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Ep. 6 - Peter Smith · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_05: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_05: All right.
0:13
SPEAKER_05: Well, hi.
0:15
SPEAKER_05: Hey.
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SPEAKER_05: How are you?
0:18
SPEAKER_05: Well, today is an interesting day, is it not?
0:21
SPEAKER_05: Is it not?
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SPEAKER_05: I just wanna I just want to make a small production note.
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SPEAKER_05: Uh we are unfortunately recording while our next door neighbors at our studio uh are having a uh musical uh little jazz concert.
0:35
SPEAKER_05: It feels like a little d jazz improvised um jam sesh rehearsal.
0:41
SPEAKER_05: Um maybe through the magic of editing we can reduce the noise next to us, but if not, you know Enjoy the jazz.
0:47
SPEAKER_02: Enjoy the jazz because we sure are here at the Big Hunty Couch.
0:52
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
0:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm Angie Ballasone, aka That Girl Gina.
0:55
SPEAKER_02: And I'm Mike Fails.
0:57
SPEAKER_05: No, aka.
0:58
SPEAKER_05: It's just this.
0:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00
SPEAKER_04: I like your turd-colored look.
1:02
SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
1:02
SPEAKER_04: Umties for you.
1:04
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
1:05
SPEAKER_05: I I love that.
1:06
SPEAKER_05: Um, I love brown.
1:07
SPEAKER_05: I think it's one of the sexiest colors.
1:09
SPEAKER_05: Really?
1:10
SPEAKER_05: Um, I do, yeah.
1:11
SPEAKER_05: Because it's like black, obviously, is like classy, iconic.
1:15
SPEAKER_05: Classic sexy.
1:16
SPEAKER_05: Classic sexy.
1:17
SPEAKER_05: But brown, if you can pull off brown, like it's really like where it's at.
1:21
SPEAKER_05: I like brown too.
1:22
SPEAKER_05: I don't wear it a lot.
1:22
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:23
SPEAKER_05: Speaking of brown, um I guess this is my who am I wearing and what is my problem?
1:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
1:28
SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
1:30
SPEAKER_05: These are these are uh joggers by Stucy.
1:33
SPEAKER_05: It's their um turd collection.
1:35
SPEAKER_05: Love it.
1:35
SPEAKER_05: Uh this is a Paisley warm brownish print shirt uh by Vince.
1:41
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I like Vince.
1:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this is a uh a hat that I glued a Britney Spears patch onto.
1:47
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you should have lied and said you found that.
1:49
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I found this.
1:50
SPEAKER_05: It was an incredible find I had yeah from her brown tour.
1:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, her poo poo tour.
1:55
SPEAKER_04: The Onyx Hotel uh ended up becoming the yeah, the poo-poo poo-poo tour.
1:59
SPEAKER_05: Um the poo-poo inn.
2:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes, she went, she it was uh a conceptual ship.
2:02
SPEAKER_05: She saw that one conceptual shift.
2:04
SPEAKER_05: I know the poo-poo inn.
2:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I missed the Onyx Hotel.
2:07
SPEAKER_05: You opened for the poo-poo inn.
2:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
2:10
SPEAKER_05: Jesus.
2:11
SPEAKER_05: But my problem is that we were talking about this earlier in the week, where I in my mind, my hair color is brown.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: No, yesterday Mike was like, I'm almost all gray.
2:21
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, uh record scratch, you are literally, there's not a single strand of brown.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: You're a hundred percent gray hound, like silver, foxine, old lady couture.
2:34
SPEAKER_04: In my mind, I'm a brunette.
2:36
SPEAKER_04: That is crazy because you would literally have a full head of silver hair.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't know what my hair looks like under this hat.
2:41
SPEAKER_05: So Where are you gonna eat the brown?
2:42
unknown: I don't know.
2:43
SPEAKER_05: I I'm in denial about going gray, but you like gray.
2:45
SPEAKER_04: I love gray.
2:46
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I just Well, you're there.
2:47
SPEAKER_05: I guess I'm gonna hair, right?
2:49
SPEAKER_05: Oh my God.
2:50
SPEAKER_05: It looks good.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: I wish I had salt and pepper, but I'll be a bald-headed hoe before that happens.
2:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I just um got a haircut and I'm rocking this sort of goatee situation.
3:00
SPEAKER_04: Um Yeah, you are.
3:02
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of cool.
3:02
SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, thanks.
3:04
SPEAKER_05: Goats.
3:05
SPEAKER_04: You mean you're doing drag.
3:06
SPEAKER_04: I gotta do something.
3:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you gotta whip out the goat.
3:09
SPEAKER_04: I am doing drag, aren't I?
3:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes, you are.
3:12
SPEAKER_04: Who are you wearing?
3:13
SPEAKER_04: What is your problem?
3:14
SPEAKER_02: Gagging faggot.
3:15
SPEAKER_05: I am gagging faggot for this look.
3:18
SPEAKER_05: Diva.
3:19
SPEAKER_05: Thanks.
3:19
SPEAKER_05: I love this look.
3:21
SPEAKER_05: I love this hair.
3:22
SPEAKER_05: I know it's not exactly what you wanted, but I feel like it's maybe the closest to what you've ever liked.
3:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's giving like Versace, yeah, 90s, Madonna, Marilyn, a little blend of everything, I guess.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: This is Bronx and Banco, actually designer on sale.
3:37
SPEAKER_02: We stuffed the bow because like it's gotta be.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: You gotta make it big, you gotta make it drag.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: And then these are Mu Mu.
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SPEAKER_02: Gorgeous.
3:45
SPEAKER_04: Barbie legs.
3:46
SPEAKER_04: Moo Moo.
3:47
SPEAKER_04: Moo Moo.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're Moo Moo.
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SPEAKER_02: And yeah, what else am I wearing?
3:53
SPEAKER_04: Big yellow ball of hair.
3:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:54
SPEAKER_04: Last week you got a tight ponytail, and this you got this sort of decided to soften it up a little.
3:59
SPEAKER_05: Well, but speaking of last week, we we've launched.
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unknown: Ah!
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SPEAKER_04: The pod is out in the world.
4:08
SPEAKER_04: The pod is out in the world, so assuming there's many more of you by now.
4:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
4:13
SPEAKER_04: We went from 20 to 24.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: Listeners.
4:17
SPEAKER_05: Um crickets to rodents.
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unknown: Yeah.
4:22
SPEAKER_02: As the audience.
4:23
SPEAKER_06: Crickets to rodents is is our story.
4:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
4:26
SPEAKER_06: From crickets to roots.
4:27
SPEAKER_06: It's our diet.
4:29
SPEAKER_06: Jesus.
4:31
SPEAKER_04: Um wait, that reminds me, because like we are uh reviewing back a bit.
4:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
4:35
SPEAKER_04: Things are out there.
4:37
SPEAKER_04: Episode, our test episode, or maybe it was episode one, the you were asking like how to spell that.
4:42
SPEAKER_04: And like, yeah, we had trouble, but now duh, no brainer.
4:45
SPEAKER_04: I think it's a play on whoop whoop.
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SPEAKER_04: I think it's W-H-O-O-P.
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SPEAKER_04: W H O O P.
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SPEAKER_04: It's a classic whoop, but it's the whoop oop.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:55
SPEAKER_04: Maybe I'm totally wrong, but I was just like, I might need to add that.
4:58
SPEAKER_05: I might need to that's I think that's maybe the closest it's it's it's been for me.
5:02
SPEAKER_05: An oop oop, like a whoop whoop with a silent W.
5:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:05
SPEAKER_05: I think I'm I I can get behind that for sure.
5:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just an update on that for you guys.
5:10
SPEAKER_02: You can now easily concern.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: Uh uh Yeah, we figured it out.
5:17
SPEAKER_02: Um what is my problem?
5:20
SPEAKER_02: I have hairy armpits.
5:24
SPEAKER_05: That's a Chewbacca um uh uh impression call.
5:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:28
SPEAKER_05: Your signature Chewbacca.
5:29
SPEAKER_05: It's your signature Chewbacca call.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have hairy armpits, I'm sorry, because we're going to Mexico at the end of the month, and I was like, I don't want shaved armpits in Mexico.
5:37
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
5:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I honestly that that that makes perfect sense.
5:40
SPEAKER_05: No reason why.
5:41
SPEAKER_05: I usually am always like forcing you to feminize your body for me.
5:46
SPEAKER_02: Um more ways than one.
5:48
SPEAKER_02: Um but I was like, you know what?
5:50
SPEAKER_02: I want armpit hair.
5:50
SPEAKER_02: And sometimes it's kind of cute, like as a girl.
5:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Have a little like I used to like hate back when I was like a closed-minded little like in denial closeted weirdo.
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SPEAKER_02: I used to like hate armpit hair on like women.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
6:03
SPEAKER_02: Look at me now.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: You are.
6:05
SPEAKER_04: Turns out you're everything you're afraid of, aren't you?
6:08
SPEAKER_04: And aren't we all?
6:08
SPEAKER_06: I'm afraid of uh poop.
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unknown: Yeah.
6:11
SPEAKER_04: Because you love the stuff.
6:12
SPEAKER_04: I don't remember.
6:13
SPEAKER_04: Uh so yeah, my problem is I have hairy armpits right now.
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SPEAKER_04: It's either making or breaking this look.
6:19
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
6:19
SPEAKER_04: You tell me.
6:20
SPEAKER_04: And then another problem, I guess.
6:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, my problem is you wouldn't let me spray paint my hand black.
6:26
SPEAKER_05: I did not let you spray paint your hands black because I was afraid that they would transfer to the couch.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: So I wanted a more opaque black glove under here, so I was just gonna give it a little kiss of spray paint.
6:37
SPEAKER_04: You can't tell a drag queen they can't use spray paint.
6:39
SPEAKER_04: It's like oh, he's nearby.
6:40
SPEAKER_04: It's like a go-to.
6:40
SPEAKER_02: But on your shoes, not on your body.
6:43
SPEAKER_02: Not on your hand.
6:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:44
SPEAKER_04: Of course I'm like willing to spray paint my hand.
6:46
SPEAKER_04: You're willing to spray paint your hole.
6:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I have.
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SPEAKER_02: White.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: I invented optic white for the page.
6:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's where bleaching came from.
6:55
SPEAKER_02: They saw the blown-out uh house paint dripping from my crack.
7:00
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, that we've got it.
7:02
SPEAKER_02: Cool, huh?
7:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:04
SPEAKER_04: Love it.
7:05
SPEAKER_04: It is what day is it?
7:07
SPEAKER_05: Monday.
7:08
SPEAKER_05: We can't date it.
7:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I know.
7:09
SPEAKER_05: Well, so it's so so we're so sorry to our listeners who like have are reliving the holidays as these episodes are coming out.
7:15
SPEAKER_05: We are like, you're welcome.
7:16
SPEAKER_02: Who doesn't like a little like re round two of those?
7:20
SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
7:21
SPEAKER_05: I hear Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's on the pod.
7:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:24
SPEAKER_05: And it's March.
7:25
SPEAKER_02: Coming right up.
7:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, no, it is March.
7:27
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I am not vaping because a friend of the pod uh was like, don't stop vaping on camera.
7:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:35
SPEAKER_02: I was like, it's fine, it's funny that I watched it.
7:37
SPEAKER_02: And I guess when there's billows of smoke coming out of my mouth when I'm talking, it's like a little trashy.
7:42
SPEAKER_05: It's a little trashy.
7:43
SPEAKER_05: I mean, like, you do get away with it as a drag queen, but there is an episode that's coming up where you're not in drag and it and you're still vaping, and it's like oh billows and clouds of white smoke.
7:50
SPEAKER_02: It's dragon queen.
7:51
SPEAKER_02: It's Berlin till.
7:53
SPEAKER_02: But actually, it made me almost like it more.
7:55
SPEAKER_02: I was like, that's actually so funny to talk with the clouds coming out.
7:57
SPEAKER_02: It's like again, in an ironic way.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, no, I want it again.
8:00
SPEAKER_02: So we're taking a little breaky poo.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: And it was so funny though.
8:03
SPEAKER_02: Of course, like I took a no-smoking break uh on a leap year.
8:08
SPEAKER_04: Because like I woke up and I was like, oh my god, it was the best news.
8:11
SPEAKER_04: Because I just got off a really shitty job.
8:12
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I needed a day to like unwind and smoke and have all my vices and da-da-da-da-da.
8:17
SPEAKER_04: And I caught a leap year.
8:18
SPEAKER_04: So you had a little a shorter, a few less days.
8:21
SPEAKER_05: And one more day of uh indulging.
8:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:24
SPEAKER_05: Wait.
8:24
SPEAKER_05: You had a you wait, you had an extra day of indulging?
8:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because it's a leap year.
8:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh, so it's more it's longer February.
8:29
SPEAKER_05: It's longer February.
8:30
SPEAKER_02: So I was starting on March 1, and I swear to God, I didn't know it was a leap year.
8:33
SPEAKER_05: I always think it's the opposite.
8:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:35
SPEAKER_02: We got one extra day of fun.
8:37
SPEAKER_05: Dumbest person on earth.
8:38
SPEAKER_05: I'm leaning into being dumb uh for the rest of my life.
8:41
SPEAKER_02: That's cool.
8:42
SPEAKER_02: Because you were leaning into like being smart and it wasn't working.
8:45
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't working.
8:47
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm over that.
8:48
SPEAKER_05: Who needs it?
8:49
SPEAKER_02: We need dumb you down.
8:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, dumb me down.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: Um but I'm trying to, so I'm not vaping, but and I'm I'm trying to smoke less pot.
8:55
SPEAKER_02: I didn't quit pot, but I'm trying to smoke less.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Because like it has recently occurred to me, like, I think I look normal in public when I'm high.
9:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm actually giving Winona rider from the Emmys like on the train.
9:07
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, when that yeah, or she's like or she zooted out of her mind on something too.
9:14
SPEAKER_04: But in my head, I think.
9:16
SPEAKER_06: Do that again with this jazz.
9:24
SPEAKER_06: Stop.
9:28
SPEAKER_06: Stop.
9:28
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: That's me on the train.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: Without me realizing.
9:31
SPEAKER_05: This jazz is my problem, unfortunately.
9:33
SPEAKER_05: Sorry, guys, that they can hear us.
9:35
SPEAKER_02: It's really And I am not a huge fan of jazz.
9:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:38
SPEAKER_05: Not a huge fan of drag.
9:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:41
SPEAKER_05: Just kidding.
9:42
SPEAKER_05: Just huge.
9:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:43
SPEAKER_05: Not a fan, just huge.
9:44
SPEAKER_05: We'll never, we can never win.
9:45
SPEAKER_05: It's we deserve to have elevated music seared into this.
9:49
SPEAKER_05: We do, yeah.
9:49
SPEAKER_05: You know what?
9:50
SPEAKER_05: We deserve it.
9:50
SPEAKER_05: We deserve it.
9:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:52
SPEAKER_05: I feel like you've arguably never looked better, and this is probably unusable.
9:56
SPEAKER_04: Probably.
9:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:57
SPEAKER_04: Really?
9:57
SPEAKER_04: You think so?
9:58
SPEAKER_04: No, I mean.
9:59
SPEAKER_05: Well, I I so I've yeah, I've I've I've figured out some audio tricks.
10:02
SPEAKER_05: We're we're increasing.
10:03
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're bad.
10:05
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
10:07
SPEAKER_04: Wait, I don't think we've ever done oh you're bad.
10:08
SPEAKER_04: I don't think I have, and that was the first one.
10:11
SPEAKER_04: I love to say oh you're bad to people to make them feel like fucking idiots.
10:14
SPEAKER_04: Whenever they say something, they're like, oh, can I have this?
10:16
SPEAKER_04: It's like available on the menu.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh, you're bad.
10:19
SPEAKER_04: But just say it for the first time after you said I'm fixing the audio.
10:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, you fixed it.
10:23
SPEAKER_04: That is bad.
10:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:24
SPEAKER_04: You are bad.
10:25
SPEAKER_05: I am bad.
10:25
SPEAKER_04: Um you dating anyone?
10:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're engaged.
10:29
SPEAKER_04: You're engaged.
10:30
SPEAKER_04: Just kidding.
10:31
SPEAKER_04: Michael Prouty.
10:34
SPEAKER_04: Just kidding, I love your ears.
10:36
SPEAKER_04: I love your husband to be Michael Proudy.
10:37
SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
10:37
SPEAKER_05: We were all just hanging out the other night.
10:38
SPEAKER_04: Yes, we were.
10:39
SPEAKER_04: It was very fun.
10:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:40
SPEAKER_05: You got a little cock blocked a tiny bit, but you did.
10:43
SPEAKER_05: You weren't cock blocked.
10:44
SPEAKER_05: You were like cock, you were cocked.
10:46
SPEAKER_05: Like everyone else was cocking and you were like left hit in the face.
10:51
SPEAKER_05: 100,000 dicks.
10:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: Um you have 20 boyfriends.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: I have and a fiance.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you know, hey, shave some for the poor.
10:59
SPEAKER_02: You are poor.
11:01
SPEAKER_02: I was talking to someone.
11:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, I hate when people on like the apps try to find my Instagram or whatever.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'd like to just meet in my mask presenting self first before you make a judgment on like my drag.
11:13
SPEAKER_02: And it happens all the time, believe it or not.
11:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: They go quiet.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, they found my Instagram.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: They found Gina.
11:19
SPEAKER_02: I mean, she's here to say, so I need to be with someone who's like down, but I just out the gate like impressions.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, can I just let's put her aside for one fucking second?
11:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:27
SPEAKER_02: If if you're out there and you understand this and you like both, call me.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: And you're not frightened.
11:33
SPEAKER_02: So you're not frightened by my lip nail.
11:36
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
11:37
SPEAKER_05: Um call me.
11:38
SPEAKER_05: Call her.
11:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, should we bring on our guests?
11:40
SPEAKER_05: I think we should bring on our guest.
11:42
SPEAKER_05: It's been a it's been a wild day in terms of um uh everything.
11:46
SPEAKER_05: But we are very excited for our guest who may be the first guest who has risen to the occasion of the couch.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: Turning a look, what you're about to see in one second.
11:57
unknown: Yeah.
11:58
SPEAKER_02: Be right back.
11:58
unknown: Bye.
12:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, welcome back.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: And we're back.
12:08
SPEAKER_05: Please welcome to the pod the inimitable Peter Smith.
12:13
SPEAKER_05: Woo! Here in all their blue glory.
12:16
SPEAKER_05: Performance artist, diva.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: Friend.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: Totally.
12:19
SPEAKER_04: Actor, actress, everything.
12:21
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
12:21
SPEAKER_04: Artists in general.
12:22
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
12:23
SPEAKER_04: I'll take that.
12:24
SPEAKER_05: Blue dream.
12:25
SPEAKER_05: Blue icon.
12:26
SPEAKER_05: Hello.
12:26
SPEAKER_04: Daboo Daboo Dai.
12:28
SPEAKER_04: I think I just needed it to happen.
12:30
SPEAKER_04: This is incredible.
12:31
SPEAKER_04: I needed to see blue and I needed to see orange.
12:34
SPEAKER_04: Finally, someone turned to look, like.
12:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
12:37
SPEAKER_04: We've been giving them prompts.
12:39
SPEAKER_04: Well, for the listeners, there are listeners at home, I'm sure, who aren't watching.
12:42
SPEAKER_04: And viewers.
12:43
SPEAKER_04: And viewers.
12:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm sure there are viewers.
12:45
SPEAKER_04: Studio chair you can talk to.
12:46
SPEAKER_04: Well, you've made a podcast into a television show.
12:49
unknown: Yes.
12:50
SPEAKER_04: We're in that territory.
12:52
SPEAKER_04: So if you're just listening to this and you have no concept of the visual, I am entirely blue.
12:59
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
12:59
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
13:00
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
13:01
SPEAKER_04: My lips are gold.
13:02
SPEAKER_04: Stunning.
13:03
SPEAKER_04: My sunglasses are on.
13:04
SPEAKER_04: I have oranges in my lap.
13:07
SPEAKER_04: Your lips are gold from a blow job to a Oscar King Mitra.
13:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, blue King Mitra.
13:15
SPEAKER_04: Blue King Gold down there.
13:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm the Emperor.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: The Emperor's New Clothes.
13:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, we have a segment called Who Are You Wearing and What Is Your Problem?
13:23
SPEAKER_02: This is a huge who are you wearing and what is your problem?
13:27
SPEAKER_04: Why the blue, the look?
13:29
SPEAKER_04: Who am I wearing first, or what's the problem?
13:31
SPEAKER_04: How much time do we have?
13:32
SPEAKER_04: We've got all the time in the world.
13:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
13:35
SPEAKER_04: Well, who am I wearing?
13:36
SPEAKER_04: Um, I have made this.
13:39
SPEAKER_04: This is a costume from well, part of it is a costume.
13:42
SPEAKER_04: Love.
13:43
SPEAKER_04: From a show I do about Princess Diana.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's from Diana.
13:47
SPEAKER_04: Well, this blue thing is.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: Um, and then this is yours, this underlayer of blue.
13:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
13:52
SPEAKER_04: And then these are gloves and you said your boyfriend made the gloves.
13:56
SPEAKER_04: Uh, boyfriend made this glove.
13:58
SPEAKER_04: So good.
13:59
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
14:00
SPEAKER_04: Listeners, it's like bedazzled and stoned and is it, is it all, is it pins or is it um?
14:05
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it was a menagerie.
14:07
SPEAKER_04: It's a it's a glittering menagerie.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: I want you to like keep the undergown that you're borrowing and have him bedazzle the entire thing.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: And then give it back.
14:16
SPEAKER_04: And then give it back.
14:17
SPEAKER_04: No, no, it leaves.
14:19
SPEAKER_04: I was with Leave Town forever.
14:22
SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, I just needed, you know, it's it's citrus lap, and I think we just need citrus in our laps.
14:27
SPEAKER_04: We just citrus lap.
14:28
SPEAKER_04: This is citrus lap.
14:29
SPEAKER_04: Is that the name of the book?
14:30
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
14:31
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, it's citrus lap and blue.
14:33
SPEAKER_04: Yes, citrus.
14:36
SPEAKER_04: Citrus lap and blue.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: Peter is uh, yes, covered in um Clementines, right?
14:42
SPEAKER_04: Wait, you didn't.
14:43
SPEAKER_04: Hold on, can you riff to um the music?
14:47
SPEAKER_04: What did I say?
14:48
SPEAKER_04: What is this called?
14:49
SPEAKER_04: Citrus Lapin Blue.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: Citrus Lap and Blue.
14:51
SPEAKER_04: If I sing too loud, I can't hear it.
14:55
SPEAKER_04: I start singing and it stops.
14:56
SPEAKER_04: They want me to do uh shut up!
14:59
SPEAKER_01: Just a small town girl.
15:03
SPEAKER_01: Living in a lonely bird.
15:07
SPEAKER_01: They like took the midnight train going anyway.
15:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
15:14
SPEAKER_04: This reminds me of being studios in Broadway.
15:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh, because next door someone's like, I think girl to run.
15:20
SPEAKER_04: You hear a moment.
15:23
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, is that wicked?
15:24
SPEAKER_04: Is that defining gravity?
15:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
15:25
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
15:26
SPEAKER_04: I've been accidentally talking about Wicked every episode.
15:29
SPEAKER_04: Accidentally?
15:30
SPEAKER_04: Yes, accidentally just comes up, and then it's like I keep being like, I'm not a big Wicked guy.
15:33
SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm not.
15:35
SPEAKER_05: I think we have I think we have talked about Wicked every single episode of this podcast.
15:41
SPEAKER_04: Jack, well I'm glad.
15:42
SPEAKER_04: But I just heard it.
15:43
SPEAKER_04: You then see.
15:44
SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ.
15:44
SPEAKER_04: What is wrong with the power of a witch?
15:48
SPEAKER_04: There's nothing wrong.
15:48
SPEAKER_04: I think it's great.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is where you will be when the movie comes out.
15:52
SPEAKER_04: Why aren't you in Wicked?
15:54
SPEAKER_04: I know.
15:54
SPEAKER_04: Why am I not in it?
15:55
SPEAKER_04: Did you read?
15:56
SPEAKER_04: No.
15:57
SPEAKER_04: Can you read?
15:58
unknown: No.
15:59
SPEAKER_04: You're giving Madame Morable.
16:01
SPEAKER_04: Which one's Madame Morable?
16:03
SPEAKER_05: The mean one?
16:04
SPEAKER_05: The name like Morable.
16:06
SPEAKER_04: But like Hidmistress.
16:08
SPEAKER_04: I definitely give school marm for sure.
16:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
16:11
SPEAKER_04: But not Stern but dictative.
16:13
SPEAKER_04: Stern but warm.
16:14
SPEAKER_04: Stern but warm.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: Alright, alright, all right.
16:15
SPEAKER_04: I'll give you a Taskmaster but Taskmistress.
16:18
SPEAKER_04: Benevolent, you know?
16:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:20
SPEAKER_04: Now you're a fellow Virgo, also.
16:22
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
16:23
SPEAKER_04: Oh God.
16:23
SPEAKER_04: Oh, we had to see me in the bathroom.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: Today it was gonna be three Virgos against one cancer.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: That would have been cute, but who was a Virgo?
16:30
SPEAKER_04: Eren, who was gonna be on.
16:31
SPEAKER_04: No, Erin's Leo.
16:32
SPEAKER_04: Check it.
16:33
SPEAKER_04: That makes so much more sense.
16:34
SPEAKER_04: Check the detail.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: That makes so much more sense.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: That makes sense.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: A Virgo wouldn't cancel.
16:38
SPEAKER_04: Just kidding.
16:38
SPEAKER_04: We love Eren.
16:39
SPEAKER_04: He'll be back.
16:39
SPEAKER_04: He'll be back.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: We love Aaron.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: We love Eren.
16:41
SPEAKER_04: Bride of the Pod.
16:42
SPEAKER_04: Wow, good to know.
16:43
SPEAKER_04: I didn't realize that.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
16:44
SPEAKER_04: But they they like Virgos.
16:46
SPEAKER_04: I know that much.
16:47
SPEAKER_04: Of guests.
16:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:48
SPEAKER_04: Who doesn't?
16:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, true, true.
16:49
SPEAKER_04: We ask the folks at home watching and listening.
16:51
SPEAKER_04: Who doesn't like a good Virgo?
16:53
SPEAKER_04: Virgo's group.
16:54
SPEAKER_04: Good things to say.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
16:57
SPEAKER_04: You love of Virgo.
16:58
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
16:58
SPEAKER_04: You're our first solo guest.
17:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so I'm gonna have a great, great response to this.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: You know?
17:04
SPEAKER_04: Because so this happens.
17:07
SPEAKER_05: This happens.
17:07
SPEAKER_05: Three people talk on a couch.
17:09
SPEAKER_05: Three people talk about it.
17:11
SPEAKER_04: Experiences happened.
17:13
SPEAKER_04: This happened.
17:13
SPEAKER_04: Blue happens.
17:14
SPEAKER_04: Blue creature.
17:15
SPEAKER_04: This happens.
17:16
SPEAKER_04: Guardian of cutie, cutie orange.
17:18
SPEAKER_04: Citrus lap children.
17:20
SPEAKER_04: Citrus lap girl.
17:21
SPEAKER_04: Just the orange with the blue, are you kidding?
17:23
SPEAKER_05: It happens so good.
17:24
SPEAKER_05: Also, kind of very classic New York, if you think about it.
17:27
SPEAKER_05: Classic New York?
17:28
SPEAKER_04: New York.
17:28
SPEAKER_05: Classic New York.
17:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
17:30
SPEAKER_04: Sure, but also the Chicago Bears.
17:32
SPEAKER_05: Well, it's the they're the colors of New York, blue and orange.
17:34
SPEAKER_05: Really?
17:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, on the state flag.
17:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I don't know that.
17:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:37
SPEAKER_05: I would have guessed.
17:38
SPEAKER_05: Why do you think all the sports teams.
17:39
SPEAKER_05: But anyway, I love New York.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Been here.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: You've been here over 10 years.
17:42
SPEAKER_05: I have been over here over 10 years.
17:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're New Yorkers.
17:43
SPEAKER_05: We're New Yorkers.
17:45
SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
17:45
SPEAKER_04: I would have guessed.
17:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh, can someone give me my drink?
17:48
SPEAKER_04: I would have guessed.
17:49
SPEAKER_05: I'll get it.
17:50
SPEAKER_05: I'll get it.
17:50
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
17:51
SPEAKER_05: I know.
17:51
SPEAKER_05: I just suggested.
17:52
SPEAKER_05: I always suggest to help.
17:54
SPEAKER_05: You should have powers to make that float, though.
17:56
SPEAKER_05: I really should.
17:56
SPEAKER_05: No, no, Peter.
17:57
SPEAKER_05: I never get powers.
17:58
SPEAKER_05: But wait, so you're wearing a Peter Smith original and some fashion over.
18:02
SPEAKER_05: But what is your problem?
18:03
SPEAKER_04: I love to make clothes.
18:04
SPEAKER_04: And then what's my problem?
18:05
SPEAKER_05: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
18:07
SPEAKER_04: My problem?
18:09
SPEAKER_04: I replace all problems with miracles.
18:13
SPEAKER_04: Solutions.
18:16
SPEAKER_05: How do we solve a problem like the jazz next door?
18:18
SPEAKER_04: That's that's that I think is honestly uh unbelievable.
18:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:23
SPEAKER_04: So you know, it's like we can't give the whole pod to them, but we can't do have to check in sometimes because it is again, but also this happens.
18:32
SPEAKER_04: People talk around music for thousands of years.
18:34
SPEAKER_04: Yes, jazz happens.
18:35
SPEAKER_04: Around music music.
18:36
SPEAKER_04: Something organic, something honest about it.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: They're talented.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: They're really going at it.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: They are, they're feeling at it today.
18:42
SPEAKER_04: They're jamming.
18:43
SPEAKER_04: And as a you know, a vocalist, I uh I I I appreciate it.
18:48
SPEAKER_04: They heard your vocal stylings and knock and ask to collab.
18:52
SPEAKER_04: And they got loud.
18:52
SPEAKER_04: And you leave.
18:53
SPEAKER_04: They got louder.
18:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they got louder.
18:54
SPEAKER_04: They turned up the the volumes.
18:56
SPEAKER_04: They're like, there's a whore next door.
18:57
SPEAKER_04: A whore?
18:58
SPEAKER_04: A horn.
19:00
SPEAKER_04: Well, there's a whore next door.
19:01
SPEAKER_04: There's we've got a couple.
19:06
SPEAKER_04: Wait though, really quick.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: Did you know the colors of New York were blue and orange?
19:09
SPEAKER_04: Am I the only person who I guess I now can see, yes, the giants and the nets?
19:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but that's sports.
19:14
SPEAKER_02: I think that too.
19:15
SPEAKER_04: Is it even the nets?
19:16
SPEAKER_05: I mean flag where it's like it's like a lady like in the middle, and then it's like blue, white, and orange.
19:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:22
SPEAKER_04: I would have guessed patina copper would be the Lady Lib?
19:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Lady Lib would be the color of the biggest.
19:28
SPEAKER_04: You are giving Lady Lib.
19:29
SPEAKER_04: You know, I love lib.
19:33
SPEAKER_05: You love lib.
19:34
SPEAKER_05: You love lib.
19:35
SPEAKER_05: I want to.
19:35
SPEAKER_05: I'm a blue liberty.
19:36
SPEAKER_04: This is the lib.
19:37
SPEAKER_04: This is the lib.
19:37
SPEAKER_03: This year is you're as lib as libs are desperate for.
19:40
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah.
19:41
SPEAKER_05: They should be, you know.
19:42
SPEAKER_05: That would be that'd be great for them.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Vote blue no matter who.
19:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
19:48
SPEAKER_04: I've been telling people the address of this is um one liberty's crown, you know.
19:52
SPEAKER_04: Like the address of what?
19:53
SPEAKER_04: This studio.
19:54
SPEAKER_04: I love studio.
19:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so that's where we're at.
19:57
SPEAKER_04: We're in a crown right now.
19:58
SPEAKER_04: This is the interior if you have ever wondered.
20:00
SPEAKER_04: When I used to host a show, it was always the Diet Pepsi Lounge.
20:03
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
20:04
SPEAKER_04: They have these things.
20:05
SPEAKER_04: That's the case.
20:05
SPEAKER_04: Do you like Diet Pepsi?
20:07
SPEAKER_04: Do I like Diet Pepsi?
20:08
SPEAKER_04: No.
20:08
SPEAKER_04: Okay, good.
20:08
SPEAKER_04: Few of.
20:09
SPEAKER_04: My mother was Diet Pepsi.
20:10
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
20:11
SPEAKER_04: Really?
20:12
SPEAKER_04: My ex kind of liked Diet Pepsi.
20:13
SPEAKER_04: It happens.
20:14
SPEAKER_04: It happens.
20:14
SPEAKER_04: It's very Pepsi.
20:15
SPEAKER_04: Every day it happens.
20:16
SPEAKER_04: Maybe that's why it's Pepsi, but it has like a spicy.
20:19
SPEAKER_04: I have more of a bone to pick with Diet Ride.
20:21
SPEAKER_04: And RC Cola.
20:22
SPEAKER_04: Are you familiar with this?
20:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:24
SPEAKER_04: They're like the generic ones?
20:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
20:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I have more of a bone to pick with that.
20:27
SPEAKER_04: Well, go go go in.
20:28
SPEAKER_04: Go off, even.
20:29
SPEAKER_04: Um, you know, thank God I'm here on this couch able to even speak of this.
20:33
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
20:34
SPEAKER_04: True.
20:34
SPEAKER_04: When someone at a restaurant lies and says there's Coca-Cola and they bring you the RC cola from a two-liter.
20:40
SPEAKER_05: They don't even have a gun.
20:41
SPEAKER_05: We know what Coke tastes like.
20:43
SPEAKER_05: We know we know what Coke tastes like.
20:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm an American.
20:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know what Coke tastes like.
20:46
SPEAKER_05: You're a blue-blooded American through and through.
20:49
SPEAKER_04: I would love to do a Coke test because I know I'd kill it.
20:52
SPEAKER_04: A Coke test?
20:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Coke diet.
20:54
SPEAKER_05: Zero Pepsi Diet Pepsi.
20:57
SPEAKER_04: You would kill it.
20:57
SPEAKER_05: I had a zero at work recently and we had talked about it.
21:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're bad.
21:02
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
21:04
SPEAKER_05: I just did that.
21:04
SPEAKER_04: What are you wearing?
21:05
SPEAKER_04: What's your problem?
21:06
SPEAKER_02: I am wearing a designer called Bronx and Banko that I got on the box.
21:09
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Roxon Banko.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: They got toxic and banko.
21:12
SPEAKER_04: It was originally$1,200, which is so overpriced for this.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's really nice fabric and stuff.
21:16
SPEAKER_04: It's like it is overpriced, yeah.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: Boning and all that stuff.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: But I got it on sale, on sale, on sale, on sale, on sale.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: Because I guess I guess the biological women aren't wearing these out too much.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: So no one wanted the no one wanted the huge bow.
21:28
SPEAKER_02: So I made it drag.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: And my problem was Mike wouldn't let me spray paint my hand black.
21:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
21:34
SPEAKER_04: But hey, let you make your body.
21:36
SPEAKER_04: Let me paint my face blue.
21:38
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I let you do that.
21:40
SPEAKER_04: Let me paint my face blue.
21:43
SPEAKER_04: And real.
21:45
SPEAKER_04: Where do they start?
21:46
SPEAKER_04: They overture to gypsy over there.
21:47
SPEAKER_04: It'd be amazing.
21:50
SPEAKER_04: Do you like the cutie?
21:51
SPEAKER_04: Do you like cuties in general?
21:52
SPEAKER_04: Do I like cuties?
21:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:54
SPEAKER_04: In general.
21:55
SPEAKER_04: In general.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:57
SPEAKER_04: But I do love citrus.
21:58
SPEAKER_04: I do love an orange.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: Beautiful.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: Like a clo like a like a true orange.
22:02
SPEAKER_03: Any orange, any citrus.
22:03
SPEAKER_03: May we all have citrus.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: May we all have citrus.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: You know what's really um funny and kind of quite gay of me?
22:10
SPEAKER_02: I think a peeled orange, I used to, when I was a kid, would pretend it was a mini pumpkin.
22:16
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
22:16
SPEAKER_05: Hmm.
22:17
SPEAKER_04: That is quite gay of me.
22:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's whimsical.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: That is pretty gay, huh?
22:20
SPEAKER_04: For a little boy to pretend it's a mini pumpkin.
22:23
SPEAKER_04: That's um.
22:24
SPEAKER_04: I guess it's a little Cinderella code.
22:26
SPEAKER_04: A little Cinderella-based.
22:27
SPEAKER_04: Very um production design coded.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: Very.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: Wouldn't you agree though?
22:32
SPEAKER_04: It's the perfect pumpkin.
22:33
SPEAKER_05: That's exactly the segmenting.
22:35
SPEAKER_05: It's it's you know.
22:36
SPEAKER_05: Oh, because it's sort of like um it's got like segmented.
22:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
22:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_05: It's ribbed.
22:41
SPEAKER_05: But it's but it has but it's not orange anymore.
22:43
SPEAKER_05: It's like white and veiny.
22:45
SPEAKER_05: Hey.
22:46
SPEAKER_05: It's a little orange.
22:47
SPEAKER_04: It's light orange.
22:49
SPEAKER_04: Gourds come in all colors.
22:50
SPEAKER_04: Gourds come in all colors.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: That is true.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: That is true.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
22:54
SPEAKER_04: Many shades of gourd.
22:55
SPEAKER_04: That's my teeny pumpkin story.
22:57
SPEAKER_04: I think it's beautiful.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: I think it speaks volumes to your creativity, your ingenuity.
23:01
SPEAKER_04: And where you've gotten yourself.
23:03
SPEAKER_04: Because I beat myself up over it for years.
23:05
SPEAKER_04: That's a Virgo.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: You gotta stop doing that.
23:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you gotta let it go.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: You are pretending to be Cinderella in elementary school with your clementine carriage.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: What did you pretend to be in elementary school?
23:16
SPEAKER_05: Or did I pretend to be in elementary school?
23:18
SPEAKER_05: What was like a go-to fantasy?
23:19
SPEAKER_04: Um it was fairies for me.
23:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:22
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, I love that.
23:22
SPEAKER_04: It was fairies making potions.
23:24
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
23:25
SPEAKER_04: Mixing juices, calling it laughing potion, laughing juice.
23:29
SPEAKER_05: That's great.
23:31
SPEAKER_04: Um, it was always the fairies.
23:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:34
SPEAKER_04: And yeah, and then I would be a wit I would be a wizard for Halloween every year.
23:39
SPEAKER_04: Just like you'd wear the robe.
23:40
SPEAKER_04: If you can believe it, a long large fabric robe.
23:45
SPEAKER_05: We're at a at a root uh experience here.
23:48
SPEAKER_04: I'm a wizard.
23:49
SPEAKER_05: But you're wearing this big flow.
23:52
SPEAKER_04: You have this gorgeous gown on.
23:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm a wizard.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm pretending you just taper away you're a mermaid today.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: Wizard mermaid.
23:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sure.
24:00
SPEAKER_05: So we should get a mermaid tail on this couch.
24:02
SPEAKER_05: That'd be good.
24:03
SPEAKER_04: That could be me.
24:04
SPEAKER_05: That could be you, yeah.
24:05
SPEAKER_05: One day.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: One day.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:06
SPEAKER_05: You know, I pretended, I had I used to um I must have seen like an anime image of like a vampire with a super long cape or something, like in like fourth or fifth grade.
24:17
SPEAKER_05: So I would take my parents' like king-size bed sheet and I would run around to the backyard with it on, and like I would like spin around and wrap it around my body, and I would stand there and pretend I was a vampire.
24:26
SPEAKER_05: That was like a go-to for me.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: Like big giant long cape.
24:28
SPEAKER_05: That really unlocked something in me.
24:30
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
24:31
SPEAKER_04: I've never maybe I've been a vampire once for Halloween.
24:34
SPEAKER_04: The only memory I have running around.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, I have more no, as I say this, I'm lying.
24:39
SPEAKER_04: Because I'm multiple memories are flooding back.
24:41
SPEAKER_04: But what you reminded me of was when I threw a lawn dart through my foot as a kid in my front yard.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: What's a lawn?
24:48
SPEAKER_04: Lawn dart.
24:48
SPEAKER_04: So you know darts.
24:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:50
SPEAKER_04: Imagine that, but like big thick, and you're throwing them in the air and it's like a giant version.
24:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like a javelin.
24:56
SPEAKER_04: And they were banned in 19 something.
24:59
SPEAKER_04: Really?
24:59
SPEAKER_04: But the guy across the street lured me over there.
25:01
SPEAKER_04: Uh-uh.
25:02
SPEAKER_04: Said, Come in, my basement.
25:03
SPEAKER_04: I got games over there.
25:04
SPEAKER_04: I said yes with my brother.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: We went into my basement.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: I got across the street.
25:08
SPEAKER_04: We leave the lemonade stand, cash, whatever.
25:10
SPEAKER_04: Like, let's go.
25:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: Go into the basement.
25:13
SPEAKER_04: He opens this wall.
25:15
SPEAKER_04: Games, board games.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: And then this big I'm like, what's the biggest?
25:20
SPEAKER_04: No, it was like a like a sliding panel or a yeah, like a no oh uh shingled closet thin door that kind of accordion opened.
25:29
SPEAKER_04: I love the but like the it kind of and it like looks like wood when it's closed, but it's like a piece of vinyl.
25:35
SPEAKER_04: It was that, and I was like, one illusion.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
25:38
SPEAKER_04: I thought that was wood, it's vinyl.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: Second, games behind this facade.
25:42
SPEAKER_04: I get the biggest boxes, lawn darts.
25:44
SPEAKER_04: Next day I'm throwing them into the lawn.
25:46
SPEAKER_04: Early morning.
25:47
SPEAKER_04: Early morning, throwing them into the lawn, saying, if you want to be my lover, oh my god.
25:52
SPEAKER_04: I would chuck it into the lawn and like hit a popping pose, you know, and kind of put my foot forward, and I did it, and I went all across the lawn, and finally I went, if you want to be my lover, and I threw it into the ground and it went straight into my foot.
26:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, because you were kicking at the same time?
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like foot forward and down.
26:10
SPEAKER_04: Oh, and I was like stabbing the earth as the pop of this song.
26:14
SPEAKER_04: I was like, this is choreography.
26:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:17
SPEAKER_04: And then it I I went too far.
26:19
SPEAKER_04: I knew the move was good, and then I just kept going.
26:21
SPEAKER_04: That's hubris.
26:22
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
26:22
SPEAKER_04: And you're eventually gonna be.
26:23
SPEAKER_04: If you want to be my lover, it impales yourself.
26:25
SPEAKER_04: If you want to be my lover hospital, Jesus Christ.
26:29
SPEAKER_04: Hospital uh on my back, leg, foot up for the summer.
26:33
SPEAKER_04: Pointed?
26:34
SPEAKER_04: Was it early in the season?
26:36
SPEAKER_04: Uh it was early in the season.
26:38
unknown: Sorry.
26:38
SPEAKER_04: Look at you now.
26:39
SPEAKER_04: On the couch all summer.
26:41
SPEAKER_04: Look at me now.
26:42
SPEAKER_04: Look at you now.
26:43
SPEAKER_04: And the time, that's my birthday.
26:44
SPEAKER_04: Was it early in the season?
26:45
SPEAKER_04: Look at you now, yeah.
26:46
SPEAKER_04: Look at me now.
26:47
SPEAKER_04: Blue.
26:48
SPEAKER_04: I'm blue.
26:50
SPEAKER_04: But that's my memory of the lawn.
26:51
SPEAKER_04: That's reminding me of like slip and slide.
26:53
SPEAKER_04: Did you, once your impaled leg and body, he's like, did you slip and squake?
26:57
SPEAKER_04: I scraped my chin fucking slip and slide.
26:59
SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
27:00
SPEAKER_05: Isn't it incredible how much abuse you can put your young body through?
27:04
SPEAKER_05: And now, like, I think if I did a slip and slide, I could die.
27:07
SPEAKER_05: Just there's a very high chance.
27:09
SPEAKER_04: I mean, God willing the slip and slide.
27:10
SPEAKER_04: People still doing this?
27:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:11
SPEAKER_04: God willing people are still.
27:12
SPEAKER_04: I have nieces and I know.
27:14
SPEAKER_04: I have nieces and nephews, and they keep like going to kids' parties now, and I'm like, again, like Oh, I thought you were you were reaching.
27:19
SPEAKER_05: I was going for a, I was gonna give you the example.
27:20
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking.
27:21
SPEAKER_04: Okay, you guys hate me.
27:23
SPEAKER_04: You're a niece.
27:24
SPEAKER_04: Shut up, Gina.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: Gina, you're gorgeous.
27:26
SPEAKER_04: You're talking about.
27:27
SPEAKER_04: So we were talking over your story about your niece.
27:29
SPEAKER_04: And I don't know if we need to hear because it reminded me of a story that I had about a children's party that I hosted where I made a slip and slide because I didn't we didn't.
27:38
SPEAKER_04: My parents were like, we're what what?
27:39
SPEAKER_04: No.
27:39
SPEAKER_04: Tarp.
27:40
SPEAKER_04: Get a tarp.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: We had a tarp, and I was like, well, it's fine because we have a tarp.
27:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:43
SPEAKER_04: So we got a tarp, got the hose on it, got it wet.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: And then I was like, well, we need whipped cream.
27:48
SPEAKER_04: So we got cans of whipped cream and it was a bunch of kids with like whipped cream all over ourselves.
27:52
SPEAKER_04: I loved it.
27:52
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
27:53
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
27:55
SPEAKER_04: We need whipped cream.
27:56
SPEAKER_04: It's like fucked up.
27:56
SPEAKER_04: That's a little fucked up.
27:58
SPEAKER_04: And as young, I was like, this is a mess, creative.
28:01
SPEAKER_04: Like, let's just get dirty.
28:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:03
SPEAKER_04: What an opportunity to make.
28:05
SPEAKER_04: Let's just like put whipped cream on ourselves and hose off.
28:07
SPEAKER_04: I said, this is an opportunity.
28:09
SPEAKER_04: Could have been shaving cream, but whipped is better.
28:10
SPEAKER_04: I said, let's get the ready whip.
28:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:12
SPEAKER_04: Let's get the ready whip out.
28:14
SPEAKER_04: And it was kids just like in whipped cream, mostly girls, if you can imagine.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: Sounds good.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: I was friends with mostly women.
28:20
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
28:21
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: Same.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: Somehow same.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Same.
28:25
SPEAKER_05: I had a lot of girlfriends, yeah.
28:26
SPEAKER_05: But I had a lot of, I had a lot of guy friends too, but and then a lot, and almost all of them turned out to be gay.
28:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:31
SPEAKER_05: Uh, coincidentally.
28:32
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that funny?
28:33
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that funny?
28:34
SPEAKER_04: Same.
28:34
SPEAKER_04: How did that be one of those two, definitely?
28:36
SPEAKER_05: Find each other.
28:37
SPEAKER_05: Multiple.
28:38
SPEAKER_04: Happy enough.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: Multiple.
28:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:40
SPEAKER_05: Uh well, should we take a quick break, refreshen up, and then come back in with some idiotic games?
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's do it.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: See you right back.
28:49
unknown: Bye.
28:56
SPEAKER_05: And we're back on the Big County Couch.
28:59
SPEAKER_05: Welcome back, everyone.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: Hi.
29:03
SPEAKER_04: We're talking about uh Peter Smith having dishwater brown hair.
29:08
SPEAKER_02: Which is great.
29:09
SPEAKER_02: We are one of my favorite wig colors.
29:11
SPEAKER_04: I'm the dirtiest blonde in show business.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: They really are.
29:15
SPEAKER_04: You've heard it here first.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: Um, but I do love that color.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: It's like almost green in a way.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: Love it.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, the blue is making it kind of green.
29:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't know what the you know.
29:24
SPEAKER_04: Color is amazing.
29:25
SPEAKER_04: You put a color next to a card now.
29:27
SPEAKER_04: Don't get me started on color theory.
29:29
SPEAKER_04: Get started on color theory.
29:30
SPEAKER_04: You and De Risdi.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: Well Ewan DeRisdi.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: All I can say is go Akers.
29:37
SPEAKER_02: Fucking luck.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: I forgot my ball.
29:39
SPEAKER_04: Oh, your basketball.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: I have a soccer ball purse.
29:43
SPEAKER_04: You do?
29:43
SPEAKER_04: It's up here, though.
29:45
SPEAKER_04: Before people, no offense.
29:46
SPEAKER_04: You've seen them pop up, the soccer ball uh cross bodies, but I was.
29:50
SPEAKER_04: I have not seen them pop up.
29:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, we will soon.
29:52
SPEAKER_04: They're blowing up ever since I fucking got one years ago.
29:55
SPEAKER_04: Way before the trend.
29:56
SPEAKER_05: You're always ahead of the trend, darling.
30:00
SPEAKER_04: Ahead of the trend.
30:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:02
SPEAKER_04: I pulled out a white eyebrow before we started.
30:06
SPEAKER_04: But that's an omen.
30:07
SPEAKER_04: For the folks at home.
30:07
SPEAKER_04: And I said that was good.
30:08
SPEAKER_05: That's good luck.
30:09
SPEAKER_04: Well, here we are.
30:10
SPEAKER_04: So is a white pube.
30:11
SPEAKER_04: Different than a grape.
30:13
SPEAKER_04: I haven't seen.
30:13
SPEAKER_05: Have you seen a white pube?
30:15
SPEAKER_05: No.
30:16
SPEAKER_05: I don't think I've had a white pube.
30:17
SPEAKER_05: Like in like have I encountered a white pube?
30:20
SPEAKER_05: Or have I have I grown a white pube?
30:21
SPEAKER_04: A single one on your person.
30:23
SPEAKER_05: Not yet.
30:23
SPEAKER_05: No.
30:24
SPEAKER_04: Well, we wait here.
30:25
SPEAKER_05: We'll wait here until I'm like, I can feel it.
30:28
SPEAKER_04: It's almost.
30:29
SPEAKER_04: There we go.
30:30
SPEAKER_04: We got it.
30:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:30
SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the couch.
30:32
SPEAKER_04: Single gray pube.
30:34
SPEAKER_02: Is that topiary going south?
30:36
SPEAKER_05: Leaning a little bit, but I think it looks okay from the case.
30:39
SPEAKER_04: The topiary had one of the your cocktails that you made.
30:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, sorry.
30:42
SPEAKER_03: Let me just say here for the folks at home, there's a heavy pour happening.
30:46
SPEAKER_04: Usually it would be me.
30:47
SPEAKER_04: I'm surprised.
30:48
SPEAKER_05: I was given a toxic dosage of tequila.
30:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:54
SPEAKER_04: How come I never get that?
30:56
SPEAKER_02: Um I get the placebo.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:59
SPEAKER_05: I get the tight end.
31:00
SPEAKER_05: I keep you guys keep you tight and they keep the guests loose.
31:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:04
SPEAKER_04: You get the sugar pills.
31:06
SPEAKER_05: You're just getting those glucose pills.
31:08
SPEAKER_05: Um do we want to do one of our classic games?
31:11
SPEAKER_05: I think we've I think we should do divas on a cliff.
31:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
31:14
SPEAKER_05: Because we have the diva share.
31:17
SPEAKER_05: On a precipice of the couch.
31:18
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
31:18
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
31:19
SPEAKER_05: So we've never done divas on a cliff before.
31:21
SPEAKER_05: I know.
31:21
SPEAKER_05: I could have been doing a little like this.
31:24
SPEAKER_05: We've never done this before.
31:26
SPEAKER_05: Can you explain it?
31:27
SPEAKER_02: It's four of your fabulous divas, and you have to choose.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, they're on a cliff.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: You can only save one.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: I pictured like a gib jab, not to talk about jib jab, but remember the like jib jab yesterday.
31:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
31:40
SPEAKER_06: Really?
31:40
SPEAKER_02: You were talking about jib jabs?
31:41
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
31:41
SPEAKER_05: You are very jib jab.
31:43
SPEAKER_05: Like totally.
31:44
SPEAKER_05: Like like the your proportions, like I could see your head on a gib jab very easily.
31:49
SPEAKER_05: Totally, totally.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: But I see like a graphic of like the divas like on a cliff.
31:53
SPEAKER_02: That's where you're jib jab, yeah.
31:55
SPEAKER_02: And then they scream.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: It's a little girl scream.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah.
31:58
SPEAKER_02: We keep talking about graphics and bits and like stingers and all these things that we'll never find.
32:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:03
SPEAKER_02: We won't add it.
32:04
SPEAKER_04: It's just fun to talk.
32:07
SPEAKER_04: They might say one.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: We don't know if they die.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: We're just shoving them off a cliff.
32:09
SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay, okay.
32:10
SPEAKER_04: But um, so yeah, this is the first time we've ever done it.
32:13
SPEAKER_04: I would have loved a little um prep time?
32:16
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, same.
32:17
SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
32:19
SPEAKER_05: Well, here's the amazing thing about editing.
32:21
SPEAKER_05: We can take all the time we want, and it's gonna look so tight when we put it all together.
32:25
SPEAKER_05: So we can think and then we'll tighter than my arms and these glives.
32:28
SPEAKER_05: Jeez, I I woke up to new delts.
32:31
SPEAKER_05: You really, you really did.
32:32
SPEAKER_05: We were delta dawned.
32:33
SPEAKER_05: We were pulling this all together today, and it was like, whoa, what the incarnation?
32:39
SPEAKER_04: Why are you swole?
32:40
SPEAKER_04: How are you doing it?
32:41
SPEAKER_04: What is what's the move?
32:42
SPEAKER_04: I'm just exploding for whatever reason.
32:45
SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay.
32:45
SPEAKER_04: I go to the gym.
32:46
SPEAKER_04: June is busting out all over.
32:49
SPEAKER_02: I go to the gym once in a while, but I'm just I don't know.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: All right.
32:53
SPEAKER_04: I guess maybe it might be time for some cardio girls.
32:57
SPEAKER_06: I love the response of just all right, go off.
33:00
SPEAKER_04: I know the answer is no.
33:02
SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's all right.
33:03
SPEAKER_04: I don't know why I'm rapidly expanding through you.
33:05
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
33:06
SPEAKER_04: I hear you.
33:07
SPEAKER_04: She gets bigger every episode.
33:08
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's just the premise.
33:10
SPEAKER_04: You know, you'll get bigger and bigger, and that's great.
33:12
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
33:13
SPEAKER_05: Until you take up the entire couch, we won't be satisfied.
33:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:16
SPEAKER_05: Uh so divas.
33:18
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
33:18
SPEAKER_05: Should we?
33:19
SPEAKER_05: I know it's we always when we do these, we go food, but it's easy to be girls.
33:23
SPEAKER_05: It should be girls, because I thought divas could be anything.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, even boys.
33:26
SPEAKER_05: Divas could be boys, yeah.
33:27
SPEAKER_05: Oh, even anything.
33:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:29
SPEAKER_05: Because I thought it could be like cake, pie.
33:31
SPEAKER_04: Oh, fun.
33:32
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
33:32
SPEAKER_05: Uh ice cream and something else.
33:35
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
33:36
SPEAKER_05: Something like that.
33:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm thinking Doritos.
33:39
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
33:39
SPEAKER_05: Fritos.
33:40
SPEAKER_05: Cheetos.
33:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:42
SPEAKER_05: And Lay's.
33:43
SPEAKER_04: Well, is there another Ito?
33:45
SPEAKER_05: Take it.
33:45
SPEAKER_05: Tostitos?
33:46
SPEAKER_05: Tostitos.
33:47
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
33:48
SPEAKER_05: So Fritos, Cheetos, Fritos.
33:50
SPEAKER_05: Tonoa Diva.
33:51
SPEAKER_05: Tostitos.
33:51
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
33:52
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
33:52
SPEAKER_04: That's a that's a spell.
33:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it is a spell.
33:54
SPEAKER_04: Doritos.
33:55
SPEAKER_04: All right, who's getting shoved?
33:56
SPEAKER_04: I just crossed dissolve away.
33:58
SPEAKER_04: Forever.
33:58
SPEAKER_04: My bow is left.
34:00
SPEAKER_04: We got rid of her.
34:01
SPEAKER_04: Tostitos.
34:02
SPEAKER_04: Kill her off.
34:02
SPEAKER_04: Kill me off.
34:03
SPEAKER_04: So who gets shoved first?
34:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, see, I always think you save one diva and the r the rest go.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's the one.
34:09
SPEAKER_02: That's the jib jab.
34:10
SPEAKER_02: It's the swipe for me.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: It's the Mario Party.
34:12
SPEAKER_04: It's the Mario Party.
34:13
SPEAKER_02: It's the.
34:14
SPEAKER_05: Because I thought it was, I thought it was you remove one until the final.
34:18
SPEAKER_04: You were like, I thought this bit was eight minutes, and you're like, it's two minutes.
34:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
34:22
SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm hearing about.
34:22
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, it's rapid fire, two minutes.
34:24
SPEAKER_04: Miss show.
34:24
SPEAKER_05: But let's do your version.
34:25
SPEAKER_05: Let's do your version.
34:26
SPEAKER_05: So who who's who survives?
34:28
SPEAKER_05: Doritos.
34:28
SPEAKER_05: Doritos.
34:29
SPEAKER_05: Tostitos.
34:31
SPEAKER_04: I mean, they're close.
34:32
SPEAKER_04: Just a plain Tostitos.
34:34
SPEAKER_04: Just a plain.
34:34
SPEAKER_04: That's honestly probably smart.
34:36
SPEAKER_04: I like a blank canvas.
34:37
SPEAKER_04: I then we can doctor these up any way we want.
34:39
SPEAKER_04: We can doctor these up.
34:40
SPEAKER_04: You've got a spice cabinet.
34:42
SPEAKER_04: These can be Doritos and then make it.
34:43
SPEAKER_04: Make your own hint of lime.
34:44
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
34:45
SPEAKER_04: Hint of lime should really be hintier.
34:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's heavy-handed.
34:49
SPEAKER_04: That's a heavy lime.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: No, no, it should be.
34:51
SPEAKER_02: No, I want more.
34:52
SPEAKER_02: You want more?
34:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, hint of line.
34:53
SPEAKER_04: I think the hint would be smaller.
34:55
SPEAKER_04: Hint of lime, the secret ingredient is milk.
34:57
SPEAKER_04: Do you know this?
34:58
SPEAKER_04: Really?
34:58
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
34:59
SPEAKER_04: I know there's dairy in it.
35:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the milk powder.
35:01
SPEAKER_04: Do you know if you dip them in sour cream, the little green dots become blue and you see all the dye?
35:06
SPEAKER_02: Ew.
35:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:08
SPEAKER_02: That's a mix.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Why am I growing?
35:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm eating sour cream.
35:11
SPEAKER_04: I'm wrist deep at sour cream.
35:14
SPEAKER_04: Every day I'm bigger and every night I eat a tub of sour cream.
35:18
SPEAKER_04: I just eat a gallon of sour cream every day.
35:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:21
SPEAKER_04: Per usual.
35:23
SPEAKER_04: That's whatever.
35:24
SPEAKER_04: Don't you want them a little hintier?
35:25
SPEAKER_04: I already know that the flavor, it's like I'm not gonna expect anything from a Tostito, you know?
35:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:30
SPEAKER_04: But you will save them.
35:31
SPEAKER_04: How did I spell?
35:32
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
35:33
SPEAKER_04: Just a good shivering on you as long as it's on you.
35:35
SPEAKER_01: Afraid I'm gonna offend the Tostitos community.
35:39
SPEAKER_05: There's a strong, proud Tostitos.
35:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
35:42
SPEAKER_04: We're owned by Frito Lay.
35:43
SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, the umbrella.
35:44
SPEAKER_04: You're giving them free space right now.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is SpawnCon.
35:47
SPEAKER_04: Yes, at the end of the day.
35:48
SPEAKER_04: And they're listening, you know, they're listening.
35:50
SPEAKER_04: Well 11 directly to Mr.
35:52
SPEAKER_04: See Dorito Doritos for me.
35:54
SPEAKER_04: Again, the Tostito can become a Dorito if you have a spice cabinet.
35:58
SPEAKER_04: Right.
35:58
SPEAKER_04: The Frito, sure, that's specific, but that's also corn fried.
36:02
SPEAKER_04: So that's a Tostito is kind of a more of a canvas than the Frito.
36:06
SPEAKER_04: You're so round.
36:07
SPEAKER_04: Depending on part of the country, depending on wherever you are.
36:09
SPEAKER_05: A Frito and a Cheeto, they're very kind of place, they're site specific.
36:13
SPEAKER_04: Well, Cheeto is a, you know, kind of a one.
36:16
SPEAKER_05: One and two.
36:17
SPEAKER_04: There's nothing like it.
36:18
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
36:19
SPEAKER_04: I think, right?
36:19
SPEAKER_04: Am I wrong?
36:20
SPEAKER_05: No, I I think you're right.
36:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:21
SPEAKER_04: Whereas the Dorito is a flavored toast, you know, tortilla chip.
36:26
SPEAKER_04: Right, yeah.
36:26
SPEAKER_04: And the Frito is just a puffed corn, fried corn treat.
36:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:32
SPEAKER_04: And then you've got this again, maybe it's corn, but coated in cheese dust.
36:36
SPEAKER_04: And that to me is.
36:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, probably.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: I think it's probably puffed corn.
36:40
SPEAKER_04: I think ultimately they're all corn.
36:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, probably.
36:43
SPEAKER_04: Probably puffed corn.
36:43
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to be a corn.
36:45
SPEAKER_04: I love a jax.
36:46
SPEAKER_04: That's a cheese curl brand.
36:47
SPEAKER_04: A jax?
36:48
SPEAKER_04: Wait, no, you're from what state?
36:50
SPEAKER_04: You're from I'm from New York.
36:51
SPEAKER_04: You're both from the East Coast.
36:53
SPEAKER_04: Miss Rhode Island.
36:54
SPEAKER_04: You're from Broadway Royalty.
36:55
SPEAKER_04: You're Miss Rhode Island 2007.
36:57
SPEAKER_04: 2007 and then 2000.
36:58
SPEAKER_04: 2017 and then 2011, Miss.
37:02
SPEAKER_04: What?
37:02
SPEAKER_04: Miss Blue and Orange.
37:04
SPEAKER_02: You won twice.
37:05
SPEAKER_04: Teen to adult.
37:06
SPEAKER_04: You can win twice.
37:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, there's a chance to do it.
37:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you can uh win twice for sure.
37:10
SPEAKER_04: Um just ask.
37:13
SPEAKER_04: I don't even know.
37:14
SPEAKER_02: Just ask me.
37:14
SPEAKER_02: Who won who's gonna be able to do that?
37:15
SPEAKER_02: Just ask me and I'll tell you.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
37:17
SPEAKER_05: Wait, wasn't who who was dating Joe Jonas?
37:20
SPEAKER_05: Wasn't she a uh wasn't Oh, Olivia Culpo.
37:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, did she win twice?
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Yes, she did.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: No, no, she didn't.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: She won once.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: Never did a pageant.
37:27
SPEAKER_02: This was a local girl from Cranston, Rhode Island.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: She did a pageant once, won Miss Rhode Island, won Miss USA, and then went on to win Miss Universe.
37:35
SPEAKER_02: So her title technically is Miss Cranston Universe, which is so funny to me because I'm from Cranston.
37:40
SPEAKER_02: It's like Cranston's like a trashy little like pretend to be rich town, like whatever.
37:45
SPEAKER_04: She did that one swoop.
37:46
SPEAKER_04: One swoop, they did, yeah.
37:48
SPEAKER_04: She just never stopped going up.
37:49
SPEAKER_05: And she and she dated a Jonas, which is arguably the biggest prize of all.
37:53
SPEAKER_05: Which one did you say?
37:54
SPEAKER_05: I thought it was Joe, right?
37:55
SPEAKER_05: Or was it Nick?
37:56
SPEAKER_05: I hope it was fun.
37:58
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
37:58
SPEAKER_04: Maybe she didn't even date a Jonas.
38:00
SPEAKER_04: No, she did.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was Nick, the hot one.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: Nick one.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
38:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but yeah, Miss Cranston Universe.
38:08
SPEAKER_02: That should be my handle.
38:08
SPEAKER_05: Is that how it works?
38:09
SPEAKER_05: It's your first title and then your latest title.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it actually carries on to like when you're universe.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it does.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: It's like Miss Cranston Rhode Island.
38:17
SPEAKER_02: Miss Jenny's.
38:18
SPEAKER_05: You are Miss Cranston Universe.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: Miss Exactly.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that should be my fucking handle.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Miss Cranston Universe.
38:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: Should we put some Jennifer's on a cliff?
38:27
SPEAKER_05: Sh oh we can do Jennifer's.
38:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:29
SPEAKER_05: I think we can okay.
38:30
SPEAKER_05: We can do Jennifer Lopez.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: Hudson.
38:34
SPEAKER_05: Jennifer Hudson.
38:35
SPEAKER_05: Jennifer Lawrence.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: And Jennifer Garner.
38:40
SPEAKER_05: Lopez Hudson.
38:42
SPEAKER_05: Lopez Hudson.
38:44
SPEAKER_05: Fucking easy.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: But now on this one, I kinda wanna go all like do your version.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: Like one, two, three, send a one.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: One by one.
38:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:50
SPEAKER_05: Who's going first?
38:51
SPEAKER_05: If you gotta chop one.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: Should we all say it at the same time?
38:54
SPEAKER_02: Wait, let me think.
38:54
SPEAKER_02: I know.
38:56
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
38:56
SPEAKER_05: Three.
38:57
SPEAKER_05: We need a little jazz.
38:58
SPEAKER_05: Three, two, one, garner.
39:01
SPEAKER_05: Lorenz.
39:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
39:03
SPEAKER_05: We're all you said Lopez, you said Garner.
39:06
SPEAKER_05: And you said Lawrence.
39:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
39:08
SPEAKER_05: I said Lopez.
39:09
SPEAKER_05: You said Lawrence.
39:10
SPEAKER_05: Okay, well let's let's let's break it down, girls.
39:13
SPEAKER_02: I just have had it with J Lo and I I saw her This Is Me Now.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: I was so confused.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was like a movie.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: I if she had just advertised it as like a visual album, I would have gone into it with a different lens and like just received it for what it was, which is a pile of kooky garbage.
39:29
SPEAKER_05: I don't think she even knew what she made.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: And then I found out it was self-funded, and I was like, Jay, girl.
39:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh she poured 20 mil into it for no reason, and it's like, what's going on?
39:40
SPEAKER_02: You're gone.
39:41
SPEAKER_05: I mean, she's she is one of a kind at the end of the day.
39:44
SPEAKER_05: Like to come out with This Is Me Now, that like who else could possibly do that?
39:51
SPEAKER_04: I thought she already had the This Is Me Now.
39:53
SPEAKER_05: I think I think she's had it seven times.
39:55
SPEAKER_04: She had This Is Me, I think.
39:56
SPEAKER_04: She had This Is Me, but then I swear there was a This Is Me dot dot dot dot dot.
39:59
SPEAKER_04: I saw a clip of her where she's like, no one's asking for the new JLo album.
40:03
SPEAKER_04: No one's asking for this.
40:04
SPEAKER_04: That was our really good.
40:04
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, okay.
40:06
SPEAKER_04: That was redeeming.
40:07
SPEAKER_04: I saw that too.
40:07
SPEAKER_04: I was like, actually.
40:08
SPEAKER_04: I haven't seen the film.
40:12
SPEAKER_04: Which I think we're gonna call it a film.
40:13
SPEAKER_04: You should.
40:13
SPEAKER_04: You should.
40:14
SPEAKER_04: I need you to.
40:14
SPEAKER_04: I saw her face a couple weeks ago, and she's gorgeous.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: She is gorgeous.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: In candlelight, eating food, and I said, Okay, you're eating food and you look gorgeous.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: You saw her in person.
40:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
40:23
SPEAKER_04: Slow sideways.
40:24
SPEAKER_02: And that forehead was contoured to filth.
40:26
SPEAKER_04: Lovely.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: Beaten the Scott Barnes.
40:29
SPEAKER_04: That hairline stamp.
40:31
SPEAKER_04: Blended into the forehead.
40:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she coined the contour head.
40:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's beautiful.
40:37
SPEAKER_04: It's beautiful.
40:38
SPEAKER_04: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: Did you get a glimpse of what she was having?
40:41
SPEAKER_03: No, I really was like, look at the face, don't look at the food.
40:44
SPEAKER_04: Who cares about the food?
40:45
SPEAKER_04: Look at the fucking face.
40:46
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
40:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:47
SPEAKER_05: So I did.
40:48
SPEAKER_05: Made the right call.
40:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, thank you.
40:49
SPEAKER_04: You said who?
40:50
SPEAKER_05: I said Garner.
40:52
SPEAKER_05: Garner.
40:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: Well, why?
40:54
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I love her too.
40:55
SPEAKER_05: And also Alias is top-tier late 90s, early 2000s television.
41:01
SPEAKER_05: And she was D.Va and mother for being in that show.
41:04
SPEAKER_05: But at this point in time, I do think we've received all we can from from Garner.
41:10
SPEAKER_04: And it's credit card uh commercials.
41:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:13
SPEAKER_04: I like her.
41:14
SPEAKER_04: She's really in, you know, big business.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: She is, yeah.
41:17
SPEAKER_04: She's really in, like, yeah.
41:19
SPEAKER_05: I guess well in that sense.
41:20
SPEAKER_05: Credit card commercials.
41:21
SPEAKER_05: I mean, like, if she is only giving us credit card commercials from now on, then I guess she can stay.
41:28
SPEAKER_05: Because like that's all you want from her?
41:31
SPEAKER_05: I want well I want 30 going on 60.
41:33
SPEAKER_05: Citrus.
41:34
SPEAKER_05: Oh, she's gonna come out with 30 going on 60.
41:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she's gonna come out with something any any second now, I'm sure.
41:40
SPEAKER_05: Now that like Mean Girls remake musical has happened and everything's being well, her daughter was wearing a free Palestine sweatshirt.
41:48
SPEAKER_04: Good for her.
41:49
SPEAKER_04: Citrus Affleck, whatever her name is.
41:51
SPEAKER_04: Citrus.
41:52
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, she is an Affleck, isn't she?
41:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's crazy.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: Which is the Jennifer Lopez connection.
41:56
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
41:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
41:58
SPEAKER_04: That's why I said Lawrence.
41:59
SPEAKER_04: I said, I want to see those two foot, you know, have to deal with each other for one round.
42:02
SPEAKER_05: Lawrence and Lopez?
42:03
SPEAKER_05: No, Lawrence goes first so that Garner and Lopez have to talk.
42:06
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:07
SPEAKER_05: Leave them on the cliff together.
42:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
42:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
42:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that would be great, actually.
42:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, yeah.
42:10
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I know who I'm descending off last, but I definitely would save Garner and Lopez to have that conversation.
42:17
SPEAKER_04: That's but I'm sure they get along fine.
42:19
SPEAKER_04: I know.
42:20
SPEAKER_04: I think they probably think they would have to.
42:22
SPEAKER_04: I think they're, you know, I think they would have to.
42:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:24
SPEAKER_04: They start talking about Ben.
42:25
SPEAKER_04: They start chit talking, they're bonding over Ben, hitting on Gen.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: It's enough with the Duncan.
42:31
SPEAKER_03: Give up the Duncan.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: I would yeah, that's why I would kick off Lawrence.
42:34
SPEAKER_03: Because also Jay Hud.
42:35
SPEAKER_04: Is she your last?
42:36
SPEAKER_04: J Hud's the last.
42:37
SPEAKER_04: Really?
42:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:39
SPEAKER_04: I think if we're talking about gonna save J Hud for the on the cliff.
42:43
SPEAKER_04: If we're talking raw talent, if we're talking, yeah, deserving of life, then I think if we're talking on a cliff with no microphone, no Photoshop, no team, no glam, no credit card company.
42:57
SPEAKER_04: She's getting the hand.
42:58
SPEAKER_04: No fashion house contract.
43:02
SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be Jennifer Hudson who's able to just have talent sons.
43:08
SPEAKER_04: The glitz and the glom.
43:09
SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
43:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:10
SPEAKER_04: And that is what I agree.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: I think she's last for me too because she's not uh she's never done anything that like has offended me or anything.
43:16
SPEAKER_05: But wait, we have to do super talented.
43:18
SPEAKER_05: We have to agree on the order, though, because it just is funnier to talk about who dies first.
43:22
SPEAKER_05: So who Lawrence Lopez Garner?
43:24
SPEAKER_02: I guess Lawrence.
43:25
SPEAKER_02: I used to hate Lawrence.
43:26
SPEAKER_05: So Lawrence first.
43:28
SPEAKER_05: She her clic cliff crumbled.
43:30
SPEAKER_04: Because she was just so like performatively like rude for like as a personality.
43:34
SPEAKER_02: Jennifer Lawrence?
43:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, at first.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Now she's chilled out, but I felt like it was so like I'm relatable because I'm a little like brassy body rude.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:43
SPEAKER_05: So we have Winter's Bone.
43:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
43:44
SPEAKER_02: Silver linings.
43:46
SPEAKER_02: Silver linings.
43:48
SPEAKER_05: Uh okay, so Lawrence gone.
43:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
43:50
SPEAKER_05: And then who's second?
43:52
SPEAKER_05: Gone?
43:52
SPEAKER_05: Uh, we're saying Garner.
43:55
SPEAKER_05: Or we're saying Lopez.
43:56
SPEAKER_04: Garner, I've seen some TikToks where she's giving some tips.
44:00
SPEAKER_04: She's got life hacks.
44:01
SPEAKER_04: I think she's like a functioning mother.
44:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:04
SPEAKER_04: So that's like a functioning mother that actually kind of is interested in being a mom and being good at it.
44:10
SPEAKER_04: And like creative and sort of Martha Stewart energy.
44:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:14
SPEAKER_04: Because I've seen some TikToks where it's like, wow, that's I'm learning.
44:18
SPEAKER_04: You're so rich, and you're able to like think these things and also execute them.
44:23
SPEAKER_04: And then now you're sharing them with us, and some intern is editing this video to then communicate that like you can put your colored pen, you know, some thing.
44:31
SPEAKER_06: I don't even remember what it was.
44:32
SPEAKER_06: I hope it's going back to the case.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: So I would like to maybe um, I don't know, talk to her for like a couple minutes before I push her off.
44:41
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so then Yeah, she seems normal and cool, and I'm gonna hang out for one second.
44:44
SPEAKER_05: So Lawrence's gone.
44:46
SPEAKER_05: Then Lopez gone.
44:49
SPEAKER_05: I for me, why not?
44:51
SPEAKER_05: And then we've got we've got Garner and Hudson, and then Garner's gone.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: Finger by finger for no reason.
45:00
SPEAKER_04: And Hudson's left.
45:02
SPEAKER_04: She's saved.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: That's my vote.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
45:04
SPEAKER_04: Now it's just horrific game.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: We skip all the other rounds.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: It's just Jennifer Hudson and a bag of Tostitos, and we're like, this is really hard.
45:12
SPEAKER_04: This is really hard.
45:13
SPEAKER_04: We're like, gosh.
45:14
SPEAKER_04: Is there Wi-Fi up here?
45:16
SPEAKER_04: She's like, it's getting hard to hold.
45:18
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's diva's on a cliff, I guess.
45:20
SPEAKER_05: Only two rounds.
45:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's two rounds.
45:22
SPEAKER_05: One more.
45:22
SPEAKER_05: What would the third be?
45:23
SPEAKER_05: Um, we did Jennifer.
45:25
SPEAKER_05: We did we did chips who did Jennifer's.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: Feel free to toss one in the ring.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:29
SPEAKER_05: A diva or four.
45:31
SPEAKER_05: Why not colors?
45:32
SPEAKER_05: Okay, beautiful.
45:34
SPEAKER_04: Let's do let's do blue, tertiary, secondary, purple.
45:37
SPEAKER_04: Purple.
45:38
SPEAKER_05: What did you say?
45:38
SPEAKER_05: Blue, pink, yellow, and purple.
45:40
SPEAKER_05: Because that's what we've got on the couch.
45:41
SPEAKER_04: Blue, pink, yes, and you're the cliff, brown earth.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
45:45
SPEAKER_05: Blue, pink, yellow, and purple.
45:46
SPEAKER_05: I know I'm saying.
45:48
SPEAKER_04: What are you saying?
45:49
SPEAKER_04: Purple first for me.
45:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:51
SPEAKER_04: Purple for me first, despite often wearing it on the show.
45:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I would.
45:55
SPEAKER_02: Accidentally, it's always an accident.
45:56
SPEAKER_05: Purple falls first.
45:57
SPEAKER_04: I could do that.
45:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I could agree with that.
45:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
46:01
SPEAKER_04: And then So far, so good.
46:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
46:03
SPEAKER_04: I mean.
46:04
SPEAKER_05: Then yellow.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was gonna say then yellow.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Do you agree?
46:07
SPEAKER_02: No.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: It's down.
46:07
SPEAKER_03: It's so horrible to push colors off of a cliff.
46:10
SPEAKER_05: This is rough.
46:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
46:11
SPEAKER_05: Hard and then cry.
46:13
SPEAKER_05: Well, but see, here's the thing.
46:14
SPEAKER_05: If you get rid of yellow, then you're left with pink and blue, which is ultimately one of the biggest questions of our time.
46:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so what I've been asking myself.
46:22
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm kidding.
46:22
SPEAKER_04: I haven't asked a long time.
46:25
SPEAKER_04: Given up asking for a long, long time ago.
46:27
SPEAKER_04: Same money.
46:27
SPEAKER_04: Pinker blue, pink or blue, pinker blue.
46:28
SPEAKER_04: It's much more fun.
46:29
SPEAKER_04: Um so I would then so if it's purple, then yellow.
46:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:33
SPEAKER_04: I would then say it.
46:36
SPEAKER_04: I as I'm wearing it, I think I would do blue next and then have pink be final.
46:40
SPEAKER_05: I grew up in a pink house.
46:42
SPEAKER_05: I kind of think I agree.
46:44
SPEAKER_05: And I'm the biggest blue, I'm I'm the biggest blue guy on earth.
46:49
SPEAKER_05: Like I would live my life in blue.
46:51
SPEAKER_05: This is my my dream.
46:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm the biggest blue woman.
46:54
SPEAKER_05: But I but I think if you have to choose between the two of them, if you're talking about like potential, if you're talking about like where they go, you know, in their lives, I think pink goes further.
47:07
SPEAKER_05: I'm like They've got more to live for than blue.
47:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, pink is the sunset, sunrise.
47:13
SPEAKER_04: I know.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I love pink, it's one of my favorite colors.
47:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think pink is so so good.
47:18
SPEAKER_02: But ultimately, I would say blue lasts.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: You know, there is you know, I will hit a limit with pink, like how much I want to see or totally, you know, and I think blue is Do you hit a limit with blue?
47:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
47:28
SPEAKER_04: I grew up today.
47:31
SPEAKER_04: I grew up in a pink house.
47:32
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
47:33
SPEAKER_04: Wow, and everyone would be like, you live in the Barbie house, and I didn't really get it.
47:36
SPEAKER_04: Like, I knew I was maybe supposed to be offended.
47:39
SPEAKER_04: The layers of gender of like, well, if I was a boy, I'm supposed to be offended, but I'm not so you're like not offended, but I you're maybe trying to be mean to me.
47:49
SPEAKER_04: So I'm still like getting your mean to me.
47:51
SPEAKER_04: Like it's a huge compliment nowadays.
47:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, now I'm like, yeah, I live in the fucking Barbie house.
47:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, big pink house.
47:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: Old rickety ass, but I love a pink house.
48:01
SPEAKER_04: That's like Victorian or like uh wow, it's so gorgeous.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: But beautiful pink.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:08
SPEAKER_04: You're Barbie.
48:10
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
48:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
48:12
SPEAKER_04: Blue.
48:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, blue gorgeous.
48:15
SPEAKER_04: Bluebee.
48:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm blueby.
48:16
SPEAKER_04: I'm it blue bee bitch.
48:17
SPEAKER_04: Violet, you're turning violet, violet.
48:19
SPEAKER_04: I know, and it's like not violet.
48:20
SPEAKER_04: It's blue.
48:21
SPEAKER_04: She was blue.
48:21
SPEAKER_04: She was blue.
48:22
SPEAKER_04: She was blue.
48:23
SPEAKER_04: Let her be violet.
48:24
SPEAKER_04: Was she even violent in like a kink?
48:26
SPEAKER_04: There's like a blueberry fetish.
48:29
SPEAKER_05: Because like you inflate like violet?
48:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:31
SPEAKER_05: That definitely turned a lot of people on the something, I'm sure.
48:35
SPEAKER_05: Huh?
48:35
SPEAKER_05: Did it?
48:36
SPEAKER_04: I think you're like inflation.
48:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:38
SPEAKER_04: Swollen.
48:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:40
SPEAKER_04: People have that kink, yeah.
48:41
SPEAKER_05: Take anything.
48:42
SPEAKER_05: Take anything.
48:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm implying that I do, but I don't.
48:45
SPEAKER_06: You are.
48:45
SPEAKER_06: I mean, you are someone's kink because you are inflating.
48:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, by the second.
48:48
SPEAKER_04: You know, the blue and the orange being New York.
48:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm sort of shocked by it.
48:54
SPEAKER_04: Really?
48:54
SPEAKER_04: Well changes everything for you, probably.
48:56
SPEAKER_05: It's really, they're they're really not the colors of New York, if you want to like boil it down.
49:01
SPEAKER_04: You said they were.
49:02
SPEAKER_05: They are.
49:03
SPEAKER_05: What kind of gaslighting is it?
49:04
SPEAKER_05: Spiritually, I mean are they they are legally, I guess, but it's like spiritually, like the colors of New York probably are not blue and orange.
49:10
SPEAKER_05: But what are they?
49:11
SPEAKER_04: Patina copper.
49:12
SPEAKER_04: I mean, totally.
49:13
SPEAKER_05: And like wet black.
49:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, oil slick.
49:17
SPEAKER_04: Ooh.
49:18
SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's beautiful.
49:19
SPEAKER_04: My dog's name is.
49:20
SPEAKER_04: I tried to do really?
49:21
SPEAKER_04: Really?
49:21
SPEAKER_04: I tried to do an oil slick eye, but it was hard.
49:23
SPEAKER_04: I couldn't find a match.
49:24
SPEAKER_04: I want a dog so bad.
49:25
SPEAKER_04: It's a beautiful oil slick eye.
49:27
SPEAKER_04: For the folks at home who are listening.
49:29
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
49:29
SPEAKER_04: The eye looks like an oil slick.
49:32
SPEAKER_04: It's beautiful with the yellow.
49:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:34
SPEAKER_04: Oh, and there's sparkles in the hair.
49:36
SPEAKER_04: There are sparkles in the hair.
49:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:38
SPEAKER_04: I got a good old old school faggot doing these wigs up for me, and he just threw a little.
49:42
SPEAKER_04: You hear that?
49:43
SPEAKER_04: You heard that?
49:44
SPEAKER_04: You hear that faggot?
49:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:45
SPEAKER_04: That's it's a beautiful marathon.
49:47
SPEAKER_04: It's a great A.
49:48
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
49:49
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
49:49
SPEAKER_04: I've been staring at it.
49:50
SPEAKER_04: I've kind of been losing myself in the Because I love yellow hair.
49:54
SPEAKER_04: It is so fun.
49:55
SPEAKER_04: I love yellow hair.
49:56
SPEAKER_05: It's there's something about it that is so because it like it points toward blonde, something that we all know.
50:03
SPEAKER_05: But it's yellow.
50:03
SPEAKER_05: It's like cartoon.
50:04
SPEAKER_05: It's but it's gorgeous.
50:06
SPEAKER_05: There's also, should I host uh Love is Blonde?
50:09
SPEAKER_05: It's amazing.
50:10
SPEAKER_05: Big ball.
50:10
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
50:11
SPEAKER_05: It's swirly.
50:12
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
50:12
SPEAKER_05: You can pull off a lot of a lot of looks.
50:15
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
50:15
SPEAKER_04: I do have to.
50:16
SPEAKER_04: Well, Gina's gorgeous.
50:17
SPEAKER_04: Gina's gorgeous.
50:18
SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
50:19
SPEAKER_04: I um I got big shoulders.
50:21
SPEAKER_04: I need big hair.
50:22
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's all that um creative.
50:25
SPEAKER_04: What is that?
50:26
SPEAKER_05: Are you on it?
50:27
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm not on create.
50:28
SPEAKER_05: All the heavy cream.
50:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the sour cream.
50:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so that's what it was.
50:31
SPEAKER_05: The sour cream.
50:33
SPEAKER_05: Well, should we take another break and then um maybe we'll come back for a round of counter punt?
50:39
SPEAKER_05: Yes, please.
50:40
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
50:41
SPEAKER_05: And hit the jazz.
50:49
SPEAKER_02: I tried Alaska Thunderblock.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh who like the drag queen Alaska named herself after like a strain of weed.
50:56
SPEAKER_02: And it was, I have to say, I love Alaska, mother, mother, mother, but it was one, it's one of the worst strains of weed I've ever had.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: It was so boring.
51:03
SPEAKER_03: Alaska Thunderfly.
51:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, maybe it was just the name.
51:06
SPEAKER_04: I would love to ask her that.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Like maybe like she thought it was bad, just like the name.
51:09
SPEAKER_02: It's boring.
51:10
SPEAKER_02: I think it would get like a boring strain.
51:12
SPEAKER_04: It's like But the strains now, I don't know what I'm buying.
51:14
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what they're selling.
51:16
SPEAKER_05: What is going on with weed in New York?
51:17
SPEAKER_05: Like, are the stores selling it yet?
51:19
SPEAKER_05: Or are they doing it illegally?
51:20
SPEAKER_02: No, it's legal.
51:22
SPEAKER_04: It's everywhere, but I'm going back to the streets because like the stuff that you buy at these little bodegas or whatever, it's just like you don't know what you get in a weird way.
51:30
SPEAKER_04: Whereas if you have a reputable dealer or some someone you've been working with, yeah, which I have, it's better stuff.
51:39
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it's like less chemical depth.
51:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
51:43
SPEAKER_04: There's some scary stuff.
51:44
SPEAKER_04: There's some scary smoked a joint and there was definitely something in it, and I had like respiratory.
51:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
51:49
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes I was like, what the fuck was in that?
51:52
SPEAKER_04: And a lot of it's bootleg stuff, like moon rocks are like the pre-roll coded in like the.
51:56
SPEAKER_04: Um But you know what?
51:58
SPEAKER_04: That's America.
51:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:00
SPEAKER_04: Said it once and I'll say it again.
52:01
SPEAKER_04: Thank you, love.
52:02
SPEAKER_04: We well, you know, if you want it.
52:04
SPEAKER_04: Did you hit it at all or no?
52:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you don't on camera.
52:07
SPEAKER_04: On camera?
52:08
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
52:08
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know if I was like, Yeah, can we legally document you uh smoking drugs?
52:13
SPEAKER_04: I was just like, am I alone?
52:14
SPEAKER_04: You're not alone.
52:15
SPEAKER_04: I'll uh I'll do it um behind the microphone.
52:19
SPEAKER_04: As if I'm visually inhaling the microphone.
52:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm the I'm the least stoner.
52:25
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
52:26
SPEAKER_05: Wow incredible.
52:27
SPEAKER_04: Gorgeous.
52:27
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
52:28
SPEAKER_04: You are the least stoner.
52:29
SPEAKER_04: Mike doesn't smoke.
52:30
SPEAKER_04: Don't you think you'd do well with like a good old hip?
52:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm trying not to cough.
52:37
SPEAKER_04: I know that got me too.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're trying to kill me.
52:40
SPEAKER_01: You're trying to kill me.
52:42
SPEAKER_02: The ghost trainer got me.
52:43
SPEAKER_02: The ghost trainer got me too.
52:48
SPEAKER_02: Donald.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: Donald Donald Duck's name is Donald.
52:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
52:54
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
52:55
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
52:56
SPEAKER_05: Funny.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: I think everything about Donald Duck's.
52:59
SPEAKER_05: Alliteration is is funny.
53:00
SPEAKER_05: Donald Duck.
53:01
SPEAKER_04: The Duck having a name.
53:02
SPEAKER_05: The duck having a name.
53:03
SPEAKER_04: The duck being the last name.
53:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:06
SPEAKER_04: Bunny being a last name.
53:07
SPEAKER_04: You love Bugs Bunny.
53:08
SPEAKER_04: They're like, you are Bugs.
53:10
SPEAKER_04: I relate to Bugs.
53:11
SPEAKER_04: You are.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: Bugs relates to me.
53:13
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
53:14
SPEAKER_03: I never started nothing with nobody that didn't start something with me.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: Or that's a paraphrase.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Bugs.
53:20
SPEAKER_03: Bugs is an icon.
53:22
SPEAKER_04: You know, bugs is just standing there and somebody comes up to Bugs and starts some shit.
53:26
SPEAKER_04: So I relate to that.
53:29
SPEAKER_04: Doesn't bugs like cross-dress a lot or like Bugs' femininity is very accessible.
53:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:38
SPEAKER_04: It's right there.
53:39
SPEAKER_02: Bugs is a trans icon in a way.
53:41
SPEAKER_02: Maybe?
53:41
SPEAKER_02: No.
53:42
SPEAKER_05: Definitely.
53:42
SPEAKER_05: But trans icon.
53:44
SPEAKER_05: But you said definitely, which I think is I was going to say gender fluidity.
53:47
SPEAKER_05: But I love that future libs want.
53:49
SPEAKER_04: Me saying starting to say gender fluidity, and then I said definitely.
53:52
SPEAKER_04: But I love it.
53:53
SPEAKER_05: I love definitely like TM as like as like uh somebody named Jeff.
53:57
SPEAKER_05: Definitely.
53:57
SPEAKER_05: Their podcast.
53:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, their sitcom.
53:59
SPEAKER_05: Definitely.
54:00
SPEAKER_02: Next time on Jeffely.
54:02
SPEAKER_02: Keeping it definitely.
54:03
SPEAKER_02: Uh we are keeping it definitely.
54:04
SPEAKER_04: We are keeping it definitely.
54:06
SPEAKER_04: Trying to, at least.
54:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:07
SPEAKER_04: Trying to.
54:08
SPEAKER_04: God willing.
54:08
SPEAKER_04: We are.
54:09
SPEAKER_04: Is my wig 20 miles back?
54:11
SPEAKER_04: Uh no.
54:11
SPEAKER_04: No.
54:12
SPEAKER_04: No.
54:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
54:12
unknown: Okay.
54:13
SPEAKER_05: I actually think you pulled it up a little bit, yeah, from where it was before.
54:17
SPEAKER_04: Don't Virgo me.
54:18
SPEAKER_04: I'll virgo.
54:18
SPEAKER_04: When's your Virgo coming the eighth?
54:20
SPEAKER_04: August 28th.
54:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I forgot.
54:22
SPEAKER_04: You're Auggy, Auggy, Auggy.
54:23
SPEAKER_04: Early Virg.
54:24
SPEAKER_04: You're kind of a late Virg.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: You're a little on the cusp.
54:26
SPEAKER_02: You got a little Leo.
54:27
SPEAKER_02: You're nearby.
54:27
SPEAKER_02: There's a little Leo.
54:28
SPEAKER_04: That makes sense.
54:29
SPEAKER_04: Mostly there's Sagittarius.
54:30
SPEAKER_04: You use it to your advantage.
54:31
SPEAKER_04: There's definitely mostly Sagittarius.
54:33
SPEAKER_04: Sagy.
54:34
SPEAKER_04: We're Pisces Moon.
54:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, which I want to open a bar called.
54:36
SPEAKER_04: You're both Pisces Moon?
54:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I want to open a bar called Pisces Moon.
54:39
SPEAKER_04: That's gorgeous.
54:41
SPEAKER_04: That'd be cool.
54:41
SPEAKER_04: And the fact that we are Pisces Moon is kind of amazing.
54:44
SPEAKER_04: You're at Pisces Moon?
54:45
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
54:45
SPEAKER_04: I'm just saying you said we're Pisces Moon.
54:48
SPEAKER_04: We are Pisces Moon.
54:50
SPEAKER_04: It's like amazing for me.
54:52
SPEAKER_04: We're Pisces Moon.
54:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:53
SPEAKER_04: We're Pisces Moon.
54:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:55
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
54:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
54:56
SPEAKER_07: Mm-hmm.
54:58
SPEAKER_04: You are Pisces Moon.
54:59
SPEAKER_04: We are Pisces Moon.
55:00
SPEAKER_04: Let's open that bar.
55:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_04: No, that's a good name for a bar.
55:03
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
55:04
SPEAKER_04: I think so too.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: That's a that's a saloon door.
55:08
SPEAKER_04: Well.
55:08
SPEAKER_04: Saloon Girl.
55:09
SPEAKER_04: Saloon Girl.
55:10
SPEAKER_04: What game are we playing?
55:11
SPEAKER_05: We're playing.
55:11
SPEAKER_05: Cunt or punt.
55:13
SPEAKER_05: Our classic, classic segment.
55:14
SPEAKER_05: This whole episode is classic.
55:16
SPEAKER_05: Um, our classic segment, cunt or punt.
55:18
SPEAKER_05: Which I think you get it.
55:19
SPEAKER_05: You know, you know how it how it goes.
55:21
SPEAKER_02: You know if something's cunt or punt.
55:24
SPEAKER_02: For instance, cunt.
55:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm just creating cunt.
55:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm creating a picture for the frame.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
55:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh, gorge.
55:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
55:30
SPEAKER_04: That's giving um So you pick two things?
55:32
SPEAKER_04: You pick one thing.
55:33
SPEAKER_04: This one thing you decide.
55:34
SPEAKER_04: And you're pitching it in Sorry, what what's that?
55:37
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
55:38
SPEAKER_05: Direct me.
55:39
SPEAKER_05: So we take a topic.
55:40
SPEAKER_05: I am Clay.
55:40
SPEAKER_05: We take a topic and we decide whether or not it's cunt, meaning good and cool, or punt, meaning bad and stupid.
55:47
SPEAKER_05: Um we can start with something like Bringing White Claw to a party in 2024.
55:56
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so the binary you've created here.
55:59
SPEAKER_05: As we always do.
56:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
56:00
SPEAKER_05: We believe in a hard binary on the couch.
56:03
SPEAKER_05: Pink, blue.
56:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:05
SPEAKER_04: The last two.
56:07
SPEAKER_04: Cunt is like yes, or just like like yes, absolutely.
56:11
SPEAKER_04: It's it's um approving, affirmative.
56:15
SPEAKER_05: We love, we stand, we like, it's good.
56:17
SPEAKER_04: If you're bringing alcohol to a party, I'm like, sure.
56:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
56:21
SPEAKER_04: Like calling that cunt feels insane.
56:25
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's also and I am as you are you are correct.
56:29
SPEAKER_04: Calling bringing White Cloud to a party in 2024 and saying that's cunt.
56:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that feels crazy.
56:35
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
56:36
SPEAKER_04: To me, that's why to me it's a little bit of a punt.
56:38
SPEAKER_05: But it's also it's funny valid.
56:40
SPEAKER_05: To be forced to say that in the under the terms of the game.
56:43
SPEAKER_05: But also, it's like we were like a previous segment is like, is chicken parm cunt?
56:47
SPEAKER_05: And it's like it's also funny to just like have to say that it is if you feel that way.
56:51
SPEAKER_02: Chicken Parm is cunt.
56:53
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
56:53
SPEAKER_02: So you saying that chicken parm is cunt, but blew molten.
56:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:00
SPEAKER_04: As I'm staring at this beautiful backdrop, and the light is creating a cross with a reflection on one of them.
57:06
SPEAKER_04: Um, from my angle, it's gorgeous.
57:08
SPEAKER_04: Uh okay, so it's gorgeous from my angle, too.
57:10
SPEAKER_04: Crosses.
57:11
SPEAKER_04: What about cunt crosses, cunt or punt?
57:13
SPEAKER_05: Oh, they're cunt.
57:14
SPEAKER_05: Cut.
57:14
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
57:15
SPEAKER_05: They're cunt.
57:15
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
57:16
SPEAKER_04: They're cunt.
57:16
SPEAKER_04: A crucifix is cunt.
57:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:18
SPEAKER_04: Well, use it in a religious way.
57:20
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
57:21
SPEAKER_04: Is that perpendicular?
57:22
SPEAKER_05: They really got down to the core of it there.
57:25
SPEAKER_05: It's two lines.
57:26
SPEAKER_05: It's two lines in opposite directions.
57:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
57:29
SPEAKER_05: You couldn't get more cunt than that.
57:30
SPEAKER_05: Honestly.
57:31
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
57:32
SPEAKER_05: That is that is geometrically cunt.
57:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: That is like resurrection cunt.
57:36
SPEAKER_02: Cunt.
57:37
SPEAKER_02: Resurrect.
57:38
SPEAKER_02: Cunt.
57:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, Jesus is kind of cunt.
57:39
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
57:40
SPEAKER_04: Because Jesus is a frequency.
57:42
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
57:42
SPEAKER_04: And the cross, all right, the best part about it is that it's these two lines, but there is a point where they are one thing.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
57:50
SPEAKER_04: Where it is two at one.
57:51
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
57:52
SPEAKER_04: And that is the cross.
57:54
SPEAKER_04: Which is where those things, two opposite things come and they meet, and there is a moment of grace and precision.
58:00
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
58:02
SPEAKER_01: That's cunt.
58:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh my god, Christian.
58:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm Christian now.
58:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
58:08
SPEAKER_04: The opposite of what you wanted.
58:09
SPEAKER_04: Just the matter.
58:10
SPEAKER_04: This symbol is cunt.
58:11
SPEAKER_04: That's not what I wanted, but it's just like the cross itself.
58:14
SPEAKER_04: So the image, the symbol.
58:16
SPEAKER_04: So kind.
58:16
SPEAKER_04: Yes, Jesus was put on one, but like, it's a good symbol.
58:19
SPEAKER_04: It's a good symbol.
58:20
SPEAKER_04: He's hearing everything the opposite of what you're saying.
58:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
58:22
SPEAKER_04: Well, he's you know, I hate it.
58:24
SPEAKER_04: I'm a born-again Christian.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: Jesus is a frequency.
58:27
SPEAKER_05: I love marriage.
58:28
SPEAKER_05: I love Jesus.
58:29
SPEAKER_05: Jesus is the best.
58:29
SPEAKER_04: You know, Jesus is the only person to fully behave with the intention of loving.
58:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
58:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
58:36
SPEAKER_04: You know, at every turn.
58:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
58:38
SPEAKER_04: And that I'll wiggle a nail too.
58:39
SPEAKER_04: The only person on the planet Earth who's ever done that, really.
58:42
SPEAKER_04: We pretty much.
58:42
SPEAKER_04: We saint people, but you know what I mean.
58:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:44
SPEAKER_05: And also talk about transfiguration.
58:48
SPEAKER_03: Talk about Mountaintop.
58:49
SPEAKER_04: Say Daddy.
58:51
SPEAKER_04: Talk about Daddy, you love me, and Dad's like, I love you so fucking much.
58:56
SPEAKER_04: I am you.
58:56
SPEAKER_04: You are me, I am you.
58:58
SPEAKER_04: Spread us.
59:00
SPEAKER_04: Spread it.
59:01
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
59:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:03
SPEAKER_04: Start spreading the news.
59:04
SPEAKER_04: New York, here I am.
59:07
SPEAKER_04: Where do they start playing?
59:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:09
SPEAKER_04: Q.
59:11
SPEAKER_01: It's little town.
59:13
SPEAKER_04: Oh my God.
59:14
SPEAKER_04: They're gonna poach you from our show.
59:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:17
SPEAKER_04: They're gonna poach me.
59:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:18
SPEAKER_04: Over there, it's we're recording the next record.
59:24
SPEAKER_03: Never done in the year 2024.
59:26
SPEAKER_05: Sinatra covers.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Never been.
59:29
SPEAKER_05: DECA.
59:30
SPEAKER_05: An Arista, whatever the Capitol Records.
59:33
SPEAKER_05: RKO, baby.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: You're back.
59:36
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:38
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
59:39
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
59:39
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
59:40
SPEAKER_02: Did you think the White Claws at a party in 2024 were?
59:43
SPEAKER_05: Well, because I I feel like there's there's a trap baked in there because I think like bringing White Claws to a party, like generally cunt, but in 2024.
59:51
SPEAKER_05: In 2024, no.
59:52
SPEAKER_05: In 2022, I would say 2024.
59:55
SPEAKER_05: I kind of think no.
59:56
SPEAKER_04: Hell to the end.
59:57
SPEAKER_03: Because people are, yeah, nobody wants that.
59:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:59
SPEAKER_04: It's possible.
59:59
SPEAKER_04: This is based on a true story because like I was at a party and someone was like, who brought the white claw?
1:00:05
SPEAKER_04: Like they were kind of chuckling.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_04: And it was like, oh yeah, that is kind of funny to bring white claw now.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_04: It wasn't, it was a very straight party.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_04: But that's even funnier.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_05: It was like a Then if the straights are clocking it, this it's over.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_04: If a straight person is having uh moment needing to differentiate taste.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: I loved it when it came out, but then I mean, what happened and I I stopped drinking it.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm not having malt liquor anymore.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: I want the real deal.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_05: Classic combination where you would you would mix liquor with malt liquor.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's how I started using it as a chaser.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_05: Or arguably abusing it.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_04: And we both all my secrets are out.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_04: Well, we're we are on a couch.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_04: It's yeah, this whole thing is a stage intervention.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_04: Couches the talking cure.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_05: Couches reveal secrets.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_05: More, maybe even more so than beds, one one could say.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_03: Beds are honest.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_03: So it says Earth.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_03: The cliff.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_05: So if I'm Earth and you're ocean, then you air the one you're yellow?
1:00:55
SPEAKER_02: The one non-Virgo is.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_05: I'm just blue.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_05: You're just blue.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_05: All right.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_05: I'm Earth, you're blue.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_05: Don't I don't want to people on me.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_04: I'm Gina.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_04: You're that girl Gina.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_04: That girl Gina.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_04: You created it somehow.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_04: TGG.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_04: TGG G G.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_04: That girl's T-B C.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_04: That girl.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_05: TGG on TBCC.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_05: The big hunty couch.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_05: TCBY, I always say.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_05: And we're back to cream.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_05: White chocolate mousse.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_05: Counter punt.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_04: From TCBY.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_04: Wait, white chocolate mousse?
1:01:29
SPEAKER_04: It's this is specifically from TCBY.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't even know.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_04: For the folks at home.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_04: You've had to, you know.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_04: It's specific.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_04: I'll take your recommendation though.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_04: I would trust your.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_05: But should should we then pivot to just white chocolate in general?
1:01:42
SPEAKER_05: Counterpunt.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Hunt.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_02: I used to love it.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_02: Growing up, I fucking loved it.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_02: Kids love white chocolate.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_05: Because it's because it's like the first option.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_05: You're like, there's chocolate and now there's white chocolate.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_05: Like, I've got to get into this.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, growing up in the Midwest in the 90s.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_04: You couldn't like white chocolate at all.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_04: I couldn't escape white chocolate.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_04: But being this um something that kind of the Martha Stewart like trend of like, and now we use white chocolate.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know, people kale.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_04: Remember kale when that happened?
1:02:09
SPEAKER_04: We could now all remember and use kale as a reference for food trends.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_04: Kale.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_04: White chocolate for kids was like kale.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_04: Look.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_04: Kale happened.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_04: And the contrast or the zigzag, you know, you couldn't.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_04: That was amazing and chic.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_04: But then you're like, oh, this is just sort of cream.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's not chocolate.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it ain't chocolate.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_04: It ain't chocolate.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_05: It has a kind of barfy flavor at the end of the day.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_04: I used to love it.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_04: I think of like I think we all I still appreciate it.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_04: I'm still fine with it.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_04: It's very sweet.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_02: But I think across pops, like I grew up Catholic.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_02: Scary.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_02: But I think of cross pops and white chocolate, like out communion.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_04: What's a cross pop?
1:02:45
SPEAKER_04: A kachaka pop, a cross pop.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_04: Like a favor.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_04: A bachaka.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_04: Bachaka?
1:02:52
SPEAKER_04: Like a chocolate favor?
1:02:54
SPEAKER_04: Chocolate favour.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_04: Will you go to your bachelaka?
1:02:56
SPEAKER_04: Chocolate favor.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh, like in a plastic bag?
1:02:58
SPEAKER_04: Your communion.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_04: What church is this getting a chocolate favor?
1:03:03
SPEAKER_04: The Catholics in Rhode Island love the cross pops.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_04: Catholics do love a chocolate favor.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_05: It's like on a wooden stick.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_05: It's like a chocolate chocolate pop.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_05: It's like a uh molded chocolate melted onto a stick, then cooled down.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_05: So it's a chocolate pop.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_02: It tastes like what I think of.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, waxy cross pop or white chocolate tied with a blue ribbon because I'm a boy.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's my big gift.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_04: Big communion.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_02: Heavens! Heavens.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_02: You're going to heavens.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_04: Yes, you're going to heavens.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_04: I my one request is lots of chocolate cross pops.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_02: That was me.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_03: Well, crosses are cunt.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_05: Crosses are cunt.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_02: They are, as we said.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_05: They're gorgeous.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_05: White chocolate, punt.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_04: It's a punt for me.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_04: I can do punt.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_04: You could punt it.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_04: You can also put it.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_04: But you could cunt it.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_04: I don't again, calling white chocolate cunt with all that's going on.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_04: It sort of feels crazy.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_04: And in the world.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_03: But I do think there's a white chocolate.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_04: I think whipped cream can always sort of be next to whatever the white chocolate is on.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_05: Well, we all we've already heard your history of whipped cream.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_05: Now you're converting me.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, kids covered in it.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_04: Now you're converting me because like white chocolate is like canonically kind of con.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you said one sentence and I kind of agreed to where like, okay, actually, white chocolate is cant.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_04: That's the power of blue.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_04: Welcome to the blue.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_04: Into the blue.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, into the blue.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_04: I smoked once.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_04: I'm like.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_04: So those nails are going to be glued to your fingernails.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_04: For the folks at home, I'm going to shatter some illusion right now.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_04: Please.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_04: And that's kind of something cunt about doing that.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_04: Those nails on Gina's fingers are glued.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_04: Why would they not?
1:04:48
SPEAKER_04: How would what else would they be?
1:04:49
SPEAKER_05: But you mean they're glued through a mesh glove onto a nail.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_05: So there's a medium between where where one normally would not be.
1:04:57
SPEAKER_02: And this is why I wanted a black hand.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_05: And not only is it glued, the the uh chemical reaction of the nail glue with the nylon glove created uh uh uh a blazing hot um burning sensation every single time we placed a nail down.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_04: This was chemistry.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_04: Like what the heck?
1:05:14
SPEAKER_04: This is all chemistry.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_04: Show business is chemistry, mama.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_04: Jesus Christ, I'm learning.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_04: Say that again, say that again.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_04: Show business is chemistry, mama.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_04: Mama.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_04: I'm a new girl in town, so I'm learning the show business is chemistry.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_04: Mama.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_04: Mama.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_04: I got it.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I started laughing when you were talking because I thought of the next counterpunt.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_04: Please say it.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_04: Dumbledore's black hand.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_04: Counterpunt.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_04: What did you say?
1:05:38
SPEAKER_04: Dumbledore's black hand.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_04: Like rotting black hands.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, Harry Potter's punt.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_04: Harry Potter's punt.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_05: It's like you can't even exist outside of And honestly, at that point in time in the narrative, it was like, we've lost the plot.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_05: Like Dumbledore's black hand.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_02: It's like I mean I the his rotting black hand, like I could not, it's over.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_02: Punt, punt, punt.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_05: I don't even remember what the whole thing was.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_05: Something and he had a drink.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_05: He dipped his hand into like a full.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_05: No, he didn't try to do something with a whore crux and his hand turned.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_05: And it gets progressively more like rotten.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_05: She did not know what the fuck she was doing.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_05: Joe Joanne?
1:06:12
SPEAKER_05: Jo?
1:06:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Joe.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_05: Joe?
1:06:14
SPEAKER_05: You didn't know what the fuck you were doing.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_05: We all we all knew.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_05: Joe give her the platform.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_05: The lucky.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_04: It sucks that uh JK.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_04: You gave her the platform by saying Dumbledore's black.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_04: I know I'm sorry.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_04: But it was a punt.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_04: It was funny.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_04: It was a forced punt.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_05: It's a it's and we're and that sounds like a forced play or like a forced sounds very sports.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_05: It's a forced punt.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_04: But also I love sports.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_05: Well, what about sports?
1:06:35
SPEAKER_05: Cunt or punt.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna say cunt.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_05: I think sports are cunt.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_05: Though they are scary.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_03: Like football, I say punt.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_05: I punt.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_05: Punt intended.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_05: Soccer, I say cunt.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_05: Baseball, I baseball's cunt to me.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_05: Baseball can be cunt.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_05: I think it's cunt because, well, it's also the only sport where like you wear a like a belt.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_05: Like you have like a uniform that like requires like belt loops.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_05: Like karate you wear a belt, but and belt loops.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_05: But like and long socks.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_04: Like you're wearing pants.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_04: Wait, I never got the baseball belt when I played.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh really?
1:07:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_04: I hated those pants.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_04: I'm talking major leagues.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_04: They made me so gender hell.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_04: The cop?
1:07:13
SPEAKER_04: Now I would wear the with pride.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_05: It was like knickers.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_04: Now you'd wear it with a pair of pleasers.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_04: It looked insane.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_04: It was like guys.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_05: Can this be taken in a little?
1:07:26
SPEAKER_05: Some the baseball was like the the the proving ground for my my sexuality, where it was like something about me being who I am is not working in this environment.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm the I'm the target of both like uh bullying and negativity, and I'm failing at everything.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_05: And somehow like the structure it doesn't uh I can't function within this space.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_05: So baseball, I always have a I have a very negative um uh relationship with baseball.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_02: I feel the same word or little league, I think.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_02: Or Pisces Moon with that.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_04: My same sort of vibe and like your teammates quickly find out when you're not good.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_04: Well, I you know what I always say?
1:08:05
SPEAKER_04: People tell me I should do drag, you know?
1:08:07
SPEAKER_04: And I say, I did.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_04: I played little league.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh wow.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah literally, Jesus Christ.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the outfit.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_04: I was like, the way that this is like making my body into this shape that now we all have the same shape and I have the shape, dysmorphic hell.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_05: And also, so you you are literally uniform, and then there are people who are excelling in that uniform while you're failing in that uniform.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_05: It is it is a like stark realization of your otherness in in that in that space.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_05: The homogenized it was terrible.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_02: Pretty terrible.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_02: I used to be able to perform the drag of it all.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_02: Like I feel like I was able to look athletic and look the part, and then I would like miss the ball.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_05: I was purely outfield.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_05: It was like get them as far out there as a big thing.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_05: Well, I was saying this, you know, at least like know that.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_04: Faggots and the fatties are in the outfield.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_04: They put me at second base.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's that's the same.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_02: But that's like gay late in life.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_05: Second base.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_02: Because isn't isn't third base like the gay life?
1:09:04
SPEAKER_02: Like the gay late in life.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_02: Like you play second.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_04: No, set second base is center stage.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_04: No, shortstop.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_04: Second base is shortstop requires second base.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, T.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_05: Third base is like the most pointless one, isn't it?
1:09:18
SPEAKER_04: No, third base is really important.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_04: Well, everybody's no small roles.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_04: Third base is still make sure that's said.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_04: I think third base is great.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_02: I think shortstop is um gay?
1:09:29
SPEAKER_04: Shortstop is gay.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_04: Cunt?
1:09:30
SPEAKER_04: Are we kidding?
1:09:31
SPEAKER_04: Shortstop.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_04: The shortstop.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_04: Sounds like a gay bar.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_04: That would be fun.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_04: Short stop.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_04: We're going to Pisces Motor.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_05: Pisces Mm.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_05: On our way to the Pisces Moore, so we're going to be able to do it.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_05: Stop a shortstop.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_05: A little trivia.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_05: It's really fun.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_05: I know it sounds stupid, but we're going to be able to do it.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_05: To me, second base.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_04: This is like Myrtle Broadway.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_04: To me, second base is gay.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_02: To me, shortstop is um lesbian a little bit.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_02: But short stop?
1:09:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_02: Well, baseball is very lesbian in general.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_04: A queer bar.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_04: These are all queer bars.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_04: Pisces moon and stuff like, no, it's a queer friendly bar, like different.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_04: Pisces moon is very queer friendly.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_04: Shortstop is just maybe a little bit older clientele.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_04: The aesthetic might be.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_05: They have a new owner.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_05: They had some problematic stuff in the past, but beyond that.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_05: That we've moved on.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_03: Different owners, fully different owners.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_04: New lease.
1:10:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:11
SPEAKER_04: Like fully different LLC, new business.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_05: So wait, we said baseball was was kind cunt?
1:10:16
SPEAKER_04: Well, dude wait, you had as sports in general, we all said cunt, and then you started to break it down individually.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_04: I did.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_04: Kind of blending the games here.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_04: One big soft couch.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_04: It's the blue.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_03: The other sports, what are they?
1:10:31
SPEAKER_03: Water sports.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_04: Swimming.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_04: Gay.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_04: I'll piss on someone.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_04: And you have.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_04: Swimming is almost like haircuts that cut.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_05: Swimming is like, it's easy to call it cunt.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
1:10:40
SPEAKER_05: So like I'll give it sure that.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_05: Sure, sure.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_05: But it's like you're wearing a speedo, like we get it.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_05: You're wet.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_05: Like we get it.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_05: It's cunt, but it's like pushing it a little bit, I think, you know?
1:10:48
SPEAKER_05: It would be wrong to call it punt, but it's an easy lob of like a cunt.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_00: Sure, sure, sure.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_00: It's asking, it's begging for.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_00: It's begging for.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_00: It's called cunt.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_04: I should have done theater in high school, but I did the two sports that like gay guys do, and that's swimming and cross country.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_04: It's like you're gay.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_05: What about stage crew?
1:11:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's like public speaking, which is even.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_02: Chiyo for Mana La Mancho.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't, yeah.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_02: You did Manela Mancho.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_02: It'd be great.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_02: I did it.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_02: Don Quixote.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_02: I chose not to try out for Mana La Mancha.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_04: I tried out for cross country.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_04: Were you running?
1:11:19
SPEAKER_04: See, that I could never to me that is punt.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_04: That is punting.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I understand.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_04: Make the kids run.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_04: Like just have them run around.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_05: But for me, running is punt.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_04: It's bad for the legs, bad for the knees, it's bad.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's bad.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_04: It's not bad.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_04: It's not healthy if we started.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_05: Were the runners crazy and bad kids in the runners in my school were like they would get like in trouble with Oh, yeah, they were definitely in swim team too.
1:11:40
SPEAKER_02: They were just like, Oh, really?
1:11:42
SPEAKER_05: No, no, they're mid smart, but they get in trouble.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, not punky.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_05: Like um, like partying and like drugs and alcohol and like bad stuff.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_05: To me, that's like in that way.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_05: Okay, yeah.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, me punk is like spray painting stencils on the on the wall.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_04: I feel like you're like to meat punk is pink flying through the ear on a harness, getting hit with tires, spare tires falling from the ceiling.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_04: Pink, pink's current aerial.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, actually.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: Okay, thank you.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_04: Ashes.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_04: I saw that.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_04: Someone threw like their mom's ashes.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_04: Also, in a Ziploc bag.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_04: Somebody got cheese.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_04: Somebody got Parms?
1:12:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh, maybe it was a maybe.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_04: The things I've seen on the phone.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I'm sure this is being watched on the phone.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_04: And hello.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_04: I hope someone's watching this on Parking.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_04: I've been trying to get cheese for phone for years.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_04: The things the phone gives me, like pink flipping through the air.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, why do you think I want to watch this?
1:12:35
SPEAKER_05: She's going so fast up there.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_04: No one wants to watch it.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_03: And yet I'm going to be able to do it.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: Apparently people are paying her hundreds of dollars to buy.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_05: Blue versus pink.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_05: We're back.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_05: We're back.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_05: What are we getting from any of that?
1:12:52
SPEAKER_05: Like her spinning through the air and belting.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_04: Athleticism.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_04: Is it?
1:13:01
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I guess it is.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_04: It's impressive, right?
1:13:02
SPEAKER_04: There's circus.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_04: There's spec.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_04: It's just spectacle.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_04: It's spectacular.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_04: I think it's like it's ultimately more.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_04: To me, it feels more for her.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_04: We're exactly you did it.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_04: We flung you through the air and you spun, spun, spun, and now you're back, and you're talking about your daughter and how she's on stage, and we're so happy for you.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_04: I totally agree.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_04: What you are the music industry.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_04: And I am impressed by you.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_04: But it does feel, I don't know, like save the fucking 30 grand a show.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_03: And give it to some people who are out.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know what I mean?
1:13:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I agree because one time I can't remember what awards show this is was for, but I it was Pink and Kelly Clarkson.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_05: They were singing a duet, uh, and they were both in just like big maxi dresses.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_05: They were like, just like big, like just like kind of not very flattering, just big dresses.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_05: And they were just singing.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_05: You're looking at me.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_05: They were just singing.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_05: They're just staring at me to say this.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_05: They were just singing.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_05: Let's go on.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_05: They were just singing their asses off.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_05: And it was like, okay, you can perform.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_05: This is totally pink and pink and black.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_05: Totally Alicia Moore.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_04: Is it Alicia?
1:14:08
SPEAKER_04: It's Alicia Moore.
1:14:09
SPEAKER_04: Or Alicia Moore's pretty much.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_04: I said Felicia.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_04: No, it's Alicia Moore.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_04: I think it's Felicia.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_04: I thought it was a little bit more.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_04: No, it's Alicia.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_04: Felicia James.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_05: This is a callback to an episode that we had because we often talk about pink.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I can't talk about wicked, but you can talk about pink.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm not talking about pink.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_02: You're talking about pink.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_02: Getting dipped in mud and spun, spun out.
1:14:27
SPEAKER_00: Spanish Inquisition.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_05: I think Pink should just uh she should take off the harness and just get on the mic.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_04: Because I think that is like six hours of tech.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_04: That's yeah, in terms of the production schedule, you could shave off.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_04: Some time.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_04: You could go to daily.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_03: The crew could actually see their families.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_04: Well, so but also if you're in these cities, the crew could actually explore the you know historic district.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_04: Like there could be time to explore to actually enjoy the tour instead of making some people be like, Well, we gotta do the test on the cables on that side of the arena, and then we go.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_04: It's like cut to eight hours later.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, now they've got some body they've put on the rig to fling through because Alicia's not doing it.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_04: But you know what, Shax?
1:15:13
SPEAKER_04: You said it's mine is I do the test because I'm a professional.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_04: It's like, again, this is for her, not for anybody else.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_04: Right, right.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_04: But test is a stuffed body.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_04: Like it's a mannequin, a stiff mannequin.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_04: The Alicia dummy.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_04: Felicia dummy.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_00: Folicia.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_00: It's for her, not for anybody.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: It's for her.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_02: And that's why it's cringe because it's like, okay, we get it.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: You enjoy this.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: It's challenging and a great exercise for you.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_02: But we're ready for her to move on.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and when you said like it's time for her to ditch the harness, remember when Katy Perry like burnt the wig, the blue wig when she was over.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_05: Oh, she she burn the color both.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_05: Like when she had the the the buzz cut.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_05: She was like.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_04: No, no, it was like teenage dream after or something.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_04: Whenever she was over the blue, like Betty Page, blue wig, she showed a clip on social media or something.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_02: It was this big like album release.
1:16:00
SPEAKER_02: And the blue wig was burning, and I'm thinking that Pink is gonna burn her harness soon.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_02: She I wish she would.
1:16:04
SPEAKER_02: She's just gonna put fires and well, that's scary.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm also like, Pink, you don't want to go that way.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_03: You're opening a possibility for this, and you don't want to go that way.
1:16:15
SPEAKER_04: You don't want your final moments to be someone holding up 19 by 6 or whatever, the 16 by 9 vertical shot of you getting catapulted through Scottsdale amphitheater.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_04: Impaled on some spoke of like whatever.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_04: While your kids on stage, like hawking your wine company that you have.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_04: Like, I you don't want this girl.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_04: You don't.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_04: But the thing is, she thinks she wants it.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_04: She's like, if I go, this is I'm doing what I love, and it's like she thinks that, and she doesn't ultimately want to be nails in the sky.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_04: Like everything she says does have to be spelled with an exclamation point.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_05: So it's right there in the middle of her name.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_05: It's right there in the middle of her name.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_05: She dropped that?
1:16:55
SPEAKER_05: I think she hasn't done anything.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_04: Regardless, her name is Alicia Moore.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_04: And she's going by pink.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_04: Thank God blue is here to say that because last time we landed on Felicia Mathes.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_04: Blue today being played by Peter Smith.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_02: Move by Sola Blue.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was Felicia Math or something like that.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_02: But I'm thinking of MM, like Marshall Mathers.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_02: Marshall Mathers.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_04: Marshall Mathers, right?
1:17:20
SPEAKER_04: Peter Smith, aka the color blue.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_04: You heard it here.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_04: It's Alicia what?
1:17:25
SPEAKER_04: More.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_04: More.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_05: More.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_05: Give me more.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_05: Give me more, Alicia.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_05: I love that album.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_04: Give me less.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_04: Actually, you know what?
1:17:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:33
SPEAKER_04: Give me more the same.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_05: Less is more.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_04: 50K a night, saving that money, could go to your kid's fucking college fund.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_04: Or she couldn't.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_03: It might be taken care of.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_03: So give it to someone else's kid.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_04: Give it to someone else.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_04: You're right.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_04: It really is like a save the.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_04: I think you said 30K.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_04: What is it at the end?
1:17:51
SPEAKER_04: In the middle of the tour, be like, we're stopping this.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_05: Well, think about the insurance.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_05: I mean, like, there's got it's got to be in we're in the hundreds of thousands of Didn't she scale like a casino with like plungers in Vegas?
1:18:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but maybe there's no limit to what she could have done.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_04: Apparently, she's capable of fact that's a good one.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_04: She wants to know she's capable of this.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_05: Lush yourself down a toilet and like GoPro the whole thing.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_04: Just audition for Fear Factor.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_04: She could have saved us a lot of.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_05: You know?
1:18:16
SPEAKER_05: Fear Factor is cunt.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it is, kinda.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_02: Except I hear what Peter says, and I'm like, yes.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_04: It's scary.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_04: They're making people do stuff that's really scary.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_03: Actually, you know, it's called Fear Factor.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_03: So it is cunt.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're signing up.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_04: Other shows like I uh I'll say Big Brother.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes they make these people do things where it's like, no, this is just pure humiliation.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_02: Big Brother has a big note of uh pure humiliation.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's it's shocking.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_04: But you know, this is America.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_04: I yeah.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_04: And this is a big thing.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_04: We all have to be degraded at some point.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_04: We should come out with Huge Brother.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what that means, but that's pretty good.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_04: Can you write it down?
1:18:54
SPEAKER_04: Huge brother.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_04: That's pretty good, Gina.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_04: Thank you, Gina.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_04: Huge brother.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_04: Well, there's big brother and there's huge brother.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there's big brother and huge brother.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_04: From the makers of Huge Brother and Love is Blonde.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_04: And the Okay, Gina.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_04: Gina, please.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_04: When they build the second Hollywood in 30 years off the coast of Los Angeles.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_05: Hollywood 2.
1:19:17
SPEAKER_04: And our brains are baked.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_04: All of that will be.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_02: If not involved in the making of Hollywood 2, something didn't go wrong.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_04: Right with this podcast.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_04: You're definitely in the running.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:19:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_04: It's definitely T-O-O.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_04: So your headshot's on the table.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_04: I've seen this table.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_04: And it's the new Starbucks bag.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_04: It's the new Starbucks?
1:19:39
SPEAKER_04: You know, like you're in the running for the mermaid girl.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_04: The mermaid, like all of a sudden, like a few years ago, they made her face prettier and she's gonna be.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_04: They yasified her.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_04: They just um went south for the first time.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_05: Starbucks?
1:19:53
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_05: Real prophets.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_05: They they need it, I guess.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_04: I forgot because they are pro-Palestine.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_04: Like they're they're pro-Israel.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're definitely pro-Israel.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:05
unknown: Almost.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_04: But also they're pro- they're anti-union.
1:20:07
SPEAKER_04: They're sort of they've proven to be they're evil and horrible.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_04: Not of the people.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_04: They're proven not to really be the people's uh people's coffee.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_02: I wasn't sure if they were canceled because they were like anti-genocide.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_02: Like I didn't know if they were on the right side.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_02: They're not.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_03: Well, they don't care if their workers live or die.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_03: I think that, you know, true.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_05: I often say Starbucks is giving poop mulch.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_05: That is like their palette.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_05: Uh uh.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_04: Poop mulch.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_04: You are you're always saying this?
1:20:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm saying, I'm always saying poop mulch.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_05: Should I say it again?
1:20:38
SPEAKER_05: Poop mulch.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_05: Poop.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_05: And the color of the paint.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_05: Citrus lap.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_05: Uh doo-doo brown.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_05: No, poop mulch.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_05: Oh, poop mulch.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_04: No, that's that's Cliff.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_04: I love Cliff Brown.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_04: I love brown.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_04: We love brown.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_05: He was saying he loves brown.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_05: Well, uh uh any more counterpunter should we move on to final county thoughts?
1:20:53
unknown: Yeah.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if I have final cunty thoughts.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_04: We rarely do.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_04: We never do.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_04: We never do.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_04: Hasn't the whole thing been a cunty thought?
1:20:59
SPEAKER_04: Ultimately.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_05: Ultimately, it's been one big county thought.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_05: We're uh we're next door to jazz.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_04: It could be worse.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_04: Do you like jazz?
1:21:06
SPEAKER_04: I mean, you gotta, because it's, you know, classic.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, I love America and America.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_04: So is the story of jazz at the end of the day.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_04: It's the story of jazz.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_04: It's the story of improvisation, making up as you go along.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_05: Oh, we lost a nail.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_05: Okay, that's it.
1:21:18
SPEAKER_05: That that on that note, Peter, it has been a dream, a delight, a a blue, a blue, a blue fantasy.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: I'm still standing.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_05: Should I just be passed out for this?
1:21:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_05: Just zoom in on the armpit here.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_05: Um, it's just us at the end.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_05: A night full of jazz.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much for being with us.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_05: Thank you for having me.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_04: Being the color blue.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: You know.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: As always, honestly.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_04: We'll see how the edit works with the music next door.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_04: It might be.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_04: Yes, we will.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_05: And by the time you get to this, if you're watching it, you'll know how if how it's about um maybe um summer 2027 by the time this episode comes out, give an R.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_05: We got a big old backlog.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_04: And also by that time, maybe the blue will come off of my face.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_04: You being stained blue, cunt.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_04: I'll say that.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_04: That's a final cunting thought.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_02: That's a final cunting thought.
1:22:04
SPEAKER_04: That's it.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_04: See you next Tuesday.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_04: Thanks for listening, watching, listening.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_04: Tasting, smelling.
1:22:09
SPEAKER_05: Yes, it's a it's a it's a 4D experience.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_05: Um it's a sensual experience.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_05: For sure.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_05: Do you want us to shout you out?
1:22:15
SPEAKER_05: Do you want to be followed anywhere or do you want to be left alone?
1:22:17
SPEAKER_04: Um, you can follow me on social media at Peter Smith, P T R S M T H.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you can see my one woman show called Peter Smith's Diana in Los Angeles, probably in June.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh, fine.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_04: Follow those socials and more information will be released on there.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_04: You gotta see Diana.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_04: It's so, so good.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_04: Come on over.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_02: Come on over.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_04: All right.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_04: Next time, see you next Tuesday.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_04: Bye.