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Episode 202: Do You Understand The Words Coming Out Of Marjorie’s Mouth? · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  Can you hear me now? Yeah, excellent.
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  All right. Fuck it.
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  We'll do it live. We'll do it live.
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  I could just do it afterwards. I'll spice it in.
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  Someone put in a song, you know, I'll put it in intro into the
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  and then and then that way the intro could talk about the song.
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  OK, OK, OK, you do. You, man, I'm just saying, you
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  know, I was trying to look up for my boy, just trying to let
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  you know, like a a. What it do, what it do, what it
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  do? It is your boy Andrew Schultz.
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  Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old Man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod episode of 202 Deuce Deuce in
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  the back of my trunk. Deuces are wild.
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  Welcome, motherfuckers. Why do they call them
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  apartments? They're more like together
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  piles. Why do they call it jet ski?
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  It looks like a motorcycle. And why do they call up the
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  movies when it's been an hour and I haven't moved?
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  Participation trophies they give out when you lose.
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  In all of these lies, I'm happy to tell they're all just
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  semantics. Words that mean well when it
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  comes to you. In our promises we throw around
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  forever like it's ours ticking. But life is vacation.
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  It's not permanent. We've got to return flight to
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  emptiness. I'll say what it is.
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  I'll love you like this forever. Forever.
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  But what's up man? How are you?
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  Doing great, doing fantastic. How are you feeling?
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  Grateful. Oh yeah, Thanksgiving.
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  Not a big fan. Not a big fan.
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  I don't. I don't like the holidays, man.
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  I feel like we just talk about this every year.
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  I don't. I'm not a big Thanksgiving
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  Christmas person. I would say from no after
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  Halloween. So November 1st till January
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  2nd, I'm like come on, let's go chop chop, let's get this over
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  with. But that's just because of your
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  line of work. Like is Or do you just not like
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  the you don't like the vibe? I guess I mean, Full disclosure,
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  no, man. Like Christmas was always just
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  kind of weird when I was a kid. So I never really enjoyed it
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  very much. So it's just like, I'm not, I've
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  just, I don't really get as like riled up about it as everybody
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  else does because I didn't really as a kid.
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  Does that make sense? It was always probably kind of
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  like dramatic. And I guess it's not as dramatic
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  now, but I'm just so like burned out on it.
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  It's just kind of like me. Well, my birthday is 10 days
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  before Christmas. So like for me, my whole life,
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  it's been like this whole like crescendo where it goes like my
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  birthday, 10 days later, Christmas, a week later, New
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  Year's Eve. Yeah, see, like that's what.
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  Yeah. And then basically what what it
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  is, it's like new year starts and then I'm just like surviving
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  trying to get to the December did so in that, you know, and
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  then live my best life. See, I always liked it because
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  I've, I think I've talked about this on the pub ride something
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  every month there's something going on every month when I was
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  a kid. So I liked that was my
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  birthday's in March. So it was like my mom's birthday
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  in New Year's January. You have Valentine's Day in
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  February, my birthday in spring Break in March, plus a lot of.
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  Saint Patrick's Day, motherfucker.
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  Well, I'm maybe talking about when you were a kid, like spring
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  break was. Dude I was slamming Guinnesses
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  as a kid on Saint Patrick's Day. Well, and then April Fools for
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  April, and you also have Easter. Like what?
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  And Easter? Hold on.
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  Yeah, April. Fools is the holiday.
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  Stop. Will you let me get?
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  Will you let me finish? Getting through?
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  Will you let me finish? I say the first day, just the
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  first day of April. So chronologically, I would say
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  April. Fools.
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  I'm just saying that's not that's not a holiday, bro.
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  Yeah, it is. When you're a shithead and you
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  want to pull pranks on people, Yes, April Fools Day is a great
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  day to do it. This is 90s world.
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  This is 20. 25. Quick April Fool's thing that
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  happened at my fraternity house down in San Diego, Phi Kappa
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  Theta shout out JFK is an alum. Marilyn Monroe did it.
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  You should too. That was our slogan to try to
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  like recruit. Anyways, on April Fool's Day we
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  have this this thing where like at a party or just anywhere.
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  Basically, if you heard like one of like the members of our
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  fraternity say the yell iota out loud, that meant like there's a
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  fight about to break open. And then like we were basically
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  like taught, like you just go. And like so many times that's
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  happened and all of a sudden it's just like a mob of 15
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  people beating the shit out of somebody.
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  But this guy did it on April Fools.
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  And then we, we all got up and ran out of the house.
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  It was like in the middle of like a Wednesday like afternoon.
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  And then I don't know, like to me that crossed the line, you
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  know, 'cause it's like that. That thing is, it's like, you
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  know, it's kind of like Article 5 in NATO, so you don't fuck
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  around with it. So I I, I feel like that there
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  should be rules about April Fools.
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  Yeah, there's limits to it for sure.
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  You're. Going to yell iota and I'm about
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  to be like OK now I'm about to go to jail and like fight but
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  then it was a joke. Fuck that.
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  Yeah. What?
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  What? OK.
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  So June, may you have Cinco de Mayo and if you were in school,
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  Cinco de Mayo was lit Memorial Day.
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  OK, a Memorial Day, but I'm talking about there was
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  something. Going on.
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  OK but when you were a kid, Spanish class was lit and you
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  would have Cinco de Mayo and that would be a fun day.
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  You got to like do fish shit on Cinco de Mayo.
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  That was awesome. Then June school would get out.
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  Like the? End of May, June, June and my
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  sister's birthday is in June too.
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  Did they celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico?
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  I don't think so. See, like what?
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  Like what is that Like, why do like, why is it like some random
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  holiday that we celebrate that they don't like?
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  Why can't we just like, get like we have to, like we can't use
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  the metric system or Celsius, You know, it's like, like we're
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  going to celebrate a Mexican holiday, but it's going to be
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  one that they don't celebrate. Yeah, I don't know.
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  I, I don't know, then July, 4th of July, back in the day in
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  August, we would go back to school towards the end of
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  August. You were already in school by
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  September. And then September was my
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  sister's birthday, Octobers, Halloween, my dad's birthday,
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  November, Thanksgiving, then you have Christmas, New Year's and
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  holiday break. So, so every so every 30 to 40,
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  every like 25 to 35 days, I had some sort of there was some sort
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  of shit going on that like required cake, candy, a party,
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  something that was sidetracked at school.
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  So I was always like, there was always something going on.
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  And I like the are. You are you complaining about
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  this? 'Cause you were saying you, you
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  said you were surviving the year and I was like.
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  I could get through. The year chronologically 'cause
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  there's just like shit going on. No, I I know that.
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  No mainly I just knew like they're at the end of every year
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  is like this big ass like month long kind of party for me.
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  Yeah, that's true. That's all I'm saying.
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  Not like it. See, and it it's good if it's
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  treated that way. If you're, if it's like, OK,
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  well, you know, your birthday presents kind of suck because
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  Christmas is there or vice versa.
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  Like they discount one because of the other.
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  That would suck. Yeah.
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  And everybody, like, always brings that up to me when I tell
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  them. But that hasn't happened to me.
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  And I think it's because it's 10 days before, you know, like if
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  it was like day after Christmas Day before.
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  Christmas, 2 days like the on Christmas 22nd.
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  But yeah, I guess there's like a window.
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  Yeah, yeah. Now you think about it, there's
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  probably a window. It's like, oh, I'm far enough
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  away. We're like the luster of my
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  birthday's worn off and now it's Christmas.
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  No, no, no bro, the whole month dude.
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  Bow down, Sagittarius, The most philosophical of all the signs.
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  Oh my God, get out of here. Would you like to do therapy?
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  Questions. You have any further anecdotes
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  for us about how busy your calendar is of holidays such as
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  April Fool's Day? I know, I know, I know how you
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  had to plan around that like. Hell yeah.
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  I was always trying to do some stupid shit.
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  Yeah, I mean, for sure. Younger.
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  Younger, yeah, for sure. It's like that's what I'm
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  supposed to do. Right, like I and then if I get
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  like, I get like stupid rich like Jimmy Kimmel, like I like
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  I'll start doing like pranks like him and cousin Sal, you
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  know, like and George Clooney just chopping it up, like just
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  doing expensive ass pranks on each other.
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  Elaborate. That'll be tight.
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  Like one of them, like they like there's like a whole group that
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  like hangs out. It's like basically like the
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  ocean 11 guys basically. But they somehow Jimmy Kimmel
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  and George Clooney were involved in this, but they Don Cheadle's
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  like dream was to play like Miles Davis, like in a biopic.
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  And so they like said, like they like made-up, like this whole
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  scenario and like made him actually really believe that
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  like this like screenplay existed and he's going to play
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  it. To me, that's just fucked up.
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  But later on he did end up doing it.
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  I think you can fact, I don't know.
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  I fact checked me on that, but I'm almost positive I've seen
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  the Don Cheadle's like in a Miles Davis movie since then.
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  But is that is that that's not really a prank dude.
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  That's just like. I've seen that though.
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  Cameron did that to someone where Cameron pranked somebody.
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  And then he got shot up. Into thinking that they were on,
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  that they had a role in a movie and it was pretty cringy.
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  And he was like sitting there watching it and being like, look
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  at this bitch. Just like doing commentary, like
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  it was punked or something. It was pretty funny.
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  Well, there's the. Cameron's like, Cameron's
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  diabolically crazy. Have you seen the movie that
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  Adam Corolla did? And Speaking of Adam Corolla and
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  Jimmy Kimmel, where they did that like, but they, yeah, they
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  had like this guy Bobcat something I I think it's his
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  name or maybe he was one of the actors.
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  So like where they told this one guy, this guy that he was going
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  to be in a movie and everybody else like knew that it was fake.
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  And then they just like make him like fuck with him, you know,
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  like throughout it, like it's called like Windy City
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  something. It was on Comedy Central, but
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  it's a full ass movie. It's really crazy.
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  And also is it, you know, like jury duty, how like the
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  everybody's in on it. It's like that but the same
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  thing though. They're telling this guy he's in
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  a movie, but he's actually not. Well, I guess he is, but it's
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  not the movie he thinks it is. Like Bowfinger?
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  I forget what that movie's about.
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  I know it's all in the theaters though.
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  That's where Martin Short runs that shitty little movie studio
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  so he finds a look alike guy to make a movie.
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  The movie Boat. Chubby Rain where aliens come
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  down in raindrops and take over the planet, but he's shooting a
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  movie and trying to get Eddie Murphy's serious character like
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  to be in the movie without him realizing it.
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  And then he hires a guy who's Eddie Murphy playing like the
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  Super nerdy guy to like, pretend to be him in the movie he's got.
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  Want to hear crazy crazy yes memory?
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  Heather Graham. I can remember.
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  So I went to that movie in the to see it in the theaters.
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  It was me a homie and two girls. I don't remember who the homie
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  was or the 2 girls, but I do remember like the way we sat
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  down was like it was like the two guys were on the right and
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  the 2 girls were on the left. But like I wanted to sit like
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  next to one of the girls, but like I didn't know how to make a
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  move like to go over there and sit, you know.
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  And like the the whole time I was like thinking about it and
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  like disappointed in myself that I didn't make that move.
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  That's what I remember about both finger.
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  That's being a boy. What?
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  What year was that? Oh, I don't know.
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  That was a good year, but that was a good movie.
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  Was actually, like pretty good, pretty ridiculous.
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  But yeah, that's like being a young kid.
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  Yeah. OK, so 99 does like, what?
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  You're like 12, maybe just turned 13.
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  I think it was like 7th grade. Yeah, 1213.
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  So rough times. But yeah, dude, probably like in
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  a Milton burger or something. Rough times dude.
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  Therapy question #1 Joseph, would you rather every
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  relationship come with a trailer or a disclaimer?
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  There's a disclaimer, like a warning.
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  Yeah. In a trailer.
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  Disclaimer's like, hey, there's flashing lights in this
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  motherfucker. If you're sensitive, don't look,
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  Yeah? Or hey, there's titties in this
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  girl's gone wild. Well, I feel like it'd be a
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  disclaimer about the relationship.
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  Right. And the other one would be a
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  trailer where you'd get a somatic, cinematic depiction of
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  what the relationship would be like, right?
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  That's correct. So they're almost the same
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  thing. No, they're not one you're
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  you're seeing like moments like throughout the relationship in
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  the future. The other one is like hey
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  disclaimer she farts when she sleeps.
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  Well, we all fart in our sleep, so I thought it.
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  Would be. More red flags and that then.
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  That's what I'm. Saying maybe the disclaimer
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  cause the trailer might ruin it and might feel inorganic.
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  So like then you'd be almost like, oh, I remember this from
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  the trailer. Like, I wouldn't want that.
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  You know, I hate trailers like for that reason, like, Oh well,
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  like especially all the. They show too much.
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  Like the reality shows that I watched, you know, when they're
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  like coming up or, or on this episode and then show you like a
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  a sizzle. Like it's what they call it in
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  out here in the streets of LA. They hit you with the sizzle of
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  like what the episode you're about to watch is.
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  I'm like, yo, it's on demand. Like I'm about to watch it.
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  Like I don't need like a build up.
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  Like just start it. Like I I, I, I'm allergic to
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  shit like that. Yeah, so I feel like that would
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  be a little bit bumming out. So like the the trailer would be
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  too much info. There'd be less mystery in it,
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  you know, so it's like, oh, and you saw a trailer of what the
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  relationship would be like. You would know, like if you
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  would marry that person, you there'd be like almost no
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  mystery. There'd be no spontaneity in the
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  in the relationship. So I would I would say I'd
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  rather get the disclaimer than a live action trailer.
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  Unless, unless Hype Williams is on it, then maybe you know.
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  Now if it was like, would you rather have a disclaimer at the
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  beginning or a trailer recap at the end, I might take the
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  trailer hold on at the end. Because then sometimes things go
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  bad and I think that whatever relationships do turn sour,
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  sometimes you can forget why you were with that person in the 1st
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  place. So baby, you know.
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  Bro, your your iPhone does that for you already.
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  It's like it's like people 2024. And then I like put like some
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  like sappy ass music to it and then do like a slideshow of like
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  all the pictures of like, you know, throughout, like the you
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  know, that year like it. You know, that's what you're
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  asking for a trailer like I did. I could do a trailer of your
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  life like if you just give me your access to your like memes
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  and your photos. There are a lot of memes.
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  Yeah, and you're also on the air talking like for over an hour a
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  week about your life. So, I mean, I could make you,
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  you want a trailer? I could make you a fire ass
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  trailer dog. A disclaimer though, no.
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  I don't, I don't know what to do to make me a trailer please now.
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  I want to make you a fucking trailer bro.
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  Trailer Park boys. OK, by the way, y'all, we're
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  recording on a Wednesday because we usually record on Tuesdays.
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  But Joseph just fell asleep on the couch.
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  Yeah, I passed out. Sorry.
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  I fell asleep. I was really tired, was ready to
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  go. Fell asleep.
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  It happens. Hey, I'm.
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  Due one every. Weekend I have to give you you
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  know your. You can give me shit.
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  I fell asleep. I owned it.
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  I was like, damn, I texted. You.
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  I was like, damn, I passed out. That's all I had to say.
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  Keeping you accountable. I was doing the math though,
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  like at 202 episodes, if you think about it, like 4 years is
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  208 weeks, you know? And we've been doing it for
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  about like 4 years. So it's like we haven't missed
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  that many. No, it's like 4 1/2 years, yeah.
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  But yeah, yeah. Therapy question #2 Would you
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  rather all your trauma be public or all your fantasies be public?
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  Fantasies be public is wild, but I do see something in because I
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  mean, we talk about our own stuff on this podcast.
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  So trauma being public, I think somebody might be able to
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  identify with it and that could have a positive output.
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  Your fantasies being public wouldn't serve anybody.
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  Excuse me. Excuse me.
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  Excuse me. Have you heard of, have you
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  heard of a a a a little rapper from the ATL called Ludacris?
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  OK, Everybody wants to know what what, what, what?
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  What's your fantasy bro? No, Nobody wants to know
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  everybody's fantasy. That song is.
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  Yeah, Luda. That just sounds like that'd be
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  weird of like you get in trouble at work, people would be just
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  look at you differently because not everybody's going to get
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  whatever your fantasy would be. So they'd be like, damn the
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  students that would just like ruin shit if everybody knew what
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  those were. Yeah, and my trauma for like all
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  intensive purposes, relatively speaking, is not that bad.
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  And I did one time, like whenever I was like super
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  depressed during the pandemic and then stopped, like went did
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  all that group therapy for the first time.
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  I posted something on Facebook about it, Yeah, like most like
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  commented on. I was getting like DMS, you
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  know, So I see what you're saying.
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  Like where people can, you know? Yeah, I mean one thing that's.
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  Been publicly or Yeah, but they're trying out there
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  publicly where people can like identify with her.
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  It could help people. I see that, but I don't know, I
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  just want my fantasies to be public.
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  You. See.
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  I need an only fans. For me, I've always been pretty
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  open about like my family, my life, what went on, what goes
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  on, the insurance and outs. I've never really been too shy
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  about that stuff. I grew up with people being
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  like, oh, that's not your sister.
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  And I'm like, Nah, that's my sister.
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  I'm adopted. They're like, what?
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  What do you mean? Like from first grade and like
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  the whole entire time growing up to where I just became
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  comfortable discussing the things that made my life or what
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  my family's situation was unique in that unique area we grew up
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  in. So I've always been comfortable
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  discussing that stuff with people because it was almost
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  like a coping thing. So for me, I learned that my
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  quick sense of humor from being a kid and I would make fun of my
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  situation, whatever it was like, or being adopted, being black
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  and all, like essentially all white school.
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  I would learned if I made jokes about it, that I could control
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  the laughter and control the like the joke and make fun of it
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  myself rather than having somebody single me out and make
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  fun of me for it. That's kind of where that came
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  from. And then just openly talking
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  about that stuff. Like it was like, it was like
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  known, but whenever we knew each other, it was like, oh, yadda,
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  yadda. That's Joseph.
• 21:24
  That's a sister. Like in heads up.
• 21:27
  Like you don't want his mom on your ass.
• 21:29
  It wasn't like a mystery that you wouldn't like, do you know
• 21:32
  what I'm saying? Like there were certain it was
• 21:33
  because like, I'd be like, Oh yeah, careful, bro.
• 21:35
  Like it wasn't like, I feel like, what are you guys talking
• 21:38
  about? And that's one thing that was
• 21:39
  unique about where we grew up and who we grew up with.
• 21:44
  We were all pretty much like that for the most part to a
• 21:48
  certain extent. Yeah, when it.
• 21:50
  Came to that sort of stuff. If there was any like traumas or
• 21:53
  really heavy shit we dealt with when we were like 1112131415, we
• 21:59
  would almost like openly discuss that shit.
• 22:02
  It wasn't like it was like over overtly secret, you know?
• 22:06
  Well, like, as far as like fantasies, I was watching, I, I
• 22:10
  couldn't get through it. I, I, I thought I was like
• 22:13
  pretty far into it. Happy Gilmore 2.
• 22:16
  It's like 2 hours. I watched it.
• 22:18
  It's not terrible. It's.
• 22:19
  Just, I know, OK, but I right, like I thought like I was like
• 22:24
  probably like an hour and a half and then or something when I hit
• 22:26
  pause, I was going to go do something and it was like, it
• 22:29
  was like at 59 minutes I was like, oh fuck.
• 22:31
  So I never got back to it. However, whenever he goes to his
• 22:35
  happy place and then he's like, I can't believe like that was my
• 22:37
  happy place. And it's like, you know, the
• 22:41
  Shorty from modern, Modern Family.
• 22:44
  Like yeah, with like 2 pitchers of beer and like in lingerie.
• 22:51
  So like I've been going to like therapy and like one day like
• 22:54
  they like went to check my blood pressure.
• 22:56
  My blood pressure is usually on point.
• 22:57
  Like I'm always like talking shit.
• 22:59
  Like it's always like 120 / 80. Like one time they caught me
• 23:02
  where it was like like kind of high, but it was like I didn't
• 23:06
  know they were going to be doing it.
• 23:07
  And like I had like got there a little bit late and like I was
• 23:09
  like running like, you know, like up the stairs.
• 23:13
  Anyways, so now they're like monitoring it and like, I was
• 23:18
  like running late again. And they went like last week and
• 23:21
  they checked, went to go check it.
• 23:22
  It was like slightly hide. And they're like he, he's like,
• 23:25
  he's like, OK, hold on, we're just gonna, we'll do it again.
• 23:28
  And then I, you know what I did? I thought about fucking Adam
• 23:31
  Sandler's happy place. And I just like, was like
• 23:34
  laughing 'cause like he was like, well, I can't believe that
• 23:36
  was my, you know, happy place. And then I was like laughing
• 23:38
  about him saying that. And I can't believe I'm thinking
• 23:40
  that. Boom, 120 / 80 and then I start
• 23:48
  talking shit to the nurse. They're.
• 23:52
  Ridiculous. Therapy question #3 Would you
• 23:58
  rather laugh every time someone cries or cry every time someone
• 24:04
  laughs? Cry every time someone laughs,
• 24:08
  because then at least I could be like, oh, it's a condition and I
• 24:11
  cry. That's why I, I can't.
• 24:14
  Like it's hard for me to laugh. So sometimes I just have this
• 24:16
  convulsion where I cry, yadda yadda.
• 24:19
  If every time someone cried you laughed at them, that would not
• 24:22
  go, It would not go over well. That'd be bad.
• 24:25
  That'd be rough. I mean OK devil's ad, what do I
• 24:34
  like doing better? Laughing or crying?
• 24:37
  Laughing. So now I'm getting double dosage
• 24:40
  of laughter in my life. You can still laugh.
• 24:44
  But dude, I don't want to be at the comedy club crying like a
• 24:46
  bitch or. Like, yeah, but it isn't like
• 24:50
  you're weeping. You can be.
• 24:51
  You can still laugh and just cry.
• 24:53
  You probably would never even make it to adulthood like 'cause
• 24:56
  you'd be like growing up and people would be making fun of
• 24:58
  you laughing and then you would start crying and they would make
• 25:00
  fun of you more and then it would just like be a vicious
• 25:02
  cycle. True.
• 25:05
  I'm laughing at your tears, homie.
• 25:09
  I mean, I out of the two, you know, I'm not actually laughing
• 25:12
  at people's tears sometimes though.
• 25:14
  Sometimes. It's cold bro, it's cold.
• 25:18
  Final therapy question Therapy question #4 Would you rather go
• 25:24
  to therapy in a bouncy castle or in a hot tub?
• 25:30
  You have something like this before where it was therapy in a
• 25:33
  bounce house, bouncy castle or something else?
• 25:37
  It was. Different I'm trying to get we
• 25:41
  we went. Bouncy, bouncy castle.
• 25:43
  OK, we went Bouncy castle. Yeah, we would.
• 25:45
  Hot tub would be weird. We went bouncy castle last time,
• 25:48
  so now, now that moves on to the next round and not I have to not
• 25:52
  I have to like match it or something.
• 25:53
  Else I would much rather I'd still do bouncy castle.
• 25:55
  I'd be wondering if my therapist like pissed in there while I was
• 25:58
  in it. It'd be so weird.
• 26:00
  I would want to be. Hot.
• 26:01
  So you'd be wondering. I'd be worried about it.
• 26:04
  Yeah. I feel like I I barely know.
• 26:07
  This guy did. He the amount of time that I've
• 26:10
  spent in the lazy river at Hurricane.
• 26:12
  Harbor is he taking notes? He's going to get his notes all
• 26:15
  wet. There's no, no, that sounds
• 26:16
  messy. No, because if I'm in the hot
• 26:19
  tub, I'm assuming they're in the hot tub too.
• 26:23
  Right, the therapy session is in the tub and what's, what, what,
• 26:27
  what it said in the in the tub, What what happens in the tub
• 26:29
  stays in the tub. You know, client privilege,
• 26:33
  therapy boundaries. No.
• 26:38
  No, Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 26:39
  Bouncy castle, Get out of here. It's weird.
• 26:43
  Bouncy castle, yeah, for sure. Be careful, y'all be careful.
• 26:48
  I I think I've mentioned this before but my friend was in a
• 26:52
  jolly jump, a bouncy castle jumped, her knee hit her own
• 26:57
  face and she had to have like emergency surgery and like
• 27:02
  months of recovery. They can be dangerous.
• 27:07
  Disclaimer. Yeah, of course they're
• 27:10
  dangerous. It's a big bouncy room.
• 27:12
  Where? I just usually like, I just
• 27:15
  would make out with chicks like, and I'm like, that was like my
• 27:18
  last run on bouncy castles. Remember, like Renee, Incaviglia
• 27:25
  had one at her house one time. So your final run of bouncy
• 27:37
  houses, you're just making out with chicks and bounce houses.
• 27:40
  Yeah. I mean, it was this like, a
• 27:44
  season, like the last year. I mean, how long did this go on?
• 27:48
  What was this final run of bounce houses?
• 27:51
  I don't remember. Mine and yours obviously were
• 27:54
  later in life. Like if you catch me in a bouncy
• 27:57
  house like right now, right now I'm.
• 27:59
  Right now I hope I'm not catching.
• 28:00
  No, that's what I'm saying. So you get what I mean.
• 28:02
  Like by like a last run, like it was acceptable.
• 28:07
  So this is like, I'm going to say 9th grade, like like summer
• 28:11
  going into ninth grade. So 8th grade going into ninth
• 28:15
  grade, that's so that's a little old to have a bouncy house.
• 28:19
  I mean had it like for like like a house party.
• 28:22
  Yeah, I mean that, my friend. Sure.
• 28:23
  I mean, I get it. Yeah, yeah, that, that.
• 28:29
  And then I also had a trampoline in my backyard and that was also
• 28:32
  like the move. Hey, you want to go look at like
• 28:33
  how many girls sold their first shooting star on my trampoline?
• 28:37
  And then, but also it had like, like little tiny holes all in it
• 28:40
  because I'd smoke weed on it and I wouldn't think in like the
• 28:43
  like I'd ash it would burn through the screen.
• 28:45
  But it was always like at night. So I wasn't like seeing it and
• 28:49
  then until I saw it and I could put two and two together, I'm
• 28:52
  like, oh, that's what that is. Shout out.
• 28:59
  You know how many girls saw their first shooting star on my
• 29:03
  trampoline that is South? Like shit I've heard.
• 29:07
  Well, The thing is, it's like it's not hard to see a shooting
• 29:09
  star. All you have to do is look.
• 29:11
  It's just a lot of people don't take, you know, it's like just
• 29:13
  like spend like 20 minutes and it's done deal.
• 29:17
  But they don't know that it's 7th grade.
• 29:24
  Is this something your dad told you?
• 29:25
  No, it's just shit I. Like, you want to make up, just
• 29:29
  go out there, you look at the sky, at least 20 minutes, a
• 29:32
  shooting star, there you go. I don't know what it was like,
• 29:36
  like your parents would like would not bother you if you're
• 29:38
  on the trampoline. That was like some like sort of
• 29:40
  like a fucking like force field or something.
• 29:44
  You know, it's like, as if, like we weren't like making out out
• 29:46
  there. I still think about, OK, this
• 29:50
  will be a blast from the past. You'll remember there's a time
• 29:53
  we're we were partying at your house all the time and Dutch is
• 29:58
  like you guys can you can have people over, but God damn it,
• 30:02
  Joseph, damn it, Andy, no drinking tonight.
• 30:04
  There's no drinking at this house tonight and we were inside
• 30:09
  and Sandlin was with us and Sandlin was walking around with
• 30:12
  a bottle of champagne RIP and your dad out and was like what
• 30:18
  the fuck? And exploded on the three of us
• 30:22
  for drinking in the backyard and having people over and drinking
• 30:25
  because he caught Sandlin tiptoeing through the living
• 30:28
  room. Tiptoeing in my.
• 30:30
  With a bottle of champagne, it was like, God damn.
• 30:33
  It probably probably drinking, you know, like his miseries away
• 30:38
  from me, like schooling his ass in chess.
• 30:40
  That was another memory. I recently me and Sandlin and
• 30:44
  Rolls Royce were betting like a lot of money on chess that like
• 30:48
  for like a three month period it was like we all like kind of
• 30:53
  like got into it. And then it was like it just
• 30:55
  natural progression was like, OK, let's throw cash on this.
• 30:59
  Have you seen chess boxing? No.
• 31:03
  Chess, boxing, Olympic sport, boxing around and then you play
• 31:09
  chess. I don't know what I don't know.
• 31:11
  I don't know, like the, you know, whatever, like the fucking
• 31:15
  quarters or the rounds are or anything.
• 31:17
  I just know it's like the combination of two.
• 31:19
  But then I found out about this at the exact same time I found
• 31:22
  out it was an Olympic sport. Dude there's some crazy new
• 31:25
  betting stuff like water pouring shopping cart shop where it's
• 31:31
  like pushing a shopping cart in long distance.
• 31:34
  That's like some South Korean shit.
• 31:37
  There's one where it's like this train that goes around the
• 31:40
  circle. It's like it's like Norwegian,
• 31:42
  maybe it's German, I'm not sure. It just drives around in a
• 31:45
  circle. They have to drop these balls
• 31:47
  and time it and it lands in these different cars on there
• 31:51
  and people can you can bet on What Car it's going to go into
• 31:54
  like the most compulsive gambler shit.
• 31:56
  There's like the cutting, like the one, the one where they cut
• 31:59
  like bread or pretzel. Pretzel.
• 32:01
  Cutting. Yeah, pretzel cutting.
• 32:05
  The thing I thought was a fair genius genius that I just saw
• 32:08
  from is Fandler DraftKings. I think they're the same
• 32:11
  company, right? Didn't they merge?
• 32:13
  Maybe. So whatever it's whatever one of
• 32:17
  them is doing it, it's called past.
• 32:18
  This is for Thanksgiving like a promo.
• 32:20
  It's called past the leg. And so it's a leg of a parlay.
• 32:24
  But so it's like basically I pick like a, you know, some sort
• 32:28
  of prop bet or, or just a bet. And then I, I send like a
• 32:35
  message or send it to you, like to your phone.
• 32:37
  I just, like, message it to you. And then it's your turn.
• 32:40
  You pick one and then you send it to somebody else.
• 32:42
  And then everybody gets. So it's like for like at
• 32:44
  Thanksgiving, you know, you have the family around.
• 32:47
  It's like, yo, let's like build a parlay together, OK?
• 32:49
  Like, I'll pick mine. And then you send it like to the
• 32:50
  other person's phone. And then whenever they're done,
• 32:52
  they send it. That's going to fucking boom.
• 32:55
  That's whoever came up with that just just for the day of, for
• 32:58
  Thanksgiving. So that's going to make like
• 32:59
  them like an extra probably like Bill.
• 33:01
  Yeah, like the Super Bowl and stuff like that.
• 33:04
  Yeah, but like exactly like genius, like it's so fucked up
• 33:09
  how insidious in like they. Might throw down 10 bucks and
• 33:15
  you get like 10 people. But it's like gamified a little
• 33:19
  bit, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like like hot potato,
• 33:22
  but you know, I don't know. And then it gets in.
• 33:26
  The other genius part of it is that you have to then now all
• 33:29
  those people are now have DraftKings or FanDuel downloaded
• 33:31
  on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:33
  Boom. But like dude, like like just
• 33:36
  how quickly these fuckers were like just like ready to like
• 33:40
  manipulate like the psyche just like the social media companies
• 33:43
  do, like with the algorithms, you know, But it's like these
• 33:46
  mother fuckers, like with the like this is a stat.
• 33:51
  Every state that has legalized sports gambling, bankruptcies go
• 33:56
  up 30% just in general bankruptcies in that state
• 34:01
  3030%. That's the only correlation is
• 34:04
  the sports gambling is legal. And also a gambling addiction is
• 34:11
  has the highest rate of suicide of any addiction.
• 34:14
  Like whether or like any of them.
• 34:18
  I believe it because it's like you like, you know, if you drink
• 34:23
  too much, like eventually, you know, people are going to
• 34:25
  fucking know. If you do too much math, people
• 34:27
  are going to fucking know, you know, But if you're gambling too
• 34:30
  much, like you can't really tell.
• 34:32
  And so it's like, it's like secret.
• 34:34
  And then plus it's all, you know, money and all that shit,
• 34:37
  you know, So just like, yeah. So when it comes crumbling down,
• 34:40
  it's like devastating. Right.
• 34:42
  And then the suicide rate is like 4 to one men just in this
• 34:46
  country, in the United States. And it's, it's just like and
• 34:50
  addicted to like gambling. It's like fucking like 8090%
• 34:53
  men. Like it's just like that.
• 34:55
  That shit is so toxic. Like how you know, like, like I
• 34:59
  was prepared for it. Like, you know, I'm not getting
• 35:03
  like fucking like, you know, like my mom, like I bet on the
• 35:06
  Super Bowl like one time my mom's like, are you getting
• 35:08
  addicted to gambling? I'm like, are you fucking
• 35:11
  getting me? Like, you know, it's like I'm
• 35:13
  making investments, which is go birds.
• 35:19
  But but yeah, like just everybody got hooked quick.
• 35:24
  Oh yeah, they got people hooked super quick.
• 35:26
  People who are into cards and gambling and poker but don't
• 35:31
  really, but don't know shit about sports, right?
• 35:35
  That's a whole sect of people. That are like the the poker site
• 35:38
  that I play online is called sports betting.
• 35:44
  So it's like it's, you know, and then like these guys were
• 35:47
  talking at my table recently and there one guy was like, I just
• 35:54
  bet on sports and then take my weddings over to poker and lose
• 35:56
  it all. And then somebody else turned
• 35:58
  in. Was like same.
• 36:01
  I was like, keep it coming, boys.
• 36:03
  I'll be here at the table ready ready for the topics.
• 36:12
  Yeah, I'm ready. If you are.
• 36:16
  Normally you need a little breaky poo.
• 36:21
  I mean, you say that, but it's. Just not true article #1 from
• 36:28
  MPRKERA. It's pretty big news that
• 36:32
  Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning, which we will get
• 36:35
  into, but she is resigning from her position effective the
• 36:39
  beginning of January. This article was by Sam Green
• 36:48
  Gloss green, gloss green gloss. Weird name by Sam, but it's how
• 36:59
  Mercury Taylor Green went from a top Trump ally to choosing to
• 37:02
  resign. She's been beefing with Trump
• 37:04
  over this Epstein stuff, over health care issues.
• 37:08
  She's kind of done a 180 on her stance in the past couple months
• 37:12
  on kind of being Ant like, well, she's been I guess true to true.
• 37:17
  I've been day one 2015 MAGA. True, true to like the MAGA.
• 37:23
  She is MAGA. And 10 Commandments, I guess.
• 37:26
  And it's complaining that Trump's straying away from it.
• 37:29
  Obviously she's anti Israel. Don't kind of tell you that.
• 37:32
  But yeah, Congresswoman Marjorie Kaylor Green became a household
• 37:35
  name in the run up to the 2020 election for divisive rhetoric,
• 37:39
  political stunts and enthusiastic support for Trump.
• 37:42
  She actually had a picture of her like shooting a rifle and
• 37:45
  blowing up some thermite. It was fucking crazy.
• 37:48
  Do you think this is similar to when Ice Cube left N.W.A?
• 37:54
  Yeah, maybe, probably. I think this is more like.
• 37:59
  Just beefing with me. I think it's.
• 38:00
  More like the guy who quit like eight months before Enron went
• 38:04
  under and he was like, I just have a bad feeling about all of
• 38:06
  this. Yeah.
• 38:08
  Yeah, yeah. But after growing disagreements
• 38:10
  with Trump during his second term, she has announced she will
• 38:13
  leave Congress in January before her term is up.
• 38:16
  Green said it would not be fair to her Northwest Virgin Georgia
• 38:19
  district, one of the most conservative in the country, to
• 38:22
  have them endure A hateful and hurtful and hateful primary
• 38:26
  against me by the president. All we, we all fought for.
• 38:30
  While noting that Republicans will likely lose the midterms,
• 38:35
  Green split with Trump wide and in recent weeks as she pushed
• 38:38
  for the release of the documents related to the convicted sex
• 38:41
  offender Jeffrey Epstein. For months, Green has publicly
• 38:45
  has had publicly, publicly pressing Trump and top
• 38:48
  Republicans in Congress to release all the files from two
• 38:52
  federal investigations into Epstein.
• 38:54
  She was part of a small candor of Republicans who helped force
• 38:59
  a vote to the House floor to release the files, a process
• 39:02
  that drove Trump to reverse his position on the documents and
• 39:06
  let it. That led to a near unanimous
• 39:08
  support for the measure of this week.
• 39:11
  But before Trump reversed course, he lashed out last week,
• 39:14
  calling her Marjorie Trader Green and reported.
• 39:17
  As. Well, this is Marjorie Trader
• 39:20
  Trader Green and told reporters something happened to her over
• 39:24
  the last period of a month or two where she changed
• 39:28
  politically. In her purse post Friday night,
• 39:30
  Green defended her decision for to fight for the release of
• 39:33
  documents. Standing up for American women
• 39:36
  who were raped at 14 traffic and used by rich powerful men men
• 39:40
  should not result in me being called a traitor and threatened
• 39:43
  by the President of the United States whom I fought for thought
• 39:48
  so far. I have like conflicted feelings
• 39:54
  with this because it's like, am I naive for thinking that she's
• 40:03
  not like diabolical enough to be doing this on purpose because
• 40:07
  she is a play for like president run or like a Senate run or
• 40:13
  something like because it's like.
• 40:16
  I don't know, dude, like I was just real quick, like, because
• 40:20
  think about this. She is she's the type of person
• 40:23
  who got fucking bamboozled where it's like she's like, you know,
• 40:29
  in Q Anon and they're like looking for all of these like
• 40:32
  pedophile, like fucking ring, you know, sex offenders.
• 40:38
  And it turns out that the, the, the, the sex offenders were the
• 40:42
  people you voted for the whole time, you know, like, and so
• 40:45
  like she was able to like get bamboozled that way.
• 40:48
  So I'm like willing to believe that she's like, actually like,
• 40:51
  just like, it's like, oh shit, she like got it stepped out of
• 40:55
  her bubble. Like when I'm Bill Maher and
• 40:56
  like realized what the fuck was happening.
• 40:59
  I'm willing to believe that. But it's, I mean, maybe I'm
• 41:01
  fucking naive because like I've heard other people are like
• 41:03
  don't like she knows what she's doing.
• 41:05
  She's like playing this like and I'm like, no, dude, like like.
• 41:09
  Well, she's walking away shortly after she gets her full pension
• 41:14
  for being in government. Which?
• 41:15
  Is city city boys up? But no, I think Steve Bannon
• 41:20
  said something a while ago. I was.
• 41:21
  Talking Steve Bannon is the one who's like is is like helping
• 41:25
  her. Well, I was, I was talking to
• 41:27
  somebody about this the other day too, like Steve Bannon's
• 41:30
  advising her. And I really think that Steve
• 41:33
  Bannon, he's even said like if Trump doesn't get a third term,
• 41:36
  if we lose the midterms, like people are going to jail.
• 41:39
  And I'm one of them. He said that, right?
• 41:42
  So I think that there are some people that are, I think they've
• 41:46
  all been committing crimes and I think and hold on, hold on.
• 41:50
  Yeah, obviously they've all been committing crimes in some way,
• 41:53
  shape or form. And I, I think that Marjorie,
• 41:57
  while obviously falling out with Trump, knowing that's like a
• 41:59
  death sentence, not really with her base, but with that, with
• 42:03
  the amount of ammunition they might have on crimes she has
• 42:06
  committed, if she doesn't walk away, I think that she risks
• 42:10
  being exposed. Oh, you think she's committed
• 42:13
  crimes? Oh yeah, no, I think that I mean
• 42:16
  in some way would who? Dude, who fucking knows who
• 42:19
  she's? Not like in the She's not in the
• 42:20
  White House, though. I know, but with all of the
• 42:22
  insider trading stuff, there's information.
• 42:24
  But insider trading is not against the rules bro.
• 42:27
  Exactly. But there's stuff that that they
• 42:29
  can bring up and point. There's stuff that they could
• 42:33
  point out and bring in her being in a primary because Donald,
• 42:36
  she'd be running against Donald Trump and whoever Donald Trump
• 42:39
  supports. So any stuff that she's done
• 42:41
  behind the scenes that Donald Trump and his administration is
• 42:44
  aware of, be it supporting stuff, be it doing these back
• 42:49
  alley deals when it comes to all this insider trading, making
• 42:53
  that information public to her, extremely conservative, closer
• 42:58
  to the poverty line, whenever it comes to the demographic of
• 43:01
  people she represents, that looks bad because she's anti
• 43:04
  that the whole time. So her whole persona could be
• 43:08
  submarined by staying in office. If she goes and competes in a
• 43:11
  primary against the Donald Trump candidate, he'd have too much
• 43:15
  dirt on her for her to go to battle with him.
• 43:18
  He would be like. She said that she would she
• 43:20
  would win. It would just like fucking like
• 43:21
  be like a brutal the last campaign that she doesn't.
• 43:23
  It would be. Like she doesn't want to put it
• 43:25
  on the District and she'd rather get the fuck out, she said.
• 43:27
  I'd rather not be a battered woman and stay here and pretend
• 43:31
  like it's going to get better when it's not, that's what she
• 43:33
  said. No, and I don't disagree.
• 43:35
  There's definitely some truth to that.
• 43:37
  But by the. Reason she has bars.
• 43:39
  But hold on. But it would be a brutal
• 43:40
  campaign and if she everything she was doing was on the up and
• 43:44
  up, it wouldn't be as brutal as you'd think it would be.
• 43:47
  It'd be brutal because there might be shit brought up that
• 43:50
  she doesn't want brought. Up.
• 43:51
  You don't have to do shit like he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll like
• 43:54
  he'll smear John McCain when he's dead for being.
• 43:57
  Exactly. A war hero.
• 43:59
  Exactly, and she's been an integral part of his ascension
• 44:03
  and his maintaining of power. She's always been very, very
• 44:07
  vocal, very, very big, staunch supporter of him, put her ass
• 44:11
  out there all the time for him, made herself look stupid as hell
• 44:14
  sometimes. And she's coming out the other
• 44:17
  side. She's got 10s of millions of
• 44:18
  dollars more. She's walking away with the
• 44:20
  pension. She can go to the podcast
• 44:22
  circuit, she can do whatever and if she wants to.
• 44:25
  Get back and if she wants. To get back in politics,
• 44:28
  whenever this MAGA shits done and over with, she'll have the
• 44:31
  support of that base, that original base base and she
• 44:35
  stands, she risks losing some of it.
• 44:37
  She's going, she's like a martyr.
• 44:39
  She's like a MAGA martyr right there.
• 44:42
  What do you think it is? Do you think she knows?
• 44:44
  She sees the writing on the wall and she's dipping out.
• 44:47
  Yeah, I think she sees the writing on the wall and is going
• 44:49
  to trying to get out before other people.
• 44:51
  You don't think so you, you don't think there's any way
• 44:53
  where it's like like all of a sudden she saw she saw Jesus and
• 44:58
  and it looked like Trump was an island boy with Epstein.
• 45:03
  And and then also she talked to her constituents for the first
• 45:07
  time or something. And they're like, yeah, our
• 45:09
  fucking premiums are going up like 10 GS and I make 60 and
• 45:14
  it's like, and and then she's like, what the fuck?
• 45:16
  Like. And you know, and then all of a
• 45:17
  sudden it because like, so I heard somebody say it's like
• 45:19
  once like once like the like the benefit of the doubt or
• 45:25
  rationalizing everything because that's what all these like these
• 45:28
  maggot people do. They just rationalize shit that
• 45:30
  Trump does. Like he could do like
• 45:31
  contradicting things. And like they'll just
• 45:33
  rationalize like why it makes sense.
• 45:35
  And it's like, once you like break it like from like like
• 45:37
  let's say the Epstein, he's like ran on like releasing it.
• 45:40
  And then all of a sudden he's not doing it.
• 45:41
  And she's like, what the fuck? And then it starts to make
• 45:44
  everything else like hard to rationalize.
• 45:45
  It's like, wait a second, wait a second.
• 45:49
  So maybe it was just like the dominoes.
• 45:50
  I don't know, dude, but you know, welcome aboard, you know,
• 45:54
  shout out. I mean, and that's totally
• 45:57
  possible, but I mean, I just. Would you vote for the George
• 46:01
  Santos Marjorie Taylor Green ticket?
• 46:03
  I genuinely think that she's dipping out before it's too late
• 46:08
  because the later you get out if the ship is sinking the worse it
• 46:12
  looks for you. So she's trying to bail quickly.
• 46:15
  So that way if she wants to come back whenever it's post Trump,
• 46:19
  the Republican Party should still have that MAGA support.
• 46:22
  Well, hold up, though. Hold up, though, because the
• 46:23
  election's not until the end of the like is a year from today.
• 46:28
  So. She's bailing out in January.
• 46:31
  I, I think this January there's, there's talks of more people
• 46:35
  bailing out before the. Election is that kind of a fuck
• 46:38
  you to Trump. Like now you have even less
• 46:40
  Republican votes in the you know.
• 46:41
  Yeah, there's some. They're worried because if they
• 46:43
  lose too many more people, they lose the majority.
• 46:46
  They could lose. They could lose the majority
• 46:48
  before there's midterms. I know like people like act like
• 46:52
  Trump has like this huge fucking mandate.
• 46:53
  It's like, no, dude, you won by 1%.
• 46:56
  And like this is the closest, one of the closest that the
• 46:59
  House like is like been as far as like either side.
• 47:02
  You know, it's like it's like like almost even like the
• 47:06
  Senate. It's like it's, it's been
• 47:08
  closer, but it's like still kind of close, you know?
• 47:11
  So it's like this whole like idea and the only fucking reason
• 47:14
  why they run the fucking Supreme Court is because Mitch McConnell
• 47:16
  stole two fucking seats from Barack Obama.
• 47:19
  Like otherwise like this, our whole lives would be different.
• 47:26
  You guys just let Al Gore beat George W Bush.
• 47:29
  So he might, she might see the writing on the wall.
• 47:33
  But that's what we've been. I've talked about that for a
• 47:34
  while is that people are preparing for a post Trump
• 47:40
  Republican Party in a political climate.
• 47:43
  And I think before they were like, oh, he's going to do
• 47:46
  definitely a third term and all this goofy shit where they're
• 47:50
  talking about it. There's people who were saying
• 47:51
  that. I think that now it's less and
• 47:53
  less likely because people are just sick of his shit.
• 47:57
  And if the more of this Epstein comes out at the worse it looks,
• 48:00
  if it looks worse and worse, just going to make him make it
• 48:03
  harder and harder for him to survive.
• 48:05
  Did I Did. I don't know why.
• 48:07
  Like everybody doesn't already just like everyone's acting like
• 48:11
  it's like how this is not going to this is going to end.
• 48:14
  And something that looks a lot like January 6th, but or way
• 48:18
  worse, like that's how this is going to end.
• 48:21
  This is not going to be like some normal like bow the fuck
• 48:24
  out type shit. Because like you said, everybody
• 48:28
  is getting arrested. Like I, you know, and it's
• 48:32
  insanity, bro, insanity. Like they they gave a pardon to
• 48:35
  CZ from finance so and then got $2 billion from the from the the
• 48:41
  Emirates. They got, you know, they got
• 48:42
  the, they got the $2 billion investment before he was
• 48:47
  released. And it was, it was.
• 48:49
  It was purchased by him through a subsidiary of.
• 48:53
  The United Arab Emirates and they and it was and the demanded
• 48:57
  that it was purchased in Trump coin because that's what people
• 49:01
  do with $2 billion. It's like, you know what dollars
• 49:04
  not good enough for me for for two bill.
• 49:06
  I need the Trump coin. You know, insanity.
• 49:11
  And like not only does that just pump up the price of the Trump
• 49:14
  coin, but also Trump gets paid on motherfucking fees every
• 49:17
  time. Like he's like netting like 800
• 49:20
  mil just on fees. It's crazy, dude.
• 49:25
  Like the shit is like the corruption is insane.
• 49:32
  Yeah, it's pretty nice level. Yeah, also like just extra
• 49:36
  judiciously fucking dropping, like having drone strikes like
• 49:40
  on the coast, like of Venezuela, like boats, like, you know, no
• 49:45
  due process. The fuck?
• 49:47
  Like that's illegal. Well, and that's what I'm saying
• 49:52
  is I think all these things are adding up to where some people
• 49:56
  might walk away and resign to not support him, but also not
• 50:02
  they have to not feel like they have to go to battle with him.
• 50:05
  He's going to get backed into a fucking corner, dude.
• 50:07
  It's going to get, I'm totally like already like what we saw
• 50:10
  today, like 2 National Guardsmen were shot in DC.
• 50:14
  This is ongoing as we're talking on the podcast right now.
• 50:17
  This is Wednesday night, so we don't know very much, but I, I
• 50:21
  did hear before we started recording that Trump's already
• 50:24
  ordered 500 more military National Guard into DC.
• 50:29
  And I right before that happened, I told my mom I was
• 50:31
  like, watch. I was like, I was like, watch.
• 50:33
  He, he was waiting for something like this.
• 50:35
  So then he has an excuse to crack down.
• 50:38
  You know, that's what him and Stephen Miller like 1 like the
• 50:41
  insurrection acts coming in like that's what this like pretenses
• 50:44
  of these troops being there. And so it's like, oh, you know,
• 50:48
  it's like already it's like it's an Afghanistan.
• 50:50
  The Biden let in, you know, the narratives already going.
• 50:54
  You know, it's like we don't you guys don't know shit of like
• 50:56
  about what happened. And but first fucking thing,
• 51:01
  first thing that happens, 500 more soldiers in DC did.
• 51:04
  Yeah, I saw that. You know, like he couldn't done
• 51:08
  it quicker. It was like, you know, like the
• 51:10
  he already had, like the news article released.
• 51:12
  It's crazy. It's going to get wild.
• 51:24
  I mean, I let's hope. Not unless there's something you
• 51:26
  know, just an intervention of from God and like you know, the
• 51:30
  actuary tables. But what they are saying is that
• 51:32
  there might be more people that defect and resign, right?
• 51:35
  But that like, that doesn't mean, I mean, I know, but you
• 51:39
  know, he's, he's always going to have those like fucking, you
• 51:42
  know, Sydney. We've heard talks, we've heard
• 51:44
  talks of divisions and splits inside the GOP inside the
• 51:52
  magnifactions with and her resigning is proof of that.
• 51:56
  If there was speculation around there being a rift in that
• 51:59
  demographic of the the House chambers or Congress, her
• 52:05
  resigning in the way she's choosing to do it is proof that
• 52:09
  there is definitely infighting inside that inside.
• 52:12
  That group and I just have to resist being like, yeah, you
• 52:16
  fucking idiots. Of course Trump is in the on the
• 52:19
  fucking Epstein list. It's like every time you went to
• 52:21
  go look for somebody else, a picture of Trump and Epstein
• 52:24
  would just pop the fuck up. Yeah, I wasn't even looking for
• 52:27
  that. I wasn't even looking for this
• 52:29
  shit, like what the fuck? Like and and so it's like, so
• 52:32
  it's like that's what I want to say to them.
• 52:34
  But the fact that they at least they see the the light now.
• 52:37
  But also, you know, like how this gets rolled out too.
• 52:41
  You know, it's like if he's on there like again, like he's
• 52:45
  going to do some shady shit, like to try to cover it up.
• 52:48
  And so I was just going to be that's going to be become a, you
• 52:50
  know, a whole other fucking. See that would be history will
• 52:56
  look upon that so much worse than Watergate of.
• 52:59
  Course dude. I mean what do you mean?
• 53:01
  This guy's done 1000 things worse than Watergate since in
• 53:05
  his second term, let alone his first term.
• 53:07
  Dude. He banned Muslims from coming to
• 53:09
  the country dude. But I'm saying, but this is like
• 53:12
  next level egregious. Yeah, but it's like this is his
• 53:16
  hubris and his, like, selling his soul to the devil just to
• 53:20
  like, so he didn't go to prison to become president where he was
• 53:23
  just like, yeah, yeah, I'll fucking release anything.
• 53:25
  Yeah, whatever the fuck you say. Epstein files for sure.
• 53:27
  JFK aliens all day. Yeah, dude.
• 53:29
  Yeah, Just vote for me. And then he's like, he forgot.
• 53:32
  Like, yo, dude, you are on the Epstein files.
• 53:34
  It's like he ended up like he was like believing his own
• 53:36
  bullshit. It's like he just got, he's
• 53:38
  gotten away with so much for so long that it was just like, as
• 53:42
  if like he didn't hang out with Epstein, you know, he like
• 53:45
  convinced us himself. And he's like, oh, fuck, you
• 53:50
  know, it's wild. Like fucking Pam Bonnie's like,
• 53:53
  yeah, I have the Epstein list on my desk.
• 53:55
  And then she's like, what? That the list doesn't exist.
• 53:58
  And then she's like, oh, actually we can't release the
• 54:00
  list because we're investigating other people.
• 54:02
  Well, now it's that there's threats to national security.
• 54:06
  Yeah, national fucking security. What?
• 54:08
  On what these fake files? What fake files?
• 54:11
  Yeah, show us the fucking the the video of Trump sucking
• 54:15
  Bubba's his Dick that Putin has Jesus.
• 54:17
  Christ. Yeah, and Trump, you fat fatty.
• 54:21
  You're calling somebody Miss Piggy, Dude, You obese diabetic
• 54:24
  mother fuck, dude. Shut up.
• 54:27
  Miss Piggy? Who?
• 54:28
  What is he? That's what I'm saying.
• 54:29
  He's delusional. Delusional.
• 54:32
  Do you think he do you think I bet he.
• 54:35
  I wonder if he ever gets fully naked.
• 54:39
  Probably not. Nah, I heard he smells like
• 54:41
  shit. That's what Adam.
• 54:44
  That's what Adam King Kissinger said.
• 54:47
  Former Republican representative of Ohio.
• 54:51
  I believe it. Article #2 is from ABC News.
• 54:55
  I heard about this on the radio so I had to find an article
• 54:58
  about it because it's fucking wild.
• 55:02
  Prosecutors say 2 Texas men made plans to take over a Haitian
• 55:06
  island. Federal prosecutors say 2 Texas
• 55:09
  men were making plans to take over a Haitian island, kill all
• 55:12
  of the men and then use all of the women and children in an
• 55:17
  inappropriate. Don't do the inappropriate
• 55:20
  manner. That's disgusting.
• 55:22
  Dallas Federal prosecutors say 2 Texas men plotted to take over a
• 55:25
  Haitian island, 11, going so far as joining the US military to
• 55:30
  acquire training for an armed attack with the goal of killing
• 55:33
  all the men and using the women and children for sex.
• 55:37
  Gavin Rivers Wisenberg, 21, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, who
• 55:41
  are from the Dallas area, were indicted Thursday on charges of
• 55:45
  conspiracy to murder, maiming, kidnap in a foreign country.
• 55:50
  They were also charged with production with production of CP
• 55:53
  over allegations they persuaded a minor to engage in explicit
• 55:58
  content with them. Yeah, this is like these guys
• 56:02
  are like 30 minutes from where I live.
• 56:04
  Attorneys for both men said Friday they will enter a not
• 56:07
  guilty plea. They never tried to do any of
• 56:10
  this. John Helms, who is Thomas's
• 56:12
  attorney. The indictment filed in Texas
• 56:14
  federal court accuses the men of plaintiff to recruit the
• 56:17
  homeless to join their coup in Haiti by a sailboat seized power
• 56:23
  on Gonave Island, which is about has about 80,000 residents.
• 56:29
  It covers roughly 209 square miles.
• 56:33
  It is the largest island surrounding Hispanola.
• 56:38
  Helm said that while he was not yet seeing the government's
• 56:41
  evidence, he thinks prosecutors are going to have a real hard
• 56:44
  time trying to prove that Wisenberg and Thomas actually
• 56:47
  intended to carry out such a plot.
• 56:50
  David Finn, Wisenberg's attorney, said he encourages
• 56:53
  everyone to tap the brakes and reserve judgement.
• 56:56
  He said they have been telling him it's what they've been
• 57:00
  telling him. It is the craziest thing they
• 57:02
  have heard. And his responses has been,
• 57:05
  yeah, it is. According to the indictment, the
• 57:07
  two men worked on the plot from August 2024 through July, and
• 57:12
  the preparations included researching weapons, ammunition
• 57:16
  and plans to buy military type rifles.
• 57:19
  Prosecutors also allege that both men tried to learn the
• 57:22
  Haitian Creole language. Dude, I mean dude, I mean shout
• 57:28
  out for the preparation, but except for the part where you
• 57:30
  forgot like a Haiti is lawless right now.
• 57:34
  Everybody's got a motherfucking gun there.
• 57:36
  You have 87,000 people that live on this island.
• 57:39
  You they're going to fuck your day up.
• 57:41
  Also to Eric Prince, Betsy Devos's brother, head of
• 57:46
  Blackwater. He already did this dude.
• 57:48
  He went down to Colombia, trained a bunch of mercenaries.
• 57:51
  They could, they went in and they assassinated the president
• 57:54
  of Haiti, dude. And that's why the fucking
• 57:55
  entire country is like run by gangs that is in complete chaos.
• 57:59
  They already did that like they already like so just get Eric
• 58:02
  Prince on the job. He'll he'll just take a cool 400
• 58:06
  mil. Well, and like all that aside,
• 58:09
  like you got caught like making fucked up videos.
• 58:12
  So that's just as bad. It's like you you're planning to
• 58:16
  overtake a island in a foreign country, murder everybody to
• 58:22
  keep and enslave the all the women and children and you're
• 58:27
  making CP on the side that's cringe as fuck.
• 58:31
  I. Mean it's an island, you know,
• 58:32
  it's like they like they there's I'm not like keeping them there.
• 58:36
  They just can't leave because of.
• 58:38
  Wizenberg allegedly enrolled in the fire Academy around Dallas
• 58:42
  to receive training that would be useful in the attack.
• 58:44
  But. Failed but failed out of school,
• 58:47
  then allegedly travelled to Thailand to learn how to sail,
• 58:51
  only to never end up enrolling in lessons because of the cost.
• 58:55
  Thomas enlisted in the US Our Air Force in January, according
• 58:59
  to the indictment, and told Weisenberg in a social media
• 59:01
  message that he joined the military to further their
• 59:04
  planned attack. While in the Air Force, Thomas
• 59:06
  changed his assignment to Andrews Air Base in Maryland to
• 59:10
  help in the recruiting of homeless people in Washington,
• 59:13
  DC. The US Air Force of Special
• 59:18
  Investigations was among the investigation agencies.
• 59:22
  Their force did not immediately respond.
• 59:25
  The men face up to 30 years in prison if convicted on the child
• 59:28
  porn charge and up to life in prison if they're convicted on
• 59:32
  the conspiracy charge. So they were.
• 59:34
  And so they've been plotting to go and recruit homeless people
• 59:40
  to join their military army to stage a coup as them to his
• 59:45
  generals leading an army of homeless people to a Haitian
• 59:50
  island to kill, let's say 30,000 people, 3540 thousand people.
• 59:58
  Try to join the firefighters joined the military to to try to
• 1:00:02
  learn Creole. Perhaps give them the fucking
• 1:00:07
  island? These guys are crazy.
• 1:00:08
  This is crazy. Dude, like, think about if they
• 1:00:12
  just applied themselves like to something like a little bit more
• 1:00:15
  constructive, like, you know? Yeah, but he was in the Air
• 1:00:18
  Force, so he's obviously doing constructive shit.
• 1:00:21
  With his how to rebuild Haiti after the earthquake, you know
• 1:00:23
  that type of shit. Instead of like, you know, like
• 1:00:26
  dude, like going to. Camp 300 Mile Island.
• 1:00:31
  Our 10th grade or my 10th grade government teacher wack ass.
• 1:00:37
  I think it was 10th grade. Maybe not 10th or 9th grade, but
• 1:00:40
  maybe junior year actually. Anyways, it was when John Kerry
• 1:00:44
  was running for president. She was a big George W Bush fan.
• 1:00:47
  She had a a Christmas card from George W Bush and Laura Bush
• 1:00:50
  like on like her chalkboard. I remember.
• 1:00:53
  Yeah, and she, she made the claim that John Kerry only went
• 1:00:58
  to Vietnam 'cause he didn't, he didn't get drafted.
• 1:01:00
  He enlisted. And he was like, you know, like
• 1:01:02
  in college, he didn't have to do it.
• 1:01:05
  He brought a camera with him. OK, but he enlisted and she said
• 1:01:10
  that he only went to Vietnam was because it would look good, like
• 1:01:13
  when he wanted to run for president later.
• 1:01:15
  And I was like, that's amazing. I was like, that's the type of
• 1:01:18
  president that I want. Like from 18 is thinking about
• 1:01:21
  like, like how to become president and like went to
• 1:01:24
  Vietnam to do it. Like.
• 1:01:25
  And that's what these fools are doing.
• 1:01:27
  Like, you know, it's like, it's like they're like, yeah, like we
• 1:01:31
  got to get prepared for to be like the Lords Lord of Lord of
• 1:01:35
  the Haitian flies over here. Like that's insane.
• 1:01:39
  Like whenever you said for the women and the children for sex,
• 1:01:42
  I was like, I mean, did they say the women?
• 1:01:44
  And then I looked at it and then it says, yeah, no like that.
• 1:01:47
  Which means that they have to have some sort of evidence of
• 1:01:49
  them talking about this stuff, conversing about it over.
• 1:01:53
  Or they already have an. Also correction, you're not
• 1:01:56
  supposed to use the porn word when you're talking about this
• 1:01:59
  kind of stuff because it implies consent.
• 1:02:01
  So you're supposed to call it sex?
• 1:02:03
  Child sexual abuse material? OK, just.
• 1:02:09
  I I've heard that recently but. Well, just like I don't know the
• 1:02:12
  most the most vile shit in the world and these guys were doing
• 1:02:15
  that while planning to collect an army of homeless people to go
• 1:02:22
  have have a coup on a Haitian on a Haitian island to run the
• 1:02:27
  island. That that island's probably not
• 1:02:29
  that far though. Like that's that's what I'm
• 1:02:30
  saying. Well, whatever, they're like,
• 1:02:33
  oh, he went to Thailand to learn to sail.
• 1:02:35
  I'm like, no, he went, he went to Thailand because he's into
• 1:02:37
  kids, dude. And he's.
• 1:02:39
  Maybe I didn't think about that. He's weird some.
• 1:02:41
  Like Lotus type shit. Yeah, like, 'cause you're a
• 1:02:43
  weird ass guy who's into kids and weird shit.
• 1:02:49
  Well shout out at least for putting in the dedication.
• 1:02:54
  Maybe more dedication on like AVPN or I don't know 21?
• 1:03:01
  How did these guys find each other dude?
• 1:03:03
  And is Gavin like a Texas name? I know.
• 1:03:08
  I like how they they included both of their middle names so
• 1:03:10
  they all they both sound like serial killers.
• 1:03:13
  Gavin Rivers. That's fucked up but they tried
• 1:03:17
  to learn how to speak Creole and everything that is commitment.
• 1:03:25
  That's crazy. Article #4 from the AP from Jake
• 1:03:32
  Coyle. Rush Hour 4 will be will be
• 1:03:35
  distributed by Paramount after Trump's reported request.
• 1:03:40
  I mean, did after president, What can't this guy do?
• 1:03:44
  He ends wars. He's he had movies made.
• 1:03:47
  After President Donald Trump's reported intervention, Paramount
• 1:03:50
  Pictures is set to distribute Brett Ratner's Rush Hour 4
• 1:03:54
  Hollywood, a project that Hollywood had a skewed after
• 1:03:57
  earlier sexual misconduct allegations against the director
• 1:04:01
  Paramount. Pictures on Tuesday.
• 1:04:03
  Yeah, Paramount Pictures on Tuesday was in in closing talks
• 1:04:07
  to distribute the film, according to a person in
• 1:04:09
  negotiations who requested an anonymity because they weren't
• 1:04:12
  authorized to announce the deal. Paramount would be stepping in
• 1:04:15
  to take a distribution fee on the film, not finance it. 2017
• 1:04:20
  during the Me Too movement. Six women in Ratner said Ratner
• 1:04:23
  sexually harassed them in Los Angeles.
• 1:04:25
  Warner Brothers, which had a 450 million Co financing deal with
• 1:04:29
  his production company, severed ties with Ratner.
• 1:04:32
  Ratner, who denied allegations, hasn't produced a film this
• 1:04:36
  decade. But on Sunday, Semaphore
• 1:04:38
  reported that Trump personally requested Paramount take on Rush
• 1:04:42
  hour for. Paramount recently merged with
• 1:04:44
  Skydance at an $8 billion deal that required regulatory
• 1:04:48
  approval from the Trump administration.
• 1:04:51
  Trump has praised the studio's new chairperson and chief
• 1:04:53
  executive, David Ellison, the son of Oracle executive
• 1:04:57
  chairperson and prominent Trump supporter Larry Ellison.
• 1:05:02
  The White House did not immediately comment Wednesday.
• 1:05:05
  Ratner had been shopping Rush Hour 4 after Warner Brothers,
• 1:05:08
  which released the three Furious film franchises, passed on the
• 1:05:11
  project. The movie would re team Jackie
• 1:05:14
  and Chris in a action comedy in the action comedy series
• 1:05:18
  launched in 98 with sequels in 2001 and 2007, Rettner managed
• 1:05:24
  to get one other film made, a documentary on First Lady
• 1:05:28
  Melania Trump. Earlier this year, Amazon MGM
• 1:05:31
  Studios acquired it for a report of 40 million.
• 1:05:34
  It's set to appear in theaters January 30th.
• 1:05:39
  The corruption dude, the corruption, like we would never
• 1:05:42
  tolerate this shit if it was any other administration.
• 1:05:45
  Fucking unreal. Jeff Bezos just gives 40 million
• 1:05:48
  to the president's wife like and.
• 1:05:52
  Well, no to to the director of the of the president's wife so
• 1:05:55
  that they she they shot that movie and they paid Ratner 40
• 1:05:59
  million. Dollars for he's a per she got,
• 1:06:02
  she got like a huge percentage of it.
• 1:06:04
  Oh, I'm sure she did. I'm sure she's getting.
• 1:06:05
  Yeah, I'm sure she got a slice of it.
• 1:06:07
  But this guy's a pariah. And in Hollywood?
• 1:06:10
  Yeah, and why is Trump always on the side of the motherfucking
• 1:06:13
  like sexual abusers? Did he like likes dictators and
• 1:06:16
  fucking sex offenders? Dude And.
• 1:06:18
  Nazi, you got accused. I got accused too.
• 1:06:21
  It's. Insanity.
• 1:06:22
  Yeah, it's wild. Never.
• 1:06:23
  Met a Nazi he doesn't like. Dude what?
• 1:06:30
  No, I mean. I mean, I'm just saying like,
• 1:06:32
  like, that's what's actually in the song that I put on our last
• 1:06:34
  episode, but like, it's just fucking crazy.
• 1:06:38
  Yeah, it's pretty wild that. It's like, it's like he just
• 1:06:40
  like, oh, are you in jail? I'll pardon you because oh, did
• 1:06:43
  you fuck over like somebody or did you, you know, it's like,
• 1:06:46
  it's insanity. Like, you know, the, it's just
• 1:06:50
  like, think about it like our boy, I mean, shout out George
• 1:06:53
  Santos, like, you know, no offense man, but like it's like
• 1:06:56
  why, why did he get a pardon? It's just 'cause he's like
• 1:07:00
  famous and and actually committed the crime.
• 1:07:04
  Trump hasn't pardoned him, but he didn't commit a crime.
• 1:07:07
  And was pro Trump. You're pro Trump and you commit
• 1:07:09
  but you committed a crime. But but even like Diddy, you
• 1:07:12
  know, it's like it's like, oh, that's that's he's in the news.
• 1:07:16
  Maybe I should pardon him. Did he do did he actually do the
• 1:07:18
  crime? Oh, he was found guilty.
• 1:07:19
  OK, I'll pardon him. He was friends with that he.
• 1:07:22
  Was found guilty by a jury of his peers.
• 1:07:24
  OK, I'll go. I'll pardon him.
• 1:07:25
  A notorious guy, right? He was friends with that
• 1:07:28
  notorious guy. Yeah, let's pardon him.
• 1:07:31
  I know, but it's like, it's wild, man.
• 1:07:33
  Like if Obama was out here just like, like pardoning like actual
• 1:07:37
  criminals. Oh dude.
• 1:07:45
  Like one of the like one of the January 6th people who got
• 1:07:47
  released like immediately, like like got like offended.
• 1:07:51
  Dude, there's so many of them that have been arrested.
• 1:07:53
  Right, right. Like.
• 1:07:54
  And imagine if, like Obama, like some.
• 1:07:56
  Fucked up shit. Right.
• 1:07:57
  Obama let out a bunch of people for like, nonviolent, like,
• 1:08:00
  marijuana charges. And imagine if just one of them,
• 1:08:05
  you know, like, got like a speeding ticket, they'd be like,
• 1:08:09
  oh, you let this person out. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure,
• 1:08:15
  sure. But shout out.
• 1:08:17
  I, I, I really liked Rush Hour when it came out.
• 1:08:20
  But I mean, we were kind of in the demo in the demographic, you
• 1:08:22
  know? Yeah, no, it was really good.
• 1:08:25
  I mean, the first one was a classic, second one was good.
• 1:08:29
  Then it started to get a little bit dumb.
• 1:08:31
  I don't know if we need a rush hour for.
• 1:08:33
  I think so. It's a bit.
• 1:08:35
  Of I just saw I just saw him Chris Tucker in a movie.
• 1:08:38
  I'm trying to think of which one it was.
• 1:08:39
  He was playing like a oh, I know what it was.
• 1:08:43
  'Cause she's not in a lot of movies.
• 1:08:44
  Anymore the Air Jordan movie with Affleck and Damon.
• 1:08:50
  Oh, really? Yeah, he's like, he's like,
• 1:08:56
  Damon is like the one who's like trying to recruit him over to
• 1:09:00
  Nike. And Chris Tucker works at Nike
• 1:09:04
  as well. And like, it is helps like
• 1:09:06
  facilitate or, you know, the relationship, 'cause he's a
• 1:09:09
  brother. I don't.
• 1:09:13
  I mean, I don't know who you played in real life, but they
• 1:09:14
  tell you in the movie. I just forget the guy's name.
• 1:09:17
  I don't mean to have like such a this next article.
• 1:09:20
  Now that I think about it, they're crazy because this one's
• 1:09:22
  wild too. And I saw this on the news.
• 1:09:28
  This is from this is from CNN high school coach wanted in
• 1:09:32
  potentially Child Exploitation or material charges.
• 1:09:36
  How sex abuse material. That disappeared in the fucking
• 1:09:39
  woods. So listen to this.
• 1:09:41
  Undefeated rural Virginia high school football team has won the
• 1:09:44
  regional semi final game last weekend.
• 1:09:47
  Oh, I'm glad they shouted out their record.
• 1:09:48
  No, like they're like undefeated like so they didn't have a
• 1:09:52
  football program. This guy who was the head coach
• 1:09:54
  started the football program, has been the head coach since
• 1:09:58
  it's since it's Genesis big dude in the community.
• 1:10:03
  This week, authorities made the situation clear.
• 1:10:05
  So this dude disappeared. Let's listen to this.
• 1:10:07
  They named high school football coach Travis Turner is wanted on
• 1:10:10
  five counts of using a computer to solicit a minor and fucked up
• 1:10:17
  video charges. Police have been scouring the
• 1:10:20
  mountainous area for Turner, leaving a community grappling
• 1:10:23
  with allegations against a man trusted to teach high schoolers
• 1:10:26
  and lead the football team now presses for a potential state
• 1:10:30
  championship in his absence. But this is what happened.
• 1:10:33
  So this dude, I guess, was suspended from school, Suspended
• 1:10:39
  pending an investigation. Gets sent, gets sent.
• 1:10:42
  The coach was, gets sent home two days later and then that
• 1:10:46
  same day or the next day it's announced that somebody's been
• 1:10:49
  put on administrative leave with pay as faculty member.
• 1:10:53
  Nobody knows who 2 days. Later announced a who?
• 1:10:57
  Like it's like through the school district, like somebody
• 1:10:59
  pending an investigation. They, yeah, they the newsletter,
• 1:11:04
  yeah. They do that stuff school.
• 1:11:06
  'S public record. Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Like they have to announce some certain stuff like that and
• 1:11:10
  things like that are happening. They have to be like, hey, yeah.
• 1:11:12
  But I just wonder how the announcement goes.
• 1:11:14
  Like they mail you something because.
• 1:11:16
  Oh, it's an e-mail. They don't know.
• 1:11:17
  Send out an e-mail. So there's like accusations of a
• 1:11:21
  teacher, like sharing banned books This the the school
• 1:11:26
  because they this has become a thing now sharing.
• 1:11:28
  Banned. Books, whatever do well, I'm in
• 1:11:31
  Texas, so anything's possible, but they had they're they're
• 1:11:34
  they're required to notify the parents within the school
• 1:11:37
  district. That's a not a new thing, but
• 1:11:40
  that's definitely something that they take more serious because
• 1:11:43
  people parents are off the hinge now.
• 1:11:45
  They're insane. Wait, so it's like it's like if.
• 1:11:49
  Somebody. They're allowed to hold on,
• 1:11:50
  they're allowed to continue to share the banned books.
• 1:11:52
  They just have to notify. No.
• 1:11:54
  And their sharing is going on. And that they that that.
• 1:11:57
  Faculty member ban book sharing. That that well OK, bad example
• 1:12:01
  if there's somebody doing something like what this coach
• 1:12:04
  was doing, they're required to notify all the parents within
• 1:12:07
  the school got you there you go I'm.
• 1:12:09
  Just. Yeah, because if they don't,
• 1:12:10
  they can get fucking sued. But this dude.
• 1:12:14
  So yeah, investigators are heading to Turner's home on the
• 1:12:17
  20th. How old is this person?
• 1:12:21
  That's. The thing it's like we, I always
• 1:12:24
  think like all of our coaches were super old, but some of them
• 1:12:26
  are like probably like younger than what we are right now, you
• 1:12:28
  know? Yeah, around our age, yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Yeah. So he was apparently there was
• 1:12:36
  that that goes out. There's a notice that somebody
• 1:12:39
  was suspended without pay, with pay pending an investigation.
• 1:12:43
  They couldn't give any more that much more information because it
• 1:12:47
  was being investigated by law enforcement.
• 1:12:49
  So that happens. The cops go to his house to talk
• 1:12:55
  to him. Not to arrest him, just to talk
• 1:12:57
  to him. Question, question him.
• 1:12:59
  He is not there. He's just a fucking peered.
• 1:13:03
  Nobody knows where he is and he's like they where they live
• 1:13:07
  is like the sticks. Bro.
• 1:13:09
  There's 2000 people that live in that town.
• 1:13:11
  It's just fucking woods. There's another guy from that
• 1:13:14
  town to this day that is missing who disappeared and ran away.
• 1:13:19
  He's wanted on murder charges 'cause he murdered his wife,
• 1:13:22
  disappeared in the woods and they never found him.
• 1:13:25
  And that's where this football coach is right now.
• 1:13:27
  Do you think he's done this before?
• 1:13:28
  Do you think this is his thing where he like he goes, he finds
• 1:13:32
  like a a a rural, I got like out in the boonies type of high
• 1:13:37
  school that doesn't have like has a dilapidated sports
• 1:13:39
  program. He fucking takes it over.
• 1:13:41
  He's like a sociopath, like where he's got like charisma and
• 1:13:44
  just takes it over. But then really he's like, he's
• 1:13:47
  like, he's like doing various. Guys that are out there that
• 1:13:50
  live that remote, especially like the West Virginia is the
• 1:13:54
  Idaho. He said he just showed up there
• 1:13:56
  and he built the program. You know, it's not like he was
• 1:13:58
  born. There.
• 1:13:58
  Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, there was.
• 1:13:59
  Two Carpetbagger No. No, no, there was 2 schools that
• 1:14:02
  merged and became a new school, and that new school didn't have
• 1:14:06
  a football program, so he helped start the football program as a
• 1:14:10
  teacher there. Did the Pied Piper man?
• 1:14:13
  But. Come and take your children.
• 1:14:17
  It's super crazy to think that there's like whatever codes.
• 1:14:23
  Yeah. So if you're like in, if you
• 1:14:25
  live in Alaska, if you live in like the Badlands of the Dakotas
• 1:14:28
  or some shit. They always say about people
• 1:14:30
  that live that far off the grid is because they want to.
• 1:14:32
  They're trying to escape something, run from something,
• 1:14:35
  hide from something. And I think those guys,
• 1:14:38
  especially that age bracket of guy that lives in like a 2000
• 1:14:42
  person Appalachia, holler ass town hollers is what they call
• 1:14:46
  the towns in the woods. I saw what was that reality show
• 1:14:50
  that was short lived on MTV that was like in West Virginia.
• 1:14:54
  They educated me on hollers. Oh, I know, I know what you're
• 1:14:58
  talking about. But one.
• 1:15:00
  Of the guys ended up dying. Like Party Down South or
• 1:15:04
  something like that. That is one that I've seen every
• 1:15:07
  episode of. But no, that's not what this is.
• 1:15:08
  I. But those guys are prepared to
• 1:15:13
  go live in the woods. No, Well, I'm saying that.
• 1:15:16
  Go off, you just said it. Yourself that that, that they're
• 1:15:19
  running from something, they're escaping.
• 1:15:20
  So that's what I'm saying. Maybe he does this and then now
• 1:15:23
  he's on the run only. Guess what?
• 1:15:25
  It's very elaborate. Guess what the next or like the
• 1:15:28
  best place to go hide out is, is like a fucking place in bum fuck
• 1:15:32
  nowhere, which you know, which is perfect for him because they
• 1:15:35
  probably don't have a fucking football team and he's got a
• 1:15:37
  special skill. He just, it becomes the hero of
• 1:15:40
  the town again. Boom, boom, boom, until they
• 1:15:42
  find out about like all of this fucking deviance bullshit,
• 1:15:46
  felonious bullshit. And then he takes off, and then
• 1:15:49
  it's easy to escape because you're in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:15:53
  Rinse and repeat. This motherfucker's been doing
• 1:15:56
  this, dude. That's why I want to know how
• 1:15:58
  old he is. Travis Turner.
• 1:16:03
  And this is like the second or third time.
• 1:16:05
  C Real yes, of course. Like we're the yeah, there's
• 1:16:09
  going to be a fucking true crime here.
• 1:16:10
  Like, it's going to make like $100 million that, you know,
• 1:16:14
  here you go, guys. Just go fucking look into it.
• 1:16:15
  I just, I just teed it up for you.
• 1:16:17
  Travis Turner's done this more than once.
• 1:16:18
  You're going to find small towns all across the United States.
• 1:16:24
  Well, hope not. I mean, the whole thing is
• 1:16:28
  crazy. And what drew me to it is that
• 1:16:30
  he disappeared into the woods, and there's still somebody
• 1:16:33
  actively hiding either in those woods or dead in those woods,
• 1:16:36
  who murdered his wife. That's how or what it's like
• 1:16:39
  right into each other. That's how remote this place is.
• 1:16:42
  And that's what they were saying is like, does he know how to
• 1:16:44
  fish? Does he know how to hunt?
• 1:16:45
  Did he take equipment with him? But I mean, if he's.
• 1:16:48
  We had A to go bag and probably. Had probably had a stash, he
• 1:16:51
  probably. Had doing shit like that and
• 1:16:53
  able to like put on a front and like run a whole like
• 1:16:56
  organization, like a whole, you know, department, like out of
• 1:16:59
  school, you know, be like the face of it.
• 1:17:01
  Like if you're like, that's what doesn't mean like obviously like
• 1:17:04
  sociopaths like type shit. Yeah, I mean, if it was me and I
• 1:17:06
  lived out there, I'd be building some cool hidden Fort in the
• 1:17:10
  woods just to pass time. Let alone.
• 1:17:12
  Let alone. Yeah, no, like, exactly.
• 1:17:15
  So like, what I'm saying is, if I lived out there and I wasn't
• 1:17:17
  doing Dick, I'd still be building some hidden Fort in the
• 1:17:20
  woods just as something to do because I'd be in the middle of
• 1:17:22
  nowhere. So imagine if you're actually
• 1:17:24
  breaking the law and you need to hide.
• 1:17:26
  I mean, we've seen that there's people who've disappeared in the
• 1:17:28
  woods for years. Anytime anybody breaks out of
• 1:17:32
  jails, hiding in the woods and like, like they make it like on
• 1:17:35
  the news, everybody around there is terrified.
• 1:17:37
  You can't come out of your house.
• 1:17:38
  You don't even know. It's like, I'm rooting for this
• 1:17:40
  motherfucker to go like, like always to.
• 1:17:44
  Figure it out hatchet style. He's a guy bred hatchet.
• 1:17:47
  I know what to. Do here's a good bonus therapy
• 1:17:49
  question. Let's say that you're serving
• 1:17:53
  two years for some like, you know, like smash and grab or
• 1:17:59
  something at the jail or prison that you're at.
• 1:18:06
  This is like in towards the beginning of your sentence,
• 1:18:10
  we'll say three years, three years.
• 1:18:13
  There's a jailbreak like where like somebody like just notices
• 1:18:17
  there's a hole and also now all the like fools start going and
• 1:18:20
  start running. Do you go or do you stay?
• 1:18:22
  Let's. Stay.
• 1:18:25
  Like, that's something I thought about, like, yeah.
• 1:18:27
  No, I'd stay she's. Like in a picture of it and I'm
• 1:18:29
  like but I've never like done the whole like thought.
• 1:18:31
  Process, everybody is bolting and doing whatever and you
• 1:18:36
  choose to stay and you got there.
• 1:18:37
  The chance of your sentence being reduced are so much are so
• 1:18:42
  much likely or so much higher because if you bolt you will get
• 1:18:46
  caught at some point. I'd rather stay and sit it out
• 1:18:49
  than be on the run the rest of my life.
• 1:18:51
  OK, so let me let me say like. Talk about paranoia.
• 1:18:54
  You don't. Need let's say you have a life
• 1:18:56
  sentence that then do you do it? Yeah, probably.
• 1:18:58
  Are you always looking to try to escape, like with your life
• 1:19:01
  sentence? Is that like a constant goal?
• 1:19:04
  Yeah, maybe. I feel like, yeah, when you
• 1:19:06
  reach that level of incarceration.
• 1:19:08
  You hit me with life with no parole.
• 1:19:09
  Like now. Now it's like nothing to live.
• 1:19:12
  Yeah, like. What are you going to do?
• 1:19:13
  What more are? You going to do to put me in?
• 1:19:16
  Solitaire, I'm already basically in there, right?
• 1:19:18
  We're in so long. We're taking risks now.
• 1:19:22
  It's a calculated risk. Yeah, I think when you reach
• 1:19:25
  that level and that time length of incarceration, yeah, you try
• 1:19:29
  to bolt if you get the chance. For sure.
• 1:19:31
  What's the What's the limit? Yeah, like you have.
• 1:19:38
  You have 10 years left, you don't go.
• 1:19:44
  Probably not. I know it's fucking.
• 1:19:46
  If it's like 25 or more, yeah, you go.
• 1:19:50
  Could you imagine if you? Especially at our age now, why
• 1:19:52
  wouldn't I-25 years from now? I'm going to be old as fuck, so
• 1:19:56
  why would I? I might as well like try to get
• 1:19:59
  out and live it up. 63 I'm going to be like.
• 1:20:03
  Well, no, but that's. What?
• 1:20:04
  I'm just like, hit my sweet. Spot but but or break out in
• 1:20:07
  your late 30s and go live it up as a vigilante and then if you
• 1:20:11
  get caught you're going to you get out.
• 1:20:13
  Let's say they catch you and then you just get out at 75
• 1:20:16
  instead of 63. At least I got to live it up
• 1:20:19
  while I was still fucking vibing.
• 1:20:22
  Yeah, I'd much rather do. That I know, but how many days?
• 1:20:26
  25 years or more, you, you go for it.
• 1:20:28
  Well, how many days out would it make it worth it?
• 1:20:35
  You're convinced. No matter what, you're getting
• 1:20:37
  caught. You're convinced?
• 1:20:39
  Well, no, it's just I feel like you would always feel like
• 1:20:41
  you're going to be, you'd always be looking.
• 1:20:43
  Over your shoulder. These fools are underpaid and
• 1:20:45
  incompetent bro. And you know, it's like, I think
• 1:20:48
  we give way too much credit to to shit like fucking Luigi just
• 1:20:52
  slipped and like went and sat in a McDonald's dude like like an
• 1:20:56
  asshole. You know he could have been
• 1:20:59
  gone. Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  McDonald's. He's just sitting there for
• 1:21:09
  hours. I mean, as is like PR like agent
• 1:21:11
  like and it's like, dude, we're we're we're selling like high
• 1:21:14
  class sex bankers New York, you know, like I McDonald's.
• 1:21:21
  You got arrested inside of Arby's.
• 1:21:23
  No, you need to get like arrested in like a Mastro's
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  homie or maybe like AI don't know, maybe not a not a mastress
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  because he's fighting like. Moxie get moxes or something.
• 1:21:35
  Yeah, or like some like a. Pump and you get arrested.
• 1:21:38
  Some like commune, like sex commune for like hippies or
• 1:21:41
  something. Yeah, 'cause he's like he's,
• 1:21:44
  he's fighting against insurance companies and.
• 1:21:46
  Get arrested on some owners the the twin flame compound.
• 1:21:54
  How do you think Luigi's doing? I think he's fiber.
• 1:21:58
  So Santos was in there with Luigi and Diddy.
• 1:22:00
  I remember, I remember saying that.
• 1:22:04
  I think he said that he was talking to Diddy and there maybe
• 1:22:07
  there was somebody else that was in there at the same time.
• 1:22:09
  I'm trying to think. All the videos of Diddy, he
• 1:22:12
  looks like he's not like that. Bummed out. 066969 That's who I
• 1:22:17
  was thinking of. He was in there with Diddy.
• 1:22:23
  Wow. He that's what he said, he said
• 1:22:26
  he's. Been out for a while. 69 said he
• 1:22:29
  was in there with Diddy and there's someone, oh, maybe,
• 1:22:35
  maybe fuck, I don't know, somebody else.
• 1:22:38
  I don't know if he was in jail at the same time because Diddy
• 1:22:40
  got. Arrested dude.
• 1:22:41
  Do you think he's lying? It's Takashi's 69 swooped.
• 1:22:46
  That shit swooped it. Have you seen that clip?
• 1:22:54
  Yeah, yeah. I saw, oh fuck, I forget.
• 1:23:01
  Somebody did it like differently, where it's like a
• 1:23:03
  swooped edge, but it was like a politician.
• 1:23:05
  But I can't forget what he does. But Speaking of 6967, you know
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  what I'm saying? Got anything else for us?
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  Meditate, bitches. Happy Thanksgiving.
• 1:23:22
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  Call me like she love me but she bought me like she hate me in
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  the end that she don't fake me. I father like I hate her but she
• 1:23:54
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• 1:23:58
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• 1:24:02
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• 1:24:39
  she love me, but she find me like she ain't Benny ain't as
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• 1:24:45
  she know that she my thing. I love my bitch.
• 1:24:48
  You gonna pray easy. I ain't a bitch.
• 1:24:51
  You wanna talk you like she man? I'll get you out of there.
• 1:24:55
  Mine I ain't no get you broken lady.
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  I'm in love with the girls. I like my disgusting type to ask
• 1:25:01
  me Bunny. Well, you told me why you fucked
• 1:25:03
  me. Type to tell me Bunny pass a
• 1:25:05
  liquor and a dust. Please to tell me go die, get
• 1:25:08
  eat you all back loves me no back back and I'm only ever
• 1:25:12
  spoke you. She just want a third time.
• 1:25:14
  She just want to get screwed. She just fucking with me.
• 1:25:17
  She ain't fucking way too many dollars.
• 1:25:19
  Something else. I'll almost wear that hard.