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73 - S3eP21: Larceny and Old Lace · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Lnai is part of the Odd Pods Media network.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to on the Lunai. Yeah, and welcome back
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  Speaker 2: to James Sharinghausen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my daddy, thanks for having me back.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. You can come every day. We love you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: well not every day. I mean I hope you come
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  Speaker 4: every day, but like you could come onto the show
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  Speaker 4: every day.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you come as much as you want to.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like I get forced come a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I only want it to be on your terms, James.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, consensual come. That's it's my new band name.
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  Speaker 2: Tickets sold. People are loudly throwing garbage out outside my window.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't need them, Okay, I can't hear it. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: the garbage containers for my apartment are outside my bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: So when people decide to have fun in the trash cans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh people dumpster diving them dumpster dive.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. Also like for whatever reason, people will open them
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  Speaker 3: all the way when they put their trash in and
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  Speaker 3: then just let go, so the thing just comes slamming.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you might.
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  Speaker 4: Like it is it like the the like the ones
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  Speaker 4: that are like half the dumpster big like those things,
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  Speaker 4: because that's fucking loud when that comes down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, unfortunately not it's it's so there's those like plastic
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  Speaker 3: rolling around trash cans. Okay, the largest version of those
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  Speaker 3: that's so loud. It's yeah, it's decently loud, and it
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  Speaker 3: has woken me up a few times, but it's not terrible.
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  Speaker 3: The I'm not dying, I'll say that, not yet anyway,
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  Speaker 3: slowly inside just from existence. Yes, but Ashkin's no.
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  Speaker 4: We could I'm not trying to get her out of
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  Speaker 4: the house story, but we could put Abby out there
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  Speaker 4: with like a little her little she has a papa
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  Speaker 4: so on little super Marborough Share. We could put that
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  Speaker 4: out there next to the dumper dumpsters, and when people
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  Speaker 4: come out there to throw trash, she could tap them
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  Speaker 4: and goes me, please don'tica, mister pop daddy seeping.
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  Speaker 3: I think that'd be effective. Also, I'm going to refer
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  Speaker 3: to that whole area now as the dumper.
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  Speaker 4: The dumper did I call it that?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I got out of.
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  Speaker 3: It, look at I don't know when how where that started,
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  Speaker 3: But referring to the butts as dumpers. I hear that
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  Speaker 3: in this song or some He's dumper look at the
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  Speaker 3: dumper on that one, I'm like, what what was this like? Attractive? Like,
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  Speaker 3: oh man, can you imagine the bowel movements that Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, my holes quivering on its behalf.
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  Speaker 4: The jumper.
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  Speaker 3: The dumper on that.
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  Speaker 4: I would use like, I think i'd use that like
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  Speaker 4: drippy horror font. I'd use the same font that Creepy
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  Speaker 4: uses for their uh neon sign that like sort of stereotypical,
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  Speaker 4: get smaller at the bottom, drippy, oozy horror fun can.
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  Speaker 1: Be the dumper.
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  Speaker 4: But like poop in brown, we'd do it in brown, right,
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  Speaker 4: like it.
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  Speaker 5: Has to be brown?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe some of the drippies are a slight greenish
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  Speaker 3: hinge or or corn.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of pieces of corn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and like some white stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I even inspired her the white stuff the.
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  Speaker 4: Little like dumper cream pie kind of. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very silly. You have to go goodbye. Sorry, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: So the limit for you is poop and cum. That's
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  Speaker 4: that's your hard limit.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to hear dumper cream pie.
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  Speaker 3: I did, And speaking on only my behalf.
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  Speaker 6: I.
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  Speaker 2: Can that be jamess happy? Can that be as happy?
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  Speaker 4: I want that to be our trivia name next time,
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  Speaker 4: we played trivia somewhere Dumper cream Jumper cream Pie.
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  Speaker 3: Only the damn brewery is full of children like the
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  Speaker 3: last one.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck those kids running around throwing frisbees and footballs and shit,
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  Speaker 4: fuck you people are trying to get alcohol into their
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  Speaker 4: sad lives.
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  Speaker 2: Children playing in the bar.
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  Speaker 3: Oh No, that was outside.
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  Speaker 4: Fortunately the frisbee and football were outside.
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  Speaker 3: Meaning and running was inside.
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  Speaker 4: The screaming and running was inside because the upstairs loft
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  Speaker 4: space of that one has like a birthday party thing.
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  Speaker 4: Plus it's also a restaurant, so they don't like throw
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  Speaker 4: children out until like ten o'clock or something way too late.
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  Speaker 4: Daven Busters makes you leave at like nine, I think
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  Speaker 4: at so and that's a game place, So get on board.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Steeplejack. Just Steeplejack, Hillsboro steeple sueple Jack. Portland is fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there was kids at that one too, but
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  Speaker 3: they were well no, actually no, because those ones kept
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  Speaker 3: running up and down the aisle. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck we hate children.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hm parents, that's what I say.
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  Speaker 2: Were they playing the.
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  Speaker 4: No, The one kid kept running by our table at
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  Speaker 4: the one in Portland, and I was like, it's tiny
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  Speaker 4: feet was because Abby. And it's just because I can
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  Speaker 4: hear Abby's little feet on like the fake wood grain
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  Speaker 4: linoleum I have, and that's what I could hear, these
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  Speaker 4: tiny child feet running up this ramp, even when we
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  Speaker 4: couldn't see the kid at that one, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: fucking kids back on the ramp.
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  Speaker 2: Kids back on the escalator.
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  Speaker 3: We were just running up and down the ramp. And
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  Speaker 3: it's an old building and so it's basically just like.
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  Speaker 2: It was going out to find a new trivia spot.
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  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I mean people, Jack at Portland is in an old
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  Speaker 3: church space.
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  Speaker 4: It's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually really cool, and like one whole wall is
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  Speaker 3: just this massive stained glass window, like it's really pretty.
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  Speaker 3: And the food there's good. They do a great job whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Just if you want to get a cocktail on Mondays,
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  Speaker 3: they have five dollars beers, so it's like a great
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  Speaker 3: soulcle spot to meet up just for like on a
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  Speaker 3: Monday or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Which we went for five dollar beers and then we
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  Speaker 4: got the thirteen dollars like monster steins that are like
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, like at least a foot door, which
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  Speaker 4: but you spent more.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, my last name is sharing. How theen like
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  Speaker 3: if I don't drink out of a stein? What am
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  Speaker 3: I doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I don't make the rules.
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  Speaker 2: You're making your ancestors cry.
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  Speaker 3: They just look you.
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  Speaker 7: Don't, oh Man.
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  Speaker 2: Drink or James, yes, yes, I will, all right if
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  Speaker 2: my ancestors its like crazy guys yelling about his ance.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying we're too attached to the Thanks for
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  Speaker 4: the lovely pro but when you said drink more, j
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  Speaker 4: it's god. Anyway, what's anything new going on with you
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  Speaker 4: besides meat sweats, mister sharing housen.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this. So I've got some more Barracudas that
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  Speaker 3: are coming up, Yeah, Barrakuda, so doing those. Let's see,
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  Speaker 3: we're revamping a party called hot Take, which is a
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  Speaker 3: drag show. Originally, there was this whole other party where
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  Speaker 3: the producers and some of their like core followers fans whatever,
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  Speaker 3: we're trying to get Barracuda canceled. And so the producer
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  Speaker 3: of Barrakuda said, well, that's a hot take. Or it
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  Speaker 3: was either that or somebody responded to his comment saying,
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  Speaker 3: well that's a hot take, And so he made this
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  Speaker 3: party called hot Take as kind of like a jab
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  Speaker 3: like a response and it sold very well. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 3: was three years ago when we did that party, just
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  Speaker 3: like a one off, and we're deciding to bring it back.
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  Speaker 3: So two of them this year. So if you find
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  Speaker 3: yourselves in Portland, make sure to swing by and check
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  Speaker 3: out hot Take. This time it's being hosted or headlined
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  Speaker 3: by Jane Don't from RuPaul's drag Race.
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  Speaker 4: When is when is that?
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  Speaker 3: That is? I should know the exact date off the
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  Speaker 3: top of my head. That's so in two weeks, okay,
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  Speaker 3: or sometime after this there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so weeks from when we recorded, Yeah, we recorded.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah may hot Take and then the other one I
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  Speaker 3: think is happening in like September October.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, Oh well so yeah, you missed the first
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  Speaker 4: one guys, but you could go to.
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  Speaker 2: Get your ass in the next one.
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  Speaker 3: Get yourselves to the next one. Just go to barcooda
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  Speaker 3: dot com and you'll see all the fun information. Also
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: learning more and more about renting, such leasing commercial property
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: for immersive attractions that's been on the docket lately.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like you've been dealing with like a headache
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  Speaker 2: the way you said it.
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  Speaker 3: In many regards. Yes, there's this fun tendency that people
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  Speaker 3: in the Pacific Northwest have and that is not responding
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  Speaker 3: to text or emails. And I am vastly guilty of this.
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  Speaker 2: Urgent reply.
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  Speaker 3: There's that. So and I can say that because I'm
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  Speaker 3: from the Pacific Northwest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, Oh so I can't Okay.
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  Speaker 3: We are passive, aggressive people and we don't respond to messages.
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  Speaker 3: The way it was, I guess said to me from
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  Speaker 3: someone from the Midwest is that it's very specifically Portlanders
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  Speaker 3: are terrible at responding to emails, text messages, social media messages.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, it's not wrong. I have three hundred
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  Speaker 4: and twenty seven unread tiktoks from people like yourselves that
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  Speaker 4: I just don't have the bandwidth.
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  Speaker 3: More for.
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  Speaker 2: What's their secret code word?
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's our word of the day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's our pee wee word of the day. Span
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  Speaker 4: with it used to be a much louder, crazy noise,
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  Speaker 4: but as.
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  Speaker 2: Give more than time it right, thank you for our
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  Speaker 2: listeners loud.
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  Speaker 3: That was very intense.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Had I known ahead of time what that was going
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  Speaker 3: to be, I would have like pulled a Howard Stern
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  Speaker 3: and like laid a speaker on the floor and sat
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  Speaker 3: on top of it.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about, Oh, I know from the movie. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he really did that actually.
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  Speaker 3: Happened, Yes, I yeah, for all of the trials, tribulations
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  Speaker 3: and troubles of that individual, I think that that one
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  Speaker 3: singular moment is just pure brilliance.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: She like rips her top open in the movie. I'm like, Nim,
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  Speaker 2: you've ruined your shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Now you have to sew those buttons back on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you had a good time.
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  Speaker 4: She probably got the shirt in Santa Cruz.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: I guess that could work if it's vibrating enough. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: then they did the Scibbion after that, right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it would do the same for me,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, Like there's definitely been times where like I've
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  Speaker 3: been near a subwoofer and like I can feel the
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  Speaker 3: vibrations like my chest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like whoa.
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  Speaker 4: That was what we were planning to do with the
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  Speaker 4: Helen Keller the musical back in the day was we
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  Speaker 4: wanted it to have a large amount of like bass
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  Speaker 4: and subwiffers in the theater experience, so that you would
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  Speaker 4: feel the music the same way that Helen was feeling
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  Speaker 4: the music to sing the songs.
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  Speaker 3: How'd that go?
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  Speaker 4: What? How do wo?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it ever happened?
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  Speaker 4: If no, we didn't actually do. We started writing songs
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  Speaker 4: like we were gonna pay to use the Three's company
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  Speaker 4: theme song, and it was gonna be come and knock
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  Speaker 4: on my door but I can't see or hear you,
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  Speaker 4: the Helen Kellery story. And we had made her dad
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  Speaker 4: like a like a guy with like a chorus of
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  Speaker 4: like sexy like cut off shorts and cowboy hats, and
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  Speaker 4: his song was My daughter's a deaf, mut but I
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  Speaker 4: love her anyway. She runs into everything and I'll steal
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  Speaker 4: over anything. If people ask me why, i'd have to
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  Speaker 4: say if she wasn't deaf, i'd have her sent away.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: We're tickets now, kids.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, we were just workshopping it. We talked to a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of people in La about it. We started writing
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  Speaker 4: some stuff, and then south Park did it on South
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  Speaker 4: Park and we were like, that's all right, Well everyone
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  Speaker 4: has this idea. So we stopped and so somewhere I
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  Speaker 4: have like I don't know, fifteen twenty pages of a
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  Speaker 4: script and some lyrics, and that's it in some old
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  Speaker 4: flash drive.
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  Speaker 3: I genuinely find it fascinating when I have this idea
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, I haven't heard or seen anybody
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  Speaker 3: else come up with this, and then like two weeks later,
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  Speaker 3: it's like on mainstream television or jabber, yeah, my house
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  Speaker 3: is bugged. What is this shit? Like? I had a
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: theme idea for Barracuda decor and then straight up I
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: saw a social media post of like, look at this
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  Speaker 3: awesome set that this DJ made. I'm like, fuck that
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  Speaker 3: son of.
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  Speaker 7: A big phones are always listening.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that gets sold to a DJ in Phoenix, Arizona.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you know what, don't be too mad. They live
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  Speaker 4: in Phoenix, Arizona.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: So have you ever had that water? It is regretful.
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  Speaker 4: I hate Arizona just like point blank, I hate it
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  Speaker 4: the entire state. I just I don't I know where
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  Speaker 4: needs to be that hot and obviously, like I had
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  Speaker 4: that whole traumatic thing where I was informed I was
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  Speaker 4: supposed to move there with someone who made no money,
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  Speaker 4: so like it made me hate it extra because I
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: went trying to like it. And you know how I
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  Speaker 4: am when someone tells me to do something I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to do, I'm essentially a stubborn mule, and so
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I mean, I'll come stay the weekend,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm never going to live here. This fucking sucks.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: And I got there and I was like, all right,
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: positive intent, positive intent, you like everything, it's fine. And
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, it's fucking hot here. It was probably
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: like the first thing that came out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: I've only been once.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: See and you never went back.
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  Speaker 3: I've been busy. It was in December and I was
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: there with an ex. We were visiting his family. And
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: there's this place called sun City, which is a retirement city.
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  Speaker 7: We have a bunch of them here, but sun Cities
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  Speaker 7: all over here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a chain.
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  Speaker 4: It's like leisure World, but it's it's a different version.
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  Speaker 7: Their restaurants are really good.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool.
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  Speaker 4: It's not cool, James. Your upset face is how the
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  Speaker 4: world should feel about that.
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  Speaker 3: I got hit by a golf cart several times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a dangerous place because if you concentrate a
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: place where normals are allowed to enter with just seenior drivers,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: it's scary.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They lost the bucks to give, and so if
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: they run over someone younger, then they're like, oh whatever,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: y'all bounce.
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  Speaker 2: Talking all bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like also.
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  Speaker 3: Scott's who works there. All the people who bust in
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: that are under fifty five, Like what yeah, wild Wild.
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  Speaker 4: At least leisure World has the courtesy to be like
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  Speaker 4: a planned community versus city, so they close off like
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  Speaker 4: it's gated you can't get in, but sun City, I
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  Speaker 4: think you can just wander in off the street. And
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: so that's the difference in the criminal nature of senior communities.
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  Speaker 3: That just makes me think of like Granny and Gramps
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  Speaker 3: like walking around the streets like mailboxes with their canes.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Well, and like also then like, and I hate to
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: make light of memory care issues, but like I remember
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: there was a time where Bob Hope would like hop
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  Speaker 4: on in his call cart and wander away from his
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: house and show up at like his favorite restaurant, and
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: they would have to call Dolores and be like, hey, Bob, thanks,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: you guys have a reservation, And he's a little confused
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  Speaker 4: if you don't have borders and you have memory care
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  Speaker 4: seniors like that with golf carts or cars, things like
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: that happen.
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  Speaker 3: I saw this really cool Alzheimer's care facility that is
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: basically like a small city in the shape of more
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: or less like a donut, and so the residents can
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: walk what they think is like a really long city street,
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  Speaker 3: but it's actually just a circle, and it has stores,
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  Speaker 3: like a grocery store. It has a salon so they
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: can get their hair cut. There's no money, oh okay,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: paying for anything or having to track money in that
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: same way, but they're able to go shopping. They're able
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: to basically have this quote unquote regular life, but it's
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: in a safer, more secure environment.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does it? Oh you go ahead, doesn't Karen fink
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  Speaker 4: someone she knows is in a place like that where
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: they have like a little store and a post office
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  Speaker 4: and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're right. I don't know who. Yeah, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're right.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I went for. Everybody that has like memory
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  Speaker 3: care issues but live in a small city with a
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  Speaker 3: salon and a store.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have memory care issues, but it
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: sounds nice to just like walk in a circle and
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: get what I need out of that. Yeah, will Abby
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  Speaker 4: be there? That's going to be the deciding factor for me.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a tough one. I don't know.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I mean I'm looking for a vacation anyway.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: All right, let's jump into this episode, friends, you do it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: This is season three, episode twenty one. It is called
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: called Larceny and Old Lace. Original air date February twenty seventh,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty eight. Directed by Terry Hughes, written by Robert Bruce,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Martin Weiss, and Jeffrey Farrah. All Right, kids, what do
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: you think Larceny and Old Lace will be about?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I think they forgot to purchase mothballs, and so they
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: what part?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's not unrealistic.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: It's not wrong. That's not right, but it's not wrong.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: What do you think, Kristin, somebody who's been knocking off
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: old people at the Shady Pine?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: She went hard, dude, fucking hard.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Do you think they used mothballs.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: To do it?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Can you kill someone off? I mean they I guess
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: they're toxic.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: They're probably toxic, probably.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I mean they kills a lot of moths, right.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: All right, and now James is gonna take the villain
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: because we love when he does it. So, Kristin, who
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: do you think will be the hardest for him to
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: prove the villain?
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with Blanche this time.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Blam blow. You good with that, mister sharing Housen, Oh,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm so good with it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's what just kidding.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Tell us about a commercial, Aaron.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, hey guys, so we're gonna go ahead and
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: watch an episode and uh, you're going to listen to
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: these commercials from our friends, sponsors and podcast partners. We'll
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: be right back.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Hey, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff. Remember yesterday I was telling you
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: how I wished I could have seen one of Billy
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Joel's sold out shows at Madison Square Garden.
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: I said, you should go see Taylor Swift instead. She's
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: the modern day Billy Joel.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Well, today my phone said I should read an interview
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: with Billy Joel where he talks about both retirement and
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift.
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: Till Man, it's always so creepy when that happens.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: We should do a podcast about how our devices are
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: always listening to us.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: We already do. It's called suggested articles. A podcast we
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: talk about how technology is always spying on us, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: how those tech corporations are such big buttholes.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, you can't say buttholes on a podcast.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: Promo, Dude, we already did twice.
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  Speaker 5: Join us every other Monday on suggested Articles the podcast
• 22:27
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• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Of the Odd Pods Media Network.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Oh that was a fun episode.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a fun one.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Did you guys enjoy when I all told you to
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: look at make you Rooney stick? Was that super fun
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: for you?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Nope?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: So famously Mickey Rooney and I hope this isn't trivia,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I'm ruining for you, but based on your reactions all
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: we were watching, I'm guessing it's not. He famously had
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: a massive penis. He was a huge womanizer despite being
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: five foot two. His first wife was Ava Gardner, who
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: was fucking stunning, and he cheated on her relentlessly as
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: every other woman because he had a massive sexual appetite.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: And one person one time in an article I read,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: said that despite being five to two, he had the
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: dick of someone that was six four, Like that's how
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: much heat he was packing. And he he he went
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: through like more than Elizabeth Taylor amount of spouses.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So I can guarantee you none of this is in
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: my trivia. So thank you.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Oh weird, you know how I feel sometimes. Now you're
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: making the face. I make the face right, Well, let's
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: you want to jump into a quiz. You wanna job?
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Do it?
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: All right? So everyone's reunning. Your buzzers are ready, I'm
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna read the first question, what did the police
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: catch Rocco doing? Oh? Okay, Kristen, yes.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Uh spray painting something obscene on spuds mackenzie.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right. Question two, Dorothy said, yesterday Sophia came
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: home with niquill on her breath and what in her pocket?
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Damn surgical stockings.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Yep, we were listening.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why is Blanche so mad at Rose? Dang day?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: All right, prop.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Daddy, because she read Rose's diary and thinks that she
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: was calling her of that.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Yes, all right, point James thing what kind of omelet
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: makes Dorothy burp?
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Kristen Spanish online.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not the Denver omeline.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Not the Denver that only caught because I love Denver.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Denver ahead the jel. I think it was like an
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: old jelly.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Still is a heartburn and indigestion medicaid? Okay, thanks, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: it's still available.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, all right, well we can get some. Let's
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: go to the store. Abby, get in the car, all right,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: that's all right, okay, Next question, why did Rose keep
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: a diary? About raising two pigs for the county fair.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Prop Daddy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: It was the only way to get the diary. Marrit Badge.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for four H for four age.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: My mom isn't four.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: H did she have to keep a diary?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I'm a theater nerd, and yet I'm about to say
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: that four H is for losers. But it's cool. Wow,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: It's just we were city folk and different the people
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: that I'm sure that there are really amazing four AHE programs,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: but when you grow up in like a rich white suburb,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: the four H program is where like the fucking rejects are,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Like none of the cool kids.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: At schools were cool.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we had like the star football player and
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: basketball player. We're part of our Like we were cool
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: at my school because theater was cool to rich people.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: But I think four H would have been really exciting.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And if there hadn't been a stigma, I think I
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: would have loved working with all the animals and stuff.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Anyway, until you have to sell them at the end
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: of the season of.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: The you go make me some money, bussy.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I want to be Hugh Jackman in The Sheep Detective
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: without dying. I want to like have a beautiful meadow
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: of sheep that are my.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Friends really were going to the county fair and like
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: seeing all the different animals and stuff that it was
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: crazy that really enjoyed it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be delicious, little fellow.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: At the Washington County Fair that I went to out
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: here last summer, there was a special dinner one night
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: for the winning cattle, like you paid extra and the
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: cattle that won the best award was served to these people.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: And it made me so sad because there was a
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: sign by it, and I was like, I want to
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: liberate this coout so bad it doesn't know it's dinner
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: in like a couple of days.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Oh God, you're going to be so good.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: So upsetting blue ribbon.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's move on to something less traumatic, and
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: that would be Shadow Puppets. What Shadow puppet does Sophia
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: do for the girls?
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Nice prop?
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Daddy chains.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I've had some practice since the last episode with.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: My fan Jesus had a date lately. Is that what happened?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: No, that's why my fingers so strong. Anyway, an elephant
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: eating a pana.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: I gave him the point before you even answered.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I We're I don't.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Usually take the tally away from Kristen. But because we're
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: so early in this, this is a fucking dead heat
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: with these two today, Gina like.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Three and three Yeah, love me.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I mean maybe you could buzz in too, Gina.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I did. She was just three hundred and fifty three
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: million a second.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck all the way off.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Sorry, that's payback for the other day when you said
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: come here when we were playing Diablo, I had to
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: throw some shader right today. All right, all right, here
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: we go. Let's let's move on. What do the girls
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: think Rocco did.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: Kristen face? Oh?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like some other crimate that I'd missed.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Either way, she asked it, it could have been a trick, sneaky.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Well anyway, why does Rocco say he robbed the bank? Oh?
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Man, bitch, give Sophia the things she deserves.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean that's interesting because that's a part
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: of it. But I mean, sure you can have it, Gina,
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: what are you? I think the answer was, I.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Was gonna say he wants to treat her like a
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: princess and wanted her to believe he was a big
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: shot like he said he was.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna give it to Kristen because you're both
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: just sort of in the realm and she was first.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: But when he actually what Sophia actually says is that
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: he did it for love.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Mm that was from the phone call, right, Oh?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I thought you meant what he said to her?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, sorry, because I go an episode, episode or
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: order that was probably too vague. That's okay, you'll get him,
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: all right. Next question, what does Rose say is the
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: most any man ever did for her? Do you know you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Got a bunch of sheep to lie down and spell
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: her name in a field?
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Gina is on the board.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Give me that, all right?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Would you like to give us a score tally? Now?
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Aaron has zero, Gina has one, James has three. In
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Krysten House.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Five, I have one more than you, gentlemen.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: I was just stating fast.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: And gentlemen, stay tuned for the old new podcast just
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: called Aaron and James watch Golden Girls on their schedule.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: That's a CHRISTI umpire too, and James just quit. So
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: join me in abbey where we talk to each other
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: about nothing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Me.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I can't do that show with you, Mom. I don't
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: want you. I don't want to perfect perfect cool all right, well,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: let's move on. Best to move along. According to Dorothy,
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: where did Dorothy's ring end up three days later? Kristen?
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Oh right, it came. It came out three days later,
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: and her ship.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You know what she said?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Sorry James home shopping at work?
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: Oh I see, okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: That was my That was actually a Christy. I gasped
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: just because I was like, oh wait, is it the boop?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because she never actually says out loud that she
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: pooped it out. She just said we founded three days
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: or we got it three days later. It was the yeah, sorry, yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: all right. Well let's let's let's try another question.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: All right, what does question?
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Sophia tell Rocco he kissed goodbye by robbing the bank? Mmm,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: oh my god, am I gonna get a point today?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited, sweet ass.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a little dance listeners and it is sexy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Okay and stumped you fuckers? It's my turn.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Tell us, Oh wait, you got a buzz in?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah ye, sorry I did it. Aaron, this pleasure palace, Oh,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: you kissed this pleasure palace goodbye? When you rub the
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: bank is the wine rose? I was like, that is
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: uncomfortable at best and I love it. Okay, all right,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Aaron gets points? What alright, bonus points? Are you ready?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: This is a bonus point? All right?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: What brand polo shirt was Rocco wearing?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Fuck You?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Is that the brand fuck You?
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna guess, Ralph Lauren.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: No, it was the Little Alligator.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: It was the cost mm hmm.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine. No one gets a point, that's fine, okay.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Next up, Rocco wasn't a gangster? But what was he?
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: And where was it?
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Kristin assistant cook at the Chowder chowdery House in buy Own,
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: New Jersey.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't even write down the city. I never
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: could exactly understand that word that saying. Was it buying?
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: It wasn't? Yeah, well yeah it was the assistant cook
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: at chowderhouse. Oh yeah, good, good job, Kristin.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Point you, Yes, missus Cleaver.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: That was two weeks in a row. There were clever jokes,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: all right. Next question, Sophia doesn't believe Rocco lied to her,
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: But what does Rocco say he can't believe, yes, James.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: That she's not going away with him.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Anyone else? Anyone else?
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: My god, I'm gonna get like almost an unprecedented second
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: point today.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: You go, girl, I'm gonna buzz it. Do last it?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Yes? Okay.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: So after.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: He says there was a gate because he climbed, poor
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: tiny little climbed over the wall, and then he goes,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I can't believe there was a gate.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Give myself a hernia climbing that wall.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it don hurt.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Would you say, what's a hernia?
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: No?
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I wrote down hernia.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, that's that's good. Okay. What famous Mozart composition,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: completed in seventeen eighty seven is a serenade in G
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: for two violins, viola cello, and double bass in four movements.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Kristenin held them rocked.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm gonna give you.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: The Is that a seizure?
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: I N E R A C H T oh.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: No, you're you're you're close captioning fucked you but I
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: know you you you get the gist of it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: It was ina klina knock music, climb and climbing and
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: knock music kaan aina klina knocked music is the piece.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: But you you were close? But yeah, the the close
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: captioning fucks people sometimes on the weird words. It's fine, okay,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: so that's Kristen, good job. Yeah, all right, and here
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: is the last which is funny because you fuckers all
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: decided to discuss this, so this will be a race
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: to the buzzer for the last question. But what board
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: game are the women actually using to play this fake
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: trivia game? Mm hmm James, No, sorry, Kristen, you're next
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: in line. You don't have to raise your hand. Buttercups,
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: sweet little baby?
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Sorry?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Oh oh fuck.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: You in your answer.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: That's fine, Yeah, we got it. It's fine. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: And I don't know where the fucking little trivia cards
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: came from because I was.
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: Looking at that board and I'm like, what are they playing?
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: I thought it was I thought it was Monopoly too,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: and so I googled it and I fell down a
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: rabbit hole of Reddit.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: What you said?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Sorry? I was like, oh, yeah, those are the sorry.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Pieces and then the board layer out yeah, because it
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: as those like things.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: That nobody cares, just pretendly replying.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: All right, Kristin, who won? You did me?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: So?
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Sheepish? What's the what are the scores?
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: The total Gina got one yay, Aaron got two points,
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: Names got four, and I got eight.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Good work chances only got four. James.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm disappointed in myself.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: What happened started off really strong?
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: You were so strong.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: Just didn't have that stamina?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Are.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You going after his manhood? What's happening?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Just fuck? Yeah? I don't have a bunch of to
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: my massive members, so.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: You can't all be Mickey Rooney? Yeah, all right, what trivia?
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Do you have?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Friends? Yeah?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Robbing Mickey Rooney was Rocco. He was in a It's
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: a mad, Mad, Mad Mad World, among other things. Oh
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: my god, I even wrote it down. I didn't even remember.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: The board game is from Sorry okay. The title is
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: a takeoff of Arsenic and.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: And who got that question?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Right? Okay?
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Cool?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Cool, cool cool.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: The titles a take off from Arsenic and Old Lace
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: from nineteen forty four. Did you guys ever watch that?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: That shit's okay?
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: That the movie is so movie fucking great? Yeah? I
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: love it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: Rocco.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: They said he's eighty five, Mickey Rooney was sixty seven here,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Well it wasn't he.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Like an lifetime alcoholic so he aged not well?
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean he
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: was doing a lot of fucking.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: So that title asia right, James, Yeah, it was only twenty.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yees for the listeners at home. I have a decently
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: sized beard.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: A white beard.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: How dare you not all fat?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I did nothing of the kind.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: You said you had a large beard.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: And then are you insinuating that your cohorts are fat
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: as well? Because I all three of you are my
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: beard technically.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Because I am. That's fine.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, Wow knows how to make a lady feel special.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I guess that's why you quit the ladies all right?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Stuff they talked about Christy Brinkley is a model or
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: was a model Buds Mackenzie was a dog, a spokes
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: doog for bud Light and was a girl like whoever
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: mentioned Sophia and her name. I love her name, her
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: real name, honey Tree, evil Eye. I didn't know that
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: that's a tour, Kristen, you're nodding, Yeah, that's so great,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: honey Tree evil Eye. Yes, I fucking love it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Abby will henceforth be known as Yeah, she's a bull
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: terrier that like egg Face dog Frank Nitty would was mentioned.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: He was a mobster, in Chicago. Jelly Cell we talked
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: about for Heartburn, still available at CVS and on Amazon.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: They talked about I think Rose mentioned calling George Bush
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: calling his wife mommy. It was a weird thing. I
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: don't know why, Like I've heard people do that, like mother, yes, father.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: It's a rich old white people think. And I hate
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: it is so gross to me. It's how I feel
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: when like.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and finally they mentioned Willard Scott. He was the
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: weather man before Al Roker on the Today Show. And
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: he was also the first Ronald McDonald And that's all
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I have for you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Where they had Ronald McDonald's all over the United States.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do they even have them anymore, like because I
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: know they're like people were angry about them advertising to children.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: No. Yeah, they basically got rid of them as far
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: as I understand.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: They still have Grimace shakes. We know, because Aaron has
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: a dinner. I'll always be inside of you followed that
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: purple She drank the grim shake.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: When they did the Grimace meal at McDonald's. Like one
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: of those shakes. It was like adult happy cake flavor
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: or something, and then it had like a raspberry ribbed
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: cream on it, whipped cream on it, but it was
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: like just tasted like sugar.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's a butt plug. I mean they say
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: he's a taste bud, but look at him. Look him up, kids,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: they say he's a what a taste bud?
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Taste bud.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: He's a taste bug.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, taste bud.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: But look, look which is a plug?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Right, Gina pointed out, makes him a zombie because taste
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: buds die and Grimace won't. He keeps coming back, kind
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: of the same reason. I don't trust vaginas they bleed
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: and don't die. That's right.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I don't trust myself.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: When I think about it, I don't us myself.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I trust in the.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Middle, the other bitch under the covers for your bitch.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I hate to bring up I hate to bring up
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: that Rocks guy again that we follow James, But he
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: did a Ronald McDonald once that was like a very
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: sexy makeup I think I feel like I saw him
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: do one too.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: It was like now like a drag or like a
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: cosplayer or something like that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: No, he just like I think I've seen this one actually,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: and it's kind of like, yeah, what's his name? I'll
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: look him up over Rocks.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Is it Silver? Rocks. I can remember his full name.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if anything, just to like check out
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: some of the cool props and things that he made,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: like this circus tent skirt for Jimbo. Oh god freakingmo.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, that is pretty badass.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really cool ship.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Look up Silver Rocks.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Kids, get up.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: I'm just a fangirl. I mean, I'm equally a fangirl
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: for James.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Though, So girl standing in front of a boy saying
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: dress up like Ronald for me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Har pass, dip your French fries in my ass.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: All right, well.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite houses. Due is Well, they'll
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: have like a zombie Ronald oh before, Oh I fucking
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: love it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Well, James, we fucking love you. You do where could our
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: listeners find you?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: You can find no, honey?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck villain. I'm the villain. I'm the te swift today.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It's me. I'm the problem.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: We'll ask you that question and a bit tell us.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: About the villain, and I'm gonna scope got myself in
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: the corner.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, ironically for being the villain this time, she
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: wasn't as involved as she normally is in some of
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: the Shenanigans, except she broke into roses diary and violated
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: her trust. And not only broke into like straight up
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: took a knife to that diary.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: She broke it as well.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: It wasn't an accident, I no, no. And then she found
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: flyers like once she realized the knife trick wasn't working anymore,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: she took it farther she grabbed were those her pliers?
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Who whose players were rich?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Did she steal Roses?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: And then when it comes to romance, she just loves
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: digging into her friends and letting them know not to
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: give up. Don't give up girls, as though the romance
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: for her hasn't died. God plan read the room. Thank you, James,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Oh you're so welcome.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: Perfect.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Well, if you thought James did a great job picking
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: out a villain, I got nothing today, guys, I don't know.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I'm off my game.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: If you think James did a great job picking the villain,
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: you should follow him. Where can people follow you? James?
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Hey, you can follow me on my personal accounts at
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: James Sharing housen. I use my name so it's nice
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: and easy to find. If you type in James Sharing
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: like you're sharing a cup of coffee, easily find me
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: and then if you'd like to follow some of the
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: props and scenic stuff that I work on, check me
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: out at Sheet Ghost pro Sheet Ghost Productions is my
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: company where we make specialty props and decor for events
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: as well as for theater, film and television.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Ooh, poda now.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Oh well, ber Good is one of our dance parties
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: that we do stage daycore and some props for.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Amazing. Thanks for the assist, Kristen. Now with your assist,
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: where can people find us and our show?
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: You can reach us across all socials at amlanipod. You
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: can listen to a at on the LUNI on all
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: podcast platforms, and you can email us at onlipod at
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Show shows.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't done that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Well excuse me?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, how are you doing?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Kid?
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Are you guys picking on how I talk? When you
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: said show shows?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: No, I'm picking on Kristen.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Yes, I don't think you should be the oh I
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: didn't get any of the purple stuff from Grimace, but
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: okay anyway, look, guys, your cheesecakes ready, and thanks for
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: being on my show.
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: Welcome you're we thank you for being a friend.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Oh good.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: This is Us got a movie I saw at their house.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Now that you've said that the title of the themes.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I gotta go.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, Miami, I wekaycades later, Bye Peter,