Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Pop Warner Crave | Son of a Boy Dad #243
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- 3:04Speaker 5: Today's Wednesday, October sixteenth?
- 3:08Speaker 1: You good, bro, I'm great. I have a proposition for you.
- 3:13Speaker 5: Just happy to half of the polo back on. I
- 3:15Speaker 5: see with looksmaxing today?
- 3:19Speaker 1: You really are? You got fucking military winter fit on.
- 3:24Speaker 1: You got your fucking indoor soccer course shoes. Oh yeah,
- 3:27Speaker 1: your sports core sweatshirt.
- 3:31Speaker 5: Did I did I tell you for the wedding my
- 3:32Speaker 5: cousin's wedding, I didn't. I brought my suit. I have
- 3:37Speaker 5: a suit. But then for there's like the rehearsal dinner,
- 3:41Speaker 5: and I had to wear like a blazer and stuff
- 3:43Speaker 5: to the cute yeah all the way, not the full
- 3:45Speaker 5: matching suit. So I wore I borrowed like a jacket
- 3:49Speaker 5: and a shirt and a tie from my dad, and
- 3:51Speaker 5: then I was like, I'm just gonna wear these pants.
- 3:53Speaker 5: And then I looked in the mirror and I was like,
- 3:55Speaker 5: oh my god, dude, this is like the worst outfit
- 3:57Speaker 5: I've ever seen.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Dude. It was literally did you take a picture? No?
- 4:01Speaker 5: But I just kept on walking around the house saying
- 4:03Speaker 5: that it looks like it looks like I was.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I was.
- 4:05Speaker 5: I just got off my shift at r I, and
- 4:08Speaker 5: all I had was the top half of the outfit.
- 4:10Speaker 1: So I didn't realize that this thing that.
- 4:11Speaker 5: These pants have like side pants on them, like side pockets,
- 4:17Speaker 5: like side like.
- 4:18Speaker 1: Something you put hard cammer in. Do your dad's close
- 4:23Speaker 1: fit you? Yeah, dude, my dad's like tiny? What do
- 4:26Speaker 1: you mean You're not tiny? My dad used to be
- 4:29Speaker 1: huge in what way both ways?
- 4:33Speaker 5: He used to be jacked and fat as fuck, and
- 4:36Speaker 5: then he had then he had a heart attack and
- 4:38Speaker 5: he had to get a double bypass, and now he's
- 4:41Speaker 5: like five eight like one hundred pounds.
- 4:45Speaker 1: He got shorter after his hard he got way shorter
- 4:48Speaker 1: and way skinnier, because you just after you after you
- 4:51Speaker 1: get that surgery, you just can't move in bed, you
- 4:55Speaker 1: stop growing.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Yeah, so he just laid in bed for like three
- 4:58Speaker 5: years and now he just like I think, I don't
- 4:59Speaker 5: eve know if he lifts weights anymore.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I think he just runs all the time. It's good
- 5:03Speaker 1: for your ticker. But I've heard runners can get heart
- 5:05Speaker 1: attacks too. Yeah.
- 5:06Speaker 5: I think that's when you start breaking into like the
- 5:08Speaker 5: seventy miles a day running, like when you do the
- 5:10Speaker 5: ultra marathons.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're just a standard jogging to get the
- 5:14Speaker 1: knees movie, I think if you're running like six miles, dude.
- 5:17Speaker 1: A lot of alphas lying about their heights. Yeah. I
- 5:20Speaker 1: saw forty six on Busting and he was looking shorter
- 5:26Speaker 1: than Compton. Oh, I know I saw that, but I
- 5:27Speaker 1: think this is when you get older, you get short.
- 5:29Speaker 1: But he was supposed to be six three, yeah, compass
- 5:32Speaker 1: and six three.
- 5:33Speaker 5: I mean, dude, my dad was definitely six foot and
- 5:36Speaker 5: now he's shorter than me by like probably two or
- 5:38Speaker 5: three inches.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, But do you think that you relist your
- 5:43Speaker 1: size or do you just go by you go by
- 5:45Speaker 1: your peak you're hands, Yeah, you go by your peak forever. Yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 1: you definitely don't resize, cause is it hul Cogan took
- 5:52Speaker 1: a picture with like Brandon Walker. Yeah, and then he
- 5:55Speaker 1: used to be like six seven Hulk Hogan. I don't know, Hey,
- 5:58Speaker 1: I know it wasn't six to seven them exact rating
- 6:00Speaker 1: for the people that are going to be like, you
- 6:02Speaker 1: fucking thought Hulkgan was six seven.
- 6:05Speaker 5: Sassin Runer's confidently wrong all the time. They don't know
- 6:09Speaker 5: Hull Cogan's exact weight and hight six seven cock. I
- 6:14Speaker 5: was actually gonna say that would make perfect sense.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Six seven. Yeah. You can't be called Hulk unless you're whole. Yeah, yeah,
- 6:20Speaker 1: you have to hulk over somebody. But isn't like the
- 6:22Speaker 1: Rock pretty short? Yeah he's five.
- 6:24Speaker 5: Actually, I think the Rock is just normal height. I
- 6:26Speaker 5: think like the people say that he's like, I don't.
- 6:28Speaker 5: I think he's just like six foot. No, he was
- 6:31Speaker 5: like a D six y four.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Here's a d ND to Miami. Really.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I forgot that he had to make the
- 6:37Speaker 5: choice between ball and acting. Everyone always fucking zach Efron and.
- 6:41Speaker 1: High school musical. It is pretty cool.
- 6:50Speaker 5: How like wrestling, How wrestling used to be like, uh,
- 6:54Speaker 5: like you had to like I guess it still is,
- 6:55Speaker 5: but you have to like grind it out in like
- 6:57Speaker 5: the local scene. Yeah, going to like the fucking Olive
- 7:00Speaker 5: Tree every night to just wrestle other dudes.
- 7:03Speaker 1: But what's crazy is all of those tiny shows have
- 7:06Speaker 1: a packed house. Yeah, every single time Lamaire goes to
- 7:09Speaker 1: those shows, like there's always a massive market and it'll
- 7:12Speaker 1: be in like a fucking big garage basically, it'll be
- 7:16Speaker 1: in like a tiny jet hangar or something, and there'll
- 7:19Speaker 1: be a million dudes who know every storyline. They know
- 7:21Speaker 1: who the heel is, they know who the face is.
- 7:23Speaker 1: They're rooting against people.
- 7:25Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the I think the diehards prefer those
- 7:29Speaker 5: shows because I think they get a little more aggressive.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Oh they'll fuck people up more.
- 7:34Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they fuck people up more. And I
- 7:36Speaker 5: think the storyline is a little crazier. It's a little
- 7:38Speaker 5: bit more like ogww F.
- 7:40Speaker 1: It's probably a little bit nascary too, where you're rooting
- 7:43Speaker 1: for the crash. Yeah, people are more likely than the
- 7:46Speaker 1: white hurt. And you know that Bubble Wallace was fucking lying.
- 7:53Speaker 1: He tied that news himself. You fucking know it. Whatever
- 7:59Speaker 1: happened with that? Uh he's running for president now, didn't
- 8:02Speaker 1: They say?
- 8:02Speaker 5: It was just like and it turned out to just
- 8:04Speaker 5: be like a rope that was meant for, like to
- 8:05Speaker 5: pull the garage door down.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like the handle of a rope. Yeah,
- 8:08Speaker 1: that was pretty crazy. I mean from what from what perspective? Well,
- 8:12Speaker 1: I was on Bubba's team from the start. But are
- 8:14Speaker 1: you still of course go woke and go broke? Bro
- 8:17Speaker 1: bro Bubba's not woke. It seems like you went woke
- 8:20Speaker 1: by being no Bubba's team.
- 8:23Speaker 5: I've been watching, uh, I mean, I mean, I know
- 8:27Speaker 5: I was gonna continue it, but I've been getting uh,
- 8:31Speaker 5: video recommendations of like super redneck alt right dudes who
- 8:35Speaker 5: hate Trump and they're so funny. I saw one dude
- 8:39Speaker 5: the other day and they're all right, guys like all right,
- 8:41Speaker 5: guys who like hate Trump?
- 8:42Speaker 1: Who do they like Kamala what? Yeah? They can't be
- 8:46Speaker 1: all right, and they like, yeah did they go? There
- 8:50Speaker 1: was one dude?
- 8:50Speaker 5: There was one and the guy goes, I think it
- 8:52Speaker 5: might be like a fetish or something, though, but he goes, uh,
- 8:56Speaker 5: he goes there's like a there's like a CNN person
- 8:59Speaker 5: or don't you vote black? Don't there's some like some
- 9:03Speaker 5: person interviewing these two like really old like Georgia redneck dudes,
- 9:08Speaker 5: and uh, she's like, which one are you guys gonna
- 9:11Speaker 5: vote for? And the guy's like the right one? And
- 9:14Speaker 5: then she goes and which one's that? And then she
- 9:17Speaker 5: goes and then he goes, when was the last time
- 9:19Speaker 5: you heard Trump? When was the last time you've seen
- 9:21Speaker 5: Trump talk? And then she goes, He goes up. The
- 9:24Speaker 5: lady goes pretty recently, and then he goes, was she
- 9:28Speaker 5: was he moving his lips? And then she goes yeah,
- 9:31Speaker 5: and he goes, then he's lying.
- 9:37Speaker 1: That's a good ass line. Those old dudes are so
- 9:39Speaker 1: funny when they just always have like quick, a quick
- 9:41Speaker 1: line because it's been crafted. Yeah, and their family members
- 9:45Speaker 1: are probably fucking sick of it. Yeah yeah, Well then
- 9:47Speaker 1: he's lying. Was his mouth moving? Then he's lying? Yeah,
- 9:50Speaker 1: thanks grandpa, we heard that fifteen Yeah, he's definitely just
- 9:54Speaker 1: honing that line. But when he for the first time, yeah,
- 9:57Speaker 1: it's like it's like almost like a Gillian Wallow line
- 10:00Speaker 1: when you hear them for the first time. When They're
- 10:01Speaker 1: like he was broke, busted and disgusted. Yeah, like holy shit,
- 10:04Speaker 1: and then put mustard on my check. Yeah, it put
- 10:06Speaker 1: his mud on my name. It's like, yeah, it works
- 10:10Speaker 1: the first time.
- 10:10Speaker 5: It is very funny seeing Gilly this year still be
- 10:13Speaker 5: like as diehard of an Eagles fan as he is,
- 10:15Speaker 5: but the Eagles just suck this year. Like, it's very
- 10:18Speaker 5: funny watching him pull up to the house in the
- 10:20Speaker 5: fucking Eagles car whatever the fuck that thing was, you
- 10:23Speaker 5: see that?
- 10:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 10:24Speaker 5: But then it's like, they beat the Browns by what
- 10:27Speaker 5: three points four points?
- 10:29Speaker 1: And did you see them dancing out front now of
- 10:31Speaker 1: the car? Now they do a victory dance and then
- 10:35Speaker 1: across the street like the oldest man you've ever seen,
- 10:39Speaker 1: probably the same right, all right, comic guy comes out
- 10:42Speaker 1: and he starts dancing with them from behind them. They
- 10:45Speaker 1: didn't they didn't expect that are playing it. Yeah, it's
- 10:48Speaker 1: just a fucking perfect video.
- 10:50Speaker 5: I was kind of rooting for the Browns that game,
- 10:52Speaker 5: to be honest, I don't know. I just thought it
- 10:53Speaker 5: would be cool to see the Browns beat the Eagles.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Wanni root against you because you don't have to we
- 11:02Speaker 1: lose naturally, I have a proposition for you. Actually, what
- 11:06Speaker 1: Drake may for Travis Kelcey the trade?
- 11:10Speaker 5: Yeah, brother, I had the option to pick up Drake
- 11:12Speaker 5: may and I didn't. I have great quarterbacks. I have him, No,
- 11:16Speaker 5: I know, but I don't want him I have I have.
- 11:18Speaker 5: You don't want Drake may on my fantasy team?
- 11:21Speaker 1: Yeah? No, why would I want that? Because he's Drake
- 11:24Speaker 1: May I have Baker Mayfield and Joe Burrow. So what
- 11:27Speaker 1: bro those are like two of the best passing quarterbacks
- 11:29Speaker 1: in the NFL. You don't really believe in Drake may Dude.
- 11:32Speaker 5: B Baker Mayfield might be the highest scorning fantasy player
- 11:36Speaker 5: of all time, but but you don't, So you don't
- 11:38Speaker 5: believe in Drake May. No, I believe in Drake may
- 11:40Speaker 5: I don't believe that he's gonna have more passing touchdowns
- 11:43Speaker 5: than Baker Mayfield or Joe Burrow.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Yeah, but you need a third one. They both have
- 11:45Speaker 1: their Baker Mayfield's getting me thirty points every week. But
- 11:48Speaker 1: what happens on his buy? I picked up Justin Fields. Oh,
- 11:52Speaker 1: but Justin Fields isn't gonna start exactly. Yeah, I would, Yeah,
- 11:55Speaker 1: I would do.
- 11:55Speaker 5: I would do Travis Kelsey for Drake may perfect, But
- 11:58Speaker 5: I'll have to think on it.
- 11:59Speaker 1: You just said you. I know, it's just kind of
- 12:01Speaker 1: like a teaser. I'm gonna think about it and i'll
- 12:04Speaker 1: get back to you. But I would do that because
- 12:05Speaker 1: I don't like you. Don't play Travis Kelson. I don't
- 12:07Speaker 1: play him. Yeah, exactly. That's why I've been.
- 12:09Speaker 5: Fucking like tight end too on the Steelers starting for me.
- 12:13Speaker 5: Got three points last week.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Friarmooth, I don't even know who it is. I don't
- 12:17Speaker 1: know what his name is. It's Pat Fryarmooth, Penn State guy,
- 12:20Speaker 1: Ben's Sake guy. That's why I picked him up. He's
- 12:22Speaker 1: a Penn State legs are Yeah, are you back in
- 12:24Speaker 1: on State? I've always been. I've always been on State.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I mean, State's having a historic year this year, historic season. Yeah.
- 12:29Speaker 1: I haven't watched yet, but i've heard. We got to
- 12:32Speaker 1: get back out there. I know. Did you see the
- 12:34Speaker 1: guy who uh who ran out with USC dressed up?
- 12:37Speaker 1: We gotta do that. We got to pay USC to
- 12:39Speaker 1: let us run. That sounds like something that you would do,
- 12:41Speaker 1: But I don't think I could do that. Why would
- 12:42Speaker 1: I do that? Because that is one thousand percent something
- 12:45Speaker 1: that you would do when what? Why do you always
- 12:47Speaker 1: describe like the most negative things to what Caleb was
- 12:51Speaker 1: still working at barstool. I don't know if he is
- 12:54Speaker 1: or is, but if he was still, like, if you
- 12:56Speaker 1: guys were still doing store impatients chasers and stuff, do
- 12:59Speaker 1: you not think that that's something that you guys would do?
- 13:01Speaker 5: Definitely not if you if you guys thought of that
- 13:04Speaker 5: idea before that dude in the video, did you guys
- 13:06Speaker 5: would absolutely have done that if it was.
- 13:09Speaker 1: In the last years ago? No, not now, yes you would.
- 13:14Speaker 1: I'm out running game like that anymore. Dude, you broke
- 13:17Speaker 1: into the Notre Dame game like two years ago. That
- 13:19Speaker 1: was for shann Gabbles. That was like it was literally
- 13:22Speaker 1: how long ago was that it was the height of
- 13:24Speaker 1: COVID That was four years ago. Four years ago, that's
- 13:26Speaker 1: not that long. It kind of is now people gradd,
- 13:29Speaker 1: start and grab. That was way more risky than what
- 13:31Speaker 1: that guy did. Yeah, that wasn't even risky. It wasn't risky.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I was more doing it as a protest, but against
- 13:36Speaker 1: people who got the jab, the scumbacks who got the jab.
- 13:42Speaker 1: But what so, what do you do? Usc you can
- 13:44Speaker 1: pay fifteen hundred dollars to run out with the team
- 13:46Speaker 1: behind the team.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it was a home game for USC,
- 13:50Speaker 5: so Penn State runs out right behind them, and he
- 13:53Speaker 5: waited until he was the last person run out with
- 13:56Speaker 5: USC people. But he was wearing all Penn Steak here,
- 13:58Speaker 5: so it looked like that he was leading the charger State.
- 14:02Speaker 1: That's legendary. It's pretty sick.
- 14:04Speaker 5: It's pretty awesome, just tricking your way into leading the
- 14:09Speaker 5: charge for Penn State like a.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Massive game at an away game in sunny southern California.
- 14:17Speaker 1: That's it.
- 14:18Speaker 5: The funniest part is that he's just by himself. He
- 14:20Speaker 5: just did it completely alone.
- 14:22Speaker 1: It's kind of genius. It is. It's a great idea.
- 14:25Speaker 1: If it were eight years ago, I would have did it.
- 14:26Speaker 1: He found the loophole in the system, and they're going
- 14:28Speaker 1: to close that loophole fast. Absolutely the next game.
- 14:32Speaker 5: There will be a full two minute in between or
- 14:35Speaker 5: the home team in Penn State coming.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Out, or if they catch you doing it, you'll get
- 14:39Speaker 1: shot by the arm guard. Yeah, the trojan soldier will
- 14:42Speaker 1: descend on you and stab you through your stomach, disvalue.
- 14:45Speaker 1: They'll fuck your shit up, spill your guts all over
- 14:48Speaker 1: the fucking place. Yeah, but we are, Bro, we are
- 14:51Speaker 1: crack your can, Bro, are we not? Are we chilling?
- 14:53Speaker 1: Or no? I gotta finish myce coffee. Why don't you
- 14:55Speaker 1: mix them? That's what I like. That seems like a
- 14:57Speaker 1: lot of feelings. I once.
- 15:02Speaker 5: The double heelings, two things that consistently give me panic
- 15:06Speaker 5: attacks at once.
- 15:08Speaker 1: It was early on at barstool when I would like
- 15:13Speaker 1: smoke a joint on the way to the train station,
- 15:16Speaker 1: and then also just like crush a black again early
- 15:18Speaker 1: on barstool. What last year, No I biked, I've been
- 15:25Speaker 1: biking in. It was the way, the joint on the bike. Bro,
- 15:30Speaker 1: I'm not blunted anymore. Bro stunted again, that's what you say.
- 15:33Speaker 1: But then I see you slam.
- 15:34Speaker 5: This is a fresh six pack, I said, blunt. Yeah,
- 15:38Speaker 5: you're sipping h that's probably that's probably better for you.
- 15:41Speaker 1: It is definitely better for you. But I would just
- 15:45Speaker 1: get twisted on the way in. Yeah, I would be
- 15:48Speaker 1: like shocked that I felt weird and panicky once I
- 15:51Speaker 1: got to work. Yeah, I wonder why I had to
- 15:53Speaker 1: take a walk around the block or step outside. Yeah,
- 15:56Speaker 1: that's what Frank.
- 15:56Speaker 5: That's where Frank's walks actually started you need someone to
- 15:59Speaker 5: go on a walk with you.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Yeah, and now he's skinny, so he can fucking thank
- 16:04Speaker 1: me for that exactly. It changed the game. Dude. The
- 16:07Speaker 1: other night, I went to a uh, I went to
- 16:10Speaker 1: a meditation class. Oh really, Yeah, I was like, I
- 16:13Speaker 1: just wanted to see what it was like. So, what
- 16:15Speaker 1: is that like yoga? No, it was just it was
- 16:17Speaker 1: it was like breath work. It's like an hour long
- 16:20Speaker 1: class of just breathing. It's maybe the most fucked up
- 16:24Speaker 1: that I've been in the last like two or three years.
- 16:26Speaker 1: What did you get? Like insanely relaxed, not just insanely relaxed,
- 16:30Speaker 1: like the amount that my body was tingling, Like my
- 16:33Speaker 1: hands were resting on my chest and stomach and I
- 16:36Speaker 1: didn't even I couldn't even feel that I was touching
- 16:38Speaker 1: my own body. I had that once from breathing. Yeah,
- 16:42Speaker 1: breathing is the next best fucking drug. Yeah it is.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Wim Hoff is insane. This was like this was basically
- 16:49Speaker 1: like you know how wim Hoff is like eleven minutes.
- 16:51Speaker 1: This was basically like an hour of wim Hoff to
- 16:55Speaker 1: like intense music and like this fucking warehouse. Yeah, these
- 17:00Speaker 1: fucking plants all over. Just felt like you're in the Amazon.
- 17:04Speaker 1: It was fucking amazing. It is crazy, but then it
- 17:07Speaker 1: is still for some reason, it's for me.
- 17:09Speaker 5: It's still one of those things where if I have
- 17:10Speaker 5: the opportunity to do it again, I'm like, it feels
- 17:13Speaker 5: like a lot of work.
- 17:15Speaker 1: It is actually work. Yeah, Like the first I started
- 17:18Speaker 1: panicking the first couple of times I did it, like
- 17:20Speaker 1: the first couple of rounds of it. Yeah, and then
- 17:22Speaker 1: by the third round, I was so euphoric that I
- 17:25Speaker 1: had to stop myself from like bursting out laughing. I
- 17:29Speaker 1: was having such a good time that I was just
- 17:31Speaker 1: like laying on my back, like that's crazy. I was
- 17:35Speaker 1: like the chemicals in my brain were dancing. Yeah. I
- 17:39Speaker 1: had that one with like Fantasia.
- 17:41Speaker 5: When I was in high school and I was having
- 17:44Speaker 5: panic attacks all the time. I had to go to
- 17:46Speaker 5: therapy and then we I had to I had a
- 17:47Speaker 5: panic attack in my therapist's office and we had to
- 17:50Speaker 5: do it meditation for like forty five minutes, and by
- 17:53Speaker 5: the end of it, I was like, Alright, I feel fine,
- 17:56Speaker 5: but I still want.
- 17:56Speaker 1: To kill myself.
- 18:03Speaker 5: I didn't have my license. I didn't get my license.
- 18:05Speaker 5: I was like seventeen. So my mom had to like picked.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Me up after you had your panic attack.
- 18:09Speaker 5: And when I was like, we just had to drive
- 18:11Speaker 5: back and I was she was like, how was it?
- 18:13Speaker 5: I was like fine, I was pissed, but it was
- 18:16Speaker 5: pretty crazy.
- 18:17Speaker 1: I was like levitating the uh from what the meditation?
- 18:22Speaker 5: Yeah, we did, because we just said a guided meditation,
- 18:24Speaker 5: which she must have been pissed.
- 18:26Speaker 1: No, she was probably geeked. She was probably like, oh,
- 18:28Speaker 1: I don't have to say anything for the next forty
- 18:30Speaker 1: five minutes. True, I don't have to listen to this
- 18:32Speaker 1: fucking whiny sixteen year old.
- 18:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I just laid on the couch in like an office building.
- 18:38Speaker 1: What insided the panic attack? Do you remember that one specifically? No,
- 18:43Speaker 1: it was just cars because you just thought you were
- 18:47Speaker 1: going to crash or something.
- 18:48Speaker 7: No.
- 18:48Speaker 1: I had a panic attack in a car twice, so
- 18:52Speaker 1: you have.
- 18:52Speaker 5: And then every time I would go in a car
- 18:54Speaker 5: after that for the last next like four years, I
- 18:57Speaker 5: would be like insanely anxious.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Because you thought that you were gonna crash or you
- 19:02Speaker 1: were I thought I was just gonna have a panic
- 19:03Speaker 1: attack in a car again. Yeah, you're trapped kind of. Yeah,
- 19:05Speaker 1: pretty much. And what did your therapist have to say
- 19:08Speaker 1: about that? Nothing? She didn't help at all.
- 19:10Speaker 5: She did, We did the she said, like, we did
- 19:12Speaker 5: the meditation, which helped, and then I started meditating and
- 19:15Speaker 5: then I stopped going to the therapist and I just
- 19:16Speaker 5: started meditating hard for like a year, and then the apps. Yeah, calm,
- 19:23Speaker 5: I'd have Lebron talk me out of my panic attacks
- 19:25Speaker 5: and now and then, uh, that's your.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Mind, that's your mind, that's his mind.
- 19:37Speaker 5: And then I just kind of grew out of it. Yeah,
- 19:39Speaker 5: like nothing helped. Like she was she suggested going to
- 19:42Speaker 5: like exposure therapy, exposure to what cars?
- 19:45Speaker 1: I guess I would just drive around with a therapist
- 19:47Speaker 1: in the seat. We need you to go to a
- 19:48Speaker 1: NASCAR race. Yeah. Yeah, So it was like a freak
- 19:51Speaker 1: thing that happened. And then I just like after college,
- 19:55Speaker 1: once I moved to New York, I like pretty much
- 19:57Speaker 1: fully grew out of it. You basically got busure therapy
- 20:00Speaker 1: just by being in the city of New York. Yeah,
- 20:02Speaker 1: but it had nothing to do with cars. Do you
- 20:06Speaker 1: think maybe she was just trying to get you in
- 20:07Speaker 1: a car to seduce you in like kind of a dome.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Maybe she's trying to road dome. You up probably like
- 20:13Speaker 1: departed style.
- 20:14Speaker 5: I was probably the cure, just some good road dome.
- 20:18Speaker 5: I probably just need to get some better experiences in
- 20:20Speaker 5: a car, and then I would have been cured.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Right if you were, if you had this like Pavlovian
- 20:25Speaker 1: response to getting sucked off every time that you got
- 20:28Speaker 1: behind the wheel, yeah, you would really be making that
- 20:30Speaker 1: stick shift work. Yeah, definitely, you'd definitely be hitting the
- 20:33Speaker 1: clutch card.
- 20:34Speaker 5: It is still there though, Like it is still there,
- 20:36Speaker 5: like in the back of my head though, Like yesterday,
- 20:38Speaker 5: even when we had to go to New Jersey, I
- 20:40Speaker 5: just bring like a shit ton of snacks and water
- 20:42Speaker 5: to distract yourself, tract myself. So like in an hour
- 20:45Speaker 5: thirty minute car id, I'll put down like ten thousand
- 20:47Speaker 5: calories of snacks and like five gallons of water.
- 20:50Speaker 1: A gallon zip lock bag of animal crackers. Yeah.
- 20:54Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I came here or I got here early,
- 20:56Speaker 5: and I just filled my backpack with snacks.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Oh you rated the snack last year.
- 21:00Speaker 5: Yeah, And then I didn't even end up eating any
- 21:02Speaker 5: of them. I just d them when I got home. Jesus,
- 21:04Speaker 5: it was very nice surprise. I got home and I
- 21:06Speaker 5: was like, man, I wish I had some snacks, and
- 21:07Speaker 5: then I was like, oh shoo, yeah, I forgot I
- 21:09Speaker 5: stole all.
- 21:10Speaker 1: These snacks from the office. Yeah, and we were all
- 21:12Speaker 1: eating the fucking butter cookies or whatever. Bullshit.
- 21:15Speaker 5: I had some rits, a couple of rice Crispies, a
- 21:18Speaker 5: couple of gushers, the.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Chocolate rice Chrispies.
- 21:20Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I'm not a huge fan of them. Yeah, they're not great,
- 21:23Speaker 1: but they're of a traditional man I like rice Chrispies
- 21:27Speaker 1: always leave me watching more. Yeah, they're not filling at all,
- 21:30Speaker 1: but then you want like the fucking gold bar one. Yeah,
- 21:34Speaker 1: the the crisp by the foot, the Chris roll up yeah, yeah,
- 21:40Speaker 1: does is there? They're pretty healthy, right.
- 21:43Speaker 5: I can't imagine they're that bad, right, Like, if you
- 21:47Speaker 5: were having a rice Krispy treat every night, I don't
- 21:49Speaker 5: think you would have any problems loom term with that.
- 21:51Speaker 1: But a little one. But what about the Mando? I
- 21:53Speaker 1: think even if you had the monster.
- 21:55Speaker 5: I feel the same way about rice Krispies as I
- 21:57Speaker 5: feel about popcorn.
- 21:58Speaker 1: It's a little bit guilt free. Yeah, but popcorn is
- 22:00Speaker 1: actually not good for you at all.
- 22:02Speaker 5: Popcorn is really bad for you, really well I know,
- 22:04Speaker 5: like movie theater popcorn definitely.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Is that's just because you're having a stick of butter,
- 22:08Speaker 1: so much butter and salt, because you're literally having a
- 22:10Speaker 1: sixty ounce beverage of butter port all over it.
- 22:12Speaker 5: But smart food, I don't think is that bad for you.
- 22:17Speaker 5: Full bag of smart food, it's like six hundred, like
- 22:19Speaker 5: maybe seven hundred gals.
- 22:21Speaker 1: What's in the middle is a lot.
- 22:22Speaker 5: But also most people aren't eating an entire family sized
- 22:25Speaker 5: bag of smart food in one sitting.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be insane. Yeah, it's smart, supposed to
- 22:29Speaker 1: be smart smarter or smart car smart food. Exactly. There
- 22:32Speaker 1: was a time in like two thousand and seven when
- 22:33Speaker 1: they were just naming shit smart. It must have been
- 22:36Speaker 1: a great time for stand up comedy. The jokes right
- 22:40Speaker 1: them fucking sell exactly what's next? We got smart cigarettes?
- 22:46Speaker 1: Come on, guys, I got smart food, smart popcorn, and
- 22:49Speaker 1: a smart car, But I can't get a smart girlfriend.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Oh I would have fucking killed and O seven Now
- 22:59Speaker 1: it would have been fucking just Dangerfield voice no respect.
- 23:05Speaker 1: But my girlfriend's still dumb as rocks. I was crushing
- 23:11Speaker 1: old Dangerfield set's they're so fucking funny. He's the best.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Such a good joke writer, I know, had no one
- 23:18Speaker 1: thought of those jokes at that time.
- 23:19Speaker 5: I think, so that's why they were so good. Yeah,
- 23:21Speaker 5: does that mean the same thing with like George Carlin,
- 23:24Speaker 5: take my wife. George Carlin said like shit and piss
- 23:27Speaker 5: on stage and people were like flipping their tables over
- 23:29Speaker 5: at their house being like what this just changed everything?
- 23:33Speaker 1: Like the TV became color as soon as he said occurred,
- 23:36Speaker 1: like that scene in fucking Wizard of Oz. Yeah, what
- 23:41Speaker 1: the fuck? I can't believe people are saying this. Yeah,
- 23:44Speaker 1: and now people are so desensitized that they're saying the
- 23:47Speaker 1: f slur on like political podcasts. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, pendulum.
- 23:53Speaker 1: I heard them say the f slur on goddamn Pod
- 23:56Speaker 1: Save America, saying it so Pod Save America like Obama's like, uh,
- 24:02Speaker 1: speechwriter Jon Favreau. Oh really, and they use the f
- 24:05Speaker 1: slur on there? What the fuck? Yeah, you guys are
- 24:08Speaker 1: out of your minds. That's crazy. You know, it's jumped
- 24:11Speaker 1: the shark. When the fucking when? When the lib is
- 24:14Speaker 1: throwing it around like a lib on a podcast an
- 24:18Speaker 1: ultralib too, an ultralib dude.
- 24:20Speaker 5: It's pretty crazy that Boston had Trump on when we
- 24:23Speaker 5: were just talking about if we could have Trump on.
- 24:25Speaker 5: We're so much closer than we think.
- 24:27Speaker 1: And we're so on the fucking ball with everything that happens,
- 24:30Speaker 1: like so like softly think about something. It comes to fruition.
- 24:35Speaker 1: People probably think that.
- 24:36Speaker 5: We are like a part of Trump's team because we
- 24:41Speaker 5: predicted him getting assassinated and the second time and the
- 24:44Speaker 5: second time, and.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Then we just predicted him doing by some of the boys. Yeah,
- 24:48Speaker 1: what's next, I mean, well, when he wins, we will
- 24:51Speaker 1: have called that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 24:54Speaker 5: I just think that we I think I think we
- 24:58Speaker 5: could have him on. I don't think it would be good.
- 25:01Speaker 5: I don't know why we would have him on. Like
- 25:03Speaker 5: if they were like Trump's gonna come on the podcast,
- 25:05Speaker 5: I'd probably like that doesn't really make sense.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't riff.
- 25:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean unless he's familiar with luks maxing and
- 25:10Speaker 5: gooning and Jelking, then I don't really see the need
- 25:14Speaker 5: for him to be on.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I would love if he was talking joking with us.
- 25:18Speaker 5: Yeah, well he's I mean he's probably an og Jelker.
- 25:22Speaker 5: That's like the Jelking generation. That's the glory days, the
- 25:25Speaker 5: dream team, the dream team of Jelking.
- 25:28Speaker 1: In the eighties. He was joking to the Central Park
- 25:31Speaker 1: five Trump, Epstein, Hugh Hefner, just a couple pro Joelkers.
- 25:36Speaker 1: All the Mets fans, bro, Yeah, all the Mets fans
- 25:40Speaker 1: are pro Jelkers. Really historically Epstein Mets fan, Weinstein Mets fan.
- 25:48Speaker 1: P Diddy Mets fan, Jared from Subway Mets fans, really, dude,
- 25:54Speaker 1: the Mets fan. The list of Mets fans is the
- 25:58Speaker 1: darkest list of of any fan group of all time.
- 26:01Speaker 1: And I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it. That's
- 26:04Speaker 1: pretty insane. It's fucking infurious. There's gotta be There's gotta
- 26:08Speaker 1: be one with a darker fan base. Eric Adams even
- 26:12Speaker 1: worse side Seinfeld. Seinfeld's a Mets fan. That's surprising. I'm
- 26:16Speaker 1: prise he's not a Yankees fan. It's dark. I was
- 26:18Speaker 1: telling you who has a darker fan base? I don't
- 26:20Speaker 1: know how do you choose?
- 26:21Speaker 5: I was trying to ask Tommy about it, and he
- 26:23Speaker 5: didn't give me a good explanation at all.
- 26:24Speaker 1: But how do you choose if you're gonna.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Be a Mets fan or a Yankees fan or like
- 26:28Speaker 5: a Giants fan or a Jets fan. How does he
- 26:30Speaker 5: How do you make that decision?
- 26:31Speaker 1: I know you grew up, so you grew up in
- 26:33Speaker 1: fucking midtown Manhattan. What would you be? Do you want
- 26:37Speaker 1: to say it at the same time? Yeah? Yankees Jets
- 26:39Speaker 1: the same Yeah, Yankees Jets, Yankees Jets. Yeah, nobody's Nike's
- 26:43Speaker 1: Jets Giants. That's fucking insane. But some people are It's
- 26:46Speaker 1: it's Mets Jets Yankees Giants. Yeah. I guess the Giants
- 26:50Speaker 1: are historically better than the Jets. No, I'd be Yankees Jets.
- 26:55Speaker 5: Yeah, big time, big time, especially right now, dude, great
- 26:58Speaker 5: time to be a Jets fan. It'd be so f
- 27:00Speaker 5: It is funny, dude, people still think that they're gonna
- 27:02Speaker 5: win the Super Bowl.
- 27:03Speaker 1: It's it's honestly, dude, it's the It's the biggest hack
- 27:07Speaker 1: embedding right now is that the Jets are favored in
- 27:11Speaker 1: like every game, and you're like, who's making these odds.
- 27:14Speaker 1: They're bad. They're just basing it on like twenty twelve
- 27:17Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers.
- 27:17Speaker 5: Yah, Yeah, they're like, well it's Aaron Rodgers and now
- 27:20Speaker 5: like they're playing down they have DeVante Adams who do they.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Play this week, they have the Steelers, the Steelers, they're
- 27:25Speaker 1: gonna be favorite Steelers, so they actually might be the Steelers.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Yeah that's not an easy one. Yeah, they probably will.
- 27:32Speaker 1: But at the same time they are. It is a
- 27:34Speaker 1: cheat code and Aaron Rodgers is just getting just getting destroyed.
- 27:37Speaker 1: But he also like he got all on his zard
- 27:40Speaker 1: Yeah he got uh DeVante Adams, he's just getting his
- 27:43Speaker 1: safety blankets. Yeah, he's getting his emotional support wide receivers.
- 27:46Speaker 5: I mean at this point, I would be I wouldn't
- 27:48Speaker 5: be bombed if the Jets did well.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Oh it would be great. Yeah for two guys who
- 27:52Speaker 1: would too, would be Jets fans, would be Jets fans. Yeah, yeah,
- 27:56Speaker 1: I don't the people who pick the uh Mets have
- 28:01Speaker 1: to be like, we're like different, they're like little like
- 28:05Speaker 1: that's like Brooklyn. Yeah, the Brooklyn Mets. That's definitely what
- 28:10Speaker 1: it is. Like. Oh no, we're we like shitty color
- 28:13Speaker 1: schemes and bad team like orange. Orange is like one
- 28:18Speaker 1: likes orange. No, you don't like orange unless you're forced
- 28:20Speaker 1: to like the fucking Broncos or the Bears. Begles fans, Yeah, Bengals.
- 28:24Speaker 1: There's no other show in town the Browns. There's no
- 28:26Speaker 1: other showing town. You have to like orange. If you
- 28:29Speaker 1: choose orange.
- 28:31Speaker 5: Bengals fans will post like when the Bengals will wear
- 28:33Speaker 5: like the the full orange, like the bright orange uniforms,
- 28:37Speaker 5: and they're like bringing out the og orange for today,
- 28:40Speaker 5: and you're like, dude, this ship is ugly as.
- 28:42Speaker 1: That makes your skin look so bad. It's like a
- 28:45Speaker 1: fucking Snapchat filter just makes any normal huge skin, even
- 28:50Speaker 1: if you have a good tan, then you just blend
- 28:52Speaker 1: in with your jersey.
- 28:53Speaker 5: Yeah, the Bengals jerseys look like a jersey that I
- 28:55Speaker 5: would like customize and Madden like six the only I'd
- 28:59Speaker 5: be like, I'm big into Neon right now.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Back when I had.
- 29:05Speaker 5: Like the rebox zigs and they were like Neon green,
- 29:09Speaker 5: that's like a that's like a jersey that I would design.
- 29:11Speaker 1: But a neon on Neon Yeah, like hot pink gloves
- 29:14Speaker 1: neon the zigs. Yeah, they look good on one group
- 29:18Speaker 1: of people, and that's black people. Orange. Jamar Chase really
- 29:22Speaker 1: stuns in the in the orange Higgins stunts. Yeah, see,
- 29:26Speaker 1: Higgins looks so handsome.
- 29:27Speaker 5: Marchase stuns in New Bangles uniforms.
- 29:32Speaker 1: But every like a white dude wearing orange, especially like
- 29:35Speaker 1: white guys from Ohio wearing orange. The fact that the
- 29:38Speaker 1: Browns and the Bengals wound up with orange. Yeah, the
- 29:41Speaker 1: fuck are they thinking? Yeah? Did they have limited access
- 29:44Speaker 1: to colors in like the nineteen forties or fifties whenever
- 29:46Speaker 1: they're coming up with these teams. I don't know. It's
- 29:49Speaker 1: so fucking dumb.
- 29:50Speaker 5: I might come on, I might make a Twitter account,
- 29:52Speaker 5: like a gay, a gay football Twitter account where instead
- 29:54Speaker 5: of just like posting anything about the games, I just
- 29:56Speaker 5: post about the uniforms and I just say, like Drake
- 29:58Speaker 5: may stuns in Paige, it's classic red uniforms, Titans, dazzl
- 30:03Speaker 5: powder blue.
- 30:07Speaker 1: It would be amazing. I think people would be into it.
- 30:11Speaker 5: I think people would like that because I mean, I
- 30:13Speaker 5: don't know what would name it, because I can't name
- 30:15Speaker 5: it gay football football for gaze football for gaze n
- 30:20Speaker 5: f L, but the F stands for something different, if
- 30:23Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Fashion or I was National
- 30:27Speaker 5: Fashion League. Oh I know, but I changed it.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Well. I was thinking that I'm quick on my toes, brother, No,
- 30:33Speaker 1: I was. I was thinking the same word that National
- 30:38Speaker 1: Fashion League is good though not a bad idea. I
- 30:44Speaker 1: think it could go crazy Pop Warner Craved the Gays.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't like that one, but that's a banger.
- 30:54Speaker 1: That was the joke of the episode. I agree. I know.
- 30:58Speaker 1: I'm just trying to play pop Grave. Oh I got you, bro, Yeah,
- 31:01Speaker 1: it's good Pop Warner Crave. Yeah, France would have loved that.
- 31:05Speaker 1: You think he would have got the pop Crave reference. Yeah, definitely.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Fuck text him, call him up right now. God, No,
- 31:11Speaker 1: he's probably in Hawai. He's probably on a banana boat
- 31:14Speaker 1: with Riggs and Trent sulking. I'm just never home anymore.
- 31:19Speaker 1: You know, it's really sucks. He's probably small Hawaii for
- 31:24Speaker 1: two weeks with four play playing thirty eight rounds of
- 31:27Speaker 1: golf a week, eating gourmet meals presented by a missilesh
- 31:31Speaker 1: Sushi by the sea. He's probably on a banana boat
- 31:35Speaker 1: with the fucking uh a big piece of chocolate cake
- 31:38Speaker 1: shoved in the pocket of his five inch in scene
- 31:41Speaker 1: bathing suit that he's taking out and eating like a
- 31:44Speaker 1: fucking softball.
- 31:45Speaker 5: Him and Trent are just stuffing each other's faces with
- 31:48Speaker 5: sweet treats.
- 31:49Speaker 1: They're on two ends of the eat Claire like lady
- 31:51Speaker 1: in the Trent chewing towards a big fat kiss, having
- 32:00Speaker 1: the time of their life to just noshing towards the
- 32:07Speaker 1: fucking smoothing, which I respect. I don't know Trent in
- 32:11Speaker 1: Florida now really New York loses another fucking goat.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Last time I saw Trent, he told me he was
- 32:18Speaker 5: moving to Manhattan. Or maybe he told me he was
- 32:20Speaker 5: moving to Long Island.
- 32:23Speaker 1: I don't know. When I did the Frankie maybe Palm Island,
- 32:26Speaker 1: when I did the.
- 32:27Speaker 5: New York when I did the Frankies series where he
- 32:29Speaker 5: does with the marstool people. Yes, I Trent came after
- 32:34Speaker 5: because they were filming Breaking ninety at right after and
- 32:37Speaker 5: we had like launch in the clubhouse, and he said that.
- 32:41Speaker 5: I think he said he was moving to Long Island.
- 32:42Speaker 5: Would you get in the club He was moving to Manhattan.
- 32:44Speaker 5: He was moving somewhere in New York.
- 32:46Speaker 1: I heard that. Yeah, that kind of does sound familiar.
- 32:48Speaker 1: He was gonna move to uh Long Island, or.
- 32:51Speaker 5: I think he was gonna move closer to the course.
- 32:53Speaker 5: What course the course that they play at in Long Island.
- 32:56Speaker 1: I thought they played it more than one course. I
- 32:58Speaker 1: think Frankie has like a home course. Yeah, it must
- 33:01Speaker 1: be fucking nice. I know, sounds fucking incredible. What did
- 33:04Speaker 1: you get in the clubhouse? A nice turkey sandwich? We
- 33:07Speaker 1: all got burgers. Burger is nice. And then I got
- 33:09Speaker 1: a die coke and they all got waters. Suckers so
- 33:13Speaker 1: dumb they don't know what a fucking good, tasty diet
- 33:16Speaker 1: coke will do. I know, I hate when people get waters,
- 33:18Speaker 1: so it's so suckerish.
- 33:20Speaker 5: Yeah, like when me and Francis went to the movies
- 33:22Speaker 5: and he had a water, no sweets, I don't know.
- 33:24Speaker 1: I mean maybe he got like some airheads, but water
- 33:27Speaker 1: sweets in just the water. It's like you need to
- 33:28Speaker 1: get the biggest die coke know to man.
- 33:31Speaker 5: Also, like then you have all those sweets and then
- 33:32Speaker 5: you drink water after and the water tastes bad and.
- 33:36Speaker 1: You just have to pee during the movie. Yeah, die
- 33:38Speaker 1: coke doesn't make me have to die Coco straight to
- 33:40Speaker 1: the bloodstream. Yeah, it yellows my pea. Yeah, it's absorbed differently.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Die coke will dehydrate me, Yeah, it literally, I think
- 33:47Speaker 1: does dehydrate me.
- 33:48Speaker 5: I don't know that to be a fact, absolutely does Yeah, yeah,
- 33:51Speaker 5: definitely doesn't hydrate you, that's for sure.
- 33:54Speaker 1: I mean, it's caffeine Caffeine dehydrates you, right, does it?
- 33:58Speaker 1: I think I don't know. You're smarter man than I think.
- 34:01Speaker 1: I know. Coffee definitely dehydrates you. I don't think.
- 34:05Speaker 5: Maybe, I don't know, because like energy drinks probably have
- 34:07Speaker 5: like electrolytes in them, and shit, yeah, coffee some bullshit.
- 34:13Speaker 5: I still love it, though.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Still love I don't know what I'm gonna do this winter.
- 34:16Speaker 1: I've been on a multi year ice coffee through the
- 34:19Speaker 1: winter kick, but the hot coffee's calling my name a
- 34:23Speaker 1: little bit. Well, that's because it's the fall. It's just
- 34:26Speaker 1: something to warm me up. I feel like the fall.
- 34:28Speaker 1: It is kind of like you're you're embracing the winter.
- 34:31Speaker 5: You're like sweatshirts, jackets, wool socks, watching football, cider football,
- 34:38Speaker 5: leaves are falling, and then the winter you start to
- 34:40Speaker 5: deny the winter. Like I'm wearing shorts today. It's thirty
- 34:43Speaker 5: degrees outside. I'm showing Winter that he doesn't have a
- 34:46Speaker 5: control over.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't fucking own me. Winter.
- 34:49Speaker 5: Some negative ten degrees out and you're walking around with
- 34:51Speaker 5: an ice coffee.
- 34:52Speaker 1: I'm to get cold, yeah, sunglasses on. I just don't
- 34:55Speaker 1: really get cold. I don't know why. I've always been
- 34:57Speaker 1: that way. It was fucking forty four this morning, dude,
- 35:00Speaker 1: it was freezing on the bike end. That sucks.
- 35:03Speaker 5: You started to get the wind headache again. I started
- 35:05Speaker 5: a doctor. I started ear plugs.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get so Yeah, you gotta get some
- 35:09Speaker 1: like eye plugs because that's where it's getting in through
- 35:12Speaker 1: the cracks in the eyes. You need some calk along
- 35:14Speaker 1: the side of the eye just to seal it. Just
- 35:16Speaker 1: a little bit as bestos around your eyes, just so
- 35:19Speaker 1: they don't get dry.
- 35:20Speaker 5: I think you're right, and I gotta paste up the eyes,
- 35:22Speaker 5: seal them. Shit, Yeah, some gorilla glue on them.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Dude. Did you see that mouth taping clip that I
- 35:28Speaker 1: sent you?
- 35:28Speaker 7: Guys?
- 35:30Speaker 1: I don't think so. Watch it right now? Where'd you
- 35:33Speaker 1: send it to us? By the son of a boy
- 35:35Speaker 1: dad group chat. It's gonna be one of the last
- 35:39Speaker 1: ones you see right before the big X the plug posts. Oh,
- 35:44Speaker 1: here we go. It's jarring. You're not even gonna know
- 35:56Speaker 1: what you're seeing. Jarring. Describe what you saw to the
- 36:14Speaker 1: listeners at home.
- 36:15Speaker 5: He has the piece of it's not mouth tape. It's
- 36:18Speaker 5: some sort of like it's like box packing tape. But
- 36:23Speaker 5: he has it over his mouth, and then the girl
- 36:25Speaker 5: rips it off to wake him up, and then the
- 36:28Speaker 5: sticky layer stays on and it just forms a massive
- 36:31Speaker 5: bubble around his mouth like a balloon.
- 36:35Speaker 1: It's crazy. His whole mouth fucking inflates. It looks like
- 36:41Speaker 1: he's gonna fucking die. That's insane. Someone's gonna perish out here,
- 36:46Speaker 1: and it's fucking terrifying. Yeah, someone's gonna die, especially if
- 36:50Speaker 1: they keep on doing it this way. And I'm tired
- 36:52Speaker 1: of hearing that, like Zlatan Ibrahimovich does it. I'm not
- 36:56Speaker 1: zloton No. Now, I'm trying to breathe more when I'm asleep.
- 36:59Speaker 1: I'm trying to breathe as much as I possibly can,
- 37:01Speaker 1: especially with seapaps and shit like that. Yeah, is your
- 37:04Speaker 1: dad on a seatpap, No, he will be definitely big time.
- 37:08Speaker 1: He should be. Snores like you could not imagine, really, dude,
- 37:12Speaker 1: garage doors going up and down in the neighborhoods insane.
- 37:15Speaker 1: My mom has to sleep on the couch like regularly. Really, Yeah,
- 37:19Speaker 1: that's not right.
- 37:19Speaker 5: Like when my mom decides that she actually needs to
- 37:21Speaker 5: sleep that night, she'll sleep on the couch. It's gotta
- 37:24Speaker 5: be tough because it's just I mean, dude, just my
- 37:27Speaker 5: entire childhood, my room has always been next to my
- 37:30Speaker 5: parents room, and every single night I wake up and
- 37:32Speaker 5: just hear.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Peter roll over. Then you go what And then thirty
- 37:42Speaker 1: seconds later he'd be back to snoring. You could hear
- 37:45Speaker 1: it through the wall. Oh all the time? Did you
- 37:48Speaker 1: have thin walls?
- 37:49Speaker 5: I think it was just weird, Like every it was
- 37:51Speaker 5: when I was young, Like, ee, out the doors open,
- 37:52Speaker 5: you don't close the door? Yeah, well, so like my
- 37:55Speaker 5: parents would take the doors off of our rooms.
- 37:57Speaker 1: No they didn't. Now they're like, you're gonna listen to
- 38:01Speaker 1: this love making. We're gonna fuck for the whole house
- 38:03Speaker 1: to hear.
- 38:04Speaker 5: I always loved that in movies though, were the kid
- 38:05Speaker 5: whore get in trouble and then they'd come home, they wouldn't
- 38:07Speaker 5: have a door on their room. It's honestly a pretty
- 38:11Speaker 5: effective punishment. I'd be so pissed.
- 38:13Speaker 1: It's probably a pedophile's dream too. Nothing to slam. I
- 38:17Speaker 1: love a good door slam. You're just closing books. Really
- 38:20Speaker 1: love the soft cover so it doesn't have the same
- 38:22Speaker 1: kind of just makes a poof sound. Being able to
- 38:27Speaker 1: slam things is pretty cathartic. Yeah, and it's a step
- 38:30Speaker 1: away from punching the wall or like hitting the wall
- 38:34Speaker 1: that's gonna be self harm. Yeah. I haven't had a
- 38:36Speaker 1: good slam in a while.
- 38:37Speaker 5: I used to slam a lot when I was growing up,
- 38:39Speaker 5: really a lot of door slams. I would just start
- 38:43Speaker 5: throwing clothes around in my room, smashing them against the walls.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Sometimes you like throw clothes and they like they like
- 38:50Speaker 1: kind of stick weird, like it doesn't like shoot in
- 38:53Speaker 1: the right direction, like the gene leg will.
- 38:57Speaker 5: But also my room was so messy growing up that
- 39:00Speaker 5: like I would throw clothes and then I just wouldn't
- 39:01Speaker 5: pick them up.
- 39:02Speaker 1: I'd just leave them there. They would just fix it. It
- 39:03Speaker 1: would just they would still look messy. Did you get
- 39:06Speaker 1: in trouble to uh have to like clean your room?
- 39:09Speaker 1: Was your room not clean enough?
- 39:13Speaker 5: I don't know if I ever got I don't know
- 39:14Speaker 5: if I was ever in a punishment was like go
- 39:16Speaker 5: clean your room. It was just always messy, Like I've
- 39:20Speaker 5: just been a messy person my whole life.
- 39:22Speaker 1: At what age did you get a TV in your room?
- 39:26Speaker 1: Not until I got a TV in my room in
- 39:32Speaker 1: maybe when I was seventeen, because my sister, My little
- 39:36Speaker 1: sister got a TV like that.
- 39:42Speaker 5: I never even wanted a TV in my room. Like
- 39:44Speaker 5: I never even like thought of the idea of having.
- 39:46Speaker 1: A TV in my room.
- 39:47Speaker 5: So like my little sister got a TV in her
- 39:49Speaker 5: room and then she like didn't.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Want it, and you're like, wait, you can do that.
- 39:52Speaker 1: It was something we shared a room for a while.
- 39:56Speaker 5: That's why I had bunk beds, right, Me and my
- 39:58Speaker 5: little sister shared a room for a while, and then
- 40:01Speaker 5: because they were like redoing her room. So then I
- 40:05Speaker 5: think when she sticky, Yeah, she moved out of my
- 40:10Speaker 5: room and then she was like, you can just have
- 40:12Speaker 5: the TV, and I think I just kept it.
- 40:14Speaker 1: That's sick. But I'm trying to think of like where
- 40:16Speaker 1: I played video games. Oh, I had a monitor. I did.
- 40:18Speaker 5: I definitely had a monitor, but that was because my
- 40:21Speaker 5: parents had an old computer and I found out that
- 40:23Speaker 5: if I got this certain cable that I could play,
- 40:27Speaker 5: I could play video games on the monitor.
- 40:29Speaker 1: I was never allowed to have a TV in my
- 40:32Speaker 1: room and it fucking sucked. Yeah, And like.
- 40:35Speaker 5: I that was also because when you were younger, like
- 40:37Speaker 5: TV's were still like expensive and very heavy. Yeah, yeah,
- 40:40Speaker 5: that would be like the whole family would have to
- 40:42Speaker 5: be at home to bring it up to your room.
- 40:43Speaker 1: We couldn't get it upstairs. We'd have to get like
- 40:45Speaker 1: a Pulley system and push it through the window. Yeah,
- 40:48Speaker 1: the box like a fat guy getting cut out of
- 40:50Speaker 1: his house. Yeah, but it made me when I like
- 40:54Speaker 1: could finally have one in my room, I like destroyed
- 40:57Speaker 1: my seat for years of just like leaving the tea
- 41:00Speaker 1: all just trying to get revenge of like my young
- 41:03Speaker 1: self not being able to watch I like just turn
- 41:06Speaker 1: on fucking.
- 41:06Speaker 5: That's funny because I never I never watched TV in
- 41:09Speaker 5: my room ever. I never even really watched movies in
- 41:12Speaker 5: my room. I would just I would only use it
- 41:14Speaker 5: for video games.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Like, do you think that it's worth it for to
- 41:18Speaker 1: do it for your kids just so they're like used
- 41:20Speaker 1: to it, or do you think that it's so damaging
- 41:23Speaker 1: to have like screen time for a kid that you
- 41:26Speaker 1: just shouldn't even fucking ever have that. I don't know.
- 41:29Speaker 5: The only time I've ever really had a TV in
- 41:32Speaker 5: my room that I've used was when I lived in
- 41:34Speaker 5: Hell's Kitchen or when I lived in West Village, our
- 41:37Speaker 5: last apartment. Yeah, and that was the only time like
- 41:40Speaker 5: ever I've I've always just been like laptop.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Or phone in my room. Phone's crazy, not.
- 41:47Speaker 5: Really, I mean I was watching Always I was watching
- 41:50Speaker 5: Always Sunny in bed on my phone.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Last night. I watched stuff on phone too. It's dude.
- 41:55Speaker 5: Once it's late enough that no one's texting you and
- 41:59Speaker 5: you don't have anything to do on your phone, phone's
- 42:01Speaker 5: perfect for.
- 42:02Speaker 1: In that little tiny though.
- 42:03Speaker 5: Like yeah, but you just like lay it against you,
- 42:05Speaker 5: just lay it on your chest, put like a pillow
- 42:06Speaker 5: on your stomach, lean it up against it.
- 42:08Speaker 1: But then you also risk smoking yourself in the face
- 42:11Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, that is true. Well, I mean how
- 42:13Speaker 1: close are you putting it to your face? How how
- 42:16Speaker 1: far are you putting it from your face?
- 42:17Speaker 5: Well, if it's like that, it's not gonna fall into
- 42:19Speaker 5: your face. It's gonna fall onto your chest.
- 42:23Speaker 1: You you underestimate that, my mountainous titties, I could thrust
- 42:28Speaker 1: this onto my head from a fucking bird's eye view.
- 42:32Speaker 1: It's like a fucking goat off.
- 42:35Speaker 5: Your phone is on your chest. It shouldn't be high
- 42:38Speaker 5: up enough that it could fall and.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Hit your face if it tumbles. Brother, unless you have
- 42:43Speaker 1: like double d's crazy things happening with the phone in
- 42:47Speaker 1: the fucking face, and yeah at nighttime, holding the phone
- 42:51Speaker 1: up and fucking.
- 42:52Speaker 5: Holding the phone up and hitting your face is brutal. Okay,
- 42:54Speaker 5: do you remember remember KB used to only have a phone.
- 42:56Speaker 5: He wouldn't he didn't even have a laptop.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Yeah that was insane.
- 42:59Speaker 5: He would just watch TV on his phone, like he'd
- 43:02Speaker 5: watch like a full NFL games on his phone.
- 43:05Speaker 1: No. Yeah, he didn't have Wi Fi either. Yeah, is lte?
- 43:10Speaker 1: Is he? Is? He messy? I went to his house.
- 43:14Speaker 1: I went to his apartment once to take care of
- 43:16Speaker 1: his cat, and it was pretty clean. Really. Yeah, that's
- 43:19Speaker 1: an enigma right there. He seems like a guy who
- 43:21Speaker 1: would be messy. If you don't have the get up
- 43:24Speaker 1: and go to go get yourself a TV or a laptop,
- 43:26Speaker 1: you think that you'd just be lazy enough that, yeah,
- 43:29Speaker 1: clothes are on the floor. Yeah that's true. But I
- 43:32Speaker 1: also could see him just being a dude with like
- 43:34Speaker 1: very little shit in his apartment. Yeah, just hating Yeah,
- 43:38Speaker 1: material possessions. I remember he talked about the beanbag and
- 43:41Speaker 1: then I went to his apartment. In most of the
- 43:43Speaker 1: apartment was.
- 43:43Speaker 5: Bean bags, Like it was like the biggest beanbag I've
- 43:46Speaker 5: ever seen, and it was taking up almost the entire apartment.
- 43:50Speaker 1: I wonder what it does for him, just sensory. Beanbag's nice.
- 43:54Speaker 5: I mean they are nice, and you could pull it
- 43:55Speaker 5: off because the beanbag would look like shit in my apartment.
- 43:58Speaker 1: But man, I would kill for a back like a
- 44:00Speaker 1: yogi bow. There's a huge one right there. Yeah, that's
- 44:02Speaker 1: a yogi bow, right, I think? So? Is that what
- 44:05Speaker 1: they're called.
- 44:06Speaker 5: That's a monster When people used to get in them.
- 44:08Speaker 5: You've ever seen people did that? You could fully get
- 44:11Speaker 5: inside of the yogi bow.
- 44:12Speaker 1: I could see someone getting into that. It looks like
- 44:14Speaker 1: a fucking hippopotamus's back. Yeah, that's fucking huge.
- 44:17Speaker 5: We should get some yogi bows, is well, we already
- 44:19Speaker 5: have one to get on other ones we can pod
- 44:21Speaker 5: from the yogi bow.
- 44:22Speaker 1: But like, can you even engage the core from the
- 44:24Speaker 1: yoga I don't think so. Like how do you even
- 44:26Speaker 1: get up out of a yogi bow? Or how can
- 44:28Speaker 1: you even watch? Like I think you just have to
- 44:30Speaker 1: throw yourself to the ground with the roll over. Yeah,
- 44:34Speaker 1: it's like a quadriplegic trying to stand up. Yeah, which
- 44:37Speaker 1: you never realized how hard that shit is. Now I know.
- 44:40Speaker 5: I was assumed it would probably be pretty hard for
- 44:44Speaker 5: someone who's completely paralyzed. Yeah, I always assumed that it
- 44:48Speaker 5: was probably pretty hard for them to stand up.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I just thought they used their erect penis as a
- 44:51Speaker 1: tripod and just kind of mechanically lifted themselves up like
- 44:55Speaker 1: a kickstand of a bicycle. But I guess it's hard.
- 44:58Speaker 1: I guess their life is harder than I thought. You.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Definitely I'll watch like Instagram reel of like hot girl
- 45:06Speaker 1: dating a wheelchair guy and just kind of just kind
- 45:10Speaker 1: of get excited about how how in love they are,
- 45:13Speaker 1: how naturally in love they are. Yeah, that's always like
- 45:15Speaker 1: a big thing.
- 45:16Speaker 5: Like I'm like kill Tony, like some dude who has
- 45:20Speaker 5: no limbs, and then he's dating.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Like a supermodel, like bring up his girlfriends. It's the
- 45:26Speaker 1: hottest girl of all time. I wonder why, Like I
- 45:30Speaker 1: don't doubt that people can be attracted from wheelchairs, but
- 45:33Speaker 1: I wonder why the hottest girls in the world are
- 45:37Speaker 1: always with somebody who's a kill Tony comic. Well, I
- 45:41Speaker 1: think that's the trend that it's I think that's where
- 45:42Speaker 1: it's heading.
- 45:44Speaker 5: People are moving away from athletes and they're moving to
- 45:45Speaker 5: kill Tony comics.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Like Alex Cooper Madison Beer.
- 45:50Speaker 5: Yeah, Alex Couper's gonna burn all of her like Dodgers
- 45:53Speaker 5: jerseys and pick up like some kill Tony merch.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Yeah, wait until Taylor Swift hears about Hans king.
- 46:02Speaker 5: All to kill Tony fans who like they keep cutting
- 46:04Speaker 5: the Taylor Swift, this fucking bitch.
- 46:09Speaker 1: Get this bitch off the screen. Put the show Tony,
- 46:12Speaker 1: show us this thirty five year old that looks like
- 46:14Speaker 1: he's twelve.
- 46:17Speaker 9: Adam Ray is doing Biden. I don't want to see
- 46:20Speaker 9: fucking Taylor Swift show red bar wrong red, wrong red,
- 46:28Speaker 9: common misconception.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Common misconception, wrong red, Like we're always mixing up the reds. Yeah, red,
- 46:34Speaker 1: the red two reds. Yeah, that's crazy, crazy that the
- 46:38Speaker 1: two small worlds small worlds. The comedy world is fucking
- 46:43Speaker 1: two fifty, bro, and they're saying I actually heard an
- 46:45Speaker 1: update recently that it might be down to one hundred.
- 46:47Speaker 1: I heard that they're making cuts. Yeah, whoa Once Kamala
- 46:51Speaker 1: goes on Rogan, Yeah, there are a lot a lot
- 46:54Speaker 1: of people are kama goes on Rogan. It's two forty nine.
- 47:00Speaker 1: You think he'll remove himself. Yeah. I mean it's up
- 47:03Speaker 1: to him like alls and falls in his court like
- 47:06Speaker 1: a hockey guy, just being like, hey, you gotta cut me. Yeah. Yeah,
- 47:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw the jersey down on Rogan's desk all
- 47:13Speaker 1: the two fifteen just walk into his office. Yeah, retire
- 47:16Speaker 1: the two fifty. Yeah. It's gonna be a new, a
- 47:19Speaker 1: whole new, whole, new brand of comedy.
- 47:21Speaker 5: People are saying that they're like I saw people are like, well,
- 47:24Speaker 5: if Trump's doing uh, Trump's doing Rogan, He's probably gonna
- 47:27Speaker 5: do kill Tony too.
- 47:29Speaker 1: It's probably not right. It's not the same thing at all.
- 47:34Speaker 1: I mean maybe he will, it's not the same thing.
- 47:36Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same thing at all. That's like, yeah,
- 47:39Speaker 1: Trump's doing Rogan, He'll probably do Dancing with the Stars.
- 47:44Speaker 1: I'll probably learned a time film all weeks straight Property
- 47:49Speaker 1: Brothers films. Except probably he's probably gonna hop on and
- 47:53Speaker 1: chop it up with the Brothers. So I do Real
- 47:55Speaker 1: Housewives and Dubai. Yeah. I don't see him doing kill Tony.
- 48:03Speaker 5: And even if he did, I don't know what they
- 48:05Speaker 5: would what that would be like, I feel like it
- 48:07Speaker 5: would be very underwhelming.
- 48:08Speaker 1: I feel like they think that Rogan's gonna be up
- 48:10Speaker 1: there being like you fucking idiots, like that's a terrible minute,
- 48:15Speaker 1: Like that's not or you think he'll just get the
- 48:17Speaker 1: big angry bear, just do his one minute. That would
- 48:20Speaker 1: be pretty sick. If they gave him a minute to
- 48:22Speaker 1: change the world. They used to have smart cars. Now
- 48:29Speaker 1: we can't even get a smart president.
- 48:31Speaker 5: It would be pretty funny if you went up and
- 48:32Speaker 5: just did it a minute of someone else's material and
- 48:35Speaker 5: like murdered and then just like no one would.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Ever call him on it if you did Dangerfield. Yeah,
- 48:41Speaker 1: he just did a minute of Dangerfield. Yeah, that would
- 48:45Speaker 1: be I mean, it'd be sick. It would be pretty sick.
- 48:48Speaker 1: I would respect it. He'd probably just talk about Kamala
- 48:52Speaker 1: Rose herass and then uh, Taylor and Will would just giggle.
- 48:56Speaker 1: I know they were giggling. I didn't listen to the
- 49:00Speaker 1: did you some of it? How was it?
- 49:03Speaker 7: Uh?
- 49:04Speaker 1: It was good. Yeah, I didn't listen to the entire thing,
- 49:09Speaker 1: but it seemed like the gist of it was America.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Huh do you hate America? I I was busy listening
- 49:15Speaker 1: to him on uh this, all the other shows he's
- 49:18Speaker 1: been on Sheltz included, it has been tough trying to
- 49:21Speaker 1: keep up. Well, he's going on every Show's going on
- 49:23Speaker 1: all my favorite shows, and so she she's going on
- 49:25Speaker 1: all my favorite shows. I'm just trying to stay politically informed.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Too many pods. Last podcast on this makes like a
- 49:31Speaker 1: red zone for Trump podcast appearances. He's talking about the
- 49:38Speaker 1: weave in this one. He's talking about crazy Kamala in
- 49:40Speaker 1: this one.
- 49:41Speaker 5: Yeah, Trump's leaving his rally in Pennsylvania and he's going
- 49:44Speaker 5: straight to the bus where he's gonna talk politics with
- 49:47Speaker 5: two former linebackers.
- 49:51Speaker 1: He's leaving the bus and he's about to go on
- 49:52Speaker 1: knee on the stream.
- 49:54Speaker 5: Do you think this Do you think there's anyone that
- 49:55Speaker 5: watched Busting with the Boys, which I love those guys,
- 49:58Speaker 5: but it's like it is like it's two linebackers talking
- 50:01Speaker 5: to the former president offensive tackle broke. Yeah exactly, but uh,
- 50:06Speaker 5: don't you think, like, do you think there's anyone that
- 50:08Speaker 5: like that.
- 50:08Speaker 1: Swayed their vote. I think it's more not swaying from
- 50:11Speaker 1: one said, We're like, well, the boys are riding with Trump,
- 50:13Speaker 1: I'm riding with Trump. I think that there's some of
- 50:16Speaker 1: that of just I think it's more about getting people
- 50:19Speaker 1: from the base out to vote. Yeah, you know what
- 50:22Speaker 1: I mean, Like just encouraging someone to vote rather than
- 50:25Speaker 1: flipping someone from one side to another because people don't
- 50:28Speaker 1: want to vote. Yeah yeah, this fucking country man ship
- 50:32Speaker 1: sandwich and or whatever. Yeah, I know you're gonna be out.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Oh I saw I saw Trump on Jack Doherty stream
- 50:40Speaker 1: and that fucking chase it for me. Yeah. Trump and
- 50:43Speaker 1: Jack Doherty and the McLaren buzzing around playing one on
- 50:47Speaker 1: one at at his private court. They were playing basketball.
- 50:51Speaker 1: Trump was just posting them up in a full suit,
- 50:53Speaker 1: sweating his spray tan off.
- 50:55Speaker 5: I actually heard Trump just gave Aiden Ross fifty gifted subs.
- 51:01Speaker 5: I already came with two hundred thousand dollars in.
- 51:05Speaker 1: A briefcase.
- 51:06Speaker 5: Holy fuck, dude, that's like something that you would see
- 51:08Speaker 5: on pop crave. Donald Trump just gifted Aiden Ross two
- 51:13Speaker 5: hundred thousand subs and people are like.
- 51:20Speaker 9: Yo used to go for the Amlo would never he
- 51:24Speaker 9: It could never.
- 51:28Speaker 5: If Trump doesn't win, he could always fall back on
- 51:30Speaker 5: like twitch streamer.
- 51:31Speaker 1: If Trump doesn't win, like what is he? What is
- 51:35Speaker 1: he doing? In December? He'll be like on a He'll
- 51:37Speaker 1: be on a. He'll be doing a sapathon with fucking
- 51:39Speaker 1: Fuzzie Tube. I'm trying to institutionalize my boy Fuzie. He'll
- 51:47Speaker 1: be doing pedophile hunting VI sure on Pedophile.
- 51:52Speaker 5: That should be a part of the media run, dude,
- 51:54Speaker 5: Like it should be like, all right, you got Rogan Thursday,
- 51:57Speaker 5: You're pedophile hunting with Fuzie on Friday, and then you're
- 52:00Speaker 5: doing kill Tony on Saturday.
- 52:03Speaker 1: He would kill Tony had an arena on Saturday. Just
- 52:07Speaker 1: answer some questions or we'll call the cops. Just like
- 52:11Speaker 1: a video of Trump just cleanly knocking out a pedophile
- 52:14Speaker 1: at Walmart.
- 52:15Speaker 8: Chasingh stop Tim Waltz, bro what about him?
- 52:26Speaker 1: Pedophile? He is? People are saying, for real, he already talked.
- 52:30Speaker 1: We already talked about that last episode. So I think
- 52:31Speaker 1: we did. We have to hit our sponsored, sponsored segment
- 52:35Speaker 1: talking about pedophiles of the week. So what what did
- 52:38Speaker 1: we say about him? I think we did talk about it.
- 52:44Speaker 1: He's a pedophile. I know, he's like a liar. They're
- 52:47Speaker 1: saying that he was that he said he was a
- 52:49Speaker 1: football coach and then he wasn't actually the coach, and
- 52:51Speaker 1: then he said he was at Square and he wasn't
- 52:53Speaker 1: at Tiana Square And then he said he served overseas
- 52:55Speaker 1: and he wasn't overseas.
- 52:56Speaker 5: I think he was bringing gay kids to like concerts.
- 52:59Speaker 5: Remember we didn't, I swear we talked about it.
- 53:01Speaker 1: Bro. That's called fucking fizzitic Penn state. That was normal
- 53:06Speaker 1: for us. Bro. Damn dude, it's your third can slow
- 53:09Speaker 1: down my second. Slow down on the cans, please full
- 53:13Speaker 1: or easy? I pissed myself on this couch. How far
- 53:17Speaker 1: do you think we are from getting these at a bar?
- 53:20Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like you go to a bar
- 53:21Speaker 1: and can I get a can? They have they have?
- 53:25Speaker 1: I get cans at my at my grocery store. You
- 53:28Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like going to a bar and
- 53:30Speaker 1: they have an I have it can behind the behind
- 53:32Speaker 1: the behind it. I've been to bars that have CBD
- 53:34Speaker 1: drinks and so if like this is CBD and THHC,
- 53:37Speaker 1: so it's like combination.
- 53:39Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm talking about THHC because CBD doesn't do anything.
- 53:42Speaker 5: Like what if I go to a bar and I'm like,
- 53:43Speaker 5: I want to get a heineken that has ten miligrams
- 53:46Speaker 5: of weed inside of it.
- 53:47Speaker 1: The heineken with it with forty mg that sounds amazing. Yeah,
- 53:53Speaker 1: the high test heinie. Yeah, I think we're very close.
- 53:58Speaker 5: I feel like there's probably so much ship that they
- 53:59Speaker 5: gotta you're out before they can do that, because then
- 54:01Speaker 5: you got.
- 54:01Speaker 1: To get like your weed license. Bro from Southern or
- 54:04Speaker 1: Bro from a summerhouse opened a sober bar in New York.
- 54:10Speaker 1: Really a sober bar. It sounds awful. It sounds so miserable.
- 54:17Speaker 5: Not even the just going to a bar with a
- 54:19Speaker 5: bunch of people who remember everything, like go, I go
- 54:24Speaker 5: to I've been to bars sober and I'm the sober one.
- 54:29Speaker 5: Like it's it's nice to go to a bar when
- 54:30Speaker 5: you're the sober one because then it's kind of you
- 54:31Speaker 5: can just like not do anything. It's like a cheek
- 54:33Speaker 5: code one's paying attention.
- 54:34Speaker 1: To, and you have like a step up on everybody
- 54:36Speaker 1: you can like, oh that's a mark against you, that's yeah,
- 54:39Speaker 1: take that picture blackmail, You're fucked. Yeah, exactly. Voice recording,
- 54:44Speaker 1: do you say the most dirtiest racist thing all the time.
- 54:47Speaker 5: You just beat up those commanders fans for no reason.
- 54:50Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna ruin your life.
- 54:52Speaker 1: How about that dude?
- 54:53Speaker 5: Dude, they are not holding up against that guy like
- 54:56Speaker 5: they're they're ruining that guy's life.
- 54:58Speaker 1: I saw that video, and I'm a guy who watched
- 55:01Speaker 1: I'll watch a fight compilational World for hip hop. Yeah,
- 55:03Speaker 1: I don't mind a little bit of a kerfuffle or
- 55:06Speaker 1: a scuffle that was pissing me off. Really, I I uh,
- 55:10Speaker 1: I'll be honest, dude.
- 55:11Speaker 5: I saw that video, didn't think anything of it, just
- 55:13Speaker 5: kept scrolling what and then like I saw it again
- 55:15Speaker 5: and people were like, he's lost his job now. And
- 55:17Speaker 5: then I saw it again and they were like, they're
- 55:19Speaker 5: taking his kids away from him.
- 55:21Speaker 1: They said they're trying it for murder. He's gonna be
- 55:24Speaker 1: on trial for attempted murder. You didn't think anything of
- 55:29Speaker 1: that video I saw?
- 55:30Speaker 5: I mean, dude, how many videos have you seen people
- 55:32Speaker 5: getting in fights.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Outside of stadium?
- 55:33Speaker 5: Is not getting in a fight that? But is it
- 55:35Speaker 5: not getting in a fight if that other? Is that
- 55:37Speaker 5: just the context of the video looks like he's just
- 55:39Speaker 5: jumping to random guys.
- 55:40Speaker 1: He is, he's he's just being like, I'm gonna knock
- 55:42Speaker 1: out anybody who's in the other jersey that I see.
- 55:45Speaker 1: That's not being like are we sure about that? Though?
- 55:47Speaker 5: He verbatim said that he said that in the video. Yes,
- 55:52Speaker 5: he said, I'm knocking out the first person I see. Basically,
- 55:55Speaker 5: what does he say because the only thing I've only
- 55:58Speaker 5: seen the video like once and in the video, look,
- 56:00Speaker 5: it's like there was two commanders fans in front of him.
- 56:03Speaker 1: We didn't see the start of the video. All we
- 56:04Speaker 1: saw was him running towards them and punching them. He
- 56:08Speaker 1: was saying, I don't lose and just basically pointed out
- 56:10Speaker 1: two dudes that he lose. Did he lie? He lost
- 56:13Speaker 1: his job, he lost his job, he lost his wife,
- 56:16Speaker 1: but he doesn't lose in a he lost his freedom.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I'm look, I'm not pro the ra obviously pro this
- 56:22Speaker 1: time b the first person. It's like the easiest layup
- 56:25Speaker 1: to be like, I'm against the guy assaulting people against
- 56:28Speaker 1: their will in the street. I'm d sniper had some points.
- 56:31Speaker 1: I'm not pro the Ravens. Dude, I'm just saying I
- 56:33Speaker 1: like to see the full story the Columbine shooters actually were.
- 56:36Speaker 1: I like to hear the full story before we jumped
- 56:38Speaker 1: to conclusions. Well, look up the full story. I'm pretty
- 56:41Speaker 1: sure that this is like the most evil man in
- 56:44Speaker 1: America you see.
- 56:45Speaker 5: Lamar Jackson liked the video. What Lamar Jackson liked the
- 56:49Speaker 5: video on Instagram.
- 56:50Speaker 1: No he Didn'tah, No he did. Yeah.
- 56:52Speaker 5: Really, people are pissed at him. They were like, this
- 56:53Speaker 5: has a lot about Lamar. And then I went and
- 56:56Speaker 5: removed my like from the video. I was like, wait
- 56:57Speaker 5: till they see that.
- 56:58Speaker 1: I liked it too. I say, of that ship, sharing
- 57:05Speaker 1: it around to everybody you posted it's fucking hilarious. You
- 57:09Speaker 1: did some jack mac commentary. Bad day to be a commanders.
- 57:21Speaker 1: This hero raging is taking out the trash. I don't know.
- 57:25Speaker 5: Did I just have a hard time judging this ship
- 57:27Speaker 5: because it's like people are always, you know, like they're
- 57:30Speaker 5: always like men aren't men anymore? And then men start
- 57:32Speaker 5: going to do men ship and all of a sudden,
- 57:34Speaker 5: you're losing your job and your family.
- 57:36Speaker 1: All that men shit. I don't know. I really don't
- 57:40Speaker 1: have any opinions on the video. I'm just busting balls.
- 57:42Speaker 5: Yeah, well it was a pretty fucked up video. Yeah,
- 57:45Speaker 5: it was pretty It was insanely violent.
- 57:49Speaker 1: It looked so violent.
- 57:50Speaker 5: It looked so violent like the one that I sed.
- 57:52Speaker 5: One of his friends were like, dude, what.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Are you doing? They look like henchman like dying in
- 57:57Speaker 1: a movie like it was like, so they were like,
- 57:59Speaker 1: so dying dude, it looks like some shit that I
- 58:02Speaker 1: would actually like, that's.
- 58:03Speaker 5: Something that you do in GTA, Like we were talking
- 58:05Speaker 5: about GTA. That's something that you do and just walk
- 58:08Speaker 5: up and punch people in.
- 58:08Speaker 1: The face for no reason. Yeah, yeah, which is fine
- 58:11Speaker 1: if Rockstar Games does it. Yeah, not real life, you'll
- 58:14Speaker 1: take you leave that. And also but also it's like
- 58:17Speaker 1: then you see all those fights in the stadiums, that
- 58:19Speaker 1: should be a new skin in GTA. Yeah, the Ravens.
- 58:22Speaker 1: That's actually a great idea.
- 58:23Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's a white dude with a Ravens jersey on.
- 58:27Speaker 1: That's more of like that's more in line with a
- 58:29Speaker 1: GTA character. But it's like a fantasy. It's like a
- 58:31Speaker 1: break room GTA is like you get it out of
- 58:34Speaker 1: your system. It's carthartic, not like actually punching grown men
- 58:38Speaker 1: who are much smaller than you, who don't want to
- 58:40Speaker 1: fight you. Yeah, if it's mutual combat, like even just
- 58:43Speaker 1: one word of them being like if you're like if
- 58:46Speaker 1: it was like one of those like Snipes videos, you
- 58:48Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about, that dude Snipes that just
- 58:50Speaker 1: goes to like just like you know what I'm talking about.
- 58:54Speaker 1: The kid with the blonde hair that wears big sunglasses
- 58:56Speaker 1: that'll go to like a Texas game and like troll
- 58:59Speaker 1: Oklahoma basically and be like, your team fucking sucks, big guy.
- 59:04Speaker 1: Like if there was just a little big the dude who.
- 59:07Speaker 5: Did the one where he was like it was like
- 59:10Speaker 5: the Steelers fans and he was like, the Steelers fucking suck.
- 59:13Speaker 5: And then one of his friends says that one of
- 59:14Speaker 5: the dude says them in back, and then he goes
- 59:15Speaker 5: hit the gym, and the other dude turns around and he goes,
- 59:18Speaker 5: that's not fucking cool, dude, Like they got like super
- 59:20Speaker 5: pissed about that. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that guy. That's
- 59:23Speaker 5: all he does.
- 59:25Speaker 1: But if there was just like a little bit of
- 59:26Speaker 1: back and forth shit talking, like Okay, I'm fine with
- 59:28Speaker 1: the mutual combat fight each other allah, but when you
- 59:32Speaker 1: when you just pick somebody out that's smaller than you,
- 59:34Speaker 1: that doesn't even have like didn't even say fuck you
- 59:36Speaker 1: or your team sucks, and they're like trying to run
- 59:38Speaker 1: away and you're like taunting them down.
- 59:41Speaker 5: It literally looks like when you play Minecraft and you
- 59:43Speaker 5: hit like a sheep and then they run away and
- 59:44Speaker 5: then you have to.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Chase them and kill them. Yes, it looked like chasing
- 59:48Speaker 1: his sheep in mind. Yes, if you've played Minecraft dude yet,
- 59:51Speaker 1: that it actually does. Look I agree with you. I
- 59:53Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about, because they jump when
- 59:56Speaker 1: you hit them and then they sprint away.
- 59:58Speaker 5: But that's what it was. It was like they were
- 59:59Speaker 5: like the commanders. Fans were like scrambling trying to escape
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: the the fists flying in their direction. Yeah, he probably
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: thought he was on top of the world when that happened,
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: and now the whole team's fucking stee.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: But he probably he probably went home and like barely remembered.
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he probably was up the next morning he
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: was like, dude, I got in some fights and the
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: definitely went in the Super Bowl.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Derek Henry King Henry As he's like putting on his
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: like button up shirt to go to work. He's probably
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: doing like an outfit of the day.
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: Uh day of my life is a normal nine to
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: five employee.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: He's in the middle of making the video where he's
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: slide and then he starts getting ship. Why is HR
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: calling me just another notification? Yeah? Ship, this video is
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: going viral his fans. Kind of a dickhead. That's me.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: What if that was the Day and the Life guy
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: the other way around? The guy who just slides his
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: ship in and that's how he lets off steam. That
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: guy has to have a fucking meat locker full of bodies.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: I love that guy's video. He's amazing. Yeah, but he's
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: mixed so much on the videos that he can't quit
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: his nine to five.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: Yeah, he he is locked in on the nine to five.
- 1:01:21Speaker 5: He has been kind of pivot away from it though
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: you can't.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Though you can't. I heard his videos have like thirty million, yes,
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: and now he's trying to co host on talk to
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: I don't know, talk to with nine to five. That's
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: nine to talk to him?
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: That my fa I think my favorite NFL like fan
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: not even a fight, but the video of the cat
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: at the Cowboys Stadium where the girl's throwing up and
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: then the dude goes by and hits the gritty and
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: then the little kid appears out of nowhere.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: He's hitting it too, altho the girl's just throwing up.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Finished the video. You've never seen that video or it
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: popped up on the timeline again recently and I just
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: watched the first guy gritty. I don't watch the up.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: I got it, I got it ready.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: It's dude, it's it's the funniest video when the little
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: kid comes in and the girl's puking and he's hitting
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: the gritty on her.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: It's fucking classic. It's so good. I love to My
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: favorite fan base is to see fight obviously Raiders, obviously Chargers.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I think like I like to watch Arizona Cardinals fans fight,
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: like any any anybody in the West Coast, those fans
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: fight differently. Well.
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: The funniest thing is that it is the first guy
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: that gritty is on her because it's a girl in
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: a Cowboys jersey. The first guy that gritty is on
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: her is a is a cow is a guy with lions,
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: and then the kids wearing a Cowboys jersey. But he
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: just hops in for no reason. There's the there's the guy,
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: and then.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Here comes here. Then you just see someone grittying and
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: immediately starts the gritty as well.
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: Imagine being the girl throwing up and you look up
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: and people are just grittying. There's nothing better than a
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: white dude hitting the gritty.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: It's so fuck They're so bad. At it, but it
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: looks so good. It's it's unfair that the gritty has
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: slipped away.
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: Well Mac Jones, I mean a lot people forget that
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: Mac Jones was the king of the gritty or mac
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: Jones led the gritty for white boys?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Who is it? Wasn't there like a tight end that
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: they'd like a funny gritty? Oh kasiki the KASICKI gritty.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: I don't know if I've seen that. Oh, oh yeah,
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: I gotta find it for Sharon. I gotta find this
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: kasiki gritty.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: A lot of people. I mean, dude, I feel bad
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: that Mac Jones should have gone to the box. If
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: you got Mac Jones and Baker Mayfield partnered up together,
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: QB one and QB two, that's like an unstoppable force
- 1:03:59Speaker 5: of white boy swag.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Just two dudes who you know, just have a flawless gritty.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: I mean, Mac Jones is up there.
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: Mac Jones is the swaggiest white boy in the NFL
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: outside of Baker Mayfield.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: What about Drew Lock? Did you ever see Drew Lock
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Drew Block when he got when he got put in
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: for the Seahawks game last year, here goes to gritty fro.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: What do you mean, that's a flawless gritty. Is that
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: a white boy that was flawless? That's enough. They got
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: a little it got a little shaky at the end,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: but the beginning. Maybe this isn't the original. Maybe this
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: if you've got the if.
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: You got the bending your knees while you're hitting the gritty,
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: that's like perfection.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: If you could bend the knee, If you can bend
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: the knees.
- 1:04:50Speaker 5: Like, if you can go like half squat while grittying,
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: that is elite. Yeah, that's the that's like the that's
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: the highest form of the gritty.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: But all these like uh dudes from LSU seeing white
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: boys starting to hit the gritty, that's gotta be like
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: being from an HBCU and then seeing old miss swag surf. Yeah,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: like we gotta come up with something. Yeah, yeah, we
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: can't keep on fucking swagsurfing.
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: I wish I was in the NFL so bad it
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: would be so it would be so fun to come up.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: With a new dance, yeah, to or to just know
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: what the next new dance is, not even come up with.
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: Yeah, you see the bears are trying to go like
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: full dolphins. What are they trying to they're like planning
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: out their celebrations, but they're doing like the they did
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: like a tea party in the end zone.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: No, they're not even gonna make the playoffs. You don't think. Actually,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: I don't know. Caleb Williams looks really good. The four
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: teams they have beat each only have one win, the
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: four wins between them. Yeah, the four teams they've beat,
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: But if you want to crown them crowds.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: The Cowboys reminds me of the Cowboys. Reminds me of
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: the Cowboys in twenty three couldn't beat or the Dolphins.
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: Remember the Dolphins last year, they couldn't beat a team
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: over five.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Hundred fucking bumps, frauds, fucking.
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: Losers, brod organization, poverty, poverty, French poverty.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: And look at him now, bottom of the barrel poverty.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: You say, their poverty franchis to the point that it's
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: not even like fun to make fun of them anymore.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Do you have Tyree killing your fantasy? Yeah he's on
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: the bench. Yeah, he's been on the bench.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: Because I just don't know, like if there's a possibility
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: that to what comes back, I.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Think two is like gonna come back. As an insurance salesman. Yeah,
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: he's gonna come back as a ghost.
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's been on the sidelines. Yeah, probably because
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: they're probably gonna have him coach.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Yeah. I if you want, you could throw him into
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: the Travis Kelce trade for Drake May and pick another
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: player on my roster.
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- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on there?
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Pal? We saw you the hockey game Mark. I know you, guys.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: A big dude.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Pink Whitney.
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: See it, Fellas, I invented the thing. You pigeoned Pink
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Whitney for legendary moments.
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, all right, Son thirty. Can you know what
- 1:07:23Speaker 5: was the best pickup of my season? Chubbabahaber chabbahaba.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Dude, that guy is the truth. Yeah he is. I
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: feel bad that he's with the Uh oh shit. Are
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: we playing each other this week? Yes? Bro?
- 1:07:36Speaker 5: Oh dude, I'm not doing any trades with you after
- 1:07:39Speaker 5: the week. Who's your tight end right now?
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Do you want another tight end? No, I'm just seeing
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: because I'm trying to see why you want Travis kelce
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: because he's on your bench. You're not playing him, i'd well,
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: first of all, I'm definitely playing Travis kelcey this week.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: You are, yes, so trade him after the week. Maybe
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: after the week. But who do you got on your
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: team that I would want? Dude?
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: Your wide receivers are trash. You do have Drake, you
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: have London.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a terror, that's terror vulgarritty. That's a bad gritty.
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: The one that you showed me was way better than
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: he That was after he fixed it.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Yeah, that one was really bad. That was so fucking funny. Well,
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: my receivers were sick when I had Rashid Rice and
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Nico Collins.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: It's crazy that they've still got Baker Mayfield only projected
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: to have seventeen points. Let's look at Baker Mayfield stat's
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: his last points twenty eight, twenty three, twenty eight, ooh,
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: he only had nine.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Points against Denver. I'm telling you, Broke nineteen twenty nine,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: you need Drizzy London. He had won two he said,
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: three games with over twenty five points. You need. I mean,
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Drake May's probably had more than that. How many points
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: of Drake may have last week nineteen twenty one, bro
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: that's pretty solid, it's really solid. But looking at a
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: lot of goose eggs outside of that, what do you
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: mean he hasn't played before? Dude? The problem is the
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: Jags game so winnable. I know, but they're gonna lose.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: They're not gonna lose. Noll find a way to lose.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Romandre is questionable.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: Rabandre is done, dude, He's questionable. He's not done, but
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: he's been He hasn't played the last week, or maybe didn't.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Maybe it was just last week he didn't play, Yeah,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: just last week because James Cook clearly fucked me.
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: I mean I still won, still got that dub back
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: to five hundred, but but James Cook, dude, they said
- 1:09:41Speaker 5: he was gonna play, and then I was like doing
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: research and they said that he said he was going
- 1:09:45Speaker 5: to play and then he didn't play.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: Yeah, separation season for the league. We have too many
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: guys that are three and three. It kind of pisses
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: me off when people don't don't play. We have seven
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: teams that are three and three in the league. It
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: kind of piss Like, it pisses me off when people
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: don't their roster. Yeah, when they don't set their line up. Yeah.
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: Like Francis, it's like, dude, what you were on a
- 1:10:04Speaker 5: plane for eleven hours. You didn't have time to like
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: move one dude who had a buye.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Oh he's got Dak Prescott starting this week with a buye.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Don't fall out of out of left with the game, Francis, No,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: it's it's annoying because it's like, now you're wasting my
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: time or at least at least trade of some of
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: your fucking stuff. I know.
- 1:10:20Speaker 5: It's like fucking Smitty last year dude had it like
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: he had like every single player in the league and
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: they were all on his bench.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: Can we just say as a podcast that we stand
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: with Smitty. I stand with Smitty Mook dude mooke, Like,
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: fix your fucking roster, dude, you should kick kick his
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: ass out of the league.
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: Well, he's not opening for me again if he doesn't
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: start to start fixing his roster.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I was about to say, you gotta find his ass. Yeah,
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: but you can't do well, he's not.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: He's not going to Minnesota if he doesn't want it. If
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: he doesn't start fixing his roster.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: What's worse than a bus ride to Minnesota. Walk? You
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: gotta walk to Minnesota. City bike. I'm gonna make him
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: city bike to Minnesota from New York. You gonna you're
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: gonna fly him out here, make him city bike out.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: Did you see two bros started this past week. They're
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: trying to skateboard across the United States. They've been doing that, brother,
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: that's been going on for like a month. Really, Yeah,
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: maybe I just it just popped up on my algo. Yeah.
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: How far are they not far?
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: It's hard, Probably barely outside of La probably in like Sacramento.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably just are like at the bottom of
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: the hill. Skateboarding is such a slow mode of transportation,
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Is it that slow? Yeah? Anything like walking might be faster. Yeah,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: walking is probably fast.
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: It's probably faster and less tiring. Yeah, And you're unless
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: you're pushing mango. Dude, your left leg is probably screwing.
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: Well.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: You probably have to switch back and forth. You have
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: to push Mongo, then push Goofy. You have her push mango.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Of course. You know who pushes mango. Fucking uh, Sam Donald.
- 1:11:52Speaker 5: Sam Donald pushes mango. Yeah, that's why he's the goat.
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: Sam Donald's so good.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, you said he sucks. I know I
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: didn't say too so I said it in the beginning
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: of the season. No, and I said it. I think
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: I just had it in pre season.
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: Well, I said I feel bad for the Vikings that
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: they lost Kirk Cousins and now they have to do Sam.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: No, you said it. Don't don't act like I wasn't
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: the only one that was saying it. You said it.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: You said it after the season start.
- 1:12:13Speaker 5: No one, no one was going to predict that this
- 1:12:15Speaker 5: that the Vikings were going to be undefeated right now.
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: No one predicted that, No, bro, unless you were a
- 1:12:20Speaker 5: Vikings fan and you threw you did like a five
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: dollars future for like the and you only put five
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: dollars on it because you're like, there's no way they're
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: going to go undefeated.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Sam Donald was always a goat ever since I found
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: out that he pushed goofy. It's not pushing goofy, bro,
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: it's pushing mom. He pushes both. Bro, what's pushing goofy
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: goofy foot? I've never heard of goofy foot? What? Yeah, brouh.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: In twenty seventeen did a we did a video at
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: USC where we ran out of the tunnel early. Yeah. No,
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: we didn't run out of the tunnel early. But we
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: talked to Donald and he said he pushes, uh, he
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: pushes goofy. Is he a skater? Yes, he was on
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: the USC campus and there was like a rumor going
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: around he put push goofy. What is pushing goofy goofy foot?
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Is that a real thing? Yes? Bro, I don't even
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: think you know what pushing mongo is. Dude, of course
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: I do roach your opposite foot. No, it's the front.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: While you're at the front of the board, you.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: Keep your you keep your usually usually pushing standards, you'd
- 1:13:18Speaker 5: have your foot at the front of the board and
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: then you put your your your right foot or whatever
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: foot's your off foot you're you're pushing with, and then
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: you just put it on the back pushing Mango is
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: when you have your your your foot that's on the board,
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: it's on the back, and then when you jump, you
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: putting on the front.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: So that's exactly what I just said. I don't know
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: pushing Goofy riding regular, Yeah, roach the thing? What is it?
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: If you know, Bro, I don't think pushing Goofy is
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: a thing, or else I would have known about it.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: I just don't think that you're as into a skater culture.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: But there was a room a room that he pushed Goofy.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: Pushing Goofy is not a thing.
- 1:14:04Speaker 5: When a rider's right foot is positioned at the front
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: of the board while their left foot is used for pushing,
- 1:14:09Speaker 5: So it's pushing Mango.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: No, Goofy is different than Mongo. It's Goofy versus regular.
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: Eventually I met you met Darnold and he and he
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: said that he pushed. He doesn't push Goofy. He pushes Mongo.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Really yes, but there was like he was like being
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: disparaged on the USC campus by the skater bros. Being
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: like I heard, he pushes Goofy. It's a bad look.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: It's not though you're pushing Mongo is like the ultimate swag.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: But you're if he's QB one, You're like, you could
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: do whatever, the ultimate swag QB wanted a college campus,
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: that is true. And you're pushing anything. Yeah, you're a goat.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: You're skating in like one of those Hemp sweatshirts that
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: you buy on the boardwalk.
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: It's like Gardner Minshew if he's Minshew last Boy.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: And she's the man, but he's more of a pickup
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: truck type of guy.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that video of Max Max Crosby
- 1:15:06Speaker 5: keeps calling him at last boy. Yeah, and then he's like, well,
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: not not like in like maybe out here, but not
- 1:15:10Speaker 5: like out anywhere else.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Dude. I feel bad for the Raiders that they that
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: they have Minshew, then they benched him, and then they
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: traded Davante. They're terrible, But if you just kept minshewing
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: you you win like seven games. Yeah.
- 1:15:25Speaker 5: But I think they might be trying to tank for Shador. Yeah,
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: I respect it. I think they need Shador and they
- 1:15:31Speaker 5: need Travis Hunter.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: They can't get both. They're gonna get both. If they
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: trade Max Crosby for like a first then they could
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: get both. Yeah, but you can't get you can't have both.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: But Max Crosby doesn't want to leave the Raiders, I know,
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to trade. Got that ship tatted
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: on him? Bro? You see that video r NFL, I
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: got this ship tatted on me? But what does r
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: NFL mean? I don't know what do you think it means? Real?
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: What for life? Oh? Is that what he has tatted
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: on him? He's that was the hashtag he used, Greater
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Nation for Life?
- 1:16:03Speaker 5: No, Bro, No, that's definitely it's that's got two meanings
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: for sure.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Real naysayer for life?
- 1:16:10Speaker 8: Yeah, who's who had a clothing brand that last year?
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: They were like, let a naysay or No, that was
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: the Alabama Yeah, they were like, let a naysay or No,
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: that's that was their thing. Yeah that's crazy. Well that's
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: not what it really was, but I think that's what
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: they told the like Rhys Davis or whoever it was.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: So they told the media, fucking line news media, I know, pigs.
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: Have you heard him talk recently? No? The media? No,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: So that you never thought they weren't opening their mouths,
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: because if they were, it was a lie.
- 1:16:49Speaker 5: Clastic got your ass last, Like, I gotta pull that
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: one out in real life.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: At some point I know. I just tried to pull
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: it on you and you couldn't you. I didn't. I
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: didn't set you up properly. That's on me. Yeah, that's
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: on me. Just be an active listener, bro, That's that's
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: all I ask. I'm active. I'm active, bro. All right, Well,
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: it's just a simple callback, bro, very straightforward. Shit. You're
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: off the cans, Dude, You've enhanced to a higher level
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: than me. I can't keep up. I'm saying, join me.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: I can't keep you. Finish your coffee, now, join me.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Just feels like a bad idea from me. Right now,
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: you don't have shit else to do for the rest
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: of the day. Well, I gotta hop in the realm
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: at some point and imagine what you do in the realm.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: Imagine the building that you could do on a different level.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: I get it. I gotta be sober when I'm in
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: the realm. It's not about sobriety, bro, It's about elevation.
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: Everyone has to take a breathalyser before they enter the realm.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: It's like when you have too many DUI's field sobriety. Yeah,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: you got to blow into your.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: Keyboard, yeah, yeah, just to get access into the realm,
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: because I don't want anyone like getting a little out
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: of hand, maybe blowing up my house something like that.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: That'd be infuriating. Great session last night or all four
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: of you on every time? No, but last night we
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: had all four on. Who was the leader me? Yeah? Yeah?
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: Any new songs, No new songs, but a lot of
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: new iron. Yeah, you're you're building that even had a
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: nice little.
- 1:18:03Speaker 5: Uh my name and I found I mean, I got
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: sixty four iron now, which I don't know if you're wherever.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: That's a full stack. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Sixty four
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: is a full stack in Minecraft. Well it's eight times eight.
- 1:18:11Speaker 5: Yeah, So I don't even know what the pol like,
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: what I'm gonna do with iron at this point?
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Build a house with it? Iron house are dome? Honestly? Yeah?
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: Should shout out to the Israel brothers. Shout out to
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: the Israel brothers. Damn, you gotta make some more songs, though,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Do the boys hear your a clip about the songs?
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: You don't have? No, you don't have notice.
- 1:18:33Speaker 5: Going back on this Israel thing, I've noticed that like, uh,
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: there's there's so there's people that are like super pro Palestine. Yep,
- 1:18:40Speaker 5: but then if like someone else is super pro Palestine
- 1:18:43Speaker 5: and they don't like that person, they're.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Like, well, no, that guy just hates Jewish people. Have
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: you seen that?
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: It's like a big thing like if like uh, like
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: if it's a celebrity, like I saw, what was it?
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: Like maybe it was Cheam star or something tweeted about
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: being super pro Palestine and everyone's like, you just hate
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: Jewish people, And it's like why. It's like why is
- 1:19:02Speaker 5: he not allowed to be pro Palestine? But you guys
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: are like they're like gatekeeping pro Palestine.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: That's definitely a thing.
- 1:19:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, well, no, he's only pro Palestine for
- 1:19:10Speaker 5: a different reason. And it's like, well, what what do
- 1:19:11Speaker 5: you have backing up that?
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: Yeah, like why why don't you just take him as somebody? Yeah,
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: it's just your assumption. People just want to differentiate themselves. Yeah,
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: it's almost like more about how people self identify than
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: actually being down for the cause, which is fucked fucked,
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: which is not right. Yeah, there's some food for thought,
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: which is why I want to see Destiny debate them exactly. Yeah,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: see Destiny's latest debate. Now I haven't Oh my god, bro,
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: you're gonna fucking love it. I actually don't know who
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: Destiny is. He's the bro that's always debating bros. He's like, uh,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: he's like a Ben Shapiro for the far right. Who
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: is far left? Who was the dude that was doing
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: that before the change my mind guy, Charlie Kirk. No,
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Steve Stephen Stephen Crowder. Yes, yeah, then he was very
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: nasty to his wife and to his wife on ring cameras.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: It was more than he was whiny. Yeah, a little bit.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: Well I don't want you to go Crowder, Crowder, you
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: can't film yourself being a little bitch. Followed the downfall
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: of Crowder needs to be studying. They said that he
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: had gender affirming care as well, because he had like
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: his chest plate broken or something like that. To you
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: like a bird chest, or gave him a bigger chest
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: or something like that. Breaking your chest plate's got to
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: be painful just to have a bigger, nicer chest. I
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: think my pate my plate broke.
- 1:20:38Speaker 5: Remember when I went to the Remember I went to
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: the Minute Clint because I thought my lung collapsed. And
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: then I went in and I was like, I think
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: my lung might have collapsed, and they were like yeah,
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: I don't think.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: That's what happened, but we'll run a quick to check.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: I think you're probably just gone off the cans. Yeah,
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: how many cans did you have?
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: This is a common symptom. Look, Doc, I'm gonna be honest.
- 1:20:59Speaker 5: I took down six cans and I think my lungs collapsed.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: We see that all the time. Yeah, yeah, we see that.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: It's actually one of the better side effects of.
- 1:21:11Speaker 5: It, lungs collapsing off the cans brutal.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: Till my lungs give out.
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: I'm gonna sip the cans till my lungs give out.
- 1:21:25Speaker 5: You ever go back and listen to some man some slim.
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: I like to. I like to go back and listen
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: to some I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna kill you. Oh
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: I love that one. That's that was literally what I
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: was gonna say too. That's so good. That's on my
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: workout playlist. That was Blue and Yellow Purple Pills.
- 1:21:40Speaker 5: That's on my workout playlist that I don't used to
- 1:21:43Speaker 5: and just listen to now. I just still listen to
- 1:21:46Speaker 5: that playlist all the time and don't work out.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: Can you can you guys make a Minecraft remix of
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: some old M and M.
- 1:21:52Speaker 5: Maybe I was trying to come up with some some
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: new ones. It's pretty easy. It's it's very similar to
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: like you ever see that South Park episode where they
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: come up with Christian rock songs?
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, it's very similar to that.
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: You just uh put Steve in just you just replace
- 1:22:08Speaker 5: Steve with like the m Order or something. But like
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: I would go to my workout playlist and I would
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: do uh like you last night, I was, I was.
- 1:22:17Speaker 5: I was fooling around a little bit with High all
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: the time by fifty cent yeah, and I was just
- 1:22:21Speaker 5: I was.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: It didn't really hit. But here's just I'm Steve all
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: the time. I mind that good ship. That's good. Just
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: something like that. It's pretty easy. I'm Steve all the time,
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: my mind that good ship. I'm Steve all the time,
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: and I'm on some good ship. I got, I roll
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: it up? Or what about this one? What about if
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: it's like an eminem one where it's like you don't
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: want to fuck with Steve because Steve go fucking kill you.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: It's fucking good. Now you don't want to fuck with
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: Steve because Steve will fucking kill you. I think that
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: would go hard. I think that would play.
- 1:23:08Speaker 5: I really want too and like release an album of
- 1:23:12Speaker 5: Minecraft songs.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think it could work. I think
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: it would go crazy. When I was just a little Steve,
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: my mama used to tell me these crazy things. She
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: used to tell me my daddy was a creeper. She
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: used to tell me he hated me. When I got
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: a little bit older, I realized she was the creeper one.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: But there was nothing I could do with say, to
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: change it, because that's just the way it was. Well,
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: you're maybe just like put in a little thing about
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Minecraft in there.
- 1:23:41Speaker 5: That was Minecraft, bro the creeper. Creeper's a monster in Minecraft.
- 1:23:45Speaker 5: Did you miss it?
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, you didn't pick up on that. No I
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: did it, dude. That was like that was gold. You
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: must be out the cans now.
- 1:23:52Speaker 5: No, this is just I'm telling you it's easy to do.
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: They see, I can't rap about being broke no more.
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: They say, they ain't say I can't this. Actually, this
- 1:24:04Speaker 5: is the one lyric in this song that I think
- 1:24:05Speaker 5: is so lame. He says that they say I can't
- 1:24:08Speaker 5: wrap about being broken more. They ain't say I can't
- 1:24:11Speaker 5: rap about coke no more. So sick classic M Well,
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: I can't wrap up being broke. Well, I'll just wrap
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: about coke.
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Then I want to wrap about cocaine.
- 1:24:22Speaker 5: No one said I couldn't ye, No one said I
- 1:24:24Speaker 5: couldn't wrap about drugs anymore? Slut you think I won't choke,
- 1:24:30Speaker 5: no whore? That might be the worst. Like, I still
- 1:24:35Speaker 5: love the song, but that might be the worst three
- 1:24:38Speaker 5: bars I've ever heard. They said I can't wrap about
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: being broke no more. They ain't say I can't rap
- 1:24:43Speaker 5: about coke no more? Slut you think I won't choke
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: no horre? Like that's some shit that I listened to
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: when I was like in second grade, and I'd be like, dude,
- 1:24:52Speaker 5: I'd like pull my friends and you gotta hear this.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: But also, like, you realize that Eminem is the size
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: of your dad after the heart attack. I know he's tiny,
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: little man. Yeah. I do hope the Lions win though
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: for him? For him, yeah, it'd be sick for the city.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: I really do. I just put another future down on
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: the Lions. What yeah, double why bro because I just
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: believe in them that much. Even without Hutch, did the
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: odds go down or up? I don't think they changed
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: without Hutch. Well, I think people think that Hutch is
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: going to be back. Hutch is going to be back. Yeah,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: his leg was dangling off like a fucking brother.
- 1:25:28Speaker 5: When you got Dan Campbell as your coach, anything as possible,
- 1:25:32Speaker 5: the good Lord Dan Campbell.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: The flu game, broken leg game, He's just gonna come
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: back this week. Yeah on the broken leg, he just
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: had surgery on it. Yeah, you gotta do what you
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: gotta do. Our coaches are fucking rock. You're not saying
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: our You can't fucking claim the fucking lines right, Why
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: I can't be a Lions fan? No, because you just
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: jumped to whatever team is good.
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: I've been a Lions fan, Bro, You've never talked about
- 1:25:59Speaker 5: the in your life. You're out of your I talk
- 1:26:02Speaker 5: about the Lions every week.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: No, you're a fucking coward, dude.
- 1:26:05Speaker 5: Do you not remember me saying that I placed a
- 1:26:07Speaker 5: future in like August for the Lions to go undefeated.
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: It didn't work out, but I placed it. It didn't
- 1:26:11Speaker 5: work out because I knew the Lions were gonna be
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: a good team. You were never Now, all of a sudden,
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: Tom Brady saying that the Lions are the best team
- 1:26:16Speaker 5: in the NFL now everyone thinks that I'm hopping on
- 1:26:18Speaker 5: the Lions.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: You can't say us though you can be, you can
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: have a future on them, but you can't be like, No,
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: nobody believes in us. Why it's not a great team.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: You're not a great team. You're wearing a Patriots sweatshirt.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: You're still fucking you have like the remnants of Josh
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: Allen's different conference. Brother, we're a great team. You're allowed
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: to have a team on the other side of the pond. No, Bro,
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: your team used to be the Eagles on the other
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: side of the pond, So how do you square those
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: Eagles are trash? Yeah, but you still ride with it. Bro.
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: If you're gonna pick another team to root for, that's
- 1:26:49Speaker 5: not your team. It's gotta be a good I'm not
- 1:26:51Speaker 5: gonna pick a shitty It's not like I'm also gonna
- 1:26:53Speaker 5: be like a Raiders fan.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not gonna fucking get to that.
- 1:26:56Speaker 5: Like, I'm dude, I'm a team. I'm a fan of
- 1:26:58Speaker 5: any team that I think could beat the Chiefs in
- 1:27:00Speaker 5: the super Bowl.
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: Yeah, but you need to ride it out through the
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: hard times. You're being a front running bandwagon.
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: No, but I'm riding up with Patriots through the hard times,
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: and then I'm picking another good team to root for.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: No, you picked the Bills. You gotta have fun, you
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: able to have fun. But the Bills are good, but
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: they're not like Lions. Yeah, but they're the fucking rival
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: of the Patriots. So the fuck are you're talking about.
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: They could have beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: They didn't play they didn't but they could never play
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: them in the super Bowl.
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was I'm looking for a team that
- 1:27:26Speaker 5: could knock either a knock out the Chiefs or beat
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: Pro.
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: I just hate your logic. You're out of your fucking mind.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: You just turned your back on the Eagles so fast.
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: I turned my back on the Eagles years ago. Nick
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: Sirianni is gonna come to your house and fucking beat
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: you with a newspaper.
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: Nick siriann Yeah, exactly. It's gonna be a paper boy
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: by then, trash Lie. Nick Sirianni is gonna get fired
- 1:27:48Speaker 5: this season, and I think.
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: You know that. No, not this season. Yeah, this season
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: they're gonna lose forty eight to ten, like the Panthers.
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: Somehow they have the Giants this week, and they're gonna lose.
- 1:27:58Speaker 5: They don't got Boston Scott anymore. Bro, bet against them,
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: then I will bet against them. I actually think I did. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:28:03Speaker 5: I put in my weekly parlay this week.
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: So now it's a lot to win. You bet against
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: the Eagles? Did seventy?
- 1:28:11Speaker 5: I actually, you know, I was actually so conflicted on
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: this one.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: I did too when with the Eagles one with that
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: one with the Eagles one without, that's so cowardly. So
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: the first one I did, the first one I did
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: was Giants money line, Falcons money line, Bill's money line,
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: Chief's money line, Jets money line, Bucks money line, Texans
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: money line, Lions money line. You already bet on the
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: Jets when you came in here talking about the Jets.
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: Remember I said that the steel Horse Jets game is
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: gonna be really close and the Jets actually could win
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: that game. Yeah, I remember you said that exactly, Bro.
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: Do you Everything that I say on this podcast is
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: pretty planned. It's written, I write it down.
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: It's like slum Dog Millionaire. But this is the one
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: that I'm really this is the one that I'm pumped on,
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: And honestly, I'm not saying place my bets, but I
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: would I would consider taking this one really money line.
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: That's gonna be a tough game. Lions at Vikings. Vikings
- 1:29:04Speaker 5: are undefeated.
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: No, it happens this week though the Vikings go down
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: this week.
- 1:29:08Speaker 5: I think the Lions win this week. Texans at Packers
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: that's gonna be a close game.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: It should be a good one.
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: But I took Texans because you love more weapons, more weapons, well,
- 1:29:21Speaker 5: better weapons, better Collins. Yeah, the Packers do have a
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: great team. Read Wicks bro Love to Read or Gosmic
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: Bengals Browns. I took Bengals. I have a weird feeling
- 1:29:35Speaker 5: that the Bengals are.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: Gonna lose Love to Read. Love to Read pretty fucking
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: good reacts.
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: That would be like KB and Nick would call that
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: like their librarian, librarian Parlay.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: Love to Read. Yeah, call them up right now. I'm
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: going to send that one to them, let them know
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: we have a fucking new one. Love to Read. Falcons
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: at Seahawks Falcons easy, really easy, dude. The Seahawks are overrated.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: They suck enough Bills at Titans Bills.
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: Minus four to seventy easy Chiefs at forty nine Ers
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: Chiefs were plus one hundred. You gotta take the Chiefs
- 1:30:09Speaker 5: if they're plus anything.
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense. Jets at Steelers, Jets, Bucks at Ravens.
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: This is the final push. This is gonna be a
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: Monday night game. Oh you have to wait until Monday.
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: I gotta wait till Monday. And was this ten dollars
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: to win? How much? This is fifteen to win seventeen hundred?
- 1:30:27Speaker 1: Let's fucking go. But I took the Bucks. You know
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: it's at it's a home game. Bucks are dangerous. Bucks
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: are dangerous. I think the Bucks. I actually also have
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: a future for the Bucks to win the Super Bowl.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: And you got Mayfield. Yeah, so you know you're fucking blessed.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: I'll tell you all my futures. You got more futures
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: than freaking Dave and Big Cat over here, more futures
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: than a fucking Pluto album.
- 1:30:49Speaker 5: Bro Patriots to win the Super Bowl three dollars to
- 1:30:52Speaker 5: pay out five hundred dollarssh Bucks to win the Super Bowl,
- 1:30:57Speaker 5: ten dollars to pay out eight hundred and ten dollars
- 1:31:00Speaker 5: bills to win the Super Bowl, ten to pay out
- 1:31:02Speaker 5: one sixty.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: It's a terrible bed. I don't know why I placed it.
- 1:31:07Speaker 5: I would have get I would have gotten better odds
- 1:31:09Speaker 5: just waiting until the day of Bears to win the
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: Super Bowl five dollars to pay out one hundred and eighty,
- 1:31:19Speaker 5: and then Texans to win the Super Bowl ten dollars
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: to pay out one seventy.
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: And then I had the Lions to go undefeated. But
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: that lost, and so you don't have the Lion's future.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: I guess not. Damn I thought I doubled down the Lions.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: The cap on this fucking pod bro bummed me out
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: too much.
- 1:31:38Speaker 5: Cap I capped, he caught you caught me in a
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: cap I actually did think that I placed that bet.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: I know and everything I said on this podcast is preplanned.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: I lured you into that. You think I knew that
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: I lied.
- 1:31:52Speaker 5: I was waiting for you to catch me in the
- 1:31:54Speaker 5: list so that I could go with that CAP line.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: The CAP line was fucking good. Brought me capin. Yeah,
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: cap flocked because you can't stop cappin. You need to. Uh,
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: it's gonna be seventy on Sunday. Why don't we go
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: out and we watch the games in fucking Brian Park
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: outside sounds terrible. We land our bellies on a fucking
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: like a blanket car on Sunday driving to Burlington. Why Burlington?
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: I have a show in Burlington Sunday night, Sunday. Yes,
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: What the fuck is a Sunday show? I don't know,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: but I didn't. I didn't after a church service.
- 1:32:30Speaker 5: I didn't think about it that there was so much
- 1:32:32Speaker 5: ball on.
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: Luckily, the Bucks Ravens game is on some Monday. Yeah,
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: so you'll be able to watch that. Still, yes, And
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: are you flying out of Burlington on Monday morning? I'm
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: still trying to figure that out. Why don't you figure
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: it out? I'm gonna figure it out when. Don't worry
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: about it, bro, Bro, I am worried about it. My
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: future is linked in to it, Jill, Well, my future
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: is linked in to your plans. How far is it
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: from Burlington to like Boston? Four hours? Let you just
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: drive to the Boss three and fly from there? Probably Trey?
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: How many Trey? What do you uh? What is this? Bro? Three?
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: Remember when people were getting fucking a bad cancel for
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: this for white Power? Yeah? So insane because this was
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: the W and then this was the P That's what
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, isn't this also like a Is this
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: a gang? I thought this was like if you do
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: it to someone, then they get to punch you bitch
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: upside down below your waist. But then that's really white power.
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: Well it's actually more like man power yeah mp yeah,
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: then power yeah, which is all the Ravens fan was doing,
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: seriously showing off his pure strength. It's just a man
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: being a man. Seriously, hard times make weak men, exactly.
- 1:33:48Speaker 5: Look, if I'm that Commanders fan, I got hit like that,
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: I'm hitting the gym the next day.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: Oh, he's definitely in the GM. Probably just changed those
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: guys' lives for the better. Well, he's he's definitely like
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: h taking his electric wheelchair to the gym, drinking a
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: protein shake out of a straw and doing fucking necklace
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: because that guy got dummied. I would hate it so
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: much if someone just punched the fuck out of me
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: for wearing a jersey, I would be so mad. On
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: like neutral territory, I'd be so I'd be like, dude,
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: take the jersey. I don't care that much. And also
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: most of the time that this has ever happened in history,
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: because I'm sure dudes are just going on beating up
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: spreeze before. Yeah, no one knows who the guy is
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: like people have probably gotten just this ship kicked out
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: of them. Or the guy that was doing that in
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: New York, wasn't he going around punching girls? Shaboozy Shaboozy
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: was that? Yeah? I think that was Shabooz. Kaboki it
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: was gone. I think it was Shaboozi. Shaboozi is the
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: guy who's thinking everybody at the bar getting TIFFs? Oh yeah,
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: what if it was that? What if we just cracked
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: the code? I just beat a bitch up down on
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: Sixth Street. I hate that song so much, going with
- 1:34:57Speaker 1: two two three, two four. I think Gas declared that
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: song in the summer. It might have been the the
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: like highest is it the highest grossing country song of
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: all time or some shit like that or some stupid
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: fucking stat.
- 1:35:09Speaker 5: I remember when that song came out and Gas looked
- 1:35:10Speaker 5: at me and he goes, we're gonna black out so
- 1:35:12Speaker 5: hard to this song this summer.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Yeah, and an Tucket's not ready for Shaboozie, And you
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: were like, face paint or regular? Which kind of blackout
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: are we talking? Bro?
- 1:35:23Speaker 5: Here comes the one to the three to the four,
- 1:35:26Speaker 5: Tell him poor a shot, bring another one more. I
- 1:35:31Speaker 5: gotta do a remix of that one one.
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: Here comes the two to the Steve to the four.
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: Someone bring up Steve. Now we need plenty more. You're
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: stepping on Steve. We don't need a Steve. Last night
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: we were just Now we're at the point we're just
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: referring to everyone as Steve. Everyone Steve. Thanks Steve. You're
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: like Tyler Dirdan or whatever. I got.
- 1:35:55Speaker 5: I tried to figure out Steve had a last name
- 1:35:57Speaker 5: last night, and I didn't. He doesn't have a last name,
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: but he does have a girlfriend named Alex.
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: Really, yeah, Coop, I think what if Alex Cooper is married?
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: Is Steve's girlfriend in the game? No way in the
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: game or in real life. In the game, oh well,
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: that's probably just a brand deal. Yeah, true, But if
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: it was in real life, which I could see her
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: doing because she's a fucking social climber.
- 1:36:20Speaker 5: Well, Steve in real life is Jack Black in real life?
- 1:36:24Speaker 5: I think in the movie he's Jack Black in the movie.
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about fucking in real life. She's dating
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: the Minecraft character, because that's gonna be what hot girls
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: are doing after kill Tony. They're gonna be just dating
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: fucking Minecraft characters. Yeah, that's true. Football players kill tony
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: contestants who are wheelchair bound Minecraft Minecraft characters. I could
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: see it. Yeah, people are always worried, like, what's gonna
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: happen in the future when dudes get like robot girlfriends
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: like just sex sleeve? What happens when girls do it?
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: What happens when girls get an emotional attachment to fucking
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: Steve once they make They.
- 1:37:01Speaker 5: Said that girls are gonna be fucking robots by twenty
- 1:37:03Speaker 5: twenty five, big time.
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got a couple more months and it's
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: gonna be Steve and then the girls are just gonna
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: be fucking Steve all the time. But they're gonna need
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: a robot with a dad bought so they have something
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: soft to cuddle up with. A pudgy robot. I don't know,
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: that's what Boston Dynamics doesn't have a hand on. Pudgy
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: robots for girls to fucking feel protected by, so they
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: could be the hot one in the relationship, like Marge
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: Simpson or fucking Lea Ramini. Maybe all go with Steve
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: for Halloween.
- 1:37:30Speaker 5: Yeah, because I gotta do I gotta do this Halloween
- 1:37:33Speaker 5: show at the stand.
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: How's the softball league? I was meaning to ask you, dude.
- 1:37:37Speaker 5: I have I'm missing our last games on Sunday and
- 1:37:39Speaker 5: I'm gonna miss it. I've missed the last three games.
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: We've won one and six. Damn. Yeah, you have a
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: worse record than the Patriots. That's impossible now. That fucking
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: sucks so bad.
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: But I gotta do this Halloween show for this for
- 1:37:54Speaker 5: the stand and uh. And then I never even like
- 1:37:56Speaker 5: they asked me if I wanted to do it, and
- 1:37:58Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I'll do that, and then I
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: did I ever even thought about that I might have
- 1:38:01Speaker 5: to dress up for it.
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: I'm almost positive that you were going to have the
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: lowest effort costumes.
- 1:38:07Speaker 5: Well, I was talking to I went about it yesterday,
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: and I was saying, I don't know if I think
- 1:38:10Speaker 5: there's really only two routes sin it's either just don't
- 1:38:12Speaker 5: dress up or go all out. But we were doing
- 1:38:16Speaker 5: this sketch where I had this big fat guy costume on,
- 1:38:18Speaker 5: and I was saying, maybe if I just put some
- 1:38:19Speaker 5: clothes on over that, and I just I'm a fat
- 1:38:21Speaker 5: guy and I just do like fifteen minutes of fat jokes.
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I was.
- 1:38:25Speaker 5: Saying, I'm gonna bring a towel up on stage dat
- 1:38:29Speaker 5: my forehead. But now I'm also feeling like Minecraft Steve
- 1:38:34Speaker 5: could be a good play.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's no way you're gonna do that. Can
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: I make a suggestion? Did you ever watch Home Alone? Yeah?
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: How about the Peacha delivery guy from Home Alone? You
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: kind of look like him? A slam cheapskate. Cheapskate, you
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: kind of look like him? Yah? How's it lame? Have
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: you ever seen someone else do that? I'll probably just
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: wear this almost definitely, just do my material almost definitely. Halloween, huh.
- 1:38:57Speaker 5: I mean I've done the Halloween shows before, I've just
- 1:38:59Speaker 5: never done the big one, the main room shows.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Have you seen the video of the guy who launches uh,
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: two leaders down a slide on Halloween for all the
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: kids in the neighborhood. No, he's like palettes of two
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: leaders on his roof. No, but that's pretty sick. It's
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: fucking sick. I wonder if I'm gonna get any trick
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: or treaters this year? I hope you do.
- 1:39:18Speaker 5: Yeah, might go all out get real scary kids are screaming.
- 1:39:25Speaker 5: I'm gonna hide in the bushes on my street.
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: Yes, scare kids, or just have that string attached to
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: your door. Yeah, opens and there's no one there and
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: then you're behind then the entire time. Yeah, you spook
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: the fuck out of.
- 1:39:38Speaker 7: You.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Slip their throat, yeah or something, I don't know, something crazy.
- 1:39:41Speaker 5: Imagine that came out host of the Son of a
- 1:39:44Speaker 5: Boy Dad podcast murders twelve children on Halloween, and I
- 1:39:48Speaker 5: we like recorded an episode before I got caught, so
- 1:39:51Speaker 5: it just comes out.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: How was your guys Halloween? Solid? Dude?
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: Mine was weird. I drank like three cans and kind
- 1:40:00Speaker 5: of blacked out.
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I was just wearing like
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: a Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson jersey. Suddenly like there's a pile.
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: Never what can we cut that? Actually? It might be
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble. Yeah, And I've.
- 1:40:17Speaker 5: Never been able to go all out for Halloween, and
- 1:40:19Speaker 5: I've never wanted to, but part of me always kind
- 1:40:21Speaker 5: of does. Like part of me I always wish that
- 1:40:23Speaker 5: I had trigger treaters so I could like really like
- 1:40:26Speaker 5: have fun almost no chance to goes Tim Waltz, lure
- 1:40:29Speaker 5: them into my apartment.
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: Once you once you find out how much like full
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: size candy bars cost. Oh yeah, like you always fantasized
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: as like a kid about like giving out like full
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: size fucking reseas or something like that. That's like, you're
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: gonna have to spend eight putting another mortgage down. I'm
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: gonna max out my credit card. So the kids in
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: my neighborhood liked me a little bit more. Yeah, creep
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: ass behavior. Are you gonna get into any Shenanigans this
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: year for Halloween? Yeah? Like, are you gonna like tpe
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: any houses or last couple of years, I would just
- 1:41:04Speaker 1: give out copies of Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain to
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: all the kids in the neighborhood.
- 1:41:10Speaker 5: I would give out copies of Sound of Freedom. Go home,
- 1:41:16Speaker 5: watch this, show it to your parents. Not enough people
- 1:41:18Speaker 5: are talking about this.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: Did the guy threaten you by showing you Sound of Freedom?
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: Did your neighbor threaten you by.
- 1:41:25Speaker 5: Imagine your kids coming home from Halloween and they're emptying
- 1:41:28Speaker 5: out their bags and just a copy of Sound of
- 1:41:30Speaker 5: Freedom rolls out.
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: What the fuck? Who gave you this? Like prisoners having
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: to go back? Ever since Sound of Freedom came out, though,
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: I have been seeing way more videos online of like
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: just like eighteen ten year olds at the airport and
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: a guy going up being like, where are you taking
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: these kids at home? As the fuck these are my children? Oh,
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: we're going back to Manhattan right now.
- 1:41:58Speaker 5: I got a conference on Monday, but then we're hoping
- 1:42:01Speaker 5: to get out to the Poconos for the weekend.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: People are dead serious. But then some people won't answer
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: and they'll be like, but it's probably like, what are
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: you talking about it? It is creepy to be like,
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: where are you taking the kids? Yeah, it's like, well,
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: I don't know if you will just watch Sound of
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: Freedom or if you're just like a garden variety child
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: watch Yeah, it's fucking creepy. It is creepy. I need
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: to watch Sound to Freeman Freedom And what's the new
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: one that they just came out with. I think there's
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: like another like Sound of Freedom like movie that has
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: like a good ass message. I don't know, I gotta
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: watch it now.
- 1:42:36Speaker 5: I'm thinking that we got to get into some I
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: think I think there's a lot of potential to go
- 1:42:40Speaker 5: like uh, to get like to get like steal like
- 1:42:43Speaker 5: sympathy viral.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: On on on Instagram for Halloween. I think one of
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: the best ways is to put I'm changing ten homeless
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: people's lives on Halloween.
- 1:42:53Speaker 5: Just walk on to homeless people trick or treaty treat,
- 1:42:56Speaker 5: I'll retreat. Here's ten thousand dollars.
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: That will go great viral. If you want the sympathy vote,
- 1:43:02Speaker 1: I think one of the best ways is you setting
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: up your ring camera, then putting out the bowl of treats,
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: and then hiring someone to come up and dump out
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: the bowl into the pillowcase and everyone can just be
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: like what the fuck, Like, don't you get that. It's
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: just there's a sign that says take one, like this
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: is what's wrong with America today.
- 1:43:21Speaker 5: Or then you follow around that dude and then it
- 1:43:22Speaker 5: turns out that he actually goes and brings all the
- 1:43:24Speaker 5: candy to a homeless shelter.
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: Oh, that would be a crazy, crazy twist. That would
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: be so like for part two, that's like an Indian video. Yeah,
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: that is an Indian video. Yeah, and he like slow motions.
- 1:43:36Speaker 5: It pours it all out and then they're like they're like,
- 1:43:39Speaker 5: there's no there's no words. The guy opens the door.
- 1:43:42Speaker 1: With his fist ready.
- 1:43:45Speaker 5: And then the guy's standing there like this, and then
- 1:43:47Speaker 5: he goes, follow me, I'm going to the homeless shelter
- 1:43:50Speaker 5: and then he.
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: Just does like a backflip round off. Yeah. The home
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: video ends with the two dudes hugging. They're always doing
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: this wheat flip. Yeah, they always are, are like some
- 1:44:03Speaker 1: of the Indian videos are like now, they're just like
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: at the waterfront and yeah, a guy will come up
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: and like give a rose to a girl and she'll
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: like put down the roads and then like a hotter
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: guy will like drive up with like a Lamborghini. Yeah,
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: and then like pick a poorer girl next to her
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: that has like a burlap sack on. Yeah, it all
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: happened to slow motion. I haven't seen any good Indian
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: tiktoks in a while. They're so good. They're still doing them.
- 1:44:27Speaker 5: Well, they were the original creators. They're probably still thriving
- 1:44:31Speaker 5: off of the creator fund.
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: You think they can. Yeah, you don't think the China
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: blocked at all. No, that's not right. That ain't right.
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: Should be able to fucking control what we see when
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: we see it now, it's not right? All right?
- 1:44:48Speaker 5: Right, Well, we'll see you guys next week. I'm gonna
- 1:44:51Speaker 5: be in Burlington on Sunday, please come. And then then
- 1:44:55Speaker 5: we have out of order in Chicago. On Wednesday, which
- 1:44:58Speaker 5: I saw someone being like that, those tickets are not
- 1:45:00Speaker 5: available on my website. Where are those available? Yeah, go
- 1:45:05Speaker 5: to the out of order Instagram and it's in the bio.
- 1:45:07Speaker 5: Because someone was confused because I'm gonna or what is it?
- 1:45:10Speaker 5: Where is that city in Illinois? Urbana, Urbana. I'm Champagne Urbana. Yeah,
- 1:45:17Speaker 5: I'm going there in like sometime soon. And someone was like,
- 1:45:22Speaker 5: Sassity's doing shows in Chicago. It's three hours away, it's
- 1:45:24Speaker 5: a Wednesday, it's Wednesday night, and it's at the Laugh
- 1:45:28Speaker 5: Factory in Chicago. It's not me, It's it's a bunch
- 1:45:32Speaker 5: of people.
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: That's not right. So go get tickets to that. Yeah,
- 1:45:37Speaker 1: all right, we'll see you guys on Tuesday. Oh. Actually,
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: Also pop punk is in New Haven, Oh shoot, November
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: and then uh go watch that check out the nicest
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: check out the nicest for sure. Also, uh, pop punk
- 1:45:53Speaker 1: is in Ole, miss after that, Oh shit, game Day
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: and the sip yeah, or the Friday before and then
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: on at the end of the month, we're in l
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: s U. Yeah. And guys, make sure you go out there,
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: get out there and vote. Please.
- 1:46:05Speaker 5: I guess this is so important for our country. Please
- 1:46:08Speaker 5: get out and vote.
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: Was brought to you Kamala Harrison.
- 1:46:12Speaker 5: And we have a huge guest coming on next Tuesday.
- 1:46:14Speaker 5: I can't wait for you guys to see it.
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: All right, let's just say well, let me just say Orange,
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: you're gonna be glad whend he comes on. We've already
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: said too much. All Right, we'll see you guys on Tuesday. Goodbye.
- 1:46:31Speaker 1: Oh brother, let's putting in the extra hours to that still.
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- 1:47:28Speaker 6: So so then you need son, No, I'm coming. I'm
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