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- 0:00so I'm finally worked out I have to do something I'm not looking forward to and
- 0:04that's to sit down and watch Justice League again welcome to multiple
- 0:10nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:15Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:20Things
- 0:24nerdy you have to well I want to watch
- 0:28the in to remember what the movie is cuz I don't remember that movie I think I
- 0:33keep getting mixed up with Batman v Superman in my head yeah another great
- 0:39classic film yeah but I want to watch it before the
- 0:43SN cut comes out so I can compare you're worried you might get the wrong idea
- 0:50about the SN cut based on your faulty memory of the previous [ __ ] one yeah are
- 0:55you worried you'll like it too much or you won't like it enough no I the reason
- 1:00why I do want to watch both and compare is I don't cuz it's going to be this
- 1:03thing where everyone's going to come out and say the Snider cut is great all this
- 1:08I still don't think that's going to be a good movie I'm not sure everyone is
- 1:10going to say that I don't think you have to watch another bad movie to ascertain
- 1:15whether this one's good or bad I don't think uh I don't think you know the
- 1:20problem Zack Snider's had in the past is that people said his DC movies were too
- 1:25good you know what he's doing next Army of dead yeah he's got that zombie one
- 1:31that's kind of done he's doing you know what he's doing after that I do I forgot
- 1:36chicks King Arthur that's right yeah like a historically accurate King Arthur
- 1:42yeah which is weird cuz is there a historically accurate King Arthur that
- 1:47we know no and plus they've tried pretty much every I mean there was that Clive Owen
- 1:54one that's tried to be like what if he was a Roman general during the Dark Ages
- 1:58what if he was a [ __ ] yeah well I I think that's uh guy Richie's one right
- 2:04yeah that's right what if King Arthur was a [ __ ] withit living on the Streets
- 2:08of London that was not a good movie in my opinion you know you know no it was
- 2:14awful they've all they're all awful I don't I still don't think there's been a
- 2:17good one even Excalibur is you know 4 hours too long I was going to say i'
- 2:21I've not seen it in a long time but I was about to go oh come on Danny but I
- 2:24haven't seen it since 20 years it's very hard to get through so the stones
- 2:30probably the best one the cartoon yeah the cartoon yeah
- 2:35all right I watched one of those are they foxes you know no no it's just
- 2:40people just human beings oh that's right it's a young blonde kid yeah yeah yep I
- 2:46watched one of those Looper videos 10 top 10 reasons oh all the King Arthur
- 2:50movies fail and it was like number 10 no
- 2:54one gives a [ __ ] about King Arthur like yeah just stop there
- 3:00number
- 3:05one yeah they to the chase yeah that's
- 3:09right so you want to rewatch Jos Sweden's Justice League I love that
- 3:14that's what it's called now yeah you want to watch still I don't want to I'm
- 3:20going to just so I can remember what movie that is cuz that movie is so
- 3:26unremember it's it's ridiculous
- 3:28unremember is night tile of this episod absolutely but you're right it's
- 3:35absolutely forgettable Batman V super is as well which is why
- 3:41you that's the word forgettable sorry go
- 3:45are you started with un the the thing is though when I watch the trailer for it
- 3:51and I see all those fully SI characters standing in fully CG environments I
- 3:57think yeah [ __ ] don't like this right but I rewatched both the latest Avengers
- 4:03movies in the last couple of days uh yeah Infinity war and endgame and they
- 4:09are a lot of that is fully CG characters in fully CG environments and it's still
- 4:15great so it's not that it's not that I think I mean look my my my issue with
- 4:21Snider's ones is just that the it's so mind-numbing like it's just too much
- 4:26like everything [ __ ] is exploding and they're like hitting each other with
- 4:29with buildings and I just can't care about any of it because like I don't
- 4:34know when I should be worried that anybody's in danger cuz they're just m
- 4:38it's just no context for anything anymore it's just like oh [ __ ] this
- 4:42is falling over and the world's [ __ ] exploding and the whole half the city's
- 4:46gone it's just like I don't know when I should care about anything that's why
- 4:50the best DC movie is Joker because he doesn't hit anyone with
- 4:56anything he's just [ __ ] lunatic about to explode he's putting his fingers in
- 5:01people's mouths you know and it's not set in space and all over the world it's
- 5:05set in one city block in Brooklyn yeah like it they went down cuz
- 5:10they're trying to make the DC are trying to be like serious and you can't be
- 5:14serious with a comic book it just doesn't work whereas
- 5:19Joker yeah they were they were serious but they made it real like they made it
- 5:25but I think Nolan probably did that serious but
- 5:30book kind of heed himself he he limited himself to Batman which I think the one
- 5:37of the I feel like the DC characters they don't work together as well as as
- 5:43as the Marvel ones just because you've got Superman Superman just [ __ ] does
- 5:47everything Superman's better than everyone at everything like yeah and
- 5:51then what's Batman doing there it's [ __ ] guy in a suit which Iron Man's a
- 5:56guy in a suit but his suit is more powerful than Batman's suit so it kind
- 6:00of Batman it's literally just a suit Iron Man's suit at least is a
- 6:04superhero yeah yeah so I know it's I mean Batman's suit still gets worn in
- 6:11the future in the desert with a trench coat over it so
- 6:16yeah there's obviously some going on with that suit we get to see more of
- 6:20that we might get to find out yeah we get to see more of that we have to watch
- 6:23it on binge in Australia yeah sorry guys apparently you're watching it on binge
- 6:29look at least we are getting it on streaming cuz I really was worried we'd
- 6:32have to go to the cinema for this yeah now do we know is it just going to be
- 6:38one 4H hour movie or is it being broken up into those four segments discussed a
- 6:43while ago just a movie yeah they've they've mentioned gone back and forth on
- 6:48that I think either that or the media's just reported it incorrectly several
- 6:52times which is also possible but it's just a movie now apparently 4 hours of
- 6:57that is binge going to be able to support a 4-Hour film from what I from
- 7:02what I've heard not a full res the whole way if if if history has anything to say
- 7:07about it might need to stop and have a little bit of a breather halfway through
- 7:11and that'll be fine don't do that Luke don't do that Luke it will not remember
- 7:15where you were up to nope once again this epode brought to you by binge I um
- 7:21it kind of sucks for not getting the hour long episodes cuz now I'm going to
- 7:24have to not remember where I am when I go to the toilet when I want a break
- 7:28from watching it Martha out of context it sounds like Luke's just an old man no
- 7:33this is not the I'm not going to know where I am Luke this is not the Martha
- 7:36one she might make an appearance though I hope so does she this is with the hot
- 7:43the hot Martha hot Martha 4 hours it got to have some some stuff in it I reckon
- 7:48Martha will make an appearance action Diane Lane oh Dian
- 7:54Lane okay I mean she may be elderly but she's still smoking hot man
- 8:00all right who's which Martha is I'm trying to remember we don't even meet
- 8:05Batman's mom do we Matt she's dead no we you know nothing about
- 8:10Batman she was in Batman vers Superman briefly for that scene that every
- 8:14[ __ ] Batman they're all hot okay Martha's are just hot that's what
- 8:20it was it's not that there was their moms did you say Martha I [ __ ] love
- 8:24Mar and they're all like [ __ ] Freud and edus complex like Fu just I didn't
- 8:29have a mom called Martha cuz all Martha are hot including my
- 8:36mom that's the delet kind of scenes that Zack Snider's putting back into this
- 8:40movie those kind of discussions I uh I saw this article about it's it's they
- 8:47touch on a couple things but one thing that made me laugh was that um Zack
- 8:51Snider's wife was in interview interviewed and she said one of the
- 8:54major problems they had with Batman vers Superman the reason people didn't like
- 8:58it is cuz the me media uh was was was mean to it they said that they focused
- 9:03on the fact that they focused on the fact it was too dark and she was like
- 9:06too dark compared to what and she thinks it's just cuz movie said aren't dark
- 9:11actually I I agree with her I think it was the media that was what was wrong
- 9:15with Batman v Superman in particular it was a piece of media compet called the
- 9:20movie yeah I just I just was like oh man
- 9:25I it it makes me I feel bad for people when they do stuff like that like no no
- 9:29no I promise you I didn't read anything about this movie until hat all on my own
- 9:36yeah yeah and it's there are times when the media might tell me this is a
- 9:39terrible movie or show and I still like it cuz I'm to have my opinion could not
- 9:44care less what the media thinks I was really excited to see this movie also
- 9:48stop saying the media like it's one [ __ ] group of people with like one
- 9:53like hive mind that only has one opinion cuz that is seldom how the media works
- 9:59the other thing is I sat in Batman v Superman and and for the first like 10
- 10:0415 minutes I was like no matter how bad this movie is I will still love it
- 10:09because it's Batman and Superman my two favorite childhood Heroes on screen for
- 10:14the first time I'm going to love it and even with that I still couldn't enjoy it
- 10:18because it's [ __ ] garbage movie should have ended about
- 10:22four times but it went for another hour and look to be fair the media Maybe
- 10:29focusing on a small sentence she said and maybe she's not as silly as as this
- 10:35makes a sound um well as part of the media I think we should also focus on
- 10:40that small sentence and um's wife you're canceled they' zeroed
- 10:47on this quote from her she may have said quite a lot more uh that it's just not
- 10:51part of this article so is there a dot dot dot after it was she like oh the
- 10:55media said it was too dark dot dot dot and also it wasn't a very good movie and
- 11:00yeah and also there was some other creative decisions my husband made that made it a bit
- 11:04[ __ ] well and then the in the in the same article they talk about Zack Snider
- 11:08is talking about how he thinks that the Martha thing was the kind of the the
- 11:13Crux of the whole movie that was his really his his favorite idea in Batman
- 11:18vers Superman was just the idea that that they both love their moms I think
- 11:23that was clear I think it was clear that he thought was really good idea you
- 11:26could have that without having the like why did you why did you say that name
- 11:31it's so interesting to have him go no no that's the best bit I can't remember but
- 11:36why did one of them say the word Martha I mean if I ever talk about my mom I
- 11:41don't call her by her first name because wasn't he was trying to get her to she
- 11:45he knew he she was in danger they kidnapped Superman's mom and then he
- 11:50Batman was going to kill him and he was just trying to say just don't kill me
- 11:54after I save my mom but then all it came out was like oh no save Martha Martha
- 11:59cuz I called my mom by her first name that's what I mean I
- 12:02mean what he was trying to say my mom but just all that came out with m m like
- 12:08is this is likeor then also like what does your mother's having the same name
- 12:13have to do with I'm going to not kill you anymore I know I'm going to look at
- 12:17what Hitler's mom's name was m just for
- 12:20reference yeah Hitler's mom's name
- 12:25claraa if anyone wants to know yeah so anyone got a m named CLA and you go back
- 12:32in time to murder Hitler don't do it because he will talk you out of it sink of
- 12:37Clara Batman versus Superman versus
- 12:40Hitler it's fight night
- 12:45yeah uh I watched a movie on a bad streaming service this week you have a
- 12:51bad streaming service over there yeah I well I don't know it's it may not be the
- 12:56streaming service itself there was obviously some kind of weirding
- 12:59compatibility going on uh I watched a movie on something called filmrise which
- 13:03film rise yeah I'd never heard of it that one we were trying to watch a
- 13:09classic film that we realized has
- 13:13terrible reviews and it's a film that I didn't realize was considered a bad film
- 13:19cuz I hadn't seen it since I was a teenager and I seen it the movies and uh
- 13:23and really liking it that's American Werewolf in Paris wait can I guess can I
- 13:26guess before you even say it I already said it if you didn't sorry and I talked I
- 13:32talked over you so that wasn't going to be what I was going to guess oh really
- 13:37what were you going to guess I I I thought you were going to say Mortal
- 13:41Kombat oh no because there's a new Mortal Combat movie out and I have very
- 13:47fond memories of the old Mortal Kombat movie but I have recently learned that
- 13:50it is considered a very bad movie by most people oh I knew that at the time
- 13:56but I still enjoyed it no at the time I thought it was legit good yeah well it
- 14:01was I think it's a similar with with this film right it's this is a very '90s
- 14:05movie and mor combat's the same I think there's probably a whole bunch of them
- 14:09but we rewatched American Werewolf in Paris uh it's you know it came out in 97
- 14:15uh we probably all saw it at the movies I really like saw it at the movies re on
- 14:20a rewatch I still really like it because it's it's it's like kind of like uh kind
- 14:26Hardly Wait in a way where it's it's I don't even notice the floss I I can tell
- 14:31they're there but it's just it's a '90s feeling movie it's got all these old
- 14:35'90s music in it it's it's ridiculous um it takes you back yeah
- 14:41it's got a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes oh which is very low
- 14:477% 7% I mean look it's not a great movie it's not the best movie but I don't know
- 14:53I like it still but we watch got 5.1 out of 10 on IMDb which I mean that's not a
- 15:00good score but I mean that's considerably better than Rotten Tomatoes
- 15:04yeah yeah and look it's it's got very
- 15:08very CGI werewolves that they show way too much you know especially compared to
- 15:14the the first film well that's the thing it it I mean is this supposed to be a
- 15:19sequel to American Werewolf in London because it's got nothing to do with it
- 15:23really so I'm not sure do they make any any links to the old I don't think
- 15:29so I don't think so I think the link is just that it's Americans in a foreign
- 15:33country and there's a werewolf and there's a werewolf yeah um the werewolves don't look I
- 15:40don't think I've ever seen the same the werewolves actually look weird in this I
- 15:43don't like the look of the werewolves that's that is one thing I don't like
- 15:47about it oh I'm looking at it
- 15:50now they look very odd kind of piggy uh I don't know if that's a result
- 15:57of the the bad CGI at time like and like I said they just show them way too often
- 16:01they don't look good enough to Warrant it they should have you know like in
- 16:06Jaws yeah oh American Werewolf in London as well they wanted to show the werewolf
- 16:10more in American Werewolf in London but it looked [ __ ] so they didn't and it
- 16:14actually works better and yeah I guess Jaws is same same same theory is just
- 16:18because you can doesn't mean you should it's better well imagine what Jaws would
- 16:23actually be if they actually did go with what they were planning to do if they
- 16:25didn't have all those problems with the shark when they're filming yeah he'd be
- 16:29all through it but it wouldn't be a good movie no it's it using your imagination
- 16:35or sorry letting the audience use their imagination I should say is uh I think
- 16:40more effective that's cve bar just as long as you end it and don't let us have
- 16:43to imagine after the movie in Luke's case I don't mind so
- 16:48much but filmrise uh so I was trying to find this movie and I couldn't find it
- 16:53anywhere like it's not um for sale anywhere in this country like I can't I
- 16:57can't buy it on iTunes or any which is weird to me but uh so I did a search on
- 17:03my Apple TV and it came up and it's like you can watch it in uh on Prime with
- 17:09with ads and it wouldn't work it just kept coming up with an error and then it
- 17:12said all right well you can watch it on filmrise which I guess is just some
- 17:18other streaming service I don't know a whole lot about it but it was
- 17:22free but as you mentioned before at one point I paused it and then it just [ __ ]
- 17:29itself so that that wasn't great and then it had ads but the ads I think
- 17:36because the the aspect ratio or or or resolution of the ads was different from
- 17:41the actual film Myer freaked out and the screen would
- 17:46just go black during the ads oh but if you just waited the film would come back
- 17:51after the ads you just that's kind of better though I'd rather just a blank
- 17:55screen than ads to be honest yeah it was just very strange
- 17:59I'm sort of having that same issue cuz there's a movie I really want to watch I
- 18:02haven't seen it in years but I can't find it anywhere but it's also hard to
- 18:06search for why it's a German movie
- 18:09called girls on top oh and so when you typing in German
- 18:16girls on top you want safe search on oh no you
- 18:22don't you do not girls on top girls on top two I
- 18:28don't know three young women resort to Desperate Measures to achieve their
- 18:32first orgasm Luke is this it that is it and I don't know it's just a fun movie
- 18:38yeah okay but it's not
- 18:44dirty it's just it's a little bit dirty you've just heard the synopsis it's a
- 18:49little bit dirty I mean the German of this is mud mudin mudin which is just
- 18:54girls girls girls
- 18:57mhm Munch Munch munchin muff muff muff it's good movie sequel not as good the
- 19:04but the first one I like the sequel's not as good SE three friends try to find
- 19:09a cheap apartment in Munich I mean that sounds less titillating I want is called munchin
- 19:15same cast though yep that's German for Munich that's a very bad joke actually
- 19:20now remember the sequel's actually kind of good too but yeah I cannot find it
- 19:24anywhere all right I'm prepared to pay money for it listeners if you you can find girls on
- 19:30top let us know it must be somewhere there you go Netflix just put on
- 19:37your netflix. Germany amazon. Germany Netflix sometimes says movies are on
- 19:43there and then when you go in there they're like oh we actually don't have
- 19:46that one but here's some that are kind of like it off Prime's bad for that here where
- 19:51it'll go hey we've got like this um like H lers anyway go okay I'll throw it out
- 19:57on as background noise and it goes but we don't have that season or this
- 20:01season it's like it's we've got it but we're not going to show it to you look
- 20:06if you got um why tease me with it have you got a VPN and have you got
- 20:12€3.99 I got4 yeah then you can watch this you can watch this I don't I don't think
- 20:18they'll accept the Loose Change you've got knocking around from when we're
- 20:21overseas I do have about four EUR downstairs I'm going to post it
- 20:24downstairs I'm posting this uh just down under segments but if you guys want to
- 20:29scroll down I've I've also just before we get off topic I've also posted a
- 20:33picture of my favorite
- 20:36werewolf Teen Wolf Teen Wolf oh I forgot to say that the the reason we thought of
- 20:43watching American Werewolf in Paris is because we've been watching Elementary
- 20:46still just kind of you know from time to time working our way through it and
- 20:50there's an episode of Elementary that is kind of the Hound of the basille's
- 20:55adaptation you know they you've got to do one of those if you're
- 20:59did one and the one of the characters in it is the main guy from American
- 21:05Werewolf in Paris which is obviously they they don't mention it or anything
- 21:09but it's obviously like a little like H look who it is he's a werewolf in Hound
- 21:13of the basells yeah nice and I don't think he's done a whole lot else cuz
- 21:18he's not that I don't recognize him from anything not even American Werewolf in
- 21:23Paris not even that yeah all right
- 21:25should watch it again uh I you mentioned that went off off track easily you
- 21:32mentioned aspect ratios yes I don't know why I said it like that either ratios
- 21:37and also do you guys notice the Justice League was in
- 21:4143 and before you think it's just the trailer it's not the whole movie is in
- 21:47square mode wait are you serious deadly serious I just assumed something funny
- 21:53was going on with my my screen cuz that happens from time to time and I assume
- 21:58it was just something like a style choice for the trailer for some reason like social
- 22:04media yeah the movies in 43 the reason being the reason being is that he shot
- 22:11some of it on IMAX which is yeah you know square tall screen and he was like
- 22:17I like this better [ __ ] it whole movies like that so they've had to
- 22:22reformat uh you know most of the shots to fit the square ratio the fu
- 22:29yeah I know right and he he also said whenever Superman's not flying in which
- 22:36case he he is horizontal then superheroes are vertical
- 22:41characters I I don't know which human beings aren't but uh so the ones in
- 22:48girls on top that the [ __ ] balls on Zack
- 22:54Snider to like to be to to get fired from from the Ser I know yeah
- 23:00extenuating circumstances with his daughter and all that kind of stuff but
- 23:02he got fired from the whole DC thing and the F not even all the fans just a bunch
- 23:07of the fans were like bring him back bring him back and he was like yeah I'll
- 23:11come back but I'm going to need another [ __ ] whatever ended up being $20
- 23:15million and I'm going to do it in 43 which is just going to piss everybody
- 23:19off there going to be black bars on everybody's expensive [ __ ] screens
- 23:23now yeah that's right here's a question do you think that any movies now will be
- 23:28made for IMAX anymore since it's a good question people AR going to go anymore I
- 23:33re Christopher Nolan will do it because he [ __ ] loves that [ __ ] I know he
- 23:38loves it but if it's not going to be seen in that format he doesn't give a
- 23:42[ __ ] I watched the thing about his audio mixes and how he basically not basically
- 23:49he literally [ __ ] said I don't care about cheap theaters and people's home
- 23:53setups I make my films to be watched in the ultimate theaters ultimate viewing
- 24:00experience and if you can't hear the audio in your shitty theater well I
- 24:03don't really give a [ __ ] pay more money wow great y sure and he didn't say it
- 24:09like that but he said that but IEX yeah yeah exactly he said I'm I I do
- 24:16the audio mix for the best theaters and that's
- 24:21it like that scene in um tenet where you couldn't hear what they were saying when
- 24:25they were out in the [ __ ] yacht things mhm yeah if you if you were in a
- 24:30[ __ ] IMAX theater you would have heard it right but yeah and um uh there
- 24:36was it was because he does the thing that made it weird is it was actually an
- 24:40interesting little video I watched about it uh in in tenant there are bits where
- 24:44you don't hear what people are saying but it's intentional like when they're
- 24:46doing the tour of the facility mhm and the the [ __ ] music gets cranked right
- 24:51up over the guy starts talking and then it kind of Fades him out the music
- 24:54cranks up cuz it's like okay it's not important what he's saying I just need to know that
- 24:59being but then other bits it's like you areed toar what say and then they're
- 25:04likeing explaining the pl and how the whole [ __ ] movie works but I've got a
- 25:07mask on it's like yeah and the little it was like a little YouTube thing about
- 25:14like is it a failure on his part if I can't tell when I should or should not
- 25:18be able to understand what the [ __ ] people are saying I would say it is
- 25:22except that he does not give a [ __ ] and if you call him on it he will say I
- 25:27don't give a [ __ ] it's it's the same thing that when people commented on um
- 25:32Kill Bill to Tarantino and they were like we just couldn't watch your movie
- 25:36man it was just a series of homages and he was like yeah I didn't make it for
- 25:39you I just literally made it for myself put every cool thing I could think of
- 25:42into a movie and if you didn't like it that's fine cuz it wasn't for you I
- 25:47already got your money well and I think with Interstellar they actually quite
- 25:51similar to Last Jedi you know where they had that little notice put up that said
- 25:54you know it's supposed to be like that with the Last Jedi with the explosion
- 25:59they said I'll ghost quiet supposed to with Interstellar there was a thing put
- 26:04up that said um yeah we know you can't hear him talking the bit spoilers for
- 26:09Interstellar I guess you know the bit where they're about to they're being
- 26:12sucked into the black hole any jettison stuff you know what I'm talking about
- 26:16yeah there's a conversation they're having you can't really make it out and
- 26:20then they had to put a notice up and say yeah we know Christopher Nolan knows he
- 26:24doesn't care don't complain to us rise straight to him yeah yeah as thought
- 26:29there would have been people that would have come out of that and then asked for
- 26:32their money back cuz people actually still do that oh I know yeah I've
- 26:37consider yeah didn't like it give me my money back it's not how this works no
- 26:44unless there was like an actual well I think that's the reason this the the the
- 26:47theater put up the thing was like no no no we didn't [ __ ] up that's the movie
- 26:51this is yeah so yeah your money back go talk to them take it out with him
- 26:56speaking of The Last Jedi Ryan this week in an interview has said
- 27:02his trilogy still coming and I know what Luke's gonna
- 27:06say have Disney said
- 27:09this no is anyone else saying this no
- 27:14just him in fact when I saw this I saw this article and I was like oh
- 27:18confirmation and I went in there and it was it literally just Ryan Johnson
- 27:21saying it again like I mean he might still be writing it I believe that yeah
- 27:26oh I don't care I just think this is funny at this point is that like they've
- 27:30put out the [ __ ] slate of everything that's coming he's not on it but he's
- 27:33like n no it's coming we're still doing it yeah there's not even like a Trilogy
- 27:39of movies in in the things that announced that you could go or maybe
- 27:42he's working on that there's just nothing nothing nothing and they've been
- 27:47pretty clear what's coming out yeah yeah
- 27:50have you the buzz online though is that
- 27:54they're going to rcon the sequel trilogy and there's some kind of some kind of
- 28:01plot Point involving time travel or multiple Dimensions or something in the
- 28:06cartoons that we obviously don't know about that people are speculating is
- 28:10going to be the device used to basically remove those three films
- 28:16from Canon there was also what a rumor going around that like when Ry was
- 28:20looking through you remember there was mirrors that she could see through so
- 28:24that was also could have led to this one reality it could have been in the Star
- 28:29Wars Cinematic Universe one of those realities was where these secret
- 28:35trilogies were good films yeah which she wasn't a paltin I
- 28:41don't think they could Rec I think they just have to accept that you screwed up
- 28:45going backwards and that's why they're going to the future I mean to the past
- 28:49and doing like the old Republican stuff yeah where they haven't wrecked
- 28:53everything yet yeah oh we we talked a few weeks ago about Mike from red letter
- 28:58media saying that he believes we never saw the real Palpatine yes and um
- 29:04evidently that has been confirmed really yes that's interesting yes
- 29:10so Senator Palpatine slthe Emperor yeah clone already a
- 29:17clone the real Palpatine is thousands of years old and we've never seen him
- 29:24okay that's just stupid yeah once again
- 29:28m is correct yep yeah the others
- 29:32begrudgingly uh they made a V video begrudgingly attributing
- 29:37him for getting that right that's good stuff I what he just
- 29:44being a clone now is fine why why trying to that was that was not fine as well
- 29:49that was garbage as well oh be a we have to accept that cuz that's what it was
- 29:54just move on I agree with he he like the thing JJ Abrams said was he's
- 30:01been asked to come in and make the final book end on this on this series and the
- 30:07villain was [ __ ] Palpatine for the first six of them in a way right M he
- 30:12was always behind the scenes and so he was like well it's kind of got to be him
- 30:16at the end doesn't it like that's how do you book end it
- 30:20without like how do you book end it when [ __ ] every all the bad guys are dead
- 30:25like who who's the bad guy in in nine if it's not not Palpatine well I mean I
- 30:31hate to be that guy but it should have been snoke yeah but snoke was dead you're
- 30:36right and it probably would have been if snoke hadn't been killed and so now he
- 30:40he was like [ __ ] I don't know man like baltin no you're right because they
- 30:45couldn't bring somebody new work this out no yeah you can't bring in a new
- 30:49Ultimate villain in the last one that's [ __ ] and they just say oh it's this
- 30:52big big guy here and now let's kill him like hell if you look at the series as a
- 30:59whole if you wanted to to like I said like bookend it with and make it like a
- 31:04a nice you know like a theme running through that kind of stuff he didn't
- 31:07have a whole lot of options they didn't leave him with much to to work
- 31:10with no definitely it was a mop-up job he was like you Matt just going around
- 31:15mopping up exactly but I hope they've sort of
- 31:19learned now like maybe work this [ __ ] out before beforehand yeah I'm still
- 31:25baffled how they didn't do that baffling to me well they've got Kevin FY
- 31:30doing it now so I assume this will never happen
- 31:35again I mean they made a [ __ ] ton of money so yes they I doubt they care that
- 31:42much oh yeah the one that everyone hated made the most money I I don't have any
- 31:48desire to rewatch The Rise of Skywalker no and
- 31:54again I have not seen that since I saw it the movie I enjoyed it more at the
- 31:58time I enjoyed it more at the time but then it's similar I enjoyed Justice
- 32:04League more at the time than I did the ones before it but I'm not going I no
- 32:08desire to rewatch either of them to be honest but I did watch Force awakens uh
- 32:12couple months ago oh yeah and that's still fun good movie agree and but I
- 32:18think the RIS skwalker that I think because of the last year I
- 32:22that's sort of why I sort of dropped out not go back and see it multiple times
- 32:26and stuff like that I think that's also L is also why R skwalker didn't do as
- 32:31well at the box office was because they're coming off a low so I I've
- 32:36watched The Last Jedi three times which doesn't sound like a lot of times to
- 32:41watch a movie but [ __ ] I really tried I watched it at the cinema I watched it
- 32:46again when I got home not not like straight away home I just mean like at
- 32:51home sure and uh I also watched a fan
- 32:55edit that had claimed to fix it by cutting out all the [ __ ] stuff but
- 33:00actually when all the really [ __ ] stuff is out the rest of it still just only
- 33:06okay yeah I watched it twice I'm actually looking forward more to just
- 33:12give me the television shows now well you shall have them you'll have some of
- 33:16them they might have canel one now them out oh right wasn't one pretty much
- 33:22based all around Gina corano no I think it was based around
- 33:26those X-Wing Pilots but I think she was supposed to be in it well who knows I
- 33:30thought she was meant to be in the not the X-Wing one cuz that's that's a movie
- 33:36Rangers of the Republic be in the candle one the X-Wing one I'm talking about
- 33:41those two X-Wing Pilots that were in Mandalorian they had to show the Rangers
- 33:45of the new Republic or whatever it was ah yes I mean I'm sure they can make
- 33:48that good but that doesn't sound good to me it doesn't sound like a good idea of
- 33:53all the things you could do oh I can see it where's the where's the spin-off
- 33:58series about the hot twins from The Cantina hot twins from the Cana Luke I
- 34:03know you know their names I used to know their names cannot remember
- 34:09anymore I have to go find my book Tales of a mly Cano in there yeah they get
- 34:16their own little Adventure don't they wink wink in German it's them
- 34:21trying to find an apartment to get their first orgasm it's called sisters on top yeah
- 34:28so Gina Coran has done an interview with Ben Shapiro this week I've not watched
- 34:31who's Ben Shapiro because I saw this guy don't know who Ben Shapiro is he's a
- 34:37conservative me like news guy he does like uh he's he's been on like Joe Rogan
- 34:43a lot and um he he's like a yeah he's a
- 34:48oh yeah he looks like conservative pundit I did also hear about this
- 34:54interview and it's sort of confusing
- 34:57what I sort of read of it yeah she's I didn't watch it but I know that they
- 35:04talked about how Disney fired her for her posts and again that's not true they
- 35:10didn't fire her they just announced that she's not working for us anymore her
- 35:15contract ran out last year and then she's just they've just not hir her to
- 35:19do anything else like I don't know I guess I guess you could argue that's the
- 35:23same thing but I think like wording it as she made these tweets or or Instagram
- 35:28posts last week and then got fired it's just not
- 35:32true Disney says it's not true I guess I don't she's she's not upset with Pascal
- 35:38about it I'm s of like well would got to do why would you be mad to do with it
- 35:44being in a show that is no longer on you can't just say you were fired I mean
- 35:49Mark Hamill didn't go around after [ __ ] Return of the Jedi G I've been
- 35:53fired no you didn't be fired you finished the movie yeah and well I guess
- 35:59the reason people saying okay cuz Mandalorian is continuing right but
- 36:02Disney were like oh no she's not going to be in it anymore but like was she
- 36:05going to be in it anyway she shouldn't have been in the second season anyway it
- 36:08was a waste of a character to have her return instead of riding somebody else
- 36:11into the show I know people talk about her as if she was like the [ __ ]
- 36:15breakout star of the show like and I I mean obviously she has fans but but I
- 36:21mean really like well she's also saying that there
- 36:25was some kind of internal conspir to get her off the show even before she tweeted
- 36:31about her Holocaust denial and uh she's also kind of backpedal a little bit
- 36:37about her comment about the Jews do you want to hear do you want to hear her
- 36:41backpedal that's cuz benj Shapiro is Jewish probably is he now okay yeah well
- 36:47she she claimed that uh what she meant was that she was quote inspired by The
- 36:53Gentle Spirit of the Jewish people going through a tough time
- 36:59I look I am I feel like she
- 37:04probably I don't think she was denying the Holocaust or anything like that I
- 37:08mean I doubt that she was doing that that's a pretty [ __ ] stupid thing to
- 37:11do right so she miscommunication yeah she just used a
- 37:17really bad metaphor yeah that is just in the
- 37:24nogo zone of things you're allowed to
- 37:27yeah like put on yourself for for self-pity but then
- 37:34also I don't know just seems like this
- 37:38whole thing's gotten overblown mhm well I mean she's fine she's got work coming
- 37:43up just don't worry about it she's fine right I read in this same article
- 37:50that Ben Shapiro is evidently funding her next project is he yeah that's
- 37:56interesting I I I guess he's he must be doing all right yeah well I guess it depends on
- 38:03what her next project is maybe it's the remake of girls on top I wouldn't want
- 38:08her to be on the top she would be very
- 38:12heavy she's a solid woman oh yeah put her on the bottom she's the short blunt
- 38:19portion of the human
- 38:22pyramid you know yeah yeah I don't know I think she just probably should just
- 38:29chill out for a bit no that's not her plan M no all right no just just stop
- 38:36talking for a little bit just leave it for a bit you'll be
- 38:41fine you're making it worse speaking of TV shows somebody watched something that
- 38:46I also watched or at least watched part of and man I assume this is you because
- 38:50I wouldn't thought crime scene Vanishing at the Cecil hotel is something that
- 38:54Luke would watch I watched a few episodes of that yeah I watched a few
- 38:58episodes too and then I said to myself you're really dragging out a 5 minute
- 39:03story into a whole series so I'm going to turn this off and uh just read
- 39:08[ __ ] Wikipedia of what actually happened which is actually a very simple
- 39:13and not very mysterious occurrence man did you did you watch the
- 39:17third episode I watched the first two episodes only the third episode I was
- 39:23[ __ ] scre like I I was getting annoying I was being annoying I I to
- 39:28apologize to Jenna because I was like like yelling at the screen because it
- 39:34really goes off the rails cuz you're right it's it should have been an
- 39:39episode of the UN well not Unsolved Mysteries cuz it's not unsolved no it's
- 39:43[ __ ] solved it's solved yeah so but but it should have been like it could
- 39:49have been a nice you know 1 hour docent or something like that and yeah they
- 39:54dragged it out but after two episodes they get into Stu get into these
- 39:57conspiracy theor so for people listeners who don't know that it's a documentary
- 40:01about a girl a Canadian girl who went missing in Los Angeles she she went
- 40:06missing from the the Cecil Hotel um which is hotel that has a very
- 40:13bad reputation because it's near skidrow in La which is just a bad area right
- 40:18it's nothing hotel's not [ __ ] haunted or anything like that it's just a bad
- 40:21area a lot of bad stuff happens there
- 40:24and it's a cheap shitty hotel so
- 40:28you yeah exactly they have hourly rates it's a it's a it's a shitty hotel in a
- 40:33shitty part of a shitty City so yeah bad stuff happens there and MH this girl
- 40:40goes missing and they don't they haven't found her for I don't know how long did
- 40:43it take to find him like like a month or something like that no I don't think it
- 40:46was long was it it two days no no no no no she was missing for weeks guarant I
- 40:52guarantee you and then the the we the thing about it that makes it so
- 40:56intriguing is that there was footage of her behaving really strangely in the
- 41:01elevator and that's what kind of made the whole thing so mysterious two weeks
- 41:07yeah two weeks okay but then then there's the first two episodes are kind
- 41:11of about you know what happened in the investigation all kind of stuff and the
- 41:14third one starts going into all these conspiracy theorists online and yeah it
- 41:19really just goes off the [ __ ] rails and they're giving way in my opinion way
- 41:23too much time and taking these things way too seriously at I I almost was like
- 41:28this is [ __ ] dangerous these people are full of [ __ ] and you're presenting
- 41:33their opinions as if they're valid when we already know they're not the whole CL
- 41:37like the the the piece of information that nullifies every all the horeshit
- 41:44that they're saying is is known right if if you were paying attention you you you
- 41:50kind of know you could figure out where this is going and it does in the last
- 41:54five minutes of the [ __ ] series it's like oh actually mhm no no but I don't
- 41:59know they just people did to that musician exactly CU they found a video
- 42:04of him at the hotel and they've gone that's the murderer he wasn't even the
- 42:09country at the time and they could easily have said that that at the
- 42:14[ __ ] moment they revealed the video like everybody he was there 12 months
- 42:18before but they they withhold that piece of information until the fourth episode
- 42:24mhm so even the documentary shits on this guy and the way they present him as
- 42:28this metal artist they make him look [ __ ] guilty for two episodes and then
- 42:33they go actually he didn't do it like don't do that do it they do have an interview
- 42:39people but the the internet sleuth whatever they want to be called ruined
- 42:45his life yeah but getting his accounts cancelled and all this calling him a
- 42:49murderer and he I didn't do it but and not only that yeah they make him look
- 42:54like bad and then there's they start talking about this conspiracy where the
- 42:58cops and the [ __ ] hotel are in on it and they like cut to these really
- 43:01suspicious looking shots of the the detectives looking Shifty like are they
- 43:05[ __ ] in on this crime that kind of stuff no don't [ __ ] do that because
- 43:10zoom in on the hotel manager yeah on already on Twitter if you look this [ __ ]
- 43:15up there are people who didn't watch the whole thing and who are [ __ ]
- 43:19harassing people talking about all this [ __ ] hotel manager [ __ ] in on the
- 43:23murder there was no murder like I don't know know
- 43:28it's yeah I I mean I was entertained the whole way through to in a sense but that
- 43:35third episode in particular just made me so angry like I just I just get enraged
- 43:39when I know I'm being like patted out too yes and sensationalized
- 43:46too and and I get it you want to you want to tell a sensational story like I
- 43:52mean but and that's why something like I keep going back to serial right
- 43:57the podcast like that wasal and they did that in a way too
- 44:03they would like set up could it be this no it's not but that was just to kind of
- 44:07play with your perception as they went along and everything they gave you was
- 44:11factual they just drip fed you information adjust the right order for
- 44:14it to be compelling but that's not the same as making things that weren't
- 44:18important sound important yeah do you did you guys ever watch the podcast or
- 44:23watch the podcast listen to the podcast up and vanished no no I don't it was
- 44:28very entertaining and it's it's a podcast this guy started a it was a girl
- 44:33went missing and there was uh like it's all true the girl went missing uh
- 44:37believed to have been murdered and um it was unsolved and this guy
- 44:44started a podcast and it's kind of like he's investigating it and it week to
- 44:48week he's doing this investigation and it was really
- 44:52interesting and they had all these Clues and he was talking to this private
- 44:54detective who was brought onto the case and all that kind of stuff and it went
- 44:56for ages and ages and ages and then after a while it became apparent that
- 45:01they were withholding information to make the podcast
- 45:06more uh compelling which annoyed me a
- 45:10bit and then after a while the the the
- 45:16gbi jorgia Bureau of Investigation anyway they they arrested a guy who the
- 45:21guy who killed her and none of it had anything to do with the podcast's evidence or
- 45:28they were complely the track it was guy they didn't even they never even heard
- 45:32of because the police had actual information and evidence yeah they're not listening
- 45:39police aren't listening to a podcast to find out what their next move is exactly
- 45:43but then the guy in the podcast was people were like oh congratulations you
- 45:47know you did a great job that kind of stuff he didn't do it I was like you
- 45:50didn't [ __ ] do anything all you did was like he he was just lucky he was
- 45:54talking about that at the time so he had that on it when it made the news of
- 45:58they've been caught and I mean it was entertaining to listen to I got to say
- 46:03like I was compelled by it and it was interesting but he was wrong about
- 46:06everything and he didn't help at all so it's like I don't know just and this
- 46:11reminded me of that a little bit cuz it's like you've got this whole
- 46:15basically you've got I guess two episodes you could just cut out cuz it's
- 46:20it just it's all pointless and there's like a whole section where they're
- 46:23talking to this guy about synchronicity and he's like oh because it's all coincidences
- 46:29hom talking disa a test for tuberculosis is called a
- 46:36lamb Eliza her name was Eliza lamb like is that and they're like how can that be
- 46:39a coincidence well it [ __ ] is a coincidence it was a coincidence and in
- 46:42fact if it wasn't called that you wouldn't say anything about it like like
- 46:48yeah and he was making it out like oh it's called a synchronicity is when
- 46:51there's so many coincidences that it can't be a coincidence that's not a
- 46:54thing no no no no no like they were all
- 46:59coincidences coincidence just means when things
- 47:03coincide yeah like yeah okay it is odd that a Lys Salam went missing and that a
- 47:09tuberculosis outbreak the day after was announced among the homeless population
- 47:14of skidrow and that the test for it is called a lamala sure that is odd but
- 47:18it's not related if you yeah if you relate those stories together which
- 47:23they're not no absolutely nothing to do with other as proven by the fact that we
- 47:29know what happened to her like there was a there was they never follow up on that
- 47:35and and say that they just they leave it handle yeah it's just so annoying there
- 47:41was a podcast in Australia called the teacher pet which was uh about a a woman
- 47:47who went missing years ago and the uh
- 47:51police investigated and closed the case but the podast
- 47:57Caster thought it was the husband the one where they looked into it and then
- 48:01they hit she was buried in the backyard or something yeah yeah that was his
- 48:06theory but but they I mean they excavated the backyard didn't find
- 48:08anything but the the podcast sleuth was
- 48:14certain that she was there yeah now this is something that you start to realize
- 48:19after five or six episodes of him just telling you what happened in different
- 48:23ways and interviewing different people but feeding them the same stor so that
- 48:27you're just getting this you're like I don't think this was solved so I
- 48:30actually don't know why you're making this podcast or where this is going or
- 48:34what I'm supposed to think by this far in and certainly not by the end of it
- 48:38like if there's a story there that can be told in one hour [ __ ] tell it in
- 48:42an hour don't tell it in 10 podcast episodes please yeah yeah some of them
- 48:49there was another one as well a podcast that was about a murder I don't remember
- 48:52the spe the specifics of it but I had I stopped listening to in because I was
- 48:55like oh you you have no idea no plan for how this is going to go like and it's
- 49:00not going well like like Al you it's it reminded me of the up and vanished one
- 49:07it's that one worked out just because it happened to be a compelling story and he
- 49:11found enough again coincidental stuff because again nothing had anything to do
- 49:16with anything that that it became interesting but this one was just like
- 49:20this woman was like I'm going to interview people about this murder and
- 49:22it was just just nothing went anywhere and it was garbage like internet sleuths
- 49:29sometimes they do good stuff like it has happened that internet sleuths have done
- 49:34good stuff but like most of the time they just yeah like if you watch don't
- 49:38[ __ ] with cats that's a great example of internet but they still got it wrong
- 49:45enough to do damage yes right and then and we Jenna mentioned the other day the
- 49:50other one was uh remember the the Boston bombing and how the the people on Reddit
- 49:55thought that kid that had gone missing did it and the kid who were missing here
- 50:00in um here in Providence from Brown University and they were like harassing
- 50:05his family and they thought he had done it and he [ __ ] drowned M and like
- 50:10they found his body I think he may have committed suicide I don't but but he was
- 50:14he was dead like yeah and his family had to put up with with all that [ __ ] like I
- 50:20think we should just make a rule um that
- 50:24if you aren't connect Ed to this in any way and even if you do think that you
- 50:30found some evidence um don't just harass someone's family like that should just
- 50:35be a rule right right or or somebody like the the the art the musician in uh
- 50:40in Cecil Hotel thing yeah not saying don't do anything about it maybe report
- 50:46it but don't try to ruin people's lives over it the FBI the police are telling
- 50:50you if the police are telling you no we actually we have we've got more evidence
- 50:53that you don't know about and he's not suspect well [ __ ] maybe just accept that
- 50:58that's the case we have thoroughly investigated this and based on the
- 51:01knowledge that we have that you don't we have let him off the [ __ ] a hawk but
- 51:05well even in this show right in in the final episode of this show sorry
- 51:09spoilers for Crime Scene Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel the cops say there's
- 51:13stuff that they're still not going to tell us right yeah because there's weird
- 51:17stuff about the video and all that kind of stuff and the guys cops like yeah
- 51:20there is right so just accept that the the police know things you don't know
- 51:25and he he's not he doesn't even explain like the time code on the video is weird
- 51:29he's like it is weird and there's a reason for that next question like yeah
- 51:36need to know basis move on yeah legally can't tell you why that is so I don't
- 51:42know just mhm I found it frustrating let's go to something fun and amazing go
- 51:48on Mars Mars I [ __ ] love Mars yeah
- 51:54you've been beaten to Mars again Mars well you want to a little bit Luke but
- 51:59you don't want to a whole lot you paid you paid for the paperwork you never
- 52:04submitted the paperwork never submitted paperwork I don't think you even filled
- 52:07out the paperwork did you no I opened it okay I looked at it and
- 52:14then so you gave the paperwork for your Mars application the same respect as the
- 52:20correspondence you get from the Scientology church that keeps no
- 52:25actually I'm going to go I opened the Mars one package I haven't opened my
- 52:30Scientology stuff got the book in the rapper somewhere what book did they give
- 52:35you or did you you have to buy it remember they don't give you things they
- 52:39yeah they got me to buy dtic or something dontics yeah I'll try and find it when
- 52:44I'll for next next week all right but
- 52:47Mars perseverance Rover has landed on
- 52:51Mars uh I watched it live it's [ __ ] really cool this is the I watched the
- 52:57last one as well I just it's it's the most riving footage of just a room full
- 53:01of people going I know right F yeah cuz
- 53:06there's nothing they can do to yeah it's just have to watch it happen they send
- 53:10the commands and then it just does it and if it [ __ ] up you won't even know
- 53:13for 10 minutes like yeah yeah like if you if you notice oh [ __ ] something's
- 53:18gone wrong it doesn't matter because it's already happened it's done yeah and
- 53:22just the fact that this [ __ ] worked right like cuz I mean you can look up
- 53:28all of the stuff that goes into it but the the most fascinating bit to me is
- 53:32that the the the landing craft lowers the Rover down onto Mars with a [ __ ]
- 53:36crane like like drops it off and then has to [ __ ] off out of the way and just
- 53:42the fact that we can do that I know it's drop a [ __ ] crane drop a [ __ ] Rover
- 53:47off on Mars with a crane that's fascinating especially since when we
- 53:50were kids like I mean you know it was a tail into the Cold War so the space race
- 53:56was you know in its final lap and then just nothing happened for 20 years yeah
- 54:02I know mhm it's it's nice to to know that
- 54:07they're trying again and the plan is to get people to land people to actually go
- 54:12to Mars in like the next decade or so isn't it yeah except you know NASA's
- 54:17funding keeps getting juggled around so I don't know I was going to take
- 54:20eccentric billionaires for sure yeah yeah so we I mean might get there first
- 54:25it can't be it can't really be to me it's one of the things it can't just be
- 54:29like NASA does it it needs to be like one of those the world yeah does it like
- 54:34everyone come together to work on it like the ISS MH yeah like it's everyone
- 54:39or an Russia and America are playing nice so yeah SpaceX I think they're
- 54:43going to test another Starship launch this week so I mean they might they
- 54:47might get get there did you see the last SpaceX launch it crashed did you see
- 54:52that yeah that's a sh spectacular I mean took off flew fuing perfectly everything
- 54:58went great just until the last minute when it tried to land and it [ __ ]
- 55:02smashed into the ground so they're going to do another one possibly this week at
- 55:05least they're trying to do that it's what they used to just he we're just
- 55:08going to let this fall in the ocean it's gone yeah I man they get those things
- 55:13taken off and Landing that's science fiction [ __ ] right there yeah that
- 55:16spaceship takes off and then lands on a planet that's [ __ ] sick yeah and then
- 55:22takes off again like amazing space
- 55:27elevator yeah they don't talk about those anymore I feel like that idea got got poo
- 55:33pooed talk about it yeah that's right a lot of really important people
- 55:38considered making a space elevator but I feel like you've Elon musk's not making
- 55:43a space elevator it's probably a reason for that I feel there's a video Neil
- 55:49degrass Tyson talking about the space elevator oh yeah I'd ride the space
- 55:54elevator m oh in an instant I'd love to go to space yeah me
- 56:01too maybe in our lifetime maybe I don't I think In Our Lifetime yes but not us
- 56:08yeah probably not yeah we've missed that we we've missed it by about we'll miss
- 56:11it by being people actually probably by 30 years I'd say yeah uh the
- 56:17perseverance Rover is going to be looking for life or signs of life and
- 56:21that's that's why they picked the location that's Landing it's in a crater
- 56:24that used to be a lake well they believe be a lake they're pretty pretty [ __ ]
- 56:27sure it used to be a lake and it's going to look for life and that's [ __ ]
- 56:32awesome mhm and perseverance too if they
- 56:36find it that's going to be pretty [ __ ] huge
- 56:41yeah so and and if they don't oh well I also like that it's taking samples of
- 56:47stuff right and putting them in little little containers to seal them up but
- 56:51it's leaving him there cuz you know it what's it going to do with them so I
- 56:56just love that the idea is that like okay we build this thing it's going to
- 56:59put these samples in in these containers and it's going to drop the samples and
- 57:02we at some point in the future hopefully we'll be able to go get yeah we'll go
- 57:08get them I love that the like op the optimism of that yeah well I sort of
- 57:14like it like it's going to take out like it save him a bit of time yeah but like
- 57:18how are we going to get it don't know yet but we we'll just do it so that
- 57:22hopefully we can so good oh and it's got a helicopter on it
- 57:28that's my other favorite thing about this Rover it's got a helicopter what
- 57:31yeah it's got a little drone helicopter thing that it can deploy and I'm [ __ ]
- 57:36I can't wait to see footage from that thing I want to
- 57:40go to Mars no no I want to go off the flying the Drone around crash
- 57:46immediately but I mean I thought you said you want to go to m i mean we know
- 57:50that but you know there's nothing there Luke there could be there's not could be
- 57:55me and an Xbox an internet yeah it's all I need we have to
- 58:00wait 11 minutes for everything you do to show up in the game yeah I'd be terrible
- 58:04in multiplayer well hopefully we'll get you up there to pick up those samples at
- 58:09some point I'm I'm willing to do it actually I don't like bending down
- 58:15maybe not one those little uh little arms
- 58:20withy things little yeah yeah see people be with those yeah well they they're
- 58:25probably magnetic you know be metal maybe you can just
- 58:28hold a magnet it'll up into your up into your hand you can open it up have a look
- 58:33at what's in there any life in there hello any anyone in there hello no no
- 58:39it's going to be next to the place it was taken from so I'm probably it's
- 58:42going to be dirt that's in the container and a rock they probably probably get a
- 58:48scientist to look at it actually now that I think about it yeah yeah probably
- 58:51be a bit better not you it's a rock Luke's got time to become s between now
- 58:57and when they put a man on that planet you've got time to get yourself a PhD
- 59:02one thing one thing that happened this week I think Unfortunately they find
- 59:06Life on Mars you guys won't hear about it cuz all your news has been banned
- 59:11from Facebook yeah I mean this is my dream come true I might go back on
- 59:16Facebook now that it can't just be a bunch of [ __ ] links to news articles
- 59:20that are probably not true and that I definitely don't care about well no now
- 59:24the problem is is there won't be links to True articles yeah it's all going to
- 59:29be fake people just be posting hhip that's what it is already let's
- 59:34let's not kid ourselves so from what I understand Facebook has banned
- 59:38Australian news sites globally like I can't look at them on there either I
- 59:42mean not that I [ __ ] go on Facebook but if I wanted to I couldn't get my
- 59:46news on Facebook about from Australian news websites because Australian
- 59:50Facebook anyway no because Australian news websites were going to charge
- 59:55Facebook Facebook no yes and Google as well but Google made a deal okay can you
- 1:00:02explain that to me a little bit I don't quite understand it myself but it was
- 1:00:07more so just like with Google Facebook like you're using these new sites
- 1:00:12information like people linking people reading it you should be paying them for
- 1:00:17it yeah essentially that's it austral was passing a law that says if you link
- 1:00:21to a corporate news site that you you have to you have to give them a kickback
- 1:00:26that seems that seems odd right doesn't it like just linking to it or is it
- 1:00:32because they're like pulling it in and stopping people going to the news
- 1:00:36website I could see that being an argument because I think people one of
- 1:00:38the problems these days is that people don't go to the news website they just
- 1:00:42see the headline on Facebook and they go that's the news yeah especially since um
- 1:00:47if you're going to make a Facebook version of your news article you make
- 1:00:53the headline so sensationalist and misleading just to try to catch people's attention
- 1:00:59that it's probably not what the article says right yeah yeah totally but no
- 1:01:04you're right Matt there must be a reason but I don't understand the Nuance behind
- 1:01:09this ruling it's yeah it seems odd to me seems to Google told them they
- 1:01:13threatened they were going to do the same thing Google were like well guess
- 1:01:15what we just won't [ __ ] have any of your news platforms so if you Google
- 1:01:21something and it's on a [ __ ] Sydney Morning Herald it just will not come up
- 1:01:25but in the end they caved in and they they at the time where they were looking
- 1:01:30to bring this in Google were actually working on their own sort of deal for
- 1:01:34that as well to actually start paying okay well it's certainly interesting
- 1:01:38Facebook just cut it all and yeah called their
- 1:01:43Bluff but yeah took down everything like whether it was a new site government
- 1:01:48site just took down a lot of stuff really that's so interesting I mean I
- 1:01:53mean I don't like Facebook and I feel like the fact that this is such a big
- 1:01:57deal kind of just solidifies my reasons that I like Facebook cuz people
- 1:02:01shouldn't you shouldn't be getting your news from Facebook in the article it
- 1:02:04says in short Facebook and Google will be required to pay Australian news sites
- 1:02:08when they send them traffic that's the that's what that's what I'm saying
- 1:02:13that's bizarre to me that like don't you want them to send you traffic that's how
- 1:02:18you that's how you get money yeah that's like me recommending a restaurant to you
- 1:02:22you going in they've gotting a new customer and then they come to me and go
- 1:02:26give us some cash yeah that's so odd I know it's bizarre isn't it I mean I'm
- 1:02:32sure there's a reason for it I just I can't wrap my head around what it is yet
- 1:02:37listeners podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom if you can explain the the logic
- 1:02:41behind how that how that's set up why
- 1:02:44would I have to pay to send people to you to your business to give you
- 1:02:50business yeah to to essentially advertise your business for free to
- 1:02:56potential customers to I want to pay you so that I can advertise your
- 1:03:01business [ __ ] weird well they're not advertising your business well they are
- 1:03:06because that's that's what a news if you're a News website in this day and
- 1:03:09age you get money from ad Revenue right you want you want traffic on your
- 1:03:13website so why should I have to pay to send them to your [ __ ]
- 1:03:16website right I don't know it just seems odd to me there might be a reason or it could
- 1:03:23just be I'm sure there must be yeah there's could be that the government
- 1:03:26doesn't understand it could really be that it could just be a whole bunch of
- 1:03:30Boomers going Facebook and Google are too powerful get your hands off our russie
- 1:03:36media no I was even that Google had actually already started when they heard
- 1:03:41it is they started making deals with like Publications in Europe and stuff as
- 1:03:45well that hey will start paying you for Content because you got to remember like
- 1:03:49it like cuz no one pays for anything yeah really no no no it's all ad Revenue
- 1:03:55I I think maybe it's just the framing of it like when you say it's like you're
- 1:03:59paying them to link to them that sound that's to me doesn't sound right but if
- 1:04:02you're like paying them for the content I guess that's different like if if the
- 1:04:06problem is that people are staying on Google or staying on Facebook because
- 1:04:10that's Google does do that these days right if you search for something on
- 1:04:14Google often you leave Google yeah cuz they've already they've like scrape the
- 1:04:20content off your website they don't need to go to your website anymore so maybe
- 1:04:23that's what it is and Facebook doesn't necessarily do that but as you say most
- 1:04:28people don't want to read a whole article anyway they're happy to just
- 1:04:31read the preview that shows up in your news feed so you don't click away from
- 1:04:36Facebook and onto the news site right yeah so that you they never you never
- 1:04:42get anything from that even though you put in the work yeah yeah and their your
- 1:04:46eyeballs are not on their advertisers
- 1:04:51yeah I don't even log on the Facebook so it doesn't affect me at all I don't get
- 1:04:56my news from there occasionally log on to see what I'm missing only to discover I'm not
- 1:05:02missing godamn thing yeah Facebook sends me the [ __ ] most Bal notifications
- 1:05:08because I don't go on there very often and it and I also I don't do anything on
- 1:05:12there that would get me notifications that often so it'll notify me about the
- 1:05:17weirdest [ __ ] it'll be like oh you know this person posted something
- 1:05:23okay well I don't get any noic yeah I get them I'll look on my phone
- 1:05:29and it'll be a little you know like a red number on my Facebook thing I like
- 1:05:32what's that open up and it's it's just just nonsense just like every now and
- 1:05:36again I'll get like an email that says you've got 94 notifications waiting we
- 1:05:41read and I went yep that'll just stay there like it'll be something like oh
- 1:05:44Luke commented on a post of Dan like okay that's creepy don't tell me that
- 1:05:49like I don't need to know that I uh I would delete it except that I've got
- 1:05:54people that I'm only in contact with through Facebook that's exactly the same
- 1:06:00thing I would I would absolutely delete my account if it wasn't for my whole
- 1:06:04family communicating via yeah that's right yeah exactly right exactly there's
- 1:06:08family members a lot of my family members whose phone numbers I don't have
- 1:06:11and the phone numbers Chang people change like people never change their
- 1:06:14Facebook you know well yeah right and you can have it doesn't matter if it's a
- 1:06:18phone number or whatever it's everybody can just be in this chat thing and then
- 1:06:21unfortunately everybody has Facebook so that's yeah that's it it's con it's
- 1:06:25convenient well now the problem with that is like you know when they made
- 1:06:28Google+ is that you can't get critical mass to get everybody off it because
- 1:06:32everybody's got to do it that's right exactly
- 1:06:38Facebook I think we're just a wrong age for it well we're in that in between
- 1:06:44right because kids don't use Facebook either right as far as I know kids think
- 1:06:50Facebook's they still do do they they have it but I don't use it right
- 1:06:57I'm not a kid I wouldn't know I L mine we were like 25 when Facebook came out
- 1:07:02and it seemed pretty cool and then it just wasn't I remember it was but it
- 1:07:07seemed cool cuz you couldn't have it at first also the Facebook that we we got
- 1:07:13when it first came out is very different to what it is today yeah it's true
- 1:07:17remember when you get that spider graph that showed like how your friends all
- 1:07:21together remember when you could draw pictures on each other's wall remember the wall
- 1:07:27y yeah now it's just fake
- 1:07:31news and Australia no not from Australia
- 1:07:36[ __ ] your news I get my fake news here in America yeah where I'll be a citizen
- 1:07:41soon from Russia I'm not allowed to claim I'm a
- 1:07:46citizen yet they made that very clear they said just so you're aware you've
- 1:07:52pass I passed a citizenship test you will be a citizen
- 1:07:56but you're not allowed to say that you are yet and it's illegal too and I was
- 1:07:59like all right hadn't planned on it but is it illegal for me to say I'm a
- 1:08:05citizen yeah but you're not here so what are they going to do about it I think
- 1:08:10you know what I was about to like make the joke but then I'm not going to just in
- 1:08:16case you've been stopped at a before fun
- 1:08:21can't do stuff so I just thought it was funny that she was like cuz she she
- 1:08:25she's like just so you know I think probably because people have
- 1:08:27misunderstood before she said just so you know that you're not a citizen yet
- 1:08:31and it's illegal to say that you are and I was like okay yeah well IE I assume
- 1:08:35what she means is you can't tell an employer you legally can work for them
- 1:08:40ET yeah something like that something like that I I imagine there's probably
- 1:08:43been misunderstandings before where people have left and be like Oh I'm a
- 1:08:45citizen now no you're not yet there's still a step so I want to know though
- 1:08:51what somebody needed immediate citizenship for like what purpose did
- 1:08:57they need to leave the office yeah yeah I guess so although with a yeah you need
- 1:09:02a work permit too I have to wait for that yeah [ __ ] ace the test but I'm
- 1:09:08not a citizen listeners don't tell anyone that I am by the time this comes
- 1:09:13out next week will you be no I don't think so I don't think so I think there
- 1:09:18been a there'll be a couple of episodes in between all right let's let's play it
- 1:09:22safe then we'll do some followup when you get handed your gun then you're
- 1:09:29that's right mhm and my Mobility
- 1:09:32Scooter yeah and your big
- 1:09:37gulp here's your naturalization paperwork would you like fries with [Laughter]
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