Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 54. The War at Christmas
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- 1:27Speaker 1: and What Now, the history podcast That's not Your History
- 1:29Speaker 1: class with me your host Kertie Charlwood, history harlot and
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- 2:02Speaker 1: I've swallowed a bunch of paint colors, so we can
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- 2:10Speaker 1: Back to a more positive note, Hello, everybody who's been
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- 3:50Speaker 1: I understand that there's literally millions of podcasts out there,
- 3:54Speaker 1: but that's still fucking good. I'm very impressed, you know,
- 3:58Speaker 1: how like I was that a fifteen year old Canadian
- 4:02Speaker 1: student referenced me in their history homework, right like I
- 4:08Speaker 1: I dined out on that for days. Do you know
- 4:12Speaker 1: how insufferable I'm gonna be now, like abs of fucking lootly,
- 4:17Speaker 1: I am so happy, Like, oh honestly, even though I
- 4:23Speaker 1: have I had to have a break for like a
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- 4:38Speaker 1: And I hurt your faces, I really do. I'm so happy.
- 4:45Speaker 2: That sounded very sad. I'm like, I'm so.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Happy, she said in the saddest voice. But nah, now
- 4:53Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking.
- 4:54Speaker 2: You're thinking quite your jibber jab, but in fact me,
- 4:56Speaker 2: in fact you I will.
- 4:57Speaker 1: But first we've good to gain our source on.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Our sources are.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Trench Warfare nineteen fourteen to nineteen eighty, The Live and
- 5:07Speaker 1: Let Live System by Tony Ashworth, Meeting on No Man's
- 5:14Speaker 1: Land Christmas nineteen fourteen and Fraternization in the Great War
- 5:18Speaker 1: by Malcolm Brown. Silent Night, The Story of the World
- 5:22Speaker 1: War One, Christmas Truce by Stanley Weintraump, The Christmas Truce
- 5:28Speaker 1: Myth Memory and the First World War by Terry bloom Croker,
- 5:33Speaker 1: Truce in the Forest by Fritz Vincoln, Unsolved Mysteries, Yes,
- 5:39Speaker 1: the TV show War History Online dot com, and of
- 5:43Speaker 1: course our old friends History dot Com. I was sitting
- 5:48Speaker 1: comfortably good. Then let's begin. First things first, this week's
- 5:54Speaker 1: episode is actually dedicated to my dear friend Matt. Matt
- 5:59Speaker 1: is a sometime historical reinactor and future historian. As I
- 6:07Speaker 1: have ranted many times on this podcast, military history is
- 6:12Speaker 1: not really at the top of my sort of knowledge set.
- 6:16Speaker 1: To say, it's not my forte it is true that
- 6:21Speaker 1: that's factually correct.
- 6:22Speaker 2: It's not.
- 6:24Speaker 1: And like most things that I do not have an
- 6:26Speaker 1: expertise in, I will reach out and speak to someone
- 6:30Speaker 1: who has a level of expertise, who has a knowledge
- 6:33Speaker 1: that I don't have.
- 6:34Speaker 2: It's okay not to know shit.
- 6:36Speaker 1: That's why a lot of you listen to me. You
- 6:38Speaker 1: don't know everything I'm going to tell you. I don't
- 6:41Speaker 1: even know everything I'm going to tell you. There's a
- 6:43Speaker 1: possibility I spoke about something in episode and seven.
- 6:47Speaker 2: You could repeat it to me. It might not even
- 6:49Speaker 2: be in my brain anymore.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It could just be gone, like I radiate today. Forgive me.
- 6:55Speaker 1: But when I don't have expertise in something, I go
- 6:57Speaker 1: ask Because even if, say, for example, I wanted to
- 7:01Speaker 1: know about muskets or bayonets, I had a bayonet question,
- 7:06Speaker 1: and so I was asking him like about how bayonets
- 7:09Speaker 1: and how they work, and like just general weapony questions,
- 7:14Speaker 1: weapony weaponry questions. So I don't have the answers for stuff,
- 7:19Speaker 1: and if he doesn't have the answer, he can definitely
- 7:21Speaker 1: point me in the direction of where to find it,
- 7:24Speaker 1: you know. So he has been helping me a lot
- 7:27Speaker 1: with some questions I had regarding certain things. And so,
- 7:32Speaker 1: my dear friend, this episode is for you because this
- 7:36Speaker 1: is about the war at Christmas.
- 7:38Speaker 2: The war on Christmas.
- 7:39Speaker 1: You say no, no, no, no, at at Christmas. So
- 7:43Speaker 1: that's why this episode is a little bit different, because
- 7:45Speaker 1: it's more of a theme than one cohesive story because
- 7:51Speaker 1: I thought this is pretty interesting and not everybody knows
- 7:56Speaker 1: all about all of this, and I don't usually talk
- 7:59Speaker 1: about wary a lot, but I thought this is kind
- 8:01Speaker 1: of more fun and it's more social morkin of my alley.
- 8:06Speaker 1: So we are going to start off with the nineteen
- 8:09Speaker 1: fourteen Christmas Truce. Now, quite a lot of you know
- 8:15Speaker 1: about this. You've seen the Cadbury's advert where they're kicking
- 8:18Speaker 1: a football on the field. And if you don't know this,
- 8:22Speaker 1: we'll sit down and get ready to be informed about things.
- 8:28Speaker 1: So the Great War, as it was known at the time,
- 8:31Speaker 1: it had been raging for several months. Like they were told,
- 8:35Speaker 1: I'll be you know, a couple months, you'll be home.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
- 8:38Speaker 1: It'll be over, lads, chill. It was not chill, and
- 8:43Speaker 1: it was not over. So by the time Christmas starts
- 8:47Speaker 1: coming around, you've got so much shit, you have a
- 8:52Speaker 1: lack of morale. You have trench foot. Everybody trench foot.
- 8:57Speaker 1: So the one thing I mainly know about World War
- 8:59Speaker 1: One has trench foot lice. How they would light matches
- 9:05Speaker 1: and just.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Pop the lice off their body.
- 9:10Speaker 1: They would just you know, like snap, crackle and pop
- 9:13Speaker 1: like the cereal. That's what it was like to just
- 9:16Speaker 1: burn the lice off the body. This is not This
- 9:19Speaker 1: is a segue back into it. So yeah, they are
- 9:23Speaker 1: in these, let's face it, in humane conditions. They are
- 9:28Speaker 1: just murdering each other left and right. And it's coming
- 9:33Speaker 1: up to Christmas and Pope Benedict he's like, I think
- 9:37Speaker 1: there should be a truce as it is. Christmas Jesus
- 9:41Speaker 1: would want it this way. And the generals and the
- 9:44Speaker 1: higher ups are like, don't be ridiculous.
- 9:49Speaker 2: No, we have a war to win.
- 9:51Speaker 1: We're not going to stop and have a truce.
- 9:54Speaker 2: What Bobby Cog is this? No?
- 9:57Speaker 1: And then Christmas Eve rolls up and it is wet,
- 10:03Speaker 1: it is muddy. These men have been crouched in trenches
- 10:08Speaker 1: for months. They're in this robberous of fucking terror. They
- 10:15Speaker 1: are very aware this is a liver dye situation. They
- 10:19Speaker 1: could lose themselves, their family, their friends if they fail.
- 10:24Speaker 1: What happens to everyone back home? Do they feel themselves,
- 10:27Speaker 1: do they feel their country? Do they fail their comrades?
- 10:32Speaker 1: They could lose their lives. They are suffering from insomnia.
- 10:36Speaker 1: They're seeing the faces of they're dead when they close
- 10:39Speaker 1: their eyes they're trying to smoke cigarettes that are too
- 10:43Speaker 1: damp to light. They're trying to eat biscuits that are
- 10:47Speaker 1: too stale. They say it to the hope that kills you,
- 10:51Speaker 1: and to them, hope is a soft bed and a
- 10:54Speaker 1: warm embrace, something that they know they may never feel again.
- 10:58Speaker 2: And on the.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Pitch black winter's night, December twenty fourth, nineteen fourteen, instead
- 11:07Speaker 1: of silence.
- 11:11Speaker 2: They hear silent night Stay, and it's.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Coming from the German soldiers in the trenches, what like
- 11:24Speaker 1: several feet away. The trenches are actually so much closer
- 11:28Speaker 1: than you think. It's like six feet three feet. There
- 11:31Speaker 1: isn't a huge amount of space. The Germans are singing carols.
- 11:38Speaker 2: They're like, it's Christmas Eve.
- 11:40Speaker 1: See. Here's the thing about Germany anyway, is that Christmas,
- 11:45Speaker 1: the general christmasiness of it all, it is done on
- 11:49Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, not Christmas Day. Christmas Eve is the bigger celebration.
- 11:53Speaker 1: So that's when they would so of course they're singing.
- 11:58Speaker 1: They're singing their carols. And as as the as the
- 12:03Speaker 1: British soldiers crouch in the trenches, their clothes sodden with
- 12:10Speaker 1: water and mud, they hear a German voice shout out, come.
- 12:15Speaker 2: Over here, and he's like, I'm not coming.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Over there because he's suspicious as fuck, because of course
- 12:22Speaker 1: you are, because that's the enemy. They tried to shoot.
- 12:26Speaker 2: You earlier in the day.
- 12:29Speaker 1: And he's like, fine, I'll come out if you come out.
- 12:31Speaker 2: So they meet halfway.
- 12:35Speaker 1: And they start sharing stuff.
- 12:39Speaker 2: So like they're giving tobacco to each other. Pipe tobacco.
- 12:43Speaker 1: That's you know, they can actually smoke and listen, nobody's
- 12:47Speaker 1: promoting smoking on this podcast, but if you're at physical war,
- 12:51Speaker 1: like literally, I'm gonna allow you a cigarette, I think
- 12:55Speaker 1: you can have it.
- 12:56Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna yuck your yum in
- 12:58Speaker 2: this situation.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Oh no. So they're like giving tobacco and they're showing
- 13:04Speaker 1: pictures of their women back home. They're chatting and laughing,
- 13:09Speaker 1: and they're like swapping chocolate. Can you imagine like you've
- 13:14Speaker 1: been living off absolute gruel and just.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Snuff and other shit and you're being given chocolate.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's you're definitely you're definitely feeling good now.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Oh and wine. They had wine, so you.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Know, they basically have a party, like in the middle
- 13:36Speaker 1: of a war and they're just having drinks and sweets
- 13:39Speaker 1: with the enemy. Like and it wasn't just on No
- 13:43Speaker 1: Man's land that this sort of happened. These little truces
- 13:47Speaker 1: sort of happened all over all over the show and
- 13:52Speaker 1: like all over the Western Front.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Like these little truces just kept happening.
- 13:59Speaker 1: And he was without you know, any permission from the
- 14:03Speaker 1: higher ups from command at all.
- 14:05Speaker 2: These soldiers were just like, fuck, this were a game
- 14:08Speaker 2: of soldiers. We need a break. And so for some
- 14:14Speaker 2: it was.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Something as simple as giving them time to reclean they're dead.
- 14:19Speaker 1: For others they're sharing gifts. And for some these tresses
- 14:25Speaker 1: actually lasted for several days, you know, for recuperation and
- 14:31Speaker 1: I don't know, chilling out morale, just somebody can have
- 14:34Speaker 1: one night's sleep and all of this sort of weird stuff.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I say weird because you know, you're at actual war
- 14:42Speaker 2: starts happening all across the front.
- 14:45Speaker 1: So you've got Germans using candles to like Christmas trees,
- 14:49Speaker 1: I'll be honest, doesn't seem like the smartest idea. I mean,
- 14:53Speaker 1: everything is basically frozen, so there's probably a little damage
- 14:56Speaker 1: to be done.
- 14:58Speaker 2: But yeah, so they've got their candles.
- 15:00Speaker 1: I know, Christmas trees were ridginally done with candles, don't
- 15:03Speaker 1: at me so like they're lighting fucking trees up And.
- 15:10Speaker 2: One British soldier, as it turns out, was a barber.
- 15:14Speaker 2: So he sets up this little like impromptu barber shop
- 15:18Speaker 2: and he starts charging the Germans like two cigarettes each
- 15:24Speaker 2: for like a haircut or shave.
- 15:30Speaker 1: I fucking love it. I am obsessed with like human ingenuity.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Anyone who's listened to me for a while knows this,
- 15:36Speaker 1: and so it's really it's really, I fucking love us.
- 15:40Speaker 1: He's just like, yep, setting up shop. I've got a
- 15:43Speaker 1: skill set. Your beards are really bushy. You need to
- 15:46Speaker 1: sort this out. This is just not a look that's
- 15:48Speaker 1: working for you. And I would like to be paid
- 15:50Speaker 1: in cigarettes and maybe some chocolate please thanks. And then
- 15:58Speaker 1: on No Man's Land, as sort of the Germans and
- 16:02Speaker 1: the British and the Belgians are all just kind of there, a.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Football appears from the British side, I might add like
- 16:12Speaker 2: it came from the British side, not the German side.
- 16:16Speaker 2: This is this is every every account I've read says
- 16:19Speaker 2: it definitely came from the Brits, which is good enough.
- 16:23Speaker 2: I mean, are we really surprised they really love football
- 16:26Speaker 2: that much. They were like, we're bringing it to war.
- 16:29Speaker 1: And so the ball comes up and like and it
- 16:32Speaker 1: starts off with like a couple people playing kick about,
- 16:36Speaker 1: and then it just builds to a point where there's
- 16:40Speaker 1: just like there was one report that said that there
- 16:44Speaker 1: was a couple of hundred people taking part in this game.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Like it just so massive and all these men were
- 16:51Speaker 2: just so.
- 16:53Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, like like it decompressed.
- 16:56Speaker 2: It was cathartic. It was something that.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Was needed for the morale of war. And so they
- 17:04Speaker 1: play this massive fucking game of football with a ridiculous
- 17:08Speaker 1: amount of players.
- 17:10Speaker 2: I mean, was there a goalie? Like there are questions
- 17:14Speaker 2: I have to ask, like did they have goalies?
- 17:15Speaker 1: Like did they think that hands over there was going
- 17:18Speaker 1: to be putting goals and we were gonna have like
- 17:20Speaker 1: gerald over here in our end?
- 17:21Speaker 2: Like who was the reef? Was there were ref? No?
- 17:25Speaker 1: Not?
- 17:25Speaker 2: Can you imagine being the ref? I was like, nah,
- 17:29Speaker 2: it wasn't all fun and games though. There were some
- 17:32Speaker 2: truths as well.
- 17:33Speaker 1: They were happening that you know, there would be soldiers
- 17:36Speaker 1: out in no man's land just you know, chatting and
- 17:39Speaker 1: the other side would just sniper them, which is I mean,
- 17:45Speaker 1: rude if nothing else.
- 17:48Speaker 3: And at the end of this, when you know, everything
- 17:51Speaker 3: went back to normal, Like people who were known to
- 17:56Speaker 3: have been involved in this truce, especially on the British end,
- 17:59Speaker 3: which we would know more about, Like there was a
- 18:01Speaker 3: lot of.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Punishment for recognizing with the enemy like it was.
- 18:07Speaker 2: They were not happy because they didn't want the.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Other soldiers the enemy to be seen as human. You
- 18:17Speaker 1: don't want to humanize your enemy. You don't want them
- 18:20Speaker 1: to be a fully fledged, you know person, you know,
- 18:24Speaker 1: with hopes and dreams and a.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Family and everything else.
- 18:27Speaker 1: You want them to just be the bad guy because
- 18:31Speaker 1: it's easier to get your men to just kill the
- 18:35Speaker 1: bad guy. That's an objective. He's bad, he needs to go.
- 18:40Speaker 1: But when you humanize that person and you realize that
- 18:45Speaker 1: they're just doing the exact same thing that you're.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Doing, then that leads to issues like you don't want that,
- 18:54Speaker 2: you know.
- 18:56Speaker 1: And as a result of this, as a result of
- 18:59Speaker 1: the Christmas Truth, there was a ban on this kind
- 19:03Speaker 1: of fratnization, which is why it never happened again.
- 19:07Speaker 2: Like this didn't happen, especially not on this scale. This
- 19:11Speaker 2: did not happen post nineteen fourteen, like it's the this
- 19:17Speaker 2: truce particularly has not happened before, and it did not
- 19:22Speaker 2: happen since, like this was underlined, like nope, not happening again,
- 19:30Speaker 2: not being said. There was at least one wartime Christmas
- 19:36Speaker 2: truth that happened post nineteen fourteen, and that is in
- 19:42Speaker 2: Belgium in World War Two.
- 19:46Speaker 1: My Katie, what a smooth transition that was.
- 19:48Speaker 2: That was a good segue, wasn't it.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, So the Alden Forest in Belgium, which I've
- 19:55Speaker 1: probably mispronounced horrifically, you know, December sixty and the Nazis
- 20:01Speaker 1: launched this surprise attack on the Allied forces and this
- 20:06Speaker 1: becomes known as the Battle of the Bulge.
- 20:08Speaker 2: You may have heard of it.
- 20:10Speaker 1: It is this brazen, last ditch attempt to take the
- 20:14Speaker 1: Western Front. It really is, and it is fucking brutal,
- 20:20Speaker 1: Like it is heavy.
- 20:22Speaker 2: The losses are massive.
- 20:24Speaker 1: On each side, and it's made worse by, like I think,
- 20:29Speaker 1: a week.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Later, massive snowstorms. You've got blizzards, you've got fog, you've
- 20:35Speaker 2: got rain. Everything is just fucked like it is cold,
- 20:41Speaker 2: it is wet, and your vision's impaired.
- 20:44Speaker 1: Anything that could go wrong, basically did in this point.
- 20:49Speaker 1: What makes it worse as well is that a lot
- 20:51Speaker 1: of the American soldiers who had landed on D Day,
- 20:56Speaker 1: which where there's summer uniforms because you know, it was
- 21:02Speaker 1: June when they landed, and it's now fucking December, they
- 21:07Speaker 1: are not dressed for you know, winter in Europe, shall
- 21:13Speaker 1: we say so, they're in like freezing conditions. They're in
- 21:18Speaker 1: their summer clothes. Meanwhile, not so very far away from
- 21:23Speaker 1: the fighting, there's a wee cabin, an old cabin, not
- 21:29Speaker 1: the best of abodes, but it will do when there's
- 21:32Speaker 1: a fucking war raging around you, where Elizabeth and Fritz
- 21:37Speaker 1: Vincoln are staying. So they're there because mister Vincoln he
- 21:44Speaker 1: had sent them there because their home back in Germany.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Had been destroyed. So he's like, go there, you should
- 21:50Speaker 2: be safe and protected, and I will join you.
- 21:54Speaker 1: But because of the snow and the blizzards and the storms,
- 21:59Speaker 1: he was a wee bit delayed. So I think Fritz
- 22:04Speaker 1: is twelve years old at this point, and he and
- 22:07Speaker 1: his mother Elizabeth are in the cabin. She's making soup,
- 22:12Speaker 1: like the most basic soup, just enough sustenance to keep
- 22:17Speaker 1: them going until you know, his father returns and as
- 22:23Speaker 1: she's making what is probably a very basic and you know,
- 22:28Speaker 1: less than tasty soup, there's a knock at the door
- 22:34Speaker 1: and they open it up and who is there but
- 22:37Speaker 1: three Allied soldiers. This is a time where taking in
- 22:44Speaker 1: the enemy would get you killed, like that is a
- 22:49Speaker 1: corporal punishment type thing. So being German and taking in
- 22:56Speaker 1: these soldiers would have been a massive fucking risk to
- 23:01Speaker 1: this woman and her twelve year old boy, because to them,
- 23:10Speaker 1: a twelve year old boy could be seen as a
- 23:11Speaker 1: man and as such would be deserving of the same
- 23:16Speaker 1: punishment as his mother.
- 23:20Speaker 2: But she lets them in anyway.
- 23:22Speaker 1: So these are i think American soldiers, and this may
- 23:26Speaker 1: surprise you, but they don't actually speak any German.
- 23:30Speaker 2: One of them, however, does know a wee bit of French,
- 23:33Speaker 2: and so he explains that. You know, one of the
- 23:36Speaker 2: guys is injured.
- 23:37Speaker 1: He's got a gunshot wing to the leg and he's bleeding,
- 23:41Speaker 1: and there's a snowstorm.
- 23:43Speaker 2: They're lost, they're hungry.
- 23:46Speaker 1: He's like, can we please just come in and spend
- 23:50Speaker 1: the night out of the cold.
- 23:51Speaker 2: So we don't freeze to death? You know, if we're outside,
- 23:55Speaker 2: we are going to freeze to death, and so he
- 23:57Speaker 2: manages to convey this in his broken friend and interpretive
- 24:02Speaker 2: sign language, Shall we say and yes?
- 24:09Speaker 1: Even though harboring an enemy soldier was illegal and they
- 24:15Speaker 1: would be executed, Elizabeth Vincoln decided.
- 24:20Speaker 2: It's Christmas Eve. She was a religious lady, this was.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Time of the Lord and other things, and so she
- 24:29Speaker 1: invites them in. So the wounded fella she gets a
- 24:33Speaker 1: nice and comfortable or as comfortable as she can make
- 24:35Speaker 1: him in this cabin in the middle of nowhere, and
- 24:41Speaker 1: so she gets Fritz the boy to fetch like potatoes
- 24:45Speaker 1: and a rooster that they'd been saving for their Christmas dinner,
- 24:48Speaker 1: because she's like, we're gonna have to feed these boys.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Like look at them, you know what I mean. I
- 24:54Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever met an old school European mother,
- 25:01Speaker 2: but they take no.
- 25:02Speaker 1: Shit and they it's it's they they have opinions and
- 25:09Speaker 1: you don't really want to mess with them, really, I find.
- 25:12Speaker 2: And so she's like, no, we need to feed these boys.
- 25:15Speaker 2: We can't be doing this. So so.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Fritz gets the potatoes and they get the rooster, and
- 25:25Speaker 1: obviously missus Rinkin's like kills it starts plucking it.
- 25:31Speaker 2: And then there's another knock at the door, so yeah,
- 25:39Speaker 2: and again Fritz opens the.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Door, and who does he come face to face with
- 25:46Speaker 1: but four German soldiers. One of them says that, you know,
- 25:53Speaker 1: they got sepage from their unit. They're fucking hungry and
- 25:58Speaker 1: they're going to freeze to death if they stay out.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Side, and so faced with the fact that they're harboring
- 26:08Speaker 2: the enemy, those Nazis outside, I feel like the pun
- 26:13Speaker 2: a recipe for disaster would be in protest, which is
- 26:16Speaker 2: also in proteste hmm.
- 26:20Speaker 1: AnyWho, Elizabeth goes outside and she closes the door behind
- 26:25Speaker 1: her so that the Americans do not hear her, and
- 26:29Speaker 1: she informs the Nazis outside her door that she has
- 26:34Speaker 1: some visitors inside that they may not like, and if
- 26:37Speaker 1: they want to enter her cabin, they have to leave
- 26:40Speaker 1: their weapons outside.
- 26:43Speaker 2: And they have to not start shit when they get
- 26:44Speaker 2: in the door. And these are hungry, starving soldiers who
- 26:51Speaker 2: are escaping a blizzard and are trying not to die,
- 26:55Speaker 2: so they say, yes, ma'am, absolutely one. Naturally, though, everyone
- 27:02Speaker 2: is way where as fuck. And Elizabeth goes inside and
- 27:05Speaker 2: she explained to the American soldiers this is what's happening.
- 27:09Speaker 2: You're gonna give me your weapons too, So everybody agrees.
- 27:13Speaker 1: All the weapons are put outside, and Missus Vincoln gets
- 27:18Speaker 1: started on dinner. So they shuffle in and it's like
- 27:22Speaker 1: a middle school dance, you know. So you've got the
- 27:24Speaker 1: Germans on one side, up against one wall, You've got
- 27:27Speaker 1: the Americans on the other side, up against the other.
- 27:29Speaker 1: And they were just like looking at each other across
- 27:32Speaker 1: the cabin.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Is one, are you gonna ask the other to dance? No? Okay?
- 27:37Speaker 4: Then, so things are really can of tense, and you know,
- 27:44Speaker 4: then everyone's favorite social lubrin gets involved alcohol. So the
- 27:51Speaker 4: Germans happen to have some bread and wine and they
- 27:53Speaker 4: share the bread and wine, you know, the Americans.
- 27:57Speaker 2: And as it.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Turns out, one of the Germans he speaks English and
- 28:03Speaker 1: he was training to be a medical student before he
- 28:05Speaker 1: joined you know, the army. So what he does, he
- 28:11Speaker 1: you know, examines like the gunshot wound on the American
- 28:15Speaker 1: soldier's like.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Leg, and he basically does whatever he can to.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Treat it given the situation, and he's like, you know what,
- 28:24Speaker 1: with rest and a bit of food, you should actually
- 28:27Speaker 1: be relatively okay.
- 28:29Speaker 2: So by the time dinner is actually ready. They're all
- 28:33Speaker 2: kind of you know, jovial.
- 28:35Speaker 1: And there's a bit of camaraderie going on, you know,
- 28:39Speaker 1: because they see each other as actual people. See the
- 28:42Speaker 1: whole humanizing thing again here you go. And so they're
- 28:45Speaker 1: chatting to each other in like bits of English, bits
- 28:48Speaker 1: of French, bits of German, depending on who is involved
- 28:52Speaker 1: in the speaking, and everyone gets.
- 28:55Speaker 2: A good feed.
- 28:56Speaker 1: And the very next morning, you know, the Americans collect
- 29:00Speaker 1: their weapons and the Germans collect their weapons. But before
- 29:05Speaker 1: they shake hands in part ways, they do a couple
- 29:09Speaker 1: of things. The first thing they do is work together
- 29:12Speaker 1: to fashion a stretcher for the wounded American soldier. And
- 29:18Speaker 1: another thing that happens is that the Germans bring out
- 29:21Speaker 1: this map in a compass and they show the Americans
- 29:24Speaker 1: how to get back to like, you know, the Allied lines.
- 29:29Speaker 1: But they also point out the booby traps that have
- 29:32Speaker 1: been set along the way so they know how to avoid.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Them, which is pretty cool.
- 29:39Speaker 1: And so the witnesses to this are these seven soldiers,
- 29:46Speaker 1: Mamma Vincoln and then Fritz and so yes, the soldiers
- 29:51Speaker 1: shake hands in part ways, never to see each other again,
- 29:56Speaker 1: I don't think. And the vincouns in their cabin. They
- 30:02Speaker 1: survive the war, and Fritz he grows up, he gets married,
- 30:07Speaker 1: and he travels to America and becomes an American citizen.
- 30:11Speaker 1: He ends up in Hawaii and opens a bakery because
- 30:14Speaker 1: of course he does. And he's been telling people this
- 30:18Speaker 1: story all his life, and of.
- 30:19Speaker 2: Course nobody believes him. Guess who the fuck would believe this.
- 30:23Speaker 2: I mean, you were a kid, Fritz.
- 30:24Speaker 1: We're talking about you know nothing until an episode of
- 30:28Speaker 1: Unsolved Mysteries comes on. So Fritz's story is on season seven,
- 30:35Speaker 1: episode sixteen, nineteen ninety five, an episode of Unsolved Mysteries,
- 30:41Speaker 1: and it recreates like the Christmas Eve meeting between the soldiers,
- 30:45Speaker 1: and this volunteer in a nursing home is looking at this, going.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that looks like Ralph's story because Ralph,
- 30:54Speaker 2: Ralph blank, he's been telling this story to everybody, and
- 30:56Speaker 2: just like Fritz, everyone was like, yeah, fucking right, Ralph,
- 30:59Speaker 2: wait talking about stop. Clearly you were on the ampheta
- 31:03Speaker 2: means during the war because this didn't happen, you know
- 31:05Speaker 2: what I mean. And so this chaplain he contacts Unsolved
- 31:12Speaker 2: Mysteries and he's like, I know one of the soldiers,
- 31:15Speaker 2: like I know one of the dudes, I know one
- 31:16Speaker 2: of the vets, you know, and so.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Unsolved Mysteries contacts Fritz, and Fritz ends up phoning Ralph
- 31:27Speaker 1: and they and Fritz flies to Maryland like the next year,
- 31:32Speaker 1: and then I think Fritz manages to find one more
- 31:35Speaker 1: of the soldiers, the American ones, after that, but he
- 31:38Speaker 1: never finds any of the German ones.
- 31:41Speaker 2: That being said, I don't know if you.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Were in the German army in the nineteen forties, if
- 31:46Speaker 1: you wanted to be telling people that, or if they'd
- 31:49Speaker 1: even survived, like we have no fucking clue. But finally,
- 31:55Speaker 1: can you imagine how validating that would be for like
- 31:57Speaker 1: Ralph Blank, especially if he'd been telling people this story
- 32:01Speaker 1: about his time in the war and everyone kind of
- 32:05Speaker 1: like brushed it off, like it's such an amazing and
- 32:08Speaker 1: important experience that you know, and to have it probably dismissed.
- 32:13Speaker 2: For so many years, and to finally have that validation
- 32:18Speaker 2: into have living proof of what happened.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Because I don't know about you, but sometimes I look
- 32:24Speaker 1: back at, you know, my life, and.
- 32:27Speaker 2: It feels like a completely different life.
- 32:30Speaker 1: It feels like a completely different age. And like there
- 32:35Speaker 1: are portions of my life that I've straight up forgotten
- 32:38Speaker 1: and then when I remember it, I'm like, oh, yeah,
- 32:40Speaker 1: I did write pantomimes in Scotland. Like these are things
- 32:43Speaker 1: that you know, they just feel like a completely different person.
- 32:49Speaker 1: And so if you have something that's deeply ingraining your
- 32:51Speaker 1: memory like that and it just you're constantly dismissed, it
- 32:56Speaker 1: can make it feel like it's not real even to you.
- 32:59Speaker 2: But for him to have that fucking validation, Yes, Ralph,
- 33:03Speaker 2: you go, Ralph. Ten points to Ralph. Speaking of points,
- 33:09Speaker 2: do you like board games or even playing cards? Again,
- 33:12Speaker 2: I'm so smooth with these segues.
- 33:15Speaker 1: So smooth.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Hmmm.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Oh. The next part, or should I even say the
- 33:24Speaker 1: final part of today's story involves the Bicycle Playing Card Company.
- 33:30Speaker 1: So if you happen to know a soldier, that soldier
- 33:33Speaker 1: has probably played cards at.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Some point during his time. You know, they're easy to carry.
- 33:40Speaker 2: Most people collid her to play a basic game, whether
- 33:43Speaker 2: it's poker or pontoon or anything like that. You know,
- 33:47Speaker 2: maybe you just don't like people you want to play
- 33:49Speaker 2: a game of like patience or Solitaire. We're not gonna
- 33:52Speaker 2: duck your dumb here go fish who knows whatever you're into. Snap.
- 33:56Speaker 2: If you really struggle with all card games.
- 33:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna I feel like snap might trigger something. Anyway,
- 34:03Speaker 1: that's never you're another there. So throughout history, as long
- 34:07Speaker 1: as playing cards and soldiers have had the opportunity to mix,
- 34:11Speaker 1: they have been and during World War Two, British Forces
- 34:17Speaker 1: or Allied Forces i should say, decided to contact the
- 34:21Speaker 1: Bicycle Playing Card Company because they wanted to use the
- 34:24Speaker 1: Geneva Convention to their advantage you see, gentle listener. Thanks
- 34:29Speaker 1: to the Geneva Convention, prisoners of war were allowed to
- 34:32Speaker 1: receive packages and mail from the Red Cross as long
- 34:36Speaker 1: as the aforementioned packages SLASH mail did not contain weapons,
- 34:41Speaker 1: which was like an Aha light bulb moment for the Allies.
- 34:45Speaker 1: So they used this to their advantage as much as
- 34:47Speaker 1: they could to smuggle in, you know, useful things to
- 34:51Speaker 1: help prisoners escape. And this led the Allied Intelligence forces
- 34:55Speaker 1: to contact the Bicycle Playing Card Company with this suggestion
- 35:00Speaker 1: SLASH request to make a very specific set of playing cards.
- 35:05Speaker 2: And this was a.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Top secret mission to produce a deck of cards that
- 35:09Speaker 1: included a hidden map, directions, escape routes like information and
- 35:15Speaker 1: tips which could help someone reach you know, friendly lines,
- 35:18Speaker 1: or cross a border into neutral territory or neutral country.
- 35:22Speaker 2: But how did it work? Well, I'm glad you asked,
- 35:24Speaker 2: because I'll tell you. So.
- 35:26Speaker 1: Playing cards are actually made of two layers. So there's
- 35:30Speaker 1: the layer which makes the back of the card and
- 35:32Speaker 1: the layer that makes like the face of the card.
- 35:35Speaker 1: And the map and the instructions were actually sandwiched. People
- 35:40Speaker 1: always say concealed, like it was stuck between the two.
- 35:43Speaker 1: So it was between these parts of the playing card,
- 35:47Speaker 1: and once it was submerged in water, you could peel
- 35:53Speaker 1: off the layers and find like parts of the map
- 35:57Speaker 1: on the card, and so you would effectively like jigsaw,
- 36:02Speaker 1: you would like put it together and then tida, you
- 36:06Speaker 1: have a map. Luckily, you know, being soldiers and all,
- 36:11Speaker 1: and I'm assuming some of them are boy.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Scouts, you know fairly certainly knew how to read a map,
- 36:17Speaker 2: and they would be able to put it together luckily.
- 36:19Speaker 5: Can you imagine if you were just like absolutely fucking
- 36:23Speaker 5: shit in cartography and you were just like sticking Belgium
- 36:26Speaker 5: on the wrong side, like oh no, so yeah, anyway,
- 36:30Speaker 5: they'd put like the pieces of the map together and
- 36:32Speaker 5: it would show a map of the area they were in,
- 36:36Speaker 5: so depending on the camp you were in, you would
- 36:39Speaker 5: have a different map. So yeah, when it comes close
- 36:42Speaker 5: to Christmas time and the parcels start getting handed out
- 36:45Speaker 5: by the Red Cross, when they're also handing out these
- 36:47Speaker 5: decks of cards, like, it's completely unnoticed by you know,
- 36:52Speaker 5: the German guards because the soldiers were always receiving decks
- 36:56Speaker 5: of cards and they were always playing cards, so it
- 36:59Speaker 5: wasn't an usual it was very typical and it just
- 37:02Speaker 5: went right under the radar. So we don't actually know
- 37:06Speaker 5: too much after the fact about this. We know that
- 37:10Speaker 5: called its Castle, at least thirty six prisoners managed to
- 37:14Speaker 5: escape using these decks of cards, and that there was
- 37:17Speaker 5: like three hundred and sixteen escape attempts using the Bicycle.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Playing card cards. But one of the reasons why we
- 37:28Speaker 1: don't actually know much about these now famous yet incredibly
- 37:32Speaker 1: secret map cards is because they are kind of sort
- 37:37Speaker 1: of technically a violation of the Geneva Convention because yep,
- 37:44Speaker 1: so for a long time it was kept stum like,
- 37:47Speaker 1: people were not talking about it.
- 37:50Speaker 2: And we know very very little.
- 37:53Speaker 1: About these the clandestine deck of cards. And even though
- 37:58Speaker 1: the Bicycle Playing Card Company did like recreate these, except
- 38:03Speaker 1: they had the map on the back of the cards,
- 38:06Speaker 1: so like there was no like submerging and peeling involved.
- 38:10Speaker 1: There's like so many details and information that that we
- 38:15Speaker 1: are probably never going to know because somebody sealed the
- 38:19Speaker 1: document somewhere and hid it or burned it or whatever. Like, well, no,
- 38:24Speaker 1: this stuff they want us to know. But I feel
- 38:26Speaker 1: like there's some stuff that's just going to be fully
- 38:28Speaker 1: blacked out and we're never going to know the details of.
- 38:32Speaker 1: But yes, that is the story of how playing cards
- 38:38Speaker 1: helped prisoners escape pow camps in World War Two? And
- 38:44Speaker 1: so what have we learned today? That owning a deck
- 38:50Speaker 1: of cards is probably a good idea that humanity often
- 38:56Speaker 1: shows itself in the diarist of circumstances. And never mess
- 39:02Speaker 1: with German moms. They they are scary ladies and they
- 39:06Speaker 1: will fuck you up if you mess with them.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Let's face that, we know it's true.
- 39:11Speaker 1: So that being said, if you liked my retelling of
- 39:15Speaker 1: these Christmas story informations at War, please feel free to
- 39:21Speaker 1: write in review of five stars. I'm also waiting for
- 39:23Speaker 1: Matt to like listen to this episode and be like,
- 39:26Speaker 1: you know you got.
- 39:26Speaker 2: This wrong, right?
- 39:28Speaker 1: I love like scribbled notes somewhere and I've fucked something
- 39:31Speaker 1: up and like it's it's recorded now, I'm not going
- 39:34Speaker 1: back to change it.
- 39:34Speaker 2: It's done.
- 39:36Speaker 1: I'll do a correction next week. If I've really made
- 39:38Speaker 1: something dodgy, don't forget. You can follow me on all
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- 39:54Speaker 3: PD?
- 39:55Speaker 1: And I think I'm on other stuff like I haven't
- 39:58Speaker 1: got round to doing the YouTube stuff because I I
- 40:00Speaker 1: do not physically have the time.
- 40:03Speaker 2: I think that everything.
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- 40:07Speaker 1: I generally respond if I'm not working or crying on
- 40:12Speaker 1: the floor from back pain, and I guess it's recommendation
- 40:19Speaker 1: corner bah bah blah bah bah. Don't know why I
- 40:22Speaker 1: started to give myself theme music that was odd and
- 40:26Speaker 1: probably very awkward with the listener listening recommendation. I am
- 40:31Speaker 1: going to recommend one of my favorite Christmas songs and
- 40:35Speaker 1: it is the perfect Christmas single by Frisky and Mannish.
- 40:39Speaker 2: Go listen to it on Spotify.
- 40:41Speaker 1: It is I enjoy it. I listen to it every
- 40:46Speaker 1: year and I regret nothing.
- 40:47Speaker 5: It's it.
- 40:50Speaker 1: Uses the pun frankin sensational and for that I think
- 40:53Speaker 1: it's worth it. Listen. For watching, I've actually been watching
- 40:59Speaker 1: ted Laso with my mom. It's usually our Monday thing
- 41:03Speaker 1: that we do together. We chill out and we watch
- 41:06Speaker 1: a couple episodes of ted Lasso. It's really fun. It's
- 41:10Speaker 1: like a wee bonding thing. So ted Lasso everyone, it's good.
- 41:15Speaker 1: You can watch it with your mum.
- 41:17Speaker 2: That should be. That should be on the review.
- 41:21Speaker 1: And for reading, I'm gonna go classic and I'm gonna
- 41:24Speaker 1: recommend The Mystery of the Blue Train by Agatha Christie. Listen,
- 41:31Speaker 1: if there isn't some kind of who done it? Involved?
- 41:34Speaker 2: Are you really?
- 41:35Speaker 1: Are you really here? Am I here?
- 41:37Speaker 2: No?
- 41:38Speaker 1: Not even a little bit.
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