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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Payne, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you what your unhinged football tailgate personality is
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  Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. If it's your birthday, you
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  Speaker 2: are a Libra. You share a birthday with Will Smith,
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  Speaker 2: Donald Glover, T.I., Rosalia, Teddy Swims, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Scottie Pippen.
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  Speaker 1: Woo!
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Kyle, you are a Libra in the room,
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  Speaker 2: so we're going to start off with you. When it
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  Speaker 2: comes to tailgating, you show up late looking effortlessly cute.
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  Speaker 2: You flirt with the security guards to get extra wristbands,
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  Speaker 2: and then you spend the entire tailgate taking 200 pictures
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  Speaker 2: with a pom-pom that you borrowed from a stranger. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Take another one. A funny one.
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  Speaker 2: And you're always yelling at everyone to take.
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  Speaker 1: A fun one.
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  Speaker 2: Props and photos are the best.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a fun day. Good morning, Valerie. What's
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  Speaker 1: your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm an Aries. All right, Aries, your guys' unhinged
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  Speaker 2: tailgate personality. You are running the beer pong table like
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  Speaker 2: a drill sergeant by 9 a.m. sharp. You are screaming
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  Speaker 2: at your opponent's terrible form, and you are losing your
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  Speaker 2: voice two full hours before the team even stepped onto
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  Speaker 2: the field.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds about right. Thank you guys so much. You got it, Valerie. Hi, Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Hi, I'm Sagittarius.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Sagittarius, your guys' unhinged football tailgate personality. You
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  Speaker 2: guys will start a high-stakes flip cup tournament with total strangers.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to attempt flips for shots challenges on a
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  Speaker 2: portable table and somehow lose your shoe before the first
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  Speaker 2: quarter even starts. Oh my gosh, that sounds so exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Michelle.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Rich, when it comes to you and your tailgating, you
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  Speaker 2: will get completely swept up in the collective energy. You
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  Speaker 2: have learned of a fight song and you start crying
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  Speaker 2: happy tears. One, because you're too drunk. And two, because
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  Speaker 2: the teams march to the stadium because the community vibe
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  Speaker 2: is just so beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: I do love a good proper hang with about a
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  Speaker 1: thousand or so people.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: 30,000 is even better.
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  Speaker 2: Right up your alley.
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  Speaker 1: How about Leos?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Leo. Us Leos, when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: us and tailgating. We treat the parking lot like it's
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  Speaker 2: a red carpet. We are wearing our custom head-turning game
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  Speaker 2: day outfit. We are leading the crowd chance on top
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  Speaker 2: of a pickup truck bed, making sure every camera in
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  Speaker 2: a 50-foot radius is catching our good side.
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  Speaker 1: And let's wrap up with Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Virgos, you got there right when the gates opened,
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  Speaker 2: but just so you can leave as soon as they close.
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  Speaker 2: You have set up the pop-up tent, and you are
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  Speaker 2: currently stress-monitoring all of the energy and all of the vibes.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if we didn't get your sign, they're all
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  Speaker 1: posted on our website, johnjandrich.com.