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Sailor Boy, Chicken Bucket and Pop Tart Bites from September 25th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: So tracking festus my sailor son as he made his
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: way to the island in the middle of the Indian Ocean,
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: where he will be stationed for the next year. He
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: sent pictures from Tokyo and Singapore, and then my final message,
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: by the way, I had to get WhatsApp so I
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: can communicate with him.
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: Oh so this is officially.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sailor boy, all right, I got WhatsApp, which I
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: know has been a thing for a long time but
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: I've never used it.
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's so he doesn't have cell service where he is,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: so we can communicate this way. And he finally texted
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: me and he said, I'm on the island and I said, well,
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: I want to see some pictures of where you're staying
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: if you go to x ninety six dot com slash live.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: So he sent me some pictures of the room.
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  Speaker 1: But I kind of honed in on this one part
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  Speaker 1: of the room and it's it's the top of a desk,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: it looks like and there's a big tote bag there
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: that says one island, one team, one mission, Diego Garcia.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: Oh he got a welcome bag, Yeah, he got.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: A welcome bag.
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  Speaker 2: He got a beach towel.
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: It's got cup of noodles, it's got uh.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's water, it's got I know it's hard to
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: see there. There's wipes, corn, uh, gummy sharks, gummy.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it's an island. Uh, pop tart bites, pop tart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is this is our military.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: It's gone soft, our war fighters.
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: This is this is the this is no.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Well, look how soft he gets a he gets a
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: shower puff.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Scrub, a scrunchy scrub scrub.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't think in the military.
• 1:49
  Speaker 5: You're supposed to you're supposed to use dirt.
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  Speaker 2: He'd hess once you exfoliated.
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: But just from from a mom perspective who was nervous
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: about him, this looks like he's on vacation. There's a
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: beach towel there. For God's sake, they gave him a
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: beach towel.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: You in the navy.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, just he's gonna be just fine. That
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  Speaker 2: desk is absolutely just bare minimum hotel exactly. And I
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: did send Katie. He sent me a video tour of
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: the room.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like a it's like a crappy, like a
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  Speaker 1: bad hotel. Yeah, but he doesn't have to share it
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: with anybody, which is nice.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 2:37
  Speaker 5: I have a picture too. I've been telling you about
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  Speaker 5: this chicken bucket picture I got. This is from Joshua says,
• 2:43
  Speaker 5: thanks again for keeping my early morning drive to work
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  Speaker 5: so much better. A bought this picture of me wearing
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  Speaker 5: the chicken bucket would be different from the rest. Live
• 2:51
  Speaker 5: long and prosper carry Bill and Gina and Frank. It
• 2:54
  Speaker 5: was good to see you in bear Lake. Bill, and
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: it's a it's this Guyosha wearing the chicken bucket and
• 3:03
  Speaker 5: he's got a very very good mask.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Michael Myers.
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  Speaker 5: Michael Myers mask. I mean, that's an excellent one.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 3: He paid good money for that.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: And his Frank Christ ring.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I didn't realize what that was. It's a
• 3:17
  Speaker 5: grim Reaper ring he's wearing on his finger.
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  Speaker 1: Katie. Maybe that we should use this picture like for
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: Halloween time, for something like.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we something.
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  Speaker 5: That is an excellent mask though, the more I look
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  Speaker 5: at it, it's just incredible. So thanks Joshua. He says,
• 3:34
  Speaker 5: good to run into you at bear Lake.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: Do you not remember running into him?
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  Speaker 5: And I think I think I said hi to somebody
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: when I was buying buzzballs.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: In this.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Did you meet anyone that was wearing a Michael Myers?
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  Speaker 3: Oh so you brought a chicken bucket?
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: You probably met him two things. I was at the
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: liquor store yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we do have a pretty good selection of buzzballs.
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  Speaker 5: Not in every liquor store, I don't think, but they
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  Speaker 5: Which one did.
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  Speaker 3: You go to?
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  Speaker 2: I went to the Let's see, is that Cottonwood Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The one, the one down there that was by Cottonwood Ball, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By whatever it is now, whatever it is now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And they're refrigerated right, No, no, they weren't.
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  Speaker 2: No, they were just on the shelf, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: pick them up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got a lot of different ones.
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: And then for you pop tart bites. I'd never heard
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: of these. This is what I was excited about.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: How handy, no, how handy on the go?
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  Speaker 5: You know, a buzz ball and a handful of pop
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  Speaker 5: art bites and it'll.
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  Speaker 3: Get you there.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: Hy tell you he's got the toe bag. You throw
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: your beach towel in there and your pop tart bites
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  Speaker 1: and your buzz balls and go to the beach and
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: that's there.
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: You go, hey, you need to get us some of these.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: I will, I need to try them.
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  Speaker 1: I will, I will look for them.
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  Speaker 2: That's my next food assignment.
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  Speaker 5: Pop tarts themselves are no good. I can't imagine the bites.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: Well you this pop tart lovers have been clamoring for
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  Speaker 1: this because it's not always easy to take a whole
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  Speaker 1: pop tart with you places.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: You have some the let's try them out. They're kind
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  Speaker 2: of old. You wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 3: You can't tell the difference.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't be able to tell.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: You gotta let me see though.
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  Speaker 5: You you need to have a little tiny toaster for that.
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  Speaker 3: They're pop tarts. Look, look, see you'd have to have
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: a little tiny toaster for the whole.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Let's get the Barbie toaster going. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: M anticipated oh, they're different flavors too, They're all right, okay,
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: these are no these are all cinnamon roll ones.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: By these.
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  Speaker 3: They taste pretty chemically. Hmmm.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, someone stole the filling out of mind. Oh well,
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: she said they're kind of old.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see if I can find some fresh ones.
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  Speaker 3: M hmm.
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  Speaker 2: They're canetically delicious.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're a fine.
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  Speaker 3: Little snack, are they that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I wonder that's kind of a small bag. How
• 6:19
  Speaker 5: many are in there?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's just a snack. You don't need a bunch like.
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  Speaker 3: Five, Yeah, just a little something. I wonder if they
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: come in bigger.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Well that the package that Festus has is.
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: A is a good sized bag?
• 6:32
  Speaker 5: Oh bigger than yeah, good side, that's the the one
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  Speaker 5: Katy has is the fun size.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Look how fun that is.
• 6:41
  Speaker 5: We had to get some of the get a bunch
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: of those and put them in the chicken bucket. That's
• 6:44
  Speaker 5: part of our prizes.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tell you what, I'll buy a thing of
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: them and we'll put them. We'll try some different ones,
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: and then we'll put.
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  Speaker 4: Them in a chicken You know, everybody talks smack about
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  Speaker 4: the fun sized candy bars, but I'm here to tell
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  Speaker 4: you they're just enough candy bar.
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: Oh I agree, Sure, if you eat four or five,
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know, just enough.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need any more than that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're you're depriving yourself.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: That's all I need. That's why I only need the
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: little tiny coke cans. I don't need more than that.
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: That's just a little You don't know, you don't need
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  Speaker 3: some fun sized that's those little co coke cans. You
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: don't need more than four or five of those a day.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. That's all you need. That's all you little
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  Speaker 2: coke cans.
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  Speaker 5: I do prefer the small coke can. That's all the
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  Speaker 5: so I can't just a sixteen ounce I can't.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Really, they should start calling them fun sized, fun sized
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  Speaker 1: die they're called. They call them the minis.
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  Speaker 3: They should be mini is fine.
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  Speaker 5: They're for your mini fridge and your mini coke appetite many.
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  Speaker 2: Fridges, and your and your mini pop tarts. M hm,
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  Speaker 2: you're all set.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, all right,