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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 12th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
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  Speaker 1: what he looks like. This is they show well as promised,
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  Speaker 1: we do have a in studio guest, and the.
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  Speaker 2: Person that we thought it was going to be actually
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  Speaker 2: showed up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it got the order, right, Yeah, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It's our buddy, Greg Fitzsimmons. Hi, man,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm coming off ten weeks on the road, ten weekends.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do like the Burt Kreischer, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: three months straight right right right? I go, I leave
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  Speaker 3: on Thursday mornings. I go to some city, try to
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  Speaker 3: figure out what kind of material I can get away
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  Speaker 3: with there, and then I.
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  Speaker 1: Do the audience.
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  Speaker 3: I do the opposite. I was in Texas doing my
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  Speaker 3: pro California bit. You know what, here's the thing. I
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  Speaker 3: am so sick of the rest of the country hating California.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what.
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  Speaker 1: We do for you?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm in I was in Dayton, Ohio.
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  Speaker 4: Two.
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  Speaker 3: When somebody goes, I live in California, boo, I go boo,
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  Speaker 3: you live in Dayton, Ohio. You don't get to boo us.
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  Speaker 2: But what does California do for anybody, all the entertainment,
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  Speaker 2: everything that so much I was, I would argue, like
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  Speaker 2: Georgia and there's all these other places where they're filming
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  Speaker 2: so much stuff now, like nobody really wants to film
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  Speaker 2: in Okay.
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  Speaker 3: How about how about Almonds?
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  Speaker 1: I know what good point I stand corrected.
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  Speaker 4: About torn I don't think how about like just financially
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  Speaker 4: the rest of the country.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have a ninety eight billion dollar surplus in
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  Speaker 3: Texas that we pay and then you've got every state
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  Speaker 3: down south is a taker state. They give way less
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  Speaker 3: in tax than they taken Socially, these are the same
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  Speaker 3: states that are always telling us that, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: government's taken too much.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: We got the Hell's Angels Woodie, we got the Navy Seals,
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Sheen, We get the toughest guys in the country.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like your iPhone and the on the internet
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  Speaker 3: and the internet that feeds that phone. Yeah, at all
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  Speaker 3: the shows when you sit down after your after your
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  Speaker 3: day at your dayton, ohio Ja, when you're sitting in
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  Speaker 3: your stuffed old house on your plaid cat with your
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  Speaker 3: fat kids.
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  Speaker 2: Like we get you through that. Well, Greg Timmons is
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  Speaker 2: here's not done Woody. Okay, Okay, Well for California, he's
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  Speaker 2: going to be at the Hollywood Improv on St.
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  Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. That's his coming Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: For shows, there are a lot of like a I know,
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  Speaker 2: like Cypress Hill because they're so you know, associated with weed.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of pressure. Four twenty shows, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like Dropkick Murphy's would be bad. Do you feel any
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  Speaker 2: kind of like, you know, you got to do a
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  Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day show?
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  Speaker 3: I've done it for this is the twentieth year.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, damn.
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  Speaker 3: Because I grew up in New York where we did
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  Speaker 3: the parade, I used to march with my grandfather. All
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  Speaker 3: four of my grandparents were from Ireland, and I would
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  Speaker 3: march with my mother's father, Florence McCarthy from the Bronx,
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  Speaker 3: and we would march with the Ancient Order of Hibernians
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  Speaker 3: and we would get drunk and and so like seven right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you get drunk. Well, when I got older, I guess, OK.
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  Speaker 3: But I came out here and there's just nothing, there's
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  Speaker 3: no acknowledgment. So I started having this show, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: we we have green beer, we have Irish music. We
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  Speaker 3: have Irish soda bread decoration is so good. If you
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  Speaker 3: come to the show, you can taste my mind for real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray. There's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a surprise guest, big, big surprise, big surprise guest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's uh and then I'm gonna be there,
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  Speaker 3: and I think that's I'm the headliner. So let's not
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  Speaker 3: focus so much successful people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't but you don't drink anymore. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's been like like at all.
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  Speaker 3: It's been thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: Years, damn since your last drink. Thirty five years.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I heard in the car the other day. I
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  Speaker 6: was listening to a comedy channel and it was your
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  Speaker 6: bit on how you quit drinking for other people, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: and the way you phrased it, I thought, oh man, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was repeat that.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Well, I don't have a problem. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: They have a right with my drinking exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't that perfect?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? They couldn't handle my drinks quick I could have.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Greg Fitzimmons is here, and if you want to keep
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  Speaker 2: up with all things Greg Fitzsimmons, you can find them
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  Speaker 2: fitzdog dot com. F I t z d o g
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  Speaker 2: dot com at Greg fitzshow that's on ex or twitever
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  Speaker 2: they call now. And then Greg Fitzsimmons at Greg Fitzsimmons
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram his special you Know Me that is streaming
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  Speaker 2: now on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: You could check that out.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the podcast, the fits Dog Radio podcast which
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  Speaker 2: my feet is inundated with clips from your your podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're posting it up. I got a new and
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  Speaker 3: they're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Great jobs.
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  Speaker 2: It's great anyway more with Greg fitz Simmons coming up next.
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  Speaker 1: This is the show.
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  Speaker 2: Greg fitz Simmons is here at Greg Fitzsimmons on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Fitzsimmons dot com. So what it's two different websites
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  Speaker 2: fits doog dot now they both feeds to the same place.
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  Speaker 3: Switchever is easier, yeah, and big Oil you know that
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  Speaker 3: the same place f I.
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  Speaker 1: T z dog dot com. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, your your podcast fits Dog Radio podcast.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of clips have been like feeding into my
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  Speaker 2: algorithm here uh here recently, a lot of a lot
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  Speaker 2: of a lot of funny like little back and forth conversations.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I don't want to say that you
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  Speaker 2: don't care, but like what I like about you is
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  Speaker 2: that you're.
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  Speaker 1: Unfiltered, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you just you've you've been that
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  Speaker 2: guy and you just you say what you think, which
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  Speaker 2: is why I'm interested to see what you think.
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  Speaker 1: Am I the a hole? Okay? Because I say this
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  Speaker 1: to Greg and Geena the get popped up?
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  Speaker 6: It got under your skin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I'm like, oh my god, all right,
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  Speaker 2: So this this chick posts and I'm sure she's a
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  Speaker 2: very nice girl. Here's here's here's a picture, Greg, so
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  Speaker 2: you could see it, Okay, But what it says is
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  Speaker 2: she posted this, I've been sleeping on a couch for
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  Speaker 2: two years because I was so full of self hate
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  Speaker 2: that I didn't think I deserved a bed. But I've
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  Speaker 2: been doing better lately, and I bought one yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a picture of her laying in her bed.
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  Speaker 1: Like shut up. Okay, So before I'm not gonna say
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  Speaker 1: anything else other than shut up.
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  Speaker 2: What is your first reaction, like if you if you
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  Speaker 2: just saw that and read that, Like, what would your
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  Speaker 2: what would your first reaction be?
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  Speaker 1: Would it be huh babe, good.
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  Speaker 2: For you, congratulations? Or is it more on the reason
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  Speaker 2: of shut up? And I'll give you my reasons here
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  Speaker 2: in a second.
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  Speaker 3: But well, as a married guy, I end up on
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  Speaker 3: the couch sometimes, and I do have low self esteem
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  Speaker 3: when that happens. Usually usually the lot was what leads
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  Speaker 3: to me being out there?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you're sent out there?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, But I will say this. I bought a new
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  Speaker 3: mattress for me and my wife about three months ago,
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  Speaker 3: and his memory foam, And I think that might have
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  Speaker 3: been her sake, because then the other day my wife like,
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  Speaker 3: hit on me.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the worst, and I.
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  Speaker 6: Told her I was.
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  Speaker 3: I told her I wasn't in the mood. And then
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  Speaker 3: the memory foam set out loud. I remember him masturbating
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  Speaker 3: two hours a year. I need some forgetful. I need
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  Speaker 3: some that's not gonna throw's memory.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So you see that post. Is your initial reaction like,
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  Speaker 2: oh babe, good for her? Or is it shut shut up?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's shut up. I think it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: how are you gonna you got those stuff? It seemed
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  Speaker 3: to so many different ways she could play that out.
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  Speaker 3: She could be promiscuous. I think we're all for that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: boundaries at work off the couch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, because here, here's here's a this
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  Speaker 2: is why I came with shut up. I saw it,
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  Speaker 2: and I go, all right, you have such low self
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  Speaker 2: esteem that you're sleeping on the couch because you don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve the bed. I think that's something she is just
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  Speaker 2: saying on social media. She's looking for the attention, the
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  Speaker 2: reaction of oh my god, this is good for you,
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  Speaker 2: right exactly, which, of course, you know, I go right
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  Speaker 2: to the comments. It's always my first stop is the comments.
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  Speaker 2: I break my legs going to the comments on half
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  Speaker 2: these posts. And I was expecting to see, oh bitch,
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  Speaker 2: please like you.
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  Speaker 1: But it was like no, it's all supportive and girls.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know there's a word for that, sad fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Sympathy.
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  Speaker 1: Real, Yeah, sad fishing fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, thread count like I could see like I don't
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  Speaker 3: deserve like a four thousand.
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  Speaker 5: I deserve a hop sheets Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Does look like she went all out? I mean, does
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  Speaker 1: look like some pretty plush looking bedding there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I would just say white bitches and then just keep
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  Speaker 7: on scroll, you know, like, why did white women just
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  Speaker 7: become so over dramatic and forget what real problems are?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and also you have such love self esteem? Why
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  Speaker 8: are you telling millions of people online.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's my issue with it.
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  Speaker 6: It's as innocuous of a post as hey, look, I
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  Speaker 6: got a pillow from my easy chair.
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  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, what congrats, you're sharing that? Why because I
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  Speaker 5: didn't deserve a pillow before?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you you will actually, like your will your
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  Speaker 2: wife actually send you out to go sleep on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's always been such a cliche because
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  Speaker 1: I've told.
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  Speaker 3: My there was a lame that was a lame retro joke.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's never happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I got news for you. Like, say my
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  Speaker 2: wife and I are are having a disagreement. There's never
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  Speaker 2: a day where I'm gonna leave my own bedroom to
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  Speaker 2: go sleep on a couch. Like if you, I don't
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  Speaker 2: care how mad I am at you, I can sleep
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  Speaker 2: next to whoever i'm mad at.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're not interacting, You're literally just you're sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: You're sleeping, so like that's fine. But if you are so.
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  Speaker 2: Angry that you can't even sleep next to me, it
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  Speaker 2: sounds like you're the one needs to find a different
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  Speaker 2: place to sleep. Yes, because this is our room, it's
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  Speaker 2: not your room. This whole thing about well, I'll be
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  Speaker 2: sleeping on the couch. I'm like, you.
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  Speaker 5: Pussy, Yeah, I'm not going to be mad with a
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  Speaker 5: bad back.
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  Speaker 3: We rarely fight, but here's the fight we had the
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  Speaker 3: other night. I can't watch TV with my wife because like,
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  Speaker 3: like she's always I call it the continuity Nazi. She's
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  Speaker 3: always looking for like little discrepancies in editing. The guy
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  Speaker 3: had to watch on watch and I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: forgot to tell you. It's all pretending.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but in the all in just the thing about
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  Speaker 2: like you're scared of your partner, yeah, right, Like, oh man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be in the doghouse for that.
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  Speaker 8: And by the way, does anyone in these days understand
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  Speaker 8: what it means to be in the doghouse?
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  Speaker 5: Nobody has a doghouse?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people understand more so than what Okay, hold on,
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  Speaker 2: what was the word that you used on.
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  Speaker 1: Me the other day?
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  Speaker 5: Never do well?
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  Speaker 3: Never?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what that means?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, what does it mean? It's like somebody who
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  Speaker 3: does not do well, they're they're a failure. He had
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  Speaker 3: never heard before, like you know, wait, back up, like Shakespeare,
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  Speaker 3: it's like an n e a philostrophe.
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  Speaker 5: I never do well?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Greg's smart. You know.
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  Speaker 6: Another word that came up that what he hadn't heard, schlamiel.
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  Speaker 8: Well that's probably yeah, right, yeah, he knew that, So
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  Speaker 8: he's going to pick it out like those kind of words,
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  Speaker 8: the same way as like you know, telling you what kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of agents like you like write words and stuff, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like Chris Farley.
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  Speaker 1: You probably have those, you know. Then Greg fitz Simmons
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  Speaker 1: is here.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be at the Hollywood Improv this coming Tuesday for
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  Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day show. Tickets are on sale now see
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  Speaker 2: our Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray, and that special surprise guest,
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  Speaker 2: Big Guest Big Fitzdog dot com for more info and
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  Speaker 2: all the other dates too that you can go see. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know Greg around the country. I know he's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be in Baker's Field at some point, coming up here soon.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean just I remember the last time, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we ran into you in Pittsburgh. You were at the Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's where we reconnected for the first time in a
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  Speaker 2: long time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it had been San Francisco before.
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  Speaker 1: I said, there was a big gap in our relationship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then and then.
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  Speaker 2: We rekindled, you know, Menji there's there's hope, all right,
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  Speaker 2: more than Greg fitz Simmons coming up next, Hang.
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  Speaker 1: On show, all right, welcome back, he is the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 1: Still a chance to get on the guests for the
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  Speaker 1: the show after.
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  Speaker 2: Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park, which by the way, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to go, or you know, you know
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  Speaker 2: somebody really wants to go, they close the park to
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  Speaker 2: the public. It's only open to Woody Show listeners. Can
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  Speaker 2: I address this dwarf whatever you like?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. They don't allow that, do you?
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  Speaker 5: If you look too realist?
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  Speaker 3: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: If somebody shows up as one of the characters, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They I think that's a rule.
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  Speaker 2: I think I don't think you're allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's Monday, April twentieth.
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  Speaker 2: We have a chance to win here with these songs
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  Speaker 2: that we're doing every hour all the way through seven pm.
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  Speaker 2: This hour it's l M f AO shots that you're
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  Speaker 2: listening for, but Albertson's Vaughn's Pavilions. You can stop at
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  Speaker 2: any one of their locations throughout SoCal. It's time to
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  Speaker 2: win there. And then tomorrow from three to five pm,
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  Speaker 2: the Alt Street team will be at the Vaughn's in
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  Speaker 2: Inglewood handing out passes for the takeover again. That's tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: Vaughn's Inglewood three to five pm with the Alt Street Team.
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  Speaker 1: Just another chance to win. We're giving you many chances.
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  Speaker 2: And then Greg Fitzimmons he is going to be at
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  Speaker 2: the Hollywood in prov this coming Tuesday for the Saint
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  Speaker 2: Patrick's Day Show. Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray and
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  Speaker 2: a big, big surprise guest. It doesn't get much bigger.
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  Speaker 2: He told us who it was off the air. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: He's right, it's a it's a big guest. For tickets,
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  Speaker 2: go to fitzdog dot com.
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  Speaker 1: It's f I t z dog dot com. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you were talking about the Saint Patrick's Day prey
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  Speaker 2: like the biggest one. So what what's the number one?
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  Speaker 3: It's uh, New York is obviously Ando believe it the
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  Speaker 3: River Green Savannah, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia, Vegas St. Pat. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how long it's been going on, but I
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  Speaker 3: think a lot of Irish settled in, like like the
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Appalachians when they first came over, and maybe they kind
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  Speaker 3: of trickled down to Savannah, which is an awesome town
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  Speaker 3: by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Savannah is beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: And heard a lot about Savannah lately.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of like New Orleans if it had class.
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  Speaker 2: We were on a prey on Saint Patrick's Day pray
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  Speaker 2: float in Dallas and that was that's a massive huge,
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  Speaker 2: that's a massive I.
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  Speaker 3: Would not want to roll down the street exposed in Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Get it yet?
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, because they do throw tortillas at you the end,
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  Speaker 4: that's a real Yeah, that's a big thing.
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  Speaker 1: Please, this is the show. We still know how to
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: get ahold of that Jamaican voiceover Guy Sea Best. That's
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  Speaker 1: a menace question that we do.
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  Speaker 7: Why we need some new stuff?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I can reach out. I'm sure he from I forgot great.
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  Speaker 2: Greg fitz Simmons is here his special you know Me.
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  Speaker 2: It's streaming now on YouTube. He's got his podcast, The
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: fitz Dog Radio Podcast.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: How much of your time does that take?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: The company keeps talking to me about doing like a
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: podcast separate of this show, like we podcast the show obviously,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: but then they're like, oh, we want you to do
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  Speaker 2: another original podcast. I'm like original concept to content, the
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: preparation of all this stuff, Like so I want to
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: know from you know, guys like you who are doing it, like,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: how much are you responsible for or do you just
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: get to show up and just do it?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Well, it's I actually do three podcasts a week I do.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: How long are they each like an hour? Or how
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: long does it take?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Ones an hour and a half and uh, the two
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: were an hour and a half and ones an hour.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: And the preparation for fitz Dog Radio really is just
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: about booking guests. It's like my biggest nightmare. I hate
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: asking people to do the show.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You do what because it's like your friends, right, yeah, but.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: You feel like you're calling in a favor and then
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: they got to drive to the studio and you know,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Some people are soliciting me, like publicists
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: want their guests to come on, and a lot of
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: times they're just you know, or comics that I don't
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: want on the show ask me to do it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: That's really it's honestly one of the reasons we don't
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: really do guests on the show. We're not a guest show.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: So we have people that we like, guys like you,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: you know Smith, It's fair. It's a very small Joe Coy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: Maybe maybe like six or seven people.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: And those guys are all playing arenas and I'm playing
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: like the fort Worth hyenas.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: You're right, I mean, you're you're absolutely right.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: But I I think the booking is a lot of work.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And then you do that or you have somebody who
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: does it.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: You I book it, yeah, but I know the producer
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: does the editing and the uploading and the cutting up
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: videos and doing all that stuff.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I have a studio in la which has a couple
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: of people that work at it. It's just for my show.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: It's got a green screen and we record it there.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: But then they send everything to the producer in New
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: York and they edit and upload. So I've got a
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: good team. So I love the podcast part. I get
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: to sit down with Brad Williams or people like that
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: that I'm good friends with, and then they sit down
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: and we have a talk for an hour uninterrupted.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You know what it's like, you know, Yeah, you sit
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: there and shoot the yes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And so I love that. But then the other one
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I do is called Sunday Papers, which I do with
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: my best friend Mike Gibbons. He's been my best friends
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: since college. And we go through the newspaper by each section,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: and we have graphics and like the front page entertainment business,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: and we have jokes about what happened that week and
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: then that goes up on Sundays and that one's a
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: lot of work because I have to like find the.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Stories we write.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also very interactive with our audience, like we've
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: had a different theme song and a different logo every week.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Week. You gotta play with stuff and see.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they mail it in and still use their genera. No,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: we just think it's fun because the fans.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Do it well.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: You could.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: You could check out Fitzdog Radio and all the podcasts
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: are they linked to, like like on your website? Okay, yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: so fitzdog dot com, f I t z dog dot com. Yeah,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: also on Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons. I'll throw a question
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: out to to Greg that we were discussing earlier in
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: the week. Somebody random question from a listener. Would you
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: rather be considered disgusting or creepy?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: We chopped up the most disgusting for sure, because disgusting
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: can be fun. You know, if you were a kid
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: in high school that they could like you know, uh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: you know blow boogers out his nose or fart or whatever.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: That was was pretty impressive.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like belching on demand's a lot easier far the
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: people can fart on de man.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that could.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Lead to the accident we talked about during the commercial
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: blow where you during your your underwear, you know, and
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: then that's not fun, that's not disgusting.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: You were talking about that because you recommended magnesium magnesium
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: falling asleep.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh and you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Will blow out your shorts if you take too much
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Reallyful. I always now mine are like tar Lately. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: go through I go through a half a roll on
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: one duce and that's with a bid dat really well,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: it's a cold water.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Bid day, so it's not doing the kind of work.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: It's not fracking.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I was at Bird's house one time and he's like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: he's like, hey man, I just got this really fancy
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: bidet and I was like, oh, that's cool. Is that
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: what it's called? Yeah, he goes, He goes, you want
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: to try it? And I was like, well, I don't.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I don't really have to drop a deuce, right, And
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, I don't want you to drop
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: a deuce. And my toilet. He goes just going and try.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. So I
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: go in and I just rip aduce like a nast
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: and then it's got like a power suggestion. It's got
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: like a remote control with like a with like a
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: mouse you can pick the heat on the seat and
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: on the water and then a blow dryer. And I
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I'm so good. Yeah, that
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: was that was very enjoyable. Mine is just mine is
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: like one cold hard stream. It's like my it's like
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: my anus is at a civil rights riot and if
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: it feels like someone's putting a popsicle.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Fits Simmons find them on Instagram at Greg Fitzsimmons, uh
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: in online at fitzdog dot com for the different dates
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: he'll be doing shows around the country. Also, the Hollywood
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Improv Show is coming up this Tuesday, The Saint Patrick's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Day Show.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman, Adam Ray, Caroline Ray.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: And that big surprise guest, and his special you Know
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Me that's streaming now on YouTube. His podcasts Plural that
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: We were just talking about the fits Dog radio podcast,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: which I see a lot about what's the one with
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: your friend and go through the newspaper.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Check that one out.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And then Childish, which I do with Alison Rose and
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: your old friend.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you know, I don't actually know that we've
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: ever met. Oh, but our paths have, you know, crossed
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: in different ways. She was h Adam Carolla's co host,
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: and then I was Adam.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I say, Alan, Adam Carolla has an unbelievable taste in
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: co host Teresa Strasser was amazing. Yeah, I love Alison,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: So what happened with Gina? Yeah?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Alright, Greg Fitzimmons, everybody, all right, dude, thank you always,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: great to see you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you more. What his show is next? Hang on,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: so what do you show? Be back back, back yard,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: back in a bed