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Episode 298: Inner Machincations of Keenen's Mind (feat: J. Bobby) · Not That Serious

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  All right, this get out of the record right now. You gave them
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  so much. Wow, disregard what you heard there. We gave them big
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  Yeah. Let's get to funk about it. These these idiots don't want to
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  know the difference. I mean, hey, hey, hey, what's going
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  on, guys, it's not that serious podcast, the greatest podcast ever.
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  We decided, you know, it's next week now, Gay Bobby decided to
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  come back down the next week to hang out with us. Great stuff,
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  being that it is seven days later. No, it's really only four days
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  later. You're right, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah,
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  so yeah, Hi, Hi, I'm happy to be one of your hosts.
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  Big michaels Z in the building, lamar aka doctor Waffam, m j
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  J, Bobby in the house. Shout out the speaker, Spotify men and
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  them there, Yes, shout out to the money. Shout out to Q
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  the Patreon all that good stuff there, it's all in link tree. Listen,
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  we don't got to get into all the particulars. You know what we
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  want. We want money from you. You provide money to us. We
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  provide laughs to you. It's a very easy transaction and one that I don't
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  think a lot of you are getting because we would like for those Patreon numbers
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  to go up. And I see a lot of free laughs. You do
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  a lot of a lot of people. You giggles, a lot of free
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  giggles, and it's like, Yo, the economy is rough. Listen,
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  Joy isn't free, and we're providing to joy with you. At at a
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  nominal cost. We're asking for three three beans, twelve quarters, twelve every
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  thirty days. You can't spare twelve quarters every thirty days. Twelve quarters,
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  you can't. Ten cents a day can help A starving, Starving podcast podcast
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  Starving Young Keenan with flies on. He can't even feel him anymore because they've
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  just been there so long, because he's so used to the end, he's
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  so used to the feeling. It was crazy, flies dedicating on his correct
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  it was crazy. Definitely, you're right, Yes, you're on the right
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  track. Wild but true. Okay, Yeah, so yeah, you already
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  know what's going on. We're gonna start us off with our he's going to
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  do art now because he saw me do art last week. We're going to
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  start us off with a little Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Yeah?
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  Are you smarter than Keenan? Are you smarter than Elsie? Are you
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  smarter and smarter than Mike and today? Are you smarter than Jay Bobby?
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  We'll find out, he said, probably, it is what it is.
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  Blame the New York Educations. It's all right, recovery. You made money.
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  Them niggas still get paid. Why can't you. Nah, those bets
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  always sting because the money really isn't even worth it. Hey, I think
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  about it like this. Them niggas that loss still get paid. Why can't
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  I get make some money on this? Sure? Not wrong? Sure,
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  but you also don't get money when they win. So no, Hey,
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  that's what I'm saying. It is money somehow, all right? First question,
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  where was the first British settlement in America? Located? First British settlement
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  in America in America? This actually popped up under like third grade? I
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  think, get the fuck out of here. First British sound fourth grade fourth
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  grade history? Please, we're doing the state right. I'll take the state
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  at this point because you all are sounding real scary, because that shit sounds
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  nuts. Bro Okay, let's move this question. I'll lob one to you
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  all. Then, what is the closest planet to the Sun. We just
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  did this, We did? We did? You sound very scary right now?
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  We we We talked about the planets a few episodes ago. Yeah,
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  but not that planet. We went through all of them. But we went
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  through all the planets. I'm drawing a blank on the planet names. Sorry
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  I spelled that wrong. That's so crazy. Hey, close enough. Who
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  invented the telephone? Last name is fine? If that's all you got telephone,
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  do you get bonus points for the whole name? Nah? Damn it?
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  Mm hmm. I got a feeling they're gonna name one name is not
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  that because a lot of people get that one world? That's all right?
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  How many sides wrote that wrong? How many sides does a heptagon have?
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  Say? What? How many sides does a heptagon have? H? E,
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  P T A, G O N keenan. You're looking very it's real
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  shaky hours, real shake hours. I have one out of four answered correct,
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  zero one out of four. Okay, Last question? What is the
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  figurative language in the sentence fuck the house? No, this is not that
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  bad. The house is as clean as a whistle. The figurative language in
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  the sentence the house is as clean as a whistle. Yeah. Those are
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  our five questions. Uh, yeah, you said, what's the closest planet
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  is? I can't wait? What was the question? The number two?
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  What's the closest plan to the closest planet to the Sun? Why am I
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  drawing a blank on like Earth? I had to stard rock from the Sun.
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  I had to work backwards. Now, I had to start associate this.
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  I had to associate one with another. If that makes I had to
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  associate this answer to something else. That's the reason why I know it.
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  Okay, I don't You'll have to explain afterward because I don't know what you're
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  talking about. Okay, First question, where was the first British settlement in
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  America? Located? Virginia, Massachusetts? I got a mass Boston, Massachusetts.
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  It was Virginia. It was Jamestown, Virginia. Jamestown, Virginia,
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  real historian, honest, huh pokehoness. Yeah, that's true. I don't
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  know John Smith hitch a nigga. That's why he lost a bitch. Yeah.
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  In the movie Virginia, Virginia or high because it's for lovers about to
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  see the sea work. But uh nah, this is racist, man,
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  That's what I'm gonna say. Oh yeah, crack crack. They got a
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  place called Lynchburg. Yeah. I went to school there. He went to
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  Lynchburg for semester. It's everything you think it is. Okay, So,
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  and that was like peak Obama, Virginia State, No Lynchburg, no Liberty
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  Sorry, I want to Libertysburg. Yeah, but there is a Lynchburg University
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  exactly. Yeah, crazy, that's crazy. Lynchburg was trying to take you.
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  They say the hard art I believe. I'm sure they do. That's
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  actually capitalized. They're going, it's commonwealth. You're going to jail, like
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  Allen Iverson, buddy, good luck. Okay. What is the closest planet
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  to the sun Mercury, Mercury, Yeah, Mercury, Venus, Mars.
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  Now the things I associate it with is the mercury anthemometers. How did that
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  help you? Because as things get hot, of the mercury rises, so
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  like I can see it. I don't want to know what your line knowledge.
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  God, that's good knowledge, that's good association. I see that.
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  The inn Yeah okay, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
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  But of his mind is yes, yes it is. I mean, I
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  don't want to explain. It's okay, No, it's okay. It makes
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  sense. Keenan who invented the telephone? Mm hmm, Alexander Grin, good
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  job. What did you think they were going to say, because a lot
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  of people say Thomas Edison, that's like yeah, but a lot of people
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  with thatquestion, like you talk about, lot of people say Thomas Edison.
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  Who who's the answer? All bellications? Yeah, bell communications? How many
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  sides does a heptic god have? Seven? Seven? I said seven?
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  Okay, good job, I said six. Mmm, hex, I'm not
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  smarter than the fifth grader. That's all right? Sorry, but what is
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  it? But he's part but it's partly. Don't got no fancy book learnings.
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  Last question, but I could take the under or the old. What
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  is the figurative language and the sentence? The house is as clean as a
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  whistle? Simile? Correct? I left it a simile? What did you
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  put keenan? What did you put personification after you got so mad at l
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  Was he putting personification over something? Because that still doesn't makes sense? Limerick
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  better than no? I put clean as well? So what Yeah? My
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  answer I thought it was asking because before okay, I thought so, I
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  thought it was like, okay, what is the form of That's that would
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  have been a better quote like question. Yes, that's what I ke We
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  were on the same last purpose some lie, some lie, some lie.
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  That was multiple Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to read a book.
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  Now you can just cheat and read all the questions that I find so
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  good. I need my knowledge back, bro I feel like like a space
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  gam like in space game, when they sucked the talent at them, they
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  were sucking you. Yeah, suck they sucked me dry. They suck man
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  thought the talent that my common knowledge is going, just like this Bell guy,
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  what do you look like Alexander grand Bell? I actually don't. I
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  can tell you that he was white. I'm sure he had on a powdered
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  wig. Damn there mind why for some reason, I know he didn't even
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  have a powdered wig. He had a Caesar. Caesar, he had a
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  Caesar, the old white man from he had the old white man, the
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  receding Afro old white man. Bro. Yeah, but for some reason I
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  thought he was a black man, so I put a black man's answer.
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  No, a black person made the stop line. A black person made a
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  lot of things. Black people made a lot of things. Yeah, but
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  I thought that, Well, Nigga made add the necessity. Yeah, my
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  fingers are bleeding. God, damn, it's gotta be it easier in some
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  way. He made that because he was like, do you know the Lakers?
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  Yeah, Lakers lost, Yeah, and at this point they might have
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  been swept. Yeah, same with us. Yeah, he might be out
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  the playoffs. But when we surprised, we might our season might be over.
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  To find out comes out the time you hear the sound of my voice,
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  I said it early Joel and Beard would be in Brazil with his wife
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  looking at Boonda. Mm hmm, what a time nuggetson four Yes, looking
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  that way, he got who winning another championship. I don't Caretics, Belta
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  as you got the Celtics winning, Nuggas Nuggets. I'll give it to the
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  Serbian again. Yeah, back to bed, Celtics, clean Withdrew, even
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  racism, It's gonna take it that. All porzingis stats at least points the
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  Celtics. The Celtics did their off season correctly, unlike the Lakers. Unlike
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  the Lakers, unlike a lot of people they found, there was like where's
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  our holes? There was like let's fill them. We need a point card
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  that could play more than just defense. They said, Barcus smart to Memphis
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  and God Drew Holliday, perfect switch, perfect switch, because that's good basketball
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  man. They said, we don't give a fuck about this niggas pimples or
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  his greenhog. You can fuck off perfect, get out and beat it,
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  pizza face. And then there was like, we can use a little bit
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  more of rain protection. But somebody that doesn't clog the paint, come on
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  in perfect Fit. He can block shots and shoot threes. Perfect fit.
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  Sounds like he's seven fucking yeah one. He's like Brook Lopez and he's better
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  than Al Horford. Yeah, yeah, fucking crazy bro. They got it,
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  and then they got all these fucking white guys off the bench with who
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  are these niggas? They have the whitest team in the league. Is the
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  right way? They have the whitest team in the league. Dude, I
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  don't even know his name. He just wears number fifty. I don't even
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  think he has a name on the back of his jersey. He just dunks.
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  His name is fifty. Yeah, he's just number fIF fifty. He
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  didn't pay to get his last name. He's just fifty for nineteen. It
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  was a white man, fast breaking Peyton Pictcher threw him up and hout.
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  Oh oh, I'm like, what am I watching? That was a he
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  was a Laker. Oh yeah, who, I don't know what that man
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  is. Uh okay, listen man, get ready to hear European slurs.
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  Buddy, oh speed, Yeah, yeah, he was a lakery. Mm
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  hmmm, because because that even sounds close to that is Alexi, and that
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  man is probably somewhere in his home country. H m hmm. Speaking of
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  home countries, I've been watching Shogun. You're not caught up. I didn't
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  watch the finale. He was on vacation. The finale comes out tomorrow.
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  So what did you what episode? Did you just say? What happened?
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  What's the last thing you saw? The last thing I remember is ship fuck?
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  You see any beheadings? I remember the dude killed himself, his boy,
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  his boy killed That's the last thing you saw. And then he was
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  like, basically, thank you for buying me? Was the last episode that
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  law stuff? After that? There's an episode after that, but we could
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  talk about that one because I want to talk about that for a real brief
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  second. We got our board to Naga. No, no, this is
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  what I'm talking about the episode. Mike was like, so, our main
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  I guess protect this our main guy. I don't care. That's the goodest
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  fuck, I said, do you watch it? Tap tapping the showgun FX,
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  Hulu, whatever you got, that's it's good stuff. So yeah,
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  our main guy, tor Naga. He is saying he's going to concede to
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  the higher powers in Osaka, whoever's ruling there. He said he's gonna yield.
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  He's gonna go give himself up pretty much get killed. And then all
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  his underlings are like, nah, you can't do this. Nah man,
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  we gotta we gotta fight, we gotta stand and fight. Then his main
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  his supposed best friend, he's like, O g he's actually like older than
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  him, but that's just like his underling, his main guy, he's like,
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  Nah, if you do this, I'm gonna kill myself right here.
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  I'm gonna commit supuku and just slice my stomach sink. And he's just like,
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  I go ahead, if that's what you gotta do, pimp, that's
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  what you gotta dout. And then the guys like knock themselves out. Guys
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  like all right, oh boy, I need you to be my second.
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  When they say they need someone to be their second, that means they need
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  someone to chop their head off after they cut open their stomach, just to
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  you know, make sure it's called disemboweling. All the fucking guts and shiit
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  spill out. And they had the second person just cut the head off to
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  finish it. So he had his son do it right, the man's own
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  son. Yeah, he had his own son cut. So the boy had
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  to kill his daddy in front of the dude, and the dude just watched.
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  Hyeh, he had had down like that. The game is the game.
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  But apparently it was all just a plan correct, like to make it
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  look like to the outside like, oh wow, he really gave up,
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  Like his main man killed himself, he's really done, But he wasn't really
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  done. He's not really done. That's what we learned, Like, oh,
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  he just had to make it like the most extreme thing to make it
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  look like you're done. He was like, yeah, we're gonna have to
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  do that. But his boy, his rider died. Boy killed himself because
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  really, I guess that's the best alternative because he's like, either we go
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  there and we die, or I die, sacrifice myself and then my son
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  and all everybody else can live. So it's like that's a very selfless act
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  then, But could it be me would Yeah? But yeah, our boy
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  tour is moving real nasty and yeah, you see what happens, there's some
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  more nasty moves going on. I can't wait. Yeah, I didn't watch
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  no TV man. Really that's all right, was watching Death Game. I'm
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  already done? You done? Are you done? You started watching? I
• 19:32
  did start watching, and I have one gripe. It's interesting, right,
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  how much? How many episodes have you seen? The first minute? You
• 19:41
  saw the first minute of the show, the first minute of the show.
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  You want to know why I only watch the first minute of the show?
• 19:48
  Because why do they have the audio and every other fucking language but English the
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  audio? Yes, I can listen to that bitch in Italian. I could
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  listen to that bitch in fucking Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, German, but
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  not English. I'm not reading subtitles for hour long episodes twelve times? No,
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  no, no, no, Why so you don't like to read?
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  Haven't you done it before? No? If I'm being softipe, we get
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  anime fifteen twenty minute, next because the fucking intro song is gonna be five
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  minutes. Then it got the autro song that's five minutes, so about ten
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  to fifteen twenty minutes? Seventeen? Why don't they every other language put English?
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  If I have to watch subtitles the whole time, how am I watching
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  the show? It's pretty easy, Actually, it's actually very easy. For
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  hour for hour, Yeah, per hour. You read a sentence real quick,
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  and then you're just looking at what's going on, because it's not like
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  they're not moving with these sentences. No, just read the sentence and then
• 20:52
  look at the screen like it's not hard, or or just put it into
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  English. Okay, put it in but that's not an option. It's not
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  an option, so it's not I watched that ship actually preferred the way that
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  it is. It made it better. Okay, I'm now fluent in Korean.
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  Please, that's Vie themes. You're right, yeah, soon as you
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  hear it. That's just that's tried, Elsie. I really did try.
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  I really did try. You didn't try. You did it for one minute.
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  I did. You saw that wasn't in English, and you said,
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  nah, that's not trying. But I will say to watch the first something
• 21:30
  that will make you you both, you guys happy. I finally listened to
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  Usher. Did you listen to the whole album or just a song? Oh?
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  Yeah? Did you listen to the whole album? I listened to the
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  songs you gave me. Did you listen to the whole album? I believe
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  I missed like maybe one or two songs. I haven't listened to. Okay,
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  I might have listened to the whole thing. I might have listened to
• 21:48
  the whole thing. You didn't listen to. No, I might have because
• 21:49
  they sent me like, what twelve or thirty thirteen songs out of the even
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  though it was twenty two, because he did put out two more with the
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  deluxe those those like Naked. Yeah, I didn't listen. It took me
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  a long time to listen to that Usher album. Did you listen to?
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  What? Did you listen to the album? I don't know. Damn,
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  whoa, whoa? Why is that a hell not? I've been off that
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  nigga since Moving Mountains? Nigga? Damn is it because he's from Virginia?
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  He's not from virgin When I was in high school my senior year, that
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  nigga was just annoying me too much on the radio. So I was just
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  like, Okay, he was making a lot of em music. Yeah,
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  og and DJ, but no, that should nice. But I listen to
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  that. I promise you it's not like the last albums. And I will
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  tell you the last albums as I listened to all of them. It's pretty
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  decent. It's a couple of like brain versus bragers on there some decent song,
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  but overall it's only like three or four songs I was like, I
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  thought were absolute garbage juice. Yes, I'm gonna check it out. Did
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  you big? I didn't, Thank god, we didn't put that on there.
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  So this is this is this is a playlist that they made custom for
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  me, usher for my You're good Good. It's a really good song.
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  Yeah, I don't have heard that. Now, let me tell you something
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  single so I don't know. It's a little ditty y'all. I don't know
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  if you guys ever heard of it. It's called good Good, fantastic good
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  song, fantastic song. So we got good good. It's a deep cut
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  deep cut. Really, only the only the real initiated will know about that
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  one. Good Good. That's a good song, atown girl, I told
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  you that was a thinker. I told you that was a and you putting
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  that in there is disrespectful to me and it's a damage to our friendship.
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  The song is good. See that's where the divide is because I put in
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  two songs that were he made with the dream, and both them songs were
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  but I think they're good. Well, they're both stone cold frequent, No,
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  No, what's the other one? It's our yelling in the second song
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  cold blooded, Oh, cold blooded, yeah, cold blood. I'm glad
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  you took them out. I did because I said, all thank god.
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  The dream is annoying because it's too obvious when it's him like a whos I
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  heard, because it's different. It's different dreams. It's like, you know,
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  the regular like up to upbeat temple dream. There's like a sexy like
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  falsetto type dream, and then there's this other guy. It's the dark moody
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  dream, dark moody experimental dream where it sounds like fucking like a fucking laptop
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  malfunction. Okay, that's what That's what my jealous sounds like. It sounds
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  like the Chris Brown your headphones fixed, ye, like I can transform,
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  transform, it's never put out in his fu coach sniffing life. And that
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  that ship, I don't know why sopect little aliens whatever the bro that it
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  sounds like, boy, some master baiting those boots over bad fit like may
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  day may Day, like what is going on? Ship? Hold them the
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  guitar Thiga's face not graffiti artist rock and roll boblems that album was drug.
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  That was his first forward in the coat. Yeah, had had to be.
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  That's when he discovered cocaine. Right at that's recording session there, just
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  off the album cover. Yeah, and it's the little alien things. And
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  every time I think about I know they're alien, but like in my brain,
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  I keep thinking, there Alvin and the Chipmunks and what is he doing
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  with the guitar. I don't know why he had a guitar. I always
• 25:56
  think they're Alvin and the Chipmunks for something. Clearly made that himself, Like
• 25:59
  this album cover is him because I know he draws, so I know he
• 26:03
  made those. He did have a spray bak paint can. He did have
• 26:07
  the spray paint can. Space. Its fucking stupid. There's no air.
• 26:11
  I think that's his space air sunglasses in the fucking dark. That's what we
• 26:18
  did back then, back in nine nine. Yeah, yeah, that makes
• 26:23
  sense. It does make sense. Nine. It was like a futuristic like
• 26:27
  Tuxedo from It's the seventeen hundreds. Mm hmmm, it's Tiling's guard ship.
• 26:37
  That's Chris Brown in nine gad finished. Yeah, so so I also like
• 26:45
  the song ah Girl Garbage Strangers was okay, Bot was okay, I'm saying,
• 26:52
  yah, kissing strangers. It's okay, it's a little cheesy. Rot
• 26:57
  was okay, stone cold you say, Bob was okay, that was Actually
• 27:02
  I'm going to tell you what how how he explained Bob to me. He
• 27:07
  explained Bob to you're eating a girl out. Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 27:12
  yeah, you're eating a girl out. Uh huh. And she's saying don't
• 27:18
  stop, don't stop, don't stop, and you stop. Yeah. I'm
• 27:22
  like, excuse me, because all right, So this is why now think
• 27:25
  about the song, because it starts the Bob starts the song. Bob starts
• 27:27
  right, it's like here, okay, uh, and then it doesn't go
• 27:30
  no fucking where. It just stays right there. Well, it's like I'm
• 27:34
  waiting for I'm ready for it to go here, but you're just staying right
• 27:38
  there. I'm like, nigga, well you blue ball in this, bro.
• 27:42
  If you're using the eating the girl out analogy, sometimes staying right there
• 27:45
  is exactly where you need to be, not what she's telling you don't stop,
• 27:49
  and you stopped, okay, fair enough. And when she's saying faster
• 27:53
  and you're still going to hi, you're not listening and when she leaves you
• 28:00
  and she talks about chat. So you're not talking about that. No,
• 28:04
  it wasn't that song he said to which one wasn't? Which one is the
• 28:07
  one? Uh, let's make these sheets, to make these sheets to dry,
• 28:10
  Let's make them weather. That's not Bob? Wow? Is it called
• 28:15
  wed? No, it's not that simple. Let me see because it started
• 28:18
  listen to your heart. You said that said about Yeah. I said about
• 28:26
  it because please You has grown on me, and so now you feel that
• 28:29
  way about Bop. But Bob is definitely it stays right here all man,
• 28:33
  and I don't think no, no, no, no, you said please
• 28:34
  you. It was like you stopped eating because he came out with a good
• 28:37
  sample and then it slowed down. No, yes, that's what you said.
• 28:45
  No, he must have been confused, confused, because I would say
• 28:48
  it was will please you. It was weird because it came with the sample
• 28:52
  and then it's like that stopping. It was just annoying to me. But
• 28:55
  I got over that. I got over that very good. But it does
• 29:00
  still sound like I left over from the Silk Sonic album that they just didn't
• 29:03
  want to do and then Usher said I'll do that ship. Hmm, well,
• 29:08
  I'd rather listen to ushers, so you know, and then both of
• 29:12
  their voices. Yeah, I think I like I think I like Usher singing
• 29:15
  more than I like Bruno Mars. I don't know. I'm about to say,
• 29:18
  stopping, Michael, what are you talking? You don't even listen to
• 29:22
  Bruno Mars like that. I don't listen. But I listened to him and
• 29:23
  and and he sings better than both of them. Debate, No, it's
• 29:29
  not okay, Yeah, Ruined Ruin a banger certified f I am the party
• 29:37
  pretty good, please you absolute banger, luckiest man. Okay, one of
• 29:45
  the ones all right standing next year that Korean nigga there, junk cook came
• 29:59
  joking, was duck sauce in the funk out that song? It was junk
• 30:03
  Cooking, And like I said, that was the remix hopped on that,
• 30:08
  like, all right, nigga. The next thing, all right, junk
• 30:14
  No, Now that's a skate zone that that gotta be a skate soon if
• 30:17
  motherfucking skaning of that Atlanta. I don't know. That song is a video
• 30:19
  to so you know, I can see that, you know, pretty solid
• 30:23
  from what I've heard, But you know, don't listen to Big. Big
• 30:26
  is the worst thing that I ever did. I don't know, bro I
• 30:30
  kind of I kind of like it, like it's man, I don't know
• 30:33
  what it is about that song. Man on the way home, listen to
• 30:37
  the song. Listen to listen to You Don't need nothing about your hear and
• 30:41
  crashing Washington walking home. I should put them to sleep. I won't push
• 30:48
  you got like you got Elizabeth from the Way. You're gonna be driving for
• 30:53
  hours and change albums, hours and change perfect, sure, perfect, it
• 31:00
  will get you home the last Listen to the sum change part Nah. No,
• 31:04
  listen to the whole thing. You don't skip Big and Margella, listen
• 31:08
  to the whole day. Damn, no respect for what mar jealous for the
• 31:14
  love of God, you skipped a town girl. Just put confession. Stop
• 31:18
  talking about my life. Were just put on confessions and we don't even got
• 31:22
  to talk about if you want to be stuck in your old ways, put
• 31:23
  on confession. If it ain't broke, bab, how was Eric Bellinger list
• 31:32
  I sent you. I know he listened. For the love of God,
• 31:36
  Come on now, we didn't get to it. Damn, come on now,
• 31:38
  no, no, because he called me and he was like, oh
• 31:42
  you're me and his girl got the same taste of music. He's like,
• 31:45
  we're about to listen to Eric Bellinger. So he said, send me five
• 31:48
  songs. Isn't the five songs? Okay? I said the five songs?
• 31:52
  I was saying, if you listen to it, what songs you I sent
• 31:55
  him drive By catch that mic No, no, I it is, but
• 32:01
  it's accurate. I sent him drive By. I sent him Imagination. No,
• 32:07
  you're not gonna like that song. I feel like he might like to
• 32:09
  sample. None of it turned down for you. Yeah, type away all
• 32:15
  you said, type of way and what an obsession? Yeah, she said,
• 32:20
  So my girls like, I don't like where you slaying. I'm gonna
• 32:23
  make you listen. I'm like, ah fuck, So for your girls of
• 32:29
  Mike, Mike, He's either gonna love Imagination or hate it. There's no
• 32:34
  in between. There's no in between. But yeah, I think he'll loves
• 32:36
  like it's it's almost like a Disney song. Don't fun with that sound?
• 32:43
  No, no, no, not like the not the Yeah, that's he
• 32:49
  doesn't it doesn't sound like that. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
• 32:52
  You're trying to equate Elsie to what the song sounds like. He doesn't
• 32:53
  stop it, stop it. It sounds like Disney. I told you he
• 32:58
  was a Willy Wonka sample. That's that's exactly now, that sounds hilarious.
• 33:04
  What song was it? Now the come with Me and You'll see. Yeah,
• 33:12
  really now, like at the comedy show just front, you know,
• 33:16
  he put two thumbs down. Later they got another angle. He was like
• 33:22
  talking about some some dude was doing comedy somewhere, some GQ editor. Yeah,
• 33:27
  and guess he sucked. A guy stood up and just giving him a
• 33:30
  thumbs down, just hacking in his face. Damn. Yeah. But speaking
• 33:34
  of thumbs down and doing comedy sucking, uh DC, young fly got booed
• 33:37
  and a c Yeah, that's crazy. So last week, yeah, last
• 33:43
  weekend or yeah last week now over the weekend, I tried to watch a
• 33:45
  little clip of it. I don't like watching watching comedians like bombs, some
• 33:51
  of the worst things. It's so embarrassing. So like in the clip that
• 33:53
  he was doing, he was like impersonating somebody. I guess he don't he
• 33:58
  didn't like himself because like his new voice. So apparently from what I seen
• 34:05
  when you saw what d Ray came out. Yeah, he was like basically
• 34:07
  because he was talking about like his situation with like his shorty passing away,
• 34:12
  right, and then like he was like more of a serious bit, like
• 34:15
  he wasn't being fucking in DC Young Fly and the niggas like nigga, this
• 34:17
  shit trash nigga. And then after that, like they booed him and then
• 34:21
  they started like cheering for the nigga. Like, I don't know what the
• 34:23
  funk went on, but I think it's just that. But I think the
• 34:25
  niggas just depressed. Bro, what he said he cries every time he sees
• 34:30
  a BBL. Did he say that on the Cam ship or no, he
• 34:35
  saw something about that. He said he gets sadder, cries. I don't
• 34:40
  care. I wonder if that's how Kanye feels. It's not supposed to be
• 34:45
  funny. It's well, niggas is crazy. That's not real, right,
• 35:00
  I don't know. So it's not the bb And just like he went on
• 35:07
  Cam Newton podcast and he was talking about that ship and he was like,
• 35:10
  yeah, we gotta love our women more and telling me beautiful and you don't
• 35:15
  need what's wrong with that? Mike? Huh No, Mike, Mike,
• 35:19
  made a face that it acts like you didn't hear that. But that's that's
• 35:22
  what he was saying on camp News podcast. What's wrong with that? There's
• 35:28
  not nothing wrong with the message itself. It's just like it sounds like it's
• 35:32
  ship. Do you know why baby Mama died? I know? Why is
• 35:36
  mama baby? So that's why he's saying it. So why is that a
• 35:38
  full ship? I know? But here's the headline, says DC don't fly.
• 35:45
  He's reminded of because it's like whenever he sees it's just it's the idea
• 35:53
  of crying when you see it. I understand. I don't I understand.
• 35:58
  I think it's a little sense like I know, but it's still to think
• 36:01
  about you. You see a b all right, but how bbs? I
• 36:12
  hate BB not a fan like and you gotta work out anyway exactly. I
• 36:20
  get it. You might be shaped crazy shout out to Lotto. Yeah that's
• 36:23
  that's different if you're shaped exactly if if they got the uh is it?
• 36:29
  Yeah? It is because it doesn't even look like one. Okay, yeah,
• 36:34
  it's like natural. She looks good. She looks good. I was
• 36:37
  just I'm just wondering working out because like the way I look at it is
• 36:40
  like, look when I look at your stomach, does that look? And
• 36:45
  when I see the diamond belly button, I'm just like, yeah, this
• 36:47
  ain't for me. I don't like to fake abs. It's not Yeah,
• 36:52
  the figure, it's not even I don't turn into one of them. But
• 36:57
  the ones where just like skin on top but nothing. Yeah, it just
• 37:00
  doesn't look right, Like that's not what you're supposed to look like, there's
• 37:04
  no muscle underneath there, it's just skin. And then like the o D
• 37:07
  like the nasty about but the booty that's bad. Booties. Just get the
• 37:16
  most natural looking BBL you can get, like, just don't get if you
• 37:21
  know, well, here's my burgers. Hold hold on. These are the
• 37:25
  only people that I like. If you built, if you built like a
• 37:29
  certain you know, you know what I'm saying. If you ain't got you
• 37:32
  know what I'm saying. I mean, if they get BBL, it's like
• 37:36
  I see why she got that. She had no fucking no, she didn't
• 37:39
  even try at least try first. But there's a but there's a certain like
• 37:44
  build you have where nothing you can do is going to get a little cup.
• 37:47
  Huh. You can. No, you can't. You can get a
• 37:50
  little cup when you're built from like the people south of the border, there's
• 37:53
  nothing you can do. You can get work out the the glues are.
• 38:02
  You can grow it. It won't be it won't be good, gracious asacious,
• 38:07
  but over time it will. It will grow. It will grow if
• 38:12
  you don't got to buy it. If you build it, it will come.
• 38:14
  We've seen examples of that. Motherfuckers just don't want to go into gym
• 38:16
  and do some bulgarian squad. I get it, but they gotta work twice
• 38:20
  as hard to look you know, half as good. So I understand when
• 38:23
  people with that, with that build with the linebacker building, like you know,
• 38:27
  fuck this. I get it. I understand it. Do I like
• 38:30
  it. I'm not a fan, but I understand. And it seemed like
• 38:32
  some natural ones where it's like, oh that looks cool. Like she went
• 38:35
  from like to like a got a good BBO. Yeah, it's the most
• 38:42
  dangerous cosmetic surgery you can get. No, there's a lot of ass,
• 38:45
  but it's good and it's like so usually when you see a b b L
• 38:47
  it's all hard as a motherfucker. Oh you're speaking from experience, what ab
• 38:53
  I never heard a BBO. Have you touched the BBO? When you see
• 38:59
  a BBO, that's just like a brick You be in the gym, you
• 39:02
  see the woman with the brick ass and ship like that brick ass brick ass.
• 39:07
  There you go, medical definition. Nobody here you aback, it's not
• 39:14
  it. Yeah, I was taking from Jay Bobby. Don't have no call
• 39:19
  response on that. Just stuck there. Look, you know what it looks
• 39:25
  like. It looks like cartoon is so just like because also like anime,
• 39:32
  bro, there are a lot of people are actually doing only half of the
• 39:37
  procedure because after you get the BBL, you then need to have money for
• 39:40
  the treatment, after you got to massage and make sure you get the lump
• 39:44
  side. Then you got to wear a little How do you know all this?
• 39:45
  Can you? Because I keep talking about this stuff and I'm like,
• 39:50
  no, it's just stupid. Don't do it. She's trying to get one
• 39:53
  as soon as you give me. You know, somebody, I could just
• 39:55
  be me out opening. I'm like, I'm like, I never I've never
• 40:00
  looked at Keanu's butt because out of respect, but I'm sure I'm like,
• 40:05
  I'm like, baby, girl, you don't need no. But yeah,
• 40:07
  you don't need no. She's like, you only say that because it's a
• 40:13
  no, I'm not that because you're trying to keep me to yourself. Yes,
• 40:21
  I'm trying to stunt on these holes. It's a difference. You're like,
• 40:23
  I'm trying to put my foot on their neck. No. No,
• 40:27
  I'm like it's already there. Yeah, h you winning telling but yeah,
• 40:31
  no, it's just I'm not a fan of you know. It's it's it's
• 40:36
  it's too dangerous for Yeah, yeah, I have a I have a family
• 40:39
  member who died like that. Bro, Damn. I was like, that's
• 40:45
  a year and a half ago. Somebody that I think I just well,
• 40:47
  I'm not gonna say. I think I just read something. Uh one in
• 40:52
  four thousand, really die die. That's that's a high percentage. One in
• 40:57
  four thousand. It's too much for me. It's not for you to post
• 41:00
  a picture on Instagram with your ass out, no point, no point.
• 41:07
  Remember I say, not of like a rampant thing in New York when they
• 41:09
  was just going like underground, how you and just getting injecting and people ask
• 41:16
  you got to fix ship? Oh definitely what nick NICKI and the same thing
• 41:22
  you see, the one that the one chick she was putting fix a flat
• 41:27
  as fixed a flat? Bro, what you're putting people snu get fixed it
• 41:32
  flat? And they butt people are stupid? The fuck you are, Mini
• 41:36
  Cooper bitch, Yo, that's crazy, man. When I've seen that,
• 41:40
  like somebody works showed me that, like yeah, she's like, yeah,
• 41:44
  she been doing it, been doing this right in the basement. Bro BBL
• 41:50
  text, BBL text, veneer text and the ass shot up putting caulking guns
• 41:57
  last text are okay because like it's no, because they'd be having a motherfuckers
• 42:01
  looking like the real stupid. I know he looks Bro, why the fuck
• 42:07
  you got ten thousand eyelashes like individual lashes, per I, it's a certain
• 42:12
  it looks stupid. It's a certain demographic. It looks stupid. Yeah,
• 42:15
  it's all white women doing this, by the way, so exactly because what
• 42:20
  are you talking about? He you know other Yeah, go ahead, African
• 42:24
  king. Yes, women are doing ridiculous things like it's for sure. We
• 42:34
  got questions. No, no, we don't, I might say planning the
• 42:42
  nut who wrote that? Who said that? I put that? So something
• 42:45
  came up. I was I was listening to something and I have something after
• 42:50
  this too. Yeah. I was listening to a podcast and they were talking
• 42:52
  about when you're finding a porn and you're finding what you want to watch,
• 42:58
  if you I don't know if you all said it, but for but if
• 43:00
  you scroll through and you're like looking at the different screenshots and you're like,
• 43:04
  oh, that's the scene. That's the scene. I'm on bus too,
• 43:07
  And I was like, what type of deviancy is that? Because that's not
• 43:13
  the type of time I operate on. I'm a real spontaneous Like hold on,
• 43:21
  hold up, you talk about niggas bookmarking this ship. Yeah, I
• 43:25
  mean they're going to like ooh about around minute thirty seven. Yes, that's
• 43:30
  that's spontaneous. Wait here go he he's going. I'm starting from the beginning
• 43:38
  and where it ends it ends. Say people are going in the middle looking
• 43:43
  for the ending already, or they're like I do that. I'll definitely scrub
• 43:46
  through skip. Sometimes they have tabs and you're like, oh, I want
• 43:52
  to see this one, this and end on this one exactly. Certain websites
• 43:55
  that like the same is that scrub? Yes, that's that's that's what.
• 44:00
  Yeah, that's the same like, oh, I'm gonna start on this video.
• 44:01
  Then about fifteen minutes in, I'm gonna switch this video for the last
• 44:06
  five minutes. And they got some got the picture and picture, picture and
• 44:12
  picture. That's too far going picture. They have exactly where each each position
• 44:17
  changes, so picture in picture. He's saying, like it's two different scenes
• 44:22
  split screen, Like why you're screaming no, no, like, why you're
• 44:25
  screaming crazy? It's crazy, that's crazy. That's that's there's nothing wrong with
• 44:31
  switching, but swimming out with the meat over simulation. Yes, switching,
• 44:36
  Yeah, that's playing one in two is crab. You say, let's go
• 44:40
  over to the main screen. See what all right, let's see what they're
• 44:45
  doing that dick sucking down on the main train meet zone. Niggas got a
• 44:47
  multi cam. This is crazy, right, they're in the red zone.
• 44:51
  Niggas got red zone for porn. This is all right. Let's go to
• 44:55
  that double gang bang meet beats two minutes left. There's a cream pie upcoming,
• 45:04
  cream pie cream pile alert alert. We didn't talk about the guy that
• 45:09
  set himself on fire. I thought you were going to have a better We
• 45:15
  have nothing to talk about with that. The man set himself on fire.
• 45:17
  I'm sorry, well, no, it's just what the I'm going to give
• 45:23
  you association. I'm going to give you the association because he was like just
• 45:30
  then and more people was talking about how the girl was fucking describing what was
• 45:36
  going on, what was happening? Huh. People was more interested in how
• 45:43
  Yes, that's why it hit my head at that moment. Wow, okay,
• 45:46
  so I wait what, so can you explain what he's saying? Yes,
• 45:49
  So CNN was broadcasting live when that happened, and there was a lady
• 45:53
  that was you know, she was just doing her job, but she's literally
• 45:55
  commentating like play by play, color analyzed, and this man setting himself on
• 46:00
  fire. She's like the entire video the whole time, because I guess they
• 46:05
  couldn't go on commercial breaking like this is happening right now. She's like,
• 46:07
  he's on fire. He's still on fire. There's extinct still fire. I
• 46:12
  can smell the I can smell the fire extinguishers. I can smell the burning
• 46:15
  flesh. She's still burning. He's screaming. I'm like, yo, but
• 46:20
  his pictuary busy. It was like three minutes long, but like you go
• 46:22
  to the comments, but I was like, Yo, give this woman a
• 46:24
  raise because the way that she did not break, she didn't kept it going
• 46:28
  the entire time. That's why I hit my head that it's not over the
• 46:30
  fact that the nigga said cream pie and said, yeah, so I have
• 46:38
  two things in like addition to that. Well, then we'll go back to
• 46:42
  cream fire. So I see, we don't have to see. There's a
• 46:45
  video of him actually like wheeled out of that bitch. That was crazy.
• 46:49
  He's alive. He died, but he was a lot at the hospital.
• 46:52
  Died at the hospital, but he was very much alive. He was like
• 46:54
  still wheeled out. Yes, he was alive. He was still he was
• 47:00
  still cooking literally like they throw sizzling like a nigga. Everyone's looking over put
• 47:15
  some shred and cheese on that nigga. Nigga. I didn't know they had
• 47:19
  for heats in Washington, d Pennsylvania. Like somebody were in the Fridays.
• 47:25
  Is this chilly? The sizzling trip I play. Nigga sizzled all the way
• 47:30
  across his brother. It was crazy. In addition, did you see the
• 47:34
  video of the dude in a Palestine or in Gayza who got tricked by the
• 47:37
  flag. Yo, nigga, If y'all didn't see this ship, there's this
• 47:43
  there's Israeli. Dude. He's in a like the middle of field. It's
• 47:46
  just random middle of the field. They see this Palestinian flag. I guess
• 47:51
  he's with his friends. He's like, I'm gonna kick that ship. This
• 47:54
  nigga gets out his car. He's walking over to the ship. He's doing
• 47:57
  the fucking I want to fuck me too, He's doing the walk over to
• 48:00
  the fucking thing about this nigga kicks the Palestinian flag. Fucking blows. Bro,
• 48:09
  mind your business. I'm mind your fucking business. No, Actually it
• 48:13
  didn't look like anything. But also it was kind of crazy to me because
• 48:15
  they were not live streaming, so the people that he was with just uploaded.
• 48:22
  Look how they set him up. That's crazy, they like, and
• 48:25
  you can like the girl like puts her camera down, the drive off like
• 48:30
  literally like pieces of his bier like hitting the truck. It's like, damn.
• 48:32
  It was wild, okay, very wild, but mind your business.
• 48:37
  What it was a very cartoonish looney tune way to die. Was his shoes
• 48:44
  still there? Okay? You so Trock is blasting off again, bitch,
• 48:59
  so keenan, what were what did you have to say? Oh? So
• 49:05
  I had another uh sober high thought. Do any of y'all use like white
• 49:12
  like washcloths and towels white? No? Not usually the ones I use it
• 49:15
  I have before. Okay, have you ever found the hair in the washcloth
• 49:22
  towel? Yeah? Have you ever thought of whose hair this is and what
• 49:27
  part of the body it came from? Mine? Yeah? No, they're
• 49:30
  all mine. I always usually selling on pubes anyway, you just assume it's
• 49:36
  someone's pubies. It's like me, I'm just gonna assume it's my pubes because
• 49:42
  I was taking a shower the other day and like it was just a strained,
• 49:45
  stranded hair in the washcloth, Like yeah, now is this a freshman
• 49:50
  watchcloth? Grabbed out the closet and by to go wash myself with. And
• 49:52
  I'm like, ah, whose hair is this? Seem like a white person?
• 49:57
  No, no, it was. It was a black piece of hair.
• 50:00
  It was How long was it? Ah? It was a good length.
• 50:07
  You just gotta act like it didn't happen. My boy. It's just
• 50:10
  at that point, it's just like you just gotta eat that. You gotta
• 50:13
  take that on the chance just move on because at least it's a clean hair.
• 50:15
  Yeah yeah, but it's like washed. Yeah, but it's like who's
• 50:21
  hair and where to come from. It's like finding hair your food. Yeah,
• 50:23
  Now that is different because especially like if you didn't prepare the foods,
• 50:29
  like yeah, yeah, that could be like you know, like anyone's hair,
• 50:35
  you know what I mean? That one is like, okay, not
• 50:37
  even percent of the time is probably me. I just don't where you came
• 50:39
  from. Exactly ninety nine point nine percent of the time, it's a fue
• 50:45
  So I don't know what to take. I just thought, I'm like,
• 50:51
  ah, that's just yeah. We have questions, yeah, okay, plenty
• 50:57
  of questions. Figured that some issue with the app, but figure that out
• 51:00
  later. Question was, oh I missed it. It was a pretty much
• 51:08
  a question that said, would you rather have a loud keenan or a quiet
• 51:13
  mic? I said, m hmm, loud keenan always loud Keenan or quiet
• 51:21
  mic? Yeah, loud because I enjoyed keenan. Yeah, and quiet mic
• 51:28
  is pretty much not even here. Quiet Mike is sleeping mic, yeah,
• 51:30
  and I don't want Mike sleep. I'm saying, Mike is like there you
• 51:35
  go, Ready to go, Ready to go, Mike hurt me. Mmmm
• 51:44
  yeah, okay, have you ever been with a BBW? I want to
• 51:52
  try it, but I'm intimidated. That's the question. How big were talking?
• 52:00
  You consider the b b W. If you consider then that's a bb
• 52:04
  W. Very fun. You've been with like a big John. I've only
• 52:09
  heard good things, honestly. How much you wear I don't know. I
• 52:15
  didn't didn't the ball. If you have to look at her two nd that's
• 52:22
  not I don't know, that's not. It depends on how tall she is.
• 52:29
  Got the fact that the height she's five four, she's two hundred two.
• 52:32
  That's a big a little bit. I recommend this better. If you
• 52:38
  want to hit a BBW, just make sure she got some shape. Mm
• 52:42
  hmm. She would be big, but she gotta have some shape exactly.
• 52:45
  She can't just be like a You just can't be wide. The bag full
• 52:49
  of chocolate pudding, I didn't sell that, just bigg and back looking like
• 52:57
  mister crab show. I'm just saying, a flat a flat, but it's
• 53:00
  not good on any size, you know what I mean. But it's horrible
• 53:05
  with the long ass, is horrible on a big person. With no ass.
• 53:09
  How you think that no ass? Those tiktoks, how does it go
• 53:14
  everywhere? But the ass? They were absolutely because they were actually no ass.
• 53:19
  Houses working. Why is your pocket touching? And those are the people
• 53:21
  I was talking about getting BBL No because they don't work out. They work
• 53:23
  that assay, Yep, They're just not gifted enough for naturally to just go
• 53:30
  there. But you could work because they ain't working out, period, That's
• 53:32
  why they shaped that way to begin with. Workout you might get it might
• 53:38
  transfer from the stomach to the ass. You might who knows it has to
• 53:43
  It doesn't have to. She could just stomach. That's still better still,
• 53:49
  I mean it makes the ass look bigger, though. If the stomach is
• 53:52
  flattered, it's an illusion. But what if she losing the little bit of
• 53:57
  ass she got in her stomach, so as little stomach she losing ass,
• 54:00
  lose stomach, los ass, stomach disappearing, just wasting, gonna be a
• 54:07
  spine, spine and pelvis should mean nothing but that Grandma from a single vertebrate
• 54:15
  I lost. If that ends up being the case, missionary better yeah,
• 54:22
  yeah, yeah, there you go, yeah, yeah, there we go.
• 54:30
  Never, I never never, I don't even think. Don't you think
• 54:32
  I attract bb ws like that? Hm? Hm that surprised. Never do
• 54:38
  I want to toss you around a little bit? Yeah, don't I never?
• 54:50
  All right, would you do? Mm hmm? Looking on being snobby
• 54:55
  exactly exactly attracted me. Just be overlooking him. He doesn't even look.
• 55:01
  He doesn't even realize that. How he got to type it? It's okay,
• 55:07
  Wow, that's crazy. That's a call back. That's what you be
• 55:12
  thinking. That's like two. Your mind hasn't changed, man, it's okay,
• 55:19
  hasn't grown up a bit. You'll be attracting you just be like what
• 55:22
  they say about the big woman chuck m what they say about some big old
• 55:29
  women in San Antonio, tor secret down there. Next question, who is
• 55:35
  the celebrity that you don't understand the hype for? For example, Benny Blanco
• 55:38
  has got to be the ugliest person I've ever seen, but he touched Scheddar
• 55:43
  though, Bennie Blanco, Yeah, the producer, Benny Blanco. That's not
• 55:49
  a That's how I feel about Kirk Cousins. It sucks. Okay, that's
• 55:52
  a different type of hype. But okay, Kirk Cousins doesn't service We mentioned
• 55:59
  it earlier. I never really understood about the hype about Selena Gomez. Oh
• 56:04
  she's Hispanic and what she doing? She was named after Sally Waverley Places,
• 56:10
  Waverly Places. I never watched it. She's cute, she's she's not.
• 56:15
  She's not cute. She was never cute. She has a little face,
• 56:19
  and she looks like a little punk. Said, she looks like a little
• 56:22
  person, a little punk. You know it iss Davison. I think he's
• 56:28
  Davison. No, he's not. I've seen him live. That Nigga sucks.
• 56:30
  I don't think I think he's better. Like I enjoyed him when I
• 56:35
  saw him. Yeah, I saw him. He was open up for Nigga
• 56:39
  makes a bunch of weird ass jokes about himself and then he talks about sucking
• 56:44
  his mom insane. Excuse me, that's one of his bits, sucking his
• 56:46
  mom, and he keeps making that bit that Nigga sucks. I saw that
• 56:50
  on his is that like, how does he make that joke? Is he
• 56:53
  saying it like because he's going for women? Never mind him of his mom
• 56:58
  because they said, like, you know, was first live his mom and
• 57:00
  basically he's like, my mom won't fuck anybody because my dad died nine eleven
• 57:05
  and he was just like, yeah, I'm going to fuck her. But
• 57:07
  he keeps making that joke, and I'm not at the point like I think
• 57:09
  he really wants to his mom. He's like he like jokes about his mom,
• 57:13
  like dating. We canlete that alone. It's kind of crazy. M
• 57:17
  Okay, that is crazy. It's crazy. Next question, m hmm,
• 57:23
  okay, did anyone else tell unnecessary lies as a kid? Why did I
• 57:28
  tell everyone my grandma was Caribbean? She's from d C. I'm glad for
• 57:37
  this. I don't know what they really wanted a Caribbean grandma? What the
• 57:49
  hell's that? Master? Just because like if you're from New York, everybody's
• 57:52
  West Indiana Caribbean. Well, I assume this person knows their grandma is not
• 57:57
  Caribbean, so they made her Caribbean. She would do that because she was
• 58:00
  trying to fit in. Yeah, so yeah, I guess maybe something like
• 58:04
  that. I mean that's a maybe. But if you're from like Georgia or
• 58:07
  some ship doing that, I don't know. I don't know. Only the
• 58:12
  dumbest thing I can think, and I always it was just a running joke.
• 58:14
  I guess kind of. I say my uncle was Gary Sheffield. Why
• 58:17
  because we used to play baseball with my friends and Gary Sheffield my favorite stance
• 58:22
  and swing. Oh okay, that's my uncle. That's a very unnecessary lie.
• 58:28
  Unnecessari Gary Sheffield. He was that nigga though. Hold on, I've
• 58:31
  told many many lies in my time. Yeah, I was just lying all
• 58:36
  the time. Oh you want to here a wild lot. Well it's not,
• 58:38
  wow, but I told when I was at Rutgers camp, they was
• 58:42
  like, they came around and ask you what your forty was, and some
• 58:45
  reason, I said four to three? What was it? Really? It
• 58:50
  was like four to seven. That's a large lie. No, it was
• 58:53
  a wild lie. But like they was just asking people and I was like
• 58:55
  four three. I thought they was leave me to funk alone. But they
• 58:59
  came back. They was like, yeah, getting your forty stance. I
• 59:00
  was like, the fuck, what position were you? I was running back?
• 59:04
  Yeah you want? I wasn't running the four three. But I told
• 59:07
  him that and they were hyped about that ship. It was on my day.
• 59:09
  Man, I'm lying. I'm like, nigga, I'm all right.
• 59:12
  And then the whole camp was like, yeah, we can't wait to see
• 59:14
  what you were, and I'm like, damn up. Did they make you
• 59:17
  run? Yeah? Had to run a forty pull your hamstring? Ah,
• 59:23
  what do you mean? Yeah? I can't. I can't even think of
• 59:27
  the lies I was telling. I was telling lies just all the time,
• 59:30
  and my mom just got mad because I would. I would make up such
• 59:32
  elaborate backstories of my lives, and then I'd just be like, nah,
• 59:36
  I just made all that up. She was getting mad because she was starting
• 59:42
  to get invested in the story. I thought you was going to be a
• 59:44
  murderer. When you be like, made that up, It's like I just
• 59:49
  made it up. Man. I was bored. I was the only child
• 59:52
  just living in your head making s up. I can't even I can't even
• 59:55
  think of my lives now. I don't know. It was so many,
• 1:00:00
  so many, there's so many lies. Jesus. Mm hm hmmm mm.
• 1:00:06
  Next question, I did not know Plastic off the Sofa meant take the condom
• 1:00:12
  off. Do y'all think Beyonce a pillow princess? What that's what? So?
• 1:00:17
  Plastic off the Sofa is a song on her album, which is okay,
• 1:00:21
  I didn't know that. I didn't I think Beyonce is a pillow princess.
• 1:00:24
  What does that actually mean? She just lays She just lays there.
• 1:00:28
  I hope not Beyonce. I don't think the way she did on the stage.
• 1:00:32
  She's a go he said she's a demon demon. I would love to
• 1:00:37
  find out album many use jaws light to get me that partition listen. I
• 1:00:42
  hope she don't do missionary. That can be some good times. Looking at
• 1:00:45
  that got the little dog, the little dog over he's just flapping yeah me,
• 1:01:00
  Oh shoot, shoot, I'm about to bust. It's the rock.
• 1:01:09
  I don't know. Maybe you know what my theory is, though. I
• 1:01:13
  think she generally finds that nigga attractive. I think and the reason why she
• 1:01:16
  definitely does because down South of women be dating anything, Bro. What they
• 1:01:22
  do, Bro, I've been seeing some of the most ridiculous niggas. The
• 1:01:27
  promise was j T. What'd you say? The prime example is j T.
• 1:01:31
  Who was she with? I mean, he's Oozy? Have you seen
• 1:01:37
  Oozy? He's a little niggas on maximum Sassi Frash. She's obviously into that.
• 1:01:45
  Bro. Him Vogan on the stage. That ship was FUNNYT, Bro.
• 1:01:49
  You see what he left the stage with the purse mm hmm. It's
• 1:01:52
  just and he's giving like shoulder work and it's bad. I mean, he
• 1:01:57
  came out with he was doing that, but now he's like, my man,
• 1:02:00
  hit a death drop. Yeah, he hit a full death drop.
• 1:02:04
  I was like, yeah, I appreciate. You have to practice that.
• 1:02:07
  You have to. You have to. There's no way you just one morning
• 1:02:09
  it was just like you know what, bam n He's making the m chopping
• 1:02:15
  song look very normal. I still love that song. I'm sorry, I
• 1:02:20
  love that song. Hm hmm smell like. But I don't think he knew
• 1:02:22
  what that was. I was like, what did he mean by that?
• 1:02:24
  I don't think he knew. I think he just thought it was a fun
• 1:02:28
  word. He's like, oh, that's that what's wrong with Dick's boy.
• 1:02:36
  Pussy? No, that's bussy, but pussy just but just button ass is
• 1:02:46
  the same thing. So yeah, so that's just I guess that's what's wrong
• 1:02:50
  with it. What's wrong with it? That sounds like normal sex, the
• 1:02:57
  normal sex to me? Hm hm smell like butnizzy. Yeah, it was
• 1:03:04
  a bad. When he was walking up the stairs all casual, man the
• 1:03:08
  camera, I'm like, this is this is a wonderful music. Video.
• 1:03:13
  Please check out the n L E chop please, I'm telling you video.
• 1:03:16
  Yeah. Speaking of I want everyone to name something better than sex, something
• 1:03:23
  better than sex. Generic answer? Money, yeah, sleep, you know
• 1:03:30
  what, just hone in on the money. When you find money, you
• 1:03:35
  know, a piece of pocket or like a pocket. And he didn't realize
• 1:03:37
  it was there, one of the old old jeans, a jacket. After
• 1:03:45
  we went to Bible study, I had my little Fannie pack and I opened
• 1:03:47
  it up and I was like, oh shoot, look at the lord all
• 1:03:52
  this money. Look at the pay your times with that. He said,
• 1:03:54
  oh wow, oh wow, look at that. I don't know it's better.
• 1:04:00
  I mean a lot of things. When you're plad, I feel like
• 1:04:05
  Heroin's in your veins. Niggam, I need to go to the number.
• 1:04:11
  But I quit, bro, I can't like what to Corey tried to wrote
• 1:04:14
  me back in. He's like, you think you play these you think you
• 1:04:16
  can play these best for me? Man? You play my numbers, you
• 1:04:20
  know away for me? You know I can't even bet down here, man,
• 1:04:25
  I'm just trying to do a little something. Man. I was like,
• 1:04:28
  Man, play these numbers for me straight. I'm out. I'm out
• 1:04:30
  the game. Away from you, nigger. Yeah, no, no,
• 1:04:33
  think I don't know what's better. You said sleep, right, Yes,
• 1:04:38
  I would go sleep when you're really tired and you finally get to lay down
• 1:04:42
  and you just close your eyes, same thing to get a nice tingling sensation
• 1:04:45
  in your loins. Finally taking the piss after you've been holding it for a
• 1:04:48
  long time. That's good. The way he prefaced that, like that's like
• 1:04:53
  that's a lightweight come right there. But that is because you get lightheaded.
• 1:04:58
  We catch yourself, like, oh your legs get a little weak, fair
• 1:05:01
  enough, you gotta catch yourself. You gotta tap yourself to rehabilitate, like
• 1:05:06
  to bring yourself back in the game. Yeah, yep, okay, that's
• 1:05:15
  like my dog. He'd be pooping and peen at the same time, ain't
• 1:05:16
  boy. You get birds one stone get real freak in the neighborhood. Jesus
• 1:05:24
  Christ. He's so confident that it is free. He doesn't even look at
• 1:05:28
  me when he's pooping anymore. He's just like, nah, it is what
• 1:05:30
  it is, man. Somebody can run up on me. I don't care,
• 1:05:34
  all right, do you, man? But similar to the whatever you
• 1:05:40
  said, it was like a cold drink after being I was just being thirsty
• 1:05:44
  and you finally get that drink of water, just water, pure, yeah,
• 1:05:47
  water, the right temperature. You're just like God damn, you just
• 1:05:50
  guzzle that bitch back. Nothing like it. Yep, nothing like it.
• 1:05:57
  M I agree that stupid question paying the bill and you still got money?
• 1:06:03
  The hell? I'm sorry you're gonna ask it? Yeah, because it just
• 1:06:09
  doesn't make sense, Okay, he says, love the pod. Who do
• 1:06:14
  y'all think will win in a fight with no powers? Just straight hands,
• 1:06:17
  straight hands, Omni Man or Homelander if they don't have powers and they just
• 1:06:21
  too random people fighting like that, like neither one of them has like any
• 1:06:27
  Like who's the angry or white Homelander? Right, hm hmmm mmm No,
• 1:06:31
  omnim Man is probably angrier, do you think though? Nah? Nah,
• 1:06:39
  Homeland is definitely more angry. Homelander is more messed up. I don't know
• 1:06:43
  if he's angrier, he's just he's he's always angry. When is he never
• 1:06:46
  not angry? He wasn't angry, he was just twisted like he's he's actually
• 1:06:49
  more confused. This nigga is drinking baby milk. I like, Omni mo
• 1:06:56
  fucker wasn't that ship, Like the fuck neither one of them got any Yeah,
• 1:07:08
  lighting skills that ship. I just realized that did everybody in that show,
• 1:07:12
  like everybody that was on the what was it called? I almost called
• 1:07:15
  it ivor rectum? It was it V gen V. What was the name
• 1:07:20
  of whatever they talk the seer. Yeah, it was called V for compound
• 1:07:27
  V compound. They all had like some weird something about it, like they
• 1:07:30
  would have like the superpower, but then they were like something that was weird
• 1:07:33
  about Remember the one dude who just stuck his digging any hole? Ah,
• 1:07:38
  yes, like so he didn't like literally remember he walked past a tree and
• 1:07:43
  was like, y'all go ahead. Yeah, it was like a hole in
• 1:07:45
  the tree. Yeah, it was weird. And then Homelander was doing that
• 1:07:49
  ship. They all had like some weird I mean, I guess it was
• 1:07:53
  like a side effect type thing. Na, that's just them. It's weird.
• 1:07:56
  That weird. Thats fred out. I'm going omni man though, Yeah,
• 1:08:00
  that makes sense. Would you rather think, Mark? Would you rather
• 1:08:04
  people be dead? Everything? You know? Correct? I think I missed
• 1:08:11
  my wife. Thickhead man, you've got a whole alien insect pregnant. Now
• 1:08:17
  you miss your wife crazy crazy, You got a purple son. He's a
• 1:08:21
  real earth now Yeah, yeah, hey man, yeah, because he's like,
• 1:08:26
  after cheating on my wife with this insect, I finally realized I don't
• 1:08:31
  even can go back to your I love my wife. You'll take him.
• 1:08:35
  I don't think she should. I think she will. I think they always
• 1:08:40
  go back. He fu a bug, and right now she's taking care of
• 1:08:44
  that bug. Child. Crapy. That's a good woman. Very, that's
• 1:08:50
  a purple man, purple man insect baby, who knows? All right?
• 1:08:57
  Would you rather all your teeth fall out or all your hair falls out on
• 1:09:00
  my hair? On my hair, my hair hair? Wrong? You're going
• 1:09:04
  my hand, I'm going on my teeth. I need my teeth. I
• 1:09:08
  can just get the ding. I can get away. No, I can
• 1:09:11
  get away. I just want my hair. I can I can get a
• 1:09:15
  fucking yeah. That's too much work. If with a wag, if you
• 1:09:19
  an eye out there, that's a call back. If veneers aren't option sure
• 1:09:30
  or even not, just rock up with dentures. I see the people on
• 1:09:31
  TikTok with the dangers right out. And then she took him out, and
• 1:09:38
  I was like, not having teeth changes the whole structure of your face.
• 1:09:42
  Does she looks like what she looked like a squid billy? I would get
• 1:09:46
  a lace front. I would get a lace front fade before I lose all
• 1:09:49
  my teeth. That's too much work. Though, it's not just pop in
• 1:09:53
  the morning, Steve Harvey Michael Jordan saying, why you're popping your teeth?
• 1:09:58
  I pop on my wig, man, I get my eyebrows tattooed. I'll
• 1:10:03
  be fine. You walk around look like a solo Shola homes. You listen
• 1:10:15
  to that new usher, I mean that's pretty much all micro blading. Gis
• 1:10:18
  they over there dying they it'll be the same ship you listen to that that
• 1:10:25
  bout though good ons he got here kissing strangers. M hm, you've ruined
• 1:10:32
  me. Thank you for everybody don't know who I am. I know you
• 1:10:39
  want to talk about it any post nug geez, yeah, any post nut
• 1:10:47
  clarity stories. The gang is willing to share in parentheses. Cowards. Cowards
• 1:10:53
  got that right, Hey man, Well you got what I mean. There's
• 1:11:14
  there's so many, there's just countless differ was the last one. I don't
• 1:11:21
  know about the last one, but I mean there's just time to be like,
• 1:11:24
  ah, I got so much stuff to do mm hmm, and it's
• 1:11:29
  just like let me just get a quick wink in and it's like I didn't
• 1:11:32
  get anything done. Now I'm just gonna take it that far. It was
• 1:11:39
  like, then it's like, dang, I shouldn't have done that, wasting
• 1:11:42
  my time. That's that's the real pg as you can get for posting ut
• 1:11:46
  clarity story. I was gonna say, beat it, John, I don't
• 1:11:49
  want to do it again. Yeah. When he done, Yeah, it
• 1:11:55
  was like, mm hmmm, I'm gonna go about my business. Tell us
• 1:11:59
  more. That was it, tell us more, tell us more? Did
• 1:12:01
  you drive very far? Mm hmm? What is that next question? Okay,
• 1:12:13
  mmm, Mike maybe think of it with his irrational fear, but what's
• 1:12:16
  everyone's irrational fear? Mine is something that is gonna the person said, mine
• 1:12:25
  is that someone is gonna push me into the urinal wom peeing. I'm a
• 1:12:28
  germophobe and that's a nightmare fuel Damn. I thought of that. If someone
• 1:12:32
  just kicks you in the lower back while you're peeing, you're just like you
• 1:12:39
  just go meet first and it just dips into up. You better hope you
• 1:12:42
  should keep your balance so your face doesn't go in, face doesn't go and
• 1:12:46
  urinal like if you like get kicked in the back right like you can slide
• 1:12:50
  down. Oh you say meat and then your meat falls on the floor.
• 1:12:54
  Then your head is resting in the urinal. I hate. I hate when
• 1:12:57
  I get the backsplash from hitting the back of the urinal. Yeah, yeah
• 1:13:00
  it should be, but a rational about that. It lets me bring the
• 1:13:05
  string. You let me know to do that. The last episode, is
• 1:13:10
  that why they I feel like I guess we only said Mike's if they said
• 1:13:14
  what's everyone's? I think I said mine was like somebody being able to see
• 1:13:19
  me but I can't see them type shit. So like like a Skar movie
• 1:13:25
  like where like you're walking past the door and like somebody standing in that door
• 1:13:29
  but you didn't see them, but they see you. Type ship. I
• 1:13:31
  hate that type ship shpeh type shit type shit. Irrational fear. I don't
• 1:13:39
  know mine is like I've always had a fear when I was like somehow I'd
• 1:13:46
  have like a rusty screw stuck under my nail, Like I don't know how
• 1:13:51
  this would happen because it's not like I'm out here just fingering random rusty screws
• 1:13:56
  sticking his hand jar nails. But just like I don't know when I reach
• 1:14:00
  into the mailbox or something like, and I'm just like, yeah, you
• 1:14:04
  gotta get a tennis shot. I don't know, uh, splinters, So
• 1:14:08
  I guess that's kind of like the same thing, like if I remember,
• 1:14:10
  like rub my handgirls, I don't know, I don't know. I'm trying
• 1:14:14
  to think of a rational, irrational fear of you're peeling off a piece of
• 1:14:17
  skin on your nail. You peel off, you peel off your whole full
• 1:14:20
  arm. Why does that hurt so much? Vein? That hurts ve Yeah,
• 1:14:28
  unhinged? Mm hmm, God damn, I feeling man, do you?
• 1:14:32
  Yeah? I do? Mm hmm. Never eat beef again or never
• 1:14:40
  eat chicken again? Ship beef? Come on? Yes, that means no
• 1:14:45
  steak. Say this sounds this is so stereotypical. But I'm sorry. I
• 1:14:51
  will eat a wing every day for the rest of my life if I could.
• 1:14:57
  Good for you exactly exactly I'm trying to protect my Corey was here,
• 1:15:00
  you know, he eat more chicken. My Nigga burgers are great, steaks
• 1:15:03
  are great. I rarely have beef. Hrads because I can't cook him like
• 1:15:08
  that yet. I can eat Lamb. Yeah that shiit can go. You
• 1:15:13
  don't like Lamb, I don't like Lamb? What you you don't like lamb
• 1:15:15
  chops? No, you don't like Yeah that's Lamb chops are amazing, no
• 1:15:21
  shame. I feel like it's one of them things that black people like.
• 1:15:25
  Oh this ship tastes Nah. I feel like anybody just like goat. No,
• 1:15:28
  no wait no, Lamb chops are actually good, and goat is actually
• 1:15:30
  good, go to good to just go last week gamey though, it's like
• 1:15:34
  chewy. So I can understand how somebody doesn't like that lamb. I never
• 1:15:40
  had bad lamb in my life. Mm hm, you eat duck? Nope,
• 1:15:45
  you don't like duck? Okay, damn. I could see that a
• 1:15:48
  little bit a little greasy, a little duck is just woke up. Start
• 1:15:57
  out here here directly and keenan salt nasty. Yeah, no, duck is
• 1:16:04
  Mike. You ever have duck? No, I've never had duck. I've
• 1:16:08
  had I've never had duck's. Have you had a Lamb? I've had lamb
• 1:16:15
  lambs? All right, it's like nothing like we already answered what the is
• 1:16:19
  going on? Was giving you a questions already? Yeah, I don't know
• 1:16:24
  what's going on. Does SpongeBob live in public housing? Him and Squid would
• 1:16:30
  work fast food, you know, crabs not paying and Patrick is unemployed.
• 1:16:33
  He's got to be getting government checks and they definitely don't. But Sandy there
• 1:16:40
  living in a bio ocean. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't
• 1:16:45
  live in the ocean. But they have jobs. I don't think they have
• 1:16:46
  a regulated Yeah, they don't have a government. I think they're real free
• 1:16:51
  form with that. Like his house is a pineapp. They live in Switzerland.
• 1:16:57
  Yeah, I don't think they're making. Yeah, I don't think he's
• 1:17:00
  making. I think it just he's just like, I'm pulling up and this
• 1:17:03
  is my pineapp. I think it just dropped there. And he was like,
• 1:17:05
  oh, I can live in this, But what did they get money
• 1:17:09
  for? Mm hmm. I said, what did they get money for?
• 1:17:11
  Then? The love of the game, Like, this isn't even an economy,
• 1:17:14
  it's just to buy some others random stuff. They bought something in it.
• 1:17:20
  Yeah, you don't remember. He went to the store and he had
• 1:17:23
  to special little things. That's what I was doing, specually because I'm thinking,
• 1:17:31
  I'm like the only thing I remember them. I remember when they stole
• 1:17:34
  a balloon, even though the balloon was free. That was very stupid westole.
• 1:17:45
  They locked him up and opened the door. It's like, get out
• 1:17:47
  three balloon day. Mm hmmm mm hmm mm hmmm mmmmm mm hmm. Interesting.
• 1:18:02
  Ari Lennox, what about her? The last episode we said faces,
• 1:18:08
  what are you rating that face? Ari Lennox? Because this person said,
• 1:18:11
  Bro, I know, Ari Ari Lennox ain't all that pretty in the face,
• 1:18:15
  but she what My only answer is till it's thank that voice is?
• 1:18:19
  What does it for me? She not? She does look like a pit
• 1:18:24
  bull? Oh, she does look like a pit bull. Side by side.
• 1:18:30
  Put them up right now, Put them up right now, side by
• 1:18:32
  side, put them up right. The number the number face wise. Mm
• 1:18:41
  hmm. This nigga said, Ari Lennox looks like a pio. You are
• 1:18:45
  going to hell? She she she lookt She don't want no damn pit bull?
• 1:18:57
  She do? She doesn't? She you it's not playing with this lady's
• 1:19:01
  name. Bro one to ten, we got one through ten. This is
• 1:19:09
  this is colorist. No, No, I'll give her five from the dark
• 1:19:14
  skin five she gets the same as Kaitlyn Clark. Nah, nah you crack
• 1:19:28
  no, no, no, alright, so who would you rather the area
• 1:19:30
  of Caitlyn area kitin r lex Of course, I hope so God yeah said
• 1:19:39
  she looks like a pit bull? She do? No, she doesn't.
• 1:19:42
  Yes, okay, Keenan. That doesn't change anything. Five is crazy.
• 1:19:48
  Bring up a pit bull, don't. I will pull up she's at least
• 1:19:53
  a six type in pit bull. And they give you Bristel worldwide Blendon praise
• 1:20:02
  Brazil, then dude, what would you give? Uh? Now, we
• 1:20:15
  did the same thing for everybody else. We're talking about just her in general,
• 1:20:17
  her bro Just know her face, her face. You're talking about the
• 1:20:20
  face card. Okay, just the face card based on Keenan's face card only
• 1:20:25
  scale. She does not look like any of these dogs. Stop playing all
• 1:20:30
  he said. She looks like a pussey, look like one of them dogs.
• 1:20:32
  I look at her face, I say a dog. Okay, I
• 1:20:35
  say, damn. But she is beautiful, I say, but that's just
• 1:20:39
  what I associate with. I say six seven thing. But when you include
• 1:20:43
  her about her whole body, h like an eight. No, just think,
• 1:20:48
  just think, Mike, are Lennard body included body week think it's weak.
• 1:20:58
  Let's start off with the face card. She's not. Her points go
• 1:21:01
  down because she's associated with jac seven and a half, I mean seven and
• 1:21:05
  a half. With the face card, face card, face calrd. Is
• 1:21:09
  it declining No, it's definitely no, for sure, it's not no.
• 1:21:13
  No. You just have to put twitter. That's what it sounds like.
• 1:21:19
  Is the face card declining? Seven? Okay? MS Toler, but Judge
• 1:21:28
  Toler, Judge Toler. Arlns is funny as hell though, so that automatically
• 1:21:34
  puts her the seven. Okay. Next question, I don't I don't think
• 1:21:40
  I read about this, y'all read about that lunch lady that got cussed out
• 1:21:43
  by a student, so she paid two more students to beat him up.
• 1:21:46
  I don't condone it. But as a teacher, I damn sure understand a
• 1:21:50
  little bastard, a little little bastard putting a hit out on the student.
• 1:21:57
  Cra that's pretty funny. Hey man, Hey yeah, I will pay you
• 1:22:00
  one hundred dollars east beat his ass. Because I can't do it. You
• 1:22:03
  do it. Bat find him in the d wing. You know there's a
• 1:22:06
  spot where the cameras aren't really working their eight I don't want to do this,
• 1:22:10
  but miss Johnson, give me a hundred dollars. I'm sorry, definitely,
• 1:22:17
  one hundred dollars was so much as at so much as a kid a
• 1:22:20
  lot. I'll make one hundred dollars stretch a whole year before all this inflation.
• 1:22:26
  Ship when I'm like eleven, Hell yeah, even like a young teenager
• 1:22:31
  fellas piece of dippers on me. Bro, you know my mom. That
• 1:22:35
  just made me think whenever I had money, Bro, my mom was the
• 1:22:38
  worst. Like, how many times have your parents said, let me go
• 1:22:42
  on to that for you? How many times a little bit of money?
• 1:22:45
  Well, now your parents tap your pockets and ship, bro, let me
• 1:22:48
  hold that on, Let me put that in your savings account, let me
• 1:22:50
  get let me get that twenty I'll give it back like okay, my dumb
• 1:22:55
  ass m Sadly, luckily my parents never did that like with interest, and
• 1:23:01
  they never took money from you. Man. It was all in my ship.
• 1:23:03
  Bro. If I got the money, it was my money. They
• 1:23:06
  would try to tell me how to spend it, but they would never take
• 1:23:10
  it. Nope, I'd be in the car. Can we go to McDonald's.
• 1:23:12
  Yeah, give me. I'm like, but even though I did the
• 1:23:15
  opposite paying for my own food, you for some reason, my mom had
• 1:23:20
  like this piggy bank like that she had since she was a kid, and
• 1:23:25
  I was like, what's she doing with this? So I just got like
• 1:23:28
  a big screwdriver and I just like put it through the top and just like
• 1:23:32
  raked out a bunch of coins, and I was just like, let me
• 1:23:34
  see I get some. I had some old ass like Calvin Coolidge coins on
• 1:23:40
  in there. I was like fifty cent piece, you know. I was
• 1:23:43
  just raking in the month and I just put it back and it was all
• 1:23:45
  jacked up at the top. I didn't get in trouble. I'm not sure
• 1:23:48
  you were doing some devious things as a job. I needed some money,
• 1:23:51
  man, demon you robbed your mom. She just had money, like like
• 1:23:58
  it's imagine put it a piggy bank in the garage and you just leave it.
• 1:24:02
  I needed some money, man, She's not even doing anything with it.
• 1:24:06
  That's what all Roberts was lying and stealing money. Yeah, right,
• 1:24:11
  Nigga was fucking Eddie Guerrero. Hey man, hey, someone had to fund
• 1:24:16
  my ice cream habits and it was gonna be her whether she liked it or
• 1:24:21
  not. Let's see, let's I'll find one more man. Well there's hmmm,
• 1:24:36
  oh okay, this might be a good positive question to end it out
• 1:24:41
  on. You're happy, you're disappointed both, okay, what are three things
• 1:24:50
  that make you all happy? And then there's a second part. I guess
• 1:24:56
  I could ask that afterward, after you say the three things that make you
• 1:24:59
  happy three times, I'm happy. One's money, Okay. People that say
• 1:25:06
  money can't buy happiness, you're a liar. That's a lie because definitely they
• 1:25:11
  obviously have enough money already. Little money. Food and djaying that's it.
• 1:25:15
  Okay. Definitely food though, like food, definitely food. Food might be
• 1:25:18
  number one. Yeah, I could see that. Like good food, I
• 1:25:23
  like it. There's nothing like it. But you get good food with money,
• 1:25:27
  with the money, so it is what it is. I pay for
• 1:25:30
  it, bro, I don't care. If it's good food, I will
• 1:25:31
  pay. I had to do a four. I did a force Oney event
• 1:25:34
  this past Saturday, well last saturday now, and I got confused with the
• 1:25:40
  price because it was like an independent like a little vendor, and it was
• 1:25:44
  like HANDI wings. It was they like you got to pick two sides.
• 1:25:46
  I didn't realize the sides were included in the price, so I just gave
• 1:25:49
  her, like I just totaled it all up. It was like, I
• 1:25:53
  don't know, it was only it was only supposed to be like eighteen dollars,
• 1:25:55
  and I told it up to like thirty because I thought the sides were
• 1:25:58
  right. Addition, She's like, no, it's including that perce. I
• 1:26:00
  was like, oh, here's thirty dollars. Okay, yeah, I'm sure
• 1:26:04
  she She enjoyed that exactly. So bro, when it comes to food,
• 1:26:10
  you will pay for it and I will overpay for it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:15
  that's good. Anybody else my warmer things that make you have Lady mc
• 1:26:23
  money, music, couchie mm hmm, money, great answers. Okay,
• 1:26:29
  I can't go wrong with money, music or kuccie. Yeah, you can
• 1:26:33
  go wrong with Wrong's true. I'm a liar, as we as I said,
• 1:26:41
  wrong with some coochie exactly. There's there's many wrong couchies out there.
• 1:26:45
  Depends on who you are. There's many wrong out the wrong. Talking about
• 1:26:53
  the couchies specifically, I'm like themselves. We could sit up the couchies themselves.
• 1:27:00
  The situation in the coochies like me being in another couchie would be wrong
• 1:27:03
  right now. That'd be the wrong coochie. That'd be the wrong coochie for
• 1:27:06
  me. But are there wrong coochies for everyone out there? Sure? That's
• 1:27:12
  not what I was talking about. Tho. You need to keep away from
• 1:27:15
  people, keep that couchiae contained, keep yourself some couchie. Put that coochie
• 1:27:21
  in a cage. Fact, what did you say? Your three things were?
• 1:27:24
  H my warma, girl is lady, some music and side uh and
• 1:27:33
  yeah, nah, fucking wings, bro, I swear to that wings,
• 1:27:38
  wings specifically, wings specifically wings with flavor, doesn't matter. That's a good
• 1:27:44
  answer. Be fried, It can be baked, it can be smoked.
• 1:27:47
  It can be grilled. Yes, I mean I baked wings so crispy that
• 1:27:54
  you're thinking eating fried chicken? Why you? Because it's less? Say what
• 1:28:00
  you want. I don't give a fuck. You know the world. The
• 1:28:03
  world loves wings. You're right, I love everywhere you go you can get
• 1:28:10
  some wings. Mm hmmm. Uh do you want to go? Three things
• 1:28:16
  will make you happy? Yeah, my girl keep it going, our girl,
• 1:28:24
  money, and my my family. I probably could have added my family.
• 1:28:30
  It's okay. You guys. Yeah, our listeners, this podcast does
• 1:28:34
  make me happy. I guess I'll throw that in there sometimes too, sometimes
• 1:28:41
  sometimes sometimes sometimes I'll strangle these motherfuckers. I'm sure that that was the next
• 1:28:45
  question. No, it's not. I'd say free time, like I just
• 1:28:53
  want the ability to just do what I want whenever I want, like not
• 1:28:57
  working. I was I was gonna say not working, but it's further than
• 1:29:00
  that. It's just like being able to do whatever I want. That and
• 1:29:06
  I guess my dogs they always make me happy, like they're cool. But
• 1:29:12
  then the follow up question was what three things could make you happier? Mm
• 1:29:18
  hmm more money fair enough. I guess it would be three three moreucci more,
• 1:29:31
  three things that could be done. I guess it would be like three
• 1:29:34
  things that could be done so you could have more of those other three things.
• 1:29:41
  If I have more money, I could get more wings. True money,
• 1:29:45
  but that's that's the cycle of money and wings. Mm hmm. That's
• 1:29:48
  fine. More money, I can get better wings. How are you going
• 1:29:54
  to get more money? That's the question. Hopefully hit the lotto, but
• 1:30:00
  you gotta be in it to win it. I'm ging it. Yeah,
• 1:30:01
  I never I never played a lot I played the lotto keep going viral.
• 1:30:06
  Yeah yeah, sometimes that worked so far. But maybe next week something that
• 1:30:12
  made me happier, this podcast taken off, and then this can be my
• 1:30:15
  main source of income. That'll make me happier. That would make me very
• 1:30:17
  happy. That make me very happy, Yeah, very happy. If this
• 1:30:25
  like what mine said, if I was making big bugs off this podcast,
• 1:30:28
  I do this podcast every day. If this podcast give me to quit whatever
• 1:30:30
  I'm doing, bro, I will be the happiest. I quit so hard
• 1:30:33
  and so fast, Oh my goodness, I would quit. I'll make a
• 1:30:36
  scene. Yeah, I will make a scene. I ain't gonna make no
• 1:30:41
  sense. I'm making a scene. It's gonna be a positive scene. But
• 1:30:45
  hey, listen, I thank you guys. Hey are you people? Hey
• 1:30:48
  guys, this is my last day. That's how I was when I quit
• 1:30:50
  or left my last job. I was so jubilant. I was lant,
• 1:30:57
  I was smiling at everyone's faces. I didn't I felt also kind of felt
• 1:31:00
  bad because I didn't tell like the people that I was like helping it was
• 1:31:04
  my last day. A lot of them. I was just like, yeah,
• 1:31:08
  yeah, see you next time. N It's like that Cris again.
• 1:31:16
  But yeah, y'all. Keep I don't know what'll may be happier. Keep
• 1:31:21
  running the Patreon. Yeah, help us help ourselves, give us the money
• 1:31:27
  to help you, because if you're listening, that means this probably makes you
• 1:31:30
  happy. Yeah, which means four us doing more of this could make you
• 1:31:36
  happy, which means that could also make us happy. Yes, because that
• 1:31:43
  means we're doing more of this. That means we're making more money off of
• 1:31:46
  this. That means there's more money to buy wings, to get food.
• 1:31:54
  Come on to happy. I was going to say, to take care of
• 1:31:59
  Erica, yes, biggie, I don't know if I will say her name,
• 1:32:01
  sorry, biggie. Yeah. And to have more cuccie, moreccie,
• 1:32:08
  so yeah, and take care of Erica gives me more cousie exactly. So
• 1:32:14
  the power is in your hands. Listeners and watchers, help us hit me
• 1:32:17
  more cuccie. Please please, y'all need more couchie three five fifteen Mega Mega
• 1:32:24
  Maga tears to take your own tears. Shout out to the real beatings.
• 1:32:29
  Shout out to all the real beats man, oh yeah, little beaters,
• 1:32:31
  baby beaters, normal beating beyond. Believe all the beaters. I really appreciate
• 1:32:39
  all that stuff, and also shout out to all the beaters. We got
• 1:32:44
  merch again reiterating that in case you forgot, In case you forgot, we
• 1:32:48
  got pre orders on new merch all the way up until May twelfth. Uh.
• 1:32:54
  It's not that fucking gilding shit ver it's like flimsy and ship. It's
• 1:33:00
  not. It's good overweight cottons, good stuff, good fabrics, good fibers,
• 1:33:05
  good stuff put on the skin, feels real nice. You know what
• 1:33:10
  I mean? To make sure you go pre order that get some of that
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• 1:33:26
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• 1:33:41
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• 1:33:46
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• 1:33:49
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• 1:33:53
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• 1:33:57
  say something dumb, like say like non level was an inside job. It
• 1:34:01
  doesn't matter. Just say we just want the stars, baby, and we
• 1:34:06
  want the engagements. All right, that's where can they find you? Where
• 1:34:14
  can they find you? Young sir? Justin Bobby X thirteen old platforms TikTok,
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  YouTube, Instagram. You know what I'm saying. We out here.
• 1:34:21
  You know what I'm saying. Follow me on TikTok. It's lit more viral,
• 1:34:25
  more Cuccie, yeah, cuccie most certainly more Couchie Well said, it
• 1:34:30
  has been a fantastic time. I am tired beyond belief I can tell yeah,
• 1:34:35
  oh yeah, yeah, I've been sleeping half this podcast. So quiet,
• 1:34:40
  Mike, Mike, if that's what you wanted, you got your wish.
• 1:34:44
  It is what it is. If it was tired of Mike, you
• 1:34:46
  gotta you gotta treat this time because so we will see y'all next week,
• 1:34:55
  same time, same place. Uh, see you all the way from Dela
• 1:34:59
  Rabi, see you Thursday. Whatever. The longer that nigga guy, I'm
• 1:35:10
  longer than they've got talking about it. Yeah, he got you think he
• 1:35:21
  has another one? Yeah? Really that's actually saying it. Yeah, mill
• 1:35:39
  Waukee them Milwaukee. Oh, they gotta may be dancing different everything. That's
• 1:35:45
  what yep. Oh my god, I swear to God. If I see
• 1:35:48
  him break is on a Bad Baby remix, I hope we might have to.
• 1:35:53
  Actually, you gotta get got here. He didn't do anything Detroit related,
• 1:35:57
  right, Yeah he did. Yeah, he was supposed to do.
• 1:36:00
  He was supposed to be on the B B packed Man joint Man. He
• 1:36:05
  backed out, Nah because he got dissed the day before. No, no,
• 1:36:09
  nah, They're gonna be looking for disc bars and I can't not give
• 1:36:13
  it to him. I will. Oh well, uh yeah