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#440: OBB Benched: Wheel of Topics & 5 Questions - The Entire Scene is Dead · Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast

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[SPEAKER_01]: these are the orange ball boys who sit at by Paul Baines roofing from residential roofing to commercial roofing even roof repairs give Paul a call get your free estimate at Paul Baines roofing.com here's toast Roman and scoop is the orange ball boys we are back but this time we are not talking about time magazine recognitions or new coaching hires and March manness we're talking about great
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[SPEAKER_02]: and strip club retrievius.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to low baby bench.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Stepasol.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Four hundred forty.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Quattrociento quarenta de bench.
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[SPEAKER_06]: De bench.
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[SPEAKER_06]: De bench.
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[SPEAKER_06]: De bench.
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[SPEAKER_06]: De bench.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I thought after episode one of this bench, this office is going to do an away with a dex.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, there's four of us right here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I mean, we should have every week, man.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're just releasing some balls.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, hold on a second, hold on, hold on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of which, this is why we do this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of which, maybe we'll see the Kennedy Space Center last week on a day trip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And somehow, man, I don't know, somehow prior to there's
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[SPEAKER_03]: and it was brought up in class and this and that and the whole thing and then and then you know us being the children that we are at this house, you know, we kind of ran with it at dinner one night and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right and made it funny in the whole thing and then and then we had to show here about the, you know what, I think that was part of it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I brought up the like the most famous dick names and so we get a we get a photo
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[SPEAKER_03]: from Maven, from the Kennedy Space Center of the guy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: is picture on the wall, dick, whatever his name was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So she took a picture of it and sent it to us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's impressive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's impressive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's impressive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Good recollection.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she knows damn well what the funny part is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So it's on the center.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have an uncle dick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I promise.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's in his 90's.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's alive.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So he's an old uncle dick at this point.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I will tell you when I was a little kid every time I'm like, hi, uncle dick.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I've got some respect on your Uncle Richard's name.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, buddy.
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[SPEAKER_06]: He was so good.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, we still took the day.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would refuse.
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[SPEAKER_04]: If I was a Richard, I'd be refused to be a dick.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I was just selling it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This place perfectly into the first thing I have for you guys this week, which is my favorite audio clip of the week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It comes from the NBA on NBC.
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[SPEAKER_02]: where Bob Costis is talking to some people about Dick Ebersol or Dick Ebersol, who sit on the sidelines and for some reason they get him confused with Dick Ebersol, and then Costis in the middle of this tries to clarify his Dix.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kelly graduated that week, kind enough to let me see Kelly graduate.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I work out for some.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I work out for some.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think he said, Edinburgh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Two great Dix.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think someone's going to cut that off.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not going to sound right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not going to sound right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Two great Richards.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but as Dick, with the last day beginning with the need.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Two DEs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Nick.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, first of all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And thank you whoever edits that out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Five, three.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Trying to change the subject.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this day is social media.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Good luck.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm toast.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, he's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's toast.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he got his great sticks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's great.
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[SPEAKER_05]: One in every word is dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's the end for for for quite some time ever saw was on the sidelines.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I ever saw was on the side.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it was and they were talking about Dick and Bird, but they were talking about ever saw at the same time, but you know, two great two two and great shirts.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, two great ridges.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he got like about three or four years ago I believe.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was when he said like, oh, there's somebody's going to definitely cut that off and I'm
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[SPEAKER_05]: I will tell you this, Matt, speaking of like you ever um the actors awards, I didn't even know that they were a thing.
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[SPEAKER_05]: But I will just tell you right now for for guys are age.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They did the in the morning for that damn thing that I and I didn't watch the show, but I saw it online.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Just four minutes long.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The last two minutes is our entire goddamn childhood.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: And it's frigging.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's depressing as hell.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was actually surprised in some of them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, yeah, wait, what?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right, first of all, I didn't know Robert Redford was dead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How did you know?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, that was what it was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It got a lot of things.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was a big one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_03]: In the last minute.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Robert Duval did this happen recently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, Robert Redford happened like in the last few, three months ago.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, why?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Less than that, probably even.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not very good with this stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's always like, oh, no, Robert Redford's dead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: in the guy he was pitching to.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, who is struck out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That whole scene is dead.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, see.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He was a reporter.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the reporter.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The whole.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's all dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The natural's completely dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Crack.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry right hop.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We'll for brimley's been gone.
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[SPEAKER_05]: They're all dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That entire scene is dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That whole scene is dead.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, no, that's a good scene.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's not good stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's a great way to start this show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And properly timed good stuff right there, from Dicks to Death.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, I don't think that play.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I know we don't take titles, but that's got to be in this bracket.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, I need to change the subject.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what would it take to get you to go see a really bad team because the St. Louis Cardinals have put in their bid for this year?
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[SPEAKER_02]: There was a time the Cardinals could like fall out of bed when any games had been intentioned last like four or five years They've been dreadful.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's been a bad team.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So this year the St. Louis Cardinals rolled out Coca-Cola unlimited all you can eat tickets
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[SPEAKER_02]: Here's what you get.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You get unlimited up to three per visit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now you can get three of these every visit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You go as many times as you want.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You get unlimited Coke fountain products, hot dogs, chicken tenders, brought worses, nacho chips and cheese, french fries, popcorn, peanuts, kettle chips, and ice cream cups.
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[SPEAKER_02]: as many of any of those items as you can eat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can't hear you getting fat.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're just $1,000,000.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're coming, yes, it's definitely sick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can only think of it now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of world for drums, Lincoln.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I have diabetes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That'd be this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That'd be this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He couldn't even say diabetes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He was the spokesperson for diabetes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And he couldn't even say it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, it's too good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, it was going to say that the thing is, you're only getting
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[SPEAKER_03]: it's a good concept and to realize you're only getting half as many people through the door because of how fat they are.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Be me and call me pretty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You see.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I said too because say Louis always has like I'm not going to really good fans.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They got really good fans.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was a good place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That place.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The old Bush stadium.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Incredible.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You sold out like it's all right, let's offer it more what do the marlins have to give away in a similar fashion Tell me in sell a million dollars
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I know in a million, but it's a beautiful stadium, but I just don't know why baseball doesn't work in Miami, we're just letting absolutely love love baseball.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It just makes zero zero sense.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: The fact that the Latin community has an abrasive, even though they suck as a bit disappointing, the fact that no one else goes as simple because it's the biggest pan-the-ass to get to.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's the right way.
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[SPEAKER_05]: If you don't live with it in a half an hour, like walking distance, you can't drive there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's the first location.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We're okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: When they had some of the site plans actually all the way up here in like Riviera Beach there was like a highlight place They were going to go ahead and redo that.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just going to hand me wanted one on the other side of the new river at downtown where river front was I mean why they're to be a walkway over there where those boat places are they were all good ripped out and you put the stadium right there That's where he wanted a barred county said when that fucking giving you a dime Is it okay, Miami they won't give you all the money
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and take this stadium with half a billion dollars.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And that's why it's cursed because you took our old lady.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Our names.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This man.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Boom.
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[UNKNOWN]: Boom.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Boom.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Have you heard of the outrage going on in the place where I live, the city of Atlanta?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Because what the Atlanta Hawks are doing?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: OK.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So the Atlanta Hawks this week announced that they are doing on March 15th.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Magic City night at the Hawks game magic city is one of the biggest most iconic strip clubs in Atlanta.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it is like notorious destination for NBA players like they come to town They go to Magic City.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It when we were shut down for COVID Lou Williams got the Hawks in all kinds of trouble because when he was here, it went to Magic City to get wings
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I remember that and it wings, yes, the Lenin pepper, apparently, the Lenin pepper wings at Magic City are like, are these like, Rachel snakes, like what are we doing?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know it's crazy, but so the Hawks trying to embrace this decided to do magic City night attributes to magic city at the Hawks game.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So what does that mean the tribute like will it be that there's a strippers no, no, no, no, women there all right, or under on the amount of green Dildos on the floor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, back reference.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's set the line.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's the three, I mean, you have to think that's like that's your base up, right?
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be the featured like, you know, uh, you tell the user in the halftime show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I was going to say, how many have any of those?
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[SPEAKER_05]: The old Joe Blur or something.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they can get the panda chick out there, bouncing green Dildo's honor phase.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Green Dildo's honor phase.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right that one down.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Green Dildo's.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What are they going to do?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, what do you mean?
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[SPEAKER_04]: They just, it's just a namesake only.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, it's, it's, to sell merch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, they did these big hoodies with the Magic City logo on them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like Magic City night stuff like that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're playing the Orlando Magic, the night they do this.
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[SPEAKER_05]: and they're trying to put people in the seats.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they've gotten a lot of press off of this good and bad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They've gotten a lot of press off it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There are NBA players like Luke Cornet from the spurs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And we're like, please don't do this.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we need machine dance versus like the concession folks walking down the stairs, selling or hawking peanuts and you get a lap dance while you're getting like, you know, some apple jacks.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, miss, miss, miss.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_05]: One, he should give you a latch on to your grind.
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[SPEAKER_04]: My popcorn's got glitter, miss.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, all the hotdogs got glitter, Bob.
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[SPEAKER_05]: that you would have a strip club night and have it try to be family friendly g Ray.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's not so much that I think they're trying to do g Ray.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's only so much they probably can do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you could go operation with the NBA.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they could go nuts, but the NBA is only because they deserve to do it like you.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get two strippers on David Silver going to do.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Two David's and two Dicks.
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[SPEAKER_05]: That's it, whatever, D-Suppet, D-Suppet, D-Suppet, put in a magic city sandwich.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did he choke at a restaurant or something?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's over.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did he really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, David Stern.
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[SPEAKER_03]: David Stern.
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[SPEAKER_04]: David Stern has that famous meme where he sips water like this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's it up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[UNKNOWN]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think anyone would have given him a brain hemorrhage.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
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[SPEAKER_02]: He has the world's smallest penis.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I looked into it and I'm not really sure if they give out records for that sort of thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did it's probably like the size of my fingernail?
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[SPEAKER_00]: That would, that's the erect like when it's blasted, it's smaller than that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I welcome anybody to come out there and beat me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's possible, I don't think it's possible.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Like, which finger nail was he talking about?
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[SPEAKER_05]: The thumb or the pink?
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[SPEAKER_05]: I he, the hell does both thumb up there?
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[SPEAKER_05]: His thumb, so smaller than his thumb when it's erect.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Thumb nail, come on, bro.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's hung like a light switch.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, that's a micro penis, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he's diagnosed with the most one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I, that's a small light switch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I, I, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel bad for him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I feel bad for him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I don't know how you, you, I, I, I, I, as you guys do, as a man and I, I don't know how you, I don't know how you go through life like like you like you on the first date and you got announced that soon like you might really like me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't, that's the worst thing that's the worst thing that's the worst thing I've ever heard on this show.
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[SPEAKER_05]: What he needed to do is before he went public with this, he needed to place a bed on the polymarket that he had the world's smallest penis.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Then go public with it, then he could make a whole shit with a cash, because everyone would bet against him.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like, how do you measure this off?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Submissions.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, my God.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it marks me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: How do you find out like maybe it marks me?
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[SPEAKER_05]: So again, what's the girl's response when she sees after the first time?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, man.
15:07
[SPEAKER_02]: It's upsetting.
15:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I can't say.
15:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Five questions.
15:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Five questions.
15:14
[SPEAKER_02]: I just don't know why he's going to see it.
15:18
[SPEAKER_05]: He was going to bring this up.
15:19
[SPEAKER_05]: He went on TMZ.
15:21
[SPEAKER_02]: He's on TMZ.
15:22
[SPEAKER_02]: It is Harvey Levin doing that for this guy.
15:25
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but he's the one going to them going on.
15:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand.
15:28
[SPEAKER_02]: But they're airing it.
15:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but one show started out there, though.
15:33
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a brat.
15:34
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he wants to try to catch in on a cold for Christ.
15:37
[SPEAKER_05]: He's 38.
15:38
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, we'll listen.
15:40
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember, remember when after that dude, the Bobby guy got his penis cut off, he got offers from him.
15:47
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he got a new one put on.
15:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Torn companies were like throwing cash at him to do videos.
15:52
[SPEAKER_03]: So this guy, he said, why doesn't this guy get him?
15:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Why don't we put it fucking go fun me together and get and get it.
15:58
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so much of only fans Lunch and only fan so uncomfortable the only fan page for the world smallest penis He gets so much come on bro, but that's fine, but can't he get a can he get a new one like Bob again a new one
16:13
[SPEAKER_05]: You grow a penis somewhere.
16:15
[SPEAKER_05]: Where do you get a bit of a church like a man's got all kinds of like a little balloon.
16:19
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
16:20
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah A pump I mean that had re-bock pumps for shoes.
16:26
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm certain they could do it for betas Round the D round of penises
16:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:48
[SPEAKER_05]: which ALIS actor after you disliked and why?
16:50
[SPEAKER_05]: ALIS?
16:52
[SPEAKER_04]: ALIS?
16:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, ALIS actor.
16:55
[SPEAKER_04]: She disliked and why?
16:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I start first?
16:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll just give it name.
17:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sure.
17:01
[SPEAKER_04]: Robert De Niro.
17:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's a good one.
17:03
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a good one.
17:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a pretty good one.
17:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my goodness.
17:07
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's a delicate.
17:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a delicate.
17:08
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not delicate.
17:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Like look, I don't care what set of the aisle you're on.
17:11
[SPEAKER_04]: But when you're that incessant about it, you're you're the third dick on this show.
17:15
[SPEAKER_05]: He's really become a surly old man.
17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: He is.
17:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not wrong.
17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Listen to.
17:20
[SPEAKER_03]: He really is.
17:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to go that route because.
17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't really have another one though.
17:29
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of sucks.
17:31
[SPEAKER_04]: That was my answer.
17:32
[SPEAKER_04]: You did.
17:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
17:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to because it's all like he makes me angry.
17:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
17:38
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
17:39
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll go with one that actually got, I think she kind of got blacklisted.
17:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
17:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Because of her, because of her views.
17:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Susan Sarandon.
17:47
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
17:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
17:49
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like her?
17:50
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not a big fan.
17:52
[SPEAKER_05]: I would outside of Bull Durham.
17:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
17:54
[SPEAKER_05]: And she married him in real life.
17:56
[SPEAKER_05]: She did, yeah.
17:57
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
17:57
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
17:57
[SPEAKER_05]: And then divorce.
17:58
[SPEAKER_04]: He divorced him.
18:00
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's crazy.
18:01
[SPEAKER_05]: He got far away from that.
18:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Did he?
18:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
18:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
18:04
[SPEAKER_05]: I like to get out of this.
18:05
[SPEAKER_05]: I like some problems.
18:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
18:07
[SPEAKER_04]: He was in Top Gun.
18:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
18:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Amazing.
18:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
18:10
[SPEAKER_04]: He was.
18:11
[SPEAKER_04]: Cougar.
18:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, he married a cougar.
18:14
[SPEAKER_04]: He's just ain't cougar town No, that was TV wasn't cougar.
18:18
[SPEAKER_03]: No, yeah, he was Merlin wasn't he was Merlin.
18:20
[SPEAKER_03]: He was Merlin now that I think about it All right I haven't done why I'm talking like that role I don't know what do you got what is that real small speed of conversation?
18:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, oh yeah No, this is not good.
18:33
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's not good.
18:34
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how popular isn't going to be a George Clooney
18:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
18:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Like George Clooney.
18:40
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
18:41
[SPEAKER_02]: It comes off kind of like everyone thinks he's cool and he feels like he's a really like a pompous, cool guy in the room sort of attitude about him.
18:49
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, I don't know, early memories early as memories of George Clooney.
18:55
[SPEAKER_04]: He was on the 80s sitcom.
18:56
[SPEAKER_04]: He was the hand man.
18:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's right on a, uh, uh, a life.
18:59
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a life.
19:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
19:01
[SPEAKER_02]: He was also on Roseanne.
19:02
[SPEAKER_02]: He was the worst Batman.
19:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh terrible by a mile, like I wouldn't have had close, but I don't know like I never understood the appeal of him like I mean he's fine I mean Valhalla was fun, but yeah, I think that's his redeeming one for me though, Jenner's I like him Oh, she's 11.
19:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're there.
19:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're just like yeah series.
19:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but aside from that Nothing he ever did ever was like that Scoopy I Will go with
19:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he a list?
19:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I used to make sure.
19:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, not anymore, but he blew all his money.
19:40
[SPEAKER_04]: And he has to work like be a smooth piece.
19:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Can't stand him.
19:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Worst, he was in the worst movie in the history of the movies.
19:48
[SPEAKER_03]: We've gone over the pieces.
19:49
[SPEAKER_03]: The worst movie ever.
19:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Which one?
19:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Put out in public raising his own.
19:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I will say that famous like give up him when he's like That's right.
20:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the best movie.
20:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his best movie.
20:04
[SPEAKER_05]: That's his best movie.
20:06
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his best movie.
20:08
[SPEAKER_04]: That's his best moment.
20:09
[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to say that's so annoying.
20:12
[SPEAKER_04]: It's so annoying.
20:14
[SPEAKER_04]: He's awful.
20:15
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
20:15
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great movie.
20:16
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
20:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Question.
20:17
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's the worst movie ever made.
20:19
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm surprised it.
20:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
20:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't hate it.
20:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like it.
20:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the word, ever make.
20:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead and wash it again.
20:26
[SPEAKER_03]: No, thank you.
20:27
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm going to the right.
20:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're going to hate this.
20:29
[SPEAKER_04]: But do it again.
20:31
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the healthy habit?
20:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Healthy habit?
20:33
[SPEAKER_04]: That's completely made up.
20:35
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not really healthy habit.
20:40
[SPEAKER_04]: I will go first.
20:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of help this along.
20:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Eating salads.
20:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I was going to say eating only salads.
20:46
[SPEAKER_06]: because it depends what you get on those salad shirts on the amazing bro the dress and ruined I know I know I know I know what you're making it on the extra coup dines and you know some at some bacon and like you know Buffalo chicken and and can I have two dressing please yeah you're fucking with a buffalo chicken salad
21:05
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
21:06
[SPEAKER_05]: They're kind of good.
21:07
[SPEAKER_05]: They're kind of good.
21:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.
21:08
[SPEAKER_02]: They are not good for you.
21:10
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's a fact guy that was forced to eat salad.
21:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
21:11
[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly.
21:12
[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly.
21:13
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a buffalo chicken.
21:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
21:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Some blue cheese.
21:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember those like Mr. Something something something maker?
21:18
[SPEAKER_04]: But then he had that one.
21:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Mr.
21:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Salad.
21:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, American here.
21:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
21:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Real American here.
21:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for making a salad worth 10,000 calories.
21:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
21:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody thinks they're.
21:28
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that dude, they just opened a just salad around the corner from our house.
21:31
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's like what they had.
21:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, we have nothing but sales, but man, it's like a friggin.
21:38
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not like there are 2,000 calories salads.
21:40
[SPEAKER_04]: I will tell you, when you go to an only salad place, the first of all, it's like sizzling without the steak.
21:45
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like the ultimate like four play with no happy ending.
21:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Like how are you just like, you have a restaurant, nothing but stuff?
21:52
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
21:53
[SPEAKER_04]: I always feel so like left hanging.
21:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead.
21:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of unhealthy new foods, did you guys see the calorie count on the new McDonald's big and juicy that they've been talking about?
22:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I don't even want to know.
22:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Six thousand calories.
22:07
[SPEAKER_05]: Just twice as much as a big Mac, bro, and a quarter pound.
22:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, a big Mac is that as big as he used to.
22:15
[SPEAKER_02]: So are we doing it all talk about at any point?
22:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Not to offer it.
22:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's the McDonald's CEO do in the taste test.
22:21
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God, bro.
22:22
[SPEAKER_05]: This is, and then the Burger King and the Wendy's guy.
22:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they all come out.
22:26
[SPEAKER_05]: They've all come out.
22:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just shoving burgers in their mouth now.
22:29
[SPEAKER_02]: That guy couldn't.
22:30
[SPEAKER_05]: Brother McDonald's CEO takes the right light of the new big and tasting is the most diminutive little girly bite.
22:37
[SPEAKER_05]: And so then Burger King is relaunched the quarter pounder.
22:40
[SPEAKER_05]: No, not the water, the water, the water, the water, the water.
22:44
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
22:45
[SPEAKER_05]: And so the Burger King then in response, his, their CEO takes his friggin' bite the half of the goddiths.
22:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Take this.
22:53
[SPEAKER_03]: The Burger Wars.
22:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he, is he, is he vegetarian or vegan?
22:58
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a senior of McDonald's, bro.
22:59
[SPEAKER_04]: I know which one we will turn you back in.
23:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because they put that 21 day show out.
23:05
[SPEAKER_04]: That guy was the guy to be in the fair.
23:07
[SPEAKER_04]: He is dead.
23:08
[SPEAKER_04]: That guy is dead.
23:08
[SPEAKER_04]: From that.
23:09
[SPEAKER_05]: I can spur lock.
23:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dead.
23:10
[SPEAKER_04]: From that.
23:12
[SPEAKER_04]: That's because he's out of the ICU.
23:13
[SPEAKER_04]: I see you.
23:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I see you.
23:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
23:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:17
[SPEAKER_04]: So healthy habit that's completely made up.
23:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, have any other.
23:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Should you want a bear?
23:22
[SPEAKER_05]: I can really, uh, healthy habit that's completely made up.
23:25
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, frozen yogurt.
23:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's a good one.
23:29
[SPEAKER_05]: The frothing yogurt is ice cream, everybody.
23:31
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a really good one.
23:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Nothing.
23:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Hell no doubt for the show.
23:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's nothing healthy about frozen yogurt.
23:38
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you see why?
23:40
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, right.
23:40
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like that.
23:41
[SPEAKER_04]: My Grammy took me there for the first time and that's where she gave me the love for mint chocolate chip ice cream.
23:46
[SPEAKER_04]: And first of all, as a kid, I never wanted to go to eat yogurt because I'm like, I don't eat yogurt.
23:50
[SPEAKER_04]: I've had yogurt because I want ice cream.
23:52
[SPEAKER_04]: She must have convinced me for a year.
23:53
[SPEAKER_04]: So I finally go there.
23:55
[SPEAKER_04]: She's like eat the green one.
23:56
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to eat the green one and ask me now what my favorite ice cream.
23:59
[SPEAKER_05]: When you're a kid, they got yogurt like the Dan and yogurt, and then you go to a front.
24:03
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you got to get from God Dan thing.
24:05
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's my yogurt.
24:07
[SPEAKER_04]: My mind's not thinking, yogurt.
24:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Why does you want to do that?
24:10
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I want ice cream.
24:10
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want yogurt.
24:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Good answer.
24:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Good answer.
24:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Steve Harvey would agree.
24:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Good answer, toast.
24:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Good answer.
24:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go drinking a lot of water.
24:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Even though I know that it's good for you and it's good to hydrate.
24:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're telling me how much you got to drink like eight glasses of water a day.
24:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, but you can't do it.
24:27
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't do it.
24:29
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't do it.
24:30
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you can't do it.
24:31
[SPEAKER_02]: You've got to do it.
24:32
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel this thing up with water for three, four times a day by the end of the day.
24:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Just like wash. Oh my god.
24:39
[SPEAKER_02]: It's too much.
24:40
[SPEAKER_04]: It's over.
24:43
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
24:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Scoopy didn't answer.
24:45
[SPEAKER_04]: I did answer.
24:46
[SPEAKER_04]: You took my answer.
24:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
24:47
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
24:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Number three.
24:49
[SPEAKER_04]: What's something strange that happened to you?
24:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Look in what kind of a guy.
24:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, it's not an awful question.
25:00
[SPEAKER_04]: I love open ending questions like this because your minds go in multiple different places.
25:05
[SPEAKER_05]: Something strange that happened to you.
25:07
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
25:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got drugged before Myers.
25:11
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, dude!
25:11
[SPEAKER_06]: Now you took my answer!
25:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I was undisturbed.
25:16
[SPEAKER_02]: I just got drugged in Fort Myers?
25:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
25:18
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just, I was playing.
25:20
[SPEAKER_04]: We just went after a national act, stroke nine.
25:23
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm high on life and a Fort Myers club.
25:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And suddenly, my lead singer jumps on a bar.
25:29
[SPEAKER_04]: And starts screaming at their lead singer, stroke nine sucks!
25:32
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm like, whoa, what happened to this guy?
25:38
[SPEAKER_04]: And that was really a strange thing that happened to me.
25:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Even though it didn't happen to me, I was there.
25:44
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know how far Fort Myers is from this coast, right?
25:47
[SPEAKER_04]: It's about two hours, two and a half, three hours.
25:52
[SPEAKER_04]: The other two bandmates who decided to take off for a home, and I still couldn't get my lead singer off a pole, because for some reason he wouldn't let go.
26:02
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a fence pole, and he was like a rabbit koala who wouldn't let go for the better part of three hours.
26:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Three hours, finally I had to rip him off the pole, throw him in the back of the car and say, we're going home, okay?
26:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, when I visited him at Palm Plantation General the next day, and I was like, yeah, that was really strange.
26:28
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a strange night.
26:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I got hospital.
26:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
26:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I ended up in the hospital the next day.
26:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Did they charcoal your belly?
26:38
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
26:39
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
26:40
[SPEAKER_03]: But they did, you know, talk support and the whole thing.
26:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't have a drink.
26:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't have a sip of alcohol for over a year.
26:51
[SPEAKER_03]: After that.
26:52
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I didn't know that.
26:53
[SPEAKER_04]: What a bad friend.
26:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's why the ticket was shot not a sip of alcohol.
26:58
[SPEAKER_05]: So what caused you to fall off that wagon?
27:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I was out with, I was out with Steph.
27:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
27:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, like gone for a weekend or something.
27:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, all right.
27:12
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I think a year's long enough.
27:14
[SPEAKER_04]: I should say you have to look all right.
27:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Those rock star parties, they get out of pocket, get out of hand.
27:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I'm pretty sure I got G bombed one time too.
27:21
[SPEAKER_04]: All I know is my dad woke me up.
27:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I was in the shower talking about mortgages.
27:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
27:28
[SPEAKER_04]: And I had to get a full recount of what I did before.
27:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was not like that.
27:31
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, man, that's not like that.
27:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm terrible.
27:33
[SPEAKER_04]: What's your answer, boys?
27:34
[SPEAKER_03]: What's something that's strange that I don't even do?
27:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even have the same answer for that.
27:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
27:48
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll play the band thing.
27:59
[SPEAKER_02]: I was with Shannon.
28:00
[SPEAKER_02]: This is when I was dating my wife.
28:01
[SPEAKER_02]: We were Zeta.
28:02
[SPEAKER_02]: We were at Zeta.
28:04
[SPEAKER_02]: And we had a, we had an intern, young Asian kid that Paul used to call Sunni.
28:12
[SPEAKER_02]: It was what he was or Woody Allen's kid.
28:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess so anyway, so even he was an impressionable young kid, but Trapped was playing I want to say it was a the most Trapped is wrong.
28:24
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's strong.
28:25
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how it is.
28:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Clearly The drummer from Straft is trying to is trying to hook up with Shannon like it's very clear that this is happening as Rebecca stage
28:37
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm there and I'm trying to like play it cool and she's like, you know, this guy's trying to lure her onto the bus I can't look at the bus.
28:43
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't check the bus out.
28:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Bus is really cool When she looks at me and she's like, I think we're gonna take a walk and soon you the ladies and kids go I'll go on the bus
28:53
[SPEAKER_02]: So here goes the new singer trapped on to this bus with a little Asian boy behind him and we're going to die in laughing just the idea of him inside this bus where he's just trying to hook up and he's got this little Asian kid like Kalima
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I love the idea of Jones reference.
29:18
[SPEAKER_04]: Gully Mosh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll see that.
29:20
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the black gully powder.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I get it wrong.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He was walking into the Teppolo Droom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Gully Mosh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And you did it.
29:30
[SPEAKER_02]: And you did it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Save it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we let him go.
29:32
[SPEAKER_02]: We talked about it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: go short round.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's got his Yankees out.
29:39
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be fine.
29:41
[SPEAKER_02]: And I go short round.
29:43
[SPEAKER_05]: I will I'll go with another other radio one old school.
29:48
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, the time that we almost got rhomburg suspended from the
30:02
[SPEAKER_05]: And I just thought it would be a great idea for you know, Paul to make a bet with him.
30:06
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, you know, you just wear each other's jerseys or whatever.
30:09
[SPEAKER_05]: And the NCA got rwended that and it was actually like for 48 hours.
30:14
[SPEAKER_05]: He wasn't quite sure if he was going to be able to play in that game.
30:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's terrible.
30:18
[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't insane.
30:20
[SPEAKER_05]: NCA now we didn't give a shit about anything.
30:22
[SPEAKER_05]: You just don't know if I can do it.
30:23
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's amazing how things have changed over 25 years.
30:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Question number four.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We got two more boys.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What's something people think is hard, but is actually easy
30:39
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what, it's easier than you would think to almost get a player suspended from a national championship.
30:45
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you need to do, right?
30:46
[SPEAKER_05]: That would be so bright.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How easy you can get that done.
30:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, great transition.
30:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Great change.
30:51
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to double on the call back and just say, radio.
30:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Radio.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to be a think that's hard.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's really not.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say, people think this is hard, but it's actually easy, and it's easy to be nice to your server.
31:10
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not that hard to be nice to your server, people.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Not at all.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Just a, hey, thank you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you so much.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Not hard, not hard.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's my answer.
31:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Scooby?
31:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have a real good answer for this one.
31:28
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
31:33
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, question number five.
31:37
[SPEAKER_04]: What wedding moment screamed all they're not going to last long.
31:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I got one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Trying a cherry stem in your mouth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's easy for me, but okay.
31:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
31:50
[SPEAKER_03]: That's he goes back saved by the bell.
31:52
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, new question.
31:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
31:54
[SPEAKER_04]: I missed the new one.
31:55
[SPEAKER_04]: What wedding moment screamed?
31:57
[SPEAKER_04]: They are not going to last long.
31:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
32:02
[SPEAKER_04]: It's I know you might have that story or not a lot of say anyways, I'll say mine.
32:06
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a wedding in North Carolina.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Dating someone.
32:12
[SPEAKER_04]: It's their friend.
32:14
[SPEAKER_04]: I go to this wedding and you know, they do the processional.
32:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don
32:32
[SPEAKER_04]: She walked the whole aisle.
32:35
[SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't there.
32:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Needless to say that wedding ended in like two years.
32:39
[SPEAKER_05]: Where how was he?
32:41
[SPEAKER_05]: Why?
32:41
[SPEAKER_04]: They forgot to get him.
32:42
[SPEAKER_04]: They actually got him.
32:43
[SPEAKER_04]: They actually, they actually comped the whole wedding.
32:47
[SPEAKER_04]: True story.
32:47
[SPEAKER_05]: They comped that they're like, forgot to get him.
32:50
[SPEAKER_04]: The hotel, that was at like the wedding planners hotel, like literally they walked this girl down the aisle.
32:55
[SPEAKER_04]: and he was not there.
32:57
[SPEAKER_05]: He wasn't aware of what time he was talking when it was.
33:00
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he was there.
33:00
[SPEAKER_04]: He was in a back room.
33:01
[SPEAKER_04]: He was just chilling drinking a beer with his best man.
33:03
[SPEAKER_04]: They forgot to get him.
33:04
[SPEAKER_04]: They forgot to like he was there.
33:06
[SPEAKER_05]: Like I missed him on site, okay.
33:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was on site.
33:08
[SPEAKER_04]: They forgot his fault.
33:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, it's not his fault at all.
33:11
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's a bad omin, friends.
33:14
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a very bad one.
33:16
[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of hotel was this in North Carolina?
33:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember was in North Carolina.
33:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Red roof in.
33:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
33:23
[SPEAKER_02]: We're all girls want to get married.
33:25
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a red roof in.
33:28
[SPEAKER_04]: These are not a best Western.
33:32
[SPEAKER_04]: We're Johnson's.
33:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
33:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see if you know your 80s rap, ultimate 80s reference.
33:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Who was the spokesperson for Best Western?
33:40
[SPEAKER_04]: back in a day.
33:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to give you this name and you're going to know, oh, what?
33:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Ready?
33:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go off Schmeranoff.
33:48
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, there's a one for you.
33:49
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
33:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Shut up.
33:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
33:52
[SPEAKER_05]: It's weird off.
33:52
[SPEAKER_04]: This wizard.
33:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
33:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
33:55
[SPEAKER_04]: You can look it up.
33:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Rho knows.
33:58
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, what wedding moment you saw you that scream, I don't think this is going to last
34:04
[SPEAKER_05]: And I went to a wedding back in the day where the bride at the reception got shit faced and started grinding on another page, another guy there that wasn't her husband and that marriage lasted like 12 months.
34:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, make sense.
34:24
[SPEAKER_02]: My, I'll give you one directly on my sister.
34:27
[SPEAKER_02]: You just have this running joke where it was like, we would go to a wedding and she'd be like, the groom gets super drunk and makes you doesn't want to be there.
34:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Her wedding.
34:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Now ex husband got blackout drunk like I mean like they carried him.
34:45
[SPEAKER_02]: We stood in the court yard and this was at the The breakers in West Palm.
34:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh damn we watched them carry him all the way through the court yard Like two of three of his best meant just he could even stand up like put a walk and stand Just I Just went all the way up to his room, but I was like
35:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember that thing you always say about the group drug or the shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh
35:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, totally.
35:27
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
35:28
[SPEAKER_05]: This Vegas, do you shoot?
35:30
[SPEAKER_04]: The world, was it that?
35:31
[SPEAKER_04]: This Vegas, do that, too?
35:33
[SPEAKER_04]: They get you buried on a whim, can they un-marry on a whim?
35:35
[SPEAKER_05]: Vegas counts on you being shit-faced.
35:38
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's cool.
35:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's their business model.
35:41
[SPEAKER_05]: That's crazy, do you think?
35:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
35:45
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
35:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that it?
35:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
35:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't think I did.
35:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't this this may sound.
35:51
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, boy.
35:52
[SPEAKER_03]: This may sound worse than I intend for it.
35:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this going to sound awful like I already sound?
35:57
[SPEAKER_03]: It's down.
35:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm paying attention.
35:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Bad in my head.
36:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
36:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
36:02
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like a I mean I go to these weddings and I'm like none of these fucking people are gonna last You know I like I like I know both of them like I don't have to I don't have to there to be a bad olman like I know That this isn't gonna work the funny part is that none of you fucking know this isn't gonna work I mean I can tell you now I can save everybody a lot of money in time
36:32
[SPEAKER_03]: just saying.
36:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's all right.
36:36
[SPEAKER_05]: I think in that situation, you should be able to.
36:41
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't let you wait, and you should be able to give a gift that is like the bottom, it's engraved, so that if there is a divorce, you get it back.
36:50
[SPEAKER_05]: Like property of, you know, Greg.
36:53
[SPEAKER_05]: In the venue before, please return it.
36:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
36:56
[SPEAKER_05]: Please return it.
36:57
[SPEAKER_05]: This is on loan during your marriage.
36:59
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, sir.
37:00
[SPEAKER_05]: Please return this.
37:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Very well.
37:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Open it by the way.
37:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for the label.
37:06
[SPEAKER_02]: It's cried.
37:08
[SPEAKER_02]: With a new blog, too.
37:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Please return to.
37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Please return to.
37:13
[SPEAKER_05]: In the end of the divorce, please return to this person or their next of kin.
37:21
[SPEAKER_02]: All your valuables just have that little odd gift tag on.
37:26
[SPEAKER_02]: That is air tag everything.
37:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the pets.
37:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Kacing wander off.
37:33
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy.
37:34
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
37:37
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
37:38
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh Jesus.
37:39
[SPEAKER_02]: We lost row.
37:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
37:41
[SPEAKER_02]: You got a phone call.
37:42
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he did.
37:43
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
37:44
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
37:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's your show titles.
37:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Doing the way with the dicks.
37:50
[SPEAKER_02]: So we said we were going to do a way with him.
37:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Show's not to the entire scene is dead.
37:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Which I like about what a lot.
38:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Diabetes day.
38:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, she's a small park.
38:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Green.
38:09
[SPEAKER_02]: You probably write this down.
38:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Scoop Green Delos on her face.
38:13
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not for the bracket.
38:14
[SPEAKER_02]: That's for the bracket.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the bracket.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Talk.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She'll why would you tell me to write that down?
38:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Rackageology.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a bracket.
38:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, hung like a light switch Collie Ma What was the second one the entire scene is dead.
38:33
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I can't like that one That would ever I don't care
38:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone go with Scoopy.
38:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the entire scene.
38:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I just realized it won by one.
38:47
[SPEAKER_03]: He's gone together.
38:49
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, oh, and then his hitters hit.
38:52
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit.
38:55
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the whole scene is that one is like time.
38:58
[SPEAKER_03]: One down the line down the line.
38:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did not put It's higher seen.
39:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've seen all of them Very good.
39:08
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
39:09
[SPEAKER_02]: This week's benched everybody behavior cells.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you next week.
39:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on a second.
39:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh What all three of them died the same year?
39:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes It's not even that they're all dead.
39:20
[SPEAKER_05]: They all know the same year.
39:22
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes
39:23
[SPEAKER_04]: And what they should have done is just put that scene in the in the more right I didn't hear the title sorry business called What was the show title for this week the entire scene is dead?
39:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Second runner-up was Kali Mah Kali Mah Kali Mah Shapti Day
39:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, oh, I love that.
39:50
[SPEAKER_01]: That's another episode in the books.
39:52
[SPEAKER_01]: What are you waiting for?
39:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody to kiss your goodbye?
39:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
39:57
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, I guess not.
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