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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to the Large or Drunk Collider podcast,
- 0:13Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the eg things happening in
- 0:16Speaker 1: the world today and how very excited we are about them.
- 0:19Speaker 1: I'm aerial casting and with me as always is Jonathan Strickland.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Oh bother, Yeah certainly so. Uh. We're bringing you this
- 0:33Speaker 1: episode uh through great trials and tribulations, including tech issues
- 0:40Speaker 1: again that I think are different from the tech issues
- 0:44Speaker 1: we had last week. So I look forward to this
- 0:46Speaker 1: series now becoming just a different sequence of tech problems
- 0:50Speaker 1: from episode episode every every episode is an adventure. Yeah,
- 0:56Speaker 1: if it if it happens again next time, I might
- 0:59Speaker 1: have us use the old method that we used to
- 1:02Speaker 1: use back in the original l n C days, and
- 1:08Speaker 1: we won't use the online um uh studio that we
- 1:12Speaker 1: have been using because maybe that would solve some of
- 1:16Speaker 1: these problems. I don't know. What I do know is
- 1:19Speaker 1: we have a bunch of different, very different news items
- 1:23Speaker 1: to cover this week. Yeah. The first of which is
- 1:26Speaker 1: Saturday is a National Cinema Day, So the day after
- 1:30Speaker 1: this episode comes out, if you're listening to it in
- 1:32Speaker 1: a timely manner where if you're comfortable going to theaters,
- 1:37Speaker 1: many theaters are selling movie tickets for three dollars a
- 1:41Speaker 1: pop all day. Yeah. Uh. And you might wonder why
- 1:46Speaker 1: would movie theaters do such a thing, And it's largely
- 1:49Speaker 1: because obviously the industry has had a lot of problems,
- 1:55Speaker 1: challenges you could say, post pandemic, which I mean are
- 2:00Speaker 1: not really post pandemic, but pandemic related, and that there's
- 2:05Speaker 1: still trying to figure out ways to get more people
- 2:08Speaker 1: into theaters, to get the movie going culture back into
- 2:12Speaker 1: full swing. And that's hard, largely because there's been kind
- 2:16Speaker 1: of a lack of big ticket cinema films coming out
- 2:22Speaker 1: this year. I think that's largely due to the gap
- 2:26Speaker 1: that was created because of the pandemic, and that it's
- 2:29Speaker 1: just going to take some time to get back into
- 2:32Speaker 1: that rhythm. Because the pandemic, you know, you either had
- 2:36Speaker 1: productions that were almost finished and then they hurriedly finished
- 2:40Speaker 1: up as best they could, or you had a whole
- 2:42Speaker 1: bunch that never really got started until things calmed down,
- 2:46Speaker 1: and that's why we've got this lull. Yeah. It's also
- 2:49Speaker 1: interesting because I realized not the entire world is at
- 2:53Speaker 1: Dragon Con, but at least in Atlanta. I don't know
- 2:55Speaker 1: how much traction it's going to get this weekend. Yeah.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Here in Atlanta, we are in dragon Con weekend. Maybe
- 3:04Speaker 1: one day Ariel and I will attend dragon Con in
- 3:07Speaker 1: our our our roles as podcasters, but it will not
- 3:11Speaker 1: be this year. And dragon Con, of course, is a
- 3:14Speaker 1: big science fiction, fantasy, horror, comic, book, etcetera convention where
- 3:21Speaker 1: I mean, it's really true that there are more people
- 3:24Speaker 1: in costume than not in costume when you're walking around,
- 3:28Speaker 1: and it's an amazing experience, but it does mean that
- 3:31Speaker 1: they are otherwise occupied and will not be taking time
- 3:35Speaker 1: out of their busy con schedule of changing from costume
- 3:39Speaker 1: twenty three into costume twenty four so that they can
- 3:42Speaker 1: jump out and watch a quick flick. Yeah. But that
- 3:45Speaker 1: being said, if you aren't a dragon Con and you
- 3:49Speaker 1: want to go see a cheap movie, it's a really
- 3:50Speaker 1: good day to do it. I know a couple of
- 3:52Speaker 1: the movies that are going out our Jaws three D
- 3:54Speaker 1: and Spider Man No Way Home are both going back
- 3:57Speaker 1: to the theaters, So some good geeky options there. Yeah. Yeah,
- 4:02Speaker 1: so it might not be that no, there's a brand
- 4:05Speaker 1: new thriller out there that you have to see, but
- 4:09Speaker 1: there could be some interesting options. I really do think
- 4:12Speaker 1: that it's fun when theaters bring back old films, especially
- 4:16Speaker 1: ones that maybe you're a fan of the film, but
- 4:18Speaker 1: you never had the opportunity to actually get the theatrical
- 4:21Speaker 1: experience of seeing it. I love when those kind of
- 4:24Speaker 1: things come back around. That's why I love things like
- 4:26Speaker 1: midnight movies and stuff like that, where you get that chance,
- 4:30Speaker 1: because it really does add something special to the experience.
- 4:33Speaker 1: As much as as I growse about the theatrical experience
- 4:37Speaker 1: and the fact that I haven't been to a movie
- 4:39Speaker 1: theater since since the pandemic um, I still actually do
- 4:44Speaker 1: like it when when it's one of those where everybody
- 4:48Speaker 1: is really into the movie that you're gonna go see. Uh.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Speaking of movies, this is this is a story that
- 4:57Speaker 1: just made me absolutely don't I did on multiple levels.
- 5:02Speaker 1: There is a movie in the works. It's the directorial
- 5:06Speaker 1: debut of Robin Williams's daughter Zelda called Lisa Frankenstein, which
- 5:13Speaker 1: I will admit when I first read the title, I
- 5:16Speaker 1: thought it said Lisa frank and I'm like, why are
- 5:18Speaker 1: we getting a Lisa frank movie. You can listen all
- 5:21Speaker 1: about Lisa frank on one of our old business on
- 5:24Speaker 1: the Brink episodes. It's a crazy story, so maybe it
- 5:27Speaker 1: would make you might fall into a trap or keeper
- 5:32Speaker 1: if you listen to that episode. Uh yeah, the the
- 5:36Speaker 1: I was reading over the story and we'll link to
- 5:40Speaker 1: the article which is out of Collider and Collider buries
- 5:45Speaker 1: the lead a little bit in that the plot synopsis
- 5:49Speaker 1: falls fairly low in the article. So as I'm reading,
- 5:52Speaker 1: I'm thinking, so, what is Lisa Frankenstein. Is it some
- 5:57Speaker 1: sort of alternative tape on the Frankenstein story that maybe
- 6:03Speaker 1: instead of Victor Frankenstein we have Lisa Frankenstein. But it
- 6:07Speaker 1: gets so much weirder than that in a way that
- 6:11Speaker 1: made me so happy. Ariel, why don't you, why don't
- 6:13Speaker 1: you give your best take on what Lisa Frankenstein vaguely
- 6:18Speaker 1: is about. Okay, so it's set in the late eighties
- 6:24Speaker 1: and a high school student re animates a Victorian corps
- 6:30Speaker 1: who also happens to be hot. I think it's a
- 6:34Speaker 1: hot guy because it's Cole Sprouse is involved with this
- 6:39Speaker 1: yeah movie as well. Uh when he falls into a
- 6:43Speaker 1: tanning bed, Yeah, so the tanning the tanning bed becomes
- 6:48Speaker 1: like the instrument of resurrection somehow One wonders how you
- 6:54Speaker 1: get a corpse in a tanning bed, But yeah, it's
- 6:59Speaker 1: it's this the thing where she decides that now this,
- 7:03Speaker 1: according to the synopsis, it's probably more complicated than this,
- 7:06Speaker 1: but that she decides that this corpse, reanimated corps, is
- 7:11Speaker 1: far more interesting, charming, and attractive than the fellows she's
- 7:17Speaker 1: encountering in modern day, and that maybe this is kind of,
- 7:20Speaker 1: you know, making Mr Wright with the the the the
- 7:26Speaker 1: Frankenstein's Monster character. And I was telling Ariel before we
- 7:31Speaker 1: started recording, before I realized I'm an idiot and you
- 7:34Speaker 1: should always save the stuff for when you're on Mike,
- 7:37Speaker 1: that it actually feels like that kind of plot, feels
- 7:40Speaker 1: like the kind of weird stuff we were getting in
- 7:43Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties when you had films like like teen,
- 7:46Speaker 1: which where they were all these very high concept, bizarre
- 7:53Speaker 1: teen romance comedies, and this one just feels like it
- 7:57Speaker 1: could have been made in nineteen eight mine. And also
- 8:00Speaker 1: it's fun that it's a period piece. You say it's
- 8:03Speaker 1: a period piece because it's eight nine, that it hurts
- 8:06Speaker 1: my soul a little bit, Jonathan, I realize you're right,
- 8:10Speaker 1: but it's yeah, when it's when it's more than thirty
- 8:14Speaker 1: years ago, I'm aware. Yeah, so I like it on
- 8:20Speaker 1: the meta level of its said at a time when
- 8:23Speaker 1: this sort of story would have come out. I like
- 8:26Speaker 1: the concept just because I like universal monster movies like Frankenstein,
- 8:31Speaker 1: So maybe this will vaguely fall into that bucket and
- 8:36Speaker 1: give them a revitalization. And also Collider points us out.
- 8:43Speaker 1: But the writer is Diablo Cody, who worked on both
- 8:46Speaker 1: Jennifer's Body, which I haven't seen but I've heard is
- 8:49Speaker 1: a good horror movie, and also on Juno. So if
- 8:55Speaker 1: you're going for horror comedy, commodore, no already that's not
- 9:05Speaker 1: any better. No, both both of those are bad choices. Yes,
- 9:10Speaker 1: it's a good writer for it. Yeah, I I I
- 9:15Speaker 1: don't know when the final product is made, if it's
- 9:17Speaker 1: going to come across as sort of an actual thing
- 9:21Speaker 1: of the time now, Like, is it going to feel
- 9:25Speaker 1: like tuned to modern tastes or is it going to
- 9:28Speaker 1: feel kind of kitchy and retro and feel like it
- 9:33Speaker 1: came from the eighties, hopefully minus all the problematic stuff
- 9:38Speaker 1: that was common in eighties comedies. Um, you know, I
- 9:42Speaker 1: won't go into all of that, but there's you could
- 9:44Speaker 1: easily write an entire book about the terrible tropes that
- 9:49Speaker 1: were frequently used in comedies for the purposes of a
- 9:52Speaker 1: joke that you know, in reflection, we're really perpetuating awful
- 9:58Speaker 1: stereotypes and and is ums that were harmful to others. Um.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to get that in this movie.
- 10:06Speaker 1: But if totally it feels like it came from the eighties,
- 10:09Speaker 1: I could be totally down for that. I just don't
- 10:12Speaker 1: I don't want to expect that because I'm not certain
- 10:16Speaker 1: that that's what's going to appeal to a modern audience.
- 10:18Speaker 1: So I should be ready for this to have a
- 10:20Speaker 1: totally different tone from that. It's just that's that's where
- 10:23Speaker 1: my mind goes when I think about the setting and
- 10:26Speaker 1: the concept. Yeah, I'm going to tentatively joyfully anticipate the
- 10:32Speaker 1: trailer we get for this. I know that, Um, some
- 10:37Speaker 1: of the actors like they're already filming, so that's fun. Uh.
- 10:45Speaker 1: We actually have a bunch of trailers we do want
- 10:47Speaker 1: to talk about, but before we do, UH to circle
- 10:51Speaker 1: back to HBO Max yet again. For the third weekend Row.
- 10:56Speaker 1: We got good news that Harley Quinn the Cartoon is
- 11:00Speaker 1: being renewed for season four, which I'm sure is a
- 11:03Speaker 1: huge sigh of relief to everybody who was worried about
- 11:06Speaker 1: the future of d C on HBO Max after the
- 11:12Speaker 1: Backgirl cancelation, and especially especially since the animation department in
- 11:17Speaker 1: particular got hit really hard across multiple titles, and some
- 11:22Speaker 1: some projects that were planned have since been scrapped. So
- 11:26Speaker 1: to hear that Harley Quinn escape the chopping block and
- 11:29Speaker 1: is getting another season is big news, I agree, and
- 11:33Speaker 1: good news. And I don't think people have to be
- 11:37Speaker 1: worried about it getting chopped still because the current season
- 11:40Speaker 1: isn't over yet, so it's not something that they've started
- 11:44Speaker 1: working on and are just like, well, we've got it,
- 11:46Speaker 1: so let's release it right right. Yeah? This is This
- 11:51Speaker 1: is where like giving everyone who's working on that project,
- 11:55Speaker 1: despite well not the showrunners because those are changing, but
- 11:59Speaker 1: the everyone who else who's reading on that project the
- 12:02Speaker 1: word that yes, this is coming back, which is great.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I don't know if you've been keeping up with Harley
- 12:08Speaker 1: Quinn Aerial, but the most recent episode as of the
- 12:11Speaker 1: time of this recording, is perhaps the most genius thing
- 12:17Speaker 1: I have ever seen in a Batman story. So I
- 12:21Speaker 1: have been keeping up, but I did not watch it
- 12:23Speaker 1: last night. Last yesterday was Thursday was crazy busy for
- 12:30Speaker 1: multiple reasons. Um, but I've seen the previous two episodes,
- 12:36Speaker 1: two episodes before last night. We're a bit much for me.
- 12:43Speaker 1: But I think if I'm thinking of the right episode,
- 12:45Speaker 1: the Court of Owls episode, the one, the one that was,
- 12:50Speaker 1: the one that was last night, the Batman Begins Forever
- 12:55Speaker 1: was it references multiple bat and stories from multiple sources,
- 13:03Speaker 1: so like it's it's fun and that there's a nod
- 13:08Speaker 1: two the Tim Burton era stuff. There was a nod
- 13:11Speaker 1: to that, to the Adam West era stuff. There's a
- 13:15Speaker 1: nod to the Christopher Nolan era stuff. Um, there's a
- 13:19Speaker 1: nod to Batman the animated series stuff. And it's all
- 13:23Speaker 1: done in a very funny way while also dealing with
- 13:28Speaker 1: obviously like like Bruce Wayne's uh defining childhood trauma. And yeah,
- 13:36Speaker 1: it was. As I was watching it, I was also
- 13:39Speaker 1: geeking out every single time Danny Elfman's Batman score was
- 13:44Speaker 1: working its way into the background music, I was like,
- 13:47Speaker 1: this is this is phenomenal. Between that and last night's
- 13:51Speaker 1: She Hulk, I had a really good time yesterday. I'm
- 13:55Speaker 1: i am glad to hear it. I look forward to
- 13:56Speaker 1: watching both last night's she Hulk and last night's Harley
- 14:00Speaker 1: in Shehawkye watch on Monday nights with a friend who
- 14:05Speaker 1: is virtuals so maybe we'll catch up. But I'm a
- 14:09Speaker 1: little bit behind on it, but I'm still enjoying it. Yeah.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Something else I greatly enjoyed was the new trailer for
- 14:18Speaker 1: Weird the Al Yankovic Story. Yes, it's absolutely what it
- 14:24Speaker 1: needs to be, which is that it is a complete
- 14:29Speaker 1: send up of the rock and roll biopic and h
- 14:34Speaker 1: is absolutely not the true story of Weird Al yankovics
- 14:39Speaker 1: rise to his place in fame, which is an interesting
- 14:43Speaker 1: and unique place. Really, Weird all occupies a unique spot
- 14:48Speaker 1: in fame in that this is someone who can fade
- 14:51Speaker 1: from awareness for years, come back with a well timed
- 14:57Speaker 1: parody or original, and then dominate geeky conversation, and then
- 15:03Speaker 1: do it again. And like, the thing that I always
- 15:06Speaker 1: found amazing was that if you went to a Weird
- 15:09Speaker 1: Al Yankovic show, which, by the way, those are phenomenal.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Everyone should try and go to see a Weird Al
- 15:15Speaker 1: Yankovic show, whether it's his full stage production or one
- 15:18Speaker 1: of his more scaled down tours. It's always amazing. Right
- 15:21Speaker 1: now his tour is unpopular songs that are not covers
- 15:24Speaker 1: in very small yes, but I I love I love
- 15:28Speaker 1: his originals, so to me like that, like, actually, as
- 15:31Speaker 1: I get older, I love his originals more than the
- 15:34Speaker 1: parodies because the parodies are often anchored in the time
- 15:39Speaker 1: period where they came out, where you know, sometimes the
- 15:42Speaker 1: jokes don't work anymore. Often they're making references to things
- 15:46Speaker 1: that you know are dated. So unless you're you might
- 15:50Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, I remember when that was a thing.
- 15:53Speaker 1: But his his originals tend to be a little more timeless,
- 15:58Speaker 1: depending upon which one it is. But any way, his
- 16:01Speaker 1: shows are really entertaining. But what's also amazing is seeing
- 16:04Speaker 1: the the demographics of the audience because you can see
- 16:08Speaker 1: like kids, like people who just got into Weird Owl
- 16:11Speaker 1: because they're geeky and they think the music is funny,
- 16:14Speaker 1: all the way to people my age or older who
- 16:16Speaker 1: have been listening to him since his first album, and uh,
- 16:19Speaker 1: it's just it's it's rare to encounter any kind of
- 16:24Speaker 1: artist whose work has that sort of appeal across such
- 16:29Speaker 1: a huge age range. So but the but the but
- 16:33Speaker 1: the trailer doesn't give us that weird owl. The trailer
- 16:37Speaker 1: gives us like a motley cruise style weird owl, which
- 16:41Speaker 1: is hilarious to me because, oh, I don't know the man,
- 16:46Speaker 1: but everything I know about him is that he's a
- 16:49Speaker 1: It seems like he is a genuinely wholesome, nice person,
- 16:54Speaker 1: and so this rock and roll fixing fictionalization is hilarious,
- 16:58Speaker 1: especially since weird Al is in the movie not just
- 17:01Speaker 1: as the singing voice but as a character, so yes, yeah,
- 17:05Speaker 1: he looks like he's playing like a music label executive
- 17:09Speaker 1: in in the trailer, and Rain Wilson is playing Dr Demento,
- 17:14Speaker 1: and Dr Demento is coming across as sort of a
- 17:17Speaker 1: kind of a sleazy manager slash producer type, which again
- 17:22Speaker 1: is so nond under Demento. Is that that the more
- 17:27Speaker 1: you know about weird Al and the circle around weird Al,
- 17:33Speaker 1: the funnier this trailer is because you see through all
- 17:37Speaker 1: the ridiculousness and it just adds another layer of humor.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Not that I think you need that to find this funny,
- 17:43Speaker 1: but it just adds another layer to it. I agree.
- 17:47Speaker 1: We also get to see our first look, like our
- 17:49Speaker 1: first real look of Evan Rachel Wood as Madonna, and
- 17:52Speaker 1: she's brilliant. I'd watched her briefly, I think on Jimmy
- 17:57Speaker 1: Fallon when she was doing musical impressions, because she's in
- 17:59Speaker 1: a band and she does musical impressions really well. She
- 18:03Speaker 1: does an amazing Janis Joplin um. So to get to
- 18:06Speaker 1: see her work those chops, she's I think she's brilliant
- 18:09Speaker 1: as a fictionalization of Madonna. Yeah, and yeah, And I
- 18:15Speaker 1: don't wanna ruin anyone's experience from watching just the trailer.
- 18:19Speaker 1: You should. You should definitely watch it if you haven't
- 18:21Speaker 1: seen it already, and particularly watch her performance and and
- 18:26Speaker 1: her reaction shots because they are great. And yeah, this
- 18:31Speaker 1: is I can't imagine how much fun Daniel Radcliffe must
- 18:34Speaker 1: have had making this movie, because it looks inspired and
- 18:39Speaker 1: insane and ridiculous, and and he's from everything in the trailer.
- 18:45Speaker 1: He's treating it completely straight, like he's treating it like
- 18:49Speaker 1: this is the most serious thing, even as he's doing
- 18:52Speaker 1: ridiculous stuff. And that's what sells it. Well. Listen, It's
- 18:55Speaker 1: often said that the way to sell comedy is to
- 18:58Speaker 1: not try to be funny, but really believe in the
- 19:01Speaker 1: comedic situation that you are doing yeah, and he's doing
- 19:05Speaker 1: it like he's his commitment is evident on screen. Yeah.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Speaking of trippy and bizarre, a trailer popped for a
- 19:15Speaker 1: movie called Rainbow that's coming out on Netflix, and I'm
- 19:18Speaker 1: hit or miss on Netflix movies, but this one actually
- 19:20Speaker 1: looks pretty interesting. It's a Spanish language Wizard of Oz
- 19:25Speaker 1: inspired horror mystery. It's yeah, it's hard to put labels
- 19:32Speaker 1: on it other than the fact that clearly Wizard of
- 19:34Speaker 1: Oz is an influence. But it's not like, at least
- 19:38Speaker 1: according to the trailer that I saw, or at least
- 19:41Speaker 1: my impression is, it's not like a a retelling of
- 19:45Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz, at least not not explicitly, not overtly,
- 19:51Speaker 1: but rather that Wizard of Oz has influences on the film,
- 19:54Speaker 1: and it does look like it's kind of uh, like
- 19:58Speaker 1: like a trippy movie, like literally, like characters are tripping
- 20:02Speaker 1: on psychedelic substances, and that in part is what is
- 20:06Speaker 1: shaping the film. Like we're again, my impression is the
- 20:11Speaker 1: reason why the film looks the way it does in
- 20:13Speaker 1: certain sequences is it's meant to impart to us what
- 20:18Speaker 1: the characters are experiencing as they are being affected by
- 20:22Speaker 1: these psychedelic substances. So it is also Spanish language. It's subtitled,
- 20:29Speaker 1: so it's uh. It's one of those that caught my
- 20:32Speaker 1: eye immediately because it has a very specific and particular
- 20:37Speaker 1: kind of visual look to it, and it's not it's
- 20:41Speaker 1: not the sort of thing I typically watch, but I
- 20:43Speaker 1: found it intriguing. I I agree, I also found it intriguing. Um.
- 20:49Speaker 1: But then again, and like the trippy fits for me,
- 20:51Speaker 1: because the Wizard of Oz is trippy to me anyhow. Yeah,
- 20:55Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, No, it's it's so funny because it's
- 20:57Speaker 1: such a classic and it's been around our entire your lives.
- 21:01Speaker 1: And I don't know how many times you've seen the
- 21:04Speaker 1: you know, Julie Garland Wizard of Oz. I've seen it
- 21:07Speaker 1: probably a few dozen times. Yeah, and you you start
- 21:11Speaker 1: to forget the trippy elements. Same sort of thing for me,
- 21:15Speaker 1: for Alice in Wonderland, Like I've heard the story so
- 21:18Speaker 1: many times that I start to forget that this is
- 21:21Speaker 1: trippy stuff, like it is wild. And you can see
- 21:25Speaker 1: why both of those stories were attractive to people who
- 21:29Speaker 1: were in the psychedelia circles, right, you can see because
- 21:33Speaker 1: it's like like, these these stories even though they're meant
- 21:36Speaker 1: for children, and it's kind of that childlike imaginative quality
- 21:40Speaker 1: that fuels them. It's also akin to the druggie trippy
- 21:47Speaker 1: side of things. So yeah, interesting. I hope to watch it.
- 21:54Speaker 1: I have not watched the lot. I'm so behind on
- 21:58Speaker 1: all Netflix stuff. I almost never booted up anymore. I
- 22:03Speaker 1: am not as far behind on Netflix stuff, but I
- 22:07Speaker 1: did recently go this is weird and I've never heard
- 22:10Speaker 1: of it, and watched it and regretted it. I will
- 22:13Speaker 1: not name those titles, partially because I can't remember them.
- 22:16Speaker 1: If you ever need to remember that The Wizard of
- 22:19Speaker 1: Oz is trippy. Just watched the old Return to Oz movie.
- 22:22Speaker 1: I'm just I'm going to leave that there. Hey you
- 22:26Speaker 1: know what, those those wheelies, man, those wheelies. Speaking of
- 22:34Speaker 1: bizarre and this trailer did not land for me? Did
- 22:39Speaker 1: but maybe it landed for Jonathan because he's a bizarre,
- 22:43Speaker 1: bizarre person. Uh. Is the trailer for Winnie the Pooh,
- 22:48Speaker 1: Blood and Honey? What the heck? Yeah? When when I
- 22:53Speaker 1: first saw this trailer, my first reaction was, this cannot
- 22:58Speaker 1: be a real movie. This trailer has to be the
- 23:01Speaker 1: full extent of what this is. Like, this is obviously
- 23:04Speaker 1: someone's project where they made a trailer for a fictional
- 23:09Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh themed horror movie slasher movie, not just
- 23:13Speaker 1: a horror movie, a slasher film. Uh, and that that's
- 23:18Speaker 1: that's all there is. It's just this trailer. Kind of
- 23:20Speaker 1: like how in the past we've seen like students who
- 23:24Speaker 1: have made trailers for non existing films in order to
- 23:27Speaker 1: be kind of like part of their real to demonstrate
- 23:30Speaker 1: their abilities for visual effects and directing and cinematography and
- 23:34Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. And I thought, that's what
- 23:37Speaker 1: this has to be. There's no way someone made a
- 23:40Speaker 1: movie where they took the characters of Winnie the Pooh
- 23:44Speaker 1: and Christopher Robin, aged Christopher Robin up and then had
- 23:49Speaker 1: the various Winnie the Pooh characters become feral, violent, homicidal killers,
- 23:57Speaker 1: possibly because Christopher Robin quote unquot abandoned them. And yet
- 24:02Speaker 1: here we are. Yeah, it's so bizarre. How can they
- 24:06Speaker 1: even do this, Jonathan, Because they at least the Winnie
- 24:10Speaker 1: the Pooh character looks like the character from like the
- 24:12Speaker 1: Disney cartoon. Well that is a problem. But the actual
- 24:19Speaker 1: stories of way of the poo have passed into public domain,
- 24:21Speaker 1: meaning the copyright has lapsed. And once a copyright lapses
- 24:25Speaker 1: and something is in public domain, then anyone can make copies,
- 24:29Speaker 1: they can sell it, they can change it, you can
- 24:32Speaker 1: do whatever. Once something is in public domain, it just
- 24:35Speaker 1: takes a very very long time. It's like ninety years
- 24:39Speaker 1: the author's life plus ninety years, or if it's a
- 24:42Speaker 1: corporate owned thing, it's slightly different. But um, it's you
- 24:46Speaker 1: have to get past this very long period before something
- 24:49Speaker 1: is in public domain. Once it is, it's it's free
- 24:52Speaker 1: game for everybody. And some stuff is in public domain
- 24:56Speaker 1: not because it's that old, but because people failed to
- 25:00Speaker 1: file copyrights properly. So for example, George Romero's Night of
- 25:04Speaker 1: the Living Dead, the original Night of the Living Dead
- 25:06Speaker 1: black and white film, is in public domain because it
- 25:09Speaker 1: was they failed to file properly. That means that means
- 25:14Speaker 1: anyone can take a print of Ni the Living Dead
- 25:17Speaker 1: and and make digital copies or you know, c d
- 25:21Speaker 1: s or whatever and sell them and it's fine because
- 25:25Speaker 1: it's public domain. So winning the poos in public domain. However,
- 25:28Speaker 1: that being said, the design of Winnie the Pooh, the
- 25:32Speaker 1: Disney version, that's a I'm sure that's trademarked. I have
- 25:36Speaker 1: no doubt that Disney trademarked it. So I don't know
- 25:38Speaker 1: how they get away with that, or if they will
- 25:40Speaker 1: get away with I mean, I think there's so I
- 25:43Speaker 1: was being generous when I said it looked like that
- 25:44Speaker 1: Winni the po because it really looks like a heavier
- 25:48Speaker 1: set person in a Disney Winnie the Poop mass to me.
- 25:52Speaker 1: But it is definitely nightmarish looking. Yeah, these do not
- 25:59Speaker 1: look like it doesn't look like five Nights at Freddie's style,
- 26:04Speaker 1: you know, figures. They don't look like big plush figures
- 26:06Speaker 1: come to life. They look like human beings who are
- 26:08Speaker 1: wearing like a pig mask with tusks I guess to
- 26:12Speaker 1: be Piglet. And this this vaguely Winnie the Pooh looking
- 26:16Speaker 1: bear mass to be winning. And you're seeing them stalking teenagers,
- 26:22Speaker 1: of course, because that's the fodder for all slasher films
- 26:26Speaker 1: and uh and and attacking them and things like that,
- 26:29Speaker 1: and you see Christopher Robin begging for mercy and all
- 26:32Speaker 1: this kind of stuff. Uh. You said at the beginning
- 26:35Speaker 1: that this did not land for you, and you were
- 26:37Speaker 1: wondering if it landed for me. I can tell you
- 26:39Speaker 1: right now it did not. I did not. I did
- 26:43Speaker 1: not like this trailer. I did not think it was
- 26:47Speaker 1: doing anything particularly interesting or doing it well. My feeling
- 26:52Speaker 1: was this exists purely for shock value, and that's all
- 26:58Speaker 1: it has going for it, at least based off what
- 27:02Speaker 1: I saw in the trailer. Yeah, I agree with that.
- 27:06Speaker 1: I think it's something I'm going to pass on. We
- 27:10Speaker 1: do have one more trailer for something I don't think
- 27:12Speaker 1: I'm going to pass on. I really So there was
- 27:18Speaker 1: a story a while ago. It was in our show notes.
- 27:20Speaker 1: I don't know if we covered it, if it was
- 27:22Speaker 1: a story that got cut. But there is a series
- 27:25Speaker 1: being made called Red Boot that is about rebooting like
- 27:27Speaker 1: a classic family sitcom. It's kind of house esque, right,
- 27:35Speaker 1: a fictional sitcom, but one that could have been made,
- 27:38Speaker 1: say in the you know, early to mid nineties. Yeah,
- 27:43Speaker 1: and so it's a satire on that, even though we
- 27:46Speaker 1: have had reboots of shows, like so many reboots of
- 27:49Speaker 1: classic nineties sitcoms. But the trailer just dropped for it.
- 27:55Speaker 1: And it looks lovely because it's satirical and funny, although
- 28:00Speaker 1: some of the humor is a little easy, uh, but
- 28:05Speaker 1: it also shows an opportunity for these people who kind
- 28:08Speaker 1: of lived in the limelight and then their lives fell apart,
- 28:15Speaker 1: and it feels like it's going to be somewhat of
- 28:17Speaker 1: a redemption story for all of them, which is a
- 28:24Speaker 1: possible rhythmic. I'm hoping that not everyone gets redeemed, honestly,
- 28:28Speaker 1: because I think it's more interesting that way. But yeah,
- 28:31Speaker 1: it's the thing that so this reminds me more. This
- 28:35Speaker 1: doesn't remind me of like say, Fuller House in the
- 28:37Speaker 1: sense that the series isn't really about the reboot uh sitcom.
- 28:43Speaker 1: It's really about the process of rebooting the sitcom. So
- 28:49Speaker 1: it's really about the the whole behind the scenes stuff
- 28:55Speaker 1: and the dynamic between the various actors and the fact
- 28:59Speaker 1: that there's be between some of them that existed from
- 29:02Speaker 1: way back when they made the show the first time
- 29:04Speaker 1: and it never got squashed. So you have unsquashed beef
- 29:09Speaker 1: running rampant among the casts. Beef yum. It's one of
- 29:13Speaker 1: my favorite dishes, actually unsquashed beef. But yeah, no, it's
- 29:16Speaker 1: it's it's one of those things where you know, you
- 29:19Speaker 1: watch this little trailer and you're like, yeah, I totally
- 29:21Speaker 1: get it. This feels to me kind of like a
- 29:22Speaker 1: Galaxy Quest, where in Galaxy Quest you have the cast
- 29:28Speaker 1: of a science fiction show and it's really more about
- 29:31Speaker 1: the actors and their relationships both to the material and
- 29:35Speaker 1: to each other. That there's a lot of that that's
- 29:38Speaker 1: going through in the trailer for reboot, but it also
- 29:41Speaker 1: happens to have some very funny and interesting choices for
- 29:45Speaker 1: the cast, Like, you know, Judith Greer, Judy Greer is
- 29:48Speaker 1: in it. She's in tons of stuff and is really funny.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Rachel Bloom from My Crazy ex Girlfriend is playing a character.
- 29:56Speaker 1: She's the one who is kind of spearheading the attempt
- 29:59Speaker 1: to reboot the series. Yeah. I didn't even recognize him
- 30:05Speaker 1: in the trailer at first, Like he looked different enough
- 30:09Speaker 1: where I didn't. I was like, who is this actor?
- 30:12Speaker 1: And I looked it up, like and once I knew
- 30:14Speaker 1: who it was and I went back, I'm like, oh, yes,
- 30:16Speaker 1: now I see it. I guess I haven't been things then, No,
- 30:22Speaker 1: I haven't. I'm way behind. I've only seen the first
- 30:24Speaker 1: season of Stranger Things, and I know I need to
- 30:26Speaker 1: watch more of it, but I've only seen the first season. Yeah,
- 30:29Speaker 1: this last season was really good. I will say it
- 30:32Speaker 1: also has Key Michael Key in it, which is interesting
- 30:35Speaker 1: because he was recently or maybe still is. I haven't
- 30:38Speaker 1: watched it yet because I don't have Apple TV yet.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Was in a satire about musicals Schmickadoon. Yeah, and now
- 30:45Speaker 1: he's in the satire about sitcom reboots the I don't
- 30:51Speaker 1: want to ruin it. In the trailer, there's a button
- 30:53Speaker 1: at the end where they also make fun of all
- 30:55Speaker 1: of the streaming services trying to delve into all these
- 31:00Speaker 1: honors that I thought was brilliant and self aware in
- 31:02Speaker 1: a good way. Yeah. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, I
- 31:07Speaker 1: liked it a lot. I also feel that as someone
- 31:09Speaker 1: who's tangentially involved in this because like the podcast space
- 31:15Speaker 1: in particular has become a place that has fueled this
- 31:22Speaker 1: interest in UH, in series, including in rebooting series. Like
- 31:27Speaker 1: there's so many watch along podcasts now right, where you
- 31:32Speaker 1: have people who were involved in the original project talking
- 31:36Speaker 1: about the series episode by episode. You know. The Office
- 31:40Speaker 1: I think has two or three different podcasts that do that,
- 31:44Speaker 1: Scrubs has one. Uh, you know, there's tons of them,
- 31:48Speaker 1: and so UH. I feel like some of that satire
- 31:52Speaker 1: is probably going to hit real close to home for me.
- 31:55Speaker 1: But that's okay. I like that. Yeah, yeah, So I'm
- 31:58Speaker 1: looking forward to trying the series. We have one more
- 32:04Speaker 1: news article and then we're going to give you a
- 32:06Speaker 1: mash up, but it's just going to be Jonathan this week,
- 32:09Speaker 1: so it better be good, my friend. Now I'm kidding.
- 32:14Speaker 1: I've already tested my material out and it got a
- 32:16Speaker 1: laugh that lasted long enough where I had to pause
- 32:20Speaker 1: the story. Excellent, So real quick. Our last news article
- 32:24Speaker 1: is that MPR did a tiny dusk concert for six
- 32:27Speaker 1: the Musical, So if you wanted to watch about twenty
- 32:30Speaker 1: minutes of six the Musical unstaged, you can do that. Yeah.
- 32:35Speaker 1: It's a if you're not familiar with what six the
- 32:38Speaker 1: Musical is, it's a a kind of a pop musical,
- 32:44Speaker 1: uh pastiche where you get the six wives of Henry
- 32:49Speaker 1: the Eighth gathering together kind of presenting their side of
- 32:54Speaker 1: the story, you know, trying to demand to be more
- 32:57Speaker 1: than just known as the first wife, the second wife,
- 33:00Speaker 1: that their wife, etcetera. To kind of assert their own identities,
- 33:05Speaker 1: their own agency outside of their relationship with this jerk
- 33:10Speaker 1: who was a king. Uh. And Henry the Eighth, by
- 33:12Speaker 1: the way, was one of the biggest jerks to ever
- 33:15Speaker 1: rule England and that's some stiff competition. But uh yeah,
- 33:20Speaker 1: so so the musical is there is a narrative that
- 33:24Speaker 1: kind of goes with it, but it's almost more like
- 33:26Speaker 1: a series of vignettes or really a series of musical numbers.
- 33:30Speaker 1: It's like you're at a concert more than a story.
- 33:33Speaker 1: So it was it was a fitting move. The thing
- 33:35Speaker 1: that's interesting is that the actors, all of whom are amazing,
- 33:40Speaker 1: and the musicians too, who are also amazing, are kind
- 33:44Speaker 1: of still in theatrical performance mode as they perform inside
- 33:49Speaker 1: nbr S offices, and there is a disconnect between how
- 33:54Speaker 1: big they are with their performance and how small the spaces,
- 33:59Speaker 1: and it really makes you feel that when you take
- 34:02Speaker 1: a theatrical performance out of a theater and put into
- 34:05Speaker 1: a smaller space, it looks like the most unnatural thing
- 34:08Speaker 1: you've ever seen. I agree. It's great if you want
- 34:10Speaker 1: to listen to some of the music from the current
- 34:12Speaker 1: cast and watch them in their process, but it doesn't
- 34:16Speaker 1: completely translate. I felt the same way about the Little
- 34:19Speaker 1: Shop of Force Tiny Desk concert, which I know you
- 34:21Speaker 1: have not watched yet, Jonathan, Yeah, yeah, it's it's interesting
- 34:26Speaker 1: because on the one hand, as a viewer, I probably
- 34:31Speaker 1: would want to get at least some of that like
- 34:34Speaker 1: stage performance element incorporated into like a concert version of
- 34:40Speaker 1: a show's numbers. On the other hand, it does feel
- 34:43Speaker 1: very unnatural and forced when you're when you're outside the
- 34:46Speaker 1: theatrical experience, it just feels artificial and weird, whereas in
- 34:51Speaker 1: the context of a theater it feels totally natural, like
- 34:54Speaker 1: that's where it belongs. And and it makes me think
- 34:56Speaker 1: that maybe in the concert venue side, like when you're
- 34:59Speaker 1: on the little the little space, maybe you just present
- 35:03Speaker 1: the music and you dial back the stage performance part. Uh.
- 35:09Speaker 1: But yeah, that's a tough call to make because you know,
- 35:11Speaker 1: you and I we've both been in musicals and part
- 35:14Speaker 1: of the fun is the theatricality, and to take that
- 35:17Speaker 1: away kind of sometimes the music stands on its own,
- 35:22Speaker 1: but sometimes it just can't. Sometimes you need that theatricality
- 35:25Speaker 1: to really sell whatever it is that the song is.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I agree, So let's get to some theatricality. We decided
- 35:33Speaker 1: to mash up we need the Pooh and the Wizard
- 35:37Speaker 1: of Oz. Yes, and I look forward to hearing your mashup, Jonathan. Well,
- 35:44Speaker 1: my mashup is titled Dorothy and the hundred Acre would
- 35:49Speaker 1: because I wanted to save all the jokes for the
- 35:53Speaker 1: actual mash up, so I didn't do I didn't do
- 35:56Speaker 1: a silly title for once. But here we go. Dorothy
- 36:02Speaker 1: Gale has a problem. Well, she has a couple. For one,
- 36:06Speaker 1: she's stuck in Kansas, of all places, and it's the
- 36:09Speaker 1: Great Depression. For another, Technicolor won't come to Kansas for
- 36:13Speaker 1: another five years, so everything is in black and white. Oh,
- 36:17Speaker 1: and also they're tornadoes, lots of them. While on one
- 36:21Speaker 1: of her many efforts to run away from home, all
- 36:24Speaker 1: of which ultimately see her return to her farm disheartened,
- 36:28Speaker 1: the tornadoes set in shucks, she says to no one. Well,
- 36:33Speaker 1: maybe she says it to her dog, Toto, whom we
- 36:36Speaker 1: will not hear about again for the rest of this
- 36:38Speaker 1: mash up after this paragraph. But I want to assure
- 36:41Speaker 1: you the dog is fine through this whole thing, so
- 36:45Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. I lost track of time.
- 36:48Speaker 1: It must be four pm, tornado time. And she plops
- 36:52Speaker 1: Toto into her basket and then goes scampering back toward
- 36:56Speaker 1: the general direction of her farm. End a paragraph, and
- 37:00Speaker 1: also end of Toto's involvement with this story. Let's just
- 37:03Speaker 1: assume it's blessing the reins down in Africa. Now, as
- 37:08Speaker 1: we all know, tornadoes are always prompt in Kansas. They
- 37:13Speaker 1: show up right on time, whether you've kept track of
- 37:15Speaker 1: the day or not, and so Dorothy, being just a
- 37:18Speaker 1: touch further from the farm than usual, is not able
- 37:22Speaker 1: to make it back in time. And those twisters are
- 37:25Speaker 1: getting mighty close. So out of desperation, Dorothy wedges herself
- 37:29Speaker 1: into the trunk of a hollowed out tree that's fallen over.
- 37:32Speaker 1: And while this protects her from some of the debris,
- 37:35Speaker 1: it's not the most sturdy of shelters, and before she
- 37:39Speaker 1: knows it, the log is picked up by a tornado
- 37:41Speaker 1: and flies up into the air. All the spinning makes
- 37:45Speaker 1: her ever so dizzy, so she finds it hard to
- 37:48Speaker 1: remain conscious. She goes to sleepy sleeps, and when she
- 37:52Speaker 1: wakes up, everything has changed. She discovers that the log
- 37:57Speaker 1: she is in has landed in a glaze in the woods,
- 38:01Speaker 1: and everything there is colorful, which is a real shock
- 38:05Speaker 1: to the system. She gingerly gets out of the log
- 38:09Speaker 1: and looks around at the lush green woods around her
- 38:12Speaker 1: and underneath the log, she sees a pair of gray legs.
- 38:17Speaker 1: Oh heavens, she says, I do hope I haven't hurt
- 38:20Speaker 1: some poor creature, and she tries to move the log
- 38:23Speaker 1: but has no luck. Thanks for trying, she hears behind
- 38:28Speaker 1: the log, it's a sad, lugubrious voice. Moving around to
- 38:33Speaker 1: the other side of the log, Dorothy sees the front
- 38:35Speaker 1: half of a gray donkey. Kind of, I mean, it's
- 38:39Speaker 1: clearly meant to be a donkey, but it also kind
- 38:41Speaker 1: of looks like a large stuffed animal, you know, kind
- 38:43Speaker 1: of like a Teddy bear, but donkey shaped. Oh my goodness,
- 38:48Speaker 1: are you hurt, asks Dorothy. You needn't worry. I'm sorry
- 38:53Speaker 1: for getting in the way of your log, says the donkey. Nonsense,
- 38:58Speaker 1: says Dorothy. How can you hey something like that? And
- 39:01Speaker 1: she pushes again on the log, and this time it
- 39:03Speaker 1: moves a bit, so she starts rocking it back and
- 39:06Speaker 1: forth and is finally able to push it off the donkey.
- 39:09Speaker 1: There you go. The stuff donkey, looking a bit wonky
- 39:13Speaker 1: because his stuffing got moved around so much, gets up,
- 39:16Speaker 1: but it is apparently none the worse for wear. Thanks
- 39:20Speaker 1: that was nice of you. I'm Dorothy, She says Dorothy. Gale,
- 39:24Speaker 1: and what should I call you? I'm Eyor, says the donkey. Well,
- 39:31Speaker 1: I should let you get back to whatever it was
- 39:35Speaker 1: you were doing, Dorothy says, hold on, I don't even
- 39:40Speaker 1: know where I am or how to get back to
- 39:43Speaker 1: my home. You should talk to the robin, says i Or, Well,
- 39:48Speaker 1: where do I find this the robin, she asks, He's
- 39:53Speaker 1: at the other side of the hundred acre would unless
- 39:56Speaker 1: he's out playing, which means he could be anywhere? Or
- 40:01Speaker 1: what could you take me to him? Asks Dorothy. Well,
- 40:04Speaker 1: I have been meaning to see him. I hope he
- 40:07Speaker 1: knows where my tail is, says the donkey, and that
- 40:11Speaker 1: Dorothy notices that sure enough, e Or is missing a tail. Well,
- 40:16Speaker 1: then let's go find him. He can help me get
- 40:19Speaker 1: home and find your tail. And with that, the donkey
- 40:22Speaker 1: does something really weird. He begins to sing when an
- 40:28Speaker 1: ass is a real tilter, A donkey goes off kilter
- 40:32Speaker 1: and begins to whine and whale. I could be quite
- 40:36Speaker 1: excessive rather than so depressive if I only had a tail.
- 40:41Speaker 1: And Dorothy says, is this gonna happen a lot? And
- 40:45Speaker 1: e Or just nods. So the two set out and
- 40:48Speaker 1: before long, they come across a stuffed kangaroo. Hello, Kanga
- 40:53Speaker 1: says the or Hello Or says Kanka. Have you seen
- 40:57Speaker 1: my kid? Nope, says e Or. But we're on our
- 41:01Speaker 1: way to see the robin to get this girl home.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Her name is Dorothy. Maybe the robin has seen your son.
- 41:08Speaker 1: So then Kanga says, when you pair up mars supials,
- 41:13Speaker 1: things get real connubial. And a third one comes from
- 41:16Speaker 1: two time is a ticken and my son's but I'll
- 41:20Speaker 1: be kicking once I find my little roo. So now
- 41:25Speaker 1: the three of them said off into the wood, and
- 41:27Speaker 1: Dorothy says, are these what safe? And we don't really
- 41:31Speaker 1: have forests in my part of Kansas, and Kana says, well,
- 41:35Speaker 1: they're mostly safe as long as we avoid the hef
- 41:39Speaker 1: a lumps and the woozles, says your oh and the tiggers,
- 41:44Speaker 1: says Kenda. Hef a lumps and woozles and tiggers. Oh my,
- 41:49Speaker 1: says Dorothy. And the three began chanting this phrase over
- 41:53Speaker 1: and over, as if they'd fallen under some sort of
- 41:56Speaker 1: cult like influence, until out of a shady spot, Dorothy
- 42:00Speaker 1: spies a pair of eyes looking back at them, and
- 42:03Speaker 1: she gasps, and from the darkness of the shade crawls
- 42:06Speaker 1: a vicious tiger, or at least that's what looks like
- 42:09Speaker 1: at first. It turns out it's not a vicious tiger.
- 42:12Speaker 1: It's a stuff tiger. More precisely, it's a stuffed tigger.
- 42:15Speaker 1: In fact, it's the one and only Tigger who steps
- 42:18Speaker 1: right in front of Dorothy to the He yells, Oh,
- 42:22Speaker 1: but you frightened me, says Dorothy, and Tigger immediately looks disappointed.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Not as much as if I had my springer back,
- 42:30Speaker 1: says Tigger. Your what, asks Dorothy. Tigger points to his tail,
- 42:36Speaker 1: my springer. I normally spring and bounce and flounce, but
- 42:39Speaker 1: I've lost my springer. Well, maybe the robin has your springer,
- 42:44Speaker 1: says Dorothy. We're on our way to see him right now,
- 42:47Speaker 1: and you can join us if you like. Thank you,
- 42:50Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, says Tigger. And then we get this.
- 42:54Speaker 1: I am a thing of wonder above, below or under.
- 42:57Speaker 1: When I get to do my thing like the I
- 43:00Speaker 1: I'm mashed name clinger. I am fabulous with my springer.
- 43:03Speaker 1: If I only had This was a bad rhyme scheme.
- 43:05Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. And with that, the four companions head on.
- 43:10Speaker 1: It seems like hours go by, it was actually seventeen
- 43:14Speaker 1: minutes when they encounter another glade and they see a
- 43:17Speaker 1: young boy attempting to extricate something out of a large
- 43:21Speaker 1: honey jar. Christopher Robin says Kanga, and the boy turns
- 43:25Speaker 1: and waves. Oh, exclaims Dorothy, this was the Robin you
- 43:30Speaker 1: meant or looks at Dorothy. Yes, Christopher Robin made this
- 43:35Speaker 1: our home. He's the reason we can walk and talk. Hello,
- 43:38Speaker 1: my friends, says Christopher Robin. Who is that you've got
- 43:41Speaker 1: with you? I'm Dorothy Gale, says Dorothy, and I'm from Kansas.
- 43:46Speaker 1: I'm trying to find my way back home. Well, says
- 43:49Speaker 1: Christopher Robin. If you can help me get Pooh out
- 43:52Speaker 1: of this jaw, I think I could be of assistance.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Dorothy passes, hang on, you want me to scoop out
- 43:59Speaker 1: of a jar? And Christopher Robin Blake's what no Pooh?
- 44:05Speaker 1: You need? Winnie the Pooh? You vulga girl, And then
- 44:09Speaker 1: Kanga leans over to Dorothy and says it's a teddy bear. Oh,
- 44:14Speaker 1: I see, says Dorothy. Well, I'll be glad to help
- 44:17Speaker 1: as long as I don't get poop on my hands.
- 44:20Speaker 1: And with that, Dorothy, Kanga, e Or and Tigger help
- 44:24Speaker 1: Christopher Robin extricate a very full, very happy, and very
- 44:28Speaker 1: sleepy Winnie the Pooh from the honey jar. Now, then
- 44:32Speaker 1: says Christopher Robin, let's get this salted, and he walks
- 44:36Speaker 1: up to you Or. I found your tail on the
- 44:39Speaker 1: edge of the woods. To be careful with ito, and
- 44:42Speaker 1: with that he pins your's tail back on his hind quarters.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Then he turns to Kanga and Rue was just on
- 44:48Speaker 1: the other side of those bushes. He was chasing a butterfly.
- 44:52Speaker 1: When I get my hands on that little bast says
- 44:55Speaker 1: Kanga as she jumps off into the woods. And Tigger,
- 44:59Speaker 1: you ran off before I could reinstall your springer after
- 45:02Speaker 1: your both And with that, Christopher Robin performs a very
- 45:06Speaker 1: graphic surgical procedure on a screaming Digger. As he reinserts
- 45:11Speaker 1: the springer into Tigger's tail, it is incredibly disturbing. By
- 45:16Speaker 1: the end, Tigger seems just fine. He has no memory
- 45:19Speaker 1: of the medical torture he was just forced to endure.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Thanks Pal, he says that he springs off, and as
- 45:26Speaker 1: for you, he turns to Dorothy. The power to go home,
- 45:30Speaker 1: was yours all along because you're actually still unconscious. It
- 45:35Speaker 1: might be a coma. And then everything goes wibbly wobbly.
- 45:39Speaker 1: As Dorothy feels herself sinking further into unconsciousness. The last
- 45:43Speaker 1: thing she remembers hearing is a faint oh bother as
- 45:47Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh re enters the honey pot and a
- 45:50Speaker 1: son of a bit from Christopher before she blacks out.
- 45:55Speaker 1: When she wakes up, she's in a hospital. It's all
- 45:59Speaker 1: in black and white again, and surrounding her is her
- 46:02Speaker 1: family and the farm hands who work on her family's land. Oh,
- 46:06Speaker 1: I was in the most amazing place as Dorothy, and
- 46:09Speaker 1: not a single one of you was there the end.
- 46:15Speaker 1: That was amazing. It was perfection. I left all the
- 46:19Speaker 1: way through out, but you couldn't hear it because I
- 46:20Speaker 1: had to meet my microphone because I've got some housework
- 46:22Speaker 1: going on. But uh, it was everything I wanted for
- 46:26Speaker 1: my Friday. Thank you, Jonathan, You're welcome. Yes, I had
- 46:30Speaker 1: a lot of fun with that um when I read
- 46:33Speaker 1: it to to our mutual friend Shay. The bit that
- 46:36Speaker 1: got her the most was getting the Pooh out of
- 46:39Speaker 1: the jar. That was very funny and can't. It just
- 46:42Speaker 1: was all very funny. Again, like I said, perfection, this
- 46:46Speaker 1: should be turned into a Disney movie, maybe with a
- 46:49Speaker 1: little less uh mean words, because Disney. Well, I made
- 46:57Speaker 1: sure to censor myself on all of the mean were
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