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Backstage chats with GWAR At GOOD THINGS 2025 · HEAVY Music Interviews

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  Speaker 1: With this absolute amazing human from ghoul space Inland. Is
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  Speaker 1: what you meant to say, Gridias Maximus. Yeah, yeah, how
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  Speaker 1: you guys do we're doing it. We're not really good man.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's really good to have you on ball.
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  Speaker 2: This is thanks for having me on this as Wow.
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  Speaker 1: What a briefly a massive tour, massive event with the festivals,
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  Speaker 1: and you've done a bunch of soid shows. Hey it's
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  Speaker 1: a bin Oh yeah, it's been great.
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  Speaker 3: Australia is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: I must say now that I'm a world drop where
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  Speaker 2: I've been all over the place, you know, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say, you got these leechee danishes down the street
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  Speaker 2: that I like. I've never seen those in the States before.
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  Speaker 2: So what I like about the leeches and I said
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  Speaker 2: this before, they kind of look like little peeps like
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  Speaker 2: that as the penises, but they've been hollowed out and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take like thirty five of those after this
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  Speaker 2: interview and put them inside my ball hole. I'm gonna,
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  Speaker 2: you know, take them back to the States and even
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  Speaker 2: though you don't, they're not like illegal to smuggle leaches.
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  Speaker 2: They got those in the States. But I'm just like
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  Speaker 2: I'm put them in my butt anyways, and appreciate that
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  Speaker 2: about this country.
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  Speaker 1: That's wholesome at footage? Can we yeah even know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna film it. Put on my only fans.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, the only fans is Grotiasmaximus dot com
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  Speaker 2: slash only slash for duck slash fans slash cryptocurcy slash.
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  Speaker 2: Send me some cryptocurrency because I really need to come
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  Speaker 2: up on fucking some money, please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because musicians are broken money good yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not. Gwar's probably the richest musicians that you've
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  Speaker 2: ever seen, honestly. Yeah, so good.
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  Speaker 3: So other than shoving shit up your asshole. Last time
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  Speaker 3: we caught her with Blowtha the Berserker.
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  Speaker 4: He said that he's a self confessed friend of campus,
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  Speaker 4: which is fine.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool. We all up friend of who Crampus?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah yeah, no, we go away back with Crampis.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure, he basically said. Then I quoted that's what
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  Speaker 3: we do.
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  Speaker 4: We kidnap children and stuff them into stuffings and we
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  Speaker 4: turn them into coal. I just want to make sure
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  Speaker 4: that you're keeping up with that promise. What's the fucking
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  Speaker 4: body count? And it's everyone getting cold for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Every day of the week. Yes, we're taking the kids.
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  Speaker 2: We're chopping their heads off. We're putting the rest of
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  Speaker 2: their bodies after we float the skin off into blender
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  Speaker 2: as we shove that in our blood holes, and then
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  Speaker 2: we go really, we're just thinking really hard on that,
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  Speaker 2: and then really just like our bowels are getting all tight,
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  Speaker 2: like we're making a diamond in there. We're kind of
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  Speaker 2: like oysters where we just kind of hang out underwater
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  Speaker 2: for several millennia, and then we're just like making these
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  Speaker 2: like cold mound thingies. And you could put that on
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  Speaker 2: the screen too, if you don't say cool mount things,
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  Speaker 2: and MANE be really pissed off if it does this constraint.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to cold amount thingies. Now I'm being upset.
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  Speaker 2: And then we then we'll just make them a you
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  Speaker 2: old need to do. The crampis comes along and then
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  Speaker 2: we kisses kiss him on his head.
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  Speaker 3: Well you had to hear first showing up your ass
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  Speaker 3: you get a diamonds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, essentially, you know you said it way shorter than
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, with something of that for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sorry, my journey was poor. I was fifteen or
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  Speaker 3: fifteen years ago, right.
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  Speaker 4: I erupted up I'm standing at the front like this,
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  Speaker 4: and this sign comes up in front of me and goes,
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  Speaker 4: if you're standing here, we will cover you in fake blood.
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  Speaker 3: And come, yeah, I thought, best excuse your best fucking pardon.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell is this? And I have never ever
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  Speaker 3: been able to forget you and what you guys do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the funniest reaction that you've seen from someone
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  Speaker 4: watching the shot?
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I have to correct you because
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  Speaker 2: you said that it's fake blood and fake comments, a
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  Speaker 2: file or whatever the hell you know none of that.
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  Speaker 3: All that shit's real.
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  Speaker 2: Let me use real pigs blood. Isn't every baller blood
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  Speaker 2: to you from the toddlers that I'm putting up my
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  Speaker 2: butt nightly? So why did to clarify that the bottle
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  Speaker 2: comes from goats severed heads? And then also there's urine,
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  Speaker 2: but that comes from the severn heads of dolphins somehow,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really sure because I think that the penis
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  Speaker 2: has come out of the dolphin heads. And then you
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  Speaker 2: always kind of yearn and that goes in my butt too,
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  Speaker 2: and then it comes out of my button. And by
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  Speaker 2: the way, do you guys have any more cocaine? Because
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  Speaker 2: I'm about to start crashing.
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  Speaker 3: We've delivered it to your butte.
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  Speaker 2: Right up there. Okay, I'm starting to feel yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also I wanted to say drops Damnsel and rehminds me
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  Speaker 2: and I saw drop, sob Damsel get it? You know,
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  Speaker 2: like the backstree boy saw Yeah yeah yeah Damsel one yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So when you're a fifteen, you're all like, oh, like,
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  Speaker 2: did you like the bats people wither?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Well, if I was watching you guys, I'm sure it's
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  Speaker 3: probably fucking not.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, well yeah that's understanding.
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  Speaker 3: I found my element.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, wow, And here you are.
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  Speaker 3: Here, we are what a full circle moment?
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  Speaker 4: So on a scale of one to ten, how much
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  Speaker 4: do you pay off your roadies to come in and
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  Speaker 4: clean up after you guys and lug around the enormous
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  Speaker 4: amount of stuff that you need.
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  Speaker 3: For your stage show.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily, we don't care about anyone's dealings or anyone's amount
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  Speaker 2: of work they have to do after we play. We
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  Speaker 2: just kind of came in, destroy the players, get the
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  Speaker 2: fuck out of there, and then we come back and
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  Speaker 2: we do it again. Somehow to keep paying us hundreds
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  Speaker 2: of thousands of dollars to do it every single time
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  Speaker 2: and it drops a damnsel. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: Give me so good.
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  Speaker 1: Your your roadies, Like I hear that you only have
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  Speaker 1: one roady on.
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  Speaker 2: The road now, we just killed one earlier today. So
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, casualty cold, he's destined for coal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's where they go, no down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Let me guess he's back in your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in my ass today.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, so you guys a bunch of saw it shows,
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  Speaker 1: you played a bunch of saw it shows?
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  Speaker 2: Any we're holdings Doctor Egg. They're actually called Drag, but
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  Speaker 2: we like to call him doctor Egg. Fun just saying,
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  Speaker 2: and those guys are really sweet. And me and the
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  Speaker 2: bass player were making out in the box tape. I'm
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  Speaker 2: starting a rumor right now. Yeah, so yeah, you know
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  Speaker 2: they're they're kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't come up records, but you've got you released
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  Speaker 1: something lost to you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the return of Gorgor. So Gorgor on man,
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  Speaker 2: there's this whole full cycle. I mean, Gorgor has been
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  Speaker 2: up and down, zombified, robotified, and now he's just or
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's a sheet. We're not really sure, she's back in,
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  Speaker 2: back in the mix with things and you know, murdering
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  Speaker 2: roadies and during people in the cold in my ball
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  Speaker 2: hole or whatever. So's yeah, so good regular stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 3: Being nigger and a band. And then obviously you bring
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  Speaker 3: in the butthole.
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  Speaker 2: We got that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, how cool is the slave pit and how
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  Speaker 4: good you think it is to have that creative control
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  Speaker 4: within the band and yeah, have you put the slave
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  Speaker 4: pit up your butt?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? Yeah, the entire You know, that's a really good
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  Speaker 2: question because you know how black holes are able to
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  Speaker 2: kind of crush things into the singularity, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: the whole event horizon. Then you get stuck in it.
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  Speaker 2: You get a spaghetti fied and you're all like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: never gonna reach it, but then you never do, but
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  Speaker 2: then you do. It's like this whole weird conundrum that's
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  Speaker 2: kind of like what a slave pit is. When it
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  Speaker 2: does go inside on my butthole, somehow we crush it
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  Speaker 2: down into and then it fits into my but it
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  Speaker 2: never actually happened, because it's a whole quantum entanglement thing
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  Speaker 2: that I'm working out with Rep Store right now, and
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  Speaker 2: Repstor is actually the new villain from the New War
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  Speaker 2: Show Return of Guarguard Green, Green Green. What was I saying? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: butthole stuff. Yeah, we love the butthole surfers too. You
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  Speaker 2: just wanted to mention that I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know that you were going to go there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's just in the air tonight, your bit idle about
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  Speaker 3: it at Yeah. Oh shoot, good to it.
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  Speaker 1: So wrapping up here today Lost Show with a tool.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Anything Next we're gonna go Starbucks after this.
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  Speaker 2: Just chill. Get a flat long block, a couple of
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  Speaker 2: long block. Bluck. I really likes long clots. He takes
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen long blocks it is, but all every morning.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, perfect, perfect is Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So how can I sign up to be one of
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  Speaker 3: the bikes that goes on stage?
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  Speaker 4: And she basically just gets the ship cut out of
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  Speaker 4: me everywhere you taken?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, that's a lo lo fee. It's just
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  Speaker 2: you go pay it's I think it's like twenty thousand
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  Speaker 2: bucks you paid. You just go to our website, spend
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  Speaker 2: it to Grotius, send it to Grotius, Maximus Doffard slash dot.
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  Speaker 2: What was my website again?
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  Speaker 3: For no only parents?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You got it with a crypto and then you
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  Speaker 2: send it so and now I'll hockey lock plate. It's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be on yours. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Essentially,
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  Speaker 2: you guys got me. That's just goot me.
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  Speaker 1: This is yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get your complimentary lub on the way out
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 2: We got you. You guys got lub here do you?
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna set you're like, it's comment and you
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  Speaker 2: under certain circumstances. And that's if you're doing some sounding stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But the Peanuts does actually create its own librecation. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of people think that, but they do.
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  Speaker 3: It's all included in the book release next year.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes, it's you can buy the book A
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  Speaker 2: greatest Maximus Duford slash dot com, slash crypto dot la
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  Speaker 2: dot com slash give me some cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: Straight to my ass. Yes, well, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: I've been dropping your drops all downs.
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  Speaker 2: You're now you have malaria malaria you heard it? Fights welcome.
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  Speaker 2: What's my love.
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  Speaker 3: Up?
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  Speaker 2: Leading so you day? Ye mass mystile, my tile, my time,
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  Speaker 2: that's my dom mile a quainas I never don't tell
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