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Hoppe Is Hungover (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.25.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Wow, what the hell's going on with
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  Alex Earl? She's taking after Ashley Dupree,
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  her stepmom. Alex Earl is getting candid about
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  her love life. Oh, yeah. She's in the order,
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  guys. She saw what her stepmom did. The stepmom
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  is the prostitute that Elliot Spitzer got caught
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  with 18 years ago. Months after the 25 -year
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  -old influencer sparked romance rumors. She's
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  only 25. She's like 36. 48 -year -old Tom Brady,
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  she revealed her preference. She is a hot piece
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  of ass, so there's no denying. Friends. For dating
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  older men. During the May 21st episode of her
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  YouTube series, Get Real With Me. Oh, yeah. Nothing
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  says real like a woman like Alex Earl. Ex -told
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  guest, Quinlan Blackwell. Oh, they're doing everything
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  they always do. These women. When they do a podcast,
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  when they put on makeup, and they talk about
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  men. men her age, and why she prefers to date
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  older men. Because guys her age are immature.
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  And you know, guys, I thought Brandi brung the
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  ruckus. They're not too much older. I went on
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  a date with a guy who was a year older than me.
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  I can't do it again. Oh, yeah, you know. I haven't
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  proved your pain. I have daddy issues. Now, why
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  would I assume she has daddy issues? Are their
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  dads married to a prostitute? Mm -hmm. That's
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  a little scandalous if you ask me. There's no...
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  Was the vibe off? Like, it didn't feel like I
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  was with, like, a man. Like, I want someone...
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  Like, I'll say this. Alex Earl may be... Or not
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  Alex Earl. I think I'm still mixed up. Alex Cooper
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  may be an annoying broad, but she's funny. There's
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  no personality here. Take care of me. Yeah. But
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  sometimes then I've gone too far the other end.
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  I'm like... I'm like... I'm about to cackle her
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  hands. She likes oil, man. That's such a surprise.
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  She likes people that can buy things because
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  people her age are maybe making $60 ,000. Brady
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  worth $500 million. Oh, yeah! Jackpot! A quick
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  question. Have you heard about sexually transmitted
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  ringworm? Oh my god. Brandi Glanville just looks
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  like she would have a ringworm in her throat.
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  Brandi Glanville hears a very unexpected house
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  concern. Ellie, if you know, she doesn't use
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  teeth. During the May 21st episode of her brandy
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  unfiltered podcast. She really is unfiltered.
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  She looks like a duck without her Botox. The
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  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum reveals
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  she thinks she may have contracted ringworm in
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  her throat. Oh, yeah. You go, girl. That's awesome.
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  It's hot. Why do I see the tongue? That's amazing.
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  That means you go out of there. That means you
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  go hard. After having oral sex with the recent
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  partner. Oh, yeah. He asked a guest, Lisa Ann.
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  A quick question. I love Lisa Ann. When I worked
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  at Sports Radio, we used to have her on for fantasy
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  football. It was a weird segment. She was so
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  nice. Have you heard about sexually transmitted
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  ringworm? Because they're common. I feel like
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  that might be. Oh, yeah. It's that real dirt.
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  Habit. The 53 -year -old goes on to... She looks
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  like she's 72. ...explain that she believes she
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  may have been exposed after dating someone who
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  did a lot of wrestling. Adding... He would only,
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  you know, move my face. He would... He had a
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  reworm on his penis? Because he didn't want to
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  get me pregnant. He didn't know that ship had
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  sailed. Brandi says she's... Man, tell her, Sam.
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  ...but he'd been tested for other more common
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  throw STDs. Oh, yeah, HPV, her... Which all came
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  back negative. If you were to ask me what does
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  a human STD look like, it'd be Brandy Glanville.
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  Recently started wondering if this could be the
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  cause of her symptoms. Alright, so grossed out.
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  So skanky. Oh yeah! Alright. Freaking... Elon
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  Musk's axe baby mom. Well, I guess it's not just
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  axe baby mom. I don't even know if it's an ax.
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  But this Ashley St. Clair girl. She just X'd
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  me out. You ever look at a woman and you're like,
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  oh my God. Usually they're named Ashley. But
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  I'm down to you. You just look at her. You're
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  like, this broad would never. Shut up. Well,
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  Ashley St. Clair told Hassan Piker the text between
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  her and Elon. Oh yeah. This is the same Ashley
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  St. Clair. The Claire. What did she do? Talk
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  about the man. How boring. Can you imagine the
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  most coolest thing you did was have sex with
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  Elon? Which is not that much of an accomplishment
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  since you have sex with everybody. And then you
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  had a kid on him? He sent me a text, which you
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  can look at if you want. Do you want to read
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  the text? Um, sure. He's like, I just want to
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  bang on. Why not? Here. I'm not making this space
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  laser shit up. I don't like her. Whatever happens
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  is keeping whatever happens between you and your
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  baby daddy. Between you and your baby daddy.
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  Oh, that's right. Alisha Sinclair is another
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  conservative influencer. There's plenty of them.
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  So she's boring. She has nothing else to talk
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  about. And everyone's like, oh my God, she sounds
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  so crazy. I'm like, well, this is what he said.
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  Well, you are crazy. He could say something and
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  you could be telling the truth about it. And
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  that doesn't mean you're not crazy. I don't know
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  what to tell you guys. I don't know, you're annoying.
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  Hot iMessage of all places. Well, I don't think,
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  you know, Apple is going to... Okay, but don't
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  read my pick -me stuff. Okay, I got some meds.
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  It's fairly... Because I was being pick -me.
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  What does that even mean? You're trying to sound
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  all hip and you can't see, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo,
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  yo, yo, yo. No cap, bruh. Okay, wait. This was
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  October 5th, 2024. What the fuck does that even
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  mean? Yeah, you tell me. That I'm dumb as hell?
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  He's just agreeing on whatever he wants to get
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  in her pants. Wait, why does he, he actually
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  talks like this? Yes, he actually talks like
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  this. He's autistic! He's a genius! As much as
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  I can't stand Elon, of course he's gonna talk
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  weird. He's Elon Musk! You talk like every other
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  conservative influencer. Annoying! I'm being
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  hyperbolic when I said this. Hyperbolic. I'll
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  use a big word. Read this one? Yes, you can read
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  the whole thing. Okay. You can read anything
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  except my pick me as well. Okay. Oh yeah, don't
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  show my nids. Model flat. I'm feeling more optimistic
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  after tonight. And tomorrow we unleash the anomaly
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  in the matrix. All right, there you go. She's
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  not an anomaly. She's like every other cloud
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  chasing woman. She's mad that no one's talking.
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  about her unless she talks about her ex. Doesn't
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  that feel pathetic to the women out there? Kayla
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  Nicole, every housewife, Ashley St. Clair. If
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  you don't talk about your ex, no one cares. On
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  this Memorial Day, I want to thank all the badasses
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  out there for serving our country. You guys made
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  the ultimate sacrifice. I made an ultimate sacrifice
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  last night. I got really drunk. I'm feeling it
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  right now. I'm hard. But because of your service,
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  I was able to go to Pelican Pub and over drink.
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  That's what allowed it. You know? Thank you.
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. And those are his good qualities. A sick
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  person with a powerful tool. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,
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  now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All
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  right. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And now for something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. That's how I feel. I kind of manifested
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  it yesterday. Talking to my friend Kelly. And
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  I was like, oh, yeah. I don't know. I might either
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  party really hard today or not party that hard.
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  And I went to Wawa. Got some Mike's Heart lemonade.
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  And I got drunk at the pool. There's two pools
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  in my apartment. That's a first world problem.
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  The first pool was closed. The big one. So we're
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  in this little miniature pool. And these kids
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  are splashing us. That being me and my friend
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  Jamie. And then I was starting to get a little
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  annoyed. Like there was a little bit more room
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  to the right. And they kept throwing to the left.
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  And splashing me. So what did I do? We decided
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  to go inside around 5 p .m. to being out for
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  about an hour and 40, maybe 75 minutes. It's
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  really weird how time flies. I know that's so
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  cliche. I can't believe it's already Memorial
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  Day or whatever. But man, when you're drunk in
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  a pool, time goes by like that. All of a sudden,
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  it's time to go downtown St. Pete to get drunk.
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  So that was what we did. Oh my God. The all -you
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  -can -puff was great. I don't think. Two beers
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  and two double -jerk and cooks. No wonder I was
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  hungover. I was feeling it. And you know what's
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  the worst part about, um... You know, drinking
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  earlier in the day. Is it like messes up my sleep,
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  man? I was trying to sleep as I'm just tossing
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  and turning, patting my cat. My Lord. Between
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  3 to 5 a .m. went by in like a blink, but not
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  a blink. I was like tossing and turning. Alexa,
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  what time is it? I'm sure someone's Alexa just
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  went off. Actually, let me say that more clearly.
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  Alexa, what time is it? So I did that. It's like,
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  it's at 3 .32 a .m. I'm like, okay. Then I'm
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  like, Alexa, what time is it? And it was like,
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  4 .07 a .m. Then I was like, Alexa, what time
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  is it? It's like, 5 .32 a .m. Can we just get
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  to like the 8, 9 a .m. hours so I can wake up?
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  Mm -hmm. Because I went to bed right at 9. Man,
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  these NBA playoffs have not been in, man. Mm
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  -hmm. Now, am I grateful that the Spurs tied
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  up the series against the bitch -ass Thunder?
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  Of course I am. They're very good for taking
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  that first game. But you know what it is? It
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  is the fact, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  that every one of these games has been blowouts.
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  Both of those game ones were very pivotal for
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  both the Eastern and Western Conference Finals.
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  For the Eastern Conference Finals, the Cavaliers
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  would only be down 2 -1 and not the... 3 -0 lead
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  that no one's ever beaten in the NBA playoffs.
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  No one's ever come back from being down 3 -0.
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  And this Cavaliers team with James Harden. They're
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  definitely not going to be the ones that break
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  that habit. I've never quite understood James
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  Harden. Oh, I haven't. How are you going to have
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  all that talent and be such a game changer in
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  the league with the Eurostep? And all of a sudden,
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  when it's time to win a game, I'm good. Let me
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  brick every shot and not pass up the ball. 32
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  .8 goes to 19, to 17, to 14, to 11, to 8. No
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  timeout by the coach. And there's James Harden
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  bricking every shot. It was insane. I know that
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  was like four days ago, but I still couldn't
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  believe it. Right when the Knicks got five in
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  a row, they were down 22, and then they hit a
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  layup, and they hit a three, and then it was
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  like a 17 -point lead. I went, this game's over.
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  Because I just knew that there was no shot that
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  James Harden could do anything. All he does is
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  brick the shot. Where's the sound effect? Yeah,
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  this is him bricking the shot. Hey, dude, get
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  the shot. Hey, dude. Put us up nine points. Goes
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  down to seven points. Hey, dude. Put us up seven
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  points. Down to five points. Down to two points.
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  Get us five points up. Every freaking time. What's
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  this brick sound effect? What the hell is that?
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  We've gone into hungover morning zoo territory
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  with these sound effects. Here's the loudest
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  brick ever. I'm having fun with this. Arrow to
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  Roach. Perfect. That sets the sound effect. 17
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  to 14 points. I think I had my chance earlier
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  with that bit. I think we're going to admit that
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  that bit was kind of funny. I had a few laughs
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  here and there, but overall it was just a car
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  crash. So, I've had this realization. Down a
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  little bit of a loud mouth. Oh, by the way, it's
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  11 -11. Make a wish. How long have I been recording
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  for? Oh, 60 minutes. Would have been cool if
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  it was 11 minutes. Right now on Monday, Memorial
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  Day. Why does it feel like Memorial Day is earlier
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  than usual? I don't know what to say. I just
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  couldn't believe it. When is Memorial Day usually
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  celebrated? I guess it's the last Monday of May,
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  so I guess the way of the month. I always thought
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  it was like the, I don't know. I always thought
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  it was like the 28th, 29th, 30th. Memorial Day.
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  This is just riveting radio. Memorial Day date
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  2019. Let's just look at pre. It was the 27th.
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  Yeah, it was like two days ahead. Let me do the
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  2018. This is riveting stuff. In 2017, it was
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  the 31st. See? I'm not crazy. Mm -hmm. Well,
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  I am crazy with my bipolar. And next year will
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  be the 31st. Yeah, when my boss at my job, when
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  Ron sent out the email that the office were going
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  to be closed on Monday, I was like, for what?
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  I mean, that's fine. Everyone works hard. You
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  need a little break. But I was like, oh, Memorial
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  Day, all right? But I'm having this realization
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  that a lot of people listen to me, man. Now,
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  if you base it off of the YouTube videos, so
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  many downloads, you would think I have nobody
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  listening. I have about 20 ,000 people a month.
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  All around the world. I'd rather have 20 ,000
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  people per month listen to me than like 150 ,000
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  that listen to Kelton. It's all local. I'm not
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  in a few cities, bitch. You got the money and
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  the wife you never cheat on. I'm single with
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  my cat. But I'm starting to realize that people
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  listen to me. Like when I'm at kava bars, there's
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  this really irritating thing. And one of my friends
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  in the kava community, she knows who she is.
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  If she's hearing this rant, she knows exactly
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  what I'm talking about. Hi there. I'll make you
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  a cat video. That was a little shout out to her
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  because I'm trying to be anonymous. Not really,
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  even though I said the name earlier. Mm -hmm,
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  Cali. Okay. Now, what happened was I'm talking
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  to somebody and I'm just so sick and tired. It
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  happens at all the calabars. I know I project
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  my voice like I care. I know I project my voice
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  in kind of a manner that's kind of jackassery.
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  But that doesn't mean that all the Gen Xers at
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  the bar is going to go any type of work. Have
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  to chime in with their contrarian opinions. I'm
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  not talking to you. Hey, did I ask for your opinion?
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  Did I go, oh yeah, please. Chime in from across
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  the freaking place. Well, actually, Hoppy, here's
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  a, I don't care. Do I look like I care? Mm -hmm.
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  No, no, no, no, no. I know you can't look at
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  me because this is audio. And there's really
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  not that much video of me online. But I'm telling
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  you, if you could look at me. Do you really think
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  I care? The other day, I told a story. I'll tell
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  it again. I was at another comic bar. And this
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  dude that does not like me. He can't stand my
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  guts. He's a listener of the radio. And he thinks
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  the radio cares about him. Why would you think
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  that? And I was at the bar talking to one of
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  my friends who's a girl. Wasn't really Chinese.
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  No, but I was talking to her. It was like 12
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  o 'clock at night. And all of a sudden, this
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  guy brings up the exciting opinion and topicalness
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  about the thing that is known as abortion and
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  gay rights. Oh, yeah, just the hot topics happening
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  at the bar. Woo -hoo! And this girl was clearly
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  not agreeing with anything he said. No, no, no,
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  this dude was just doing it to try to cock black
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  me or what. It was very strange. And his girl
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  kind of looked at me like, I'm sorry. He's just
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  in one of his moods where he has to spew his
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  mega opinions because what else does he have?
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  I have been talking for... 12 minutes, and who
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  knows what the fuck I've been saying. But yes,
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  last night, I was at Pelican Pub drinking. And
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  I was with my friend Jamie, who I've known for
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  eight or nine years. He's a good guy, Jamie Taylor.
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  Oh, he's a great man. Probably my most loyal
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  friend in Florida. And quite possibly, this is
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  me not trying to be sad, even though it's a little
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  sad. Probably my only friend that hangs out with
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  me outside of comic bars. It's almost like when
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  you have an opinion and people don't agree with
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  you, they don't want to hang out with you because
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  they're sensitive. Mm -hmm. Everybody can throw
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  stones from their glass house. Okay, I'm not
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  going down that route, but I just did. But last
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  night, I was with Jamie, and this 24 -year -old
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  comes up to us. Nice guy. I thought he was older
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  than me. I don't know if COVID did a number on
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  him because he graduated in 2020. Well, I mean,
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  kind of graduated. They didn't get a graduation
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  ceremony. They got Zoom. It's so weird to me.
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  But what I'm saying to you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, is I'm scared to bark. And I
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  was like, did you see this AI poster that Mike
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  Olivero made for the Mike O radio show? And I
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  wasn't talking bad about it because it just came
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  on my timeline. And Jamie was like, yeah, I saw
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  that. And I was like, that is just the most Gen
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  X way of using AI. There was nothing wrong with
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  what Oliver Earl did for the Michael show. But
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  it was just, he was ripped. Cory Cardinal was
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  ripped. It was just very, I don't know. It was
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  okay. And the guy sitting next to me goes, yeah,
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  it's crazy what's going on with AI graphics.
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  And I'm like, here we freaking go. Just people
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  listening to me. Now, I guess I would rather
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  have them listen to me than not listen to me.
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  Then he scoots over. And this is where the story
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  gets really good, I promise. This is where it
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  gets juicy. He starts going over. And I'm thinking
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  this dude's like maybe 31. Kind of balding. He's
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  like a muscular. He's a good looking guy. If
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  you're a Rover's Morning Glory listener, he kind
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  of looked like, because he was actually from
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  Cleveland. It was that type of like Cleveland
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  man. I knew I did not name drop that I worked
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  for Rover, but I did. And I knew he was a little
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  younger because he goes, well, who's Rover? And
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  I was like, everybody knows who Rover is. And
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  one fifth of the city listening to him between
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  the ages of 18 to 34, but he would have been
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  like 13. So right down in there, I kind of knew,
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  you know, that he was a little younger. And he's
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  like, could I ask you guys for some advice? And
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  you got to remember, I'm pretty drunk. And to
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  be quite frank, when you're with somebody like
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  my friend Jamie, where we've gone on about a
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  hundred holidays. No, we never ran a train on
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  a girl because we were faithful to our axes.
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  But still. There's a lot of history, a lot of
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  double dates between us. Well, I guess not between
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  us, but you know what I mean. So, to be honest,
• 24:35
  we talked a little bit about our exes. And nothing
• 24:40
  like living in the past. More like, oh, it's
• 24:43
  just like when you know someone for nine years.
• 24:47
  It's hard for the topic not to come up. So I
• 24:51
  was already in kind of the mode of like, oh yeah,
• 24:53
  women are heartbreakers. You know, women are
• 24:57
  cloud chasers. So the guy starts asking me for
• 25:00
  dating advice. And I go, please listen to me.
• 25:05
  I said, I should have listened to other people
• 25:07
  when I was in my 20s and I didn't want to listen
• 25:10
  to them. And he goes, what do you mean? And I
• 25:12
  go, please listen to me. And he goes, I go, listen.
• 25:19
  really get to know the girl. Don't fall in love
• 25:23
  with the idea of them. And this can go with any
• 25:25
  gender. See how they act in social situations.
• 25:29
  See their texting habits. See if they have a
• 25:32
  good relationship with their father. Because
• 25:34
  if they don't have a good relationship with their
• 25:35
  father, they ain't going to have a good relationship
• 25:37
  with you, dog. Mm -hmm. That's how they view
• 25:43
  men. And I was saying all this. And, um, And
• 25:49
  then my friend Jamie goes, well, with my ex Danielle,
• 25:51
  and we really weren't talking smack about our
• 25:54
  exes. We were just kind of, you know, reminiscing.
• 25:57
  And my friend Jamie says, he says his ex's name,
• 26:01
  Danielle. I wish her the best. Will not talk
• 26:04
  to me, but I wish her the best. And all of a
• 26:07
  sudden, the bartender walks over. She's very
• 26:12
  cute. You know, when a girl has like tattoos,
• 26:15
  like kind of above her shoulder blades, like,
• 26:18
  on her back and like on the top part of her back.
• 26:21
  And you're just thinking, this is me being dirty.
• 26:24
  Man, I can plow from behind and just pay it to
• 26:27
  Picasso. Well, you know, she comes over and goes,
• 26:34
  Hey, did you say something? And my friend, uh,
• 26:38
  Jamie was like, no, I was telling her story.
• 26:41
  And she was like, Oh, I thought you said my name.
• 26:43
  And he goes, what's your name? And she goes,
• 26:45
  my name is Danielle. And he goes, Oh, that's
• 26:48
  my ex's name. And then when I asked for another
• 26:52
  double Jack and Coke and beer, the bartender
• 26:55
  looked at me with a lot of like, why are you
• 26:58
  giving this advice to him? Why are you telling
• 27:00
  the secrets about women? So that was when I realized
• 27:04
  she was listening, dog. This talk segment right
• 27:08
  here, we've been talking for 17 minutes. This
• 27:13
  is not PPM friendly. A radio consultant, PPM
• 27:17
  is, People, person, what is it? What does PPM
• 27:23
  stand for in radio? Portable people meter. It's
• 27:28
  a meter. Bubba knows about it. No, that's a radio
• 27:33
  reference because he cheated in the writing.
• 27:34
  No, it's a portable meter that you put on your
• 27:37
  radio and it has your listening habits. And they
• 27:40
  always say in the business, oh, you can't talk
• 27:43
  more than two minutes at a time. No one's listening.
• 27:47
  And then you look at MJ's morning show, or even
• 27:52
  Mike Elton, as much as I don't want to give him
• 27:54
  credit, I'll give him credit. They talk for a
• 27:58
  long time in a row, like 90 minutes both. Mike
• 28:03
  Elton's from 7 to 8, 20 -ish. MJ's from 7 .20
• 28:07
  to 8 .50. The infamous 90 minutes of nonstop
• 28:11
  MJ. Which, whenever I work that show, I have
• 28:13
  to make sure I do not drink any liquids or have
• 28:16
  any coffee because then I got to take a dump
• 28:17
  at like 8 .30 and we still have 25 minutes left.
• 28:21
  But that is those two shows. And Monsters in
• 28:24
  the Morning in Orlando and Paul Castronovo in
• 28:26
  Miami. What else we got here? Klein and Nelly
• 28:31
  with my boy Kevin Klein over there in Los Angeles.
• 28:35
  Heidi and Frank. Hey, radio listener. It's Kevin
• 28:40
  Kline from Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in
• 28:45
  Los Angeles. Perhaps you've never heard of us.
• 28:47
  Maybe you have. But who cares? Whatever. You're
• 28:49
  listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy, Ryan Hoppy.
• 28:53
  That's me. Good guy. Way too tall. Definitely
• 28:56
  a product of incest. That was delightful. Also,
• 28:59
  I'm not a product of incest. I'm a mistake. Hey,
• 29:04
  this is Frank Kramer from the Heidi and Frank
• 29:06
  show on 95 .5 KLOS in Los Angeles. And you are
• 29:09
  listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Did
• 29:13
  you see what he did there? Hoppy Hour. I love
• 29:16
  that guy. While I was being braggadocious and
• 29:18
  playing those clips, those are guys that talk
• 29:19
  long form. So what I'm saying is I've been talking
• 29:22
  for 27 minutes in a row, about 21 minutes. And
• 29:27
  every radio consultant would be like, got a break.
• 29:30
  Got a break. You can't do that. What are you
• 29:32
  doing? Got a break. Got it back. We got to make
• 29:35
  sure we're PPM friendly. We can only talk for
• 29:38
  two minutes and 58 seconds every morning show
• 29:41
  on iHeart. Man, can you let my homies Miguel
• 29:44
  and Holly talk a little bit? Jesus Christ, Tommy.
• 29:47
  What are you doing? You see that MJ talks real
• 29:51
  loud? Tommy Chuck, it's okay to let Miguel and
• 29:54
  Holly talk. Actually, give all the Joe shows
• 29:57
  talking time. And just spill it all over. So
• 30:01
  if both shows have three minute talking time,
• 30:03
  give Joseph Carballo and his terrible cast, besides
• 30:06
  actually who's talented. I'm British again. Give
• 30:10
  those three minute talk breaks. Forget about
• 30:12
  the actors. And just give it to Miguel and Holly.
• 30:14
  Let them talk for like six minutes. It's okay.
• 30:17
  The house ain't gonna burn down, dog. It's just
• 30:20
  burning down with the layups, but the corporate
• 30:22
  never gets laid off. The same corporate that
• 30:25
  makes terrible decisions in that building. What
• 30:29
  I'm saying to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 30:30
  and girls, is I'm not quite sure. I don't even
• 30:32
  know what I'm getting at. But I do know that
• 30:36
  I am very hungover. And you know what? Maybe
• 30:41
  I should succumb to doing Lord of the Roses.
• 30:45
  Maybe that would be my big break in radio. What's
• 30:52
  up? This is the Ryan Show. Got my co -host here,
• 30:57
  Smashley. Hey! I got producer Fed over here.
• 31:04
  Hey, I like crying. Hey, it's time for War of
• 31:09
  the Roses. Yeah, I don't see that happening.
• 31:17
  I have a little bit of credibility. I saw this
• 31:20
  here. Thought this was very interesting. A former
• 31:24
  TMZ producer says she finds it weird that there's
• 31:27
  no mugshot of Britney Spears. I will say, subconsciously,
• 31:30
  I was kind of thinking that a little bit. I was
• 31:32
  like, where's the mugshot? That was something
• 31:35
  that crossed my mind. And here's a former producer
• 31:39
  talking about it. Okay, it's time for... I used
• 31:42
  to work at TMZ, and I have some thoughts on recent
• 31:46
  headlines. Let's talk about Britney Spears. Oh,
• 31:49
  yeah! I mean, you know if you work at TMZ that
• 31:53
  you just have stories for days of how much of
• 31:57
  a douche Harvey Levin is. She was arrested for
• 32:01
  a DUI. Does anyone not find it weird that there
• 32:05
  was no mugshot? I thought that! You better believe
• 32:08
  that when I worked at TMZ, We were always the
• 32:13
  first, especially if it happened within the L
• 32:16
  .A. County or vicinity area or New York. We were
• 32:19
  the first to get the mugshot. That's a good analysis
• 32:25
  by that hot piece of ass. Here's an interesting
• 32:29
  clip. It's this woman with big ass boobs. And
• 32:34
  she talks about the unspoken burden of being
• 32:38
  a man. Who drives on the long road so the family
• 32:42
  can rest? The man. Who goes downstairs to check
• 32:47
  a strange noise in the house and see what is
• 32:50
  happening? The man. The man. I'm the man. Who
• 32:59
  deprives himself of buying what he wants to be
• 33:02
  able to pay for daily expenses, school, and medicine?
• 33:05
  The man. And the problem is that God, this woman's
• 33:10
  so freaking hot. Often, the male burden cannot
• 33:14
  be shared. The responsibility, the bills, the
• 33:18
  risk, everything falls on his shoulders. Yeah.
• 33:23
  But hey, we have it so easy. Women are always
• 33:26
  like, we don't have to go through menopause or
• 33:27
  pregnancy. No, we have to deal with other things.
• 33:32
  There's a clip right here. It was a little hot.
• 33:36
  Dating coach named Flourish with Lauren. And
• 33:40
  you know she's very particular about how people
• 33:45
  spell that name. Because it's L -A -U -R -N.
• 33:48
  Don't get it wrong. Can a man love two women
• 33:53
  at once? Can a man love two women at the same
• 33:56
  time? Yes or no? Because the men watching this
• 33:59
  are going to say one thing. And the women will
• 34:02
  say the complete opposite. Yeah, they always
• 34:04
  do. But science is about to prove both of you
• 34:07
  wrong. Are you ready? No. Here it goes. Your
• 34:11
  brain does not run on one single love system.
• 34:15
  It runs on three. Attachment, romantic attraction,
• 34:18
  and desire. And they operate completely differently
• 34:22
  and independently of each other. Oh, yeah. Attachment
• 34:26
  is the deep bond, the comfort, the safety, that
• 34:29
  home feeling. That's the woman he built a life
• 34:32
  with. Romantic attraction is the obsessive pull,
• 34:36
  the butterfly. That is the problem. Us men, we
• 34:43
  do not mean to be obsessive, but it's our papa
• 34:45
  bear energy. That's the biggest disconnect when
• 34:50
  it comes to dating. is women are like, I ain't
• 34:53
  got a next girl. No, actually, you guys can go
• 34:57
  to the, I think a guy does not want to see any
• 35:00
  pictures of their exes. My last two exes were
• 35:04
  like, please send me the pictures of our good
• 35:05
  times. Women are just built differently, man.
• 35:09
  Just built differently. It's the electricity,
• 35:12
  the can't stop thinking about how she makes him
• 35:15
  feel. Yeah. You know what's terrible? It's when
• 35:19
  you date a woman. That's the first problem. I'm
• 35:22
  kidding. No. But when you fall in love at 11,
• 35:25
  and this idea you have of them, it's just the
• 35:29
  greatest. You just are like, yes! I found my
• 35:32
  one and only. And then you know what happens.
• 35:36
  That person never existed. It's almost a death.
• 35:39
  Because your brain is getting the dopamine in
• 35:42
  from banging them out. And from recent reports
• 35:45
  I've heard, this is not me bragging, but someone
• 35:48
  told me, that my ex used to use, or I don't know
• 35:52
  if she used to, but she tells people that I'm
• 35:55
  the hardest sex she ever had. Yeah! You gotta
• 36:00
  bring that 110 % every time. You gotta go to
• 36:03
  pound town. And desire is purely physical. Yeah,
• 36:08
  there you go. I don't think women realize how
• 36:11
  healthy it is for men to get laid. Like, you're
• 36:14
  honestly an angel when you have sex with us.
• 36:17
  I don't care what you're like. You can be a freaking
• 36:21
  model. Probably not a prostitute because I would
• 36:25
  never do that. Could you imagine that? There
• 36:29
  have been times, man, more after my breakup from
• 36:32
  my fiance nine years ago. Man, I have a lot of
• 36:34
  breakups. I don't know what I have more of, breakups
• 36:37
  or radio jobs. But there were times that I was
• 36:42
  lonely. I never thought about going on rug maps
• 36:47
  or whatever that side is. Man, if you're paying
• 36:50
  for sex, you're a lizard, dude. I mean, I sure
• 36:53
  am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But the thing is,
• 36:59
  that was one time. You know what? We're going
• 37:04
  to tell a little story. Today's show is going
• 37:06
  to be really long. I got, I went to bed at like
• 37:09
  9 p .m. Story, one second. Story time music.
• 37:18
  Yeah, last night I went to bed at like 9. I got
• 37:21
  up at 10 a .m. I probably also got up at 10 p
• 37:25
  .m. as well. So right now it's like 11 .32 and
• 37:28
  I got nothing to do today. So today's going to
• 37:30
  be just me rambling. But I'm creating some music
• 37:34
  on Zoom. Some AI music for story time. Let's
• 37:38
  see how this sounds. I'm talking about the loneliness
• 37:41
  of my life in 2019. But I'm totally not lonely.
• 37:49
  So, there was this time. I was talking to this
• 37:53
  girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven years
• 37:56
  ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes, have
• 38:00
  you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa? Mm -hmm.
• 38:04
  This is better. Yeah! Oh, I love it! That is
• 38:12
  perfect. A little more upbeat. Yeah. She goes,
• 38:16
  have you ever been to Fantasyland in Tampa? I'm
• 38:18
  like, no, what is it? She's like, oh, it's this
• 38:20
  like porn shop that has like a theater in the
• 38:22
  back. She's like, we should go sometime. I'm
• 38:24
  like, okay. And I was like, I started driving
• 38:28
  there and I was like, I'm here now. Are you?
• 38:31
  And she's like, no, I didn't mean tonight. There's
• 38:33
  a little bit of miscommunication. So I went there.
• 38:36
  Girls get in free. Guys have to pay 20 bucks.
• 38:41
  So I go into it. Or is it Fantasyland? I think
• 38:45
  it's Fantasyland, right? Not Adventureland. That's
• 38:48
  a theme park, right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah,
• 38:51
  Fantasyland. I hope I didn't say Adventureland.
• 38:53
  No, Fantasyland at Gold Supercenter. They're
• 38:55
  open right now. 4715 Lowe's Avenue. So I go in
• 38:59
  there. And all of a sudden, there's this big
• 39:01
  theater. There's like four different porn on.
• 39:04
  Four different screens. And there's like dudes
• 39:06
  jerking it. And I'm like, okay. This is a waste
• 39:09
  of my money. So to decompress, I sit in one of
• 39:13
  the rooms by myself. And I just go, you know
• 39:16
  what? Let me just decompress for a second. I
• 39:19
  did not know that there was a glory hole in that
• 39:22
  room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting there.
• 39:29
  I'm looking at the NBA score as you know. Maybe
• 39:32
  it was March Madness. But all of a sudden, ladies
• 39:35
  and gentlemen, my boys and girls, there's a little
• 39:39
  hole in the wall. And all of a sudden, something
• 39:41
  pokes in. Mm -hmm. There you go. It was the baddest.
• 39:48
  And the problem was, I was all the way in the
• 39:51
  back of the complete storm. So I had to go. And
• 39:53
  the only exit is a fire exit. So then, I ran
• 39:59
  out. That's right. I'm on the down river. And
• 40:06
  Howard Franklin, I had some real talks to myself
• 40:10
  about what the hell are you doing? And now it's
• 40:14
  story time with Ryan Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't
• 40:18
  you all traumatized from that story? You might
• 40:21
  be traumatized from me telling the story, but
• 40:24
  you gotta think, I'm traumatized from leaving
• 40:27
  the story. You know what I mean? Here's a woman
• 40:32
  breaking down modern day dating. Forget marrying
• 40:35
  rich. Marry the man who can fix the garbage disposal
• 40:38
  at 10 p .m. on a Tuesday night. Hell yeah! He'll
• 40:43
  go to pound town. He'll plumb your pipes. It's
• 40:46
  generational wealth in this economy. Because
• 40:48
  nothing will humble you faster than realizing
• 40:50
  that people will charge you $500 just to show
• 40:53
  up. That's very true. The worst is when you lose
• 40:58
  your house key or your car key. House key, not
• 41:01
  as much. I can go to the front desk in my apartment
• 41:04
  and be like, yo, sorry about that, whatever.
• 41:07
  No, but it's a car key. Oh my God, it's like
• 41:10
  $600. And you just feel like such a fool. Michelle
• 41:14
  Obama reveals why she won't watch the movie where
• 41:19
  Viola Davis is... portraying her out there movie
• 41:22
  with viola davis when she was portraying you
• 41:24
  uh -huh yeah she probably didn't like it was
• 41:27
  probably too accurate about her bitchy personality
• 41:30
  because every liberal actually she's delightful
• 41:33
  yeah i didn't watch that That's the one thing
• 41:39
  I can't do. Yeah, you know, it's way too hard
• 41:42
  to realize you're kind of a bitch. Okay, love
• 41:45
  Viola. Do. And I'd love to get Viola. That sounds
• 41:50
  very strange. That's the sex act she does with
• 41:52
  Brock. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's a woman in a car.
• 41:58
  I don't know what these videos are. You know
• 42:00
  what it is? It's the modern day copying Alex
• 42:05
  Earl. I'm going to make this about radio. But
• 42:07
  in the 90s, everybody copied like Elvis Duran
• 42:11
  or Howard Stern. There was always like the carbon
• 42:13
  copy. Or for TV, it was like everything was like
• 42:15
  the Simpsons. All the adult cartoons. NBA, everybody
• 42:19
  wanted to be like either LeBron. You get the,
• 42:20
  there's the influences. Alex Earl has really
• 42:25
  influenced the generation to just do videos with
• 42:28
  no production. I mean, there is something to
• 42:32
  say about a video with an opinion that's not
• 42:33
  as produced, but just all these videos of these
• 42:37
  women sitting in their cars bitching about men.
• 42:42
  You never accept disrespect from someone. If
• 42:46
  a woman leaves you, let her stay gone. Let her
• 42:50
  stay gone. She made her choice. Yeah, you know,
• 42:54
  she's missing out on this day. Let her, let her
• 43:00
  lay in it. She made her bed, let her lay in it.
• 43:03
  So please, I am begging you, even if you take
• 43:06
  her back, if you take her back, she will never
• 43:08
  respect you. Yeah, you know, I've had situationships
• 43:12
  hit me up after the fact. It's like, dude, I
• 43:15
  don't know what to say to you. That's that thing
• 43:19
  where women can just be like, I know girls are
• 43:22
  like, oh, I still talk to, I still like look
• 43:24
  at my ex's stuff. I don't care. And she'll always
• 43:28
  be looking for that V2. You with two upgrades.
• 43:30
  Always. There you go. That hot piece of ass.
• 43:33
  Giving out some good advice. Oh, what do we got
• 43:37
  right here? Oh, yeah! It's everyone's favorite
• 43:41
  deadbeat dad known as Blueface. He's live on
• 43:47
  kick. Doing a stream. And he's flirting with
• 43:50
  girls and he's flirting with this hot ass blonde
• 43:52
  snow bunny. So you can't really hear it, but
• 44:05
  a girl's begging him to hit her like sex wise,
• 44:08
  not like punch even though I think you would
• 44:09
  do that too. No, but she's asking him to have
• 44:11
  raw sex with him later on. And someone wants
• 44:14
  his kid. But then we'll wonder why he's not around.
• 44:17
  Because he's a deadbeat dad. So you can't ask
• 44:21
  for both things. That's what I make. I know.
• 44:23
  I sense. Here's a video of why women don't apologize.
• 44:30
  I'm going to be so honest with you guys. I would
• 44:33
  hope you'd be honest and not lie to me. On why
• 44:35
  women don't apologize. And that they don't take
• 44:38
  accountability. Because they're women. It's because
• 44:42
  in their little delusional lines, they believe
• 44:45
  that your reaction was the problem. Oh, yeah.
• 44:50
  Tell me about it. Nothing like winding your hand
• 44:56
  in an argument and the woman is just blah, blah,
• 44:59
  blah, blah, blah. Right in their mouth. Talking
• 45:07
  smack. And then you have that one little insult
• 45:10
  you hurl out, and you don't really mean it. Maybe
• 45:14
  you're a little drunk. And then they tell everybody
• 45:19
  about what you said, which was not good to say.
• 45:23
  It did not make you look good. But they'd never,
• 45:26
  oh, I said this and this and this and this and
• 45:27
  this. It's like if you had a whole little thing.
• 45:30
  It's like if you had a gas tank and all of the
• 45:33
  gasoline, you know. Falls out the tank, let's
• 45:37
  say at the stick you go to. And then you grab
• 45:40
  a match and you just light it up and walk away
• 45:42
  and go, I didn't do it. That's exactly what that
• 45:46
  is. Instead of her behavior that caused it. Thanks
• 45:53
  baby, I agree with this. Right? And this is what
• 45:57
  I try teaching women all the time, but it's not
• 45:59
  registering. Maybe because I'm a female. I don't
• 46:02
  know, maybe if there's like a man in their life
• 46:04
  that they actually have to listen to, because
• 46:06
  I'm not enforcing it on them. If I was their
• 46:08
  friend, yeah, the fuck I would. All right, baby.
• 46:12
  It's because they have daddy issues. Mm -hmm.
• 46:16
  Kai Trump had a stalker and had to get a restraining
• 46:21
  order. Spencer Pratt is going to run as an independent.
• 46:27
  Bella Hadid is so skinny. She got that rocking
• 46:31
  body. And she was seen on a yacht in St. Tropez.
• 46:35
  I'm sure she had to really work to get on that
• 46:39
  yacht. Mm -hmm. Aye, aye, Captain. Don McCain
• 46:47
  died at age 67. Doug McCain, one of the sons
• 46:51
  of... John McCain. That made me feel older, like
• 46:54
  John McCain's kid done. You know that lizard
• 46:57
  James Fishbeck, that creepy guy that wants to
• 47:00
  syntax on OnlyFans girls? Well, he is now married.
• 47:05
  Oh, if you're marrying him and it doesn't work
• 47:08
  out, you're stupid. The controversial candidate
• 47:11
  in Florida's governor national race is officially
• 47:15
  married. He shared photos from his wedding. And
• 47:19
  she just looks like your typical boring conservative
• 47:22
  girl. The woman's name is reportedly Valeria.
• 47:29
  And the two apparently haven't been dating long
• 47:31
  because they point out he was in a relationship
• 47:34
  with a different woman named Francesca Rain just
• 47:36
  a couple of months ago. She was probably making
• 47:39
  him wait till marriage. Not because of the morals.
• 47:42
  Because she wanted to get married for the money.
• 47:44
  That's why. Chris Brown got an honorary PhD.
• 47:53
  Sidney Sweeney goes naked on Euphoria. She's
• 47:56
  such a hot piece of ass. Oh, my Lord. She's hot.
• 48:00
  It's insane. You know she would ruin your life,
• 48:04
  though. Taylor and Travis Kelsey were seen on
• 48:09
  a date in New York City. That's good. Ivanka
• 48:13
  Trump was the subject of a terrorist assassination
• 48:16
  plot. That's gotta be frightening. I mean, I
• 48:19
  don't, I wouldn't want him as my father. Oh,
• 48:22
  yeah! Today in Clown Chaser News, Donald Trump
• 48:26
  Jr.'s wife wanted a White House party. Yeah,
• 48:30
  she's a clown chaser. This is the most 2026 Ray
• 48:38
  J headline ever. Ray J shouts free diddy during
• 48:41
  pre -fight trash talk with super hot fire. I've
• 48:45
  heard a super head, a girl that like gave oral
• 48:48
  sex to every rapper and NBA player, but I have
• 48:50
  not heard of this guy. Mm -hmm. Which girl? Oh,
• 49:06
  geez, this is getting real spicy. Because I don't
• 49:11
  think that's fair. I don't think that's fair.
• 49:13
  I don't think that's fair. You got to stand up
• 49:16
  for yourself. I just... You got to... He's locking
• 49:22
  on. We got Aiden Ross and Neon. I'm slow, man.
• 49:27
  No, I know they're going to come get me. That's
• 49:29
  why I'm doing that. I know they're going to come.
• 49:32
  Oh, yeah. I'm dripping because I'm saving all
• 49:36
  this. You got to let me know. You got to put
• 49:38
  your foot down. Don't talk about my baby mama.
• 49:43
  That's your whole existence. You talk about your
• 49:45
  baby mama. See, you encourage it. Don't ever
• 49:50
  talk about my baby mama ever again. Okay. I ain't
• 49:54
  talk about your baby mama. You need to talk to
• 49:57
  her like this. No, I don't never talk to women
• 49:59
  like this. I don't believe that. There you go.
• 50:04
  Blah, blah, blah. Bam Margera is not going to
• 50:09
  the Jackass movie premiere, even though he was
• 50:11
  invited. It's probably going to make him want
• 50:13
  to party again. You got to be careful out there.
• 50:19
  Mackenzie Shirella cashed in on sugar daddy sites
• 50:23
  in jail. Ex -inmate claims. Man, it must be so
• 50:28
  nice being a hot piece of ass girl. You can just
• 50:30
  get sugar daddies to buy everything for you.
• 50:33
  Like, I know there's no morals there or whatever,
• 50:35
  but who needs morals when you can get things
• 50:36
  bought for you like a steak dinner? Mm -hmm.
• 50:41
  And there was one time where, because she was
• 50:44
  kind of, like, artsy and creative in there, I
• 50:48
  will say that. She made, like, jewelry, like
• 50:52
  nose rings and, like, bracelets out of an art
• 50:54
  kit that you could buy through the boxes. And
• 50:59
  she was selling, like, Jewelry, shoes, like custom
• 51:03
  -making shoes, and, you know. All right, that's
• 51:05
  boring. There you go. Are we still going to really
• 51:12
  believe that Sophie Raines is a virgin? Like,
• 51:15
  really? She hints at a basketball player that
• 51:20
  offered her $15 million for her virginity. Man,
• 51:24
  we'd be all bloody in there if she's really a
• 51:27
  virgin. Like, that's not what you want. Life
• 51:31
  by Web and experience. That's how I roll. I don't
• 51:36
  need someone that doesn't know their thing's
• 51:38
  teeth are necessary. Here's Sophie Rain. Hey,
• 51:44
  ladies, how are you? Hey, Sophie, I wanted to
• 51:47
  ask you. God, she's wearing this nice tight dress.
• 51:50
  She's such a hot woman. You know, I know you
• 51:52
  recently posted that someone offered you. You
• 51:55
  know how, like, whenever you watch a porno and
• 51:57
  there's, like, there's the hot, like... I don't
• 52:00
  know. Like, there's a hot woman in the beginning
• 52:02
  who's a part of the plot line but doesn't have
• 52:03
  sex at all. I'm kind of having the same. There's
• 52:07
  this really cute girl that's next to Sylvia Rand.
• 52:09
  I want to know who that is. $15 million, you
• 52:12
  know, to take your virginity. Yes. Am I able
• 52:14
  to ask you, who was that athlete? I can't say.
• 52:18
  You know, because I lost it. I can't say. Can
• 52:21
  you give us a hint? I can give, I can say that
• 52:24
  he is on a basketball team. There's only 32 of
• 52:27
  them. But you can't tell us what team? No, I
• 52:30
  don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want
• 52:31
  to ruin anyone. I kind of respect it, you know,
• 52:34
  she seemed like a loyal enough one. This is career.
• 52:37
  Okay, can I ask what? Ruined a career. Haven't
• 52:40
  been a guy when I get laid to a porn star. I
• 52:42
  mean, OnlyFans model. My correction. What was
• 52:45
  your exact response? Did you respond to it? I
• 52:49
  just said no. No, that was it. Definitely not
• 52:52
  going to do that. Did he push after that or did
• 52:54
  he kind of just leave it alone? I think he, I
• 52:55
  think I got ghosted after that. Oh yeah, I would
• 52:58
  ghost you too, honey. You ain't that interesting.
• 53:01
  You're fun to look at, but I got ghosted after
• 53:04
  that. A lot of people were, you know, kind of
• 53:06
  putting in the responses, you know, the little
• 53:08
  cap emoji. They were saying that you were capping.
• 53:10
  No. Were you capping? This 100 % happened. This
• 53:13
  100%. Why would it not happen? NBA players are
• 53:16
  sluts. I don't lie about anything. Cool. Stephen
• 53:26
  Colbert's final episode got 7 million viewers.
• 53:29
  I am not trying to take away from that. But that
• 53:33
  was because it was the last show. And this last
• 53:34
  year, the ratings were up because it was his
• 53:36
  last year. None of his previous years, he had
• 53:38
  good ratings. So all the annoying liberal fans
• 53:41
  of Stephen Colbert are all like, look. Say he
• 53:46
  had high ratings. Not in his first 10 years,
• 53:49
  just the last year. Cash Patel held a pageant
• 53:53
  competition to be an FBI agent. Listen, not only
• 53:58
  do you have to deal with the responsibility of
• 54:00
  being an FBI agent, you got to deal with the
• 54:01
  fact that you're not going to get a hold of me
• 54:03
  and I'm a terrible boss and a bad person. And
• 54:07
  we'll probably try to bang your wife. You know
• 54:10
  that guy, Baby Alien? He's very strange. He's
• 54:13
  one of those streamers and he looks like a baby
• 54:15
  alien. He also shot a firearm towards an alligator.
• 54:19
  And the same judge that pretty much put a clavicular
• 54:23
  on probation, the same judge everyone was calling
• 54:25
  handsome, he let baby alien get away with it
• 54:29
  too. You know, this judge is trying to get famous.
• 54:32
  He's like, well, if I let these weirdos, if I
• 54:35
  let these mutants in the streaming world get
• 54:38
  away with crimes, people will talk about me.
• 54:39
  And that's exactly what's happening. There's
• 54:43
  more rumors of Alex Earl and Tom Brady's relationship.
• 54:46
  I didn't know Tom Brady liked prostitutes. I'm
• 54:50
  kidding. Possibly. Ad Sharon waved goodbye to
• 54:57
  a record label that was run by a netball baby.
• 54:59
  Was it The Joe Show? Was that what that was?
• 55:05
  That was a little bit of the headline. Here's
• 55:08
  something that's interesting. I have never heard
• 55:10
  of this person. which is a sign that I'm getting
• 55:12
  older, you know. I Love Macanon says the rap
• 55:17
  industry turned him into a P asterisk asterisk
• 55:21
  K. Man, this freaking algorithm of everybody
• 55:25
  having to use asterisks. What does that even
• 55:28
  mean? A punk? Rap music industry. You saw how
• 55:31
  punkish it was. Punk! I'm not even playing the
• 55:35
  video. We're editing out the word punk. Punk.
• 55:42
  The word punk. Weird, man. Weird. Here's another
• 55:50
  video that a woman made in her car about getting
• 55:56
  dumped in the middle of a date. This man ditched
• 55:59
  me on a first date. Hell yeah, he did. I'm sure
• 56:03
  you've never done it yourself to a man. So we're
• 56:06
  out at dinner. Everything's fine. Food's mid,
• 56:08
  but like what? It was not fine. And you're just
• 56:11
  already with the attitude of the food being mid,
• 56:14
  bros. Mid. I bet you were such a delight during
• 56:19
  the day. You were a real angel. I'm carrying
• 56:23
  the conversation. I'm being charming. I'm doing
• 56:25
  my part. I don't think you have the ability to
• 56:27
  be charming because you're not very charming
• 56:29
  right now. And this is just you in street clothes.
• 56:33
  Halfway through, he's like, I'm going to run
• 56:34
  to the bathroom real quick. I had that happen
• 56:36
  once. I'll tell the story. I'll set a clip. Like,
• 56:39
  yeah, okay, whatever. Five minutes goes by, then
• 56:42
  10 minutes. And I'm starting to be like, what's
• 56:46
  going on? I wonder if he paid for the date. Then
• 56:49
  15 minutes. Yeah, you know, once you get past
• 56:52
  the 11, 12 minute part, you're like, oh, I got
• 56:54
  ditched. The waiter comes by and is like, hey,
• 56:59
  is everything okay? So I'm like, I think I've
• 57:02
  been abandoned. And I checked my phone. This
• 57:04
  man had blocked me. Mid -dinner. What a dish
• 57:10
  bag. Mid -meal, mid -bite, I was blocked. But
• 57:14
  this is how it feels when women do it to men.
• 57:17
  This is exactly how it feels. This man had blocked
• 57:22
  me. Mid -dinner, mid -meal, mid -bite, I was
• 57:25
  blocked. So now I'm sitting there alone with
• 57:29
  my half -heaten entree. Did he at least pay the
• 57:31
  bill? Anyway, if you're seeing this, I hope the
• 57:34
  bathroom was worth it. No! Did he pay the bill?
• 57:38
  Did he leave you with it? Because you left your
• 57:40
  dignity at the table. Oh, that's gangsta. Man,
• 57:47
  she seems like a real delight, doesn't she? Mm
• 57:49
  -hmm. Kaisa not! realizes nine to five jobs are
• 57:54
  hard after working one in a recent video in a
• 57:56
  kitchen. What do you need help with? There he
• 58:02
  is, hiding under the table. I love when celebrities,
• 58:07
  remember that show, Undercover Boss, which is
• 58:08
  like, wow, this is a lot of work. We sit in our
• 58:11
  offices. All right, there's a video already of
• 58:17
  them. So yesterday I did a shorter show. I just
• 58:21
  did happy one allotted smudge. So I had like
• 58:25
  25 different things to talk about that I've been
• 58:28
  talking about today. I had it written down. Believe
• 58:30
  it or not, I just prepped it as madness. And
• 58:32
  one of them was the video of Elon Musk's annoying
• 58:36
  cloud chasing ax named Ashley talking to Hasan
• 58:40
  Piker about that text message. Man, that is pathetic.
• 58:44
  Like that's when you peaked. It's always the
• 58:50
  ones that are named Ashley. They're fine and
• 58:54
  bad. They bring dracus. And then they try to
• 58:59
  ruin you publicly. So I learned on a date for
• 59:02
  the first time in a long time since I was traumatized.
• 59:07
  Now. Man, what woman isn't traumatized? I'm traumatized,
• 59:11
  but I don't let it define me. I just bitch about
• 59:14
  it on my podcast. I'm done with dating, and I
• 59:18
  think I'm just going to live by myself because
• 59:20
  here's the story. Well, it's easier. You can
• 59:23
  fart whenever. We set up through some people,
• 59:25
  whatever. I'm too hungover. There's a four -minute
• 59:29
  video. Blah, blah, blah. Says the guy that posts
• 59:33
  four -minute videos on my show. Mia Malkova is
• 59:37
  really good. She's really good at porn. She is
• 59:42
  masterful. She got her feel lonely and is needed
• 59:46
  a good 25 minute porn on her. She's the one.
• 59:51
  Oh, isn't she ever. So here she is saying she
• 59:56
  sympathizes with people who are rejected by their
• 1:00:01
  families for being in porn. And you know what
• 1:00:03
  I love? Again, in the algorithm, this is the
• 1:00:05
  movie Idiocracy Come to Life with terrible grammar.
• 1:00:08
  They didn't want to say adult entertainment,
• 1:00:10
  so they spelled AD6, the number six LT. Really?
• 1:00:15
  How do you think you got on this planet? Your
• 1:00:18
  parents banged. Unless you were created in a
• 1:00:23
  laboratory through sperm donations, and that's
• 1:00:26
  a little different. Here's Mia Malkova. And then,
• 1:00:29
  you know, like doing something sexual with someone
• 1:00:31
  I've never met before. That was the whole aspect
• 1:00:33
  of it. Yeah, you know, you just can't deny someone.
• 1:00:37
  I was like, I really enjoy this. You know, this
• 1:00:39
  is fun. Gosh, it's so hot. It's exciting. Is
• 1:00:43
  this my horniest show ever, do you think? So
• 1:00:45
  you weren't like scared? No. It felt right for
• 1:00:48
  you? It felt right, yeah. I was all for it. Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Yeah. That's really great. That's, wow. I have
• 1:00:56
  to know what podcast this is. It's just like,
• 1:00:59
  okay. To people out there that know the radio
• 1:01:05
  host named Delilah out in Seattle. She's on in
• 1:01:09
  like 150 cities. Everybody thinks that she's
• 1:01:13
  in their city, but she does a show out of Seattle.
• 1:01:15
  Forget her. You know Delilah. Delilah! Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  So the person interviewing Mia Malkova looks
• 1:01:23
  like a frumpy, unattractive version. It's like
• 1:01:26
  if Delilah was doing a murder podcast. She's
• 1:01:31
  got like the murder podcast glasses. Just that
• 1:01:33
  nerdy look. And you said your family is pretty
• 1:01:35
  supportive of your career, right? Yeah, very,
• 1:01:37
  very supportive. Very open -minded. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Family. That's great. I wonder if any of them
• 1:01:44
  have watched it. Immediate family. You know,
• 1:01:46
  outside of my immediate family, like my cousins,
• 1:01:49
  my aunts, my uncles. I don't really talk to my
• 1:01:50
  cousins. Who cares what they think of me? I wonder
• 1:01:52
  what... And to anybody in my family listening,
• 1:01:57
  this is not me talking smack, but I've often
• 1:01:59
  wondered what is sad about me. Cause I, I hadn't
• 1:02:02
  gone from the Midwest for about 12 years and
• 1:02:04
  I visited 2015, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2023, 2024,
• 1:02:13
  2025. In 2026, that took way too long. Probably
• 1:02:25
  because of COVID. Well, that made no sense. I
• 1:02:29
  didn't take too long because of COVID. I'm saying
• 1:02:30
  the other years I didn't go is probably because
• 1:02:32
  of COVID. But I've literally been there eight
• 1:02:34
  out of the 11 years. But I'm not there usually
• 1:02:38
  for Christmas. It's usually like in August. Because
• 1:02:43
  I don't like being around the cold weather. Even
• 1:02:44
  though I'm going this December to see my cousin
• 1:02:46
  graduate college, which makes me feel old. And
• 1:02:49
  I'm often wondering what is sad about, I'm kidding,
• 1:02:52
  but what is sad about me around a dick? Oh yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Ryan's in radio. And I think about this, not
• 1:02:59
  even just like my, I don't want my family to
• 1:03:01
  think I'm making fun of them. I think about this
• 1:03:02
  with everybody. It's like, what is sad about
• 1:03:05
  me at my counter's house when someone, oh yeah,
• 1:03:09
  he can't do it without me. He needs me. Even
• 1:03:14
  though I told him he could go to another radio
• 1:03:15
  station if he got a better opportunity and I
• 1:03:17
  had his back, but he needs me. Or if it's like
• 1:03:22
  Rover's house. He's got those 70 downloads. Yes,
• 1:03:31
  doozy. Are you ready for the shizzy for the 15th
• 1:03:37
  time this morning? Oh, they don't agree with
• 1:03:39
  it. Yeah, well, you can't win them all. Yeah,
• 1:03:41
  who cares? It's a terrible podcast. I'll do the
• 1:03:45
  talking here. This is another really good porn
• 1:03:49
  star. She's top notch. Violet Myers reveals that
• 1:03:54
  she doesn't think she can date another man in
• 1:03:56
  porn. Guys, I think we're going to be together.
• 1:03:59
  Would you date a performer? I did date one. Oh,
• 1:04:02
  my God. She's on Plug Talk with Adam 22 and that
• 1:04:04
  hot piece of ass Lena Plug. I have no respect
• 1:04:09
  for Lena the Plug being married to him. He's
• 1:04:12
  a creep. And you and Navel has passed. Would
• 1:04:16
  you do it again? No. No. Definitely not. Why?
• 1:04:19
  Because I work too much. Like, I can decide if
• 1:04:22
  I want to work with either girls or... I'll be
• 1:04:26
  honest. I've hung around a lot of porn stars
• 1:04:28
  being in a radio. Never gotten laid with one.
• 1:04:31
  I've hung around them. I mean, I've got them
• 1:04:33
  labeled with my right hand watching their videos.
• 1:04:35
  But what I've said to you, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:04:37
  boys and girls, this is a family show. I'm out
• 1:04:39
  of control. What I'm telling you is a lot of
• 1:04:42
  times you kind of forget that. People have said
• 1:04:44
  this. I've said this to people who look at me
• 1:04:45
  weird, which they always do. I have said that
• 1:04:48
  a lot of times when you're talking to a girl,
• 1:04:51
  you start to realize that they're human. Like
• 1:04:55
  that beautiful punch that her OnlyFans girl,
• 1:04:59
  she poops in the morning. Mm -hmm. She's going
• 1:05:04
  to die someday. She has her own insecurities
• 1:05:07
  and wonders of what's going on in the world.
• 1:05:10
  Just because she brings the ruckus on video doesn't
• 1:05:13
  mean that she doesn't have, you know, things
• 1:05:15
  she worries about. It really humanizes women
• 1:05:18
  when you're around them. Solo, but a guy has
• 1:05:22
  to work with a girl. God forbid he's, like, very
• 1:05:25
  popular and has a huge... He's not gonna... Oh,
• 1:05:27
  yeah! He would've f***ed me till he c***ed, you
• 1:05:30
  know? He's gonna... Wow, she's just less classy
• 1:05:32
  than me and Elko. She's just... Only f***ed me
• 1:05:37
  till I c***ed him. Like, the best part of s***
• 1:05:39
  is seeing the c***, so... I came in... Actually,
• 1:05:43
  I gotta hear a word of it. That's why I couldn't
• 1:05:46
  make it work. And plus, they're just man -ho***s.
• 1:05:48
  But you don't think what? That you could have...
• 1:05:51
  A level of trust that would enable you to do
• 1:05:54
  it. Because like with Lana, for instance, for
• 1:05:57
  sure it was weird, you know, first few years
• 1:06:00
  or whatever. There was definitely times where
• 1:06:02
  I got a little. God, he has such rapey vibes.
• 1:06:04
  Because he's probably one. Odd. Just, you know,
• 1:06:08
  little things. But at this point, I mean. It's
• 1:06:11
  just work. She's asked me. It's a terrible podcast.
• 1:06:14
  It is so unfortunate. One time I was watching
• 1:06:17
  a Lana plug video. And I did not realize that
• 1:06:21
  that was Adam 22 having sex with her. And I felt
• 1:06:23
  so embarrassed that I, well, you know, climaxed
• 1:06:25
  to a video by that scumbag. It made me really
• 1:06:27
  ill. That or when I found out that August Ames
• 1:06:31
  killed herself after watching whatever. Man,
• 1:06:34
  no. God damn it. I can't watch Cagney Lynn Carter
• 1:06:38
  anymore. Because it's weird. They're dead. But
• 1:06:42
  that editing in that podcast. So I was like.
• 1:06:49
  And then he was like, and then what happened
• 1:06:54
  next? And then I was like, on top of the, yeah,
• 1:06:58
  and he was, the town's terrible. What's wrong
• 1:07:01
  with the algorithm? Here is something that men
• 1:07:05
  really go through because we covet women. And
• 1:07:09
  I have been, you know, a victim of this. It takes
• 1:07:13
  a lot out of me to admit that I do this a lot.
• 1:07:15
  I try not to. Because most alpha men that they're
• 1:07:20
  dating experts will always act like, oh, I don't
• 1:07:24
  fall in love or get attached to one of the girls
• 1:07:26
  I'm hooking up with. They always try to act like,
• 1:07:28
  oh, no, I'm the man. I'm so detached. It's all
• 1:07:32
  fake. There's a guy named John Anthony who's
• 1:07:35
  an online dating expert. And he does like Zoom
• 1:07:37
  calls. And in his bio, it says slept with 3 ,000
• 1:07:39
  women. Yeah, something happened in that childhood.
• 1:07:44
  But there is this thing called one -itis. And
• 1:07:48
  it's where you put in all your eggs in one basket
• 1:07:51
  and your phone and love. And you're going, I
• 1:07:54
  could see me living with them, being with them
• 1:07:56
  the rest of my life while they're plowing other
• 1:07:59
  dudes. So here's a woman talking about one -itis.
• 1:08:04
  What's the third bucket? The guy who, that's
• 1:08:08
  the guy? Yeah. One to five percent? Yeah, that's
• 1:08:11
  the ones of five percent that, you know, the
• 1:08:12
  top tier A -list. That's the guy that she's like...
• 1:08:16
  You know, we talk about how guys get one -itis
• 1:08:19
  for girls. They get laser locked in on a girl,
• 1:08:21
  and they just go, that one. I'm not interested
• 1:08:22
  in any others. I just want that one. And, you
• 1:08:25
  know, we talk about how, like, guys need to get
• 1:08:27
  away from that. If you want to have any shot
• 1:08:29
  with women, that will not work with them. That's,
• 1:08:31
  like, that's woman repellent. Like, that is one
• 1:08:34
  of the most. There is nothing worse than when
• 1:08:37
  you start to repel a woman. You're like, I'm
• 1:08:40
  just going to back off for a moment. You never
• 1:08:46
  want to repel a woman. Oh my fucking God. No
• 1:08:52
  way. Wow, this makes me feel old. This is for
• 1:08:57
  people that are in Tampa. They'll only get this.
• 1:08:59
  So I'll be honest. While I've been talking, I'm
• 1:09:01
  also looking at Facebook. Happy birthday to Ask
• 1:09:04
  the Dom, Dominic Firiello. One of my favorite
• 1:09:08
  people ever in radio. But he's 50 years old.
• 1:09:12
  He just turned 40. What the fuck? Are you serious?
• 1:09:19
  Man, time's flying. I love you, Dom. You're the
• 1:09:22
  best. You got me a lawyer one time. But I'm telling
• 1:09:26
  you, dude. My man does not look 50. Wow. Wow.
• 1:09:35
  Mm -hmm. Let me see here. Clavicular asked this
• 1:09:42
  random girl on a date. How are you, miss? Nice
• 1:09:45
  to meet you. How's your night going? While he's
• 1:09:47
  with another woman. Hi. Oh, my God. What? You're
• 1:09:50
  so gorgeous. Thank you so much. Yeah. Clavicular's
• 1:09:55
  starting to kind of get past his prime. When
• 1:09:57
  he was first out and kind of likable in a dorky
• 1:09:59
  way, it was cool. But now that he's trying to
• 1:10:03
  be like this woman, he's trying to be like a
• 1:10:04
  Gen Z Andrew Tate. How do you take walks to walk?
• 1:10:08
  He's literally a terrible person, but gives out
• 1:10:10
  some good advice, even though it's all recycled.
• 1:10:12
  But what is it recycled? Clavicular. He's just
• 1:10:16
  an idiot. Oh, yeah. Here's another video from
• 1:10:19
  the Violet Myers interview on Plug Talk. She
• 1:10:23
  says she still gets nervous about four scenes.
• 1:10:26
  I feel like because I've been a performer for
• 1:10:29
  so long that I feel like I've done it all. Oh,
• 1:10:32
  yeah. Literally. There's not one thing you haven't
• 1:10:35
  done. To where now I just want to... You don't
• 1:10:38
  get nervous? There's nothing to be nervous about?
• 1:10:40
  Now I just want to do a missionary and a little,
• 1:10:42
  you know, just laying there. Being on set? When
• 1:10:46
  you're performing yourself? I definitely get
• 1:10:47
  nervous still. What makes you nervous still after
• 1:10:49
  all these years? I think it's just, you know,
• 1:10:51
  because it is s***. And especially if you're
• 1:10:53
  working with someone new. It can be, you know,
• 1:10:55
  you don't know how the chemistry is going to
• 1:10:57
  go. But it's just more of like an adrenaline
• 1:10:59
  rush, more than just the nervousness itself.
• 1:11:02
  What's the worst chemistry you've ever had with
• 1:11:05
  a guy that you shot a s*** with? You don't need
• 1:11:06
  to say their name, but... God, he makes it so
• 1:11:09
  uncomfortable. Probably because he probably flew
• 1:11:13
  to Canada to see a 16 -year -old girl he tried
• 1:11:15
  to bang, allegedly. Ah, that Adam 22. That Adam
• 1:11:20
  Grandmason. Drake's three albums are number one.
• 1:11:27
  I like the music. I know it's very easy to hate
• 1:11:31
  on Drake, but the new music's very good. Deshae
• 1:11:36
  Frost reveals his dad cheated on his mom with
• 1:11:39
  her cousin. You end up, because I have an older
• 1:11:41
  brother on my dad's side, not my mom's side,
• 1:11:43
  so he ended up, like he cheated on you and had
• 1:11:46
  another big mama? Yeah. Oh my God. Wait, okay,
• 1:11:51
  so... Can you imagine you're making your mom
• 1:11:53
  traumatized for clout? You're a loser! How did
• 1:11:57
  that end up happening? With, like, having, like...
• 1:12:00
  How did that happen? Like, having another baby
• 1:12:02
  mama, trying to explain to my mom. Got it. What
• 1:12:04
  the hell happened? How did that even... Y 'all
• 1:12:07
  went to this... She was my cousin. She was your
• 1:12:09
  cousin? She's my cousin. That's your cousin?
• 1:12:12
  Yeah. Oh, wow, what a terrible son. I didn't
• 1:12:14
  want to bitch slap him afterwards. You douche!
• 1:12:18
  Mm -hmm. Let's see how good this audio is because
• 1:12:22
  it's so funny how much money Clavicular has.
• 1:12:26
  And his equipment sucks when it comes to audio.
• 1:12:29
  When it comes to video and being all handsome
• 1:12:32
  on camera, that's quite easy for him. But here
• 1:12:35
  he is talking to his mom about letting his little
• 1:12:40
  sister go to parties. But then she immediately
• 1:12:45
  changed the subject and began asking for money.
• 1:12:48
  Mom, why is she going to a party? How? Riley,
• 1:12:52
  she's 15 years old. She's out of game. I kind
• 1:12:59
  of respect if he's doing this because he's trying
• 1:13:01
  to protect his little sister. I get it. No, she's
• 1:13:04
  going to a party after. She's only 20. It's crazy.
• 1:13:08
  It's a pool party at somebody's house. A pool
• 1:13:11
  party at someone's house? That's the worst thing
• 1:13:13
  I can think of. He's making sure that she doesn't
• 1:13:16
  act like his girlfriend. Girlfriends do. Hey,
• 1:13:22
  wasn't that riveting? I bet your life's better
• 1:13:25
  off knowing that. Oh, it is? 856 -49 -HOPI. That's
• 1:13:30
  856 -494 -6773. Do you think couples who separate
• 1:13:37
  for a while in marriage and later come back can
• 1:13:40
  build an even better relationship? I went back
• 1:13:42
  to my marriage. Because you have no self -worth.
• 1:13:48
  They're an ex for a reason. You can miss them.
• 1:13:52
  And miss the idea of what you thought they were.
• 1:13:55
  But you never go back to an ex, you dummy. After
• 1:13:59
  we had separated for six months, I moved back
• 1:14:02
  in. Did my best to lean all the way in. Lean
• 1:14:07
  on me. And what had happened was. Lean on me.
• 1:14:10
  Or ride me. As he had moved on. I moved out of
• 1:14:14
  the house first. and then he had moved on and
• 1:14:16
  that feeling of jealousy of somebody else is
• 1:14:20
  taking my husband and my family became so overwhelming
• 1:14:26
  that I'm getting bored. Here's a woman doing
• 1:14:33
  another car video. Man, that is the big trend.
• 1:14:39
  It's talking about men in the front seat of your
• 1:14:41
  car. Riveting stuff. She discusses why men don't
• 1:14:48
  approach women anymore. Since I've gotten a lot
• 1:14:49
  of engagement across my videos around why men
• 1:14:52
  are not approaching women and the ways that I've
• 1:14:54
  been exploring this topic, a friend of mine actually
• 1:14:56
  sent me a video. It was like 25 minutes where
• 1:14:58
  this narrator. Like all videos that women watch.
• 1:15:02
  They have a better attention span. Was talking
• 1:15:03
  about like 11 different reasons as to why men
• 1:15:06
  will not approach anymore. To summarize, they
• 1:15:08
  kind of boil down to the fear of being called
• 1:15:10
  creepy, how rejection is something that happens
• 1:15:12
  in public, not in private. Can also risk, you
• 1:15:15
  know, a man's reputation because women can sometimes
• 1:15:17
  twist a story or make men out to look like the
• 1:15:21
  bad guy when they were just trying to put themselves
• 1:15:22
  out there. The video also talks about how technology
• 1:15:27
  has like stifled us socially and we've lost the
• 1:15:30
  skill set to approach in public another one was
• 1:15:33
  about how there's now mixed messages around what's
• 1:15:35
  appropriate depending on the yes what's annoying
• 1:15:38
  it's a lot of these 22 year olds they claim they
• 1:15:42
  don't want to be approached i don't like when
• 1:15:44
  a man approaches me but then they're like why
• 1:15:46
  am i single and only on dating apps because you're
• 1:15:48
  not letting men approach you subjective perspective
• 1:15:52
  of whether or not someone's attractive which
• 1:15:54
  i've definitely seen a lot of comments on this
• 1:15:57
  app about like oh well it's not creepy if i'm
• 1:16:00
  you know, an attractive person, but it's creepy
• 1:16:02
  if I'm not considered attractive. Also, another
• 1:16:05
  big one was around how cultural narratives have
• 1:16:07
  now shifted, like women expecting men to approach,
• 1:16:11
  but then at the same time being very standoffish
• 1:16:13
  and not like showing that they want to be approached.
• 1:16:17
  So it's giving men mixed messages, like all of
• 1:16:21
  these reasons that I'm summarizing very quickly
• 1:16:23
  here, but literally all of them. honestly makes
• 1:16:26
  sense and it makes me really sad because i do
• 1:16:29
  think that to a degree women do play a part in
• 1:16:32
  confusing men like i'm here on this app being
• 1:16:34
  like approach in public approach at the gym we
• 1:16:37
  want you to do all these things but then men
• 1:16:39
  are hearing my videos and they're like what are
• 1:16:42
  you talking about like women don't want that
• 1:16:44
  women have explicitly told us we don't want that
• 1:16:46
  and i'm sure all right there you go that was
• 1:16:48
  a lot Here is a sign if you married the wrong
• 1:16:53
  man. You married the wrong man, and you're probably
• 1:16:55
  only realizing it now, three years later. Lying
• 1:16:59
  awake at 2 a .m., staring at - Sort of like James
• 1:17:01
  Fishman's wife in two days. The ceiling, literally
• 1:17:04
  laying next to him, feeling more alone than you
• 1:17:06
  ever did by yourself. Bear with me, because this
• 1:17:10
  is the part that's probably eating you alive.
• 1:17:11
  You can't stop thinking about your ex. The one
• 1:17:14
  who pinned you up against the wall. Oh, yeah!
• 1:17:17
  You banged him up! Grabbed you by the hair and
• 1:17:20
  made your entire body shake with... You know
• 1:17:23
  what's the best? You know what's... Girls out
• 1:17:26
  there, if you're listening. You know what really
• 1:17:29
  turns on a man? Mm -hmm. You know what really
• 1:17:33
  gets our rocks on? Mm -hmm. You know what really,
• 1:17:37
  ah, you get what I'm saying. Yes, oral sex is
• 1:17:42
  correct. Yes. When you use your head properly
• 1:17:46
  and nicely, it's nice. No one's hating on it.
• 1:17:51
  But you know what men really like? And the first
• 1:17:54
  time it was done to me, oh, it was the hottest
• 1:17:57
  thing ever, is when a woman sucks on your ears.
• 1:18:00
  Oh my God, your earlobe, ah! It's so good. Crazy.
• 1:18:06
  desire before he even touched you yeah you still
• 1:18:10
  remember that and now you're lying next to a
• 1:18:12
  man who makes you feel nothing you've become
• 1:18:14
  his mother managing his emotions his schedule
• 1:18:17
  and his life carrying everything on your own
• 1:18:19
  while you're slowly dying inside that's how i
• 1:18:22
  feel listening to you talk oh yeah i think it's
• 1:18:28
  time ladies and gentlemen our boys and girls
• 1:18:31
  of the gallery The people that have been listening
• 1:18:33
  to me for the last 78 minutes, 78 downloads.
• 1:18:37
  I think it's time. You can tell I'm losing my
• 1:18:40
  voice a little bit. I'm going to have to drink
• 1:18:41
  water later. And some green tea. It's time for
• 1:18:46
  a Kardashian news. Cause I got nothing else to
• 1:18:49
  do. No, I got like a, you know, go for a summer.
• 1:18:52
  I can go to their house. I got nothing to do
• 1:18:54
  today. That's getting some action later. Unless
• 1:18:59
  I end up getting action. YAH YAH Turn it up,
• 1:19:04
  it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian news, we defect
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  the clime. No filters, no fluff, raw truth and
• 1:19:10
  wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his
• 1:19:12
  mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin' in the
• 1:19:15
  plush. Built an empire off nothin' but the hush.
• 1:19:19
  Reality's a script, ain't no realness in the
• 1:19:20
  cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin' what's
• 1:19:23
  corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal demolition.
• 1:19:26
  Exposin' fake lives, media's worse addiction.
• 1:19:29
  Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on snooze.
• 1:19:31
  Clickbait queens, welcome back. It's the Kardashian
• 1:19:33
  News, the Kardashian News Where the truth gets
• 1:19:36
  head, I be breaking down the hype, y 'all beware
• 1:19:39
  Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama,
• 1:19:41
  they choose No talent required, it's Kardashian
• 1:19:44
  News Get scared, Hoppy breakin' down the hype,
• 1:19:49
  y 'all beware Fake lives, fake drama, they choose
• 1:19:52
  No talent required, it's Kardashian news Diamond
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  -studded lies sellin' dreams to the broke Gold
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  -plated nothin', society inside joke Hoppy ain't
• 1:20:02
  scared, man, he roastin' em raw Nepo babies flexin'
• 1:20:05
  like they rewrote the law Surgical precision,
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  every word's a slice Hypocrisy exposed under
• 1:20:10
  studio lights Instagram filters, they mask the
• 1:20:14
  truth Hoppy's here to school em, welcome to the
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  booth. Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no leash,
• 1:20:19
  no chain. Speaking what he feels, never playing
• 1:20:21
  the game. No Kardashian can spin his name. On
• 1:20:25
  this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian moves.
• 1:20:29
  Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy break it down.
• 1:20:31
  I think I'll be weird. Fake smiles, fake lies.
• 1:20:33
  Fake lies, fake drama. They show me no talent
• 1:20:36
  required. It's Kardashian moves. Kardashian moves.
• 1:20:40
  It's Hoppy hour time. Hoppy speaks what's on
• 1:20:43
  his mouth. I'm telling it Oh yeah! I'll be honest,
• 1:20:54
  I played that song because I needed a breather
• 1:20:56
  to talk. I've been talking for 70 minutes in
• 1:20:58
  a row. 70 downloads! 8 -5 -6 4 -9 -I -B 8 -5
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  -6 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 You can tweet at me at
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  RyanIBRadio You can always email me, Ryan of
• 1:21:15
  your radio, at gmail .com. Here is Kourtney Kardashian
• 1:21:25
  giving a divisive response to her three -year
• 1:21:29
  -old son, destroying her BFF Malik's son's kindergarten
• 1:21:33
  graduation party. He's graduated from kindergarten,
• 1:21:37
  and of course, we make a big deal out of it.
• 1:21:40
  Yeah, why not? Let's make our kids more spoiled.
• 1:21:43
  Malika threw a graduation. Oh my gosh. And Tatum
• 1:21:47
  is, Tatum is so funny. If he doesn't want to
• 1:21:51
  do something, he's such a Leo. He's like, I'm
• 1:21:53
  not doing that. So. Oh my God. If you're basing
• 1:21:57
  your kid's behavior off of your horoscope sign
• 1:21:59
  and not the parenting, that's a problem. I kind
• 1:22:02
  of believe in astrology, but come on. Earlier
• 1:22:07
  in the day, I was like, we're going to go to
• 1:22:10
  Ace's graduation lunch. He's like, I don't want
• 1:22:12
  to go. I was like, you know, he's three. He's
• 1:22:15
  fine. He's going to go. Sounds like a brat. And
• 1:22:17
  so me, him, Dream, True Chicago, and Song, we
• 1:22:23
  all went to this graduation lunch. And Tatum
• 1:22:26
  comes in. And he was like, I don't want to be
• 1:22:29
  here. And it was this private patio that Malika
• 1:22:31
  rented out. And you have to like walk like four
• 1:22:34
  steps down these stairs. And I said, well, Tatum,
• 1:22:38
  just come inside. And like, there was coloring
• 1:22:40
  books and all this stuff. I was like, you're
• 1:22:42
  going to have fun. He's like, he's looking down
• 1:22:44
  these stairs. He goes, she's saying it so proudly
• 1:22:47
  too. Okay. I'm going to make such a big mess.
• 1:22:52
  And I'm like, oh my gosh. She's like saying,
• 1:22:54
  you're like. Sounds like they have parenting
• 1:22:57
  down. Clavicular's in trouble. The drunkest that
• 1:23:03
  I have ever been in my entire fucking life was
• 1:23:06
  at and because of Baccarat in Miami. I get there.
• 1:23:10
  I've had one drink at a previous club. I get
• 1:23:13
  there and have two more. If you've ever been
• 1:23:15
  there, you know how fucking strong they make
• 1:23:17
  those drinks. There's no juice in them. It's
• 1:23:20
  just alcohol for coloring. Anyways, I have two
• 1:23:24
  of them. And within 30 minutes, I have locked
• 1:23:27
  myself in the fucking bathroom, hiding myself
• 1:23:29
  from the world, like trying to get myself to
• 1:23:31
  throw up just so I can sober up. Oh, man, it
• 1:23:34
  sounds fun. Good on Clavicular. Here he is as
• 1:23:38
  well. But you guys have to realize what I tweeted
• 1:23:42
  out used to happen to me and my sister literally
• 1:23:46
  all the time. Literally all the time. He is so
• 1:23:50
  sociopathic. It's time for a new segment called
• 1:23:52
  Spencer Pratt is a douchebag. You rollin' loud
• 1:24:12
  Too much shine, too much mouth Smirk on cue Like
• 1:24:17
  the room holds you now I see the pose I see the
• 1:24:21
  grin, I see the show You want a crown But the
• 1:24:25
  whole floor said no Hands up, get back Feel that
• 1:24:29
  pressure crack Say it, say it back You keep comin'
• 1:24:33
  off like that Spencer Pratt Spencer Pratt You're
• 1:24:38
  so extra, that's a fact Spencer Pratt Spencer
• 1:24:43
  Pratt Got that big talk, don't miss a match But
• 1:25:09
  it can't cover that look, every little flex Feels
• 1:25:13
  rehearsed like a book you laughed too hard Like
• 1:25:17
  you're selling every line, I don't need much
• 1:25:20
  Just one beat in your mind Hands up and back,
• 1:25:24
  feel that pressure crack Say it, say it back,
• 1:25:28
  you keep coming off like that Spend some crack,
• 1:25:31
  spend some crack You're so extra, that's a fact
• 1:25:36
  Spend some crack There you go. Here it is. Talking
• 1:26:20
  to Billy Bush about. Kelsey Handler. Kelsey Handler,
• 1:26:23
  she's not a fan, said we should have learned
• 1:26:27
  by now that putting a straight white male in
• 1:26:30
  office is a problem. How dumb. What a hag she
• 1:26:34
  is. She's like a liberal Megyn Kelly. Is that
• 1:26:37
  if someone said the same thing about a woman
• 1:26:40
  or a gay person or a person of color, it would
• 1:26:44
  be widely. Kelsey Handler used to be funny. Now
• 1:26:48
  she's kind of getting into like hag territory.
• 1:26:51
  Shut up. Condemned. Like, we don't need another
• 1:26:54
  straight guy. Yeah, I used to get into disagreements
• 1:27:01
  with people about it, but there is definitely
• 1:27:03
  something called being heterophobic. I do believe
• 1:27:09
  that everybody should have equal rights, but
• 1:27:12
  just because men have had it easy, white men,
• 1:27:15
  does not mean that we don't have it hard. Who
• 1:27:22
  are you connecting with on that? This unbelievable.
• 1:27:24
  Also, I am married to one of the global pop gay
• 1:27:28
  icons. So, you know. Hell yeah, we all love Heidi
• 1:27:32
  Montag. We want to tag along with her. I'm pretty,
• 1:27:36
  you know, I got, the gays are with me. I have
• 1:27:39
  the entire gay vote. Hopefully. God, he's the
• 1:27:44
  freaking worst. Here is Wheezy. No, not a little
• 1:27:47
  Wheezy. Wheezy from the Decisions podcast talking
• 1:27:50
  about ugly men. But here's the truth. I was dating
• 1:27:54
  a series of very attractive men, very sought
• 1:27:56
  after men. And so I really did think when this
• 1:28:00
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• 1:28:03
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• 1:28:07
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• 1:28:24
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:28:27
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 1:28:32
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• 1:28:38
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:28:40
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  Money, money, money. Your dreads in this pit,
• 1:29:23
  get the snap in your fingers, get the move in
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  your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap, yeah,
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• 1:29:31
  snap, oh, that's that money snap I signed my
• 1:29:34
  deal, made a million, did the money snap Went
• 1:29:37
  to the car dealership and spent the hundred stacks
• 1:29:40
  Bought me a Benz and a spaceship Cadillac Put
• 1:29:43
  50 in my mouth so I can shine when I battle rap
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  You boys don't know me, I'm from the show me,
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  only 45 I made this one for the people who just
• 1:29:57
  don't dance Too busy drinkin' liquor, politickin'
• 1:30:00
  with they mans Or them chicks with them six -set
• 1:30:03
  heels on their feet So sexy in the club, two
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  -steppin' to the beat If you just got rich and
• 1:30:10
  you just came up Money snap where you at, like
• 1:30:13
  you gon' give a fuck Throw your head back down
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  and you'll see Yeah, that's that money snap Yeah,
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  that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money
• 1:30:26
  snap Yeah, that's that money snap Throw your
• 1:30:29
  head back, baby, check your threads in this bitch
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  Get the snap in your fingers, get the move in
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  your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap Yeah,
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  that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money
• 1:30:40
  snap Oh, that's that money snap My middle sister
• 1:30:43
  and my momma got that income tax check Everybody
• 1:30:46
  seen their ass, but I ain't seen them yet Man,
• 1:30:49
  I know where they at Money snappin', hold it
• 1:30:55
  back My little nigga went to the strip club for
• 1:30:58
  the very first time Seein' all them hoes, nigga,
• 1:31:01
  blew that lil' nigga mind Got a stack worth of
• 1:31:04
  one, threw him in the sky, made it rain Started
• 1:31:06
  money snappin', yellin' that he all in the game
• 1:31:09
  Man, I'm havin' this fame like a inner -city
• 1:31:12
  bet Got my whole clique with me and we drinkin'
• 1:31:16
  Moe wet Got two or three strippers tryin' to
• 1:31:19
  give me rough sex Money snappin', butt naked,
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  ooh, they If I ever go, I'll probably take somebody's
• 1:31:26
  life Cause I'm trying to money snap for the rest
• 1:31:29
  of my life If you can't live in trife and you
• 1:31:32
  just came up Money snap, where you at? Like you
• 1:31:36
  don't give a fuck Throw your head back, baby,
• 1:31:39
  show your grill in this bitch Get the snap in
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  your fingers, get the move in your wish Yeah,
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  that's that money snap, yeah, that's that money
• 1:31:46
  snap Ooh, that's that money snap, yeah, that's
• 1:31:49
  that money snap I'm on the clock and it's booming,
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  man, I'm face spinning cheese Got the hook up
• 1:32:09
  with Bobby and he gave me them keys Do that money
• 1:32:12
  snap, if you just hit a lick Do that money snap,
• 1:32:16
  if you got a bad bitch Who gon' give you her
• 1:32:19
  check? Man, you keep your pockets packed, sittin'
• 1:32:22
  in Baby, it's cool for that new bubble left In
• 1:32:25
  the club, you buy the ball In the hood, you a
• 1:32:28
  star Got you filthy on the cut, I like my weed
• 1:32:31
  in the dark Baby, girl, lookin' good in a new
• 1:32:34
  outfit Got her head back snappin', baby, ooh,
• 1:32:38
  that's it If your cell phone ringin', then you
• 1:32:41
  know it's about that paper Do that money snap,
• 1:32:43
  boy, while you shake off them haters Throw your
• 1:32:46
  head back, baby, show your grill in this pit
• 1:32:49
  Get the snap in your fingers, get the movie,
• 1:32:52
  yo Bitch, yeah, that's that money snap. Yeah,
• 1:32:54
  that's that money snap. Ooh, that's that money
• 1:32:57
  snap. Yeah, that's that money snap. Throw your
• 1:33:00
  head back, baby. Shake your dreads in this bitch.
• 1:33:03
  Get the snap in your fingers. Get them moving,
• 1:33:05
  yo. Bitch, yeah, that's that money snap. Yeah,
• 1:33:08
  that's that money snap. Ooh, that's that money
• 1:33:10
  snap. Oh, that's that money snap. Oh, yeah, the
• 1:33:15
  young bean. Mm, the money snap. It's funny. My
• 1:33:20
  voice is a lot better. I chugged a lot of water.
• 1:33:23
  I really projected my voice in the last 90 minutes.
• 1:33:25
  And I was in the break room and we have vending
• 1:33:27
  machines. And we have to put these drinks into
• 1:33:31
  these Yeti cups so that we don't spill in the
• 1:33:35
  studio, which is fine. So I go to the vending
• 1:33:39
  machine and guess what happened? It said there
• 1:33:43
  was a Coca -Cola. So I use my Apple Pay. It charges
• 1:33:49
  me a dollar, but there was no drink. It was like,
• 1:33:53
  refund, and there was no refund. So then I try
• 1:33:55
  it again with the Pepsi. So then I use the other
• 1:33:58
  machine, and I got a diamount and do. I'm like,
• 1:34:00
  whatever. I'll deal with it. It's not real sugar,
• 1:34:04
  but I'm still going to get energy. Welcome to
• 1:34:08
  Happy Hour. Welcome to Happy Hour. Something
• 1:34:20
  completely different. Door is closing. And now,
• 1:34:29
  something completely different. Happy Hour! Happy
• 1:35:00
  Hour! It's the most listened to radio show on
• 1:35:20
  the planet. And the other stations are tuned
• 1:35:22
  in too. Got to be careful with my voice. Okay.
• 1:35:43
  Shake the crowd. From the shot to the break.
• 1:35:45
  Pay up that sound. Hey, hey. Yeah. Say a brag.
• 1:35:49
  Brag. Hey, hey. Hobbies in the house. Hands up.
• 1:35:52
  Hands up. Wild in the crowd. Say, I'll be out.
• 1:35:55
  I'll be out. Say, turn it loud up. Turn it loud
• 1:35:59
  up. Hey, hey. Hobbies in the house. Hey. Talk
• 1:36:03
  that talk. We call them all out. From Chi -town
• 1:36:05
  blocks to the Tampa sun. If you're scared of
• 1:36:08
  the truth, better start to run. 6 -9, big mic,
• 1:36:12
  big talk. Midwest made, now he run the Gulf Coast
• 1:36:15
  wall Morning show, but the topic's grown Spilling
• 1:36:18
  tea on your favorite phones blown Yeah, he laughing
• 1:36:22
  in his deadline Rich and elite, y 'all out of
• 1:36:25
  your mind Red carpet rumors, messy in the sheets
• 1:36:28
  If they did dirt, he replay the receipts Woo!
• 1:36:48
  If you're scared of the truth, better start to
• 1:36:51
  run When the city roots, buddy, look at that
• 1:36:53
  show Tampa Bay Breeze, he want more, more, more
• 1:36:57
  Lines lit up, every state on blast National Wave
• 1:37:00
  got the dial on mad He love women, yeah, he say
• 1:37:04
  it bold Slurred on men, let the stories unfold
• 1:37:07
  Wrong conversation, never planned it safe If
• 1:37:10
  you fake on the date, he expose that face Hey,
• 1:37:13
  puppies in the house, puppies in the house, yeah
• 1:37:25
  Hoppies in the house, yeah From the stride to
• 1:37:27
  the bay, we ride Blue, blue soul, blue fit, can't
• 1:37:31
  hide Hey, hey, hoppies in the house Hands up,
• 1:37:36
  hands up, wild in the crowd Say, hoppy hour,
• 1:37:40
  hoppy hour Say, turn it loud, turn it louder
• 1:37:43
  Hey, hey, hoppies in the house Talk that talk,
• 1:37:47
  we call them all out From Chi -town blocks to
• 1:37:50
  the temple sun It's hoppy hour now, yeah, the
• 1:37:53
  show begun What a show this is. All right. Let's
• 1:38:10
  get to some celebrity news. All right. Next up,
• 1:38:18
  Spotify. If it seems like concert tickets are
• 1:38:20
  really getting harder and harder to get these
• 1:38:22
  days. Spotify is here to help. The music streamer
• 1:38:26
  announced yesterday they are starting... They'll
• 1:38:28
  help us, but they'll pay the artists 10 cents.
• 1:38:32
  It's a new program to get tickets into the hands
• 1:38:35
  of fans. Starting this summer, select artists
• 1:38:37
  will be able to use the platform to set aside
• 1:38:40
  two tickets for their listeners. I am. Get him!
• 1:38:44
  Happy Hot Topic! Pay the artists more, you moron!
• 1:38:51
  Shakira is opening up about - You can't say Shakira.
• 1:38:54
  Oh, this is going to make me lose my voice again,
• 1:38:55
  but Shakira, Shakira! That's how you got to do
• 1:38:58
  it. Her breakup from Gerard Piquet, the singer
• 1:39:01
  who shares... Man, can you imagine Liz and that
• 1:39:04
  hot piece of ass? ...kids 13 -year -old Milan
• 1:39:06
  and 11 -year -old Sasha with the retired professional
• 1:39:09
  soccer player, detailed the pair's 2022 split
• 1:39:13
  following 11 years together and how she feels
• 1:39:16
  about him now. During an interview with The Times
• 1:39:19
  published on May 22nd, Shakira said she was living
• 1:39:23
  through, quote, the darkest moment when I saw...
• 1:39:26
  It really is terrible when you have to break...
• 1:39:33
  At least I didn't have any kids involved. That's
• 1:39:35
  got to suck. All right, so there's that. Oh,
• 1:39:52
  man. It's going to be one of those headlines.
• 1:39:56
  AAA expects more than 45 million people to travel.
• 1:39:59
  Alright, there you go. Every year they do that
• 1:40:02
  type of headline. FLIR SHOMO reflects on her
• 1:40:07
  marriage to Beartooth's lead singer, Caleb Shomo.
• 1:40:11
  Just hours after Caleb came out as a proudly
• 1:40:13
  gay man in an Instagram statement, his wife of
• 1:40:17
  nearly 14 years shares her own emotional response.
• 1:40:20
  In a May 23rd Instagram post, FLIR admits the
• 1:40:23
  past few months have been disorienting and hurtful
• 1:40:26
  for both of them, but makes it clear she still
• 1:40:29
  has love for Caleb. Always want to love, protect,
• 1:40:33
  and support Caleb. I have cared more about his
• 1:40:36
  well -being over the years than anything else
• 1:40:39
  in the world. Yeah, I've had it. I mean, my exes
• 1:40:41
  were bisexual. But I've had it. We're like, you're
• 1:40:45
  glad you're living out their gay life. At the
• 1:40:48
  same time, Fleur doesn't hold back about her
• 1:40:51
  own heartbreak. Yeah, it's gotta suck. I'm thinking
• 1:40:54
  he sucks, too. Supporting someone you love through
• 1:40:57
  a life -changing revelation while also grieving
• 1:41:00
  the loss of your marriage has... It's been incredibly
• 1:41:03
  difficult to process. All right, there you go.
• 1:41:06
  It's time for Donald Trump is a douchebag. Yeah,
• 1:41:08
  yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Hoppy, y 'all. Ryan
• 1:41:11
  Hoppy. On it. St. Pete, stand up. Got it. Tell
• 1:41:16
  them how it is, bro. That's what I did. Donald
• 1:41:19
  Trump is a douchebag. Yeah, we said it. Loud
• 1:41:22
  mouth, small facts, big cap, let it echo. Donald
• 1:41:25
  Trump is a douchebag. Run the tape. Hoppy on
• 1:41:28
  the mic saying everything they want. Donald Trump
• 1:41:30
  is a douchebag. Facts, facts, six, nine, oh,
• 1:41:33
  ten, he still can't reach that low Donald Trump
• 1:41:35
  is a douchebag, turn it up, happy hour, every
• 1:41:38
  single word cut through Bright lights ain't Pete,
• 1:41:42
  he's living the dive Tall dude ducking door frames,
• 1:41:45
  crooked little smile Nationally they tune in,
• 1:41:47
  locally they vibe You roast any fake king, trying
• 1:41:50
  to call it a tribe You brag on your powers, he
• 1:41:52
  laughs at your hair You brag about winning, he's
• 1:41:55
  like, who cares? You selling them stories, he
• 1:41:58
  breaking them apart, he don't hold back He just
• 1:42:00
  ain't full of hope. Donald Trump is a douchebag.
• 1:42:02
  Yeah, we said it. Loud mouth, small facts, big
• 1:42:05
  cap, let it echo. Donald Trump is a douchebag.
• 1:42:07
  Run the tape. I be on the mic saying everything
• 1:42:10
  they want. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Facts,
• 1:42:13
  facts. Six, nine hosts and he still can't reach
• 1:42:16
  that low. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Turn it
• 1:42:18
  up. I be out with every single word. Say it loud,
• 1:42:45
  loud mouth, small facts, big cap, let it echo,
• 1:42:47
  Donald Trump is a douchebag. All right. Let's
• 1:43:07
  go. Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson are
• 1:43:11
  starting a new chapter. The oldest son of...
• 1:43:14
  President Donald Trump married the model in a
• 1:43:17
  private ceremony in the Bahamas on May 23rd.
• 1:43:20
  Yeah, like, it's weird. Like, Trump will go to
• 1:43:22
  any other event, but then he's like, I'm focusing
• 1:43:25
  on the world and not my son's wedding. Yeah,
• 1:43:28
  there's something there, dog. After two years
• 1:43:30
  of dating, according to People, taking to Instagram
• 1:43:33
  stories on... I don't know, it's a joke in every
• 1:43:35
  comment section. Don't worry. You missed this
• 1:43:38
  one. There'll be another one. Ha! May 23rd, Bettina
• 1:43:42
  wrote over a black and white photo of the pair
• 1:43:44
  holding hands with their wedding bands, Forever
• 1:43:46
  Yours, Forever Mine, before tagging Donald Trump
• 1:43:49
  Jr. There you go. Forever for about two years.
• 1:43:54
  A little pop star at PSSP this morning. We are
• 1:44:00
  talking about Stephen Colbert. For the next ten
• 1:44:02
  minutes. Then he'll be forgotten. Numbers are
• 1:44:06
  in for the late show host's big goodbye. And
• 1:44:09
  the series finale averaged 6 .74 million viewers
• 1:44:13
  on Thursday night. Because he was going goodbye.
• 1:44:15
  That's why. That marks Colbert's most watched
• 1:44:19
  weeknight episode of all time. They took you
• 1:44:24
  leaving to get ratings. Happy Hot Topic! Stephen
• 1:44:29
  Colbert wasted no time getting back into television.
• 1:44:33
  Less than 24 hours after the late show host said
• 1:44:37
  goodbye to his long -running CBS talk show on
• 1:44:40
  the 21st of May, he returned to late -night television,
• 1:44:43
  appearing as a host on Only in Monroe, a public
• 1:44:47
  access program in Monroe, Michigan. Oh, yeah,
• 1:44:51
  you know, he was getting the itch to be on TV.
• 1:44:54
  He claims he thinks he might go... This dude
• 1:44:56
  needs to just... A lot of times when he's...
• 1:44:58
  Guys like Don Imus, I'm trying to think of all
• 1:45:00
  their names, but people like, they literally
• 1:45:02
  die after. I mean, John Sterling, the Yankees
• 1:45:05
  announcer, retired last year and he's dead. I'm
• 1:45:08
  a late night talk show host. Look down the barrel
• 1:45:11
  of the camera and talk. All right, so there's
• 1:45:12
  Colbert. Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Happy
• 1:45:18
  Hot Topic! Ireland Baldwin's family is growing
• 1:45:22
  once again. The daughter of Alec Baldwin and
• 1:45:25
  Kim Basinger revealed she's pregnant and expecting
• 1:45:28
  her second baby with her boyfriend RAC. Oh yeah.
• 1:45:36
  I wonder if anyone remembers when her kid's grandpa
• 1:45:40
  sent this. Yeah, I just looked it up. This is
• 1:46:05
  for Ireland daughter, the one that's just having
• 1:46:07
  a second kid that always looks grumpy because
• 1:46:08
  this is her father. Why would you want to pick
• 1:46:21
  up the phone for this, moron? Scumbag! Can you
• 1:46:26
  believe this was 19 years ago? Fuck! It was a
• 1:46:45
  decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn
• 1:46:49
  that you're 12 years old or 11 years old. Didn't
• 1:46:52
  even know her age. Was it you're a child? Was
• 1:46:55
  it your mother was a thoughtless pain in the
• 1:46:57
  ass? Well, that's not false. Who doesn't care
• 1:46:59
  about what you do as far as I'm concerned? You
• 1:47:02
  have humiliated me for the last time. I think
• 1:47:05
  your whole existence, Alex, is you humiliate
• 1:47:07
  yourself and you don't realize it. Also this
• 1:47:10
  morning, Pope Leo is calling for more robust
• 1:47:13
  regulation of artificial intelligence. Oh, that's
• 1:47:16
  the important stuff. Not covering, not the, the
• 1:47:19
  cover up pedophiles. It's AI. And he's calling
• 1:47:23
  on its developers to work for the common good
• 1:47:26
  rather than profit. All right. That's very strange.
• 1:47:31
  Oh, yeah, that's the important stuff. Not the
• 1:47:33
  fact that the church has its own insurance so
• 1:47:35
  that if there's any accusations, people are paid
• 1:47:38
  off. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Screw you. Oh, yeah, I'm
• 1:47:49
  looking up on Google. There is 106 days until
• 1:47:53
  the NFL comes back. Oh, are we going to be excited?
• 1:48:01
  It's been dancing, romancing, maybe not. I don't
• 1:48:06
  even know what I'm saying. I'm getting delirious.
• 1:48:08
  Just doing this show an hour and 48 minutes.
• 1:48:12
  I got stamina, baby. It's just like when you
• 1:48:15
  got a hot -ass woman on your lap. You always
• 1:48:19
  got to give it 110%. And that is what I do on
• 1:48:24
  this show as well. That and lose my voice. We
• 1:48:28
  have so much happening. In the NFL. It's going
• 1:48:34
  to be crazy. But first, let's watch the music
• 1:48:38
  play out. Here is Tom Brady. Talking to Josh
• 1:48:59
  Allen and then Josh Allen's dad. You're 27 years
• 1:49:03
  old. You're retired. I'm 46. I need more strokes.
• 1:49:06
  Who do I talk to? How are you doing? This is
• 1:49:08
  my dad. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I
• 1:49:10
  love your son. Yeah, he's a good kid. That's
• 1:49:16
  got to be weird, Josh Allen. You got Tom Brady
• 1:49:19
  talking to your dad. I couldn't even believe
• 1:49:27
  this is real news. Matthew Stafford's wife wants
• 1:49:31
  the media to stop calling him Matt. She's such
• 1:49:34
  a dumb broad. Giants linebacker Abdul Carter
• 1:49:38
  did not like that Jackson Dart was at that Trump
• 1:49:41
  rally. Here is Levante David discussing how his
• 1:49:48
  teammates confronted him for loafing his final
• 1:49:50
  season with the Bucs, making $10 million. I got
• 1:49:53
  it. I got called out by a couple of my teammates
• 1:49:55
  for loafing. You know what I'm saying? I'm like,
• 1:49:57
  oh, come on. Did you feel like you were loafing
• 1:50:00
  though in that moment for real? Nah, I loaf.
• 1:50:02
  I love, I take a full accountability for that.
• 1:50:06
  And like, for them to call me out on that, like
• 1:50:09
  for me being the vet of the team and they called
• 1:50:11
  me out, I'm like, nah, Avante, that ain't true,
• 1:50:12
  bro. And like that kind of like stuck with me.
• 1:50:15
  Like, nah, yeah, I'm tripping. Hell yeah. I got
• 1:50:17
  called out. At least he admitted it. All right.
• 1:50:24
  It's time for Radio News. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y
• 1:50:28
  'all. Motherfuckers. I'm making this. Motherfuckers.
• 1:50:35
  Hey. Hey, y 'all. Yo. Yo. Static crackles. Hoppy
• 1:50:40
  on the air. Spilling radio secrets, man. He don't
• 1:50:43
  care. Airing out the closet. Skeletons in pairs.
• 1:50:46
  DJ drama. He's the one who dance. Program director
• 1:50:49
  scheming in the back room. Payola playlist rigged
• 1:50:53
  like monsoon. Face. Callers on the line, they
• 1:50:55
  rehearsing. So Bob Brunch and Retired from WROR.
• 1:51:00
  In Boston. There's a cool new radio station named
• 1:51:06
  Classic Hits 1021. No, that's not the name. In
• 1:51:08
  Anchorage, it's going to Rock 1021. K -R -A -K.
• 1:51:12
  Crack. I was wondering what Frank Kramer from
• 1:51:18
  Heidi and Frank would think of that because his
• 1:51:19
  radio name online, his station is Crack. That'll
• 1:51:26
  be interesting. I love Heidi and Frank. Here
• 1:51:38
  is Glenn. Oh, sorry. Here is Glenn back talking
• 1:51:46
  about success. I was parking my car and these
• 1:51:49
  three teenagers were off to the side. And they
• 1:51:52
  said, hey, mister. And I turned around and they
• 1:51:55
  said, is that your car? And I said, yes. They
• 1:51:58
  said, what do you do for a living? And I said,
• 1:52:02
  I'm in media. And they said, we want to be rich.
• 1:52:06
  What do we have to do? And you told them, go
• 1:52:09
  into media, right? Go into media. No, I said,
• 1:52:12
  the first thing you have to do is stop making
• 1:52:18
  that your goal. Don't make your goal being rich.
• 1:52:22
  Find a way to make somebody's life better every
• 1:52:25
  day. And if you can find a way to make one person's
• 1:52:30
  life better and then multiply that because you've
• 1:52:34
  invented something, you've done something that
• 1:52:36
  makes it easier for people to get through their
• 1:52:38
  day, that's how you become rich. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:53:24
  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:53:26
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:53:30
  all I smell is... And we'll call it a day. The
• 1:53:37
  semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 1:53:40
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:53:43
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:53:45
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 1:53:48
  He is the misfit of radio, and he is fine with
• 1:53:51
  that. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
• 1:53:55
  right back. Oh my God, before I went to break,
• 1:53:59
  I had my mic off. I never sounded better. Here
• 1:54:02
  is Little Rock Players with Mrs. Jones. Coming
• 1:54:05
  up next is Tampa, Cleveland, and Chicago in Fresno
• 1:54:08
  News. You say you've got a man, but what that
• 1:54:29
  got to do with me? As long as you're straight
• 1:54:32
  up with me, I don't give a damn who you see But
• 1:54:34
  when I'm back in town, just spend some time with
• 1:54:37
  me whenever your man is not around Let me be
• 1:54:39
  the one that'll hold you down whenever your man
• 1:54:41
  is not around Let me be the one that'll hold
• 1:54:43
  you down, hold you down I'll be the one that'll
• 1:54:45
  turn your turn, your friends around Cause you
• 1:54:47
  can be yourself with me, no need for front -ended
• 1:54:49
  suckin' in your stomach No need for suckin' your
• 1:54:52
  thumb and knowin' them, but you can't breathe
• 1:54:54
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  need to chill with When you need to, somebody
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  real, ooh Wait till you see my heart, later we'll
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  talk about it After the first time, you might
• 1:55:04
  not wanna be without it There's a reason you
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  cheatin' on me, compare him to me, I doubt it
• 1:55:09
  I'm gon' blaze this, we can go somewhere private
• 1:55:11
  and see about it And you know what, you know
• 1:55:13
  it's wrong, you know that we feelin' strong And
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  I know we can get this on, if you be my Mrs.
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  Jones I don't mean to change your name, but I'm
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  gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's
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  wrong, but baby, we can get this wrong Relax
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  and meditate, nobody has to know We got a thing
• 1:55:34
  going on, let's keep this going on and on I don't
• 1:55:36
  mean to change your name, but I'm gonna call
• 1:55:38
  you Mrs. Jones We both know what's wrong, but
• 1:55:41
  baby, we can get this wrong Relax and meditate,
• 1:55:44
  nobody has to know We got a thing going on, let's
• 1:55:48
  keep this going on and on I can tell you what
• 1:55:50
  you're missing, you miss them hugs and kisses
• 1:55:52
  You miss excitement at night and you miss excitement
• 1:55:55
  at night And girl, you don't feel the same And
• 1:55:57
  he's steady trippin', ain't he? Trippin', ain't
• 1:55:59
  he? Trippin', trippin', ain't he? And I'm gon'
• 1:56:01
  simply change it See, I can taste your cherry
• 1:56:03
  pie before I slide inside See, I miss those and
• 1:56:06
  cause they lonely and they get some time I read
• 1:56:09
  between them lines, I see that you be mine Cause
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  he ain't even mine, so I'm the one to ease your
• 1:56:14
  mind Girl, you ain't foolin' me, you merely who
• 1:56:16
  we used to be And plus, girl, he ain't cool as
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  me, feel the riches in me You just like me So
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  when you're ready for some freaking, you ain't
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  gotta leave them. You can, you can be my Mrs.
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  Jones. Mrs. Mrs. Jones. Don't need to change
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  your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones.
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  We both know what's wrong, but baby, we can get
• 1:56:38
  this on. Relax a little, nobody cares to know.
• 1:56:41
  We got a thing going on, let's get this on. Don't
• 1:56:45
  need to change your name, but I'm gonna call
• 1:56:47
  you Mrs. Jones. We both know what's wrong, but
• 1:56:50
  baby, we can get this on. Let's get busy, baby,
• 1:56:58
  take it off, make it wiggle when you want Labels
• 1:57:01
  gonna call the law, cause I'm about to break
• 1:57:03
  you off Got kids, knock em out, send em out with
• 1:57:07
  your spouse Make it rock when it's off, wanna
• 1:57:09
  see you cryin' loud Me and you, let's have a
• 1:57:12
  ball, make it hot like Arkansas Snatch the phone,
• 1:57:14
  hide the wall, let me see that monkey paw Take
• 1:57:17
  it low, ride it slow, on the bed, on the floor
• 1:57:22
  Yeah, you know, we even like some animals Find
• 1:57:25
  a camera, strike a pose Girl, let's take a lot
• 1:57:27
  at all When we done, take some more I know you
• 1:57:30
  tired of creepin', but now you know you cheatin'
• 1:57:33
  But you with me because you like the way that
• 1:57:35
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• 1:57:38
  we both know it's wrong This what it is, girl,
• 1:57:41
  my Mrs. Jones With Mrs. Jones, a remix. Welcome
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  to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know what you
• 1:58:29
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  Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies
• 1:59:23
  and gentlemen, here it is. The most unusual.
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  The other stations are tuned in too. Okay. Yeah
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  The city's crazy moves Ryan Hop on the mic spittin'
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  fire again National waves and the city's a -spinnin'
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  Walkin' headlines, man, you can't resist Every
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  scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist We
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  got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat. Stories
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  so bold, they knock you off your seat. The vibe's
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  electric, we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem,
• 2:01:05
  you're feeling your soul. From Clearwater Waters
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  to Keyboard Street. Man, we documenting life
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  with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let
• 2:01:12
  the world partake in the stories of the legends
• 2:01:15
  and the news we make. I'm ready to go right now.
• 2:01:43
  Plans for a new entertainment district in Water
• 2:01:45
  Street could officially be filed today. New rendering
• 2:01:48
  showed the proposed 3 ,500 seat venue along with
• 2:01:51
  a hotel. There you go. That's what's happening
• 2:01:53
  there. What do we got here? I don't know. Josh,
• 2:01:58
  they're calling it an organized crime family
• 2:02:00
  that used a local supermarket as a front for
• 2:02:03
  drug trafficking. Yeah, I often wonder, like,
• 2:02:07
  all these... businesses that don't have any cars
• 2:02:10
  in the parking lot i often wonder if it's laundering
• 2:02:13
  detectives went undercover and not only do they
• 2:02:15
  arrest the kingpins but they also got the mules
• 2:02:18
  they have a good they're filming the guy's shoes
• 2:02:23
  because he doesn't want to be seen on camera
• 2:02:25
  they should they should have done a voice changer
• 2:02:27
  he's got a very unique voice just chaos it was
• 2:02:31
  just chaos hiding his face out of fear of retribution
• 2:02:35
  from the owners and operators of this what an
• 2:02:37
  idiot why would you your fucking voices that'd
• 2:02:40
  be like if they like were to film my size 18
• 2:02:42
  shoes and be like yeah so i was like your voice
• 2:02:46
  is recognizable moron grocery store around the
• 2:02:49
  corner from his house yeah you're not telling
• 2:02:52
  all the fucking details about who you are I'm
• 2:02:56
  not saying the police didn't do their job. But
• 2:02:58
  I'm saying I've never seen anything like that.
• 2:03:00
  The Tampa Police Department says that Royal Supermarket
• 2:03:03
  on Floribrasca Avenue in Tampa was a one -stop
• 2:03:06
  shop for drugs. From fentanyl to cocaine. Hell
• 2:03:09
  yeah, it's a party! Synthetic marijuana and...
• 2:03:13
  That stuff gets me way too high. I saw a forensic
• 2:03:18
  team and I couldn't find any information about
• 2:03:21
  it. Allegedly sold right behind these doors by
• 2:03:24
  Rosales and DeJuan Green. Madness! And their
• 2:03:28
  partner, Blaze Morgato. Alright, so that's what's
• 2:03:31
  happening there. Yeah, someone tipped off the
• 2:03:35
  cops and got mad. Happy Hot Topic! Well, Parks
• 2:03:40
  and Rec officials in Palm Harbor say restrooms
• 2:03:42
  at Pop Stancil Park are closed to the public
• 2:03:44
  after a series of suspicious fires and vandalism.
• 2:03:48
  You got to ruin it for everyone else. I want
• 2:03:51
  you to take a look at your screen. This is the
• 2:03:52
  vandalism that the park's been dealing with for
• 2:03:55
  a while now. Palm Harbor Fire Rescue says fire.
• 2:03:59
  All right, so there you go. Then we got this.
• 2:04:02
  More than 100 volunteers coming out to the cemetery
• 2:04:04
  early in the morning, hoping to leave this place
• 2:04:07
  better off than the way they found it. Volunteers
• 2:04:10
  aren't trying to wake the dead. But instead,
• 2:04:17
  they tell me they're hoping to right a wrong.
• 2:04:20
  How did we all go to die? Why have to worry about
• 2:04:23
  things of this war? Even when we pass. After
• 2:04:27
  it was discovered that it was vandalized last
• 2:04:29
  week, the community came together and said, how
• 2:04:31
  can we help? Broken headstones and graffiti were
• 2:04:34
  found inside Old Memphis. God, you're a loser
• 2:04:37
  if you do that. Cemetery. It's so weird how there's
• 2:04:40
  a suburb called Memphis. Mm -hmm. Which made
• 2:04:43
  people realize that. That and San Antonio. The
• 2:04:45
  plots could use a lot more work than just prepares.
• 2:04:49
  I think it sends a message to whoever did this
• 2:04:51
  to let them know that we will not be defeated.
• 2:04:55
  Um, hang on. Nothing like spending a Saturday
• 2:04:58
  at a cemetery. Now we are just over a week away
• 2:05:03
  from the start of another hurricane season. Oh
• 2:05:06
  yeah, the local news has got a hard on. This
• 2:05:11
  is our Super Bowl. We hate to hear that. November
• 2:05:14
  17th through June 1st. Oh, whatever. Whatever
• 2:05:18
  November date it is. I think it's the 1st. But
• 2:05:20
  now it's like, hell yeah. We've got to talk about
• 2:05:23
  it in Florida. I don't want to hear about it.
• 2:05:25
  I'm going to manifest it. Experts warn loneliness
• 2:05:30
  is taking a toll on mental health. Tampa Bay
• 2:05:33
  28 reporter Annette Gutierrez spoke with a local
• 2:05:35
  expert. All right, so there's that. It's so funny.
• 2:05:39
  So I go through Fox 13, WFLA, WTSP, and Tampa
• 2:05:43
  Bay 28, and I think it's at Fox 13 that Scotty
• 2:05:47
  the body... Scott Tavlin, he has like a daytime
• 2:05:51
  show, which is fine. Make your money, bro. But
• 2:05:53
  it's so weird. On every screenshot, the like
• 2:05:57
  thumbnail, it's like this pose where it's like,
• 2:06:00
  oh my God, where they got each hand on their
• 2:06:02
  face like, oh my God, we're so wacky. Scotty.
• 2:06:10
  In Highlands County for you this morning, Sebring
• 2:06:12
  Police releasing new video after a woman reportedly
• 2:06:15
  drove her car into a crowd of people outside
• 2:06:17
  of a bar. That is why I just went to Pelican
• 2:06:21
  Pub. Got drunk and called it a day. I don't want
• 2:06:24
  to be around you mutants. Time for Fresno News.
• 2:06:38
  6ix9ine's tower, Fresno's loudest tower, Mike
• 2:06:40
  in his grip, got the - What up, Scottie? The
• 2:06:43
  burn? Dropping facts like boulders, words cut
• 2:06:45
  sharply, the city on his shoulders. News so raw,
• 2:06:48
  unfiltered truth spray, Fresno's posting every
• 2:06:51
  word that he say. No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise,
• 2:06:55
  I'll be in the - Fresno, is it live? Fresno,
• 2:06:58
  no, he don't hold back, spin so bold, keep the
• 2:07:01
  city on track. Fresno, there's no fear. We'll
• 2:07:19
  be right back. We'll be right back. If you are
• 2:07:57
  a nepo baby, you will probably hate it, but still
• 2:08:00
  listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Clifas
• 2:08:07
  police arrest a suspect accused of making felony
• 2:08:09
  criminal threats in a call yesterday to the Institute
• 2:08:14
  of Technology. She looks like a pig. Police arrested
• 2:08:18
  this woman, 21 -year -old Caitlin Willis. Wow,
• 2:08:21
  that is a rough 21. If I could describe it, she
• 2:08:23
  looks like a... Female Gen Z version of Rocky.
• 2:08:27
  Is it Rocky Dennis or whatever? Of Fresno. The
• 2:08:31
  Institute of Technology was evacuated after a
• 2:08:33
  caller threatened to shoot people. Oh, what a
• 2:08:36
  loser. It's time for the last play segment known
• 2:08:39
  as Cleveland News. Oops, that was my karma. I
• 2:08:44
  hit the wrong end. Chicago News. Static crackle,
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  mic pops, the hour is hoppy. Cleveland skyline
• 2:09:01
  foggy, steel mills choppy. City on the Cuyahoga,
• 2:09:04
  hearts heavy, never sloppy. Radio waves carry
• 2:09:07
  tales, but they ain't gloves. The concrete jungle,
• 2:09:09
  potholes where dreams collapse. Downtown echoes
• 2:09:12
  the calves and faded calves past the preaching
• 2:09:14
  hustle. Corner kids trading maps where the vibe's
• 2:09:17
  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland
• 2:09:20
  news, where the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues,
• 2:09:24
  every crack, every flaw. Until the taste, no
• 2:09:26
  sugar, no drop. Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts,
• 2:09:30
  no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the
• 2:09:33
  air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare.
• 2:09:36
  Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to spare.
• 2:09:38
  Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care.
• 2:09:41
  Radio days, static hum in the booth. Voice boomin'
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  through the speakers, hittin' with the truth.
• 2:09:47
  Tower city shadows. Let's go! Happy Hot Topic!
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  A video now with more than 2 million views is
• 2:10:21
  putting a spotlight on gun violence in a Cleveland
• 2:10:24
  neighborhood. Take a listen. Sound safe? Hear
• 2:10:37
  those? They're mad. They're like, I just heard
• 2:10:38
  Robert's voice. News 5's Maya Lockett spoke with
• 2:10:42
  the realtor at the center now of that viral video.
• 2:10:45
  and with neighbors about what they want done
• 2:10:48
  about the crime they say they see all too often
• 2:10:51
  thornhill drive in cleveland is a quiet residential
• 2:10:55
  street lined with family homes just steps away
• 2:10:58
  from forest hills park it's a place where neighbors
• 2:11:02
  like michael nonley are forced to endure the
• 2:11:04
  sounds of gunshots including an incident thursday
• 2:11:09
  afternoon that one man captured on video Aiden
• 2:11:14
  Avgis is the team lead with Remax Infinity. So
• 2:11:17
  I run a real estate investment team. We sell
• 2:11:18
  a lot of east side of Cleveland, west side, stuff
• 2:11:21
  like that for investment properties. On Thursday
• 2:11:23
  afternoon, he was shooting a promotional video
• 2:11:25
  in front of a home on Thornhill Drive. All right,
• 2:11:28
  so there you go. There's that. What if it was
• 2:11:29
  staged? And then there's this. If you saw a giant
• 2:11:33
  grocery cart driving through downtown today,
• 2:11:35
  nope, you are not seeing things. Oh, yeah, this
• 2:11:38
  is typical Cleveland. The Giant Eagle, Giant
• 2:11:42
  Buggy rolled into town to rally Cavaliers fans
• 2:11:45
  ahead of tomorrow's playoff showdown. Yeah, that
• 2:11:48
  did not work. 848, and now we are taking a look
• 2:11:56
  over in Sandusky. That's a live look there at
• 2:11:59
  Cedar Point, where you can see, man, it is rainy,
• 2:12:02
  muggy. Oh, yeah. It's there. So now due to the
• 2:12:05
  weather, the park has now delayed the opening
• 2:12:08
  of its water park. Cedar Point Shores was supposed
• 2:12:11
  to host its opening day today, but has pushed
• 2:12:14
  it back to next Saturday, May 30th. Ah, it sucks
• 2:12:18
  and clown. And then there's this stupid video.
• 2:12:23
  Caps fans thinking they're going to win four
• 2:12:24
  in a row. The Cleveland Cavaliers are set to
• 2:12:28
  take the court on Monday for game four of their
• 2:12:30
  Eastern Conference final series with the New
• 2:12:31
  York Knicks. They're down 3 -0. It's a tough
• 2:12:34
  task, but this team is full of belief. First
• 2:12:38
  of all, here's the dumb coach. I mean, what are
• 2:12:41
  they supposed to say? I get it. But then you
• 2:12:43
  have James Harden, the biggest choker. And Donovan
• 2:12:47
  Mitchell is no saint either. Why do we believe?
• 2:12:51
  I had like eight great answers. Oh, really? You
• 2:12:56
  also had like eight time out sheeting years.
• 2:13:37
  They used to harbor here. We think this is hard.
• 2:13:40
  It could be worse though. At least we're not
• 2:13:42
  destroyed. We're not destroyed. The masses, of
• 2:13:47
  course, you know, keep looking at their old llamas
• 2:13:49
  and realizing how bad they must have gotten,
• 2:13:51
  you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint
• 2:13:57
  yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
• 2:14:00
  realize, I live in Cleveland. You're trying to
• 2:14:13
  find a little house that you can't afford because
• 2:14:15
  of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
• 2:14:17
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• 2:14:19
  eight and they live on corn syrup and lye. And
• 2:14:22
  then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
• 2:14:25
  where she waddles towards you with her front
• 2:14:27
  butt spilling out over the top of her ass and
• 2:14:29
  long shoes. And you think, I'm going to go shoot
• 2:14:31
  myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,
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  right? Thank you for watching. Oh, yeah! Yeah,
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  hey, I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,
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  do you have an $1 ,000 one? Yeah, good, and if
• 2:16:30
  you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,
• 2:16:33
  20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them
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  up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 2:16:38
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
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  Why don't I put some firecrackers up your buttholes?
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  Now, that's a good... Well, not that specific,
• 2:18:16
  but... Mr. Great Grandpappy. Oh, he loves him.
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  I told you not, never ever not, no damn, don't
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  ever verbulate that man's name in the house again.
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  Who thinks that's his name? Someone must wear
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  code RIOT20. Amir Academy of Martial Arts at
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  AmirAcademy .com. 2700 22nd Street North and
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  it's in St. Petersburg. All the big area, business
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  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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  you need printed out. I'll go. I'll go. Finally.
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  I mentally all like me. If you live in Florida
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  or Maryland, go to counselingoncall .net. I'm
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  there. Hi, we're going to come back and I'll
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  be out and keep this party going. It's your favorite
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  San Francisco DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal,
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  but the truth is, I have a condition known as
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  autism. That's right, it's a condition, not a
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  disease. That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  of who they are. People with autism normally
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  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, I thank you all for having
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  friends and family, having a college education.
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  I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area
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  as an honored personality for many years. Always
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit AutismStreet
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  .org. This is Dan Bernanke, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. Thank you. We'll see you next
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  time. Eardrums mix to hoppy like fingers without
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  rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street But
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  soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the
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  heat The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio
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  waves waving like a wilting rose Laughers and
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  joy dissolving in the air both keep the rhythm
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  Oh life's just so unfair Moonlight's buzzing
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  but the laugh is rolling dim Thank you for watching!
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  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence Like a TV on snow, right? Hoppy held
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  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
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  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Lines Empty
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  speakers, silence I've become into an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stopping How the rivers bend
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  Hoppy's chosen that He's our daily grind Now
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  silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
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  We're hopping out already You probably had Taco
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  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. This
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  concludes our broadcast day. Good night and God
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  bless America.