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Hour 3 - Freak Show · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our numbber three, our number three
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Speaker 1: of the original Recipe podcast. We were up all night
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Speaker 1: providing fresh pod for your ears. I hope you appreciate
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Speaker 1: that you don't. Okay, that's fine, we did it anyway.
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Speaker 1: So here in our number three, the Brooklyn Nets. That's
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Speaker 1: a basketball team, not a good one. The Brooklyn Nets
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Speaker 1: plan A is to go for Yannis Adentacumbo. How does
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Speaker 1: that sound to you? Also, Zion Williamson is being described
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Speaker 1: as a bust. He's been shut down for the rest
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Speaker 1: of the NBA season. Which way are you voting on
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Speaker 1: this one? And an anonymous NBA general manager doesn't think
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Speaker 1: you can win many playoff series with Jama Rant as
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Speaker 1: your best player. Is that fair or foul? We'll get
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Speaker 1: to all of that right now. Give it up for
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Speaker 1: our number three. It's an absolute free show. Well come,
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Speaker 1: in the beginning of another hour of The Benmather Show.
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Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from pro bouncy Ball.
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Speaker 1: From pro bouncy Ball. Now, as the regular season winds down,
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Speaker 1: it is actually wondering, and we'll get back to the
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Speaker 1: football conversation, which has been driving much of the overnight show.
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Speaker 1: But the story in basketball it's winding down. The playoffs
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Speaker 1: will eventually start later this month, the last month of
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Speaker 1: the regular season. There's about seven eight games left for
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Speaker 1: most teams along those lines, so the talk of the
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Speaker 1: day is not about the upcoming playoffs. Playoffs. Now, you'd say, well,
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Speaker 1: what about the Jokic game. He had a massive sixty
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Speaker 1: plus point game Denver lost to Minnesota. Stephan Curry had
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Speaker 1: a huge performance for the Warriors and went over fifty
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Speaker 1: in their game, But everyone's talking about the swap meet.
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Speaker 1: The transaction continues to be the story that everyone's yapping about.
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Speaker 1: And we've learned now if you haven't been following the
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Speaker 1: latest on this, so we have learned that the the Nets,
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Speaker 1: that's a basketball team, not a good one. The Nets
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Speaker 1: are showing interest, significant interest in acquiring Buck star Giannis
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Speaker 1: Adenta Cumbo. Now this is not exactly a revelation, because
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Speaker 1: why wouldn't you want to add a two time MVP.
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Speaker 1: The Greek freak as he is known, has been toiling
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Speaker 1: his craft there in Wisconsin, and he is a person
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Speaker 1: of interest for the Brooklyn basketball team. Now I get
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Speaker 1: an email from a big fan of our show who
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Speaker 1: lives in the Land of the Cheese, and what do
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Speaker 1: you think you think Giannis wants to go to Brooklyn?
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Speaker 3: You leave?
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Speaker 1: He's gonna leave the Bucks. You're gonna leave the Bucks? Right,
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Speaker 1: He's gonna leave the Buck. You'm freaking out. Of course,
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Speaker 1: I have all the answers that you know. I do
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Speaker 1: an overnight sports talk radio show, and I am a
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Speaker 1: distant relative of Nostra Domas and a friend of Nostra Denis.
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Speaker 1: I've met him one time. Maybe he'll show up to
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Speaker 1: the one in Vancouver or the meet and greet we're
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Speaker 1: gonna do. But anyway, all right, So let's get down
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Speaker 1: to the nitty gritty here. Yannis is under contract through
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Speaker 1: the twenty twenty six twenty twenty seven NBA season. He
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Speaker 1: has a player option. He can either tap in or
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Speaker 1: tap out on that through twenty twenty eight. So the
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Speaker 1: Bucks have no sense of urgency. They don't have to
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Speaker 1: get rid of them. He's going to be around for
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Speaker 1: at least a couple more years. So let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets Plan A. Plan A is to go
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Speaker 1: after Yanisidenta koombo. How does that sound to you? So
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Speaker 1: I've got brass bonanza, commander in chief, and capital grill,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we are going to have an icing penalty, is what
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Speaker 1: we're going to have. So, first of all, the reaction,
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Speaker 1: how's it sound? It sounds the Yanisidenta koumbo to the
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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets story sounds like clickbait. It sounds like aggressive daydreaming.
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Speaker 1: If it's true. And if you dig a little bit
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Speaker 1: deeper below the surface, it's strategic. I put this as
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Speaker 1: a weaponized leak, if you will. The Brooklyn basketball team,
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Speaker 1: which is morbid, is using the art of manifestation, the
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Speaker 1: art of manifestation. They're getting the word out using useful
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Speaker 1: idiots in the media, like, hey, we want everyone to know,
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Speaker 1: we want you to know, we want you to know,
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Speaker 1: we want want everyone to know what's going on here.
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Speaker 1: And they're playing the soundtrack brass Bonanza from this old
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Speaker 1: retired NHL team in Hartford. They're going whaling the Hartford Whalers.
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Speaker 1: They're trying to catch the white whale. GIANNISI dent to
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Speaker 1: Coombo and they're hoping to speak it into existence, right,
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Speaker 1: they're trying to speak it in new existence now for
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Speaker 1: what it's worth, for what it's worth here. Giannis has
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Speaker 1: publicly expressed loyalty to Milwaukee. In fact, in recent weeks,
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Speaker 1: the Yannis said that he would never request the trade
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Speaker 1: he said he would have. They would have to kick
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Speaker 1: me out of the Bucks facility, is what he said
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Speaker 1: to a Greek media outlet. Nevertheless, the speculation continues because
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Speaker 1: it's great clickbait, that's the most important thing. But also
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Speaker 1: a couple of years back, Yannis had said something a
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Speaker 1: little bit different. A little bit different, I mean even
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Speaker 1: a few months ago he had said that they could
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Speaker 1: trade him. He had a very emotional reaction to the
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Speaker 1: Dallas Mavericks fire sale of Luca Donzik and he's liked
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Speaker 1: well looking. You can get traded, I can get traded
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Speaker 1: and all that. But the idea, and this was from
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Speaker 1: the New York Media, that the Brooklyn Nets have Janice's
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Speaker 1: plan a. You want to bet that the Golden State Warriors,
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Speaker 1: because Steph Curry is not getting any younger, that the
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Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors of our also targeted Yannis or the
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Speaker 1: you know, the Knickerbockers, any host of teams that would
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Speaker 1: big market teams, the Chicago Bulls that would like to
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Speaker 1: get their hands on Giannis. It's obvious, all right. Now,
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Speaker 1: page two, we go to the Bayou, the shores of
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Speaker 1: the Mighty Mississippi River and the Pelicans, another dog food team.
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Speaker 1: But I talk about more bad teams. I love bad teams.
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Speaker 1: I can't get enough of bad teams. So the Pelicans
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Speaker 1: are an embarrassment. The nickname stupid, the logo's embarrassing, and
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Speaker 1: the players don't even try most of the time. I
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Speaker 1: bring that up because the Pelicans announced this week that
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Speaker 1: they are shutting her down. Shut her down, shut her down,
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Speaker 1: shut her down, shut her down. It's all over. Zion
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Speaker 1: Williamson has played his final game for the Pelicans. He
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Speaker 1: will not play the handful of games the New Orleans
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Speaker 1: basketball team has left. So this of course opened up
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Speaker 1: the floodgates. If you didn't catch any of the shrapnel
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Speaker 1: that was bouncing around, Zion Williamson is being described as
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Speaker 1: a bust. He's a bust. So which way are you
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Speaker 1: voting on this? Is Zion Williamson a bust or not
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Speaker 1: a bust? All right? So the way I will phrase this,
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Speaker 1: the New Orleans Pelicans thought they were going to be
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Speaker 1: making a bust of Zion Williamson for the Pro Bouncy
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Speaker 1: Ball Hall of Fame. Instead, he's a different kind of
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Speaker 1: a bust, the kind that you don't want to have.
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Speaker 1: And by any measurement, Zion Williamson is an absolute failure.
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Speaker 1: He is a zero for the New Orleans basketball team.
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Speaker 1: Considering what they thought they were getting, what they thought
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Speaker 1: they were getting, and what they got, the arrow is
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Speaker 1: pointing squarely in the direction of the bust. In fact,
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Speaker 1: Zion is the commander in chief of bust Town USA.
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Speaker 1: Congratulations his talent coming out of college, wrote these giant
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Speaker 1: cartoon checks that he has been unable to actually cash
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Speaker 1: the checks have bounced like a basketball up and down
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Speaker 1: for a player that was tagged as a franchise cornerstone,
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Speaker 1: a generational talent that will take the rest of those
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Speaker 1: stiffs on your roster and carry them into the postseason
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Speaker 1: and great success. The Pelicans have made the playoffs a
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Speaker 1: couple of times. They have no playoff series wins with
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Speaker 1: Zion Williamson. And why is that? Zion is like a
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Speaker 1: fifty to fifty raffle type of player and he's only
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Speaker 1: there about half the time. He's a fifty to fifty
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Speaker 1: raffle player. Zion has actually missed if you do the math,
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Speaker 1: I've done the Mather math on this. So Zion has
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Speaker 1: missed two hundred and fifty eight games and he has
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Speaker 1: played in just two hundred and fourteen games. So if
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Speaker 1: you do the math on that, Williamson has only played
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Speaker 1: in forty five little over forty five percent of the
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Speaker 1: games available. He has missed almost fifty five percent of
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Speaker 1: his work assignments. So he's going to continuation school. And
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Speaker 1: I know a thing or two about that. He's going
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Speaker 1: to continuation school. He's been truant, he's tardy. You're in
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Speaker 1: trouble with that, You're done. Zion has never played more
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Speaker 1: than seventy games in a season. He has missed entire
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Speaker 1: years as in plural. All right, turning the page, final thought,
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Speaker 1: we go to Memphis, where the barbecue is good and
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Speaker 1: the basketball is not so good lately not so good.
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Speaker 1: An anonymous I love the anonymous GM. I live for
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Speaker 1: the anonymous GM. I am so happy that we have
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Speaker 1: anonymous gms. So an anonymous GM in the NBA does
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Speaker 1: not think that you not me, but you can win
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Speaker 1: many playoff series with Jah Morant, the gun total Grizzlies
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Speaker 1: guard as your best player. Is that fair or foul?
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Speaker 1: Is that farophoul?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 1: Based on a booth review, an expedited booth review, fair ball,
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Speaker 1: it's a fair ball. Now they have saying if you
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Speaker 1: go to the Capitol Grille and you get that diet
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Speaker 1: type menu thing they have there, they'll say, it's all
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Speaker 1: sizzle but no steak. And in many ways that's Jahn
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Speaker 1: Morant in big moments, it's all sizzle and no steak.
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Speaker 1: Ja Morant has played in twenty three playoff games with
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Speaker 1: the Grizzlies. Memphis has a three to ninety one winning percentage.
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Speaker 1: They're nine to fourteen in playoff games with Jahn Morant.
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Speaker 1: His only playoff series win was a couple of years
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Speaker 1: back against the Minnesota Pro Bouncy Ball team. If I remember,
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Speaker 1: that was the year that Pat Beverly celebrated the championship
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Speaker 1: when the Wolves won the playing tournament and then they
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Speaker 1: went out there and lost to Memphis. I believe that
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Speaker 1: was the year. But in the plus, it's this odd
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Speaker 1: juxtaposition because Ja Moran, his numbers are actually better in
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Speaker 1: the playoffs than the regular season. He averages more points,
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Speaker 1: he averages more assists, more rebounds. His numbers are better
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Speaker 1: in the playoffs in twenty three playoff games in his career. However,
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Speaker 1: they're in many ways hollow numbers because they do not
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Speaker 1: translate in wins. And they've been in position Memphis to
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Speaker 1: win some of those series and they only won one
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Speaker 1: of them. And John Moransley face of the franchise. So
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Speaker 1: until he actually wins multiple playoff series, it's absolutely fair.
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Speaker 1: He's got the pen in his hands. He can rewrite
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Speaker 1: the story. It is the Ben Malors Show. As we
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Speaker 1: Time now for the mallor a riddle of the day,
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Speaker 1: on the X machine on the X machine at Ben Mahllar,
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Speaker 1: and it all ties and there's a synergy to the
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Speaker 1: malor riddle of the day. The Memphis Grizzlies have a
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Speaker 1: forward named Jaron Jackson Junior. He was a defensive Player
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Speaker 1: of the Year. That's his big claim to fame. So
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Speaker 1: Jaren Jackson Jr. Of Memphis said, We've had wins, We've
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Speaker 1: had losses. Ain't no reason to feel sorry. It could
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Speaker 1: always be worse. You could be blank again the mall
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Speaker 1: riddle of the day. Jaren Jackson said, We've had wins,
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Speaker 1: We've had losses. Ain't no reason to feel crazy. It
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Speaker 1: could always be worse. You could be blank. You could
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Speaker 1: be blank. That is the mallor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: The answer we'll get to it and we will do
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Speaker 1: it next.
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Speaker 5: I didn't mean it like that, Bill.
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Speaker 1: Queen of Hearts, her own show coming up later us
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Speaker 1: have too much or not enough. So that'll be coming
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Speaker 1: up in a little bit. Right now, back to the
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Speaker 1: payoff on the Riddle of the Day. Well, that's right, Bill,
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Speaker 1: and it as I been here. Here's the Riddle of
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Speaker 1: the day, Grizzlies forward Jaron Jackson said, we've had wins,
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Speaker 1: we've had losses. Ain't no reason to feel crazy. Could
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Speaker 1: always be worse. You could be blank, all right, that
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Speaker 1: is the malor riddle of the day. Let's see, does
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Speaker 1: anyone know the answer? Rod the ambassador of Bakersfield, said,
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Speaker 1: you could be weed man hippie. Yeah. Uh. Fudgie in
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Speaker 1: Boston says you could be a terrestrial radio talk show host. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that would be It would be tough sledding there. King
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Speaker 1: Rory says a phony from Fullerton seeking love advice from
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Speaker 1: an overnight sports talk radio show. Well, that's pretty mean
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Speaker 1: from King Rory. That's below the belt man, how dare you?
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Speaker 1: You could be a hot tar roofer from late night
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Speaker 1: drug tester Biffy Air dropped into God's box from Miguel
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Speaker 1: on Fire. You could always be Mike the leprechan according
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Speaker 1: to Screege. Well, that would be worse to be Mike
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Speaker 1: the Leprechaun Milcholman. Mike says, at least you're not blind, Scott,
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Speaker 1: that that is the answer. You could be swimming in
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Speaker 1: the Blaggio fountains from Tammy and Montana. We haven't heard
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Speaker 1: from our friend mouthwash Mike in a while. I hope
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Speaker 1: he's all right. He's in jail again, or his phone
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Speaker 1: broke his Obama phone and that's it. A pet rock
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Speaker 1: guessed by Alf the Alien opiner Paige Justin in Cincinnati.
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Speaker 1: He says the condition he has. What else do we
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Speaker 1: have about foot fungus flakes? You could always be eating
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Speaker 1: foot fungus flakes from Donkey Sausage. JT. The Wingman says,
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Speaker 1: you could always be an arrogant blind caller from Boston.
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Speaker 1: Angry Bill gets by clam Dante used Loraina's answer hawk
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Speaker 1: to a coin investor from Robin, Minnesota.
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Speaker 5: You get him that hawk that night.
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Speaker 1: Sir smokes a Lot says you could be the Cowboys
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Speaker 1: and that would be pretty bad. All right, Loraina, do
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Speaker 1: you have an answer? It is the Mather Riddle of
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Speaker 1: the day, and we are going to have too much
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Speaker 1: or not enough coming up in a few minutes. Hello, LORRAINO,
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Speaker 1: what's your answer?
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna change it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you don't want to get a phone call
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Speaker 1: tomorrow from man.
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Speaker 5: You could have holes in your socks.
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Speaker 1: Holes in your socks? All right? Uh? Incorrect? So Jared
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Speaker 1: Jackson former Defense Player of the Year in the NBA said,
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Speaker 1: we we've had wins. Talking about the Grizzlies. We've had wins,
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Speaker 1: we've had losses. Ain't no reason to feel crazy. It
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Speaker 1: could always be worse. You could be homeless home way.
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Speaker 1: We say hello to Jimmy, is in Boston? What's going on? Jimmy? Welcome?
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Speaker 1: You're on the Ben Mallor Show. Hi, Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy
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Speaker 1: going once, Jimmy going twice. No, Jimmy, Let's say hello
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Speaker 1: to Tom, who's in the Bay Area. What's going on? Tom? Welcome? Hey,
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Speaker 1: first time, first time collar, longtime Western. Anyway, that's a
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Speaker 1: long time. A year's a long time, right, you only
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Speaker 1: get so many years. A year's a long time. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's gonna all the time at night when I'm driving
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Speaker 1: my wife back and forth to work at the airport.
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Speaker 6: Anyway, the question was I wanted to know if you
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Speaker 6: think the worst can beat the Lakers on Thursday?
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Speaker 1: Oh, just on Thursday? Are you gonna bet on the game?
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Speaker 1: Is that why you're you're asking? Well, no, I better much?
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Speaker 1: Was it? I like a big basketball too, But yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't live in a state where you can bet
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Speaker 1: offline on the California Right.
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Speaker 4: You can't.
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Speaker 1: You'd be wrong. You should not have an illegal bookie.
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Speaker 1: That would be be wrong. You should not bet illegally. Uh. Yes,
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Speaker 1: Do I believe the Warriors can beat the Lakers on
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Speaker 1: a random regular season game on Thursday night? Yes? Absolutely,
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Speaker 1: assuming everyone's going to play, which is always the big
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Speaker 1: assumption in the NBA when guys take a lot of
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Speaker 1: time off. But considering that the Warriors, Lakers and all
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Speaker 1: these other teams are jockeying for positioning, you would assume
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Speaker 1: that everyone's going to play, and that, yes, Golden State
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Speaker 1: with Jimmy Butler, a motivated Jimmy Butler, will cause problems
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Speaker 1: because Golden State occasionally actually plays some defense. The Lakers
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Speaker 1: not so much. Not so much. You were so blown
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Speaker 1: away by that take time, You're speechless. You don't you
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Speaker 1: don't even know how to add on to that take.
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Speaker 1: You have no idea why. It's hard to say that.
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Speaker 6: I actually have some other questions for you have other ones.
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Speaker 1: Take all your time. You don't have that. You can
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Speaker 1: ask another one if you want. I love I was
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Speaker 1: a kid. Did they go back a long way? Did
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Speaker 1: the forty nine? Did they did the Niners trade you also,
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Speaker 1: or you're still on the team, you're still supporting the team.
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Speaker 6: Well, I actually met some of the forty nine over
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Speaker 6: the years.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but anyway, I might.
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Speaker 1: Fine to ask you about forty nine er is also
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Speaker 1: now the forty nine ers traded away all their good players.
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Speaker 6: So so what's going to happen now? Are they going
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Speaker 6: to have to recruit a whole bunch of new players?
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Speaker 1: And they bought party all the beatings? Well that my
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Speaker 1: Mike count The Niners have lost seventeen players from last season,
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Speaker 1: either traded, released, or left on their own and free agency,
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Speaker 1: so they will feel the full roster. And let's put
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Speaker 1: it this way, Tom, you better have a lot of
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Speaker 1: really good draft picks this year. You better than not
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Speaker 1: f up the draft because that's where most of the
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Speaker 1: new players are gonna come from, is the draft, which
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Speaker 1: is later this month. Thank you, Tom for finding the show,
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Speaker 1: and thank your wife for working at the airport and
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Speaker 1: having you driver to and from. All right, all right,
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Speaker 1: thanks Tom, there's that Tom in San Francisco. Let's go
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Speaker 1: Happy birthday for Lexis. You've been a big part of
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Speaker 1: the show for many, many years, my man, So thanks right.
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Speaker 1: What do you get a drag queen that has everything?
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Speaker 1: What do you what do you get? A new wig,
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Speaker 7: Game of the night Other than the Giants continuing their
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Speaker 7: winning way, probably the Warriors versus Memphis.
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Speaker 1: Right, well for you because you love the Wars. But
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Speaker 1: the Nuggets and the Timberwls want to double over time.
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Speaker 7: Nuggets in the Timber rules into double overtime. But they
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Speaker 7: didn't have Ja Moran drunk and Daddy Sidelines losing his mind.
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Speaker 1: Well, they didn't have that, but they did have Nicole.
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Speaker 1: The Jokis scores sixty one points, so.
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Speaker 7: Is that more than Steph had tonight? Let a step
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Speaker 7: out fifty something?
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Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, he had fifty two, So I'm using malar mac.
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Speaker 1: But sixty one and the Nuggets lost. Actually, even though yok.
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Speaker 7: Had had ten rebounds, I think Steth might have had
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Speaker 7: a better game than I think.
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Speaker 3: Yo Kitchen.
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Speaker 1: Yokich had sixty one points twenty what do you have
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Speaker 1: ten Tennessee? He had tennisis ten rebounds.
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Speaker 7: I think if the season ended today, I looked this up,
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Speaker 7: it would be Warriors versus Lakers in the first round.
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Speaker 1: How great the Lakers going to lose in the first round.
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Speaker 1: Hoop is going to be he won't show up to work.
25:57
Speaker 1: Coop will not show up to work when the Lakers
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Speaker 1: lose to the Warriors.
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Speaker 7: One of my my friends back over, but they know
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Speaker 7: that I call it to the show and the thing.
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Speaker 7: It's hilarious that I do. So I don't understand why
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Speaker 7: it's funny, but maybe I'm funny.
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Speaker 1: Well I'm getting I'm getting back. I'm getting blow back. Now,
26:12
Speaker 1: I'm getting blowback that you're just a Bay Area house man.
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Speaker 1: You're just a suck up to all the Bay Area
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Speaker 1: teams that you giving you back. I got an email
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Speaker 1: from a guy who says he's on East Coast. He says,
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Speaker 1: this guy Louis calls up. He just talks about the
26:23
Speaker 1: Giants and the Warriors. Everything's great.
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Speaker 7: No, so, uh, my friends back home they know I
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Speaker 7: call into the show. They literally have their text tone
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Speaker 7: when I when I text them to say too. Why
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Speaker 7: would you hang up on alame to Loop from last
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Speaker 7: year when Coop freaked out and hung up on hung
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Speaker 7: up on me?
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Speaker 6: Lakers.
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Speaker 1: That's right, Well be prepared because Cooper Loop's getting his
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Speaker 1: fingers ready to dun't to hang up on you again.
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Speaker 1: Lakers aren't even going to play. The Warriors are going
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Speaker 1: to get into the second seed. Stop. Oh cool, Coop?
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Speaker 7: Yeah you want to chie man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Coop's so excited. All right, Listen, there is the.
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Speaker 7: One thing preventing Lebron James from being the greatest player
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Speaker 7: of all time.
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Speaker 1: And I'm so now now, lou You know, I like
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Speaker 1: the Clippers and whoever's playing the Lakers, so I will
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Speaker 1: be a Warriors fan if they play in the first round. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm there and there.
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Speaker 7: Where Kindred soul. Then I'm also I just turned thirty.
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Speaker 7: I'm happy that I'm ringing it in with.
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Speaker 1: Look at all right, thank you there, everyone's celebrating their brother.
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Speaker 4: It's another Ben Mallard game.
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Speaker 1: We've endored too many of these, hazy, too much or
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Speaker 1: not enough enough already. Yeah, we welcome in our contestant
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Speaker 1: Oh no, James, did he fall leap? He must have
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Speaker 1: I think he Oh, well, this is awkward. James calls
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Speaker 1: up every night begging to play the games. And then
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Speaker 5: And then you know, he's gonna callback and my phone, my.
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Speaker 1: Phone, Let's see if man Well and Guardina wants to play. Hello,
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Speaker 1: man Well and Guardina, what up?
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Speaker 4: Man?
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Speaker 6: You know?
28:37
Speaker 4: Hey man, I'm here for the show, kind of like
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Speaker 4: old Tom Foolery in the Bay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going. I'm going right to the bullpen. You're
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Speaker 1: my go to guy. Yeah, be prepared because if the
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Speaker 1: Lakers play the Warriors Alamed de lou versus man Well
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Speaker 1: in Guardina, it might be on.
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Speaker 6: So oh we will be on.
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Speaker 4: And just like the Warriors, you gotta get their ass key.
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Speaker 1: All right, a lot of ambient noise. Here we go.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to the game. It is too much or
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Speaker 1: not enough. All you have to do is get three
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Speaker 1: right to win. All the answers are either too much
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Speaker 1: whatever you're doing. Yeah, you can play the game. Here,
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Speaker 1: here we go. Question number By the way, who pick
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Speaker 1: up line one? I bet you that's James colmbay. He'll
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Speaker 1: be so disappointed, all right, Question number one. The Yankees
29:29
Speaker 1: have had seven different players hit a homer in the
29:33
Speaker 1: first four games of the season. Is that too much
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Speaker 1: or not enough?
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Speaker 4: I would say that not enough?
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Speaker 1: All right? Man Well, and Guardina says, not enough. Is
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Speaker 1: that correct? That is correct? Get job by you men,
29:48
Speaker 1: Will Hey and I got no problem with those torpedo
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Speaker 1: have had nine different players hit a home run, most
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Speaker 1: ball history through a team's first four games. Question number two,
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Speaker 1: Stephen Curry has now had eighteen career fifty point games
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Speaker 1: for the Warriors. Is that too much or not enough?
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Speaker 4: Play the hot hand, Benny, Not enough.
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Speaker 1: He says, not enough? Is he right? No, it's actually
30:20
Speaker 1: too much. Curry has had fifteen career fifty point games.
30:24
Speaker 1: That is still good for the sixth most in NBA history.
30:27
Speaker 1: So you're one in one, and we'll move on to
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Speaker 1: question three for our friend Manuel, a legendary sports talk
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Speaker 1: little bit of everything, all right. Question number three, Rudy
30:40
Speaker 1: Gobert has the most career wins versus Nikola Jokic with sixteen.
30:47
Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough for the Wolves? Center?
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Speaker 6: Not enough?
30:52
Speaker 1: He says, not enough. Again, let's find out that is right?
30:56
Speaker 1: Look at that. You got your second right answer. Gobert
30:59
Speaker 1: has nine teen wins against most of those coming with
31:02
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Speaker 3: You do it?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: You have a pie fight. It's got to be with
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Speaker 1: You don't show up to a pie fight with a
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Speaker 5: No, you don't, especially not a hot apple.
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Speaker 1: No, no, you don't. Definitely that would be wrong and
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Speaker 1: You know, it's like take an air out of a tire.
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Speaker 1: You just take the air out of the tire. That's it. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: all right, Shane in the morning, right, since says I'm
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Speaker 1: a terrible I'm terrible and cooking. Kelly is a trained
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Speaker 1: chef and an amazing chef. Is it's still sweet to
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Speaker 1: try to make her food or just in salty? Yeah?
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Speaker 8: He wants to know, Well, she's pregnant, so I wouldn't
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Speaker 1: Well, no, don't. Isn't the clichet of pregnant women though,
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Speaker 1: Maybe she wants some chef boyar Day from Shane in
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Speaker 5: There was this one girl who worked with a Red Robin.
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Speaker 8: She would have a grilled cheese sandwich and dip it
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Speaker 1: Well, I guess I was pregnant. Salty fries, butter flty fry. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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Speaker 1: No, No, we have other questions. JT. The Wingman says,
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