Latest / Dom and Jeremy / Katy's Hiking Mishap 7-1-26
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Jared Kadi and Josh one hundred.
- 0:04Speaker 2: As we do roll it into July, there's a bunch
- 0:07Speaker 2: of list of a list of a bunch of things
- 0:10Speaker 2: that we can look forward to in this month, including
- 0:13Speaker 2: the Minions and Monsters.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Which is out today.
- 0:16Speaker 2: The live action Mowana the Odyssey with Matt Damon is
- 0:20Speaker 2: coming out into theaters, which I saw the preview for that.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Not too shadow. I'm excited for that one. That one
- 0:25Speaker 3: looks pretty dark. Is that like nine hours long too?
- 0:28Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm excited watch it.
- 0:30Speaker 2: I'm going to get that large popcorn bucket that you
- 0:32Speaker 2: can refill large drink please, spider Man Brand New Day.
- 0:35Speaker 3: Excited for that one, Buddy, I'm pumped for that one. Yes, sir.
- 0:38Speaker 2: On TV, the Legally Blonde prequel comes out. There's some
- 0:42Speaker 2: exclusive episodes of The Simpsons.
- 0:44Speaker 4: I mean I'm excited for those.
- 0:46Speaker 5: Yes, the netfliks the.
- 0:47Speaker 2: New adaptation of Little House on the Prairie. That's the
- 0:49Speaker 2: one I'm in day. World Cup runs through the nineteenth.
- 0:55Speaker 2: There's an all star game from the MLB blah blah
- 0:59Speaker 2: blah National.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Bikini Days on Sunday. Okay, now that just kidding. That's
- 1:06Speaker 3: the day, I'll be on Instagram. There you go. National
- 1:08Speaker 3: Fried Chicken Day is coming up, and of course.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Before the come on, can we just stop okay?
- 1:12Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry about that.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Yeah, Am Jesus asual.
- 1:20Speaker 4: You're just gonna breeze on buy that one. Like I'm
- 1:22Speaker 4: not even in here right now.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Put a bikini on a fried piece of fried chicken
- 1:29Speaker 2: and I'm into it reaction. Oh and National French Friday,
- 1:35Speaker 2: you want that one too, And don't forget America's two
- 1:37Speaker 2: hundred and fiftieth birthday this weekend. Hey, we can all
- 1:40Speaker 2: celebrate now fifty years about that adoptional the Declaration of Independence.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Now with that being said, uh, it looks like they're
- 1:49Speaker 2: gonna be doing a forty minute firework display on the
- 1:53Speaker 2: National Mall on the fourth of July, roughly double the
- 1:57Speaker 2: usual length. Get this, They're gonna launch off eight hundred
- 2:00Speaker 2: and fifty thousand fireworks.
- 2:02Speaker 5: Good god, wait what eight hundred and.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Fifty thousand fireworks?
- 2:07Speaker 2: Holy after they're gonna try to beat the record that
- 2:10Speaker 2: the Philippines is holding right now eight hundred and ten
- 2:12Speaker 2: thousand fireworks from a decade by forty thousand.
- 2:16Speaker 4: We're really gonna when we do it, we do it
- 2:18Speaker 4: big really gonna beat that record.
- 2:20Speaker 2: I just hope it's not one of those circumstances where
- 2:22Speaker 2: there's a malfunction and they all go off at once.
- 2:26Speaker 1: You know, that'd be kind of funny, little four minute
- 2:28Speaker 1: display of eight hundred and.
- 2:29Speaker 5: Fifty thousand fire Is there a price tag on this.
- 2:34Speaker 3: That's gonna be so much? Gotta be hundreds of thousands
- 2:36Speaker 3: of dollars anyway.
- 2:37Speaker 5: It's for the two hundred and fiftieth.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Why not let's blow some stuff up America anyway, So
- 2:42Speaker 2: that's coming up.
- 2:44Speaker 5: That's also probably one of the fireworks shows that.
- 2:46Speaker 2: You do want to film because every year we poke
- 2:49Speaker 2: fun at people that put their phone up in the
- 2:52Speaker 2: air and film works that you will never watch again.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Anyway. That's what's coming up on the fourth and what day.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Can oh fried Chicken?
- 3:01Speaker 2: They'll celebrate off the air. Katie was talking about how
- 3:05Speaker 2: we almost lost her.
- 3:06Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah to the show.
- 3:08Speaker 6: Well, I found a new trail and out in Highlands Ranch,
- 3:12Speaker 6: the Backcountry wilderness area.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yes, oh my gosh, I love that place.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:16Speaker 1: It's right off of like Wildcat Reserve, yes area, and
- 3:19Speaker 1: it just opens up massive open space with a lot
- 3:22Speaker 1: of hiking trails eighty.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Two hundred acres twenty six miles of trails. I love
- 3:27Speaker 6: it is what this place has, and it is pretty
- 3:29Speaker 6: neat because you walk into it and it has all
- 3:31Speaker 6: the maps that you need.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Or at least I thought so.
- 3:34Speaker 6: And I just started all right, I took a picture
- 3:36Speaker 6: of the map, because that's what you do as a
- 3:38Speaker 6: responsible hiker, right, So I took a picture of the map,
- 3:42Speaker 6: and I realized that I did not charge my phone
- 3:44Speaker 6: to my phone.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Died while I was out here on these trails.
- 3:47Speaker 6: I know, and I try and keep a good recollection
- 3:51Speaker 6: of where I've been, right, Like, I turned it right here. Well, no,
- 3:55Speaker 6: I like turned it at this point and then I
- 3:57Speaker 6: went about a mile and a half. My watch was
- 3:59Speaker 6: still working, so I was keeping track of how far
- 4:01Speaker 6: I was going in and out. I only wanted to
- 4:03Speaker 6: do about five miles, so I was like, just go
- 4:05Speaker 6: about two and a half miles out and then come
- 4:07Speaker 6: right back in, right, And they still had the pictures
- 4:10Speaker 6: of the map there and it says you were here
- 4:12Speaker 6: and you need to get here, blah blah blah. So
- 4:14Speaker 6: I'm looking at this map and I was like, well, clearly,
- 4:17Speaker 6: I just need to go point three miles to the
- 4:19Speaker 6: left and that will bring me to the parking lot right.
- 4:22Speaker 4: So I go point three miles.
- 4:24Speaker 6: To the left and it brought me right up to
- 4:27Speaker 6: the top of the hill where I'd already and I
- 4:29Speaker 6: was like, this is what I mean?
- 4:31Speaker 4: This is not right. Well, I just took the wrong
- 4:33Speaker 4: direction as according to this map that I was with.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Was there no alarm going off of like I haven't
- 4:37Speaker 1: seen this before yet.
- 4:38Speaker 6: No, I'd seen it, but like in my mind, I
- 4:41Speaker 6: was like, this is not where I came in from,
- 4:43Speaker 6: Like I came around this corner as I was already
- 4:46Speaker 6: into the wilderness. So then my mind just starts going
- 4:49Speaker 6: crazy because I'm like, how did.
- 4:51Speaker 4: I get out of here? But I don't want to
- 4:52Speaker 4: ask anyone for directions.
- 4:53Speaker 6: This is where I turned into a man, because I'm like,
- 4:55Speaker 6: I don't want to ask anybody.
- 4:57Speaker 4: I want to figure it out for myself.
- 4:59Speaker 6: But I'm at this point, I'm like, am I gonna
- 5:01Speaker 6: All I have is a water bottle?
- 5:03Speaker 4: Like I didn't even bring my little fanny pack. I
- 5:06Speaker 4: didn't even bring snacks.
- 5:08Speaker 6: Like I just went out on this thinking I'd just
- 5:11Speaker 6: go in and out and it'd be a quick again.
- 5:13Speaker 3: I gotta look it up.
- 5:14Speaker 6: So it's called Backcountry Wilderness Area. It's in Highlands Ranch.
- 5:17Speaker 6: It's like a conservation space.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Yeah, And the funny part about it is like, yes,
- 5:21Speaker 1: you can get lost in there, twenty six miles, you
- 5:24Speaker 1: can totally get lost, but you are in like a
- 5:26Speaker 1: bubble where if you do go far enough, you're gonna
- 5:28Speaker 1: hit houses at some point.
- 5:30Speaker 2: Like I'm looking at the map right now, it's like, yeah,
- 5:32Speaker 2: you'll be fine. You're not gonna get refrigerator somewhat.
- 5:36Speaker 4: I think my.
- 5:36Speaker 6: First time there, the like all I think of is
- 5:40Speaker 6: I should not watch have watched that episode of I
- 5:42Speaker 6: shouldn't be alive before I went on this hike, because
- 5:46Speaker 6: that's all I.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Can think about is I'm gonna be lost for seven days.
- 5:48Speaker 6: People are gonna find me with chapped lips and completely
- 5:51Speaker 6: you find de Wrest, Oh my goodness. But finally, as
- 5:56Speaker 6: I'm like walking and I just I keep going on
- 5:59Speaker 6: this one direction, thinking point three miles is going to
- 6:02Speaker 6: get me to the parking lot, and I finally had
- 6:04Speaker 6: enough and the next person who passed.
- 6:06Speaker 4: Me, I was like, can you direct you?
- 6:08Speaker 1: Saw?
- 6:09Speaker 4: I know, I'm like almost crying. He's like, no, you're
- 6:11Speaker 4: on the right path. Just keep going, just keep going
- 6:13Speaker 4: on the right path. Well, I needed to go the
- 6:15Speaker 4: opposite direction. It's what I needed to do.
- 6:17Speaker 5: You're gonna path, I know.
- 6:20Speaker 6: But man, like, when you think you're lost, especially in
- 6:23Speaker 6: this Colorado wilderness, like it can take all of your MC.
- 6:27Speaker 1: That's where the hyperventilating kind of comes in and your
- 6:29Speaker 1: like your heart rate rises.
- 6:30Speaker 2: You start thinking about how thirsty you are, thirsty, how
- 6:34Speaker 2: dry it's been.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Like, am I gonna have to forage for berries?
- 6:37Speaker 6: I know?
- 6:38Speaker 2: I start thinking like, man, I should have taken cup
- 6:40Speaker 2: scouts so I know which berries to eat.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Never eat the pretty ones, never eat what it is
- 6:45Speaker 1: telling the ugly blending berries, those are the ones that
- 6:48Speaker 1: are good for you.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Like, I'm not going to kill you, essentially, where's the
- 6:51Speaker 3: ugly bear berries?
- 6:56Speaker 6: But no, I was definitely mad at myself that I
- 6:58Speaker 6: apparently couldn't read a mad.
- 7:00Speaker 1: We need to get you an AirTag, Katie, Like, if
- 7:02Speaker 1: we get you an air tag, well at least find
- 7:03Speaker 1: your body.
- 7:04Speaker 5: Okay, thank you, thank you, we got you.
- 7:07Speaker 4: Yeah, proper burial, thank you.
- 7:08Speaker 6: Josh put it in.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Oh man, this surveys out this morning talking about fairly
- 7:19Speaker 2: large percent of Americans make assumptions by somebody based strictly
- 7:25Speaker 2: on their first name alone, and gen Z is most
- 7:30Speaker 2: likely to do it. And the first name on the
- 7:33Speaker 2: list is going to shock you. Karen. I mean yeah,
- 7:39Speaker 2: it took the top spot by a mile, and it's
- 7:41Speaker 2: no surprise at all.
- 7:43Speaker 5: Josh, what are Google really quick?
- 7:47Speaker 3: How many babies were named Karen in twenty twenty five?
- 7:51Speaker 3: Wonder if that date is available yet? Oh it's.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Oh my goodness in twenty twenty five, and estimated three
- 7:59Speaker 1: hundred twenty five to three hundred and sixty babies were
- 8:02Speaker 1: named Karen in the US, so basically marking a deep decline.
- 8:06Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I figure I'm surprised people are.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Still doing it though, three hundred I'm like, wow, don't
- 8:12Speaker 4: they know better?
- 8:13Speaker 5: Let's be a family name.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Chad made the list, Donald, of course, John, and Damian
- 8:20Speaker 2: Why Damien?
- 8:21Speaker 5: All the devil that could be?
- 8:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well anyway, So shout outs to these still
- 8:30Speaker 2: a few remaining handful of Karen's out there.
- 8:32Speaker 3: We know you're not all mean.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Yeah, we think maybe I still see you on ye majority,
- 8:39Speaker 2: I've got one of those stories for you. That is
- 8:42Speaker 2: kind of one of those what the frick moments.
- 8:45Speaker 5: I love those. I love that for your moment. Okay,
- 8:49Speaker 5: so here's the deal.
- 8:50Speaker 2: We all know that we feel like the phones are
- 8:53Speaker 2: constantly listening right always.
- 8:55Speaker 3: You'll be talking to.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Your significant other about something. You'll be talking to a
- 8:58Speaker 2: coworker about something.
- 8:59Speaker 3: In the next thing, you know, you got ads about
- 9:01Speaker 3: what you were talking about.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I was just talking to our Fast five contestant about depends.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I guarantee you in a few minutes, I'll have some
- 9:07Speaker 2: some posts.
- 9:08Speaker 3: About adult diapers. Okay, why are you doing that? You
- 9:12Speaker 3: were answering phone? Yeah, yeah, So get this.
- 9:16Speaker 2: The other day, before one of our pizza drops, I
- 9:18Speaker 2: go rolling through the drive through in a coffee place
- 9:21Speaker 2: and I was sitting there in the drive through waiting
- 9:23Speaker 2: for my coffee, you know, just making small talk with
- 9:26Speaker 2: the barista. Their phone is in my console. She's like, so,
- 9:30Speaker 2: what are you doing this weekend? And you know you're
- 9:33Speaker 2: doing anything this summer and burbondermer just stupid small tug.
- 9:36Speaker 2: And I had mentioned a location out of state that
- 9:40Speaker 2: I was thinking about going to.
- 9:41Speaker 3: She's like, oh my.
- 9:42Speaker 2: God, while you're there, you got to check out x
- 9:45Speaker 2: y Z Coffee Bar. XYZ Coffee Bar. There is absolutely incredible.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I was like, okay, yeah, and then she's like, check
- 9:51Speaker 2: back in with me and tell me how it was.
- 9:53Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'll do that.
- 9:54Speaker 5: I'll roll back through and tell you how it was.
- 9:56Speaker 2: So anyway, I drive away, I get to our pizza
- 9:59Speaker 2: destination and I hark. The first thing I do is
- 10:01Speaker 2: flip open my Instagram because I got some time to kill.
- 10:03Speaker 6: X y Z.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Coffee Bar was the first post on my Instagram. It
- 10:09Speaker 2: is like a profile follow type thing, you know, on
- 10:11Speaker 2: the stories or whatever.
- 10:13Speaker 5: I'm like, how did that happen?
- 10:15Speaker 1: They're not even hiding it anymore.
- 10:16Speaker 2: They're not No, I wasn't talking about it. It was
- 10:18Speaker 2: a barista through a drive through window. My phone was
- 10:21Speaker 2: in my cup holder. How did it pick that up?
- 10:25Speaker 3: I hate this, I hate I hate who. It's unsettling.
- 10:29Speaker 3: It's really unsettling. And follow.
- 10:33Speaker 5: I looked at x y Z Coffee Bar.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Not a chance in hell you'll catch me there, really
- 10:39Speaker 2: bad and the reviews. Like I was reading the reviews,
- 10:40Speaker 2: it was like straight garbage, so just full of crap
- 10:44Speaker 2: coffee bar. I think I'll go back through the drive
- 10:46Speaker 2: through and tell her that she's full of you know what,
- 10:49Speaker 2: full of coffee, full of coffee,