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Is it really apple picking if he's watching the game? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know how you like to soft manipulate Zach into doing things that, you know, he probably really isn't high on doing?
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: There there's some compromises here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that the word you're using?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: You totally I I just I gracefully suggest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So one of them is I said, we're gonna, I would like to go blow a pumpkin.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then this morning I get this press release.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not like the best put down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you go blow a pumpkin?
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  SPEAKER_02: I I got this press release.
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  SPEAKER_02: The Corning Museum of Glass has the largest glass blown pumpkin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do I know how big it is?
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you know how to know the circumference?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I kind of do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Eight feet.
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  SPEAKER_02: Holy cow.
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  SPEAKER_02: How cool is that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where do you put a pumpkin that big?
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  SPEAKER_02: Bend over and I'll show you.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where's I wonder where it's on display in there?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that'd be kind of something to see.
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  SPEAKER_02: Probably close to the green.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is my guess.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have no clue.
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  SPEAKER_02: I haven't been inside Seamog in a couple weeks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I'm gonna guess it's close to the green truck.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, the soft manipulation.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, soft manipulation.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a nice, that's a nice new term for it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, you're not aggressively cruel about it, but you somehow wrangle them into doing all the crap you want to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, guilting.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, a little bit of guilt in there too.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could try this, and I think this was sort of genius.
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  SPEAKER_01: What this woman does with her husband.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So clearly her husband knows that, or what his wife knows that he's a fan of Lord of the Rings.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now it's not gonna work for everybody.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd have to find what it was that he loves the bills.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: So bills and birding.
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  SPEAKER_01: It would be you'd have to figure out a way to do what I'm about to play for you with bills or with the birding.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But listen to how she gets her husband to do this.
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  SPEAKER_00: There is a matter within our kitchen that can no longer be ignored.
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  SPEAKER_01: Within our kitchen, my niche.
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  SPEAKER_00: Beneath the counter rests a vessel filled to its very brim.
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  SPEAKER_00: The kitchen trash hath grown heavy, and its contents rise beyond the edges.
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  SPEAKER_00: I fear we have tempted fate for far too long.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I dare not press another morsel into its depths.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so, my love, I ask this of thee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Take up the bag, bear it forth from our kitchen, and carry it be on beyond these walls.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is unto the great bin outside.
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  SPEAKER_01: The great bin.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's how she got him to get the garbage out.
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  SPEAKER_02: I you know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: I think that it not every day, because every day you cannot be as creative as that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I like that you make something fun.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: And in a playful way, are asking It's like you saying, hey, can we go apple picking at one o'clock right as the Bills game starts on a Sunday?
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  SPEAKER_02: I would never.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh would.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_02: I would if there was a TV at the apple picking place and there was a pumpkin beer.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then he wouldn't be picking.
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  SPEAKER_02: And there and there was a pumpkin beer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then you'd be pissed off because he wouldn't be picking.
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  SPEAKER_01: He'd be standing there with the pumpkin beer.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd be out in the orchard.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it really picking apples?
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's say, hypothetically, there's no TV.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I've never seen a TV at an apple orchard.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it really apple picking?
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  SPEAKER_01: See, the point is they get you away from the electronics, but here nor there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But is it really apple picking if you go to, and I bet you this happened yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: First day of the first official game of the season.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Your significant other, are they gonna be guy or girl?
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  SPEAKER_02: Are they watching the game on their phone while you guys are going in between the rows?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not really yeah, you're not gonna that that ain't gonna fly for you, is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, see.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I need you to watch me pick this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but and I need me interacting with it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and and he's doing his job.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's and you only got a tight window.
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  SPEAKER_01: If it's a one o'clock game, you can't book it for after because there's already They're probably close.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, there's already been a few pumpkin beers uh consumed, and the last thing you want to do is really effort yourself up to be able to go.
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  SPEAKER_01: You see, I do feel for you in this one regard.
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  SPEAKER_01: You thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are stuck, well, don't go too far in.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're stuck if you plan on a Sunday to do something fallish.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and I can't do Saturday because why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Ohio State football.
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  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm screwed.
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  SPEAKER_02: So So here he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here he is.
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  SPEAKER_02: He is doing his job, which what's his job?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's pulling the wagon.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's pulling the wagon.
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  SPEAKER_01: Reaching the apples, you can't reach well, not Zach.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's short of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's short.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's he's not reaching anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's reaching for he's reaching for another pumpkin beer, is what he's doing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right in the cooler at his level.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so mean.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so true.
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  SPEAKER_02: I tower over him.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, no, I don't tower over him.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just, you know, awning with him.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're handy in an orchard.