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Show #223 Warning of Content · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Welcome to this week's episode of b FY tw. This is your intern host
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  Stevie, and with me is Aggie. Say hi agi hi. So we
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  had some issues with this week's episode. Unfortunately, we had electrical storms and
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  kept losing power. So now we're in the basement and we gotta figure out
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  what the hell is going on. So we get an episode to you guys,
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  so be back with you in a moment. All right, gentlemen,
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  I know we're getting close, but I did set up a game for us
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  to play if you'd like to play a game. This is a trivia game,
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  so pretty much, I'll ask you guys a question. I'll give you
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  multiple choice and each of you can answer it and then I'll tell you what
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  the answers are. Not doing this for points, just for fun. So
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  this is from fun Trivia dot com. This is the Stoner Dude trivia quiz.
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  So the first question is the stoner dude in this flick played by James
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  Franco, supplied seth Rogen's process server with a particular strain before they embroiled themselves
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  in the inner battles of a major drug ring. What two thousand and eight
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  movie was? This? Is it? One Pineapple Express, two Lucky Charms,
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  three strawberry cough or four Snazzleberry. We're gonna start with doza. Sounds
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  like a fucking science test question. I hate to be the winner on that
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  one. That's Pineapple Express. I have Express. All right, Jeff,
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  what do you say? I'm gonna go ahead and piggyback off the man's answer,
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  fair enough, cheating completely, and you what do you think? What
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  was the third one? Again? The third one was strawberry cough? What
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  was the fourth one? Snazzleberry? Let's go with the right you be incorrect,
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  but does Jebba would be awesome, awesome. That was the first one
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  I've seen that would be like a half a time so bad. Now it's
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  sacrilegious, but I'm being dead serious. I've seen parts of it, have
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  you. Yeah, I've not seen the whole thing, the whole way through.
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  I think it's the opener, a little black and white with Bill Hayer
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  to the you know, and he's he's sitting there smoking. That's the best,
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  but that right there. Just then the guy and then the general steps
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  out and he gets on the phone. He's like, yes, ilegal,
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  yeah, all right, for the next one, you guys, ready,
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  all right, Sir. Dave Chappelle played the stoner dude and rappers, Sir
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  smoke a lot in what nineteen ninety eight stoner comedy about dealers getting in trouble
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  with a rival groller and subsequently invoking the spirit of Jerry Garcia. Is it
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  Friday, Half Baked, the Big Lebowski or Human Traffic starting with Jebbo.
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  This is the funny thing is I was just about to bring this movie up
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  because I would literally watch this movie, and every time I watched this movie,
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  I had to smoke, and I would only make it as far as
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  to uh the horse dying. I'd always get so stoned i'd pass out,
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  like and that's as far as I never knew that Half Baked had a whole
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  second half to it. I fell in love with that movie. The answer
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  is absolutely half Baked. But I fell in love with that movie. One
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  of my favorite parts is where Dave Chappelle calls fucking Clarius Williams at third He's
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  like, he's like phone break for Samson. He's like, Samson, this
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  is Sheila. Mama just said Claris, just like, shut up, bitch.
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  I don't know why I think it's the greatest thing ever. But yeah,
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  half baked all day long. That's my Jebba would half baked everybody.
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  What do you think? I'm pretty sure half Big is the only that Dave
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  Chappelle is in. He's definitely not in the Big. No, he's not.
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  He's definitely not. And Doze, are you thinking the same thing?
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  Yeah? I think we're just going on that half faked. Yes, you
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  guys are all be corrected. Is half faked? All right? Olly?
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  You get to start this one? Oh great, come on, man,
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  do me proud? All right, please do me proud on this question because
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  I love this fucking movie so much. Shit, especially these two. I
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  love these two fools method men. Redman played Stoner Dudes in What two thousand
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  and one Stoner film about two guys who gotten to college after smoking the ashes
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  of their dead friend. Is it how high accepted high scores or Freddy got
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  fingered? I think it's accepted. The look on your face says no.
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  But I'm going with my gut that it's accepted, because that's the only thing
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  that makes sense to my braid about college. Oh you would accepted, Doze?
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  What do you think? Ah? I can't remember if you watched this
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  movie, you're still here or not? Well, we haven't not a little
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  bit right. Why does it goes with how High? Jeff? But what
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  say you, sir? My answer is boo by us? Fuck you how
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  high? Mans? Like I didn't even think that it was like it gets
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  to rank in stone or classically, but they're so really there's like the few
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  and far between the stoner movies made during like my my younger years are get
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  so it's yeah, how High? Oh day long man, that's my ship.
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  Yeah, unfortunately you are incorrect, It's okay, but the answer is
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  okay. So already we found this little thing down here. I don't know
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  if this is the button we're supposed to press to get the power back on,
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  but I think we'll wait. I don't know. It's moving, it's
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  weird and five four three. Sorry. I was somewhere else just now.
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  I was like, I should we small. I saw and the image on
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  it, and it just taught me for some reason. And I was visibly
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  there on that bridge. Honestly, I thought it was those people in the
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  background getting married or whatever. You're getting married nice. I imagine it's going
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  on back there, wait for they're all jumping off there just online. It's
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  actually Lemmings. Yeah, Jesus for the briefost moment, I looked at Aaron
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  and saw that he was motionless, and then I glanced to you and saw
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  that you were just staring ahead of I thought it was me. I'm like,
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  ship, what the fuck happened? He fell into a time loop.
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  He went too hard on that cyberpunk thing. You think he is the implant?
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  Now, I thought the fae like real hard all of a sudden,
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  be like, Oh that's a good fave, dude. If it makes you
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  stop trying, that's a good fucking vasion. That's fucking funny. Sorry about
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  that. I mentioned that we were tired of this episode. Yeah, we're
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  still out of it. We're all a little tired. Oh that was interesting
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  to listen to. Well, I guess it's a good time as I need
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  to go on break before things get a little too out of hand, you
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  know what I mean? Uh? Yeah, So more after this, we're
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  gonna play game two, in which case Steve and I will be switching places
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  as he takes the host chair and I take his player seats, and we'll
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  do that right after this. Are you going through your bag when we're trying
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  to get the music going. Ship is sorry. I didn't even think of
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  it. With the professional it was like me with the eraser pen the last
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  time, just like constantly clicking it in the background. If you think,
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  like I haven't done this like two hundred something times, there should be at
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  least a specter of professionalism. Motherfucker that I took a nap. Last episode
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  when I was supposed to my god segment zoned out staring at a photo on
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  Stevie's I'm like that was like a solid, like five to eight seconds of
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  just silent, don't what's happening. My favorite was that he thought he was
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  too high. I'm like, I thought it was me. My time has
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  stopped. Oh fuck, I shouldn't have hit that. It was pretty entertaining.
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  I have a lord now. If I get so high, I can
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  control time. Oh, they'd be a cool superpower. Oh you give me
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  all your weed real quick. I can go get the new auto numbers everything
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  everywhere. Ald at four twenty and we're coming right back from break. We
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  still haven't found the power yet, but we did find a bone, so
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  I think we're on the right track all right. Back to more show.
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  So doing some very quick simple math, we found that Aggie destroyed this today
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  somehow, very good job, Aggie. You get one to two episode by
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  putting you in the first place so far for this episode, followed by Crunchy,
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  followed by the tag team later tonight Aaron and Stevie. Did I agree
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  to a tack scene tonight? But I might have been watching my buttole.
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  I got recordings saying, yes, you might be watching your butt. All
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  right, well, that was a lot of good stuff. We're going to
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  take another brief break here and hopefully find that breaker. It's going to be
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  broken headlines. I've got three news stories with the important words redacted from their
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  headlines, and all you have to do is fill in the blanks. You
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  get a point for making me laugh, but you can also get a point
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  if you're reasonably close to the correct headline, so you can choose how you
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  want to play it. The player who has correctly who's gotten the most points
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  at the end of this game, will win and get themselves one episode point.
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  So let's get started, shall we. Yes, let's do this.
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  I want to crush all of you. I don't know if you will,
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  but we'll find out. Stay confident, gentlemen, here is your first story.
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  Woman gets acne and depression from brother and boyfriend's d I Y blank blank.
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  Again, that's woman gets acne and depression from brother and boyfriends d I
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  Y blank blank, Stevie, woman gets acne from brother and boyfriends d I
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  y ass removal cream, hair removal cream. You can't remove her ass.
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  I forgot a word, so I try to remember the whole sentence to be
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  honest. That's the reason you got to laugh. You got to laugh because
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  it was asso and you realize afterwards, No, it's ass hair. If
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  you had just said ass hair removal cream, I would not have laughed.
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  I don't think so. No, but the facts removal ass removal cream.
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  Like I saw in your face the confusion. I was so confused. I'm
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  giving you a point for that. Well, Yah, laughterworks that you.
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  Oh look here's the breaker. Well looks like that's the end of this episode.
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  Thank you all for listening. I hope you all enjoyed, and now
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  back to making regular weekly content. Hm. Hey, it's Stevie again.
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  I just wanted to say thank you for understanding our difficulties with this week's episode.
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  We plan on being back to a full episode next week and to continue
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  on in the future. So until next time, be safe much love why
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  because fuck you, that's why. Oh my god, I gotta y fucker
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  go where we go? And also, okay, okay, is that folling
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  a fun I'm not sure what that is. I don't know really all.
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  Oh Drake Abby from the jump and run, then jump and jump, don't
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  got the camera then got the camera jump yeah. Yeh mh bo foggy boom mm hmmm