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Episode #3538 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Yes, this is major Elvis Newton and I have consented
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  Speaker 1: to do a commercial for the Phil Hendry Show. This
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  Speaker 1: is called a backstage pass. Now, the people that I've
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  Speaker 1: worked with in my time are people who've dedicated themselves
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  Speaker 1: to trying to make this world a better place, a
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  Speaker 1: place that is not juvenile and filled with every kind
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  Speaker 1: of double into tendergrey, double untaundry. So when I'm told
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  Speaker 1: that I'm doing a promo for a backstage pass, and
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  Speaker 1: this man Bill Dickman's Bud, it's Bud, sir. Sorry, Bud
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  Speaker 1: Dickman turns around, smiles and points at his ass now
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  Speaker 1: that he was joking.
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  Speaker 2: Sir.
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  Speaker 1: I know he was joking, and I thought we got
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  Speaker 1: through that. We did get through it, but I want
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  Speaker 1: to mention it here on the promo. I won't stand
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  Speaker 1: for it. And mister Henry, I say, with the greatest
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  Speaker 1: of respect, if your backstage pass has anything to do
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  Speaker 1: with allowing somewhat access, no, sir, it's about my website,
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  Speaker 1: all right. That's because if you're giving access to your ass, sir,
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  Speaker 1: let me do this, sir, dare you put your.
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  Speaker 2: Hands on me? Get over there, Get over there, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: The world famous Phil Entry show backstage pass, which has
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with giving anybody access to your ass
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  Speaker 1: backstage as in you know, showbiz is available for less
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  Speaker 1: than ten dollars a month, less than seven dollars a
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  Speaker 1: month for a year subscription. And what do you get
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  Speaker 1: for all of that? You get thousands of hours of
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  Speaker 1: our radio show, archived radio show that goes back over
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  Speaker 1: twenty years, twenty five years, goes back to our days
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  Speaker 1: in Miami, our local show in Los Angeles, are syndicated
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  Speaker 1: show on Premiere Radio. And then we have our NetCast
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  Speaker 1: going back to twenty twelve twenty thirteen. This is our
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  Speaker 1: daily NetCast that we have given to given unto our
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  Speaker 1: web audience. Of course, you need a subscription for all
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  Speaker 1: of that, and it is, as I mentioned, highly affordable,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the entire family can enjoy it and
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  Speaker 1: the backstage pass. You know, I think it's not about
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  Speaker 1: access to the ass. No, I just got done saying
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  Speaker 1: it's a family thing. Well, all right, maybe some of
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  Speaker 1: this stuff is a little racy. Mom and dad listened
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  Speaker 1: to it first. We don't recommend it for anybody under eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, So it is about the ass, No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not dick the name is Oh god, the name's Elvis.
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  Speaker 1: The world Famous Phil Henry Show at Phil Henryshow dot Com,
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  Speaker 1: the greatest value online other than porn. Yes, welcome, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, the world Famous Phil Henry Show for the
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  Speaker 1: Space Coast of Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and tonight we'll have Chris Norton returning as he
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  Speaker 2: has film his very last film, according to him, glam
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  Speaker 2: the creature from Planet Knob. And also you just heard him.
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  Speaker 2: Major Elvis Newton is not here though, right, it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be a Jay Sanos. Excuse me, I don't hit
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  Speaker 2: my hands. It's Jay Sannas and we'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: Jay Sanas will also be on the show, The world
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  Speaker 1: Famous Phil Hendrie Show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So welcome folks.
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  Speaker 1: We're very happy to be with you, and we will
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  Speaker 1: have Jay returning. We had Major Elvis Newton yesterday on
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank uh Malcolm Esposito and uh.
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  Speaker 2: Who was that guy's name? It was a sidekick of
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  Speaker 2: some kind of ginny or something. Yeah, cheat cheesy. I
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  Speaker 2: heard the guy, but I've never met him. Cheesy. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know what it was. And he was like it
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  Speaker 2: was something like like pat Cheeky or chip. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know Chip.
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  Speaker 1: Well anyway, Malcolm, thank you and your sidekick Chip for
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  Speaker 1: being a part of what.
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  Speaker 4: He's at the back door. Who is Malcolm? Aspis Espasita,
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  Speaker 4: Malcolm Seposizo.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Malcolm, you every thiny throw I would driving by it.
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  Speaker 1: I just heard you say his name is chimmy or
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  Speaker 1: chit chit chee cheeky.
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  Speaker 2: I forget.
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  Speaker 1: You just pulled over to come in and tell me
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  Speaker 1: that you forgot pretty much. Yeah, but I want the
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  Speaker 1: one to let everybody know with Malcolm me thethido. I'm
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  Speaker 1: available for a Perthol for Perthol PARATHIV and I am
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  Speaker 1: reading thripped.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: You're reading scripts? Another word? You have a threepe? You
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  Speaker 2: want me to read that? Malcolm me thethido?
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  Speaker 4: All right, Malcolm, are you you're going New York for
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  Speaker 4: a play?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? That? Are they still casting at.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're not casting in Malcolm up, but you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'll let you know what.
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  Speaker 1: You come up to New York and watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Just just pop up to New York house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I'll talk to you later. Okay, yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: He just pulled over because he heard us. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: said he pulled over. He heard us, and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to set the record straight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well he didn't. Yeah he didn't. Okay, he's not
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  Speaker 4: my fault.
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  Speaker 2: Dat. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we have on the line with us from Renando Beach, California.
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  Speaker 1: First off, we have a Chris Nort who has been
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  Speaker 1: hanging on very very patiently. Chris, appreciate very much. You're
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  Speaker 1: hanging on the line with this. Oh yet your studio
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  Speaker 1: in Pasadena.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm right now. We're on at the studio. The
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  Speaker 5: rist is this studio, and we have been having some
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  Speaker 5: pretty heavy meeting.
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  Speaker 2: Can I Chris, can I ask you? You're playing that
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  Speaker 2: music in the background line.
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  Speaker 5: As I've said Benz Gray, we always have some move
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  Speaker 5: music playing at the Risks Is Studios' rom City, and
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  Speaker 5: what we're trying to do is something mood so that
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  Speaker 5: when we do when we do assess scene, listen, just
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  Speaker 5: listen to this music for a moment. Okay, you can
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  Speaker 5: hear that music, yes, of course. All right. I'm walking
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  Speaker 5: very slowly through the studio and I was just hey,
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  Speaker 5: I'm walking with my knees as close together as possible,
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  Speaker 5: and I've got kind of assess I'm doing kind of
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  Speaker 5: assess walk what we call the crawl. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 5: it's Henry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, what do you what's the point of that?
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  Speaker 5: The point? The point of it is that it's assess.
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  Speaker 5: This studio that we work in is loaded with sess
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  Speaker 5: from the point that I walk in, and the.
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  Speaker 2: Studio you're working is loaded with sex.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I said, Drnal, I'm not stutting over here,
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  Speaker 5: all right?
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  Speaker 2: So what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: You're you're walking slow with your knees together, Chris, with
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  Speaker 1: all due respect, that sounds effeminate.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, what are you?
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  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean you're walking slowly with your knees together.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just listen to this music. Yeah, I'm slinking along
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  Speaker 5: so that any female that sees me just wants to mount,
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  Speaker 5: wants to mount it and doesn't care what my name is,
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  Speaker 5: doesn't even care what my face looks like. She is.
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  Speaker 5: So I've got such a I've got the sess crawl
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  Speaker 5: that I'm doing. All she wants to do is mount
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  Speaker 5: it and may never know what my face looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Hey watch the language, Chris.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't come on here man to be mocked.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fine, but I mean she may never
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  Speaker 1: know what my Chris. You got to understand some of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff you say is really funny.
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  Speaker 5: I happen to know, mister Henry, you essentially do a
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  Speaker 5: comedy show, because that was somebody told me the other day.
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  Speaker 5: They go that you you was in the Radio Hall
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  Speaker 5: of Fame and you has also had a documentary made
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  Speaker 5: about you or something. Yeah, and they said that you're
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  Speaker 5: a comedy that you got you do the comedy, the
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  Speaker 5: comedity I do comedy. Yeah, Well, it would be really
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  Speaker 5: nice to be told this before I get booked.
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  Speaker 1: On your Hey, Chris, all you gotta do is flip
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  Speaker 1: on our podcast and you can hear what.
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  Speaker 2: We do.
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  Speaker 5: You Yeah, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So let's get back to the not always I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you about your movie. Let's get back to
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  Speaker 1: what's going on with the Land Creature from Planet Up.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, we had rock Padalia. We had to basically
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  Speaker 5: shut down production on Gland from creature, the creature. It's
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  Speaker 5: the movie is called Glan from the creature from the
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  Speaker 5: Planet Knob.
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  Speaker 1: Gland from the creature. You mean Gland, the creature from
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  Speaker 1: Planet Knob.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's called Glann from the creature from the PLANETNOP.
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  Speaker 5: So Glenn's father was Glenn, okay, and he.
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  Speaker 2: Named his song land Are these monsters?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're monsters. They their horror, They're horrifying monster. So anyway,
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  Speaker 5: what happens is is that Glenn Rock Meadelia. We use
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  Speaker 5: his missus Grayham have to be graphic.
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  Speaker 2: Here, go ahead. I understand what you do. I just don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like the the humor around it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying that, uh, Rock Padelia is his The
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  Speaker 5: head of his penis was used as the as the
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  Speaker 5: face of Glenn from the creature from the planet Black
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  Speaker 5: of the planet Knob.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now hold on for a minute, man, Glenn
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  Speaker 1: is the son of Glenn, and he's the creature from
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  Speaker 1: the planet.
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  Speaker 5: Nb God mysterie Glenn is instead of Glenn.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, Chris, I'm asking a question.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, Yes, Glenn is the son of Glenn. Who
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  Speaker 5: is the creature from the Planetknob.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe if you call it just Glenn from the
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  Speaker 1: creature from the planet it would be SSS.
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  Speaker 5: What did he say?
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  Speaker 1: Man, I think you've maken a good point. If first
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  Speaker 1: of all, you start out with a title to a
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  Speaker 1: movie that makes it work.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, mister Henry, I'm not going back. I'm not relitigating.
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  Speaker 5: That's the word that my father uses a lot. Relitigate,
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  Speaker 5: you know, means yes, I do. Okay, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 5: relitigate the title of the movie. I'm not even gonna
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna shoot the movie again. We shot the movie.
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  Speaker 5: It's shucked ass.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take it easy, son, take it easy.
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  Speaker 5: We shot the movie and it suck.
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  Speaker 4: Dad, Chris, there's gonna be other movies to do.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, there's not. I'm going to russy Pelican tonight.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna order me a very tall tropical. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: order the tall tropical like Caviamorgan Coke. Okay, it ted, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it's not called it ted. It's a rusty Pelican.
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  Speaker 5: It's the guy I call it the Chris.
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  Speaker 4: Want to get right down to it, Okay, and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have it. I'm gonna simp at it. I'll
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  Speaker 5: be roped off, and I'm gonna let a few women
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  Speaker 5: pad you know, inside the rope tonight, man, because I
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  Speaker 5: got a game.
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  Speaker 2: Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Look, man, there's gonna be other movies to make. You've
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  Speaker 1: been doing this now for about ten years. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you giving up now?
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  Speaker 5: Because it was it was a disaster. It was a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: You said you used this man Rock Padelia. Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: you used his penis as the face of the monster.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because the monster's name is Glenn.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you didn't get that.
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  Speaker 5: Huh No, sorry, Yeah, the monster, the monster is Glenn.
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  Speaker 5: But there's all it's the son of the monster.
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  Speaker 2: Glenn is Glenn a monster.
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  Speaker 5: Glenn's not really a monster. Glenn is a Glenn's not
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  Speaker 5: really a monster. Glenn is a doctor. He's a human doctor,
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  Speaker 5: and he gave birth to this kid. It's just a
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  Speaker 5: head of a penis.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I don't I don't want to hear any
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  Speaker 4: more about it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Oh god, damn man, I'm I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 5: The movie we thought was very asperamental. Be about the
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  Speaker 5: movie was very you know it was it was a
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  Speaker 5: esperimental and we thought it was unique and and it
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  Speaker 5: would go somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: You got you got the monster.
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  Speaker 1: There's a human named Glenn, and he gave birth or
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  Speaker 1: his wife gave birth, I assume.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think was.
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  Speaker 2: His wife a monster? Who Glenn's No, she's human, and
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  Speaker 2: so the baby hould on.
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  Speaker 1: I feel I got it. So the baby's born, it's
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  Speaker 1: just a head of a penis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's why it's called Glenn from the creature,
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  Speaker 5: which is Lynn from.
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  Speaker 1: Planet nob is Glenn the human father from planet Knob.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's from Earth.
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  Speaker 2: What's the point? What is the point?
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  Speaker 5: General?
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  Speaker 4: What's the point?
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  Speaker 2: What is the point?
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  Speaker 4: God damn it? Get some water, general, General, I.
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  Speaker 5: Can't answer questions from a guy who's going, what's the point?
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  Speaker 5: I can't do that? Okay, right?
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  Speaker 4: What easy?
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  Speaker 1: I echo what the general is saying. What is the
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  Speaker 1: point of making this movie? What's the point of the
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  Speaker 1: title of the movie.
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  Speaker 5: We thought because we thought it would be cool if
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  Speaker 5: the Glenn spot his dad was named Glenn.
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  Speaker 4: That's the whole reason that you Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's it's all. It's over now, man. We've
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  Speaker 5: shut down production on this thing. We shut this piece
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  Speaker 5: of UNI down. Okay, shut it down, Hold on for minmister,
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  Speaker 5: Hey Joey, we're shutting it down. I said, we're shutting
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  Speaker 5: it down. Get out of here, all you guys, man,
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  Speaker 5: all you guys, the lights, all you guys out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Are there really people there?
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  Speaker 5: No? I just want to know what it feels.
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  Speaker 4: Like to have a big crew.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, big crew.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you gotta call your penis the big crew.
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  Speaker 1: Yeh what all right, Bud? Thank you so, Chris. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry to hear that you're shutting down production. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was already done.
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  Speaker 5: It was shot, but it sucked ass. We didn't get
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  Speaker 5: one order for it, so we reshot it and Glenn
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  Speaker 5: and that's when we edit in Glenn. And I mean, let.
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  Speaker 2: Me get Glenn's Glenn's father's name, Glenn. Is his mother
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  Speaker 2: named Glenda?
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  Speaker 5: Nor name's Bettina?
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  Speaker 4: Bettina?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, U Chris, all we do wish
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  Speaker 1: you well. We know that Throp City is still open.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Throp City is still open. We're still reise scripts
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  Speaker 5: and we will be raised scripts for the rest of
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  Speaker 5: the summer. Uh. And we are looking to make one
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  Speaker 5: more uh why just by the way, whoever sent the
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  Speaker 5: script that was? I think the guy who sent the
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  Speaker 5: script in Steamboat Johnson just sent a script.
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  Speaker 4: Ins a guy's name, Steamboat Johnson.
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  Speaker 5: I know him. He sent a script. It's called an
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  Speaker 5: Attack of the Flaccid Penis. What is that about?
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  Speaker 4: What is it about?
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  Speaker 5: I guess it's they said about a bunch of flaccid
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  Speaker 5: penises attacking as a ball town. And as they attack
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  Speaker 5: all the guys in town, they can't get it up.
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  Speaker 4: And so what do the women do.
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  Speaker 5: The women all get with the national Guard that's called
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  Speaker 5: in to attack them.
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  Speaker 2: The women get with the national guard that is called
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  Speaker 2: in to do battle with the flaccid penises. Yeah, okay, well.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's an interesting script, but it's gonna take a
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  Speaker 5: We gotta have budget to it, man, because gotta have
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  Speaker 5: a lot of people from a national guard and such as.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, Chris, as far as I'm concerned, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're one of the great uh uh Missouri.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever actually watched one of my movies?
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched a little bit of a Mexican cannibal
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  Speaker 1: zombie holiday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. What do you think it was good?
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  Speaker 1: I mean the special effects weren't all that great. I
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  Speaker 1: mean you were using like rubber hands and stuff. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you didn't really shoot in Mexico either.
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  Speaker 5: We tried to get the crew down to stop uh,
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  Speaker 5: and we was not successful.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, I mean I thought it was good.
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  Speaker 1: It was it was you've had like fake eyeballs flying
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  Speaker 1: around and the Ghules themselves.
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  Speaker 4: But the sex scenes were pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, these are ghouls. For the first time in the
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  Speaker 5: history of adult movie, the Ghules are having sets of
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  Speaker 5: each other. Yeah, so what what do you mean? So what?
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  Speaker 1: Well, so the ghules are having was I mean, who's
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  Speaker 1: gonna run? I brought a couple of zombies. Did the
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  Speaker 1: penises fall off? There was a scene when one of
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  Speaker 1: the penises fell off yet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what hey, Dickman feth.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I thought that was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so well, yeah, Dickman just squatted over it and went, no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't manage, just said the player with the penis
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  Speaker 1: flies up and not that good. Whatever, man, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to leave you. I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: leave in here bummed out Chris. Okay, So for your trouble,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to give you Phil Henry Shotglass.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Sirendery, thank you. But I got about sixty of them.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well we're giving you another one.
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  Speaker 5: Oh thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Man out Chris Norton from well what are you laughing
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  Speaker 1: at him?
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  Speaker 6: For?
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  Speaker 2: Phil?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Chris is he's a great guy. He means well, he
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: wants to do well, I don't know. Yeah, but the kid,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: you know, Gland from the Planet Knob, and because the
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: movie stiffs, he rewrites it and changes the name to
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Glan from the from the creature from the Planet Knob.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: How does that improve it? That's the whole thing. I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: don't think he has a I think he is so
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: intent on really giving it plot and the story he
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: forgets it to porn movie.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: So just concentrate on the sex. Of course, God Bill,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: you just went to Gorse Okay.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: So I did.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: So the point remains he should concentrate on just making
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: the good, hot, freaking porn movie and forget about all
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: this boullshit having to do with Glan from Glenn.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: World Famous Phil Henry Show will be right back. We
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: do have Jay Sanders of the Citizens Uxury Police in
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: in the outer office here is and we're very happy
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: to have them here. On the space coast is Major
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Elvis Newton, and I guess guys are down here talking
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: to the Florida Gator Brigade.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so not like.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Dad, I'll be talking to my equal commander, Leon Pelby.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Leon Pelby, Huh, that's right, mister Henry, Why are you
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: bug eyeing me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: We'll be right back. World Famous Phil Henry.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Show as Bud Dickman. Everybody for the World Famous Phil
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Henry Show. Bastage past.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I've had a bas stage pass from the time that
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I started working for mister Henry, ohso very many years ago.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: And I really don't need it because it's free for
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: me because mister Henry gave me a free one. But
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: for instance, I was paying for it. It would have
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: been like a lot of years i've had it, and
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: over the years i've had it, it's just it's just
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I can go to the website listen to old shows,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: laugh and have so very much fun doing it. And
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: also not just the radio shows, but I can go
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: listen to the podcasts, and I can also listen to
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: the different short form podcast like Bobby Dooley, Elcotta, Next
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Step and also the Milwaukee Lions. But the podcast, the
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: bigger podcast, The Daily is also one you can listen to.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: And I've talked to a lot of people who have
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: backstage passes. They say it's it's made them feel better,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: they smile, they laugh, It's probably saved a few lives.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: So all I know, the.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: World famous Phil Henry Show. Maybe it's saved yours kind
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: of backstage past today at Phil henryshow dot com. It's
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: the greatest value online other than porn. You tell them
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: tell him Ben Dick. I mean, I've been Bob Dickman,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: God Dan, Bud, tell them tell him Bud Dickman sent you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Good one, Jay Central, all the citizens of Senaray Police.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: Today in studio with Phil Henry on the Florida Spas
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: coast along with Major Hilvers. Jay, Welcome to Florida and
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: good to see it. Thanks thout, Phil. And we had
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Major Elvis Newton here last night. Major Newton, how are you?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I'm fine?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Are you okay? Yes?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I am okay. I it was very weird last night.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I was man handled by this guy. Uh, Malcolm Esposito
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: is he here?
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Mostly he's not.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I was manhandled.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, just if I could.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Major Newton, Uh, Major Alis Newton is the leader of
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: assistants Algeri Police. He got man handled. You know what
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: do you mean manhandled? I was grabbed and forcibly told
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: to sit down. They said I was running on my
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: They said I was running my guts and one of them,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: came up to me and did the thing with the
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: hands going blah blah blah blah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Blah, and who did that?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: This? This is Posito punk you get him on the phone, okay,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: right way, I can assure you general excuse me.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: My name is in general. God damn, sorry, sir?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Uh what specifically one of the things that he did?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: That he did and I got into bad. I got
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: a kind of bad.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Scene with the Major Newton earliest morning and I got nothing.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Miss Pasido on the phone.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, just hold on for this minit if you wouldn't mind, Jay, Yeah, okay,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: she said, God damn, I'm sorry, gentlemen, I just have
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to take this call. And Malcolm Espasiito on the line
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: with this. Okay, Malcolm, did you put your hands on
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Major Newton?
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I did not. Yes, I've had to put my hands
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: on Major Newton last night. But because he was out
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: of control.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: I was not out of control.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, he was, Miter Henry. He was talking about get
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: some cocktail sauce in the funky joint?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: What what are you talking about?
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Who is that?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: It's Bud, It's me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Well, who cares about you? I'm talking about her? Henry.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but and you told me, did you just you
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: put your hands on it because he's talking too much.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I put my hands on him because he.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Put his hands on me while I was asking about
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: the cocktail sauce.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: That's right, what happened with mister Henry. We ordered up
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: some oysters we got at the raw bar next door. Okay, okay,
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: and we got about a dozen oy thurs and Major
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Newton got a dozen ouy thirst and he goes. He
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: goes and we had crackers and we had melow butter
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: two and then he goes where the cocktail sauce. I said,
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: we don't have no cocktail toss. He said, don't you
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: have no fish sawts? And we said no. He said,
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: get some. He said, get some cocktail SATs in this
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: funky joint. And he got up and he moved. The
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: oysters almost filled him all over the floor.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Sir, did you do that?
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I was asking him.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I said, specifically, get some cocktail sauce up in this
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: funky joint.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, And yes, I was quoting the movie do the
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: right thing? All right? Well, sir, if we don't have it,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: we don't have it. That's right, Miss Terry. But he's
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: talking Malcolm Aspasida was talking like some kind of punk.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: What did you say to him?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I said, sit your tired ass down before you fall
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: down and fall apart on floor.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: You want to see Miss Stanning. Okay, you're a little
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: rude to him.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's a little rude. I told the old man,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: sit your tired ass down. We don't have no cocktail thoughts.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: And he's don't get it up in this funky joint.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: And I said, the only thing's going to get up
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: with this funky joint. I'm gonna send your ass right
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: through that window.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Are you threatened him?
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I did. Yes, he most certainly did.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And had they not been holding me down, I would
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: have taken that s pasiito, that lisping slob, and I would.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Have shoved his head.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Joh okay, sir, okay, thank you.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Malcolm with henery, you got to well.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: You're going to discipline that man. I will speak to him, sir.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: He should not put his hands on you. By the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: same token, sir, he was trying to get the show
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: going and you're hanging over him.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Mister, any can I say something?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, you don't need to speak for me. Hold on
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Major Newton first, of all. Major Newton said they had
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: a dozen oysters okay, and they got him lightly steamed
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: here from bucket tim right next door. That the raw
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the raw bar, and they've served raw oysters here for
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: it's a Florida thing. Go ahead, yes, So anyway at
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Major Newton, he loves raw i sters as you do. Yes,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And he said, uh, get some cocktail sauce up in
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: this funky joint now.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: And he did not.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And that who did not? This guy here, this guy,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: malcolmis Posito, Malcolm Mesito. That's when General, that's when Major
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Newton kind of went, you know, he said, well, wait
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a minute. You know you were you were here, you
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: saw it, Yeah, you did kind of you. You leaned
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: over him threateningly, and he said, get it up in
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: this funky joint. But you were putting You were pointing
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: to your I was pointing, Yes, I was pointing to
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: my ass. You had the same problem they're talking of
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: at the backstage past, mister Henry. I said, get some
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: cocktail sauce up in this funky joint. I was pointing
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: to my ass to make the point. Oh my god,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that's emphasim if I've ever heard it. Look, okay, I've
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: heard everybody.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I'm done with this. Okay, we're all done.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Major Newton. On to wait a second, No woman talked.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to you that way. Now sit down before
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: you fall down.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, God, it's okay.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Major Newton.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I got it. Jay.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You haven't got anything. You haven't got a firm grip
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: on your own wiener. And I say that with the
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: greatest of love. Uh.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: What is this this guy? Henry right? That's right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: He just sits around all day long going all right,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Major Newton, Sir, we have you here because you had
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: these complaints about your treatment on the Malcolm Espasito Show
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: last night. Has this been as Pasiito, a regular host
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: of yours? He was filling in for me. Yeah, he
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: was filling in. I just want to say something, Okay,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say this to you, Major Newton.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I have great respect for you, Sir. I think there
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: are times, sir, watch it, Jay watch it. No a me, sir,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I have served you very few fully love these many years.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You know what happened Saturday night last week?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: You called me sergeant.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You called me Sergeant Newton.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, ballogna.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Can I have some tea.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Are you Ballogna?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet your ma'am. I'm Phil Henry. You have
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: a very beautiful wife. Yes, I know, Yes, I know
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: she's beautiful. And I'll have no man dishonor her or
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: speak ill of her. Yeah, every time I look at
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: her kind of hard to breathe, isn't it? Yes, thank you, dear,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Ma'm Missus Newton.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I call her Balloonya. You may call her Balloonya. She
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't go by Missus Newton. She is Balloonya, the mother
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: of the Newton.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, look at this guy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, well you know Major Niaton.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Now let's get back to you calling me sergeant.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I called him here, Okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I called Major Els Newton, who has been the founder
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: of our organization, sisens alixiarry police for low these many years.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And last Saturday night I called him Sergeant Newton. I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: had been watching the TV show Rin Tin Tin.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: God, that's an old one. Where did you see that?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It was in reruns on some TV show? And you
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: know the shil Phil You know the show maschineary I do.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Rin Tin Tin was big when I was a kid,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and it was about a sergeant Preston. Wait a minute,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: was that, Sergeant Preston of the Yukon. That's right, it
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: was what was written, Tin Tin Rin Tin Tin, Rin
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Tin Tin was the sound I was making as I
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: was opening that can of as I was opening the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: can of sardines, I was going, rin Tin Tin.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Rin Tin Tin Tiny tin tin. You don't remember, no,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Anyway, there was a show called rin Tin Tin. It
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: was about a dog who was a dog for this
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: cavalry group.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: And that's a different show. Sergeant Preston of the Yukon.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Was the show you were watching? That's right, that's right, Well,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: we were seeing a rin Tin Tin. We did watch
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Rin Tin Tin briefly. Yeah, that was I wanted to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: see Lassie but you know, yeah, that was well last season.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see a dog show. God, I wanted
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to see a dog show so bad.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: What are you guys staring at nothing?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Sir?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So anyway, I was watching Sergeant Press to the Yukon.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: It impressed upon me and missus Well, Bologna, you were there,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you saw. I turned to Major Newton and I said, hey,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Sergeant Newton passed me the cheese its you know, passed
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: me as long as you're sitting there doing nothing, passed
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: me the cheese its. And and that was the kind
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: of disrespectful tone he took. That's why I hit you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in the nose.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I got hitting the nose by Major Balloonna. You did
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: witness that, But Balloona backs up her husband.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's right, Balloonna knows I did.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You say to me, hey, Sergeant Newton, passed me the
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: cheese its. As long as you're not doing anything? Oh man,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: oh get o, sergeant, I mean major you you would
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: call me Sergeant Newton. Hey, listen, Major Elvis Newton, Sir,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: we're not in the citizens auxury Police. Okay, okay, yeah,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: so sir, I'll do it phil. People make mistakes. You
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: guys are sitting around watching television. Now what are you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: guys gonna do? What do you what were some of
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: programs and some of the things you guys are doing
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: out there in the world, as you call yourselves the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: auditors of police. We want to hear about that. That's fine,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you can hear about it. But no one calls me
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: sergeant Newton. It makes me sound like I'm some kind
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: of a jag off. Now, sir, you or not okay,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: can we hear about Well, this summer we're doing operation
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: we told you already, we tell you in Stare we're
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: doing an Operation Thong, and we're also doing operation full Nude.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: This is when you're stopping people on the beach.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: They're laying on a beach, laying there in a thong,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: and that's.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: When we tell them you are now officially nude. We
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: write them up for nudes, We write them up for Wait,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: we call Citizens Auxiliary Police where they're being written up
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: for full nude, and then they're supposed to take that
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: over a police officer get written up.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Now, what makes you think they're gonna do that? Why
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: would anyone go over to a police officer and say, oh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: here's a citation given me by the Citizens Auxiliary Police.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: They probably never heard of you, believe me. Let me
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: tell you why.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: As Santa Mauca Beach, they know exactly who we are.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Sam Manka Pedie all very well aware of us. Yeah yeah,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: but still I'm gonna take it over and say, hey,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: see those guys in the pithment they said to give
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: this to you.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well a couple of people have done it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Have they come back with tickets? I don't know.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I found out from a guy Berger who's a Sam Mark,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: a police officer. You get a couple of people come
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: over him and say we got we got tickets for
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: full nude or were supposed to get citation from you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: What did he say?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: He said, no, he's not gonna give him a but.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: You know that's okay.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: We'll deal with We deal with these things one a time.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Sata Mountikipedia.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: One doesn't want to play ball. We'll see you soon.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: That's right, we'll see you soon. My friends. You don't
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: know who you're fing with when you f with the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: citizens auxiliary police. Yeah, thank you, all right, and then
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you also, excuse me, hey stopping We sorry.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: You also have operation operation thong.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: That is correct.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Operation thong is an extension of Operation full Nude.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: If you have a thong on, you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Are almost nude. You're almost fine, and you might as
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: well be nude. So we do cite you basically for
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you might as well be nude.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: That's what we call it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: We like to just speak the English language as citizens
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: as every police.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Now. I know you guys, we've had problems last year
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: with people taking off your pith helmets and frisbeeing them
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: into the ocean.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this until I heard it
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: on the rebroadcast of your program, mister Henry, and I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: can assure you anyone that takes my helmet off, my
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: pith helmet and tries to frisbee into the ocean, you'll
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: see the arm attached to the hat flying into the
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: ocean too.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Ye, that's no lie either.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: You wait a minute, say that again.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You want me to say it again. You're saying that
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: you'll rip the guy's arm off as it's still holding
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the helmet. That's right, and it'll go flying into the ocean. Yes,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So if you want to see your arm and my
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: pith helmet together flying into the Pacific Ocean, you go
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: right ahead and try to take my pith helmet off
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: of my head.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Oh bo I live.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I would love that so much.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You go right ahead and try to take my pith
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: helmet off of my head.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Back off the microphone, sir, Oh.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh god, Dad, Yeah, you might want to take
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: some mouth.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Wash or something.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: No one tells me that I've got bad breath.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: You don't.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do that, don't do that with majoring it and
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: only balloon is allowed.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not right, Ballona. Only Balloonya.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: My wife is allowed to tell me that I've got
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: bad breath?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: What do you think, honey? All right, well where are
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: you going? I'm leaving.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I got out of the car and get some tic
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: tax or something. Jay, Well that was just we want
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to just come back and say thank you very much
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: for having us on.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: But we was we was.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Disrespected by Malcolm es Mesido. Major Newton is not sergeant,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: he's Major Newton. Malcolm as obsiedy didn't call him that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: He called him major, but I called him Sergeant Newton.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And that's a mistake. And also he got manhandled toll
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to sit down when he's talking too much. Well, that's
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: going to happen on our program, especially when you're you know,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you're leaning over a guy.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, Major, you can go look for
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: your tic tats. I don't want to be talked about
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: behind my back. Because I've got bad breath doesn't mean
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'm treated like I'm some kind.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Of a bug. Take it easy, sir, h Balloonya, nice
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: to meet you, Major Newton.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming in. Is that it? That's it?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to sing the lyrics to the song
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: that Balloonna had phoned for us. Oh, you mean the
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: citizens on z Every Police. Didn't you hear the show yesterday?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You didn't hear the program?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The program you see also featured you talking to Malcolm
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Esso seated about the theme that the citizens of the
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: very Police theme. You have the lyrics, sir, Yes, I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: do one two three and the one two three The
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: citizens of Wasilary Police will march into your life to
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: day with me Major Elvis Newton, and then we'll clean
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the streets up of all the dirty punks. The dirty
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: punks won't stand and the punks will run away till
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: we have cleaned. Sad.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: What do you think that monkey's laughing at me? It's
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: very it's very disrespectful. What's what? You got? A great voice? Sir? Yeah?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You think I sound like some kind of a sissy.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I will not have it. I will not have it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: The hell is this? It's the closing theme to this show.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: You know the next time you bring me anywhere, Jay,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: just leave me where.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Leave me at home.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I would know.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It's very bizarre.
• 30:27
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• 30:30
  Speaker 4: he's doing announcer the.
• 30:31
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• 30:34
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• 30:35
  Speaker 2: All rights reserved on podcast one.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Major Elvis kni he almost called me, sergeant,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Bollogonya what the hell kind of music?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: And this sounds like some hillbillies. These sounds like a
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of hill billies, the kind of hillbillies that I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: used to rouse and hastle and finally around them up
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: and throw them into the billy wagon.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: They had a billy wagon back when Major Newton, sorry
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: assistance Osori police. A billy wagon. That's right, that's right,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the billy wagon. Every hill billy from here to Hawthorne
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: got tossed in there, and then I drove them down
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: to the pier and threw them off.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: No you didn't, I know. God, this music is lousy.
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