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My Mom Inspired an Obituary Card Game | Nore Davis | Stand Up Comedy 😁🤣🤣🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

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  SPEAKER_02: Been doing a lot of self-healing, going to therapy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Been going to therapy since 2020.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm the first black person in my family to go to therapy.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I try to get thank you, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I appreciate that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Try to get the fellas and uh my father and my uncles to go to therapy.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, yo, go to therapy.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: I mean like, hell no, man, we just do push-ups.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that's cool, but after I'm done, I'm still crying.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I try to encourage the women, my aunts, I'm like, go to therapy.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, uh-uh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus knows my heart.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I know, but he doesn't talk back.
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  SPEAKER_02: You've been saying grace for 45 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm blessing the food.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you're trauma dumping.
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  SPEAKER_02: The gravy has skin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go to therapy.
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  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I had to go to therapy, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I broke out of a, well, yeah, I broke out of a toxic relationship.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's the thing about toxic relationship.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, you don't, you don't break up, you escape.
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  SPEAKER_02: You ever had an ex that bad where people act, it triggered you?
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  SPEAKER_02: People act like, hey, what happened to you and your ex?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why is she here?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is she behind me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Should I drop the smoke bomb?
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  SPEAKER_02: Fuck it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I changed everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't chance it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Inner child stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: That'd be weird that black people didn't like me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus don't know your heart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yo, hell yeah, I love seeing black people smile.
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  SPEAKER_02: Got teeth and shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I bring my cousin to my comedy shows and she dresses like she's like a real live brat's doll.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm talking about?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like with the nails and the baby hairs and the eyelashes, like, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like if Sailor Moon listened to Glow Rilla.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you all go Glow?
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  SPEAKER_02: I love her, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: But every time I bring a little comedy show, she doesn't laugh.
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  SPEAKER_02: She just goes, I'm dead.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm screaming.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy using words just to laugh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, girl, laugh.
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  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_02: Funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hear that in the back.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, after a while, man, she sounds like them aliens from Toy Story.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm screaming.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bunny.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love her.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So up in therapy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Got learned about my inner child.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you know there's a little nigga inside you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that?
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  SPEAKER_02: The little eight-year-old self is still in there.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's my nigga, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: You feel it every time.
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  SPEAKER_02: You walk by an ice cream store, you walk by, you hear that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, nah, man, we can't have no ice cream, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: We on a diet.
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  SPEAKER_02: Chill out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but when you were little, your mom never let us have ice cream.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now we're old enough.
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  SPEAKER_02: We can have ice cream.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_02: That bitch never let me have ice cream.
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  SPEAKER_02: You want sprinkles?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, come on, little nigga.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get you some sprinkles.
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  SPEAKER_02: Woof.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So learn about my inner child, narcissism.
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  SPEAKER_02: Got out that toxic relationship, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was so hard.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was the whole typical thing of isolation, manipulation.
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  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't break out of her because she would manipulate me every time and saying, like, if you leave me, I'ma kill myself.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, is that the only option?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is there multiple choice?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you leave me, I'm gonna kill myself.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, how about I find somebody for you?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you can stay alive.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like that slave for vampires, that familiar, like, my liege, I found you another bitch nigga to suck on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Please let me go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Relinquish me from this relationship.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I like you.
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  SPEAKER_02: That relationship was like four years ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know, after all those threats and manipulation I was going through, you know she's still alive and well.
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  SPEAKER_02: Call a bluff, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is fun.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I just learned the inner child, learned about boundaries, narcissism, and that I have a toxic inner monologue voice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just like just saying harsh shit about me.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't even know how to explain it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, you ever see Spider-Man 2?
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  SPEAKER_02: The Green Goblin?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like that, the Green Goblin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, look, even right now, my voice is like, see, they didn't get that joke.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not a good comedian.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shut up, I'm doing the best I can.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've been doing it for like 15 years.
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  SPEAKER_02: You should stop it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go back to school.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get a job.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shut up!
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  SPEAKER_02: So then I learned through therapy that that toxic voice is my mom.
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  SPEAKER_02: She was a she's a narcissist, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I had to set boundaries with her.
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  SPEAKER_02: And man, like setting boundaries.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I give her grace, you know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because like narcissistic people just like people that just hold on to their trauma, never released it, and they just became that person.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like she's been through a lot.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Narcissistic person is like a UPS driver that just has a lot of packages.
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  SPEAKER_02: They just drive around, but they never drop off any of their packages.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just driving.
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  SPEAKER_02: You gonna drop off these packages?
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  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus knows my heart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ah, girl.
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  SPEAKER_02: Poor mama.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I had to set boundaries with her, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: That shit was crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so you set boundaries with somebody, then you realize they got bit by that narcissistic bug.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, they were narcissists the whole time, your family member.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of like realizing they got bit by a zombie.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so they just coming at you, hey, so you the worst shit ever.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not gonna call me that.
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  unknown: Fuck you, fuck you.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're the worst son ever, fuck you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like that dog from I am legend.
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  SPEAKER_01: I had to! I had to! You weren't good for me! Those voicemails were horrible.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: I set some boundaries.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, poor mama.
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  SPEAKER_02: So damn my mom, you know, two a year ago, man, she she passed away from cancer, and uh, it's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, you don't have to say sorry, you didn't do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: People do that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry for your loss.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why?
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  SPEAKER_02: Nah, nigga, answer.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is this a confession?
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you cancer?
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you kill my mama?
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  unknown: Sorry.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: Man, so yeah.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: I had to co-direct, co-producer funeral.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: It was great, sold out, everybody came.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not an empty seat, dawg.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was amazing, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: The funeral home let me know that if any other family members or friends that can't attend, they have a streaming link for them to attend the service.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like, what?
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  SPEAKER_02: Funeral home's got a streaming link?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm never going to funerals ever again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hell no.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're too painful.
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  SPEAKER_02: Your grandfather from Maryland died.
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  SPEAKER_02: Drop the link.
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  SPEAKER_01: Drop that link, bro!
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  SPEAKER_02: Not going to Maryland, I don't even know that nigga like that.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_02: Drop the link.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'ma stream the fuck out of the bro.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not gonna keep watching.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go to a funeral, just watching old people interrupt each other.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was in my spirit to talk about Jagging.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it was in my spirit to talk about Jagging.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, alright, turn this channel.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_02: Where's the set list?
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  SPEAKER_02: Just keep going.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thanks, man.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_02: He gets it.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of dark.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so then she passed, and then at the end of the funeral, I got her obituary card, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got her last rookie card.
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  SPEAKER_02: They got all her stats.
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  SPEAKER_02: I had to clean out her house, and then I found out she had a whole other stack of obituary cards she was collecting.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, what am I supposed to do with these obituary cards?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it like a funeral home Pokemon tournament I'm supposed to go to?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like Jackie Davis, 800 education.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Pop, let's go.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Gang.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: Old man comes out.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Nice car, young man.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: Nice car.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I see what you did there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Pop! Oh, you got the mom with the king.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Shit!
• 10:46
  unknown: Woo!
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's right, 5,000 speech.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: I got that in Atlanta.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_02: Stood on line for that card.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_02: My mama's only 800.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: An old lady comes up with a gold briefcase.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_01: Good call, guys.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_01: Good call.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very cute.
• 11:09
  unknown: Click, click.
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  SPEAKER_01: Pop! Oh, you got the M and Tim.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: 50,000 civil rights.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got that in Chicago.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can I get my mama back?
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_02: Some of y'all pulling back on that.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: Come on, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: We got all these obituary cards.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_02: If we're not gonna play, what are we doing with them?
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_02: I know I could beat somebody, mama ass.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: I wanna be the very best.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_01: Obituary card player.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's just my destiny.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Pokemon.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bitch you where we call.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: Still working out the lyrics.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna beat them with my card.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bitch of where we call.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was good.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: That was good.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are dope, man.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Nori Davis, man.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you guys so much, man.