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This Is Not The Greatest Podcast In The World, This Is Just A Tribute · In Moderation

0:18
SPEAKER_01: All right, that's what okay.
0:19
SPEAKER_01: Hey everybody, we just found our title for this episode.
0:22
SPEAKER_01: We're talking about it.
0:25
SPEAKER_00: They were so damn good.
0:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, last week was the best.
0:29
SPEAKER_01: Whoever missed that, you oh, you're you're miss you're really missing out.
0:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, don't go looking for it now.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay, if you weren't there last week, you don't deserve to have it.
0:41
SPEAKER_01: That was our best episode.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: You know how don't go looking for it.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, uh, what's the band?
0:45
SPEAKER_01: Tenacious D.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like, this is just a tribute.
0:48
SPEAKER_01: You gotta believe us.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: Which you would there.
0:52
SPEAKER_01: It's a matter of opinion.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love that song.
0:55
SPEAKER_01: It's tribute.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: This episode is a tribute to last week's episode.
0:59
SPEAKER_01: That was the best episode of podcasting that's ever been.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: There was a deep.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: This is not the greatest podcast in the world, but the last one, it's a tribute to that one in the world.
1:09
SPEAKER_01: Just a matter of opinion.
1:11
SPEAKER_01: I wish you were there to listen.
1:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, I I don't I I I'm not, you know, my whole thing is I call out bullies and everything, but man, if you missed that last week's episode, you're you're a you're fucking weenie.
1:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I call up people, and I'm not doing that either.
1:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm I was I will echo Mike's voice right now.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: Weenie.
1:31
SPEAKER_02: Weenie.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: Welcome to In Moderation, the show where we give you a moderate dose of info, sarcasm, and we already know you're not approved.
1:40
SPEAKER_02: You're not approved.
1:41
SPEAKER_02: It's changing.
1:42
SPEAKER_02: You're not yes, because today we're talking about uh exclusivity.
1:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're talking about being reclusive and there is too much talk.
1:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure exclusivity and reclusivity are different things.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: That's really Rob, you're gonna poke holes in this already.
1:58
SPEAKER_01: We literally just started.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: Come on, help us out here, all right.
2:02
SPEAKER_01: So we were talking about being a recluse, and we're like, and so and we were like, yeah, there's too much talk about inclusivity, right?
2:09
SPEAKER_01: And like all of us getting along and all of the kumbaya and all that.
2:14
SPEAKER_01: No, we do the opposite reclusivity and exclusivity.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: And but but everyone is still equal in their inopportunity.
2:25
SPEAKER_01: So yes, we are going to we everyone is equally in opportunized no one is in.
2:33
SPEAKER_01: No one is in, exactly.
2:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
2:36
SPEAKER_02: No one is permitted in, and that's you know, when you are feeling reclusive and you and you're drawing back and everything, it's uh you there may be like a safe person here and there, but like it's uh and I'm gonna be.
2:56
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:57
SPEAKER_01: It's nice to mix things up.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: That's what I tell April.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: I still have a light in front of me.
3:01
SPEAKER_02: Hold on, let me shut this off.
3:03
SPEAKER_01: Let me turn off all there you go.
3:04
SPEAKER_01: That's much better.
3:05
SPEAKER_00: Now we all we get is a screen glare in Mike's glasses.
3:08
SPEAKER_01: Now, yeah.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, oh my goodness.
3:11
SPEAKER_01: Now there's just nothing.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: There we go.
3:13
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm just ahead.
3:14
SPEAKER_02: I should get a black shirt on and just float.
3:16
SPEAKER_01: It's it's like the when someone gets murdered and they're like, this is the photo we have of the guy, and we're just like, what the fuck is that?
3:22
SPEAKER_01: It's like a nose and a cheek.
3:24
SPEAKER_01: I don't know how the fuck are we gonna identify this?
3:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's it's always the worst picture of the person.
3:28
SPEAKER_01: They're always like I miss an old like CSI shows where they're like zoom and enhance, and then they would just like zoom, they're just like boom, and it's like the perfect picture, and it's like, oh, and it can also show them for the the history of their life as well.
3:42
SPEAKER_00: Zoom, enhance, and then they could see exactly how it works.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: That's exactly how photos work.
3:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:49
SPEAKER_01: I was I remember I listened to something where like uh people who would go on juries would be more prone to to acquitting to saying not guilty because of what they've seen on like CSI.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: They expected to see all this like crazy evidence with what people what the you know detective agencies were doing, but most of the time it was like, yeah, no, like a guy said this, and there's like other people that said that too, and there's like this one piece of evidence we have, and that's it.
4:17
SPEAKER_01: And they're like, Oh, fuck that.
4:18
SPEAKER_01: I was expecting to see like larva and when they were like procreate or whatever lined up with this guy's gestation period.
4:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why he has a gestation period, whatever.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, and so yeah, that actually.
4:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, everyone's allowed a gestation period.
4:33
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's allowed a gestation period.
4:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're not allowed in with us because we're reclusive, but you yourself alone are are allowed uh gestation period.
4:42
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
4:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes, equally inopportune, equal inopportunity.
4:47
SPEAKER_01: That's what we were going with.
4:48
SPEAKER_01: Equal inopportunity.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: Hello, dear listener.
4:52
SPEAKER_02: Are you struggling with reclusivity right now?
4:55
SPEAKER_02: Are you feeling withdrawn?
4:58
SPEAKER_01: You need to sell them on medication?
4:59
SPEAKER_01: Is that where this is going?
5:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, we're selling pills.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: It's 2026, my friend.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: Long gone are the days of trying to actually help people.
5:07
SPEAKER_02: We need to hook them onto medication that they need to keep coming back to us for.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: So, like there's hymns we just sell gones.
5:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: We're we're and so they're today.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: We're selling a new pill.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: It's called Reclexa.
5:21
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, I already want it.
5:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it does, but I want it.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: Great.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: The less I tell you about it, the better, to be honest.
5:28
SPEAKER_01: Can I have all the side effects though?
5:30
SPEAKER_01: That would be really nice.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just side effects.
5:33
SPEAKER_02: The whole thing is it gives you so many side effects that you want to withdraw from society.
5:38
SPEAKER_02: You don't want to be around anybody.
5:40
SPEAKER_02: You become totally apathetic, if not annoyed and enraged.
5:44
SPEAKER_02: And it's it, you know, you pull back.
5:47
SPEAKER_02: So it, you know, if your boss wants you to come into work, you say, Sorry, I took my reclexa, I can't come in.
5:55
SPEAKER_00: So I just I just remembered when Mike called me when I was started doing the reclusivity here, and yeah, yeah, I raged at him.
6:05
SPEAKER_00: You did.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: That was the last phone conversation we had for like a week or so because then I went on vacation.
6:12
SPEAKER_02: I called Rob because I was like, hey, what are you doing?
6:15
SPEAKER_02: And so here was the conversation we had.
6:18
SPEAKER_02: I call him, he picks up, and the first thing I hear is No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
6:26
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, oh no, what's going on?
6:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, too many.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: He's got a limited emphasis on it.
6:33
SPEAKER_02: It was like, no, no, no, no.
6:36
SPEAKER_02: And he said he was recording something.
6:38
SPEAKER_02: He had gotten the perfect take and forgot to put his phone on do not disturb.
6:42
SPEAKER_02: And if anything had happened to the either of us in the week and a half that preceded that, that would have been our final conversation.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: Just at the at the funeral, you just tell this story.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: So when's the last time you talked with him?
6:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh boy.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you.
6:57
SPEAKER_00: What were you recording, Rob?
6:59
SPEAKER_00: What what did I guitar?
7:01
SPEAKER_00: I was I I was recording a song.
7:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
7:05
SPEAKER_00: Like I had actually written a song and I was doing a I was finally getting it.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: And then you called in the middle of the solo.
7:13
SPEAKER_02: I I'd asked to hear this song, but I guess I know you messed it up.
7:18
SPEAKER_01: Now you can't.
7:20
SPEAKER_01: After he hug up, he took a bunch of Reclexa and that's it.
7:23
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
7:24
SPEAKER_01: And then what did we hear from him?
7:26
SPEAKER_01: Why do you think we haven't heard of it?
7:29
SPEAKER_02: Inmoderation.net, you can find uh pills.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: We've got and for a limited time, if you click the uh the mystery pill, uh we will just send you a handful from our pill bucket, in moderation pill bucket.
7:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's right next to the nutrition bucket, and you never really know which one you're gonna get.
7:49
unknown: You don't know what you're gonna get.
7:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm either gonna have a fun weekend or a really fun weekend.
7:54
SPEAKER_01: It's one of the two.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna get something that's good, or they're going to give you LSD and a laxative in the same hand.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: There's worse combinations, I feel like.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: What would be a worse combination than tripping and also being stuck on the toilet?
8:09
SPEAKER_01: Uh I don't know.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you're tripping with a laxative, I don't think you'd care about the toilet.
8:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like if I but if I took like ayahuasca and like methamphetamines, I feel like that's just a fucking rough day, you know?
8:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:25
SPEAKER_01: That's it for in my go buy your Reclexa.
8:29
SPEAKER_01: And remember, it's all side effects.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: It's all side effects.
8:34
SPEAKER_01: Are you tired of your medications working too well?
8:36
SPEAKER_01: Is the is the reason you take it, that's the problem for you now.
8:40
SPEAKER_01: Try one that's just side effects.
8:42
SPEAKER_02: And when they list the side effects, may include it's all the stuff, the positive stuff that it does.
8:48
SPEAKER_02: That could be the uh the grift there.
8:49
SPEAKER_02: Because it's you know, we're going for all the side effects.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: We just have to list everything.
8:53
SPEAKER_02: It's if you get a boner that lasts more than four hours, don't tell anybody.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: That's that's between you and your crotch.
9:02
SPEAKER_02: You do nothing about it.
9:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we don't say like FDA approved.
9:07
SPEAKER_01: We're like FDA considered.
9:09
SPEAKER_01: It's like we're FDA considered.
9:12
SPEAKER_01: FDA nominated.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: FDA, we thought about it.
9:16
SPEAKER_01: FDA thought.
9:17
SPEAKER_01: It's they had a they had a thought about it.
9:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: We're we're approved by the FDA of like Madagascar.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we approved it.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: It's really easy to get it passed over there.
9:28
SPEAKER_01: What if we get approved by FDA, but not the federal drug agency?
9:34
SPEAKER_01: A different FDA.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: Like stands for something else, but we just say F FDA.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: The Fred Durst administration.
9:43
SPEAKER_01: Like you said you were approved by the FDA.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so funny story about that.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: Side effects may include a limp biscuit.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: With a chocolate starfish.
9:51
SPEAKER_02: You can take that cookie and be careful sticking it up wherever you stick it.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: We we don't know.
9:57
SPEAKER_01: You might want to take your LSD first, but before you start sticking it places.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: There are people that have sent me very heartfelt messages saying that I've saved their lives.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: And then it cuts to you now, just talking about where you shove cookies and the Fred Durst, Fred Durst agency.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Every time we go into a bit, I think, are these people hearing this?
10:16
SPEAKER_02: And is is it still the same?
10:20
SPEAKER_02: Do they still feel like like we're we're cool?
10:24
SPEAKER_01: Or do they lose a little bit of pride or a little bit of like what's the word I'm looking for?
10:31
SPEAKER_01: They literally lose a little bit of like their trust in us or whatever, like every single time, and we just test it every single week.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: I will say the messages I have gotten have all been very positive.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: They're like they they appreciate seeing another side and you know getting to laugh with us, especially since you know we we can get into some serious stuff online and all that.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: So it I I I've I've heard some positive things about it, and I I think it's good.
10:58
SPEAKER_02: We need some some levity and some tough times so that we don't feel reclusive.
11:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay, guys.
11:04
SPEAKER_00: There is an FDA in the UK.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh trade union.
11:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay, FDA approved by a trade union.
11:12
SPEAKER_00: Can we get approved by them?
11:14
SPEAKER_00: Will they do it?
11:15
SPEAKER_01: As long as they have FDA, that's all that matters.
11:18
unknown: Right.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: And we say FDA approved, and we never talk about, never bring that up.
11:23
SPEAKER_01: If people ask, block them immediately.
11:26
SPEAKER_02: What if we start our own Nobel Prize?
11:29
unknown: Right?
11:30
SPEAKER_01: I like where this is going.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: Like it's we we run it on our own, we award it to ourselves.
11:38
SPEAKER_01: We start off by awarding ourselves in the beginning.
11:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: And it's like it's not the same.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: Awarded for creation of this what what are we calling it?
11:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, but instead of no bell, we literally there's a space like like a pet smart.
11:53
SPEAKER_01: It's like no bell.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: We're like no, like no bells.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: Like there's this is a no bell prize for no bells.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: Yes, perfect.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: I like that.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: So you guys have any bells?
12:03
SPEAKER_02: No, I have no bells.
12:04
SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
12:05
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
12:06
SPEAKER_01: So the people say you have a nobel prize, and it's like it depends on the emphasis you put on the word.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: I do have a big trophy, but I can't say why.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, we got plans.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: We have really fucking stupid plans for tro for a trophy.
12:20
SPEAKER_01: Let's just put it at that.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: They're really dumb and hopefully it'll be funny, but it's one of those things where you're just like, we don't know if this will be funny until it all comes together.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: I I'm I'm excited.
12:30
SPEAKER_02: Um it's we we've you and I we've been, you know, uh on the phone just like running bits back and forth.
12:37
SPEAKER_02: And it's like I I kind of want to bring my content in a different direction.
12:42
SPEAKER_01: And I've been telling everybody go message Mike and tell him he should, because he's funny, and it'll be and bring the humor into the videos.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: I think that will that will that will help get the message across.
12:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm too serious and it's stressing me out.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's it it's one of the reasons I've not been posting as much as I used to, because it's I don't want to do it this way anymore.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: And I just haven't been able to become taxing.
13:07
SPEAKER_02: It's very taxing.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: It's uh you know, I it's an important message, so I you know I still keep putting it out there, but I would be much more consistent if it served me as well, and it's not serving me right now.
13:18
SPEAKER_01: So it's um I I woke up the other day, I threw on a wig and a woman's top, and I started yelling into the camera and chatting with my wife April over what it's stupid shit.
13:29
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, this is fun.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: Like this is I need I need to do stuff like that.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: It's a fun video.
13:35
SPEAKER_02: I I we I just watched it right before we got in here.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: It's totally ridiculous.
13:40
SPEAKER_01: I got I had a Joe Dirt wig.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: I was like, fuck it, throw that on in there, why not?
13:44
SPEAKER_01: You know, like I it's uh honestly.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: I also have no idea what they're talking about because I've been on recl recluse recluse recluse Medusa Hymns.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: We don't even remember the name of our drug.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: You know what's crazy?
14:00
SPEAKER_02: There have been people that have asked me, like, do you guys plan the bits out on in moderation?
14:04
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, does it sound like we're writing this?
14:07
SPEAKER_01: The fact that anyone is even remotely considered the fact that they could be planned brings me great joy.
14:14
SPEAKER_02: Like, this sounds written to you.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that should be an offense to us or oh no, I take that as a compliment.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: I j I I take it as a compliment.
14:24
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you take it as a comp cool, cool, great.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: Um uh we're so we're so brilliant at comedy they think that we're professionals.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: Which yeah, it's this is not written, so I have no idea.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh Rob play the clip.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: I've been on my reclusive.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: He's been on his reclexa here for a while.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: He's he had a boner that lasted for three weeks.
14:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: Entering the room before he does.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: You go in through one of those like Star Trek doors that closes a little early.
14:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh gosh.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh shoot, I'm stuck in the door again.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: Was I going in backwards?
15:03
SPEAKER_01: I was thinking it closed a little too soon before you go in.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: That was my idea.
15:06
SPEAKER_02: Like you're going before, okay.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, before he's he's walking up to it and then it shuts.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then it closes.
15:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know what's funny?
15:14
SPEAKER_01: Like the original Star Trek, they had people like pulling those doors closed.
15:18
SPEAKER_01: Like it wasn't, it was just like people, it was like props, you know, they had strings, and people would often do it too quickly or not or one side of the other one, and then it just like fucking hit them, or it would just be way off, and they're like, oh no, do that shit again.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: I had also heard that those were not filmed in space.
15:33
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think that's right.
15:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
15:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure.
15:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure.
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right?
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Shatter's an alien, isn't he?
15:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, he's been to space.
15:44
SPEAKER_02: I didn't really have that guy that looks like a skin tag.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: Like, is he real?
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Wharf?
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Are you talking about Wharf?
15:51
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
15:51
SPEAKER_02: See, you I I didn't you knew it right away.
15:55
SPEAKER_02: He looks like a skin tag.
15:57
SPEAKER_01: I think am I wrong?
15:58
SPEAKER_01: Because you got it.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I well, he's the only one that's like not really human in the main cast because I think they were like their budget for like aliens was like, nah, we can't be doing this all the time.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: Aldi, please uh send your angry Klingon letters to Mike.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: Make sure they're in Klingon.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: Make sure they're in Klingon.
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they can't send them to Jane Roddenberry because he's not around anymore.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: You're just trying.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: Now you're trying.
16:27
SPEAKER_01: Now you're like, no, no, no.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: Give me his penny.
16:29
SPEAKER_01: Give me all the hate.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna get more hate than when we didn't mention the DeLorean.
16:32
SPEAKER_01: By the way, gotta do that now before we fucking leave.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: You get you get more hate for this than even that.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: Did you guys get sent that video of the the girls that saw the DeLorean on the the highway?
17:17
SPEAKER_00: And they were going to be like, I haven't got the no.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: It's let me pull up the audio from it.
17:23
SPEAKER_01: Um DeLorean.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: There was girls and they the DeLoreans went by and they went, what?
17:29
SPEAKER_02: It I'm gonna just play the audio because the audio is very funny.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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unknown: The ultimate alternative.
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SPEAKER_01: Here it is.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that a fucking Mandalorian?
17:38
SPEAKER_00: What is it called?
17:39
SPEAKER_00: A Leviathan?
17:40
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is it called?
17:41
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is it called?
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unknown: What is that?
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SPEAKER_01: And it's just them driving by a DeLorean on the I want to be the guy in that thing when people that make people go, what the fuck?
17:52
SPEAKER_01: That's all I want.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: That's all I want in life.
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SPEAKER_02: They managed to piss off three fandoms all at once.
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SPEAKER_01: Funny is I went on Dr.
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SPEAKER_01: Fran's podcast and I told her about this.
18:05
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I want to get a DeLorean, it's because I've never seen it, blah, blah, blah.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: And she goes, Oh, um, like, I'm not a nerd, so I don't get it.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, wait, what are you talking about?
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SPEAKER_01: Like, and she thought I was talking about the Mandalorian.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, no, not fucking stars universe.
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SPEAKER_01: The Dolorean from ahead to the past.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm talking about.
18:26
SPEAKER_02: You know what the best part about that interaction is?
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SPEAKER_02: She is what you're trying to be for the bit.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's that she's the one like, oh, I have no idea.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I want I want that.
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SPEAKER_01: She genuinely has no idea what you're talking about.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I want to be.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, maybe I could do something with the Mandalorian.
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SPEAKER_01: Somebody's like, You have a DeLorean and be like, oh no, I don't really watch Star Wars.
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SPEAKER_01: Just about work it towards the Mandalorian.
18:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a good idea, too.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: There's so many, there's so many great things with this.
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SPEAKER_01: I need one.
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unknown: I need one.
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SPEAKER_02: For our next in moderation writing session before the next podcast episode that is completely scripted front to back.
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SPEAKER_01: Um yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: We could probably fit a baby Yoda through the food through the prison slot or the prison food slot.
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SPEAKER_02: Mythbusters, where are you at?
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SPEAKER_02: Can we fit a baby Yoda through the food slot slot on the DeLorean?
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SPEAKER_01: On the Dean.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the uh the DeLorean for those uninitiated has a a food slot, like on a prison door.
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SPEAKER_02: The the window does not go all the way down.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a little section in the middle of the window that goes down.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, what if when people say you have a DeLorean?
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SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, because I really like Star Wars and I got this little baby Yoda.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, I make them believe that I got it because I like Mandalorian, and I for some reason I think this is connected to that.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: There's something there.
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SPEAKER_01: There's something there that would be really cool.
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SPEAKER_00: We can figure it out.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: I it would probably help if I've actually seen the Mandalorian.
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SPEAKER_01: I I mean, it's the little baby Yoda Bounty Hunter, pew pew.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, it would help making a connection.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: I like You know about baby Yoda though.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've got about Cemes.
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SPEAKER_01: Baby green Yeah, there you go.
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SPEAKER_01: Thing.
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SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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SPEAKER_01: You got it.
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SPEAKER_01: Ears that you you're there.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: You're talking about this like you're racist against whatever Yoda is.
20:23
SPEAKER_00: We got Mike pissing off Star Trek, we got me pissing off Star Wars, and we got Liam pissing off Back to the Future.
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SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
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SPEAKER_02: Look, I I I'll tell you, I know what the Back to the Future fan base looks like because I'm in a bunch of DeLorean builder groups on Facebook and other Back to the Future pages.
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SPEAKER_02: It is all people who were in high school or of voting age when the movie came out, and me.
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SPEAKER_02: It's all people who have money to uh have garages and build DeLoreans and me.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: And me.
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SPEAKER_02: It's there's it's not like there's another guy my age in these groups.
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SPEAKER_02: So if we've got that demo here, uh I want to get in that group.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh man, that they would just I'd be I'd have one and be like, I don't even know what this is.
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SPEAKER_01: I've no idea how any of this works.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even know how to drive it.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey guys, what's your favorite Mandalorian?
21:18
SPEAKER_02: They would be honestly, genuinely, the DeLorean builder groups would be pissed.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, they would be furious.
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SPEAKER_02: If you went in there and we were like, Well, you know, what's this piece?
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SPEAKER_02: Like, should I paint over the metal?
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SPEAKER_02: Like the metal's so ugly.
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SPEAKER_01: I put cup holders in there.
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SPEAKER_01: I kind of I finagled some things around, you know.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: I replaced the leather seats with fabric.
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SPEAKER_01: I put fabric in there, and then I also had the seat covers, and it's the Mandalorian.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: This is the I think they used this car at Night Rider, didn't they?
21:48
SPEAKER_01: Hey Kit, uh go go gadget, uh fucking oil slick.
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SPEAKER_02: A good number of the people in those groups work for Lockheed Martin.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: I they they can arrange you to be disappeared.
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SPEAKER_02: Almost certainly.
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SPEAKER_01: We're gonna we're gonna need uh we're gonna need to test something here.
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SPEAKER_01: Mythbusters, can they in this group make me disappear?
22:08
SPEAKER_00: Please direct angry letters to Liam.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: Not me.
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SPEAKER_01: All your DeLorean hate.
22:14
SPEAKER_02: All the death threats you've been getting about disrespecting Back to the Future are mysteriously in my handwriting.
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SPEAKER_01: What's the worst color I could paint it?
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SPEAKER_02: They don't love when the DeLoreans are different colors.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I know that.
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SPEAKER_01: What's the worst color?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: All of them?
22:30
SPEAKER_02: What about just gray?
22:32
SPEAKER_02: Like it's you make it look as similar to the stainless steel as possible.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: But it's gray.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: So it's completely unnecessary for you to do so?
22:40
SPEAKER_02: Because, like, you know, you make it like a red or a gold or whatever.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: It's ugly, but it's you've made a choice to change it.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: What if I turn it into a Domino's pizza delivery car?
22:50
SPEAKER_02: That could work.
22:51
SPEAKER_01: I feel like that would be like I turn it into like some kind of delivery vehicle or something.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: And you can deliver it 30 minutes before the order.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't even think about the time travel because I haven't seen the movie.
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SPEAKER_02: There's time travel in them?
23:04
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean time travel?
23:05
SPEAKER_01: Like if you sh like if I show up late, I'd be like, listen, I could have showed up whatever the fuck I want to.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna eat your pizza or not?
23:12
SPEAKER_01: You see that over there?
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SPEAKER_02: Pizza six years ago.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I delivered this pizza five months ago, but you weren't here, fucker.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you want it now or not?
23:20
SPEAKER_00: What back to the future pizza delivery.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: I feel like somebody would somebody out there would be just high enough to buy it.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: Just finally take my pizza.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: Just don't fuck my mom.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: That's the one plot point you know about back to the future, and nothing like yeah.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: What that weird like.
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SPEAKER_01: There's something to do with him sleeping.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's something to do with him sleeping with his own mom or something.
23:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: I I haven't seen it.
23:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, that that is unbecoming.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm not watching that film.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Michael J.
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SPEAKER_02: Fox is a is a is a smut peddler.
23:53
SPEAKER_00: We don't we don't know.
23:54
SPEAKER_00: And is that how the the baby green thing is born?
23:58
SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's George McFly does write a book called Tales from Outer Space at the end of the movie.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not a major plot point.
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SPEAKER_02: It's it's not important.
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SPEAKER_01: You could have made anything up there be like, yeah, for sure.
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SPEAKER_01: Sounds good.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: I could have said anything.
24:12
SPEAKER_01: So in the movie Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh Marty does show up uh in in the beginning of the movie and says, I am Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan.
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SPEAKER_01: Omicron Percy I ate.
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SPEAKER_02: I wish I was kidding.
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SPEAKER_02: That sounds like something I made up.
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SPEAKER_02: You Google it right now.
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SPEAKER_02: I am Darth Vader from the Planet Vulcan.
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SPEAKER_02: That is a line from Back to the Future.
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SPEAKER_02: Do you want to believe I'm I'm telling a fib?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll never be able to verify it.
24:41
SPEAKER_01: We're just gonna go with it.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: It's physically impossible for me to verify that at all without watching the movie, which I'm not allowing myself to do.
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SPEAKER_01: So yes, you're right.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: There's truly no way to tell.
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SPEAKER_02: It can't be verified.
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SPEAKER_02: Anyway, Michael J.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: Fox, if you're listening to this, hands off, buddy.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Call those games back.
24:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm remembering why I took my recluselax.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: Just makes you shit, so you can't leave the house.
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SPEAKER_01: No, Rob, go take some more Snorlax.
25:08
SPEAKER_01: We'll finish this up.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: For those of you who have been missing in moderation, hopefully this is the pill that fixes that.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: The medication that makes you apathetic and reclusive from checking out next week's episode, which will be way better than this one.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: And you're gonna miss it because you're not cool.
25:25
SPEAKER_02: And you're only subscribed to the every other week episodes, idiot.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: Get better, Scrub.