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Lots of Weird UFO News Lately! · Conspiracy! The Show

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Speaker 1: Wait true insurance. True, I'm a check up there is.
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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host,
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Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host conomics badins here.
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Speaker 3: How's it going, man, unidentified flying co host?
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Speaker 2: Oh goddamn right, we're talking about the UFOs. I mean,
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Speaker 2: I know, I don't want to dead name them or anything.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't misgender the Adam, please't.
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Speaker 2: We're supposed to call UAPs now because not all unidentified
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Speaker 2: craft fly as where we can't.
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Speaker 3: Be targets of the Trump administration and into the goddamn
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Speaker 3: Galactic Federation exactly. That's not a good way to start
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Speaker 3: a life.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been in the midst of doing George Soros
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Speaker 2: episodes and we'll finish those up probably next week, and.
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Speaker 3: We're going to tie it all together here. Well, you
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Speaker 3: don't think he's just funding paid protesters on Earth. He's
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Speaker 3: run out of protest to fund on Earth. He's funding
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Speaker 3: him on Mars, Jupiter, all over the goddamn place.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, these crafts don't make themselves. They have to be
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Speaker 2: funded by some shadowy space jew who makes the lasers
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Speaker 2: and everything.
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Speaker 3: Also, probably even more space and Jewish than George Lucas
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Speaker 3: himself could come up with.
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Speaker 2: So for some reason, the past couple months have been
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Speaker 2: highly active when it comes to UAP news and information.
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Speaker 2: Just a reminder UAP unidentified anomalous phenomena because again, they
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Speaker 2: don't all fly now sometimes they're in the water.
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Speaker 3: Anomalous one of the funnest words to say.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
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Speaker 3: Anomalist phenomenon.
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Speaker 2: The first story I want to talk about this is
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Speaker 2: the one that gave me the idea for this episode.
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Speaker 2: Happened on September twenty third, initially but still kind of
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Speaker 2: an ongoing situation.
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Speaker 3: By the way, this guy's life, this is what I
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Speaker 3: want my retirement to be. Some people are like, I
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Speaker 3: want to be on the Italian coast. It's putting my
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Speaker 3: feet up, eating the panini. I want to do exactly
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Speaker 3: what this guy's doing with this free time.
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Speaker 2: Yep, I want to live in a trailer near Area
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Speaker 2: fifty one. Just listening to police scanner broadcasts of Area
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Speaker 2: fifty one security.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't that sound like a good time?
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Speaker 2: It really does. And it's the kind of thing where,
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Speaker 2: I mean, you almost have to be rich to do
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Speaker 2: it right, because it can't pay that well.
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Speaker 3: Your only payment is residual attention from us.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I say it can't pay that well, meaning well,
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Speaker 2: you can't possibly make a living doing that, as if
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Speaker 2: I don't make a living doing very low level podcasts.
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Speaker 2: So I don't know. Maybe this guy is fucking killing
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Speaker 2: it monitoring Area fifty one security transmissions.
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Speaker 3: I know that my favorite Twitter account ever was called
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Speaker 3: Hemmett Police Scanner and it was literally just a guy
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Speaker 3: who lived in Hemmet, California, one of the sketchiest areas
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Speaker 3: on planeted Earth, and he would just sit by the
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Speaker 3: police scanner and be like fire behind the Walmart, fight
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Speaker 3: at the Arco.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean there's probably no shortage of content monitoring
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Speaker 2: that thing in Hemmet.
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Speaker 3: No, No, there wasn't. It was an action packed feed
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Speaker 3: and the guy didn't even do it twenty four hours
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Speaker 3: a day.
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Speaker 2: Home of the Hemet Mayze Stone. I've never even been,
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Speaker 2: and I can tell it's one of the most disappointing
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Speaker 2: landmarks a person could visit.
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Speaker 3: Can't believe you can pull a Hemmett landmark out of
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Speaker 3: your ass like that.
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Speaker 2: We brought it up on I think an episode of
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Speaker 2: Pretty Scary where we were talking about weird you know,
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Speaker 2: like those weird obelisks that were showing up in the
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Speaker 2: middle of the desert and shit like that. There's a
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Speaker 2: weird thing in Hemmet called the Hemmet Mayze Stone and
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Speaker 2: it's just a stone that has some weird may His
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Speaker 2: pattern carved into it. And apparently it's tiny. It's really
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Speaker 2: fucking small, but the way they describe it makes it
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Speaker 2: seem like it's this big, vast thing and it's really
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Speaker 2: just a probb.
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Speaker 3: That's small, and it's in the Hemet. I can't believe
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Speaker 3: it hasn't been stolen yet.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they did put a fence around.
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Speaker 3: It to keep Okay, that's the Hemut I know and love.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, to keep the vandalism at bay. So yeah, this guy,
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Speaker 2: he is living the life. His name is oh j
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Speaker 2: are New probably j O e erg Joerge who.
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Speaker 3: Knows let's keep the Star Wars pronunciation, which one is
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Speaker 3: that hue garnhu.
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Speaker 2: Perfect. He lives near Area fifty one again, just hangs out,
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Speaker 2: listens to Area fifty one security broadcasts over a police scanner.
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Speaker 2: He also runs a website that is dedicated to researching
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Speaker 2: UFOs and Area fifty one stuff. So it's probably how
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Speaker 2: he makes his living. You know, this is a quote.
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Speaker 2: I had him a cup of coffee and I'm listening
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Speaker 2: to Area fifty one security, and all of a sudden
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Speaker 2: they got very serious and locked down the base end quote.
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Speaker 2: So this guy really does just get up in the morning. Coffee,
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Speaker 2: make a French price. Yeah, little coffee, Maybe a vitamin
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Speaker 2: or two, sit down, flip on the police scanner to
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Speaker 2: listen to what's happening at Area fifty one.
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Speaker 3: Maybe some methylene blue and colloidal silver more likely than
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Speaker 3: a perhaps just a regular old vitamin.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little orange makeup to cover
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Speaker 2: up the fact that you're blue now, like Trump from
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Speaker 2: taking the colloidal silver. So he says he heard after
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Speaker 2: this talk about the base being locked down, that they
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Speaker 2: mentioned something about an asset having gone down, and then
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Speaker 2: talk about a UAV with ordnance, and shortly thereafter a
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Speaker 2: large swath of Tikaboo Valley, which is apparently where Area
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Speaker 2: fifty one is located. I didn't know that. That's fun.
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Speaker 2: It's fun to say.
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Speaker 3: That sounds like a beautiful place me to retire and
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Speaker 3: listen to the radio all day.
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Speaker 2: Have you ever been to New Mexico? Is this in
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Speaker 2: Area fifty one is in New Mexico or Nevada.
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Speaker 3: I think it's Nevada.
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Speaker 2: I think Nevada. Yeah, yeah, Roswell is in New Mexico.
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Speaker 3: I've been to both. They're neither great states.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Area fifty one, Lincoln County, Nevada, Roswell. I've been
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Speaker 2: to Roswell. I've never been to Area fifty one Roswell.
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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, if you ever have a chance
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Speaker 2: to go, I don't super duper suggest it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like just a bunch of touristy shit.
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Speaker 2: It's not only just touristy shit, but it's not good
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Speaker 2: touristy shit.
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Speaker 3: It's like we being in a big plywood alien outside
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Speaker 3: the diner kind of no bet, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the big UFO museum there, it kind of seems
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Speaker 2: like a library. It's got library vibes. It closes at
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Speaker 2: five o'clock, so you can't get hammered and go at night.
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Speaker 2: That would require them to have bars, which they don't
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Speaker 2: have in Roswell, New Mexico. They got one bar. It
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Speaker 2: is a Buffalo wild Wings, which you could do a
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Speaker 2: lot worse.
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Speaker 3: But still, I don't know. Buffalo wild Wings corporate bar
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Speaker 3: depresses the shit out of me. I spend a night
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Speaker 3: alone at the Buffalo Wild Wings in the Mall of
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Speaker 3: America one time, and I've never felt like I was
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Speaker 3: more isolated in the universe.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should have hit the Hooters. They got
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Speaker 2: a decent Hooters at the Mall of America.
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Speaker 3: But then I have to go to Hooters.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, If I'm going to go to Hooters, I might
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Speaker 3: as well just go to a strip club. And if
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Speaker 3: I'm going to go to a strip club, I might
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Speaker 3: as well just smoke crack with a sexports. I don't
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Speaker 3: believe in this continuum of titty access that starts with Hooters.
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Speaker 3: It's just silly to me. Why do I want a
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Speaker 3: thimble full of tits?
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Speaker 2: Because Hooters has fantastic chicken wings.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Chicken's okay, I'll give you that.
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Speaker 2: They're great. They're great. So back to this guy who
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Speaker 2: lives by Area fifty one. He, after he hears this
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Speaker 2: on the security broadcast, jumps in his truck like a
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Speaker 2: real lookie loo and starts driving towards this situation. And
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Speaker 2: he's going down what locals call Mailbox Road in Area
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Speaker 2: fifty one. I'm guessing it's where everyone's mailboxes are and
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Speaker 2: is stopped by an armed patrol. This is another quote.
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Speaker 2: They had guns in front of them, not pointed at me,
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Speaker 2: but very visibly in front of them, and it was
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Speaker 2: clear they meant business. End quote. So he didn't drive past,
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Speaker 2: which coward.
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Speaker 3: This is every area of fifty one. Story is something
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Speaker 3: kind of happened, and I got excited, and then there's
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Speaker 3: the guys with guns, and I said, okay.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because what are you gonna do. You're only gonna
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Speaker 2: get so far. And then you see all the guys
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Speaker 2: with guns, and it's like, you want to be that
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Speaker 2: guy that goes down in history. We're trying to bum
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Speaker 2: rush the gates of Area fifty one. It's a hell
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Speaker 2: of a way to go down, for sure. So he said,
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Speaker 2: once he saw this arm patrol, he gets back in
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Speaker 2: his truck and drives to the entrance of Area fifty one.
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Speaker 2: And when I read that, immediately, I'm like, yeah, there's
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Speaker 2: not gonna be any security there, sure enough, ton of security,
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Speaker 2: local cops, everything. So he can't really get through, so
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Speaker 2: he just goes back home. Said there was a helicopter
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Speaker 2: hovering above with a basket like it was going to
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Speaker 2: remove debris.
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Speaker 3: Or maybe they're doing an experiment of how who could
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Speaker 3: make the world's largest French fry.
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Speaker 2: That could be And I do fuck with a French fry,
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, especially the world's largest French fry that I have
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Speaker 3: to eat with my buddies. That could be fun.
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Speaker 2: Yep, we all throw down on it together, assuming I'm invited.
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Speaker 2: But you know, if not, have fun, have fun. So
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Speaker 2: four days after the crash, all these security teams were gone,
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Speaker 2: and hayorg Arnu says he found a dirt road that
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Speaker 2: had been plowed with heavy equipment and that he followed
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Speaker 2: that road to what he believed was the crash site.
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Speaker 2: He shares this crash site on his website, and then
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Speaker 2: a couple days later, another team shows up and literally
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Speaker 2: covers that crash site in fresh dirt. So a literal
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Speaker 2: cover up happens. And it seems like there's actually a
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Speaker 2: pretty reasonable explana for this. When you said this is
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Speaker 2: every area fifty one story, it's kind of every Area
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Speaker 2: fifty one story also in that this isn't aliens, it's
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Speaker 2: just the government testing some shit. I think everyone knows
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Speaker 2: by now, that's what we do at Area fifty one.
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Speaker 2: We test experimental military shit.
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Speaker 3: I forget the name of it. I've even heard, Oh,
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Speaker 3: the real Area fifty one is down the road, it's
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Speaker 3: Area fifty three or what.
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Speaker 2: Yeah you know, Yeah, so already he said when he
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Speaker 2: heard this security alert that they mentioned a UAV. This
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Speaker 2: happened near Creach Air Force Base.
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Speaker 3: Another great name for a location.
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Speaker 2: Creach Air Force Base. That is a fantastic name. And
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Speaker 2: Creach is home to a fleet of Reaper drones and
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Speaker 2: other unmanned aerial vehicles. And remember this guy heard on
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Speaker 2: the recording that someone said a UAV with ordnance was down.
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Speaker 2: So representatives from CREACHAFB said this is just one of
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Speaker 2: their UAVs that went down, and that they returned to
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Speaker 2: clean up the site the second time because someone had
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Speaker 2: been tampering with it and scattering debris from a different
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Speaker 2: crash at that site.
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Speaker 3: Which that's weird, cross pollinating the debris.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sprinkle an other ship there to make it seem
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Speaker 2: like this crash scene was something other than what it
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Speaker 2: really was. I kind of believe them the Air Force
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Speaker 2: Base reps when they say this was one of their
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Speaker 2: unmanned aerial vehicles that went down, because that's what they
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Speaker 2: say in the recording. And I don't know if you
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Speaker 2: listened to it, but the recording has been released and
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Speaker 2: they say that exact thing.
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Speaker 3: The man combl is the or Man fun.
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Speaker 4: Man air.
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Speaker 3: With ordnance with ordnance, got some bombs on board, was
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Speaker 3: headed towards a wedding and Yemen, but it was a
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Speaker 3: little problem.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can understand why they would lock down
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Speaker 2: the area and get foot patrols out to go recover
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Speaker 2: this thing as fast as possible if it had bombs.
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Speaker 3: In it live ordinance.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you're going to lock down the area.
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Speaker 2: So I don't know that there's even a cover up
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Speaker 2: happening here. This hay Org guy is still pretty convinced
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Speaker 2: that there's something else going on, but I'm not. It
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Speaker 2: really does just seem like some sort of experimental military
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Speaker 2: craft went down as opposed to be.
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Speaker 3: A lead on the shortwave radio that he's he wants
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Speaker 3: it to be more than it is.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean they say right on the recording
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Speaker 2: that it's a UAV and that it has ORDINATECE, so
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Speaker 2: of course they shut the area down. But you know,
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Speaker 2: we'll link to the story can read it.
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Speaker 3: People at home, Scary enough, we've got flying death robots.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. When remember all those drones
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Speaker 2: that were showing up over New Jersey and people were like,
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Speaker 2: what are they? And it was obviously the government. I
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Speaker 2: don't think we asked enough questions there. It's like, why
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Speaker 2: is the government still testing drones? Seems like we got
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Speaker 2: it down. So what are these drones doing now that
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Speaker 2: other drones don't? What kind of terrifying AI capabilities do
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Speaker 2: these fucking drones have?
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Speaker 3: That old ye poison gas? Yeah, facial recognition.
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Speaker 2: Are drone's gonna be rounding up immigrants next? Wouldn't fucking
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Speaker 2: surprise me?
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Speaker 3: I'm not surprised me.
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Speaker 2: How creepy would that be? You're just on the streets
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Speaker 2: of la and some innocent hot dog vendor just gets
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Speaker 2: ascended to the heavens by a fucking drone.
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Speaker 3: Like the Devil's Claw machine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking alien abduction. Yeah, it's probably some shit like that.
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Speaker 3: You're just trying to buy some street meat after the
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Speaker 3: Devot show.
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, I love a danger dog. Anytime they're
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Speaker 2: out there, I'm eating one.
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Speaker 3: I didn't want one, and then I heard you call
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Speaker 3: them danger dogs, and then I got one. Five minutes later.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're rolling the dice, but those are dice worth rolling.
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Speaker 2: Hot dogs are fun and delicious. Again, I'm going where
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Speaker 2: the hot dog vendors go. They all get deported. I
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Speaker 2: guess this podcast is picking up and moving to fucking Mexico. Whatever,
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Speaker 2: It's fine, Guantanamo Bay.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd be closer to the action exactly by the way,
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Speaker 3: the fact that we've gone from potential terrorists supposed at
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Speaker 3: least they were supposed terrorists. Of course, there was a
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Speaker 3: guy just trying to fucking milk his goddamn goat mining
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Speaker 3: his own business, but they call them a terrorist. Now
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Speaker 3: Guantanamo Bay is literally for like your favorite hot dog guy.
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Speaker 3: It's this how far have we fallen? So this next story.
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Speaker 2: We talked about this a little bit on the What
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Speaker 2: in the World podcast, but there is a interesting spin
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Speaker 2: on it now that actually ties into another UFO story.
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Speaker 2: There's video recorded on September twelfth in Shandong, China that
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Speaker 2: went viral in that country first and then eventually spread
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Speaker 2: to the US. Video appears to show an unidentified object
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Speaker 2: in the sky being shot down by a missile or
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Speaker 2: some similar projectile. It was later confirmed to have been
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Speaker 2: a missile test conducted by China. Nothing too unusual. They
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Speaker 2: were just testing like a missile defense system. But what's
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Speaker 2: really interesting about it is a theory that is presented
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Speaker 2: in this article published by an outlet called The Diplomat
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Speaker 2: from a writer named Luke Harrington. He points out that
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Speaker 2: this video started making the rounds a few short days
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Speaker 2: after a congressional hearing in the US on UAPs that
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Speaker 2: included highly shocking video footage of a drone firing a
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Speaker 2: hellfire missile at an ORB off the coast of Yemen.
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Speaker 2: And what's shocking about this video is it looks like
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Speaker 2: this missile just bounces off and this UAP keeps flying.
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Speaker 3: I know the people in the conspiracy the show discord
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Speaker 3: are going to give me shit about this, but it's
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Speaker 3: like when someone fires a key blasted Goku and he
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Speaker 3: just kind of like leans to the rights slightly and
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Speaker 3: it just whizzes past him. It was completely unperturved by
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Speaker 3: the sellfire missile this ORB.
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Speaker 2: I had that in the notes, but I took it
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Speaker 2: out because I didn't know if you would understand what
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Speaker 2: I was talking about. But glad me and you were
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Speaker 2: laying down the same stuff here.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a.
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Speaker 2: Really interesting video, and it's especially interesting if you have
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Speaker 2: no idea what you're looking at, which I don't. I'm
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Speaker 2: not an expert on this kind of thing. I do
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Speaker 2: know that with a lot of these videos there's some
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Speaker 2: weirdness at play, especially with how fast it looks like
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Speaker 2: everything's going. That's more of a camera trick and not
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Speaker 2: like even like people aren't doctoring these videos. It's just
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Speaker 2: the way they're filmed in our perception just makes things
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Speaker 2: look sometimes a little weirder than they actually are. And
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Speaker 2: this Diplomat article makes a few interesting points about this video. One,
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Speaker 2: this could just be an instance of one drone firing
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Speaker 2: a missile at another drone, which would actually be the
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Speaker 2: first known instance of the MQ nine Reaper drone being
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Speaker 2: used in air to air capacity. It's normally made for
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Speaker 2: air to ground operations, so basically all that means is
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Speaker 2: this thing might have just malfunctioned.
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Speaker 3: I'm just caught up in the fact that our most
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Speaker 3: powerful drone and our most powerful chili pepper have come
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Speaker 3: from the same name. It is a badass thing. They
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Speaker 3: call it the Reaper.
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Speaker 2: Well, not just that the Reaper which fires hell fire missiles. Yes,
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Speaker 2: There is another possible explanation for what's happening here, because
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Speaker 2: the hell Fire also comes in a bladed GINSU variant.
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Speaker 2: So you know, you're opening your regular pack of Hellfire missiles,
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Speaker 2: you might pull that one special bladed GINSU version very
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Speaker 2: rare get it graded, he.
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Speaker 3: Send that in.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So this article also mentions that what we could
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Speaker 2: be seeing is the bladed version of this hell Fire
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Speaker 2: missile piercing a surveillance balloon like that Chinese spy balloon
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Speaker 2: we shot down in seems like fifteen years ago, but
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Speaker 2: it's twenty twenty three.
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Speaker 3: See now this sounds like America, because that's got to
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Speaker 3: be like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars missile to
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Speaker 3: shoot down forty eight dollars worth of latex that the
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Speaker 3: Chinese are using. That seems like the kind of cost
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Speaker 3: ratio that we go for. Yeah here in the States.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a balloon. Couldn't you just fly a guy
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Speaker 2: up there and grab it. Couldn't you shoot a health
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Speaker 2: fire pencil at it? I just snatch that. I go
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Speaker 2: up there with a box cutter.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, do it nine to eleven styles.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, So if that was the case, it would look
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Speaker 2: like this thing just kept flying after it got hit,
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Speaker 2: because all that would have really happened was it deflated
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Speaker 2: but still in the air. So either way, as shocking
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Speaker 2: as this video looks, there are a bunch of possible
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Speaker 2: explanations that do not speak to UFOs because you also
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Speaker 2: have to take into account these people at this UAP
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Speaker 2: hearing in front of Congress, they could just be trying
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Speaker 2: to round up budget money to to get shit like this,
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Speaker 2: so they're like, see, you can't explain that, can you.
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Speaker 2: And meanwhile, you can explain it. It's just they want
19:08
Speaker 2: to make it seem more mysterious than it is so
19:11
Speaker 2: the budget money to keep investigating UAPs doesn't run out.
19:14
Speaker 3: That's not the craziest thing I've ever heard. But if
19:17
Speaker 3: you want to hear the craziest thing you've ever heard,
19:19
Speaker 3: UFO people will tell you, like an al Kubieri drive.
19:22
Speaker 3: The way the theoretical warp drive works is you've got
19:25
Speaker 3: to expand space time behind the ship and collapse space
19:28
Speaker 3: time in front of the ship so that it creates
19:31
Speaker 3: this difference in kind of like space time pressure that
19:34
Speaker 3: moves the craft along faster than light. I don't know
19:37
Speaker 3: shit about Dick, but that seems like the kind of
19:39
Speaker 3: thing that would warp a missile if it flew past it.
19:42
Speaker 2: Just so, Yeah, it seems like you're to have some impact,
19:45
Speaker 2: and it did hit near the back of Yeah, this
19:48
Speaker 2: thing in the video.
19:49
Speaker 3: That's a weird looking clip definitely would scare me into
19:51
Speaker 3: sending DARPA a couple mil.
19:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so to tie it all back to the
19:57
Speaker 2: China video, this same article on the Diplomat suggests that
20:03
Speaker 2: this could just be China trying to win that particular
20:07
Speaker 2: part of the UFO narrative. The United States is putting
20:11
Speaker 2: out videos saying, look, here's the UFO. We tried to
20:13
Speaker 2: shoot it down and we can't. That's pretty scary, right.
20:16
Speaker 2: So now here comes China three days later and they're like,
20:19
Speaker 2: we can shoot them down. How about that? That could
20:22
Speaker 2: be all this is. That could just be China being like,
20:25
Speaker 2: all right, well, the US says they can't shoot down UFOs,
20:28
Speaker 2: let's put a video out showing that we can.
20:30
Speaker 3: That's it good politics. I think it was Sun Zoo
20:33
Speaker 3: who said make your enemy look like a little bitch.
20:36
Speaker 3: I mean, they're almost copying, isn't it what we did
20:39
Speaker 3: in the eighties with Star Wars kind of another missile.
20:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also a thing we're working on now. Trump
20:47
Speaker 2: has a of course, it's called the Golden Dome, but
20:51
Speaker 2: it's because what is Israel's called the iron Dome.
20:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we got to do one one. We've got
20:57
Speaker 3: to have a better medal. Of course, gold is weaker
21:01
Speaker 3: than iron and has a lower melting point and has
21:04
Speaker 3: many inferior qualities for a defensive structure. Titanium dome would
21:09
Speaker 3: have maybe been a better one up, but it just
21:12
Speaker 3: doesn't have the branding of Golden dome.
21:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably gonna literally be a golden dome over
21:17
Speaker 2: this country at some point. But yeah, the thing they're
21:20
Speaker 2: not taken into account with the Golden Dome Israel is
21:23
Speaker 2: about the size of New Jersey, So yeah, they don't.
21:27
Speaker 3: And it's not like it covers all of Israel either.
21:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so building something like that here it's gonna
21:32
Speaker 2: be a lot harder. But Trump wants it done by
21:35
Speaker 2: like twenty twenty eight, so I'm sure it'll happen.
21:38
Speaker 3: This is like if there's a pharaoh who is like,
21:40
Speaker 3: and build a pyramid of me before I die in
21:42
Speaker 3: five years.
21:44
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's what that ballroom shit feels like too.
21:47
Speaker 2: Either that or they're just secretly reinforcing the bunker for
21:50
Speaker 2: when we inevitably end up in a nuclear war in
21:53
Speaker 2: the next six months or so, because that's where the
21:56
Speaker 2: bunker that everyone hides in case of emergency is under
21:59
Speaker 2: the East wing.
22:01
Speaker 3: That's where it went January sixth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
22:05
Speaker 3: I just hope they're putting that snap money to good use.
22:08
Speaker 3: Golden Domes and ball well, the battle room is billionaire funded. Yeah,
22:12
Speaker 3: but you know golden domes. I'm on team Alien. Come
22:18
Speaker 3: are Alien liberators.
22:20
Speaker 2: So let's talk about this next story. For decades now,
22:24
Speaker 2: astronomers have known about this weird phenomenon that showed up
22:28
Speaker 2: on old nineteen fifties photographic plates. They were these weird
22:33
Speaker 2: star like flashes called transience.
22:35
Speaker 3: Not the ones that Adam likes to murder in the night.
22:38
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no different kind. These they're just like
22:41
Speaker 2: weird star flashes. They would appear and vanish really quick.
22:46
Speaker 2: I don't myself one hundred percent understand what's going on
22:50
Speaker 2: here when they say these are showing up on old
22:53
Speaker 2: nineteen fifties photographic.
22:55
Speaker 3: Plates, like on the negatives. Yeah, I guess, but.
22:59
Speaker 2: These plates pre date the launch of Sputnik in nineteen
23:03
Speaker 2: fifty seven. So whatever these shiny things in the sky are,
23:06
Speaker 2: they're not satellites. We know that we hadn't put satellites
23:10
Speaker 2: up there yet.
23:10
Speaker 3: Most such thing as a satellite, But a.
23:13
Speaker 2: Couple of new studies released recently point to a possible explanation.
23:18
Speaker 3: There were just a twinkle in John F. Kennedy's eye.
23:22
Speaker 2: One of the studies points out that the appearance of
23:25
Speaker 2: these flashes coincide with two things, US nuclear tests and
23:30
Speaker 2: reports of UFO sightings. The other study suggests that the
23:36
Speaker 2: flashes are solar reflections, meaning something physical, flat and highly
23:42
Speaker 2: reflective was somewhere in the Earth's orbit well before we
23:46
Speaker 2: were putting anything like that up in the Earth's orbit.
23:50
Speaker 2: This is a quote from Beatrice Villoiel, a researcher at
23:54
Speaker 2: Nordic Institute or Theoretical Physics at Stockholm University. You don't
24:00
Speaker 2: get that kind of solar reflections from round objects like
24:03
Speaker 2: asteroids or dust grains in space. Only if something is
24:07
Speaker 2: very flat and very reflective and reflects the sunlight with
24:11
Speaker 2: a short flash end quote.
24:13
Speaker 3: Like some kind of silver saucer that was flying through
24:17
Speaker 3: the air.
24:17
Speaker 2: Exactly and Researchers in one of these studies cross reference
24:22
Speaker 2: the dates these flashes were spotted with dates of nuclear
24:26
Speaker 2: tests and found that the flashes were sixty eight times
24:30
Speaker 2: more likely to appear the day after a nuclear test
24:34
Speaker 2: than on random days.
24:36
Speaker 3: This is one of the things I love about Aliens,
24:38
Speaker 3: that they do this, that they don't like nuclear energy,
24:41
Speaker 3: or nuclear bombs or any of that shit. I think
24:44
Speaker 3: this is why I'm Team Aliens. This is why I
24:46
Speaker 3: think there are only hope for to rescue us. Is
24:49
Speaker 3: this reeks of altruism. They don't want us to destroy ourselves.
24:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I imagine if you destroy a whole planet
24:56
Speaker 2: by way of nuclear war, that's going to probably em
25:00
Speaker 2: and eight out into the other places, maybe make shit
25:03
Speaker 2: bad for everyone else. Maybe that's their concern too.
25:05
Speaker 3: We are pretty good a polluting I wouldn't be surprised
25:07
Speaker 3: if we've got so good at polluting we could pollute
25:09
Speaker 3: an entire galaxy or you know, yeah, quadrant.
25:12
Speaker 2: But that is what these reports are getting at, is that. Yeah,
25:18
Speaker 2: it's always been suggested that nuclear tests attract UAPs, and
25:25
Speaker 2: it is true that a lot of the really big
25:29
Speaker 2: UFO sightings, the famous historical ones from the fifties and whatnot.
25:34
Speaker 2: Those all start around the time we start testing nuclear weapons.
25:37
Speaker 2: As if someone showed up and was like, what the
25:39
Speaker 2: fuck are you doing?
25:42
Speaker 3: You're splitting the atom? What was wrong with the original atom?
25:47
Speaker 2: And my only pushback against that theory is always, well
25:52
Speaker 2: why do we still have nuclear weapons? Then I've heard
25:56
Speaker 2: UFO sightings where they're like, they flew over our nuclear
25:58
Speaker 2: weapons and they just didn't work anymore. Yeah, so why
26:01
Speaker 2: didn't they just do that to all of them? Why
26:03
Speaker 2: woudn't they just it seems like they got the time
26:05
Speaker 2: just do that to.
26:06
Speaker 3: Aime direct if man, you can't, we're pre warped, they
26:08
Speaker 3: can't interfere.
26:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be. But on the days where these
26:13
Speaker 2: nuclear tests and UAP reports happened, these flashes happen like
26:18
Speaker 2: at double the rate. So I'll link to the articles
26:22
Speaker 2: if anyone wants to read them. You certainly don't want
26:24
Speaker 2: us explaining all the science behind it. There's another report
26:28
Speaker 2: where they track the movement of these flashes and they
26:31
Speaker 2: point out that if it was some sort of anomaly
26:35
Speaker 2: with the photo plates themselves, they would show up in
26:38
Speaker 2: different spots, and these appear to be moving in a
26:42
Speaker 2: line as if it is reflecting off the sun repeatedly.
26:46
Speaker 2: So it seems like the people who did these very
26:49
Speaker 2: very scientific tests are at least somewhat convinced that these
26:53
Speaker 2: flashes on these old timey pictures are aliens showing up
26:57
Speaker 2: to check out our nuclear tests.
27:00
Speaker 3: This is just photographic data that we had already. It
27:02
Speaker 3: wasn't like we were looking for this at the time, right,
27:05
Speaker 3: This isn't like confirmation bias. If we wanted to find it,
27:09
Speaker 3: so we told ourselves we found it. This was like,
27:11
Speaker 3: oh shit, I look, what's this in the corner of
27:14
Speaker 3: this picture from nineteen fifty two.
27:17
Speaker 2: What are the chances this is why Trump wants to
27:20
Speaker 2: start doing nuclear tests again.
27:23
Speaker 3: I missed the aliens. I want to be their friend.
27:26
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if some whack a mole in
27:29
Speaker 2: that administration is like, you know what we need. We
27:32
Speaker 2: need to bring aliens back. That'll help us push this
27:35
Speaker 2: agenda over the line.
27:36
Speaker 3: So you know there's a few that want to bring
27:38
Speaker 3: Jesus back.
27:39
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, and they know they need something. They
27:43
Speaker 2: need a war of some sort, be it aliens, Jesus,
27:47
Speaker 2: right wingers, left wingers.
27:49
Speaker 3: It makes me think of that quote from the Stephen
27:50
Speaker 3: Greer documentary The world must know the cost and blood
27:53
Speaker 3: and treasure to fight a war on another planet. There's
27:55
Speaker 3: fuckers out there who think that.
27:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of those
28:00
Speaker 2: people are in this administration and they're thinking, is, oh, well,
28:06
Speaker 2: we've heard that rumor about nuclear tests drawn aliens, so
28:10
Speaker 2: let's do one and maybe that'll start the work.
28:12
Speaker 3: Maybe we can shoot them down.
28:13
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, I don't know. Maybe that is why
28:15
Speaker 2: Trump wants to do nuclear tests again, bring back to aliens,
28:19
Speaker 2: and I welcome it.
28:21
Speaker 3: Well, that seems to be the only way we know
28:22
Speaker 3: how to make them show up for sure.
28:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the streets need you aliens.
28:28
Speaker 3: Start drawing little alien guys all over the place like
28:30
Speaker 3: dark Knight rises.
28:31
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right. Last story. This comes to us by
28:36
Speaker 2: way of an August article in Popular Mechanics, pretty well respected.
28:40
Speaker 3: Outlet, excellent waiting room magazine, Love It.
28:43
Speaker 2: That's one of those magazines that if I had to
28:47
Speaker 2: like subscribe to specifically read an article for a podcast,
28:51
Speaker 2: and they were like, for another eight dollars you can
28:53
Speaker 2: get the print issue every month, I'd probably do.
28:56
Speaker 3: It. Looks classy on the coffee table.
28:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get Rolling Stone makes me look young and hip,
29:02
Speaker 2: you know, rolling Stone like all the.
29:04
Speaker 3: Kids read man. I used to have Rolling Stone subscription.
29:07
Speaker 3: I love reading Rolling Stone when I was a kid.
29:08
Speaker 2: And they do a lot of good politics stuff.
29:11
Speaker 3: Still Hunter s Thompson for years, you know.
29:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, Matt Tayib too. I think he's still right there.
29:17
Speaker 2: I think he's kind of a fuck face. Now, who
29:19
Speaker 2: knows who's not, who's not?
29:21
Speaker 3: Who's still great? But us? Yeah exactly, how erg are you?
29:25
Speaker 3: That's who?
29:27
Speaker 2: So here's the headline for this popular mechanics article. Navy
29:30
Speaker 2: officer says underwater UFOs are legitimate threats. The evidence is
29:35
Speaker 2: hard to ignore end quote.
29:38
Speaker 3: Underwater floating objects.
29:41
Speaker 2: Apparently I have it later in the notes. But these
29:43
Speaker 2: have been around as long as UFOs have there.
29:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was kind of surprised going down a rabbit
29:50
Speaker 3: for these a few years ago that. Yeah, they've been around.
29:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, since at least the fifties. They're called unidentified submerged objects.
30:00
Speaker 2: And this article tells the story of a US Navy
30:04
Speaker 2: lieutenant named Ryan Graves.
30:06
Speaker 3: Awesome name for a Navy lieutenant. That should be like
30:09
Speaker 3: a Tom Cruise character.
30:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a movie ass name for it, right.
30:15
Speaker 2: He said that in mid twenty twenty four, he started
30:18
Speaker 2: noticing these weird radar blips that seemed to be moving
30:21
Speaker 2: at unnatural speeds. They would go from the ocean surface
30:27
Speaker 2: up to forty thousand feet back down, all sorts of
30:30
Speaker 2: different speeds and altitudes, always over the ocean. And at
30:33
Speaker 2: first they were just showing up as blips on the radar,
30:37
Speaker 2: but eventually they started coming into view and getting closer
30:40
Speaker 2: to his squadron. And what Graves claims he saw was
30:45
Speaker 2: a dark gray or black cube inside a clear sphere
30:50
Speaker 2: between five to fifteen feet in diameter. That's so fucking cool.
30:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, I fuck with the aliens and their pension for geometry.
31:00
Speaker 2: My only question though, this next line. Over the next year,
31:04
Speaker 2: he and his squadron recorded sightings almost daily. You didn't
31:08
Speaker 2: get one picture, like, not right, a single not one
31:12
Speaker 2: time you were like, all right, today's the day I'm
31:15
Speaker 2: gonna keep my phone out.
31:16
Speaker 3: Were you not allowed? Were you afraid of losing your job?
31:19
Speaker 3: What's the reason?
31:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's clearly describing something he saw with his
31:24
Speaker 2: own eyes, which means your camera can see it too.
31:27
Speaker 2: To take a fucking picture. I don't know why you wouldn't,
31:29
Speaker 2: or maybe he did and he's just not allowed to.
31:33
Speaker 3: It would be too scary, he would freak you out
31:35
Speaker 3: too much post it.
31:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been thinking a lot lately that big conspiracy,
31:40
Speaker 2: the big New World Order thing where they're like, Oh,
31:44
Speaker 2: the American Government's gonna false flag an alien invasion and
31:47
Speaker 2: that's gonna kick everything off. What if this is it?
31:50
Speaker 2: What if all these videos have been them trying to
31:53
Speaker 2: do that, and it's just like, we don't give a shit.
31:56
Speaker 3: We're just not that good at special effects yet.
31:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're like, are they going to get Trump
32:00
Speaker 2: out of office? No? I don't care. I don't fucking
32:03
Speaker 2: care about your stamps back on? Yeah, exactly, your UFOs
32:07
Speaker 2: can go to hell. Funk off, get out of here.
32:09
Speaker 2: So sometimes these things would fly in formation. Sometimes they'd
32:15
Speaker 2: fly alone, there was no exhaust, no visible propulsion, no wings.
32:20
Speaker 2: Sometimes they would rotate in place. Sometimes they would vanish
32:24
Speaker 2: when approached, which again means sometimes they must have not
32:29
Speaker 2: vanished when approached, And did you not want to pull
32:33
Speaker 2: out a camera and take a fucking picture in that moment?
32:36
Speaker 2: And again he might have and they just aren't releasing
32:38
Speaker 2: the photos. But if I was sitting in front of
32:41
Speaker 2: this guy, I'd be like, did you take any pictures?
32:44
Speaker 2: Picks or gtfo.
32:45
Speaker 3: I was trying to be in the moment man, like
32:47
Speaker 3: a concert.
32:48
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, because Yeah, I don't know what your excuse
32:51
Speaker 2: would be for not especially if you're trying to document
32:54
Speaker 2: these every single day.
32:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Like the C five guys, they
32:59
Speaker 3: all have night vision cameras and fucking all this gear
33:02
Speaker 3: and shit, they do nothing but take pictures.
33:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is another quote from Ryan Graves. It wasn't
33:09
Speaker 2: just one rogue object. It wasn't just us on the
33:12
Speaker 2: East coast. It wasn't just my squadron. It was a pattern.
33:16
Speaker 2: This was global. End quote. And again we already mentioned it.
33:19
Speaker 2: Apparently these things have been around since the fifties. There
33:22
Speaker 2: have been reports of unidentified submerged objects, and this article
33:27
Speaker 2: we'll link to on Popular Mechanics runs through a few
33:30
Speaker 2: different incidents that have sold people on the idea that
33:35
Speaker 2: we should be a little more worried than we are
33:37
Speaker 2: about underwater UAPs. There's the USS nimics in two thousand
33:42
Speaker 2: and four. This is just that famous tic TAC video.
33:45
Speaker 2: The government keeps trying to shove down our fucking throats.
33:48
Speaker 3: It's like though, it's become the UFO stock clip that
33:51
Speaker 3: you drop when you're doing the UFO bit on the news.
33:53
Speaker 3: They played it in the UFO say on one of
33:55
Speaker 3: the Fox segments we watch for this that a little
33:58
Speaker 3: clip of the Nimmets. Yeah footage.
34:00
Speaker 2: Everyone has seen that one. There's also Aguadilla, Puerto Rico
34:04
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen. This one was recorded by customs and Border
34:09
Speaker 2: patrol who were apparently looking for aliens of a different sort.
34:13
Speaker 2: At this point, shows a small spherical object fly inland
34:18
Speaker 2: from the ocean. It zips around an airport and then
34:21
Speaker 2: returns to the ocean, all while it's moving in ways
34:25
Speaker 2: that nothing we are presently capable of building can move.
34:29
Speaker 3: Oh, this gives me a good idea for the aliens. Okay,
34:31
Speaker 3: instead of stopping the next nuclear development, how about the
34:34
Speaker 3: next time we go to bomb a fishing boat off
34:36
Speaker 3: the coast of Ventage, where like you swoop in and
34:37
Speaker 3: catch the missile.
34:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be the ethical thing to do.
34:42
Speaker 3: That would really raise your Q score. Aliens. People be
34:45
Speaker 3: like wow for the people.
34:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then we'd absolutely be at war with space.
34:52
Speaker 3: Yeah. In forty eight hours.
34:54
Speaker 4: Yep.
34:54
Speaker 2: Yeah. There is also an incident. Apparently this happened sometime
34:57
Speaker 2: in the nineties. This one sounds the coolest. Somewhere in
35:01
Speaker 2: the Caribbean Sea, a Navy helicopter pilot was flying off
35:05
Speaker 2: the coast of Puerto Rico to retrieve a drone that
35:09
Speaker 2: had been dropped into the ocean. A swimmer goes into
35:12
Speaker 2: the water to hook the helicopter to this drone, and
35:15
Speaker 2: just before the helicopter starts to lift it out of
35:18
Speaker 2: the water, something pulls it violently back down, and the
35:23
Speaker 2: pilot later reported that it was a large, dark mass,
35:28
Speaker 2: unlike any submarine or marine animal he'd ever seen. And
35:32
Speaker 2: you know this one's true because it was reported decades
35:35
Speaker 2: later on Joe Rogan, so we know that one's accurate.
35:40
Speaker 3: That one's one hundred percent real. It sounds pretty cool.
35:43
Speaker 3: I mean, to pull a helicopter out of the sky
35:45
Speaker 3: from under the water, yeah, that's movie shit.
35:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. But also it just tugged on it. It just
35:50
Speaker 2: pulled on it and let it go. You think you
35:52
Speaker 2: would know, well, you know, these aliens, they're not jerks
35:55
Speaker 2: like us. Geez, that's true. There's also uss Omaha two thousand,
36:00
Speaker 2: nineteen infrared camera captured something moving over the Pacific Ocean
36:04
Speaker 2: before dropping back in with no splash, no wake, no debris.
36:09
Speaker 2: Have you seen that video. It's pretty fucking neat.
36:11
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, and it's cool.
36:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it looks exactly like that. This thing just
36:15
Speaker 2: keeps flying right above the surface and it keeps going
36:19
Speaker 2: under the ocean coming back out.
36:21
Speaker 3: Just if they've got these warp bubbles around them. That
36:23
Speaker 3: kind of makes sense.
36:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And this is just another reason I am
36:28
Speaker 2: adamant we should just stay out of the ocean. It's
36:31
Speaker 2: not for us. It's not for us.
36:33
Speaker 3: It's not our territory. They gave us our kingdoms.
36:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the land and the sharks and the
36:38
Speaker 2: aliens got the water. It feels like a happy balance,
36:43
Speaker 2: the nice working relationship. Let's get out. I mean we
36:47
Speaker 2: still need to fish.
36:48
Speaker 3: Do we need to fish with? What? Do you stop
36:50
Speaker 3: eating fish? What if that's the cause of all of
36:52
Speaker 3: our problems? Well?
36:53
Speaker 2: Also, do we need to get out on the ocean
36:55
Speaker 2: to fish or could we just maybe those are the
36:57
Speaker 2: fish we shouldn't be eaten and we should just be
36:59
Speaker 2: eating the ones that we can stand on the shore
37:00
Speaker 2: and catch.
37:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fish they are within our dominion.
37:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one's dumb enough to get close, we take
37:08
Speaker 2: them out of the gene pool for the rest of
37:09
Speaker 2: the smart fish, who you know, don't want their bloodlines
37:13
Speaker 2: poisoned by these idiots that are swimming close to the
37:16
Speaker 2: Santa Monica Pier or whatever the fuck's going on. I
37:19
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm not a I've never caught a fish
37:21
Speaker 2: in my life.
37:22
Speaker 3: You never caught a fish. It's pretty satisfying, But I
37:25
Speaker 3: would say, go to an NBA game or something before
37:28
Speaker 3: you go catch a fish.
37:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
37:30
Speaker 3: I did go with the fly fishing instructor once with
37:32
Speaker 3: my pops, and he broke it down to me in
37:34
Speaker 3: a way that kind of freaked me out. I never
37:36
Speaker 3: thought about it before. He's like, you're not trying to
37:38
Speaker 3: catch a fish, You're trying to impersonate a fly. And
37:40
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, Oh.
37:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. I've gone fishing, but I'm not
37:45
Speaker 2: good at it. I've never gone hunting.
37:47
Speaker 3: No interest in hunting.
37:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I when I was like seven or eight, was
37:51
Speaker 2: going to go hunting with my dad and a friend
37:54
Speaker 2: to his. They were hunting wild boar, so I was
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Speaker 2: gonna die. But it snowed so hard that we got
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Speaker 2: like halfway and just decided to turn around. I did
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Speaker 2: one time when I was a kid, there was a
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Speaker 2: mouse in my grandmother's house and I had a baby
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Speaker 2: gun and I managed to shoot this mouse in the
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Speaker 2: face and killed it. And I felt so bad after that.
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Speaker 2: I saw its tail move and then stop, and I
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Speaker 2: was just like, oh God, that feels terrible. I don't
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Speaker 2: ever want to kill anything like that again. That fucking sucked.
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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I was I kind of fish and
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Speaker 3: I was too grossed out to touch it to get
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Speaker 3: it back in the ocean in time, and I had
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Speaker 3: the ocean is stream and time, and I think I
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Speaker 3: killed it by just by being a pretty little city boy.
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Speaker 3: He didn't want to touch a fish. I felt pretty
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Speaker 3: bad about that.
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Speaker 2: My sister will go down to the river and catch
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Speaker 2: dinner and fucking gut and clean it and cook it
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Speaker 2: like she's goddamn survivalist. Damn near.
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Speaker 3: I got it a boyfish one time, and it is
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Speaker 3: all over you.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's hot. So I think that's our episode, right,
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Speaker 2: we did?
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Speaker 3: We got it all aliens fishes.
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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, we got a fish and tips. We've got
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Speaker 2: a rant about Trump in there. It's been a complete
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Speaker 2: episode speaking of Trump. We're going to finish up our
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Speaker 2: George sorisodes next week talking about Trump's campaign against Soros.
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Speaker 3: Play it on the George so Nos.
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Speaker 2: And then we are done talking about Soros until we
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Speaker 2: get our fucking Soros checks.
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Speaker 3: I know we've been fucking caping for this guy for
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Speaker 3: three weeks now.
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Speaker 2: Is it the government shut down? Is that why we're
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Speaker 2: not getting them?
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Speaker 3: You think?
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Speaker 2: Is he a part of the government now he's this
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Speaker 2: is all it's all wrestling. He and Trump probably fucking
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Speaker 2: love each other.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. It's probably just theater to keep us
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Speaker 3: divided down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So until the Aliens
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Speaker 3: save us.
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Speaker 2: Please fingers crost, Until the Aliens save us, I think
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Speaker 2: that's our episode. Connor, thank you so much for doing
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Speaker 2: the pod. As always, what do we gotta plug before
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Speaker 2: we get out of here? Lots of changes coming to
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Speaker 2: the network, new subscription options. Things will be a little
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Speaker 2: bit cheaper. I would say, if there's any back catalog
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Speaker 2: stuff you want to keep without giving us money, download it.
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Speaker 2: Just go download it. Go download every episode of Conspiracy Show,
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Speaker 2: no reason, go download it. And that's just be on
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Speaker 2: the lookout for that, Connor, what do you want to plug?
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Speaker 3: Oh geez, follow me on threads. I've been posting a
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Speaker 3: little bit on threads. I didn't think i'd come back
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Speaker 3: to the Twitter like apps. But maybe you'll catch a
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Speaker 3: post from me on threads at economics bad and follow
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Speaker 3: me on Instagram at economics bad and it is as well,
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Speaker 3: and then fuck it. Follow me on X just in case.
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Speaker 3: But I decided to dean X with my presence.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Nazis aren't going to scare us off.
40:44
Speaker 3: It is crazy. What is now the mainstream algorithm on X? Yeah,
40:49
Speaker 3: it's just like people calling people Gorilla's unmade. It's insane.
40:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not for me, honestly. All right, let's get
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Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. Connor, say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye everybody.
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Speaker 4: We love you.
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Speaker 3: Sh