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Bonus IMPROV - He Wants Me To Add Him On Facebook · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to very fine friends.
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  Yeah.
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  What are we doing today, Francis?
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  bonus bonus bonus you found it i did it improv joe can we get a suggestion please
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  your suggestion is infatuation
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  I've been heavily infatuated.
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  It's,
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  it's fun.
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  It's a fun feeling.
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  It's only to like,
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  it gives you a rush when you like,
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  when there's moments of like,
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  like you're around them or like some,
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  what something could happen maybe,
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  but all the other time it's a horrible feeling.
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  I feel.
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  I felt.
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  You don't like the kind of like the thrill or the excitement of being like,
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  I don't know.
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  There's someone that I like.
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  To an extent.
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  But like, okay, how close do you think infatuation is to obsession?
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  I think of it, no.
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  Obsession, I think, is farther along than infatuation.
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  Infatuation, I feel like, is like a heavy crush.
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  What about limerence?
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  Wait, what?
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  Limerence?
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  What is that?
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  It's like a all-consuming infatuation.
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  That sounds exhausting.
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  I don't want to be all consumed, but, you know.
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  A little consumed.
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  Yeah, the excitement of like, hey, I'm going to see this person,
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  so I'm going to dress a little nicer.
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  And you kind of overanalyze interactions that you had.
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  What does this mean?
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  Well, that doesn't sound fun.
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  Well, I mean, no, but like, not like in like, in a bad way, but like, was that a little flirty?
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  Oh, here's what he said.
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  And they're like, oh, why would he say that if he wasn't also interested?
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  Exactly.
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  Can you pass the salt?
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  I know.
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  Clear as day signal.
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  I know.
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  Oh my God.
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  He thinks you an element Salt is that movie with Angelina Jolie and she hot And so he said I was like can pass the salt is like code for like can you be like Angelina You serving Angelina
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  He wants to be chlorine and he wants you to be sodium.
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  Nice. You're so smart. Thanks.
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  Yeah. I don't know. It's fun. I miss that.
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  It is fun for, I agree. I used to have fun living like, it's going to happen. And, but
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  then like when it didn't happen and I went on for a long time, it's taking a long time
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  for like me to burn out on like interests.
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  Oh.
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  And then it's like.
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  Yeah.
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  The key is to be able to like quickly get over someone
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  where you're just like, you know, I'm over it.
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  Nevermind.
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  This is, what was I thinking?
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  Do you by any chance have a broken down porch and 25 cats?
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  Yeah.
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  And now improv.
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  Regina.
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  What? Oh my god, I'm sweating
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  Oh my god
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  Oh my god, tell me, tell me
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  Oh my god, I saw Brad, I saw Brad
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  Yeek!
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  You didn't make that noise in front of him, did you?
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  Of course I did, I saw him
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  And you're not going to believe what he said
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  What? Chloe, tell me
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  Oh my god, he said
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  Tell Chloe
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  I said hi, wait, am I Chloe?
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  You're Chloe, you forgot
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  Oh my god, why did he say that?
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  Brad just gets so discombobulated
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  Oh my god
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  Oh he was being meta
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  He wants me to add him on Facebook
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  Wait wait
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  He called you
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  He told you
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  To tell Chloe
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  I said hi
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  Yes
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  Does he think maybe that I'm Chloe
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  And that you're Regina
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  No I think my thing makes more sense
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  He was being meta
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  Meta owns Facebook
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  He wants me to add him on Facebook
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  Okay
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  Yay
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  Okay well I guess that's a pretty clear signal
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  Yeah
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  I guess
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  Try not to get your feelings to hurt
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  Rajesh
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  Because I know that you like spending time with me
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  Girl I do too
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  It's just I know that I'm probably going to have a boyfriend soon
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  Oh and you're going to start spending all your time with Brad
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  Not because I want to
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  Because I have to
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  Why? Why do you have to?
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  Brad just seems like the kind of guy that doesn't like to have someone in the back seat
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  You know
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  Well that's fine
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  But I mean you could also
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  Just not spend as much time with him right?
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  Right, we'll see
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  Okay
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  Oh god, this is so exciting
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  So exciting to be chosen
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  Cut to the next day Did Brad add you back No Oh my god But I ran into him at the laundromat
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  Oh
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  And guess what he said
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  What?
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  He said tell your friend Chloe I think she's hot
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  Oh okay
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  I know
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  It's like what does this cat and mouse think Brad?
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  Wait wait
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  Ask me out already
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  Are you sure?
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  Wait, are you sure he doesn't think that I'm Chloe?
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  Oh, yeah.
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  He just for sure seems like the kind of guy who knows who's who.
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  You know?
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  Okay, but he doesn't make any other advances at you other than that?
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  He's a gentleman.
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  I'm telling you.
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  He was raised LDS.
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  Okay, but he's not there anymore?
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  No.
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  Okay.
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  All right, I guess you win, I guess.
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  Oh, it's not a con.
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  I mean, we both had crushes on Brad.
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  Oh, you did?
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  I forgot you mentioned that.
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  He's so handsome.
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  It's fine.
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  You did say that a few times.
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  It's fine.
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  It's fine.
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  Okay.
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  Well, your feelings aren't hurt, are they?
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  No, no, no, it's fine.
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  What else are you going to do now to try and get him?
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  Well, I figured I'd put on a super conservative outfit that hides all my goodies
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  Because then he's just going to go through the roof
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  The roof with lust and longing
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  I don't know if you know that that's the trick to getting a man
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  Put it all away
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  Oh, okay, I guess I'll just keep my stuff out as per usual
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  So as to not steal your thunder
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  Thanks, yeah, just
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  Alright, so we're going to see Brad tomorrow
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  I know, tomorrow's the big day, I can just feel it
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  Okay, I guess I'll make sure I dress extra slutty
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  so that he doesn't go through the roof with me.
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  Thank you.
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  And then he just sees you in a cocoon.
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  Yeah.
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  In your cocoon.
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  Yeah, I really appreciate that.
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  You're a good friend.
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  Yeah.
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  Cut to the next day.
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  Wow, this is a good...
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  Tommy has a nice house.
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  I'm glad he invited us for his housewarming.
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  I'm sorry.
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  Is this top too revealing?
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  It's really just a bra
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  But I didn't want to steal your thunder
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  Can I make one suggestion?
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  Sure, I can't
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  Is that you or is that the couch?
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  I just see a lot of brocade Oh you sweet Oh you moving There you are Thank you thank you to keep moving so I remember which one you and which one the couch I sorry I brought these slashing lights Okay good
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  I think you look good. Thanks.
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  I think one boob out would be
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  better. Oh, good
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  idea. Yeah. I'll put out
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  the right one. It's the bigger one. Perfect.
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  Perfect. All right. Here's our big moment.
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  Oh, here comes
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  Brad.
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  Hi, Brad.
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  Hey.
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  Oh, hey, Chloe.
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  Hey.
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  Hey.
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  Wait.
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  Wait.
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  Did you mean me, Chloe?
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  What?
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  Yo, half-naked girl, why did that couch just talk?
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  Oh, that couch is Chloe.
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  It's me.
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  What?
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  Wait, who are you saying hi to?
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  I was saying hi to you, Chloe.
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  Oh, oh my God, I can't believe it.
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  I was more so saying hi to the lefty over there staring right at me.
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  What's going on?
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  It's blinking.
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  Oh,
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  whoa.
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  Oh,
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  oh,
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  oh my God.
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  Oh my God.
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  Chloe,
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  I'm so sorry.
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  It's falling apart.
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  Oh,
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  listen,
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  Chloe,
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  why don't we,
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  why don't we pop a squat on this couch?
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  That's right here.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  Oh,
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  yeah.
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  Oh,
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  is it a water couch?
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  Oh,
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  it's wriggling.
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  Chloe,
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  don't feel good.
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  Yeah.
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  I guess I can't believe you chose me over actual Chloe.
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  Of course I chose you, fake Chloe.
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  I mean, you got your boob out.
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  It's driving me crazy with lust.
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  Oh, I didn't think that men liked that.
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  I thought they liked the bits covered.
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  No, I like one bit out, one bit in bra.
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  You know me, a red-blooded American man.
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  Hey, just one second.
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  I need to talk to the couch real quick.
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  Okay, sorry.
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  Connie.
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  What are you doing out there?
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  I'm sorry he wants me.
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  Why are you with Brad?
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  You know how I feel about him.
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  This is supposed to be a love scene.
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  Well, we are going to make love on it.
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  Bitch.
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  Let's see.
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  I love you guys.