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Gossip Girl: Much "I Do" About Nothing · Your One And Only Source

• 0:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello and welcome back to the season one finale of your one and only source, we are your hosts.
• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Phoebe.
• 0:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Caroline and today we are recapping season one episode 18 of gossip girl called much I do about nothing.
• 0:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, can I just say you know who Blair was reminding me of so much during this episode?
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Someone that we know.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes.
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: In real life.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: page of the sort of a Oh, yes, I mean, there was so many moments that I was like, this is so paid.
• 0:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving page right now on the streets of New York 100 going up to Amanda.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you know, I'm the crazy bitch around here.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, literally, I was blown away by the, the parallels with similarities there.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved it.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: This episode is honestly so crazy and so good and I didn't know when we started like recapping the show.
• 0:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know that I was going to be on a full-fledged hate campaign for Dan Humphrey, but here I am.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He really, he is terrible this episode.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, he's a freaking dud.
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've known that, but like, well, at first it felt like he was going to like, so not surprise us kind of do like what I feel like the writers want us to think is character.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly what I need to be surprised because he as he says himself, I'm the least judgmental person in the world.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, remember your dad said that's episode that you're actually like the incredibly judgment person.
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is a classic example of the like the guy that would say about himself nice guys finish last.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, yeah, big it's because you're not a nice guy.
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then then you have an actual nice guy like me.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, he would never say that exactly.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like just because you're a loser doesn't mean you're a nice guy.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think a lot of men need to hear that.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, hear it again.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just because you're a loser doesn't mean you're nice doesn't mean you deserve anything good Okay, it's what that means just because you're not cool doesn't automatically make you nice and fact lots of not cool people are like mean They have the most hate in their hearts out of anyone.
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've met Sorry, I love myself.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would I hate in my heart?
• 2:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because it's fun
• 2:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, because of its program that way anyway, um, yeah, this is quite the season one finale and honestly season one is just it's so great.
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is pretty good.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's it's awesome.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, okay, so let's get into it.
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We begin Serena is wearing a gold metallic trench coat red pumps walking down a cobblestone road trying to get a hold of her maybe boyfriend.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan Hump.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she literally, I mean, this is Arya.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's walking around a hand in her hair, and then she finally finishes one voice mail.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, ah, I'm coming over.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, first, first she starts the phone call.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, okay, well, Dion, I have, at this point, probably, this will be the last message before your voice mail is completely full.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, ah, I'm coming over.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, fine, I'm coming over.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she hails a freaking taxi, and she's like, I am gonna go get my meal.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like Brooklyn and he's like, where in Brooklyn and she's like, uh, just drop me off in Brooklyn.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'll find it out.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Smell him.
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know where it is.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so she's been up all night since we left last episode with Dan and Georgina, apparently going to get down and dirty.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we believed.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgina like grosses me.
• 3:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's something really gross about her.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's not Michelle Jacksonburg.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the nature of an incredible actor.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now that the veil between Sarah and Georgina has become so much thinner, I made even more uncomfortable.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, she like gives me the egg kind of like yes.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I also just seem like there's no way you're like hygienic for some reason.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that about Georgina.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It may be it's a smokey eye that she's always like, I'm like, okay, you just did silver eyeshadow on top of the existing like faded black eyeshadow from last night, but I'm also like she's like this transient, I don't think she like lives anywhere right now, like I don't really know what her financial situation is, know me you are, I'm like, is she, I mean, I we see her parents, but I'm like,
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently she's on the lamb right now.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently she stole a credit card.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's maybe how she's getting by at the moment.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's lasted you this long.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And my mind you see.
• 4:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine you get nobody in Newark.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's someone there's someone so rich that's like, they're just they don't know where that they're like, I'll just keep paying.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a rena's credit card.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a rena's like, I probably bought that.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably one of my purchases.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not even looking like a proving all the fraud.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not even looking.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's just like, yeah, pay it Exactly, she's not doing her spills.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then jump scare Lily and Rufus Can noodling and bed post-quadal vibes.
• 4:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like spoo.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like morning after Spooning.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god morning up morning after and morning of her wedding day Right this is cray cray
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is totally crazy and Lily like completely, look, I'm team Lily most of the time, but I am like, what flip, what's switching your brain exists, where like, this is your behavior and like you end up down the aisle later today.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, try as we might to make her this like elevated elegant woman who makes the right calls.
• 5:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is Serena Van der Witzens mother and that becomes more and more evident every episode.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, these are just things Serena would be doing.
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the phone rings and it's Rupus's phone and really the girl is it?
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, how do you think?
• 5:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like do you think barred is calling Rufus like what who do you really I guess you could be concerned that Dan is calling in that like yeah It was a big assignment but with little which I could see Rufus doing.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope not But no, he's got his freaking he's got you watched it.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's gotten a freaking record label deal
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god Link and Hawks going on freakin' door.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not a record label deal, but yes actually.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're opening for the breeders, which I'm sure is a real band.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Loki, don't love the name.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like the name either, but it's a big band.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why don't I know them?
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You would probably know some of that stuff.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't be that.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if they have a song in the episode.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like anytime you like mention a musical artist or something, they're being spotted in the episode.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: he says oh my god when he hangs up and then she says oh my god and he tells her what his oh my god was about and then he's like what was it was your own my god about and she's like well it's day has been wedding day has been my wedding day I'm like okay where's Eleanor though as are you just thinking about her kind of that line read I just had like felt very Eleanor though it does seem very Eleanor when I just miss her like why wasn't she at the wedding?
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a great question, where is she?
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, sheops, stag of the wedding, no L. Even, even, no L, even to reach showed up to Kyle's daughter's wedding.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if to reach a show up to Kyle's daughter's wedding, then L, he could show up to Lills.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do just want to do a quick little tangent.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you about to show me obisilatrix basilatrix covered in hair basilatrix is drama's pet bat that is red and black like blood That's what drama says it's like blood and don't talk about her on the podcast She's special in words and buddy will come in and steal her traffic her Facilatrix no drama.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're recording
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, her name is Baciliterax last night.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were me and Anthony were watching the double horse product in here and Drommel was kind of talking and the Baciliterax came up but I was like who?
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you didn't you had a map Baciliterax?
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, did you have her name yet?
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, oh my god.
• 7:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, Baciliterax and it was like
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: What a beautiful name for the girl.
• 7:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even more beautiful name for a red and black bat.
• 7:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then he was like, that's the name of my bat.
• 7:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I didn't know that he had a bat.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, now you didn't.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I was like, did he bring a bat?
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's no really.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's no really.
• 7:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no really, it's no
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: which is like that's low key exactly what happened to flower pillgory and if you guys don't know who that is well then go figure it out like it's a name of one of the episodes we probably flower pillgory is a name of the chipmunk that was brought into my home dead but very peaceful and laid to rest on their bed as the dog stared at me like what are you gonna do with our friend who's sleeping here hope it's okay mom and like that thing is not sleeping i screamed at the top of my freaking longs
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: trucks like stop you're going to wake him up no he really he will need to sleep mama he he seemed really tired out days not really moving or leaving so and drama's like yeah there's a reason for that chuck there's a freaking reason for that lany call him lany from of my son man
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't even know Lenny was the name of the person.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I got to mix up with Curly.
• 8:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was a big mistake because Curly.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it all comes back to gossip girl because did you know, late and me, sir played Curly's wife in the place in men on Broadway?
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thought you were going to say Curly in like a school production girl.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Curly is wife who famously is a really, really deep, terrible role because she's abused by him and he always was the glove, the Vaseline in it.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: That book is good.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pele, okay, I'll give it to him at John Steinbeck.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of my cement is a good read.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's done it one quick, also.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very quick.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And not all of his books are.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two of them are that I can think of what the other one.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't re-row.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did he write old man in the sea?
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's earned something away.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what about those anymore.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so anyway, Rupus is like congrats and whatever, you're getting married.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Bart then calls Lily and Rufus has Jumping in answer it and Lily says Jimmy to kill you and she has to leave to go talk to her husband on their wedding day Which by the way guys Lily you've been married enough times to know it's bad if we can do do It's bad freaking Jews you see the groom And she does say that to him though and she's like well
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think she just knows it's like the walk of shame, you know, it's like going to dog poops in the house and they're like, oh, tell what you're like.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to the wall dwarfs and Blair wakes up in Chuck's arm in his arms, but with her leg wrapped around his legs I'm like, oh, okay, he's funny business there.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're trying to make it seem like Chuck was like,
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: coming on to you, but your leg is on his listening.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're asleep.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: The heart wants what it wants and the body will just react.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: The body knows what to do.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's reaching off for the one that it loves.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, they've mostly cuddling.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: She makes up for if I'd smack him, wake some up.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says, who, what, where, when, why?
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like that is so Blair.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says they stayed up late, plotting against Georgina, and then they just fell asleep, and it's like not a big deal.
• 10:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And apparently he wasn't a floor, and then moved to the bed, and she goes, why?
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he was like, well, I didn't want to hurt my back, and she goes, she goes, why?
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like you ever do anything athletic, which is such an easy, like, well, you know that to not be true, so you're not true.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, okay, well, nothing that requires you to take off your scarf.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay, so he left the score on as what we just learned.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Blair's like, all right, well, we, before he fell asleep, we did come up with a good idea.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will take it from here because Chuck has to go right his best man speech and like procrastination station over here, however, his speech is pretty good.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I wrote yours the night before you're running.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, and this is actually my way of bringing that up.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what was that about?
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I wrote it the night before and it was perfect.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was great, it was great.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I am the type of person that I have to have like an extra, I have unpacked this and therapy.
• 11:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to have an external stimulus to get anything done.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oftentimes, it's a deadline.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 11:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oftentimes, it's someone's going to be really bad at me if this isn't happened by this time.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I will wait until it's like, will she won't she?
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, definitely.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then we
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's about to leave and she says I can be a bitch enough for both of us and then she pushes him out of a room and we have this great little actually, okay, he's she says he as she's pushing him out of a room he says you know they say when you love something you should set it free and she says and they say when you hate something you should slam the door in her face and as she goes to do that he says I love it when you talk dirty Blair.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And for some reason, him saying Blair at the end there, like Santa Shiver down my spine, I was like, oh, like, kind of hot.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I was kind of so in it for Blair and Chuck, this episode until, you know, yeah.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I was loving it.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I fucked it up.
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, and this, it's fun to watch it and this, like, slower cadence again because so much of my gossip girl watching has been binge mode.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, oh, I am like falling in love with them slowly.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is a good feeling.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we got a central park in Nate and the captain are running together again, and things seem like they're back on the up and up, and the captain's like, the trial should go great.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: The lawyers feeling good, and they will get to celebrate tonight at the wedding.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Nate is like, so when's mom coming home?
• 12:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's crazy to me is that he's like, I want you both to meet Vanessa.
• 12:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Really, have you hung out twice?
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, hey, if I'm dating Vanessa, I'm holding off on her meeting my parents for a bit.
• 13:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because also, how are you gonna get to for a mouth shut?
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 13:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'd like to talk to you about the systemic oppression involved in your, she's saying about that.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she'd also talk about like, and how dare you do this to your son and you're doing these drugs.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And but like, she would, she'd be like, I know a thing or two about deadbeat dads.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Top.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I started going on cap just in a colloquial way.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's fair.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Captain Archibald, Cap, In America, they're both, they're both C.A.s.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then there's Cap, Christopher Allen, Christopher Allen.
• 13:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: See, oh, my God, you're right.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And always, sometimes when I remember that my name is Allen, I'm like, oh, you know.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's not like giving Ellen.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, anyway, so what did that decided not to go by Christmas by Owl?
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if our dad was Owl?
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe?
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I don't like the sound of that.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like, he's just not an owl and you know it.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because then when we then we'd be forced to think of him as owls and deelerantos.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'd be like, Dad, sorry.
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Al, every time I say Al, I just picture you in that yellow top dot, and I just, I, it's not good for the old brain.
• 14:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're pretty little liars podcast.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have to keep work and in the home life separate.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we go by Chris?
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you get that?
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we, can we just go by Chris or tap or tofer?
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, tofer, when I learned that was short for Christopher, I was like, barely short, barely short for.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tofer is, if you guys know a tofer, I want to know like how that came to be.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you name someone Christopher and decide to use tofer?
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 14:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: No offense.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fair.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, it's kind of try hard.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is, girl.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, um, cap gets a call to sponsor.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate's going to go home and then he said it was his sponsor jokes on you, Nate.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'll leave her daddy alone.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you better be there tonight.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, I'm going to sneak out and come meet you.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, Mrs. Archibald isn't coming to the wedding.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, she's in the Hamptons.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to the Humphrey loft.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is furiously knocking on Dan's door.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: He opens it.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She kisses him.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so happy.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think the kiss was shocking.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I actually thought that um, like loudly, like a pretty good performance in this episode.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, overall.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Another she doesn't usually, but like this one, I felt like there was a lot that was great and including in the scene.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you're here, which means you're slept here, which is a relief, but not a surprise.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we hear Serena.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, for voice is crazy.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I can't even, eventually I'll get it, but like, but that is, it sounds generated, like, a, I generated.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, how in three can we talk?
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It really is.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, it's, she's give my gosh, my gosh.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh, she'll give my gosh
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: the things we could have had.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly though, I do think there's there's something to investigate here with Georgina and perhaps her being like a humanoid.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why she's wrote a lot of secrets.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's so smart.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why she's always got the smokey eye.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so scary.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she talks this way.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Claude invented Georgina.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out her name her dad's name is Claude.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, her parents are there and it's just two laptops on like rolling cards.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Claude and wait, well Claude and Georgia.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgia, Penelope.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Track and Berg.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, Claude and GVT.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Claude and Colin Chott.
• 16:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, we calling on Chottie Kathy.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't ask why.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No Kathy's on her.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody thinks Kathy's her name, but it's really Chottie.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, if you just call her Chottie Kathy, because she is a talker, she's long-winded.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so when Georgina says Serena, Serina says, but that is surprising.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan says nothing.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then just stands there like a dope.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan is literally like, yeah, to complete this freaking game.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like Serena.
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know play stupid games wins.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who would prize is you got what you asked for?
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Slot?
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh my.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Slot is Serena, huh?
• 17:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had heard it before, but I didn't want to believe it.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't want to believe it, but I did.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's kind of why I was with you.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I could lose my freaking B card before I met George over here.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now I did.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you're working as done here.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now, while my body count is higher than it was.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So bye, girl, go wash your hair.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgina says they say that love conquers all, but maybe love never met Georgina sparks.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a tough, it's a tough, tough scene.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgina is just epic here and she can't even hide this mile on her face.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes to get her coat and Serena and Dan can't see her face and she's just like literally smile.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, sorry, the way Dan was talking, I thought it was over and Serena gets physical.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: but hurls her body at Georgina.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's exactly what you plan.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might nip you in a psycho-patient.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan is holding her back.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, don't hurt my new girlfriend.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sarah, go.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like why her.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, why are you so calling her?
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't because you know her name.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, Serena says Georgina, and he's like, whatever.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I think not whatever.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, well, you can't live in the fantasy that that is Sarah for that.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Especially more convenient for you.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, Dan, boy, you've been dating this girl for months at this time.
• 18:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is it so easy for, and this is just like classic man, nice, shiny thing in front of him.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, with the way you want us to think you are,
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, you would want us to think the better of you, which would be to believe you're a friend of you.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And even if you don't fully understand what's going on to trust her, and not immediately cheat on her.
• 18:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then take the side of the girl who did it, meant to line to you about her name.
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: and all this stuff.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like later on when we find out that Dan still thinks Serena cheated on him.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, wait, so Serena tells you everything and then you still think she also cheated on you.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, hey, by the way, you cheated on her.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not like the tit for tap thing is crazy.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Dan's like, well, you cheated on me, so I cheated on you.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, okay, well, that you're sick.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's not how that works.
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, Dan, you say you never loved her.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the thing is is that Serena is like, you
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: guilt ridden.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can see it all over her face.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't eat.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can sleep and you seem fucking fine.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You seem well rested.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, Dan.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He does.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And don't think I haven't noticed her.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's been a lot of gossip girl blast today.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, I mean, you're inspired.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I should say.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anywho, he's like, I'm just going to make Serena pay for this.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm going to punish the fuck out of her in every possible way that I can.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Serena's like, I'm going to tell Dan.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's still
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you good luck, Dan.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'll leave you to it.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I've really wanted things to get better But it looks like I've just made them worse.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, are you gonna be okay here with her?
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She seems aratist table I'm Serena.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just worried me and Dan and she holds his hand
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is literally Kyle Mauricio and PK talking to Dury.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, yes, and I'm sorry Dury to make you Serena, but in this case, you just are.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think she does have Serena.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She does.
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And maybe that's, I have to go.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's her leaving her two, I have to go in this episode and they're like bang bang.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right after the other.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena tells me on the entire story and he says, she's like, do you hate me?
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is like, well, I don't hate you, but like, this is a lot.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, that's just not what you say.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's just not what you say.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, I, did you want to go back to this part of the story?
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't kill him.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She literally, it's like, okay, like, we're just not going to drama.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's talk about it again.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she didn't shoot up the school.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's, he's, he's going to
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I can't unsee this that you all that you thought you killed someone.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: The fact that you thought you killed someone, it's like, also again, I'm gonna go back to this Dan, you've known who she was.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even if you weren't boss of girl, you've admit to all of us that you've been fucking watching her for years, pining after her.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like you didn't know what you were getting yourself into.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe that you didn't know she was party girl Serena.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe you didn't know she was in the same room as drugs before and men.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, come on.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is, don't act like this isn't what you wanted.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like this is the Serena you ultimately fell in love with yes, she's changed for you But that's the girl that you were first into exactly.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's like, okay So like anyway, it's all over now.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can fix this and he's like Mmm, and then he's gonna tell her something about that And she's like oh no, it's okay You Georgina and Vanessa were just hanging out and it got late and you fell asleep Hey Dan, this is maybe if you want the relationship to work which clearly you don't this is kind of how you have to
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: React like you like it's arena is willing to put both of your mistakes behind you Yeah, forward with the relationship and yet you're still playing the victim.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Although I will say yes the playing the victim is crazy But I will say like I think that this line from Serena so indicative of like the way she was raised the love story she grew up watching where it's just like
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's fine, like, yeah, I'm just going to pretend that like whatever happened didn't happen.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll brush it under the rug and we're going to tell myself this story.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm content to just move forward, like living this lie.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like it's a very like upperly cider thing to do that Dan is incapable of doing.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and it's like, it is healthier not to do it.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might be incapable of doing it, but he is doing it.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then his own kind of way by like not answering, not really wanting to talk about it.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like,
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys both did, and Serena didn't even cheat on you.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't cheat on you.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, I'm just like, if I, you just obviously don't love her.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you obviously just do not know what love means.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't love her.
• 22:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's okay.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: But then stop acting like you just got your heart broken.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you're calling the shots here.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's, that's insane.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what you fucking love.
• 22:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you love it.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You love that you're in the position of power.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100% hate it.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then Serena leaves.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: When I told my mom not to go away with roofing, I said it was because you and I are forever, I know I was right.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan calls Blair.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Lily goes to me Bart at this empty apartment that kind of looks like I don't know if you saw after the hunt.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it looks like the apartment that Julia Roberts has that she finds Andrew Garfield sleeping in.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like her other apartment.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of has the same a smaller vibe to that.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: See that.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I should watch that.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's the first apartment building Bart ever bought and he's like, yeah, and this whole conversation is just a metaphor.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I like to come here to feel how it felt the first time.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, everybody who doesn't know how to say silhouette and ghost.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do we know what a metaphor is?
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe is very irked by you people not knowing how to say what I'm saying.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just irked.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm concerned.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and you want to know something else.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's like, okay, so not only do you not like go to school and learn,
• 23:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you'd be able to freak and say exactly like, okay, just tell me you never were invested in this Irish upwards in a Madaguniverse Anyway, so He says to her that there's comfort and revisiting the things that we love when we were young But I'm not a young man anymore, and maybe I've outgrown this place and maybe holding on to it is keeping me from moving forward at the most important thing to me
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you think I should do?
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like the real thing guys are built.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey guys the building is roof is building is roof is in Bart is low.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he's like and so what should I do and she gets it she looks at him like okay and she's like well I think you should let it go and Bart's like I think so too
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: and then it's the first time he looks at her and the scene the whole time was like walking around the apartment he's not looking at her he looks at her and says now can you do the same for me and she nods it's really great I honestly like I don't hate Bart Bass at this point in the show but it also Lily's doing exactly what Serena was just saying to Dan like oh we'll just have this other whatever and it's like Lily is doing that and they're both doing it and that's just like the way of this world and so no wonder Serena was down to do that.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I do love not so much romanticly, Blair and Dan, but I do love them as partners and pretty too.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's, oh, I was going to say it's giving Spencer and Caleb, well, yes, but it's also giving Mona and Caleb.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, very much.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I love it.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they are at Blair's dining room table.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's calling Georgina, it goes to voicemail.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's crazy that even her voice mail set up for Sarah.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's still, well, you know she's a humanoid.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, she has two bones.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she has two, she has multiple bones.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're all in her head and they're all in her head, okay?
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so, um, he says on the voicemail, he's exterring to tell me some crazy stuff.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just, I don't know what to believe, but I want to see you.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he hangs up and he says to Blair, this is so weird.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't normally do plots against people.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair goes, don't worry, virgin.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll talk to you through it.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so funny in this episode.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She gives us like hilarious, like, look of disgust.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's also like, Dan, really, really gossip girl, not your sister, not your literal, kids' sis.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think even on some plots against her.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also weird to say that.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really do plots against people.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like um, okay, and that's how you know that's like no longer.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, um, I gave Virgin and then the phone rings immediately and it's for Gina and I too.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have always loved the scene of Georgina in the car huge sunglasses great smokey eye amazing blow out the girl from the blingering who Emma Watson played
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to rob.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there's no one.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there's not so much Emma Roberts or Emma Watson.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Watson.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Playing her.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the actual.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, true.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, true.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so she's like, well, what's up, and he's like, I want to end up with Serena when you meet me.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she like makes him wait for us.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just has, and it's honestly brilliant acting.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just has a moment of like, and she says, our spot in the park by the pond.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: like your spot in 3-in and 3-in and that's what she walks in as a flip like I'm 3-in.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's exactly what I mean.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: When she said our spot, Blair was like spot in the park by the pond.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, me as well, have done an exorcism 360 of her head.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He literally wears, that's Ben's, Brandon's exceeded degrees.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, did you say our spot?
• 27:18
  [UNKNOWN]: Did you win her?
• 27:19
  [UNKNOWN]: I'm confused.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, that's something that Paige maybe would have clocked him down to say, like, about what?
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if he said, that's a page of that on there.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, she hangs up and Georgina's in the car, and she goes, one last battle, and the war is one.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, girl got it.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am a little bit interested.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get to it in a second, but like Dan I think Dan needed to play the part a little better in the park Of like when he didn't keep up the charade.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's like immediately.
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like actually I'm not into you anymore.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah It's like he saw her and was like He's like gonna blur now I'm actually in the blood.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blah.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just suddenly like fast forward to the prints the way in the way that he says but blah Blah
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, sounds like a sheep like bleeding.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, that's B-L-E-A-T, not bleeding.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair tells Danny's a natural born liar, and she's like, and all that stuff about last night of his genius, you want to tell anything?
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what did you fucking do?
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is Paige again.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to Georgina and Dan walking through Central Park.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I am like,
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was when I was wondering if they fully have sex, but I don't think they did it.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they did either.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: They did, they had their clothes on, I feel like when we saw them in the, to be see them in the bed.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it looked like they were like leaving because like Dan was going, it looked like he was like going like walk out the door to like go somewhere.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan was like putting a shirt on.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I think they had sex, but they definitely made out.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they at least want to start out with Made Out.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm sorry, Georgina did give them a blowjob for sure.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Georgina's giving blowdubs all the time.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the time.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she doesn't have their currency to her.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they are.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is Alex Cooper at Boston College.
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, Dan, have you ever heard of the Glock Luck 5,000?
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or whatever, it's called, is it $3,000?
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's $3,000 psychotic.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She tells him, I think we should be together forever.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jordan, you know, what is the game plan?
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what is the game plan here?
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, all right, the jig is up.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: that's new to us but to by the way and she's like she was fighting for her life and she's doing fine but I do think that Dan is like I can't go back on my plan because Blair's right over there.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also it's low-key giving Voldemort and Harry Potter where it's like
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: the one person that Voldemort is scared of in the entire world is Harry Potter.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I would never like in Blair to Harry Potter, but just in this instance, it's like the only person that can genuinely scare Voldemort is Harry.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is what's happening here.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah, I mean, it's like nothing can scare me.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm going to win no matter what.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She turns around.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She turns around, sees where blood, curdling screen.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair has a lightning bolt scar on her forehead, and she's like,
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She who must not be named exactly, but at this time Blair was a potterhead.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my god.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's she and here's a thing.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a Ravenclaw throughout her and they're in through.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a Ravenclaw with Hufflepuff tendencies.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a finder, I guess.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Hufflepuff.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that's surprising to anyone.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I would have honestly probably said Gryffindor.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's so nice.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're welcome.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Dan, like, thinks he's a Gryffindor, slow-run.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: For sure, 100%.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's actually not at Hogwarts, she's a muggle.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, that's her yes, but she's what she's what no, she's a she's a web.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I was going to say She was born a wizard Family, oh my god, so she like lives adjacent to everything and her mom buys her all the best ones and none of them work She's like I just want you to have the right thing so that you can at least keep up appearances
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anywho, so Georgina's like, what's it?
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just going to go back to Serena and just like leave me.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Blair comes up from behind because Georgina goes, you're going to leave me all alone and Blair goes, oh, you're not alone, G. I'm here now.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's so good.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: The look on Georgina's face of pure terror.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she's like, and she does have the most beautiful eyes.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Michelle Trachtonberg's face is so emotive.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And her eyes just get massive as she's looking at Dan.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, I brought some people who really want to see you.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you remember your parents?
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is the part that's so page to me like this exact whole scene.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just like down to the outfit too.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not something page would wear now.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but it does give if page was the same age that she is now when the show was airing.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was pretty much off the rack buying everything Blair had on.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we get this amazing gossip girl quote, the only thing feared by the spawn of Satan, mom and dad, leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're made by parents even more wicked than their offspring.
• 32:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I don't know that they seem not wicked to me.
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they seem reasonable.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they seem like parents who have just about had it.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair's like, yeah, your parents told me everything you were supposed to be on the equestrian circuit, but you sold your show ponony for cocaine, and they had like centered to rehab, and she goes, it was awful.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was in Utah, and I'm like, how dare you!
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You obviously didn't know yet about Utah, and the gold mine it fucking is.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: If Georgina had ended up in Utah, she would have been the center of real house, otherwise it's all like Saturday.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, she's giving Monica or she would have yes or she would have gone Mormon.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I could because she does have her religious and she would have been good friends with Taylor from keep on my god.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she leans in at least I lasted longer than low hand.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So definitively, it is low hand.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Moving forward, it's low hand.
• 33:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: If Michelle tried to work says low hand, it's low hand.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there you go.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair leans in as Georgina just can't even believe what's going on.
• 34:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says the most infamous line, probably of the whole show I would say.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm not even going to try.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, I was going to let you, but I was like, why, I just, I'm not putting myself in the position.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, have a new herd.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the crazy bitch around here.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: oh it's just so good and this is right after she by the way did a bunch of research for Jordan as parents on where she should go.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She got this on quick.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: In the parents, this is how you know Blair is kind of a netty hospital.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The parents are like, your Blair has been such a good friend.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did all this research.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She thank her one day.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's it's giving like when you
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you're ever in like the horrible position of having a friend who's struggling with addiction and like you are like I have to get them help but they're not going to see that this is help like until That's obviously not what this is but that's what her parents think it is and they're like one day but also what a good friend but also it clearly is what
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but it's funny because Blair chose like blit they could have just been rehab a could have just been whatever, but the fact that she chose like a Christian Panic boot camp for her like she was like, I'm gonna have them with that.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think you need Jesus and then Blair leaves and so then we go to the loft and Dan asks Rufus Like how you think it's cool.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why didn't you come home last night?
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, why do you leave the show and Rufus like a teenage boy said son of your freaking business Where were you last night at my my big break literally and dance like oh yeah No, I want I definitely want to hear about it Sorry, I want to hear about it.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a wedding to go to it's it's the wedding and I'm like okay Why are you picking a fight with your dad this morning like you should be picking a fight with you I mean, I know it's trouble.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd be on down if I left to go get lips
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I left my dad's rock show to go get lips from a freaking syshap.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was humanoid?
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I'm smarter child.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever experience smarter child?
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, you know what it is, all right?
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, it was like chatchiepe tea before we had it on AIM when like you would Oh god, I used to love AOL instead of messaging and you'd instantly message but there was a bot called Smarter Child and you could talk to Smarter Child and that's Georgina.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, please comment if you remember Smarter Child.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: These two be like so are you a virgin to Smarter Child and they'd be like I'm not answering that.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: wasn't a kid it was like it was a robot okay like like I just said like a million times it was like it's like touchy BT but at the time I was like well do we even freaking out robots yeah we did we did because there was also the paperclip I knew the paperclip from word so then you did know about what was his name clippy
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Paper clip?
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but you know that YouTube video muffins.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Paper clip muffin?
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you are actually pissing me off.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so anyway.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan confirms for Rufus.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, guess your dick game wasn't strong enough.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, guy.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's happening.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: The wedding's on.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: like I'm like actually why are you like he's like yeah they're getting married today the love of your life he's like and just so you remember where I am I put the invitation on the fridge yeah exactly along with the picture you remember it's all night I'm live streaming up yeah
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, you could just go to gossipgirl.com.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, ever heard of it.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, uh, then Dan also was like, oh, and by the way, the only reason Lily doesn't want to be with you is because Serena has her not to.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, I'm actually like his Dan doing a Hail Mary here trying to get his their parents back together so that he has a reason not to be with her.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan also just like,
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: being a dick to his dad, like, well, yes, like what else was new?
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where's the news?
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fair classic, classic behavior from him.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, and literally, if he's like, thanks Dan.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, hey, that's not what Rupus needed to hear right now on the morning of his, the love of his life's wedding day to somebody else.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't need to hear that the only reason they're not together is because you and you're fucking teenage girlfriend that you just botched it with, by the way.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't, like, oh my god.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa is wearing a Jenny home for your original to this wedding and it's like Jenny It actually this is an active war from Jay home.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's bad But she walks out and Dan it's it's like she's doing a first look with Dan Dan says of course clean up nice Abrams
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't I can't I can't there's a fully like turnaround he has like a big it's like a full reveal I'm like I can't she's wearing a tie dye bright orange dress with like a neon yellow Pettico underneath it's terrible.
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, but she is like so pretty.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is the thing.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's the thing
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So everyone's setting up for the wedding, people are arriving.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair is wearing pink, and I just, I am going to say one thing.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do feel like we could have benefited from a spray tan, you know what I mean?
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's our page to sort about what have notes.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right, right, right, but I do think the dress is really pretty.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she looks great, and honestly, there is something about Blair.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she's as a shield, she's like, I don't think she's a tan person.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: but it's just like, it would have popped a little bit.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just think it would.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Blair goes up to Chuck.
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, my sweet just great, whatever.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, how do things go with Horgina?
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That, I was about to, our mom wouldn't say this about any of our friends, but I do mean there would be a character on Bravo, named Horgina, and that is a name, like mom would come up with.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And mom wouldn't say this.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: would crack herself up about it.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She would text it to us and then she would send us a video of her like with tears streaming now.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like how she says like Iraq and bees.
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because you guys know we into Apple bees ones.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys know Apple bees?
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We went to Apple bees ones and
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: In moms retelling of this, like there was a tarantula on her plate, cooked into the food.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it happened.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a spider on the booth.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like a rat, like, yeah.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it was like one of those curved booths.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like on the top of it, like where you're not sitting, like the shelf behind the booth, there was a spider.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, to be fair, it was gross, but the way mom retells it, I mean, she fully calls it a raccoon and bees because she's like, like, I don't think I've set foot in an Applebee since.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because she she'll know she'll sunset her Spidey senses literally will single 100% yeah So any who Blair's like okay, yeah, it was fine everything was good with Horgina Dan helped me out, but I'm not sure how much fun he had no one ever enjoys their first time and he says except you
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, and then he asks her to save him a dance and she grabs him.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, we're in public and like you actually can't keep her freaking hands off him is what I'm seeing here You literally are like your libido is going nuts right now It's like when there's a tornado coming in like the little what's that called like the the wind the pinwheel on top of the the pinwheel the weather
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, is that a word I use every day?
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew obviously it is for you because you know exactly what I was talking about You're in Wizard of Oz we didn't have a weather thing, but famous.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's that's part of like Well, the weather to pause Phoebe don't have at this don't tell me about the Wizard of Oz I think I know a little bit where I was draws a new dude genius But yeah, so this is essentially the weather vein on top of the barn going crazy spinning around around that splares will be right now
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: with me on this.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She grabs him by his love hells and she's like, I can't give you a kiss today.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, it's, it's actually, I don't know, this is like something that we shouldn't be perpetuating that boys are mean to girls when they have crushes on them, but that is whatever.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I wrote that Chuck is the meme of the guy that's like, if you ever see me being screamed out by I'm fine.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm exactly where I want to be.
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's this smile and Chuck's face.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yes, touch me again.
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your finger gray is my neck and it was awesome.
• 42:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's this whole thing.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: She kicks him in the leg and says, break a leg.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we can walk the way.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, there's maybe a chance that really does bring Blair down a notch of it.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like in terms of her, like, she's so flustered.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she doesn't know what to do with her feeling.
• 42:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she gets violent.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I understand that.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So natively captain show up to the wedding.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They greet Chuck.
• 42:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I totally forgot Nate and Chuck are not speaking.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've got beef right now.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: and capped and no capped comments on the awkwardness, and he goes, a little advice fellas, you've been friends a long time.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoever she is, should not worth it.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck says, couldn't agree more and Nate says, that's the problem.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I am like, oh, I know.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just kind of sweet.
• 42:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena shows up in her fuck ass yellow dress with black gloves and isn't her makeup kind of dark too.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a dark.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving Arya is no way.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, and also like her area is Belle from Beauty in the West.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena also needed us right hand.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: you're wearing like me on the screen of the kind of person who can do a spray tank.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, like I think she should have had one because also like pet peeve everybody.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't do a super heavy like shimmery, smoky eye and like no blush, no contour, no nothing.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like don't go over, but like it looks crazy if your eyes are like
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: on steroids and the rest of your face is like, just pale, you know, it looks weird.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's kind of how she looks.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the dress is crazy.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's, again, she's wearing black gloves.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're wetting?
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a funeral, babe.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, well, clearly.
• 43:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, she thinks it is, I guess.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this is a sweet scene.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like sitting alone.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, like, why is nobody like, why is nobody ready?
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is no one hanging out together?
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a morning and a year for you,
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Lily's about to have a very important meeting.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, but I don't think she knew that Blair comes in to check on Serena and Serena's like, you know what?
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mom's a slut
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, what do I think about the wedding?
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think my mom's a whore, I think my mom's a whore, and Dan's punishing me for it.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then Blair goes, wait, okay, it's all right, I wrote this, great, okay, yeah.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair goes, you think this will be us in 20 years on our fourth husband.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It certainly says a girl can dream.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She says it's so weird, and then Blair goes speaking up true love, which is honestly nice because she's about to ask about Dan.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she is at the point now where she's, it's like of course, Dan, you get Blair, you got him Blair as good grace as a new freaking should the bud.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean, Blair's like by the way, Dan's on here.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, sort of like, Alex, she's like, oh, yes he is, you just didn't see him.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He likes to lay low.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: He lays, he's ever heard of Lonely Boy.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's here.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's just probably in the smoking section, just like biting his time till I show up.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair, this is a Reena's like, we'll help you here.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, so is everything good.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena says, I'm working on it.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair says, what do you have to work on?
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's the one that has to forgive you.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's like, well, that's what I'm working on, and Blair just seems like pissed and confused.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, are you fucking kidding me?
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was shoulder to shoulder, but the anime this morning is what I'm hearing.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is what the fuck asks poor boy with a brokeie.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 45:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was shoulder to shoulder with a brokeie this morning.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: for what?
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then back outside the venue, the captain is, do we what looks like a drug deal?
• 45:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is like, I got eyes on it.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got eyes on cap.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, he's a, he's a, a security.
• 45:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: All eyes on him.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Lily is getting ready.
• 45:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's alone.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, she's not.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a lot of no, she's not.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We here need a hand with that.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Roof is get the hell out.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what this water you actually think about.
• 45:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go get her your freaking stinky torbus.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where are you here?
• 46:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You, hey, I know you know what today is because Lily told you and also turned turns into you and told you.
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You had to walk through the wedding to get up here.
• 46:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily is funny.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, uh, why did I have security?
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: What, what are you doing here?
• 46:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I had security.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like exactly his face should be on the line.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like entry.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you think that they would throw me out and she's like well I certainly pay them enough to yeah She's like kind of that was I was like let anybody you want in except and she puts down the photo She took up him 20 years ago And then but then she stands there and waits for people to compliment it.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because I took that
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look around my day.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus gets down his knees as well.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want me to call off the wedding?
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you so much as not, yes, I will go out there and tell your fiance, and the guests they have to go home, and we will figure it out.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Lily says, hey.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop it.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, Roof.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get a fucking stop it.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's been 20 years.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop it.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Roof is like, well, I don't want to get married again.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, if that's not what I'm asking.
• 47:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I do.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm in a wedding dress.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I obviously have a lot of it married.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't even love the guy I'm marrying.
• 47:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm still getting married.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So obviously, I want to get married.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Being getting married is one of my top five favorite activities.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, we'll talk in five years.
• 47:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: How's that?
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll talk in five years.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And our kids are broken up.
• 47:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I'll call you when we get divorced.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we'll see if you want to get married then.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if you don't, I'm very somebody else.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's like, look, I love bar.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just nervous and whatever.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she asks about Dan and Serena.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what about them?
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rupus is like, fuck.
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: the kids.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are 20 years in the making, and we'll keep being more years in the making.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like literally, he's like, who?
• 47:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what about our children?
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a fucking breakdown.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's actually a snake.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's a fucking snake in the grass.
• 47:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're silent, but you're fucking deadly.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Deadly.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a group is about a sundown.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and Lily says those years.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't love the way you don't think.
• 48:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: See her.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think they count for everything.
• 48:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love the ways you're articulates that well, the way that she goes.
• 48:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're fucking seeking the grass, you're silently, you're fucking deadly.
• 48:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, she's her delivery is chef's guess.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, wedding is starting, I guess, because Eric's like, where's mom?
• 48:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where's mom on her wedding day?
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, she's famously the bride is the last person to come in.
• 48:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, chill, maybe, I don't know.
• 48:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Bart goes, your mother is a wonderful woman who's being on time as not her strong suit.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's great to read.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is kind of great, yes.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is kind of crazy to me that Bart is like so willing to be publicly humiliated for this.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: because he knows there's a chance that he's not showing up and he knows what she did that's not, he probably has a PI on the case.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a gamer and roofer's butt.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he really does exactly what happened last night.
• 48:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, I don't know.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting to me because if there was a chance that you weren't gonna show up, I don't think I'm waiting there for you.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I'm bar bass, yeah, and there's like coverage, you know, like TMZ's here.
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what, Dan and Vanessa are also, I'm like, if we're wondering where the bride is, then certainly Dan and Vanessa, you should not be showing up now.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, sorry, I know your Nate's plus one, but why does Nate, Archibald, have a plus one at this wedding?
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you with me?
• 49:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you show up here with your plus one with Nate show up with Dan who's who also shouldn't even be you're both plus ones by the way You sure up together.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're plus ones don't you're up together.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That You have to show up with the person that brought you you can't just you can't just You have a mom of plus one showing up you show up to a wedding.
• 49:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a plus one
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh yeah, like, um, too.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, literally.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, um, and this is so if Dan goes, I hope Serena doesn't kill me, and Vanessa goes for being a few minutes late to her mom's wedding.
• 49:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he did not say yeah, yeah, she could be annoyed about that so he's supposed to be your date and he cheated on her last night She didn't on our last night, so we kind of owes her Things are a little uncertain.
• 50:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know you might not know that V, but things are a little uncertain here But also like famously this is like the event you should be on time for in fact early perhaps if you're if you're on time your late for this wedding for the
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: the wedding of the mother of your girlfriend who you say you're in love with who you also just she did on right I just think let's so classic when I said weddings are so stupid like if they care about this stand she's not one if she's mad at you for showing up late to a black tie affair for her mother like I mean I don't know what to tell you but writings been on the wall
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they run into Serena and Dan admits finally that he didn't sleep with Georgina, which I still don't really believe.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even though he says, hey Serena, I didn't sleep with her, but I may as well.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, let's, hey, Dan, what is that?
• 50:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you didn't have to say that.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, hey, nobody had a gun to your head and said, say this.
• 50:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody was pulling up a few cards, dude.
• 50:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm also like, we must remember what Blair said earlier in this episode.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She said, you're a natural born liar.
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're great at lying.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So how do I won't believe any of these days?
• 51:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now he's been galvanized.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also, I want to say that like, we're a little busy Daniel.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, Dan, maybe it's not the time.
• 51:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's been extremely not I have to talk to you.
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I have to walk on the aisle.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's head because his mom, this Lily has been married so many times.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, this doesn't even matter exactly.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is like, he's like not dating your mom.
• 51:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care what she thinks of me.
• 51:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is like Sunday, bro.
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's actually classic.
• 51:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care what your parents think of me.
• 51:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even though he does, but like, you know what I mean?
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is she's he's like, I have to talk to she's like I can't I have to go and she's like about to go walk down the aisle He's like it can't wait Hey, I won't do that Who are you?
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who do you think you are?
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean it can't wait?
• 51:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really what?
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see the quartet is playing and like we're on a strict list of this point
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are wedding planner is going to looove you guys.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there is a woman somewhere with the most like back But we know the wedding banner and by this man.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but the coordinator There is there is a girl to ask like the man the coordinator the woman's a planner I got friends a girl and all black.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God, it's on Yes, it's like back clipboard.
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has temperedic inserts in her shoes She's walking on air and she's like and now she's just what the hell where is she and
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, they're vamping the quartet is vamping with the campman for ever.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's she has a song The she-na-shay's wedding literally.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god That's what I'm here.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's all happened name.
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually she-na-shay She-na-shay is in another life was a What was it?
• 52:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: The wedding planner.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was the wedding planner that like for every millennial in in the Southern California area 100% because she ran that shit like the Navy Like she wore a crop top to every Black tie event.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is wearing white here wedding
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's just part of the job in the call drive.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's part of it.
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She said, and whatever your wedding dress is, get to.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that way, we can make sure if you need a double for photos.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can go, and they can just put your head over my and post.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do it all the time.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know, and you know, people kind of say, I have a celebrity look to me.
• 53:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've always been mistaken for Britney Spears.
• 53:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I kind of, I'll hire my own glam.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of got her.
• 53:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Autographed out, that is, I mean, to admit that on camera, like, it's, it's, oh, it's so good.
• 53:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so anyway, he's like, it can't wait.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's about Georgie and she's like, well, I don't want to know.
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I didn't sleep with her.
• 53:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, okay, he goes, oh, it's God.
• 53:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got close.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, again, not the time.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I literally had my pants down.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, the only, and the only reason we didn't,
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: But there's not a respect for you because I just, I didn't want to like, I don't know what she had, like, you know what I mean.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I figured like to bring you on how tonight goes, I might get lucky.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So.
• 53:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 53:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I only had one condom and it's in my pocket for aspect.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we'll see how tonight goes, right?
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she, the wedding planner comes down and is like, Serena, it's time.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, I have to go for the second time in like 30 seconds.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, Dan, yeah, she does.
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're talking.
• 54:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like, can this wait?
• 54:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like not really because it literally doesn't go on the aisle now.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she's going like Like the lily is changing her mind every few seconds.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like we got to strike while the iron's off And so Okay, then we have the weirdest scene ever the writers were probably gonna be a kick out of that I and everyone's gonna think
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got to run away Brad on our hands.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they open the roof isn't really open the door.
• 54:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they say, I love you.
• 54:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are they holding hands, too?
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're holding hands.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They look each other.
• 54:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're both like, I love you.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love you.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then roof is says, I can't believe you're doing those.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, OK, she's you're a little pink.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's getting on that tour bus with you with her cam.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they say, goodbye.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, have a great wedding.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And don't trip.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I've done this a few times.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they leave.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Vanessa comes and sits next to Nate and there goes, how rude.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you believe how late she is?
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She liked the person next to her, but it's like true.
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought I was thinking the same thing.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, literally.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dan sits down as Serena walks down the aisle and then Lily walks down.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like cute like Chuck and Bar are sending up their Chuckleg squeezes his dad's arm.
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he just like, I think it's so endearing how seriously Chuck took the role of a man and like how much he wants this what's also like he clearly didn't think his dad was going to pick him.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and he's like, I got to make and also like, I think Lily has been so different than any other mom that he's any other step mom.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and what's it's like he's going to have siblings, which is exciting.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the other thing is it's like as much as he says he wants to fuck Serena, especially in this episode with him and many that he's been in love with Blair.
• 55:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it was easy for him to say all that stuff because it wasn't like legitimate, but honestly he would rather have them as like family.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's like it's just kind of sweet.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they get married and then miserable.
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't get it guys he always he is he is he is the care bear with the cloud over his head I got he literally as Eric you love Chuck.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you don't hate Bart I'm confused you hate your own family.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm confused by your story like wait.
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just thought they were gonna adopt me He like we're in the middle of the service and he's like hello All-straf center.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have any openings?
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm on my way.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's catchy Hilton in the Beverly Hills reunion taking a phone call
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And as her sister is Bolly, I mean, God, I can't deal and Jennifer Chile looks at her and goes I always her eyes so far back in her head.
• 56:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: As a president, if her Chile doesn't look at her and go, good for you.
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Take a call.
• 56:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'll be okay.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena and Dan are looking at each other miserable Serena's fully crying at the altar with her mother like
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we're taking pics.
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So do you have a lot of makeup on?
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, you ruined this day for so long.
• 56:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan's like smiling, ear to ear, beaming.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like everyone's like, oh my god, and it's shut their eyes because it's teeth are so white.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think well, it's nice to know she fucking cares.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's like, all right, well, finally you show some bit of fucking emotion.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I've been crying for three days.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, but no, we know it's probably not over me.
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Coming out about me.
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like crying because she's out of coke.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's probably crying because she's killed a man.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably crying because she can't be trying because of the guilt.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just can't be at a bar picking up a bunch of randoms.
• 57:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably crying because she's an STD and she's pregnant at the same time.
• 57:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she fucked two guys this morning.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm her boyfriend.
• 57:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, he's just saying it to anyone who will listen at the wedding.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can I have a mic for a sec?
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Any objections?
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why have an objection?
• 57:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, wait, did you mean about Lillian for me?
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Lillian, Lillian, I just think it's a little bit ironic that you want to see an exit such a whore on your head.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Lillian, I appreciate what you're doing here.
• 57:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do think though, you should leave and go marry my dad, Kisterina and I are over.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kisterina is like, wait, what?
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, yeah, well, I tried to talk to you, but you had to go.
• 57:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You had something better today than talk to your boyfriend.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to the reception, Serena Sorin and those damn gloves.
• 57:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't eat anything.
• 57:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm not because of the glove.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Imagine the wedding that I go to this weekend.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I show up and gloves and have gloves.
• 57:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't eat any of the any finger food.
• 58:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm like, what are we in proper to be wearing gloves either?
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even worse.
• 58:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am eating the finger food and then shaking people's hands with my gloves.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're busy all night you never make you to the dance world because in between every you take off the gloves to take a bite of finger food And then you put the glove immediately back on while you're chewing and while you get your drink because it's cold and that's my worth Love course and there are North Face Mender gloves also
• 58:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They there is a hole in them, but they bad just because they're warm.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is something that little Phoebe would little like little Phoebe wouldn't have known the difference between like You're like these are kind of sick like ballroom gloves versus just wind or gloves Also we were discussed that the pictures in our upstairs hallway at our at our childhood home One row is pictures of both of us once just you and one is just me because you were so fucking cute Those pictures are really cute.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know they really are
• 58:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So security comes up to Chuck and they're like, hey, cap's getting away and so Chuck pulls down his eye and like a truck goes Sees him Chuck is like a get a little sweety like he's like he's putting all these things about he's like I know we have beef But like at the end of the day, you're my freaking blood brother He's like I need to talk to you your dad's leaving and he's like no he isn't He's probably calling my mom.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not here
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you see her anywhere?
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: New, full-ash.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not going to.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Carolina had a great moment.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: We were going to use that and then we just completely forgot.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we did.
• 59:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair was going to say organic.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair was going to say news, full-ash.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the crazy bitch around here.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so good.
• 59:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Chuck Sickle is cars here.
• 59:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's leaving.
• 59:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, and by the way, I saw a drug available for the ceremony, and it's like my dad's clean.
• 59:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is where Vanessa Pokesher had.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, it's actually really fucking offensive.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the actor, the audacity of you to insinuate that he's using.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's clean, Chuck.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll let you know anything about that.
• 1:00:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Believe victims.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, it's like, what is he going to be a villain to you forever?
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he's a little bit of money.
• 1:00:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was in crisis.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, but Chuck goes, I know you hate me.
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was in love with Blair, and I'm sorry.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, this is the first.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is kind of crazy.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Nate runs outside and lo and behold, it's exactly what Chuck said.
• 1:00:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cap is getting in the car and he gets out and he's like, well, I left you to note at home.
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is I'm sorry.
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like,
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if you really have to support us, we'll help you.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is West and Amanda.
• 1:00:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, well, we just, we literally West leaves.
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't hear me.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is the post-set any leaves for you?
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Sierra leaves on Amanda's door, then the note from Ashley from Rhode Island.
• 1:00:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, what is it?
• 1:00:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't even report it because you can't fucking read it.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's in a high-rock level.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or at least you write it?
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it's not true.
• 1:00:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the affair.
• 1:00:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it true?
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it's not true, but the affair.
• 1:01:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it true?
• 1:01:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just tell me.
• 1:01:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I thought it was actually because it very much gives bachelor's date card.
• 1:01:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then what's your name?
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Liz is like, who wrote this?
• 1:01:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I just mean, is it true?
• 1:01:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's true.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean it's unbelievable and then she's a she has a metal detector like I got the beat Oh, I saw I saw that on Twitter walking through the field.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm sure someone's left yet something here before I'm sure and something really like diamonds or something and she's going around she's like oh And then she's like oh, it's a dime This guy'll be something else It's so fucking funny anyway, and it's like doesn't seem put on
• 1:02:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so basically we find out he wasn't buying drugs.
• 1:02:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was a passport because he's going to the Dominican and because he's looking at 25 years in jail and like he's guilty.
• 1:02:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, so and he tells Nate you're going to be so much better.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be a much better father if I'm not in your life.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like okay.
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever you need to say to make yourself feel better about him.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like I need you to stand up and be the man of the family for his for your mother and it goes, been that for a while now.
• 1:02:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he punches him in the face.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love naked ain't physical.
• 1:02:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So hot and cat, he has the ground and he goes, that's from mom and Chuck watchers.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It all happens.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck's like, hey, better you than me, Cap.
• 1:02:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So during the reception, Dan, Dan sees Serena with her gloves on picking through her food.
• 1:02:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's wear the hat this happened.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, sorry.
• 1:02:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're aware of that.
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair Dwayne's been us up the table and goes, oh, I see.
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it fan of the fish or his date?
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So funny.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa goes, Blair.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm with Nate and you're at the singles table.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Deal with him.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Vanessa.
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Relax.
• 1:03:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Vanessa.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not for long.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also like you're you're a plus one baby.
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got 15 minutes.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know you have 15 minutes.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're about to not be a thing.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I can't.
• 1:03:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm with Nate and what is Jenny?
• 1:03:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to do a serena.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to kiss my lips.
• 1:03:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who says this family's not cool?
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's what this is going.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm with Nathan.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're at the single stable.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Deal with it.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair goes, I feel sorry for you.
• 1:03:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's really hard to date an archipald.
• 1:03:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not over Serena.
• 1:03:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she says, though, falling for someone who's love a serena, you already know how that feels.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you?
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Blair, get her.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Eric comes up looking for Chuck and Vanessa, like, I'll find him.
• 1:03:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why would you find him?
• 1:03:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why would you go look for Chuck and Asa?
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the weirdest part of the episode I've drawn away from you.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: If he sees a traffic cone walking or something like that, he's running.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and so we see Nate and Chuck outside.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're having a heart to heart.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: They apologize they shake hands and Nate's like, so you say a lover.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Never heard you say that before, but I don't even.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck's like, hmm.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: whatever.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 1:04:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they think I'm going back in the Vanessa shows up and she's like chuckle inside time for your speech and she's talking to Nate.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess this must be because I was like so confused in like 10 minutes in the episode where we find out that Nate and Vanessa are like not seeing each other and I'm like what what happened and at this moment Nate's like all this time is happening it's a long story and Vanessa's like I've got time.
• 1:04:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he must go talk and he must tell everything and just be like, I just can't be in a relationship.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
• 1:04:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right now.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like why he's like, he's like, Vanessa, I invited you this wedding, and you decided to show up wearing this.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Late, and late, late in the ugliest dress and blaring on.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And blaring on.
• 1:04:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And blaring, blaring on.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blaring on.
• 1:04:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not my girlfriend anymore, but I think I want her back.
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now that I know Chuck's in love with her.
• 1:05:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's nighttime now at the wedding.
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena is outside of the wedding crying.
• 1:05:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's, yeah, she gets up to leave any stops or, and I'm like, well, you better be stopping her so you tell her you love her, and that it's all okay and you forgive her.
• 1:05:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, look, I'm willing to let the Georgian thing go, I don't want to break up.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And what does Dan say?
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe I want to break up with you.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was it on the table.
• 1:05:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's music.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the trailer for that new movie obsession?
• 1:05:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a new horror movie.
• 1:05:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's coming out in May 15th.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like this guy.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know any of these people, but the guy does like a spell or something to like make his crush fall in love with them and she does, but it turns into like this insane whatever and they're like at lunch and he's like, she goes, I love you more than anything in the world and he's like, just so you're not really of cancer and she goes, oh, I just saw the trailer for that, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, and she, it's like, that's what this is.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I'm just like, I don't know, like you lied to me a bunch of times honestly was easy for you.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a renavander.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's in?
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you knew it!
• 1:06:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, wait, sorry, pin a knot.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it easy for her?
• 1:06:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: What about that made you think that was easy for her?
• 1:06:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: How did she?
• 1:06:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was literally like, she was a wreck of a human being.
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, past 72 hours.
• 1:06:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: No things like, you didn't help one single bit by the way.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was just trying so hard to protect her image because you put her on a pedestal and she was so scared.
• 1:06:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She was more scared about what you were gonna think.
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: A verb in the fact that she might have killed somebody.
• 1:06:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what does that say about you, Dan?
• 1:06:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just can't.
• 1:06:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says to her, I got seduced by a girl pretending to be someone else and you knew.
• 1:07:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yet, you, keyword, you got seduced.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yes, but also it's like, you're just, you're completely missing the point of what Serene has been trying to tell you for the last 24 hours, which is like, which is, again, going to, and maybe everybody else.
• 1:07:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to take blame away from Dan, but I'm like,
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We maybe needed to do a better job of explaining how a psychopathic Georgina is because it seems like he still doesn't understand how scary the clocking you.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm standing on business.
• 1:07:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the way that the series like I'm also protecting you.
• 1:07:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like walk into the lion's den.
• 1:07:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you felt I tried.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I can connect you, I try to keep you away from this.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:07:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it, but it's also, again, this is a U-problem.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a situation that you're in, essentially, because of how judgmental you are.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And how scared she is a being judged by you.
• 1:07:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which I didn't want you know, if you're in a relationship and you're this scared of being judged by your man's or your partner, you should not be in a relationship.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's probably not the one.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: but I just think it's great.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also like it brings me back to Amanda at the summer house for Union and Malik saying you can't help who you like and who you fall in love with and it's like okay you might not be able to help that like yeah you get married and maybe it doesn't initially like you can't immediately just turn that off like you might see someone be like oh they're hot like you might whatever
• 1:08:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: but then like you're married.
• 1:08:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So also that's where it stops and what you are in control of is your actions and the decisions that you make.
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Dan, you might have gotten seduced by her but you didn't have to kiss her.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't have to bring her back to your house.
• 1:08:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't have to choose her over your girlfriend who you say you love, you know?
• 1:08:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anywho, Dan, Dan says, Dissirina, I am the most understanding person in the world.
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Insane.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Insane.
• 1:08:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, and he's like, and you cheated on me.
• 1:08:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, no, I didn't.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just said that.
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I didn't she don't need that.
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, she does look how not I thought I was into you.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't forgive I've explained to you why I why I did all of that so likely so she's like so that's it And I just have a good summer.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll see you back at school and he goes I guess Jesus.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and she gets up and leaves
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then back inside, Chuck is giving his best man speech.
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone seems like genuinely scared that he, what is going to happen?
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's improvising it and he's just like looking at Blair the whole time.
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's improvising but he has no cards and he's started and then he puts them down when he looks to Blair and it's like she gives him the confidence to just go for it and kind of like his whole speech is about her and he's like I learn the importance of perseverance.
• 1:09:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't give up in the pursuit of love.
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And what I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness, and she gave my father a second chance, and now I've watched him become someone actually worthy of that, and I hope that I'll find someone who will do the same for him.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just obviously completely pointed up there.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really sweet moment.
• 1:09:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then they go in the dance, and they say that they're going to take it slow, and they kiss, and they leave together, and while this is happening, the wedding coordinator is telling Dan and Serena that they need to dance together, really quick Dan, why are you still here?
• 1:09:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you just broke up with your, you're actually no longer invited.
• 1:10:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is possible to be uninvited to an event that is in progress.
• 1:10:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, if you break up with your girlfriend there, you should leave.
• 1:10:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's out of kindness to the event you should leave.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they have to start dancing so that there can be photos and, um, and it's just like so awkward, but then they just dance forever and they literally stuff.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also Blair and Tucker getting hot and heavy on the floor.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are making out.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I do love the line where he's like let's take it so this time and do it right and she says Chuck Bass is a romantic who knew when he says now you do that's all that matters Oh, she's like I really fall for them in this in this moment in this episode And we see we get this like time-lapse of everybody leaving the dance floor until it's just arena and Dan left there They don't have to dance anymore the photos aren't being taken, but they don't want to let go
• 1:10:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, you're disgusting.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So a week later, Jenny calls Rufus to say, who's on two of us.
• 1:10:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, she got a letter from his Parsons for her potential internship, and she opens it while she's talking to Rufus.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is cute.
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm too scared to open it.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hold my hand over the phone.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she finds out that it's, she's gonna be working with Waldorf designs.
• 1:11:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
• 1:11:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair and Serena are at Blair's house, Blair is getting ready because she is going to Tuscany with Chuck.
• 1:11:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently, she was like headed to France anyway.
• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, let's do that.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's just talking about what a perfect gentleman he's been and all this stuff and Chuck is going to see his dad because Bart and Lily got back from the honeymoon today.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, doesn't seem like them to take a one week honeymoon, by the way.
• 1:11:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is one we later.
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Chuck was going to meet Blair and they're taking like a helicopter Two-a-private jet or whatever and Blair goes well I have to send the jump seats so I can tell the pilot if I have thoughts on his flying She is so funny.
• 1:11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it and so then Serena and Dan by the way haven't spoken since the wedding
• 1:11:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: insane, and she says it's probably for the best, but it's like, okay, I'm not buying that at the palace, Chuck is finishing up packing while he's on the phone with Nate and he's really in roses, it's like so excited to talk to Nate about how he's bringing Blair to Tustany.
• 1:12:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He goes, are you going to be spending your whole summer across the bridge?
• 1:12:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I think my Nick goes, I think my time across the bridge is over.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck goes, what happened with you and Punky Brewster?
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I looked at Punky Brewster.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a sick Pum of like a little foster kid who like gets left somewhere.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's just like different and spunky.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That sounds about right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then what I love the way they edit it is that it immediately goes to Dan and Vanessa hanging out.
• 1:12:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan goes house mad max and puts his no, he says what's what happened with you in man bangs.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why didn't that Mac?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've heard that's, we, I have to go back and rewatch it because I man, that's, that's so funny.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever you mad Mac, but he does a full, like, thing with his hand to demonstrate the bangs and she says he is prettier than me, but that wasn't the problem.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, look, we just both of us, obviously don't want to talk about our relationships right now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan was like, I'm not ready to talk about it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa's, I honestly though, was getting the vibe that Vanessa doesn't want to be a Dan because she doesn't want to be a Nate because she doesn't love a Dan.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, moment.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Dan's like, oh, you're going to, like, well, go to the summer of Dan home free babbling at your ass 24 seven from dusk till dawn.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa goes, well, it's been 13 years and I'm not sick of you.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, okay, maybe that's why I just wish we knew.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: speaking of Nate Serena and Nate run into each other on the street.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We find out that Blair and Chuck, they're talking about Blair and Chuck leaving, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's like, well, I am locking myself away in the Hampton's house this summer for reflection and Nate's like that sounds pretty good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she invites him to reflect with her.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to the tarmac and Blair gets there and sees that the who the fuck is his guy I don't even know But they're talking and she says I'm a guest with Chuck and he's like well if Chuck is anything like Bart He's pretty freaking scary.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then they'd
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  [SPEAKER_00]: kind of joke about how they both won the job and see because they both like to be in control.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they wake together, but back at the palace, Chuck sees Bart or like Bart and Lily come in.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You say goodbye, but Bart, it's like he's like towing this girl in front of, I mean, he's also like Bart knows what he says is going to get to Chuck and get in his hat and make him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it really does feel like that.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it feels like sabotaging Chuck, which is a trend with Bart and we will begin to see.
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I'm so proud of you, like what's great is that, you know,
• 1:14:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: you're going to be like totally different when you come back after the summer like you're going to have a real girl for and learn all these things and like you're going to take into account somebody else's feelings and Chuck just seems terrified at which point Lily does walk in with this girl Amelia who's been helping with apartment renovations.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: and literally like you just see the thoughts forming in Chuck's brain.
• 1:14:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He gets a text from Larry that's like, can't wait to see you.
• 1:14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is Diabolical.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just immediately like, we get this slow mo scene of him walking towards the suitcase or her Amelia walking to leave.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: He takes the roses, the gorgeous roses, dumps them in the trash, and then boom, we're back to regular speedy as one rose in his hand.
• 1:15:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like Amelia, come here.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he gives her the rose.
• 1:15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I just wanted to discuss what you have planned for my room.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, and who are you?
• 1:15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, I'm Chuck Baths.
• 1:15:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's that.
• 1:15:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair is still fucking waiting for him.
• 1:15:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he tells her he's not going to be able to make the flight, but he's going to book something commercial.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, wait, are you still, you're still trying to go with her?
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm just confused.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then the guy that Blair's been talking to, whoever the
• 1:15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, well, we can sort of just go together.
• 1:15:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'll fight you for the jump seat.
• 1:15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she agrees to go.
• 1:15:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, just get this final montage of everybody.
• 1:15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Roof is in the tour bus, Jenny making clothes, Vanessa and Dan walking around, Nate and Serena getting coffee, the helicopter flying, and gossip girl, our final gossip girl, moment of season one, she says, they say a leopard can't change his spots, but some things do change.
• 1:15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: The path not taking can become a road trip, being grounded, can lead to something groundbreaking.
• 1:15:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And whether they're sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the hamstrings, no one does some or like New Yorkers.
• 1:16:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Grab your shades in your sunblock, this one looks like a scorcher.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Until then, you know, you love me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Say it with me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena and Nate pretend they are a couple to cover up Nate's relationship with a married woman.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the story.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena has been mourning her breakup with Dan.
• 1:16:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair returns from abroad with a hot guy on her arm and Jenny sneaks in invite to a party.
• 1:16:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, the hot guy on Blair's arm is one of my former acting heaters.
• 1:16:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, Patrick using her, plays Lord, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: the Lord.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, great season we've got coming for you.
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• 1:16:51
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• 1:16:57
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• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for listening and we will see you next week.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: For season two in Splat and Splatter.