Latest / The Woody Show / FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 19th 2026 Podcast

Transcript

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 19th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

0:02
Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
0:07
Speaker 1: is advised.
0:18
Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
0:23
Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
0:26
Speaker 2: Insensitivity training.
0:27
Speaker 4: No response.
0:37
Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
0:44
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning. Today's Monday. It's a
0:50
Speaker 4: brand new week, you guys. Making our way through Menace's
0:53
Speaker 4: birthday month.
0:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
0:55
Speaker 4: October the 19th, 2026. My name is Woody. That is
0:57
Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
0:58
Speaker 3: Hi, Wood.
0:58
Speaker 4: There is Menace.
0:59
Speaker 3: Hi. We got Gina Grad.
1:01
Speaker 4: Hi. Seabass is here. With presents for Menace, as always. Oh, presents.
1:05
Speaker 3: Yeah. There is Sammy.
1:06
Speaker 4: Hello.
1:07
Speaker 3: We got Jeff G. Morgan is here. Take it easy, man.
1:10
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, Morgan.
1:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever.
1:12
Speaker 4: Get through the introductions here.
1:15
Speaker 3: There's Vaughn, our video producer.
1:16
Speaker 4: Bort is here.
1:17
Speaker 3: We've got Menji.
1:18
Speaker 4: Phones are open 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text. You can
1:22
Speaker 4: check in over to 22987.
1:23
Speaker 3: What's the.
1:26
Speaker 3: What's the gift?
1:26
Speaker 5: Well, it's because I am, as I said, addicted to Timu.
1:29
Speaker 5: I got Menace from his favorite country, China. They call
1:33
Speaker 5: it banana bread. It looks like a full-on. Would you
1:37
Speaker 5: grab him an extra one over there, Greg or Gina?
1:40
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm not eating snacks from Timu.
1:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is shocking, Seabass, because you know how you
1:46
Speaker 6: feel about China.
1:47
Speaker 7: You order a lot from Timu.
1:48
Speaker 4: Right, but it's for Menace because he loves China.
1:50
Speaker 3: It's his favorite country. He does. But he's not eating
1:52
Speaker 3: snacks from Timu?
1:53
Speaker 8: No.
1:53
Speaker 3: So it's bread that's shaped like a banana? It looks
1:56
Speaker 3: like a banana. What are you, racist? And is it
1:57
Speaker 3: actual banana bread? Jingoistic, I would say.
2:00
Speaker 5: It's mostly banana-flavored, and there's supposedly cream in the middle.
2:03
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a treat. It's like a snack cake.
2:05
Speaker 4: It's actually very hard to open.
2:06
Speaker 3: There's the scissors.
2:07
Speaker 7: There's the scissors.
2:08
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, wow.
2:09
Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
2:09
Speaker 4: What happened to the scissors I gave you the other day?
2:12
Speaker 4: You never made their way back to me. Handled scissors.
2:15
Speaker 4: There's two over there.
2:16
Speaker 3: Whoa, that smells like polyurethane.
2:18
Speaker 4: That smells like a rotten banana.
2:21
Speaker 3: Let me smell it. Does it smell like a floaty
2:23
Speaker 3: or something? It smells like paint thinner. It's not that bad.
2:27
Speaker 3: Or like paint thinner. But you know what else? It
2:29
Speaker 3: smells like rotten fruit. Or like dessert wine.
2:32
Speaker 9: Yeah.
2:32
Speaker 7: Well, same thing.
2:33
Speaker 4: I think it smells good. Like pruno. You think it
2:35
Speaker 4: smells good?
2:35
Speaker 3: I do. God, you do? No, it doesn't smell good
2:39
Speaker 3: at all. I like it.
2:40
Speaker 4: You know what that is?
2:41
Speaker 3: I'll smell it. I won't eat it.
2:43
Speaker 4: This is what I would expect the Mr. Clean Magic
2:45
Speaker 4: Eraser to smell like.
2:46
Speaker 1: Really?
2:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, which doesn't have a smell.
2:49
Speaker 4: But if it would have, that's the kind of smell
2:51
Speaker 4: I would expect.
2:52
Speaker 7: You could for sure rub that thing on your wall
2:53
Speaker 7: and get the stains out.
2:54
Speaker 4: This is rum cake. This is also plum pudding.
2:56
Speaker 3: That's that smell.
2:57
Speaker 4: Menace, this is for your birthday.
2:59
Speaker 5: Month, dude.
2:59
Speaker 7: Eat it.
3:00
Speaker 3: Eat it. If you break it open, let's see. Are
3:03
Speaker 3: you going first?
3:03
Speaker 7: Is it a creamy filling?
3:05
Speaker 4: You know what?
3:05
Speaker 3: They do a great job.
3:06
Speaker 4: There's like a skin on it almost, like a real
3:08
Speaker 4: banana peel. That's the world's tiniest little piece, Menace. Like,
3:11
Speaker 4: how are you supposed to evaluate? Yeah, that was a crumb.
3:13
Speaker 3: And then there's like a bread filling.
3:15
Speaker 4: Ooh, that's not good.
3:16
Speaker 3: What does it look like inside?
3:17
Speaker 10: I mean, it just tastes like two-week-old bread.
3:21
Speaker 4: There's a gel, not really a cream for sweet. Uh
3:26
Speaker 4: Not really.
3:27
Speaker 11: That smells like Let me try the sweet part Seabass
3:30
Speaker 11: is taking a bite I'm having the bread Seabass got
3:32
Speaker 11: a pretty decent bite It looks boring and dry There's
3:34
Speaker 11: like It is There's an artificial banana flavor Like banana
3:36
Speaker 11: candy sort of flavor.
3:38
Speaker 10: I got in I took a bite of the filling
3:41
Speaker 10: Mm-hmm It's nothing as well.
3:43
Speaker 4: It's gross.
3:44
Speaker 5: And there's no way to tell when it expired because
3:45
Speaker 5: it's all in Chinese. Dude, you know what? It tastes
3:48
Speaker 5: better than smells.
3:49
Speaker 3: I'll say that.
3:49
Speaker 4: You know what Hostess quietly got rid of? Because I
3:52
Speaker 4: can't find them anywhere anymore. I've been to multiple cities
3:55
Speaker 4: and I've looked. I've gone to the grocery stores, the
3:58
Speaker 4: convenience stores, just to take a look to see. All right,
4:00
Speaker 4: maybe it's just the location I'm going to. Hostess, stop
4:03
Speaker 4: making ho-hos.
4:05
Speaker 2: What?
4:06
Speaker 11: Yeah.
4:06
Speaker 4: Really? I don't think they manufacture them anymore. Now that
4:09
Speaker 4: you say it, I don't think I've seen it. Also,
4:12
Speaker 4: I think they really jacked up Twinkies because the Twinkies
4:14
Speaker 4: that they sell.
4:15
Speaker 3: That I see, I'm like, these don't even.
4:16
Speaker 4: Look like Twinkies. You are correct, sir.
4:19
Speaker 6: Hostess quietly discontinued ho-hos around December 2025.
4:22
Speaker 7: Well, there.
4:25
Speaker 3: You go. That is shocking.
4:26
Speaker 7: I love to unpeel them.
4:28
Speaker 4: You can still find Little Debbie Swiss rolls, which are
4:31
Speaker 4: the same sort of, but they're not exactly the same.
4:34
Speaker 6: And all I typed in with autofill, does hostess, and
4:38
Speaker 6: it went to right to still make ho-hos.
4:41
Speaker 4: They don't. So I've been seeing like a very like
4:43
Speaker 4: kind of paired up. They love making zingers. Zingers I
4:46
Speaker 4: see everywhere. Those are not that great.
4:48
Speaker 3: I don't. Zingers are great.
4:51
Speaker 4: What I do love, this might be another thing that
4:53
Speaker 4: you guys judge me for liking that you'll say that
4:55
Speaker 4: nobody else likes. I like the orange flavored cupcakes. The
4:58
Speaker 4: hostess cupcakes. I've never had them.
5:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like them too.
5:01
Speaker 4: It's like a creamsicle, like an orange and they got
5:03
Speaker 4: the cream in the side.
5:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. Those are good. I would have to
5:05
Speaker 3: have one to refresh my memory.
5:06
Speaker 7: I don't think I've ever had one.
5:07
Speaker 3: Truckers and trailer park people ate those.
5:09
Speaker 4: No, those are good. I like those. I mean, I
5:11
Speaker 4: like the lemon ones, the yellow ones better.
5:14
Speaker 3: Lemon joints?
5:15
Speaker 10: The yellow ones.
5:16
Speaker 3: They have lemon ones?
5:17
Speaker 7: Lemon cupcakes?
5:18
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's lemon, right? Lemon hostess cupcakes? No, there's the
5:21
Speaker 4: chocolate ones. They have the orange ones. And then they
5:24
Speaker 4: got the yellow.
5:24
Speaker 3: Those are the only two that I've seen. Oh, menace
5:27
Speaker 3: be right. Unless they make a limited edition thing.
5:29
Speaker 4: I've been eating those since I was a kid, the
5:31
Speaker 4: yellow ones.
5:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:32
Speaker 4: Ice lemon, yeah. Okay.
5:34
Speaker 3: I mean, I would go for the lemon ones.
5:35
Speaker 7: Ice lemon?
5:36
Speaker 3: Yeah.
5:36
Speaker 4: They make the zingers with the chocolate ones and then
5:39
Speaker 4: the yellow ones.
5:40
Speaker 12: Jeez.
5:41
Speaker 4: But I think that's just a vanilla flavor. Those aren't
5:43
Speaker 4: very good. And then other than that, it's just like
5:46
Speaker 4: the donuts, like the little chocolate donuts and the powdered donuts.
5:49
Speaker 3: Those are good.
5:50
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all right.
5:51
Speaker 6: When's the last time and how many decades has anyone
5:54
Speaker 6: had a snowball?
5:56
Speaker 4: Oh, it's been a while. Those were never that great.
5:59
Speaker 4: I thought those were very bland.
6:00
Speaker 7: As a kid.
6:00
Speaker 4: I like coconut.
6:02
Speaker 7: The pink snowballs were the jam.
6:04
Speaker 4: I would never let my son eat a pink snowball.
6:06
Speaker 3: I've seen them my whole life. I've never had one. Yeah,
6:09
Speaker 3: we used to give them as a treat. They were
6:10
Speaker 3: always dry. I don't like coconut shavings. I always thought
6:12
Speaker 3: they were girly.
6:13
Speaker 7: Very, they're pink snowballs.
6:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, only girls eat them. Yeah, now the other thing
6:16
Speaker 4: that Menace is kind of alluding to, snowballing.
6:19
Speaker 7: That's different.
6:20
Speaker 4: You got to Google that one, kids. We're not explaining
6:24
Speaker 4: that one. Kevin Smith can tell us. You're like a
6:26
Speaker 4: big junk food guy.
6:27
Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
6:28
Speaker 4: What's your go-to hostess?
6:29
Speaker 3: Hostess would be Twinkies. Twinkies. Have you tried?
6:35
Speaker 4: They did something. They make the Twinkies different now. Yeah,
6:39
Speaker 4: they're not the same. They're just not the same at all.
6:41
Speaker 4: They got rid of the ho-hos. Do you like the
6:43
Speaker 4: orange cupcakes? We were talking about the orange-flavored cupcakes. Yeah,
6:46
Speaker 4: those are pretty good. Those are bomb.
6:47
Speaker 3: They have a good crumble cake, too.
6:49
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
6:49
Speaker 3: That's pretty solid. I see that every once in a while.
6:51
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the coffee cakes.
6:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, powdered donuts. Which Greg does not have coffee.
6:54
Speaker 13: Yeah, no coffee in it.
6:55
Speaker 3: I know, isn't that shocking?
6:56
Speaker 1: Yeah.
6:56
Speaker 7: Wait, how could the Twinkie be any different? It was
6:57
Speaker 7: already like lab grown. What is the difference?
7:00
Speaker 4: I bet you it's all this crap about getting rid
7:01
Speaker 4: of artificial dyes. The cake seems more dense. It's like
7:05
Speaker 4: more of like a dense log.
7:06
Speaker 1: Interesting.
7:07
Speaker 3: Not like a lady finger or whatever. Yeah, it's not
7:08
Speaker 3: like light and fluffy. Yeah, it's not airy.
7:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, not like kind of puffy. It's kind of like
7:12
Speaker 4: tight and dense.
7:13
Speaker 14: Yeah.
7:14
Speaker 3: It doesn't look appealing. I've not even bought the new ones.
7:16
Speaker 3: I just see them.
7:17
Speaker 4: I go, these don't look like Twinkies. And they're making
7:20
Speaker 4: chocolate Twinkies now too.
7:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
7:21
Speaker 13: Mm-hmm.
7:22
Speaker 3: Didn't those used to be called Chocodiles?
7:24
Speaker 4: Oh, Chocodiles. Chocodiles. Was that Hostess or was that like
7:29
Speaker 4: a different one?
7:30
Speaker 3: I don't know.
7:30
Speaker 4: Like Dolly Madison or whatever. Kind of like Ding Dongs.
7:32
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're like Ding Dongs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we don't have Ho-Ho's, but we still
7:37
Speaker 4: have Ding Dongs.
7:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the hockey pucks. Yeah, but the Ding Dongs
7:40
Speaker 3: are different. Yeah.
7:42
Speaker 4: The non-Hostess Ho-Ho's were the Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.
7:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're rolled up.
7:48
Speaker 8: Yeah.
7:48
Speaker 3: So what's the difference? The taste is different. It's the
7:52
Speaker 3: same concept. The taste is different. See, I used to
7:54
Speaker 3: live next to a hostess store.
7:56
Speaker 4: Oh, it was like this outlet store.
7:59
Speaker 3: And we would get all the day old stuff.
8:00
Speaker 7: Would you get like the fruit pies?
8:02
Speaker 13: Everything.
8:02
Speaker 4: Oh, those were the best.
8:03
Speaker 3: Oh, you lived in a good neighborhood.
8:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 22987. Let's
8:08
Speaker 4: jump into the Monday birthdays. Happy birthday to Trey Parker.
8:27
Speaker 4: co-creator of South Parker, as they're calling it now, South America,
8:32
Speaker 4: for the new season. Trey Parker is 57 years old today.
8:37
Speaker 4: Chris Kattan, the former SNL cast member, is 56. There's
8:40
Speaker 4: a documentary about him.
8:42
Speaker 1: Really?
8:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, about how he got really jacked up during a skit,
8:46
Speaker 4: like broke his back or something. Yeah, he broke his neck.
8:48
Speaker 4: Or his neck or something.
8:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
8:49
Speaker 4: He has my favorite line.
8:51
Speaker 3: Never came back from it.
8:52
Speaker 4: Would you guys like some cookies?
8:54
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. Corky Romano, Minnesota's favorite movie. Thank you.
8:57
Speaker 4: Chris Catanz, 56. Jon Favreau, the Mandalorian creator. yeah he
9:02
Speaker 4: directed the first two Iron Man films plus Elf yeah
9:04
Speaker 4: he's done a lot of different stuff good for him
9:06
Speaker 4: Jon Favreau is 60 Ty Pennington from the Extreme Makeover
9:11
Speaker 4: Home Edition move that bus drives me crazy I hate
9:14
Speaker 4: that stupid hat he wears now the hat like why.
9:17
Speaker 3: He can't say anything without screaming it yeah like.
9:20
Speaker 4: Shut up that's his brand seems like a nice guy
9:22
Speaker 4: but like yeah there's a couple things like dude what
9:24
Speaker 4: are you doing.
9:24
Speaker 5: By the way nobody looks good in that hat I
9:26
Speaker 5: know basically they just love it what is it it's kind.
9:29
Speaker 3: Of like that Arby's like not an Arby's hat, but like, um,
9:32
Speaker 3: I don't know.
9:32
Speaker 4: Like, no, no, you know, it's like the, uh, the Curious,
9:35
Speaker 4: the guy who was always hanging out with Curious George.
9:37
Speaker 3: What's his name?
9:38
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
9:38
Speaker 8: Mr.
9:39
Speaker 4: The guy in the yellow hat.
9:40
Speaker 5: Uh, well, but no, it's this, SNL did a great
9:42
Speaker 5: sketch actually called Big Dumb Hat with, uh, Amy Sugarman,
9:46
Speaker 5: not Amy Sugarman.
9:46
Speaker 3: Uh, she lives for the company. Uh, Amy, uh, Schumer. Schumer. Schumer.
9:51
Speaker 4: Yeah.
9:51
Speaker 3: And making fun of all the stupid basic bitches.
9:53
Speaker 10: Oh, that's like Coachella two years ago, man.
9:56
Speaker 15: I agree.
9:57
Speaker 4: Evander Holyfield is 64 today, and you got John Lithgow.
10:01
Speaker 3: Who is 81.
10:01
Speaker 4: Your porno birthday today is Taylor Rain. And today's birthday boy, oh,
10:07
Speaker 4: Taylor's a boy, has handed out the hot beef injection
10:11
Speaker 4: in 194 fine films, including 10 Feet of Raw Meat.
10:15
Speaker 4: He was in Twink Buffet, Volume 1. Interracial Mantises, Volume 15.
10:24
Speaker 4: He was in Suckin' Feet and Slappin' Ass.
10:26
Speaker 10: Yeah, he is.
10:27
Speaker 4: Caught Red-Handed, Volume 1. deeing him down in the kitchen,
10:31
Speaker 4: also tongued while tanning.
10:34
Speaker 3: Fun.
10:34
Speaker 4: And who can forget his unforgettable role in the Halloween
10:37
Speaker 4: film Scared Stiff 2, the Amityville whore. I like it.
10:42
Speaker 4: That's Taylor Reign, who is 36 years old today, and
10:45
Speaker 4: that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthday, here on
10:50
Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
10:50
Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
10:52
Speaker 16: The Woody Show.
10:56
Speaker 7: All right.
10:57
Speaker 3: Let's see. Greg Gorey. Woody. Cheers and jeers. Well, cheers
11:01
Speaker 3: to The Woody Show for having a real impact on
11:04
Speaker 3: the world.
11:05
Speaker 4: Really?
11:05
Speaker 3: Because not that long ago, me, Menace... And I believe
11:10
Speaker 3: Jeff G., as well, we're calling for normalizing the man purse.
11:14
Speaker 4: Yes, we were. Let's start by not calling it man purse.
11:18
Speaker 3: What would you like to call it?
11:19
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just a purse, right?
11:21
Speaker 3: Okay, purse.
11:22
Speaker 4: They call it a sling bag.
11:23
Speaker 10: And Greg, just real quick, I know you have a story.
11:28
Speaker 4: Bought a new one last night.
11:30
Speaker 3: Good for you, good for you. So, we're at the
11:34
Speaker 3: mall the other day and running random errands and What
11:38
Speaker 3: am I seeing? More and more of the so-called man bag,
11:42
Speaker 3: the sling bag, the shoulder bag, whatever. And these are
11:45
Speaker 3: dudes with wives, dudes with girlfriends. These are like bros
11:49
Speaker 3: and they had them. Are they like the cross body? Yes,
11:52
Speaker 3: of course. Like over the shoulder kind of going sideways.
11:55
Speaker 4: We like to call them pioneers, Greg.
11:58
Speaker 3: But good. It's having an impact. Something is working out
12:00
Speaker 3: there because they got stuff too to carry and now
12:03
Speaker 3: they can. So good for us for Affecting change in
12:07
Speaker 3: the real world. Jeers goes to myself for not knowing
12:12
Speaker 3: how to open a bottle cap in a cool way.
12:15
Speaker 3: I was at a barbecue and they had a bunch
12:18
Speaker 3: of beers, but they were not twist caps. And I've
12:21
Speaker 3: never in my life been the guy that knows how
12:23
Speaker 3: to go up against a table.
12:24
Speaker 7: And just bam.
12:25
Speaker 3: Or use a quarter or something. Or use a key
12:27
Speaker 3: or a quarter.
12:28
Speaker 4: That's usually a good way for me to figure out
12:31
Speaker 4: what beer I'm going to like or not like. Yeah.
12:33
Speaker 7: What you can open.
12:34
Speaker 4: What are you going to have? And I go, oh,
12:36
Speaker 4: do you have whatever? And they go, no, I don't
12:37
Speaker 4: have that. I go, what do you have that just
12:39
Speaker 4: has like a twist cap? Right. And whatever they have
12:41
Speaker 4: with a twist cap will typically be something that I like.
12:44
Speaker 4: I'm not very adventurous when it comes to beer, but
12:46
Speaker 4: if it has a cap that you need the opener for,
12:49
Speaker 4: or you need to, you know, figure out cool ways
12:51
Speaker 4: to do it, probably.
12:52
Speaker 3: Not going to like it.
12:53
Speaker 4: It's probably one of them.
12:54
Speaker 3: IPAs or and I tried to do that Woody I
12:56
Speaker 3: was I pick out a beer I pick out the
12:59
Speaker 3: beer that had only the bottle cap type and I
13:02
Speaker 3: thought I was just standing there and I slowly walked
13:04
Speaker 3: back to the cooler tried to change it to a
13:06
Speaker 3: one that had none of them had twist caps and
13:09
Speaker 3: I go to the guy who was doing the barbecue
13:11
Speaker 3: and I said hey do you have a bottle opener
13:13
Speaker 3: by chance No, but I got you. And he takes
13:15
Speaker 3: this massive knife and just, boop, and popped it open.
13:18
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you can do that. You can use the
13:20
Speaker 4: edge of a counter.
13:21
Speaker 3: I mean, I've seen it done. I've never known how
13:23
Speaker 3: to do it. You can use a seatbelt. It makes
13:25
Speaker 3: me feel so uncool.
13:26
Speaker 7: Seatbelt, that's a good place to open beer, too, anyway.
13:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying, but like, yeah, like if you're doing
13:30
Speaker 3: like a tailgate or something like that.
13:31
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
13:32
Speaker 3: Because the buckle.
13:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, the metal part. That clicks in, not the part
13:36
Speaker 4: that you click it into. But look at it. It
13:38
Speaker 4: looks like it's got the hole in the middle and
13:40
Speaker 4: it looks like a bottle.
13:41
Speaker 10: There's a pretty big video online of Ella Langley, the
13:45
Speaker 10: country singer, where she takes two bottles and then she
13:48
Speaker 10: puts them right next to each other and then she
13:50
Speaker 10: kicks the bottom of it.
13:51
Speaker 7: Oh, that's so badass.
13:53
Speaker 3: I successfully opened a bottle once with another bottle, but again,
13:56
Speaker 3: one time. And I know a guy that tried to do...
14:00
Speaker 3: bottle cap bottle the non-twist one with his teeth oh
14:03
Speaker 3: that's a good idea so he puts it in his
14:04
Speaker 3: mouth totally do that twists it the bottle broke as
14:07
Speaker 3: he's getting has the momentum in his hand and he
14:10
Speaker 3: sliced his face open he looked like the joker it
14:13
Speaker 3: like cut his cheek all the way up so i'm
14:17
Speaker 3: not cool i've never learned how to do the bottle
14:19
Speaker 3: cap thing so cheers to me for not being cool i.
14:22
Speaker 10: Want to see you do the ella langley thing we
14:24
Speaker 10: got to do a Instagram video.
14:26
Speaker 3: I would have to see how it's done and try
14:28
Speaker 3: to imitate it.
14:28
Speaker 4: I mean, personally, I found the easiest one is just
14:31
Speaker 4: on the edge of a counter.
14:32
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've never done that.
14:34
Speaker 4: But you mess up the counters.
14:35
Speaker 7: And the bottle will shatter in my hand.
14:39
Speaker 15: No.
14:39
Speaker 4: Not if you do it right. Like the neck? Yeah,
14:41
Speaker 4: that's the problem.
14:42
Speaker 3: I mean, not if you do it right.
14:43
Speaker 1: Yeah.
14:43
Speaker 4: I mean, any other like non-traditional ways. Like Greg just
14:47
Speaker 4: talked about the guy with the bottle broke that way too.
14:50
Speaker 11: Right.
14:50
Speaker 15: Yeah.
14:50
Speaker 3: But, I mean, haven't we progressed as a society that
14:52
Speaker 3: they can all be twist-offs at this point? No.
14:54
Speaker 13: Yes.
14:55
Speaker 4: Okay.
14:57
Speaker 3: Bottles of wine have screw-tops.
14:58
Speaker 7: That's my question. And does that mean it's like a
15:00
Speaker 7: low-class bottle of wine, or is it fine?
15:03
Speaker 3: I still think it kind of makes it a little
15:05
Speaker 3: bit low-class when it's a twist-top.
15:07
Speaker 7: But I'm so relieved when it is.
15:08
Speaker 3: But that's a question for the beer people. Like, is
15:11
Speaker 3: it lame if it's a twist-top? Does it make it subpar?
15:14
Speaker 4: It's not as cool.
15:16
Speaker 3: Not as manly. That make it less of a beer.
15:18
Speaker 4: Right.
15:18
Speaker 3: Like not cool.
15:20
Speaker 12: Right.
15:20
Speaker 3: Like not as indie.
15:23
Speaker 4: It was so 90s. You're talking about dudes having purses
15:28
Speaker 4: and stuff now. But it was so 90s for everybody
15:32
Speaker 4: to have a bottle opener on them. Of course.
15:35
Speaker 3: On your keychain.
15:36
Speaker 4: Every promotional item was either a pen or... A beer
15:39
Speaker 4: koozie or a bottle opener keychain.
15:41
Speaker 3: For sure. Everybody had one.
15:43
Speaker 7: With your business on it.
15:44
Speaker 4: Every radio station I worked at in the 90s and
15:47
Speaker 4: through the early 2000s, they all had keychain bottle openers.
15:51
Speaker 7: Back when we were fun and prepared.
15:53
Speaker 4: Because that's what everybody needed at any given time.
15:55
Speaker 7: You never know when a party's going.
15:57
Speaker 3: To break out. That's true.
15:58
Speaker 4: My favorite is the bar knife. The what?
16:01
Speaker 10: It's called the Bar Knife.
16:02
Speaker 3: The Bar Knife?
16:03
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a really long bottle opener.
16:05
Speaker 13: Oh.
16:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the ones that the professionals have.
16:08
Speaker 4: Mm-hmm, yep. Yeah, it's super long. It's just like a
16:12
Speaker 4: big oval kind of shape. Yeah, it fits in your pocket.
16:14
Speaker 4: Like a torpedo kind of thing.
16:16
Speaker 3: And then, by the way, if you're hosting a party
16:18
Speaker 3: with beers that have bottle caps, put a bottle opener
16:21
Speaker 3: near them.
16:21
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:22
Speaker 3: So you'll have to walk around a hunt and then
16:24
Speaker 3: ask the guy with the knife to open it for you.
16:25
Speaker 17: But then he can't show off his party tricks, right?
16:27
Speaker 7: Yeah, true.
16:28
Speaker 3: Think about that. Gina Grad, cheers and jeers.
16:30
Speaker 6: Okay, big old giant cheers to the circus. I took
16:35
Speaker 6: the kid to the circus because he begged to go.
16:38
Speaker 6: And I got to tell you, it was... It was
16:41
Speaker 6: so incredible. The world-class acrobats, a family of tightrope walkers,
16:46
Speaker 6: a family of Czechoslovakian jugglers and like.
16:50
Speaker 7: Acrobats that literally travel together.
16:53
Speaker 6: Like the mom, dad, and the three kids, they're like
16:55
Speaker 6: sixth generation circus people.
16:58
Speaker 4: It was so- I mean, that skill set doesn't really
16:59
Speaker 4: transfer to other things.
17:01
Speaker 7: You have one job.
17:02
Speaker 4: You work at the circus.
17:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:04
Speaker 4: Or it's just not applicable to anything else.
17:05
Speaker 7: Or you're unemployed.
17:06
Speaker 3: Exactly.
17:07
Speaker 6: But it just, and I'm- I literally got teared up
17:11
Speaker 6: a few times because I was so happy to be somewhere.
17:14
Speaker 6: Seeing people's actual talent and no screens, no VR, no
17:19
Speaker 6: nothing fake, nobody looking at their phones, just people in
17:21
Speaker 6: the moment cheering for clowns, cheering for tightrope walkers.
17:26
Speaker 7: I loved it. It was like a reset in my
17:28
Speaker 7: brain that I didn't even know I needed.
17:29
Speaker 4: This is one of those circuses, if I remember correctly,
17:32
Speaker 4: that you went to. It's set up in the parking
17:34
Speaker 4: lot of a mall.
17:34
Speaker 2: Yes.
17:35
Speaker 4: Yeah.
17:36
Speaker 3: So the mall parking lot, because, you know, half the stuff.
17:38
Speaker 4: Well, they have space.
17:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got a ton of space. Half the stuff is.
17:40
Speaker 4: Closed in there. So they set up the big circus
17:43
Speaker 4: tents in the parking lot of the mall.
17:45
Speaker 7: And it is awesome.
17:46
Speaker 4: She's mall parking lot circus person, and she's crying there.
17:49
Speaker 7: Because I really needed that.
17:52
Speaker 3: This is the circus that you really didn't want to
17:54
Speaker 3: go to.
17:54
Speaker 1: Correct.
17:55
Speaker 4: You were dreading it.
17:56
Speaker 7: I was kicking and screaming.
17:57
Speaker 6: In fact, we were basically like the kids said, because
17:59
Speaker 6: I had two tickets, and I said, well, you can
18:01
Speaker 6: pick dad or me.
18:02
Speaker 7: And we were like, please don't pick me. Please don't
18:03
Speaker 7: pick me. And he's like, I don't know what to do.
18:04
Speaker 7: I don't want to leave anyone out. We're like, we
18:06
Speaker 7: promise you whoever gets left out is the winner.
18:09
Speaker 3: See, this is what I would have said.
18:10
Speaker 4: I said, hey, I got the tickets so you and
18:12
Speaker 4: your dad could go.
18:13
Speaker 7: That was the original plan.
18:15
Speaker 4: I just had this conversation with another friend of mine
18:17
Speaker 4: because he's going through a business thing and he's got
18:21
Speaker 4: a personnel issue that he's dealing with. And so he's
18:26
Speaker 4: dealing with this situation. I go, man, the way he's
18:29
Speaker 4: going to approach it He's leaving himself open to leaving
18:32
Speaker 4: himself right back in the same situation. I'm like, you
18:34
Speaker 4: don't give them the option when it's something you don't want.
18:38
Speaker 7: Of the door being left open.
18:40
Speaker 4: Don't leave the door open. Like the only option you
18:42
Speaker 4: give them is it leads them to whatever it is
18:45
Speaker 4: that you need done.
18:47
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:47
Speaker 4: But like there's two different options here. Both are going
18:50
Speaker 4: to end with how you need things to be.
18:52
Speaker 13: Yeah.
18:52
Speaker 4: But how it turns out and how it goes, how
18:55
Speaker 4: you get there. Is up to them.
18:56
Speaker 8: Yeah.
18:56
Speaker 4: Right. But like you don't leave it up because they
18:58
Speaker 4: can call your bluff and go, well, you know what?
19:00
Speaker 3: I'm going to stick it out.
19:01
Speaker 4: That's true.
19:02
Speaker 17: No!
19:03
Speaker 4: Why are you torturing me?
19:04
Speaker 3: Now I'm stuck with you still.
19:05
Speaker 6: I feel like I had been kind of neglecting this
19:07
Speaker 6: kid lately, though. So he wants to go to the
19:09
Speaker 6: circus with me. We're going to the freaking circus. And
19:12
Speaker 6: we had a blast. You know, he's getting to the
19:13
Speaker 6: age where things are a little uncool. And he was
19:16
Speaker 6: just mesmerized. And it was great.
19:18
Speaker 7: I loved it. I can't wait to go back.
19:20
Speaker 3: Jeers.
19:22
Speaker 6: The movie Disclosure Day. Did anyone see this movie? The
19:26
Speaker 6: Spielberg movie about the aliens and the.
19:30
Speaker 3: I remember it being out in theaters. Oh my god.
19:32
Speaker 7: We all wanted to see it. We did a movie night.
19:34
Speaker 7: We had popcorn.
19:35
Speaker 6: We're all settled in. Everybody wanted to watch it. It
19:37
Speaker 6: is so dumb. It is so confusing. The only, like,
19:41
Speaker 6: I'd say real star star is Emily Blunt. She does
19:44
Speaker 6: her absolute best. But the movie sucks.
19:48
Speaker 7: The movie sucks.
19:49
Speaker 6: Sucks don't waste your time i was super disappointed we
19:52
Speaker 6: were all bored and we were all kind of laughing
19:54
Speaker 6: at it like because it was pretty dumb uh i
19:56
Speaker 6: don't recommend it sorry spielberg man.
19:59
Speaker 4: She's doing it wow like circus yes family movie night
20:03
Speaker 4: wherever i get in the morning well i know don't
20:05
Speaker 4: you i know she lives in like uh this this
20:08
Speaker 4: like alternate universe.
20:09
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah we had game night too that's.
20:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, family game night. I've always seen that, like when
20:14
Speaker 4: they advertise board games and stuff. Oh, for family game night.
20:17
Speaker 4: I'm like, what's family game night?
20:19
Speaker 3: It's fun. We had that a hundred years ago and
20:21
Speaker 3: it ended in tears and arguments.
20:22
Speaker 7: It usually ends in a board flip.
20:25
Speaker 3: We played like, you know. We played live, shooting ladders.
20:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
20:27
Speaker 17: Monopoly.
20:28
Speaker 4: I don't remember parents playing. I mean, it was never
20:31
Speaker 4: like parents. No, it was just me and my sisters
20:33
Speaker 4: or if we had friends or cousins or whatever. Growing up,
20:35
Speaker 4: we did have family games. It was never like. parents involved.
20:39
Speaker 4: Like I'd see the commercials where it's like the mom
20:40
Speaker 4: and dad are like huddled over around the game, the
20:43
Speaker 4: game of life. They spin a little wheel thing and
20:46
Speaker 4: do you.
20:46
Speaker 7: Guys remember the game ladders and candy?
20:48
Speaker 4: Like we played those games, but it wasn't each other. Correct.
20:50
Speaker 7: Do you guys remember the game?
20:51
Speaker 3: Sorry.
20:52
Speaker 18: Yeah.
20:53
Speaker 7: We always had every Friday night was sorry. Game night.
20:55
Speaker 4: Sorry.
20:55
Speaker 3: I'm not playing.
20:56
Speaker 18: Yeah.
20:58
Speaker 3: Because I would always lose and then my aunt would
21:00
Speaker 3: rub it in. I was a little kid and she
21:02
Speaker 3: would go, sorry. And that would make me cry.
21:07
Speaker 4: She would crush on you, dude.
21:11
Speaker 3: Sammy, cheers and jeers.
21:12
Speaker 18: My cheers is that Christmas is appearing everywhere and I
21:16
Speaker 18: love it.
21:17
Speaker 10: Oh, God.
21:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:18
Speaker 17: Oh, God is right.
21:19
Speaker 4: But we are this close to Halloween.
21:21
Speaker 7: I know.
21:22
Speaker 4: And I was just at Costco, and they pretty much
21:24
Speaker 4: have the Halloween stuff pushed out already. Oh, it's gone.
21:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't even find it in places.
21:28
Speaker 4: To make room for the Christmas stuff. I'm like, yo, yo,
21:30
Speaker 4: this is when people are going out for Halloween stuff.
21:32
Speaker 7: Exactly.
21:33
Speaker 4: You need that stuff now. It's upon us. It's here.
21:36
Speaker 17: No, it's sold out already.
21:37
Speaker 7: At least it's on clearance.
21:38
Speaker 18: I mean, if you go to where the Halloween stuff
21:41
Speaker 18: is in the store, the shelves are empty.
21:43
Speaker 17: It has already been cleared out. You are too late.
21:46
Speaker 17: And that's why you have to buy the Christmas stuff now.
21:48
Speaker 17: The Target section or the dollar section in Target, by the.
21:50
Speaker 18: Way, all Christmas, so cheap and like just little cute
21:55
Speaker 18: stuff and highly recommend. And you have to get it
21:57
Speaker 18: now because it'll be sold out later and it's only
21:59
Speaker 18: a dollar. So everyone go.
22:01
Speaker 1: Also.
22:03
Speaker 17: The very first Hallmark Christmas movie just came out over
22:05
Speaker 17: the weekend.
22:06
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
22:06
Speaker 4: What's it called?
22:07
Speaker 17: Holiday Touchdown. Bear's Love Story. It's the football one. It's
22:10
Speaker 17: pretty good. Holiday Touchdown. So, yeah, the Christmas movies are
22:12
Speaker 17: already coming out. The Christmas stuff is already out, and
22:14
Speaker 17: I'm so excited to start decorating.
22:15
Speaker 15: Too early.
22:16
Speaker 3: It's too early.
22:17
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, there's a- Our friend Tim starts decorating the
22:20
Speaker 4: day after Halloween. Yeah.
22:21
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
22:22
Speaker 4: November 1st is when he puts up All the stuff.
22:25
Speaker 4: I mean, the tree goes up.
22:27
Speaker 7: Everything goes up.
22:29
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
22:29
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like something he would do. I know
22:31
Speaker 3: he does it.
22:32
Speaker 4: I know.
22:32
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, Tim.
22:33
Speaker 4: I know. You're a man.
22:34
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
22:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be like me buying a man purse.
22:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be like that. Like what? Or like
22:39
Speaker 3: Tim not knowing how to open a bottle.
22:41
Speaker 4: I know.
22:41
Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be a travesty.
22:42
Speaker 10: There's a Grinch movie coming out mid-November.
22:46
Speaker 4: Like, why not December?
22:47
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:48
Speaker 17: Because that's the timing.
22:49
Speaker 18: A lot of Thanksgiving is a big time for movies
22:51
Speaker 18: to come out, especially Christmas movies.
22:53
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, that makes sense because, you know, that's
22:55
Speaker 4: the introduction of the holiday season.
22:57
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving.
22:58
Speaker 8: Yes.
22:58
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving Day Parade. Santa comes down the parade route that
23:01
Speaker 4: ushers in the Christmas season. That's when it's appropriate.
23:03
Speaker 17: And no sooner.
23:04
Speaker 3: Yeah.
23:06
Speaker 4: The minute you see the backside of Santa and the sled,
23:08
Speaker 4: then that's when the tree can go up like right
23:10
Speaker 4: behind him. That's when the tree can go up and
23:12
Speaker 4: all your stuff goes out. Like, not before that.
23:15
Speaker 12: Sure.
23:15
Speaker 18: And to be clear, I'm decorated for Halloween right now.
23:17
Speaker 18: I'm just very much prepared for Christmas, and I'm very
23:21
Speaker 18: excited about it. My jeers is to my eyesight because
23:24
Speaker 18: it is so, so bad, and I have no depth perception.
23:28
Speaker 18: And everywhere I went this weekend, if I was trying
23:31
Speaker 18: to look at a– just read a sign.
23:32
Speaker 17: I don't need help. Everybody, can I help you with something?
23:35
Speaker 17: Do you need help?
23:35
Speaker 18: And I thought, why are so many people– asking me
23:38
Speaker 18: if I need help with something, and then I realized
23:41
Speaker 18: it's because I'm trying to read far away, so I
23:43
Speaker 18: look very confused because I can't see anything.
23:45
Speaker 4: That's your natural look. Kind of like if you have
23:46
Speaker 4: a resting bitch face. People think that something's wrong.
23:49
Speaker 3: Resting confused face. She just looks confused all the time.
23:51
Speaker 18: I look confused all the time trying to read stuff,
23:53
Speaker 18: and my parking is terrible in my garage because my
23:57
Speaker 18: death perception sucks. And where, where my spot is to
24:01
Speaker 18: pull in is where the door into the kitchen is
24:05
Speaker 18: where the door into the place is. And so if I,
24:09
Speaker 18: I can't tell if I'm too close or too far.
24:11
Speaker 18: And so I do get very close sometimes where it's,
24:13
Speaker 18: difficult to get in that front door.
24:15
Speaker 17: And so, you know, you.
24:16
Speaker 4: Need you need a tennis ball hanging from the string.
24:19
Speaker 17: Steamboat Willie did that over the weekend.
24:21
Speaker 18: I now have a tennis ball hanging from a string
24:24
Speaker 18: for my car.
24:25
Speaker 17: And I didn't know about this.
24:26
Speaker 18: And he was like, well, I mean, it's kind of
24:28
Speaker 18: for old people, but I think we need to do this.
24:31
Speaker 4: And the progression goes from that, and then you eventually
24:33
Speaker 4: take that tennis ball down because you can't drive anymore,
24:35
Speaker 4: and it goes on the bottom.
24:36
Speaker 3: Of your walker.
24:37
Speaker 7: Yes, exactly. There's always use for the tennis ball after
24:39
Speaker 7: 65 years old.
24:40
Speaker 18: Yes, so I now have a tennis ball hanging from
24:44
Speaker 18: the ceiling of the garage for me to park and
24:46
Speaker 18: not pull too far up.
24:48
Speaker 4: You've had gnarly sight issues for a while. What's the prognosis?
24:51
Speaker 4: I mean, is at some point, like, what do the
24:53
Speaker 4: doctors say?
24:55
Speaker 17: Well, so for.
24:56
Speaker 18: Me, I have a lazy eye, which turns in, especially
25:01
Speaker 18: when I read and other stuff. And when I was
25:03
Speaker 18: a kid, I had to wear a patch over my
25:05
Speaker 18: good eye to strengthen my bad eye because I had
25:07
Speaker 18: one eye stronger than the other.
25:08
Speaker 17: And it was turning in. And so that did work.
25:12
Speaker 17: It helped in terms of the lazy eye.
25:14
Speaker 18: And now though, as I get older and people's eyes
25:16
Speaker 18: get worse, right? So every time I go to the
25:19
Speaker 18: eye doctor and she's looking, she's like, oh, the turn
25:21
Speaker 18: is getting worse.
25:21
Speaker 17: It's happening again. It's getting worse.
25:23
Speaker 18: And the last time I went, she went, Are you
25:25
Speaker 18: seeing double?
25:26
Speaker 4: I was like, no, no. Are you eventually going to
25:28
Speaker 4: look like that goofy face emoji? You know the one
25:30
Speaker 4: I'm talking about where it's like the tongue's hanging out
25:32
Speaker 4: and the one eye's like, that's going to be Sammy's look.
25:36
Speaker 18: So eventually, assuming that this continues and it's not going
25:41
Speaker 18: to stop because it seems to be getting worse, I'll
25:43
Speaker 18: have to have a surgery where they go into my eye,
25:48
Speaker 18: take the muscle and And essentially take the muscle and
25:52
Speaker 18: move it where it is on the eye so that
25:54
Speaker 18: it'll straighten it out more.
25:56
Speaker 7: Would you want to just do that now and get
25:57
Speaker 7: over with it?
25:59
Speaker 18: The reason that I don't is because my eye doctor
26:01
Speaker 18: has had this surgery.
26:02
Speaker 17: And it's why I have her. Because she treats this
26:04
Speaker 17: very well.
26:04
Speaker 18: She knows exactly what she's talking about.
26:06
Speaker 17: She's dealt with it.
26:07
Speaker 18: And she said it's one of the most horrible things
26:09
Speaker 18: that she's ever been through in her life.
26:11
Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
26:11
Speaker 18: And so she would definitely not recommend it unless you
26:16
Speaker 18: have to do it.
26:17
Speaker 17: Unless it's a problem. And I'm seeing doubler. It's all
26:19
Speaker 17: this stuff.
26:20
Speaker 3: But how did it work out?
26:21
Speaker 4: She can see okay? Yeah. She was a kid.
26:24
Speaker 1: Well, no.
26:25
Speaker 18: What happened was they overcorrected.
26:28
Speaker 7: So I went out.
26:30
Speaker 18: She had no she had a wandering eye. And then
26:34
Speaker 18: when they corrected it, now she has one that turns
26:36
Speaker 18: in like mine. So it still wasn't perfectly straight. Now, granted,
26:40
Speaker 18: that was years ago and it's probably a much better
26:43
Speaker 18: procedure now with the technology and stuff like that.
26:46
Speaker 17: But it still is very risky.
26:48
Speaker 18: It's still a human with human error, which very slight
26:51
Speaker 18: amount that needs to be moved.
26:53
Speaker 17: And it's very tricky.
26:54
Speaker 7: Why don't we put you back in the patch?
26:55
Speaker 8: Yeah.
26:56
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy? It's too late now.
26:58
Speaker 17: You have to do it when you're young.
26:59
Speaker 4: One of the thousand pound sisters just had this done.
27:02
Speaker 4: Somehow it always goes back to thousand pound sisters.
27:05
Speaker 7: No, that chick did have a googly eye.
27:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it looks clean now. It looks straight ahead.
27:10
Speaker 10: It used to look way to the right.
27:13
Speaker 18: And I'm sure that it was a huge problem for
27:15
Speaker 18: her vision and it had to be done.
27:17
Speaker 17: And I'm sure I will reach that point at some point.
27:19
Speaker 7: She was looking behind herself.
27:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, but now it's like straight ahead.
27:23
Speaker 3: Lucky.
27:24
Speaker 4: She's so lucky.
27:25
Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
27:26
Speaker 4: All right, let's see what's popping. What you got there,
27:32
Speaker 4: Greg Gorey, for the trending news headlines.
27:34
Speaker 3: Well, Green Bay beat the Cowboys 23-13 at Lambeau Field
27:37
Speaker 3: behind Jordan Love's 276 passing yards and a rushing touchdown.
27:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, my buddy went to that game. He made the
27:43
Speaker 4: trip to Green Bay. It was his first pilgrimage as
27:46
Speaker 4: a lifelong Packers fan. Got there, bought these custom Nikes
27:51
Speaker 4: that are like Green Bay Packer Nikes.
27:54
Speaker 3: So into it.
27:55
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, you better get yourself a stick to
27:58
Speaker 4: beat all the ladies back. Those shoes are too tight.
28:02
Speaker 7: Are they like dad shoes?
28:04
Speaker 4: I'll pull the picture up, but you can take a look.
28:08
Speaker 4: Are they Cortez's at least?
28:11
Speaker 3: Maybe Dunk's.
28:13
Speaker 4: Here, check out these new kicks he got, dog.
28:16
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
28:18
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's something.
28:20
Speaker 3: The ladies are going to be.
28:21
Speaker 4: That's a shoe. That is a shoe. The Zoom X?
28:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're kind of like running shoes. Oh, yeah, yeah.
28:27
Speaker 4: The Zooms. Okay.
28:29
Speaker 3: Check somebody lining up for that.
28:30
Speaker 7: That's right.
28:31
Speaker 3: Take it easy, ladies.
28:32
Speaker 10: My chair's wet.
28:33
Speaker 3: They look comfortable.
28:34
Speaker 4: So much of him to go around.
28:36
Speaker 3: There were also a ton of upsets yesterday in the NFL.
28:38
Speaker 3: The Cardinals stole one from the Rams on a last-second
28:41
Speaker 3: field goal. The Browns also beat the Ravens 13-10 on
28:44
Speaker 3: a buzzer beater. And the Panthers dropped the Eagles, and
28:47
Speaker 3: the Titans finally won a game. 26-20 over the Colts.
28:52
Speaker 4: So they won a game, but your Chargers still haven't
28:55
Speaker 4: won a game. Somebody get fired or what?
28:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, they need to fire everybody at this point.
29:00
Speaker 4: Who's going to get fired?
29:01
Speaker 14: I wish we could fire Justin Herbert, but we can't. Nah,
29:04
Speaker 14: they're going to keep him. I think at least Mike
29:06
Speaker 14: McDaniel's offensive coordinator is going to go. They're going to
29:09
Speaker 14: put it on him, which I don't know if it's
29:10
Speaker 14: his fault necessarily, but Yeah, I think he's going to
29:13
Speaker 14: be the victim.
29:14
Speaker 4: See, I thought maybe they fire the head coach and
29:16
Speaker 4: then put McDaniel in there.
29:18
Speaker 3: I'm kind of down with that, man.
29:20
Speaker 4: He'd be cheaper.
29:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
29:21
Speaker 4: Because that's how these companies roll, man, right? They get
29:23
Speaker 4: rid of the more expensive person to put the cheaper
29:25
Speaker 4: person in there when times are lean.
29:27
Speaker 3: And chargers are notoriously cheap, too.
29:29
Speaker 14: I think the GM and head coach should go, and
29:32
Speaker 14: I'm hoping that they do that.
29:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:34
Speaker 4: By the way, the Woody Show NFL Biggest Loser, so
29:38
Speaker 4: we always put two of the people here on the
29:40
Speaker 4: show head-to-head to pick who they think is going to
29:42
Speaker 4: be the biggest loser in the NFL that week. And
29:45
Speaker 4: so week six, it was myself and Sammy going head-to-head.
29:48
Speaker 9: Yeah.
29:49
Speaker 3: Sammy said the.
29:49
Speaker 4: Titans would lose to the Colts by 15, but the
29:52
Speaker 4: Titans got their first win.
29:54
Speaker 18: Yeah.
29:55
Speaker 4: I said the Raiders would lose by 15 to the Bills. Now,
29:57
Speaker 4: the Raiders did lose, but they only lost by three points.
30:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. All the games are pretty tight this week.
30:02
Speaker 6: As somebody who knows nothing about sports or especially football,
30:05
Speaker 6: I can't believe nobody picked the Chiefs and Chargers.
30:07
Speaker 2: I did.
30:07
Speaker 7: Yeah, me too.
30:08
Speaker 4: Well, I was, but you guys never asked me. Well,
30:11
Speaker 4: I didn't pick the Chiefs and Chargers because I try
30:14
Speaker 4: to stay away from division games.
30:16
Speaker 7: What does that mean? I don't even know.
30:17
Speaker 4: Like two teams that are in the same division playing
30:19
Speaker 4: each other because they play each other so much more
30:22
Speaker 4: often than other teams. They know each other better. It
30:25
Speaker 4: doesn't matter how good... the Steelers are compared to, say,
30:29
Speaker 4: the Bengals or the Browns or the Ravens, those games
30:33
Speaker 4: are always three-point games.
30:34
Speaker 7: You think they're tighter because they're more used to each other.
30:36
Speaker 4: Yes.
30:37
Speaker 3: And they scout each other more.
30:38
Speaker 4: They know each other's game.
30:39
Speaker 3: And you saw that yesterday with the Ravens and the Browns.
30:41
Speaker 18: Yeah, the Chargers, I mean, the Chargers suck, but the
30:43
Speaker 18: Titans suck too. They hadn't won a game. I for
30:46
Speaker 18: sure thought that was, I thought it was a decent pick.
30:48
Speaker 10: Showed you.
30:49
Speaker 17: I know.
30:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sammy.
30:50
Speaker 3: Dang, suck on that.
30:51
Speaker 4: I mean, that Chiefs pick would be an obvious pick.
30:53
Speaker 4: would be an obvious one, other than the fact that
30:55
Speaker 4: it was a division game, so I stayed away from that.
30:57
Speaker 11: Okay.
30:58
Speaker 3: So, Jeff, with the Chargers are now 0-6.
31:01
Speaker 4: Yes.
31:01
Speaker 3: How confident should a Niners fan be that tonight they'll
31:04
Speaker 3: be 6-0? I would say very confident.
31:07
Speaker 4: Really?
31:07
Speaker 3: Very confident. Because I kind of feel that way, but
31:09
Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin anything.
31:10
Speaker 14: I mean, the commander's quarterback doesn't even know how a
31:12
Speaker 14: clock works, so you'll be fine.
31:14
Speaker 4: Okay. That's true.
31:15
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, in baseball, Tampa beat the Guardians 3-1 in Game
31:19
Speaker 3: 5 to take a 3-2 lead in the ALCS, and
31:21
Speaker 3: they can punch their ticket to the World Series if
31:23
Speaker 3: they win tonight at home. In other news, they're calling
31:27
Speaker 3: it civil unrest, which I don't think is accurate in France.
31:31
Speaker 3: It's more like widespread riots and looting and vandalism and arson,
31:34
Speaker 3: the worst so-called civil unrest in years. The nationwide protest
31:38
Speaker 3: started as a student protest, and they were protesting about
31:41
Speaker 3: the state of education in France.
31:42
Speaker 7: That lasted about five minutes.
31:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this just spread to an overall protest about
31:46
Speaker 3: the cost of living and declining public services, and it's
31:49
Speaker 3: gone into full-on violence. Half a million people are out
31:52
Speaker 3: in the streets. They're looting stores. They're vandalizing buildings. In
31:56
Speaker 3: the town of Limoges, a historic town hall just got
31:58
Speaker 3: burned to the ground.
31:59
Speaker 4: I saw that. It's like been around for like 140
32:01
Speaker 4: some years. Burned to the ground.
32:03
Speaker 3: Built in the late 1800s out of wood and it's gone.
32:07
Speaker 3: Businesses all across France are being ransacked.
32:10
Speaker 7: Oh, and it was heartbreaking.
32:11
Speaker 6: They showed, I mean, there was a lot of businesses,
32:13
Speaker 6: but this one woman, not elderly, but like older, standing
32:16
Speaker 6: in front of her shop, crying, begging them not to
32:19
Speaker 6: take things.
32:19
Speaker 7: And they just pushed her out of the way. Yeah.
32:21
Speaker 10: I mean, that's how it goes down there. When they
32:23
Speaker 10: have the protests, it gets crazy. Like the gas prices
32:26
Speaker 10: get too high. They just start burning everything to the ground,
32:29
Speaker 10: but actually it does. I'm not, I'm not condoning this
32:32
Speaker 10: at all. But over there, when they burn everything to
32:35
Speaker 10: the ground, stuff actually does happen. Versus in America, we
32:38
Speaker 10: burn everything down and then we keep.
32:40
Speaker 7: On voting to pay more money. It was the age
32:41
Speaker 7: of retirement. They rioted over it.
32:42
Speaker 4: It's like, okay, fine.
32:43
Speaker 3: You can retire at 50.
32:44
Speaker 4: Isn't this different? I've seen conflicting things.
32:47
Speaker 7: Well, there's flags being put up.
32:49
Speaker 4: I don't really follow it. I don't really understand. I mean,
32:52
Speaker 4: I know they said it started with student protests, right?
32:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:55
Speaker 4: And it's now, obviously, other people just will take... whatever
32:58
Speaker 4: it is, and use it as an opportunity to.
33:01
Speaker 7: Jump in and pile on.
33:03
Speaker 4: And there are people who just like to break and
33:04
Speaker 4: burn stuff and just cause destruction.
33:07
Speaker 3: It's no longer about any of these things.
33:09
Speaker 13: Oh, hell no.
33:10
Speaker 3: It's just people being losers. It becomes a mob mentality
33:12
Speaker 3: because they don't sit to think, okay, we're protesting the
33:16
Speaker 3: cost of living, so let's destroy stuff which is going
33:18
Speaker 3: to affect everybody when it comes to the cost of living.
33:21
Speaker 4: Here's what I like. I like the fact that the
33:24
Speaker 4: government is saying they're going to find out who's responsible.
33:28
Speaker 4: Every person they can track down from every video, anybody
33:31
Speaker 4: that they can find who's responsible, they're going to hold
33:33
Speaker 4: them fully accountable to the fullest extent of the law.
33:37
Speaker 7: While this kicked off, Macron was at a Celine Dion concert. Like, no, no, no, no, no.
33:41
Speaker 6: You leave the concert and come deal with this. Like,
33:43
Speaker 6: now he wants to do something?
33:45
Speaker 17: But it's Celine Dion.
33:46
Speaker 4: You're just going to walk out?
33:48
Speaker 6: And then the leader of Poland is like, don't come here.
33:50
Speaker 6: Don't come to this border. I'm telling you right now.
33:52
Speaker 4: There was a time not that long ago we weren't
33:54
Speaker 4: sure if we'd ever see Celine Dion live again.
33:55
Speaker 12: Yeah.
33:56
Speaker 7: You know what?
33:56
Speaker 4: That's a good point.
33:57
Speaker 3: This is his chance.
33:58
Speaker 7: A stiff person.
33:59
Speaker 4: There's bound to be another destructive protest. Let's just stop
34:03
Speaker 4: calling it a protest. It's just destruction.
34:05
Speaker 3: It's a riot. It's a riot.
34:07
Speaker 4: There's no protest going on.
34:09
Speaker 14: And it really sucks for the people that are trying
34:11
Speaker 14: to make a point and trying to affect change, and
34:13
Speaker 14: then you got everybody else just ruining that message.
34:16
Speaker 3: Because they want a free Louis purse. Right, exactly. Well,
34:19
Speaker 3: so far there have been 2,400 arrests, and almost 1,000
34:23
Speaker 3: police officers have been injured. And then we're talking about football.
34:26
Speaker 3: Despite all this, the NFL says the Saints-Steelers game in Paris...
34:30
Speaker 3: Still on. I know a bunch of people who are
34:32
Speaker 3: going to that. I'm like, I'm not going. I did
34:34
Speaker 3: see one video.
34:35
Speaker 4: It's not like it's the whole area. It's like the news.
34:38
Speaker 4: It's neighborhoods. I didn't want to go there to begin with.
34:42
Speaker 4: You know, I have a very big, like, no international
34:45
Speaker 4: travel policy.
34:47
Speaker 3: But now is not the time.
34:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did see there was one video of
34:50
Speaker 4: this guy and his lady. They're sitting in this cafe
34:53
Speaker 4: just having a little coffee. There's literally a fire burning
34:56
Speaker 4: in the background, and they are, like, just completely unconcerned.
34:58
Speaker 3: Did you see that?
34:59
Speaker 14: I saw that, and I saw a jogger just go through, like,
35:02
Speaker 14: she's just minding her own business, jogging right through.
35:03
Speaker 3: All of them.
35:04
Speaker 4: It's like when you see chaos in New York, and, like,
35:05
Speaker 4: people are, like, New Yorkers don't even notice.
35:07
Speaker 7: They're like, oh.
35:08
Speaker 3: There's a guy in the machete? Oh, I didn't even
35:10
Speaker 3: see it.
35:10
Speaker 7: Only in New York.
35:11
Speaker 3: I think that would be me. I'm Mr. I don't
35:13
Speaker 3: want to get involved. I'm just taking a job.
35:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you wouldn't be sitting there at the cafe
35:16
Speaker 4: having a coffee literally within a block of a giant
35:20
Speaker 4: fire and people riding.
35:21
Speaker 3: No, I would go to a different cafe far, far away. Also,
35:26
Speaker 3: over the weekend, a woman drove her pickup truck onto
35:28
Speaker 3: a youth soccer field in Wichita, ended up killing two
35:31
Speaker 3: people and injuring 10 others. So the two who were
35:34
Speaker 3: killed were a six-year-old boy and a 35-year-old man. They're
35:36
Speaker 3: not related, but those are the two that were killed.
35:39
Speaker 3: And this happened at the Stryker Sports Complex. The woman
35:41
Speaker 3: who was behind the wheel was released by police without charges.
35:46
Speaker 7: Excuse me?
35:46
Speaker 4: This is why this story is so confusing. She had
35:49
Speaker 4: a stroke or something? Did she not drive onto the field? Yeah.
35:51
Speaker 4: So how does that happen?
35:54
Speaker 3: That's weird.
35:54
Speaker 4: You thought it was the road? Investigators are trying to
35:56
Speaker 4: figure out. I know, but they released her.
35:58
Speaker 3: They must have.
35:58
Speaker 4: Well, I was going to say, you must have something.
36:01
Speaker 4: But then again, didn't they just release that guy? who
36:03
Speaker 4: shot like two kids in front of the homecoming game.
36:05
Speaker 3: They did. And it was, you know, a couple days later.
36:08
Speaker 3: But she was at least charged and then released on bail.
36:10
Speaker 7: Like she wasn't in a Waymo, was she?
36:12
Speaker 3: She wasn't even charged because after the crash, they talked
36:14
Speaker 3: to about 30 witnesses. They did a toxicology test on
36:17
Speaker 3: the driver. And now they're waiting on those toxicology results.
36:21
Speaker 3: And they're also waiting on a mechanical inspection of the truck.
36:24
Speaker 3: But again, So far, no charges have been filed.
36:27
Speaker 14: What I don't understand is, don't they have a duty
36:30
Speaker 14: to protect her as well? Because if she's out and
36:32
Speaker 14: about and you killed my kid, I might be coming
36:35
Speaker 14: for you. And that's kind of weird. It doesn't make
36:38
Speaker 14: sense to me.
36:39
Speaker 3: We'll find out more, I would imagine, pretty quick. Pretty quick.
36:43
Speaker 3: And then finally, as far as the box office goes,
36:45
Speaker 3: Street Fighter took that number one spot over the weekend,
36:48
Speaker 3: raking in about $ 31 million domestically and then another $ 51
36:51
Speaker 3: million worldwide. Now, it did cost $ 82 million to make,
36:55
Speaker 3: so it's off to a decent start, but it still
36:57
Speaker 3: has a way to go. Audience, they seem to like it, though,
37:00
Speaker 3: so that's good.
37:01
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just watched it.
37:02
Speaker 3: And then that movie Whale Fall about a scuba diver
37:06
Speaker 3: who gets swallowed by a whale, that came in fourth.
37:09
Speaker 7: That's real?
37:09
Speaker 4: Made $ 8 million.
37:11
Speaker 3: That's what I said when I saw the trailer for
37:13
Speaker 3: the first time. I'm like, this is a joke, right?
37:15
Speaker 6: It's like in a comedy with, like, the movie posters
37:17
Speaker 6: in the background, like joke posters.
37:19
Speaker 3: Wait, so, like, is what real?
37:21
Speaker 4: The story or the fact that it's a movie? No,
37:23
Speaker 4: that this movie exists.
37:24
Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
37:25
Speaker 3: I believe that the movie exists. See, I thought the
37:27
Speaker 3: movie didn't exist.
37:28
Speaker 4: I know, same. But they're not trying to say it
37:30
Speaker 4: was a true.
37:31
Speaker 3: Story, right?
37:32
Speaker 1: No.
37:32
Speaker 3: No.
37:33
Speaker 7: Is it a slapstick comedy?
37:35
Speaker 3: No, but I did see this one article where somebody
37:38
Speaker 3: asked a quote expert, could this happen? And they said
37:40
Speaker 3: the movie got it right as far as which type
37:43
Speaker 3: of whale would have swallowed the guy. But biologically, you
37:46
Speaker 3: would not survive.
37:47
Speaker 7: Hello, ever heard of Jonah?
37:48
Speaker 3: Dude, I... Sperm whales swallow, don't they?
37:52
Speaker 10: When I was at the movie theater, I was, you know,
37:54
Speaker 10: buying popcorn and I saw the... gigantic whale popcorn bucket.
37:58
Speaker 10: I had no idea about this movie. I'm like, why
38:00
Speaker 10: is there this huge whale? It looked like it was
38:03
Speaker 10: two and a half feet long.
38:04
Speaker 3: Oh, really?
38:06
Speaker 4: Can you even fit that in your seat?
38:08
Speaker 3: Probably not. I think this is going to be like
38:11
Speaker 3: Sharknado where it's so dumb that people want to see it.
38:15
Speaker 3: One surprise hit was, if you can still call it that,
38:18
Speaker 3: the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. You can see everything. Second place,
38:22
Speaker 3: 15 million bucks.
38:24
Speaker 7: Almost three hours long.
38:25
Speaker 3: And then that horror movie Other Mommy made $ 8. 4 million.
38:28
Speaker 3: And then $ 7. 3 million for The Boring Sense and Sensibility.
38:33
Speaker 3: People actually wanted to see that. So that's what's going on, Wood.
38:36
Speaker 3: All right.
38:37
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
38:38
Speaker 3: You got it.
38:38
Speaker 4: More Woody Show next time.
38:40
Speaker 2: The Woody Show will return.
38:41
Speaker 4: What is.
38:43
Speaker 1: Happening here at The Woody Show?
38:45
Speaker 2: Now I feel like an idiot.
38:47
Speaker 4: So everybody got their Halloween stash ready to go?
38:52
Speaker 7: Oh, not yet.
38:53
Speaker 4: We hit up Costco.
38:55
Speaker 3: And bought the full bars again. Full bars.
38:57
Speaker 8: Oh, nice.
38:58
Speaker 4: Going full bars again.
38:59
Speaker 7: What are the choices?
39:00
Speaker 13: Everything?
39:01
Speaker 3: Well, I have to make it... It's like a variety pack, right?
39:03
Speaker 8: It is.
39:03
Speaker 4: I have to make another stop today because the one
39:05
Speaker 4: that I got has.
39:08
Speaker 4: Hershey bars that are regular and almond, Kit Kat, and
39:13
Speaker 4: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
39:14
Speaker 8: Perfect.
39:14
Speaker 3: Okay.
39:15
Speaker 10: Yeah.
39:15
Speaker 4: But now we're missing the Snickers, Twix, Three Musketeers, and
39:20
Speaker 4: I think Starburst is in the other one. They're like
39:22
Speaker 4: the mayor. But they didn't have those at my particular Costco.
39:26
Speaker 3: Which they normally do. They normally have both variety packs,
39:29
Speaker 3: but they didn't.
39:30
Speaker 4: Have that. And so now I have to make another
39:32
Speaker 4: stop to make sure that we're all set and ready
39:34
Speaker 4: to go.
39:35
Speaker 3: Is your son ripping out hard that it's on a Saturday?
39:39
Speaker 4: Yeah.
39:40
Speaker 7: With an extra hour?
39:40
Speaker 3: I mean, this is like his Super Bowl.
39:43
Speaker 2: It is.
39:44
Speaker 4: And he's conflicted because I told you he made the
39:46
Speaker 4: high school hockey team.
39:47
Speaker 3: Yeah. And they have a game.
39:50
Speaker 4: He's skipping the game that's how important halloween is yeah
39:56
Speaker 4: halloween's once a year and the kid lives for this
40:01
Speaker 4: he lives for it yeah you know the whole yard
40:03
Speaker 4: display he takes every you know like not every dollar
40:07
Speaker 4: but he takes his own money that he makes from
40:10
Speaker 4: working and he asked for money for christmas and birthdays
40:13
Speaker 4: and things like that and he invested into these I
40:15
Speaker 4: say invest because not only does he get a really
40:18
Speaker 4: cool display out of it, he does a really great
40:19
Speaker 4: job with it.
40:20
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
40:20
Speaker 7: It's incredible.
40:22
Speaker 4: He then takes these animatronics that he gets, whether it's
40:25
Speaker 4: from Spirit or other places, and he knows which ones
40:28
Speaker 4: are hot. And he puts them right back out online
40:31
Speaker 4: and sells them most of the time for.
40:33
Speaker 3: More than what he bought them for. That rules.
40:35
Speaker 1: Cool.
40:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he takes that money and reinvests it
40:38
Speaker 4: into the display for next year so it looks different
40:40
Speaker 4: than it did the year before.
40:41
Speaker 7: It's awesome.
40:43
Speaker 4: Incredible. I'm impressed, and I have some hope for his future.
40:46
Speaker 13: Yeah.
40:46
Speaker 4: You know, when you see him, like, taking initiative and
40:48
Speaker 4: planning things and budgeting and having, like, a project, you know, schedule.
40:54
Speaker 7: And totally independent. Nobody's, like, breathing down his neck.
40:56
Speaker 4: To do this.
40:57
Speaker 3: No, no.
40:57
Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
40:58
Speaker 3: I got to say, though, I'm super surprised that he
41:01
Speaker 3: could just say to the team, Yeah, I'm not going
41:03
Speaker 3: to be at that game. That would have never flown
41:06
Speaker 3: in my high school.
41:06
Speaker 1: No, never.
41:07
Speaker 4: Well, other people have things that happen, you know, that
41:09
Speaker 4: can't make it because it's, you know, grandma and grandpa's
41:12
Speaker 4: 50th anniversary party. You know, it's one game. It's from
41:16
Speaker 4: the entire, he goes to everything as part of all
41:19
Speaker 4: of it.
41:20
Speaker 3: And I'm not giving them to her.
41:23
Speaker 17: I get it. I just wasn't allowed to.
41:25
Speaker 18: I had just practiced on Halloween for gymnastics, and I
41:28
Speaker 18: still had to go.
41:29
Speaker 17: They made all of us be there. My parents would
41:30
Speaker 17: make me go, and then I would rush to try
41:32
Speaker 17: and trick-or-treat after. I was like seven or eight.
41:35
Speaker 4: The game doesn't start until 4 p.m., and it's two
41:39
Speaker 4: hours away. Why would they schedule it?
41:41
Speaker 17: Oh, ew.
41:43
Speaker 4: Well, because they're high school kids. So, I mean, are
41:46
Speaker 4: they supposed to be out there trick-or-treating? Not really. A
41:48
Speaker 4: little too old for that. I did see, who knows
41:50
Speaker 4: if this is real or not. I believe that it
41:53
Speaker 4: could be real just because HOAs are this way. Did
41:57
Speaker 4: you see the thing going around about the HOA that
41:59
Speaker 4: put the notice out to the residents?
42:02
Speaker 3: About Halloween?
42:03
Speaker 6: Yeah.
42:03
Speaker 4: I hope this letter finds you well. As we approach
42:05
Speaker 4: the Halloween season, the board has been discussing ways to
42:08
Speaker 4: create a consistent and positive experience for for the children
42:11
Speaker 4: in our community who go trick-or-treating. This year, the association
42:14
Speaker 4: is encouraging all residents to hand out fun-sized candy bars only.
42:18
Speaker 4: We're asking that full-sized candy bars not be distributed.
42:21
Speaker 13: What?
42:22
Speaker 4: This request is intended to help keep the experience consistent
42:25
Speaker 4: throughout the neighborhood and to avoid situations where some homes
42:27
Speaker 4: feel pressured to match larger offerings.
42:30
Speaker 7: No, thank you. That's not up to you.
42:32
Speaker 3: That's your problem.
42:34
Speaker 1: Is it.
42:34
Speaker 4: Am I saying this is 100% real? I just saw it.
42:36
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's 100% real. I can't verify
42:39
Speaker 4: that it's real. I believe.
42:40
Speaker 3: It sounds real.
42:41
Speaker 4: Very much because you see what happens when the letters
42:43
Speaker 4: come home from the schools about things about, you got
42:46
Speaker 4: to invite everybody.
42:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.
42:48
Speaker 4: But now we're treating the neighbor... And you've been to
42:50
Speaker 4: these meetings and stuff.
42:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
42:52
Speaker 4: And we treat now grown adults who bought houses, who
42:55
Speaker 4: live in neighborhoods like children because you don't want them
42:58
Speaker 4: to feel lesser. Left out, yeah.
43:00
Speaker 3: Then you know what? Then... I don't know what.
43:03
Speaker 4: To tell you.
43:04
Speaker 7: Maybe home ownership isn't for you.
43:05
Speaker 4: I'm saying, but if your whole self-worth is tied up into.
43:09
Speaker 3: A Mars bar.
43:09
Speaker 4: What a fun-sized or full-sized candy bar.
43:11
Speaker 3: What a seven-year-old thinks of your candy bar.
43:13
Speaker 4: Like, you know what? Save the money on all the candy,
43:15
Speaker 4: turn your lights off, don't answer the door at all,
43:17
Speaker 4: and use that money on therapy.
43:19
Speaker 7: Don't participate.
43:20
Speaker 4: Go see a therapist.
43:22
Speaker 3: Right, imagine thinking like, oh my God, that six-year-old dressed
43:25
Speaker 3: as Chewbacca doesn't think I'm cool. Yeah, because I don't
43:28
Speaker 3: have a full-sized bar.
43:30
Speaker 4: That's insane.
43:31
Speaker 10: No one's thinking that.
43:32
Speaker 6: Well, in a moment of, I don't know if I
43:34
Speaker 6: had a temporary stroke or weakness, I signed up for
43:37
Speaker 6: the school's trunk or treat parade.
43:39
Speaker 3: Oh, you did? I did.
43:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are cool when the kids are really little. Now,
43:44
Speaker 4: when the kids are really, like your stepson is too
43:46
Speaker 4: old for that. No, but it's for the whole.
43:48
Speaker 7: School, so it'll be the little ones and stuff too.
43:50
Speaker 6: And your wife hit me that there's car kits that
43:53
Speaker 6: you can just make a trunk or treat thing, but
43:55
Speaker 6: it's too late.
43:56
Speaker 7: I already bought like.
43:57
Speaker 6: $ 150 worth of eyeballs, and I thought the theme would
44:00
Speaker 6: be eyeballs.
44:00
Speaker 4: Dude, some people go crazy on their setups for these trunk.
44:04
Speaker 7: Or tree things.
44:06
Speaker 3: Have you seen?
44:06
Speaker 4: I've heard. I've never been to one. Go on social
44:09
Speaker 4: media and see some of the things that people do.
44:12
Speaker 7: Like smoke machines.
44:13
Speaker 4: Dude, they'll open up the back of the SUV, and
44:15
Speaker 4: it's like they had a Disney Imagineer do it. Cool.
44:18
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
44:19
Speaker 2: It's like a haunted house.
44:20
Speaker 3: The kids go from car to car to car.
44:21
Speaker 17: Yes.
44:22
Speaker 7: Go from trunk to trunk, and you leave the thing open.
44:24
Speaker 3: For the whole school?
44:25
Speaker 12: Yeah.
44:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.
44:27
Speaker 7: Well, they're taking donations.
44:29
Speaker 3: The whole school doesn't show up.
44:30
Speaker 6: But the neighbor kid said, oh, yeah, all the kids
44:32
Speaker 6: come out. So we're going to need to get some candy.
44:35
Speaker 6: And we're giving out eyeballs.
44:37
Speaker 4: But even if the HOA sent that notice out, I'm
44:41
Speaker 4: still handing out full-size candy bars.
44:42
Speaker 7: Oh, you wouldn't take it all back?
44:43
Speaker 4: You're not going to step on my dream.
44:45
Speaker 3: That's right.
44:46
Speaker 4: I told you. Like how Menace wanted to have that
44:48
Speaker 4: KitchenAid mixer.
44:50
Speaker 8: Yeah.
44:50
Speaker 4: Even though he doesn't use it.
44:51
Speaker 3: On display.
44:52
Speaker 4: It was just, it's what it represented.
44:54
Speaker 8: Yeah.
44:55
Speaker 3: For me, it represents, you know what? You've done okay.
44:58
Speaker 3: This is what success looks like. Yeah.
45:00
Speaker 4: And I'm handing it out. So I'm doing something for
45:03
Speaker 4: the community.
45:03
Speaker 13: Right.
45:04
Speaker 3: And Bob in unit four is not going to kill that.
45:08
Speaker 4: I remember being the kid and going to the house
45:10
Speaker 4: that had the full-size candy bar and thinking, man, that's
45:13
Speaker 4: so cool. I got a full-size candy bar. Someday I
45:17
Speaker 4: want to be that house. Mm-hmm. I'm going to pay
45:20
Speaker 4: it forward. I got the full-size candy bars now. I
45:23
Speaker 4: can go to Costco and I can get these multi-packs.
45:25
Speaker 4: And by the way, it's like 30 bars in each thing.
45:30
Speaker 4: It's like $ 11 or $ 12 or something like that for
45:34
Speaker 4: 30 full-size candy bars.
45:35
Speaker 7: I thought it would bankrupt our family as a child.
45:37
Speaker 3: No, dude.
45:37
Speaker 4: That's the thing. It's really....
45:40
Speaker 3: Not that bad.
45:41
Speaker 4: And I was looking at the prices because I went
45:43
Speaker 4: to the grocery store and I saw like the fun
45:45
Speaker 4: size stuff.
45:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's basically the same price.
45:47
Speaker 4: But I'm saying like, you know how when you compare
45:50
Speaker 4: like rolls of toilet paper or paper towel and you
45:53
Speaker 4: see like how many square feet of actual product you get? Like, man,
45:57
Speaker 4: those fun size bags are rip off for what they
45:59
Speaker 4: charge for the fun size.
46:00
Speaker 13: Totally.
46:01
Speaker 4: And you see how much actual product or chocolate in
46:03
Speaker 4: it compared to, like I say, a variety pack of
46:07
Speaker 4: the full size stuff. Dude, go to Costco, Sam's Club, Walmart.
46:10
Speaker 7: Target.
46:10
Speaker 3: They all sell those multi-packs.
46:12
Speaker 7: Now, who passes it out?
46:13
Speaker 3: My son. Okay. I don't have to do any of it.
46:15
Speaker 3: It's great.
46:16
Speaker 4: I used to hire Randy, who worked on the show.
46:17
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
46:18
Speaker 4: I forgot about that. I don't answer the door for trick-or-treaters.
46:22
Speaker 3: I'm not like you, Gina.
46:23
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to be involved.
46:24
Speaker 10: They're definitely not dialing it back at all in my neighborhood, though.
46:28
Speaker 10: It's full on Halloween and Christmas wars.
46:31
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
46:32
Speaker 4: People have massive displays everywhere.
46:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, people get into it.
46:36
Speaker 1: You know what?
46:37
Speaker 3: That's nice.
46:37
Speaker 4: I like it.
46:38
Speaker 3: It's nice. It is nice.
46:40
Speaker 4: That's something if people want to go to war over
46:42
Speaker 4: something and want to battle out something. Who has a
46:44
Speaker 4: better display? You know what?
46:46
Speaker 3: That's okay.
46:46
Speaker 6: Your kid asked you to stand out there and just
46:48
Speaker 6: put a little blood on your face.
46:50
Speaker 4: No.
46:51
Speaker 3: Dude, I am in the house.
46:53
Speaker 4: I'm watching TV or doing whatever.
46:56
Speaker 3: I'm not involved at all.
46:57
Speaker 7: Okay.
46:58
Speaker 3: I don't want any part of that.
47:00
Speaker 1: Fun?
47:02
Speaker 4: It's not fun.
47:02
Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with other people's kids. It's
47:04
Speaker 3: just not my thing.
47:05
Speaker 7: But you're not like, oh my God, you're a little princess.
47:07
Speaker 7: You're an astronaut.
47:08
Speaker 18: No.
47:09
Speaker 7: Oh, that's my thing.
47:12
Speaker 4: Oh, Greg, can you imagine being excited?
47:14
Speaker 3: I can't believe she asked you that.
47:16
Speaker 4: Have we met?
47:16
Speaker 7: But you only get.
47:17
Speaker 6: Baby fever when you see cute clothes. Costumes are another level.
47:21
Speaker 3: I mean, it depends on the age of the kid.
47:23
Speaker 4: Jeff, are you handing out candy? Yeah.
47:25
Speaker 7: There we go.
47:26
Speaker 3: You know what I do, though? Here's my move. Kids
47:28
Speaker 3: have a ton of germs, and you know I'm a germaphobe.
47:30
Speaker 3: So I put a table with a bunch of candy,
47:31
Speaker 3: and I say, take one.
47:32
Speaker 14: But I sit there with a cooler full of beers,
47:35
Speaker 14: and I watch whatever football's on, and I hand out
47:37
Speaker 14: beers to the parents that look like they're having a
47:39
Speaker 14: bad night.
47:39
Speaker 7: You're badass.
47:41
Speaker 3: But in the driveway, I just kind of hang out.
47:43
Speaker 7: That's a good idea.
47:45
Speaker 3: No kid interaction.
47:46
Speaker 1: Beer.
47:46
Speaker 15: Beer.
47:47
Speaker 3: And TV. I'm good.
47:48
Speaker 17: Are you one of those people who has the TV
47:50
Speaker 17: out visible?
47:51
Speaker 4: Like in the garage?
47:52
Speaker 3: No, usually just an iPad.
47:53
Speaker 18: That's nice because so often it's like the World Series
47:55
Speaker 18: is going on on Halloween and you're like.
47:57
Speaker 4: What's the score?
47:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
47:58
Speaker 4: Like you could say I'm a dick and all, but
48:00
Speaker 4: I'm the guy handing out full-size candy bars in my house.
48:02
Speaker 4: My house is the one that hands out full-size candy bars.
48:04
Speaker 7: Try to find a problem with you.
48:05
Speaker 4: Yeah. So you can say I'm a dick because I'm
48:06
Speaker 4: not interested in what your kid's wearing.
48:08
Speaker 7: But here's the thing.
48:09
Speaker 4: I'm not even out there pretending.
48:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
48:11
Speaker 4: But I am funding the full-size candy bars.
48:13
Speaker 7: You're underwriting the whole night.
48:14
Speaker 1: Correct.
48:14
Speaker 3: Don't you want to see the joy on their face
48:16
Speaker 3: when they get that, though?
48:17
Speaker 8: No.
48:17
Speaker 4: Thank you.
48:18
Speaker 3: That's for my son. My son gets enjoyment out of that. Okay.
48:22
Speaker 4: Last year, we had over 600 kids.
48:24
Speaker 3: Dude.
48:26
Speaker 4: He's keeping track. He's got to look because he wants
48:28
Speaker 4: to see how many people come and see the display.
48:31
Speaker 3: Awesome.
48:32
Speaker 17: What about that, though?
48:33
Speaker 18: Your son does this huge display, and he likes to
48:35
Speaker 18: be out there to see people's.
48:36
Speaker 17: Reaction to his display.
48:38
Speaker 18: You don't also want to see the reaction of the
48:41
Speaker 18: people for the display that your son did to be
48:43
Speaker 18: like so proud of.
48:44
Speaker 4: The whole thing?
48:45
Speaker 3: I see the display.
48:45
Speaker 17: I take it back.
48:46
Speaker 3: No, I see the display.
48:47
Speaker 4: I go, hey, when you get it all set up
48:49
Speaker 4: and it's all ready to go before the kids get here,
48:51
Speaker 4: let me know. I come out and I take a look.
48:53
Speaker 4: I always do a video.
48:54
Speaker 7: Yeah.
48:55
Speaker 4: And I see the joy on his face. That's what
48:57
Speaker 4: I care about. My son.
48:58
Speaker 3: No, that's true.
48:58
Speaker 4: And the enjoyment that he gets. And then after the night,
49:00
Speaker 4: he's all pumped up.
49:01
Speaker 1: Cool.
49:01
Speaker 3: I feel good about that.
49:02
Speaker 4: And then when it hits midnight, rip it down. No,
49:05
Speaker 4: you know what?
49:05
Speaker 17: I see this when I wake up.
49:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
49:08
Speaker 3: No, I'm very supportive.
49:10
Speaker 7: When does he take it down?
49:11
Speaker 4: He usually takes it down the next day.
49:13
Speaker 3: That's on him.
49:14
Speaker 4: He's done with it. Because he's been doing it for
49:16
Speaker 4: so long, he's like, I'm done.
49:18
Speaker 7: He has to Take everything by himself?
49:20
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. And he has it down in record time.
49:23
Speaker 7: That's amazing.
49:23
Speaker 4: And I help him put it all away, like up
49:24
Speaker 4: in the garage and stuff like that and box.
49:27
Speaker 3: It all up and whatever. See, when I was a kid,
49:29
Speaker 3: we never had full bar house, but we had the
49:31
Speaker 3: lame Penny's house and the Raisins house.
49:35
Speaker 4: Ew! The Raisins. The homemade baked goods house.
49:38
Speaker 3: Nobody wants that. In the cellophane.
49:39
Speaker 4: But I always felt bad because I'm like, oh, this
49:42
Speaker 4: is where I have weird empathy, right? Like of all
49:43
Speaker 4: the stuff I just said where you're like, oh, man,
49:45
Speaker 4: Woody's such a dick. I had weird empathy even as
49:48
Speaker 4: a kid where I'm thinking to myself, man, these people,
49:50
Speaker 4: they went out, this lady went out, she bought all
49:52
Speaker 4: the stuff to make these cookies. She spent all this
49:54
Speaker 4: time and she was probably really excited thinking that, oh,
49:56
Speaker 4: the kids are really gonna like these cookies that I make.
49:58
Speaker 4: And she puts them in these little bags and she
50:00
Speaker 4: puts little ghost stickers on them. And she hands them
50:03
Speaker 4: out just knowing that all these moms are gonna throw
50:05
Speaker 4: this away and we're not allowed to eat this stuff.
50:07
Speaker 4: Because they probably think that she poisoned them. I felt
50:12
Speaker 4: bad for her. My heart hurt for her. So you
50:15
Speaker 4: took a cookie.
50:16
Speaker 3: Of course. Take one and then you chuck it. Whatever.
50:19
Speaker 10: She doesn't know any better.
50:20
Speaker 3: I know.
50:21
Speaker 10: She's a dumb old lady.
50:22
Speaker 4: Your words, not mine. Like Morgan, didn't you put blow
50:29
Speaker 4: your back out in Asia? Be more like Morgan.
50:31
Speaker 10: The Woody Show.
50:39
Speaker 3: Well, Morgan, what about your cheers and jeers?
50:42
Speaker 8: Well, cheers goes to this listener of ours named Claire.
50:46
Speaker 8: She sent me an email over the weekend.
50:47
Speaker 17: It says, Hi, Morgan.
50:49
Speaker 8: I'm at a music festival, and there was a sign
50:51
Speaker 8: at the festival where the girls are asking if we're
50:53
Speaker 8: Bush or Bear.
50:54
Speaker 4: And I'm not a Bear.
50:56
Speaker 17: How cool is that?
50:56
Speaker 8: She said, I also told them about your segment and
50:58
Speaker 8: the Woody show. I took this picture. I hope you
51:00
Speaker 8: enjoy it. It's a sign of, you know, at festivals, they...
51:03
Speaker 8: Carry around a bunch of signs.
51:04
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
51:05
Speaker 4: So they literally did a tally.
51:07
Speaker 13: Yeah.
51:07
Speaker 17: A bush or no bush. Bear sounds cooler, but whatever.
51:11
Speaker 7: Way more Bush, people.
51:12
Speaker 4: I told you. Well, it's a music festival, yeah.
51:15
Speaker 3: Yeah.
51:15
Speaker 13: Really?
51:16
Speaker 3: But what kind of music festival? Yeah.
51:17
Speaker 17: She didn't say.
51:18
Speaker 3: Yeah.
51:19
Speaker 17: But it looks like they're outside.
51:20
Speaker 4: That might give some insight if you knew what kind
51:23
Speaker 4: of music festival it was.
51:24
Speaker 8: But I just think it's cool that like, wow, I
51:26
Speaker 8: could die tomorrow and some random person out there only
51:28
Speaker 8: knows me for like.
51:29
Speaker 4: Bush and Bear. That's so cool. There was another, was
51:33
Speaker 4: it Gina? Did you send this?
51:35
Speaker 6: That girl came across my feed. She's doing it too.
51:38
Speaker 4: It's, I don't know.
51:40
Speaker 7: I think she might have got.
51:40
Speaker 4: The idea from you. I don't know. I think it's
51:44
Speaker 4: not like the, I hate it when, I hate it
51:46
Speaker 4: when everybody thinks that everything's ripped off.
51:48
Speaker 3: Well, I got, I mean, because everything is.
51:50
Speaker 10: Yeah.
51:51
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
51:52
Speaker 4: To think that you are the first person to have
51:54
Speaker 4: whatever thought or idea when there's however many billion people
51:59
Speaker 4: out there.
51:59
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't, it looks like it just started. No,
52:02
Speaker 3: I know. I'm, I don't know.
52:04
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm ultra sensitive to it because I feel like everybody,
52:07
Speaker 4: like there's people you've never heard of. Never heard of.
52:10
Speaker 4: And they go, oh, well, I'm being ripped off. You're
52:13
Speaker 4: being ripped off? Didn't even hear about you until right now.
52:15
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
52:17
Speaker 7: Yeah, this video's three days old, so it's possible.
52:20
Speaker 4: It's one thing if it's like a word for word,
52:23
Speaker 4: like you have comedians who go, oh, well, I had
52:25
Speaker 4: a special last year, and now here's this comedian doing
52:29
Speaker 4: my joke word for word.
52:32
Speaker 3: Like, that's one thing. If it's word for word, I
52:34
Speaker 3: understand that, like, there's an infinite number of jokes out
52:37
Speaker 3: in the world.
52:38
Speaker 4: Yeah.
52:38
Speaker 3: Sometimes there might be a similarity.
52:40
Speaker 4: Especially when you're talking about a concept, right?
52:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
52:44
Speaker 4: There's an event and someone has a, you know, a
52:47
Speaker 4: take or a thought about said event. They make a
52:50
Speaker 4: joke or, you know, they have something that goes, you know, their, their, uh,
52:54
Speaker 4: their epiphany. Don't you think two people probably had their, uh,
52:58
Speaker 4: Chances are the two people had the same general thought.
53:00
Speaker 3: They got the same conclusion, the same punchline. Yeah, exactly.
53:04
Speaker 4: But yeah, here's this lesbian chick.
53:07
Speaker 1: What?
53:07
Speaker 4: Well, that's what she was doing. She was a lesbian chick.
53:10
Speaker 3: And she's lesbian?
53:10
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:11
Speaker 1: Dang it.
53:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lesbian angle to it. So many similarities.
53:14
Speaker 4: I know. And she was asking other chicks. She called
53:17
Speaker 4: herself the lesbian, so I forget.
53:19
Speaker 17: Bush or no Bush?
53:21
Speaker 4: Bush all the way. Bush for sure.
53:24
Speaker 7: Anyway, Bush, no Bush.
53:25
Speaker 10: I'm in there.
53:26
Speaker 17: Bush or no Bush? Bush, all the way. Bush or
53:29
Speaker 17: no Bush?
53:30
Speaker 4: No.
53:31
Speaker 3: Bush is not out of control.
53:33
Speaker 17: If you trim, if you trim, it's okay. But if
53:36
Speaker 17: it's just like too much, it's too much.
53:38
Speaker 4: She was just asking other lesbians, though.
53:40
Speaker 17: Oh, and she's also not like, you know, lubing them
53:43
Speaker 17: up with questions.
53:43
Speaker 3: I don't think she needs to lube them up. They're
53:45
Speaker 3: at like a pride festival.
53:47
Speaker 17: Going straight into it.
53:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
53:48
Speaker 17: Well, it's cool to inspire people.
53:49
Speaker 3: Yeah.
53:50
Speaker 17: Uh, maybe I'll be lesbian someday.
53:52
Speaker 8: My jeers goes to, I went to the movies over
53:55
Speaker 8: the weekend, which I hadn't been to a movie theater
53:56
Speaker 8: in like over a year. I saw the, you can
53:59
Speaker 8: see everything.
54:00
Speaker 3: Yeah.
54:00
Speaker 17: Nathan Fielder movie.
54:01
Speaker 3: Oh my God.
54:03
Speaker 17: I'll just, that's not my jeers.
54:04
Speaker 7: Amazing.
54:05
Speaker 17: If you're a fan of Nathan Fielder and documentaries, I just,
54:08
Speaker 17: I can't stop.
54:08
Speaker 3: Like what about it?
54:09
Speaker 4: Like give me something like specific where that, that, that
54:12
Speaker 4: elicits the, Oh my God. I, God, it's hard because
54:15
Speaker 4: I don't want to give anything away. It is just, Well,
54:18
Speaker 4: we know the general story, right? How about this?
54:21
Speaker 10: I saw Nathan Fielder and he said it was so
54:24
Speaker 10: hard to feel that she wasn't genuine.
54:27
Speaker 1: Yes.
54:27
Speaker 17: Did you feel that?
54:30
Speaker 13: Yes.
54:30
Speaker 8: Well, you leave like wondering who are these people i.
54:34
Speaker 17: Don't know who to believe like these people maybe maybe.
54:37
Speaker 8: I'm on her side elizabeth like her and the husband
54:40
Speaker 8: her husband is a whack job so like that's a
54:43
Speaker 8: whole separate thing uh but then like she even almost
54:45
Speaker 8: fools nathan or you just question everything and well she's
54:49
Speaker 8: gotta be.
54:49
Speaker 4: Like a master manipulator oh for sure think.
54:52
Speaker 7: About how much money out of people because.
54:54
Speaker 3: She truly believes she did nothing wrong that's the thing.
54:57
Speaker 17: Though she truly believes this.
55:00
Speaker 4: But you have to. I think you have to to
55:02
Speaker 4: pull something like that up. Think about the people whose
55:04
Speaker 4: money she got. These are not dumb people. These are
55:07
Speaker 4: smart people.
55:07
Speaker 10: That's why I'm slightly on her side when it comes
55:11
Speaker 10: to this stuff. Because she got all this money from
55:14
Speaker 10: angel investors, right? And people do this all the time
55:17
Speaker 10: in the tech world where they pretty much sell an
55:19
Speaker 10: idea that has not been accomplished yet. And I just
55:23
Speaker 10: believe she borrowed money from the wrong people. And then
55:27
Speaker 10: she got called on it. And then so they went
55:29
Speaker 10: after her.
55:30
Speaker 7: What makes them the wrong people?
55:31
Speaker 4: Because people do that all the time.
55:32
Speaker 10: I know somebody that got $ 65 million to start a
55:37
Speaker 10: website that had to do with the law, right? Like
55:41
Speaker 10: law firm, like online thing, right? It never came to be.
55:46
Speaker 10: So that's $ 65 million in the wind. So this happens
55:50
Speaker 10: all the time.
55:51
Speaker 4: So I'm sure.
55:52
Speaker 10: That person that got that money could, I mean, gave
55:55
Speaker 10: the money to the person that started the law firm website, whatever,
55:58
Speaker 10: could have went after them.
55:58
Speaker 3: But in this case, wasn't she saying that this worked?
56:01
Speaker 7: She built it, quote unquote.
56:02
Speaker 1: Yes.
56:03
Speaker 17: But the way she says everything is so careful.
56:06
Speaker 8: Like every way she answers everything, like she never actually
56:09
Speaker 8: says like it works. She says there's components to it
56:11
Speaker 8: that work or we've built the, you know, the idea
56:15
Speaker 8: or the chemistry.
56:15
Speaker 17: That can make it work.
56:17
Speaker 3: I'm interested to see it. Yeah, you should.
56:19
Speaker 17: It's so good.
56:20
Speaker 7: I think it's a couch movie, though.
56:21
Speaker 8: No, I really think you should see it in the theater.
56:24
Speaker 8: But again, I was there opening weekend.
56:25
Speaker 4: They have a special like promotional popcorn bucket for it.
56:28
Speaker 10: Yeah, her head.
56:30
Speaker 17: No, a vial of blood.
56:32
Speaker 4: Yeah.
56:32
Speaker 8: But that brings me to my jeers. Actually, Woody, I
56:35
Speaker 8: hadn't had popcorn at a movie theater in a long time.
56:38
Speaker 8: And that's all I wanted. Like the smell of it.
56:40
Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, I'm going to eat some good popcorn.
56:42
Speaker 4: That crap sucks.
56:43
Speaker 17: Like, I don't know why you guys like it. Maybe
56:46
Speaker 17: I put too much butter on it.
56:47
Speaker 3: I thought I was too much butter.
56:50
Speaker 4: Too much butter, too much salt, too much money, too
56:54
Speaker 4: big a penis.
56:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, my abs are too flat.
56:56
Speaker 7: They are now.
56:58
Speaker 4: I'm kind of with you.
56:59
Speaker 10: It's hit or miss on popcorn these days.
57:02
Speaker 17: I just got some popcorn at the theaters recently, too,
57:04
Speaker 17: and it was cold. It wasn't even warm. Like, you're
57:07
Speaker 17: expecting it to be, like, this warm, fresh popcorn.
57:09
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's stale.
57:09
Speaker 17: Sometimes it's been sitting around for way too long.
57:11
Speaker 4: In the bags.
57:12
Speaker 17: But, no, I think it's my fault, actually. I over-buttered it.
57:15
Speaker 2: See?
57:15
Speaker 4: Because I was like, oh, there's no butter on it.
57:17
Speaker 7: Or artificial butter flavor.
57:19
Speaker 3: No way. I like popcorn.
57:21
Speaker 4: Yeah.
57:21
Speaker 3: And I'll eat it.
57:22
Speaker 4: But then I always regret it because... Every time. Every
57:25
Speaker 4: time I have popcorn... I get the little shell from
57:30
Speaker 4: the kernel that's stuck at the very back of my tongue,
57:33
Speaker 4: top of my throat, and I can't get it without
57:35
Speaker 4: jamming my finger down my throat and scraping it out
57:38
Speaker 4: because nothing I do, no matter how much I try
57:40
Speaker 4: to rinse it out or whatever, it's not coming out.
57:43
Speaker 3: I have to physically... pick it out of there or
57:46
Speaker 3: it's like I got.
57:47
Speaker 4: One of those things jammed between two teeth and I
57:49
Speaker 4: go damn it never again I can't do popcorn anymore
57:52
Speaker 4: super annoying it's the same way like super glue no matter.
57:56
Speaker 7: How careful you are doesn't matter with.
57:58
Speaker 3: Super glue you always end up with some.
58:01
Speaker 7: Like on your shirt on your skin.
58:03
Speaker 4: Yeah always no matter how careful Do you.
58:06
Speaker 6: Guys actually wait to eat your popcorn? Have you ever
58:09
Speaker 6: not finished it before the movie started? Or are you
58:11
Speaker 6: a human being?
58:12
Speaker 17: I didn't this time. Shout out to Retta.
58:13
Speaker 3: But I think that's.
58:15
Speaker 17: The only reason why I didn't.
58:17
Speaker 7: Oh, it totally is.
58:18
Speaker 17: But no, I mean, this is a hill I'll die on.
58:21
Speaker 17: That popcorn sucks. It's the worst. Like, I'd rather have
58:25
Speaker 17: Skinny Pop or like some.
58:27
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it depends on where you're going, right?
58:29
Speaker 15: Yeah.
58:29
Speaker 4: Again, it's hit or miss.
58:30
Speaker 3: At least it's crazy cheap.
58:32
Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
58:33
Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
58:34
Speaker 3: $ 20 million.
58:35
Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be right back. All right, ladies
58:40
Speaker 4: and gentlemen, we interrupt this Green Day song.
58:44
Speaker 12: Sorry, Greg.
58:46
Speaker 4: To go live on the scene to Jeff G.
58:51
Speaker 3: Jeff Garcia. Jeff, are you there?
58:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.
58:54
Speaker 4: I'm here.
58:55
Speaker 2: How are you guys?
58:55
Speaker 4: Hey, so it's a delivery driver appreciation week here on
58:58
Speaker 4: the Woody show. And, uh, the delivery I think has, uh,
59:00
Speaker 4: has arrived.
59:01
Speaker 3: Is the guy down there? Yeah. Todd is here with me.
59:04
Speaker 9: He brought the Starbucks. He is actually familiar with the
59:08
Speaker 9: Woody show.
59:08
Speaker 3: Is that right?
59:09
Speaker 9: You are.
59:10
Speaker 3: Okay.
59:10
Speaker 9: So today, this week actually is delivery driver appreciation week.
59:14
Speaker 9: So we would like to invite you up to the
59:17
Speaker 9: Woody show and spin a wheel of gift cards and
59:20
Speaker 9: you will leave today with a gift card in your hands.
59:22
Speaker 9: No kidding.
59:23
Speaker 13: Yeah.
59:23
Speaker 4: Yeah.
59:23
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
59:25
Speaker 9: So you'll come up with those right now?
59:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
59:27
Speaker 4: He already gets the tip. What did you put in
59:29
Speaker 4: there for the tip, Menace?
59:31
Speaker 10: I haven't finalized it yet.
59:33
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
59:33
Speaker 7: We'll see how he does.
59:33
Speaker 4: I thought you had to do that before you placed
59:35
Speaker 4: the order. Some you do, some you don't.
59:37
Speaker 3: Then you can amend it or whatever.
59:39
Speaker 4: He gets the tip he's going to get anyway, plus
59:40
Speaker 4: the gift card.
59:41
Speaker 3: Yeah. Rep?
59:43
Speaker 15: Yeah.
59:43
Speaker 3: It's Todd's day. Can you hear us, Jeff?
59:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can hear you guys.
59:47
Speaker 3: Okay.
59:48
Speaker 4: So are you on your way up?
59:51
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're on our way up right now.
59:52
Speaker 1: Okay.
59:53
Speaker 13: All right.
59:53
Speaker 2: So.
59:54
Speaker 4: They're on their way up, and then we'll spin when
59:56
Speaker 4: he gets up here, okay? Okay, cool. All right, we'll
59:57
Speaker 4: see you in a minute. More Woody Show is next.
1:00:00
Speaker 2: Next. Next.
1:00:03
Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
1:00:06
Speaker 4: Delivery driver appreciation week, and the delivery has arrived, and
1:00:10
Speaker 4: Jeff was downstairs to meet our delivery driver. His name
1:00:13
Speaker 4: is Todd.
1:00:14
Speaker 3: Nice.
1:00:15
Speaker 4: And it turns out he's familiar with The Woody Show.
1:00:17
Speaker 3: Oh, great. So he invited him up, and... I don't
1:00:20
Speaker 3: think you need a bribe.
1:00:21
Speaker 7: I know. It makes it easier.
1:00:23
Speaker 4: Is he here?
1:00:23
Speaker 3: Bring him in.
1:00:24
Speaker 4: Jeff's here. There he is.
1:00:26
Speaker 3: Hey, guys. What's up? There's Todd. What's up, Todd? What's up, Todd?
1:00:29
Speaker 4: Yeah, we lucked out on this one.
1:00:30
Speaker 13: What's up, man?
1:00:31
Speaker 4: All right, so there you go.
1:00:33
Speaker 15: Oh, here.
1:00:33
Speaker 4: I'll take that. Oh, that's Gina.
1:00:35
Speaker 3: Hi, Todd.
1:00:35
Speaker 4: How are you?
1:00:35
Speaker 13: Hey.
1:00:36
Speaker 10: I'm great.
1:00:36
Speaker 13: How are you?
1:00:36
Speaker 3: How are you doing?
1:00:37
Speaker 4: We're doing good. All right, so, hey, I have a question.
1:00:40
Speaker 4: So with the delivery driving and the apps and all
1:00:45
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff, How does the process work? Because
1:00:48
Speaker 4: a buddy of mine was telling me you could see before...
1:00:51
Speaker 4: you accept the order, like how much you're going to
1:00:54
Speaker 4: end up making on that order.
1:00:55
Speaker 3: And that's true? So this delivery was a massive $ 8.
1:00:58
Speaker 15: 25.
1:00:58
Speaker 4: Oh, so your take on that was $ 8.
1:01:01
Speaker 12: 25.
1:01:01
Speaker 4: Now, because Manasetti didn't even put the tip in there yet. Oh, wow.
1:01:06
Speaker 4: But I wasn't aware that you could do that after
1:01:08
Speaker 4: the fact. I've been burned so many times by guys
1:01:10
Speaker 4: screwing me over.
1:01:11
Speaker 10: You can like pre-tip a little bit and then you
1:01:13
Speaker 10: can add more at the end.
1:01:15
Speaker 7: Oh, see, I didn't even know that. So it's like 1, 2, 5, 10.
1:01:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:01:18
Speaker 4: So how long have you been doing this?
1:01:19
Speaker 3: DoorDash, like for about Two weeks, really.
1:01:22
Speaker 14: Oh, two weeks.
1:01:23
Speaker 16: Yeah.
1:01:24
Speaker 4: You just started it. And how's it going so far?
1:01:26
Speaker 3: It's okay. It's okay.
1:01:28
Speaker 4: I've never had this. What is DoorDash?
1:01:32
Speaker 3: DoorDash.
1:01:33
Speaker 4: No, it's Driver Appreciation Week here at The Woody Show.
1:01:36
Speaker 4: So you're just kind of doing this in between. What
1:01:38
Speaker 4: else do you do? What kind of work do you do?
1:01:40
Speaker 3: I'm in the baseball industry. Baseball industry? What does that mean?
1:01:44
Speaker 17: Mysterious.
1:01:45
Speaker 3: I was a scout for 30 years. Really?
1:01:47
Speaker 4: Wow. I was kidding.
1:01:49
Speaker 3: That's cool. In between jobs right now.
1:01:51
Speaker 7: Oh, this is fascinating.
1:01:52
Speaker 3: How do you get into that? I played and then.
1:01:55
Speaker 4: Did you ever play pro?
1:01:57
Speaker 3: In the minor leagues.
1:01:58
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:59
Speaker 3: Wow, that's cool.
1:02:00
Speaker 4: For who? Who'd you play for?
1:02:02
Speaker 3: The Rangers.
1:02:02
Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
1:02:03
Speaker 3: Wow, that's cool. That's cool. And then, so as a scout,
1:02:05
Speaker 3: you just kind of.
1:02:06
Speaker 4: tour you go over colleges like look at high schools
1:02:10
Speaker 4: and stuff.
1:02:10
Speaker 7: Would they know you were there and like get all
1:02:12
Speaker 7: freaked out or um.
1:02:13
Speaker 14: Would you go in secret sometimes i i i don't
1:02:16
Speaker 14: advertise i don't wear i don't like billboards.
1:02:22
Speaker 10: They definitely know who you are is there anybody that
1:02:24
Speaker 10: uh you've scouted that we might know.
1:02:27
Speaker 3: Oh plenty of guys that you would know not necessarily
1:02:29
Speaker 3: guys that i signed but The guys I scouted. Who's
1:02:32
Speaker 3: the biggest name? Well, you know Stanton with the Yankees.
1:02:35
Speaker 3: He's a local guy from Sherman Oaks, Notre Dame High School. Wow.
1:02:39
Speaker 4: Bryce Harper, Vegas. That's cool, man. And then, so, I
1:02:43
Speaker 4: guess a scout. Like, who's paying you? The teams?
1:02:45
Speaker 3: Yes.
1:02:46
Speaker 4: So, you work for a specific team.
1:02:47
Speaker 3: Correct.
1:02:48
Speaker 4: And then you get to travel and, you know, so
1:02:51
Speaker 4: they put you up and.
1:02:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get all your expenses paid for. Wow, that's cool.
1:02:55
Speaker 7: That's a good gig.
1:02:56
Speaker 4: Interesting. What's the best hotel chain?
1:02:59
Speaker 3: We stay at Marriott's.
1:03:00
Speaker 4: Marriott's? Yeah. At that Bonvoy.
1:03:02
Speaker 10: Bonvoy.
1:03:03
Speaker 4: Bonvoy. At the Bonvoy. Yeah. Yeah.
1:03:07
Speaker 13: All right.
1:03:07
Speaker 3: We won't take it.
1:03:08
Speaker 4: I know you're trying to work and get some stuff done.
1:03:10
Speaker 4: We won't take a bunch of your time. So there
1:03:11
Speaker 4: is additional tip coming from the actual order itself. I
1:03:14
Speaker 4: appreciate that. But for Driver Appreciation Week, so whoever brings
1:03:18
Speaker 4: the order, we invite them up.
1:03:19
Speaker 3: You get to spin the wheel.
1:03:20
Speaker 1: Okay.
1:03:20
Speaker 4: And whatever it lands on, that's the gift card that
1:03:22
Speaker 4: we got.
1:03:22
Speaker 7: And spin it toward you.
1:03:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:03:24
Speaker 4: You got to spin it, like, toward you.
1:03:26
Speaker 9: There you go.
1:03:26
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:03:26
Speaker 3: This wheel is very janky.
1:03:27
Speaker 4: All right. Come on.
1:03:29
Speaker 3: All right.
1:03:29
Speaker 4: There's money.
1:03:31
Speaker 3: Come on.
1:03:32
Speaker 4: There's, you know, Target.
1:03:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:03:33
Speaker 4: Gas card, Amazon, cash card. There is a DoorDash one
1:03:37
Speaker 4: on there.
1:03:39
Speaker 3: That's a good, healthy spin. That's a good spin. That's cool, man.
1:03:43
Speaker 3: I'm going to scout. I think it'll be cool.
1:03:45
Speaker 4: All right.
1:03:46
Speaker 3: Slowing down.
1:03:46
Speaker 4: And it's going to be a.
1:03:48
Speaker 11: $ 50 Target gift card.
1:03:54
Speaker 1: Nice.
1:03:54
Speaker 12: Wow.
1:03:54
Speaker 1: Nice.
1:03:54
Speaker 7: Thank you guys so much.
1:03:58
Speaker 4: And because I'm OCD and I'm very thorough, I did
1:04:00
Speaker 4: take the little receipt they give you when you buy
1:04:02
Speaker 4: a gift card. In case there's any trouble with it,
1:04:04
Speaker 4: there's the little confirmation authorization on the front of it.
1:04:09
Speaker 4: That is very professional. Thank you so much. There's Todd, everybody.
1:04:13
Speaker 2: Todd.
1:04:13
Speaker 8: Thank you guys.
1:04:14
Speaker 1: Thank you.
1:04:15
Speaker 3: Todd, thank you, man.
1:04:16
Speaker 4: Nice to meet you.
1:04:16
Speaker 3: All right, you too. All right, man.
1:04:17
Speaker 4: Thank you.
1:04:18
Speaker 3: All right, man.
1:04:19
Speaker 4: That was fun.
1:04:20
Speaker 3: There's Todd.
1:04:20
Speaker 4: I do listen to your guys' shows.
1:04:22
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
1:04:23
Speaker 3: Thank you.
1:04:24
Speaker 4: Oh, you actually listen now.
1:04:25
Speaker 17: Yeah.
1:04:27
Speaker 4: He scouted us. Yes.
1:04:28
Speaker 3: Bye, Todd.
1:04:29
Speaker 4: Thank you.
1:04:30
Speaker 3: That's how, yeah, because I want to say these questions, man.
1:04:32
Speaker 4: My buddy just started, I told you, he started DoorDash.
1:04:34
Speaker 3: Like if he's got half an hour to kill.
1:04:37
Speaker 19: Yeah.
1:04:37
Speaker 3: What's that? He's got like half an hour to kill
1:04:39
Speaker 3: to make.
1:04:39
Speaker 7: A couple deliveries. It's on your schedule, yeah.
1:04:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he had some.
1:04:42
Speaker 4: And it was between jobs for him. And kind of
1:04:45
Speaker 4: like what Todd was saying, kind of between jobs. And
1:04:47
Speaker 4: I never understood that, you know, that... Because you hear
1:04:51
Speaker 4: the drivers bitching about... We brought this up. Drivers bitching about, oh, well,
1:04:55
Speaker 4: I only made X number of dollars.
1:04:56
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, wait a minute.
1:04:57
Speaker 4: So you can see beforehand? So at the very least...
1:05:01
Speaker 4: This is what this order will pay. But then somebody
1:05:05
Speaker 4: was saying, a couple people were saying who also do
1:05:07
Speaker 4: the delivery driver stuff, that sometimes they combine them. Like
1:05:11
Speaker 4: the service will combine them. That's sneaky. So for two
1:05:14
Speaker 4: or three stops, you're going to make this amount of money.
1:05:16
Speaker 4: But it's two or three stops. But it depends.
1:05:18
Speaker 3: I would think that they would have to disclose that.
1:05:20
Speaker 7: You'd think so.
1:05:21
Speaker 6: But between Instacart or Grubhub or DoorDash, they all might
1:05:25
Speaker 6: have little different tweaks. I don't know if they all
1:05:27
Speaker 6: work the same way.
1:05:27
Speaker 4: Dude, this chick in Philadelphia, this old woman. She got
1:05:31
Speaker 4: herself arrested for disorderly conduct. She blocked an Uber Eats
1:05:35
Speaker 4: delivery robot.
1:05:36
Speaker 3: She doesn't like them.
1:05:37
Speaker 4: Oh, they're so cute. She's very anti-robot. She says that
1:05:41
Speaker 4: she's just doing her part against the robot uprising.
1:05:45
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:05:46
Speaker 7: That'll do it.
1:05:46
Speaker 4: And here she is talking about it.
1:05:48
Speaker 13: I know that they're taking the jobs of human delivery workers.
1:05:53
Speaker 13: And so I have been protesting them whenever I saw
1:05:56
Speaker 13: them by standing in front of them and preventing them
1:06:00
Speaker 13: from going forward. I think it's my first amendment right
1:06:03
Speaker 13: to publicly demonstrate on a public sidewalk my protest against
1:06:09
Speaker 13: delivery robots.
1:06:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so she got arrested for disorderly conduct.
1:06:13
Speaker 10: Wow.
1:06:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she ignored multiple orders by the cops to move.
1:06:18
Speaker 7: I appreciate her passion.
1:06:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, but somebody somewhere is waiting on their Chinese food. Yeah.
1:06:24
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:06:24
Speaker 6: But, oh, God, when they get stuck on the curb
1:06:27
Speaker 6: and nobody helps them, it's kind of heartbreaking.
1:06:29
Speaker 4: You know why? Because they did that on purpose.
1:06:33
Speaker 2: Of course they did.
1:06:34
Speaker 3: They designed them that way. They designed these, like, grocery carts,
1:06:38
Speaker 3: robot-looking things.
1:06:39
Speaker 7: And they can't get up.
1:06:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, because everybody thinks it's WALL-E.
1:06:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And then it kills Gina when they ask somebody,
1:06:46
Speaker 3: will you please push the walk button?
1:06:48
Speaker 4: Oh, I can't.
1:06:49
Speaker 7: Their little eyes blink.
1:06:50
Speaker 3: Now you just kick it over.
1:06:51
Speaker 4: Oh, I couldn't.
1:06:53
Speaker 7: Steal their food.
1:06:54
Speaker 4: No, no, no.
1:06:55
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you should do that.
1:06:57
Speaker 7: You're not advocating.
1:06:59
Speaker 14: I don't know.
1:06:59
Speaker 3: Again, man, right back to it, man. I give people credit.
1:07:02
Speaker 4: Like when Sammy goes on about this really boring stuff
1:07:04
Speaker 4: that she's into.
1:07:05
Speaker 17: How exciting, I think. Drilling.
1:07:09
Speaker 3: Or rummage sales, I guess.
1:07:10
Speaker 4: Or people like this that have that much passion against
1:07:13
Speaker 4: delivery robots. That's what I say.
1:07:14
Speaker 3: Good for her. Maybe I need.
1:07:16
Speaker 4: Something like that in my life. You're dead inside. I
1:07:18
Speaker 4: just don't get how you get so invested to protest
1:07:23
Speaker 4: delivery robots.
1:07:24
Speaker 3: I don't know. What is that like? But once the
1:07:30
Speaker 3: cops ask you to stop with this passion, maybe stop.
1:07:34
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:07:34
Speaker 4: Is it worth getting arrested over it? It's one thing
1:07:37
Speaker 4: to have an opinion.
1:07:38
Speaker 3: I guess so.
1:07:39
Speaker 4: Well, hey, you know what? Think of all the leaders
1:07:43
Speaker 4: that we know that have been arrested for standing up
1:07:46
Speaker 4: and doing the right thing. Maybe this old woman in Philly.
1:07:50
Speaker 4: Years from now, we'll look at her and go, she's
1:07:52
Speaker 4: the one.
1:07:52
Speaker 3: There's going to be a statue.
1:07:54
Speaker 4: She'll be like the Rosa Parks of delivery robots.
1:08:03
Speaker 3: God, you see.
1:08:05
Speaker 4: That guy, the U.S. Air Force guy.
1:08:07
Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
1:08:08
Speaker 4: He was rappelling down.
1:08:09
Speaker 3: Oh, horrible. That was an instant click away. Like, can
1:08:13
Speaker 3: I click away before I see the bad stuff?
1:08:14
Speaker 4: Well, no, because I watched it before I even knew
1:08:16
Speaker 4: what was going on. Because it was, like, it just
1:08:19
Speaker 4: popped up.
1:08:19
Speaker 7: You didn't know why it was in your feed.
1:08:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was just scrolling. And then all of
1:08:23
Speaker 4: a sudden, I'm, like, watching. I'm, like, well, that doesn't
1:08:24
Speaker 4: look good. And then I'm watching. I'm watching.
1:08:27
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, damn. Because you think it's going to
1:08:29
Speaker 3: be one of these fastballs at the very end. It's
1:08:30
Speaker 3: just going to stop.
1:08:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was waiting for something to happen.
1:08:34
Speaker 3: And I'm like, huh.
1:08:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the guy, it was like 174 feet or
1:08:39
Speaker 4: something like that. And he just crashed onto the field.
1:08:43
Speaker 4: And they gave medical treatment on the field for about
1:08:45
Speaker 4: 10 minutes.
1:08:46
Speaker 3: And then.
1:08:46
Speaker 4: Called it got him the hospital he died but yeah
1:08:49
Speaker 4: dude that sucks did you see that other one with
1:08:52
Speaker 4: that priest yes oh my god okay so last week
1:08:57
Speaker 4: let me check this out Put this out there. God,
1:09:01
Speaker 4: if you're listening. I got to double check to see
1:09:03
Speaker 4: if that one is real. No, I haven't had a chance.
1:09:05
Speaker 4: Catholic priest in Ecuador. He was killed on Saturday. Huge
1:09:08
Speaker 4: wooden crucifix. It's behind him. This is during mass. Felon
1:09:12
Speaker 4: crushed him over the head while he's doing mass.
1:09:14
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:09:14
Speaker 4: And so the service was being broadcast live. So a
1:09:17
Speaker 4: ton of people saw it. I mean, the video is
1:09:18
Speaker 4: all over social media. And people obviously, they rushed up
1:09:22
Speaker 4: to try to help him, but I mean, he was toast.
1:09:23
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:09:23
Speaker 3: Big, huge, heavy crucifix.
1:09:25
Speaker 4: Massive.
1:09:25
Speaker 3: Just falls and just takes him out.
1:09:27
Speaker 4: You hear the parishioner screaming. Direct hit.
1:09:30
Speaker 3: Any kind of symbolism in that, you think?
1:09:31
Speaker 4: So, dude.
1:09:31
Speaker 7: Well, you know that's been theorized.
1:09:34
Speaker 4: Again, question for God.
1:09:35
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:09:35
Speaker 4: I was mentioning this last week when the Pope was
1:09:39
Speaker 4: going in for his surgery, lung cancer, right? Yeah. Of
1:09:42
Speaker 4: all the people, right?
1:09:43
Speaker 3: Like, your guy.
1:09:44
Speaker 4: This is your guy.
1:09:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:09:45
Speaker 4: This other guy's your guy. Like, you know, the Pope's
1:09:48
Speaker 4: got to be sitting there going like, really, dude?
1:09:49
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:09:50
Speaker 12: Yeah.
1:09:51
Speaker 4: What?
1:09:51
Speaker 3: I've been deputized.
1:09:52
Speaker 4: Or like this guy. He's giving mass, you know, and
1:09:56
Speaker 4: all of a sudden he's there and St. Peter's, you know, hey, dude.
1:09:59
Speaker 3: What's up, bro?
1:10:00
Speaker 7: Why am I here?
1:10:01
Speaker 3: And he's going, wait, what happened?
1:10:02
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the crucifix fell on you.
1:10:04
Speaker 3: Why?
1:10:06
Speaker 4: What'd I do?
1:10:06
Speaker 3: What? Right. Have you heard of Kim Jong-un?
1:10:10
Speaker 10: Yeah.
1:10:11
Speaker 3: Make something fall on him. Like, dude, that sucks.
1:10:13
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:10:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was awful.
1:10:15
Speaker 10: Yeah, we have a new segment called, God, what's up
1:10:17
Speaker 10: with that?
1:10:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, God.
1:10:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, God.
1:10:20
Speaker 3: What's he doing?
1:10:20
Speaker 5: I know a guy who knows Jesus who does a
1:10:22
Speaker 5: radio show. We could ask Jesus about these.
1:10:24
Speaker 4: Sort of things. The show's called The Jesus Christ Show,
1:10:27
Speaker 4: isn't it?
1:10:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know a guy who produces that show. He
1:10:28
Speaker 3: could help us out.
1:10:30
Speaker 5: But this used to be, as you recall this, you
1:10:32
Speaker 5: used to have to go to super gross special websites
1:10:34
Speaker 5: to find this stuff.
1:10:35
Speaker 4: Now it's just like, oh, there's that guy. Yeah, it's
1:10:39
Speaker 4: where what you can see on... Instagram throws me off
1:10:42
Speaker 4: from time to time. Because I thought Instagram was pretty,
1:10:45
Speaker 4: from what I understand, from Menace when he describes the
1:10:48
Speaker 4: rules to me. I thought it was pretty scrubbed up.
1:10:50
Speaker 7: Cleaned up. Well, it'll put like sensitive content, click if
1:10:53
Speaker 7: you want to see it.
1:10:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then there's other things like I've seen boobs.
1:10:58
Speaker 3: Nice.
1:10:59
Speaker 1: On Instagram?
1:11:00
Speaker 14: Yeah.
1:11:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's usually like new accounts though. But they figured
1:11:04
Speaker 4: out a way to like, you know, get that on there.
1:11:06
Speaker 4: Or they'll do something where it looks almost like a
1:11:10
Speaker 4: flash of beeve.
1:11:12
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And you're like, wait, what?
1:11:14
Speaker 3: And so you're watching it.
1:11:15
Speaker 4: So clearly it's like that, whether it is or not,
1:11:19
Speaker 4: that's what it's intended to make you believe. Right.
1:11:22
Speaker 3: That you've just seen some chick's lips, you know?
1:11:25
Speaker 4: Somehow those don't come up on my feed. Huh? Somehow
1:11:27
Speaker 4: those don't come up on my feed. No, it's like
1:11:29
Speaker 4: this really, it's, again, it's just, I'm sure. click bait
1:11:33
Speaker 4: for the, you know, like, yeah, it's just, it's just
1:11:35
Speaker 4: for like the, uh, the intention of it, I guess.
1:11:37
Speaker 4: Super perps.
1:11:38
Speaker 3: But then for the ones you're talking about, the guy,
1:11:40
Speaker 3: the airman that fell from the stadium.
1:11:42
Speaker 4: Well, that was just news.
1:11:43
Speaker 3: That was all over the place. That was just news.
1:11:44
Speaker 3: But then if you see it and then you're kind
1:11:46
Speaker 3: of shocked by it. And then if you try to
1:11:47
Speaker 3: find it again, then all the news sites have kind of,
1:11:50
Speaker 3: they pause it right before he hits the ground or
1:11:52
Speaker 3: something like that. They kind of alter it, you know?
1:11:54
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:11:55
Speaker 4: No, this one, like right before he hit, the blur
1:11:57
Speaker 4: thing came up.
1:11:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:11:59
Speaker 3: And the same thing with the priest.
1:12:01
Speaker 7: I'm looking at the priest one right now. There's no blur.
1:12:03
Speaker 4: Well, it depends on where you're at.
1:12:04
Speaker 7: Horrific on YouTube.
1:12:05
Speaker 3: Some of them.
1:12:05
Speaker 4: Hey, speaking of a game, time for a Woody Show
1:12:07
Speaker 4: original trademark copyright game. Was it drugs? Oh.
1:12:11
Speaker 3: All right. Do you want to play?
1:12:12
Speaker 4: Yes. All right. So this time we take a look
1:12:14
Speaker 4: at the people who died at this year's Burning Man.
1:12:18
Speaker 4: Because the results are in. The results are in. The question,
1:12:22
Speaker 4: I got three people here. I'll tell you a little
1:12:24
Speaker 4: bit about them. You tell me, was it drugs? So
1:12:28
Speaker 4: Burning Man, how would you explain it if people aren't
1:12:30
Speaker 4: familiar with it?
1:12:31
Speaker 5: It is a giant outdoor desert bowl, dust bowl, where
1:12:35
Speaker 5: everybody goes to do drugs and dance and pretend they're
1:12:38
Speaker 5: doing something quote-unquote spiritual.
1:12:39
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like orgies and stuff that go on there.
1:12:42
Speaker 3: There's orgies. There's all kinds of things that I have
1:12:44
Speaker 3: personally witnessed.
1:12:45
Speaker 10: It's supposed to be like super off the grid.
1:12:48
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah. Leave no trace. Bring all your own crap.
1:12:51
Speaker 3: So again, was it drugs? Number one.
1:12:54
Speaker 4: First death involved a 51-year-old Armando Ramirez of Truckee, California,
1:12:59
Speaker 4: who experienced chest pain at the festival and died. Was
1:13:01
Speaker 4: it drugs?
1:13:03
Speaker 3: Let me tell you this.
1:13:03
Speaker 4: This year, just FYI, it was very moderate weather, so
1:13:06
Speaker 4: no heat stroke, nothing like that.
1:13:08
Speaker 11: Okay.
1:13:08
Speaker 3: All right. I mean, that does help. I'm going to,
1:13:12
Speaker 3: for him, I'm going to say yes.
1:13:14
Speaker 4: Yes?
1:13:14
Speaker 7: I'm going to say no.
1:13:15
Speaker 4: I'm going to say no.
1:13:16
Speaker 3: National cause.
1:13:16
Speaker 13: No.
1:13:17
Speaker 3: All right. Yes, it was drugs.
1:13:20
Speaker 4: The medical examiner determined that methamphetamine and MDMA toxicity caused
1:13:24
Speaker 4: his death.
1:13:25
Speaker 7: Oh, don't combine those?
1:13:26
Speaker 9: Okay.
1:13:26
Speaker 3: He probably didn't do the meth intentionally. He probably got
1:13:28
Speaker 3: mixed in with it. Number two.
1:13:30
Speaker 4: Was it drugs? The second attendee, 62-year-old Tashambi Sampson of
1:13:36
Speaker 4: Santa Monica. All old heads, man. He collapsed and they
1:13:40
Speaker 4: tried to revive him but couldn't. Was it drugs?
1:13:43
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:13:43
Speaker 3: No, let's go yes.
1:13:45
Speaker 4: No.
1:13:45
Speaker 18: Yes.
1:13:46
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:13:46
Speaker 4: And older people, because you have to have a lot
1:13:48
Speaker 4: of money to have a proper Burning Man set up.
1:13:50
Speaker 3: A lot of rich people there.
1:13:52
Speaker 4: No. He died from hypertensive cardiovascular disease. His death was
1:13:57
Speaker 4: ruled natural.
1:13:59
Speaker 3: Just heart attack. All right. Was it drugs? He died
1:14:02
Speaker 3: doing what he loved.
1:14:03
Speaker 4: The third death was on September 5th. 60-year-old guy, Craig
1:14:06
Speaker 4: Mann of Yuma, Arizona, was discovered unresponsive inside his recreational
1:14:11
Speaker 4: vehicle at the festival. Was it drugs?
1:14:13
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:14:13
Speaker 19: Was it drugs?
1:14:14
Speaker 7: In his vehicle. He was trying to.
1:14:16
Speaker 4: In a recreational vehicle.
1:14:17
Speaker 7: He was pre-gaming.
1:14:18
Speaker 3: Was it drugs? I'll say, yeah. Drugs.
1:14:22
Speaker 15: Yes.
1:14:22
Speaker 3: I'm going to say no. It was indeed drugs.
1:14:25
Speaker 4: Oh, damn. The medical examiner determined his death was caused
1:14:28
Speaker 4: by the combined toxic effects of cocaine and methamphetamine with
1:14:33
Speaker 4: underlying hypertensive cardiovascular disease.
1:14:36
Speaker 13: Oh, you can't do that.
1:14:37
Speaker 3: So he had it all going on.
1:14:37
Speaker 5: But that's the thing is, what all three of those
1:14:39
Speaker 5: guys have in common, they're over 55. And doing, well,
1:14:43
Speaker 5: one guy supposedly not doing drugs.
1:14:45
Speaker 3: Your body just can't.
1:14:46
Speaker 4: Well, they didn't find anything in his results. But you're
1:14:49
Speaker 4: over 50. You're out in this desert. You can't be
1:14:50
Speaker 4: doing that.
1:14:51
Speaker 3: Right, right. And you're hypertensive. Right, right. This isn't the
1:14:53
Speaker 3: lifestyle for you. It's the perfect storm. So that's our
1:14:56
Speaker 3: Woody Show original trademark copy of our game, Was It Drugs?
1:14:58
Speaker 4: It's funny.
1:14:59
Speaker 3: When I was at Burning Man, I scrawled on the
1:15:02
Speaker 3: inside of one of the port-a-potties in bright red ink
1:15:05
Speaker 3: a sign that said, where's the acid? Where's the DMT?
1:15:08
Speaker 3: Where's the K? Where's the K? Burning Man forgot how
1:15:10
Speaker 3: to party.
1:15:11
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
1:15:12
Speaker 3: These guys didn't.
1:15:13
Speaker 4: It's so corporate, dude.
1:15:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, they figured it out. Well, it's all clean living garbage,
1:15:17
Speaker 3: you know?
1:15:17
Speaker 4: I ain't your.
1:15:18
Speaker 3: Pal, dickface. Dickface.
1:15:20
Speaker 4: Dickface.
1:15:22
Speaker 10: I ain't your pal, dickface.
1:15:24
Speaker 1: Dickface.
1:15:26
Speaker 13: Dickface.
1:15:28
Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
1:15:29
Speaker 4: I think that's Jeff G's favorite one.
1:15:32
Speaker 15: Yeah.
1:15:32
Speaker 7: It's a good one.
1:15:33
Speaker 4: Every time that one comes on, Jeff kind of lights up.
1:15:35
Speaker 7: He dances.
1:15:36
Speaker 3: I may dance to it a little bit, yeah. Jeff,
1:15:38
Speaker 3: while we got you, cheers and jeers.
1:15:41
Speaker 14: Oh, my cheers is to my son for finally, all caps,
1:15:45
Speaker 14: having a nice girlfriend.
1:15:47
Speaker 4: Oh. What do you mean finally? Finally.
1:15:51
Speaker 14: He's dated a lot of toxicas, and it's finally nice
1:15:54
Speaker 14: to have a nice girlfriend. We went to dinner with them,
1:15:58
Speaker 14: and she is just so nice. She encourages them. They're
1:16:01
Speaker 14: so cute together.
1:16:01
Speaker 4: Aw.
1:16:02
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean, he may be playing overseas like my
1:16:04
Speaker 14: other son, and she's like, go live your dreams.
1:16:08
Speaker 4: He's a high school senior, right?
1:16:09
Speaker 14: Yeah, so it's just nice to see him being propped
1:16:13
Speaker 14: up by his girl.
1:16:14
Speaker 3: Instead of kind of torn down.
1:16:15
Speaker 7: Dragged down.
1:16:16
Speaker 14: Yeah, so it's really nice, and they're so happy together,
1:16:18
Speaker 14: and she's super smart and just super sweet.
1:16:21
Speaker 4: So is this new?
1:16:22
Speaker 3: No, they've been going out for a little bit. Oh,
1:16:24
Speaker 3: they have? Okay.
1:16:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I thought he was with the toxic chick.
1:16:31
Speaker 3: Not anymore. Okay. That was fast. Yeah. No, no, that
1:16:34
Speaker 3: was very long.
1:16:34
Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
1:16:35
Speaker 3: Very long. Yeah, and drawn out. So you know how
1:16:37
Speaker 3: it is. When you're a parent, you just want your
1:16:38
Speaker 3: kids to be happy.
1:16:39
Speaker 15: Sure.
1:16:39
Speaker 3: And when you see someone dragging them down, it kind
1:16:41
Speaker 3: of sucks.
1:16:42
Speaker 7: And they're not going to listen to you.
1:16:43
Speaker 2: No.
1:16:43
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:16:44
Speaker 14: No, no, no.
1:16:44
Speaker 4: As a boy at that age, man, it's tough. It's
1:16:48
Speaker 4: like getting a dog off a meat truck. They just
1:16:53
Speaker 4: don't see reason. They can't hear you. It's just, you know,
1:16:56
Speaker 4: they're hypnotized.
1:16:56
Speaker 3: Blinders are on. They just have to figure it out
1:16:59
Speaker 3: on their own. And he did, and I'm really happy
1:17:00
Speaker 3: for him.
1:17:01
Speaker 14: My jeers are to my neighbors for having like 15
1:17:04
Speaker 14: people living at their house, man. Like they have three
1:17:07
Speaker 14: kids and the kids all stay there and all of
1:17:10
Speaker 14: their boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands or whatever stay there as well.
1:17:13
Speaker 14: In addition to that, there's a bunch of random people.
1:17:16
Speaker 14: And what the problem is, is that their cars are
1:17:18
Speaker 14: always parked in front of my freaking house.
1:17:20
Speaker 3: Classic.
1:17:20
Speaker 14: So I'm just like, dude, even when I pull up
1:17:23
Speaker 14: from work, whatever, there's always a car in front of
1:17:25
Speaker 14: my house.
1:17:26
Speaker 3: So I'm parking 10 houses down and.
1:17:28
Speaker 4: Having to hike.
1:17:29
Speaker 7: Oh, hell no.
1:17:29
Speaker 3: So I'm just like, dude.
1:17:30
Speaker 7: You got to put up traffic cones.
1:17:31
Speaker 4: That was the problem with the house on my street
1:17:33
Speaker 4: where there was a bunch of people in and out
1:17:34
Speaker 4: of there all the time, different people living there all
1:17:36
Speaker 4: the time.
1:17:37
Speaker 3: Revolving door. Revolving door.
1:17:38
Speaker 4: But like they kept parking in front of the mailboxes
1:17:42
Speaker 4: and the mail delivery, the mailman would like stop delivering.
1:17:46
Speaker 4: He's like, I keep putting these notices like do not
1:17:48
Speaker 4: park in front of the mailboxes during this time.
1:17:52
Speaker 3: And they stopped.
1:17:52
Speaker 4: We had to go down to the post office for
1:17:54
Speaker 4: a while.
1:17:54
Speaker 3: To pick up the mail. Oh, I would be fuming.
1:17:57
Speaker 4: How's that going? Because this person, they were having people
1:17:58
Speaker 4: live in the garage, right?
1:18:00
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
1:18:00
Speaker 4: They had some illegal garage apartments going on.
1:18:03
Speaker 3: Right, like some mega dorms or whatever.
1:18:05
Speaker 4: Well, no, so, yeah, when the garage door would go up,
1:18:07
Speaker 4: you would see they built, like, you know, there's drywall
1:18:10
Speaker 4: up in there.
1:18:10
Speaker 3: Bunk beds, right?
1:18:11
Speaker 4: Which is illegal. That's a fire hazard. But they also had,
1:18:14
Speaker 4: hanging out from, you know, the drywall, they had, like,
1:18:17
Speaker 4: installed a window air unit, like, air conditioner unit, like,
1:18:21
Speaker 4: that was just running inside the garage.
1:18:23
Speaker 7: So there was nothing accidental about this. This seemed very planned.
1:18:26
Speaker 4: No, I think it was a bunch of, like, they
1:18:27
Speaker 4: were taking in, like, exchange students and things like that. Okay.
1:18:30
Speaker 4: Different people all the time.
1:18:31
Speaker 7: But you come all the way to this country, you're
1:18:33
Speaker 7: put in the garage.
1:18:34
Speaker 4: But I think they're moving.
1:18:35
Speaker 7: Oh, that's good.
1:18:36
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:18:37
Speaker 10: All that stuff I don't care about, but the mailbox thing,
1:18:40
Speaker 10: that's annoying.
1:18:40
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
1:18:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, just taken up because they have like five cars
1:18:44
Speaker 4: in the driveway.
1:18:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:18:45
Speaker 4: And then parked all along the street.
1:18:47
Speaker 3: And your HOA did nothing about the mailbox no no pointless.
1:18:50
Speaker 4: Yep someone says F my neighbors too doing the same
1:18:53
Speaker 4: ish this weekend they got our street blocked off and
1:18:56
Speaker 4: A helicopter shining a light on the street.
1:18:59
Speaker 3: Oh, no.
1:19:00
Speaker 7: Midnight Sun.
1:19:01
Speaker 4: Because they would say, well, it's not your street. You
1:19:04
Speaker 4: don't own the street. If we have 15 cars, that's
1:19:07
Speaker 4: our business. Well, I mean, I guess partially true. I mean,
1:19:11
Speaker 4: if it's street parking and it's public parking. It is.
1:19:13
Speaker 3: I mean, technically true. It's still annoying. But Jeff, do
1:19:16
Speaker 3: you have a garage?
1:19:17
Speaker 14: I do, but it has all kinds of stuff in it.
1:19:22
Speaker 14: It's like, it's an older house that used to have
1:19:28
Speaker 14: one of those old, like one car, old timey garages.
1:19:31
Speaker 18: Right.
1:19:31
Speaker 14: So that's now just kind of like a pass through
1:19:33
Speaker 14: and there's a bigger one that was built and it
1:19:36
Speaker 14: really kind of was never meant to be a garage.
1:19:38
Speaker 14: It was more like a workshop and stuff. I actually
1:19:40
Speaker 14: built an office on it as well. So, The other part,
1:19:42
Speaker 14: my kids work out in it and stuff. We have
1:19:44
Speaker 14: all our bicycles and tools and crap in it. But
1:19:46
Speaker 14: my neighbors are really nice. It's just hella inconvenient some days.
1:19:51
Speaker 3: I guess you could probably rearrange this garage situation. Like
1:19:55
Speaker 3: maybe put a shed or something for all your storage stuff.
1:19:57
Speaker 4: I wish.
1:19:58
Speaker 3: And then put something called a car in something called
1:20:02
Speaker 3: a garage.
1:20:02
Speaker 4: They got some dope ass sheds at Home Depot.
1:20:05
Speaker 3: None of our cars would fit through that pass through
1:20:07
Speaker 3: anymore though.
1:20:08
Speaker 4: That is a hill that Greg dies on.
1:20:09
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:20:10
Speaker 7: That's what garages are for. We're all disgusting trash.
1:20:12
Speaker 4: Greg is disgusted by anybody who stores anything in their garage. No,
1:20:16
Speaker 4: you can store stuff, but you can do both.
1:20:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:20:20
Speaker 3: Woody is very trashy in that regard. Nothing, no cars
1:20:24
Speaker 3: in the garage.
1:20:25
Speaker 4: I'll take the trashy L. That's all I'm going to do,
1:20:27
Speaker 4: because there's no way that.
1:20:28
Speaker 3: They're going to fit in there.
1:20:29
Speaker 4: I'll just live in filth, Greg.
1:20:29
Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do about it. I'll just park
1:20:33
Speaker 3: in the driveway.
1:20:34
Speaker 4: All this clutter.
1:20:35
Speaker 3: Seabass, cheers and jeers.
1:20:36
Speaker 4: Well, cheers to Lowe's, because they have fully and completely
1:20:41
Speaker 4: tapped into the, we're going to get women to buy
1:20:45
Speaker 4: dumb stuff for no reason thing.
1:20:47
Speaker 3: Market.
1:20:47
Speaker 5: We recall that they have now instead of their blue
1:20:49
Speaker 5: five gallon buckets, they went to pink. And Sammy was
1:20:52
Speaker 5: very happy for that.
1:20:52
Speaker 3: All right. The little mini buckets.
1:20:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're cute.
1:20:55
Speaker 3: Well, they have full size pink ones as well. Yes.
1:20:57
Speaker 4: Yes. Now they have mini buckets that are glittery. They
1:21:01
Speaker 4: have mini trash cans that are just mini little black
1:21:04
Speaker 4: trash cans. They have mini storage totes that do have
1:21:07
Speaker 4: little pink lids as well as the traditional yellow lid. Wait, what?
1:21:10
Speaker 3: And so, yeah, they're just fully going to, hey, women,
1:21:13
Speaker 3: you're stupid. You'll buy anything that's pink. We know you'll
1:21:14
Speaker 3: buy this.
1:21:15
Speaker 4: If it's small and pink, you'll buy it. Again, affordability
1:21:18
Speaker 4: crisis my ass if we've got a full goddamn thing of...
1:21:21
Speaker 4: Are you just noticing this? They've had this for a while.
1:21:23
Speaker 17: Yeah, they've had it for a while. It's not just like, oh,
1:21:25
Speaker 17: you're stupid, you'll buy pink stuff.
1:21:28
Speaker 18: When you see something like this, now you can use
1:21:30
Speaker 18: it for a party, like a kid's party.
1:21:32
Speaker 17: You have this little thing. If they're going to be
1:21:33
Speaker 17: painting or whatever, it's a girl's birthday. It's really cute.
1:21:36
Speaker 17: These are cute little things to have.
1:21:38
Speaker 5: Again, I said this three years ago. When do you
1:21:40
Speaker 5: run out of space for cute stuff?
1:21:42
Speaker 4: Is it that Lowe's and Home Depot, they've picked sides, right?
1:21:45
Speaker 4: I'm imagining that the contractors are more shopping. The contractors, dudes,
1:21:50
Speaker 4: blue-collar guys. They're going to Home Depot.
1:21:53
Speaker 13: Yes.
1:21:53
Speaker 4: Because they're not going to Lowe's to get pink buckets.
1:21:55
Speaker 4: They're just not. Or glitter buckets.
1:21:56
Speaker 18: But I will say that Lowe's has for a long
1:21:59
Speaker 18: time had all the better like fixtures, ceiling fans, all
1:22:03
Speaker 18: that kind of stuff. They have the cuter, better options
1:22:06
Speaker 18: they always have. So girls will go there more when
1:22:08
Speaker 18: it comes to the like sort of decorating option that's
1:22:11
Speaker 18: still hardware or things that you need.
1:22:13
Speaker 17: They've always been better over Home Depot with that.
1:22:15
Speaker 15: Yeah.
1:22:15
Speaker 4: They just don't have a lot.
1:22:16
Speaker 17: Doorknobs, all that kind of stuff.
1:22:17
Speaker 4: But if you want a guy who can lay a
1:22:18
Speaker 4: good pipe, she's going to find that.
1:22:20
Speaker 3: Over at Home Depot because that's where they're going.
1:22:22
Speaker 5: I will say the difference between men and women was
1:22:24
Speaker 5: on display in Lowe's as well because right next to
1:22:27
Speaker 5: the glitter, the mini glitter bucket was the Mr. Beast
1:22:30
Speaker 5: lab kit, which is like little cardboard things like menace.
1:22:33
Speaker 3: This is like.
1:22:34
Speaker 5: Advanced like mini adult teen Legos, essentially. We can build
1:22:37
Speaker 5: little rocket ships.
1:22:39
Speaker 4: It's cool. You build functional things with gears.
1:22:41
Speaker 10: I'm a Lowe's goer, so I've been seeing all this.
1:22:43
Speaker 17: This is all kid stuff. Yeah, they have those cute
1:22:45
Speaker 17: little race cars.
1:22:47
Speaker 4: Women's deodorant. All that, yeah.
1:22:49
Speaker 3: It's the most obvious thing of like what's for boys
1:22:52
Speaker 3: and what's for girls.
1:22:53
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:22:53
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, like Lowe's definitely they have shifted their
1:22:56
Speaker 4: focus more to be, I guess, for, you know, the
1:23:00
Speaker 4: the the aesthetic crowd. The I want to buy every
1:23:02
Speaker 4: new bag of Trader Joe's.
1:23:05
Speaker 3: The presentation of it is just nicer, too.
1:23:07
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:23:08
Speaker 3: Home Depot sections nicer is again is for the labor guy.
1:23:11
Speaker 6: But I love the way Depot smells. Does Lowe's smell
1:23:14
Speaker 6: like that?
1:23:14
Speaker 4: Like wood?
1:23:15
Speaker 3: It's slightly different.
1:23:16
Speaker 10: It has less lumber than Home Depot.
1:23:18
Speaker 7: OK. I don't know if I've ever been in.
1:23:21
Speaker 3: Anyway, so good for you, Lowe's.
1:23:22
Speaker 4: This is a cheers.
1:23:23
Speaker 3: You figured out the female.
1:23:24
Speaker 4: I will say, for me, I like Lowe's for they
1:23:26
Speaker 4: have a ton of stuff, like electric, like the Ego
1:23:29
Speaker 4: line of trimmers and power washers, all the battery-powered stuff.
1:23:33
Speaker 3: And they have a lot more fruit trees than Home
1:23:36
Speaker 3: Depot does. Fruit trees.
1:23:40
Speaker 4: Fruit trees.
1:23:40
Speaker 3: That's how they do a lot of planting. All right.
1:23:43
Speaker 4: Cheers to this guy I found at the mall.
1:23:45
Speaker 3: Now, I was at the mall. That's a happy place.
1:23:47
Speaker 8: Yep.
1:23:48
Speaker 5: And there was this little anime mini and micro Comic-Con
1:23:51
Speaker 5: convention going on.
1:23:52
Speaker 10: Oh, in the middle of the mall?
1:23:53
Speaker 3: In the middle of the mall.
1:23:53
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:23:54
Speaker 3: Which I think is a smart place to do that.
1:23:55
Speaker 3: But it was kid stuff. It was little, little.
1:23:57
Speaker 4: Until I saw this dude, I walked around the corner,
1:23:59
Speaker 4: and he had probably 500 different images of... Girls with
1:24:03
Speaker 4: their cans out.
1:24:04
Speaker 1: What?
1:24:04
Speaker 4: Anime girls. Yeah. I mean, floor to ceiling.
1:24:09
Speaker 1: Nice.
1:24:09
Speaker 3: Just different types of girls with their cans out.
1:24:12
Speaker 7: What were these to sell? Like paintings? Yeah.
1:24:15
Speaker 3: Prints, t-shirts, keychains.
1:24:17
Speaker 4: They're not naked. This guy appeals to more of the
1:24:19
Speaker 4: dudes who go to Lowe's.
1:24:20
Speaker 15: Right.
1:24:21
Speaker 4: So the point I might, and I, we may have
1:24:23
Speaker 4: some audio from, we can play from him later, but
1:24:25
Speaker 4: it was like, there's kids everywhere.
1:24:27
Speaker 3: And like, I'm not Mr.
1:24:28
Speaker 4: Fuddy Duddy, but it's, it's 500 women with their cans.
1:24:32
Speaker 5: Out and like almost no bottoms. And it's, it's, and
1:24:35
Speaker 5: he was like, Oh, what if, what if, what if
1:24:37
Speaker 5: princess peach was a, not to use the slang Shane
1:24:40
Speaker 5: Gillis word, a total whore. And, and there's like three-year-olds
1:24:45
Speaker 5: walking around.
1:24:45
Speaker 3: It's like, Come on, guys.
1:24:47
Speaker 4: They're not naked.
1:24:48
Speaker 3: These are such hot cartoons. Yeah, they're not. That side
1:24:51
Speaker 3: of stuff mega appealed to me when I.
1:24:52
Speaker 4: Was 11 years old. Okay, then you're telling me that
1:24:54
Speaker 4: Victoria's Secret.
1:24:54
Speaker 7: Can't be in the mall.
1:24:56
Speaker 3: Victoria's Secret is nothing compared to this.
1:24:58
Speaker 4: Look at these.
1:24:59
Speaker 3: I'm showing the guys in the room. Yeah.
1:25:00
Speaker 4: They're buxom.
1:25:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, times a thousand.
1:25:05
Speaker 4: I think it's weird that there are adult men who... Exactly.
1:25:08
Speaker 7: Gotta have it.
1:25:08
Speaker 4: And you can see the guy.
1:25:10
Speaker 3: It's weird. It's so weird.
1:25:11
Speaker 4: It's called hentai.
1:25:12
Speaker 5: Right, but what are you doing in the mall next
1:25:14
Speaker 5: to the... Down the hall is the ride with the
1:25:17
Speaker 5: stupid goofy thing where you're up in... I mean, you
1:25:19
Speaker 5: think that's offensive. Do you ever see the sprayed t-shirt guys?
1:25:23
Speaker 4: Like the... Oh, the airbrushed t-shirt dudes.
1:25:25
Speaker 3: I don't go to those malls, man.
1:25:26
Speaker 4: No, but no. They're with that guy, dude. The princess t-shirts.
1:25:31
Speaker 10: Dude, they have way more offensive stuff than that.
1:25:33
Speaker 5: I see that in downtown Vegas. You see that kind
1:25:37
Speaker 5: of crap, which we expected. Not in the middle of
1:25:39
Speaker 5: the mall with, again, little kids. Because next to this
1:25:41
Speaker 5: was the Super Mario Kart tournament.
1:25:44
Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
1:25:45
Speaker 7: Well, and because the visual, it's colorful. The pictures are round.
1:25:48
Speaker 3: Those cars are maybe not legal.
1:25:51
Speaker 7: Right.
1:25:52
Speaker 3: I thought of Seabass.
1:25:53
Speaker 4: I saw a guy getting out of a car, grown
1:25:55
Speaker 4: man by himself, Pokemon license plate frame. We've infantilized ourselves.
1:26:01
Speaker 4: I thought of Seabass immediately. What would Seabass say?
1:26:04
Speaker 3: This is part of why the birth rates in the
1:26:06
Speaker 3: toilet is because everyone's a damn 11-year-old.
1:26:08
Speaker 4: Well, or keep your eyes on this thing.
1:26:10
Speaker 10: It might, you know.
1:26:11
Speaker 3: That's why, because they're whacking it to anime porn. Right.
1:26:15
Speaker 3: Instead of going out and finding a wife.
1:26:17
Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
1:26:19
Speaker 7: I like that very much.
1:26:20
Speaker 3: All right, welcome back, everybody.
1:26:24
Speaker 4: All right, so what do you think of this? This
1:26:29
Speaker 4: wedding venue in Texas. They're getting torched. They refuse to
1:26:34
Speaker 4: refund a family where the 25-year-old groom died seven months
1:26:40
Speaker 4: before the wedding.
1:26:41
Speaker 1: What?
1:26:42
Speaker 4: So the couple had paid, I think it was like
1:26:44
Speaker 4: a $ 16, 000 deposit.
1:26:46
Speaker 3: Just for the venue?
1:26:47
Speaker 4: Yeah. Good God. The venue says their contract has no
1:26:52
Speaker 4: death clause, so no refund.
1:26:54
Speaker 1: Wow.
1:26:54
Speaker 4: Dude, come on. So they came up with an offer.
1:26:57
Speaker 2: Oh.
1:26:58
Speaker 3: Their offer was to throw a different kind of party there. Oh, okay.
1:27:02
Speaker 4: Or take credit toward a future wedding.
1:27:05
Speaker 7: Yeah, if she finds another soulmate.
1:27:07
Speaker 17: Yeah, you want to have a funeral here?
1:27:08
Speaker 7: We can do that.
1:27:09
Speaker 3: Right, have a celebration of life.
1:27:11
Speaker 4: Under the circumstances, don't you think?
1:27:13
Speaker 7: You don't want that kind of press.
1:27:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want that rep, too.
1:27:16
Speaker 4: Oh, well, they've got it. You're going to lose other business.
1:27:19
Speaker 4: It's not worth it.
1:27:20
Speaker 3: Not all publicity is good. The family sued.
1:27:25
Speaker 4: The venue... counter sued.
1:27:27
Speaker 7: Oh my god they want to go.
1:27:29
Speaker 4: For the remaining balance what so like the family wants
1:27:33
Speaker 4: their 16 000 back which was i guess the deposit
1:27:36
Speaker 4: right yeah so they're suing to get that back the
1:27:39
Speaker 4: venue's like no we don't have a death clause right
1:27:42
Speaker 4: the venue's like fine we're going to counter sue you
1:27:45
Speaker 4: for the balance of what you owe so good luck
1:27:47
Speaker 4: with that the 16 000 was just the deposit They
1:27:52
Speaker 4: want the balance.
1:27:53
Speaker 3: Isn't that the point of the deposit?
1:27:54
Speaker 7: They're going to hell.
1:27:55
Speaker 3: Right. That's your security net.
1:27:57
Speaker 4: So the judge will decide what happens now. But dude, yeah.
1:28:02
Speaker 3: They're going to so go out of business. Not cool, dude.
1:28:05
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:28:05
Speaker 4: Not cool.
1:28:06
Speaker 10: I'm not the person that you want to do this
1:28:07
Speaker 10: to because I'll just be outside in the front with
1:28:10
Speaker 10: a big ass sign saying they owe.
1:28:11
Speaker 3: Me $ 16, 000. Right.
1:28:11
Speaker 5: And as someone who has won roughly $ 16, 000 in a lawsuit.
1:28:15
Speaker 3: That's right.
1:28:17
Speaker 5: And by the way, let me point this out. Read
1:28:19
Speaker 5: people who blast people online. This is an obvious case
1:28:21
Speaker 5: where this venue I think would deserve to be blasted
1:28:23
Speaker 5: online because they're being acting in an egregious manner. When
1:28:26
Speaker 5: I sued the company that didn't do the right work
1:28:29
Speaker 5: for me as far as gathering signatures for an election,
1:28:31
Speaker 5: did I once on the air name that company?
1:28:34
Speaker 3: No. No. Or even the state they operate in. It's
1:28:38
Speaker 3: all a mystery. That's why I'm better than Kelly Clarkson.
1:28:41
Speaker 3: A superior person.
1:28:43
Speaker 4: A superior public figure, even.
1:28:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of us are just classy people. Once again,
1:28:48
Speaker 3: a gold star for CBass, you guys.
1:28:49
Speaker 6: And by the way, by the way, you know what's so.
1:28:50
Speaker 4: Great about CBass? It's never about him, you know? I
1:28:52
Speaker 4: have every right to name and shame that company because
1:28:56
Speaker 4: I won in court. The judge agreed.
1:28:58
Speaker 3: They did not do right by me.
1:29:00
Speaker 2: To the tune of $ 16, 000.
1:29:01
Speaker 7: So what's your thinking?
1:29:03
Speaker 4: I'm a nice person, and this is just the process
1:29:05
Speaker 4: of doing business.
1:29:06
Speaker 10: Look, I'm Team Kelly. I think these people were giving
1:29:09
Speaker 10: her crap, but Seabass is right.
1:29:13
Speaker 3: Thank you.
1:29:13
Speaker 10: There's ways of handling it.
1:29:14
Speaker 3: It's called being a respectable, decent person. Or how about
1:29:17
Speaker 3: just be cool to customers?
1:29:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:29:19
Speaker 4: Because you don't know who you're messing with. It's like
1:29:21
Speaker 4: when you warn your kids. It's like, you know what?
1:29:22
Speaker 4: You can't just go around mouthing out because someone's going
1:29:24
Speaker 4: to punch.
1:29:24
Speaker 3: You in the mouth.
1:29:25
Speaker 5: But see, that's the debate is we don't know that
1:29:26
Speaker 5: she was really messed with per se. You're just kind
1:29:29
Speaker 5: of taking her word for it.
1:29:30
Speaker 4: Well, again, Seabass is... Menace just said that he was
1:29:33
Speaker 4: Team Kelly. Yeah. And that he believes.
1:29:36
Speaker 1: Right.
1:29:36
Speaker 4: I do believe her. There's a difference between believing and
1:29:39
Speaker 4: ruining somebody's business. So let's say for the sake of argument,
1:29:42
Speaker 4: just for the sake of argument, that it did happen
1:29:43
Speaker 4: the way that Kelly said.
1:29:45
Speaker 3: Right. I still wouldn't post it online.
1:29:46
Speaker 4: Okay.
1:29:47
Speaker 3: Because you're being a bully.
1:29:48
Speaker 1: At that point.
1:29:49
Speaker 6: Or like, if you could figure out what place in
1:29:51
Speaker 6: Brooklyn has a bird on the wall.
1:29:54
Speaker 3: Her damages are, they didn't sell me something I might
1:29:56
Speaker 3: have wanted. Boo, goddamn hoo, you bitch.
1:29:59
Speaker 1: Wow.
1:29:59
Speaker 4: Wait, what'd you like?
1:30:02
Speaker 8: Jeez.
1:30:02
Speaker 5: I can say this because I acted nicely in my case.
1:30:07
Speaker 10: Are you asking for the world's tiniest violin?
1:30:09
Speaker 4: She is.
1:30:10
Speaker 12: No.
1:30:11
Speaker 3: Not me.
1:30:11
Speaker 7: Oh, there it is.
1:30:12
Speaker 1: Oh.
1:30:13
Speaker 3: What's that? The world's tiniest violin.
1:30:15
Speaker 13: Oh.
1:30:15
Speaker 3: Where'd you get that?
1:30:17
Speaker 4: TikTok shop. Have you been waiting to break that out?
1:30:22
Speaker 4: He's going to.
1:30:23
Speaker 3: Shoehorn that in somehow. He literally has this little tiny violin.
1:30:30
Speaker 7: You're a prodigy.
1:30:31
Speaker 3: And what you're hearing, that little sound.
1:30:32
Speaker 4: It's been sitting on my desk for two weeks.
1:30:35
Speaker 3: Waiting for the moment.
1:30:36
Speaker 5: It plays like an mp3. Menace is not actually that
1:30:38
Speaker 5: good at tiny violin. As you touch the bow.
1:30:42
Speaker 4: You draw the bow across the little fake strings there.
1:30:46
Speaker 3: Give it a whirl, Greg.
1:30:47
Speaker 5: That would have been good for Kelly Clarkson.
1:30:51
Speaker 4: What an exercise in patience by Menace. Waiting this entire
1:30:54
Speaker 4: time to break out that tiny ass violin.
1:30:57
Speaker 7: The song is so sad.
1:30:59
Speaker 10: Meanwhile, Kelly gets all the shine.
1:31:04
Speaker 3: Beautiful, Greg.
1:31:06
Speaker 4: Poor hipster store in Brooklyn.
1:31:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:31:07
Speaker 4: Which, again, I hate that store. I hate everybody involved,
1:31:09
Speaker 4: but she's still a bitch. That whole thing seems another
1:31:12
Speaker 4: example of something that was just so white hot.
1:31:15
Speaker 3: Hair on fire.
1:31:16
Speaker 4: And then went away as quickly.
1:31:17
Speaker 3: As it appeared.
1:31:17
Speaker 4: It's almost like these controversies aren't really controversies. They're just.
1:31:21
Speaker 3: The news cycle.
1:31:22
Speaker 17: But don't worry, Seabass is keeping the story alive.
1:31:24
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is.
1:31:25
Speaker 3: Nice job.
1:31:27
Speaker 4: Another gold star for Seabass.
1:31:28
Speaker 5: It was applicable to this story about bad online reviews.
1:31:31
Speaker 4: Thank you.
1:31:32
Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
1:31:33
Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987.
1:31:34
Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be back in a sec.
1:31:42
Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
1:31:43
Speaker 4: All right, so Morgan was telling us in a meeting
1:31:48
Speaker 4: that we were having about some show that And it's like,
1:31:53
Speaker 4: it's one of your favorite things, Seabass, like a therapy.
1:31:55
Speaker 3: It's like a therapy show.
1:31:57
Speaker 17: Yeah, Seabass, you would love it.
1:31:58
Speaker 8: It's like a reality show, but with couples therapy sessions.
1:32:01
Speaker 4: Well, I would love it because she gave me the
1:32:03
Speaker 4: homework of having to go through the audio for it.
1:32:05
Speaker 17: Wait, we both did that?
1:32:06
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess so.
1:32:07
Speaker 4: Oh, cool.
1:32:08
Speaker 17: Well, we have double the audio clips then.
1:32:10
Speaker 4: Dang it.
1:32:11
Speaker 17: I had to watch it too?
1:32:12
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:32:14
Speaker 3: You were the one telling us about it. Yeah, it's
1:32:15
Speaker 3: called Couples Therapy.
1:32:16
Speaker 5: It came out in 2019. They've had like five seasons
1:32:18
Speaker 5: so far. I believe it's on Paramount Plus or Showtime.
1:32:21
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's real life couples.
1:32:22
Speaker 5: They say they go through like thousands of couples.
1:32:26
Speaker 3: They want real people.
1:32:26
Speaker 5: They don't want people who are just looking to get
1:32:28
Speaker 5: on TV.
1:32:29
Speaker 7: But who in their right mind as a couple would
1:32:31
Speaker 7: be like, oh, please put this on there.
1:32:32
Speaker 3: Well, people go to therapy because they're losers. Loser narcissists.
1:32:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, I instantly skip over it when I see it
1:32:38
Speaker 4: on the previews.
1:32:39
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, that's what caught my attention.
1:32:40
Speaker 4: Because they do video previews.
1:32:42
Speaker 17: Like, no way this is real.
1:32:44
Speaker 4: That's real.
1:32:45
Speaker 5: And it's this one lady therapist, and she sits down
1:32:47
Speaker 5: and goes through all these people's deals.
1:32:49
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, is it a real couple, or is
1:32:52
Speaker 4: this a reality show? No, it's real.
1:32:55
Speaker 3: Trust me, it's mega boring, so I believe it's real. Oh,
1:32:58
Speaker 3: so that's how you know it's real. There's no juicy drama. Well,
1:33:02
Speaker 3: we have some of that. Here, you want to give
1:33:03
Speaker 3: me an example here, Seabass?
1:33:05
Speaker 5: All right, so I went to, instead of going through
1:33:07
Speaker 5: just watching slog after slog of idiots talking about themselves,
1:33:10
Speaker 5: I went to their YouTube page for couples therapy, and
1:33:13
Speaker 5: Went to their YouTube short and went to the most
1:33:15
Speaker 5: viewed short. That's where the drama is. That's where the
1:33:18
Speaker 5: actual good stuff is. So go to clip 2A there, Woody.
1:33:24
Speaker 5: This is a guy and his wife who's about 700 pounds.
1:33:29
Speaker 3: And they have an open marriage.
1:33:32
Speaker 5: Who is that open to? But apparently the guy didn't
1:33:36
Speaker 5: follow the open marriage rules.
1:33:38
Speaker 2: Did you sleep with someone on Monday?
1:33:40
Speaker 1: No. No.
1:33:43
Speaker 2: No, I'm not entertaining that. You're saying you didn't. I
1:33:46
Speaker 2: am proving that you are. That's not proof. That's not
1:33:49
Speaker 2: even proof. It's not proof?
1:33:51
Speaker 3: That I'm sleeping with somebody?
1:33:52
Speaker 2: Did someone come over your house?
1:33:54
Speaker 12: Let me ask the right question because you're a man
1:33:55
Speaker 12: and I need to ask the right question for you
1:33:57
Speaker 12: to answer properly. Did someone come over your home that
1:34:00
Speaker 12: you sent them a car to and home from.
1:34:03
Speaker 3: To pick them up? You said last week, right?
1:34:06
Speaker 2: Yes. And you sent them back home at 1.30 in
1:34:09
Speaker 2: the morning.
1:34:10
Speaker 4: Man, there's such a better way to do this. Just
1:34:11
Speaker 4: offer roses. You know what I mean? You'll find out
1:34:15
Speaker 4: right away.
1:34:16
Speaker 3: Call up the person and say, who would you like
1:34:17
Speaker 3: to give this dozen roses to? You want it for free. Yeah,
1:34:19
Speaker 3: the person that's not your wife.
1:34:20
Speaker 6: But you know this dude's lying because he's like, wait,
1:34:22
Speaker 6: last Wednesday?
1:34:23
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's trying to catch up like where she is lying.
1:34:25
Speaker 3: Because she has the Uber receipt. Oh, it continues here.
1:34:28
Speaker 3: All right. Okay. I may have sent them back.
1:34:31
Speaker 1: Yes.
1:34:32
Speaker 2: Because you sent them there. I have literally proof of
1:34:34
Speaker 2: the Uber.
1:34:36
Speaker 3: Yes, you have proof of the Uber, but you are
1:34:38
Speaker 3: jumping to conclusions.
1:34:39
Speaker 2: What conclusions am I to jump to? I could have
1:34:42
Speaker 2: been traveling from a certain area.
1:34:44
Speaker 17: Is that what it is?
1:34:45
Speaker 4: Is that what it is?
1:34:47
Speaker 3: This sounds like menace.
1:34:50
Speaker 2: You're not even my friend.
1:34:53
Speaker 4: Oh, damn. If it was like this, I would watch it.
1:34:55
Speaker 1: Right.
1:34:56
Speaker 4: And Sammy's like getting horny over here with all the cheating.
1:34:58
Speaker 6: And, uh, and see, that's just to double check. You
1:35:00
Speaker 6: said this was a, a gentleman and a gal.
1:35:03
Speaker 3: Okay. Look, let's not get into all that.
1:35:04
Speaker 7: I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
1:35:07
Speaker 3: I just want to know what I'm listening to.
1:35:09
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah. So they, they, they, they end up with the,
1:35:12
Speaker 4: the back and forth here.
1:35:12
Speaker 3: All right.
1:35:13
Speaker 4: So I still, like, I still can't figure out, like,
1:35:16
Speaker 4: if you were really having legit problems, why, uh, Why
1:35:20
Speaker 4: would you go about things this way? Because there's people
1:35:22
Speaker 4: that are that thirsty to be on TV and don't care.
1:35:24
Speaker 5: And the wife is saying, we're going to get a
1:35:26
Speaker 5: couple's therapy, and you're saying, well, at least this one's
1:35:28
Speaker 5: free because the TV show's paying for it.
1:35:29
Speaker 2: No, you're so convinced that I'm trying to hurt you.
1:35:32
Speaker 2: You're always convinced somebody's.
1:35:33
Speaker 4: Trying to hurt you.
1:35:34
Speaker 2: You are trying to hurt me.
1:35:36
Speaker 16: No, I'm not!
1:35:36
Speaker 12: You brought someone over and asked them to sleep with you.
1:35:39
Speaker 12: You literally wrote in the message... Well, if you want
1:35:43
Speaker 12: to get f * *.
1:35:43
Speaker 3: * ed, you can. Oh, nice.
1:35:45
Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about? Oh, hold on.
1:35:47
Speaker 2: Time out.
1:35:48
Speaker 3: Time out.
1:35:48
Speaker 2: You're cheating on me. Sherry and Clinton.
1:35:50
Speaker 3: That's the therapist. I'm sorry, Orna.
1:35:52
Speaker 2: I'm not even cheating on you.
1:35:54
Speaker 7: Sit down.
1:35:55
Speaker 17: See, Beth, don't you agree? She's a terrible therapist, too.
1:35:58
Speaker 4: Well, she lets them go.
1:36:00
Speaker 6: Well, I thought it would be like, she's such a
1:36:02
Speaker 6: good therapist. They'll be like, fine, I'll be on TV.
1:36:04
Speaker 17: No, she kind of just lets it go.
1:36:06
Speaker 3: It's very, yeah. She'll maybe stop someone if they're talking
1:36:09
Speaker 3: over the other person.
1:36:10
Speaker 4: You got a clip for us here, Morgan?
1:36:11
Speaker 8: Yeah, my first clip here was from this couple, Josh
1:36:14
Speaker 8: and Natasha. And they were really proud that they had
1:36:18
Speaker 8: sex together.
1:36:19
Speaker 4: Yeah?
1:36:20
Speaker 17: These are the issues they're having.
1:36:21
Speaker 3: Today was a really good day.
1:36:23
Speaker 1: Tell me.
1:36:23
Speaker 3: We had sex today. Before coming to the session.
1:36:26
Speaker 15: Wonderful.
1:36:27
Speaker 16: And she was open to it. And that made me
1:36:29
Speaker 16: feel happy. Didn't matter, you know, like what the mechanics
1:36:33
Speaker 16: were of whatever it was. It was just that she
1:36:36
Speaker 16: was like, all right. You know, and for me, I
1:36:39
Speaker 16: was like, all right, let's.
1:36:40
Speaker 4: Give it a go.
1:36:41
Speaker 3: That's it?
1:36:42
Speaker 4: We take our all rights, right?
1:36:43
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:36:44
Speaker 4: Can you imagine, Greg?
1:36:45
Speaker 2: No.
1:36:45
Speaker 4: Ugh.
1:36:45
Speaker 7: Will you marry me?
1:36:47
Speaker 3: All right.
1:36:48
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
1:36:48
Speaker 8: They're too far gone to be even in therapy.
1:36:51
Speaker 3: Like, that's what did it for him.
1:36:53
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, man.
1:36:54
Speaker 3: We got the mechanics right? She said, all right.
1:36:56
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't about the mechanics.
1:36:58
Speaker 3: I mean, how don't you get that right? Did you miss?
1:37:02
Speaker 17: They both were all right with it.
1:37:04
Speaker 3: Okay. Maybe he went to work. Exactly.
1:37:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:37:07
Speaker 7: It was so nice to like have sex.
1:37:10
Speaker 17: And then afterwards we were like, great job.
1:37:12
Speaker 2: And then like, we were talking about like other things.
1:37:14
Speaker 17: Like normally it's part of life.
1:37:16
Speaker 4: Exactly.
1:37:17
Speaker 3: Because it was like, oh my God, like this can happen.
1:37:21
Speaker 7: Wait, what?
1:37:21
Speaker 4: I'm confused.
1:37:22
Speaker 3: Isn't that sad?
1:37:23
Speaker 4: Great job.
1:37:23
Speaker 3: So they had sex and then it was over.
1:37:25
Speaker 4: They kind of jumped back into like normal life, talking
1:37:28
Speaker 4: about other things like.
1:37:28
Speaker 3: All right, so what's it, we have to go to
1:37:30
Speaker 3: the grocery store or.
1:37:30
Speaker 10: Like, are you going to pick up the kids?
1:37:32
Speaker 3: And that's what they're proud of?
1:37:33
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't get it.
1:37:34
Speaker 4: I guess. Maybe that's progress for them.
1:37:36
Speaker 3: Isn't that just kind of normal?
1:37:38
Speaker 8: And isn't it weird to tell your therapist, hey, we
1:37:40
Speaker 8: just had sex before.
1:37:41
Speaker 7: No. You tell your therapist everything.
1:37:43
Speaker 5: I also stuck to the sex stuff here because- Greg,
1:37:47
Speaker 5: I saw there's a whole YouTube video from couples therapy
1:37:50
Speaker 5: about cheating.
1:37:51
Speaker 4: And I saw a couple of lesbians like, all right, sweet. Yeah.
1:37:55
Speaker 5: So there's one lesbian cheating on another one because they
1:37:58
Speaker 5: also have an open relationship.
1:38:00
Speaker 3: But then how is it cheating if it's open?
1:38:01
Speaker 4: Well, there's rules.
1:38:03
Speaker 3: There are rules. And so this is one lesbian.
1:38:07
Speaker 5: Explaining how what she did wasn't even cheating but still
1:38:10
Speaker 5: violated the rules.
1:38:12
Speaker 15: While I was out with a friend, Nadine went to
1:38:13
Speaker 15: see one of her lovers without telling me. Mm-hmm. I
1:38:16
Speaker 15: felt that a boundary was crossed because there was no
1:38:18
Speaker 15: communication about her going to see them. And this isn't
1:38:22
Speaker 15: the first time a boundary has been crossed with this
1:38:24
Speaker 15: particular person.
1:38:25
Speaker 16: My experience was a little different.
1:38:27
Speaker 10: Tell me.
1:38:28
Speaker 2: That person, they had.
1:38:29
Speaker 17: gotten their period, they weren't feeling well.
1:38:31
Speaker 3: I asked them if they wanted weed.
1:38:33
Speaker 4: It was a literal four-second interaction, like boom, boom, bye.
1:38:36
Speaker 16: Because I was so afraid of what it would create
1:38:41
Speaker 16: in the home.
1:38:41
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:38:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, I intended to cheat, but then... Yeah, she's on
1:38:45
Speaker 3: her period.
1:38:45
Speaker 5: And by the way, that's cut down from about 10
1:38:47
Speaker 5: minutes of the most boring lesbian story I've ever heard
1:38:50
Speaker 5: in my life.
1:38:50
Speaker 3: It does sound like the therapist really doesn't do anything.
1:38:54
Speaker 7: Well, the producers are probably like, let them talk.
1:38:55
Speaker 3: That's what the goal is. Tell me.
1:38:57
Speaker 4: That's that weird like, yeah, creamer.
1:39:00
Speaker 3: Tell me.
1:39:01
Speaker 8: Say it slower.
1:39:03
Speaker 5: Watching this confirmed, of course, everything I thought about therapy.
1:39:06
Speaker 5: It's just narcissists talking about themselves, talking about things like Morgan's.
1:39:09
Speaker 4: Clip that could be super easy to figure out. Like,
1:39:11
Speaker 4: when are we going to have sex? Okay, we'll figure
1:39:13
Speaker 4: it out. They run out of things to talk about.
1:39:15
Speaker 3: It's just like me, me, me, me, me, feelings, feelings, boundaries.
1:39:18
Speaker 10: So they have to pay somebody to listen.
1:39:19
Speaker 17: Well, here's a real argument, Seabass. Clip two.
1:39:21
Speaker 8: This is Marjorie and Jason, my favorite couple from the show,
1:39:24
Speaker 8: by the way. They're arguing about animals in the house.
1:39:27
Speaker 19: There's a couple of things in the house that is
1:39:28
Speaker 19: very important to me. My bed, my sleep space. Well,
1:39:33
Speaker 19: I can't have that there because the animals are on
1:39:35
Speaker 19: the bed. Dogs licking herself on my bed, put a
1:39:38
Speaker 19: big wet spot.
1:39:40
Speaker 3: So we have a split king, right? I got so
1:39:43
Speaker 3: frustrated that.
1:39:44
Speaker 19: I'm going to take my bed off and put it
1:39:48
Speaker 19: in the closet until I'm ready to sleep.
1:39:50
Speaker 17: So dramatic.
1:39:50
Speaker 10: I will deploy it again.
1:39:52
Speaker 19: To ensure that the bed is in the same condition.
1:39:56
Speaker 17: That's a good idea.
1:39:56
Speaker 3: No, it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
1:39:59
Speaker 12: I know you're a doctor and I don't want to
1:40:01
Speaker 12: disrespect you, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
1:40:03
Speaker 17: Yeah, and then they're just talking back to the therapist. Like,
1:40:05
Speaker 17: why are you even here?
1:40:06
Speaker 3: That's a good idea. Every night, take your bed, put
1:40:08
Speaker 3: it in the closet so the dogs won't sit.
1:40:10
Speaker 4: What the hell?
1:40:12
Speaker 3: Don't address the problem.
1:40:13
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
1:40:13
Speaker 3: That's how you can fix it. Greg, is there a
1:40:16
Speaker 3: way to keep animals off.
1:40:17
Speaker 4: Of our furniture? No, no.
1:40:18
Speaker 3: It's impossible.
1:40:19
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:40:20
Speaker 3: No, of course it is.
1:40:20
Speaker 4: Greg and I managed to somehow, we love our dogs.
1:40:23
Speaker 3: Lay the ground rules. They are not on the furniture. Right,
1:40:25
Speaker 3: unless it's weekend camping in the other room.
1:40:28
Speaker 4: In another room. I never feel bad for parents who say, oh,
1:40:32
Speaker 4: I had a good night's sleep because your kids are
1:40:33
Speaker 4: still allowed to sleep in the bed with you.
1:40:36
Speaker 3: Whenever they get scared and come in, they're like, nope.
1:40:38
Speaker 15: Never.
1:40:39
Speaker 3: Lay down the law.
1:40:40
Speaker 4: Oh, but they're sick. Okay, well, you go stay in
1:40:42
Speaker 4: their room and you sleep in their bed. So you
1:40:44
Speaker 4: guys didn't spend thousands of dollars and months and months.
1:40:46
Speaker 3: Of therapy to figure out these whole.
1:40:48
Speaker 4: Wow.
1:40:48
Speaker 1: Weird.
1:40:49
Speaker 17: Crazy.
1:40:50
Speaker 3: But you know what?
1:40:50
Speaker 4: I mean, with how popular all the therapy stuff is,
1:40:53
Speaker 4: I'm not surprised it's a show.
1:40:54
Speaker 3: Oh, sure. Oh, sure. There's a lot of interest. There's
1:40:57
Speaker 3: big money.
1:40:58
Speaker 4: In this kind of stuff, in conventions, there's like mental health, everything.
1:41:03
Speaker 3: It's big business.
1:41:04
Speaker 4: It's big business. It's almost as if being self-aware saves
1:41:08
Speaker 4: you a lot of money.
1:41:08
Speaker 10: Whoa.
1:41:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you can just like put down your foot,
1:41:12
Speaker 5: solve your problems, and move on to actual life, and
1:41:15
Speaker 5: not spend thousands of dollars swirling in a little spiral
1:41:18
Speaker 5: of talky, talky, talky, talky. No, just get it done
1:41:20
Speaker 5: and move on.
1:41:20
Speaker 4: I mean, there's something you said, like everybody's kind of
1:41:22
Speaker 4: interested in other people's business.
1:41:23
Speaker 1: Yep.
1:41:24
Speaker 4: You know, to be on the fly on the wall for,
1:41:27
Speaker 4: you know, couples therapy. marriage counseling or something like that
1:41:31
Speaker 4: like I could see where I could see where people
1:41:33
Speaker 4: would be interested in that oh yeah but not from
1:41:36
Speaker 4: a therapy standpoint just from like a.
1:41:38
Speaker 6: Gossipy nosy I would love to spend a day at
1:41:42
Speaker 6: divorce court and sit in the back and just hear
1:41:44
Speaker 6: all the drama I don't want to fix it I just.
1:41:47
Speaker 4: Want to hear it yeah with no skin in the
1:41:48
Speaker 4: game none you get to come and go as.
1:41:49
Speaker 18: You want I love that no paper lunch like boring
1:41:53
Speaker 18: next room Yes.
1:41:54
Speaker 14: Boring.
1:41:54
Speaker 4: Next room. Yes, this is a good one.
1:41:57
Speaker 5: But I had to dig through this show that's already
1:41:58
Speaker 5: done the digging for me, supposedly, to find the one
1:42:00
Speaker 5: guy screaming about getting to buy an Uber for his
1:42:02
Speaker 5: side piece.
1:42:03
Speaker 3: Everything else is just, oh, 15 minutes.
1:42:04
Speaker 17: And they have five seasons of this thing.
1:42:07
Speaker 3: Yeah. Who's this last one?
1:42:10
Speaker 8: We'll go to four, clip four. This is Sienna and Chris.
1:42:12
Speaker 8: Because I'm like, okay, how do they resolve things? Like,
1:42:15
Speaker 8: what's the end figuring out, right? Apparently nothing.
1:42:18
Speaker 1: All right.
1:42:19
Speaker 4: I did something horrible to you. I feel like I
1:42:22
Speaker 4: don't deserve it. But that's like your MO, babe. Wait,
1:42:27
Speaker 4: I did something. What?
1:42:28
Speaker 3: But that's your MO, babe.
1:42:30
Speaker 17: He doesn't deserve her.
1:42:31
Speaker 3: Oh, doesn't deserve her?
1:42:32
Speaker 17: He's like, I do something.
1:42:33
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought he said. I don't deserve what I'm
1:42:36
Speaker 4: getting or I don't deserve the treatment.
1:42:38
Speaker 13: No, no, no.
1:42:38
Speaker 3: I don't deserve you.
1:42:39
Speaker 17: No, he's taking the route of like, you're better than me.
1:42:41
Speaker 4: Oh, yuck.
1:42:42
Speaker 10: I did something horrible to you.
1:42:44
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't deserve.
1:42:46
Speaker 7: But that's like your MO, babe.
1:42:48
Speaker 4: Like, you need that like.
1:42:50
Speaker 2: Flogging.
1:42:51
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:42:52
Speaker 4: You know, like you need to be punished. Yeah, daddy.
1:42:55
Speaker 4: Look at me.
1:42:55
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:42:56
Speaker 19: I'm scared because I love you so much.
1:42:58
Speaker 1: Oh.
1:42:59
Speaker 15: Bark.
1:42:59
Speaker 10: And I love you so much.
1:43:02
Speaker 3: I didn't think that you should be with me because
1:43:04
Speaker 3: I think you're f * * * ing amazing.
1:43:07
Speaker 10: And I'm just some schmuck with mommy issues and a
1:43:11
Speaker 10: trust fund that ran out.
1:43:12
Speaker 13: Shh.
1:43:14
Speaker 3: Stop talking. Oh my God.
1:43:15
Speaker 13: What?
1:43:16
Speaker 4: How is that resolving? I don't want anybody to know
1:43:18
Speaker 4: that I'm broke.
1:43:18
Speaker 3: Is that the wife?
1:43:20
Speaker 17: And then she goes, shut up.
1:43:21
Speaker 10: This is a guy that has a side piece who's
1:43:23
Speaker 10: trying to get this chick to move on.
1:43:25
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
1:43:26
Speaker 3: He wants her so badly to break up with him.
1:43:28
Speaker 3: I don't deserve you. You should go be with somebody better.
1:43:30
Speaker 3: Do you think he has a side piece because he
1:43:31
Speaker 3: sounds like such a pussy?
1:43:33
Speaker 17: He sounds like AI. He has no emotion, and it's
1:43:36
Speaker 17: very strange.
1:43:37
Speaker 3: So you're a dream man? Getting.
1:43:40
Speaker 4: But, Morgan, I would think a guy like this, you
1:43:43
Speaker 4: would hate this guy. Me?
1:43:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's such a puss.
1:43:46
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, I didn't say I liked him.
1:43:47
Speaker 3: He can't hold it up and say, yeah, we should
1:43:49
Speaker 3: break up.
1:43:49
Speaker 8: It was just, like you said, one of the few
1:43:51
Speaker 8: entertaining clips of all these hours that I had to
1:43:53
Speaker 8: go through.
1:43:53
Speaker 4: All right, so the name of the show is what?
1:43:55
Speaker 17: Couples Therapy.
1:43:56
Speaker 4: It's on Amazon.
1:43:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, Amazon, Paramount +, Showtime. They've got a big YouTube
1:44:00
Speaker 3: thing if you want to watch it for free.
1:44:01
Speaker 17: It's really great.
1:44:02
Speaker 3: You saved us a lot of time not watching it.
1:44:04
Speaker 4: You're welcome, Greg.
1:44:05
Speaker 3: I thought you were totally into it for some reason.
1:44:07
Speaker 8: No, I just saw it. I got on Amazon Prime.
1:44:09
Speaker 8: It came up, and I'm like, oh, Seabass might like this.
1:44:12
Speaker 4: I pitched it. 503 texting over, funny listening to Seabass
1:44:15
Speaker 4: talk-ish about therapy, considering how badly he needs it.
1:44:18
Speaker 3: Getting. Oh, yeah.
1:44:19
Speaker 4: Well, thanks for giving me all the, whoa. Oh, there's nothing,
1:44:22
Speaker 4: no examples whatsoever. Interesting.
1:44:24
Speaker 7: Interesting.
1:44:25
Speaker 3: Interesting. Greg Gorey.
1:44:30
Speaker 15: Woody.
1:44:31
Speaker 4: I got some story from your alma mater.
1:44:33
Speaker 3: MIT? MIT. What's up at my old stomping grounds?
1:44:37
Speaker 15: Yeah.
1:44:37
Speaker 4: It's where Greg got all his formal training.
1:44:39
Speaker 6: Yes.
1:44:40
Speaker 3: If you need help with anything, let me know. This
1:44:44
Speaker 3: former MIT.
1:44:45
Speaker 4: Biology professor, his name is Dr. David Sabatini.
1:44:49
Speaker 3: I remember him.
1:44:52
Speaker 4: He just won a $ 6 million defamation verdict. Mm-hmm. After
1:44:56
Speaker 4: a jury found that this chick, this former colleague, Dr.
1:45:00
Speaker 4: Kristen Knauss.
1:45:01
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, she was bad news.
1:45:02
Speaker 4: Defamed him with misconduct claims, some sexual misconduct claims.
1:45:08
Speaker 15: Oh.
1:45:09
Speaker 4: That he says cost him his lab, his MIT position,
1:45:12
Speaker 4: and his reputation. So the article says they met in 2012.
1:45:17
Speaker 4: They began a sexual relationship, which ended the following year.
1:45:22
Speaker 4: And during the trial, David's attorney presented text messages saying,
1:45:26
Speaker 4: between her and David that showed that Kristen willingly participated
1:45:29
Speaker 4: in the relationship. They also presented evidence that showed that
1:45:35
Speaker 4: Kristen had become jealous of this other woman who David
1:45:37
Speaker 4: was interested in.
1:45:39
Speaker 3: Shocking, right?
1:45:40
Speaker 4: And then set out to have him fired. David says
1:45:43
Speaker 4: that everyone who came out and tried to defend him
1:45:45
Speaker 4: got attacked every which way. So the jury sides with him.
1:45:50
Speaker 4: He gets $ 6 million for his troubles. Now, for her part,
1:45:55
Speaker 4: after the verdict... Kristen's lawyer told the New York Times, quote,
1:45:59
Speaker 4: so dumb. The sad reality of our time is that
1:46:03
Speaker 4: society still has a difficult time believing women and appreciating
1:46:08
Speaker 4: the difficulty they encounter with men. who too often control
1:46:12
Speaker 4: their fate. Girl, there were text messages. There was a
1:46:14
Speaker 4: jury here.
1:46:15
Speaker 7: Don't do that.
1:46:18
Speaker 4: You can maybe say that going into the whole thing,
1:46:21
Speaker 4: which is why he was able to turn around and
1:46:23
Speaker 4: then say this is defamation because what you said was
1:46:25
Speaker 4: not true.
1:46:26
Speaker 8: Right.
1:46:27
Speaker 4: Do you understand how that works? And so you are
1:46:30
Speaker 4: hurting people who really are the victims in that case.
1:46:34
Speaker 7: Ruin it for everybody.
1:46:35
Speaker 4: Yes. You're not the person to cry about something like that.
1:46:38
Speaker 4: They should be crying about people like you.
1:46:40
Speaker 7: But I just want to sneak in with that crowd.
1:46:43
Speaker 7: And then maybe I'll get something.
1:46:44
Speaker 4: Well, and she's going to be paying some of the
1:46:46
Speaker 4: $ 6 million, right?
1:46:48
Speaker 3: No way. She gets to go do whatever she wants.
1:46:51
Speaker 4: I'm not sure how that works. How would that work?
1:46:53
Speaker 3: How do any of those judgments work?
1:46:56
Speaker 4: Well, he probably didn't sue her, I mean, specifically because
1:47:00
Speaker 4: there's probably nothing to get.
1:47:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it looks good.
1:47:02
Speaker 13: Right.
1:47:03
Speaker 3: Well, then who... Symbolic.
1:47:04
Speaker 4: Then who gets the... What's the defamation verdict? Like, who's the.
1:47:07
Speaker 3: Well, I mean... She's the one defending.
1:47:09
Speaker 7: Technically, she's on the hook, but you can't get blood
1:47:11
Speaker 7: from a stone.
1:47:11
Speaker 4: Right.
1:47:12
Speaker 17: Does he sue the school to begin with?
1:47:13
Speaker 3: I'm sure he sued both.
1:47:15
Speaker 4: Right.
1:47:15
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:47:15
Speaker 4: I don't know.
1:47:17
Speaker 10: I mean, again, you get sued into oblivion, and then, like,
1:47:21
Speaker 10: the guys that got sued for the Hulk Hogan sex tape, like,
1:47:25
Speaker 10: They couldn't open bank accounts. They couldn't do anything.
1:47:27
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'll mess up your life, but it doesn't mean
1:47:29
Speaker 6: the other guy's going to get any money.
1:47:30
Speaker 10: Same thing with Seabass's favorite, Cardi B. There was that
1:47:34
Speaker 10: Cardi B sued this YouTuber who was saying all this
1:47:37
Speaker 10: stuff about her.
1:47:38
Speaker 3: Like she had VD in the stuff.
1:47:39
Speaker 10: Yeah, and all this crazy amount of money that the
1:47:42
Speaker 10: YouTuber can never pay, but it puts her in such
1:47:44
Speaker 10: a position that she can't even do anything.
1:47:47
Speaker 4: See, as a vengeful person, I would think that would
1:47:50
Speaker 4: be more satisfying. When you really don't need it.
1:47:53
Speaker 3: If you sued Jeff Bezos.
1:47:55
Speaker 4: And you get a big settlement.
1:47:56
Speaker 3: No punishment. What does he care?
1:47:58
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:47:58
Speaker 3: Or even if, like, forget Jeff Bezos.
1:48:00
Speaker 7: He would know his mistake.
1:48:00
Speaker 4: You sue somebody that's got money.
1:48:03
Speaker 3: And they, you know, lose.
1:48:05
Speaker 4: And you get, let's say, every dime that you ask for.
1:48:09
Speaker 3: Right?
1:48:10
Speaker 4: Big deal. Like, they're still rich.
1:48:13
Speaker 7: Didn't hurt them.
1:48:14
Speaker 4: You win against somebody who's got $ 10. And they have
1:48:17
Speaker 4: to give you nothing. of their dollars. Like that hurts
1:48:22
Speaker 4: way more than somebody who's got money and gives up,
1:48:26
Speaker 4: you know, a million, 2 million, whatever it is. And
1:48:29
Speaker 4: they still got money.
1:48:30
Speaker 7: That's the other side of our hypothetical.
1:48:32
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:48:32
Speaker 6: Because it would be more satisfying to hurt that person
1:48:36
Speaker 6: than to get the money.
1:48:37
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's kind of along the same lines.
1:48:40
Speaker 18: In this situation with the professors, it is the girl
1:48:43
Speaker 18: who was ordered to pay him the.
1:48:45
Speaker 17: $ 6 million.
1:48:46
Speaker 3: Oh, he's screwed.
1:48:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, because, yeah, it says that against MIT, they didn't
1:48:51
Speaker 5: participate in the witch hunt at all.
1:48:53
Speaker 3: And their part of it was dismissed. So now he's screwed.
1:48:56
Speaker 3: But maybe moving forward, whatever job she has, her wages
1:48:59
Speaker 3: will be garnished?
1:49:00
Speaker 7: Probably. I don't know. I mean, I think you have
1:49:02
Speaker 7: to just keep chasing them around, don't you?
1:49:04
Speaker 17: No, because it's court-ordered, so it would be the same
1:49:06
Speaker 17: as child support or something, right?
1:49:07
Speaker 3: But you still have to chase them around.
1:49:08
Speaker 7: You have to chase them. It doesn't just come naturally.
1:49:10
Speaker 3: You just hire somebody. You hire somebody.
1:49:13
Speaker 4: It's their job just to keep chasing them down.
1:49:15
Speaker 3: Because the only way to get out of this, at
1:49:16
Speaker 3: least partially, is what O.J.
1:49:18
Speaker 5: Did, where he moved to Florida, where you can have
1:49:20
Speaker 5: a homestead exemption, meaning that they can't sue you for
1:49:22
Speaker 5: your house in Florida.
1:49:23
Speaker 1: Oh, right.
1:49:24
Speaker 5: And he had a pension, which was also exempt. So
1:49:26
Speaker 5: he couldn't go out. There's plenty of money O.J.
1:49:28
Speaker 4: Made.
1:49:29
Speaker 3: Sorry, Morgan.
1:49:30
Speaker 5: Like at trade shows, the Goldman's could come after because
1:49:32
Speaker 5: they had that 50 whatever million dollar judgment.
1:49:34
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:49:34
Speaker 3: But they couldn't take his house and they couldn't take
1:49:36
Speaker 3: his pension. And that's kind of why they had.
1:49:37
Speaker 7: To encourage the book, too, which is super sad.
1:49:39
Speaker 10: Also, that's why they just said he was the biggest
1:49:41
Speaker 10: idiot ever for moving out of Florida.
1:49:44
Speaker 4: Back to Vegas.
1:49:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:49:45
Speaker 4: Back to Vegas because he was living it up.
1:49:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:49:48
Speaker 4: By the way, there's this, let's see, a bombshell New
1:49:51
Speaker 4: York Times investigation says that Joseph Joey Ippolato, a mob-connected
1:49:56
Speaker 4: drug trafficker who escaped from a Florida prison a month
1:49:59
Speaker 4: before the murders, may have helped OJ Simpson cover up
1:50:03
Speaker 4: the 1994 killings with his brother Sam claiming Joey came
1:50:08
Speaker 4: home around midnight with blood on his hands and a
1:50:10
Speaker 4: heavy bag he had Sam dump in a construction dumpster.
1:50:16
Speaker 3: Oh, and it might have had the knife in it, right?
1:50:18
Speaker 4: Right. But a former prosecutor says that he doesn't buy
1:50:22
Speaker 4: that Joey was in on the killings and the claims
1:50:25
Speaker 4: are still unproven. But like this mob pal hid the
1:50:29
Speaker 4: knife is the claim.
1:50:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:50:31
Speaker 3: Sounds like the Tupac murder guy. He was trying to
1:50:35
Speaker 3: have maybe this guy. He's in the mob. He's like, yeah,
1:50:37
Speaker 3: I had something to do with that. I helped OJ.
1:50:38
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:50:39
Speaker 3: That was me. So you murdered a woman and her boyfriend? Right.
1:50:43
Speaker 3: Tough guy, huh?
1:50:44
Speaker 4: Cool.
1:50:44
Speaker 1: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
1:50:48
Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
1:50:49
Speaker 1: They don't care about your feelings. All right.
1:50:54
Speaker 4: Well, that's going to do it for Monday.
1:50:55
Speaker 3: Nice.
1:50:57
Speaker 4: Full show podcast. Find it by going to thewoodyshow.com or
1:51:00
Speaker 4: getting it wherever you find your favorite podcast.
1:51:03
Speaker 3: Back tomorrow, all new show.
1:51:05
Speaker 4: Anything you got for us between now and then, as
1:51:07
Speaker 4: you know, you can always leave whatever you got on
1:51:09
Speaker 4: the After Hours voicemail. That number is 877-44-WOODY. You can
1:51:13
Speaker 4: find us, follow us on social media. Look for us
1:51:15
Speaker 4: there at The Woody Show. That's right. Greg Gorey, parting
1:51:20
Speaker 4: words of wisdom, please.
1:51:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, either make good choices or entertaining ones.
1:51:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, look, if making the right decision isn't going to
1:51:29
Speaker 4: be fun and entertaining, at least if you're going to
1:51:32
Speaker 4: make a bad decision, make it really good.
1:51:33
Speaker 7: Yeah, make it memorable.
1:51:34
Speaker 3: Make it something people will remember. Something noteworthy. Remarkable in
1:51:38
Speaker 3: some ways. Yes, please. All right.
1:51:41
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Thank you so much
1:51:44
Speaker 4: for giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time
1:51:46
Speaker 4: this morning. You know we love and appreciate you for that.
1:51:49
Speaker 4: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
1:51:51
Speaker 4: back here tomorrow. Have a great day. SMD double M.
1:51:54
Speaker 4: I quit this bitch.