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- Thomas: Next, NBA playoffs, man. It's a lot going on. Wemby concussion. Lakers putting 41-year-old man putting severe beats. ⁓ Malcolm: Whoo, that's the greatest. That is the greatest, fellas. And ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, not just fellas. LeBron is the couple takeaways. LeBron is the greatest to ever pick up a basketball ever in his life. boy, Kay Cunningham, he should ⁓ ship on his team to Guatemala. You got the number one seed and you still have to carry everyone on your back. I just forced shot at beating Sweatboy and team. Knicks and Hawks can really go either way, but one thing is for sure, McCall Bridges. is up there. People don't want to say it. Well, I ain't going put it up there with the Paul Zora's trade because it didn't create a dynasty, but that McCall-Bridge's trade was really, really stinky. Five first round picks and you put up... He's abysmal, like he is actually, yeah, he's awful, bro. I can't lie to you, my man put up, what did he put up last, yeah, he put up zero points last game. Zero points, one rebound to assist, ⁓ people traded five for something for you. You're awful. ⁓ Yeah, ⁓ taking Dante over, bro. I'm sorry, ThunderSons, I mean, it's crazy, bro, because. Thomas: Lenovo boys man, chemistry. you Malcolm: being real Dylan Brooks better than D book. It's just that nobody want to admit it. D book really low keeping not this whole series but Thunder finish sweep anyway. My spurs boys. Man I'm to tell you bro Dylan, Dylan and Dylan the castle the truth bro. Dylan the castle the truth. Them boys are just ⁓ dogs and I'm hey, they handle the business without when we when he come back. I'm not gonna lie bro, the Wolves are just made for the playoffs bro. The Wolves are built for the playoffs, they are built for the playoffs, built for the playoffs. They just elevate when that time come. I feel like they just all take on the same attitude that's kind of underpinned by Ant and his kind of mentality. I just love the attitude they take when it comes to playoffs. They don't care if you're the three time MVP, they don't care if you are a higher seed than them, they are coming. Fals. They're just trying smack you in mouth, Fals. But yeah, all right, let's redo. The wolves don't care what seed you are, where you're at, where you're ranked. They're just trying to come... Thomas: Good. Yeah, I I want to see I want to see Ant try to dunk on Wemby. I think that would be fire. could see him like, you know, just full court coast to coast ⁓ up on Wemby. ⁓ want to see him try it. I want to see him try it. Look like that little boozy dunk attempt we saw the other day. ⁓ Malcolm: Mm-hmm. Yeah, bruh, that's funny, bruh. That's one of the funniest pictures I've seen in my life, bro. Why is your fade that crispy, like 10 feet in the air? It's just no way. Thomas: Bro, his fade been crispy for the last 30 years. He probably get a haircut at least every two days minimum. Malcolm: It never has any growth. It's always fresh. For sure. It's unreal. mean, when that's your signature, like, you got to cut name it after you, bruh. You got to maintain it, bruh. ain't gonna lie. It's crazy work, man. But, hey, man, NBA's Unsee Brun the Goat. Thomas: Pussy fate. bar fate. ⁓ Bulls might get AJ ⁓ hopefully, if we get number one pick. ⁓ Malcolm: You're not getting any top pick bro. Like you're not getting any top five. Like you're gonna get like pick like nine bro. You're gonna get like eight or not. Thomas: ⁓ we just cleared house, fam. We got rid of all the front office. We got rid of the head coach. Malcolm: ⁓ it's a lottery, bro. That doesn't like you clearing houses not give you get you a higher pick, bro. Thomas: Bro, we haven't had a number one pick since D-Rose, bro. Malcolm: I ain't gonna lie, brother. Some organizations are just not meant to. have draft. Like you and the hornets y'all are not meant to to win in the draft. Like y'all are just... Thomas: The Hornets have been winning in the draft though. They just get like, they got Lamello, they got, what's his name? He calls himself the goat. He's out the league now because he, well, he cooked himself on the Hornets because he had like a mental breakdown or something. Malcolm: I mean bro, they were actually like the... Y'all weren't like... The times they were able to drop, they were literally the worst in the league. Y'all are like what? What's y'all see? I know y'all didn't make it. That's what I'm saying. Y'all are never like that bad to the point where it's like bro, y'all have to. I mean y'all were 12th in the Eastern Conference. The Nets were significantly worse than you. Y'all won 30 games, bro. The Pacers won 19. The Widgets won 17. The Nets won 20. Y'all aren't even the worst in the East, bro. Thomas: We always finish in the middle, like lower middle. We need a tank. The boys... The boys are puns. Malcolm: The jazz was worse than y'all. The Kings were worse than you. The Grizzlies were worse than you. The Mavericks were worse than you. The Pelicans were worse than you. Y'all are not like a... Y'all should get a top pick but y'all are not getting a top. I see y'all getting like eight or nine or ten, bro. I don't see y'all getting the top five pick, bro.