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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Pain with the bib of horoscopes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what your holiday red flag is
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  Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are Sagittarius. You share a birthday with Hailey Seinfeld, Alexadimi,
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  Speaker 2: Colleen Hoover, and Mooneye.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, John, what's your sign? Good morning? I'm a
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  Speaker 1: cancer okay.
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  Speaker 2: So for my cancers, your guys' is holiday red flag
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  Speaker 2: is that you cry over every single commercial sentimental ornament
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  Speaker 2: or even the temperature change you spiral if someone doesn't
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  Speaker 2: react dramatically enough to your homemade cookies too. But your
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  Speaker 2: emotional support energy does make this season feel cozy, even
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  Speaker 2: when you're melting down half the time. Oh no, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be a crawbaby, I know, but you are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just like you cancer man, I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I know. Thanks for listening. John, have a great day, brother,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely got to see. I love you all. Thanks Man,
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  Speaker 1: have a great day, Jill, Good morning. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So for my scorpios, your holiday red flag is that
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  Speaker 2: you hold grudges from Christmas back in twenty seventeen and
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  Speaker 2: you make everyone feel it. You give incredible gifts, but
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  Speaker 2: you also give off the don't talk to me unless
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  Speaker 2: you're also giving me an incredible gift, and when you
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  Speaker 2: disappear from the family party early, nobody questions it because
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  Speaker 2: your vibes they low key take up the energy in
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  Speaker 2: the room.
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  Speaker 1: That that is a thousand scorpiosis are super spicy around
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  Speaker 1: the holiday season, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: A Hi, Jill, you have a wonderful day.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you too.
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  Speaker 1: By now, how about pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, rich for pices. Your holiday red flag is that
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  Speaker 2: you romanticize December so much that no reality can match
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  Speaker 2: that Hallmark movie in your head. You cry at the party,
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  Speaker 2: then you recover instantly, and then you cry again at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the night after having too many Moscow mules.
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  Speaker 2: People forgive you because you're adorable, but you are exhausting
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  Speaker 2: during the holiday season.
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  Speaker 1: Seemed oddly pointed, Libras Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: For my libras, your holiday red flag is that you
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  Speaker 2: say I don't need anything, and then you're disappointed when
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  Speaker 2: literally everything you unwrap. You over commit to plans because
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and then you
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  Speaker 2: cancel all of them. Just just stay home and chill.
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  Speaker 2: It's charming, but in a chaotic way.
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  Speaker 1: I could probably see myself doing those things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, John Jay, your holiday red flag is that you
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  Speaker 2: micro manage the holidays like you're some annoying corporate manager.
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  Speaker 2: You judge every dish, every decoration, everyone's inefficient wrapping techniques,
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  Speaker 2: but somehow you still fix the entire event and pretend
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  Speaker 2: you hated doing it.
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  Speaker 1: How about you for Leo's us.
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  Speaker 2: Leo's our holiday red flag is giving main character energy
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  Speaker 2: at everyone else's holiday parties. We turn the gift exchange
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  Speaker 2: into a performance, and we force people to compliment our
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  Speaker 2: wrapping paper. We don't mean to steal the spotlight. It
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  Speaker 2: just naturally leaps into our arms. It's not our fault.
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  Speaker 1: All right, very good. If we did get your sign there,
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  Speaker 1: I'll post it on our website right now at Johjnrich
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  Speaker 1: dot com