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OUTRO: The Allegations · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All You Made Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 3: Yeah man, yeah fellows new haircut?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean by definition, every haircut is new, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh jeez, I'm just pointing out something awesome that is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: Where'd you get it?
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  Speaker 1: At my local? He was good.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, there's something very nice about a big billy man
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  Speaker 5: running his hand through your heir isn't here? So I
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  Speaker 5: used to be kissing while I back in the day
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  Speaker 5: quite twitchy when I got you know, my haircut. Now
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  Speaker 5: it's like why, I don't know, because I was just
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  Speaker 5: an nervous sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Even someone with a clipper was scary.
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  Speaker 2: The presence of another human being, It wasn't scary.
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  Speaker 5: It was just my natural internal working skittish, skittish, I
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  Speaker 5: have little shakes.
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  Speaker 3: Right, And now your chill air is yeah, it's quite nice.
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  Speaker 2: What's it on your shirt today?
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  Speaker 3: It's the seagull shirt. That was it. It's a stork.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They are the storks.
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  Speaker 2: Love your beds, don't you.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi's trying has a new fit today, Jason, you noticed.
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  Speaker 2: That's got my well, this shirt I've had for a
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  Speaker 2: year and a half was so it's just a graphic tea,
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  Speaker 2: just a graphic tea. Man, it's not got Game of
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  Speaker 2: Thrones written on it, sadly, but I fucking have that added.
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  Speaker 2: And then I've got my sandals on as well, which
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  Speaker 2: we've got to get a photo of. Yes, so you
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  Speaker 2: get into details on that. And I fifty fifty on
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  Speaker 2: on the sandals. No, I'm good as gold. I'm all in.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs came and he gave me criticism, So we're going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about that on are Wow. Yeah Away.
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  Speaker 5: That's coming from a person that wears boat shoes, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: But also that's coming from a person who traditionally is
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  Speaker 4: nothing but complimentary and positive.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing I see term. Look, it's just
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  Speaker 2: a difference in taste.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean, you feel good and that's all that matters.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel good anymore because we can do it
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 5: He wears sort of like business slacks with boat shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Very corporate. You know, Pugs is very cool.
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  Speaker 2: He does this.
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  Speaker 5: Weird sort of half corporate and then tries to be
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  Speaker 5: funky and cool on top.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the clothing vision of a mullet like business
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  Speaker 4: at the front party of the like a.
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  Speaker 2: Radio clown, yes yeah, like a radio yeah, radio cloud.
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  Speaker 1: It's like he.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't know, he can't make his mind up when
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  Speaker 5: he gets changed.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a fucking chump.
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  Speaker 1: Am I going corporate? Am I going heap and kill?
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  Speaker 3: Or do I just flag all that? And just shot
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  Speaker 3: up looking like a.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man? So I wouldn't. I wouldn't. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is with Pugs lately.
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  Speaker 5: He's been giving me so much ship and I just
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  Speaker 5: get to the point now where I just go.
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  Speaker 2: I came in. I think it's because he's done his
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  Speaker 2: dashes over I think he wants to. It's his head
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  Speaker 2: doesn't over there, and he's going to get over there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you know he's there, old Pugs Hodak.
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  Speaker 1: He is a stepping stone.
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  Speaker 3: And of course it's like when I applied for the
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  Speaker 3: m Night Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yes you know I want to be a I forgot
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm only here so that I can lay the sort
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  Speaker 5: of groundwork for z B.
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  Speaker 3: You want to get on zi B.
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  Speaker 5: Totally man, it's going to become a total right wing
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  Speaker 5: nut job.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, nice, Yeah, he's saying that. That's what Matt
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  Speaker 3: Heather's no, no mad he's his own man, you reckon.
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  Speaker 1: He's quite right wing, that's all right.
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  Speaker 2: He told me how heavily lived he is, and then
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  Speaker 2: I saw him when he's not, because then I saw
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  Speaker 2: him hanging out with eight members of the National Partty.
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  Speaker 3: I think he just floats in between a floater. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: which is fair enough. What did you guys get up to?
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  Speaker 2: Hate you and your type? Key?
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  Speaker 3: My type? What's my type?
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  Speaker 2: Guys with mustachios?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck that guy? Did he seriously say that?
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  Speaker 2: He's been going on about it all week?
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  Speaker 3: Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: What with you? But you are in that group?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The whole Chy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hurarchy, The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of nice shits, oh keys, he's really stepped out
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  Speaker 5: of the box today.
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  Speaker 3: He sitt out of the box.
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  Speaker 2: Man, what have you been doing in the box? Causey
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  Speaker 2: jack in.
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  Speaker 3: The box, jacket in the box.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to have to have a fear of discussion
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  Speaker 2: about Matt Heath as well, because he's an ardent fan
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  Speaker 2: of this podcast. Yes he is.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to say about why did Matt Heath.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't go so far as to say he's a
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  Speaker 5: fascist or a Nazi or a Nazi. Let's just say
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  Speaker 5: he's very right.
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  Speaker 2: Put it to you this way. He's got a very
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  Speaker 2: short haircut. Yes, Now does that make him a skinny?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I used I love Matt Heath, is what I used
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  Speaker 4: to say before I found out about the mustache stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like I used to he used
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  Speaker 3: to be.
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  Speaker 2: He was saying that the mustache on a man, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: should never be wider than the extremities of the left
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  Speaker 2: and right nostril.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, far out.
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  Speaker 2: He's got some interesting views, man, oh, I know that's
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  Speaker 2: what he's doing so well.
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  Speaker 4: Because before, like he was the reason I joined Hodaki. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I was like all the rest of those announces like
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  Speaker 4: Hoidy j Lee or that I could take it to leave, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: mad Heth. And when I find out he hates mustaches
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  Speaker 4: unless they're what the width of your knows, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: an interesting look.
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  Speaker 2: Could you could you test that out?
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  Speaker 1: Just on that front, I've got to say, man, I.
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  Speaker 3: Love the idea of mat. He's just readily driving to
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  Speaker 3: work listening to this guy.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 2: He's also giving up drinking. Do you know that about me?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you know who else doesn't drink?
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  Speaker 1: Probably a lot of people, Donald Trump? Oh yeah, Just
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  Speaker 1: on the whole Hitler thing. I can't help.
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  Speaker 5: But notice when I get her here, you know they
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  Speaker 5: I looked so like Adulf Hitler.
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  Speaker 3: Huh.
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  Speaker 5: It's really quite scary the way my hair sets when
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  Speaker 5: they sort of flatten it all down.
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  Speaker 1: I go, oh my god, easy mustache.
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  Speaker 4: And mustache is not a Hitler of a stage. It's
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  Speaker 4: completely the wrong close. But Adolf Hitler, he would tell
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  Speaker 4: her over you.
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  Speaker 1: He was a big Yeah, I'm the same high as
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  Speaker 1: him as well.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know I said Pugs?
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  Speaker 4: I sent Pugs the thing last night, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why I realized it, but I saw
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  Speaker 4: have you seen do you remember what Parker looks like
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  Speaker 4: off Thunderbirds?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, that looks exactly that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know when to use it's
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  Speaker 2: a shock.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know when we're going.
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  Speaker 2: To use it. Believely, Jose, that's not a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's and.
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  Speaker 2: He is a he's got a real deviant look to him.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't he really old looking?
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  Speaker 4: He's got a real picture robbery, has got a robbery
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  Speaker 4: face driving his CARDI work.
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  Speaker 1: They said, well look I got to see. Oh come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have.
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  Speaker 4: Messive tower of you.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing like me.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: If you just put we're just going to zoom and
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  Speaker 2: have you got to high clarity image?
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  Speaker 3: Parker Thunderbird in a good.
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  Speaker 2: Good little picture of the post. It will give you
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  Speaker 2: something else to do when you're doing yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I just I saw a photo of him and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: I get to a lot of people going to get
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  Speaker 5: one is not accurate. Others I look at and I go, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: I see it. I see it, But that one I
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  Speaker 5: don't see it.
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  Speaker 4: How about this, we'll put it to bed. We'll run
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  Speaker 4: a pole on it. Instagram story just does look like park.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot say that that does not look like Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Is the big pole today?
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  Speaker 3: That does Jase look like?
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  Speaker 2: Or is there Park from?
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  Speaker 3: And then if they vote yes to refer to.
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  Speaker 2: That is gold? Look at that? Look at that.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't see the resemblance. I don't know what
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  Speaker 5: it was there. Don't worry about it. It's the same.
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  Speaker 3: It's not there. It's just a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody gets it.
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  Speaker 3: I just think it's just it's such an interesting looking character.
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  Speaker 2: Park. It was really good.
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  Speaker 5: So is that our big pole today or your leather
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  Speaker 5: sandals with slacks?
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  Speaker 2: Probably the sandals.
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  Speaker 3: Well we're on just a little bonus and we just
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  Speaker 3: does like Park?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, And then is the caption for this this podcast?
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  Speaker 3: Is it hod j you Lid Special or Matt Heath
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  Speaker 3: is Hitler.
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  Speaker 2: Question Mark King.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to leave Pugs with those big yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows which ones to do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, he'll be fume and after we win in
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  Speaker 5: this afternoon. So I don't trust and I always come
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  Speaker 5: out worse in that regard.
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  Speaker 1: Either me or you will get the raw end of that.
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  Speaker 3: Keys Pugs, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Because he always always find.
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  Speaker 2: Is that on the title of the parties, he edits.
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  Speaker 5: He edits in such a way to make it look
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  Speaker 5: worse than it is or sound worse than it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, most of the time it's pretty true to what's
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  Speaker 4: been spoken. That flies by man tell you what four
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  Speaker 4: minutes on five minutes on Matt Heath Natsy Thunderboots. I
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  Speaker 4: should put out man, he's has probably gonna run a
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  Speaker 4: reply on this, So he's welcome to come down here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: to the party and explain. Open invitation has always made Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listening to The Big show Man four seven week
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  Speaker 3: days right now. Yeah, good listening