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Episode 10: Rated E for Explicit, S for Stephanie · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M from marijuana no miners, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only Your Mama sucks cocking hell.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Steph, that was great.
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  Speaker 2: That was a you know, I have the sound effects
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  Speaker 2: on here, like I could do that myself. Like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it's from though, it's from a movie. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: your Mama sucks cocking hell. It's very famous horror movie
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  Speaker 2: from back in the day. Horror movie from back in
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  Speaker 2: the day.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, geez, Linda Blair. That's not gonna help him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who the fuck is that grease? Uh, your Mama
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  Speaker 2: sucks cocking hell. They actually say that it's an old movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what was it?
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  Speaker 1: Nineteen is into seventies? It might be the seventies probably, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have.
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  Speaker 2: No idea, no idea.
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  Speaker 1: The Exorcist, right, yes, never seen it. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: watch it. We also can't put your mother sucks cox
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  Speaker 1: in Hell on this podcast, so we're gonna edit all anyway, Like, hell,
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  Speaker 1: we are no more editing.
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  Speaker 3: This fucking might keeps dropping me. It's gonna be ef.
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  Speaker 1: I said it was going to be Bob before Steph,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in the podcast. He's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: my vagina is.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what are you doing? You're on the podcast?
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  Speaker 1: You know, Bob, according to him, is probably the most
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  Speaker 1: famous person on this earth, right, Bob's very well known.
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  Speaker 1: But some people are more well known than others. Some
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  Speaker 1: people have been seen on the internet ninety one thousand times.
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  Speaker 1: How about it? I know, right about it, steph Do
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  Speaker 1: you know anybody that's been on the internet and like,
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  Speaker 1: have been seen by ninety one thousand people?
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  Speaker 3: A personal person, It.
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  Speaker 2: Could be you, a personal person. Person, a personal person.
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  Speaker 1: What we told you told you want to tell her?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you remember a few.
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  Speaker 3: Give me that fucking dream.
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  Speaker 1: What if we told you that you became famous without
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  Speaker 1: your you know.
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  Speaker 3: It, my vagina?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So Stephanie, throw a little party, a little shindango
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  Speaker 2: a little while ago, and uh, mister Becker over here
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  Speaker 2: took a video and in the process of him taking
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  Speaker 2: this video of you, I thought, oh my god, this
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  Speaker 2: is a this is a fucking viral TikTok. You need
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  Speaker 2: to send this to me.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see that motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: And slowly, but surely the Award for the most frequent
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  Speaker 1: use of profanity and meetings.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have to say? About that.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking eh.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it was, Steph. And you have ninety one
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  Speaker 1: thousand views.
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  Speaker 2: On the end, you have ninety one thousand views and
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  Speaker 2: like fourteen point as we speak, fourteen point seven thousand likes,
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  Speaker 2: and a bunch of comments with people that are like, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I know a baddie one.
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  Speaker 1: I see one you tell her. We love you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, we love you.
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  Speaker 2: Love you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, people fucking love you, Steph. Absolutely. People absolutely, people
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  Speaker 1: love your personality.
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  Speaker 2: You need to go on TikTok. You need to make
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  Speaker 2: some TikTok. Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I hate those fucking people.
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  Speaker 1: But now you're one of them. People would love you
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  Speaker 1: talking like this though. This is what I'm saying. Blunt
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  Speaker 1: honesty the award for the most frequent use of profanity
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  Speaker 1: and meetings. What do you have to say about that?
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  Speaker 3: Fucking eh?
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  Speaker 1: Congrats on going viral.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Stephanie is our tenth guest on the Blaze of Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Joel and I have worked with her before. She's been
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  Speaker 1: in the radio world. She's worked in the sales part
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  Speaker 1: of the radio world for a long time. Actually, in
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  Speaker 1: my early days at the radio station, I got suspended
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  Speaker 1: from doing events because of Stephanie.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, yeah what Oh we were.
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  Speaker 1: A bar and you were like, don't be a pussy,
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  Speaker 1: just drink beer with everybody, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, I'm not supposed to be drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working, And then I did. I got suspended for
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  Speaker 1: three months.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, sounds right.
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  Speaker 1: That same night, though, she and I ended up singing karaoke,
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  Speaker 1: but we were singing you remember what song it was?
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  Speaker 2: It was the big question what Cheryl Crow.
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  Speaker 1: And Cheryl Crow picture?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, do you remember it?
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  Speaker 2: The words? I don't even know that song well enough
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  Speaker 2: to be able to sing it. Put your picture.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not a fucking song.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just called to say I love you.
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  Speaker 3: No, hell no, that was not the song. That's not
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  Speaker 3: even freaking kid rock and sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, why is everyone yelling at me? I love the
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  Speaker 2: story about you getting in trouble with Stephanie at the bar,
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  Speaker 2: because the the only time that I got nailed for
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  Speaker 2: smoking weed in my apartment ever was when steph was
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  Speaker 2: in my apartment's fucking joint with me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you had the music cranked as high as it
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  Speaker 5: would go one hundred decibels.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember what we were listening to?
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  Speaker 3: Was it Skinnered?
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  Speaker 1: James Gang Oh really, I was gonna say it with
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  Speaker 1: jam Rock and Cheryl Crowe. Now I won't be caught
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  Speaker 1: dead listening. I hate kid Rock. Let me ask you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a cruise? I almost went
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  Speaker 1: on a cruise. It was supposed to be my graduation
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  Speaker 1: president from high school. I think they were talking about
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  Speaker 1: it anyway, and then nine to eleven happened and everything
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  Speaker 1: was Everyone was like, we don't want to travel, but
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  Speaker 1: we didn't end up doing it. But I've never been
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  Speaker 1: on a cruise otherwise.
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 5: It's a peatrie dish. Yeah, I'm gonna be surrounded, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that you have to be back on
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  Speaker 1: the boat at you're gonna go to an island. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna check it out for four hours. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: back on the boat or they leave you. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: videos of people being left on an island, Like what
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  Speaker 1: do you do? Then you gotta pay for a flight.
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  Speaker 1: It's a whole freaking process. But I don't like having
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  Speaker 1: an itinerary on vacation. See, I think having an itinerary
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  Speaker 1: is good.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to strug you. You like structure, Well, not
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  Speaker 1: in the show at all, but yeah, thank.
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  Speaker 2: You thinking about going on a cruise, because it's also
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  Speaker 2: a cheap way to travel. But here's the thing, nobody
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  Speaker 2: wants to do it. Everybody sounds like you too. My
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  Speaker 2: family like that. There's like a bunch of cruisers in
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  Speaker 2: my family. They love cruises. There's a bunch of cruisers
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  Speaker 2: in my family.
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  Speaker 5: There's cruise people, and then there is they're like bowlers.
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  Speaker 5: I consider cruisers like bowlers. You know, it's the same
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  Speaker 5: kind of mentality.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a cruise?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a short one.
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  Speaker 5: It rained both times we were supposed to get off
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  Speaker 5: on islands, so we were stuck on this fucking, you know,
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  Speaker 5: crusty ship.
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  Speaker 1: They had a good time.
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  Speaker 3: That was my first and last.
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  Speaker 2: I think that a cruise sounds wonderful because like there's
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  Speaker 2: so much shit to do and everything's planned out, like
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  Speaker 2: there's all these activities. There's so much shit you can do.
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  Speaker 2: You can go in the Honestly, you know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking at. But you know what I'm looking at now,
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  Speaker 2: DJ jobs DJ and on a cruise ship. Then I'm
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  Speaker 2: then I'm reading about it, and it's very like fucking rigorous. Man,
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty nuts, Like you DJ on a carnival cruise ship.
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  Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning, you set up, you
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  Speaker 2: start going, and you fucking go all day long, all
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  Speaker 2: day long, and you move around from different parts of.
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  Speaker 1: The ship, and you probably don't make that much money.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not, I don't know, but I feel like it'd
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  Speaker 2: be cool with freaking travel, right, I want to travel.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see the world.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be working the whole time on a freaking boat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but is that working it?
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  Speaker 3: It probably is.
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  Speaker 1: I think those people sleep like four hours a night.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I do. Now, maybe for like a two
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  Speaker 1: years if you had, if you had like something to
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  Speaker 1: come back to do it for like two years.
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  Speaker 2: I guess everybody's crushing on dreams and aspirations of going
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  Speaker 2: on a cruise, working on a cruise. Sorry, buddy, just
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  Speaker 2: I just want to go on a cruise. I want
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  Speaker 2: to go warm and tropical down there, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can just go to an island instead,
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  Speaker 1: you know, pick a good one. Jeez, she's dying over there,
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  Speaker 1: I do. I tell you, your shit's too strong Man
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  Speaker 1: and Stephanie a viral superstar right now on TikTok and
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  Speaker 1: our tenth guest on the Blaze to Confuse podcast. I
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  Speaker 1: think we should start the show.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 4: the trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
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  Speaker 4: are they hate. Time to spuck your curiosity and light
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  Speaker 4: up some knowledge though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what are you laughing at over there?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm reading some of the comments of Stephan
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  Speaker 2: his viral TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, you the ship Auntie?
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  Speaker 3: Damn? Do I know that person?
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  Speaker 1: No, let's people from all over the world. I'd assume
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  Speaker 1: they're huge fans of yours. Now, are you angry that
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  Speaker 1: we put you on the internet without telling you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of share make sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't anything too crazy, you know.
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  Speaker 2: See, Steph, I'm glad you know you might be the
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  Speaker 2: only person in all of the world that curses more
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  Speaker 2: than I do. We're trying to have a podcast where
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  Speaker 2: I cut it back a little bit with my f bombs,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, yeah, it's hard. It's very hard.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to turn it off, especially with how like
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  Speaker 1: passionate you are about everything or expressing your opinion about everything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you never hold back? Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 1: I'm passionate about everything. You're overly passionate about everything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: how do you not be? I just talk to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people that don't give a shit about anything.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, the older I get, the less I care. Is
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  Speaker 2: that a bad trait to have?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's your age, it is really Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What reminder? You're only twenty six years old. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: twenty six and tired. Oh my god, we all are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not twenty six and tired. I'll be forty one. Tons.
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  Speaker 2: I speak for my generation. We're twenty six and tired.
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  Speaker 2: People are We're ready.
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  Speaker 5: For your generation doesn't know shit about working? I mean
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  Speaker 5: I had three jobs when I was twenty so mch NF.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but so do wide. Don't tell me I can't work.
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  Speaker 2: I know about working, so it can't work. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: twenty six and tired, but I know how to work.
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  Speaker 2: Would you say that Joel works too much? Is he
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  Speaker 2: missing out on life too much?
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  Speaker 3: I think he does work too much, but.
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  Speaker 1: He also loves money.
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  Speaker 4: You love luck.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you're gonna have to work for a long long time, honey,
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  Speaker 5: so don't try to make it all right now?
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy yourself. You're not gonna be young again.
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  Speaker 1: This is a sound advice, especially from a person who
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  Speaker 1: you know would say this and do a microphone.
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  Speaker 3: Eat me, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 2: You sound good.
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  Speaker 3: Honey again again. I don't black out, but I forget everything.
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  Speaker 1: Ah BEVERI And here we are, Steph. You know how
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Works, right, I've listened? Yes, all right.
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  Speaker 1: We have some rapid round questions for you, just like
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  Speaker 1: ten or so questions, as many as you can get
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  Speaker 1: in in like sixty seconds. They're all random topics. Just
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  Speaker 1: spit it out if you know it, you know, top
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  Speaker 1: of mind. Yeah, yeah, these you're fucking easy, man. They're
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  Speaker 1: not that easy. They're pretty here's the thing. But when
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  Speaker 1: you're on the spot, it's not that easy. It's pretty easy,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 4: The game begins into three.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just say Becker wrote the questions and the
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  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz. Dorothy's dog is named what to you
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  Speaker 2: got it?
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  Speaker 1: A classic margerita pizza is topped with tomato, mozzarella and basil. Damn.
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  Speaker 2: The US bought Alaska from in eighteen sixty seven from
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  Speaker 2: who Russia?
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  Speaker 1: Russia?
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  Speaker 2: Geez.
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  Speaker 1: The movie Back to the Future features a time machine
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: built into what kind of car DeLorean? You got it?
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  Speaker 1: What was the name of the girl Forrest Gump was
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  Speaker 1: in love with Jenny?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: The villain in The Little Mermaid is named.
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  Speaker 3: A little Mermaid. I don't know, some fucking weird fish
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  Speaker 3: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Close.
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  Speaker 2: That should be the correct answer. I like, that's a
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  Speaker 2: great answer. The three prime colors are red, blue, and
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  Speaker 2: what yellow? Can you hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Became a famous catchphrase for the wireless carrier.
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  Speaker 2: What got it? What's the largest mammal in the world? Well?
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  Speaker 2: What kind?
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  Speaker 1: And it's not it's not a sperm whale either?
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  Speaker 3: Comes back?
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  Speaker 1: Now, you got it right, It was a blue whale.
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  Speaker 2: Blue. Oh, and that last question we missed right there.
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  Speaker 2: What's the chemical symbol for water? Jesus h two?
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'm just saying who wrote this?
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  Speaker 2: You were chatchy pt.
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  Speaker 1: Chatchy PT. You didn't contribute at all. Come on, he
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  Speaker 1: was on the couch, so I got wow?
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  Speaker 2: Nine out of ten? Is that what you got? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Nine out of ten. The villain in The Little Mermaid
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  Speaker 1: ursula the big one. Yeah, the big purple Ever watched
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  Speaker 1: ye Little Mermaid? That doesn't that's not one of the
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  Speaker 1: good Disney movies.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm a right of two wee girl.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, no, even that one's over.
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  Speaker 3: Ray, I just watched it last night again for like
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  Speaker 3: the hundredth time.
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  Speaker 1: You really know now that one gets on my nerves.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you're talking like classic Disney, like old school,
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  Speaker 2: old school Disney, Cinderella is the best one.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Bambi's too fucking sad. That's sad.
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  Speaker 2: That's Cinderella. Huh, Cinderella. I'd probably pick Cinderella.
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  Speaker 1: Why.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the Cinderella play in the fifth grade,
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  Speaker 2: That's why. Yeah, I auditioned for the Grand well, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I auditioned for the Prince, and I got the Grand Duke.
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  Speaker 1: That was what was that?
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  Speaker 2: That's the fucking dude that has to prance around town
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  Speaker 2: and try the fucking shoe on everybody until they find
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  Speaker 2: the right one. Oh yeah, yeah, he's the dude with
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  Speaker 2: the monocle. That's all I remember about is that I
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  Speaker 2: had the round thing in my eye. Cool the fifth grader. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I had blonde hair and appeal on black mustache,
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  Speaker 2: which made a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 3: You were a nerd back then and still are?
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  Speaker 2: Are we ready to get started here with the questions,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you versus me, it's my birthday. Go easy on me,
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  Speaker 2: all right, that's right, it's your birthday. I'm yeah. So
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  Speaker 2: when this podcast is posted, you'll officially be how.
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  Speaker 1: Old forty one?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah? Are you double my age? No?
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  Speaker 1: First off, you're terrible at math, But.
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  Speaker 2: Like twenty and twenty is forty and one, so you're
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  Speaker 2: twenty six twenty six times two. Well, I'm saying, like
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  Speaker 2: twenty and twenty.
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  Speaker 1: It's fifty two the same as forty one.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty two? Fuck fifty two, fifty two close to forty one?
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  Speaker 1: Hey you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, like I'm not a number guy,
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  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, fifty two, forty one, forty one's here
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  Speaker 2: and fifty two is.
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  Speaker 1: Here and they're not there.
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  Speaker 2: Older, it's throwing away, yes, wiser, I don't know anyway,
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: all right, it's just Steph.
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  Speaker 1: You're our lifeline. We can use you once. Question number one,
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  Speaker 1: how about this drunk on trivia?
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  Speaker 2: What's the main ingredient and a traditional Scottish.
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  Speaker 1: Whiskey a main ingredient like to make it or how
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  Speaker 1: they serve it? What is it like on a piece
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  Speaker 1: of you? Like, is it like with a cube of ice.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, the mean ingredient.
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  Speaker 2: It's there in a traditional Scottish whiskey, a cube of
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  Speaker 2: fucking ice.
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  Speaker 1: What I don't fucking know? Yeah, is it barley? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you literally got it.
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  Speaker 1: Answered, really pulled out. Is it a cub of ice?
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  Speaker 2: Baby? Boom boom boom? Do you like whiskey?
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  Speaker 1: Are you drinking? Yesterday? He was hung over all day.
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  Speaker 1: He literally got off the couch right before I came
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  Speaker 1: over and contributed nothing to the rapid round questions. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, I'll write them next. I was on
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  Speaker 1: the phone with it before. He's like, can you I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I don't drink. I don't drink alcohol a lot.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I DJed a.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Party last and I the private party, backyard party, great house,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: beautiful house with a great outdoor area.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: And he's told me before that when he does gigs,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: he doesn't get drunk. I never drink or smoke. And
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: what did you do yesterday? I drank and I smoked
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: with both j Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because it was like friends, you know, and there's
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: a lot of friends there. It was just me set
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: up next to the bartender DJ and all afternoon, like
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I I can't remember the last time that I DJ'd
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: for like seven hours straight. It was all day, from
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: five o'clock to midnight, twelve thirty, and he had to
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: be picked up until the cops came.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: The cops came because of the noise.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Last night. Yeah, oh really, that's what shut down the party.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You were bumping it too hard.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for them to tell me to like
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: shut it off and go home, and nobody said anything,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: so I kept going and.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Till what time, like twelve thirty. The cops showed up
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: at twelve thirty, and then I think the noise starts
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: at eleven or something like that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I asked him if he told his neighbors. This
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: is what I always do when I DJ backy parties.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I ask if they tell their neighbors that they're throwing
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: a party, and most of the time they say yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: He told me yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: He might have told them.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: It's a lot easier too, if you invite your neighbors,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: befriend your neighbors, invite your neighbors. Yeah. Avoid However, Steph,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you listen to the last episode
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: with Bob Older, but he struck up a conversation with
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: my neighbor who I don't really talk to, who I
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: don't really talk to to begin with, I talk to
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: this neighbor and not that neighbor, and he talked to
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: that neighbor. And now every time I see them, I'm like, hey,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: how are you? And I walk past and I'm.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Thinking, whatever that guy said to you. Don't let them
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: reflect poor, you know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Man. Now these people that I don't talk to, I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: feel the need to talk to them so I can
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: apologize for.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Him.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: We have to be nice anyway. Question two, Question two?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Question two, All right, let's do some geography. What US
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along with Puerto Rico?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: One more time?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: with Puerto Rico.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I think my friend lives there, and I cannot think
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: of what it's called right now?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Do you know what it is?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I think I do.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna come to me. I'm gonna
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: go to a staff for my life.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: So you're going to your life hard it come to me?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: What do you think it is?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I don't it's not Bermuda.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: But what US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: along with Puerto Rico. What are you doing on your phone?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Going on your phone?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: No, it's not kualmeter, not googling, going on your phone?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Not googling? Well, then what do you need your Well?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Then what are you looking up? This should be against.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: The roles, so probably sleeping at this time.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: What are you looking up? The location? Find my friends?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I can't remember it. Tell me what it is without
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: being dick.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: What US territory is located in the Caribbean Sea along
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: with Puerto Rico.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Ah, man, I cannot get it. The correct answer is
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: the Virgin.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Island, the Virgin Islands.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: That's not where I thought it was. Okay, but I
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: thought I actually thought about the Virgin Islands. I just
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: didn't spit it out before. I thought it was this
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: other place that I cannot remember.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It's nice though.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I hope he's having a good time down the.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Question three. I'm good for him.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: All right, come on, nuts, it's a here's a question
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Why is uh?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You know? Ever since we went to the Pocono race
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: with Bob, Like today, I was watching the NASCAR Cup
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: series race in Sonoma County, California. Today. I watched it
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: start and I watched like the first three or four laps,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: and I thought, all right, this is like kind of cool. However,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: not to sound like a raging asshole, but why is
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: that considered sports? Like this next question I'm going to
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: ask you is technically a sports question. I want to
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: know what, Like, it's sports athlete driving athletes.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. It takes a lot of You
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: have to be athletic to drive that car. Right, you
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: have to be really good shape because all the G
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: force and everything like that, Like, it's a lot on
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: your body. I think race cart like especially in Formula one,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I know I talked about. I've been watching that a
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: lot more. They'll lose like thirteen pounds in a race, dude,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, from all that like G force. Well, did
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: you see the new Brad Pitt movie? And that's why
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I did see that course?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I've been I've been in it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I've been watching that Netflix series about F one and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: it really has gotten me into it. But I did
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: see the New F one movie and it was all right,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it was okay, cheesy, it was kind of my parents.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: They loved it. They went to the pre screening of it,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: did they? The radio station did an event a pre
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: screening a couple of days before it came out. But
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: the my dad said that the sound was ridiculous. It
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: like shook the seats. It was crazy.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: It was cool, don't get me wrong. The racing scenes
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: were cool or whatever, but the storyline was really kind
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: of stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Yeah, Brad Pitt
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: cool and everything, but that movie alright.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so sports apparently is the question, Uh, who's the
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: only driver to win the Indy five hundred, the Daytona
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: five hundred and the F one World Championship.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Mario and Drettie.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Wow, look at that local guy, local tie Yeah, local time,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: very good. I used to h he used to own
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: a car wash down on Bethlehem. Yeah, and now it's
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you know, and now it's a different name.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: But anyway, he used to be there, dude washing his
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: car all the time, and I was such a huge
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: fan out.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he was just be making it at so
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: many times.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, oh yeah, cool stuff. Yeah. And then even after
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: he sold the car wash, you'd come through the drive
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: through thing and he would still be there in his
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: corner cleaning out his car and stuff like that.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: For our international listeners, we know there's so many of them.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: He's from Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Yeah, which is what I don't know,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: fifteen twenty minutes away from where we're recording this podcast
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: right now, exactly. I used to drive past his big
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: mansion that shack dude man, whoa whoa.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, they're definitely among the richest people around here.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Look at you, Mary Andrei. Thank you. You're doing pretty
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: good today. Thank you, you're doing pretty good.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Question for all right, So again, we're recording this episode
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: on Sunday, July thirteenth, But I'm gonna ask you a
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: question about the fourth of July, which was you know
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: what a week ago? Yep, week and a half ago.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: On the fourth of July, Joey Chestnut made a triumphant
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: return to the Nathan's famous Hot dog eating contest. How
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: many dogs did he consume in ten minutes to take
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: home the infamous mustard belt?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Did you watch that stuff?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I read about it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I remember reading about it. I read about it. Was
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it like ninety seven?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: No, it's not that many.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: It's not that sixty seven. That is there a seven
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: at the end of it. There is a seven in there.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: It's more than sixty seven seventy seven eighty seven?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: What wait, what is it more of?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: More than seventy four seventy four less Jesus Christ seventy
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: seven seventy zero point five. So he ate like the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: perfect like half serving of a hot dog. Inherently, I
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: If you look at him, it looks like he like
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: takes the dog out of the bun, and then it
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: looks like he soaks the bun in the water and
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: just like shoves it in his face like this goopy,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: bready water.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Easier to eat, Yeah, it slides down easier. I hate
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: to say it like that. Oh yeah, seventy and a half.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So they what they like, measure the hot dogs and
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: then he they measured the half that he ate, and
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they were like, that's exactly half. How do you get
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: a half of a point? I think that's kind of stupid.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I think you should just if you don't eat the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: whole thing, then you don't get a half a point,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you just get rounded down. You didn't finish the fucking
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: hot dog.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: It's like putting half of it in your mouth. Yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: not the whole thing.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she knows what I'm talking about anyway, I think.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Anyway, what you're about to learn absolutely nothing. Go Blazed
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: and Confused podcast.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Varying topics today. Here we go the first one, question
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: number one. What popular candy bar was named after a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: beloved racehorse in the nineteen twenties. Um, I want to
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: say a baby Ruth. No, no, no, no, stuff?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Oh shit?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Was just wait?
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I do know?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Do you want more of this?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: No?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I can't face the one helpable. It was right on him.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Named after a fucker?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: What popular baby bar?
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I know what it was, but mister goodbar.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: The answer is Snickers, Snicker you name, that's right, Niggers.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: So I got that wrong, man, Okay, So Babe, I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: mean babe.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Baby Ruth a baseball player, Babe Ruth.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I know who Babe Ruth is.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the candy. What's the candy?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: What is it chocolate or something?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I think? Well is it not? No coconuts? Not baby root,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Baby Ruth a baby Ruth bar, Iaby Ruth. I don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: think I've ever had one?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Actually, what yeah, I know I like them.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I just don't remember what's in them.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think you like them. No, I will always
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: give them up on Halloween.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I recently found out that is great.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not even really much of a candy guy. But
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Kinder Did you ever have a Kinder?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Man, those are good.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: It doesn't about I don't know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I kinder bino, they're moy bueno. They have like this
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: cream inside. Oh my god, what a surprise. Got a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: cream and creamy inside, you know, Joe, I'm sorry, I'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: looking up. What's in a baby Ruth? Oh, baby Ruth?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Baby baby named Ruth?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: No, you two are stronge that poor baby.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: The baby Ruth. A baby Ruth and a Snicker are
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: very very similar. Baby Ruth bars contain chunkier peanuts. Plus
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: there's more of them in the Snickers bar, more peanuts
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: in a baby Ruth peanuts. This creates a chewier texture,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: which is great for those who love a scrumptious crunch.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Google. Anyway, when you say peanuts, it
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: sounds like penis. You shouldn't be peanuts.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, penis. Did you ever play the
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: game in school or you're sitting on the bus, or
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: you know, you're sitting in a quiet room and you
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: dare your friends to just stand up and yell as
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: loud as they can back in the day, for sure, Steph,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: you ever played the penis game?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: No, I have no idea what want to do?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: It is fun to do it in public. Such, I
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: don't know about that. That that's that's a little much
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: penis question too.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: What pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Hot one hundred number one singles? Which pop star holds
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the number?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Which pop star holds the record for the most of
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the Billboard Hot one hundred number I can't even fucking talk.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Which pop star holds the record for the most Billboard
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Hot one hundred number one singles.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Male or female?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Chatchy, bet really fucked up that wording.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Give you a hen or a male?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's a female? Row If it was a male, who
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: say barry male? Which pop star holds the record for
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the most Billboard Hot one hundred number one singles? She
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: has nineteen of them. I know who it is, Okay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I have a few guesses. Guess no, Taylor Swift, No, no.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: No, can I guess?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe I'll go to my lifeline.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'll go to you already got it wrong, but go ahead, Donna,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: no Ja, yes, no, this is a major one that
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm completely shocked that you're overlooking Linda Ronstaff. She's really
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: popular around Christmas.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Whitney Houston.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, fucking Mariah Carrey nineteen number one hits. Yeah, Mariah
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: carry Wow, Maria, did you ask me that question already? No,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: it was a different Mariah Carey question. Tell chat Chip
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: to stop giving me a questions about Mariah Carrott.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Every time I asked chat GBT brings up shit he
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: already told me about. Like I don't understand. It's more
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: clever than that. You gotta keep asking him about his sister.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You gotta keep doing it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Question three, where's your sister? Who was the primary author
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: of the Declaration of Independence?
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I did not remember this? Do you know this stuff?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The primary anything STEP's are.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: All tame right now. By the way, it's the weed.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It's because your weed's too strong, That's what it is.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it junks you out too much.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: I'm hallucinating right now.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: But is that you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Hallucinating?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: But like you know, yeah, you're vibing all right, you
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: got the music in your ears, Auntie go off Anti.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: What a battie, Steph.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: They love you. I'm telling you we.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Should reply to some of them.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Who was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Is it fucking Thomas Jefferson?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Now there's a bonus points option here, right Which president
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: was he? What number president was he? You want to hint,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I can give you a hint. Okay, So here's here's
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: where my my brain is right now.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: When I went through the last episode, or one of
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: our recent episodes, Thomas Jefferson came up in conversation and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I said, he's number three, But I think that's wrong,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: and I think it's actually five.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I think he's the fifth president. You had it right
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: to begin with, due number three. No, wait, so he's
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the third, Yes, the third one from eighteen oh one
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to eighteen oh nine. He had a full term there.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Oh so close.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you reached back like that the way you
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: did for that information.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Good for you. I do suffer from short term memory loss,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: but that was a couple of days ago, so it
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: was enough days, I guess for you to remember question four.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: The first name of doctor Seuss is what ohm is
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: real first name? Yeah, I definitely know this.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: It's Theodore Geisel. You got it? How did you know that?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Because I was a dude, I did not need a reader.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I used to be a reader green Eggs and Ham.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That is your example over head. The that was a
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: reader too when I was three years ago. Go, can't go?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Can you name a book from like, you know, I
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: don't know, high school lever level?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, to kill a Mockingbird?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, well to keep going.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Did you mean it doctor Seuss book?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? SEUs was actually his mother's maiden name, and that
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: was his middle name. Interesting, see, I didn't know that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I did SEUs Geisel? Yeah, I pronounce it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I do remember reading those books
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: over and over and over and over and over as
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: a kid, and I feel like his name, his real name,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: was like in there somewhere, dude.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: He also wrote under a different name called Theo Le
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Sigue or Le Siege or something like that. It's guys
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: all backwards, so he wrote other ship under a different name.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Aren't you a wealth of knowledge?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: They may not.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Have all the answers but they have all the snacks.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: He's still blazed and confused. Podcast.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: It's very hot. It's very very hot out.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: They that July is on pace to become the hottest
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  Speaker 2: month on Earth ever recorded in history.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, this July.
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  Speaker 2: So there's this TikTok that I saw, of course TikTok
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  Speaker 2: from a math professor, and he shares this what he
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  Speaker 2: calls a hack to cool down your car, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: the worst part about like summer is when you get
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  Speaker 2: back into your car and it's a good billion degrees
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  Speaker 2: and you gotta deal with the heat. Right, So it
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  Speaker 2: says you got to roll down your passenger side window,
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  Speaker 2: and then it says you're supposed to open and close
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  Speaker 2: your driver's side door four or five times a test
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  Speaker 2: show to drop the inside tent by around twenty degrees
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  Speaker 2: in just seconds.
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  Speaker 1: So you stand there and you.
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  Speaker 2: Open and close the door four or five times, and
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  Speaker 2: you literally air out your car if you open all
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  Speaker 2: the windows or you open the passenger side window.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sure you meant while you're driving.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's certainly one way to cool it down
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  Speaker 1: to and go to jail.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, right right. The other thing that caught my
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  Speaker 2: intention I know that we're being all like inclusive and everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very yes, inclusive, we love everybody. Everybody's great. But Mattel,
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  Speaker 2: the toy people, the barbie people, they have a new
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  Speaker 2: Barbie that has diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: You no, I did not see this.
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  Speaker 2: It says the latest one has type one diabetes, complete
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  Speaker 2: with a continuous glucose monitor and insulin pump. I mean, though,
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  Speaker 2: unless your kid has diabetes, what are the chances that
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna like pick that up? You're a parent walking
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  Speaker 2: around toys r us. You see the regular barbies and
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  Speaker 2: then you see the oh, here's the diabetic barbie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the math about like production on those? Like
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  Speaker 1: every so many children are is is this a.
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  Speaker 2: Limited edition diabetic Barbie? Or is this a full time
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  Speaker 2: diabetic Barbie? That's what I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's definitely an American toy seasonal.
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  Speaker 2: Is it summer only?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you can request what type of barbies they make,
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  Speaker 5: like Krayola does with crayons, so you could say, you know,
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  Speaker 5: you want to Hooker Barbie or.
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  Speaker 3: DJ Barbie.
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  Speaker 1: I know what we're doing after this episode? Ye ordering
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a Hooker Barbie?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And honestly, it's funny you mentioned the Creole factory.
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  Speaker 2: They could sponsor this podcast too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they would want to do that. Crayola sponsors.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very family oriented. We love families.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I love families. I love families.
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  Speaker 1: I was with my family today at a lesbian baby shower.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, and it sounds great. Yeah, families, we
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  Speaker 2: love them. Crayola sponsors. No, you know, have you seen
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  Speaker 2: the ends that you can name and wrap your own crayon?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me that doesn't sound cool? You've been able to
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  Speaker 2: Are you joking? That's not no.
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  Speaker 1: I I just saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know that I've heard that for years
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  Speaker 2: and years and years, but I did hear it the
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: other day and I thought, honestly, that's pretty damn cool.
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  Speaker 2: Like what I have that when I was good, I
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  Speaker 2: want to wrap my own fucking crant and name it.
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  Speaker 1: Just go on a field trip for the show here
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  Speaker 1: and we'll go to the Criolla factory.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, let's do it so I can name it. Wrap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fun.
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  Speaker 2: What we can smoke weed and the crew.
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  Speaker 1: We'd have to do that before when in the door.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm sure that they would let us in. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure they would. All the colors so cool.
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  Speaker 3: The store is really great. Yeah, yeah, you could buy
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  Speaker 3: anything in there.
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  Speaker 1: I remember going on a field trip there when I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: was a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that if we went to the Corilla
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  Speaker 2: factory we'd be the oldest ones there aside from.
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  Speaker 1: Aside from the parents.
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  Speaker 3: Borrow somebody's kid or something that.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like weird, we're gonna go to jail?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, question for you?
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  Speaker 2: Can I have your kids so I could go to
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: the creole effect.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And borrow he means borrow.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to borrow him, just so I can
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  Speaker 2: name and wrap my own cran, the Joel cran.
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  Speaker 1: What color would it be? Oh, okay, us whatever color
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  Speaker 1: that is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well coast cast a little bit of everything. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so it would probably be like brown, like the.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah shit brown ship brown.
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  Speaker 2: All right, that's the show. I'm Becker, that's Joel Steph.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, you're welcome, Thank you, Episode episode ten, Episode
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  Speaker 2: ten of I'm Really Big.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, that's the whole point, isn't it. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go.
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  Speaker 4: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
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