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Celebrating Black 'Scream Queens': A Look at Their Influence in Horror · Blerd’s Eyeview

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so insidious that I need an apprentice tag master with the forest peak the context in my sentence rap the phantom like the sitters just don't ask me what my pen is like they know that I'm the meanest who
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you kidding, bitch?
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to turn this bitch to fury road since animated I'm the one that crew congratulated when this will provide protective cover like it's laminated Damn, I made this 16 like a guillotine it's fascinating if you think that you're ahead,
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you get decapitated all that aside, I ain't merely here to rap words I'm here to tell you who representing for the black nerds and to remind you neither one of these are bad words Biggest living mirrors, they just
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choose to see it bad words who be the leaders of discussion when the topic dissections got the culture under microscopic lanes?
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Who got the type that you can miss it from the start and make you feel like an expert on this subject by the time it shoots?
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another show with such a fine cast?
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I know hated you don't have to have absurd IQs they know you can't relate because they're nerds Like.
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Like you help.
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You'll see the world from a blur eye view.
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You are now tuned in to Blur ey View.
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And without further ado, we out.
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Yeah.
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Hey, everybody, thank you for another what in the world Episode is going on a blurred side view.
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This is your host, your man on the wall, captain of the ship, Chris Fury.
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Thank you for tuning in.
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Thank you, everybody.
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Who's checking us out?
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Let's see who's checked in already.
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I know Mal's in the building.
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What's going on?
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Mal, Mal's in the building.
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What's happening?
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Chrissy D's in the building.
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What's going on, Christy?
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So, yeah, we are just getting started.
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This is such a weird thing.
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So.
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But anyway, glitching's galore.
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My man.
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My brother from another.
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That sounds just such an old term, but it's true.
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Navy Martel's in the building.
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What's going on, Navy?
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What's going on, man?
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I can't call it.
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So what if Fantastic Four.
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Let me blow that up.
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Let me blow you up.
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I gotta.
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I gotta see that.
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What a Fantastic Four.
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Oh, the original Marvel bullpen had become the man.
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Oh, wait, do I have that copy?
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I don't know if I have that copy.
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I remember seeing that, that, that cover before.
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Bro.
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Let me tell you, I'm still going.
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That man, that man had some.
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That man has some gems, right?
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And some of them, storyline wise, could definitely come up with something.
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Yeah.
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Remember this one?
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Oh, oh, now that one I've definitely read.
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I've definitely read the Rick Jones one.
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I got one more.
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I got one more.
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Hold on, hold on.
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I gotta pull the right one.
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What if.
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Oh.
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Four other people.
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Black Spartan.
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Yo.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So if you didn't watch Navy Martel's Tick Tock Live.
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Sunday.
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Yeah, Sunday.
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Yeah, it was Sunday.
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He was doing the bagging board and he was going through all his covers and everything else and all the, all the, all the gyms he's already.
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He already owns through, through a certain gentleman who either didn't care or didn't realize what he was sitting on.
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I'll say it once and I will say it again as my screen is froze.
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That man is sitting on other stuff.
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He is sitting on other stuff.
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If he gave that away, he didn't care.
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He genuinely care.
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Look, there's.
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There.
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That's why, you know, when they did the what if series, I was excited.
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It's literally a series that you can take a break and come back and do more stories later on.
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You.
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You can get Away with it.
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What ifs are.
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Are literally endless stories.
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There are so much source material that you could create the what if series animated just by the story lines that came out from the comics.
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It is unbelievable.
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And like I said before, this is an introduction to new characters that this generation knows a little about.
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Not.
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Not to cut you off, maybe, but what was that Fantastic Four issue you had beforehand?
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Oh, hold on, hold.
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On.
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What if the Marvel bullpen was.
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Became.
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Had.
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Became the fantastic.
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Wow.
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What's happening, Bama?
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And it's in great freaking condition, too.
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It is very impeccable.
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I would give at minimum, a six.
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Minimum.
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And we're talking this.
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And I'm guessing you sat there.
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Show that one again.
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Show the cone in one again.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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I was gonna say.
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And I'm guessing you told old boy, like, look, wherever your storage area is at, I'm sure we can come up with something.
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Oh, he'll be back.
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They always come back.
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Because Sergeant Fury fought World War II in outer space.
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See these.
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This man is.
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This man is sitting on Silver Age.
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Yeah, this man is sitting on a.
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But, man, look.
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Those are like absolute gems.
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Like, those are how.
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Yeah, this one was one of my.
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I screamed when I saw this one.
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You know how hard it is to find that with.
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Yeah, that one.
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Y' all remember the Lego ads on the back?
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Whoopty freaking, dude.
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What's up, baby?
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There she is.
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Fresh press by Z.
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If you're not checking her out, you need to.
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She's an artist.
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She's been putting them on there.
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Oh, by the way, Spartan, I have an extra one of these.
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I will send it to you, bro.
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You know what?
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If I wasn't already married.
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He said.
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What that got to do with it, man, I'll take.
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I.
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I will take it.
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But you know.
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Okay, good, because I got.
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I got another one.
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It's not gonna do me any good to have another one.
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That, man, I wouldn't look at that.
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Whatever that.
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Oh.
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See, you know what?
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And I have a final one just for you.
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My.
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Just.
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Just for Chris.
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Just for Chris.
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I have a final one.
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This one, I think.
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I think both you'll appreciate, but this one.
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Yeah.
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There'S nobody left.
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Absolute gems.
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Yes.
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Everything goes like.
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I hope I will be doing backing and boarding on Tick Tock for here on.
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Because I have to re.
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Bag and board my entire collection.
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So I will be.
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I think that's going to be a thing I do on Tick Tock.
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I must say, if that man comes back I know.
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He said he used to know a lot.
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Dude, the blessing.
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I'm.
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Let me tell you, I started bagging and boarding everything.
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And let me tell you.
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Yo.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The Dollar Adventure comics, man, that was.
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That was.
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That was value right there.
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Especially with Aquaman Dead man.
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Flat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, yes.
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Ah, man, look.
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Well, Spartan, you were in the live.
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You were watching Alive, like I was watching the live.
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And.
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What Navy had.
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What he was bagging.
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Boring.
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Then, look, here I was.
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I was making dinner, and I kept.
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Look, I'm like, yo, wait, wait.
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I can't.
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Oh, I can't rewind it.
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It's live.
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Let me stop for a second and watch cooking dinner while you're doing this.
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Because your wife will get mad because you're gonna burn some.
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I will say the same thing then, that I sat there in the live.
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I'm not jealous.
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I'm not jealous, but dang it, if that.
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Man, I was telling.
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I was telling.
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Maybe I was telling Navy in the live.
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Look, either he doesn't care or he's gauging to see what else he can bring.
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It's either one of the two.
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He knows what he has.
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He's gauging on something because he's.
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Dude, he sold us the first appearance of Punisher.
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Willingly.
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Yes.
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I did the appraisal on this comic collection.
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So if I was.
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If I was.
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If I was dirty, if I was low down, which I'm not, I would have got.
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I would have gotten some things, but I am not built like that.
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This man sold the first entrance of the Punisher.
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The first appearance of the Punisher.
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First appearance.
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Has he.
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Does he.
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Does he have money?
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He has a storage unit.
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Lately, we've been getting a lot of people who have been bringing in stuff that they've gotten for cleaning out houses.
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It's been insane.
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Today, another dude came in.
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He brought magic cards.
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He brought the Doctor who card game, the vampire card game, and, of course, some comics.
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So I now have Catwoman number one, Groot number one, Uncanny X Men 400 and a few others.
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No.
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No.
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Yeah.
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He said, do you want these comics?
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I don't want.
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I said, sure.
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Click up.
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See, I ain't gonna lie.
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I would have to go outside and see where he's driving.
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Because.
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If he's driving something nice, I'd be like, you know what?
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Lanes a lot.
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Sir, we are not doing it.
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I'm not telling.
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I'm not telling you to stalk the person.
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I'm just saying listen for the engine sound.
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That's everything.
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You want to know?
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my goodness.
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Look, it's, it's, it's wild.
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And since Lifty popped up in here, somebody brought in the in.
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I think the entire first 20 issues of someone is Killing the Children.
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Nice.
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Listen.
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Like I said folks, I love that writer.
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Let me tell you, never misses.
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He does not miss God.
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And I'm preaching to the choir because I know the people, the people that's in our audience right now, that's, that's watching this.
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They know, but you don't.
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But the, for the people who's going to watch later or the listeners, let me tell you something.
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A real fan of the genre will never care about price.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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They will care about that story.
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They will care about that moment in time where they were at.
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They, that's all that matters.
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Like it could, it could that.
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Trust me.
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My grandmother bought me as a Superman comic.
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Whatever happened to the man of Tomorrow?
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That that cover was tattered to hell.
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And I didn't care as a, as a 10 year old kid.
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All I was trying to figure out was these are all different stories of Superman.
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I have no idea what's going on, but it's Superman.
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See that just that just it, it didn't matter to me.
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And I still have that book cover.
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Tattered to Hell is bagged, it's boarded, you know, in, in Navy and Spartan.
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You can test it.
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The quality of the COVID the paper that they use then.
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Oh yeah, and I talked about that too.
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The difference between Marvel and DC and the paper quality.
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Yeah.
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It's so evident with time.
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Because Marvel holds up better than D.C.
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Because they don't, they don't use cotton.
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Yeah, yeah.
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In their paper.
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That's the, I mean fines, they fold over, over time.
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The 20 cent era, they, they did that and I was like why is comm looking like a double size?
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What the hell?
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That was the reason I, I kind of like my agricult, my agricultural class back then.
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That was the only reason.
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Oh.
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Glory, glory, glory.
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My, my, my.
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This is one of the ones he actually gave me.
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Again, willingly, Willingly, sir.
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I'm not saying you threatening people Navy, but I'm like willingly gotta be threatening.
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Yes, right.
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If it's there.
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Right.
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No, I don't mean to make it seem maybe like you're not like you're a very charming individual.
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Let's just be honest about that.
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The point I'm getting at is this man, like I said, I think he, I think he's trying to see.
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Okay, they'll take this.
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They'll take this.
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What if I bring in what I'm holding on to and see what he says then?
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If I took.
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If I showed you the size of the boxes that he brought in right.
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Now, I.
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I wonder.
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I wonder if he's doing that for someone and that someone might be Nicholas Cage.
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I'm just saying that would be.
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You know what?
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That's diabolical, bro.
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You'll know, because if he brings in a Superman number one and be like, I.
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I have this for a buyer.
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And he owns, like, he owns several copies of that.
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Yeah, that's how big of a Superman fan Nicholas Cage is.
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I mean, the fact the man's name is Nicholas Cage.
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His.
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One of his favorite characters is Luke Cage.
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That's where his.
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He's not even a Cage by birth.
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So here's a question for all y'.
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All.
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Do you remember the first comic that you ever got that got the ball rolling for you?
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Batman254.
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That.
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That Superman cover I told you about?
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That Superman that did it.
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I mean, that.
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That I was always involved in comics in some.
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In a.
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In some form, but because I was always a fan of Superman, you know, issues.
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Yeah, Like, I could see the issues.
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And I don't remember the numbers.
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I remember one was a X Men comic.
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Okay?
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That's all that matters.
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You say, say less.
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And the other one was.
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Oh, yo.
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That was the OG before there was OGs.
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He came down.
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He says, y' all feelings.
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I'm going after these race.
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What are y' all talking about?
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Right?
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Gonna be your friend.
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I'm trying to take them out.
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You in the way.
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You in the way.
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Like, oh, this.
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This don't care, Bama.
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You just.
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You tapped into it.
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He said, we need more black writers.
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And I realized that I should do it myself.
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And all my ideas certainly came screaming out.
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Yes.
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That's how it starts.
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That.
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That's how that.
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That's how.
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That is the birth of a writer.
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Not only is it the birth of a writer, it's the birth of a universe.
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Mal says the Avengers, John Byrne era, great era was set 1977 for him.
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There's actually.
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They.
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People on Tick Tock are actually.
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I wish I could remember the channel's names, but they are actually giving, like, recommendations on what X Men comics to read.
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Like, certain errors.
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And.
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And the errors that they pick are.
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Number one, they're the classic errors.
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And then they pick Morrison's run.
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Yep, yep.
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You know, and then they picked the last Krakoan run, which has been fantastic.
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Yeah.
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You know, Every run that he picked, you know, even, Even the Fort, the Phoenix Five, even that, Even that era when, when, when the Phoenix Force came back.
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Yeah.
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With a, With a vengeance, man.
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That whole AVX run was avx.
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It was insane.
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It's true.
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Definitely.
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Some.
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It was, is, it's, it's something different, man.
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Yeah.
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People that really wonder why we are in love with comics.
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It's the stories, it's the memories.
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It's what it, just, what it means is like, it's the conversations when you hear people say, oh, I don't like politics and comics.
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I said, politics and comics go hand in hand.
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And it's always been there.
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Don't read that.
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Don't read X Men.
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Yeah, don't read X Men.
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Don't read Captain America.
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Then if, if you feel that way, those are two books you just don't want to read.
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Or Marvel.
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Marvel's Run Star Wars.
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Don't read Punisher.
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Don't read Night Thrasher.
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Don't, don't read Daredevil.
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You said, you said there were two of them.
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Excellent comment.
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And the other one was Rom Space Night.
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Okay.
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Do you remember what it felt like to read that book?
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Because I would say the first comic that did it for me was little Audrey number 29 from 1954.
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And I still have it.
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Wow.
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I, I only know of Little Audrey because there was a book my grandmother got me, and it talked about the art of comics and it talked about the progression of comics, and Little Audrey was one of those mentioned,
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you know, and then they started talking about the, the Phantom and the Spirit and then stretching all the way.
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It was a beautiful time.
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Oh, my God, that book.
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And I would, I knew it was a book, but I was, I was 14.
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I was so excited.
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Tearing open the package.
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She was like, before she could say, be careful, I had tore the COVID because it was, it was paper wrapped.
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Yeah, I, I, I was part of me.
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The heart dropped a little bit.
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However, I read that book cover to cover every single moment I had.
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No, Little Audrey wasn't a little Lulu clone.
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Okay, Bama, I'm gonna need you.
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That goes back to what we were saying.
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Like, this is the reason why comics resonate with us.
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I mean, it's, it's the story, sometimes the characters, and it's also representation.
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Let's be honest.
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We see there was a lot of our, There's a lot of ourselves we see in comics.
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Like, a lot of us could resonate with Isaiah Bradley.
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A lot of us could resonate with Black Panther.
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A lot of us could resonate with Mr.
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Terrific.
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And I can keep going down the list of, you know, not just African American characters, but just characters in general.
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So outside of stories, characters and just the overall theme of it all.
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I mean, again, we.
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We do love a great story, and at the same time, a lot of these comics are great stories, and this.
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You know, some of them are a little bit more graphic than others.
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But, hey, you get warm before you.
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Open the COVID You know, I'm glad you mentioned some are a little more graphic than others, because there was a time when There was a 800 number that you had to call to see if Jason Todd would live
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or D.
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And that's how we got.
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That's how we got the Red Hood or the.
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The latest iteration of Red Hood.
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I.
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I forgot.
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I forgot.
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The writer who came up with that.
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They said it was.
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They said it was a writer that came up with that idea and pitched it.
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And they.
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And I don't know if it was.
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A bet or something.
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They said.
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They said, you know, you're not getting anybody to call this number.
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Nobody's gonna call to find out.
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Oh, they called that number.
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Oh, they shut.
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They shut the.
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I think it was a switchboard got shut down researching.
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Right.
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But sorry, sorry.
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I had to bounce for a second.
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I just realized I had something for Whoopty.
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So the next time I'm down in.
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Atlanta in the Mansion.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, nice.
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So this is coming to you, my dear Lando.
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That looks dope.
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Nice.
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And see, that's the other thing.
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Really good comics have really good covers.
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Because you know what it is.
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It always comes down to.
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And I'm not saying.
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I'm not saying we as a people, but just we, as in comic book readers in general, we appreciate art.
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And if you take.
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And if you take care in the COVID that means you take care in the story.
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So, yeah, it all goes together.
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And people who are just getting it.
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If you.
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If you weren't there for the Alex Ross era.
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Jesus Christ, man.
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And his.
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His man, his variant covers that are coming out.
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Oh, man.
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That man said.
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That man said, I'm gonna put these out.
23:53
And then I'm just gonna sit and let y' all just wonder, did I really do it?
23:57
I was like, we know you did it because your style is unique.
24:01
It's like the realism.
24:03
Yeah.
24:03
Freaking.
24:05
I'm like, so that's how he would look?
24:07
Oh, that's how he would.
24:08
And he didn't do it just for Marvel.
24:09
He did for Marvel and dc, but.
24:12
He'S One of the most reclusive people you'll ever meet.
24:15
Yes, him.
24:16
He, he does not make appearances very often.
24:19
When he does, that means he is selective.
24:20
There's a reason behind it.
24:22
I can't remember the last time he made an appearance in San Diego.
24:27
I cannot remember.
24:29
See, there you go, Bama.
24:31
Todd McFarlane's runs.
24:33
Yeah, the runs on Todd McFarland for web of Spider man is, is a great run because it's how we got Venom.
24:39
It's how we got that contortionist style of Spider man in the wild looking webs.
24:45
It's.
24:45
It's time is the reason.
24:47
And we have that spider man.
24:48
When McFarlane started his run at the store, we again, people don't know what they have.
24:54
And I get the honor of looking at them and going, you serious?
24:59
Okay.
25:00
Hey, as long as you ask twice.
25:02
Twice.
25:04
Once is right.
25:05
Twice is confirmed that way.
25:06
Jay.
25:07
I didn't even ask.
25:07
He just said, I don't want these comics.
25:09
You want these?
25:09
Sure.
25:10
And I went, oh, so and so would like this.
25:12
So and so like this.
25:13
I saw the Lando.
25:14
I said, let's go and whoop these house.
25:18
You learn better than I did.
25:20
I, I learned to keep my mouth shut.
25:24
What, what's the point of having this if I can't share with the people that love it?
25:27
I'm not talking about that.
25:27
I'm talking about informing the, informing what they have.
25:30
That's why I said I learned to keep my mouth shut.
25:32
Nah.
25:32
Oh, yeah, yeah, he found.
25:33
Yeah, I forgot the infamous, the infamous.
25:38
Hotel.
25:39
Yeah, that's what the original ass.
25:42
Don't tell.
25:44
Don't volunteer information if you wasn't asked.
25:46
Look, I, I, but yeah, it is.
25:49
I, I.
25:50
Will I ever buy like in Spartan's case, will I ever buy a comic of, of that importance from a convention?
26:00
Probably not only because I know.
26:04
Yeah.
26:05
But will I gladly hunt one down?
26:07
Oh, most definitely.
26:10
But also at the same time, these mom and not to say these mom pop stories aren't bad.
26:14
These mom and pop stores are freaking vital.
26:17
But you got a few of them that if you walk in there and you go in their long boxes and you pull stuff out and you're just like, yeah, how much is this?
26:28
You you went from, you know, usually go from.
26:31
Do you know what you have to.
26:33
How much is this?
26:34
Is it really 25 cents?
26:36
Okay, take it and run with it.
26:38
This is why I love Carolyn.
26:40
John's here in Cam's corner here in Cleveland, Ohio.
26:45
John and I've told the story before, but John is.
26:48
He's a firefighter for the city of Cleveland.
26:50
He's actually, I think, a captain now.
26:52
And thank you for your service.
26:56
And his.
26:56
His grandfather was an immigrant, and his grandfather learned to read.
27:02
And I've heard a lot of these stories from other people whose parent.
27:06
Grandparents were immigrants.
27:07
His grandfather learned English reading comics, and he gave those comics to John, which started his love of.
27:17
Of comics.
27:18
And he's finished his entire run of Avengers.
27:21
Classic Avengers.
27:23
You know, it's like when you hit that pinnacle, you're just like, what else is there?
27:28
There's nothing else.
27:30
You're just.
27:30
Now it's just like, I have the run I want.
27:35
Everything else is just kind of.
27:38
Also not to be educational, but kids actually do better if they read more.
27:42
They do.
27:45
My mother couldn't.
27:46
My mother kept my face in the book.
27:48
And.
27:48
And look, it's therapeutic.
27:53
I remember getting tips from the restaurant I used to work at and going right next door to spellbinders, which no longer exists.
28:01
And.
28:01
And using all my tips to get.
28:05
And this was in the 90s.
28:06
This was like.
28:07
Like late 90s, getting X Men.
28:12
Wow.
28:12
The eight different issue.
28:13
Eight different versions of Spider man.
28:15
And.
28:15
And.
28:16
And nice cleaning house, like, stacks.
28:21
That part that say, get off work going.
28:25
I'm getting off work at Friday.
28:27
Late Friday.
28:28
I'm up late.
28:28
What?
28:29
Reading and watching Spawn on hbo.
28:32
Oh, goodness.
28:32
That part.
28:33
That part.
28:34
See that.
28:35
See, I had a go ahead.
28:38
I said, it's funny you should mention that.
28:40
I actually have Spawn open on a tab on my computer.
28:45
That's great minds right there.
28:47
See, my.
28:49
See, my origin stories are slightly different because mom wanted me to study encyclopedias.
28:53
Dad was like, here, get all the Batman comics you want.
28:55
But I had it.
28:56
But the compromise was I had to read the encyclopedia.
28:59
I'm like, okay, so learn how to speed read, pick up on stuff.
29:04
Hey, Chris, I need you to do me a favor.
29:06
What's that?
29:06
I need you to pick a number between four and five.
29:10
Three.
29:13
See, this is why we can't.
29:15
Oh, you said four or five.
29:16
We can't have nice things.
29:18
See, this is why.
29:19
That's why I was like, wait, wait a minute.
29:21
I'm on the poor Lady Mandalorian.
29:25
There we go.
29:26
All right.
29:28
No.
29:31
Four.
29:32
All right.
29:32
Yeah, four.
29:33
I'm sending this to you.
29:35
Oh, hey, hey.
29:36
What was five?
29:44
I'll take the choice.
29:45
I just wanted to know the prize game.
29:48
What was behind door number five?
29:49
Okay.
29:50
Okay, that's good.
29:51
No, no, I wouldn't have missed out, by the way.
29:53
Right?
29:55
This was unexpected.
29:58
Yo.
29:59
Damn.
30:00
How this was unexpected.
30:04
Man.
30:05
You could.
30:06
For all those that can't read.
30:07
For all those that can't read.
30:08
Reverend you might explain the significance of.
30:10
The one you're holding.
30:11
Please.
30:13
Oh, this is King Size Special.
30:17
Avengers number one.
30:18
This has got a lot of first appearances in it.
30:22
A lot of first appearances in it.
30:24
It.
30:24
And what's crazy about this, this issue is this when they started doing their king size, and they had a whole run of doing the king size, so.
30:35
But it has no back cover.
30:37
So let's see once again, spine's still intact.
30:42
It doesn't matter.
30:43
Right?
30:43
As a matter of fact, show the back of that again.
30:45
That's the.
30:45
That's.
30:46
That's the special page, y'.
30:49
All Remember this?
30:54
You can get 204 Revolutionary War soldiers for $2.
30:58
Remember all the.
30:59
Not all the knockoff toys they were selling on the back end of those comics?
31:03
Yeah, the army, man.
31:03
Now remember, it's.
31:04
Remember, it's a.
31:05
It's a rush coupon.
31:07
Yeah, now.
31:09
Got it.
31:09
Masters of Evil's first appearance.
31:11
Yes.
31:11
Master of Evil first appearance.
31:13
Yeah.
31:14
And they're right there on the.
31:19
That is.
31:20
That's a gold mine.
31:22
That's a gold mine.
31:23
Yeah.
31:23
Y', all.
31:24
If someone say, what, I want to be like navy when I grow up, man?
31:31
Blessed and highly favored, please.
31:35
Bearded and weird.
31:36
Okay, yeah, you can have that.
31:40
No, that.
31:40
Those.
31:41
Those.
31:42
But it does.
31:42
It goes.
31:43
Once again.
31:44
It's just.
31:44
This is.
31:45
My wife would ask me, why am I watching this animation of something before I go to bed?
31:52
And I said, because it's.
31:54
It's therapeutic for me.
31:56
Yeah.
31:56
Like, I.
31:57
I will play Batman brave and bowl Batman.
31:59
The.
32:00
I.
32:00
If I put Batman and animated series on, I may not go to sleep.
32:03
I'm just.
32:04
I'm just gonna.
32:05
I'm not gonna hold you down.
32:06
I'm like, oh, that was this episode when Scarecrow almost got the upper hand.
32:12
And this is why I can't play HBO Max at night.
32:14
Because if I try to.
32:15
If I play it at night, I.
32:16
Might as well just stay up and.
32:17
Might as well just stay up and just beat the kids up.
32:19
Look, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean the other night, starting with the first one, and I was just like, yeah, I'm not tired yet.
32:27
Let me finish watching this.
32:28
You know, I'll watch this and then let the second one play while I'm sleeping.
32:34
See, that's why.
32:35
I know I couldn't do that.
32:35
I couldn't do that with Batman beyond because I'm like.
32:37
And next episode Would you like to watch?
32:40
No hbo, Max.
32:41
I would.
32:42
You don't care about my sleep.
32:43
It's funny you mentioned that, baby.
32:44
Yeah.
32:45
My wife called herself turn the tv.
32:46
Thought I was sleep.
32:47
I was just like.
32:52
I can see you.
32:53
What are you doing?
32:54
What are you doing?
32:56
I wanna know who.
32:56
I wanna know who did it.
32:58
The hell you doing?
32:58
I just wanna know.
32:59
She's like, your eyes is closed.
33:00
No, they weren't.
33:01
My glasses are on.
33:04
Focus my wife and svu.
33:07
As soon as I turned off, I was watching.
33:08
No, you was.
33:09
You was bust off.
33:10
Sworn you was out together.
33:14
Keep them stuck.
33:16
Just wake up.
33:17
The butler did it is on.
33:19
What are you talking about?
33:23
Oh, man.
33:23
So yeah, it's.
33:24
I.
33:24
But it does.
33:25
Reading classic comics or anything like.
33:29
Like Whoopty.
33:30
Has a freaking library of.
33:32
Yes.
33:33
Of.
33:33
Of tombs.
33:34
Of tomes in her.
33:35
In her possession.
33:37
And when you get a chance, like I have complete runs of Sherlock Holmes.
33:44
Nice.
33:45
That's amazing.
33:46
The Odyssey.
33:48
You know, Greek.
33:49
Greek gods and stories.
33:50
Like I.
33:52
My wife said, what did you bring this big old book home with Sherlock?
33:55
I was like, he's actually like one of my favorite characters.
33:59
And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
34:01
I gotta give.
34:02
Between him and him and writing Moriarty.
34:05
Him and him in the final case in Moriarty.
34:07
And I was like, that's why the waterfall.
34:09
Yeah.
34:12
And the thing about it is, like I was telling that if you realize that if you really want to.
34:16
If you really want to get down to.
34:17
It's those first editions.
34:18
Like, I wanted the first edition of the County Monte Cristo.
34:21
I wanted the first edition of the Shaw of Shawshank Redemption.
34:24
I won the first editions of the Hobbit.
34:27
Like the whole.
34:28
The whole unabridged Hobbit.
34:30
So it included everything.
34:32
Also freaking hard to find if you could find it.
34:34
It's freaking expensive.
34:35
But again, just great storytelling.
34:39
And here's my second in command.
34:41
You really can't put a price on that.
34:43
Really.
34:43
Bama.
34:44
Hi, baby.
34:46
Hi.
34:46
You go ahead and rest.
34:50
I went when we first moved to Cleveland like 15 years ago.
34:53
15, 20 years ago.
34:56
Went to the Cleveland White downtown library.
34:58
And.
34:59
And first off, it's a beautiful library.
35:06
Walking in there, you ever see those movies like.
35:08
Or those TV shows or movies like the Librarians or anything like that?
35:13
Like.
35:13
Or Supernatural.
35:14
You're just like, oh, this is how Sam felt when he walked.
35:18
And he was the Men of Letters during Supernatural.
35:21
Oh, that's what that means.
35:23
Yeah.
35:24
Smell.
35:25
The smell of old books.
35:26
Books.
35:27
And just sitting down, I'm like, oh, let me sit down and read this.
35:30
We got somewhere to go.
35:31
Do we all.
35:33
You can say it.
35:34
Smell like pledge and white diamonds.
35:36
Yeah.
35:37
Oh, whoopty.
35:37
I got you.
35:38
I just saw your message.
35:39
I got you.
35:41
We have it in the store.
35:42
I got you.
35:45
Yes.
35:46
Look, look.
35:48
Ears perked up.
35:49
Glasses came down.
35:50
Yes, we do.
35:51
We do have the trade of the gunslinger saga.
35:54
Yes, we have it.
35:56
Oh, the tower.
35:57
The dark tower.
35:57
Yeah, Dark tower.
35:59
Nice.
36:00
Yeah, we have it.
36:02
I never.
36:03
Bama says he needs to watch the.
36:05
The.
36:05
Watch the Toxic Avengers.
36:07
If you mean the cartoon series or you mean the movie series, I hope.
36:11
You mean the cartoon.
36:12
Okay.
36:13
I hope.
36:14
Please.
36:14
I hope he means the cartoon.
36:16
However I look, I have watched all the movies.
36:19
Fun fact.
36:20
Michael Jai White is in, like, two of them.
36:22
Yeah.
36:22
He plays a henchman, so it was.
36:25
It was always a little.
36:27
The movies.
36:28
Oh, well, not the most recent movie like the ones in the late.
36:31
The ones in the late 80s, early 90s we could forgive because that was like Porkies and everything else that that came.
36:37
No, Porky was a classic.
36:39
You go to the movies and you.
36:42
I could not stop laughing because it was just all kinds of stupid.
36:46
Yeah, he's so true.
36:48
Time.
36:49
It was the time.
36:50
Yeah.
36:51
Still haven't seen it.
36:52
Oh, trust me.
36:54
There, there, man.
36:56
That.
36:56
That whole scenes out of the whole movie that will always be memorable.
37:02
The bathroom scene.
37:04
The bathroom scene.
37:05
And the laundry room scene.
37:07
Okay, I.
37:07
I kind of figured you.
37:08
Were gonna guess bathroom and laundry room.
37:10
Okay.
37:13
If you ever get a chance with it, you'll understand why we said why we said that.
37:16
Just freaking trauma.
37:21
Gratuitous boobies everywhere.
37:22
That's all I remember from those.
37:24
Yeah, Trauma.
37:24
Trauma films was notorious for that one.
37:30
But that.
37:30
Those were the Toxic Avenger films, right?
37:33
Toxic Avengers.
37:34
Sergeant Kabuki.
37:36
Class of Nukem High.
37:39
Class of Nukem.
37:44
Yo.
37:47
God.
37:47
Wait.
37:48
Talk about jump from the pack, man.
37:50
Oh.
37:51
All I.
37:51
I find the clearest memory of class.
37:54
Newcomb High is backstory.
37:58
Newcomb High was literally a high school that was built near a nuclear reactor, and anything was prone to show up.
38:07
Toxic Avenger would show up.
38:09
Sergeant Kabuki would show up.
38:10
It was almost like everything takes place in this town.
38:14
There was a scene where there was a giant squirrel.
38:17
And I remember one of the.
38:19
One of the kids was saying, those are the biggest pair of nuts.
38:22
And I was like, wait.
38:26
It was a squirrel eating.
38:28
Eating a bear.
38:28
Nuts.
38:32
No.
38:33
Oh, man.
38:34
So things that.
38:35
Things that you could not make in this day and age.
38:37
But, oh, man, during the 80s and 90s, what a time Lord age.
38:42
Like Fine cottage cheese.
38:43
A lot easier.
38:44
It was made with.
38:45
It was made with aged, fine cottage cheese.
38:49
I was gonna say this.
38:50
This is why I'm hoping.
38:50
I'm like Spaceballs, too.
38:51
Please don't let that get derailed.
38:53
Please don't let.
38:56
There's just certain movies, you know, like, seriously, right now, if someone were to tell me Raiders of the Lost Ark was on, you got me.
39:02
Oh, yeah.
39:03
Punching knots.
39:05
I've done that.
39:05
Blazing.
39:07
Oh, yeah.
39:15
Some.
39:15
Some people.
39:16
Some people who haven't seen.
39:17
Who's ever seen blazing Styles the first time, I always laugh because I'm like, okay, so before we.
39:22
Before we watch this, number one, you gotta remember this is the 80s and it's Mel Brooks.
39:29
So if you haven't seen History of.
39:30
The World.
39:33
Part one or History Part one, or Part two, and again, it's Mel Brooks.
39:39
There's a lot of stuff that got away.
39:41
You got away with back then.
39:42
You won't be able to put, like this.
39:44
The.
39:45
The level of comedy Mel Brooks does is the same level of comedy that Seth McFarlane models his family Guy and American dad.
39:53
Yeah, American Dad.
39:54
It's the same level of comedy.
39:57
Everybody taking shots.
39:59
Nobody's safe.
40:00
See, you're better than me, Spartan, because I'm gonna tell you what I wouldn't warn him for.
40:04
If you think you know everything, go ahead and watch this movie.
40:07
I'll wait.
40:09
Hey, boys, I got one.
40:15
I was gonna say, I thought Malik was gonna go.
40:16
Camptown Ladies.
40:17
What did I say about washing your hands after a chrome burning?
40:21
See, it's coming off.
40:23
I was gonna stare and laugh like I thought he was gonna say, kev, you know that song, the Camtown Ladies.
40:28
The K Town Ladies.
40:30
I don't think you know that.
40:34
To.
40:34
This day, my sister now will stop shenanigans with what in the wild, wild world of sports is going on around here?
40:44
I thought.
40:44
I thought you was gonna say, oh, somebody go back and give me a shitload of dimes.
40:49
Me and my brother say they can just go around the gate.
40:52
Ain't nothing there.
41:02
Gene Wilder.
41:03
Gene Wilder.
41:04
And I forgot that.
41:06
Thank you.
41:08
Between those two.
41:09
Just that part.
41:10
Yeah.
41:11
Were you chewing gum?
41:14
Did you bring enough for everyone?
41:15
No.
41:17
Jesus.
41:18
That movie is ridiculously.
41:22
That's slapstick comedy.
41:23
It's just.
41:23
But History of the World was also good, too.
41:25
I.
41:25
I had to remind people.
41:26
Look.
41:26
History of the World Part one and Part two.
41:29
It's just meant to be funny.
41:30
Don't take it seriously.
41:31
Although there was a little.
41:32
There's a little bit of truth in it.
41:33
But don't take it seriously.
41:35
If you can do a revisit of all to just to sit down and have just a time, just to revisit all the movies that influenced us, that entertained us and had some of the most classic lines, we'd be
41:47
here forever because there was a lot of them.
41:50
Yeah.
41:51
Oh, my God.
41:52
That's why.
41:52
That's why everybody in the chat went crazy and I'm like, yep, that line, that line, that line.
41:57
Oh, it's true, it's true.
41:59
All that's in there.
42:01
Is it true?
42:02
Is it true?
42:02
Is it really true?
42:05
Candy grand for Mongo, it was like, look, so real quick, before we get to our main topic, this, this isn't part of the, of the.
42:27
Of the rundown.
42:28
However, I had a chance to watch I Like Me the John Candy documentary.
42:35
Oh, I wanted to see that.
42:36
How was it?
42:37
It's good.
42:39
It's really good.
42:40
If you are a fan of John Candy films, which most of us, you know, Gen Xers are, you know, planes, trains and automobiles.
42:47
Right.
42:48
Uncle Bug.
42:49
Classic, classic, cool runnings.
42:52
I mean, we can keep going on list Stripes.
42:54
Come on, man.
42:56
Who's Harry Crumb?
42:58
It's just like.
43:01
Planes, Trains and automobiles.
43:03
It talked about his career, how he got started.
43:06
This man has always been like a force.
43:09
His, his personal life as far as his family was very tragic due to losing his father at a very early age on his birthday of no doubt, which was Halloween.
43:24
So losing his father at a very early age, losing his brother, all of heart problems.
43:32
And.
43:32
But just talking about how, outside of that, talking about his life, how we got started with Second City and SCTV and just the influence that this man had, which was larger than life.
43:46
And then talking about everything he did, I said, this is.
43:51
It's, it's.
43:52
It's sad, but in a very sweet way, if that makes sense, you know, because you're just like.
43:57
He's, he's like how he.
43:59
John Candy, Robin Williams, you know, these are people that you see that when you see them on screen, you're just like, oh, this is going to be good.
44:10
No matter what the film or the show was, you're just like, yeah, you're.
44:13
You're in for some form of entertainment.
44:15
So.
44:15
Yeah, yeah, mouse it.
44:18
Yep.
44:19
Yeah, he said it was.
44:20
Yeah, it was, it was.
44:20
It was awesome.
44:21
It was really good.
44:22
It was really good.
44:22
And I said, oh, okay, me, check this out.
44:24
You know.
44:27
As I was gonna say, it's just Uncle Buck, just the.
44:29
The infamous M Culin scene where it's just 20 questions.
44:32
And he fired off on everyone.
44:33
Yeah, yeah, he's.
44:34
He talks about that and he says, you know, they talk about it.
44:38
He said he wasn't.
44:40
He wasn't sure that an 8 year old kid would be ready to bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
44:46
And he was firing them off and nailing it, you know, and even Macaulay Culkin talked about it.
44:53
He said.
44:54
Because if you know about Macaulay Culkin and his family, you know, John Candy had this level of protection.
45:03
He wanted to protect his kids.
45:05
So he was like, hey, what's going on with this kid over there?
45:07
Everything okay?
45:07
You know, he's checking on him and everything else.
45:09
And he said.
45:10
Nicoley Culkin said, like, even at that time, he said that put him at an ease where you didn't get that a lot as a kid in Hollywood.
45:19
No doubt.
45:20
So it was.
45:21
It was definitely a good film.
45:24
Check that out.
45:25
There's been a lot of talk over the past couple of years with the MCU ever since the introduction of Phil Coulson.
45:37
We got agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
45:39
great show.
45:40
Had a lull moment between season.
45:43
The outer space was the.
45:44
Was.
45:45
Nah.
45:46
Yeah, that was the weird.
45:47
That was the weird season.
45:49
But they swung it back.
45:50
They brought it back around, and they picked up the experience and got back with it.
45:55
Hey, Shell quote.
45:56
She circles in the building.
45:59
We miss you, baby.
46:01
But there's there.
46:04
I'm gonna get.
46:05
I'm gonna get everybody's take on this.
46:07
Okay.
46:07
Should agents of SHIELD 1, be considered MCU canon and two, should they write them back in both?
46:16
Yes.
46:17
Yes, on both parts.
46:18
Thank you.
46:18
Thank you.
46:20
The eyes have it.
46:21
Unlike our Congress, we all agree here.
46:26
No serious, though, because I will tell you what I'm gonna.
46:29
And I.
46:30
I said this to friends, and I'll say this right here.
46:33
The moment you ridden agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
46:35
or the Moment you ignore them being a part of the MCU as a whole.
46:39
I think you lost the central point of all the MCU you did because you sat there, you had a television series that was ongoing.
46:48
You had the MCU in its genesis, and you had them linked like agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
46:53
we saw.
46:54
We did see a couple of guest characters on there, but same time they operated in the same area as Phase one did.
47:00
The moment you took Agents of SHIELD out of it, you kind of lost that connection.
47:05
You know, it's all connected.
47:06
That was a big.
47:07
That was the big.
47:07
That was the thing that was all connected.
47:10
So my thing is.
47:11
Is like, you can still bring it back.
47:14
I think that we can forget the last two seasons of Agents of SHIELD and say they never happened, but you can bring it back and you can re establish it.
47:22
And again, the MCU having a central nexus point, which would be the show.
47:28
But the crazy thing with the show is it was the.
47:30
I think it was one of the few elements of canon that was not required to be on the big screen.
47:38
It did everything on tv, and you had.
47:41
You had a loyal viewership every week, every episode with the characters and everything.
47:49
And it's the perfect vehicle to introduce new characters, because Agents of SHIELD Except.
47:56
Except for Quake, everybody else was normal.
47:59
They were regular people, so why not introduce it?
48:03
And they were doing extraordinary things, especially with Phil Coulson.
48:06
Yep.
48:06
Come on.
48:07
You're doing this from a human perspective because you can't sit here and say, well, all superheroes have super.
48:13
No, this was a collective of people who were talented, they were passionate, and they knew their job.
48:20
They didn't have superpowers, except for one.
48:23
And even then, she had issues from time to time, but they still.
48:28
They still made it work.
48:29
And I think it'd be perfect for now to introduce new characters new to the generation.
48:36
Now.
48:38
I say you bring back.
48:41
I say you write them in, and then I'm gonna get Whoopi's take.
48:44
I say you bring them back in, bring Coulson back, bring Quake, Mac Fitzsimmons.
48:52
Oh, I love them.
48:56
Bring, Bring.
48:56
Bring them back, write them back in, say, hey, you know, we've been underground for a while or something to some degree.
49:08
Under who's.
49:09
Under whose charge?
49:10
Furies.
49:11
Where's he at?
49:12
He's not dead.
49:14
No.
49:14
You can always give us.
49:15
Always say it's some directives.
49:17
Directive a, something, make it related to Doomsday and say under this protocol, we would.
49:21
That we went dark.
49:23
Yeah, you.
49:24
You saw the problem.
49:25
It can be done.
49:26
Whoopi, what do you think?
49:29
Listen, I just want to see more of Coulson.
49:33
Listen, he was with us from the very beginning.
49:36
He was one of the first people that was in those end credit scenes that people were sitting around for.
49:43
He found Thor's hammer.
49:46
He was the linchpin.
49:47
Yeah, he, you know, only thing happened on the way to New Mexico.
49:52
I, I still.
49:54
He dispatched armed robbers with a pack of powdered donuts.
49:57
I'm just saying, I don't understand why they feel the need to not have that.
50:03
Maybe that's what I'm missing as part of the conversation.
50:05
Like, why is it not canon?
50:08
Like, I don't know if.
50:12
I don't know if it's a thing with the.
50:13
The Is obviously a thing with the writing.
50:16
I don't think they.
50:17
It's not hard to figure this out.
50:19
You have a whole Agent May.
50:21
You have Ming Yahweh that you could literally just like.
50:26
You're.
50:26
You're expecting to see Coulson, but it's.
50:29
Agent May like.
50:30
But the beauty part about it is the Multiverse story, the Multiverse sagas, where they're telling right now, is literally the perfect vehicle.
50:39
It is agreed.
50:41
It is.
50:41
And they can.
50:42
They can literally sit there and say, well, because we have this many possibilities that.
50:46
Okay, we were told.
50:48
We were.
50:49
We were instructed to check out these possibilities.
50:51
You could bring ev.
50:52
Realistically, you could bring everybody back.
50:55
You can.
50:55
And sit there, and it would make.
50:57
It would make sense in the current mcu.
50:59
It really would.
51:01
Anybody want their love?
51:02
I got Lola sitting right back there.
51:05
Right when I say, if you look where my thumb is, that's where I play.
51:10
Hero clicks.
51:10
So, you know, I was getting them all.
51:12
And this is actually one of the hero clicks pieces.
51:14
So this.
51:15
Oh, I.
51:15
I still gotta build.
51:16
I gotta build a show tall enough for Obi not to reach.
51:18
So I might have to get back to you on that.
51:22
That boy got.
51:23
That boy gotta reach right now.
51:24
Just.
51:25
Oh, yeah.
51:26
I think they should write them back in.
51:29
I.
51:30
I would be adamant, but, like, yo, this was kind of like the heart of everything.
51:36
Yeah, this.
51:38
This from.
51:39
From Agent Carter to.
51:41
To agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
51:43
this was what was missing.
51:44
You know, I don't know if it just flew over a lot of people's heads, but that.
51:50
That.
51:51
That was a time.
51:52
It was.
51:52
But it was.
51:53
But the beauty part about it was like, again, not like a broken record.
51:57
You literally could see the actual.
51:59
You actually see the actual timeline through the show.
52:03
Like we saw when they mentioned they.
52:05
You saw it happen when they mentioned the Dark World, the after Effects of Thor.
52:09
The Dark World, The After Effects.
52:10
What happened with the Avengers.
52:11
The After Effects, like every other story.
52:14
Now imagine putting that now.
52:15
They were literally the linchpin that led into Avengers Age Ultron.
52:21
And imagine it now being for all.
52:23
And again connects to Dare to Daredevil born again.
52:27
You could actually see.
52:29
You could actually see them talking with Matt.
52:31
You can actually see them talking with Shangchi.
52:33
You can actually see them talking.
52:37
With.
52:38
With Photon or Captain Marvel or.
52:41
The point I'm getting at is you literally have right there the connection that was missing in the previous phase.
52:49
You actually have that now.
52:51
And yet again, Marvel always talks about saving money.
52:55
It wasn't that much to produce the show.
52:59
The fact that Sam Jackson said I will do it free to show up, and showed up on the show twice.
53:04
Like I put this way, I'm sure.
53:06
They paid him, but he was willing to do it for free.
53:09
But I'm saying though, If CBS spent $1 million in episodes episode when they tried to do Supergirl and they had it for what, 15 episodes for nine, 50 episodes, eight episodes for one seasonal.
53:19
CBS, a million dollars per episode.
53:21
CW took that and took the next two, two, three seasons now made it work.
53:28
It made it work.
53:29
So you're sitting there telling me that a.
53:31
That a network like CW that covers nothing but teen dramas and Vampire Diaries 24.
53:35
Seven, you being right, you being a multi, multi billion dollar conglomerate now that might be eyeing to buy Warner Brothers, you're still telling me that you don't got the.
53:46
You don't have the purse to reopen agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
53:50
I.
53:50
I would gladly say don't give me no half ass introduction or reintroduction.
53:57
Do it right.
53:59
They don't have to be the focal point, but they can be a linchpin in.
54:03
In something because it's necessary.
54:07
You can do it.
54:08
You have.
54:08
You have Avengers Doomsday coming up.
54:13
If you're already dealing with the multiverse.
54:15
Yeah.
54:15
If you're trying to do a slight reboot or a merging of worlds to some degree, here you are.
54:24
It's here.
54:25
Now it's just about.
54:26
What's your schedule look like?
54:29
Because.
54:30
Because to say we're bringing the team back may not be everybody all at once, but we're bringing the team back.
54:36
Yeah.
54:36
Bring the team back.
54:38
And again, Mac with the ax shotgun.
54:40
I always want.
54:41
That's like with the ax slash itching.
54:43
He was itching for so freaking long.
54:46
And when he finally got it, like.
54:48
All that, all that man wanted was a.
54:50
Was a tool that could be used.
54:51
That could be used with multiple multiplications.
54:53
And Fitz finally said.
54:54
Bet you had a.
54:56
You had a decent intro to Deathlock.
54:59
Yeah.
55:00
Yes.
55:01
I thought that was brilliant.
55:02
It was.
55:03
I said, they're gonna bring Deathlock.
55:05
They gonna bring Death, please.
55:06
And the way they did it, I'm just like, okay, oh, I'm not mad at this.
55:12
But you know what's also crazy?
55:14
The fact that this could also be another way of re resurrecting in humans and doing it properly.
55:20
True.
55:21
Yeah.
55:24
Yeah.
55:24
Now here.
55:25
What?
55:25
Now hear me out.
55:26
I didn't say the current format.
55:28
I said doing it differently.
55:30
Because again, we're in the multiverse.
55:33
Change it up and do it properly.
55:37
Bring back the.
55:38
Bring the original Inhumans, Black Bolt, Medusa, Gorgon, Karnak Crystal.
55:46
The whole.
55:48
The levels of that show having the potential that it need.
55:53
You literally had the talent.
55:55
Yeah, but you Hollywoodized it.
55:59
You took the quote unquote popular Inhumans, and then you.
56:03
Well, for lack of better words, you bastardize it.
56:05
You dulled it down.
56:07
You modernized it.
56:08
Hold it down.
56:10
But again, but like I said, this is why I say right now, if Marvel wanted to switch gears and not do this whole.
56:17
We had to pump out things completely fast.
56:21
The TV aspect is right there.
56:23
You have no.
56:24
You have no other projects for the rest of the year.
56:26
All the.
56:27
All the things that was done for Marvel, for.
56:28
For this year is already done.
56:30
What you can.
56:31
They're so worried.
56:32
They're so worried about streaming.
56:34
I said, here's a thought.
56:37
You want to do it?
56:39
Go ahead, put it on Streaming.
56:41
Give us 10.
56:42
10 episodes.
56:43
You're already doing that with Wonder Man.
56:45
Yeah, so just give us 10 slot.
56:47
Give us 10 solid episodes or even a special.
56:51
You did Werewolf, but you did Werewolf by Night.
56:53
And we're still looking at you like, oh, you could do way more.
56:56
You did that as a test for a Halloween special.
56:59
I'm like, hey.
57:00
And it was good.
57:01
Yeah, it was perfect.
57:03
And was.
57:04
And after that, crickets.
57:06
So you did.
57:07
We're gonna sit on this.
57:08
Why?
57:09
You gave us Werewolf by Night and.
57:12
Man thing and else and Elsa Bloodstone and did nothing.
57:17
You could.
57:18
You could have done the whole.
57:19
The whole horror aspect, being that it's October, which, by God, how are we almost to Halloween at this freaking day?
57:25
But anyway, you could have took the entire month of October, and if anybody was in programming or marketing, you could have done this whole thing of Marvel horror.
57:34
You could have gave us.
57:36
You didn't have to give us episodes.
57:37
You could have gave us specials.
57:39
I think if they were to do that.
57:41
Here.
57:41
Here's my issue, and I've always asked this question.
57:45
When you create these cinematic masterpieces, who are you targeting?
57:52
Who exactly is your target audience?
57:54
Because those of us, this collective right here, if you do it right and you take elements from the past stories and bring them to the forefront, we will come to the theaters to watch them multiple times.
58:07
But if you try to make them relevant till now, where the attention span of an average 23 year old is about 10 seconds or less, unless there's a bullet to the head, there's some sort of gore, or somebody's
58:19
talking trash about social media, you're missing.
58:23
You're missing the Gold mine.
58:24
Literally.
58:26
I hate to say this, but the people who like the comments are going to show up anyway.
58:32
They are.
58:33
Yeah.
58:35
So what they're trying to do, we'll bring them some money, but if they can get the others in the seats as well, it's going to make them even more money.
58:46
With some money.
58:47
Right.
58:47
People are always looking for more money.
58:49
So they're going to make a product that they think is going to bring in the lowest common.
58:53
Well, not the lowest.
58:55
To bring in the people that are slightly interested in what's going on because.
59:03
No, no.
59:03
I was going to say, I think if they really were about their business, whether it's Inhumans, whether it's a world of horror, whether it's the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
59:14
they would really sit down and one bring in people that are really interested in writing it, directing it.
59:22
Don't just grab somebody because it's the hot thing or it's there.
59:25
It's their testing waters.
59:26
No, bring them in.
59:30
Bring that person in or people in.
59:34
Bring those people in and say even.
59:37
Even if they don't have the.
59:39
The knowledge of something.
59:44
I heard how to look like, bring Laney in here.
59:46
And she gives us that mom look, you know, mom look on her face.
59:51
That was dropped by.
59:52
That was drive by parenting.
59:54
That was.
59:55
That was.
59:55
That was the.
59:56
You had a project.
59:57
You just now told me that we gotta get this stuff and you got a project through tomorrow.
1:00:01
That was that look.
1:00:02
First of all, hey, everyone, what happened?
1:00:06
And I'm telling her that.
1:00:07
Listen, it's 9 o'.
1:00:08
Clock.
1:00:08
You're supposed to be in bed already.
1:00:10
Go take a shower.
1:00:11
I want to say hi.
1:00:12
I want to say six, seven.
1:00:14
No, we're not gonna say that.
1:00:15
So then.
1:00:19
Of course, as soon as she hears you guys look at mine, she goes, six, seven.
1:00:22
Like, it's not about you.
1:00:26
I will never to this day understand that.
1:00:29
Oh, my goodness.
1:00:30
But I think they just literally said.
1:00:33
And your.
1:00:34
The stipulations of you having directing and writing job.
1:00:38
You need to read about some of this.
1:00:41
Yeah, you need to read this.
1:00:44
Not.
1:00:44
Not everybody is going to be lucky enough to be Ahmad Vellani and already be a fan of Ms.
1:00:49
Marvel, but.
1:00:50
Take, you know, take the James Gunn approach.
1:00:52
James Gunn sat there and basically told everybody who.
1:00:56
Everybody who's under him.
1:00:57
And again, not to cut you off, Chris, but to.
1:01:00
For.
1:01:01
If you notice that everybody that's ever acted or.
1:01:04
Or was casted by Gun, any of his roles, they know a lot more about the character they're playing.
1:01:09
Mo almost with the Average reader.
1:01:12
Like, again, Nolan knew more about Guy Gardner than most folks did.
1:01:17
He's like.
1:01:17
He knew off the bat.
1:01:18
He said, guy Gardner is the guy that, you know, you'll call him when you want something done, but at the same time, you call him when it's like last resort.
1:01:27
When you last resort, you know, you gotta get stuff done.
1:01:29
You know, you're calling him literally in case of emergency.
1:01:32
Yeah, yeah, but.
1:01:34
But that's what I'm getting at, though.
1:01:35
I mean, Batista knew more about Dave.
1:01:37
Batista knew more about Drax than most people did.
1:01:40
And you know, even that even Chris Pratt, who, you know, needs to go hide somewhere, he knew a little bit about Star Lord.
1:01:47
So again, like you're saying, and did.
1:01:51
A great job playing Starlord.
1:01:52
I just.
1:01:53
Just saying.
1:01:54
Let's see.
1:01:54
They did the research, though.
1:01:55
They were smart about it.
1:01:56
Yeah, but that's the thing.
1:01:58
He told.
1:01:58
He pretty much gave them.
1:02:00
He gave them homework.
1:02:01
I said, learn the character.
1:02:02
And you can tell because, well, Peacemaker, how successful that was.
1:02:06
His Suicide Squad, his Superman movie, you obviously can see that a lot of care was taken into place.
1:02:12
That same care could be put toward Marvel if.
1:02:15
Whoever.
1:02:15
Whoever it may be.
1:02:16
Because, you know, everybody keeps like, well, we want Ryan Coogler.
1:02:19
I said, let.
1:02:20
Let the man.
1:02:20
Let the man enjoy his center's run right now.
1:02:22
No kidding.
1:02:23
Let that man.
1:02:24
Let that man enjoy his victory lap before you sit him somewhere else.
1:02:28
Oh, before we go on, I kind of feel like Santa Claus tonight.
1:02:33
So, Laney, I have blessed everyone here with something incredible tonight, and I wanted to bless you with something because as I was going through these comics and backing and boarding them, I know it's spooky season, and I know
1:02:49
that you are a spooky person.
1:02:51
So everyone went back into the vault a little bit.
1:02:54
So I'm going to be give.
1:02:56
Adding this to your poll.
1:02:57
Your bull already.
1:03:02
Witching hour, number 41 from the 20 cent era.
1:03:06
Okay.
1:03:08
Wow.
1:03:09
Nice.
1:03:10
So I actually just picked up some DZ DC zombie things too.
1:03:14
So I was like, I'm not reading.
1:03:18
So that was on that spooky note.
1:03:22
We are going to take a quick break.
1:03:24
We're gonna come right back.
1:03:25
We're gonna be talking about our main topic, which is Black Final Girls 2.0.
1:03:32
Yeah.
1:03:33
Would you believe there are a lot more than you thought?
1:03:36
Oh, yeah, you'd be surprised.
1:03:38
So we'll be right back.
1:03:43
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All right, we are back in our topic for discussion tonight, Black final girls.
1:05:15
Now here's 2.0.
1:05:16
Now here's the thing.
1:05:18
What constitutes as a final girl?
1:05:21
Well, it's the one who's gone through hell and high water through the horror film slasher flick and pulled out on the end.
1:05:29
Maybe a little worse for wear on some cases.
1:05:32
Other cases, they still on top.
1:05:36
This also goes for the black final girls and we have quite a few already that some may not know about.
1:05:46
And so let's, let's go down the list just a little bit.
1:05:50
Just, just a little bit.
1:05:52
And.
1:05:54
Jasmine Savoy Brown is Mindy Meeks Martin in Scream.
1:05:58
Yep.
1:05:59
He is Denise to Randy.
1:06:02
The one of the twins.
1:06:03
She's like one half of twins, but she's one of the twins.
1:06:08
They thought she died, but she did not die.
1:06:11
That was plot armor.
1:06:13
Be honest though, that was.
1:06:16
But she was.
1:06:16
It was one.
1:06:17
She was one.
1:06:19
All right.
1:06:20
And she had that good hair too.
1:06:21
She did, she did.
1:06:22
She did.
1:06:23
We all have good hair regardless.
1:06:25
Yes, lady, I think you're gonna like this one.
1:06:31
Naomi Harris and Selena 28 days later.
1:06:34
Of course.
1:06:36
Of course.
1:06:37
Take no dot com.
1:06:46
She was out of business.
1:06:47
Handle business.
1:06:50
That's just.
1:06:51
That's.
1:06:51
That's two right there.
1:06:53
You would slay now.
1:06:54
Ask questions.
1:06:55
Never.
1:06:56
Jada Pinkett Smith as Jerry Lynn and Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight, which, by the way, it's a good movie.
1:07:03
Good movie.
1:07:04
But she had Goku plot armor.
1:07:05
She should have died six times.
1:07:09
That's the same as Ms.
1:07:10
Meeks.
1:07:11
But.
1:07:11
Yeah.
1:07:14
Although.
1:07:15
Although.
1:07:16
Although.
1:07:16
This is probably the best.
1:07:17
One of the best scenes I've.
1:07:18
I've seen from Billy Zane is when he's tired of playing the cowboy role.
1:07:24
Everybody, he just goes over.
1:07:31
He did about four accents and three.
1:07:33
About four.
1:07:35
Oh, yeah, it was.
1:07:36
That was hilarious.
1:07:37
He was like.
1:07:38
He was like, just let me in.
1:07:39
He had all his demons outside that wouldn't let him in.
1:07:42
And he just got pissed.
1:07:43
He was getting pissed.
1:07:45
Ah.
1:07:46
When Tales of the Crypt had good movies.
1:07:49
Really good movies.
1:07:51
Good movies, good series.
1:07:52
Jesus Christ.
1:07:54
Yeah.
1:07:54
Did they bring that back?
1:07:56
The Peter Niago has Adelaide in us.
1:08:01
I'll raise you one better.
1:08:02
And Little Monsters too.
1:08:03
Yes, yes, yes.
1:08:07
I was gonna say.
1:08:08
I'm like, I wonder if they're gonna count that And I said, no, they're gonna count little monster.
1:08:11
If they don't count us, they're gonna count little monsters.
1:08:15
I gotta say.
1:08:15
Is that.
1:08:16
All I gotta say is that voice in us.
1:08:18
That is still creepy.
1:08:19
Oh, God, the voice.
1:08:21
I'm sorry.
1:08:22
The voice.
1:08:25
Actually, here's the crazy thing.
1:08:26
She was the copy.
1:08:27
Yeah.
1:08:28
I mean, I.
1:08:30
Her.
1:08:30
Her character, the copy.
1:08:31
But yeah, still, the fact that she was able to do it.
1:08:34
Like, she said that hurt her throat for a week after all that.
1:08:40
My throat right now.
1:08:43
Right.
1:08:44
I'm not saying.
1:08:45
You know, you definitely don't want to hear that.
1:08:47
I have been waiting P.
1:08:50
I'm sorry, you were saying?
1:08:56
Go ahead.
1:08:56
What'd you go say?
1:08:57
Woofie.
1:08:58
I don't know if you have her.
1:08:59
In the list, but I have one.
1:09:00
Okay, go ahead.
1:09:01
Yep.
1:09:04
Sanaa Lathan in avp.
1:09:08
Yeah, I was thinking of that, too.
1:09:10
Yes, yes, yes.
1:09:13
Ladies and gentlemen, Those pictures are 20 years apart.
1:09:16
I'm just saying.
1:09:18
She's a vampire.
1:09:19
That's crazy.
1:09:20
That woman is timeless.
1:09:22
Her and the.
1:09:24
The other girl is a vampire, too.
1:09:25
The one that was on Buffy the Vampire said the Black.
1:09:28
Oh, yeah.
1:09:29
I can't think of her name right now.
1:09:33
In other things too.
1:09:34
So.
1:09:34
Yes.
1:09:35
Yeah.
1:09:36
By the way, S.
1:09:37
Lathan's brother, if you've seen her.
1:09:40
If you've seen her in the early 70s, you're just like, oh, it's the whole gene.
1:09:46
It's the gene pool, isn't it?
1:09:48
I.
1:09:49
Okay, yeah, y'.
1:09:50
All.
1:09:50
Y' all were driving all the men crazy.
1:09:52
I get it.
1:09:52
All right, That's.
1:09:53
That is a wonderful gene pool.
1:09:55
That is a wonderful gene pool.
1:09:56
Her mother had Marvin Gaye's attention.
1:10:00
Like, she's.
1:10:04
They look, I was just like, I've seen a video of, like, Marvin Gay with sinking to it.
1:10:10
And I'm like, wow.
1:10:12
And you know, Marvin is just like, said okay to your place of residence.
1:10:21
I was just like, okay, so, yeah, he's Cleveland's second wife.
1:10:27
Yes, exactly.
1:10:28
That is Cleveland wife.
1:10:29
Yeah.
1:10:31
That's nasty.
1:10:36
I was about to do Cleveland's voice.
1:10:37
But baby beat me too.
1:10:43
Who did you have, Lainey?
1:10:45
Okay, I got two times Survivor Brandy.
1:10:51
I still know what you did last summer and the program.
1:10:55
I have two time Survivor Kelly Joe mentor from the.
1:11:01
The People under the Stairs, and.
1:11:06
Yeah.
1:11:07
Yes, I have Kiki Palmer from.
1:11:11
Nope.
1:11:12
Yeah, I have.
1:11:15
Oh, God, I can't remember the girl's name, but the black girl from Escape Room one and two.
1:11:21
Yeah.
1:11:21
Oh, yeah, I know you're talking about.
1:11:24
Yep.
1:11:27
Right now.
1:11:28
Okay.
1:11:29
You did some.
1:11:30
You did a couple of those.
1:11:31
I don't.
1:11:31
I think before, we did Raga 13 Ghosts.
1:11:35
Oh, yeah, yeah, we did.
1:11:37
We did it before Rod, Digger, Blaze, Maggie.
1:11:40
Okay, you had Jada Pink.
1:11:41
You had Lupita.
1:11:44
Oh, Frida from Bling.
1:11:46
Twice.
1:11:47
Okay, okay.
1:11:50
And Molly from Fresh.
1:11:53
Oh, okay.
1:11:55
Oh, no, no, please watch that movie.
1:12:01
Yo.
1:12:03
You'll never look at Bucky the same.
1:12:08
That's a fact.
1:12:10
Yeah, go ahead.
1:12:12
I.
1:12:14
I.
1:12:15
Barbarian.
1:12:17
Ah.
1:12:18
I'm glad she said nice.
1:12:20
I'm glad she's right.
1:12:22
Did I have her?
1:12:23
I should have her.
1:12:24
No.
1:12:24
Yep, there she is.
1:12:25
But see that?
1:12:26
He was kind of dumb, too.
1:12:33
Did you see the movie?
1:12:35
Yeah, it was.
1:12:38
It was just like, not Child.
1:12:39
Why would you do that?
1:12:42
Actively had me yelling at the screen so many times.
1:12:45
But there's a certain level of stupid that's required for some horror movies to work.
1:12:51
Nah, she was beyond, like, going into rooms that, you know, you just heard the thing roar.
1:12:56
You heard.
1:12:57
You saw the.
1:12:58
The.
1:12:58
A chair get thrown across the room, you know, Ain't nobody in there.
1:13:02
What are you going in there for?
1:13:04
Oh.
1:13:05
Oh.
1:13:06
Insidious Part 5.
1:13:07
I don't know the girl's name, but she's a black young lady and she lives.
1:13:11
Okay.
1:13:13
Yep.
1:13:13
You made me feel sorry for us.
1:13:15
Rap Dang.
1:13:18
Rabbit Sympathy, ladies and gentlemen.
1:13:20
What about you, Spartan?
1:13:21
What?
1:13:21
What?
1:13:22
What?
1:13:22
Black.
1:13:22
Final girl.
1:13:25
Mind.
1:13:27
See, you kind of hit the top.
1:13:29
Ones because I was gonna say, dang.
1:13:32
I had us.
1:13:33
I had alien versus predator, and we did 13 ghosts.
1:13:39
That's out.
1:13:44
I know.
1:13:44
Once.
1:13:45
Hang on a second.
1:13:47
Well, I guess we can't say Niecy Nash because she did the Jeffrey Dahmer story, so that's not really horror.
1:13:53
Oh, the Black woman?
1:13:55
No, Mr.
1:13:56
Crockett.
1:14:00
The mother from Mr.
1:14:01
Crockett.
1:14:02
Yeah.
1:14:03
Jericho.
1:14:06
No.
1:14:06
Drink Hinton.
1:14:07
There we go.
1:14:07
Sorry.
1:14:08
Okay, okay, okay.
1:14:12
Navy, I'm gonna go back a ways, all right?
1:14:16
You got some of these.
1:14:17
These classic queens over here throwing these around.
1:14:21
1974, there was a movie called Sugar Hill.
1:14:24
I knew you were gonna mention that.
1:14:27
Marky Bay played the title character using voodoo to get revenge for the death of her child.
1:14:34
And he goes in.
1:14:38
Okay, let me tell you, the final girl who becomes the final boss.
1:14:44
Let's go.
1:14:45
Come on, man.
1:14:47
Fair point.
1:14:49
God, I do.
1:14:49
I.
1:14:50
I literally seen that name yesterday.
1:14:52
And I said, okay, yeah, far.
1:14:56
I said, the entire cast of the Black Me, they said, yeah, ain't nobody walking out of here.
1:15:04
All the stretcher that y'.
1:15:05
All.
1:15:05
Y' all gonna live.
1:15:06
That's the Contract.
1:15:07
Now y' all gonna live.
1:15:08
That is the requirement.
1:15:10
That's the requirement.
1:15:13
Layla De Leon Hayes as Vicaria from the Angry Black Girl and Her Monster.
1:15:17
Good movie, by the way.
1:15:18
Oh, you want to take.
1:15:19
If you want to take on Frankenstein, this is a good one.
1:15:24
That was also very hard to watch because it's relentless.
1:15:27
Oh, my God.
1:15:29
Because the way.
1:15:30
Yeah, because the way it went down.
1:15:32
And then as it progressed, you're just like, oh, child.
1:15:36
Oh, Logan Marshall Green.
1:15:38
Logan Marshall Green.
1:15:39
Lady.
1:15:39
That's the girl in Escape Room I couldn't think of.
1:15:41
Renee saved my life.
1:15:42
What is that?
1:15:43
Is she the one?
1:15:44
She has hazel eyes.
1:15:45
Like.
1:15:46
Yeah.
1:15:46
Okay, I think I know you from Escape Room.
1:15:52
Yes, the one.
1:15:53
The.
1:15:53
The Escape Room and Escape Room.
1:15:54
Tournament of Champions.
1:15:55
Yep.
1:15:56
Yep.
1:15:57
I can't believe they call that Tournament of Champions.
1:16:00
I'm sorry.
1:16:01
You go so up.
1:16:04
How do you survive one?
1:16:05
How do you survive a skateboard just to wind up right back in the same one?
1:16:08
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
1:16:10
Escape Room.
1:16:11
When I saw the first time, I said, y' all signed up for this.
1:16:15
This is why I don't go into people's houses.
1:16:17
That's why I don't go in other people's buildings.
1:16:19
What the hell?
1:16:20
A card that has.
1:16:21
No, it's an invitation.
1:16:22
Invitation to keep my ass at home.
1:16:24
That's the invite right there.
1:16:25
Look, let me.
1:16:28
Let me tell you a little story.
1:16:30
Now, mind you, you know, we had just went to West Virginia, my wife's hometown, for her cousin's funeral.
1:16:38
And so I.
1:16:39
I'm in my truck and I'm unloading stuff.
1:16:41
And, you know, we had went to the store because she can pick up some clothes and stuff.
1:16:45
And, you know, so at one point, I'm unloading the truck, I think, at her other cousin's house.
1:16:51
And.
1:16:52
And I said, what the hell is this heavy thing in the back of my truck?
1:16:57
And.
1:16:58
And.
1:16:58
And my little girl says, oh, Nana did that.
1:17:00
I said, did what?
1:17:02
What is it?
1:17:03
I don't know.
1:17:04
And I'm like, okay.
1:17:06
No one said anything.
1:17:07
And so I go in the house.
1:17:11
My mother in law says, yeah.
1:17:13
She was like, her brother Charles.
1:17:15
Dag.
1:17:16
This is ashes.
1:17:17
It was her brother's ashes, my mother in law's brother's ashes.
1:17:21
And I said, you know what?
1:17:24
You can't take my city behind.
1:17:26
Nowhere outside the city.
1:17:28
Let me tell you what.
1:17:30
I've seen enough horror films and supernatural to understand that this was not here before.
1:17:36
And no one said anything about it.
1:17:38
And all of a sudden, now you're Telling me someone's ashes just magically appeared in my trunk.
1:17:43
Yep.
1:17:46
See where I'm going?
1:17:47
Look, Whoopi's face is like, hold on.
1:17:51
Ladies and gentlemen, we are abandoning this vehicle.
1:17:54
Figure it out.
1:17:56
We are in West Virginia.
1:17:57
I.
1:17:57
I know.
1:18:03
And that's when my wife, you know, finally came.
1:18:05
She's like, no, I.
1:18:06
She was like, I.
1:18:07
I can't remember where they got them from or whose house they picked them up from, but she was like.
1:18:13
She finally told me.
1:18:14
I said, how long they been sitting in there?
1:18:15
She was like, oh, for the past day.
1:18:17
The past day.
1:18:20
I've been doing all the driving.
1:18:22
What do you mean?
1:18:24
I'd be like, I'm gonna sage and.
1:18:26
I'm gonna move, though.
1:18:27
Move those acids, and we gonna sage and salt the back of this car.
1:18:31
Look, look, he said, gotta go, gotta go.
1:18:39
No, that was.
1:18:41
Look, look, it was all I said.
1:18:43
I'm like, did y' all's black radar not.
1:18:47
Hello.
1:18:50
That's how you know.
1:18:51
This is how you know if you were ever in a horror movie situation, need to understand the people you're around, and if they have no black radar whatsoever, you might have to make a decision.
1:19:00
Like I said, do you understand how quick I started adding things up?
1:19:04
I'm like, no, wait, hold on.
1:19:06
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1:19:08
Look, I know this is.
1:19:10
I didn't put this here.
1:19:11
I didn't unload anything outside of luggage.
1:19:14
I was like, what is this?
1:19:18
I was like, this car.
1:19:19
This car has been blessed.
1:19:22
That's all I've gotta say.
1:19:23
Where's the Southern Baptist hellstone brimstone preacher.
1:19:26
We need one.
1:19:27
Just.
1:19:27
Just.
1:19:27
Just anointed.
1:19:28
Just that.
1:19:29
Matter of fact.
1:19:29
Just douse it.
1:19:30
Look, her cousin was just like.
1:19:32
You know, now that he says it that way, he's right.
1:19:35
I was just like, yeah, and see, this.
1:19:39
This is why you gotta understand the party you're with.
1:19:42
You're on a familiar territory, because again, the black radar is not going off.
1:19:48
I.
1:19:48
I'm gonna have to pull a Reggie.
1:19:49
I was like, you just can't just pop that stuff up.
1:19:52
And I'm unloading the car and ashes just all of a sudden appeared.
1:19:59
Who did I bring home?
1:20:03
Be glad you be glad you didn't dump it.
1:20:05
Yeah.
1:20:09
I'm like, I don't know who you are, but, you know, you're gonna sit right there.
1:20:13
Hey, we got a nice base.
1:20:14
You mean the urn.
1:20:18
The crazy thing is, is it's not a vase shape.
1:20:20
It's square.
1:20:21
It's this big marble block.
1:20:25
It's like, it's it's not a.
1:20:27
It's more rectangular, so it's.
1:20:29
It's up.
1:20:29
It's upright like a phone.
1:20:31
It's.
1:20:32
Right.
1:20:33
So I was just like.
1:20:36
There's no.
1:20:36
There's no etchings on this thing.
1:20:38
There's like.
1:20:40
That sounds like that one.
1:20:41
That sounds like that one center puzzle from Hellraiser that just been.
1:20:45
Right.
1:20:45
Fully fixed.
1:20:46
And it's like.
1:20:46
No, like, look, I was moving stuff around, making sure everybody's bags was in the right spot, and when I say.
1:20:52
I jumped back.
1:20:55
Literally, I was just like, what the.
1:20:58
Is that?
1:21:00
Like, excuse me?
1:21:01
What?
1:21:02
No, no.
1:21:03
You better than me.
1:21:03
Because I would have.
1:21:04
I would have immediately made a fire and, like, if.
1:21:06
If my little girl hadn't been standing next to me and said.
1:21:09
Said.
1:21:09
Said that I wouldn't.
1:21:11
I wouldn't be like.
1:21:13
Because she seen my wife loaded in there.
1:21:15
So I'm like, thank you.
1:21:18
Whoopty.
1:21:19
That.
1:21:19
That would have been a straight.
1:21:21
Nope.
1:21:25
I'm not taking that risk.
1:21:26
You cannot do that.
1:21:28
That's what I told.
1:21:29
That's all I do.
1:21:30
I'm like, you.
1:21:31
And I looked at my wife.
1:21:32
I said, you cannot do that to me.
1:21:34
I'll Right.
1:21:37
We watch, we read way too much horror play, too many horror games for that to come up and don't.
1:21:43
Yeah.
1:21:44
And don't think that we will not react.
1:21:51
You know, like, you got lots of.
1:21:52
Read the room, right?
1:21:56
Here's.
1:21:56
Here's a.
1:21:57
Here's a black final queen that people don't seem to recognize right away.
1:22:04
Whoa.
1:22:04
I forgot.
1:22:05
I forgot.
1:22:06
Yeah, me too.
1:22:07
You're digging deep because no one watched.
1:22:11
You know what I did.
1:22:14
The fact that you got to Critter four, That's dedication.
1:22:18
Because that.
1:22:19
That was on.
1:22:19
USA is up all night.
1:22:21
That's the reason.
1:22:22
USA and Sapphire Channel.
1:22:24
That was on up all night.
1:22:25
That was one of their movies.
1:22:27
Me and my assistant, me and my sister, when it was just us two, were watching it, and I remember that.
1:22:31
It'S so deep that Angela does not speak about it.
1:22:33
And I said, no, no, dear, it's okay.
1:22:35
It's okay.
1:22:37
You're that one guy that traveled back in time to actually say he was weaponized against the critters.
1:22:43
That's the crazy part.
1:22:44
Wait, you came from the future?
1:22:45
Y' all still didn't figure this out?
1:22:49
But, yeah, there's definitely a lot of black.
1:22:52
Let me see.
1:22:53
Did I go through everybody I know?
1:22:54
I had a.
1:22:54
Let me see.
1:22:55
Georgina.
1:22:56
Yes.
1:22:57
Yes.
1:22:58
Kiki.
1:22:59
Adelaide.
1:23:03
Yep.
1:23:03
Got him.
1:23:04
I got him.
1:23:05
I got all those.
1:23:06
Okay, cool.
1:23:07
But there's definitely a long list of black women who survived horror.
1:23:12
And Lainey mentioned I had Brandy.
1:23:14
I thought I had Brandy's own pictures on there, but, yes, Brandy from I know what you did last summer, if you want to count Vampire in Brooklyn.
1:23:23
It's a horror comedy.
1:23:24
It's still a horror.
1:23:26
Yes, she survived two times over.
1:23:30
And I.
1:23:31
I.
1:23:31
For some reason, I didn't watch American Horror Story Hotel.
1:23:36
I didn't.
1:23:36
It seemed like it was a slow burn.
1:23:38
And then when they.
1:23:38
They said she was on there, I'm like, well, I get around to it.
1:23:41
I never caught that.
1:23:42
Yeah, I assumed.
1:23:43
I assumed she was legendary.
1:23:45
I just like, nah, There's.
1:23:46
There's certain shows I can't rock with.
1:23:48
That's one of them.
1:23:51
It's a little too intense.
1:23:53
Asylum.
1:23:57
No, lady, it's a little too intense.
1:23:58
And just like me playing certain video games at night.
1:24:01
Call me a punk if you want to.
1:24:02
I will go.
1:24:04
I will go across that room and.
1:24:05
Turn that light right on.
1:24:07
Like, nope, I get you that.
1:24:09
I think the first.
1:24:10
The very first season can be very scary, actually.
1:24:14
And then the sixth season, when it's in Rono, that also was terrible.
1:24:17
Fine.
1:24:18
I.
1:24:19
I actually stopped after the seventh season.
1:24:21
I heard it got better because the seventh season was such a small.
1:24:24
To get through.
1:24:25
I just stopped.
1:24:26
But I heard it got better.
1:24:27
There's other ones that are okay.
1:24:29
They're like.
1:24:30
Like, circus can be a little bit freaky, too.
1:24:32
Circus.
1:24:32
Circus was.
1:24:33
Yeah.
1:24:34
Circus was wild.
1:24:34
Circus was wild.
1:24:37
I'm just saying, you make an American called Rowan Oak, everybody's like, so why are we showing this about disappearances?
1:24:43
And they have black folks in Rono, too.
1:24:45
They did.
1:24:46
They did.
1:24:48
I'm like, where are they going with this?
1:24:50
Jesus.
1:24:50
Because this is a story that's been running around for years about Roanoke.
1:24:57
Yep.
1:25:02
Unsolved mystery to the point.
1:25:04
Like, there's parts of Virginia that I wonder.
1:25:07
You know, I stay in Norfolk.
1:25:09
That's it.
1:25:12
But see, that's the whole.
1:25:12
I.
1:25:13
I avoid the whole Appalachian mountainside.
1:25:15
And part of it does go through Tennessee, but that's the part I do not stay in.
1:25:20
The minute.
1:25:21
They say Appalachian, I'm like, there.
1:25:22
I ain't no business being there.
1:25:23
What do you mean?
1:25:25
Appalachian sat there and said, you stay on your side.
1:25:27
I stay on my side.
1:25:29
We don't.
1:25:29
We don't skin walkers don't be in your backyard tonight.
1:25:32
Say what?
1:25:32
Wolfie?
1:25:33
What'd you say?
1:25:34
You saw something.
1:25:35
No.
1:25:36
You didn't.
1:25:39
No, no, no, no.
1:25:39
I'm all right.
1:25:40
You heard something whistling, Go inside.
1:25:43
Pretty much.
1:25:44
There's.
1:25:45
Literally.
1:25:46
It's like if you work at a psych ward on third shift and they give you specific instructions.
1:25:54
Right.
1:25:55
You may not want that job.
1:25:59
Pretty much leave a spoon at Red String and a glass of water and knock twice and walk away.
1:26:04
Do not look.
1:26:05
Look back.
1:26:05
And if you.
1:26:06
And if you do run, I'm like.
1:26:09
No, I don't need that job.
1:26:11
It's not worth.
1:26:11
It's not 95 an hour.
1:26:12
No.
1:26:16
Do not go to the third floor.
1:26:17
It does not exist.
1:26:18
It's been abandoned for years.
1:26:20
Wait, why.
1:26:20
Wait, why are you telling me this now?
1:26:22
That's a room.
1:26:23
That's a room.
1:26:23
1408 moment.
1:26:24
Just.
1:26:24
No.
1:26:25
No.
1:26:26
Oh, wow.
1:26:28
That was kind of scary.
1:26:29
Even though he's 13 at that.
1:26:34
So black.
1:26:35
But when a black man tell you not to stay in a hotel room, you should listen.
1:26:38
That's all I'm saying.
1:26:38
You.
1:26:39
You.
1:26:39
You don't want to be there.
1:26:40
That part.
1:26:42
So I.
1:26:43
I think what we have.
1:26:44
What we're having now is the recognition of seeing the black scream queens.
1:26:51
Yeah.
1:26:52
You know, really get their shine and.
1:26:56
Or better, do not work on the side.
1:26:57
War can.
1:26:58
Third shift.
1:26:59
Yeah.
1:26:59
Tell that to my wife.
1:27:01
No, you gotta.
1:27:03
You gotta be a special kind of person.
1:27:05
You gotta be a.
1:27:06
You gotta be a person that doesn't scare easily, or you can watch certain things and be fine.
1:27:12
Yeah, I'm not.
1:27:14
Oh, we can watch these.
1:27:15
It's like.
1:27:16
Yeah, you go right ahead.
1:27:17
There's nothing like.
1:27:18
There's nothing like watching my little girl, who at the time was trying to test her scariness at the time and watching the very first Annabelle.
1:27:29
That one wasn't that bad.
1:27:30
The second one, though, well, mind you, she had a monster high dial that stood about her height, and it stood in the corner of her room.
1:27:40
So imagine.
1:27:42
Imagine our faces when we wake up the next day and her and her brother are huddled on the couch because neither one of them went to sleep.
1:27:51
And this is why Spartan does not do dolls or clowns.
1:27:56
Nope.
1:28:00
Yeah.
1:28:00
This is why Spartan does not do clowns or dolls.
1:28:04
I have literally told my wife, who has a doll, if that thing moves, I'm shooting it.
1:28:12
I have sat there and told my wife she has a doll that's literally in the closet.
1:28:17
And every night I wonder, because I.
1:28:19
I swear that door moved.
1:28:20
I was like, nope, not.
1:28:21
Not today.
1:28:23
And so here's a.
1:28:25
Here's a.
1:28:26
Here's a.
1:28:26
Here's a couple honorable mentions.
1:28:29
Dewanda Wise, who plays Jessica in the movie Imaginary that came out last year.
1:28:34
Oh, right.
1:28:35
Yeah.
1:28:36
Yeah.
1:28:36
Kirsty Clemens, who plays Jen and not only thrived after the shipwreck, but left her stranded on an island in Sweetheart.
1:28:43
That was 2019, team.
1:28:46
Who else do we have?
1:28:47
We have.
1:28:47
Oh, Eleni mentioned Selena, so there's.
1:28:55
Yeah, there's a few.
1:28:57
There's a lot.
1:28:58
Yeah, Go ahead.
1:28:58
Go ahead.
1:28:59
Loretta Devane.
1:29:00
Divine for both urban legends.
1:29:02
Yep.
1:29:03
I was gonna say.
1:29:03
I.
1:29:04
I just remember that one too.
1:29:05
Amanda.
1:29:09
Oh.
1:29:09
See?
1:29:09
Seafried.
1:29:10
Seafre.
1:29:11
Not Seafre.
1:29:12
Seals.
1:29:13
Oh, Steinberg.
1:29:15
From a.
1:29:15
Yeah, from.
1:29:16
From the bodies.
1:29:18
Okay.
1:29:20
She did survive.
1:29:20
Bodies.
1:29:21
Bodies.
1:29:21
Yeah.
1:29:22
Which was an absolute cluster of a night.
1:29:28
Yeah.
1:29:29
To find out, I was like, oh.
1:29:31
Everything that happened was a whole accident.
1:29:33
Yep.
1:29:34
It wasn't what we thought it was.
1:29:36
Yeah, y'.
1:29:36
All.
1:29:37
What a night this is.
1:29:38
Gum.
1:29:40
Don't seem to be the funniest movies.
1:29:43
Please watch Tucker and Dale versus Evil.
1:29:46
Oh, Tucker.
1:29:47
Dell versus Evil.
1:29:48
That's always.
1:29:48
It's an old one, but it's classic.
1:29:50
It is absolutely funny.
1:29:53
If you love Alan Tudy, this.
1:29:55
This is a movie you need to check out.
1:29:57
That's.
1:29:58
That's a funny one.
1:29:59
So, yeah, there's definitely, like, a lot of black screen queens over the years that we.
1:30:07
We may have just passed by, but there's way more than we thought.
1:30:11
Yeah, definitely way more than we thought.
1:30:14
Even.
1:30:15
Even Navy mentioned in Sugar Hill.
1:30:16
And that was what, 1974.
1:30:18
75.
1:30:19
1974.
1:30:20
So that's.
1:30:22
That's before me.
1:30:25
So those.
1:30:27
They're out there.
1:30:28
Yeah.
1:30:28
Coven was 10 years ago.
1:30:31
Sorry, Bama.
1:30:32
Damn.
1:30:34
Damn.
1:30:35
Coven was 10 years ago.
1:30:37
I think that was the last time that.
1:30:39
I think that was one of the last times the American Horror Story was really good.
1:30:43
Damn.
1:30:44
Covenant.
1:30:45
The only reason why Apocalypse was accepted is because they brought Angela back.
1:30:50
That's kind of saying a lot, though.
1:30:51
Ain'T Was like, yeah, we.
1:30:53
We gotta wrap this thing up.
1:30:55
It's only.
1:30:56
I was like, oh, yeah.
1:30:57
Y' all gotta tie it into the Coven episode series now.
1:31:01
It was no other way.
1:31:02
84 was okay too.
1:31:04
But you said.
1:31:05
Which one?
1:31:07
1984.
1:31:08
That's the one with the slasher camp.
1:31:10
Yeah.
1:31:10
1984 is good.
1:31:11
1984 is good.
1:31:12
It's.
1:31:13
It's good.
1:31:14
It's.
1:31:14
It's not Coven, but it's good.
1:31:17
I forgot about Rachel.
1:31:18
True.
1:31:18
In the crash, she did survive Rachel.
1:31:20
Yep.
1:31:21
She did survive the craft because technically, old girl.
1:31:23
Old girl figured out she was a.
1:31:25
She was really a witch.
1:31:26
She wouldn't.
1:31:28
Once she figured out she had powers she stuffed way.
1:31:34
But it is this.
1:31:35
I like the fact that there are more black scream queens now than there has been in the past, what, several years?
1:31:45
I think.
1:31:46
I think.
1:31:46
I think as you start to think about it and really watch the films, you notice it.
1:31:51
That's because we're more likely to be like, I'm not staying here.
1:31:56
Let's get up and go.
1:31:57
Yeah.
1:31:58
People either are usually killed within the first hour of a film.
1:32:02
Yeah.
1:32:02
Because.
1:32:03
Don't play that.
1:32:04
Noises coming out of the basement.
1:32:06
Get out.
1:32:07
I think I will.
1:32:08
Where's my bag?
1:32:09
Look, Maggie's.
1:32:11
Maggie's raw digger in 13 goals literally was, like, gone.
1:32:15
No, I'm gone.
1:32:18
I mean, I don't like this.
1:32:19
Take these glasses off me.
1:32:20
I got to go.
1:32:22
But no, you got a point.
1:32:23
And I.
1:32:24
And, you know, we.
1:32:25
It's interesting now, because the running joke used to be, black people wouldn't be in a horror movie, because if it was, it'd be a commercial, because the moment you try to tell us something, it's like, no, we good.
1:32:33
But that is.
1:32:35
But that is an untapped.
1:32:37
It's an untapped genre.
1:32:38
So if you really think about it.
1:32:42
And also.
1:32:43
And any.
1:32:44
I'm gonna.
1:32:45
I'm gonna go ahead and say this.
1:32:46
In a horror movie, it's hard to kill a black woman, if you really think about it, it's hard to kill a black woman in a horror movie if you really think about it.
1:32:55
Yes.
1:32:57
Halle Berry and Gothica.
1:32:58
Oh, yeah.
1:32:59
That's.
1:32:59
Forgot about that, too.
1:33:00
That's a good one.
1:33:01
I mean, she's not gonna fall while running.
1:33:03
She's definitely gonna make sure she's got.
1:33:04
She's got a weapon of some sort by then, she's figured out who you are.
1:33:09
And nine times out of ten, she's gonna.
1:33:11
Either she's gonna go get help or she's gonna take you out.
1:33:13
That's why Jada Pinkett got taken out within the first 15 minutes of Scream, too.
1:33:18
Yeah.
1:33:19
Trying to figure out too damn much.
1:33:22
Trying to figure out being nosy.
1:33:27
See, the moment.
1:33:28
The moment I hear someone says, let's.
1:33:29
Let's split up.
1:33:30
Nope, you the first one to go.
1:33:32
Look, that's when the whole phrase catch a fade really had meaning.
1:33:36
If you watch.
1:33:37
And it's on YouTube, so if you watch Night of the Demon, and that whole scene where Roger is telling them, my daddy is a preacher, this house is haunted, we ain't got no business being here.
1:33:49
That's.
1:33:49
That was literally his whole life.
1:33:51
I'm like.
1:33:52
And already you have Been granted as hero status.
1:33:55
Thank you, sir.
1:33:57
Sir, you let common sense be your shield.
1:34:00
Absolutely.
1:34:01
He laid it out.
1:34:02
Look, my daddy's a preacher.
1:34:03
This house ain't no good.
1:34:06
And that's how I looked at Hellraiser.
1:34:08
Wait a minute.
1:34:08
So you tell me Pinhead will show up if I figure out this.
1:34:11
If I figure out this puzzle.
1:34:13
Maybe I shouldn't go around summoning things.
1:34:15
I don't know about.
1:34:16
I mean, Candyman.
1:34:18
Candyman.
1:34:19
Candyman minded his business.
1:34:20
Candyman said, I got who I wanted to get.
1:34:23
Leave me in the spirit world where I belong.
1:34:26
No, Any of the.
1:34:27
Many of the black people in Candyman said, hey, we don't.
1:34:30
We don't.
1:34:31
Oh, old girl.
1:34:32
Just.
1:34:32
Oh, I'm about to say the mom.
1:34:35
Yeah, the mom survived.
1:34:36
Yeah, she's like that.
1:34:38
That mom.
1:34:38
She did that.
1:34:39
I never seen someone do that.
1:34:42
Fingers.
1:34:43
Don't.
1:34:43
Don't say that.
1:34:45
Actually, the mom and homegirl who is Tiana Paris.
1:34:49
Yeah, Tiana Paris in the latest Candyman film.
1:34:53
Yep.
1:34:54
She's right.
1:34:55
Like, babe.
1:34:57
I mean, even you gotta think he didn't want them.
1:35:02
But let's also be honest.
1:35:03
Look at Freddie vs.
1:35:04
Jason, where Kelly Rowland.
1:35:05
I mean, look how far they had to go to get her.
1:35:08
You had to basically sacrifice yourself for the white girl.
1:35:11
He wasn't even interested in you.
1:35:12
So not even looking at you, that's the part that kills me.
1:35:16
So could we say that Candyman is a horror version of Jungle Fever?
1:35:21
Yes.
1:35:23
Yeah, pretty much.
1:35:26
In that damn snow.
1:35:27
Hey, what did that snow so bad?
1:35:34
Literally.
1:35:34
Literally.
1:35:35
Literally, the words out my stepdad's mouth playing in that damn snow.
1:35:41
Your name better not be Snowflake, or I'm leaving.
1:35:43
That's all I gotta say.
1:35:46
He's like, yep.
1:35:48
Bees and all, messing with them.
1:35:49
Boy, girl, I never felt.
1:35:55
I never felt so much judgment in that scene when that.
1:35:57
When that was in the movie theaters.
1:35:58
And the bees got him.
1:35:59
You just.
1:35:59
You just heard the judgment from all them.
1:36:01
Like, see, See, you can almost hear.
1:36:03
You can almost hear some.
1:36:04
You can almost hear some people look, point their men go.
1:36:07
And see.
1:36:07
See what happens when you mess with white women?
1:36:11
When I tell.
1:36:12
I was.
1:36:13
Well, I'm gonna tell myself 14 years old watching a radar movie.
1:36:17
And that's like.
1:36:18
That's all I heard.
1:36:18
Movie theaters.
1:36:19
That's what happens when you mess with.
1:36:20
Yeah, that's.
1:36:21
That's what happens.
1:36:23
See there?
1:36:25
See there?
1:36:26
That's what you all get.
1:36:27
See there?
1:36:27
No.
1:36:28
Or you hear this cacophony.
1:36:32
Yeah, that part.
1:36:35
You know what that means?
1:36:36
Ain't no, ain't no finger point.
1:36:37
Don't even look at it.
1:36:39
She wouldn't even know that to do all that now.
1:36:41
What Good.
1:36:42
It's the best popcorn I ever had.
1:36:45
I was always, always loving that.
1:36:46
So was it.
1:36:47
So did you find it.
1:36:48
So was it funny then?
1:36:50
Ask.
1:36:51
Ask Candyman.
1:36:52
Was it funny?
1:36:52
I don't think it's funny now.
1:36:54
Looks like just y'.
1:36:55
All.
1:36:56
No, seriously.
1:36:57
But it's.
1:36:58
It's.
1:36:58
It's a thing.
1:36:59
Yeah.
1:37:00
And avoid mirrors that don't.
1:37:03
You know that.
1:37:04
Avoid mirrors.
1:37:05
And don't do dumb stuff.
1:37:06
We learn again.
1:37:08
It's hard to kill black people.
1:37:09
We're not doing dumb stuff.
1:37:12
Elementary school.
1:37:15
Damn kids wanted to play Bloody Mary.
1:37:17
Hell in the bathroom.
1:37:19
Nope.
1:37:19
Not.
1:37:19
I don't think.
1:37:20
No.
1:37:21
Oh, hell, I've never expelled so much piss out of my body in such a speed.
1:37:28
Y' all can have that.
1:37:30
I'm taking my 11 year old self out this bathroom.
1:37:33
Y' all could play in here if.
1:37:34
You want to see, like a fire hose.
1:37:38
Oh.
1:37:38
Oh.
1:37:40
We had the bell witch.
1:37:41
We had the bell witch here in Nashville.
1:37:43
It's like, oh, if you go in the woods and you stand on a stump and you turn the direction of the woods and say her and say.
1:37:50
And say bell wish three times.
1:37:52
Number one, why are you doing this for somebody that don't want you?
1:37:55
And number two, why is my dumbass gonna be in the woods finding the only tree stump and doing dumb stuff?
1:38:03
You can go out there if you want to.
1:38:05
Or number three, why am I listening to you?
1:38:08
Why.
1:38:09
Why Spartans Was Bell Witch.
1:38:11
Indoors was Bloody Mary outdoors was in the woods was Pigman.
1:38:16
I'm like, who?
1:38:18
It was like, yeah, pig man.
1:38:19
I'm like, my house was none of the above.
1:38:22
Okay, yeah.
1:38:25
If you go over here, I think the not.
1:38:29
But again, like I said, you tell black.
1:38:31
You tell black people this.
1:38:32
And we're like, nah, let's go.
1:38:33
Let's go to this.
1:38:34
Let's go to this campsite where nobody's been because there was a murder.
1:38:37
Nope.
1:38:38
Nope.
1:38:39
I mean, that's easy.
1:38:40
It's like, let's go this.
1:38:41
Let's go to this haunted cemetery and go big.
1:38:43
Go big or dead.
1:38:44
No.
1:38:47
Yeah.
1:38:48
Anytime you hear someone say, I heard a story about, ah, I ain't going no.
1:38:53
Well, because I'm sorry.
1:38:54
Pet cemetery and Cujo.
1:38:56
That was like, see, this is what happens when you mess with the undead.
1:39:00
Two things you shouldn't mess with.
1:39:01
Animals and cemeteries.
1:39:04
I'm just saying, look, I say if.
1:39:09
You walk through this, why Would I walk through any cemetery as a shortcut?
1:39:13
Are you sit.
1:39:14
What?
1:39:14
Why, why would I.
1:39:15
Why am I out here?
1:39:18
Did Michael Jackson's Thriller not teach you anything?
1:39:22
Oh, I ran out of gas.
1:39:24
Michael Jackson.
1:39:25
You got a letterman jacket and it's classic cars and you run out of gas.
1:39:29
How you pass.
1:39:32
The sad part is I was like, I know.
1:39:34
He passed about three gas stations before he realized I was out.
1:39:37
You had enough juice in that Jerry curl to keep yourself lubricated.
1:39:39
But not enough gas.
1:39:44
That curl, that S curl was shining, sir.
1:39:47
You didn't miss the most moment of lubrication.
1:39:49
But yet somehow unleaded.
1:39:51
83 just passes.
1:39:58
And then old girl kills me.
1:40:00
Oh, I think we should go into this house.
1:40:02
You mean this house that appeared out of freaking nowhere?
1:40:05
First of all, your real name is a combined six letters.
1:40:09
I'm not listening to you.
1:40:10
Ola.
1:40:13
Walking into a house.
1:40:14
The house looks like it stink.
1:40:16
Why would I go in there?
1:40:18
And it's like, I, I, I, I change differently at night.
1:40:22
Okay.
1:40:22
I'm gonna get a cab.
1:40:23
You stick with your car.
1:40:25
No, you ain't.
1:40:26
I heard about you Jackson's.
1:40:28
No, y'.
1:40:28
All.
1:40:28
Y' all change it.
1:40:29
Yeah.
1:40:30
Different.
1:40:31
I heard about Joe.
1:40:32
I heard about what Joe did when y' all left the towels in the pool.
1:40:37
Nah, I'm good.
1:40:39
I'm just saying it's, it's, it's harder to take us out.
1:40:42
So you gotta find creative ways to get us.
1:40:45
And who else can get black people but black people?
1:40:49
This is why I'm glad the like the movies like the blackening existed because they tapped everything.
1:40:57
All of it.
1:40:58
Yeah.
1:40:59
And they didn't, they didn't hold back.
1:41:01
And I said, oh, good.
1:41:02
You figured it out.
1:41:04
Thank you.
1:41:05
You figured it out.
1:41:06
I voted for Trump twice.
1:41:07
You did what?
1:41:11
You gotta go.
1:41:12
I was in the movie theater.
1:41:13
Like what?
1:41:17
I think everybody said that some way.
1:41:19
Everybody like what?
1:41:21
And I wish that they actually didn't put that in the, in the trailer.
1:41:26
Yeah.
1:41:26
That would have been even a more of a what?
1:41:31
You know.
1:41:32
But you know what?
1:41:33
This.
1:41:33
What makes me think that now that the weigh ins are back in control of Scary Movie and they have two decades plus of ammo to work with that script gonna be fired.
1:41:45
I hope they got.
1:41:48
They had time and ammo.
1:41:49
Two things you don't give a bunch of comedians.
1:41:53
That family Marlin.
1:41:55
They don't even need time.
1:41:57
That's.
1:41:58
That is ingrained.
1:41:59
That is DNA.
1:42:00
That is.
1:42:01
Yeah.
1:42:02
From the blood.
1:42:02
That is from the ancestral right action.
1:42:05
Chops has just skyrocketed man.
1:42:08
You know, I did see him.
1:42:10
It wasn't bad.
1:42:11
It just.
1:42:11
It was misunderstood.
1:42:13
That's what I.
1:42:14
That's why I hear a lot of like people.
1:42:17
People are.
1:42:18
People were expecting get out in us when really it was more psychological.
1:42:22
For real.
1:42:23
And, and.
1:42:23
And talking on top of that.
1:42:24
It's not.
1:42:25
It's not a Jordan Peele directed film.
1:42:27
It's a produced.
1:42:29
Is produced by his people, by him.
1:42:31
But I do hope Marlon gets more serious roles because, man, he can.
1:42:36
Man, he nails it.
1:42:38
You give him a serious role, he.
1:42:40
You could tell he's been playing his trade.
1:42:42
Yeah.
1:42:43
Yeah.
1:42:44
Because like after seeing him in Bel Air, I was.
1:42:47
I'm like, what, dude?
1:42:49
Right?
1:42:50
For a dream.
1:42:51
Yes.
1:42:52
And that was just the taste, right?
1:42:55
It was like we were just getting used to.
1:42:57
Like we were just getting exposed.
1:42:59
Exposed to Marlon.
1:43:01
Marlon been on this thing where you're.
1:43:03
Just like, dude, we know you can do more.
1:43:06
We know your family.
1:43:07
Your family is nothing more than a bunch of talented.
1:43:11
Yo mama had nothing but talented children because good Lord, all of them.
1:43:17
I know.
1:43:18
Everybody working.
1:43:19
Everybody working.
1:43:21
I know, I know.
1:43:21
Thanks.
1:43:22
I know.
1:43:22
Thanksgiving around that house.
1:43:23
There's not a dry eye in that house.
1:43:25
That thanks Thanksgiving.
1:43:26
Good God message.
1:43:31
Help, please.
1:43:35
No, but yeah, I think we definitely are not going to see the end of the black screen queens.
1:43:43
And I hope we don't see the end of because there are there shout out to like studios like A24 and.
1:43:51
And all these other like indie type production companies.
1:43:55
They're just like, yeah, take these chances.
1:43:57
Get these actresses out there, like they, they fill the mold.
1:44:01
It works.
1:44:03
Tell that story.
1:44:04
Let's do it.
1:44:05
Don't be afraid.
1:44:07
That part.
1:44:08
Don't be afraid.
1:44:09
That part of.
1:44:10
Don't be afraid of actually moving forward with the story that is not considered the quote unquote Hollywood norm be different.
1:44:18
Which, which really for Hollywood, face it, it's.
1:44:22
It's a dying breed in Hollywood.
1:44:23
Listen, let's be honest.
1:44:24
They have a dying.
1:44:25
A dying recipe.
1:44:27
We saw the trailer for primate.
1:44:29
Hollywood has already passed life support at this point.
1:44:33
I've seen that.
1:44:34
I'm like, monkey shines.
1:44:36
That's all I can say.
1:44:38
I'm trying to figure out crazy.
1:44:42
I look, I'm like, y' all didn't even use a real monkey.
1:44:45
Whatever.
1:44:46
Nope.
1:44:47
Yeah, I'm good.
1:44:49
I just sat there.
1:44:50
I was like.
1:44:50
And this is what we've come to.
1:44:52
This is what we've come to.
1:44:54
The fact that Hollywood has said, forget the barrel.
1:44:57
We are now going subterranean.
1:45:00
It was like you took the rampant monkey story and took it out of.
1:45:04
Nope.
1:45:05
And said, let's turn it into a movie.
1:45:06
You said, let's go and revisit monkey shines and do it.
1:45:10
I can't wait.
1:45:10
I can't wait for Uncle Ruckus to.
1:45:11
Come out of nowhere.
1:45:12
See, that's what you get for messing up with the monkeys that.
1:45:18
That could.
1:45:19
See that monkey that.
1:45:20
Those white people treated you so well, but look at you.
1:45:23
Your monkey with monkey look.
1:45:25
They got them smelling like vanilla, and here you come, funking it all up.
1:45:30
Here come the wife.
1:45:31
People come around here, smell like living pleasure furniture polish.
1:45:36
You know, they know how you darkies out here.
1:45:40
I'm just messing it all up for the good wife.
1:45:45
Oh, my God.
1:45:46
Where's Gary Anthony Williams?
1:45:51
Black Spartan.
1:45:51
Definitely nailed that, though.
1:45:55
Gary Anthony Williams would have had a field day with the primate trailer.
1:45:58
He would have been.
1:45:59
If you gave him that.
1:46:00
All you needed was the tuba to come in and just.
1:46:03
He would have so much fun with it.
1:46:08
I sure would have loved to be where that monkey is.
1:46:10
To be around them white folks and be treated as such, but treating them all good.
1:46:18
No, that monkey.
1:46:19
That monkey was an undeserving monkey.
1:46:21
See, that monkey was a.
1:46:31
Look at Whoopty's face.
1:46:33
She like, oh, I may have channeled Uncle Ruckus a little too much.
1:46:48
I apologize.
1:46:53
I apologize.
1:46:54
I apologize.
1:46:55
I don't know why you apologizing.
1:47:00
Did we even see the director?
1:47:02
No, I don't think we did.
1:47:03
No.
1:47:04
No, I don't think we did that.
1:47:06
Direct was the same holes, Diddy.
1:47:07
We didn't see where he came in or out, but they.
1:47:09
They kept pushing.
1:47:10
They kept pushing.
1:47:12
Jordan Peele.
1:47:12
Jordan Peele.
1:47:13
Jordan Peele.
1:47:13
And people's minds think, oh, this is Jordan Peele movie.
1:47:17
No, it's not.
1:47:19
It's.
1:47:19
It's produced by Jordan Peele in.
1:47:22
In his company, Monkey Paw.
1:47:25
You know, it's not a Jordan Peele movie, so.
1:47:30
But here we are.
1:47:32
Right?
1:47:32
But once.
1:47:33
You know, but once again, like you said, Spartan people, there's.
1:47:37
I've gotten those same reactions from other people that seen it.
1:47:40
It was like, yeah, like CJ over three black geeks.
1:47:43
He said he's seen.
1:47:44
He's like, I liked it.
1:47:45
He said, Marlon did a great job acting.
1:47:47
The acting actually was really good.
1:47:49
And on top of that, they said you have to have a really.
1:47:53
A strong understanding what's actually happening in that film.
1:47:56
Which even if it was a Jordan Peele film, you still need that level of thought process.
1:48:01
Yep.
1:48:02
Because.
1:48:02
Because hidden.
1:48:03
Hidden Messages.
1:48:04
I mean, there were so many hidden messages and.
1:48:06
Get out.
1:48:07
No, like, come on now.
1:48:09
There was layers.
1:48:11
Yep.
1:48:12
I mean, especially with get out, get out, get out had me wondering, like.
1:48:15
See, I don't even like milk.
1:48:18
I'm lactose, and I wouldn't even trust you sipping milk and eating that loops by themselves.
1:48:23
That was the one.
1:48:24
That was the one time.
1:48:25
I remember I was gonna go work out afterwards and I got chocolate milk instead of regular.
1:48:29
Instead of regular.
1:48:29
Like, nope, I can't take that chance.
1:48:33
Not this gas station where your boy was eyeing at me.
1:48:35
No, she was so racist that she was separating the colors from the whites.
1:48:41
Yeah, exactly.
1:48:42
That's a serial killer.
1:48:46
I don't even look at that girl saying, because I see you was in Megan.
1:48:49
Thank you.
1:48:50
Like, yeah, thank you.
1:48:52
You are up to no good, my dear.
1:48:55
I did not see Ms.
1:48:56
Reagan.
1:49:01
I was watching Megan again the other night last week, so I was just like, oh, this is on.
1:49:05
Okay, I checked this out.
1:49:06
This is hilarious.
1:49:08
No wonder they went straight comedy almost on the second one.
1:49:10
I need to check that out too.
1:49:12
Well, it's that time.
1:49:15
We are checking out, people.
1:49:18
We got another day this week.
1:49:20
Tune in later this week.
1:49:21
We have guest Danny J.
1:49:23
Quick from Ace Blade Comics doing his talking about Ace Blade and talking about his new Kickstarter that he has going off.
1:49:29
Not to mention he's joined up with Blur Station.
1:49:31
So you'll be seeing some Ace Blade being animated more than likely pretty soon.
1:49:37
So Whoopty, let's start off with you.
1:49:42
You can find me at Whoopi freaking.
1:49:45
Do on Instagram, and for some reason, it's everything.
1:49:49
Everybody's name's been covered up today.
1:49:51
Our names are covered to protect the innocent.
1:49:54
Yeah, Right now I'm doing my 31 days of Halloween nails.
1:49:58
I just did day 31.
1:50:01
I mean, 21.
1:50:02
I've got 10 more days to go.
1:50:05
You can find that over on Fresh Press by Z on Tick Tock and Instagram.
1:50:13
She is.
1:50:14
She is a.
1:50:14
She is an artist.
1:50:15
She is an artist.
1:50:16
Yeah.
1:50:18
Geek by heart.
1:50:20
You can show them now.
1:50:21
There we go.
1:50:24
You should.
1:50:24
You should show.
1:50:25
You should show.
1:50:26
But anyway, I am le from Keep our heart.
1:50:29
Me and my husband heart.
1:50:30
You can Find us on YouTube.
1:50:33
Sorry.
1:50:34
IG, Tik Tok and Twitch.
1:50:36
Right now we are doing movie reviews and.
1:50:40
And trailer reviews.
1:50:42
It's been a kind of slow for us.
1:50:44
No, it hasn't slow.
1:50:45
It just has been way too busy.
1:50:47
But hopefully by the end of the month, we should be starting to get back on track, especially with Me also with streaming Sound Hill because that thing is scary and I need to finish it so that I can
1:51:00
be nice and play Legend Zelda Age of Imprisonment which I am looking forward to.
1:51:07
So there's that.
1:51:08
And then last I knew there was something that was bothering me about it.
1:51:12
It's not Logan Browning.
1:51:13
She was in the Perfection.
1:51:14
That was.
1:51:15
That's somebody else that's in Escape Room and I haven't.
1:51:18
Okay, I know you're talking about with Logan Brownie.
1:51:20
She was the production.
1:51:23
Another crazy movie.
1:51:25
That's what made me remind me because when you guys talk about Allison Williams I'm like I remember when awesome Williams was in that one too.
1:51:31
Yeah, but she actually was a good person.
1:51:36
Or tried to be.
1:51:37
I should say tried to be.
1:51:38
Yeah.
1:51:41
Okay.
1:51:41
Okay.
1:51:44
Spartan.
1:51:46
Sure.
1:51:47
Black underscore.
1:51:48
Spartan615 is where you can find me on the social show's still going on because man we got a lot of crap to cover about what that over loaded ulcer with a wig is done on how the Frank we
1:51:58
got here every Wednesday at 7:30.
1:52:01
Of course myself, Safar and Joe will cover the gaming world and get bit this Friday.
1:52:05
8:30ish.
1:52:06
As far as streaming goes guys, still covering Silk Song but we are going to run the gauntlet.
1:52:12
We are going to start Ninja Gaiden 4 and Ghost of Yotai.
1:52:15
So yeah, three games simultaneously.
1:52:18
Let's see if we can pull this off.
1:52:20
It's bound to be fun either way outside that guys, again the rules still remain when it comes to cosplaying in the world.
1:52:29
Cosplay is not consent.
1:52:30
Please you play.
1:52:31
Please, please treat people like human beings.
1:52:33
It's not that freaking hard to be effing decent.
1:52:37
Number two.
1:52:38
Soap is important.
1:52:39
So is deodorant.
1:52:39
So it's clean clothes.
1:52:40
Please wash your ass.
1:52:41
It's getting cold.
1:52:42
Flu seasons come around the corner.
1:52:45
I know.
1:52:46
And again we're starting to see people, you know, ages of fresh and con.
1:52:49
That's all cute but again, wash your ass.
1:52:52
Dove can be your friend.
1:52:54
Dial is cheap.
1:52:55
Please don't use native and please, oh God, don't use something that you know, mask your funk because the funk will always win.
1:53:02
And also guys, talk, discuss and share your fandoms.
1:53:06
Don't be toxic, don't be a dick and yeah, you won't get jumped like.
1:53:12
Mr.
1:53:13
Andre Williams did at the at the rally.
1:53:17
Navy, talk to the people.
1:53:19
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, blurs of all ages.
1:53:22
Good evening, good morning, good afternoon.
1:53:23
It is I, Navy Montel, your frosted bearded, blurred corn I have the honor of being a part of this illustrious group of Melanie Melanated intellectuals.
1:53:32
If you want to check us out, we're here twice a week on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8pm I am with the illustriously amazing Lady Madalore on Room Full of Blurs on Sundays at 7pm I am also streaming on
1:53:44
Twitch and on YouTube on Sundays usually following.
1:53:48
So it's around 9, 30, 10.
1:53:50
So if y' all are still up and you got nothing else better to do, come check me out.
1:53:54
I am playing Diablo 3, getting back into it because it is girl power campaign.
1:53:59
So she is out there, she's wrecking shop left and right.
1:54:02
And I may have a surprise later down the line for streaming from someone that I know who has been working hard for years on a game.
1:54:11
And I told them when it is complete, I will stream it so we can get the eyes on it.
1:54:17
So just stay tuned because it's all about uplifting these creators out here and doing my thing on YouTube as well still.
1:54:25
So I got and Lainey and I will be at Pax Unplugged this year.
1:54:29
So we're gonna be captions all types of amazing stuff and I would love to get the whole crew there one day.
1:54:34
So if I could end this on one specific note.
1:54:38
If you're a hater out there and you are disparaging someone and insulting someone because they're being creative and it doesn't appeal to you, go away.
1:54:48
Leave them alone.
1:54:49
If it doesn't appeal to you, it's not meant for you.
1:54:51
If it doesn't make you smile, it's not meant to make you smile.
1:54:54
They're doing something that brings their brings joy to their heart, that uplifts their mind, that brings ease to their spirit.
1:55:01
If you cannot support it and you don't like it, do me a favor.
1:55:06
Shut the up in.
1:55:08
In that.
1:55:09
In that.
1:55:17
I thought about it.
1:55:18
I'm like, it's going somewhere.
1:55:21
Oh, it's.
1:55:31
I gotta get you a better picture.
1:55:33
I look like I'm looking at something or something.
1:55:36
Just.
1:55:36
Oh, wow, is that blue?
1:55:39
You got the.
1:55:40
You got the.
1:55:41
It's so shiny.
1:55:41
The it's so shiny moment that looked like.
1:55:45
Is that a badge?
1:55:50
I am the man on the wall.
1:55:52
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I think it is, yes.
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It's.
1:56:40
It's four of them.
1:56:41
But they are doing fantastic work.
1:56:46
They look amazing.
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1:57:28
I think Whoopty dropped out.
1:57:33
When you see us again, you.
1:57:34
We won't have whatever this is going on in the upper left hand corner.
1:57:39
I don't know what that is.
1:57:40
Oh, my gosh.
1:57:42
We've been marked by musk something, you know.
1:57:45
Hey, the Internet did go down a lot of people yesterday.
1:57:49
Ladies.
1:57:49
Lady's just loving all the iPhone adders right now.
1:57:56
Yeah.
1:57:58
Everybody take your time.
1:58:00
Take your pto, as Mayhem says, and let that go.
1:58:03
Relax, Take a breather.
1:58:05
Take a breather.
1:58:06
Here's Whoopty.
1:58:07
Here's Whoopi.
1:58:08
There she goes.
1:58:08
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1:58:09
Had to change locations.
1:58:12
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1:58:25
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1:58:30
But we'll be talking about it along with some blurry nerdy news.
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1:58:34
Have fun.
1:58:36
Let's get out of here.
1:58:39
Oh, bye.
1:58:45
Snake, are you okay?
1:58:46
Snake.
1:58:47
Snake.
1:59:02
Sam.