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#320: Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? No, it's family.
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  Welcome to What's your least favorite scary movie?
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  The podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly and
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  the absurd, and all of our favorite and least favorite
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  scary movie. Because we believe every horror
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  movie rightfully has its fan base, we made it this week.
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  Don't always get it. Somebody enlighten us.
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  Yeah, hey, OK, look, this one went off the opening went off
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  the rails a little bit here. I I can.
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  Sense I tried, I was trying. But we fucking say at the
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  beginning of every episode that every movie.
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  I know every movie. I know I'm here to talk about
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  it. I'm trying to talk about it.
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  Yeah, and we're gonna, because the reason Jesse is so hesitant
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  to want to talk about this is because we're talking about
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  Wrong Turn 6. That's right.
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  Wrong turn 6. Last resort.
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  It's going to be a good time. Bad movie, but good time.
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  Maybe. Yeah, yeah, you know, we got a
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  coffee here. You know, we're, we're, we're
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  going to be talking some good stuff here.
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  I think it's going to be an enjoyable hour ish to talk about
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  this right the. Peek behind the curtain so
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  obviously what has been on our feed is the newest episode for
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  the last week was my birthday pic but because of our recording
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  schedule, this is really the movie that we were watching and
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  researching on my birthday weekend so I.
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  Didn't think of that whenever I made that suggestion.
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  Yeah, my bad. I feel I do feel bad for that.
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  OK, well. It is what it is.
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  It is what it is. We're here.
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  And you know what else? Let's do it.
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  What else is what it is is that we got a poll.
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  Jesse remembered the poll and Jesse came up with the the base
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  of the poll. Travis came up with the options.
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  I came up with the question. Yeah, yeah, it was teamwork
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  right there. Yeah.
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  OK, so we did a poll for Bring It On, Cheer or Die, which was
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  Jesse's birthday movie from last week, and we asked everybody.
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  And something that I feel the need to point out, a movie that
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  knew what kind of movie it was and referenced its own title in
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  the movie. And that's going to be important
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  here in a few minutes. Those are always nice.
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  I always love it whenever that happens.
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  So a big topic of that whole movie was, you know, is
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  cheerleading a sport which, you know, pretty easy answer if but
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  you know, go listen to that episode.
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  But we asked you guys which is the sportiest sport?
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  Yeah. It's not a question of is
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  cheerleading a sport? Because we, I think we firmly
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  established, yes, we did, yes, which is the sportiest.
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  Sport. Yeah.
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  Which one is the sportiest? So we had golf, speed walking
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  and cheerleading. So 29% say golf, 29% say speed
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  walking and 43% say cheerleading.
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  Correct. It is correct.
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  Yeah. But you know, I like that there
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  at least was competition there. You don't have to do this if you
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  don't want to, but if you voted for one of those, I am kind of
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  curious if that is your sport of choice.
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  If you do those, yeah, I would love to know if you participate,
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  if like you participate in speed walking.
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  I want to know a lot of questions.
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  Please can we talk to you? I think I have questions about
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  speed. Walking.
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  Well, yeah, I think we really need to just say if you do speed
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  walk and talk to us, you know, if you do golf, that's cool too.
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  You can tell us about that too. But really, speed walking, Let's
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  hear about it. Let's chat.
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  OK, so that's it for the polls. Did we have any announcements?
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  No. OK, I didn't think so.
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  I had to look at the schedule, no.
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  OK. So no announcements.
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  So all right, I guess we just go into wrong turn 6 here.
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  I guess we do. OK, Wrong Turn 6 released it,
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  well I should say premiered August 22nd, 2014 at Film for
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  Fright Fest with its wide release October 13th, 2014.
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  OK, OK, we watched it on USB. That is not a streaming service,
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  that's just. We we own a digital copy of it.
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  Yeah, we have it on digital, so. Yeah, I don't know how we list
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  that as a digital copy. I just, yeah, I mean, it's USB.
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  If you do want to stream it, though, it's not anywhere for
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  streaming. But if you want to rent, you can
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  rent it on YouTube, Fandango at home, Amazon or Apple TV.
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  Written by Frank H Woodward, directed by Valerie Melev, music
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  by Quad Foisy, which is the person that has done the wrong
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  turn soundtrack from three till now.
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  And it's also done Joy Red 3. Work again with Brian O'Connor
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  Declan God you. Declan O'Brien O'Connor.
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  You have made that. Rest in peace.
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  You have said that one time and it has permanently fucked the
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  wiring in my brain. So now he is Brian O'Connor for
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  me. I can never.
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  The damage is done, it can't be undone.
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  I don't know if I'm more proud of that or if I'm proud of the
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  time that I got you to call Mac DeMarco, Mark DeMarco.
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  That one I was able to recover from easily enough, thank God.
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  Special effects makeup supervisor was Lita Mill
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  Nikolov. Nikolov.
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  Nikolov starring Anthony Ilet as Danny Aquila, Zoll as Tony,
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  Chris Jarvis as Jackson. OK, so I started doing dives on
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  the some of these people just to see what all they've been in,
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  Chris. Jarvis is the one that I wanted
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  you to look at. Yeah, so it started with that.
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  So I know the thing that you were probably freaking out
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  about. He's in Princess Witch, which is
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  a staple in our House of Christmas movies, cheesy
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  Christmas movies. Christmas show.
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  Yeah, yeah, she's in. He's an Aldovia resident.
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  No, it's not Aldovia. Belgravia.
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  He's a Belgravia resident. Neighbor to Aldovia, probably.
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  There's a there's a map out there.
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  It's in a fictional part of Europe.
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  It's fine, yeah. Sadie Cats as Sally.
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  This is an interesting one. This is somebody that is in a
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  movie we've talked about before. 13 slice till Christmas.
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  Oh, really? Yeah.
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  Which short? She's in God they had a listed
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  on IMDb, but I forgot to write it down.
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  I I don't think it's any of the ones that our our fellow
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  Kentuckians did. God, I can't remember who it is
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  because they they got a lot of people from across the.
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  United States. To pitch in for shorts on that
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  one. But yeah, I thought that was
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  really cool. Rob Skinner as Victoria, Billy
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  Ashworth as Rod, Harry Belcher as Charlie, Roxanne Carian as
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  Jillian, Ratislav Parvanov as Three Fingers, who did stunts
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  for this movie and played one eye in Wrong Turn 5.
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  So they're like, come back. The smaller of the hillockers.
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  I I don't understand the decision to do that.
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  Like just make them one eye again, you know, like well.
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  They had to make one eye into Greek one eye because he looks
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  like Stelio Cantos in this one. Yeah, man.
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  OK, so the next guy, Danko Jordanov, who played Sawtooth,
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  he also did stunts. He also a little dive into his
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  filmography. He did the fight choreography
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  for the newest Toxic Avenger movie, and on that movie he was
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  Kevin Bacon's stunt double. I know, right?
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  That's fucking weird. And then finally, we have Asen
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  Asenov, who plays One Eye, and I have nothing of note to say for
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  him. All right, now, time for our
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  favorite game on the show. Budget or budgeted?
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  If this was made for more than a piece of flavourless chewing
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  gum. Already chewed up chewing gum
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  put back in its wrapper. You are going to be shocked at
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  this figure. Oh my God, what is?
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  It, it is $1.2 million. Really.
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  Yes, really. Wow.
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  I know we get we get the CGI error at the very beginning.
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  It does not bode well. No it does not.
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  Did they embezzle? Perhaps I I was reading a lot of
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  interviews for this movie and everybody.
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  Shocked when I looked over and saw how much you were writing
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  down. Yeah, well, there's some
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  interesting stuff to that. We're going to go over here with
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  this movie and like, but the way that they talked about the
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  director, Mr. Valerie Malev, they were like saying he was
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  super detail oriented and he was like that they, they all gave
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  him like really interesting credit chops.
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  However, I do have a quote from one of the the actors, the
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  person who played Jillian, she was talking about her direction
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  that she got from him. She said like whenever he was
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  directing one of the sex scenes that like there's a language
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  barrier because this was filmed in Bulgaria and obviously he's
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  European if you just see his name.
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  But apparently one of his directions to her was OK.
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  You 2 need to kissy, kissy, kissy sexy sexy, sexy.
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  Oh, oh, oh, then you die. I guess that is how I would
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  describe that scene. I yeah, I suppose so too.
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  And I think that that is a nice little insight on to why this
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  movie is the way it is right there.
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  How much did it make? It made $1 million in home media
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  sales. Wow.
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  Yeah, I was surprised. I actually have a a figure for
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  that. Well, I mean, we have a digital
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  copy, so. We do because.
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  I can't judge too much. IMDb 4.1 I cannot believe that
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  this is in the force. That is like extremely high for
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  me. It is higher than.
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  Bring it on to your die. It's insane.
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  I don't understand that. Malarkey.
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  Yeah, this is kind of bullshit. This is the world we live in,
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  unfortunately. OK, so I've got a I've got a
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  theme, and the theme is this is cameras.
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  This is this is the area that I do.
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  Imagine that's the actual thing. This is cameras.
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  Yeah, I mean, basically like this is when everybody has a
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  fucking camera. You know?
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  I feel like this is kind of like a novel thing for this time.
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  Like, you know, cameras are playing.
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  Getting back into being in the cameras.
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  I guess, yeah, every, like, you know, that was the thing in this
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  movie, they had the guy that's running around with his fucking
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  camera, his GoPro, you know, we all had that friend.
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  I had a friend that had a GoPro and he would just always have it
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  on him, you know. So the first one is Fatal Frame.
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  So Fatal Frame is based off of a video game.
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  It's a horror video game, Japanese basically.
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  It's you capture the spirits of ghosts by taking pictures of
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  them. OK, Yeah, that's that's how you
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  defeat them. Yeah.
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  So that released September 26th, 2014.
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  Don't have the budget of it. Made 881,000 dollars 5.7 IMDb
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  score movie #2 Girl house. OK.
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  Now that one's about their streaming and they all live in a
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  house together and they're like adult streamers.
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  And one of the stars is Cycle 13 A and TM the petite cycle winner
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  Nicole Fox. Oh, and we need to watch that
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  together again 'cause we we started it one time but never
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  finished it. Together.
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  Yeah. I fell asleep shortly after
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  Nicole Fox made her appearance. Yeah.
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  So yeah, that it was interesting.
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  From what I remember of it, that released October 16th, 2014, so
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  almost direct competition for this one.
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  Had a budget of 3.2 million. Don't have the worldwide gross
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  but the IMDb is 5.5. OK, I would have been mad if
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  that was lower than this movie. Oh my God.
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  Yeah. No, all of these are above.
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  It's OK, we're safe here. The final movie is Creep, which
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  you know that one I thought like I tried to not do found footage
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  movies because it's just so easy but this is AI feel like I can.
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  Make it a little bit of a different.
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  I guess a guy that he's making a vlog series where he's like
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  doing Craigslist stuff and he's just like recording his
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  experiences. I don't know, like it's an, it's
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  an entertaining movie. It's an interesting movie.
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  It's really good. I like it.
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  I can't remember his name. His market plus, yes, his
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  performance is really good. He is so good and I am actually
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  ashamed of myself that I've not watched the creep tapes on
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  shutter yet. I just I have such a hard time
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  with like shows based off of horror movies.
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  I've. Heard it's really good.
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  I feel like that's one that easily translates though, you
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  know, like it. And they're not like super long
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  episodes, they're like 40 minutes or so I think.
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  I mean, I could see that, and there's been plenty of shows
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  that I've started and that I've liked, but I've just never
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  finished. I don't know what it is that my
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  brain is just like, this should be a movie. 90 minutes, 122.
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  It's hard to rewire your brain, especially if it's like a
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  property you're already aware of.
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  I'm like just an elongated version of the problem Gen.
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  alpha's having where they like only want to watch short videos.
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  Yeah, no, I I feel you, man. I people are super hyped up for
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  this new Friday the 13th show and I cannot fucking and care
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  about that. Like, I love Friday 13th, but
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  the fact that it's a prequel and it's a fucking TV show, I just
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  don't give a shit. Yeah, same with Halloween.
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  I know that they're wanting to do a Halloween TV show.
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  Don't fucking do it. That's so fucking dumb.
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  Yeah, unless it's about Loomis, then proceed that.
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  I would love to watch a Loomis prequel.
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  OK, so I have two tacklings. Wait, did I?
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  I didn't do the rest of the stuff for Creep.
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  No Creep came out March 8th 2014.
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  Don't have any financials because it went straight to
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  Netflix, but it's a 6.3 out of 10 on IMDb.
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  That's kind of a rude score. I agree I.
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  Fully expected that one to be up in the 7th.
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  Yeah, it should be. I feel all right, So tag lines.
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  Got two of them. OK, one on poster.
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  Checking in to your worst nightmare.
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  I hate to admit, that's pretty good.
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  That's not bad. Yeah, and this next one's not
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  too bad either. The family needs new blood.
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  Except their whole entire fucking point is that they do
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  not want new blood. They need new blood.
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  They need like they're, they're stale right now.
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  They're like things are a little bit like stale and like the sex,
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  like they're already freaky and they're like, this is getting
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  stale. Like they need to have one extra
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  person in the mix. Point is, incest, the opposite
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  of new blood, is what they are looking for.
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  I know new blood, but not new blood.
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  It's it's I, I get what they're going for.
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  But no, you're right, it's done. That is, that's definitely a
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  tagline where it was like the poster was given to some in a
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  vague description was given to somebody, and they're like, OK,
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  well, let's try this. Yeah, I guess.
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  Yeah. OK, so on the fun facts.
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  So like I said before, this is shot in Sofia, Bulgaria.
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  Deccan O'Brien was replaced. He was originally going to be
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  capping off the prequel trilogy that they were doing here, but
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  they decided against that and moved it into current times.
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  I would have preferred his his brand of horny.
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  Me too. Honestly.
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  Like he's not like he put out some decent ones.
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  Five. I understand some people don't
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  like 5, but whatever. 4 is legitimately good.
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  I like 4 as a good slasher movie.
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  Yeah, but. Like I I am very comfortable
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  with Deklin O'Brien's brand of sleeves.
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  I am too, and I'm in I'm. I'm into it.
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  So we have an idea of what the original draft was gonna be.
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  I don't know if this was Deklin O'Brien's original idea, but
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  allegedly one of the first script drafts.
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  I'm just going to read this straight from a screenshot here.
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  OK. Instead of just killing all the
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  females at the resort, deformed cannibals wanted to capture them
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  to use them as breeders. This is also hinted in the fifth
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  film. Some examples.
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  Instead of being killed in the beginning, Darya disappeared
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  after Nick was killed, and later during the ending of the script,
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  she's found by Tony tied down to a bed in a hidden underground
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  room, naked with visible signs of injuries and rape on her.
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  In the scene where Jillian and Brian are having sex, Brian is
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  the only one is the only one who gets killed by cannibals, while
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  Jillian is held down and raped repeatedly by them.
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  The ending of the script was very dark, with Tony stripped
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  down and tied up in the same place where Jillian was raped,
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  and she too, was also being raped by one of the cannibals,
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  while others were cheering around them, around their naked
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  bodies. Yeah, so it sounds like it could
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  have been much worse than what we got.
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  That right there is like, really, fuck.
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  Just seems doomed and cursed like what the fuck.
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  Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's really fucked up.
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  So what happened, though, was the producers approached
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  Woodward to do the script, and they had certain parameters for
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  him. They had a location of mine.
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  They wanted the three hookers to be in it, and they wanted to go
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  in a different direction from what the previous two movies had
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  been. So this is what he came up with.
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  He pitched it to them. His whole idea was like to have
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  the boys tied to an old health resort where elderly people go
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  to like, you know, Hill and rejuvenate or whatever.
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  And he cited Lovecraft's The Working Fear and Rats in the
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  Walls as his inspiration. I am not familiar with either of
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  those works, but if you are familiar with those and you can
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  give us insight on if the inspiration is real.
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  If you have actually seen this, I'd be curious.
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  And the final thing, so this movie actually had a court case.
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  So if you remember, if you've watched the movie, there was a
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  scene where they 2 characters, it's Brian and Julian.
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  They're exiting a story and they go to a bulletin board and has a
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  bunch of missing people on it. Well, apparently somebody was
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  act like a real missing person was put on there or something.
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  So I'm just going to read this from the Wikipedia page.
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  In October 2014, a court case was filed in Ireland over the
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  unauthorized use of a photo of a woman who went missing in County
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  Wexford. The judge declined to issue a
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  temporary injunction, but the case came back to court in early
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  November 2014. As a result of the lawsuit, 20th
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  Century Fox had to recall all of the DVDs and Blu-ray releases of
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  the film with no plan to repress or re release.
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  And they had it pulled from all streaming services, too,
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  apparently eventually got back on the Internet.
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  And, you know, you can buy it again now.
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  But yeah, for a little bit there, because they did that,
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  they had to recall all of their stuff.
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  Well, yeah, that's pretty fucked up it.
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  Is a little bit fucked up. And another fun thing on that
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  bulletin board. Apparently there's a picture of
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  Zac Efron. I thought I noticed it when we
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  were watching it. I didn't.
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  I didn't. I and then I saw a confirmation
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  online that that was Zac Efron. So I guess we have another
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  lawsuit on our hands if he ever gets if he could just win that
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  he's in a wrong turn movie. OK, that's it for my fun facts.
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  OK, so let's get into the good, bad Elvie and absurd Jesse.
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  What do you like about this one? Well, I guess it could have been
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  worse. Yeah, as we know now.
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  Yeah, and it sounds like the director was really passionate
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  about it. And like I said before, I've not
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  made a movie. I can't fault people who've made
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  movies that's, you know, it's a big accomplishment.
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  And even in and of itself, Jesus Christ, I do like that they
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  changed up the locale a little bit, you know, doing the health
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  spa. I thought that was an
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  interesting change to it. They did something different at
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  least. Yeah.
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  And I can appreciate that attempt at something new.
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  Yeah. OK, Yeah, I know that this movie
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  has some really bad effects to it because we do have that
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  opening kill with the arrow and it's terrible.
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  But there are also moments of really good practical effects,
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  like again in the opening when the the woman runs into the
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  barbed wire and it gets her head.
• 19:55
  I just refuse to believe she actually survived that for as
• 19:58
  long as she did. Yeah, I don't.
• 20:00
  Really know if that is like actually immediately deadly, but
• 20:04
  it looked really good. Like the makeup that they did on
• 20:08
  her was really, really well. Done.
• 20:09
  Yeah, I will agree with that. And then they chop off her head.
• 20:13
  Like I thought that like the moments where they actually did
• 20:15
  practical effects, it actually worked out well.
• 20:18
  It's anytime they did the CG stuff that it was really bad.
• 20:21
  And you know, I like, I'm going to give it credit for giving us
• 20:26
  the boys again. I know that that is a thing
• 20:28
  that's always been present in this.
• 20:30
  But like just the fact that we have those 3 characters makes
• 20:33
  any of these wrong turn movies at least a little bit more
• 20:36
  entertaining. That's fair.
• 20:38
  Yeah. That's all the good I could say
• 20:39
  too. So let's go into the bad stuff.
• 20:41
  What do we not like about it? Where do you begin?
• 20:49
  I like I I hate that the entire movie is just incest.
• 20:55
  I feel like all of the male actors were cast and then just
• 21:02
  kind of arbitrarily assigned their roles because they look
• 21:06
  too much alike. Like it looks like they put out
• 21:09
  an ad for male clean cut dark hair 20 to 30 like.
• 21:16
  Except for the Stoner guy. Yeah.
• 21:18
  He was the only 1C. And it was just, that was so
• 21:23
  incredibly confusing. And then on top of all, on top
• 21:30
  of all of this, they don't even say wrong turn in it.
• 21:35
  What did they say again? They say, oh, we must have
• 21:37
  gotten turned around. Yeah.
• 21:41
  They don't even say that they took a wrong turn.
• 21:43
  It's infuriating. That felt like a slap in the
• 21:46
  face. How dare you?
• 21:48
  How dare you do that to this fucking sacred franchise.
• 21:52
  There's and there's just like, so much like assault and
• 21:55
  harassment in this. It doesn't feel fun.
• 21:58
  It feels mean. I hate this movie.
• 22:01
  Yeah, I think. I'm sorry to the people involved
• 22:03
  in it and I'm sorry to the people that love it.
• 22:05
  I'm sure you're out there. I'm sure you have your reasons
• 22:08
  and I respect that, but I fucking hate this movie.
• 22:10
  No, I understand what you're saying about the meanness to it.
• 22:12
  They're like I I do it. I think because this one focuses
• 22:15
  so much on, like, sexual violence.
• 22:17
  Yeah. Which is just it is so much less
• 22:21
  appealing than like 5 was mean to The ending to five is one of
• 22:25
  the most disturbing ending story movie I've ever.
• 22:27
  Seen absolutely. And that was that was pretty
• 22:30
  like off color even for Declan and Brian.
• 22:33
  Yeah, it was dark, but I thought it still worked and I liked it.
• 22:36
  I liked the ending. Like, you know, sometimes a dark
• 22:38
  ending is, you know, like it, it works.
• 22:41
  But this is just a whole different type of beast that we
• 22:45
  got with this movie. And it just it, you're right,
• 22:48
  it's icky. It's just it's not fun what
• 22:51
  they're doing. So like we've already talked
• 22:55
  about the CG effects. Terrible.
• 22:57
  Let's talk about the make up effects for the boys, the three
• 23:01
  boys, specifically three finger, who looks like fucking shit this
• 23:05
  movie. And I think he's just wearing a
• 23:08
  mask. They don't.
• 23:09
  I don't think they actually did make up effects on him because
• 23:11
  any time that he's hooting and hollering, it's muffled because
• 23:14
  he's wearing a mask. They didn't even ADR his fucking
• 23:17
  hooting the hollers. I would even go so far as to say
• 23:19
  we get hoots but no hollers. Yeah, you're right.
• 23:22
  We don't really get any hollers, do we?
• 23:24
  Also. And I'm sorry, but while we're
• 23:25
  talking about it, can I just bring up one more bad?
• 23:29
  Yeah, go ahead. We have no reason to believe
• 23:33
  Danny would just jump wholeheartedly on this.
• 23:37
  What do you mean? Like, they don't give us any
• 23:40
  good sign. Like yes, he's been yearning for
• 23:44
  a biological family, I get that. But like.
• 23:48
  He's putting a fresh start after he fucked up Wall Street.
• 23:50
  Yeah, And like, he had a mental health break.
• 23:53
  I understand. I respect all of that.
• 23:54
  That could be a compelling storyline.
• 23:56
  But he just gets there. These strangers are just saying
• 23:59
  that they're related. He doesn't know for sure.
• 24:01
  Yeah, they could be like lying to him.
• 24:03
  Yeah, he's super fucking gold. He immediately turns on his
• 24:06
  friends and his girlfriend and he's like, no, this is who I am
• 24:09
  now. Well, he's a hooker.
• 24:10
  He's naturally a piece of shit. You know, they just needed, he
• 24:14
  needed the right people. The the voice there, it drew out
• 24:17
  the shittiness within. Yeah, he changed as soon as he
• 24:20
  showed up there. But yeah, no, like, I mean, this
• 24:23
  movie, like straight up it's it's the worst skinny Max movie
• 24:27
  you'll ever see because it almost plays out like a porno
• 24:31
  sometimes, like softcore porn with the way some of these
• 24:33
  scenes are shot. It's just like it.
• 24:37
  It's just upsetting. All right, So I guess to dive
• 24:40
  deeper into why it's upsetting, what's the ugly?
• 24:44
  I mean, we kind of already talked about it, right?
• 24:46
  Yeah. Yeah, we get the incest, we got
• 24:48
  the the I also hate that that like the whole incest thing is
• 24:54
  just kind of like playing on the stereotype too.
• 24:56
  It's not the area and I I just hate that and.
• 24:58
  It's not even like well explained because in their
• 25:02
  explanation they start talking about the genetic problems they
• 25:07
  were running into with the incest and their solution was,
• 25:13
  well, let's bring somebody else in the same bloodline in that
• 25:16
  hasn't had a beat. Like that's not how any of this
• 25:18
  works. Yeah, and I also don't
• 25:21
  understand how some of them were not deformed after so many
• 25:24
  generations of fensus. That can happen, really.
• 25:28
  I thought like the more you go with it, the more muddy that it
• 25:31
  all gets up and it just you don't have like.
• 25:33
  Genetics are very complicated. I suppose that's true.
• 25:37
  Yeah, well, I guess like to further add on to the incest.
• 25:40
  Yeah. I mean, we have like a couple
• 25:42
  instances of like rape type shit in this.
• 25:45
  We also, I hate that scene of him watching like when the deer
• 25:47
  dies. I I didn't like the whole
• 25:49
  hunting thing, you know, like didn't didn't need to see a deer
• 25:53
  die in this movie. It's just uncalled for.
• 25:56
  OK, absurd. The Fuckatorium.
• 25:59
  Hey, I called it the Fuckatorium too.
• 26:02
  That's why I wrote my notes. That's awesome.
• 26:07
  I mean, that's exactly what have we said that to each other
• 26:10
  sometimes. So I don't think we have either.
• 26:15
  I mean, that's exactly what it is.
• 26:16
  It's an auditorium for fucking. It it's got the same stirrups
• 26:21
  that you have when you go in for your pat.
• 26:24
  It. It is the opposite of sexy.
• 26:27
  It's like, you know, when you see those, like, where people
• 26:32
  watch a surgery from, like the stands, Yeah, You know, it's
• 26:35
  exactly like one of those. Yeah.
• 26:39
  But just instead of scrubs, you're wearing like, robes
• 26:42
  because you're in a cult, obviously.
• 26:44
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:45
  OK. Anything else?
• 26:49
  I mean, that's we'll just leave it at that.
• 26:52
  OK yes yeah, surprisingly I only have one here too and it was I
• 26:57
  have it written as Tommy Wiseau. Hot spring sex belly button fuck
• 27:02
  which that sounds like a sex tape but that is like the
• 27:05
  opening with the the two people in the Hot Springs having sex
• 27:09
  and. Do Hot Springs come in that tiny
• 27:12
  of a format I? Don't think so.
• 27:14
  No that. Seems like a little bit too
• 27:16
  convenient. But like the way that like she's
• 27:19
  like grinding on him in that like you get a pretty like like
• 27:24
  a good shot at it and it's just like all in the belly button.
• 27:27
  Like he, he's humping that belly button, you know, like it's just
• 27:31
  man, it's just bad. OK, let's rate it.
• 27:35
  What do you rate this movie? 2. 2 Man, what do I rate this
• 27:43
  thing? Do I give it a 2?
• 27:51
  Yeah, I'll give it a two also. It's just not good, man.
• 27:56
  I had such high hopes going into this because it had been so long
• 28:00
  since we watched that. Maybe there's something
• 28:02
  redeeming about this, but there really wasn't.
• 28:05
  Unfortunately, I had a bad time the entire time.
• 28:09
  All right, so we've got our average of two.
• 28:11
  We're going to get into it, OK. Let's go.
• 28:14
  My first frowny face with my notes comes immediately and it's
• 28:17
  just where I wrote the title of the movie.
• 28:21
  Wrong turned 6. They did a cool job with the the
• 28:25
  six, though. They did it on the the corpse of
• 28:28
  our two people here at the beginning.
• 28:30
  We have two people. They're biking on the Apple
• 28:32
  Watch and trail. And I like we were talking about
• 28:35
  this because all of the actors appear to be European and have
• 28:44
  British and such type of accents.
• 28:49
  And it was very fun for us to sit there and figure out who
• 28:53
  they didn't care so much about appearing to be British or not.
• 28:57
  And these two bikers, at the beginning, he was like, yeah,
• 29:00
  no, you can probably be British and also just biking on the
• 29:04
  Appalachian Trail. I mean people, people.
• 29:06
  Do travel. Yeah, the Appalachian Trail is a
• 29:08
  is a big trail. It's not even that like, I mean,
• 29:10
  people can like immigrate to, you know, like you can retain
• 29:14
  that an accent and you can live in West Virginia.
• 29:16
  That is allowed. 2014. Yeah, but yeah, so they're
• 29:22
  biking. They find a hot spring, they get
• 29:24
  naked, they have some sex, and then they go on about their day
• 29:28
  and they continue biking. Yeah, and we see Three Finger
• 29:30
  watching and also we have like so they scrapped the like
• 29:35
  prequel prequel threequel, but this still has to be set before
• 29:42
  Wrong Turn 3 because the three brothers are alive.
• 29:48
  I think that they just retconned it.
• 29:51
  I I got really do because this is.
• 29:53
  Like nobody, nobody that watched Wrong Turn 3 is going to be
• 29:58
  paying that much attention and if they are watching this movie,
• 30:00
  they deserve what they get. Yeah, I mean because.
• 30:02
  Feels like that. The thing is like yeah like 3
• 30:05
  finger. No he survived but like I think
• 30:10
  wrong Turn 3 was a prequel. Deccan O'Brien did a whole
• 30:14
  prequel trilogy. No 4 was the prequel.
• 30:17
  It was the. Oh, right, right, right, right.
• 30:19
  OK, never mind then. Three.
• 30:21
  Was the one with the prison, Yeah, yeah, OK.
• 30:25
  Yeah, no, 'cause like this has modern technology, so it's not.
• 30:30
  I I don't really put any face on technology use in horror movies.
• 30:35
  We've talked about that with the Texas Chainsaw franchise.
• 30:38
  They just kind of accept it to be.
• 30:40
  They do have a. Fabulous thing.
• 30:41
  They do have a day of the 2013 on the bulletin board too, so
• 30:45
  there we go. Either way, they're they're in
• 30:48
  the woods, three finger shoots the the guy with the arrow, he
• 30:52
  gets it through the face and the woman runs into a whole trap of
• 30:57
  barbed wire in the trees and she splits her head open.
• 31:00
  Yeah, she runs so fast into that, that barbed wire goes most
• 31:04
  of the way through her skull, and she's still talking
• 31:06
  coherently until she's beheaded. It's yeah, it's a lot.
• 31:10
  It was a really good kill though.
• 31:11
  Like they, I, I mean, they like, they peeked right here.
• 31:15
  And then from here, it's all downhill.
• 31:18
  And that's saying something because once again, that CGI
• 31:20
  arrow that killed the guy? Crooked.
• 31:23
  Yeah, it's crooked. Yeah, it's not good.
• 31:26
  So we see a car full of a couple of people.
• 31:30
  We've got Danny, who just learned that he has inherited a
• 31:33
  resort and that he's got. Yeah.
• 31:36
  And he's got family and his girlfriend, Tony.
• 31:40
  It was like, hey, we're your family.
• 31:42
  We're here for you. She's super supportive.
• 31:44
  And Danny's like, I'm going to turn on you the second I can.
• 31:48
  You've been a placeholder. She's like, Oh my God, Danny, I
• 31:50
  love you. I support everything you want.
• 31:51
  If you want to do this, you can do this.
• 31:52
  He's like, get the fuck away from me.
• 31:54
  Like he's so fucking aggro. I'm sorry, who are you?
• 31:57
  Yeah, I don't understand his attitude towards here.
• 32:00
  We see the Hot Springs Hotel. Yeah, like right here we have
• 32:04
  this old woman who drops a spoon and makes Jackson bend down in
• 32:08
  front of her to get it so she can pinch his butt.
• 32:09
  And don't get me wrong because fuck Jackson, but also nobody
• 32:12
  deserves to be harassed and assaulted at work.
• 32:14
  Yeah, it's like it's upsetting. And he like, he leans down and
• 32:18
  he's like, you know what? One day you're going to get
• 32:21
  yours. And then he stabs her table.
• 32:23
  Yeah. OK, message received.
• 32:27
  So the other car that's behind Danny is her is his girlfriend's
• 32:33
  brother and a few of their friends, and the brother is
• 32:37
  shooting with the GoPro. Apparently he's got a habit of
• 32:41
  putting Jillian naked on the Internet, so he's also a gross
• 32:44
  guy. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:46
  Like she could like have him take that down.
• 32:49
  She should have him take that down, but whatever.
• 32:51
  It here's the absolute insane fucking world that we live in.
• 32:56
  Is that nowadays people are using AI which that sentence
• 33:02
  alone, I could just be stopping there and say that's a problem,
• 33:05
  but people are using AI to make nude photos of women.
• 33:10
  I've heard of that closed. Women on the Internet doctor
• 33:14
  them using AI to make them appear nude and then say well if
• 33:18
  you didn't want to have a nude picture of yourself on the
• 33:20
  Internet, you shouldn't have uploaded a picture of yourself
• 33:22
  to the Internet. And that's not how it works, you
• 33:24
  absolute fucking walnuts. That's fucking crazy.
• 33:28
  That's desperate right there. That's terrible.
• 33:30
  It's so bad. It's so bad.
• 33:32
  And the fact that so many people are like, well, I mean, it's
• 33:35
  your fault for existing, I guess.
• 33:36
  Yeah, like that's like everybody, like, I hope you
• 33:39
  don't have a picture of yourself up there, sis.
• 33:43
  OK, so they this is this is. I hate this movie and I hate the
• 33:47
  world. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
• 33:49
  bring you down so much with this, because have fun.
• 33:52
  It's fun, fun. So Sally, she needs this.
• 33:55
  That's what she tells Jackson. Is it cuz she's horny or cuz she
• 33:58
  wants a baby? I can't.
• 33:59
  She says I can't go another winter.
• 34:02
  What is that like? Is the bloodline dying?
• 34:05
  I'm Jesse. You're asking too many questions
• 34:07
  here. Do you really want the answers
• 34:09
  to this right here? OK then let's just now, let's
• 34:11
  leave that stone unturned and then.
• 34:13
  Jackson just needs it. Jackson calms her down by
• 34:16
  kissing her ear and neck and says it's OK little sister.
• 34:20
  Yeah, yeah. Yep, Yep.
• 34:23
  Well, Talia says this is our distress.
• 34:25
  I hear her right outside the door.
• 34:27
  So Danny's girlfriend when they when they all get to the resort,
• 34:32
  Danny at or Tony asked Danny like what do you want to do?
• 34:36
  And we cut down to his wrist and we see he's got a previous self
• 34:39
  harm attempt. So we know he's like, we know
• 34:42
  he's never known his family and we know he's got.
• 34:46
  He's going through some. Shit, yeah, so he says he wants
• 34:49
  to know where he's from and so him and his friend group go
• 34:54
  inside and loudly speculate about incest, which I would
• 34:58
  normally say is rude except when Sally calls them out.
• 35:02
  She she doesn't deny it. She doesn't deny it, no, but
• 35:06
  Jackson does take great offense to it, even though it is true
• 35:09
  for him. But I understand like the
• 35:12
  stereotype is it gets tired. But she, Sally, she's like, oh,
• 35:16
  it just rolls off my back. I'm so used to it at this point.
• 35:20
  So they they take a tour of the place.
• 35:22
  They're also really upset because they weren't expecting
• 35:24
  so many people to come. Yeah, true.
• 35:25
  Because they like, they showed Danny to this kitchen where they
• 35:28
  had prepared him food and there's just like this one plate
• 35:31
  with nasty ass food. And that should be a red flag
• 35:36
  for him right away. Like that, they wanted him there
• 35:39
  alone, isolated. Yeah, right.
• 35:42
  Yeah. And he sits down and he's into
• 35:45
  it. He's like, this is great.
• 35:47
  They made me food. I feel at home here, family.
• 35:51
  Maybe maybe his friends are also shitty friends and every time
• 35:56
  he's coming to visit their families, their families are
• 35:59
  like, you know, those weird families that won't feed guests.
• 36:02
  Oh yeah. Like, those families do exist.
• 36:04
  It'd be weird if his entire friend group was like that.
• 36:07
  But maybe I'm just saying it's possible, you know?
• 36:09
  He's like, yeah, no, this is how families work.
• 36:11
  In the wrong turn universe, something is out of the realm of
• 36:13
  possibility. That is true.
• 36:15
  Unfortunately. So we now come back to the old
• 36:18
  woman. She gets a knock at her door and
• 36:20
  she answers it. Nobody's there and for whatever
• 36:23
  reason she just roams the hall with all this luggage.
• 36:27
  That's she had asked for help with her luggage and she was
• 36:30
  expecting Jackson to be there to help and he just left the cart
• 36:34
  there, which is I love it. If the rest of the movie it
• 36:39
  wasn't what it is, I would love the petty energy.
• 36:43
  Yeah, yeah, that's great. Actually, I I like that.
• 36:45
  I didn't notice that that's what happened there, but OK.
• 36:48
  Fuck yeah. Jackson.
• 36:48
  That's good. So she's pushing the luggage
• 36:51
  down the hall and then there's a phone ring in the hall and she's
• 36:55
  like, I'll answer it. Yeah, clearly I have business
• 36:58
  with this. I don't know what she was
• 37:00
  expecting because she answers the phone and she's not like,
• 37:04
  well, I don't even remember what was on the phone.
• 37:06
  Did anybody even say anything? I don't think anybody did.
• 37:08
  I really don't know. I maybe 3 finger called her to
• 37:13
  distract her so they could get into place because what happens
• 37:16
  is they shoot at her and Jackson yells at them for not having
• 37:21
  self-control. No, they fucking throw a axe at
• 37:24
  her, a throwing axe, and it pins her up against the wall and
• 37:27
  they. Shot her with an axe.
• 37:29
  They shot it. Yeah, they have the axe.
• 37:30
  Gun and Jackson just comes and breaks her neck.
• 37:33
  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he, I think he
• 37:35
  wanted that kill more than anybody.
• 37:37
  He's mad that they stole the kill from.
• 37:38
  Them and technically he did the actual kill.
• 37:40
  Yeah, but like the least satisfying part.
• 37:42
  The most satisfying part would be throwing the axe and pinning
• 37:45
  her against the wall. Meanwhile, Brian, one of Danny's
• 37:49
  friends, is suggesting just tearing down the resort and
• 37:54
  selling the land. Yeah, that'll probably be the
• 37:57
  best return on investment. All of that and Danny goes, no,
• 38:00
  this place is alive. Don't you feel it immediately?
• 38:04
  He is immediately drawn into this.
• 38:08
  Yeah, it's a little much. Like whenever people online are
• 38:14
  discussing Midsummer and they're like how did they not?
• 38:18
  How did they fall for the Colts antics so easily?
• 38:23
  And it's like the movie is 3 hours long.
• 38:25
  They show lots of ways that people were debating falling for
• 38:28
  the Colts antics. Yeah, We don't get this in this.
• 38:31
  Yeah, just immediately Danny going.
• 38:33
  Yes. Yeah.
• 38:34
  Colts for sure. As soon as he sees the place,
• 38:36
  he's like, OK. All in done.
• 38:40
  All in where? Do I sign?
• 38:42
  Like, maybe that's what it is. Maybe he already signed some
• 38:45
  like legally binding documents and he's like, I gotta make this
• 38:48
  believable when we get there. Yeah, OK, so they find a pool
• 38:53
  slash hot spring outside too, and they're like, all right.
• 38:56
  Hold on, we got to talk about Miss Jersey Shore Jillian.
• 38:59
  Oh yeah, she loves Antiques Roadshow.
• 39:03
  You know what this is the type of little subtle character
• 39:06
  traits I love to see in a movie because she's super and like
• 39:09
  they joke around about her watching Antiques Roadshow, but
• 39:12
  she can tell you the brand of these different like furnitures
• 39:16
  and other day quarter and how much they're worth.
• 39:18
  And I think that is that is an interesting plot characteristic
• 39:22
  to have, and it actually serves a purpose in the story.
• 39:25
  Yeah. And I think that's probably the
• 39:27
  one really great bit of writing in this movie 1.
• 39:30
  Of the shining moments right there, Yeah.
• 39:31
  It's a nice little character point for her, yeah.
• 39:34
  So she's like evaluating all this stuff there and then they
• 39:37
  find. The hot spring pool which I I
• 39:40
  would be into that but also they saw how dirty the kitchen was.
• 39:43
  How clean do they think this pool is?
• 39:44
  Yeah. And I know Hot Springs probably
• 39:47
  like I think they have some like natural element pH balancing and
• 39:52
  whatnot, but. So they are taken to the rooms
• 39:58
  and they settle in and then later that night we.
• 40:00
  See is giving Danny his meds, and this is going to be
• 40:04
  important because we're going to see his character development
• 40:07
  that in the very next scene he decides he doesn't need the
• 40:12
  medication anymore. Fucking Danny.
• 40:15
  There's like, there's no time for those plots.
• 40:17
  It's not even like, he talks to one of his cousin's brother's
• 40:21
  sister. I don't know.
• 40:22
  And they're like, oh, well, we believe in natural healing.
• 40:26
  Like if it had come after she did the natural ointment on him.
• 40:30
  I think he was taking it for like, depression, right?
• 40:33
  So I think he's like, you know what?
• 40:35
  I'm home. I feel good.
• 40:36
  I no longer am depressed. I don't need this anymore.
• 40:39
  But also that is not safe and healthy to no you have to taper
• 40:43
  off of medication like that. You get really bad withdrawals.
• 40:47
  This guy is really fucking dumb. OK Jesse, did you?
• 40:50
  He shit the bed on Wall Street so hard.
• 40:53
  Disgrace. Plenty of people can shit the
• 40:55
  bed on Wall Street. Laughed out of town if I put.
• 40:57
  It on Wall Street I would shit the bed.
• 40:58
  I would too. But you know what?
• 41:00
  We're not dumb enough to be in that position like Danny was.
• 41:02
  Danny was dumb enough for where he was Like, I can do this, I've
• 41:05
  got this, give me your money, I'll take care of it.
• 41:07
  You sound like you are riding a saw trap for Danny.
• 41:12
  He deserves me. Hey Danny, you should have been
• 41:15
  on Wall Street and had the audacity to get depressed
• 41:17
  afterwards. How about you just die by my
• 41:19
  hand, motherfucker? You know, that's exactly how
• 41:22
  Jigsaw. Movies were that's.
• 41:24
  How Jigsaw would handle it? We need a little bit of Jigsaw
• 41:27
  in this movie, I think. Travis, don't say things like
• 41:31
  that. Crossover with Wrong Turn and
• 41:32
  Jigsaw. Fuck yeah, I'm in for it.
• 41:35
  All right, so later that wrong jig.
• 41:44
  OK Later that night we see the the boys getting scolded by
• 41:48
  Jackson and he's still on them to lay off a Danny.
• 41:52
  Yeah. Like Danny is, he's one of us,
• 41:54
  He's a hill group. Except they don't say that yet,
• 41:56
  but that's really what's going on here, so.
• 42:00
  He he sees Danny and the group like looking around 'cause
• 42:05
  there's like historic photos and Tony's brother.
• 42:11
  I can't remember any of their names.
• 42:12
  I'm sorry. I tried to write down names and
• 42:14
  it got very confusing. Tony's brother's Vic.
• 42:17
  The amount of look alike these people have, yeah, is insane.
• 42:21
  Yeah, it's Victoria. Victoria says that some of these
• 42:25
  faces, that in some of the faces in these pictures are covered,
• 42:28
  and he's saying it's probably due to some genetic mutations
• 42:32
  that happened as a result of excess.
• 42:35
  Wearing bags over their heads. It's creepy old pictures.
• 42:37
  And Jackson overhears and he gets really mad.
• 42:40
  And then to show, hey, sorry for being mad, let me show you our
• 42:44
  weapons room because that's what you want.
• 42:46
  Yeah, and there's a bow and arrow there that Danny is
• 42:49
  immediately drawn to, and it's like, that was your
• 42:51
  grandfathers. Like, do you wanna go hunting?
• 42:54
  And Tony's like, Oh no, Danny doesn't hot.
• 42:58
  And that's why I like it. And Danny's like I do now.
• 43:00
  Yeah, like what about that, huh? And Jackson takes him out with a
• 43:03
  bow and he's never shot a bow that I There's no fucking way He
• 43:08
  just hit this deer. The Inner Hooten Holler came
• 43:11
  through when he saw that bow. OK, like he it was his
• 43:14
  grandfather's boat. Jesse, you don't get it.
• 43:16
  OK, actually. It just like zoomed into his
• 43:20
  eyes and gotten like what is it like an over like overlay of
• 43:27
  like nature and hollering? That would be awesome.
• 43:30
  Like shots of like, yeah, the Hiller here's just like hooting
• 43:33
  and hollering. And then just also nature, you
• 43:36
  know, I, I will give them credit.
• 43:38
  I like what they were going for in this moment because it's
• 43:41
  Jackson explaining the whole thing, like the process of the
• 43:45
  hunt. Like you suck your prey and
• 43:47
  you're doing all this stuff you like, you try and lure them into
• 43:49
  like a false sense of security or whatever.
• 43:51
  And it's like juxtapose with the whole thing of the hillockers,
• 43:54
  like the boys hunting the sheriff.
• 43:57
  Yeah, it's in. Town and you know, they're
• 43:59
  basically doing the exact things that he's doing with hunting the
• 44:02
  deer. Good idea in theory.
• 44:05
  Execution was not the best here, unfortunately, but I liked what
• 44:10
  they were going for here. The script was on the right part
• 44:12
  right there. Yeah, and this also gives us a
• 44:15
  chance to have some exposition. Cause Danny is explaining to
• 44:20
  Jackson that he worked on Wall Street and he lost his clients
• 44:24
  some big money, He lost Brian some money, he lost Tony some
• 44:28
  money, he lost himself some money.
• 44:30
  And Jackson's like, yeah, actually, me and Sally found you
• 44:34
  through the News Online. Yeah, and he's like, online,
• 44:37
  really. He's like, we have the Internet,
• 44:39
  Danny. Yeah.
• 44:41
  He doesn't really have a country accent though.
• 44:43
  Yeah, but you know, that's what he was going for.
• 44:45
  Yeah. So everybody else is drinking in
• 44:50
  a pool, but Tony's nervous because Danny is just alone with
• 44:54
  this stranger that he just met. Yeah.
• 44:56
  So it is kind of suspicious. Wait, don't we skip over a whole
• 45:00
  thing with him running into Nope, no, that's.
• 45:04
  Coming in a second because Tony asked Victoria to look for.
• 45:06
  Him. That's right.
• 45:07
  OK, OK. Then while he's out there
• 45:11
  looking, he finds, I believe, Sawtooth eating the body of the
• 45:15
  sheriff. And he runs.
• 45:17
  And as he's running, he runs into Danny.
• 45:19
  And they tumble down a hill into some barbed wire.
• 45:22
  And Victoria is going to go get help because Nick is or Danny's
• 45:26
  wrapped up. But Jackson pops up and he's
• 45:28
  like, oh, we can get you untangled.
• 45:30
  And they get back to the hotel and Sally is cleaning this
• 45:35
  wound, cleaning this wound with her bare hands using a homemade
• 45:39
  ointment. She's not actually cleaning the
• 45:41
  wound, she's just smothering an ointment over top of it, getting
• 45:45
  him naked and being horny. Yeah, yeah, she's trying to get
• 45:48
  down with it right there. And she's like, I've cleaned all
• 45:51
  of my brother's wounds like this.
• 45:52
  This is not helpful. She has fully said that her
• 45:54
  family engages in in zest. So like, if you're uncomfortable
• 45:57
  being naked for sexual reasons, that's still clearly on the
• 46:00
  table with her. I just, I don't understand being
• 46:02
  in Danny's position and be like, yeah, this isn't her trying to
• 46:06
  have sex. Like, she's like, she's it's
• 46:08
  making it so queer. Yeah.
• 46:10
  And Tony interrupts. She walks in.
• 46:12
  And I mean, I don't think Tony's mad enough at what was happening
• 46:17
  there. She like, she's like, oh, that
• 46:19
  was a little bit weird. And he's like, oh, don't worry,
• 46:22
  she's just queening me. And then they have sex and it's
• 46:24
  like he was aroused by his sister, cousin.
• 46:28
  Yeah, already in this moment. And the.
• 46:31
  And Sally's outside listening and getting off to it.
• 46:35
  Yeah, it's again, this is where the Skin MX part comes in,
• 46:40
  because this is like a scene straight from that.
• 46:42
  And then outside in the Hot Springs, we have more gross
• 46:45
  stuff because the friends decide they're going to take the GoPro
• 46:48
  and film Jill and Brian having pool sex.
• 46:52
  They should just let them have their pool sex.
• 46:54
  They're around the corner away from you guys.
• 46:56
  Yeah, Yeah. Just leave them alone.
• 46:58
  I mean they are kind of doing that in front of everybody,
• 46:59
  which is. They're around the corner.
• 47:01
  Yeah, they're around the corner, yeah, but still, like you're out
• 47:03
  there in the pool still, you know what I mean?
• 47:05
  OK, yeah, well, OK, never mind. I guess in the morning Danny
• 47:09
  does flush his meds, so I guess I retract my earlier statement.
• 47:13
  He saw the natural remedy and decided he was going to do
• 47:17
  natural stuff instead of taking pills.
• 47:18
  Oh, I guess is was that his head space?
• 47:20
  I just thought he was like, you know what, I'm good now.
• 47:22
  I feel like it's probably a combination of those things.
• 47:25
  OK, I don't know, Maybe it would have been nice to hear them talk
• 47:31
  a little bit more about like the homemade ointments and like
• 47:34
  family history of that and everything, because that's how
• 47:36
  we got into the hunting too. Whatever.
• 47:39
  It would have been nice. Yeah.
• 47:41
  He. He tells the others that he's
• 47:43
  he's restoring the place, he's made-up his mind, he's going to
• 47:46
  stay here and. They're going to do a grand
• 47:47
  reopening next summer and he decides on everybody's roles to
• 47:51
  help with this. Yeah, he just fucking starts
• 47:54
  delegating like they're all going to be on board with it.
• 47:57
  And Brian is the only one that is actually like, OK, I guess
• 48:01
  I'll like he's just, I'll record some shit.
• 48:03
  Yeah, You know, like I I can maybe do some promo stuff for
• 48:07
  you maybe. And then?
• 48:08
  And Jillian is mad that he has agreed to do this 'cause he's
• 48:12
  like, listen, he hasn't been like this in a long time.
• 48:16
  It's nice to see him energized again.
• 48:18
  But they're fighting that. In the midst of their fight, he
• 48:20
  knocks Jillian's purse over and there is a Staffordshire
• 48:23
  figurine inside. Again, this is like her Antiques
• 48:26
  Roadshow stuff comes in handy 'cause she's like, that's worth
• 48:30
  2000. And there's a whole cabinet full
• 48:32
  of them out in the open. And I didn't think 1 would be
• 48:34
  missed. And he was like, Shall we?
• 48:38
  I mean, to be fair, he fucked them with their money, so I
• 48:42
  guess that they are kind of owed some money.
• 48:44
  I can see it a little bit justified in that.
• 48:47
  Way yeah, I could see the like the headspace that he's at for
• 48:50
  doing this. It's.
• 48:52
  And so they go and they're like going to catalog these things
• 48:56
  and then they find a secret door in the wall.
• 48:58
  Cool. More buildings should have
• 49:00
  secret doors. Agreed.
• 49:02
  Maybe not to what we're about to.
• 49:04
  See, no, they shouldn't lead to fuck A.
• 49:06
  Twin. But I understand their point of
• 49:09
  view are like, OK, they're leaving these very expensive
• 49:12
  curios just out in an unlocked curio cabinet.
• 49:15
  What do they have behind the secret door?
• 49:16
  Yeah, and it's a spiral staircase, so like, yeah.
• 49:20
  Like, go down there, yeah. So they go down there and they
• 49:24
  stumble upon the fuckatorium, which has statues of people
• 49:28
  fucking and a chair dead Center for, you know, the performers.
• 49:35
  And this is gets Jillian in the mood.
• 49:38
  She gets in the chair and she's like, oh baby, I'm doing this.
• 49:41
  Here's the thing, Here's the thing, You can tell a man wrote
• 49:44
  the script because Brian says what is this for?
• 49:48
  And Jillian goes, I think I know.
• 49:50
  And then she gets her feet up there in the stirrups.
• 49:55
  Any any woman or anybody who has reproductive parts that require
• 50:03
  regular exams like such as this, Yeah, will not immediately go to
• 50:09
  a sexy headspace for this. I don't like, Oh, this is where
• 50:14
  you go to have your cervix scraped.
• 50:16
  Yeah, like I, I look at that and I see her and I'm like, no, I'm
• 50:20
  good. Like we don't have to do that.
• 50:22
  No, like there's nothing sexy about it.
• 50:25
  It's not no, I'm glad that you also felt that way cuz I was
• 50:29
  just like I looked at that and I was like this isn't good this.
• 50:32
  Is this is taking one of the worst annual exams you have and
• 50:36
  making it even worse? Yeah, by creating an audience
• 50:40
  atmosphere. Well, you know what?
• 50:42
  They're into it, so they get into it.
• 50:45
  And Sally is also into it because she is getting into
• 50:48
  herself. And as that's happening, the
• 50:51
  boys show up and they're into it in their own way.
• 50:56
  And that way it's by taking one of those fuck statues and
• 50:59
  bashing Brian in the head with it.
• 51:01
  And then ripping Jillian's legs off.
• 51:03
  Yeah. Yep, that's their way of getting
• 51:05
  into it. And Sally takes Brian to the
• 51:07
  room. He is Speaking of Midsummer.
• 51:10
  He's very much like Josh in Midsummer.
• 51:14
  Has been bashed over. The head is not.
• 51:16
  But he's still alive. Yeah, but he's he's struggling
• 51:21
  to move and speak independently, but he seems to have some
• 51:25
  awareness because Sally is basically assaulting him.
• 51:29
  I mean she's full on raping him. Yeah, like.
• 51:32
  Yeah, like that's what's happening here.
• 51:34
  And then Jackson gets mad at her for doing that because he's
• 51:36
  like, you got to save yourself for when the time is right.
• 51:39
  And. What the fuck does that even
• 51:40
  mean? You got to save yourself for
• 51:42
  somebody within the family. But like he's saying for when
• 51:46
  the time it like you don't get more pregnant the fewer times
• 51:51
  you have sex. They have very fault logic here,
• 51:55
  obviously. And also like there's like a
• 51:57
  whole cycle like when eggs are released, I just.
• 52:00
  There's Do you think that they they have the Internet, Jessie?
• 52:03
  That's what I'm saying, if they don't want to be seen as
• 52:05
  ignorant Hicks, then you stop acting like ignorant Hicks.
• 52:08
  Well, yeah, so she is like fuck it, I'll just put the pillow on
• 52:13
  Brian, smother him and get off on that by sitting on the pillow
• 52:16
  while he's dying. Yep, Yep.
• 52:20
  It's gross, all right. So everybody else is going
• 52:24
  around inspecting the resort except for Danny.
• 52:27
  So everybody else that's like looking around is kind of
• 52:29
  annoying. So like, we don't know what
• 52:30
  we're looking for. But I'm like, you're pointing
• 52:32
  out things such as mold. And I agree that that's an
• 52:35
  important thing, but also this is where you would hire an
• 52:37
  actual fucking inspector to come in.
• 52:39
  I just hate that like they're all roaming around and
• 52:41
  inspecting the place and Danny's fucking off doing whatever he
• 52:44
  wants. Like what an asshole.
• 52:45
  Why are you guys friends with this guy?
• 52:46
  He sucks. And so, well, OK, here's The
• 52:50
  thing is that I think for a while they've been cutting him
• 52:54
  some grace because he had a really bad fucking time.
• 52:57
  But he is to a point now where he is taking advantage of.
• 52:59
  That yeah, it goes so far, yeah, I think he like exceeded.
• 53:02
  There's a certain there's like giving grace and giving space
• 53:06
  for healing and big emotions and big reactions.
• 53:09
  And then there's a certain point where, like, you have to start
• 53:13
  doing the work to move through that instead of taking it out on
• 53:17
  the people around you. And that's the point where
• 53:20
  Danny's AT and Tony goes to find him because she's like, hey, we
• 53:23
  need your help. And then they realize that
• 53:24
  Jillian and Brian are missing and they see Jillian's purse
• 53:30
  with the figure inside of it. The car is gone.
• 53:32
  And Danny's like, you know what? Like, it's fine because Brian
• 53:36
  was a really shitty friend anyway.
• 53:38
  And Jillian acts like she is this like, New York Park Plaza
• 53:41
  Princess, and she's actually from Wisconsin.
• 53:45
  So, you know, And everybody's like, overhearing it.
• 53:48
  And Victoria is recording it. And I wish we'd had that moment
• 53:51
  where later, like maybe we'd had a moment where Danny starts to
• 53:56
  realize like the error of his his ways and he's like, no, I
• 53:59
  didn't say that. I didn't mean it like that.
• 54:00
  And then they play the clip back for it.
• 54:02
  Like, I wish we'd had something like that.
• 54:03
  That would have been nice to have him.
• 54:05
  Have some kind of an emotional journey with him besides
• 54:07
  immediately OK with Colts and incest.
• 54:11
  Yeah, yeah, it's such a sharp turn, so like fast.
• 54:16
  I just feel like if you're immediately that OK with it, you
• 54:19
  were already into it in the first place.
• 54:20
  Yeah, yeah. God, this fucking guy.
• 54:24
  This fucking movie. All right, so he tells Tony to
• 54:29
  fuck off because she's full of reason and she's like, she's.
• 54:32
  Like this is not you. You are not acting like you
• 54:35
  because this is me now. And so Sally and Jackson are
• 54:40
  like, listen, listen, we're here.
• 54:43
  We're your family. Yeah.
• 54:44
  That that was nice come. With us into the woods, we will
• 54:47
  take torches and he's like, I thought you guys were, you know,
• 54:52
  modern people and use flashlights.
• 54:54
  And he said not for this, no, no, we do torches and they take
• 54:57
  him to their little like family outpost in the woods.
• 55:02
  And this is where all of the people that I guess aren't fit
• 55:05
  for continued breeding live, and this is where they prepare for
• 55:10
  their ritual. Fucking fucking.
• 55:12
  I am so, so sad that Doug Bradley was not there.
• 55:17
  Like it would have just been nice for him to go.
• 55:19
  Hello. I'm happy for Doug Bradley that
• 55:22
  he wasn't here, no. It would bump it up to a three
• 55:26
  for me though. The the entire Hellraiser set in
• 55:30
  a box. Set no just 4 movies, the 1st 4.
• 55:33
  Movies. Oh, just the first four.
• 55:34
  Yeah, it's the quartet of. Terror.
• 55:36
  Anyway, he got those for Christmas, and so we were
• 55:38
  watching the third one a couple weeks ago.
• 55:40
  And the whole time, the entire time, anytime Pinhead or his
• 55:47
  human counterpart in flashbacks was on screen, all I could think
• 55:52
  was this man was in wrong Turn 5.
• 55:56
  And like we just we in spite of watching Hellraiser 3, we were
• 56:01
  talking about wrong Turn 5 'cause we were like Doug Bradley
• 56:05
  should be doing better. Maybe it sparked the
• 56:08
  conversation of us discussing Doug Bradley's career, his
• 56:12
  acting career, and we're like, how is he?
• 56:14
  How did he come from this? How did this?
• 56:16
  Happen. Such a fall from grace.
• 56:18
  I will still argue that the Five I still enjoy 5.
• 56:21
  There's nothing wrong with him being in Five.
• 56:23
  In fact, whenever he was at Scarefest last, I wanted him to
• 56:25
  sign her copy of Five. I don't know how he would have
• 56:28
  reacted to that though. Yeah, it's just, it's it's like,
• 56:32
  did you owe somebody money? Yeah.
• 56:34
  Did they have something on you? Yeah, yeah, he's a good actor
• 56:39
  like I I just, I wish he was here at this scene just to go
• 56:43
  just the simple hello. Yeah, that's it.
• 56:45
  You know, like a. Little sip of his Pepto.
• 56:47
  Yeah, yeah, that's all I needed. Yeah.
• 56:49
  Like you could have even like CGD him here.
• 56:52
  Yeah, like it would have been fine with me.
• 56:54
  We're already past the point of no return with the best.
• 56:56
  CGI wanted to be like C3PO, like doing the digital video of
• 57:03
  Francis Leia. Oh yeah, it's.
• 57:05
  Just like a little projection. Hello.
• 57:08
  Hello. You're one of my boys now.
• 57:11
  And then he disappears. That was fantastic.
• 57:14
  Yes, actually that would have made this movie super enjoyable.
• 57:17
  So OK, instead we learned that there are three families that
• 57:22
  have lived in this land. The Cretins, the boggles and the
• 57:26
  hillikers. Oh, by the way, before all this
• 57:29
  happened, Victoria overheard the conversation back at the resort
• 57:33
  and he's followed them into the woods to he's watching from the
• 57:36
  woods at this point. Yes.
• 57:38
  And so basically, Danny, he's a hillocker and the these three
• 57:45
  families see outsiders as a temptation because they need to
• 57:50
  keep their bloodlines pure. There's a lot to unpack with
• 57:54
  that one sentence. Yep.
• 57:56
  I don't, I don't have the energy to do that with the the nuance
• 58:00
  that is necessary. Anyway, they drug him.
• 58:06
  Truck, truck arrives. Truck.
• 58:07
  Truck arrives. I'm glad that we get, I get at
• 58:10
  least a little, yeah, sliver of truck, truck and then the boys
• 58:13
  pop up. Yeah, they tell him that they
• 58:15
  need him and Sally to do stuff, and Victoria is caught and he is
• 58:22
  tied up and brought out. And because Danny is so drunk at
• 58:29
  this point, like drugged. Yeah, at this point, yeah, he's
• 58:32
  drugged and drunk. And he's not really fully
• 58:35
  understanding that this is real. What he's seeing is happening to
• 58:38
  Victoria, and they kill Victoria and they have him drink some of
• 58:41
  his blood. And then he's dancing with Sally
• 58:44
  by the fire. And in his head, he is seeing
• 58:47
  Tony. And this is part of why I don't
• 58:50
  believe there's a $1.5 million budget because they couldn't
• 58:52
  even buy 2 dresses that fit these actresses correctly.
• 58:55
  They are clearly wearing the same dress because they have
• 58:58
  very different body shapes and it was fitting them differently.
• 59:01
  This. Is why I love watching movies
• 59:02
  with you, because I would never know that, but that right there,
• 59:05
  I love that. That's something that you
• 59:06
  notice. Well, it was very distracting.
• 59:10
  And I mean, it's cuz I like clothes.
• 59:14
  I like making clothes and like paying attention to the fit of
• 59:16
  stuff like that. Like it it, it's something that
• 59:19
  I see. Yeah.
• 59:20
  So. Once you, once you pointed it
• 59:22
  out, I, I saw it too. Yeah, I, I could see it.
• 59:26
  Yeah. It's kind of awkward because
• 59:27
  like, they fuck by the fire in front of everybody.
• 59:31
  Also, like again, I I hate that I'm drawing this many parallels
• 59:36
  to one of my favorite movies of all time, but yeah, apparently
• 59:39
  this is like a boner drug because he's not having any
• 59:43
  problems performing as they are dancing by the fire.
• 59:46
  Yeah, like that drunken, drugged up, like probably not going to
• 59:49
  work as well as he would have flagged it.
• 59:51
  If at all like. Did Ari Astor watch Wrong Turn 6
• 59:57
  and be like I can do better? There's a lot of incest in that
• 1:00:01
  too, isn't there? Yes, that's what that's how
• 1:00:04
  Ruben was conceived. Exactly.
• 1:00:06
  That's how you get the Oracle, his three finger, the Oracle.
• 1:00:10
  Ari Aster, very well known to love hallucinogenics.
• 1:00:15
  Did he get really high and watch Wrong turn 6 and say but wait?
• 1:00:21
  Did anybody, has anybody asked him inspiration?
• 1:00:24
  And they're like, oh, so clearly, like you were doing
• 1:00:26
  Wicker Man, right? And like no, no, like wrong
• 1:00:29
  turn. Wrong turn 6.
• 1:00:30
  Yeah, like this is a remake of Wrong Turn 6.
• 1:00:33
  Did you? Was this not queer?
• 1:00:34
  Did I have that? Which was?
• 1:00:35
  Very obvious. Yeah, like I tried to get Doug
• 1:00:39
  Bradley, but I couldn't. Can you?
• 1:00:43
  Imagine Doug Bradley being the old man that decides he's going
• 1:00:46
  free fall foot first. Oh my God, that would be
• 1:00:48
  perfect. Goodbye boys.
• 1:00:52
  Drinking his Pepto Bismol as he's fallen.
• 1:00:58
  Oh my God I love this. Man to watch Midsummer later.
• 1:01:04
  Good. Or draw a comparisons.
• 1:01:05
  Yeah, do all the comparisons. Maybe this will be our.
• 1:01:07
  Patriotism. This month, well, we'll make our
• 1:01:10
  case for why Wrong Turn 6 is the is the first movie.
• 1:01:14
  It's the. Spiritual people, Yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:01:19
  The next morning. Tony, Victoria, Charlie or Tony,
• 1:01:24
  Charlie and Rod? Yeah, Rod, Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  They are trying to find. Wait, so Victoria was not her
• 1:01:34
  brother then it had to be Rod. Rod because Rod.
• 1:01:39
  Because like later he tells her to go, 'cause that's his sister.
• 1:01:42
  He's trying to save her. I I have no idea man.
• 1:01:46
  They're interchangeable. Casting was irresponsible.
• 1:01:49
  Yeah, it really was. So either way they are trying to
• 1:01:54
  figure out where Danny is and then all of a sudden there's a
• 1:01:56
  lap banging on the door and it's Danny and he wants in and he's
• 1:01:59
  like bloody and clearly still very drunk.
• 1:02:03
  He's mean to. Everybody.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah, he's being an asshole. This is one of those, like,
• 1:02:08
  friendship ending. You're being a drunk bastard,
• 1:02:10
  and I can't get past this fight we had.
• 1:02:12
  Yeah, like you try and continue to be friends after that, but
• 1:02:15
  it's never the same. Those are the worst.
• 1:02:17
  Yeah, those are the worst. Everybody's had a moment like
• 1:02:19
  that. Yeah, everybody's thinking of
• 1:02:21
  us. I think you and I are.
• 1:02:22
  Probably thinking of the probably, maybe not.
• 1:02:26
  We've had a couple like that. I mean, sometimes you can get
• 1:02:29
  past some of it. Sometimes it's like you, you
• 1:02:32
  went too far. Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  This time Daniel bridged too far.
• 1:02:34
  Yeah. And he and also she's like, why
• 1:02:37
  is your chest all scratched? And he's like, you tell me.
• 1:02:40
  Yeah, like. Wow, did you just admit to
• 1:02:43
  fucking your sister cousin? Well, I, I think that that's
• 1:02:46
  actually a good way to, like, make her confused.
• 1:02:48
  Like, did I do that when we had sex earlier or, I don't know,
• 1:02:51
  like what happened? Well, he didn't want to sleep on
• 1:02:54
  the couch. Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  But right after telling them that they can leave, he's home.
• 1:02:58
  Yeah. He's like, I'm home, you all can
• 1:03:00
  leave. And Charlie, Rod and Tony are
• 1:03:02
  trying to find Victoria because they felt very confused because
• 1:03:07
  drunk Danny was saying, well, yeah, no, Victoria's there, but
• 1:03:09
  he's dead. And they clearly don't believe
• 1:03:12
  that. So they're looking around,
• 1:03:16
  trying to find their missing friends, and they see Jackson in
• 1:03:19
  the kitchen prepping human meat. Yep, it's fixed flesh.
• 1:03:22
  And they're like, well, no, we're going to get out of here.
• 1:03:26
  And as soon as they start running, they're chased by the
• 1:03:28
  boys. And they see Jill's body in the
• 1:03:30
  freezer. When Charlie gets caught and
• 1:03:34
  they take a fire hose and. You shove it up his butt.
• 1:03:39
  Well, at first they tried to shove it down his throat, kind
• 1:03:42
  of a very aggressive waterboarding, which is saying
• 1:03:45
  something because waterboarding by nature is aggressive.
• 1:03:48
  And then they enema him to death.
• 1:03:50
  Yeah, he gets like a Randy Bo Bandigut and then it just
• 1:03:53
  explodes. Man, and if this wasn't such a
• 1:03:55
  mean, like sexually aggressive movie, it would be a unique kind
• 1:04:00
  of kill. But it just, it feels very well.
• 1:04:03
  I think the fact that they like made it.
• 1:04:04
  Up his. Up his butt.
• 1:04:06
  They could have just like. Done in the mouth, you know it.
• 1:04:08
  It feels, it feels like it's meant to have that connotation
• 1:04:10
  and it makes it icky and I don't like it.
• 1:04:14
  Rod tries to convince Tony to leave and he's like, listen,
• 1:04:19
  Danny knows something's up. I don't know if he knows all of
• 1:04:22
  it, but he knows enough of it and he's OK with it.
• 1:04:24
  We need to just go. And she's like, I can't leave
• 1:04:26
  him and. She goes to the the gun or the
• 1:04:30
  weapon room or whatever and she finds a gun there and takes it.
• 1:04:33
  And rod steps on a bear trap, an actual bear trap, not a
• 1:04:37
  distraction bear trap, but a bear trap with like teeth on it
• 1:04:41
  that that hurts and. Distraction Bear Trap was from
• 1:04:44
  the last episode. Yeah, if you didn't listen to
• 1:04:45
  Bring It On Chaired Eye, you would understand the distraction
• 1:04:48
  bear trap concept. But this is just a bear trap.
• 1:04:50
  Bear trap. It's.
• 1:04:51
  Got teeth and three fingers like.
• 1:04:54
  Finds him because he screamed and Yanks him and kills him.
• 1:04:57
  Yep, Tony makes it to the Fuckatorium and Sally confronts
• 1:05:04
  and taunts and Tony instead of shooting or hits her with the
• 1:05:10
  gun. She tells her that like Sally
• 1:05:14
  tells her that she's pregnant already.
• 1:05:16
  She's like, I know it. I'm pregnant.
• 1:05:17
  Like he knocked me out. Like yes.
• 1:05:20
  She's taunting her, having weird cravings that I've never had
• 1:05:23
  before, like water. See that is.
• 1:05:29
  Two different ends of exploitation.
• 1:05:31
  Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 1:05:34
  So yeah, they they start to wrestle and shit.
• 1:05:40
  What happens here? So Sally is gonna dunk Tony's
• 1:05:44
  head into like, boiling water, but Tony gets the upper hand on
• 1:05:48
  her and dunks her face in there and boils her face, and it's
• 1:05:52
  really bad. And then they're fighting and
• 1:05:55
  she shoots her leg and Jackson comes up and pulls them apart
• 1:06:00
  and he's like very upset. And he's about to.
• 1:06:03
  He's about to kill Tony, about to kill Tony, but Danny comes in
• 1:06:09
  and breaks up with her. He's yeah, breaks up with.
• 1:06:12
  Her and he won't let Jackson kill.
• 1:06:13
  He's like, this is my responsibility.
• 1:06:15
  And he goes over to her and he's like, run it, don't look back.
• 1:06:18
  And then Jackson immediately intercepts.
• 1:06:20
  So she stabs him with his keys because he was going to kill her
• 1:06:23
  and Danny's like. Why?
• 1:06:25
  Didn't you keep running? I told you to keep running.
• 1:06:28
  And she's like, he was gonna kill me.
• 1:06:30
  And he's like, that's not my problem.
• 1:06:32
  Yeah, he's holding the shotgun too.
• 1:06:33
  Like it's so fucking stupid. Yeah, like, I don't understand
• 1:06:37
  the thinking here, but yeah, like.
• 1:06:39
  So he lets the boys kill her. Yeah, she they sneak up behind
• 1:06:45
  her and they just like, chop her.
• 1:06:47
  And then later did we get a time frame for how much later?
• 1:06:51
  It doesn't say OK, sometime later, Hop Springs is booming.
• 1:06:55
  Hop Springs. That's that's what the sheriff
• 1:06:58
  was like whenever he was talking to them.
• 1:07:00
  We didn't even talk about that like when the two were at the
• 1:07:02
  store and he's like, what are you all doing at Hop Springs?
• 1:07:05
  I. Thought you were doing James
• 1:07:09
  Franco Spring Springs. Hop Springs.
• 1:07:13
  Springs, Springs offspring break forever.
• 1:07:19
  Bullet. We all watch that movie now too.
• 1:07:22
  Man, it's not spring break season yet.
• 1:07:24
  Not yet. It's been close.
• 1:07:25
  It's close. That reminds me, there is a
• 1:07:28
  rumored wrong turn 7 called wrong turn 7 Spring break.
• 1:07:34
  God, I hope Vanessa should. Oh my God, yes, yes.
• 1:07:40
  Now that it like. You can have Jackson back and
• 1:07:42
  it'd be like a reunion. They're canonically related to
• 1:07:45
  this. Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Princess. Oh my God.
• 1:07:47
  It's. Gonna happen.
• 1:07:49
  Oh my God. All right, so anyways.
• 1:07:51
  That's like, canonically it's not Canon, but whatever in my
• 1:07:54
  head is Canon. Yeah, hot.
• 1:07:55
  Springs is booming. They're, they're hosting a
• 1:07:57
  weight droppers conference, OK, Weight droppers.
• 1:08:02
  Weight. So that's like the not actual
• 1:08:04
  name for Weight Watchers. Right.
• 1:08:07
  Yeah, it's just like someone a convention for people trying to
• 1:08:10
  lose weight. OK.
• 1:08:11
  And then Danny is like, excuse me?
• 1:08:15
  Apparently he's got like he renamed the kitchen, like Tony's
• 1:08:18
  kitchen or something. Like that after her?
• 1:08:19
  Do you think that absolves you, my guy?
• 1:08:22
  Yeah, this. He's such a.
• 1:08:24
  Fucking idiot. Whatever.
• 1:08:26
  He makes the boys put on robes of Sally.
• 1:08:29
  Yeah, who is like now an amputee after everything that happened?
• 1:08:33
  And her face is like partially healed but not fully healed, so
• 1:08:36
  I think. Maybe it's just a few months
• 1:08:37
  later. Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  And like, and he's like, don't worry, we'll keep.
• 1:08:41
  Trying. Yeah, she's crying.
• 1:08:43
  She's like, why are you crying? She's like, I'm so happy.
• 1:08:47
  And then they have sex in front of the three boys.
• 1:08:49
  Ritual fucking. Yep, Yep.
• 1:08:51
  And that's how the movie ends. Well, 1.5.
• 1:09:00
  You know what? Yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Just not. Good.
• 1:09:02
  Is it? It's.
• 1:09:03
  There are so many things that would.
• 1:09:04
  Change, I think we talked. About several of those along the
• 1:09:07
  way. I think one big thing, like just
• 1:09:10
  don't make this about sexual violence and like the weird.
• 1:09:13
  Fucking incest shit is just so I did just you all miss the parts
• 1:09:18
  of what we liked about these, yeah?
• 1:09:20
  Like they like the whole like. You don't have to lean into the
• 1:09:24
  stereotypes of the whole shit. Just make them be killers and
• 1:09:28
  people be in West Virginia, like maybe they are at this resort,
• 1:09:31
  and then they just get killed, you know?
• 1:09:33
  Like, you don't have to have this whole thing with their
• 1:09:35
  family. Nobody gives a shit about their
• 1:09:37
  family. Like, they just want to see the
• 1:09:39
  three guys kill people. Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  In the woods, hooting and hollering with bows and arrows.
• 1:09:44
  Yeah, like that's, that's what wrong turn should be.
• 1:09:48
  Nobody needs you to, like, do what you were trying to do with
• 1:09:51
  this one right here. It's just, I'm going to be
• 1:09:53
  honest, I didn't write any notes on any of the pets.
• 1:09:57
  I don't think that they paid attention.
• 1:10:00
  I think Talia, Talia couldn't care less.
• 1:10:02
  Yeah, Talia. Talia, is this a 0?
• 1:10:04
  Till I said I'm not part of it. Yep, Zoe's ultimate warrior.
• 1:10:10
  Well, I don't know, like Danny for being super into the idea
• 1:10:22
  that a mill was presented to him as soon as he walked inside the
• 1:10:25
  house. That's true.
• 1:10:27
  So he is motivated by food. Loyalty.
• 1:10:29
  Yeah. And we talked about this, and we
• 1:10:32
  realized that Cordelia is Apple Action.
• 1:10:38
  Yeah, she's from Harlem, which is part of Apple Action.
• 1:10:42
  Yeah, she was born on Pine Mountain, Appalachia, so.
• 1:10:45
  We thought she would enjoy some hooten and hollerin and
• 1:10:50
  unfortunately there was a a severe lack of hooten and
• 1:10:54
  hollerin in this movie. But we figured Cordelia can give
• 1:10:58
  this a score, a rating from hoot to holler.
• 1:11:03
  I think the like who obviously means it's a good time hollers.
• 1:11:07
  Like that's so far gone. It's in the hollers, Yeah.
• 1:11:10
  So this is a hollers. This is a hollers for sure.
• 1:11:13
  So there we go. We've we've got, we've got a
• 1:11:16
  spot for Cordelia now. Now I have the misfortune of
• 1:11:20
  having to ask you this question. Who did you relate to?
• 1:11:23
  Oh boy. I guess I just related to was it
• 1:11:31
  whichever one had the camera, you know, because like, you
• 1:11:34
  know, I, I've got a camcorder over here.
• 1:11:37
  I haven't really had the opportunity to bust it out and
• 1:11:39
  record random shit, but I, you know, I've recorded you in the
• 1:11:42
  house before with that, just like doing, you know, shit in
• 1:11:45
  the kitchen and you were like, why are you recording me?
• 1:11:48
  Yep, You know, that is true. I got like to say like if we
• 1:11:51
  went on like a like a cross country thing or something like
• 1:11:54
  that, I would like to bust that out and just kind of like record
• 1:11:56
  random shit. You know what I mean?
• 1:11:57
  I think that it would be fun. You can like, have some fun
• 1:11:59
  making the little videos out of that.
• 1:12:00
  Like I, I understand his interest.
• 1:12:02
  I'm not into the whole filming people naked without their
• 1:12:05
  consent part of it. Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  I'm more into like though, let's get some cool footage part of
• 1:12:10
  it. OK.
• 1:12:11
  Yeah. What about you?
• 1:12:22
  I guess Jillian, not because I watch Antiques Roadshow, but I
• 1:12:27
  could see me finding like some random things that I would have
• 1:12:30
  a bizarre niche bit of interest and knowledge in.
• 1:12:34
  Yeah, I could see that. So OK.
• 1:12:38
  Dream. Sequel.
• 1:12:40
  Well, OK, Spring break. So we have this action.
• 1:12:45
  She's there and she sees Jackson.
• 1:12:50
  I don't. Even familiar I really don't
• 1:12:52
  want. Jackson to be part of this.
• 1:12:54
  Okay, that's for real for the joke.
• 1:12:57
  I like it. But if we're gonna do a new one,
• 1:12:59
  just cut all of that out. I want it to be the just the
• 1:13:03
  three boys back and you can have the grandpa, you know what?
• 1:13:06
  And we're back at Hop Springs. But we're just pretending that.
• 1:13:09
  This one didn't exist. The six didn't exist.
• 1:13:11
  Yeah. I mean, you don't even need to
• 1:13:12
  have hop Springs either, you know, like, I mean, I guess.
• 1:13:15
  That makes sense for like a spring break thing.
• 1:13:17
  Yeah, I want it to be kind of like a redo, like what this
• 1:13:19
  movie could have been. Yeah.
• 1:13:20
  So they like, yeah, they go there for a spring break.
• 1:13:24
  It's like a good deal or whatever, you know, like not
• 1:13:27
  going to the beach. Maybe they they like hiking.
• 1:13:30
  Yeah. And they're like, yeah, there's
• 1:13:32
  like good trails. And we can come back and relax.
• 1:13:33
  In the natural Hot Springs, yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Exactly. And obviously shenanigans go
• 1:13:38
  from. There, like there's really not
• 1:13:39
  supposed to be much more story to a wrong turn movie than that.
• 1:13:42
  Exactly. That's all you need.
• 1:13:43
  That's really. Yeah.
• 1:13:45
  OK, uh huh. What would Dom do?
• 1:13:49
  What would Dom do here? Dom would say this is not
• 1:13:52
  family. He's like family.
• 1:13:54
  But not like this. Like he would be so disappointed
• 1:13:58
  if you like this is just wrong. I think Dom would just like tell
• 1:14:05
  Mister nobody to nuke the place. Yeah, I was going to say like he
• 1:14:08
  just destroyed the Hot Springs and you're like this is they're.
• 1:14:10
  Doing bad things, They're killing people.
• 1:14:12
  Send John Cena down with this super fucking.
• 1:14:16
  Plane, jet or whatever and have him know he's like, that's my
• 1:14:19
  brother. That's what family.
• 1:14:20
  That's family. Yeah, OK.
• 1:14:25
  I have a couple. Of suggestions for a new
• 1:14:26
  timeline. OK, I've got.
• 1:14:28
  What the fuck? Inning?
• 1:14:30
  Yeah, I like that. OK, OK, keep going.
• 1:14:33
  Well my other one was the fuck. Inning and the cock Inning,
• 1:14:36
  because Oh my God, that's pretty good too.
• 1:14:39
  Those are both really, really good.
• 1:14:42
  Wrong turned. Six what?
• 1:14:44
  The fuck I? Like that.
• 1:14:54
  OK? I'm going to die.
• 1:14:58
  I'm so sorry. I'm OK.
• 1:15:02
  That's it. OK.
• 1:15:03
  No. Wrong.
• 1:15:03
  What the fuck? Now?
• 1:15:09
  I suppose it is time for. Internet review Yeah, OK, so I
• 1:15:15
  would like I am actually very. Excited to hear perspective.
• 1:15:18
  Of somebody who enjoyed this movie I am too I I really like I
• 1:15:21
  know we should on this movie a lot and I stand by the things
• 1:15:23
  we've said but I also stand by the thought that like there's an
• 1:15:26
  audience for every movie yeah OK so here we go I got one from
• 1:15:31
  IMDb it's an. 8 off 10 titled A New Wrong Turn.
• 1:15:35
  So the movie itself gets A7 for me, but I gave it an 8 for a
• 1:15:38
  couple of good efforts. I love the first Eliza, of
• 1:15:42
  course, and I love the second Rollins of course.
• 1:15:45
  That is the correct. Those are the correct people to
• 1:15:47
  pick from those movies. And then it became similar to
• 1:15:49
  the joyrides for instance. Juvenile wazee and aiming to
• 1:15:53
  exploit only certain elements instead of the whole.
• 1:15:56
  They didn't finish that. They tried to pay a little more
• 1:16:00
  attention. To the story, this actually has
• 1:16:02
  one in an. Attempt to sort of reboot the
• 1:16:04
  direction acting a little better than three through 5 and things
• 1:16:07
  seem more balanced. It's neither a ridiculous over
• 1:16:10
  the top Corfus nor a juvenile boob jiggle or giggle.
• 1:16:16
  Nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than unbalanced
• 1:16:19
  juvenile nudity. All the great slashers had a
• 1:16:21
  balance between the genders to an extent.
• 1:16:24
  I'm not perplexed by all of the bad reviews.
• 1:16:27
  Perhaps 3 through 5 were for the blood and boobs, but no boy
• 1:16:31
  butts crowd after all six changes things, tries a new
• 1:16:35
  direction and shows dudes butts and equal balance with exposing
• 1:16:38
  women. Some don't like that I guess.
• 1:16:41
  OK, they they butts are not the same as boobs, no.
• 1:16:45
  Butts are great to. See too, but.
• 1:16:46
  Like it's different, yeah. Not to mention people don't like
• 1:16:51
  change in any event, despite most admitting this franchise is
• 1:16:55
  needed to do that, find a fresh direction or die.
• 1:16:58
  So it's kind of funny reading the reviews.
• 1:17:00
  So in light of the movie itself being a step above the last few,
• 1:17:03
  certainly Gnosis and Kane. Nor should it be.
• 1:17:06
  It does have a lot more going for it as far as watchability
• 1:17:10
  than the last few installments. At least with this one they were
• 1:17:13
  trying to do something different.
• 1:17:15
  I applaud them for that at the very least.
• 1:17:17
  So 7 outs in for kudos and an extra point for effort at
• 1:17:20
  addressing how far downhill the franchise had went with some new
• 1:17:23
  turns. OK, that's it.
• 1:17:27
  OK, I can understand the whole thing of.
• 1:17:29
  Like trying to do something different but.
• 1:17:31
  Like. I mean, do you really need
• 1:17:33
  something different with this franchise?
• 1:17:35
  Like, it's just one of those franchises where you know what
• 1:17:37
  it is, You know, like you don't need to have, like you don't
• 1:17:41
  need to reinvent the will with these movies.
• 1:17:43
  Yeah, nobody's asking for that. That's The thing is that like, I
• 1:17:47
  do appreciate that. It tried to give a different
• 1:17:50
  storyline and a different setting.
• 1:17:53
  I don't like the direction they went with it though.
• 1:17:56
  Like I just like. If you're going to do that, do
• 1:17:58
  something like 2 where they're doing like the.
• 1:18:00
  Reality TV show thing where they like inject a little like found
• 1:18:04
  footage in that and like, yeah, like it's fun and it's you know,
• 1:18:08
  like and I'm new characters are introduced in that one too.
• 1:18:10
  Like you can do stuff like that. Like you don't have to have the
• 1:18:13
  three boys, I guess, but like just have like mutant
• 1:18:15
  hillbillies doing shit and I just like.
• 1:18:20
  If you're trying to like, promote equality and nudity in
• 1:18:23
  film, like equating but a man's butt to a woman's boobs is not
• 1:18:28
  the same thing. No.
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  OK, we don't. Wait, Let me just double check.
• 1:18:34
  I don't think we have any. Listener reviews.
• 1:18:37
  Congratulations. You.
• 1:18:40
  I don't blame you all. If you all didn't want to watch
• 1:18:42
  this one, like let us watch this one and tell you how bad it is
• 1:18:45
  and you can listen to us talk about it.
• 1:18:47
  You can make your your choice after listening to all of this
• 1:18:50
  if you feel. Like, it'll be worth watching if
• 1:18:52
  you want to watch Ari Astor's inspiration for Midsummer.
• 1:18:55
  Then I mean you probably do need to watch this one definitively
• 1:19:01
  like I mean. We heard it from him.
• 1:19:03
  Yeah, himself. Like he said it on the show,
• 1:19:05
  it's an exclusive so. But other than that, I mean,
• 1:19:09
  that's it for this episode. We're we're done with it.
• 1:19:11
  But you know what what? It's OK 'cause next week we're
• 1:19:13
  talking about truth or. Dare, oh boy, and this is the
• 1:19:17
  bad Truth or dare, Jesse the bum house.
• 1:19:19
  Truth or dare, we have done nothing but choose like, like
• 1:19:22
  other than like. Bring It On was pretty good.
• 1:19:23
  But like a lot of bad movies this month on the show and
• 1:19:27
  honestly, like, I don't know, like what's?
• 1:19:29
  Next. OK, never mind, we got Final
• 1:19:32
  Destination. Three.
• 1:19:33
  Hell yeah. OK, and honestly, like I only
• 1:19:35
  call this the bad truth or dare because.
• 1:19:37
  Compared to the sci-fi Truth or Dare, it is the worst.
• 1:19:40
  It's not it's not bad. It's not bad.
• 1:19:42
  It's not great. Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:19:44
  It's it's. Available to rent.
• 1:19:46
  Right now on. Prime YouTube or Google?
• 1:19:48
  TV. It's showing up on Tubi, but
• 1:19:53
  that might be an old hold on. There's somebody pulling it up
• 1:19:56
  on the app. I think it gets complicated.
• 1:19:58
  Sometimes because. Like it it gets confused with.
• 1:20:00
  Different movie titles? No, it says set reminder on
• 1:20:04
  here. So, oh, so OK, So it doesn't
• 1:20:06
  have an active license with TV, right?
• 1:20:08
  Now, but might. Soon, OK.
• 1:20:10
  So, yeah, OK. But yeah, you can watch that.
• 1:20:14
  This is the one with Lucy Hale. So that's that's the one we're
• 1:20:18
  talking about. All right, in the meantime, we
• 1:20:24
  want to thank very much our bubbies over at the Patreon.
• 1:20:26
  We have Joe Freaka, Trump, as is his name, Amber, Michael, Lord
• 1:20:30
  Zombie, Tyler, Johnny, Jason and Chad.
• 1:20:32
  Yeah, thank you guys. We really appreciate your all
• 1:20:35
  support. Very.
• 1:20:36
  Much makes a big. Difference it helps us keep our
• 1:20:41
  website keep playing discs since our old disc player quit
• 1:20:46
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• 1:20:49
  The stickers and stuff like that, yeah, it's really cool.
• 1:20:52
  Thanks with all those things and we really appreciate it.
• 1:20:54
  If you want to help the show in non.
• 1:20:55
  Financial ways, there are definitely things that we need
• 1:20:58
  that money can't buy unless you buy bots, but that's gross.
• 1:21:02
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• 1:21:05
  subscribing to the show, following wherever you listen,
• 1:21:08
  sharing us on social media, all of those things help rating and
• 1:21:11
  reviewing. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:21:12
  Those are all really good to know or.
• 1:21:14
  Really good to have. Yeah, it helps.
• 1:21:16
  So yeah, if you can do that, we'd greatly appreciate it so
• 1:21:19
  much. Yeah.
• 1:21:20
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• 1:21:23
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• 1:21:25
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• 1:21:33
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• 1:21:35
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• 1:21:38
  everything. So just go check that out if you
• 1:21:40
  want to. All right, until next time.
• 1:21:43
  Bye. Talia says this is our distress.
• 1:21:58
  I hear her right outside the door.
• 1:21:59
  Yeah, let's check on her.