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Sports are Dead, Drunk Gundy, Terrifying Mascots, Fun With Futures cont. · Three For The Money

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  But yeah, we're here. We're back. Chris, how are you doing?
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  I'm doing well. I know last time we recorded, I said I was back and betting on baseball.
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  I've taken a couple of days off since then because I started off really hot on the comeback,
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  then immediately went in the toilet. But we're back. We're feeling it out. The games I've got
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  going right now have just started. So I'm sure I'll be making some sort of visceral reaction
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  during the course of the recording. But I mean, I'm fine. We're getting to the dog days of the
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  betting and sports calendar where it's like, well, if you don't like baseball or women's basketball,
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  you're kind of fucked. But overall, doing well. Doing well. I am well. How are you?
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  I am okay. Haven't really been betting. Been pretty busy. But have you returned to betting on the dub?
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  Can't return to what I never started. So no.
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  Okay. It will be all star break is next week. So I'll probably do my obligatory one WNBA bet
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  a year when they're the only sport that is going on. So stay tuned for that next week.
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  Yes. Stay tuned. Sean, how are you doing? I know that you got your stitches out.
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  What else? Yep. Had my post stop point me yesterday. While I was waiting in the waiting
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  room, I got a notification from Trend Center that was like, hey, the the Phillies are like
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  pretty good in this spot when after they've lost and their
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  total is and I was like, well, I'm just waiting here in this in this waiting room. So I'll throw
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  a couple bucks down on that. That cruised just absolutely crushed. And then I doubled down today
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  on the same thing for the Reds money line, which is making me a little nervous now,
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  because the Rockies just went up three, oh, but we're going to trust the system. We're going to
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  trust the process. There's more than three innings in baseball that I know for a fact.
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  So hopefully by the time this show ends, we'll we'll be right back in the green.
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  But other than that, yeah, we're doing good. Oh, yes.
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  Okay, there's really not much going on like like Chris, like Chris mentioned, we do have a
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  little fun with futures at the end of the episode, we can we can go over
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  as our weekly series of futures as we patiently wait for for this upcoming football season.
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  But I do have something which starts I was reminded.
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  Yeah, sorry. I'll say I was reminded of this
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  a couple days ago, football season starts a couple weeks. Yeah, next month. All a fame game.
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  Yep. Let's go. Yeah, we're almost there. It's just when you got to get you really got to dig
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  through July. You really got to like push through it. Yeah, after the fourth, because it's like
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  fourth, it's like, oh, it's fun party and stuff. But like the week after weeks after that,
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  then August, you get like football, like news, and you start to feel like it's back or getting back.
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  But yeah, July, it's when's the next golf tournament that I can give a shit about? August is
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  usually when I start my mock drafts for fantasy to a couple of those a week,
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  which are pointless because it's the league that we're in as a bunch of dodo brains.
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  But it's still fun to just be like, oh, okay, this player's going probably around around this
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  around this time. So but we never know the never know our position until the day of the draft.
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  I never do which I'm fine with. I never do mocks until usually like the day of the draft. I'll do
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  like one or two the day of because like you said, yeah, we got some wild cards and that was a better
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  that's probably a better word for the people in our league. The guy who always drafts Justin Tucker
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  in like the fourth round just won it last year. All right, boys, I my computer took a complete
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  shit. So I have no idea where we left off, but I'm going to figure it out when when I'm when
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  I'm putting this this thing together. We were talking about dodo brains and fantasy football.
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  Yeah, I was just we have a couple. Chris described them as wild cards, which was a better
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  you know, word for some of the people in our league.
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  And because you know, we got we got some guy that drafts Justin Tucker in the fourth round
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  every year. So yeah, mock drafts are kind of useless in our league. But I still like to do them. I
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  think they're fun. I think it gives a good idea of where a player could go and could build
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  some strategy of building a team, a championship team.
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  But well, I would not know I do the mock draft, but I have yet to win. I've come pretty close.
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  You're not mocking hard enough. I guess not. How many how many mocks do you think you do?
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  Maybe like five. You got to get those numbers up. Yeah, you have a lot more than that.
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  Those are rookie. Those are non championship winning numbers.
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  Yeah, I mainly just I do like to get a feel of the values. I do like to the day of and I want to
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  chip two years ago. So maybe you ran it in with that talk. I mean, I don't think what I said was
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  wrong. He has not won one yet. That's accurate. So but you've won before like this is not that two
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  years ago is not your first championship. That's also correct. Okay. I'm glad we're stating facts.
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  Sean, you've won a championship, right? Yeah, the first year I ever did fantasy. Yeah. Yeah.
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  That is a ton of mocks. But I'm glad I'm glad you're a champion. I am a champion. A couple
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  champions on this on this on this show on this panel. I'm a two time champion. I've not fantasy.
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  I have two separate rings, I should say. I have a fantasy football championship. And I've,
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  I'm going to tell you, I've got my rookie league hockey league championship. I got I got two rings.
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  So I was gonna be like, I won the class spelling bee in third grade or something.
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  No, no, no. We're just counting all of our accomplishments. No, none of that should count.
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  But yeah, yeah, congratulations. Anyway, Chris, is there any news of maybe, I don't know, a
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  a head of a program and alcohol? Maybe like, is there some is there some story there? Is there
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  something going on? Yeah, glad you it's a weird coincidence that you asked that because just
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  yesterday, not even well, maybe a little bit more than 24 hours. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State head
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  football coach was asked about one of his players, Ollie Gordon is his name, what got a DUI in the
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  off season. And they asked some reporter asked him about a big 12 media days, or media day. And
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  he was like, Well, I looked up, like how many beers you can have under the and remain under the
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  legal limit is like three or four. I've done that thousands of times in my life. And I was like,
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  okay, coach, maybe don't admit admit to DUI's into a microphone on national television. But,
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  you know, that's just me. I'm just he's far more successful than I am. So who am I to judge? But
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  yeah, that was all time. That was all time. College football coach moment like, well,
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  shit. What's he three or four beers? What is that? Come on. Yeah, I mean, I don't think he's really
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  like, you know, I, I think he's not trying to justify his actions. But he did a really poor job
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  at not justifying his actions. I believe he even I don't have the exact quote in front of me. But
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  I do believe I could be wrong. But I think he said like, not trying to justify DUI. But yeah,
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  I'm about to justify his DUI. Yeah, the the quote is, I'm not justifying what all he did. I'm telling
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  you what decision I made. Well, I thought I've probably done that 1000 times in my life.
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  A thousand? That's a lot. That is a lot. He's he's older than we are. So I mean,
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  but still, those are pretty big numbies. You're gonna be honest.
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  Those are numbers. He's in work. Yeah. And then he said he would punish
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  Ali Gordon by making him run the ball 50 times in their season. So he's gonna punish him by
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  making him do his job. Right. I mean, where do you know where the DUI do you know where the DUI
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  happened? Was it in still water? Actually, I don't know. That's a good question. Because like, if it's
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  in still water in the summer, it's probably not much to do. You know, it's one of those
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  Midwestern things just a couple beers, drive to the homies house, more beers, drive, drive back home.
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  I don't know. No, I mean, you're yeah, trying to justify his actions or anything. Just saying
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  what? But I get it.
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  Okay. Hold on. It doesn't say where exactly. Oklahoma City area, quote unquote. But see,
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  this says arrested on suspicion of DUI.
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  Hmm. Hmm. Doesn't sound legit. I mean, maybe they proved it later. But how do you have?
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  How does that work? I'm pretty sure. Well, they can take you in if they suspect
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  really anything to be honest. Like that. Like,
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  I get it. But also like, they have field sobriety tests, like just prove it right there.
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  I may be wrong in this, but probably didn't want to prove it.
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  Yeah, I just, I don't know the whole story. I don't know what happened
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  after that, you know, after he was pulled over. Even if you pass a field sobriety test and like,
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  if you pass because it's completely like, you know, up to the officer, whether you pass or not.
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  Like even, well, like if you do like, you know, the touch your nose, say the alphabet backwards,
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  like, you know, that that kind of like field sobriety, like walk the line. Like if it's kind of
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  up to them, if because they're the only ones judging you on it. But I'm not really sure if they do
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  like the roadside breathalyzers anymore. I know that some places don't have that.
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  That's news to me. I assumed, like I knew they make you do like the alphabet and the walk the line
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  and all that shit. But I should assume every time they would also have you do a breathalyzer. I didn't
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  know that people weren't doing them anymore. Is that a COVID thing? I like to COVID get rid of
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  that. And then it's just one of those things that never came back. I don't know.
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  I was trying to, I remember this story about some college athlete, he might have been like just like
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  a swimmer or something. And he, he did like the field sobriety test, and they had like a portable
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  like breathalyzer. And he blew a 0.0. And he is telling the cops the whole time that he is not,
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  he's not on anything. He didn't smoke, he didn't drink. He was just going home. And
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  blew a 0.0. Cop still took him in. Still arrested for DUI. I mean, he later got, you know, he, I
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  think he ended up suing those officers and like, because that's a wrongful arrest. But
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  Yeah, I was going to say like, what's the point of the whole breathalyzer thing then if they can
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  just like, well, I still think you're drunk. Yeah, it's that's, that's, that's the point. That's the
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  point I'm trying to make. It's like, they, it's up, it's really up to them. But this guy probably
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  what did have a few and probably shouldn't have been driving. So yeah, well, my guy does it all
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  the time. So yeah, I mean, we're we did by lead by example, like,
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  lead by exactly.
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  Oh, Mike, I loved Twitter today, though, that was fun. With all the Mike Gundy tweets.
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  It's like Mike Gundy on his way to some prospect like
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  just they're all so good. Trying to look at him. He's 56. Geez. Do y'all remember from back in the
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  day, his like post game press conference ran? He's like, I'm a man. I'm 40. Yeah. Yeah. That's 16
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  years. That makes me feel incredibly. Yeah. So yeah, that's, I was just looking at Mike Gundy
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  tweets and it was like, Mike Gundy driving home tonight. And it's the scene from Wolf of Wall
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  Street when he's on the on the lewd in his Ferrari. Just never change, Mike, but don't drink a drive.
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  Unless you get caught. Unless you get caught.
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  Oh, anything else interesting happened with Mike Gundy or just just in general
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  that sports that raptor splirer was a port. He played guilty to wire frog. Oh, for his
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  is the gambler. The gambling. Yeah. Yeah. Is Jalen port? I think Jalen.
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  Let me look it up. I've got a jaunty. Oh, gosh. I was close. I just thought we were we were both
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  wrong. Just like, Yeah. Now you know. Yeah. I don't we we've already kind of beaten that
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  beating that horse. Just talking about like, yeah, we don't have to talk about it. I was just
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  saying that you're like what happened? I was like, Well, that he's going to jail. I guess I assume he is.
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  Yeah. Well, we would just probably, you know, when it happened, we're all like, Why would you do this?
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  Oh, yeah. Like Lee Liegeman is like three mil or something. Yeah.
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  Yeah. No, yeah. I love it every time one of these like, illegal sports betting things comes out.
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  You get to see that a record is like he placed like 80 bets and won like four is like,
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  bro, you play the sport. You should I'm better than that. And I suck. You should be at least a little
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  bit better than me. He knows how to play ball but is a no ball. Well, maybe he doesn't really know
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  how to play either. He was like 10th man. Yeah, you got that far. I mean, yeah, these athletes,
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  they're probably record that come out like Calvin Ridley and Porter and it's like,
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  How are you this bad? Like, if you think about it, if you put one side of a line like the spread
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  It's not 50-50, but it's like a true or false question.
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  Like one is right and one is wrong.
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  To go four and 80 is incredibly just like,
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  you have to try to be that bad.
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  I feel like, I mean, I've had NFL weeks
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  where I've been like two and 15 or something,
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  but like, and it's awful.
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  But I don't know.
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  That's not, yeah.
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  I do.
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  Why left the US team for the Olympics?
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  I don't know why he's probably hurt again or something.
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  I think he could be hurt and they just didn't want to release it,
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  but I saw like the official statement was like,
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  he wants to focus on next season.
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  So that's code for, he's hurt and we don't want to disclose that
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  because we don't have to or he doesn't care.
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  And I think both of her could both have equal chance of being true.
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  Both are on the table.
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  Because it's like, I get if you're like a bench player on this team,
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  like yet you're still going to play a lot
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  because they're going to win every game by like 40 for the most part.
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  But it would be, well, they're going to be aside from like France
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  and others, Spain, maybe they're going to be everyone by 50.
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  But yeah, I would be if I'm like the backup point,
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  which I have no idea if Kawhi was starting or not, I'd be like,
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  it'd be kind of rough, maybe not rough,
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  but like if you want to play,
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  maybe not be the most fun environment.
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  Yeah, maybe he's struggling to see if it's worth his time.
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  I mean, it's probably not like you, like I said, you're going to go over there.
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  You're going to win every game.
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  You're going to their minus like 600 or whatever the wind goal.
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  So you're just going over there to go through the motions.
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  And it's like, if I leave, it doesn't matter because they're still going to win.
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  So.
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  Just go back and show you some.
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  Or honestly, I don't know, dude, I feel like the US has kind of fallen
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  apart with our sports lately.
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  We got smoked.
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  The US football team got smoked by Japan.
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  That was I don't.
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  So what was that?
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  I know it was American football.
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  I don't even really know what that was, but I know that it's my country
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  and that we lost in football.
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  And I was like, how?
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  Was it like an under 18 thing?
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  Like, I don't even know because I mean, we're not sending our guides for that.
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  Yeah, probably.
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  Like, I want to know who is on this team.
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  Was it like high schoolers or was it because we wouldn't even send like
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  D2 college guys for this, if we're being honest.
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  So I want to know like who was on this team.
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  It might have been an under 20 league.
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  It's kind of what I see here.
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  But still, that doesn't look good for like the future.
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  Like. Oh, no, like.
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  I mean, I'm more worried about the NBA draft.
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  But like it seems like every year now it's some guy from France getting drafted
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  first over all now instead of the college player.
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  Yeah, I mean.
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  I'm not worried about if we send our best guys to in football to play Japan.
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  I like our chances.
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  I don't know what if we're sending like, like I said,
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  just like some regional high school champion to play Japan.
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  Yeah, that's why it'll never be an Olympic sport.
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  I don't I don't think football, American football will never be an Olympic sport.
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  No, it never will.
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  And honestly, like if it was, I don't think we would take it seriously.
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  Because no, like top like Patrick Mahomes would not do that.
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  I think we know I think he'd go.
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  I think he'd go.
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  Maybe you don't think he'd go.
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  Go maybe you don't think he'd go to get a gold medal.
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  Maybe just say you're a gold medalist in football, but also like we know we're the best.
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  Like why do we like we knew we were the best in basketball with the dream team?
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  Like, you know, they still went.
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  Well, that was more reasserting.
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  That was more reasserting dominance than anything.
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  But I don't know.
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  I just think I'd be like at the end of the day, we're still the best.
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  Like if we send like our D team over there and we lose, I wouldn't lose sleep.
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  It'd be embarrassing, but I feel like I would care as much as I do about this under 20 lead team getting bow raced by Japan.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  But it's still like a kick in the in the nuts for.
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  Yeah, I mean, it's a good old US of A.
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  Yeah, it doesn't feel good.
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  I don't know.
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  I feel like I feel like the top players, if American football became an Olympic sport, I feel like they would they would go and compete.
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  I feel like the first time.
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  Yeah, just so you can say, like, I'm an Olympic gold medalist.
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  But after you win, like if America wins like five gold medals in a row in this, would we win?
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  Whoever the top star is at the time, you like, what am I going to do this, especially like I'm going to go over there,
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  Tarenade ACL the proof what?
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  I mean, you could back when the Pro Bowl was like not, you know, a bunch of yard games, like you could have done that there as well.
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  And that's essentially what it.
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  Yeah, I was going to say that's what that I know that mentality led the Pro Bowl and becoming a gold medalist.
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  Mentality led the Pro Bowl and becoming Dutch football and then now just like cookout games.
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  I mean, I get it.
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  It sucks, but I get it.
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  I want to talk about something real quick.
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  It just came across my desk.
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  OK, should quote from Shudor Sanders.
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  Oh, I just saw this too.
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  I just saw this.
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  Yeah, he says Colorado QB ready for 2024 season.
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  Quote, I know where everybody's Super Bowl.
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  Motherfucker, you went four and eight last season.
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  You are nobody.
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  So your Colorado State Super Bowl, maybe your rival from an inferior conference.
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  Nobody gives a shit about you.
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  I'm so sick.
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  The media will make it look like that because they just love gobbling on Deon's balls.
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  But I am so sick of Colorado.
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  I hate them.
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  I'm full on hate or no, I hate they win.
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  They win like one important game.
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  Week one against and it's like it's like, oh, my God, the Messiah is here.
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  And it's like.
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  OK, but you just I just saw a tweet and I'm going to steal it from this.
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  But it was like, OK, if you if you're there, Super Bowl,
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  you gave eight Super Bowl victories to another team.
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  Exactly like they're not.
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  Congratulations that them beating.
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  The like them beating TCU is the worst thing that could happen to college football.
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  And then nobody talks about how TCU was very, very average,
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  being putting it nicely last season.
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  Like, oh, they play the national championship like the year before.
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  Lost by 60.
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  But like, oh, they still did it.
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  And yeah, they were very, again, mediocre to put it politely last year.
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  Lost by 60 and lost a bunch of people.
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  Yeah, lost everybody.
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  Lost everybody that was worth a shit from that from that championship.
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  Yeah. And then, yeah.
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  And then you barely beat them, which I know it's Colorado.
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  They suck too. So wins a win.
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  But I'm I hate them.
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  I'm turning it just a full on hater.
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  I don't think Dion's coaching style can work in college.
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  And then he's going to get fired in a few years,
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  or he'll accept a higher job because he's Dion and he'll get that.
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  And then it'll just come crashing down on his.
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  This coaching style cannot work in college, just getting like transfers.
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  It doesn't.
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  You can do that in basketball, college basketball.
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  You can do that. We've seen that work.
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  You can't do that in college football, especially in coaching,
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  in coaching like a complete horse's ass.
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  It doesn't work.
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  It won't work and he's going to wind like a bitch when it all like comes crashing down.
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  Yeah, that pissed me off.
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  No, no, Sanders, by the way, he people talk about number one overall pick.
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  This guy, he's not that good.
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  He's not. He tore it up at Jackson State.
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  Cool. FCS doesn't matter.
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  He's not that good. He's not going to be a good.
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  And unless he goes and falls out this year,
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  I've been proven wrong many times.
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  I just do not see it with him like he can sling it.
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  Yes, he can run, but his decision making is not there.
• 31:05
  I just don't I don't get it.
• 31:09
  When I saw.
• 31:12
  Him, Shador on the cover of the college football 25.
• 31:18
  We'll get into that next week, by the way, since it releases next week.
• 31:24
  I was like, really?
• 31:26
  Like.
• 31:28
  Him like he won.
• 31:31
  He won four games.
• 31:33
  And he's just a name.
• 31:35
  That's all that's all he is like really like he's OK.
• 31:41
  If he was.
• 31:43
  Number one overall or Johnson, no one would give up.
• 31:45
  Yeah, exactly. Shador Johnson, Shador Sanders,
• 31:48
  no one would give a shit about it.
• 31:50
  No, he would still be an FCS.
• 31:52
  He would still be an FCS quarterback.
• 31:55
  Oh, yeah. He he wouldn't have transferred if he.
• 31:59
  If his if his dad wasn't the head coach of now a big 12 team.
• 32:04
  And.
• 32:06
  And I don't know where he was getting offers from, like, which I don't know
• 32:10
  if he really got any offers out of high school because of like, well,
• 32:12
  he's just going to go where daddy goes.
• 32:14
  So why would you not offer him?
• 32:16
  But.
• 32:18
  You could people could make the arguments.
• 32:19
  I only only went to an FCS team because it was dad.
• 32:22
  It's like, OK.
• 32:24
  He still went.
• 32:25
  That was the only place he's had success so far in his collegiate career.
• 32:29
  The only place he's had success is Jackson State.
• 32:31
  And that's not good.
• 32:35
  Yeah, it's.
• 32:37
  I don't know. I think there's.
• 32:40
  There's a mentality of.
• 32:41
  Of.
• 32:42
  Of the dad was good.
• 32:44
  So the offspring must be good as well.
• 32:47
  You know that there's a lot of that going on right now.
• 32:51
  And you know, it's probably been going on for a while.
• 32:56
  But you know, we're just now like at the age that we are growing up.
• 33:01
  We're just now experiencing this shift and it's becoming more apparent.
• 33:08
  And I'm going to be straight up.
• 33:10
  I don't like it. I don't like this this hype of like, oh, the next one.
• 33:16
  You know, like it's like.
• 33:19
  Just because some kid came from like a hall of famers balls
• 33:24
  does not mean that he will also be a whole thing.
• 33:28
  I'm sorry. I'm just calling it like it is.
• 33:32
  You're exactly right.
• 33:33
  And he's acting like his dad did.
• 33:36
  And that's you can do that one.
• 33:38
  You're a defensive bat when you're kind of out there making plays on your own.
• 33:43
  Like you can be I'm the best.
• 33:45
  Fuck everyone else.
• 33:46
  That can be your attitude.
• 33:47
  You can't do that as a quarterback.
• 33:49
  You have to be like a team leader as a court like and he's.
• 33:53
  He hasn't shown that he can be that.
• 33:55
  And he only has one more year left to prove that at a high like yet.
• 34:00
  Again, Jackson's.
• 34:01
  What do you do?
• 34:02
  That means nothing.
• 34:04
  If he can't do it at Colorado, let's say.
• 34:07
  If he can't do it at Colorado, let's say they're not playing
• 34:10
  was never in the big 12.
• 34:12
  So they will be playing better competition.
• 34:14
  But when they're in the pack 12, they weren't going through like a gauntlet of a
• 34:18
  like that a few tough games.
• 34:20
  They weren't like they weren't playing like an SEC schedule.
• 34:26
  So he needs he should have been better.
• 34:29
  And I mean, unless he goes out and balls this year, I was I stand corrected.
• 34:35
  I don't see it.
• 34:37
  I just don't.
• 34:38
  I do think that he is a good player.
• 34:43
  Like he had talent clearly.
• 34:47
  It's just like you can't flip a whole college football team in a in an off season.
• 34:54
  You know, and so I mean, I think you'll have a better year this year, but I don't think.
• 34:59
  I think you have to have some something like a little bit of that mentality of like, you know, I am I am the best.
• 35:07
  I mean, you're the quarterback.
• 35:08
  You have to be able to believe in yourself.
• 35:12
  But at the same time, you're kind of crossing that threshold a little bit with with your previous tenure with last season.
• 35:22
  We only won four games.
• 35:24
  Yeah, I do think he is good.
• 35:26
  And he does have a decent mentality and he has talent.
• 35:31
  It's just really a matter of getting the right team and, you know, another year development.
• 35:38
  But I think you can't have this like I'm I'm the shit.
• 35:44
  Like I am the best when you won four football games.
• 35:47
  Like you can say that you can you can think that I should say you cannot say it.
• 35:54
  Yeah, you cannot say we are everyone's Super Bowl and I am God's gift of football when you want four games.
• 36:02
  You just can't.
• 36:04
  Yeah, correct.
• 36:06
  Yeah, I mean across that that threshold of of being confident to being stupidly cocky.
• 36:14
  Yeah, yeah.
• 36:16
  Yeah.
• 36:18
  So.
• 36:20
  I'm full on I'm full on this season.
• 36:24
  I will say Boulder is a great town.
• 36:27
  There is it's beautiful.
• 36:30
  The beautiful town.
• 36:32
  I love Boulder.
• 36:33
  But yeah, I think I think Colorado University is kind of pissing me off a little bit.
• 36:39
  And I knew I knew that that Oregon game last year when they got fucking smoked.
• 36:48
  It was the day of my sister's wedding.
• 36:50
  I'll never forget it.
• 36:52
  And it was we were watching it in the in the groomsman suite and I was just like, man, they're about to get their shit pumped by bow Nix in Oregon.
• 37:01
  And they did.
• 37:04
  That was easiest money I ever made in my life.
• 37:07
  Oregon, my Oregon minus whatever they were or I think it was like 21 and a half Oregon team total over Colorado team total under that was.
• 37:17
  And like, I mean, anyone who actually like followed the sport saw that come in a mile.
• 37:25
  Yeah, yeah.
• 37:29
  I don't remember what I had for that game.
• 37:32
  Maybe I maybe I had the over.
• 37:34
  I feel like that was an overplay for for a will here.
• 37:38
  I'll be honest.
• 37:39
  I don't know if it hit.
• 37:40
  I was gonna say I think it was 40 to six.
• 37:44
  I don't know.
• 37:47
  I don't know.
• 37:48
  Obviously.
• 37:49
  I would like to retract a statement about the college football 25 because it's not Shadoor Sanders on the cover.
• 37:57
  It's just like the back of a bunch of jerseys or something.
• 38:00
  No, it's it's like it's Travis.
• 38:03
  There's three. There's three athletes on the cover.
• 38:06
  And it's it's you.
• 38:08
  It's Quinn Ewers from Michigan.
• 38:11
  And then no, sorry, Quinn Ewers from Texas, then Donovan Edwards from Michigan and then Travis Henry Hunter.
• 38:19
  Sorry, Travis Hunter from Colorado.
• 38:23
  If anyone should be talking shit, it's him because he's a very good player.
• 38:28
  He might be the best athlete in college football.
• 38:33
  Yeah, he's elite.
• 38:36
  Both sides of the ball.
• 38:38
  Like if anyone should be talking, yeah, and like he plays the perfect, the two best positions to make everything about him, D.B. and Lidersey.
• 38:45
  And he's nothing.
• 38:48
  Like he talks during the season, but nobody can like everyone does that.
• 38:53
  You never hear anything from him.
• 38:55
  So I think if anyone should be talking shit, it's him.
• 38:58
  Absolutely.
• 38:59
  I would agree with that.
• 39:00
  All right, moving on.
• 39:02
  We're going to talk about the NFL fun with future segment we have every week.
• 39:07
  This week, we got a rookie stat.
• 39:09
  We got a rookie.
• 39:11
  We do a rookie the year QB or just just a rookie stat.
• 39:17
  Just a rookie stat.
• 39:19
  Yeah.
• 39:20
  Yes, we're doing a rookie pro rookie prop.
• 39:23
  I'm going to throw it to Chris so I can pivot out or whatever he says.
• 39:30
  Sounds good.
• 39:32
  I got an offensive rookie of the year winner and I'm not going chalk.
• 39:38
  I'm not going kill Williams.
• 39:40
  I got Jane Daniels offensive, Ricky of the year.
• 39:43
  Best thoughts that I can see were plus 650 on fan.
• 39:48
  He's going to put up numbers like big numbers and throwing and Russian.
• 39:53
  Like he's just like he will.
• 39:55
  And I think the rushing is what's going to get him the award is like he might not have as many passing yards as cable Williams and maybe he will.
• 40:02
  Honestly, I don't know.
• 40:03
  I don't think cable Williams is God's gift of football.
• 40:05
  Like everyone thinks he is, but he's going to put up way more rushing numbers.
• 40:11
  He's probably going to have like a shit ton of rushing touchdowns too.
• 40:15
  So I think that's going to get that the commander's offense on paper sneaky.
• 40:22
  Pretty good.
• 40:23
  They signed Austin Eckler in the offseason.
• 40:25
  I know he's ancient, but he can still a good pass catching back.
• 40:30
  I think they have maybe the most underrated received core in the league with Terry McClarn and John Dawson.
• 40:37
  I think both those guys are dogs.
• 40:39
  And then they drafted Luke McCaffrey Christian McCaffrey's brother.
• 40:43
  He's got, I think he's slated to be the third wide receiver.
• 40:47
  I think you'll be a really good slot receiver.
• 40:53
  He had 1100 all purpose yards, 13 touchdowns in his senior year at Rice.
• 40:58
  I mean, if he's as half as good as brother, he'll be a decent wide receiver.
• 41:03
  And they signed Zach Erd's to, or the trade.
• 41:07
  I can't remember which.
• 41:09
  I think they signed either way.
• 41:10
  Zach Erd's on the team.
• 41:12
  Yeah.
• 41:13
  Okay. Cause I remember he was like wanting a trade last season.
• 41:17
  I can't remember what happened.
• 41:19
  But anyway, Zach Erd's is a, is a manned or now also old, but still good pass catching tight end.
• 41:25
  And I think if he, if he exceeds his potential and Caleb Williams just isn't like amazed, like just flat out amazed.
• 41:40
  I think they gave it to Daniels.
• 41:43
  Like, Caleb Williams, in my opinion, to win this award has to be everything that people are saying he will be.
• 41:49
  And that's a tall task, especially like in a tough division and playing with the bears who don't have a good history of quarterback.
• 42:01
  So yeah, I think Jane Daniels, I think good value, especially I think he's the second highest odds at six.
• 42:08
  So I think good value there.
• 42:10
  Yeah.
• 42:11
  I like him to win offensive Ricky the overall as the kids say, Will, what do you got?
• 42:21
  I was trying to pivot from my original pick, but I just saw some research that my pivot pick was not good.
• 42:34
  Not good.
• 42:38
  Yeah, kick it to kick it to.
• 42:40
  Okay.
• 42:42
  All right, taking it shot.
• 42:43
  What do you get?
• 42:45
  All right, I've got Marvin Harrison Jr. over 1000 and a half yards.
• 42:50
  Pretty safe pick. I'm not going to lie.
• 42:53
  He is the best wide receiver of this class.
• 42:58
  He's the favorite to win like the most passing yard or most receiving yards of rookies plus 170, but I'm just going to go for his total on his over.
• 43:11
  You telling me the wide receiver one isn't going to get 1000 yards.
• 43:18
  I'm not telling you.
• 43:19
  He will.
• 43:21
  Okay.
• 43:22
  Well, I'm betting that he will.
• 43:25
  He will.
• 43:26
  There you go.
• 43:27
  He will.
• 43:28
  1000.
• 43:29
  What?
• 43:30
  He, you know, obviously he plays for the Cardinals.
• 43:35
  I don't know if you've looked at their depth chart recently, but it's pretty apparent that they have absolutely no one at a wide receiver.
• 43:46
  I mean, they've got Michael Wilson.
• 43:49
  I think he will be the only one to get the ball.
• 43:59
  He was an absolute monster at Ohio State putting up numbers.
• 44:07
  I expect.
• 44:09
  That to translate over into the NFL. So give me Marvin Harrison, Jr. over 1000 yards.
• 44:20
  Minus one.
• 44:21
  I was glad you said that about the.
• 44:25
  Oh, I was wondering, like when you were said like he's the wide receiver one, obviously is, but I was wondering, what's the score?
• 44:38
  I was like, who the hell else is on that team?
• 44:43
  Exactly.
• 44:44
  And he was the only other name I knew that has played for them.
• 44:49
  Yeah.
• 44:50
  They lost a bunch of people.
• 44:52
  They lost.
• 44:54
  Well, no, I think it was just Marquis Brown, but I think they did have lost.
• 44:59
  Yeah, they've lost.
• 45:00
  They've lost everybody, but Marquis Brown signed with the chiefs, which is kind of wild.
• 45:07
  Because they just, yeah, because like, I feel like he could have, Marquis Brown could have gotten more player time with playing time with the Cardinals.
• 45:19
  Didn't he play for the Ravens last year?
• 45:22
  Was he?
• 45:23
  Hollywood.
• 45:24
  Yeah, he was treated the same year that AJ was treated. It was in the same draft. It happened around the same time.
• 45:33
  And he played in Baltimore, correct?
• 45:37
  Before Arizona, correct.
• 45:40
  But he played with Arizona for like two years.
• 45:43
  I had those flips then. I don't know why I thought he was drafted by the Cardinals.
• 45:48
  No, he was drafted by the Ravens, treated to the Cardinals.
• 45:53
  But him signing with the chiefs is kind of weird because they, the chiefs picked up Xavier Worthy, who is also a monster.
• 46:06
  Dog.
• 46:08
  Fucking dog. DAWG, all caps, dog.
• 46:13
  All they need is another weapon.
• 46:16
  Yeah. And so, I mean, he's probably ring chasing, which I get, but I feel like he could have gotten more player time playing.
• 46:25
  I don't know why I keep doing that. Playing time with the Cardinals definitely could have put up more numbers, I think, with the Cardinals.
• 46:33
  But yeah, I like, I like Harrison Jr. in a spot, really being the only guy out there.
• 46:40
  So if you're betting against the wide receiver one to not get a thousand yards, you're kind of sick in the head.
• 46:49
  Just being real. Just being real.
• 46:54
  I agree with that.
• 46:56
  Will, have you found a good pivoting point?
• 47:00
  Yeah.
• 47:02
  Okay.
• 47:06
  I'm piggybacking off of Chris's Jade and Daniel's rookie of the year pick, and I'm going to add over 3075 and a half passing yards to, to that pick.
• 47:21
  You know, much like Chris said, you know, commanders, they don't look that bad on paper.
• 47:28
  You know, they got Austin Eckler, the check down king.
• 47:31
  I don't know if you mentioned that, Chris.
• 47:33
  I really wasn't paying attention. I really should have. But I wasn't.
• 47:38
  Scary Terry.
• 47:39
  He didn't. Just, just so you know.
• 47:41
  All right. Awesome.
• 47:43
  Scary Terry, you know, he's great.
• 47:45
  John Dodson, sneaky good.
• 47:48
  You know, Luke McCaffrey, you know, like Chris said, I remember this part, if he's a fraction of, of how good a, a, a, his brother is, then wide receiver three is no tall task.
• 48:02
  They did sign Zach Arts.
• 48:04
  They, I mean, it's this.
• 48:09
  What is this like the first full year that that they have the new owner?
• 48:14
  Because I think it is.
• 48:18
  If I'm not mistaken, I don't remember exactly when the team was sold last year.
• 48:23
  But it's definitely the first like full off season going into the year that they that under the new ownership.
• 48:33
  Yeah. And so I feel like this is a, this is a good sign.
• 48:39
  I was going to say something like they probably have the most complete team out of the, the first round quarterbacks that went to but I think the bears do have a more complete team but.
• 48:52
  I think this team is more ready, if that makes sense, the more ready to take that next step to not sucking.
• 49:03
  So new owner.
• 49:06
  Things are good.
• 49:07
  And, and the yellow pants are back.
• 49:09
  The yellow pants are back.
• 49:11
  The yellow pants are back.
• 49:12
  Love me some yellow britches.
• 49:15
  Did you guys know that Bobby Wagner is on the commanders?
• 49:21
  I did not.
• 49:24
  No, I did not.
• 49:26
  I knew they signed a bunch of guys on defense.
• 49:30
  I did not know Bobby Wagner was one good for him.
• 49:33
  Yeah.
• 49:34
  I'm looking at the the depth chart right now.
• 49:36
  I was like, oh my God, this fucking Bobby Wagner.
• 49:39
  It's because Dan Quinn's the head coach.
• 49:41
  And he was the DC for the Legion to boom.
• 49:45
  Backwards had.
• 49:47
  When you're at least on the sidelines, you're not.
• 50:00
  Standing for no reason and a.
• 50:02
  Coaches box.
• 50:04
  That's miles above the state.
• 50:07
  But.
• 50:08
  So, yeah, yeah, of course, yes, the stand makes a lot of sense.
• 50:11
  a lot of sense.
• 50:12
  So yeah, I probably stand too.
• 50:18
  No, it makes no sense.
• 50:20
  They're just so nervous.
• 50:22
  They'll be pacing around.
• 50:24
  One thing that made me so mad last season for really no reason.
• 50:28
  I get it.
• 50:29
  Stupid.
• 50:30
  Every time they showed him in the coaches box, he was always standing.
• 50:35
  Nobody does that.
• 50:36
  You're in the highest point of the stadium.
• 50:39
  You don't have to stand.
• 50:40
  It's probably just nerves.
• 50:41
  I don't know.
• 50:42
  I stand when I'm nervous.
• 50:43
  You should be a head coach.
• 50:44
  He loves balls.
• 50:46
  That's fair point.
• 50:49
  I love balls.
• 50:51
  No.
• 50:52
  No.
• 50:53
  It pisses me off.
• 50:54
  You say it sometimes.
• 50:55
  It makes no sense.
• 50:56
  When you're watching games.
• 50:57
  Yes, I'm a fan.
• 50:58
  I'm not coaching the team.
• 51:04
  But yeah, Jadon Daniels over 3,075 and a half passing yards minus 112 on the Fanville Sportsbook.
• 51:12
  Not sponsored.
• 51:16
  But yeah, that's the play.
• 51:21
  Do we want to do a silly conversation topic?
• 51:27
  Yeah, what you got for us?
• 51:30
  Of course.
• 51:32
  According to chat GPT, some pretty out of pocket topics to talk to on this sports podcast.
• 51:43
  Which sports mascot would you like on your side in a bar fight?
• 51:52
  The floor is open.
• 51:55
  Okay.
• 51:56
  I want to set some ground rules though.
• 51:58
  I feel like we can't go for the obvious of just like, I want the Tigers.
• 52:06
  Obviously a Tiger is going to mess up some dude in the bar.
• 52:11
  Yeah.
• 52:12
  You know what I mean?
• 52:13
  It's the guy in the costume.
• 52:16
  We're talking about the guy in the costume?
• 52:18
  You have to pick a specific team.
• 52:20
  You can't just be like the Tigers when there's a billion of them.
• 52:24
  Yeah.
• 52:25
  I have one.
• 52:26
  It's not an animal.
• 52:29
  Okay.
• 52:30
  It's pistol Pete Oklahoma State.
• 52:33
  He has guns.
• 52:35
  Yes.
• 52:36
  Guns.
• 52:38
  He can shoot people.
• 52:42
  Are they functional?
• 52:43
  Do they work?
• 52:44
  I would assume in this scenario that the guns would be real.
• 52:50
  It'd be like, oh, I'm picking the LSU mascot because it's a Tiger.
• 52:56
  It's like, well, it's technically like it's not a real Tiger.
• 52:59
  It's like they're not real guns, but then if we're in this scenario,
• 53:04
  I assume that it would be real.
• 53:08
  Good day.
• 53:09
  Good day.
• 53:10
  It's just the guy in the costume.
• 53:11
  No, it's the mascot.
• 53:13
  It's not the fucking Joe Schmoe in the costume.
• 53:16
  I don't want any of them.
• 53:18
  I'm not saying who's under the mask, but there is someone in under the
• 53:22
  mask.
• 53:23
  Correct.
• 53:24
  Yeah.
• 53:25
  If you want to ruin the illusion of mascotteries.
• 53:28
  Yes.
• 53:29
  There is a person in there.
• 53:31
  There has to be someone in there.
• 53:33
  The great.
• 53:34
  I'm just saying, if we have to pick a mascot.
• 53:39
  I'm picking the one with.
• 53:41
  I'm picking the one with the mascot.
• 53:43
  I'm just saying if we have to pick a mascot, I'm picking the one with
• 53:48
  pistols with firearms.
• 53:51
  I was going to go Homer with the balls.
• 53:55
  Davey Crockett, but I was like, that's a musket.
• 53:58
  That's going to, that's no use in a firefighter.
• 54:00
  That's one shot off.
• 54:02
  And have to sit in a corner and fucking whatever that, how you,
• 54:06
  ever you reload a musket.
• 54:08
  It's like, no, I want pistol Pete, just dual wheel, just post up.
• 54:12
  That's the sound.
• 54:14
  I was thinking maybe gritty because he's a fucking psycho.
• 54:23
  I think, I think that's a good one.
• 54:27
  If we're, but then when you said.
• 54:30
  Pistols, I'm like, what, what other, what other mascot has as
• 54:34
  pistols?
• 54:35
  And I'm thinking the old, old, old logo.
• 54:39
  The old, old, old logo of the San Francisco 49ers had a dude
• 54:46
  literally in the air from shooting pistols.
• 54:51
  You know, I bet there, I bet their mascot, you know, powerful.
• 54:56
  Yeah.
• 54:58
  Fucking I bet, I bet their man, I bet the Niners mascot.
• 55:02
  I bet it doesn't fuck around.
• 55:04
  But he's tough.
• 55:05
  He's probably an alcoholic.
• 55:09
  Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of the prospectors were.
• 55:12
  Yeah, probably a terrible home life.
• 55:15
  Gritty is okay.
• 55:18
  Gritty is a good pick though, because day one of his existence,
• 55:22
  he threatened the life of the penguins mascot.
• 55:25
  Yeah, that's true.
• 55:29
  I hate him.
• 55:32
  He's so out of pocket.
• 55:37
  I know he throws like whole cakes at people.
• 55:44
  Yeah.
• 55:46
  And you're not, you're not Steve Aoki.
• 55:50
  But it's hilarious.
• 55:54
  You've seen him getting a fight with this.
• 55:59
  Yeah, I have.
• 56:02
  He'll fight.
• 56:03
  He fucking fights, dude.
• 56:06
  He has no fear.
• 56:07
  He'll fight.
• 56:08
  Yeah.
• 56:10
  He has no soul.
• 56:13
  They all don't have souls.
• 56:16
  Let's just keep it 100 with everyone.
• 56:18
  They all do not have souls.
• 56:23
  What's your pick, Sean?
• 56:26
  I don't know. There's so many.
• 56:29
  There's so many masks. I'm trying to think of them all.
• 56:32
  Well, stand for tree.
• 56:35
  That was, that did cross my mind.
• 56:37
  But like, just because it'd be hilarious and probably break it up just
• 56:41
  because it's so ridiculous.
• 56:43
  He doesn't even have arms.
• 56:44
  I know.
• 56:48
  Imagine a tree coming to back you up.
• 56:51
  In a, in a, in a bar fight.
• 56:54
  It'd be hilarious.
• 56:56
  It would take your assailants to have to,
• 56:59
  it would, they would have to hesitate for a second.
• 57:02
  He's like, hold on.
• 57:04
  Is that a fucking tree?
• 57:07
  So you get like a second head start there.
• 57:13
  I think maybe the, I'll throw up the, the Titans.
• 57:19
  Like sometimes when it's like the actual mascot, you know, it's, it's like,
• 57:23
  it's a ripped guy, you know, he has a, I think he has a sword.
• 57:27
  That's cool.
• 57:29
  And then when it's like talking about T-Rack.
• 57:33
  No, I'm not talking about T-Rack.
• 57:36
  That's the mascot though.
• 57:39
  T-Rack is the mascot.
• 57:41
  Yeah.
• 57:42
  Oh, well, that's just some guy they hired to look like a gladiator.
• 57:47
  Some ripped, just fucking ripped dude.
• 57:52
  He's a mascot.
• 57:54
  The, the Kansas State mascot, the football mascot, it's pretty scary.
• 58:01
  It's just body of a football player and the head of a wild cat.
• 58:08
  That's, I think that'd be a good, it's a wild cat that can also throw punches.
• 58:15
  I'd say that's pretty damn terrifying.
• 58:20
  Um, let's see.
• 58:23
  Oh my God.
• 58:24
  Hold on.
• 58:25
  Do you guys, uh, God, I don't remember what time area this was, but do you
• 58:31
  remember Robo Duck from Oregon when they had like the super, it was like,
• 58:39
  he looks like a fucking superhero.
• 58:41
  Hold on.
• 58:42
  Let me look him up.
• 58:43
  I mean, the Oregon duck has done many a costume.
• 58:47
  So I do not, I do not recall this particular one, but he looks like a fucking
• 58:51
  superhero.
• 58:53
  So you're taking a duck.
• 58:55
  I might take, I might take Robo Duck.
• 58:58
  Hold on.
• 58:59
  I'll text it.
• 59:00
  I'll text this image to you.
• 59:01
  It's still a duck.
• 59:03
  But look at this guy.
• 59:05
  Oh, hold on.
• 59:11
  Oh, I would definitely want that guy on my side.
• 59:14
  Look at this guy.
• 59:15
  I think this is a super hero.
• 59:17
  Oh, that I do not remember.
• 59:21
  Okay.
• 59:22
  That's different.
• 59:23
  That's sort of like what I was talking about.
• 59:25
  It's like body of a person, head of an animal.
• 59:27
  This is the body of Superman.
• 59:29
  Yes.
• 59:30
  Yeah.
• 59:31
  Okay.
• 59:32
  I, yes.
• 59:33
  I think this will be my final answer is, is Robo Duck.
• 59:36
  How did you just pull the.
• 59:39
  I was, I was, I was, I was literally unlocking memories of like,
• 59:46
  of mascots.
• 59:48
  That's a deep, deep cut.
• 59:51
  Even for, I feel like for just Oregon football, that's a deep cut,
• 59:55
  let alone the whole world of mascots.
• 59:59
  The great art of mascot.
• 1:00:01
  I don't know.
• 1:00:02
  Listen, I'm going to be, I'm going to be real.
• 1:00:05
  I know you guys know this, but I don't know if the show knows this.
• 1:00:08
  I do not like mascots.
• 1:00:11
  Some would say that I have a, a fear of them.
• 1:00:16
  So going back into my brain and literally unlocking these memories.
• 1:00:26
  I was like, that one just like popped up.
• 1:00:29
  So you're just going, I still don't really like it.
• 1:00:32
  But you're just thinking, which one has scared you the most over the
• 1:00:37
  course of your life?
• 1:00:40
  Well, the one that has scared me the most was my grandfather dressed up as
• 1:00:44
  Barney for my third, three year old birthday party.
• 1:00:48
  And I was absolutely terrified.
• 1:00:52
  For being that real, but.
• 1:00:55
  Do you remember that?
• 1:00:58
  From three years old?
• 1:00:59
  Wow.
• 1:01:00
  A little bit.
• 1:01:02
  That's probably where it started.
• 1:01:05
  That makes sense.
• 1:01:08
  I thought of one, the, the Tampa Bay Buccaneer, you know, he's kind of,
• 1:01:13
  he's, you know, he's a pirate.
• 1:01:15
  He's definitely been in a bar fight before.
• 1:01:19
  Oh yeah.
• 1:01:20
  That's true.
• 1:01:21
  If we're going off experience.
• 1:01:24
  Let's see.
• 1:01:27
  Oh, I have a shit.
• 1:01:29
  Oh, the Phoenix Suns.
• 1:01:33
  I had just had a gorilla.
• 1:01:36
  Yes.
• 1:01:37
  And he can do like flips and shit.
• 1:01:39
  I feel like a gorilla would be good to have your back.
• 1:01:41
  A gorilla would be good in a bar fight.
• 1:01:45
  Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  That's a good one.
• 1:01:48
  Which I'm sure there's a reason.
• 1:01:51
  Why do the Phoenix Suns have a gorilla?
• 1:01:55
  Maybe just a son would be.
• 1:01:59
  Okay, but like not every professional, especially in basketball,
• 1:02:03
  not every professional team has a mascot.
• 1:02:05
  You didn't have to have one.
• 1:02:07
  They're just like in a board meeting.
• 1:02:09
  Gorilla.
• 1:02:13
  It's good, Johnson.
• 1:02:14
  You're getting a promotion.
• 1:02:16
  God damn it, Johnson.
• 1:02:18
  The smartest thing I've ever heard in my life.
• 1:02:22
  Is it cheating to just have the, the nationals.
• 1:02:27
  If they want to get a promotion.
• 1:02:29
  I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna get a promotion.
• 1:02:33
  The mascots cause they're, they're just like the.
• 1:02:35
  Four presidents. Yeah. Like, is that cheating?
• 1:02:38
  So you, you get their secret service, which.
• 1:02:40
  No, no, no. I just get all four of them.
• 1:02:42
  Oh, you get for, I just get four.
• 1:02:45
  Is that cheating?
• 1:02:46
  They don't have weapons.
• 1:02:48
  Well, I guess you.
• 1:02:50
  But you would be outnumbering.
• 1:02:56
  that. That's kind of where my brain's at. It's like, I can I
• 1:03:01
  could cheat the system a little bit because technically the
• 1:03:06
  presidents are their mascot, right? Like it's like just the
• 1:03:10
  presidents or something. Yeah, they do like that. I assume they
• 1:03:14
  still do it. I don't know. But they used to like race all four
• 1:03:16
  of them around the park. Yeah. I'm trying to think of others.
• 1:03:22
  I, I do know that. No, I did just think of if he's a buccaneer,
• 1:03:32
  he definitely has a sword and probably a gun sword. Probably
• 1:03:37
  as a pistol. Yeah, probably. But it's like an old timey guy.
• 1:03:42
  I don't know how fast those reload.
• 1:03:45
  Probably not fast. Probably not that fast.
• 1:03:48
  But he sells a sword, which that's, yeah, that's something
• 1:03:53
  that's pretty good. I know the Green Bay Packers they're like,
• 1:04:02
  no, no, I was thinking of something else. Okay, so the
• 1:04:06
  how do we think they have one? So the Pittsburgh Steelers, a
• 1:04:12
  steelworker. That guy probably has a drinking problem. He does.
• 1:04:16
  He does carry around a steel beam. There he can wield it. Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  He probably has a drinking problem. He's a union guy. The Purdue
• 1:04:27
  mascot. The Purdue mascot is equal parts terrifying and I
• 1:04:32
  believe has a sledgehammer. He doesn't have a train. I don't
• 1:04:39
  think he's like a conductor. He makes the boilers. Yeah, he's
• 1:04:44
  just I don't know he runs he runs it. I got have you seen what
• 1:04:49
  the Purdue mascot looks like, Sean? Yeah, I'm familiar.
• 1:04:53
  Probably nightmare fuel. I mean, I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, I
• 1:04:58
  think he has a sledgehammer and he's also just repulsive to
• 1:05:02
  look at. So that's something.
• 1:05:06
  Him and the Vanderbilt. I'm like, no, get out.
• 1:05:11
  Get out. What's wrong with the Vanderbilt? They look kind of
• 1:05:16
  similar. It's just it's just like the face. I get the oh, the
• 1:05:21
  faces are creepy, but the Purdue one is like normal mascot body.
• 1:05:26
  I think it's been a while since I've seen it, but it's like
• 1:05:29
  normal mascot body. And then the head is plastic. It's not the
• 1:05:35
  same material. So that's what kind and its eyes are like, you
• 1:05:39
  want to talk about solace? There is no life beyond those eyes.
• 1:05:44
  And he has a sledgehammer. I think if if we want to stop a bar
• 1:05:51
  fight, just end all be all, let's take this outside, let's get
• 1:05:55
  everyone to the ground. I feel like the Philly fanatic has to be
• 1:06:00
  like the first overall pick. Like I feel like he is the crazy
• 1:06:03
  he is he is crazier than gritty. He has more. He has the
• 1:06:09
  the he has longer streets. Yeah, he has street cred. Yeah, that
• 1:06:15
  yeah, the Philly fanatic will fight you on site. Dark horse.
• 1:06:19
  Yeah, but like sneaky like someone's trying to fuck with you
• 1:06:24
  and the Philly fanatic like, Sean and this green thing like
• 1:06:28
  will be okay. But no, we only need the green thing. Philly
• 1:06:32
  fanatics like been running these streets for decades. He knows
• 1:06:37
  he knows I think he lives in Philly. He has to know how to
• 1:06:40
  fight. Yeah, taking souls. He has he has taken souls. He was
• 1:06:47
  there when they threw those batteries at Santa. Definitely.
• 1:06:57
  Everyone through batteries. You have another whimsical
• 1:06:59
  question. Let's see. Who's the sweatiest coach of all time?
• 1:07:12
  Bruce Pearl. It's is there. Yeah.
• 1:07:20
  Who's what's the most ridiculous food you've ever seen at a
• 1:07:26
  stadium? I've definitely seen some weird ones. I'm trying to
• 1:07:33
  think of one in particular. I haven't. I'm not much for
• 1:07:39
  specialty food because most of the time it's like $25 for like a
• 1:07:42
  fancy hot dog. So hold on. No, I agree. I never purchased them.
• 1:07:53
  But it's like you see them on Twitter and it's like oh ha the
• 1:07:56
  ha that's so funny. And it's like oh it's actually $40. Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Oh, this cheeseburger with one of those donuts. I texted my
• 1:08:08
  father about it. Let me don't wait on me. All right. I think
• 1:08:17
  baseball I think baseball is really like the the pinnacle of
• 1:08:21
  like ridiculous food because I feel like every NFL stadium has
• 1:08:25
  like some sponsor of like whether like I know the Titans
• 1:08:29
  have like you know local restaurants that will you know
• 1:08:33
  fill the concession stands but they don't really have anything
• 1:08:36
  like ridiculous. I feel like baseball really takes the cake
• 1:08:40
  with that because I saw that the Yankees have that complete
• 1:08:45
  ripoff by the way of the the Drake and Josh episode with the
• 1:08:52
  popcorn and the drink in the bottom and the candy holder.
• 1:08:56
  But like this one is like your drink and you've got chicken
• 1:08:59
  tenders and fries and like it has something on the side too. And
• 1:09:04
  I'm like that's just a complete ripoff. But yeah, I've seen
• 1:09:10
  some ridiculous ones from baseball stadiums.
• 1:09:13
  I know this isn't ridiculous. I just think it's awesome. The
• 1:09:19
  Yankees do it as well. It's it's a chicken bucket. You just get
• 1:09:24
  up bucket of chicken. It's gotta be like $100. I don't think
• 1:09:30
  it's that expensive. But I could be I've never had it. I've
• 1:09:33
  just seen it on Twitter and stuff. It's not it's not silly.
• 1:09:37
  I think it's just a fantastic idea. Like, hey, you just want
• 1:09:41
  to get chicken tenders? Yes, I do.
• 1:09:47
  Alright, I'm looking at a alright, so I'm looking up some
• 1:09:51
  of these. Yeah, I'm just gonna run run through them real quick.
• 1:09:54
  We're gonna start with the Atlanta Braves with the
• 1:09:56
  cleanup burger. For I'm sorry. Yeah. Grilled all beef patties
• 1:10:05
  topped with golden hash browns. Hickory smoked bacon cheese
• 1:10:10
  and sunny side up fried eggs served on a fresh buttermilk
• 1:10:13
  Belgian waffle with maple syrup. Oh, God, serves four people.
• 1:10:21
  Here's one. I saw this is from last season. So I don't know if
• 1:10:25
  it's still a thing is the Texas Rangers. It's called the
• 1:10:29
  broomstick burger. It is served inside of a two foot long hot
• 1:10:33
  dog bun. But instead of hot dog is a is a beef patty topped
• 1:10:39
  with chili, nacho cheese, jalapenos, fried onion rings and
• 1:10:45
  and that's it. Feeds for $35. Two. It's a two foot long
• 1:10:51
  sandwich. Jesus Christ. How do you even eat that? I found one
• 1:10:55
  from the the Cleveland Guardians called the pork and waffle.
• 1:11:00
  It's it's it's barbecue pulled pork coleslaw mac and cheese in
• 1:11:06
  a waffle ice cream cone. Oh, I'm looking at that right now. That
• 1:11:14
  looks disgusting. I probably eat it. Yeah, I'd probably take a
• 1:11:18
  bite. I'd probably I would never purchase these things but I
• 1:11:23
  would it's only $13. That's a move. Oh, Cleveland, Cleveland
• 1:11:31
  Guardians coming in hot again with their slider dog. Oh my
• 1:11:34
  God. Hot dog, mac and cheese, crispy onions and fruit loops.
• 1:11:43
  The last few loops.
• 1:11:47
  Yeah, I don't know. Did you talk about the brave? Did you say
• 1:11:52
  the bravest thing shown? Because I think we're looking at
• 1:11:54
  the same list. Probably. I said the the waffle burger thing.
• 1:11:58
  But I know which one you're probably about to say. The
• 1:12:00
  burger. Yeah, I would eat that though. I would eat this one.
• 1:12:05
  Well, what do you think the burger eats? Is sounds a little
• 1:12:09
  Mexican. I think it's pretty self explanatory if you
• 1:12:15
  burger eat sounded out. Oh wait, maybe Margarita. Burger
• 1:12:20
  eats. No, it's a food. Burger eats. Oh, it's a burger pizza.
• 1:12:26
  There you go. It is a it is a 20 ounce beef patty in between
• 1:12:36
  two personal sized pepperoni pizzas. I would eat that. Yeah,
• 1:12:42
  I would take a bite. $16. $16. Let's go down to Atlanta
• 1:12:48
  sometime and get diarrhea for $16 on a hot summer day.
• 1:12:53
  In that Atlanta heat. Oh, that's gotta feel good. Have
• 1:12:59
  sweaty diarrhea in Atlanta in August and a stall with no
• 1:13:03
  door. But hell, it's only $16. Why not? You've got to
• 1:13:13
  split that right? Like you you can't eat that by yourself.
• 1:13:16
  I'm sure some sick fuck has but I mean, it's a 20 ounce
• 1:13:20
  burger. Yeah, that's a huge thing. That's huge. You know, if
• 1:13:26
  it was just 20 ounces of meat, that's damn near impossible.
• 1:13:29
  A pound is 16 ounces.
• 1:13:34
  Holy eating like a over a pound of just burger meat along
• 1:13:41
  with two personal pan pizzas as the buns. I love pizza. I
• 1:13:48
  love burgers too. I would try that. I would try it but I
• 1:13:53
  would definitely purchase that and not feel bad about not
• 1:13:56
  eating at all because it's $16. We split it with the boys.
• 1:14:00
  Yeah, I know but like yeah if there if I paid like some of
• 1:14:04
  this stuff on this list is like $35. If I bought it and like
• 1:14:09
  even splitting with the boys, we didn't eat at all. I feel
• 1:14:12
  bad because it was $35 for like a sandwich but $16.
• 1:14:17
  Whatever. Whatever. That sounds great though.
• 1:14:24
  All right. I think we should wrap this up.
• 1:14:28
  Okay. I think we're out of time here. Good by me. Um okay.
• 1:14:33
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• 1:14:36
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• 1:14:39
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• 1:14:42
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• 1:14:49
  It will be. Yes. It will be amazing. Yeah and we'll we'll
• 1:14:55
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• 1:15:01
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