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Ashley Nics Wants A Dog · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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  Speaker 2: Real quick, Katie, because, you know, Ashley's getting more and
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  Speaker 2: more into getting a dog, and I.
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  Speaker 3: What am I doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh!
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  Speaker 4: She's looking at rescues.
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  Speaker 2: She is talking about... Well, she's asking me. She just asked,
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  Speaker 2: do dogs chew up shoelaces?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 4: How old are you looking? Are we thinking puppy?
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  Speaker 5: Puppy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They'll chew up the actual shoe though.
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  Speaker 2: What if you pancake Wally, your past dogs, what are
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  Speaker 2: their names again?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Napoleon and Ernie.
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  Speaker 5: Napoleon and Ernie. What's the craziest thing one of your
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  Speaker 5: dogs like?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Wally chewed up a pair of Gucci sunglasses.
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  Speaker 3: Sunglasses, they're so hard.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, there's more. I had someone else's dog chew up
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  Speaker 4: a pair of Jimmy Chews.
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  Speaker 3: Why are they eating sunglasses?
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  Speaker 5: More like Jimmy Chew.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see your glasses. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: They're hard. That's what they like. They like hard stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They like Jolly Ranchers kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Because when they're teething, think it's like a baby. They
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  Speaker 6: need little teething rings, but they will find anything. Remote controls,
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  Speaker 6: phone chargers, shoes, sunglasses, some dogs. See, if you're going little,
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  Speaker 6: bigger dogs like to chew up furniture.
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  Speaker 3: So all dogs eat?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, all dogs do eat.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know they eat, but they all eat
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  Speaker 3: your stuff?
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  Speaker 5: And all dogs go to heaven, too. Yes, they do.
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  Speaker 3: So why do you keep getting dogs? Because I love them!
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  Speaker 4: It's worth it. It's the price I'll pay.
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  Speaker 3: When do they stop eating your stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Um, well, you know, Wally still eat your stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Underwear is not cheap.
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  Speaker 4: What is pancake chewed up? Remember she pulled tampons on
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  Speaker 4: my purse that one time.
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  Speaker 3: And everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Don't discourage Ashley from getting a dog, Katie.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: Discourage it.
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  Speaker 3: Discourage it. You're right, Chad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm taking the wrong approach.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: Keep it up high.
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  Speaker 3: Just keep it up high. Oh, my God. Close the doors.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, close the doors. Make sure everything is, like, up
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  Speaker 4: high so they.
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  Speaker 5: Can't get it. And then you'll be fine.
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  Speaker 3: We should discourage it.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 6: Discourage it.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting a dog next fall. Next fall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to premeditate it. Actually, you know what? I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to dog.
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  Speaker 1: Can I?
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  Speaker 3: Do they have like when you foster dogs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Just for like a day?
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  Speaker 5: All the time.
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  Speaker 4: Or like a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to do a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like. You can't get the joke out yet. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Can I rent a dog?
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  Speaker 4: Can you rent a dog? I wouldn't call it rent.
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  Speaker 4: But yes, you can.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Foster. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'll foster for like three days.
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  Speaker 4: For the weekend. Oh, they might take weekends. Say it again.
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  Speaker 3: There we go. Can I foster a dog?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Save her like a day or two?
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  Speaker 3: For like a day or two.
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  Speaker 4: I think they might do overnight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, save like a blockbuster for dogs.
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  Speaker 3: The three-day rental. So what's the shortest term of fostering?
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  Speaker 4: I would have to ask our friends at the Humane Society.
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  Speaker 3: We might have to ask them on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel like they would do like a three-day.
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  Speaker 3: I want a Friday to Monday. I'll ask him.
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  Speaker 1: I'll reach out.
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  Speaker 3: I got a guy. Yeah. Just so I can, you know,
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  Speaker 3: get used to the whole waking up.
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  Speaker 5: Let's focus on the girlfriend. Get her to move out here.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Start with the pet. She's the reason I kind of
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  Speaker 3: want one.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Let's focus on her.
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  Speaker 3: Uncle Joe, we're going to be getting the dog over
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  Speaker 3: and you're going to love him.
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  Speaker 5: Aww.
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  Speaker 4: And I could babysit whenever you guys go to town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all y'all babysitting. Alyssa's going to love it.
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  Speaker 5: That's how she's going to be renting it. She's only
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  Speaker 5: going to want to see it for two days.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get the dog like, Katie, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to do it.
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  Speaker 5: Once you sign his neck.
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