Don't give me these fake
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: bullshit words that never existed words e A. I'm sure
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: it is in your dictionary.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: You have to know all the two letter words to
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: be really good at scrabble.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why it's not fun to play with
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: cheap like that.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Q I is a word, yeah, chat q A, t
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: q A. You got to know the Q words when
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: you don't eat, when you don't have a U. You
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: got to know how to get dump your q I
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: know how to dumb my que well quiet. There's also
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: there's also x I and x U are both words,
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: so if you get a triple letter, it's such bullsh
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: and you can go both ways. That's a major how.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Scrabbles still not have just inserts for you to put
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: the fucking You need to tile.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: You need to buy a better board. Those are the
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: deluxe boards that have the actual thing and it swivels
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: lazy suit and.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: That sounds way more enjoyable because I can't stand it's
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: terrible when the tiles are misplay. It drives me out
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: of my mind.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Flat board where the pieces are sliding all over the place.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I always got to go in and rearrange them, tighten
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: them up.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I get that completely. You deserve one of the gourmet boards.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I never got the gourmet. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: never had like the monopoly where you have the credit cards.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: You ever see that. No, there's like a cat there's
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: like a cashless Monopoly now it comes with it comes
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: with a scanner and fake credit cards.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: People probably don't know what the cash is Boardwalk, you
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: owe me one half of a bitcoin.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: If you did, If you did cashless Monopoly, the game
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: would last third, half of ninety percent of that game
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: is being like, ah, wait, if you got this, then
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: that means I owe you six Like that's the whole
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: game rather than just tap.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Dudee.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do the malroads now.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Monopoly Deal is my preferred version of Monopoly. Now, I
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: love that game.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar at all.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: It's great, it's cards, it's really fun. It's a really
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: fun game.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: How do Monopoly even get to the top of the
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: board game Empire?
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: It's such a fun game. It's definitely my.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Favorite board marketing from Big Board game.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: The problem is that no one wants to play it
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: because it takes long.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: No, I don't like Monopoly why. The rules are much
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: more complicated than you'd think when you get towards the
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: end game. Have you ever properly ended a game of Monopoly?
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: The rules about like mortgaging your properties and properties that
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: have houses and hotels on them, and what you get
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: for that and what's live and like how you actually
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: end the game is it gets dark, dark dark?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: How well you have to like kill off so many
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: people you stop passing, go the police officers and drunk road.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it just it just is tough. Usually the game
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: ends because it's like, well, clearly I can't afford to
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: pay you that, so okay, you win. Yeah, but a
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: lot of the time you can afford to pay it
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: if you mortgage all your properties.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then it just becomes a slippery slope, like
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: you know, because I always used to just get the
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: railroads because then every time someone hits one of the railroads,
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: they have to give you a shit ton of money
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: if you have all four if you have all fours
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: two bucks rounders, yeah, yeah, and I would get all
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: the railroads and then I'll get properties too. But it's
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: like by the end, it's like you're selling off your
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: It's just every round you're like, what I'm gonna have
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: to sell this time? Like you you have a general idea.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like like when someone's got the dark Blues
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: and they've got hotels on them and you're like, if
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I land on that, it's over.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, but there are only two. Yeah, but green the
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: greens are a bigger problem.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: The greens are an issue as well.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: You should just get something out of staying at the hotel.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Should be a little bit nicer. Yeah, you should, like
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you should be able to experience or if you maybe if.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: You hit it like seven times too, you get a
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: little bit of a status, you know.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Discount Yeah, yeah, platinum, Yeah, pay for the car, hotel,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: get the get the hotel, one night free stay at
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the hotel maybe would be nice.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: We need to make a more modern version of Monopoly
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: where there's like a Verbo.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: The first hour is just figuring out what credit card
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: you want? What's the most realistic one.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: You could turn your house into an Airbn. This house
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: is actually a hotel.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Now it's Memorial Day weekend. You know I'm renting that
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: weekends Avenue.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Let's read some reviews who stayed here in the past.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: You should be able to just not stay places.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: The hot tub wasn't clean.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna spind again. I'm not staying at that
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: fucking dump.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: I pass.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Just buy it on Klarna. Four payments for I'm not
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: conna pay it front. When you do.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Those things are crazy. When you're buying like a fucking
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: toothbrush on Amazon and they're like with fifteen easy payments
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: you could hand. You're like, dude, what they charge a
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: dollar a week for ten years?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I know Clarina doesn't charge interest, but do they have to?
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Amazon does fifteen years later? Like I wish then. What
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: I know now is.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Brush.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: This has been the bane of my existence. Every year,
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: every year the date comes around.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Much what I was told was just to never do
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: any of that ship pay pay cash for everything.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you got the cash, pay the cash because
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: like the like I remember when I got on PlayStation.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: I remember they were like trying to get me to
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: sign up for one of the best Buy credit cards.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: I remember the lady at the front desk was like,
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: don't do it. It was like I wasn't going to
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: but like she gave the whole speech and then she
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: was like, don't.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: Get the credit card. Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: She was like I tell my kids the same thing.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh yeah, she was worried about you.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: I was like I wasn't going to get the best
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Buy credit card. I was like, look I got the
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: platinum already getting the best by credit card?
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: Ude?
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Do you ever do you carry Do you mind if
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: I asked you, like, do you carry a balance on
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: your on your on your credit card from month to month?
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Pretty paid off every month?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Occasionally you do?
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you re see you know, you know what the
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: interest payment is or something like that. No, I think
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: it's like twenty two percent. It's insane. Really, Oh my god.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: Credit card companies do not want you to actually pay
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: off your balance every month.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: The way that they make money is by having you
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: carry credit over and then having to pay.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: It's really twenty interest on that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: It's an insane number.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Twenty percent is feels like illegal.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: It's it's ridiculous. It's insane. How high credit card fucking
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: interest rates are.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's steep.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Let me look at up month to month. I'm paying
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: mine off right now. I thought you're supposed to keep
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: it to raise your credit score, my dumbass.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's what I've been doing.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Credit card directly, but you through friends.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty four average credit card interest rate is currently
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: twenty four point two percent.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, So let's say that you you decided to carry
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: a balance of one thousand dollars this month to the next,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: you pay off the rest of your balance, but you're like,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: you know what, I got some things I want to buy,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: and so I'm just gonna push this payment down the road.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: That means that next month you're gonna owe obviously at
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: some point that one thousand dollars plus another two hundred
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: and forty two dollars of just like tax paid of like,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: just fuck you money. Yeah, that's crazy on top, and
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: then if you don't pay that off, that's what we're
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: paying interest on the one thousand and plus the two
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: hundred and forty two.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if I hit my monthly what if I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: hit the monthly minimum?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: That's not That's how they get you. They're like, or
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: you can just pay your sixty five dollars monthly minimum.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: That that's nothing. That doesn't do anything. Yea, that carries
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: your interest. You're still gonna pay the interest payment just
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: means you won't pay a penalty.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: What the fuck they got to teach us this?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, that is something to teach. Do whatever you can.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, to not pay your to not to pay
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: off your monthly.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Balance.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, your statement every month. Interesting, that's a big thing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Credit card debt man gets scary. That hole gets bigger
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: and bigger each month.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: The longer you I was just carrying it for fun.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it was fun to have a little bit
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: of I.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: Thought it was good. Yeah, I thought it was good
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: to keep a little in there.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, look, there are other ways
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: to raise your credit score. Or they say that having
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: multiple credit cards open it and so that you can
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: spend small percentages of your allowance of of your credit limit. Yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: keeping your credit limit low across multiple credit cards is
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: allegedly quite good for your credit score.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've just been proven to be a fucking idiot. Yep.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, maybe I'm dead wrong. I don't know. That
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: was always what I was taught. You got to pay
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: off your balance every month.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: The way charge twenty every month.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: Twenty four percent. Probably you you don't see that number
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: go up. You don't see the like interest payment mm hmm,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: maybe look into that probably just gets added. I check
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: my credit card statement like every single day.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Is that the member guest.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: It is? Yeah? Oh you're letting somebody in. Yeah, package package,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: that's gonna be gone.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Big as book.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah you got oh ship, It's the box of cockroaches
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: I dropped off. It's the cockroach food. It's the cockbox
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: they need to eat. It's the Hamburger Helper.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Alright, Sas is dying to end this.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: I got to pissed so bad.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: All right, did we get to an hour? Okay?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Amazing?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Fine, all right, we will see you guys next episode.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you for listening.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 1:03:30
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