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Things you thought you'd enjoy about parenting but do not · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Well, then how about this Japanese man who has fade over two million yen
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  to look like a dog? Two million it's only about twelve thousand dollars.
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  But I don't understand how are you gonna be able to look like hair in
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  plants? Like looking like a not actual physical alterations. Although I read the
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  headline, I'm like, please tell me this guy's like getting yeah face,
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  yeah, exactly, I'm envisioning you getting like hair attached to you. Most
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  of us are naring he's harrying, That's what I'm envisioning. No, his
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  name is a Toco, and he specifically wanted to look like a Collie.
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  Beautiful, very very beautiful. So what do you have to do is order
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  this outfit from a literal movie specialist in TV costume maker. So this is
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  like next level costume. Come look, I mean you can see this photo
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  right here. You see that not an actual Collie, that's my man Toco
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  inside. Oh yeah yeah yeah. And also so you know that for he's
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  a thing. Absolutely, I've been into it for years. So this is
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  like taking furry maybe to a totally different level, because don't most furies just
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  wear onesies? You just kind of pop on like this is a full on
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  Yeah, Furies aren't fooling anybody. This guy could walk by and be like,
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  geez, that's a big callie Toco. And he's posting his videos on
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  YouTube. He's got twenty eight thousand subscribers. All he does acts like a
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  dog, gets on all fours, kind of dogs around a little bit.
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  And the last video he posted six hundred and fifty thousand views. Already,
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  somebody's got to be scratching him. Maybe I haven't made in his leg go
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  a little wild. I'm sure he'd be looking for volunteers. If you're in
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  I'm gonna pass on the scratching of Toco Toko, Toko, Toko Toco.
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  I don't know what the dog's name. I'm sure he has a specific callie
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  name, but it's probably not the weirdest thing you've seen on the internet.
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  I find myself watching a lot of weird stuff too, stuff you can't look
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  away, stuff like this where you know in your head, I'm like this
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  is stupid and weird that I'm watching this, but I can't stop. Like,
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  for example, you know, I'm afraid of snakes, Like the biggest
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  peer in the world is snakes. But when I see a video online of
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  a snake eating something like a big thing, like a person, I cannot
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  stop. You can't stop watching it, just like that more bid kind of
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  interest, just like, oh, there's one where I don't even like talking
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  about it, but this like Filipino man literally gets eaten by the bad cut
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  the snake open, there's a man in there. I can't imagine watching something
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  like that. I can only get into like true crime and everything. But
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  my kids they are all about watching like those short little videos on YouTube,
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  basically TikTok's but on YouTube. Yeah, and they'll start watching. It's amazing
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  to me the views that these people are getting for just the most ridiculous things.
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  Like they will just have a gumball machine and it's just a kid going
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  up and turning it, and then they'll sit there and watch the gumball come
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  down the machine and they'll watch it on repeat. I'm like, what is
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  this life like? How am I not making money off of ridiculous videos?
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  Oh that's all I when we're living with our nephews and watching the same stuff.
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  I'm sure you're watching. Miss Rachel. Everyone talks about like this genius
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  Miss Rachel have you seen this. Don't know anything about miss Rachel. I
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  know about Ryan the toy kid or whatever, who basically the same thing.
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  This woman who's at home, you know, just filming on her phone,
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  I'm sure, and she's just acting ridiculous. I don't know how she can
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  possibly lick herself in the face in the mirror. But she's just singing kids
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  songs and just doing silly things. And kids, they can't get enough.
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  That's like everything our kids are watching, like two d TA Jack Hurbet.
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  It's like older men just like dancing, like you're just a dad, like
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  Nick, Can we up our game here? Come on, let me get
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  costumes, Let's have some fun. Yeah, we got we out to start.
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  It seems like two year olds are the easiest audience. Maybe we start
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  targeting them with this show. This is the show? Yeah, I think
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  seven eleven. We just ditch Pike's phrase at pace and we just just play
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  baby shark gun repeat. Yeah, what we can do talk about play don't?
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  Oh yeah, that's the plan in the morning. Man. The more
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  I hear about how much people are making on only fans, it's like,
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  do I have any services I could offer it? My husband actually asked me
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  the other day. I don't remember we had a babysitter for something, and
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  he's like, gosh, we are just spending so much money. I'm like,
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  I know. I'm like, we need a side hustle. He's like,
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  have we checked into this? Only fans? Like, what what can
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  we do here? I want to discredit that people doing it, but it
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  feels like it would be like the easiest thing, you know, not me.
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  I don't. Again, I'm joking. I don't think there's anything anybody
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  would pay for. But I'm not even going with like the really crazy stuff.
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  I'm going with like the how can you make like low hanging fruit,
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  Like we're talking like the little tosies. I have long fingers. Is there
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  anybody that's into just like creepy long fingers? And I can just type on
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  the computer and you're like, oh, look at those long fingers. I
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  mean, listen, you don't have to be making what six hundred k a
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  year like this mom I'm about to tell you about, but you could probably
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  get like a few extra bucks. Yeah, I mean, oh yeah,
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  take like a hound a week to especially. People are in defeat, that's
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  what they're saying. There's a Mormon mom, Mormon so over in a Utah.
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  This woman's name is Holly Jane and she is thriving on only Fans.
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  She's a thirty nine years old, she's a mom, Holly Jane. Yeah,
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  making an estimate about six hundred k a year. That is insane to
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  me. She said, to make eight hundred bucks before lunch is nothing before
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  lunch. Sends a couple of texts, a couple pictures. And the most
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  embarrassing thing that's happened to her in her time on only Fans is that she
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  was one kicked out of her church because you know Mormon. Yeah, they
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  were having it. Was that a picture of her Lemia, take a peek
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  here. Oh she's very beautiful, very beautiful. I can understand why she's
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  making six hundred k a year. She's pretty. But well, she was
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  in banned from the church. Of course, the bishop can confronted her.
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  Then. The most humiliating thing she said she was at her kids sporting event,
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  sitting in the stands like moms do, and she has multiple phones at
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  this point, trying to keep up with all these you know, only fans
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  relationships, and she said she was trying to send a picture of herself with
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  her legs no, okay, the game at the event to another phone.
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  So she got her air drop open, and she accidentally instead of air dropping
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  into herself, apparently there's an air drop to all feature no like, to
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  all the people next to her, to literally anybody who had their phone open
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  with their air drop on, which I imagine everybody you know sitting at a
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  twelve year old yeah right, football game or whatever. And she said,
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  well, nobody has come forward and confronted her about it. She knows for
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  a fact that multiple people got this photo of her, stay did, But
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  how is nobody gonna say anything? You would think there'd be one mom.
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  There's gotta be a Karen who's like losing her mind. Meanwhile, all the
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  dads are over there like Goto the bathroom and Amanda in the morning. All
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  right, So this guy wrote in that his wife is trying to sell a
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  couch on Marketplace and it's not going well. So without further ado, Uh,
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  ladies and gentlemen, low standards, take it away with the Pikes brank
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  control you. I'll suspect a thing when hear the telephone Fikes fraend. Fuck
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  he never is listening fie fraend. You won't get arrested bikes. Frank,
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  have you ever sold anything like on Facebook, marketplace or something? No?
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  But I need to Well, no, you don't. It's so annoying.
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  It's incredibly annoying. And this woman apparently been getting a lot of annoying calls
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  about this couch, So I figure, why don't I just add to it
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  and annoy her a little more? Why wouldn't you, Pike, Why wouldn't
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  you? Hello? Hey, is this the person with the couch? Couch
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  person? Yeah? Hey? Um? Is the couch still available? Um?
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  Yeah, it's twenty five, which is a really good deal. Do
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  you have an estimate of like how many total sits the couch has on it?
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  Um? Official, I do a sitcount? Is there like a sitometer
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  on the back of it? Definitely not? Um. I was like,
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  I'm just gonna guess like a million. Okay, well that seems ridiculous.
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  Tell me about like the couch is like history, Like, have there ever
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  you know, been like any famous people sat on the couch like one of
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  the guys from Friends. Definitely not? Sorry, No, okay, had
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  there ever been any sort of like activities on the couch? I should know
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  about other than sitting. Um, like, what, well you know,
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  oh okay, you know what I mean? Yeah, maybe a couple of
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  times. Yeah. Gross. Okay, Well with that said, then would
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  you mind you me a favorite? Could you just like go down and give
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  it a big whiff and describe the smell of the couch? Um? Okay,
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  well you have to understand I'm not being twenty five dollars for a couch
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  without knowing what it smells like. First, sure, go down, get
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  that little nose of yours down there and give it a big I want to
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  hear it. I want to hear the big inhale and just describe to me
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  what comes to mind once you smell it. Go ahead, okay, it's
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  like, um, I would say, like a popcorn and penny? Then
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  I'm sorry? What would any let me ask you? Would you consider like,
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  would you consider any interesting trades for the couch? Um? I don't
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  know, Like, what do you have in mind? I'll throw this out
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  there, you throw it right back if you don't like it. But I
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  was thinking I get the couch and in return, I'll come over in mow
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  your yard in a bikini. Straight up. No cash, just a service
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  for the couch. Okay, you know what, I'm good. I don't
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  need a purve coming over just to mow my lawn and throwing the word purve
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  around. I am not coming over to bikini. This is Pike. I
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  do a morning radio show. You're on Big ninety at point seven, I'm
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  grow what you got it? You did not think somebody was legitimately asking you
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  to smell the couch you're selling. Oh my god, Like I get gotten
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  so many weird calls about this couch, people asking you to smell it,
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  or just like, well, this is definitely so weird is and I'm so
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  glad that you're not coming over. I mean I said that offers still on
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  the table, well and for twenty five bucks. I'm a little curious as
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  to what this couch looks like. We actually we heard you were having some
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  weird calls about the couch. Your husband ratted you out, and it was
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  his idea for us to mess with you. So you can give him a
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  big swat on the head when he gets home today. Oh my god,
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  he's gonna be interble. You get Amanda in the morning. Points a man.
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  You're a parent of two, right, yes for two? Yeah?
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  So you're probably following a lot of like mom social media accounts pretty much all
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  of the ones you can think of. Oh yeah, yeah, from Fargo
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  Mom to Mom's after Dark, all of them Moms after Dark. Yeah,
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  send me that link. Wit you This one, though, you've probably seen
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  it because it's gone viral on TikTok. This mom who is admitting the things
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  that she thought she would enjoy about parenting, but then when she became a
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  parent, she realized she does not enjoy. Oh. I haven't seen this,
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  but I know there's a lot of people who feel that let down.
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  I was one of them. Yeah, I can't wait to find out you
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  think about it. I want to know the things that you thought you would
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  enjoy but you don't. But here's what this lady had to say. This
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  is just a list of things I thought I would enjoy as a parent that
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  actually I do not. First family dinner do not enjoy. I thought it
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  would be a lovely bonding experience at the end of the day. Jokes on
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  me, because it isn't. It is not. Imagine inviting multiple wild mongoose
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  to your dinner table at ravenous, but they are also immediately full because they
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  do not like what has been placed on the table. That's what I don't
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  get about. You know, we're living with their nephews. But it's just
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  like the sudden decision to like, I'm not hungry anymore. It's like you
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  gotta eat your It's not even that is how you make it, because it's
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  like, I want, let's go simple, peanut butter toast, easy,
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  easy? But do you like are they putting the peanut butter on it?
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  Did you put if you cut it the wrong way? If you do,
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  like, how do you want the peanut butter toast today? And what plates?
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  And what color? And I mean it's insane. They changed their minds
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  quick. It was so funny though. My brother in law was eating you
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  know, there's like almonds to get at a gas station. They're like,
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  was sabby delicious? And he had given one to the two year old the
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  day before, didn't mind, thought it was all right. The next day
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  the kid grabbed one and ate it, and you thought he was just like
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  you just poison. Yeah, he was sobbing. It was hilarious. Also,
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  they have no bones, just fly up right out of those seats.
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  I don't know I even have seats honestly, But do you get to enjoy
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  your meal at least? No, No, you don't. You know the
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  child three people are gonna come here and be like, well, why did
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  you have children? And the answer to that is unclear unclear is uh yeah,
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  you can agree with that family dinner. Yes, it's just it's insane,
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  like how do you sit at school? Then they sit on their little
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  bottoms, but otherwise it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna decide to sit on the
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  table, put my feet up. What are you doing? Like you are
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  a wild animal? Like just sit down and let's eat and hang out and
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  have a nice conversation. Like you try to turn the TV off, no
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  electronics all this. It's like, no, they're just no truly wild animals
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  and you kind of forget to eat yourself. Oh yeah, I'm gonna say,
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  like how can you even focus on your food? Like when's the last
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  time you're eating a warm meal? Because probably by the time you get to
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  it, it's just cold. Yeah, Or they're already like throwing stuff and
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  it's like, oh they want seconds, or you're already making them another meal
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  because they didn't like that one, which I know some parents are like just
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  they're eating the one meal, well they need to eat well this one.
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  I don't know what parent thought this was going to be fun with the kid,
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  because I, as a person who doesn't have kids, I would never
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  imagine doing this. But she said, vacations, vacations. Did you know
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  that once you have children, vacations are just trips. You will be vacating
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  your sanity. You'll be vacating your sanity. Otherwise all of the normal frustrations
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  of parenting will be coming with you. In fact, that's probably the only
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  thing that gets packed, got it. Yeah, it's like a change of
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  scenery and then you need a vacation from the vacation. That's really how it
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  ends up. But they're super cheap though with kids, right, traveling with
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  kids, no big deal. I just talk to somebody he went overseas with
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  his two kids. God bless him, but he said it was like nine
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  thousand dollars just to fly. Is he doing for a living? Jeez?
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  I don't know. One of the biggest disappointments for me. I love holidays,
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  Christmas especially, and this last year, like there are four in two
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  it's gonna or three and two at the time, like this is going to
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  be the best Christmas ever? Yeah, like you think of all of the
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  things and big Santa claus age all of it, right, and Santa showed
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  up. Did he and Santa ate the cookies and the milk? And it
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  was so great and they went downstairs and open their gifts and they were like
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  not into it. Oh it gets better. Three minutes after that, it's
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  when is Santa coming? Like whenness like Santa wasn't there and like these are
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  boring, like nothing is great anymore? So is Santa coming again? No?
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  But like for real, when Santa, what are you giving us here?
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  But I mean I remember just being devastated thinking what are you kidding?
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  Mean, like this is the best Christmas ever? No, not to them,
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  Santagall step it up. Take notes, Santa if you're listening. Then
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  she finished up with this one h baking baking. Y imagine if you will,
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  Flower Factory just exploding in your house. Okay, it's such a cute
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  little like fun Instagram Ida to bake with you. Back to Christmas cookies,
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  I do like the pre made everything. Thank you to all of the people
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  who are doing the cookies, and you just have to decorate them and even
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  that it's sprinkles everywhere. God, once again, you make me want to
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  just have so many kids immediately. These are just some of those moments.
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  So you need to know about it because now you know what to expect.
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  Pike. Yeah, we're not sugarcoating in anything. And Amanda in the Morning
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  point seven, today's RANDI Big Nightia points seven. Good morning at this Pike
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  in Amanda in the morning. You remember, like an hour ago we called
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  somebody a prank, call Pike's prank somebody about they were selling a couch on
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  Facebook marketplace. Yeah, and I was telling you a man about how annoying
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  of experiences I've had selling things on Facebook marketplace. Huh. Well, we
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  got an interesting DM on our Big Nightya point seven Facebook page, and I
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  think she's on the phone. Good morning, Hey, Pike. This is
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  a person who formally bought your couch. Oh Liz. Yeah, we just
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  guys, somebody slid into our DMS and her name is Liz. Yeah,
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  gotta tell me the story. Okay, So first to set it up,
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  because I think the reason you reached out Liz is we had prank called somebody
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  with Pike's prank a little bit ago here during the show and it was about
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  selling a couch and marketplace, and you reached out saying that you actually have
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  purchased a couch from me on Facebook market press. Yes, that's accurate.
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  First of all, when approximately was this do you remember the year? Oh
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  gosh, I was trying to contact my ex husband because we this was a
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  wedding purchase for us to starter stock our new host. And if I remember
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  correctly, you were charging a little bit. It was a pretty pretty penny
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  for that wasn't free. But first of all, you did say ex husband,
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  now right, Yes, I did everything to do with the couch.
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  Did a lot of bad meds coming from that couch? Yeah, he really
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  wanted that couch. And I was like, oh man, this pet here,
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  I tell you. Well listen, so you had hair? Yeah,
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  you message saying that I told you I didn't have a pet, but you
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  found a bunch of pet hair. Yeah, you claimed. And that's why
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  you were I think why you were charging a little bit more for this used
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  couch. You said it was a pet free, pet free home. Okay,
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  when you're seeing a little bit more, how much are you talking for
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  this bad boy? Like hundred bucks? It was between three and four hundred
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  dollars section Wow, listen, the price was the price. I was up
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  to negotiate, but that's what we settled on. And here's what happened exactly.
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  And I remember this because there it was a pet free house. That
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  was not a lie. But the person I got the couch from somebody you
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  might recognize if you've ever listened to the show. Name was Jesse. Happened
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  to have a dog, and he sold me the couch and so Eddie pet
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  hair. This is like a quadrupled down, hand me down couch. How
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  much did you buy the couch? I don't know. I don't know what
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  he sold me for it. No, it probably was more than I sold
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  it for. I'll tell you that he wasn't given any deals, but I
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  promise it was a pet free house when I get When I got it,
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  were you feeling a little guilty? Is that why you were helping us carry
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  it out to our car. He's like, as you're walking down and all
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  this sudden it's like there's dog hair just dusting away from the couch. I'm
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  sorry about the couch. I really do feel bad. I was We're both
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  we're both big, really avid, big ninety eight seven listeners. So we
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  were like, oh, it's Pike's couch. This is grazy. I mean,
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  listen, I feel bad that you had to sit on that couch just
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  given the given the year that I think I've passed out on that a time
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  or two. All right, but thank you. Not a problems this morning,
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  Amanda in the Morning as Karma from Taylor Swift on Big nine EA point
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  seven, which we have just been informed for the fortieth time this week by
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  our own Integracie that that is the song that she's closing out her eras tour
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  with ye. So you've already looked at the entire set list, Well,
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  yeah, because I got it. I had to make a playlist on my
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  phone of all the songs. You don't want to be surprised at all,
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  no one's you uhould see my TikTok. I'm not going to be surprised.
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  I don't think I want to look at your TikTok. No, absolutely not.
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  But you have said that's the worst song that she has ever. It's
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  not the greatest in the world. Why what is she closing with it for?
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  Isn't that like the whole build up, Like you go and you expect
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  the last song to be the big one, Like, I don't know what
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  ever her at this point, I don't know, there's so many. Her
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  last chunk of songs is she does songs from Midnights because she breaks them up
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  into like different albums well the eras. Yeah, so then the last is
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  Midnights. But she could have ended with a different song from Midnights. I
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  think she should end with Teardrops on my guitar. Oh man, that is
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  a banger, so good though. Yeah, if you're just trying to catch
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  up with intern Gracie and her love for Taylor Swift. Last week she did
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  get her nails done. Every single nail is a different part of the era,
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  yeah, every every album, every era. Yeah really it's just a
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  color. But whatever you want. So you okay, how how much are
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  you into tickets again? What? So you bought a ticket for yourself and
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  your mom for the second night. For the first night, it's just me
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  going, so three total tickets? Yeah, total love twelve that's actually yeah,
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  yeah that's nothing because they're going right now. I'm reading on the Star
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  Tribune and they said over a thousand dollars resale, So there's no party considering
• 21:07
  you've already like listened to every song on the set list. You don't want
• 21:11
  to just sell those? No? Oh gosh, no, you know much
• 21:12
  you would profit. I don't care. Even the fact that you're going on
• 21:15
  Friday, You're like, okay, cool, you've seen it. Now on
• 21:18
  Saturday you could make You could probably make five grand for a ticket. You're
• 21:25
  right, I probably could. But but instead you're gonna be in financial ruin.
• 21:30
  I don't know how much for paying here, but I mean that's a
• 21:33
  lot of money, all right, So yeah, anything else? But what's
• 21:37
  your preparation looking like this week? Prep? Well, I have my friends
• 21:41
  coming on Thursday night because she lives in Bismarck, So sure you here Thursday.
• 21:45
  The outfit I know you just talked about. You keep telling us about
• 21:48
  these boots, you special outfit for both nights I do. I got a
• 21:52
  pair of new pair of boots this weekend, and so now I'm in the
• 21:53
  dilemma of what pair of boots I wear on night too, because I had
• 21:56
  my outfit planned. But now these boots match better for night too, I
• 22:00
  think, So now I got to figure out which ones I wear. I
• 22:03
  got night too, and you bought new makeup for this occasion, like,
• 22:07
  oh, he's gonna see it. Well, no, but I bought like
• 22:08
  a whole like good or eyeshadow palette. And now you've reached the point of
• 22:14
  having dreams about the show. Yeah, you were just saying what kind of
• 22:17
  dream bad dreams, good dreams? He last night, I had a dream
• 22:19
  that like, I forgot the whole like last half of the show. Last
• 22:23
  half. You probably will in real life. I hope not many cocktails before
• 22:29
  this. I probably won't know because I want to remember remember it as much
• 22:33
  as I can. Got it, Yeah, because what was it? Like
• 22:36
  Taylor hip knows, what is it where people like people are so excited that
• 22:40
  they forget and people forget in general, concerts are always like, you know,
• 22:44
  I'm starting to suspect this as a case with you. You like thinking
• 22:47
  about it, you like talking about it before you actually get there, and
• 22:48
  then you get there and it's like, oh, we kind of forget how
• 22:52
  it goes. Yeah. Well, speaking of cocktails, there's a specialty cocktails
• 22:56
  for the tour. One of them is called Lavender Hayes. It's like a
• 22:59
  lavender lemon. So you're gonna go and no, I might have to try
• 23:03
  it though, what I'm saying, Oh they salted the venue, Yeah,
• 23:04
  but it's probably like twenty dollars for a small little glass. And then you
• 23:10
  hit the merch table too. Oh yeah, you know I have a how
• 23:14
  much you have set aside for merch? What's the budge look like? I
• 23:18
  have about four hundred that I set aside, not just for merch though,
• 23:22
  for like my hotel and like, but yes, manly from RCH. What
• 23:26
  do you think, Amanda like one to ten where we had on the the
• 23:30
  merch. I don't think I've ever bought merch in my life. I'm still
• 23:33
  waiting for my low Standards free T shirt for being the first girl to ever
• 23:37
  go to a shell not having an ad in the morning seven. That's what
• 23:45
  you need to know. This is heartbreaking, you guys. The desperate search
• 23:49
  for the missing submarine that vanished during a mission to explore the wreckage of the
• 23:53
  Titanic continued this morning. It went missing on Sunday. So if you're not
• 23:57
  paying attention to what happened, there are five people aboard this submarine and they
• 24:03
  paid two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to be on this There's a couple of
• 24:06
  billionaires on there that went up with Jeff Bezos up into space, and this
• 24:10
  is an experience of a lifetime, and they've done it two other times.
• 24:14
  This is their third mission. There's two other ones set to happen, but
• 24:18
  right now they cannot find it. I guess on Sunday they lost contact with
• 24:22
  their research vessel. The sub has ninety six hours of oxygen supply, so
• 24:26
  right now two days left. And again there's five people on board just watching
• 24:30
  this all unfold and as sad as it is. I mean, we've been
• 24:33
  watching some of these reports and when they're asking them like how hopeful are you?
• 24:37
  I mean we have no idea. Yeah, they just had the rear
• 24:41
  admiral, which what but they were asking me and they asked him point Blake,
• 24:47
  I think Hoda did. She's like, how hope for are you that
• 24:48
  these people are gonna come back alive? And it was two minutes of saying
• 24:52
  anything but you know, anything good? Just so devastating. So our thoughts
• 24:56
  and prayers continue. But just even watching this unfold is it's just a night
• 25:00
  down in the deepest, darkest depths of the Atlantic. Gosh went a half
• 25:04
  miles down the half miles no person can go down. Obviously, no diver
• 25:08
  can. Yeah, and I think they said something along the lines of all
• 25:11
  they can do is have whatever kind of sona or whatever it is and just
• 25:15
  in hopes of hearing either like some sort of tapping or a voice of some
• 25:19
  sort. That'll be a miracle if they get them. I hope so.
• 25:25
  And we were talking about it yesterday Sunday night. Bb REXA had a concert
• 25:29
  and apparently this is a thing where people decide they want to throw their phones
• 25:32
  at celebrities while they're on stage. Pretty dumb. I think tossing it maybe
• 25:37
  onto the stage is one thing. But this twenty seven year old man threw
• 25:40
  his phone. It hit bb REXA right in the eye. She posted a
• 25:42
  photo of it yesterday. Thankfully she only had a few stitches, but Ouchard
• 25:48
  was arrested for assault. As you should be in charge with it. But
• 25:52
  I just I don't understand the process because now it feels like now you're just
• 25:57
  doing this for intention And are we going to cross this bridge now with people
• 26:00
  being complete idiots, because what star is going to want to go on stage?
• 26:03
  Now? You can't stop people from doing stuff or is there just no
• 26:06
  cell phones or anything? Well before they were throwing cell phones, they were
• 26:10
  throwing I mean people throw a full cans of beer. Yeah, kill somebody,
• 26:14
  you know, tomatoes once upon a time. Yeah. Been to the
• 26:22
  Renaissance Festival a few times, guys. Yeah, all right, Adele,
• 26:27
  speaking of you know, really captivating your audience when you're on stage, she
• 26:32
  talks about a lot of personal things, divorce and marriage and all of that.
• 26:36
  Yeah, she decided over the weekend she was going to talk about her
• 26:38
  jock itch from wearing spanks on stage. I mean, ladies, we wear
• 26:45
  spanks, but have you read jock ish itch. Look? People, that's
• 27:06
  gross. Just the fact that she has some sort of ointment that she is
• 27:11
  squirting. I'm like, okay, Adele, gross, you gotta powder like
• 27:15
  I said, you gotta powder up. You're ready ready, that's he is
• 27:19
  piping hot today. No, Amanda steals that. See. Let's see.
• 27:26
  Well, I got pretty giddy a couple of weeks ago when we found out
• 27:29
  Britney spears mom Lynn and Brittany that they're trying to mend their relationship. Lynn
• 27:33
  is one hundred percent putting an effort to make sure that they have a strong
• 27:37
  relationship. And now she is working towards mending the relationship between Brittany and her
• 27:42
  younger sister Jamie Lynn spears she is begging Brittany to please reach out and just
• 27:48
  try to make things work. I guess Britney still feels that Jamie Lynn is
• 27:52
  the one who messed up, so she's just holding out, saying she needs
• 27:55
  to reach out to me first, Kindada, come on, reach out,
• 28:00
  Jason, you know, unless she's really doing math like her X said,
• 28:04
  Britney spears, I don't believe that for a second. I really don't,
• 28:08
  not even for a whole second, not even a little bit of a second.
• 28:11
  Well, why do the kids not want anything to do with her because
• 28:12
  she's naked on the Instagram and she does have a pass and they're only,
• 28:18
  in my opinion, getting really one side of the story and the media side.
• 28:22
  They don't really know the real in my opinion. No, you're right,
• 28:27
  But that's the fun of it is. We like to you know,
• 28:30
  just yeah, I mean I like to think it's probably because of Sam.
• 28:33
  They're like, we don't like this guy. Yeah, he's just in the
• 28:37
  gym all the time. He doesn't really seem like he's That is the most
• 28:38
  annoying thing. That's all he does. I mean, yeah, you're ripped,
• 28:42
  dude, but come on now, take care of your girl. Yeah
• 28:47
  and Spotify of the head. Dude sat down for his own podcast yesterday after
• 28:52
  we found out that Prince Harran Megan Markle they signed on for like a twenty
• 28:56
  million dollar multi year deal for their podcast. Well, it came to an
• 28:59
  end after twelve episodes, so people weren't really tuning in for it like most
• 29:03
  podcasts do. Huh. You ever met somebody who was starting a podcast any
• 29:08
  of them still doing it? Who shots fired? I was getting knock on
• 29:14
  you on did you start one or one? Because I've had many failed us.
• 29:18
  But now is the time. If you ever miss anything on this show,
• 29:21
  go to Pig nine eighty seven dot com and check out our podcasting.
• 29:25
  It's amazing. Yeah, we're really thriving. So this guy is criticizing them,
• 29:30
  and he said, I have to get drunk one night and tell the
• 29:33
  story of them. Uh. And the first time that he had a conversation
• 29:37
  with Harry they had met on Zoom about the podcast idea. It's one of
• 29:41
  the best stories. Bleep them the grifters and a grifter as a person who
• 29:47
  engages in petty or small scale swindling. I gotta know more, what did
• 29:52
  Harry do, Like, how slimy was he? What was he doing with
• 29:56
  they're only doing it for money, obviously, how hard were they grifting?
• 30:00
  That's what I'm And Sarah Jessica Parker sat down for an interview because she's trying
• 30:06
  to promote the a sequel version of Sex in the City, and she was
• 30:10
  commenting about Kim Cotrell. Now, remember if you forgot about this all the
• 30:14
  way back in twenty and eighteen, there's been a lot of rumors that they
• 30:17
  were feuding, but Kim publicly called out Sarah Jessica Parker Parker, calling her
• 30:22
  cruel, saying you're not my family, you were not my friend. Well
• 30:26
  her friend her brother had to Kim's brother died, and then Sarah reached out
• 30:30
  on Instagram or whatever. It was like, oh my god, I'm so
• 30:32
  sorry for you lost. She's like, don't act like we're friends. You've
• 30:33
  never been nice to me, so don't get on public social media and try
• 30:37
  to make yourself look nice. And all of us went, what not friends?
• 30:44
  Well, she says, Sarah Jessica Parker, we have been really thoughtful
• 30:48
  about the ways and which we, you know, approached characters that hadn't been
• 30:52
  around the ways we have invited characters back, and it's been really fun and
• 30:56
  exciting and certainly nostalgic, but I think more and that it's just been a
• 31:00
  lot of joy for her. One minute, came yell, they're just dancing
• 31:04
  around it. I love it. Who was Kristin Davis? Is she the
• 31:07
  other one? Yeah, she was doing it, basically said the same thing.
• 31:10
  They've obviously got the script down as far as the pr goes. I
• 31:12
  just love that you know more about this and are getting taught about sex in
• 31:17
  the city's drama than I am. I love it. And you know how
• 31:19
  many episodes I've seen. Zero, although I do remember when I was a
• 31:22
  kid and my mom had like the VHS of one of it, and I
• 31:26
  was like, I thought it was like an adult series. Put this in
• 31:30
  your room.