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Who Wants to Go to Space? | Friday September 27, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: September twenty seven, twenty twenty four, is special because it
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  Speaker 1: not them. Goals still achieved. You feel better. I don't
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  Speaker 1: wanted it said in case someone saw an opening and
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to take it. Now, I'm going to take
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  Speaker 1: it first. So we're going to do that the way
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  Speaker 1: we've always done, and we're going to do it for you,
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  Speaker 1: raj our friend who's in a time of morning, because
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  Speaker 1: your family has experienced lost this week. We mentioned yesterday
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  Speaker 1: that your girlfriend's mom passed away this week after a
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  Speaker 1: long health battle, an actual health battle, not a concocted
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  Speaker 1: one to cover up alcoholism. Like I have previous experience with.
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  Speaker 2: That would have been awesome because she's only three foot five,
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  Speaker 2: so if she was putting away gallon of vo that
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  Speaker 2: would have been amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I had to tell him at one point, and this
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  Speaker 1: is all I need to say about it, when he
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  Speaker 1: complained about the hole in his heart, and it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not a problem. It's always been there. We've
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  Speaker 1: always known it. We just now have proof. Or also
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  Speaker 1: maybe it wasn't always there and you drank so much
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  Speaker 1: you burned a hole in it, but that wasn't what
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  Speaker 1: got yet. Anyway, our sympathies to you and your girlfriend's family,
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  Speaker 1: and I know that's a very, very troubling time. It's
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  Speaker 1: an interesting time too, because if we're being honest with
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  Speaker 1: death comes some interesting choices to be made, because that's
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  Speaker 1: when you find out there have been advancements in what
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  Speaker 1: to do with people after life, right the after life care?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Some people don't have it in
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  Speaker 1: a will. They just tell you or they were like
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  Speaker 1: in Drey's case, they write it down on a napkin
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  Speaker 1: hurriedly and say, yes, mom is yeah what you said?
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  Speaker 1: This is kinna sticking. Yeah, very binding. The cocktail napkin
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  Speaker 1: is binding. But yeah, you find out all these things
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  Speaker 1: about after life options because look, I mean really, back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, there were really only two options. You
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  Speaker 1: either get buried or you get burned. It's buried or cremated.
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  Speaker 1: But now there's new options there are.
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  Speaker 2: When my mom passed away in twenty twelve, it was
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  Speaker 2: it was kind of the same, like you either get
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  Speaker 2: buried or cremated, and we're Hindu, so we cremate. When
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  Speaker 2: my dad passed a couple of years ago, that's when
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  Speaker 2: I started seeing like you could have like butterflies released
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  Speaker 2: or doves. And when Nikki's mom passed the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on a second, I'm sorry I went with doves.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the prints package? Like you can have actual
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  Speaker 1: doves crying.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're ahead of the game now, Like this is now,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be somebody's going to do that. Now
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna have the wind doves cry package.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then for the extra bonus, then you
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  Speaker 1: get the manufactured purple rain to come out.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I sent it. That's how I should have
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  Speaker 1: sent off my grandmother. Instead we did the lame balloon thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I would love to have seen your grandmother go
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  Speaker 2: out to Prince's Purple Rain.
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  Speaker 3: Does it come with with with you know, like a
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  Speaker 3: five foot two guy in heels playing basketball.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the package if it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also Apollonia. No. So when we were looking at.
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  Speaker 1: This, gread grandmother's ashes in Lake Minnetonka.
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  Speaker 2: On a custom made Harley because the the one that
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  Speaker 2: they actually had on the set for this. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you guys know this about the movie. The
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  Speaker 2: Harley that he rides is custom made because the Harley
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  Speaker 2: that they had, because he is four foot eleven and
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  Speaker 2: six inch heels, he couldn't he couldn't like, he couldn't
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  Speaker 2: park it. It would just fall, so he couldn't put
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  Speaker 2: his leg down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just assume that the motorcycle they used is
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  Speaker 1: one of those mini bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of was like, that's the one he had. But no.
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  Speaker 2: So I was looking up as we were, you know,
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  Speaker 2: finding the crematorium that was closest to the nursing home
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  Speaker 2: hospice facility that she was at. Other packages started coming up,
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  Speaker 2: and one of them was if you want, guys and
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  Speaker 2: I would like this, so this is binding you can
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  Speaker 2: for four ninety five dollars. I can't remember. I'll find
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  Speaker 2: the name of the crematorium. But you can have your
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  Speaker 2: ashes launched into space and I think it's twelve thousand.
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  Speaker 2: If you wanted to go to space and.
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  Speaker 1: Come back, why would you want to back?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, hang on, they're just taking the tube of ashes,
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  Speaker 1: because if you the person want to go to space
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  Speaker 1: with the ashes, that's like a quarter of a million dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: something on space X.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, no, no, you just your box of ashes
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  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, Space gets released and then that's that
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  Speaker 2: you're in space forever.
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  Speaker 1: What Okay, I've this This is bringing up red flags
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  Speaker 1: all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it should.
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  Speaker 1: It's like going to space costs more than five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Shooting something into space costs way more than five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Are they just gonna attach, you know, Grandma to an
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  Speaker 1: ACME rocket and then just walk away as it goes up.
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  Speaker 2: I assume like as soon as they have enough people
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  Speaker 2: they will do one flight.
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  Speaker 3: It is my guess, like the Columbia package where you
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  Speaker 3: go up and then you just cremated the way back down.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then you're spread out over East Texas
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  Speaker 1: and end up in a long View pawn shop.
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  Speaker 2: Of the Challenger package. Please wrong, too soon?
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  Speaker 1: Really I didn't too soon?
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  Speaker 2: Too soon? So yes, but you can you can be
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  Speaker 2: launched into space. Uh, and then twelve thousand you can
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  Speaker 2: be launched into space and then come back and then
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  Speaker 2: your family can have your space ashes to to keep
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  Speaker 2: uh forever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if anyone in my families going to space, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be me. It's not going to be someone
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  Speaker 1: dead who can't appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's other packages as well, like if you
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  Speaker 2: want to be a tree, you can be a tree.
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  Speaker 2: They can mix you in soil, and like you can
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  Speaker 2: pick the type of tree you want to be, like
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  Speaker 2: an apple or pear or orange.
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  Speaker 1: And that's a lot of pressure to keep that plant alive.
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  Speaker 2: It will kill grandma twice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or just imagine, just imagine it's a first date and
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  Speaker 1: you go into you go into some somebody's place and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, yeah, this is great. Things are looking
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  Speaker 1: really really good. And then she points at the plant
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  Speaker 1: on the mantle and goes, that's grandma.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is a possibility. Also, like if you're
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  Speaker 2: like a like a fruit tree, do you eat the fruit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have to tell anybody that I
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  Speaker 1: ate Grandma. I think people are going to make some
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  Speaker 1: really wrong assumptions.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's but uh there are options for that as well.
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  Speaker 2: And they put you in a little pond and then
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  Speaker 2: you plant that in the ground and water it and
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  Speaker 2: you become like an orange tree and you can bear
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  Speaker 2: fruit uh forever. So it'd be like Dan's oranges.
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  Speaker 1: This brings up an interesting question that we may have
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  Speaker 1: what kind of tree or what kind of fruit tree
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I would I would go walnuts just because
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  Speaker 2: it would be like, oh, man, nuts great, just to
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  Speaker 2: be able to say walnut, just a walnut tree, right,
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  Speaker 2: Just be like just to be able to say, like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: when I'm gone, don't forget to savor my nuts.
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  Speaker 1: And we put you out seasonally, you know, for the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: and it makes nice wood. All right. I think we're
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It is Redy September twenty seven, twenty twenty four. It
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  Speaker 1: is road show day inside the Treehouse. So you listen
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's going to be the full Treehouse crew.
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  Speaker 1: Fun and good times had by all. Jerry. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if you've heard this week, but Raj unfortunately had
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  Speaker 1: to say goodbye to his girlfriend's mother this week. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't die, she just couldn't stand him. I'm kidding, in
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  Speaker 1: a very dark time. She actually did pass away. And
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  Speaker 1: it's a big loss, not just for Raj and his
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend's family, but we feel the loss as well. So
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  Speaker 1: we're trying to make rage feel a little bit better
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  Speaker 1: this week, and I think we're doing a pretty good job.
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  Speaker 1: We just learned that you can now send your family's
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  Speaker 1: remains into space for only five thousand dollars. Seems like
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  Speaker 1: a hell of a deal. Is that a groupon by
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  Speaker 1: the way, you.
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  Speaker 2: Would think so? But also butterflies more expensive than doves.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know why that is interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Are the butterflies alive or do they just like ransack
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  Speaker 1: like a third grader summer project.
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  Speaker 2: There are live butterflies that you can release at at
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  Speaker 2: the moment that you tell them to for your loved one.
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  Speaker 2: It is two I think it was like two ninety
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  Speaker 2: five for the butterflies, but like doves were two fifty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know why butterflies were forty five
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  Speaker 2: bucks more. I think it's in my this is just
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  Speaker 2: how my Indian brain works. Is they've trained the doves
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  Speaker 2: to come back so they can just keep using the
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  Speaker 2: same doves, as opposed to the butterflies, which I'm assuming
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  Speaker 2: are very hard to train.
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  Speaker 1: One would think that's fair. I wouldn't know, but I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's a fair assumption that insects are not as
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  Speaker 1: trainable as you know birds.
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  Speaker 4: Now, did anyone try to sell you a spinning coffin package?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, now, I would have bought it. I would have.
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  Speaker 2: I would have done that because again, Nikki's mom was
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  Speaker 2: a little person, so she's three foot five. So we
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  Speaker 2: could have had like race car, or we could have
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  Speaker 2: had like spaceship, like we could have like, oh, there
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  Speaker 2: have been so many options, and then the spinning thing
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  Speaker 2: would be like we could put it in the living
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  Speaker 2: room while people come by to pay their reserve. Go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry, did you know that's a real thing. We
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  Speaker 1: covered it like a couple of weeks ago, and here
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  Speaker 1: it's people actually have coffins on motors. They'll be they'll
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  Speaker 1: be like one like one guy was a taxi driver
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  Speaker 1: his entire life, So how do they send him off
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  Speaker 1: into the afterlife by burying him in a taxi looking coffin?
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  Speaker 1: But for the memorial they sit him up in it
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  Speaker 1: like he's driving it, which is kind of sad, like
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  Speaker 1: he drove a taxi his entire life, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make him taxi himself across the river sticks like
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't get him a limo. Come on, as if
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  Speaker 1: that's not bad enough, Now they motorize it to where
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  Speaker 1: he's spinning around and round, So I guess that's not
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  Speaker 1: so bad. And I guess he's doing donuts. What is
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  Speaker 1: it your Oh, it's not spinning over like like rotating
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  Speaker 1: like spinning in your grave. No, he's not doing barrel rolls.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's not the it wasn't the top gun package.
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  Speaker 1: I see.
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  Speaker 2: I see this is more like a you know, like
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  Speaker 2: a like a jewelry package, like you know, how you
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  Speaker 2: have a ring and like it'll turn so you can
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  Speaker 2: see it shimmer this is what they're doing. The people
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  Speaker 2: he had the he had the full on suit, white gloves,
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  Speaker 2: holding onto the steering wheel, spinning around uh as people
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  Speaker 2: were dancing around his uh.
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  Speaker 6: His coffin, I was gonna say, as expensive as funerals
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  Speaker 6: have gotten, it might have been cheaper just to bury
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  Speaker 6: him in his actual TAXI.
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  Speaker 1: I think you bring up a great point, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to bring up something that's going to sound very harsh,
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  Speaker 1: but I want it said that if I was in
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  Speaker 1: the position that I just end, this is absolutely something
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  Speaker 1: I would say to the funeral director people. Since she
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  Speaker 1: was a little person.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Does it cost the same?
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  Speaker 2: It would?
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, I asked, I'm proud of you. Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, just because you're sad in your grieving doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean you need to, you know, throw financial caution to
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  Speaker 1: the wind. I mean, it's still it's expensive. So if
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  Speaker 1: there's any way you can find a way to get
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  Speaker 1: half off, then by god, do it.
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  Speaker 2: So I said, you know she was half off, so
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  Speaker 2: do we get half off? Which they thought they didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody laughed like you guys, did they.
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  Speaker 1: You would think you would think there are two audiences
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  Speaker 1: that would laugh their asses off at that question. One
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  Speaker 1: is us and everyone who listens to us, and the
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  Speaker 1: other would be funeral people. That's that's gotta be right
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  Speaker 1: in line with their dark humor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got this, so so everybody's like really worried
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  Speaker 2: about you know, you got to be sensitive and so
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  Speaker 2: you know, our condolences and did all that. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll lighten the mood. I'm a comic. I can tell
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  Speaker 2: like when when the timing is right. And I was
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  Speaker 2: just like, hey, so she's half off, do we get
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  Speaker 2: half off? And I was met with no, sir, and
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  Speaker 2: that was it. I was like, Yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: come on, that was a solid joke.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I'm surprised they didn't try to charge you
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  Speaker 1: a premium for it because it would be an outside
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the normal range of things. It'd be like a specialty
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: burial or situation.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, you think you'll make a funeral director of funeral
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: home sadder than either word half off.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That's why Indians are in the funeral home business. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: because I was just like, it's i mean, she three
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: for five, Like it's it's not gonna take them. It's
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: not the same amount of time. Is it? Like, I
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: don't know how it all works.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: And if you took the space package, wouldn't it make
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: sense if a let's say, an average height person five
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: eight is five thousand dollars to be shot into space, right,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: it stands to reason she's taking up less space on
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: cargo that.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: She would not be like can we just make her
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: his carry on?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Or if a basketball player is on the same ship,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: then it can be like a personal item.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Can we just put her put her in the backpack?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Like we're good, she doesn't take up a lot of room.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: So no, Yeah, I did, I did. That's that which, Uh,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the Indian side of me was very proud. The American
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: side of me was very shaped, like it shouldn't cost
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: the whole amount, Like it's just like you can you
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: can put another person in there. This is like you
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: can do it two for one.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Never be a shame for will place joke in a
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: situation like that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was proud.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I was proud.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. We're all proud of you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was very proud of it. They just very straightforward. No,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: nobody wants to laugh.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Really, I wonder if it's one of those situations that
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: if if the funeral guy had said it, then it
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: would have been okay.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if I would have been if he
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: would have been like other funeral people, no, but if
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: he would have looked at me, he's like, you know, well,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: so I think we can probably do something half off.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I would have been like, all right, man, come on,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: high five.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: High five, fist bump, bro hug it out. Absolutely like
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: you and I just became friends.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Like, come to my show on Friday. This is gonna
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: be fun. But nobody appreciated the joke. I was like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: come on, I'm I got back in the car and
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: he was like, that was hilarious. Just why she just
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: couldn't laugh because obviously it's her mom, so she had
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: to stitch stare at me the same way that guy
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: did and was like no, And I was like, oh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: come on, you guys, that's a solid place joke.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It really was quick question for everybody because we also
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Jerry had found out that you can also take people's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: ashes and turn them into a plant. That then your
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: task was taken care of and hopefully not killing. Yes,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: oh you're aware of Oh of course you're aware of this.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: That would be my option.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Who's in your house right now? It's me in the
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: form of a plant. Oh, well, there's Betty. That's the
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: plant the peacefully that was at my mother's funeral. Okay,
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: that survived the tornado. Oh, very impressive. Yeah, she had
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: a full grown catalpatry and a five time air conditioning
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: unit dropped on her. And when they uncovered everything, she
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: was still. She was beaten into the dirt, but she
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: was still green. So I nursed reecta.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the flowers still.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about your mom.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, that's terrible. Okay. So so so let me
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: let me ask this, With all these new options of
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: what to do with your remains after you die, anyone changing,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: are you still like, are you still doing straight burial?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna cremate or are you gonna shoot yourself
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: into space? Or do you want to turn into a
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: lime tree? What's the deal? Tray?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Uh me, Now, I'm my wishes are be cremated.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Put daisy and eyes ashes together and spread them over
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: a sunny field like you need to.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You need to specify which field, because in North Texas,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: a field today isn't a part a complex tomorrow.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: A golf course.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Then oh yeah, there's the Highland Park.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Jerry, what about you? What do you want us to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: do with your remains?
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: You know, once I'm I'm cremated and it's over. You know,
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: I want to be cremated, and then I want folks
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: to come and I don't want there to be like
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: a sad, crying funeral.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Have my ashes in the.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Middle of somewhere and have just a big ass party,
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: crazy go nuts, and then.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: After that, you know, I'm dead. I don't care what
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you do with my ashes. Oh so, so you're okay
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: with a rave. Yes, I will literally dance on your ashes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: That is cool.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I mean being put into a plant would be nice,
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: and planted somewhere in like Arkansas or something like that
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: would be nice.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Raj, have you altered any of your No, I.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: A plant, for sure. Cremated We're like again into Uh
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: we cremate, so cremate and then yeah, I can go
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: for I mean, I would like to be a pear
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: tree because I don't know pears. It's one of my
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: favorite fruit. But I mean if I can for the joke,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, if I can be a walnut tree or whatever,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: so I can just tell people to enjoy my nuts
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: every year. Just just remember to put my nuts in
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: your mouth.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I've already written that down, so that's gonna happen.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you guys eating Roger's nuts? That's all
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I want people to say for one. In the end,
• 24:41
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• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Today Avril Levine turns forty. And while it's her birthday
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to be celebrated, I would like to still continue celebrating
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Deadpool and Wolverine, not because just that it's such a
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: fun movie, but it made it okay for all of
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: us to admit that we actually like Avril Levine. And
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I will admit that I have downloaded the Deadpool and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Wolverine soundtrack, and I have driven down the toll way
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the thing and along pretending I was an odd to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: odyssey you know why, because it was a damn cold night.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: That's why anyone else kind of feel that way about it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It's like, kind I kind of feel like the soundtrack
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: to the movie in some ways was a test that
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and everyone that involved the movie was doing.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, let's take some of these songs that are,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: for being honest, these are chick hits, and see if
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: we can make them cool. And by god, they did it. Absolutely.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: That soundtrack is phenomenal.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like high school for me. That was
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: like my high school college soundtrack. I was like, all right,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: this is kind of kind of cool. I appreciated that askepot.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's something you know that the new
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: generation can can pick.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Up on now, And look, I am guilty of this
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: all over the place. There's the when a song gets
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: attached to a movie that I really liked, Now the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: song takes on a new meaning for me because now
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I have a link to where I can like the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: song either at all or more than when I originally
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: heard it. One of the best examples that I realized
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: this was all the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, and
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that first Guardians of the Galaxy movie. That soundtrack was
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: so random into songs. I knew all the songs. I
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't crazy really about any of them. But then when
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I saw the movie, I was like, my god, these
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: songs are awesome because I got to hear them in
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: an all new context. Same thing with Deadpool and Wolverine.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I watched that trailer so many times that when you know,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: like a prayer came on the radio, I started getting
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: chills just because I was excited about the movie coming out.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Do you also feel the way that same way about
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: like with a team, so like you can like I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: know you're a Rangers fan, like, so you can get
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: behind uh Creed. Nope.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I had to draw the line somewhere.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so proud to call you my friend right now.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I do have standards, and the line that I will
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: not cross is I'm not going back and becoming a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: creep fantas is not gonna happen.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're I mean they're on tour again. Like that's
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: what that That's what the World series did for Creed
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: because the Rangers made that their song that they're actually
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: touring again. If you look back about seven years ago,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: you can watch t m Z and they catch Scott Snap,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: the lead singer of Creed, on a ten speed bike
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: in a neighborhood in Florida. That he didn't live it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Now he's on tour, He's back on stage living the
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: high life.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Ook.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: It just goes to go ahead, Ray.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: One of the funnier things was when I was doing
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: production at at iHeart and I had a voice a
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: promo for uh uh it Scott's stap that is doing
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: an appearance at a wal Mart and rock wall.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Doing doing an appearance or was he just getting off
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: work like.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: They called it an appearance?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And Dan, You're You're song thing? Is that why you
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: love the crying Game?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I can one up you on this one. I don't
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: love that song because of the crying game. I loved
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: that song because they stuck at an ace Ventura. Other
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: birthdays today, Thank God for Jim Carrey. He got me
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: out of that hole just then. Other birthdays today. Lil
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Wayne is forty two. Gwyneth Paltrow, the creator of the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Goop Empire, is fifty two today. From Color Me Bad.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Mark Calderon is fifty four today. Which one was he
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: hang on? Let me let me take a look at
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: his face here real quick to see which one he is.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: It's the main dude, Okay, gotcha, yep, it's the front man.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: If that's what you want to call him. They had
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: they had a George. They were all look alike, say,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: like the Kenny g lookalike. They had a George Michael look.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Like they were. I don't think I knew that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you yeah, if you go look a bit
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: back at the band, like, they they all look like
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: the if you were on the sunset, like on the
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Boulevard and you're walking down, like you know, you
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: can take a picture with Batman, you can take a
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: picture with Spider Man whatever, like these guys like you
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: can take a picture with Kenny g and and George Michael.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they all looked like somebody else, which I thought
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: was fantastic. And they were also in an episode of
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: nine O two and oh.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Just oh yeah, yeah, Well that's how you knew they're
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: how big they were all? Right? So then Mark calder
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: On the front man for Color Me Bad? Who is
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: he the doppel ganger of uh?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I think that's why he stood out is he didn't
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: look like anybody else. Like everybody else there was a
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Kenny G. There's a guy with the yeah, and then
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: there was the guy with the five o'clock shadow and
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the perfect hair with the highlights, and that's the George
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Michael guy. Uh so, yeah, I don't remember.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I think the guy you're talking about that was a
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: George Michael guy. That's the guy whose birthday it is.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Ah see, that's what he is, not the front man
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I thought he was, then he was not. It was
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: just one of the one of the one of the
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: one of the bads.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I never really so this is all Randow information to me.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that all the guys in Color Me
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Bad were cheap knockoffs of other stars and therefore capitalizing
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: on the likeness of other people.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean that was a time when Kenny G
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: was uh kind of at his peak, like his uh
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: he was still he was cool, uh and George Michael
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: was still Jordan.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You're getting a serious vulcan eyebrow from the tray there.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I I did a bro nod with Kenny G at
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: an airport.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It was one of the highlights of that week for me.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Demand on that story whatsoever, just leave it as a
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: perfect i'd are you Kenny g is far cooler now
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: that he was back then. I agree with Trey there, Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: he's he's he's kind of reached a cult status now.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: The thing I'm left wondering in the thing I'm left
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: wondering is, uh, if the color be bad, guys all
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: resembled other singers and artists, what about us? Because there's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: four of us? So I mean, like, I guess Jerry.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Could be like Michael Bolton.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say, is Michael Bolton. Okay,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I'll take that.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Uh Huh.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Trey's got a couple. He looks a little like Ted Cruz,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a little bit like Grandpa Munster. Although with the eyebrow
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: you just did, you look like Leonard Nemo. See there
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it is spot Yeah. Uh. Roger is obviously cal Pin
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: and I obviously have no idea what I am am.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I like Dumpster Fire, Ben Affle, I have no I
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: don't think I look like anybody.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: No, you could you could be our? Uh, Matt Damon,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you could be our because he he's a fit guy.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: You got the short hair just like the same that
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: you guys don't know have. He doesn't have facial hair.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: But I would go Uh, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Uh love child, I'll take that. Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I mean if I if we want to reboot my
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: two dads.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I'm in. You'll be Matt Affleck, Ben Damon.
• 35:13
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  Speaker 1: there at Treehouse on Air. A couple of very important
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  Speaker 1: news stories to leave you with as we reach the
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  Speaker 1: end of the week inside the Treehouse. And when I
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  Speaker 1: say important to you, I really mean important to me
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  Speaker 1: because this story terrified me when I read the headline.
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  Speaker 1: A shark that can live for five hundred years has
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  Speaker 1: been found in the Caribbean. Researchers working in Caribbean waters
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  Speaker 1: got the shock of a lifetime after coming across a
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  Speaker 1: rare shark very far from home. The shark is four
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  Speaker 1: thousand miles away from where researchers believe it is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. Students from Florida International University had partnered with
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  Speaker 1: local fishermen off the coast of Belize. Their mission was
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  Speaker 1: to find and tag tiger sharks, which are extremely dangerous. However,
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  Speaker 1: they discovered something far more impressive and unusual. A large
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  Speaker 1: shark got hung up on the end of the fishing lines.
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  Speaker 1: It was not a tiger shark, and it did not
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  Speaker 1: look like any species the students or fishermen had ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: One of the students snapped a quick photo to consult
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  Speaker 1: with their advisor, and the advisor immediately recognized it and said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what this looks. It's like a greenland shark,
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  Speaker 1: and subsequently received confirmation from experts other experts on the
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  Speaker 1: elusive animal. Now, two things made this spotting so unusual. First,
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  Speaker 1: that this shark species lives in Arctic waters, which are
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  Speaker 1: roughly four thousand miles north of Belize. The other is
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  Speaker 1: that this shark species is ancient and half blind. Scientists
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  Speaker 1: who study greenland sharks estimate that they are two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty to five hundred years old. So a five
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  Speaker 1: hundred year old half blind shark is lost in the
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  Speaker 1: Caribbean at that age, I can understand why. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: but when you see when you see this particular shark,
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  Speaker 1: I think you'll understand why as well. So if you
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  Speaker 1: would please feast your eyes on the greenland shark which
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  Speaker 1: has been spotted in Caribbean waters. Is it just me
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  Speaker 1: or does that look a little dirty for a shark?
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  Speaker 2: Well, people look different five hundred years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Maybe that's just the face of an animal that seems.
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  Speaker 4: Some version, Yeah, like the shark version of fat guy
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  Speaker 4: in a little coat.
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  Speaker 1: It really is, because when you see his fins, like
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  Speaker 1: they look really small for that bulbous body and just
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  Speaker 1: unimpressed face, that's gotta be an evolutionary thing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, look, how cute that is?
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  Speaker 2: He just yeah, he's lost. He can't he can't swim back.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you jump in the water and you see
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  Speaker 1: this shark coming at you, you're not afraid because we're
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  Speaker 1: used to thinking that, oh my god, when you see
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  Speaker 1: a shark, it's gonna look like Jaws. And in this case,
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  Speaker 1: you're not getting Jaws. We're getting Jaws's special cousin. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you think torpedo with teeth. This looks like a manatee.
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  Speaker 1: He just can't turn around, and that's how he ended
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  Speaker 1: up in the Caribbean.
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  Speaker 2: Please, It's like can somebody like he's one of those guys, like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: can you turn me around and push me that way?
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe go ahead, Jared. Maybe this is the old
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  Speaker 1: shark version of moving to Florida. I think I think
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  Speaker 1: that's accurate because it's said that this type of shark
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  Speaker 1: is also half blind. So I mean, you're five hundred
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  Speaker 1: years old, you're half blind. You you you leave home
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  Speaker 1: with Arctic waters and you basically just nose bumped the
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  Speaker 1: entire Eastern seaboard until you end up in warmer waters.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the face you're going to get there.
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  Speaker 2: I hear Belieze is nice this time of year. He's
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  Speaker 2: that sharkause like you will see one day. One day,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave these Arctic waters and I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: somewhere warm, Like sure.
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  Speaker 3: You are, Doug, Sure, okay, he said, nose bump is
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  Speaker 3: laid down the Eastern Maybe got some of that cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: He just kept on trucking.
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  Speaker 1: Probably why he's been alive for five hundred years is
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: kept motivated.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to the source in Belize. He got a
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: taste in Miami. Is going to where it's made.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's on a worldwide adventure. You get enough
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  Speaker 1: of that cocaine in the Caribbean, up your shark nose
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, you're gonna you're gonna be the Magellan of sharks.
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  Speaker 1: Is this gonna be the next big movie franchise cocaine? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's that's the goal.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Hey man, you do cocaine for five hundred years,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna go half blind. I'm sure. I'm sure that's it.
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  Speaker 1: And you're also probably gonna have that very unimpressed look
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  Speaker 1: on your face because you've seen some done some things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do blow for five hundred years, See how
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  Speaker 4: you look?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't Yoda say something like that? And Revenge of the Jedi.
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  Speaker 1: When nine hundred year olds you become.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks hanging out with us inside the Treehouse today. If
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  Speaker 1: you see a five hundred year old shark in the water,
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  Speaker 1: just say hey, Doug. We will see you at Shaker
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