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EP 16 - BIG WEEK, AFTER BIG WEEK, AFTER.... · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
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  Speaker 2: I get to do your makeup and you get to
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  Speaker 2: do mine. No mirrors, no mirrors, we're not allowed to
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  Speaker 2: look like And then so we have a monitor in
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  Speaker 2: our studio obviously that shows what the feed is. We'll
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  Speaker 2: turn that ship away and then we do a whole
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  Speaker 2: entire episode where I'm just looking at you and you're
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  Speaker 2: just looking at me, and like, we don't get to
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  Speaker 2: see it till we edit or some shit. That actually a.
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  Speaker 1: Funny idea bad clip.
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  Speaker 3: Relatable related to podcast sais by myself, Jake Craig aka
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  Speaker 3: Daddy and my partner in crimes like aka Momo, and
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  Speaker 3: you guys are the baddies.
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  Speaker 1: The baddies because you are bad to the bone. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm excited for Jake, just to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and talk to my best friend. Ah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: nice comment.
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  Speaker 2: We've got an that's viewed for this way.
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  Speaker 1: We actually do have a nice view.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't been in a studio with a window for
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  Speaker 2: a while, No, we haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Ay, honestly, it's kind of nice. Might get distracted though
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  Speaker 1: with our ADHD a little bit, you especially.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, not all all this stuff in the roommate. This
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  Speaker 2: will keep me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you actually reckon you do or don't have ADHD?
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  Speaker 2: I think that I have it? Oh you do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you in denial. Look, I think that
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty clear that I have it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely not in denial like I would say I
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  Speaker 2: have it, But I don't think I have any sort
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  Speaker 2: of debilitating thing. The only thing I do really want
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  Speaker 2: to try is vibe ance, purely because of how many
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  Speaker 2: people have told me that. Like, the way it locks
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  Speaker 2: you in is like nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: Would you be open to getting diagnosed?
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  Speaker 2: You would? I'd do it for the pod. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: just that I know how much it costs, Like only
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  Speaker 2: because you're telling me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I maybe got a second opinion, not saying
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  Speaker 1: that I think there's anything wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is is, like, do doctors if I
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  Speaker 2: was to go to a doctor be like, I just
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  Speaker 2: want to find out if I have ADHD? Like, would
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  Speaker 2: they would they be take me? Seriously?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you said that before? Yeah, I reckon they would.
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  Speaker 1: If they don't, I'd be like, you're a shit doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to a different one. True, I have you know,
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  Speaker 1: what's it called?
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  Speaker 2: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: When it's free? Medicare now bulk bill. I obviously know
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  Speaker 1: it's a great thing. I feel like the doctors who
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  Speaker 1: are getting paid really care. The doctors who are getting
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  Speaker 1: bulk billed don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 2: You know. It's funny. I've had the opposite experience really,
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  Speaker 2: So when I was going through the tummy stuff to
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  Speaker 2: get the testing, beths recommended going to her doctor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so she's been going to this one doctor, doctor Jeremy,
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  Speaker 2: for a long time, and he is the one that
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  Speaker 2: got her testing done for PCOS because a lot of
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  Speaker 2: doctors would never test someone that is of Beth's pretty
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  Speaker 2: much weight class. Like apparently pos like a major thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they do wrong.
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  Speaker 1: They have this category and if they don't ticket, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's the that's like the one super annoying thing
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  Speaker 2: with I think, I want to say, it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: at least all the stories I've heard is like specifically
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  Speaker 2: with women's health, is how they will just be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's not an option because of one thing. And it's
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  Speaker 2: like you're a doctor and you know that like PCOS
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  Speaker 2: and endometriosis and other things like that are like very understudied,
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  Speaker 2: so like how can you possibly rule that out just
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  Speaker 2: because it's not common for someone who is skinny to
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  Speaker 2: have those things. Any who. Apparently PCOS is quite common
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  Speaker 2: in people that are overweight. Yeah, and so, but Beth
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  Speaker 2: has it. She has PCOS and she's been diagnosed with
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  Speaker 2: it and stuff like that. She has like cysts and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But so she goes, well, let's let's go to this
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  Speaker 2: doctor because like he'll just like do whatever test you
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  Speaker 2: ask for. It's a legend, like he'll just even he
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  Speaker 2: gives a ship, yeah and bulk build me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what what you know to. You know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's down to experience, and I can admit that,
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  Speaker 1: but it's also like it's hard in life to find
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  Speaker 1: someone who gives us ship but it's not about themselves.
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  Speaker 1: And when you do find a person like that, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people listening are like that,
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  Speaker 1: but it's hard to find. And it's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: confronting too, because I've been to fucking where we live.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry for I feel like that wasn't a good time
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  Speaker 1: to swear, but I feel passionate about this. I've been
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  Speaker 1: to so many doctors. No, none of you liked.
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  Speaker 2: He loves going to the doctor by the way.
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  Speaker 1: None of them, No, I actually don't, yes, you do.
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  Speaker 1: No of them care about me, Jake, all right, none
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  Speaker 1: of them cared about me. So Cassie, she was in
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  Speaker 1: the army and she went to this one I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it's called.
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  Speaker 2: The army get the equivalent of bulk bill too with
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  Speaker 2: their own thing like oh yeah, I know, okay, cool?
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  Speaker 2: Like how teachers have a bank, Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: If I feel excluded, let me in, please have bank. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if you realiz.
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  Speaker 1: If you were a police person and it's called a
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  Speaker 1: veterans stocktorne anywhere, is Cassie a veteran? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: Don't fact check me on that, but I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: because she did. She did her four years. Dang, I
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  Speaker 1: need to go. I don't want to be taking the
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  Speaker 1: piss here. But like, next time I see her, I
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  Speaker 1: should be saying like, thank of your service? Should I
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  Speaker 1: not be? I? But I don't think she served.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't serve.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think that's for people who went to war.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say something funny after you talk? Yeah? Just
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  Speaker 2: go on, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was going with this is she went to
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  Speaker 1: a doctor that was veteran and also bulk build if
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  Speaker 1: veterans the right.
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  Speaker 2: Term, but you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: went there and I.
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  Speaker 1: Had the worst experience of my life. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this doctor sucks. Anyway, Cassie ended up going again for
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  Speaker 1: a different reason to the doctor I got, not the
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  Speaker 1: one she got initially. And then Cassie got came back
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  Speaker 1: and was liked that doctor was just fucking rude, and
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  Speaker 1: she ended up going to a different one she had
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  Speaker 1: to pay for that was around the corner. And then
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  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, yeah, I went to this one over there.
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  Speaker 1: I had a bad experience. And then this wasn't her name,
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  Speaker 1: but it was a doctor which I and then cause
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  Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I get a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, doctors are just rude. Sometimes they always take
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  Speaker 2: the holidays. Yeah, good quod, good point.
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  Speaker 1: Doctors and accountants they should put in the universe.
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  Speaker 2: And let's just say one scription. Let's just say one thing.
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  Speaker 2: Our experience with accountants is that they take a lot
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  Speaker 2: of holidays. But that's because we only know one and
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  Speaker 2: that's our Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I used to be afraid to have an opinion, but
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  Speaker 1: like it's my experience, I'm allowed to feel that way.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I haven't got an argument for that.
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  Speaker 2: Like if in your experience doctors suck, then to you
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  Speaker 2: doctors suck. You live that way exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I was saying is university degrees that
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  Speaker 1: you look at atar and then if you're like me,
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  Speaker 1: how much money they make they should have at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of it. How long your holidays are once a
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  Speaker 1: week every month.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I see. Yeah, we we we googled like
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  Speaker 2: accountant near us in the first one when we needed one,
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  Speaker 2: and the first one that came up actually really good.
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  Speaker 2: He's a weatnon she's just not there. And the first
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  Speaker 2: one we look up, we were cool. Will book in
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  Speaker 2: and he takes the meeting and we're like cool, we're cool.
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  Speaker 2: First meeting he doesn't take it seriously, but we were
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  Speaker 2: kind of like we like a challenge AnyWho. First meeting,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't take it seriously, and then second meeting is
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  Speaker 2: kind of more and then finds out we can make
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  Speaker 2: some money, so he's like cool, now he takes it seriously.
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  Speaker 2: But also it's like he works like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
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  Speaker 2: from ten till two and then takes like a three
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  Speaker 2: week holiday every month. It's the most insane fucking schedule
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  Speaker 2: this guys, and we're like, how come we caught someone
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  Speaker 2: at the back end of their career, nearly about to retire,
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  Speaker 2: who's just getting those last pennies.
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  Speaker 1: And then we have to deal with the rest of
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  Speaker 1: his start?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, we were you going to say that was funny?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't. Beth's younger sister, she was seeing someone
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  Speaker 2: who is in the Navy and she was singing for
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  Speaker 2: a while. I was kind of classic situationship type thing
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  Speaker 2: where neither one of them would put a label on it.
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  Speaker 2: I think they were like exclude. Then they said they
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't see other people. But it's like kind of all
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  Speaker 2: gone to shit and I won't get into it, but anyhow,
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  Speaker 2: he is in the Navy and he's like doing his time.
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  Speaker 2: But it was quite funny. One time Beth comes home
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  Speaker 2: and goes like, oh, how's such and such is on deployment.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, dang, like and yeah, and Kate was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's full. He's on deployment for like three weeks or
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  Speaker 2: some shit. And I remember and Beth comes up because
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: so best asking her youngest sister this, and so she's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's on the and then Beth goes, oh, where where's
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  Speaker 2: the undeployment and she goes Cans. They get deployed to
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  Speaker 2: Cans and I was like what because no one wants
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  Speaker 2: to work there. It's like, like, how is that considered deployment.
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  Speaker 2: I thought deployment was like gun in hand?
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  Speaker 1: Is that like the forefront of like where someone would
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  Speaker 1: take over Australia Cans.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think they just have to go
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  Speaker 2: do their time there. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely not, No, that's a completely different world. Like we
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  Speaker 1: should get someone who like has been in the army,
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  Speaker 1: like done like a long time. We would be blown
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  Speaker 1: away with the things that happened. Hey really I've heard stories.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I probably shouldn't come from someone who hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been to the army.
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  Speaker 2: They don't understand them.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good point, but but like also like I
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  Speaker 1: feel like they'd be such an entertaining episode of just
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  Speaker 1: getting the knitting because they have their own laws, they.
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  Speaker 2: Have army law.
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  Speaker 4: What.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're there in jail.
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  Speaker 1: They can put someone in jail for I think it's
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: it's a maximum period of time. But then they take
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: you out just for doing like shit that isn't actually illegal, Like,
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: if you don't turn up to work three days in
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  Speaker 1: a row and you don't have a reason or something,
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: they can put you in jail and then and then
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: this isn't the exact way of doing it. That's why
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: I think someone else would come on and explain it.
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  Speaker 1: But then, look, I get you say you're allowed to
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: be in there for three days at a time. So
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: what they'll do is they'll put you in there for
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: three days, take you out for a day, then put
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: you in for another three and then do that for
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  Speaker 1: like months and months and the end. If you're a
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: bad person in the defense force.
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  Speaker 2: What would get them to do that to you?
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  Speaker 1: No, this heaps random ship like the world is crazy
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  Speaker 1: and like to me like I'm a softy, I would.
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  Speaker 2: Never go nah, I don't think I could do.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: I commend those people take a certain type of people
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  Speaker 1: to do that, but also like not me. Command, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that's right, command.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, condamn it, the bad one. Don't do this to me.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: You is bad. We commend you as good. Yes, once again,
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  Speaker 2: don't have the language so fucking similar.
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  Speaker 1: You are the problem with my friend.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: I am a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm perfect articulate, I'm everything I should be.
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  Speaker 2: You're You're the opposite of everything you just said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm perfect and articulate, and then you bring me down
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  Speaker 1: and then wig my brain out.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Today we had a our second photo shoot of our
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, honestly, it's started. It was a great experience.
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  Speaker 1: It started off great. But we were in the sixth
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  Speaker 1: best book club book club bookstore, bookstore in the.
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  Speaker 2: World, yeah, called Ampersan.
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  Speaker 1: So picture that in your head and then make it ship.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was like.
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  Speaker 2: Picture okay, picture someone saying to you, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I just went to the sixth best bookshop in the
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  Speaker 2: entire world, like it was voted this right, and then
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: picture that person being blind.
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  Speaker 1: But we were in there and I was like, these
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  Speaker 1: books have mold over them, and then like underneath all
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: the bookshelves, it's just dust. Yeah, and then it looked
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  Speaker 1: like we were sitting on these chairs and I thought
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: I was going to get like fleas from it.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Man, I guarantee you there was bed bugs in those chairs. Also,
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  Speaker 2: like if all it takes to have one of the
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  Speaker 2: best books, like one of the top ten bookshops in
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  Speaker 2: the world is renting a space like an old dingy
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: space in the city and then just lining the walls
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  Speaker 2: with books. Anyone would do it. I agree, it sounds
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  Speaker 2: actually clearly anyone, just anyone did.
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  Speaker 1: It was in a fancy neighborhood, though, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that as the top six.
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  Speaker 2: When we got the brief and we had the meeting beforehand,
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: done days ago, and they said, you know, like this
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: is that six aaron a Fair.
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  Speaker 1: No one knows where that is unless you're from the
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Central Coast. That bookshop in there was better which bookshop?
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  Speaker 1: Just that normal bookshop.
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  Speaker 2: It's nicer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was when I was thinking that it would
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  Speaker 1: be lined with brand new prestige condition with like limited
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: edition ones, and I'll be like, oh my god, I'm
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Aorgasmine exactly know what I was. I didn't want to
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: put my pants down in there.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: We did have to do that. I was picturing like
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: when they said this, and like they showed us some
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: photos and stuff, and I was like, okay, cool that
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: that that's look nice. First of when we get there
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: we find out the photos the centers were edited. But
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: secondly I was thinking Volaris live. Yeah, so was I
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: like I want to go to a library.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: This is another time where you like, shouldn't meet your heroes.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: It's a good point, hands down, best library I've ever
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: been to Korea. Remember that? No, remember that shopping mall
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: near our hotel that had like the aquarium and everything.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like the central hub of that mall was
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: just a big library. It's a massive bookstore. I don't remember.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was fucking wicked, dude. It was
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: that one of those everywhere remember the aquarium. It was
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: in the middle of a shopping center. I was like,
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: this is cool, yeah, and were I felt it was
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: cool to go, But after it, I was like, they
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: should lie. You feel like that after the zoo and
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: everything down yet, But it was cool initially. I feel
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I felt we'd been really mean to this Ampersans bookstore.
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  Speaker 2: Like we didn't name it until then. No, I did before. Yeah,
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: I named it twice. You want to believe it? Go
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  Speaker 2: ahead anyway, I feel bad, Like, look, there was a
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: lot of people in there. Yeah, no, I'd never heard
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 1: The worst thing is to like so in real life,
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  Speaker 1: I like to be very aware of my surroundings and
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: for some reason, so we had to do a photoshoop
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: as part. Sorry, we had to do a photo shoot
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: as part of signing with Nova where we're at today
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  Speaker 1: to get a bit of promo for our podcast, which
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  Speaker 1: we're very grateful for.
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  Speaker 2: And they hired the bookshop and they didn't Yeah, I
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: clearly didn't.
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  Speaker 1: They surely paid something so we could use.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't look like it to me. It didn't look
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  Speaker 2: like anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So we get there and there's people like who were
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: at university, like studying in this bookshop. I can't say today, bookshop,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I've said, do you mean today?
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: You can't talk any day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to look at the window, look at
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  Speaker 1: a nice disguised Actually, you know what, you should leave it.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: To me the talk. There you go. So we rock
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: up to this bookshop thinking like, okay, this is going
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  Speaker 2: to be hectic, like they did tell us prior that
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  Speaker 2: it is open and there is a cafe, and I
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: was thinking, like who goes to a bookshop, Like there's
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: going to be three four people there, there's three stories.
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  Speaker 2: It was a tourist attraction on every Yeah, literally it's
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  Speaker 2: a literally like there was like twenty five people in there,
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  Speaker 2: spread across like this small three story building, and like
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  Speaker 2: every room you go in, everyone's like just chilling on
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: their computers and they look at you like, yeah, you
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: look out of place, and we're thinking like, yeah, we
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: are out of.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: We got looked at like we were disgusting.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Because yeah, and we were, to be fair, we were discussed.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going back to myself awareness, like we couldn't
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: do anything about it because we have to be there.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: It's a great experience, but also I felt bad for
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: all these people trying to study and they're where they're
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: getting taken photos of.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're sitting down in a corner right with lights. Right,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: there's three there's one photographer, two d geographers and then
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: the PR manager right of of like the company where
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: is hilarious, like all very nice people. By the way,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not like I'm not knocking them. But and we're
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: in this room where there's three medical university students studying.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: They're sitting at their computers studying ned desin and then
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: someone goes, all right, pick up that book and pretend
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: to read it so I can get this shot picture.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. It's like I was like, we're out
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: of touch.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: We're done, Yeah we are touch A.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Shout out the makeup artist though, Brook, Yeah we got
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: we got.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: The first time we got makeup was today. I liked
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: how I looked, but not close up now. I look
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: when I looked in the mirror, I could tell I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: was wearing makeup and it was quite confronting. I can
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: see that they hid your monobrail a bit like your eyebrows.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: And she's like talking about my scar on my forehead.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: She's like, hides that. Yeah, but so I can still
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: feel powder on my face.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so can I I feel like it's you know,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: when you had like a long day work and because
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: we used to be men, and like dirt gets on
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, it feels like that is what girls
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: feel like? Or do they used to it? It's like
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: nails When you get nails done for the first time,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: you feel it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Or is it like, So, have you ever been at
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: work on a hot day sweating and when the sweat dries,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: it does feel that. This is what it feels like.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I feel heavy, heavy, Yeah, yeah, I'm actually tired. To
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: be fair, the grind, don't stop making the grind?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah the grind an episode about to the bad. So, yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: we got makeup done for the first time, and I
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: want to say that getting makeup done and having a
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: glam session like relaxing.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I felt beautiful.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: It was like being the center of attention, Like there
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: is something about being the center of attention that is
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: just amazing.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: And they have to compliment you too, because it kind
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: of bridges the awkwardness. Even if you're not beautiful exactly,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: they've got to tell you, even if.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: You're but ugly, like you got some good features going
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: for you, great skins, Like I'm up in your business.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you. It's good exactly, like you're
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: getting paid to be and so like we're not paying
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: them at least, which is good. But yeah, she looks
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: at you goes, oh those eyelashes, like I'd kill for him,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: and I think how often you use that one?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, working with men is so good, you
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: don't care. And we're like, we'll take the compliment. We'll
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: take the compliment.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I could. I could see why I'm being a makeup
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: artist and working with men is good because like we
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: don't know anything. I actually reckon I could do good
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: makeup to that is I actually reckon I could hands
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: give me the challenge, the most male thing you've ever said.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Just let the women have something.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, I don't want to do it consistently.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Give me one shot of doing makeup and I won't
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: miss on you. How can I could do a really
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: good job?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's get like.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I just I need all the equipment.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: So get all the equipment in front of you. But
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: no one's telling you how. Yeah, I can I reckon
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you could work out what goes first and last? No no, no,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: no no no.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't say I could do it, right, I said
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I could make you look good.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: No, I don't trust you.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I don't want someone saying like, no, this
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: goes there, because that will fuck me If you're my
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: blank canvas shirt off, pants off and I'll go to town.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's what we damn pause in case I shut off.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But my shirt off and my pants off and you're
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: going town?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pick long enough to process that. Well, what if
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I spill somethe Yeah, I don't want to stand any
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, you didn't say your pants are off? Yeah, yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't. We'll see what happens. We should do for
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: a raw Dog episode, because why not we do it
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: for a main episode. We'll make a video in the
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: beginning that's not in the episode, or we could have
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: it at the start of maybe the video episode. But
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: let's do an episode where we spend that we get
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: we both get thirty minutes prior I get to do
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: your makeup and you get to do mine. No mirrors,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: no mirrors, We're what we look like. And then so
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: we have a monitor in our studio obviously that shows
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: what the feed is. We'll turn that shit away and
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: then we we do a whole entire episode where I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: just looking at you and you're just looking at me,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: and like we don't get to see it till we
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: edit or some shit.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's a funny idead clip.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, that's actually a good idea. We probably need
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: a film that day. Yeah, yeah, I d a percent.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: We would.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I wanted to talk about. So,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Jake has been staying at my parents' house. Actually way,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: he's on the central Yeah, we got the whole downstairs.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You have my old Setup's quite of good. It's quite good.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But he came over to mine and my girlfriend's place
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: last night to have dinner. And the conversation that you
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: must have started it with my girlfriend I wanted to continue,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: actually because it was obviously organic. But I was, like,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, I didn't say it to
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you at the time. I was, this is just a
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: good podcast, fucking topic. A he just starts talking to
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend, my lovely, beautiful girlfriend about like shitting how
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: many times she ships in.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I was talking to Cassie about her Bound movie. You
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: want to get to know a person, you may as
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: well get the nitty gritty, sue me.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And I wanted the baddies to know the
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: real Jake.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: They know me, Yeah, they want to talk about that
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: ship yeaheah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was so funny and bringing up
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: some funny stories like that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: But how did it come up?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I think you asked about her tummy.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe, and then I asked how her tummy was because
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I know that she's been having like she found out
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: that she has had like this parasite or some shit for.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Agents, not a parasite, something else, but like the.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Lining of her stomach has been infected. Yeah, and then
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: it's obviously she's getting getting it better now. Yeah, But no,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I don't. I think you started it by saying you
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: haven't you've only poved once.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I joined the conversation. I was cooking and
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: then I said, yeah, I've been living with my girlfriend
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: for like a week and a half and I've only
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: chat once at our new place. And I said, these
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: two were giving me shit because my bodily functions take
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: a bit of time to get comfortable and settle. Yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: so I've been having pre work out. Then I go
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to the gym at like ten or eleven.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Basically a diva. It's just your body is literally a diva. Yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: it's saying no to the toilet at your new place.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: But I did one this morning. You'll be proud to know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to tell you about.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh it was.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: It was actually quite small, but it was good.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Was you know what I color? Yeah, I never think
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: about the color. I thought.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I definitely do really a nice bread.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: It's a good shade like my shirt.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually cool.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I feel like a speckley Turds are healthy?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's My dad's been pretty good.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad's been quite colder than chocolate eggs that
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: have been on special. But I've been fitting him in
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: my calorie deficit. There you go, whatever makes you sleep
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: at night, exactly, my.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Big I hate it when you're like I gotta go.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: What was that jolt?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Like you like you ever like like fucking Jack just
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: thrusted bad when he said, oh.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: You never like the feeling and things like I gotta go.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Well, you're like your Wheeli's gone with your thrust. What's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: going on here? That's not I'm just clenching that feeling
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: No, So the feeling of like, oh, I need to
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: take a ship. Yeah, and when you're like, yeah, like
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I need to go, like you know, it's not like
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: urgently like yeah if I go now, like I'll do
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: a nice big turn. But then you just like little
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: baby tiny tail, I don't feel good and you're like
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I know it's not done, but I'm not sitting here. Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I have a problem actually of just like rushing in
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: a day but like unconsciously, yeah, you take forever I
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: got on my phone.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, but so do I.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: But then also like I feel like I don't know,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like someone scarred me that Kidney Stone debate.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: No, it might have been Beth that told you something. Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: because Beth tells me if I sit on a toilet
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: for too long, then I am going to get a
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: what's it called when a van pops out of your butthole? Hernia?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: She said that. I'll get a hurt, like my butt
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: hole's gonna herniate if I sit there for too long
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: because of the gravity and the way you're sitting. It's
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: like loosening the muscles. Interesting, funnily enough, actually didn't help.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: You know how we are transitioning from male to female?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, young men to more luck our father's question.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I would say, we're young men, Yeah, yeah, we are.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Do you go from young men to men to middle
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: aged men or do you just go from young men
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: to middle aged men? Middle aged probably.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Like so we're just gonna go from young men to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: middle aged men to middle aged man. Yeah, I think so, Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's just.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: A right now.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Would you say, like we're men, we're probably classified as men, yeah,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: but like, do you know how like it's also like
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the debate of a sense of like obviously.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: We're men, but also I don't feel like I'm a
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: man now.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Like it's the same as like when you go through
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: school you think everyone who's older than you has their
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: life sort it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm in that position, I don't have my life sort it,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and I don't feel that way.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But where I was going with it was I'm experiencing
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: in real time a little bit of change because in
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a sense, I've been looking at caravans just in my
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: free time. I think that's what started. I spoke on
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the main episode about my addiction.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, already has a strange addiction. Hey, and strange. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to just I said, you could go on
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: that show called My Strange Addiction. You know that show.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Shame me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Though. Some people's strange adiction is eating toilet paper. Some
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: people's strang adiction is like eating their fingernails or some shit.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's not weird that your strange addiction is sniffing underwear.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: My fucking addiction is Facebook marketplace.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I've gotten a tangent of caravans anyway, That's not what
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I've been enjoying looking.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Up the underwear. Sell them a marketplace.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: No, I feel like that marketplace would take it down.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: They've got some good bots up there. Yeah, but I've
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: been enjoying looking up different type of caravan toilets.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Let's be real, I am not far off.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Like my strange addiction Isn't that My strange addiction is
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: marketplace like. I'm not putting that much work in to it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But before I came to pick you up this morning
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: at seven am, I was like five minutes late because
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I was watching.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I thought you want it. I was like, why are
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: you late?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I was watching it was it was I didn't watch
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, but I actually we got distracted. It
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: was an hour fifteen long YouTube video on all the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: different type of caravans. And it goes from I wish
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: we have we have a little spike badis at like
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: fifty and now know what I'm talking about.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: No one else will, but you mean an age bright, Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: because that's.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: When people star getting the caravans. I'm just standing there early.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: So there's cassette toilets, right, is that?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Which is.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That's just like generic run of the mill type toilets.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Most caravans have them.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: They have a cassette toy. Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: But there's this new thing coming out and it's called
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a composting toilet. Cool which has been around composting, but
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that's just the hole on the ground. But they've been
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: able to bring the technology where it can posts in
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: itself and then you can just put it in the ground,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: in the soil and just decompose it. You don't have
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: to dump your shit at a dumb side or and
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: put it back into the toilet. I've been researching them
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and it's quite interesting the technology.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So what do you think are you what are you
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: gonna do?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So the problem is composting toil. Its still a new technology.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So it's actually quite expensive. How much the cheapest one,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: there's one cheap one, but I don't know. This is
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: what I've been watching and researching, is four hundred dollars.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That's cheap, no, no, no, But every other model was two
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars, which I'm not touching. But cassettes range from
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: eighty to like two hundred for a good one, so
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: cassette is a lot cheaper. But the new technology set
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: toilet though, it locks all the odor and then you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: have to dump all the ship. Also, like you know
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: when you go to a caravan park and there's a
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: dumb side, Yeah, that's what it's for. That's where you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: got a cassette toilet. Your shit doesn't like decomposing anything.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Everything just stays there forever and then you have to
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: dispose of it, whereas this one you can get in
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a decomposing bag and it's put it in the band.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: It can become like dog shit like it's a way
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: better system and there's less what does it mix your
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: turd with nothing? It's the test in the technology. You
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: can put a little bit of like sawdust or there's
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: some other thing to like help it go, but like nothing,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and there's no odors. It's really cool, so you couldn't
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it's interesting make one. You couldn't make one on your own, No, no, no,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: because there's also like you can go the cheap route,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: which is just the bucket and you can put sawdust
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: in it and then like the composit of yourself. But
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I remember actually when my dad used to own a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: farm up and buying Bay, and we had a composting toilet,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a big hole in the ground, right yeah, and it
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: was outdoors.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Obviously it was just a.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Shed, and I remember as a kid, I used to
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: be shit scared of it because you'd go take a
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: ship and it's just a black hole that smells.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Like pooh and you can't see the bottom.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: No, you can't see the bottom, and then like you
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: piss and then it like this goes.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: It's scared.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I remember being like seven or eight going out there,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to fucking ship.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: And I have to. Yeah, yeah, that's so valid. Like
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of camp sites have that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: But learning about this, really we were talking about like
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the bad things of the world, really makes me appreciate
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the technology of a toilet honestly crazy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I know, like the technology of a toy. It's crazy
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: because like at the back of it, it's either an
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: s trap or a pea trap. And like what the
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: water does in the toilet, this stops the smell coming out.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That's why it doesn't stink, because you know there's water
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: just sitting there. Yeah. Do you remember when Beth and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I went camping and I told you about that story
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: of her getting constipated. What she had to ship in
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: when she took the laxatives was one of those like
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: big deep hole toilets.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like at most camp sites that are secluded,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: it will be just the drop toilet.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: My biggest fear snakes buying your booty oy. My biggest
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: fear with the toilet in general is imagine if something
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: just came up and touched you.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I've always thought like on the out side ones, imagine
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a snake's chilling in there, but maybe the smell like gets.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Rid of all the rest. Snake doesn't want to chill
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: in a ship hole. But is it in a hole? Yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: but I was gonna say my biggest fear is like
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: because sometimes during the day when it's light outside in
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: those compost toilets or like they're just the big deep
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: hole toilets, you can tell it's been a busy summer
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: because the ship's getting close to the rim. Imagine just like, well.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: People are think feeling that hole because they don't empty that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I think they can. Oh, I don't know. Actually it's
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a good question. Bad he is out there, any of you.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: But if you know and if you do that for all, yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that is disgusting. I'll tell you what my biggest fear
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: is at the moment.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: What having a bad night sleep for real? Yeah, I've
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: been sleeping good, Jake. So you're living through your West fears. Yeah, Now,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I tell you, I've been trying to tell you what
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: my little I got a new little routine for my sleep.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I try it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: So I tried it. Jake told me two nights ago,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: tell us what it is, Okay.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: So basically I had a couple of nights where it
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: would be like once or twice a week for about
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: three weeks, I would wake up to do a WII
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: and then I went back to bed and I couldn't
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: fall asleep, and I just kind of had this weird
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: pit in my stomach, and I thought I must just
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: be a bit anxious, like, which is fine, And I
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: just would sometimes fall asleep at like maybe I would
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: wake up at two and four back sleep at four
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: or five or something, and then I just have liked
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: be really shitty the next day. And I did some
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: research just with my best friend Claude, and so what
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I came what me and Claude came to the conclusion
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: of was before bed having magnesium and some actual gander. Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: So both of the magnesium is good for like muscle
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: relaxing and stuff, and then the actual gund is good
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: for some stress relief. Stress relief which is good because
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: are currently like the quarters of spikes in the middle
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: of the night can get you up and stuff like that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: So I thought I could be a little bit anxious,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: a little bit stressed, but also Claude was like, let
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: me be real with you, like you also could just
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: be pissing for the sake of pissing because you think
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: you need to piss, Like if you wake up and
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: you're like, ah, I'm awake, just like for a couple
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: of nights, just test laying there for five minutes, because
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you might just fall back asleep, like you might have
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: just woken up.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh you left that bit out. No, I didn't laying
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: there for five minutes.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, I told you that.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: You don't listen because I said that, I said, just
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: try and fall back asleep.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Standing up, I said, trying back asleep. I don't need it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: That insinuates that you are still in bed.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Stay, insinuates again, insinuates.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. No, you said.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You didn't say lay there for five minutes. You said
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: try to fall back to sleep. So first night, so
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you went for like twenty the first night, I fell
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: back asleep.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Second night, I was in my own hey, and I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: was like, let me try to think again, and I
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: don't think I left it for five minutes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh I pissed. No, But if you
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: need to piss.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I need to piss all.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That's the thing as well with me. How do you
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: know I.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Should like the human body should have like a level
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and then I could lift my shirt up and then
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: it says you are full, Go take a pit.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Here is one thing that your body will not do
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: is piss itself, so that that it will not do it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: What's it called when hypnosis? I feel like I need that, Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: because people go a lot of baddies and men out
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: there and or so men.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I said it like that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Addicted to vapes and they go people.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Try and get it on addicted to vepes to be
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: a hypnosis yeah, real, The.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Hypnosis stocks have been going up since vapes came out.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: It's open up for fucking hypnosis.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you actually need a proper qualification today.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a joke, but you actually don't.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: You actually do so are you going to get hypnotized?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, Well my dad went before we had cancer
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and yeah, prostate cancer. En after the chemo, he had
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: real trouble sleeping. So I think it's in my blood
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: as well, what do you mean he had cancer? No, no, no, no,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: no no no wait, let me land obviously a very
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: very valid reason to have really bad sleeps. But now
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: every single sign of his health is good, and all
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the doctors are saying you should be sleeping good now.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: But now it's sort of a mental psyche thing in
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: a sense of he thinks he doesn't feel that good,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: and then he's having body twitches and he's got to
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: go to a hypnosis to try and get rid of
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that because on paper everything's.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Fine, right. Annoying?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's why it's in my blood. Because maybe
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in my head too much. Yeah, you're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: never thinker, So how do.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I do? Admit? Okay, here's what the things I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: was given He's I'll give you all the tips Claude
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: gave me.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Because I'd just fucking talk to my friend chat.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I think I might have actually used to Chat for this.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Use my best friend.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You stay with Claude. I'm with chat GPT. That's our personalities.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I think is better about Claude is
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: it has a name. Yours is called chat GP. Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: but we called it. I'm on personal terms with him.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Chat.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: That's what everyone calls it chat TiO two. I have
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the amount of people I've heard I'll ask chat.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also claudeous copy chat chat was the pioneer
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: of it started that he started that ship. I haven't
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: even used claud yet because I don't feel the need
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: because my best friend chat's good.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: You that. That's like saying, like, just because Hamish Nandy
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: started podcasting first, everyone should listen to them, but not us.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I think that is actually a really valid reason they're great.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be advocating for us. If you're here,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you're already here, like I don't need to advocate anymore.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, first things first, Yeah, try and drink all your water,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: like before five six pm. I like to have a
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: hydration beverage at eight o'clock pm. Yeah, like just like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: not a lot of water, So like a third of
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: a glass of water with two hydra lighted in it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Just push that to six with my dinner. It's good.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Shout Well, just directly after it said, I've tried, I tried.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: What time do you go to sleep? About nine?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, try and be done drinking by seven seven. I've
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: this before and then I didn't do anything. So I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm as drink some water. Like I tried
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: pushing it back an hour, an hour, and I think
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I went to six before. I don't think Pepsi maxis no.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Because he's You're not hilarious you say that because the
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: next thing I was about to say was do your
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: best not to have any caffeine after like twelve to
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: one pm. It's caffeine. We just had some.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be here right now recording, like today is
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: a day where you can have a bit of caffeine,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Like it's fine day's work day, So no more Pepsi
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: max at dinner time, just like there's caffe it's like
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: a coffee shot nearly.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: That's like telling an addict can't have any more drugs.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you you can have your drugs just
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: before my midday good point.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: So I've got to change my b It's kind of
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: like to me, I understand, like it's bad, like when
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: someone really wants a beer after a long day's work
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and see, peppy max is way better. But I look
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: forward to my person cigarette.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is. Yeah, I said, like your life's easy,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: so don't just get over it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: So I should, So I should change my I feel
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like I feel like I feel like a bit of
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: an unhealthy guy if I have a peppy max.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Let me just tell you what you need to do,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: all right, doctor Jake in the middle, Now, I'm not
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: like doctor Claude.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: That's your whole personality.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: It is what it is. He doesn't even know his
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: name is doctor Craige. Let's do this. Try try for
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: the no caffeine after like twelve to one pm. You
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: could do two pm. It's fine. Just like give your
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: body like a good six to like eight hours sleep.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: So I should gym in the morning, have my caffeine.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Then you quite often do that, right, Yeah, sometimes I
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: feel it after lunch, I go off feeling so.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: But if you're going to gym after just try no
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: pre workout, which is a good way for you to
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: get off the pre work because you want to have
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: a detox healthy doc. So just try. If you're going
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: to do caffeine, just keep it before one pm. Let's
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: go one pm for you, okay. Have all your water
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: before six pm, yeah or maybe six thirty whatever. Right
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: after dinner, have yourhydr lights. Put a little bit of
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: magnesium in that bitch and have your actual gandha. All right,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: the acshual gun is going to take two weeks to
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: kick him by the way, Oh it does now, but
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: keep doing it and then no more drinking after that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: And then let's go like one hour to thirty minutes
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: before bed. I know you do go off your phone
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: at eight pm, but apparently like properly winding down, so
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: no marketplace, so no more.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Market Yeah, isn't there a rule to like have one
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: at a time, get rid of what don't go about
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: guns blazing. That's what I've heard on the street.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Stock that's what you want to do, That's what you
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: can do. But I'm just telling you what needs to
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: be done by the finish line, all right. And so
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: let's go like one hour before bed, having like a
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: proper wind down time, all right, because apparently even like
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: no TV, like it's just kind of like the screens thing.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: So like properly wind down, read a book like you
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: could maybe listen to a podcast. You can listen to
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: a book. You could just do a new hobby like
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: that doesn't require a screen play a board game used
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: to it, Yeah, bring it back or bring back in it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: You know, you could like quite therapeutic. You could like
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: try and master a new skill with that hour before
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: better or something. But apparently it's just like really good.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: To and something doesn't piss me off because I've tried
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: doing lego before, but I get real annoyed when I
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: can't do it.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: You can't do lego. There's instructions.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I guess feel like because you can't find
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the piece. I tried doing a McLaren kit once. I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: fucking just throw it out. They fuck that shit, and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: it really annoyed me. Legos four plus, No, this one
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: was like twelve plus. Bro it goes off to like
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: twenty plus. Yes it does, Yes, it does.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, telling you right now, there's no way there's any
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Legos at twenty plus because at eighteen you can drink alcohol.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you can do any legos.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: And now it goes off mind capacity not fucking.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Drinking right now that they're awful A plus. There's occasional
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: twelve class, but the fact that you couldn't do this
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: thing is embarrassing. It's far. It was hard.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not that I gave up because I'm like
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: in fruction, no, but I was thinking I was like
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: because I was like, I had that exact mindset. I'll
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: sit down, I'll put the show on and I'll do
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: my lego and relax. And I was getting annoyed. I
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: was like, this is this is really hard, but I
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: think that's my therapeutic time. It's been a medtime.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: So what's another hobby you could do before bed? Wank it? Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you want no.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Other hobbies? Though, now I'm pretty actually I actually I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: want to go back into surfing. I can't do that
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: before bed, though. I went for one the other day
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: and I really enjoyed it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So just like the hour of No Screens is probably,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start reading Throwing a Glass. It's going
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: to take up most of my time for about forty
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: five minutes every night.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: So there we go. We done. You go five chapters
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: of throwing a glass, come.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: A weapon, So to reiterate it, you haven't done it,
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: and so we don't know that I've got I'm waiting for.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: We have a we have a system in place that
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I want to I'm a systematic bloke, agreed, and once
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: that system is ready to go.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I'll start reading.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm waiting for so to reiterate, no
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: more pepsi max.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Ye what else?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Basically, just take away everything you love and do the opposite.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, well that's the case. Takeaway things I love.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Podcast over, Thanks for listening.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I can't talk to my best friend anymore.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: It's because I love it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I love him, I love him. That's it. That's that's it,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: not for real.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: We have to go, but stay bad