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Laci Mosley Returns to Disobey Bridger Again · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're o presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Britcher Winegar. If
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  Speaker 3: you're hearing this, I made it to Burbank. You're here
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  Speaker 3: with me in Burbank. We're doing in Burbank. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing has really happened. I mean, not that anything ever
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  Speaker 3: happens personally for me. In the last few days. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have that much. But I was on the Patreon
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  Speaker 3: recently kind of. I was getting into an issue that
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  Speaker 3: I feel like needs to go public, and it has
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  Speaker 3: to do with sauce. Sauce should be free. People have
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  Speaker 3: started charging for sauce, and I think we have to
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  Speaker 3: do something about this. The first sauce, at least if
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  Speaker 3: I make an order for something that has a sauce,
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  Speaker 3: the first sauce should be free. I paid a dollar
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  Speaker 3: for sauce the other day, a dollar. That's ridiculous. I
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  Speaker 3: know things cost money, but the first sauce should be free,
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  Speaker 3: so let's start spreading the word restaurants. You're on watch.
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  Speaker 3: I had a dream last night. I was speaking of restaurants. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: last night I had a horrible dream where I had
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  Speaker 3: to wait longer than usual at a restaurant and it
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  Speaker 3: just took all night. It was agony. So that's my
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  Speaker 3: life right now, sauce and dreams.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: The Patreon is flourishing. Everybody is headed over there. Join
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  Speaker 3: us at patreon dot com. Slash I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 3: We just had a producer, Ellis, on an episode and
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  Speaker 3: an explosive episode. Wouldn't you say, Ellis, we're never speaking again? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was. There was a lot of fighting. Uh, it
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  Speaker 3: became physical, and the fact that we're still working together
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  Speaker 3: is a miracle. But go to I think I already
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  Speaker 3: said the u ur l we're having. Things are happening
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  Speaker 3: over there. Things are and you're gonna find out. You're
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  Speaker 3: gonna find out. So I think that's all of my business. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 3: I think we should get into the episode. I love
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  Speaker 3: today's guest. She's back. It's Lacey Mosley. Lacey, welcome back
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  Speaker 3: to I said, Okay, I know you've we were just
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  Speaker 3: talking about this. The last time you're on was six
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  Speaker 3: years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It's just and we were revert Ale and like mail
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  Speaker 2: you the gift or something. Oh yeah, you can go.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, the streets were like empty. It was
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  Speaker 3: just like it was hot. It was it was very
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  Speaker 3: deep COVID. It was like because I think it was.
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  Speaker 2: I think it just started getting popping at that point.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, because like three weeks in I was back to work,
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  Speaker 4: so it must have been in those first three weeks.
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  Speaker 3: But it was one of those times when you could
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  Speaker 3: still like get places on time because the people weren't
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  Speaker 3: driving as much.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you could get to Malibu in twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: We did that all the time. My boyfriend and I
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  Speaker 3: would just drive around and go see things in Lau
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  Speaker 3: your share Like that's a like six hour trip.
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  Speaker 4: Right and it's literally five miles away. And like finally
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  Speaker 4: five miles felt like five.
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  Speaker 3: Miles right, like a real reality was heeling.
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  Speaker 2: You know. The coyotes took back over Griffith.
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  Speaker 3: I just saw coyote the other day in Griffith Park.
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  Speaker 2: I hid from a pack of them, a pack. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was in Griffith during COVID and I was hiking
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  Speaker 4: or you know, doing the run or whatever. And I
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  Speaker 4: started listening to a playlist and it was just getting
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  Speaker 4: too good. And the next thing I know, I'm like
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  Speaker 4: soaking up the sunset and I was like, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 4: at the top of Griffith at the observatory and say,
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  Speaker 4: I need to get.
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  Speaker 3: Down before the vampires des.
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  Speaker 4: Getting dark on my descent, and then I see these
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  Speaker 4: like coyotes come out there, literally coyote or near coyote, dear.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know, scary in their own way.
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  Speaker 4: Come about the brush in his pack, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: this will be the most embarrassing death, like death by coyote.
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  Speaker 5: So I just like hear big rocks, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they passed and then I went.
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  Speaker 3: Down be ripped apart by coyotes.
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  Speaker 2: Painful and embarrassing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybod's gonna be in my funeral, like if it
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  Speaker 4: wasn't for those coyotes.
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  Speaker 2: Like what she smiled and lit up a room.
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  Speaker 3: I do think about that, like with an embarrassing death,
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  Speaker 3: like the vibe at a funeral, like what is it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm often like if I choked to death while I
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  Speaker 3: was eating a chicken finger or something, what is how
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  Speaker 3: are people going to be feeling.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, I feel like we have to lie then
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  Speaker 4: and say, yeah, I was saving orphans from a fire. Like,
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  Speaker 4: don't tell anybody out I really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really a terrifying thing for me.
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  Speaker 4: I uh.
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  Speaker 3: When I see a coyote alone, though, my heart just aches.
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  Speaker 3: I feel so sad for them. I just the one
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  Speaker 3: I saw yesterday I was in Griffith Park. It's just like,
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  Speaker 3: if that was like one degree something else, I probably
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  Speaker 3: would try to rescue it, try to bring it into
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  Speaker 3: my home. They look so hungry, and they look.
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  Speaker 2: So rescue from the coyote, which would be rescuing, they.
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  Speaker 3: Look so sad and pathetic. Has there ever been a
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  Speaker 3: coyote that looks healthy? Is the big question. They always
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  Speaker 3: look like they're scavenging.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's what they do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't spend much time looking at them because
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  Speaker 4: after I looking at them and start looking at me,
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  Speaker 4: and we're looking at each other.
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  Speaker 2: Next thing, I know, you know, I'm a snack.
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  Speaker 3: No coyote you would scare away. That's the thing about coyotes.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that should be scared of them is
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  Speaker 3: smaller things, larger animals. They run away from Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: unless they're rabbit or something, but I don't think that
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  Speaker 3: happens that often.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't got back coyote.
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  Speaker 3: And they're mountain lions cougars around these hills. I just
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  Speaker 3: saw a video on some local news station of a
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  Speaker 3: mountain lion in somebody's backyard. That would be terrifying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's I mean, that's like a single shark or something.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean I also love that for mountain lions
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  Speaker 4: because they're like destroying capitalism. They're like, oh, you put
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  Speaker 4: up this cute little fist. Maybe no one owns anything. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: when you got a sland, will we buy again?
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  Speaker 3: Truly, those are bears. When you see a bear like
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  Speaker 3: swimming in someone's pool, yeah, good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's that the bears. Let's smoke and get his swim.
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  Speaker 3: One enjoy it. Okay, no one's going to stop you.
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  Speaker 2: He said, only you can protect forest fires. I'm taking
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  Speaker 2: a swim.
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  Speaker 3: How do you, I, uh, how do you feel about
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  Speaker 3: paying for sauce? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that as you were saying.
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  Speaker 3: I need to know if I'm just losing it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so tired of being in this abusive relationship with capitalism.
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  Speaker 4: Because we've gotten to a point where if we don't
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  Speaker 4: organize as consumers, which we do from time to time,
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  Speaker 4: but we need to organize on petty shit.
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  Speaker 2: Like sauce as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, because what's happened is like I remember when businesses
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  Speaker 4: like I'm in a Chropotla used to be like, come
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  Speaker 4: in a Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Cost and we'll give you a free burrito.
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  Speaker 4: Now that like you want extra chicken, We got counted out,
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  Speaker 4: you raggedy bitch, and this bowl of b ninety dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Like what happened. We used to drive the market and
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  Speaker 2: now they're.
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  Speaker 4: Like people are willing to pay for anything because they're desperate,
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  Speaker 4: So we're gonna charge you for everything. What do you
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  Speaker 4: mean if sauce comes with the meal, how are you
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  Speaker 4: gonna charge with this for the sauce extra?
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  Speaker 3: If I'm getting something a chip again, a chicken finger,
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  Speaker 3: the first sauce at the very least, throw one in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I should It shouldn't be like I shouldn't have to
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  Speaker 3: put a package together for myself.
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  Speaker 4: They're just trying to find another way to nickel and
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  Speaker 4: diamonds to fucking hell, and if we don't stop them,
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  Speaker 4: it's just gonna continue to get worse.
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  Speaker 2: I mean rip to Spirit Airlines.
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  Speaker 4: But it was great that Spirit Airlines made basically like
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  Speaker 4: a Layoway system because it was cheaper in the beginning.
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  Speaker 4: But then once you put there, they're gona go and
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  Speaker 4: dime you with every fee. Okay, unless you wear in
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  Speaker 4: every single article of clothing you need on your person,
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  Speaker 4: they will charge you for everything.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But then unfortunately, bigger airlines that were providing luxury at
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  Speaker 4: higher costs started to look over and be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, well, people will accept that. They'll accept anything.
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  Speaker 4: That's why Delta said that flights under a certain mileage
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  Speaker 4: now aren't gonna get any snacks. You ain't get no
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  Speaker 4: business true snack, no domestic flights under a certain mileage.
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  Speaker 4: So like an lax to SFO, you're not getting no snacks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry nothing eat. Yeah, yeah, I'm the amount of
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  Speaker 3: money I'm already spending. They're making money. We can see
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  Speaker 3: the money they're making. Give me a cracker.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if we don't stop them, eventually they're gonna
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  Speaker 4: be like, oh, did you want the seatbelt package?
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  Speaker 3: That's actually one. I don't care to pay for a seatbelt.
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  Speaker 3: Take those out of the plane. I don't need those.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I've seen what happens if something gets real
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  Speaker 4: turbul you might flap pitchhead on the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: I want my seatbelt.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hold on, hold on, no, they are alter Even
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  Speaker 3: Southwest Airlines is getting into the like pay for everything
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  Speaker 3: or it used to be like the one where I like,
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  Speaker 3: you've got some things for free. Now they're all we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna be like laying flat on top of each other.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty So that's what they're going for.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because Southwest used to be like you get in
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  Speaker 4: your line and then if you get there early, you
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  Speaker 4: can get in whatever seat you want. Now that you
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  Speaker 4: have to pay for an assigned seat, and certain assigned
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  Speaker 4: seats cost more, which I've never understood. We're all on
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  Speaker 4: the same plane, and now like I fly.
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  Speaker 2: Delta and I'm ready to delta.
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  Speaker 4: Because we went from having you know, economy, and then
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  Speaker 4: there was like economy plus with a little leg room
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  Speaker 4: as long as you help people get out on the slide,
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  Speaker 4: and then there was first.
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  Speaker 2: Now we got like economy minus.
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  Speaker 4: Like there really is is like a stars at like
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  Speaker 4: economy minus, then economy then economy plus, then.
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  Speaker 3: First right and maybe something in between. That is because
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  Speaker 3: now there's the like business or first class. That's all
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  Speaker 3: kind of muddy. Now, it's very unclear. How do you
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  Speaker 3: feel about first class?
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  Speaker 2: I love it and love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't fly it if the flight is under
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  Speaker 4: three hours because it's a waste of money. It's just
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  Speaker 4: a wider seed and booze. I'm not going to drink.
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  Speaker 4: But if it's a cross country baby, I'm always on
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  Speaker 4: a red eye from LA to New York. I sleep
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  Speaker 4: on the plane, get there at JFKA at eight am
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  Speaker 4: and ready to start my day. That one I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I need a bed for that if it's over six hours,
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  Speaker 4: babes to bed.
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  Speaker 3: I think first class should be illegal.
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  Speaker 2: Really.
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  Speaker 3: I think unless everybody can have it, nobody should have it.
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  Speaker 2: I like it, and here's why.
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  Speaker 4: If people want to be a little boogier and fall
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  Speaker 4: asleep on the plane, like, I think they should have
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  Speaker 4: that right.
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  Speaker 2: And I like that better than private jets, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: So that should be experiences you can get, and then
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  Speaker 4: the private jets should go except for me, because that's
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  Speaker 4: my reparation. You'll not gonna get me forty acres or amo, bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I should be able to put my carbon footprint out here. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I deserve.
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  Speaker 3: That everyone's against private jets until they can have a
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  Speaker 3: private jet.
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  Speaker 4: What they need to sacrifice, y'a'll destroy the planet, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: my ancestors, I think around there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think private jets just that's enough, is enough,
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  Speaker 3: it's ridiculous. Yeah, and first class. If we got rid
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  Speaker 3: of private jets, I might be on board with first
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  Speaker 3: class still existing, But right now I'm just walking past
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  Speaker 3: everyone in first class, being angry at them and just wondering,
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  Speaker 3: and then going back to my essentially bus seat.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it used to not be such a bus.
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  Speaker 3: See.
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  Speaker 4: I remember as a kid, the seats that they have
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  Speaker 4: on like a short domestic flight were the size of
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  Speaker 4: the seats in regular economy of a person, and you
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  Speaker 4: got a meal in economy and it was the size
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  Speaker 4: of your body. Now that like, everybody get on ozipic
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  Speaker 4: otherwise I'm not gonna make these flights, Like what.
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  Speaker 2: Do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like the airline industry was every industry is
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  Speaker 3: now doing this, but was the first one that was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to get worse rather than get better. As
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  Speaker 3: an industry. Just year after a year, it's going to
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  Speaker 3: feel way worse. And now truly basically we're paying for sauce.
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  Speaker 3: We let airlines do it, and now we're paying for
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  Speaker 3: ranch on the side.
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  Speaker 4: Really should have revolted sooner. And also airlines know that
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  Speaker 4: they have us in a choke hold in certain situations
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  Speaker 4: because are you gonna fly to Berlin or are you
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  Speaker 4: gonna what You're gonna take a ferry?
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna take?
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  Speaker 4: Like you can't, you can't. They're like, we got you,
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  Speaker 4: bitch you going or not?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no alternative. I mean, I guess maybe I
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  Speaker 3: start going by boat.
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  Speaker 4: I know the cruise lines should think about that instead
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  Speaker 4: of just trapping us on boats.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just take the boat to work?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, at party, get on at my vacation boat back.
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  Speaker 3: I will never get on a cruise line after what's
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  Speaker 3: been happening recently. You will not find me on a cruise.
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  Speaker 2: I've been on more cruises than I can count.
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  Speaker 3: Reason.
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  Speaker 4: My parents are cruise people. Oh and so my entire
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  Speaker 4: childhood we were.
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  Speaker 2: And it sounds so weird to complain about. One time
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  Speaker 2: I was shooting this movie with a little wile.
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  Speaker 4: I remember we were like doing something in between, and
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  Speaker 4: I looked at my phone and I was like oh,
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  Speaker 4: and he was like what And I was like, my
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  Speaker 4: parents just booked another family cruise. And he was like,
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  Speaker 4: you're upset that your family on a free boat vacation.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't had to be trapped in the middle of
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  Speaker 4: the Atlantic with a bunch of Trump supporters eating Guy
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  Speaker 4: Fieri burgers until your ankle's fucking swell.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what I'm going through.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bad vacation.
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  Speaker 4: I've had good ones. There's a certain way to do
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  Speaker 4: it to have a good one. And virgin cruises i've
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  Speaker 4: heard are very fun because there's no kids. Can't bring
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  Speaker 4: your kids, and you know, people like to have a
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  Speaker 4: boat boats of sexuals and uh, they have excursions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just it's not for me. And now the
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  Speaker 3: chance of getting haunted virus are being trapped on board
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  Speaker 3: with the virus, Like what appeal is there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: It really just seems like the like the disease enthusiasts
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  Speaker 4: love about rides.
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  Speaker 3: You have messy people who don't wash their hands.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just open mouthed coffers, people who don't wash
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  Speaker 4: their hands.
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  Speaker 2: People who don't believe in medical science.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's really kind of part of the big audience
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, look, if you want to do your own
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  Speaker 4: research and you don't want to vaccinate, that is absolutely
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  Speaker 4: your right in your body.
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  Speaker 2: Are you a dumb ass? For sure? But let's take
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  Speaker 2: it further.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't believe in vaccines and you don't believe
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  Speaker 4: in the things that doctors have studied, maybe never go
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  Speaker 4: to the hospital because all of a sudden we all
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  Speaker 4: get sick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't never see none of you bitches an ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: Like what y'all put in there? What is in the drip?
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  Speaker 3: No, you just want to You'll take it. You'll take
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  Speaker 3: whatever you can do.
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  Speaker 2: Like how many scis of saline is in there?
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: You need to google it all read No, at that point,
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  Speaker 4: you like, saved my life and then you.
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  Speaker 3: Believe you don't get to use it. No. I think
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  Speaker 3: permanent crews for that sort of person. I keep them
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  Speaker 3: on boot keep them on boats, keep them away from land.
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  Speaker 3: Let them just get each other sick for the rest
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  Speaker 3: of time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about an anti vaxed cruise. We'll throw on
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  Speaker 4: some walking canes from we all get polio, put it.
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  Speaker 3: In Iceberg territory and say goodbye. It's enough, Enough is enough? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that is kind of a large part of that audience
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  Speaker 3: is anti vax slash cruise. Interesting. I'm sure there are
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  Speaker 3: plenty of wonderful people cruis.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there are, and I've met so many of them.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sure many tours. It's just not for me,
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  Speaker 3: and getting haunted virus unfortunately also not for me. No,
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  Speaker 3: so I won't be cruising anytimes.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think they're upgrading those boats. I think
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  Speaker 2: the cruises are starting to sauce the girls too.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I'm sure because people are on both talking about they
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: can still smell when the sewage was leaking from COVID,
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: I said, maybe those both need.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: To be decommissioned. They need to be saying God, they
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: could smell the sewage in the hallways.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: It was still like a lingering of like you could
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: tell they cleaned, but something was still. Because those people
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: have been trapped on those boats were so long and
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: poop them everywhere and stuff. You don't just get rid
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: of that with one shampoo of.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Anyone who's had a dog pee on
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: a rug knows it's much harder to get rid of
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: that smell than you would think yeah, God, no, no, no.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but I'm with you on the sauce thing.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: I think we all need to just start revolting in
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: very petty ways against corporations that are doing things to
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Nickel and dimas right, because there's no such thing as
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: infinite growth, and some of y'all need to be satisfied
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: with the fact that we patronize your businesses consistently and
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: you're open.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: When will they learn that infinite growth it doesn't exist.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I just don't understand when that reality will set for
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: some of these people. It's just like you realize there
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: are only so many people on the planet. Yeah, what's
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: the plan?
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: And that's why I really hope that we can all
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: hold strong. I know there's a ton of idiots out
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: there who can't make art and for some reason think
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: that they should be able to, and they use AI
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: and waste water for stupid bullshit. But I'm so tired
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: of that AI conversation. That's like it's happening. You either
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: get with it or you get lost. You know, like
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: how maybe that sounds like you're telling me it's happening.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think it is happening. I think you're forcing
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: on me and I'm saying no, You're.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Like, no, it's gonna happen to you. So just saying yes, no,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: you can't do it like that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: If it was happening, it will be happening and y'all
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be losing on his goddamn money. We know it's
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: not happening, Babe. You can't make fetch happen. Nobody wants it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Or needs it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. I've run into something for
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: the first time recently that I was very conflicted morally
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: about a loved one sent me what I immediately knew
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: was an AI video and it was kind of like
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: it was like kind of heartwarming or whatever, and my
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: initial instinct was to respond, that's AI. I didn't I
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: don't know what to do in these situations because I'm like,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: I don't want to just be this kill joy that
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: like somebody was a loved one is like, look at this,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: this is nice, and for me to be firing back,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: that's AI, you idiot. So I don't know what I do.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: You just ignore this. Have you had any situations and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: you say that's AI.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: With family members, with friends?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I say, oh my god, you are killing black people
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: in Memphis. Was it worth it to make that fake
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: video so that youok up poison communities? You know how
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: much water you just wait that don't ever make nothing
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: like this again. It's cute though, thank you, Auntie, but
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: stop doing this. You are killing black people. I literally
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: just tell them directly.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's healthy, that's really healthy.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't want to be like you're stupid
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: or anything like that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I realize that we are in this polarized place where
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: we are tapped into the news.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: We're very aware, absolutely.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: And you know our friends are tapped into it as well.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: So I also realize that people are living their lives
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, we got a new app, Well
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: we can make a video of your dad grandma doing
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: this thinking nig everyone's.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Gonna love this. And I'm like, I know that you
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: don't realize the ripercussions.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: So I'm not gonna call you dumb, but I am
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: gonna be like, hey, stop killing them black people. And
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: if black people don't work, I'm like, hey, stop killing
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: them Mormons in Utah, Oh my god, that's white.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: That's really hitting home for me. I'm from Utah watching
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: all these people be mad about these data centers. I'm like, well,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: you voted for the people who said you that these
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: could be.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Built so for whiteness.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Well then and they forgot what whiteness is always Yes,
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I'm like, paying attention to America.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: This is what whiteness been doing.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Now you've got mister wonderful Ellen. Yeah. I mean, the
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Utah situation is truly insane to me, because I don't
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: know if you're aware of this. If the Great Salt
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Lake dries up, it's going to just basically become a
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: poisonous place. The air will be poisoned. Yet they're building
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: this datus of I mean, don't get me sorry.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I know we could go on forever.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I think eco terrorism is gonna start ticking up here.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I think people are gonna be bombing things.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: But here's a fun way to look at it, though,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: if we all all of us just decide that we're
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: not going to be here for AI and we let
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: this implode like the tulip bubble.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: That it is bringing back old school economics.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: If we let this bitch blow up. All these nasty
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: billionaires who did this griff and got all this money
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: for this, and celebrities included, why do you think you're
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: seeing random celebrities that you love talking about Hey, ah is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: The future and we must embrace it. No, baby, we
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: must not. How much did you invest getting it back?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You ain't getting it back.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: So I want to see all these would lose all
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: of that money that they invest in this grist and damn,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I wish I would have come up with it, because
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I love all of tech person selling something that people
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: don't need.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is going to implode in some way.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: We'll all kind of suffer and then hopefully, well we
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: won't learn our lesson, but at least it'll go away
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: in some way.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: And I want somebody to come out and do what
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Uber did, but in a grassroots way. So remember when
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Uber first was established, their prices were super duper low.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: You could get like a ride for like three dollars.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: So that was tech bros using investor money to subject
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: the market and under the market and then ruin the
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: cab industry. And once a cab drives start killing themselves
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: and stuff and they ruined the industry, then they raise
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: their prices because they had the monopoly.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Of course, I want to see somebody grassroots do that
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: with car driving too. Let's just call it gas money.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: And if you got money for gas, you just get
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: in homies car. And this is how we drive the
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Uber prices down.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Uber prices are insane. Now. It's like buying a flight.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: If you're going to the airport, it's like, this is
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: going to like at least twenty five percent of the
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: cost of a.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Flight, and don't check more than once. It raises the
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: price for you.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't know this, Yes, because now they think you're desperate,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: so they'll raise the price. Also, if you live in
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: a more affluent zip code, it raises the price for you.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Is there any way around that if you're living an
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: affluent zip code?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Sorry, some people have like suggested getting off of your.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Wi Fi or using a VPN or something.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're using a VPN, like because all of the
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: data and it's already consumed so much of our cookies
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: and information. But all of that contributes to the profile
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: that you have and how much money they think you have. Also,
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: when you're flying to the airport, depending on what airline
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: you're flying out of, it raises the price of your
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Uber as well. So they're like, oh, you go a
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: delta International. Oh okay, don't raise that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Up real good. They're like, oh you're going a spirit okay,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: well a little bit less.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Like diabolical so evil. I'm going to Burbank. I will
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: do everything possible to get the cheapest uber or lyft.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going back and forth until they've given me the
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: cheapest possible if I If they don't, maybe I just
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: won't go on the trip.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna stop putting in the airline when
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: I and see if there's a dig interesting lax right,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: and then once we're already in the ride and the
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: price is confirmed, because I do it to where I
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: pay for it before it comes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I'm always worried that that's not going to
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: cat change the right.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: They can try to add a waiting fee, but typically never.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to start just using it to take
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: me to like maybe four miles away, and I'll just
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: walk the distance. It's money saving technique.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Maybe we'll start geting picked up in a different area code.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna walk to another zip code because I can see
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: the hood from my house.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I might be a large mob, but I can see right.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: You've taken uber to a bus stop. Well, I mean
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: speaking of inappropriate behavior and just crossing the line, Lacy.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I was excited to have you here on the podcast here,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: so it's unfortunate the podcast is called I said no gifts,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: and you've been on the show before you brought a gift.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I thought you had learned your lesson, but today you
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: showed up holding what appears to be some sort of gift.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm so sorry. I'm very hard headed. I did
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: not listen, and I did bring a gift.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Stubbornness.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not from the place. This back is with
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the bag. I'm trying to save the planet.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous bag though, let's be honest. A nice little black
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: and white stripe bag pulling it out here. Wait, I've
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: never seen this object before. It's a Tiny TV Mini
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: with new and improved features from Tiny Circus. What is
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: this a miniature television?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yes it is. What look at the features.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: The tiny TV Mini is the cutest way. I'm gonna
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: just get paid for this now. The Tiny TV Mini
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: is the cutest way to watch your favorite videos and movies.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Features beautifully bright oh lead display and oh lead displays.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: A nice display. That's what you want these days. Power
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: channel and channel buttons on the top of the case,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: built in speaker, and then there's a sticker over a
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: lot of it. But you can store over forty hours
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: of something built in rechargeable and it has a tiny remote.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah tiny TV? What why did you bring this? This
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: is incredible. The remote is bigger than the TV.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Remote is bigger than the TV. And I was like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I guess it has to have a good like vision
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: on the TV because.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: It's so small.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I mean it's like the size of a stamp.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you going to see anything on there?
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: So this is one of those things that I've had
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: in my home. I've never used it. It's just been
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: banged around in my car. But it is brand new.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's mint condition.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So I got it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I was doing a photo shoot and I tend to
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: like I had a holist, but I wanted to do
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: something like interesting with like I don't know, like all
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: of the It was to promote my book, but like
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: you know, I have a television show, scam Got Is
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: the book and the podcast. I was like thinking like, oh,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: like maybe I have like a little picture where it's
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: like a tiny TV and a tiny book I don't know.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: And like, when I got to the shoot, my publicist
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: was like, h we don't love this idea.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, yeah, sometimes when I'm going to
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: do photo she's like getting the mindset of a drag queen.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I think that's a great mindset for a photo shoot.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Everyone should be in a drag mindset when they get
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: a picture take.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but sometimes you need a photo that the publication
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: can you use. It's not so specific. And so I
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, guys, so wow, had I rediscovered
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: it the other day?
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: But you never use it, You've never turned it on
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: or anything. I wish we could charge it right now,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: a little USB corse. It's absolutely adorable. This is like
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: a TV for a mouse or a cricket, some sort
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: of bug.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: If you have a lizard lizard television.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Wow, this is really fascinating. Where did you get it
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: from that I do?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I want to say, maybe like one of those fabric stores.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, like a Joeanne Michael.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whichever one was is the non anti abortion.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's hobby lobby is the one that is pro
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: everything horrible?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was probably I think it might have been.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, and she's gone now rest in peace. Yeah, she's gone.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Last year. Last year we buried her and it was
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: she was very sick. Towards the end. I went in
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: the store and it was absolute chaos. But maybe she'll
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: rise again. I don't know, but we just kind of
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: have Michael's now, which is unfortunate.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I hate to see a woman go before men.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really a shame. I used to love Joeanne.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I would go there for my clothing dye.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I get fabrics and I was over to something creative.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything and killed. I just watch an Elizabeth Warren
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: video and she says private equity, which makes perfect sense.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Private equity pulls up, takes over, and then just destroys
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: everything and make sure it's bad so it will fall apart.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And so I didn't realize that Joanne had gotten snatched up.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I wonder if there was an original Joeanne Drift. There's
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: some Joanne out there in the world, and those were
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: her fabrics. Those were her fabrics blew up. This was
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: her legacy.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: That's why I hope, because you know, sometimes it's not
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: like when I found out and Jemima was never real,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: and people just want to feel like a black lady
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: was making their pancakes because they couldn't afford want to
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: do that anymore.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Where I found out Uncle Ben wasn't really making that rice.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: It's like finding out about Santa Claus. Right, Who's there's
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: another one, Betty Crocker.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Betty, Betty wasn't doing none of that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: What were they doing? What were they doing in the
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: fifties where they're just creating these phony.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Well, it was that transition from a lot of people
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: not being able to one like exploit black labor sure
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: or housekeepers in general.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: And so they thought, how we make like housewives feel.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Good and not lonely.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: We'll put a little person on the package and act
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: like they're cooking for you.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And they were on so many koelus. I'm sure they
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: was talking to the box. I'm sure we're great.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, I don't think we're really. I mean
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: that kind of felt like an early AI early Uh
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: what's her name? What's the AI actor? Tillie Norwood? Oh, yes,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I just read about her. I just there was an interview.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: All this makes me feel so nervous. But in the
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: New York Times somebody interviewed her, but the whole thing
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: was about AI. It wasn't just like a straight interview.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: But it's like, let's just leave it alone. Let's just
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: not do this at all. What does anyone getting out
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: of this other than being afraid?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Right, No one asked for this. No, we're already miserable
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: as it is. What do you mean come in and
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: take our happiness away?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Like, hey, I do my dishes, Okay, Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: There are certain things where I'm like, if it didn't,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: if it weren't for the environmental impact, I would be
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: happy for it to do certain things. But most of
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: the tasks I would have it do are things that
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: are fairly easy to accomplish or mindless, and like, maybe
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I'll just keep doing them.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Rather things that are a source of joy for us
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: as human beings, like our creative outlets and things art.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: That's a tough one.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I wish a wedding day. Let hey I beat a bride?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, like I would like to do that?
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Do you know what? I think we really handed over
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: too much power when you do you remember the trend
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: everybody was getting like you would like upload a bunch
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: of your pictures and then a I would create all
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: these different styles of art. That was an unfortunate two
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: days in history that I think we said, everybody just
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: take the case. I want to see a horrible piece
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: of art of myself.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: And honestly, the collective narcissism that we have is really
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: killing our country.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Like this rugged individualism is murdering us.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: We must to be community. And now everybody wants to
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: go to therapy. And some people go to therapy actually
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: to heal. Some people go there to like learn therapyze language,
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: you know, therapy language, and then manipulated.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: To justify their behavior.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to justify their behavior and inappropriately, and
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: we've seen so much of that. When it comes to community,
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: people wanna be like, well, these are my boundaries.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Is I don't show up.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: For anyone, I don't help anyone, don't call me, don't
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: ask me for shit, because these are there's so much fames.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: That's not how community works. Sometimes community is inconvenient.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a part of that. Considering things outside of
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: your sex.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes there's gonna be a baby on a plane
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: because they got a flat I little unemployed baby somewhere.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: We all hate it, but we have to deal with
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: it because it's commune.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: In a moment. Honestly, the parent hates.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: It embarrassed, like a parent of water. I don't know,
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: maybe the baby need to dip a pacified, a little bourbon.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know what we needed to get through this flight,
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: but like we all should be helping that, right. They're
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: not making a baby cry, They're not pitching a baby
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: like you know, although I will say if I am
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: on a flight with a good baby, I will turn
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: around at the end of the flight and be like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: oh my god, you got a great baby.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: You get that baby's got a future baby.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: They're like, thank you so much like that baby's great.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: We've got to support the good babies. We've got to
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: encourage good babies. Maybe other babies will catch on. Yeah,
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: you know, I've always wondered about babies in TV shows
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: and movies when they're crying, what's happening? How are you
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: getting them to cry?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: It's the same audio, And if you the same audio carefully,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: you will notice that. And I'm like waiting for somebody
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: to record a new baby crying. But it's always if you.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Listen to several babies crying, they usually are using the
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: same light baby. It must be free.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just like download it from like sound
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: effects dot com or something. M hmmm, yeah, but what
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: about if you because occasionally you see the baby crying,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: they pinching it. I heard they're pinching them. I want
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: to be done pinching.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: If they can't look at you cry, pinch.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: The baby, that's evil, that's evil.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I can't say. But the babies I've worked with there
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: was no pinching, no pinching, no pinching.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: They were quiet, just spraying with a spray bottle or something.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I was shocked, though.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: The baby TV pipeline is scary to me because, uh,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I had to work with a baby, and typically you'll
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: have babies that are twins depending on how long the
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: shoot is, because you can't have a baby child labor laws.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: And I remember working with a baby that was so
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: fresh on single parents, like still had a placenter perm.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who did we just took this out this
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: lady coaching and wrapped it up.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: And I was like, as a parent, like why would
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: you give your fresh fresh Like when I say hot
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: off the press's baby to a stranger. You didn't have
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: my whooping cough vaccine, right, that's not something I was
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: required to have, you know what I mean?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Like, you just give me this baby?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Got?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Is the casting director hanging out in the NICU unit
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: or like what's going on? Like, well, how are you
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: finding these parents that are like willing to bring the
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: child like that early?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I don't want to unpasteurized baby.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's wild. No, I'm very curious about the crying
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: babies and the pinching, but I guess it's this is
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: something I've talked about with AI on this podcast before
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: and it's not my idea, and I unfortunately can't credit
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: the person. But they said the only thing that AI
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: should be used for is child acting.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Oh I think that would be if it was a
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: detrimental environment.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, again, child acting only thing we needed for because
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: children should.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Not be employed.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be a child actor.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: A should let me take as many acting classes as
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I want all throughout schools on migrades were good, but
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I was not allowed to be in that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I I've worked with child actors and in my entire career.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Thus far, I've only met the parents of one child
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: actor that I thought, well, no, two child actors that
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I thought were sane people, right.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've met some real wild ones, some real stage parents,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: and if you've worked as an actor before, it's like
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: it's such a demanding job emotionally and physically. It's like
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: a child is.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Doing not educating these kids.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: School.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen a school on sit teaching them, but
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: their maybe favorite color is four.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: They don't know nothing.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: No, they're probably doing the word search or you know,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: they're throwing them a highlights magget.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Not real school, and they're also not being socialized in
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: a way that is necessary for the rest of your life.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: School is important, yes, yeah, so that maybe that's one thing,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: but I don't know. Yeah, speaking of television, what's your
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: favorite television show? I never get into this sort of
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: conversation on the podcast. I just like to hear about
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: people's favorite things and maybe not even your most favorite,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: but what's the show you love?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, so shows that I rewatch over and over again
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: thirty Rock just because it's an AK forty seven of jokes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: You can just watch it over and over and catch
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: something different.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Also, I love a joke that once you read a
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: book or get some context as an adult, you realize
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: what the joke was totally like I hate that there's such.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Little media literacy these days that these poor kids like if.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: It's not spelled out for them, and even if it is,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: they act like they came to some grand conclusion where
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I'm used to seeing, like parodies of the Odyssey or
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: thieves that are like liken to other you know, things
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: that I've learned, Right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I love jokes like that because I feel like the
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: payoff is having knowledge.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't need all of my jokes to be
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: like super High, but having some sort of layers to things. Yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: and thirty Rock does all of that. I do. All
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: of them do the dumbest jokes, they do the smartest
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: You're gonna.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Get Tracy Morgan Yellen, Like I saw too babies giving
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: each other a tattoo.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: They were very drunk, like you're gonna get jokes like.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: That, jokes that like you really have to have some
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: information to understand. Love Modern Family as well? Can rewatch that?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: What are my other rewatches that I just like can
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: put on and enjoy?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I go back to Girls fivee Eva, Oh so good.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: That's a friend of the show I worked on. Kimmy
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Schmidt uh and Meredith Scardino creator of Girls five Eva,
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: she's one of the all times. Yes, extremely Yeah, those
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: are all kind of in the thirty rock vein just
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: so funny. So every one of them has just a
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: million jokes. There's nothing like that. Yeah, there's, like I mean,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I guess there's The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: which I am watching, But otherwise there aren't really shows
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: with a ton of jokes anymore, I know.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: And those are the shows I love to be on.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: And the rewatchability is crazy, and that's what's so frustrating
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: to me about how disrespected comedy is and continues to
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: be in this industry. Like Wilfarell should have want to
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Oscar for Taladay at nights of course, hands down, period.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: It's harder to be funny.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: It's harder to be funny. It's something you have to
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: be born with and something you have to hone. And also,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: on top of that, the rewatchability of a comedy over
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: a drama is absolutely fucking insane. How many times you're
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: gonna be like, hey, y'all, I just got some wine
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: and some blench, I'll pull up.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: We about to watch twelve years of Slate. No, you
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: watch it once. You appreciate it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: You had the experience.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Anybody like, hey, y'all turn on that fruit veil begetting it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: You had the experience and like, no, yeah, that's very true.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Beautiful pieces.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: They're important, but they're not something you want to re
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: traumatize it after you've seen it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: That's true of a lot of dramas. Right, if something's
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: got some funniness to it, you're going to at least
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: see it twice. Yeah, a lot of dramas. I'm like, yep,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I had it, I've seen it, I thinked it. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: don't need to go back. I don't need to go
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: back there.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: The only like drama is TV shows that I'm going
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: back to are anything that Nicole Kimmen.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Is in with a bad wig.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, the wigs. Those wigs are watchable.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: If I see Nikki came in in a lasty bad wig. Oh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I'm watching because I know it's gonna be.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Well, this is perfect Strangers, The Undoing she's in, Uh, Marlow's.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Got money money, Uh yeah, something like that. And then
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: what's the big one with Reese Witherspoon Big Little Lies. Now.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: This is something though that I've admitted to on this
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: podcast before. I'm wig blind. I can't. I can rarely
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: tell if someone's wearing a wig. Wow, So Nicole had
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: me fooled for a really long time. I know she
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: had no part. It's something I deal with.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: There was no day, there was no scalp emanated nowhere.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I mean the fact that I've gotten as far as
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I have in life having this a wig blindness is
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: pretty miraculous. But I truly, unless the wig is so egregious,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's just their hair. But now I know.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can, at least with Nicole, I know
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: that it's always a wig, so I can I can
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: at least lie that I know it's away.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I think she needs that, and she needs to have
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: her American accent even when it's not necessary, because something
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: undoing like that shrip on the Barbie accent was popping out.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: All the time, and I was like, Babe, you Grant
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: is in this being British. You could definitely just be Australia.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, the American accent's very interesting to me.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: With her, It's like because she never seems American, but
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: then she's it's like, so where did this woman come from?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I think she's the strict why and then she did
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: have schools st up in DC for a little while.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I'll be in her lord and obviously Australia, like she's
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: been all over so she has a worldly accent.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: It's just everything.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: And do we know what she looks like without a wig?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she does carbons and stuff without her wings.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if her wigs might be a
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: character choice for her, Like you know how maryl will
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: throw some teeth inf and over.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, te anytime you're putting in teeth, they're like, okay,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: well you've ruined through all.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: It's Meryl though, I was looking like, baby, why I
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: got them teeth? But I also like Meryl.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Sure, we love the teeth. They're iconic teeth.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: She could do whatever she was and I'm here for it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got to look up no wig Nicole Kidman.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe in the nineties she was doing more non wig work.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the nineties, I feel like she was a little
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: less wiggy, right.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I wonder how much her wigs are costing. I bet
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: those are expensive.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I hope they're not that expensive.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because then, yeah, I was thinking everyone thinks that
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: they look terrible but again for me, I think they
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: look like hair. What's wrong with me? I need like
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: a training. They're not the worst wigs, Okay.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: It's just they give us a little wikiness.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Who do you think has the worst wig in the business,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: the worst wig in the big men with terrible wigs? Ooh,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: John Travolta's got.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: A wig, right, yeah, I mean it's probably forty seven.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: But let me think wigs that I'm like, better, please, baby, please?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Why would you do this? Like if they look flammable?
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Right and whatnot? I mean, honestly, for a little while there,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner was wearing really really bad wis oh interesting.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: And I've seen her in person. Had to wait her
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: once when I was with this is back in the day,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: and she was nice. This is no shade to her.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I think she's improved. The wigs so good.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: But back then it was a kind of wig that
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: when you saw it in person, you wondered if the
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: person had like mental health issues.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Interesting, yeah, I wonder somebody with that level of money.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I'm always like, why are you not hiring just somebody
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: who knows how to buy wigs?
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, access to good wigs is just now
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: being democratized. And it's not a situation where everyone knows
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: a good wig maker, right right, Like the technology is
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: just reaching everybody.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: But this is Kylie Jenner we're talking about.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like to find a real good wig maker.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: She's headed to party City. She's going to this Halloween
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: spirit that's probably come.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Off the right public quality hair. But it's like all
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: about the lace, the part of dyeing, how it's laid.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: To the scalp. All of these things matter.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Fascinating Kylie. So is she always in a wig? Do
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: you think?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think, but I think a lot of people
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: utilize wigs. I utilize wigs, especially as a grown woman now,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: who doing my.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Hair is trash?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: If I put one on in some spirit gum and
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: it's not a little bit and leave my house, like.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Right right, I just need to Maybe Actually I kind
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: of like living in this ignorance of just not knowing
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: what it. I like that for us. I like it
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: for no.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: If I need to ye if I need to wear
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: a wig and I don't got a lot of time,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: if I need to throw it on Tyler Perry's pout,
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: just grab it, you know, I know that you're not
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: gonna judge me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hang out with me, any wig, any wig. I
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: will buy it unless it's like even I think even
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: if it was like blue, I think I would be like, well,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: they've dyed their hair, yeah, which people do. Yeah, if
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: people do it, people are doing it more and more,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: dyeing their hair.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It used to be so taboo, and I love it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: It's a thing now where it's like you can't discover
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: it at someone having a blue hair in the office place, Like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: does that them doing their jobs?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: That actually is kind of a new thing that like
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: you can work with a different type of hair style.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, because all of those tools of conformity
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: were just under capitalism and adjacent to like if you're
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: doing your job, like the whole uptight office cubicle, we
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: all have to dress like this, your hair has to
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: look a certain way.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Was all just and unnecessary.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Anytime I see somebody in a suit going to work,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what horrible job do you have to deal with?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You have to get up every day and put on
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: church clothes? Nightmare, my ultimate nightmare.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like a suit could be a
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: very nice, powerful tactic through. I do feel different when
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: I'm in a suit.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: But to be required, Yeah, that's what boring job do
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: you have to do Friday?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Casual Friday, and then you look like a dork That
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: should be called dork Fridays. I feel like any casual Friday,
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: anybody shows up, they look like a nerd. Just don't
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: do it. Yeah, because most of the people are they
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: don't have the wardrobe at that point for casual Friday.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: They've got a bunch of nice suits. True, just I
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: don't know wardrobe for work. I think you should just
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: be able to wear whatever you want, whenever you want.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Sometimes though, I feel like a suit can be constrictive
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: in a way that makes people more inclined to do
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: their jobs better.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Don't no one let Lacy be a boss anyone. This
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: is a cruel manager.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It's all about a little tie running and they're choking
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: you a little bit.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: That reminds you that you're in a capitalist hillscape. If
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: you want to breathe, you better keep working hard.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Timothy, you should be working for Meta or something.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, they don't wear that. They were like hip guy
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: three thousand dollars white teas.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because meanwhile they like doing those like keystroke things
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: where they know that you're like locked to your computer
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: all day.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: That to me is the worst thing ever whoever came
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: up with that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: You have to move your mouth otherwise they think you're
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: not working if you're working from home. And people who
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: hate work from home just are monitoring spirits and need
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: to get friends. Because if the only time you are
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: conversing with people and interacting with people is at your job,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I can almost guarantee that everyone at your job hates you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: If you're someone who is an advocate for not working
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: for home.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I when you look in the mirror and say everyone
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: at your job hates you, because I promise you they do.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: No one wants to be accosted at the water cooler
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: by you. No one wants to smell youre talapia in
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: the microwave.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Find a friend, Find a friend, see if you can
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: and a hobby anything.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Because your co workers are not your hobby is.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: They're not your paid friend? No, no, no, no no. Well,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I have my little TV here. I'm excited to see
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: how it actually works.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yes you have.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna absolutely just be glued to this television set too.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it sounds like. Yeah, that's right.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: I didn't even think about the streak you have like
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: a box court.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Or I'm not even seeing like a speaker.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: You play it out loud.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting. Eventually you have so many hooked things hooked
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: into it. That's size of a TV. This is about
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: the size of an Apple TV remote literally, so choke
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: on that or something. Well, I think we should play
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: a game. Yes, we're going to play a new game.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: You're the first person playing this game on the podcast Ellis,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: and I played it on the Patreon recently. But I'm
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: excited to try it and we'll see what happens. I
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: need a number between one and ten from you first.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Seven?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, I actually don't need the number right. What the
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: game is? Nun No? Yeah, I'm so used to our
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: other games require like a random thing. But I want
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: to give you some time to promote. So promote something.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh okay. You can watch Scam Goddess, the television show
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: on Hulu.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: You can buy my books Scam Goddess whatever you purchase books,
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: and you can also get the audiobook if you would
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: like to hear me read to you about my scam schemes, capers, jokes, crime, maybe.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: How to do crime or how to avoid it. I
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: don't know legally speaking.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: And you can listen to my podcast Scam Goddess anywhere
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: that you get your podcasts beautifully promoted.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I've been on the podcast, yes twice. Yes, we did
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: a fun Christmas episode. We did. It's been a while,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah we should. I love I love scams, and you're
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: just it's so nice to show up and you just
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: have a buffet of scams to talk about. Yes, I
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: don't have to do any research. I just get to
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: learn about.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Scams and get all your input, which we love.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, what do I like? What do I need to do?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: You know what I want to promote? And this is
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: not a paid advertisement to be I'm loving tob I
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: get into tub. I'm telling people, the documentary selection on
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Tube is incredible. I'm so tired of every other streaming service.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: All the documentaries are essentially just true crime. You get
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: on tub all kinds of fun things. Yeah, it's chaotic.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I think that's what I like about it. You get
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: on there and you're like, I would have never picked
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: any of these things, but they've got interesting choices. Not
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: a paid advertisement toub to be.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: They're also hilarious. You can watch the worst movies.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: You've ever seen, and there's something about to be that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: When something goes viral, Tub is the first to make
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: a movie about it. But remember, like I don't know
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: who I married the Resa Tisa story. They were like,
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: it was like, who the fuck did I marry? Like
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Tube came out with like I'm married who? Like something
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: like like they're making the Sian version of television over
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: there and it's so funny to me. And some of
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: their stunts is special effects are just.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: I got to get into these two be originals. Oh,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I'm very excited about that. Well, we're going to play
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: a game. It's called invite List, and this is what's
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: going to happen. You're going to make an invite list
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: for a party. You only get to have ten people come. Okay,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: so I'm going to start reading a list of names.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: You're going to tell me if the person is invited
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: or not invited until we've got ten people coming to
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: the party. Does that make sense? Yes, okay, and Ellis
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: is going to keep charge of how many people because
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I can't do everything, all right, So that's perfectly clear.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Invited or not invited. Invited or not invite, Tim Gunn.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know how long the list is.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: You gotta be careful. That's the game. Not invited, Friend Libowitz.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Not invited, Mister Beast not invited.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: These are for different reasons, though, I'm going for a demo.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Friend's great lover thinks he's amazing. Tim, fabulous, beautiful gowns.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: This is your party.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: No, you can only have locked me as something.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: You can and you can reason one way or the other.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to hear any reasoning.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mister's always trying to put somebody on somebody.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Gauge, and it's a very private party, very so you
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: have to be selected here. Robin Thick.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Uh, Yes, because I feel like he would do something
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: like Ember's.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: That's a great reason you have to have one of
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: those party. Somebody gets about a common enemy almost Malia Obama,
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: of course. Martha Stewart.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, Okay, look she did jail time. She han't got
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: a swoopsong. I want to know some of the tips
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: and tricks in the kitchen.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, I bet she would be an incredible time at
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: a party. Yeah, or she's probably gonna criticize whatever you
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: put together. But whatever.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Stanley Tucci Absolutely, I love Stanley Tucci.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Alex Jones hell no, unless it's like a trap and
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: we're gonna put it like you know, we're gonna take.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Him across the border.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Sarah Miller, Oh.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: No, but I like her.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Glenn Powell, No, but I like him. Serena Williams, Yes,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Eddie Vedder.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know that's why.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Beyonce of course, please, that's kind of obough one. Yeah,
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Andrews and Cooper, Yes, I love Andy. This next one's
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: gonna be kind of complicated considering another person. You've already
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: invited Solange?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: How is that complicated? Absolutely?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: But what you kind of have to if you've already
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: invited Beyonce.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, no, And I want Solange is aesthetic. You
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: know she's gonna come.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: To re decorate my whole Luisgi Mangione absolutely, Charlie.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: XCX, Yes, because Robin think me somebody to play with it?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: All right, and we've hit ten.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: That's ten, Alice, Can you read down the list of
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: other people coming to this party? All right?
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: So Lacy's guests include Robin Thick, Malia Obama, Martha Stewart,
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Stanley Tucci, Serena Williams, Beyonce Anderson Cooper Solange, Luigi Mangioni,
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: and Charlie XCX.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: That seems like a decent party.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: There's people for.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Each other, talk to a common interest to get the
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: age graps there.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: You know you need drugs there, Well they'll be there,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: you know if you need anything there.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's going to be a very good party. Yeah,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: you were very that was I felt like you were
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: selective and you were considerate. Yeah, not a bad list. Well,
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: you played that game very well. Ellis, do you have
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: a gift or a curse? We have to say if
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: it's a gift or a curse and why, and then
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Ellis tells us if we're right or wrong.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, My gift to a curse is game nights.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go or should I go?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Hmm?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: No? Go?
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to say that game nights are a gift. Okay,
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: and here's why, because a game night gets everyone together.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: We're doing an activity I'm extremely competitive that is going
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: to bring.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Out It's gonna bring out the worst in me. You know,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: if you're like doing a couple's game night.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I think it's even better because you get to really
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: see the cracks in the relationship, you know.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: What I mean.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Like game nights a divorce pipeline, and what better way
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: to get it out than realizing that you don't have
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: a partner that you can do charades with. I think
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: game nights and that's entertainment for me. So I'm gonna
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: even more entertainment by watching your relationship disintegrate.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Or come together stronger than ever. Who knows. So I
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: love a game night. I think they're super fun.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: All right. I think game night's a gift. I absolutely,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: because you really it's like a really nice way to
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: figure out exactly who everyone is. You can find out
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: if somebody's a total bore, if somebody is an adult
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: who will cheat or get you know, have a fit
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: over losing, an adult who gets really intense. It's like
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: you're able to kind of parse out who's a real
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: friend and who's somebody that you can keep at arms Like.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: And you get to it, why are you hating? Because
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I'm winning, Yes, fun hater in a game night.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: But if I see somebody sulking or getting real upset,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, we got you might be a murderer.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: We gotta get you out the friend.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Group, and you might get to ruin their nights, which
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: is such a lovely feeling. True, you get to really
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: commit to ruining somebody's evening. I think it's a gift, yes, gift.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: No, it's a curse.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Invite. I don't know.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: First of all, you gotta tell me what games we're playing,
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: like just general game night. We could be playing Settlers
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: of Catan for five hours and I don't want to
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: go to that.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Well you get invited to not the right one.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Oh no, baby, My game night's like listen, there's different
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: games for different people. I'm whooping ass on the spades table.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: They call me doctor what ass? And me and my
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: space partner we got a relationship. If we start sucking up,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: we start fighting.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: But it's fine, you know what I mean.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Other people are playing, you know, for the beginners, Domino's
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Connect for you know, Twister if you're freaky, you know,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: like no, but Catan, no, no, no, no, no no
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: no no no no. And we're not playing Scrabble either,
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: too slow. And no Monopoly lestime I played that. My
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: cousin Jemonica cut.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Me Monopoly is out. I think we've all kind of
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: finally acknowledged monopolies the worst.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: And it's supposed to feel that way because that's how
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: capitalism feels.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's supposed to feel bad. Oh interesting.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, Monopolo was created by a woman to show the
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: ills of capitalism, and then they stole it and they
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: were like, this is a fun game and did exactly
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: the and that's why it's monopoly is not fun when
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: someone has the monopoly because all you do is paying
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: out money to every time you land on board.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank you, tell us two against one year. Wrong.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: All right, this is the final segment of the podcast.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: It's called I said no emails. People are writing into
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They just
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: have all sorts of questions. We hope me answer a
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: question of course. All right, this is Hybridge or in guest.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: My name is frank and I hate going by the
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: name Frankie. Recently at work, there's been a lot of
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: people who have started calling me Frankie. I have no
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: problem gently correcting them. However, my dilemma is that I
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: think it's real goofy when people do a mobster esque
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: nickname for me. For example, Frankie two shoes. I'm looking
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: for ace on how to handle this without coworkers thinking
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I'm singling them out by correcting their use of Frankie,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: but not someone else's important information. We wear name tags, mine,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: says frank I've worked there for months. I do not
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: want to have to explain the whole spiel every time
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: it comes up. I love your pod, thank you. Oh okay,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: that's important, very important. They love the podcast best. That's
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: from frank. She her. So, Frankie does not want to
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: be called Frankie, and the entire staff apparently has kind
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: of joined forces to be annoying. How do we get
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: them to stop calling her frank Key Frankie without making.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Everybody feel her name is frank her name.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Is frank and leave her alone. Stop calling her Frankie especially,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: don't call her Frankie two shoes or Frankie frank name tages.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: But if you had, if you were working retail, you
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: want somebody calling you Frankie two shoes.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, frank because I'm gonna call you which mama
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: frank which I do think is a very cool name
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: for a girl.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: It's a great name. I love the name Frank for anything.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: And I could I get why, like taking away the
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: coolness of Frank as a woman a special would be frustrated,
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: making it kind of cute now, Frankie, See damn it,
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: I did it, Frank, Frankly Frank, That's what I've been
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: to saying, Frank.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: This was hard for me.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Because Frank, I'm starting to sense that maybe you have
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: a personality that people enjoy because I hate right, Like
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: if I don't like seeing you at work, I'm not
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: gonna be like Frankie shoes, you know what I mean?
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Like, if I hate you, you get your government name
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: said and barely unless you have to.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, it's Stewart on our shift.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Like we're not calling Stuart stew We fucking hate Stewart.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: But if we love you, Frank, I could see how
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: people might have made it Frankie and freaking bout a moment,
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Freakie a hit man and I and I'm sure this
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: is giving the crunch the whole time.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Frank. I'm so sorry. I don't know if there is
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: a way for you to not seem like a killed.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Joy to explain to everyone who clearly likes you that
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: you would like to be called Frank.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Right, this feels like an impossible situation. It's hard because
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: if you make a big announcement, it's like people are like,
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: why are you making such a big deal, loser? If
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: you start correcting people all the time, and they must
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: love Frank, they must. Maybe she puts this over the
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: overhead speakers this episode. Maybe this gets through to everybody.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe she starts recommending the podcast. We get more listenings.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then yeah, you recommend I said no gifts,
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: and then tell them this episode and there's something in
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: there for them, a gift for them.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a kind of mutually beneficial for everybody here.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Frank gets her wish. My listener's increase by at least four,
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: and what a huge win for everybody.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Do you all have team meetings at your job?
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Oh? Interesting? Or do you want them to be brought
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: up in a team meeting.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe like a happy hour? I feel like if it's
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: like you could be.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Like random, but hey, y'all, my name is Frank, and
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: I really would appreciate if y'all call me Frank, and
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: that of mop's the name.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: This is so petty and I love you all, but
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: please call me Frank because I like to be called
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: by my name. Is that cool?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Or I don't know.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe you reverse psychology them and you start giving them
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: nicknames that they hate until they get to the point
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: when they start calling you by your real name. You
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like Clay comes in and you're like, oh,
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Clay to clip clipto play right.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: They just start basically accusing people of crimes, lose the job,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: and then hope that your next job everyone hates you.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: That feels right to me, or embrace it too hard,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: get your name name tag, change to Frankie, start calling
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: speaking in third person. It's Frankie. Frankie's here. People are
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: gonna be so annoyed they're gonna go back to frank.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I think the best strategy here would be a happy
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: hour or a team meeting where you just bring up
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: the pettiest of a grievance, and if you do it
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: in a very un serious way, I have something really
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: serious to bring up and they're like, Okay, it's not
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: that serious, guys.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all call me Frank because that's my name.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Could you show me It's just a small amount of respect.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I just want to call my name.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, Y'll call me Frank like.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: These are really your only recourse. And unfortunately you can't
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: say what the consequences might be. It might be that
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: people are like, oh, Frank's so fun.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Frank sucks, but you know you got to take
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: a chance if it means make fuss to you. Yeah. Well,
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: I think we answered the question perfectly. I think Frank's
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: problems are going to go away, and then hopefully we'll
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: never hear back from her. I don't know. Well, I've
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: got my TV, yes, and I am very excited to
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: see what happens with this little thing. And I've just
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: had such a lovely time with you.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I've had a great time with too, Vigo.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you for being here, Lacy, thank you for having
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: me listener. The podcast is over. I'm I'm going to
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: leave the studio and you're going to just you're going
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: to find your yourself again and you're going to reclaim
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: your life and move on with your day. I love you, goodbye,
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I said. No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by Miracle
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Worker Amy Mann and we couldn't do it without our booker,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I said, no gifts, that's where you're going to see
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: you want to see the gifts?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: He lievit?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Though a man?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Myself?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Perfectly clear?
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: But you're a guest to me.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: You gotta come to me empty.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences presents, And.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I am already had too much stuff, So how do
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: you dare to surbey me