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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, look at this pre season. He shocked the fool.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Say what he's shocked the food. He got a freestyle
- 0:07Speaker 1: because he hasn't seen the highlights. That's gone.
- 0:11Speaker 2: The pressure is on the big fella. Here we go pre.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Style before Rudy goes down. How did you know that,
- 0:20Speaker 1: Dominique woking, Dominique.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Lying, yeah, that's well playing number three boys O'Neil and
- 0:42Speaker 3: all look like they jible, kiddy, give me some music that.
- 0:51Speaker 1: That that No, that's my, that's my, that's my, that
- 0:54Speaker 1: is my. That that's mine. It come on, man, let
- 0:59Speaker 1: me give me that. It's not mind as mine as mine.
- 1:03Speaker 1: It's not Rugby.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Number two Jack Pool and cow Jordan the Colco's Kenny.
- 1:14Speaker 1: I need that music that come on again? Come on,
- 1:19Speaker 1: come on kidding, I'm off to music stopping. Man. This
- 1:22Speaker 1: is not Aaron Jordan. That's the new name Jordan, Oh
- 1:25Speaker 1: my god, and Jordan you Michael Jordan, and man Jordan
- 1:29Speaker 1: and Bore Jordan, oh my goodness. And number one Tobias
- 1:36Speaker 1: Harris that's not to die. Oh my bad. I was
- 1:41Speaker 1: at that game. What you call that ball? Harris and
- 1:46Speaker 1: Trey Harris, same thing? Got a Tana Harrison. It come on, Trey,
- 1:50Speaker 1: come on, it's a six po rim man. That was
- 1:55Speaker 1: this Number four Dinnis Schroeder from the State Farm to
- 2:05Speaker 1: Magic City to Mage Let me talk about how you know? Yeah,
- 2:14Speaker 1: I already been to Man City. Now, already been there.
- 2:18Speaker 1: I halready got them lift up bliming pepper wings over
- 2:21Speaker 1: the wis and listen. He ain't going for the wings,
- 2:23Speaker 1: He's going for the bread. Number three Lebron James. No way,
- 2:27Speaker 1: the King, not the Kings the twenty third season, Lebron
- 2:31Speaker 1: tid me get your eyes checked? Oh man, how do
- 2:35Speaker 1: you rd JJ Riddick's looks? Chuck j is a good
- 2:38Speaker 1: looking man. Oh my gosh, toping? What about Anthony Davis?
- 2:48Speaker 1: You what about Bronnie? It gets me daglous man. Number
- 2:52Speaker 1: two Ben Simmons on this clown show today, give me
- 2:57Speaker 1: some music in. Come on, man, come on, give me
- 3:00Speaker 1: guy's a kid who plays Come on, I'm kidding, come on,
- 3:02Speaker 1: give me man.
- 3:03Speaker 4: He can't he throw?
- 3:05Speaker 1: Come on, kiddy, you're just throwing the ball to the kiddy.
- 3:08Speaker 5: Think of the big bigger there, bigg a very damn
- 3:12Speaker 5: bigger Number one, you know, no, trusted. The scariest thing
- 3:20Speaker 5: is Halloween is the statue. How's that statue looking to
- 3:24Speaker 5: tell you what? You put that in front of your house?
- 3:25Speaker 5: Ain't no kids killing.
- 3:29Speaker 3: You?
- 3:29Speaker 1: Won't you don't want the kids in the house? Is
- 3:31Speaker 1: the way way? With an animated face? Man, look at
- 3:33Speaker 1: the look at Look at that, dude, Look at that.
- 3:35Speaker 1: That's a sign right there, look like Lawrences. Come on, man,
- 3:41Speaker 1: come on, man, that looks like the way. I'm sorry,
- 3:46Speaker 1: daddy said Number four Andre Jackson with the classic no look.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Unfortunately Ernie his teammate, had the same statute. Yeah they're struggling, shot,
- 3:57Speaker 1: they're drinking like chucking s a t chest oh Kenny
- 4:03Speaker 1: music that he would not have this, that he would
- 4:11Speaker 1: not cos Zach Collins giving us a special performance or
- 4:16Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars. Come on, you can fake, but
- 4:24Speaker 1: you can't fake that much. That wasn't That was bad faking.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Speaking of bad fake, I'm I would even killing her
- 4:36Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Star was good. Real. Number two
- 4:42Speaker 1: Greg Williams not what coach means when he says stop
- 4:45Speaker 1: the ball. Oh come on, man, that's a football player
- 4:49Speaker 1: that had a straight football man. Oh that's a little Celtic.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Get them Oh no we we oh oh man all
- 5:04Speaker 1: over the place and number one the Spurs fart smells
- 5:07Speaker 1: like Chuck. Come turn the arena, toxic. What happened? Chuck farted? No,
- 5:14Speaker 1: stop it, Chuck? What happened? Now? Come on about san Antonio? Chuck?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Come on, man. Rudy Gobert broody, doing his best to
- 5:33Speaker 1: make sure he ends up on shack to he was
- 5:36Speaker 1: bad from being here on. Oh no, he's not bad.
- 5:39Speaker 1: I thought we were bad for showing him. Rudy Gobert
- 5:43Speaker 1: O good. Oh my god, he took somebody out. R
- 6:00Speaker 1: number three Yer Williams auditioning for team. You say volleyball,
- 6:07Speaker 1: not a bunny bu sendrim Smith looking like Tony po
- 6:15Speaker 1: of course, thous out of the basing beasts.
- 6:20Speaker 2: You can dodd, you wrench, you can dodge the ball.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Number two the Spurs. No, not the whole team, Yes,
- 6:29Speaker 1: the whole team with the old a defense. Oh the ball. Man,
- 6:34Speaker 1: Holy that guy's doing a great job as popping because
- 6:44Speaker 1: Mitch Johnson, yeah, John earlier, mad you do a favor. Yes,
- 6:50Speaker 1: you read number one. I can't do it. He's my guy.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Oh man, you can't do it now. I'm not doing
- 6:59Speaker 1: that if you're not doing it, but you're doing it. Wait,
- 7:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna call many many miserable. Oh come on, I
- 7:16Speaker 1: got Number four Ben a Nick Mathern. He's got me
- 7:21Speaker 1: scratching my head at this free throw destruction. He's so
- 7:28Speaker 1: in his head. A few moments later, Number three Tray
- 7:50Speaker 1: Jennison looking like Chuck on defense ling. Watch this, Oh okay,
- 7:57Speaker 1: Chuck ha ha that not of all time, right between
- 8:11Speaker 1: the eyes. Number two Collin Sexton. He's thankful to have
- 8:20Speaker 1: his hand on straight for the holidays. Oh even get bothed.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, mad act and number one Ben
- 8:45Speaker 1: Simmons get the jelly fam. This is the turkey Fami lab.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Ben Simmons is the ski mask and gloves. God NBA
- 8:54Speaker 1: robbing the league. You shoot? Come on, man, you gonna
- 9:03Speaker 1: wipe his hand. Number four Bradley Bill get smoked on
- 9:11Speaker 1: the Zila for timp Oh oh, Biggin said, you are smile.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Throwing stuff chuck.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Number three Chris Boucher. Boucher trying thats best to make
- 9:34Speaker 1: her heads up late Bill, you see her Church Boucher,
- 9:38Speaker 1: He's fright. That was a heads up here the way
- 9:49Speaker 1: back to shiit Oh we hey. Number two Draymond Green
- 9:57Speaker 1: with a shot that came up just a little short.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Oh come on, I think he was gonna pass that. Yeah, okay,
- 10:04Speaker 1: he was, okay, definite thought about the past. Okay, now you're.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Chucking the stands of this.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Number one Kevin Port, No, not Kevin Point. Just got
- 10:20Speaker 1: a p J with a double dose some shock in
- 10:23Speaker 1: this week. Oh hey, hey, having a good year too,
- 10:34Speaker 1: flat out there, shout out to the Rockets, flat out.
- 10:38Speaker 2: But he doesn't, he doesn't play for the Rockets.
- 10:40Speaker 1: And number four gritty. I'm not going to read his
- 10:42Speaker 1: last I'm not gonna say Brady Dick. Wait on, come on, man,
- 10:54Speaker 1: I have so many opportune things to say about that,
- 10:58Speaker 1: the head of the player. I mean, shuck Brady. Yeah,
- 11:02Speaker 1: he went at the whole and crashed number three Chicks Brown.
- 11:09Speaker 1: He threw his pass away like Chuck's money on the
- 11:11Speaker 1: blackjack table tonight. Oh my gosh, you're going down tonight, Chucks,
- 11:16Speaker 1: the big night for I go to bat, but I
- 11:18Speaker 1: go to black down. Father, Mike Willbun I love you,
- 11:21Speaker 1: Mike Willbonn. Hey, oh I remember that, Artie, I remember
- 11:29Speaker 1: that too. And number two still Curry. He's on, Hey
- 11:36Speaker 1: Curry on defense. He's never been on this he's looking
- 11:39Speaker 1: like Steven and curry on defense. Oh my god, I've
- 11:45Speaker 1: never seen Steph curry On shack in the face all
- 11:49Speaker 1: these years. Okay, the champions here, the champs and number
- 12:01Speaker 1: one studio equipment. From now on, all studio equipment must
- 12:05Speaker 1: be shot. Brock, come on, shot, that's Piarello. Not be
- 12:12Speaker 1: hitting at the TV. That all right? What is wrong
- 12:15Speaker 1: with you? Man? Come on man? You just me tearing
- 12:22Speaker 1: the studio up millions of dollars just to get the
- 12:27Speaker 1: holiday edition. Number four Cam Reddish Oh not cam Man? Yes,
- 12:33Speaker 1: like is in the air, because the right team one
- 12:36Speaker 1: day Man Magic is in the team. You need one
- 12:39Speaker 1: more man, get that low dropping man, Chriss Chris Man
- 12:47Speaker 1: like I stop Man, I like Cam Reddish Man. I
- 12:52Speaker 1: wish he could get on. Number three. Brandon Pipes. Yeah
- 12:56Speaker 1: that's it, Jack skip whatever you can't escape to Luca,
- 12:59Speaker 1: lock up your lock him up, Luca, Oh yeah, lock
- 13:01Speaker 1: him up. Looka hold off his foot, Just throw it
- 13:04Speaker 1: off his foot. I never understand that play right there.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Just throw it off his foot or jump into him
- 13:08Speaker 1: and he.
- 13:10Speaker 6: Pied he Why guys, Hey kiss that?
- 13:19Speaker 1: Hey, you guys are so flakeling around here. Number two
- 13:23Speaker 1: Jordan Pool and Prayton, both of them, Richard introducing the
- 13:26Speaker 1: Peyton plummet and the Pool point. Oh yeah, come on,
- 13:31Speaker 1: and you miss and you ain't even shooting. Come on, Joan,
- 13:34Speaker 1: when your team stinks, you can't be doing stuff like
- 13:36Speaker 1: oh your pointed, yeah, because he pointed, he couldn't get
- 13:40Speaker 1: the shot off. He's trying to be random. Oh that
- 13:44Speaker 1: was a good at it. Come on, that's the real
- 13:46Speaker 1: tree shot. And number one, Rudy, go Rudy, the shock
- 13:52Speaker 1: and Hall of Famer is the gift that keeps on giving. Kidding,
- 13:55Speaker 1: cue the music, kidding. Come on, anybody can miss a
- 13:58Speaker 1: lob shot. Anybody can missed. Anybody anybody miss lobbing, anybody
- 14:07Speaker 1: can miss a layup. Poor something something three that wasn't
- 14:10Speaker 1: noting party. Come these are the same games they want.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Jeremy gret Yeah double poor Jamie Gren saying poster Jack,
- 14:25Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, come on, Jeremy, you had no
- 14:28Speaker 1: chances dunking that posterized post Why yes, no, that's not right, Yes,
- 14:36Speaker 1: no at all. Number three Trey Murphy, the third Trey
- 14:41Speaker 1: Murphy Tragic Broughton alert, tragic brought an alert, tragic alert. Wait,
- 14:48Speaker 1: he thought he would foul. He thought he would foul it.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Look at him looking around a flat tire. Look at him.
- 14:55Speaker 1: That's the worst mascot, and it hits us the civilization.
- 14:58Speaker 1: It might be that the worst thing ever. Chack, look
- 15:02Speaker 1: at it, look at it, point up like he got fouled.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Yeah by number two bright Sison. But Jah who guated
- 15:10Speaker 1: the ball graduated from the Charles Barkley School. Was falling.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he's why did you just fall? What
- 15:17Speaker 1: was he drinking? Stand up wine, I'm watching you just
- 15:26Speaker 1: but he's on a cliff. Why did you call? Number one?
- 15:33Speaker 1: Draymond Green has a new finishing move called the dra
- 15:37Speaker 1: double drop. Come here, you got you gotta find him
- 15:44Speaker 1: for that. He thought that wasn't a foul. He found
- 15:48Speaker 1: two people. No, that's the Lakers holding them. Hold, that's
- 15:52Speaker 1: the Lakers holding them. Oh my god, square games a
- 15:58Speaker 1: man more Isaiah Collia, No not Isaiah used to work
- 16:02Speaker 1: on his time management skills.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Where'd you say?
- 16:10Speaker 1: His name was Isaiah Exaiah Callier? Ye okay, you're good,
- 16:14Speaker 1: Ernie color.
- 16:17Speaker 2: I know last year, last week he had boys sense
- 16:19Speaker 2: the ball, which was good.
- 16:20Speaker 1: And you just said Olivier Oliver Oliver. I don't know
- 16:25Speaker 1: if that was an eight second count. And number three
- 16:28Speaker 1: Chris STAPs poor zingis good job. It's diving headfirst into
- 16:32Speaker 1: the new year of Shaka. Come on, the knees ain't
- 16:37Speaker 1: like they used to be. Believe me, I know that's
- 16:49Speaker 1: told you. I knew I was gonna be a dish.
- 16:51Speaker 1: Number two young, no way coolbo No. This pass from
- 16:55Speaker 1: the Greek freak belongs to the Musicum he passing to
- 16:59Speaker 1: his brother. Brother's hurt. You got a shock the jersey on.
- 17:03Speaker 1: That's funny. You see that dad a shack in jersey.
- 17:06Speaker 1: That might be funniest all time.
- 17:09Speaker 7: Hel Kuzma throws up.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Help to no one. Then I be wrong. Whoh man?
- 17:33Speaker 1: What is he doing? But looking away, he's doing it
- 17:36Speaker 1: and he had no intent on making that whoa the
- 17:50Speaker 1: number four maleague monk. The Bean team has looked more
- 17:53Speaker 1: like the mean team this year. He's having a great
- 17:57Speaker 1: year though I hit him in the head, hit his head.
- 18:03Speaker 2: They've been rolling no recently.
- 18:06Speaker 1: You know what that actually happened to me one time?
- 18:08Speaker 1: Oh stop, reards beat me on the number three change
- 18:18Speaker 1: makes history as the first forty year old here. I'm
- 18:21Speaker 1: checked in. No, not not, Oh my goodness, not the
- 18:26Speaker 1: king really shot sound effects machine going on actingly. I'm
- 18:34Speaker 1: just gonna.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Charles attacked as adult league number two.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Rudy go there, No, I can't have Sorry Rudy, but
- 18:49Speaker 1: I couldn't passive this opportunity. Oh yeah, yeah, that's shacked
- 18:52Speaker 1: the tragic Brunson alert. That's shacked it all over, tragic
- 18:56Speaker 1: brunts and alert good passive path. Who the lady in
- 19:00Speaker 1: a bad bad damn Donald Jeffrey Jefferson. That boy is
- 19:11Speaker 1: a great wirey number one. The most of Celtics could
- 19:14Speaker 1: not beat the Hawk's health defense. Can He said with me,
- 19:19Speaker 1: come on, learner, let me hear you. Oh, Chuck, let
- 19:23Speaker 1: me hear you. Man, everybody just still you Let me
- 19:25Speaker 1: hear that was tight, box man de train, I got
- 19:40Speaker 1: number before down and then you Wade gets an a
- 19:43Speaker 1: Famford and an F for freely fire.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Right, boy, what oh my gosh, oh, oh my gosh.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Number three tie Jerome, Jerome, you got the clean Distracted
- 20:12Speaker 1: inbounding is the leading cause of shackton. Come on, man,
- 20:15Speaker 1: he got the best team in basketball. And I never
- 20:17Speaker 1: met a white guy named Jerome. You know that his
- 20:20Speaker 1: last name man front or last name or last name.
- 20:27Speaker 1: See I had a belt on that. Damn. That's the
- 20:30Speaker 1: old Chuck. Y'all better come around. That's the old check. Yeah,
- 20:38Speaker 1: that's the new earle of it. Early Number two, Christaps
- 20:43Speaker 1: porzingis with the defensive effort. That just makes me sick.
- 20:51Speaker 1: That's a good business decision, mommy. Number one Kyle Kuzma,
- 21:10Speaker 1: what's worse this past for Chuck's same game parlace? Oh
- 21:15Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Well that could have been worse. Why
- 21:24Speaker 1: could have been much worse? That could have been? But
- 21:27Speaker 1: I'm afore Jaden McDaniels. When you're caught lacking your back
- 21:32Speaker 1: gets the smacking all right, off the back? Come on?
- 21:35Speaker 2: Oh bad memories for memory, bad memory.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Jemmy's I know, I know who was the Galla? Was
- 21:43Speaker 1: it NC State? Yeah? No, it was Maryland? Maryland? Who
- 21:46Speaker 1: was Gatlin? Keep galling through it on my gude. I'm
- 21:50Speaker 1: glad y'all haven't find it. Glad they didn't find that highlight.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Number three Andre Jackson Jr. Might need some insigne help
- 21:58Speaker 1: for the dun context next week. Oh my goodness. Flat tire.
- 22:03Speaker 1: It's called a flat tire, Doc. We've all had one,
- 22:08Speaker 1: but we made the layout number two, Daniel, go forward, Gafford,
- 22:27Speaker 1: go forth? Man, but what happened on this inbound? Let's
- 22:30Speaker 1: go forward? Stop it? I don't know how to read.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Oh man, we can't afford to have you make that
- 22:38Speaker 1: mistake again. What is he? What is he?
- 22:40Speaker 5: What is he?
- 22:41Speaker 1: Glow shot? Oh, that's gonna be good. And number one,
- 22:52Speaker 1: the Warriors had the most shocking game of all time.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Anty music please then that that No, no, no, that
- 23:02Speaker 1: that that that that that hit him with the remix
- 23:11Speaker 1: that that that that gold hit him with this trantis version.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Kevin Looney, come on, he really milk the taper tips
- 23:26Speaker 1: got two people contest every day. Now it's come on,
- 23:29Speaker 1: you made it. That's got a flow. Three second three people, Hey, hey, Keith,
- 23:45Speaker 1: Skeith number three. The books count the amount of bricks kidding?
- 23:51Speaker 1: There's one?
- 23:52Speaker 4: All right?
- 23:55Speaker 1: Two? All right, yeah, it's raight. This is not the
- 24:01Speaker 1: same possession, is it? Yes? It's not the same day,
- 24:05Speaker 1: Okay it is. They can't it's fun. It's seventy the
- 24:12Speaker 1: same half six. It's the famous number two. PJ. Washington Jr.
- 24:18Speaker 1: You need some study, Chucks film on defense.
- 24:22Speaker 8: O all right, oh.
- 24:26Speaker 1: What what is that today? I've never said that that
- 24:29Speaker 1: is funny. That is a program up at least defense
- 24:37Speaker 1: wins champions championship. That's not right, hey, Nicole, I love
- 24:45Speaker 1: what I got. No looking like Ben Simmons on this
- 24:49Speaker 1: wide open. This was bad. Yeah, I don't want to shoot.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I don't want to shoot. Hey, Joel got I mean
- 24:55Speaker 1: Ben Simmons got twelve points tonight and five asist. He's
- 24:58Speaker 1: well tonight, w F deep But what you say you
- 25:02Speaker 1: got twelve o'cive wk. Hey, that's beside the point. That's
- 25:06Speaker 1: a shock and the fools.
- 25:07Speaker 2: Man, I'm sorry, come on, man, that's all star.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Number four Andre Jackson Jr. Some would tell Andre the
- 25:17Speaker 1: point is to make the dog part three weeks ago.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Oh come on, come on, I'll leave Andrea Low come on.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Tough crowd is right. He got a shirt on this
- 25:26Speaker 1: this tough crowd.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, well.
- 25:29Speaker 1: He's right, kid. It's the most missed doctor ever. No no, no,
- 25:33Speaker 1: bird Birdman was good and and Daryl Armstrong Birdman and
- 25:39Speaker 1: number three kid. People will tell Kyda was shocked in
- 25:45Speaker 1: this week. Oh my gosh, come on, kid, you got
- 25:49Speaker 1: that girl girl blocking shots a file. Though I won't
- 25:52Speaker 1: give back the car that was a file why you
- 25:57Speaker 1: got it? And then the church the day the car cannutt. No, man,
- 26:05Speaker 1: he's a hustler. Oh my gosh, is he okay? And
- 26:10Speaker 1: number two Draymond Green and the words of the Big
- 26:13Speaker 1: Old can't complete the pass if it ain't the step
- 26:19Speaker 1: wasn't me Draymond underdog roll the script? My god? Can
- 26:24Speaker 1: you hit a bunker? Now? That was at the end though,
- 26:27Speaker 1: that was at the end when he was trying to
- 26:28Speaker 1: catch up. He was, Oh, we running out of town.
- 26:37Speaker 1: The spur skill ty chuck it oburn. If you ain't cheating,
- 26:41Speaker 1: you ain't trying. What was that? Come on, man, that's
- 26:48Speaker 1: a loophole? God, No, mother than loo bowl. They got disqualified.
- 26:52Speaker 1: They did deserved it. The new record number four Donovan,
- 27:04Speaker 1: No not Donovan put a glitch in time with this shot.
- 27:13Speaker 1: I think that this was traumatic. Oh would that be
- 27:18Speaker 1: sacked and the fool and that would be us pretty impressive.
- 27:26Speaker 2: It's the seasons change.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Number three. Mickey Mouse, No, not Nicky, it's the Mickey
- 27:35Speaker 1: Mouse Clubhouse. Come inside and you know, get a Mickey.
- 27:50Speaker 4: We're sped to.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Oh you mean we're supposed to do that during a
- 27:52Speaker 2: time out.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us look how you tried to play
- 27:57Speaker 1: it off. Nikki had a little temple. No, he got
- 28:00Speaker 1: a king. And I've never seen that number too, Lebron James,
- 28:05Speaker 1: not the king. Lebron called my number. I could fix
- 28:08Speaker 1: that for him. Oh, no that you can. Oh that's
- 28:12Speaker 1: an old picture there. Now, that's that's happen any days.
- 28:15Speaker 1: That meeting you? How he said, show it. He was right,
- 28:27Speaker 1: Number one, Jolan Beid. We call this defensive schemes. The
- 28:31Speaker 1: can coon clothe. Come on, man, give me a beach
- 28:39Speaker 1: close to Philly. Chuck uh, Atlantic City at Atlantic City Beach.
- 28:46Speaker 4: He said, he trapping.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Are people to know Andre Drummond as to his Hall
- 28:58Speaker 1: of Fame shot in the resume? No, what's wrong with that?
- 29:03Speaker 1: What happened? What did he do? What do you do?
- 29:09Speaker 1: And it's still a grab Donald? Oh, I used to
- 29:15Speaker 1: do that to every now and they're or jump into
- 29:18Speaker 1: the guys. Number three, the sixers in the Trailblazers doing
- 29:21Speaker 1: their best to keep the NBA ratings up. Music. Please
- 29:24Speaker 1: give he This is more than Biddy Hall I'm trying
- 29:29Speaker 1: to do. Don't down, don't wait, getting back on the
- 29:39Speaker 1: all right, listen, they get back on the Hey give
- 29:43Speaker 1: him out the chancel. You're doing the hell of a job,
- 29:45Speaker 1: brother number two. Then they call that joking. This is
- 29:51Speaker 1: Jolkics has never been on there a player over the year.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I mean, he knew he can't get out there. He
- 29:57Speaker 1: couldn't get out there. He's like, forget it, I'm not
- 30:01Speaker 1: driving all the way over there.
- 30:04Speaker 9: That's one of the best three point shooters in the game.
- 30:07Speaker 9: Uh from the Jackson Hayes. Jackson Hayes with off the easy.
- 30:18Speaker 9: Oh no, let's read Jackson Hayes again though that was
- 30:26Speaker 9: ahead of them. Watches hit watch it hit him. Those
- 30:29Speaker 9: are heads up Jackson Hayes.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Oh man, oh hey, chat and love be forth like
- 30:42Speaker 1: the oucome chuck Kinny. He forgot it was a fourth quarter.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Trey was so confused. M yeah, we need
- 30:59Speaker 1: a three. We'll take it to the dog three Torn Prince.
- 31:12Speaker 1: He took both the red and the blue pill. Oh wow,
- 31:18Speaker 1: somebody on the plugged the controller again. Ohmorpheus. Doc Griomas
- 31:32Speaker 1: does look like him to God on the Godfather Number two.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Jordan Poole, guess what, Fellers, what's that? He had a
- 31:42Speaker 1: flashback with the wife. Watch you push somebody and then
- 31:47Speaker 1: somebody charges that never mind, never mind, Oh a drain, yeah,
- 31:50Speaker 1: never mind, He's go after the biggest guy. Yeah, the
- 31:56Speaker 1: last person.
- 31:56Speaker 2: I'm trying to push his Jalen Dirty give me that.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Yep, he's playing great right now. He is double double
- 32:06Speaker 1: the sheep. The number one Jordan Goodwin was straight out
- 32:11Speaker 1: of the shack and lab this game.
- 32:15Speaker 8: Oh, this is a big moment of the game to
- 32:18Speaker 8: open oh man, ye who he played for the Lakers.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Geez, that was rhetorical, Adam l Side. I mean we
- 32:31Speaker 1: can see listen. Check needs a lot of help, a
- 32:33Speaker 1: number more. Dylan Brooks his lay up and then watched
- 32:38Speaker 1: his chuck.
- 32:44Speaker 2: Look like you're raising Dick. They've got They've got to,
- 32:53Speaker 2: don't they They've got to.
- 32:55Speaker 1: That is wet, wet the snipper me Miami beats number three. No,
- 33:04Speaker 1: not the Kings. Not the thing with the in game
- 33:07Speaker 1: collapse and had the haters feasting. Oh I saw this. Hey,
- 33:21Speaker 1: let Reggie versus the Knicks. Hey, dude, you can't wear
- 33:25Speaker 1: jersey man. Stop, you know you know what whoa whoa
- 33:34Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa with the handles peckers straight out of
- 33:37Speaker 1: the Jet Academy. Oh, come on, then there go on?
- 33:46Speaker 1: What come on, Kenny, Dad that Kenny. He went to
- 33:51Speaker 1: the Jennady, he went to Jet Academy. He would have
- 33:54Speaker 1: been even not even right. That is being right, man,
- 33:58Speaker 1: Come on, stop and Russell Wall. I love you Russell
- 34:05Speaker 1: the game Brunners and Rusty and shafton flashbacks. I love you. Run.
- 34:09Speaker 1: That was big play to a big play. This was
- 34:12Speaker 1: a bigger one. Thats a big play. This is a
- 34:14Speaker 1: bigger one. Then he fired. There wasn't no foul. Russ. Yeah,
- 34:21Speaker 1: that was tight out of the file.
- 34:22Speaker 2: I didn't think that was a Yeah, he'd like to
- 34:26Speaker 2: have both backs obviously, one.
- 34:29Speaker 1: No, three don't matter at number four, No, that's bank.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be wouldn't that be on bend? Yeah, I'm
- 34:48Speaker 1: trying to say, Oh man, God is always in the
- 34:51Speaker 1: middle or something. Clip playoff time man got out. That's
- 34:57Speaker 1: why I like my coach to fight. I like my
- 34:59Speaker 1: co it's the fight. The coach got the ball too.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Did you notice that number three Dennis shrewder Dennis is
- 35:08Speaker 1: a minutes for this flop? Wait, I got I don't
- 35:14Speaker 1: know if that was a flop. That was flop? Yeah,
- 35:16Speaker 1: that was that was a bit exaggerator. Oh no, that
- 35:20Speaker 1: man threw stop it kid, Yeah, man, you know too strong?
- 35:24Speaker 1: Oh g oh one jumping in, one jumping out. Oh
- 35:29Speaker 1: that's funny. Oh. Number two Dallas Mavericks for a team white?
- 35:35Speaker 1: Is that some of the main season one. No, they're
- 35:40Speaker 1: not trying to go to Kangaroo music man music that
- 35:45Speaker 1: ask me that that throws a lot. Number one bathroom emergency,
- 36:02Speaker 1: that was double you gotta go, you gotta go stop talking.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I catch you the crap I have to see, I said,
- 36:09Speaker 1: I said, it's got the crap origin Bill we on TV.
- 36:12Speaker 1: I know what we do. Go ahead, Hey, you take
- 36:14Speaker 1: some matches with you. I think probably one problem with
- 36:33Speaker 1: I gotta number four Miami heat. They couldn't stop to
- 36:41Speaker 1: South Beach. Sweet Kenny is going out for him, not
- 36:44Speaker 1: going out music. They're not going out for him. The
- 36:47Speaker 1: music that that that.
- 36:53Speaker 10: That that.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Come on, No, not Jimmy Butler, that was Rolly's face
- 37:03Speaker 1: that man, Give me what the salt? Some Miami number
- 37:15Speaker 1: three jobs around Jaylie. You know what I forgot that
- 37:18Speaker 1: the Shockton cameras are always watching like what is he
- 37:27Speaker 1: doing now? Going to Daniels and can't go. I know
- 37:38Speaker 1: I been a time. Number two Ben Simmons it's a bird,
- 37:42Speaker 1: it's a plane. No, it's a Ben Simmons jumper breaking
- 37:45Speaker 1: down for us. Kny used to be his money shot. Wow,
- 37:52Speaker 1: that was his money. So what do you see you man?
- 38:04Speaker 1: You know that's the shot that they want me to see. No, no,
- 38:11Speaker 1: I ain't that Wars America wearing a bunny or carrying
- 38:16Speaker 1: a man person. And that's how you underdogs with little
- 38:24Speaker 1: damn bunny on you. You go to work with number
- 38:38Speaker 1: four James Harden No not Jack clippers Man showed up
- 38:41Speaker 1: my full for us, but forgot about one thing. Chuck
- 38:44Speaker 1: game seven hardened. Are you serious? I can't even I
- 38:49Speaker 1: can't agree with you on this, James. This is not
- 38:52Speaker 1: I'm never anticipating it, James, I'm not with it. I'm
- 38:55Speaker 1: not participate. James and Kidd have got nothing to do
- 38:58Speaker 1: with this. Not your fault.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Both of you guys are laying on Yeah.
- 39:02Speaker 1: No, oh wow, man, stopped it. Man, I know I'm
- 39:07Speaker 1: not on that plane. I was not Kenny Me Kennies
- 39:15Speaker 1: were released so bad. You thought he played for the Celtics.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get back in the lab, kid, It was
- 39:21Speaker 1: the shoes.
- 39:21Speaker 10: Hold on the car.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Lowis calls on the cart Lewis. No, I'm not No, hey,
- 39:28Speaker 1: Carl Lewis, I wasn't beating. I gave look at you
- 39:34Speaker 1: come on man. Number two, Buddy Hill ended up the
- 39:43Speaker 1: hero after an early game shorts swam. How did you
- 39:47Speaker 1: show up with the road shorts?
- 39:50Speaker 2: He blamed Jimmy Butler for it. He was supposed to
- 39:52Speaker 2: be wearing the ones with the gold trim, not the blue.
- 39:56Speaker 1: I saved the day. Stupid thing you did at the
- 39:59Speaker 1: beginning you have on the right shorts. The referee is
- 40:03Speaker 1: breaking that man. No, they called it the lay a
- 40:05Speaker 1: game on the number one Chet home grin not yet,
- 40:12Speaker 1: not yet, no, not chet for got to bring the
- 40:14Speaker 1: thunder on this dunk at tempt That was a goltendant,
- 40:20Speaker 1: wasn't no go to let me sit again? No, that
- 40:22Speaker 1: was not a goldtending.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Well it wasn't offensive. It was a around the rim back.
- 40:29Speaker 1: That's funny right.
- 40:30Speaker 2: Then again the Beard played.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Number four. The Warriors are praying for steph return so
- 40:42Speaker 1: fans can watch the game. Come on, Oh my good, no,
- 40:54Speaker 1: it's not that bad it What the heck is going
- 41:04Speaker 1: on going on? Number three next had a gaze to
- 41:13Speaker 1: forget after some questionable pregame coming I said, showed that, dude,
- 41:17Speaker 1: I said, Dad, that's a good looking man. Look a man, man,
- 41:25Speaker 1: you get looking, but you can't shoot. Yeah, you know,
- 41:41Speaker 1: I love it, y'all. Number two get I can't see
- 41:46Speaker 1: it and Nuggets keep hitting nothing there. I didn't hear
- 41:49Speaker 1: the music. No, no, I can't even kidding, No, I can't.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I gotta get that. I gotta get that figure out
- 41:55Speaker 1: of my my, oh my gosh. Oh man, Chuck was
- 42:02Speaker 1: enjuring it. I don't know what this happy not paying
- 42:11Speaker 1: attention to this. We have something to do with this
- 42:13Speaker 1: joker hu and number one Mitchell Robinson free throw so bad.
- 42:17Speaker 1: It's time to rename hacker shack to smack a mitch.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I had to say that one slow.
- 42:26Speaker 6: I had to say that one slow, one game, laid down,
- 42:31Speaker 6: one game. Oh that's Jeral Wilkins.
- 42:37Speaker 1: One game. Number four Rudy Gobert with a choking I mean,
- 42:44Speaker 1: a shocking miss at the rim. Relax, that's crazy. He
- 42:49Speaker 1: squatched that.
- 42:54Speaker 10: What is that?
- 42:55Speaker 1: What's the one thing you thought you'd never say that?
- 42:59Speaker 1: God Dominator, Come on, man, get off he man, y'all. Yeah.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Number three Josh Hart, Josh shows us how to sniff
- 43:13Speaker 1: out of play on defense. Who is y'all? I hope
- 43:17Speaker 1: you got a let band, pot of fresh. Oh my gosh,
- 43:22Speaker 1: it was a movie. Been stealing with that. He was
- 43:26Speaker 1: Ki playing Mickey Green. The guys playing with no shirt
- 43:35Speaker 1: in this game was Greek number two Nikola Jokic got
- 43:39Speaker 1: caught flopping against Ernie's son a flop. That was a
- 43:44Speaker 1: flyp can I think he trucked him? Not? Come on,
- 43:50Speaker 1: come on, man, Carusso is not that strong yet. Up
- 43:52Speaker 1: joker as he is. Come on, he took him out, man,
- 43:55Speaker 1: He took him out. He took him out. He called back,
- 43:58Speaker 1: going back to South. Come and Draymond, can you do
- 44:04Speaker 1: me a favor? Read number Draymond running is running straight
- 44:11Speaker 1: into the off season. Where are you going? Can you
- 44:19Speaker 1: do me the honor? Sir? The best of the season.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Number four, laughable defensive effort from the joker. Come on,
- 44:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's some great defense right here. Hey, let's
- 44:43Speaker 1: get out there. You know that's a notation, Oh my god,
- 44:50Speaker 1: notation rotation of service. Number three PJ watching out PJ,
- 45:01Speaker 1: PJ stake for pointless jumping. Yeah, I don't understand. I've
- 45:08Speaker 1: seen that's actually Oh I love Yeah, that's right. Look
- 45:24Speaker 1: and number two. Ben Simmons Benson working on his Shockton
- 45:28Speaker 1: handles packages all season. Hey hey, go ahead Kimmy music
- 45:32Speaker 1: and hey hey hey wow, way I had a rough back.
- 45:42Speaker 1: That's not from my basketball camp. No, it's done, okay,
- 45:49Speaker 1: Hey hey, number one back through emergency. Number one Shockton
- 45:55Speaker 1: movement this season was actual at number two, right. I know.
- 46:00Speaker 2: I heard you say that on Jimmy Falling, you know TV.
- 46:06Speaker 1: When it's running down your leg.
- 46:09Speaker 10: Area, when it's running down your leg and I had
- 46:16Speaker 10: to call craig diarrhea when it's running down your leg
- 46:25Speaker 10: can craig diarrhea?
- 46:30Speaker 1: Chuck