Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 29th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Cool, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
- 0:09Speaker 1: for a politically correct world.
- 0:12Speaker 2: That is greg Gory.
- 0:13Speaker 1: We got Menace, Hey, Gina grad SeaBASS, it is right there.
- 0:17Speaker 1: We got Sammy Morgan is here, Hey, phones open eight
- 0:21Speaker 1: seven seven forty four.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Woodie sent us a.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Text over to two to nine eight seven. Now, even
- 0:27Speaker 1: though we're not hiding things from parents anymore, we have
- 0:30Speaker 1: to hide things from co workers. I think every office
- 0:34Speaker 1: goes through this at some point, whether it's meals that
- 0:36Speaker 1: are left in the refrigerator, people taking other people's stuff.
- 0:40Speaker 3: You know, I'll say radio is worse. Oh this is dude,
- 0:43Speaker 3: these are there are little.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Thieves among us, the people who got fired for stealing
- 0:47Speaker 2: like it's so stupid, they actually got fired. Oh yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 2: This is a dude that was caught like two in
- 0:53Speaker 2: the morning taking lift passes from a ski resort and
- 0:57Speaker 2: he was told all you had to do if you
- 0:59Speaker 2: want to those was asked instead like I was.
- 1:04Speaker 3: We are lucky, quite frankly to have our own locked
- 1:06Speaker 3: studio because in past stations, if you left anything at all,
- 1:10Speaker 3: bottle of promotional whatever, DVD, anything, it was gone.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I'll give I'll give you a perfect example. You guys
- 1:15Speaker 1: remember the story. So, yes, our studio is locked. However,
- 1:18Speaker 1: I had I guess. I guess I got distracted because
- 1:21Speaker 1: I had printed off some stuff for the show, like
- 1:23Speaker 1: some prep stuff like stuff. I had written things for
- 1:26Speaker 1: the show for the next day, and I had printed
- 1:28Speaker 1: it off and it was sitting on the printer outside
- 1:30Speaker 1: of our studio. Okay, I just hadn't collected it yet.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I got distracted by like another whatever. Anyway, So it
- 1:35Speaker 1: turns out the person who had came on the air
- 1:37Speaker 1: after us picked that stuff up, went into the studio,
- 1:42Speaker 1: used it as their own and then knew it was mine,
- 1:46Speaker 1: knew it belonged to the show, and then tried to
- 1:49Speaker 1: like be all slick about it and put it back
- 1:52Speaker 1: after It's like wait a minute, and we found out
- 1:54Speaker 1: about it, and I'm like, dude, what the hell are
- 1:56Speaker 1: you doing?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Well.
- 1:57Speaker 1: It also turns out that there was one day where
- 1:59Speaker 1: we left the door were open, and he walked in here,
- 2:02Speaker 1: walked over to like my pile of stuff that I
- 2:04Speaker 1: have over here on the side, and just like flipped
- 2:07Speaker 1: through to see what he could use for his show,
- 2:10Speaker 1: like walked into our studio. Remember that guy, Yeah, he
- 2:13Speaker 1: has worked here in a long time.
- 2:15Speaker 5: We watched it on camera because there's oh yeah, eight cameras.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Cameras said, you say, there's cameras all over the place,
- 2:22Speaker 3: so oh yeah, there was.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Then there was another guy.
- 2:24Speaker 3: He's sitting in the office when this dumb ass walked in.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:26Speaker 1: And then there was another guy and I confronted him personally.
- 2:29Speaker 1: I'm like, do what the effort you doing?
- 2:31Speaker 3: What do you say?
- 2:31Speaker 2: I put it back. I'm like, that's not the point,
- 2:34Speaker 2: my god.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I thought, well, I just there's a guy, and you
- 2:40Speaker 1: would think that he would know better. I'll tell you
- 2:41Speaker 1: why in a second. But when Taylor Swift was doing
- 2:44Speaker 1: her big tour and there were all this like you know,
- 2:46Speaker 1: remember people were like lining up forever for the merchandise, Yeah, okay, sure,
- 2:50Speaker 1: or our sister station, which is like the top forty station.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Uh.
- 2:54Speaker 1: They had all this stuff that they were doing part
- 2:56Speaker 1: of the promotions for, you know, the Taylor Swift phenomena
- 2:59Speaker 1: whatever was going on. And this guy had a key
- 3:03Speaker 1: to the different offices, so he was going in like
- 3:05Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and taking stuff out
- 3:08Speaker 1: of the office. So then the people from the radio
- 3:10Speaker 1: station would go like, oh, well, what the hell happened.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Where do the Taylor Swift Whatever's go, Oh, we'll go
- 3:15Speaker 1: back on the cameras. So they go to the person
- 3:17Speaker 1: and they go, hey, can he pull up the cameras?
- 3:19Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, yeah, we really couldn't really couldn't
- 3:22Speaker 1: find anything.
- 3:22Speaker 2: So this is a big mystery.
- 3:24Speaker 1: But then they had the people in the IT and
- 3:26Speaker 1: engineering department go look at the same cameras that this
- 3:28Speaker 1: person was supposed to look at, and.
- 3:30Speaker 2: What do you know?
- 3:31Speaker 1: There it is because the person who took all this
- 3:35Speaker 1: stuff was the person in charge of all the cameras.
- 3:38Speaker 1: You know, you know where all the cameras.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Are way to defeat that is, to make sure the
- 3:45Speaker 3: cameras aren't set to record. Yeah duh.
- 3:47Speaker 1: But I guess he didn't have control over all that.
- 3:50Speaker 1: I think it was just he had access, like if
- 3:51Speaker 1: somebody needed something pulled. I don't think he had the
- 3:54Speaker 1: control to do that because like you would think of
- 3:55Speaker 1: all the people he would.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Know about it.
- 3:57Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, would hold up magnets against it.
- 4:01Speaker 1: A long story longer. This is the email that we
- 4:03Speaker 1: just got. They just they just send everybody in email.
- 4:05Speaker 1: You have it over their sea bass.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Yes, this just came in a reminder about your overnight
- 4:09Speaker 3: desk items. Please be mindful of leaving personal belongings on
- 4:13Speaker 3: your workstation overnight.
- 4:14Speaker 6: No.
- 4:15Speaker 3: I first saw that, I thought, oh, they're mad about people,
- 4:17Speaker 3: even like because of this office is sped to see
- 4:19Speaker 3: and whatever. No, no, no, anything left unsecured has done
- 4:22Speaker 3: so at your own risk. They're saying they accept no
- 4:24Speaker 3: responsibility for theft in the office, not liable for lost, stolen,
- 4:27Speaker 3: or damaged items. We recommend taking your high value items
- 4:30Speaker 3: home or storing them securely in a cabinet or office
- 4:33Speaker 3: locked office by the end of the day. In other words,
- 4:35Speaker 3: we've had somebody stealing something and it's I hope they
- 4:39Speaker 3: found it on the camera. We don't know. But now
- 4:42Speaker 3: they have to send this out because people can't be
- 4:45Speaker 3: not thieves in this office. Well, you know what they're
- 4:47Speaker 3: leaving with no problem is the rotting food in the refrigerator.
- 4:51Speaker 3: But Gina, every refrigerator has a sin that they'll they'll
- 4:55Speaker 3: clean it out at the end.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Of every week.
- 4:56Speaker 3: In English though, oh wait is yeah, so which the
- 5:01Speaker 3: turn out in force? But yeah, just the classic radio
- 5:04Speaker 3: station scum baggery.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Uh.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Now that being said, I leave I have computers speakers,
- 5:10Speaker 3: so it's all locked in the closet, so or not
- 5:12Speaker 3: at an office I should or in this or in
- 5:14Speaker 3: this room.
- 5:14Speaker 7: You got a dildo in there too, kinds of so
- 5:18Speaker 7: many stealable.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Yeah, now, wood he's really probably the best person. Woody
- 5:24Speaker 3: and Morgan probably are the two people who talk to
- 5:26Speaker 3: the folks around here the most. So you guys now
- 5:28Speaker 3: have to go out and an axe and find out
- 5:30Speaker 3: what was stolen. A little recar Where are the social
- 5:32Speaker 3: butterflies here? Oh? Yeah, absolutely what he talks to everybody? Well,
- 5:35Speaker 3: I mean he's upper level, your lower level obviously.
- 5:37Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you for clarifying that, because no one.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Was clear on that.
- 5:41Speaker 3: And Morgan, you know what you may notice, yes, artist,
- 5:44Speaker 3: like one of your little low level buddies might be
- 5:45Speaker 3: gone and that's the person who stole obviously.
- 5:47Speaker 7: Oh yeah, let me check on my low level buddies.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty losers absent today.
- 5:55Speaker 3: What he's not going to see he's making some calls already.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Hold on, well, Steve an answer, we'll see if he
- 6:01Speaker 1: even answers.
- 6:02Speaker 2: First.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying in an email right now, what gay man,
- 6:12Speaker 1: what got stolen?
- 6:15Speaker 3: And if it's like some probably some promotional items. Again
- 6:20Speaker 3: that they need for something. Yeah, because otherwise because people
- 6:22Speaker 3: don't bring their own I mean, people are working radio,
- 6:24Speaker 3: don't have any money, so they don't bring their own
- 6:26Speaker 3: things in.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Really.
- 6:29Speaker 5: I mean, if it's like in the sales area, there's
- 6:30Speaker 5: always like a ton of promotional items, stuff that people
- 6:33Speaker 5: just thought they could take. But it says high value items.
- 6:36Speaker 3: To lock up your high value items. Yeah, this is
- 6:39Speaker 3: this indicates that it's a personal property, not a company
- 6:43Speaker 3: property like.
- 6:43Speaker 2: A purse or a wall.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Yeah, because I would think like, uh, you know, there's
- 6:48Speaker 1: more and more places because they're I mean, they are
- 6:50Speaker 1: trying to save every dime they can. So I wouldn't
- 6:55Speaker 1: be surprised if they start firing people for taking you know,
- 6:58Speaker 1: copy paper, toilet paper, the plastic forks from the and
- 7:03Speaker 1: they you know, they say that that's I mean, I
- 7:05Speaker 1: guess technically it would be stealing if you just like
- 7:07Speaker 1: took it to bring it home, the right.
- 7:09Speaker 3: I've lost some of my big sharp chef's knives and
- 7:11Speaker 3: that's why I had to put my name on them.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 7:14Speaker 7: I got a text yesterday from a guy that works downstairs.
- 7:16Speaker 7: He's like, what Sea Bass's knife doing down here?
- 7:19Speaker 3: I told you.
- 7:22Speaker 7: He's like, why does he have to write his name
- 7:23Speaker 7: on everything?
- 7:24Speaker 3: Because otherwise they walk away and they still walk away downstairs.
- 7:27Speaker 7: Yeah, I ended up down there.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't consider like the you know,
- 7:30Speaker 1: copy paper, things like that.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Well, if you took a pen, okay, would I would
- 7:36Speaker 2: think that's stealing it?
- 7:37Speaker 7: What about the waters in the fridge because I always
- 7:39Speaker 7: take a bottle of water and I go home with it.
- 7:41Speaker 2: That's why they have those in there for people to use.
- 7:45Speaker 3: On site at home.
- 7:47Speaker 7: Now nervous.
- 7:48Speaker 1: So a study looked into the data from hotels to
- 7:51Speaker 1: see what customers steal the most, and pretty much anything
- 7:54Speaker 1: that is not bolted down at the end of the list.
- 7:58Speaker 1: It's like trash cans. I taking the trash can. I
- 8:03Speaker 1: like the way you can separate right here because I
- 8:05Speaker 1: like a lot of the hotel rooms have likeyclables, lamps, irons.
- 8:13Speaker 1: I'm going from the bottom to the most stolen TV remotes.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Like the universal ones, dishes.
- 8:21Speaker 1: So I'm assuming like the glasses, This one I don't
- 8:25Speaker 1: really consider taking because I thought that you were allowed
- 8:27Speaker 1: to take those pens.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought they were for us. They are I
- 8:34Speaker 3: take them every time.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Yeah, because my wife constantly loses.
- 8:38Speaker 3: The ones I get really nice ones.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Uh, hair dryers, who would think to take the hair
- 8:43Speaker 1: you're allowed.
- 8:43Speaker 2: To take that they're going to charge you after.
- 8:47Speaker 1: These are the most stolen items. Pillows.
- 8:50Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to take that blanket you have.
- 8:53Speaker 7: Yeah, but yes, I did take a pillow from a hotel.
- 8:57Speaker 3: I've taken a blanket.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, I can think about Oh God, comforter.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Those are like so No, it wasn't a comforter.
- 9:05Speaker 8: It was one that I had to like.
- 9:06Speaker 3: I think I specially asked for, but it was.
- 9:08Speaker 2: It was nice.
- 9:09Speaker 7: It was like a nit blanket.
- 9:10Speaker 2: It was like a waffle type one.
- 9:11Speaker 7: And I really and I did, and I went, you
- 9:14Speaker 7: know what if they charged me, they charged me, I
- 9:16Speaker 7: want this blanket, and they just never did.
- 9:17Speaker 2: I expected to be charged.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Toilet trees, which, again, if they were little sample ones,
- 9:22Speaker 1: like who cares about that?
- 9:23Speaker 2: But now a lot of.
- 9:25Speaker 1: The places have like the big bottles of stuff that
- 9:28Speaker 1: like lock mechanism thing or.
- 9:30Speaker 7: Whatever, refill your own bottle before you leave.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Yeah, toilet trees hangers. A lot of the hotels have
- 9:37Speaker 1: nicer wood ones.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Sometimes you can't even get those off the rod.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Now I have destroyed a couple of hotel hangers, like
- 9:44Speaker 1: when I've jammed up the well, when I've jammed.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Up the toilet.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm doing abortions and that I don't know.
- 9:55Speaker 3: You a hanger down the toilet.
- 9:57Speaker 9: No, so like U as a plunger, I didn't kind
- 10:00Speaker 9: of remember, I don't.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I don't, Okay, So I'm used to having the but
- 10:05Speaker 1: washing toilet seat at home. Don't need a lot of
- 10:07Speaker 1: toilet paper just to drive, right, just to clean up
- 10:09Speaker 1: and sea basket and appreciate that because he does the
- 10:11Speaker 1: same thing and it's a lot less toilet paper. But
- 10:14Speaker 1: if it's just like a regular toilet with toilet paper,
- 10:16Speaker 1: like this is where Sam and I are the same.
- 10:18Speaker 1: We will use a boxing glove worth of toilet paper.
- 10:21Speaker 1: So you'll you'll get a you'll get a clog from
- 10:23Speaker 1: time to time.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Right, Yeah.
- 10:24Speaker 1: So uh, there's no plungers in the hotel, and I'm like,
- 10:28Speaker 1: I don't have to call the person to come out there,
- 10:30Speaker 1: which I have, and I will have them come plunge
- 10:32Speaker 1: the toilet, right, But what I will try first is
- 10:35Speaker 1: I'll go into the closet and you have the ones
- 10:37Speaker 1: the the hangars that have like a wooden dow rod
- 10:40Speaker 1: that goes.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Across the bottom of the right lance.
- 10:42Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Yeah, but like yeah, there's like a there's a metal
- 10:45Speaker 1: bar and then a wood bar that goes right next
- 10:47Speaker 1: to it, the kind of holds the pants together. I'll
- 10:49Speaker 1: rip that wood deal out of there, use that to
- 10:52Speaker 1: kind of jam into the toilet, to pull like the
- 10:55Speaker 1: clog back out toward you know, the the inside of
- 10:58Speaker 1: the rover. Yeah, and then and then usually everything goes
- 11:01Speaker 1: out because it's like it's just a matter of like
- 11:02Speaker 1: a snowball's worth of toilet paper getting clumped right there.
- 11:05Speaker 2: And so you just kind of relieve it.
- 11:07Speaker 3: And you think, after one time doing that, Greg, you'd
- 11:09Speaker 3: be so mortified that you'd figure out how to wipe
- 11:10Speaker 3: your butt properly.
- 11:11Speaker 4: Right.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I would go to school, you know, you know what
- 11:16Speaker 1: I've done since then, what I've done since then. And
- 11:19Speaker 1: sometimes I'll go into and I think about it, like
- 11:21Speaker 1: if I go in there, just take a leak, I'll
- 11:22Speaker 1: see how strong the flush is.
- 11:24Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you'll give it.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and if it's a if it's a pretty weak flusher,
- 11:28Speaker 1: but I'll do so I have to take a dump,
- 11:30Speaker 1: I'll go back down to the ones in the lobby
- 11:32Speaker 1: and I'll dump down there.
- 11:33Speaker 3: Yeah. Smart.
- 11:34Speaker 1: If something clears out and clogs up, I can just
- 11:36Speaker 1: clear out.
- 11:37Speaker 2: Yeah with whatever.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Just do what Greg and I would do, run out
- 11:40Speaker 5: the window, yeah, hangars. Okay, So these are the top
- 11:44Speaker 5: two most stolen things. Bathrobes. People take the robes anymore?
- 11:49Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes Yeah.
- 11:52Speaker 1: And then number one.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Is towels, But the robes always have notes like if
- 11:55Speaker 2: you take this towel, you'll be charged one hundred.
- 11:59Speaker 3: I'm not a rope guy, so I would never take.
- 12:01Speaker 1: But but now that I think they don't keep track
- 12:04Speaker 1: of the towels as closely because now a lot of
- 12:06Speaker 1: the hotels they'll say like, oh, we're only coming through
- 12:09Speaker 1: the clean once every other day, or like once during
- 12:11Speaker 1: your stay, or you know, so when it was every day,
- 12:13Speaker 1: they would know, okay, take one, leave one, take one,
- 12:16Speaker 1: leave one. Now with like if you go a couple
- 12:18Speaker 1: of days and there's no house cleaning, you can still
- 12:20Speaker 1: call for more towels, but they're not necessarily taking the
- 12:23Speaker 1: old one.
- 12:24Speaker 2: And you know where they absolutely don't keep track is
- 12:26Speaker 2: at the pool. You put your towel around your waist,
- 12:31Speaker 2: go back to your room.
- 12:34Speaker 3: The lines on the stripes that is accurate, except at
- 12:38Speaker 3: like Vegas reserve style pools, you have a towel key. Yeah,
- 12:42Speaker 3: you put your key, you give them your key, but
- 12:44Speaker 3: we get correct for average hotels, that is accurate. I
- 12:47Speaker 3: want to just giving out false.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Information just in time to show his back. So I
- 12:59Speaker 1: got an answer. Guys, what as to uh what? What's
- 13:02Speaker 1: what got the email going for? You know, log up
- 13:05Speaker 1: of your stuff, put your valuables away.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not responsible.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So one of the salespeople had their air pods stolen.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Those yeah, and they probably left them out if you
- 13:16Speaker 3: have the cloud.
- 13:16Speaker 5: If not, that be something cool like a Louis Vaiton person.
- 13:21Speaker 3: We got it all off this email about a pair
- 13:22Speaker 3: of iPods.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what.
- 13:24Speaker 1: That's Yeah, that's a that's such a dick move.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Letdown.
- 13:31Speaker 2: You're walking by somebody's desk. I think I'll just take
- 13:33Speaker 2: these who.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Would put other people's poor.
- 13:38Speaker 1: It is not surprised by it. We were were we
- 13:41Speaker 1: were talking about this.
- 13:42Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me one bit. Not around here.
- 13:44Speaker 6: I mean I was telling Woody that, you know, even
- 13:47Speaker 6: microphones have gone disappearing from different studios.
- 13:51Speaker 1: People take the microphones out of the radio studios.
- 13:54Speaker 6: Yeah, they swapped it with a really crappy one. Our
- 13:56Speaker 6: engineer walked in on. That's not the same microphone. Yea
- 13:58Speaker 6: once it only somebody stopped working and you're a week
- 14:00Speaker 6: prior to that.
- 14:04Speaker 2: There's the update on that.
- 14:06Speaker 1: All right, welcome back, and we have some more follow
- 14:09Speaker 1: up stuff from the av end the Oscars of Porn
- 14:13Speaker 1: where Sea Bass was hanging out with all this. We
- 14:15Speaker 1: had their their worst day at work conversation and now.
- 14:18Speaker 1: But there's all because it's again it's a fan expo too,
- 14:21Speaker 1: and so there's all these different things that people can
- 14:23Speaker 1: go there, and there's products right for.
- 14:26Speaker 3: The fans and for the performers.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Yeah, so not just for the performance, but also for
- 14:31Speaker 1: just the people.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Yeah, just the every day Joe Again hard to get
- 14:37Speaker 2: a ticket to see the stuff.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Or just because the expo is it is like a
- 14:40Speaker 3: comic con style thing because there are things you want
- 14:42Speaker 3: to do inside there, people you want to meet and see.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Uh.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Now, one thing I saw which we've had many conversations
- 14:48Speaker 3: with Morgan about selling her stuff online and socks and whatnot,
- 14:52Speaker 3: and she decided to do the very smart thing of
- 14:54Speaker 3: just using her personal Instagram. Yeah, it's working off great yes,
- 14:56Speaker 3: so far, so good, right, Sammy, Yeah, well this this
- 15:00Speaker 3: is a need that has been met. There is a
- 15:03Speaker 3: company that I ran across called all Things Worn at
- 15:08Speaker 3: all things warn dot com and they handle all that
- 15:11Speaker 3: for you. Here's one of the ladies here.
- 15:13Speaker 10: Girls pay a set fee, so fifteen dollars a month,
- 15:15Speaker 10: and that gives them instant access to all of our
- 15:17Speaker 10: verified buyers, to all of the perks, all the tools.
- 15:20Speaker 10: It's basically their own storefront. We don't take any money.
- 15:23Speaker 10: They work hard, so they keep the money. No commission,
- 15:25Speaker 10: it's just a membership fee.
- 15:27Speaker 3: True, yes, so you work hard, true right, Well that's
- 15:31Speaker 3: what they do that. So you pay them fifteen dollars.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Then they give you a whole list of perverts like
- 15:38Speaker 3: a leads list, which has, as she said, are verified.
- 15:42Speaker 3: And here's some of the ideas here about the items
- 15:45Speaker 3: you can sell all right.
- 15:47Speaker 10: It starts with panties, dirty socks, dirty shoes, fALS of spit,
- 15:52Speaker 10: other fun bottles, fluid. Yeah, we have buyers that buy gurls,
- 15:57Speaker 10: bins of trash. They just package it out, put it
- 15:59Speaker 10: in a month and sip it off.
- 16:01Speaker 2: You can tell.
- 16:01Speaker 1: She's a lot of selling. Yeah, always starting.
- 16:03Speaker 2: To people are buying actual garbage. Yeah, OK, do it?
- 16:10Speaker 7: I know also mine, it can be yours.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Well, dude, if you if you listened to the uncensored
- 16:16Speaker 1: segment that we had from the a v NS the
- 16:17Speaker 1: other day, we had that one chick who she had
- 16:20Speaker 1: her I U D removed and she kept it photo
- 16:23Speaker 1: and she left it in a drawer. And this other
- 16:25Speaker 1: guy was looking to buy some Oh, he wanted to
- 16:26Speaker 1: buy used tampon. She's like, nah, I don't use those,
- 16:30Speaker 1: but what I have I like to buy my used
- 16:33Speaker 1: I U D.
- 16:33Speaker 2: And he bought that. Yea. Here's the thing is, but
- 16:37Speaker 2: even that to me is less weird than buying somebody's garbage.
- 16:40Speaker 7: I agree.
- 16:41Speaker 3: But here's the thing though, is that with Morgan too,
- 16:43Speaker 3: she's only she's only broadcasting to so many perves. As
- 16:46Speaker 3: she said, these guys, these are verified perves. You will
- 16:50Speaker 3: pay And I'm sure when you get out there doing
- 16:52Speaker 3: a lot of it, you get these people Nicol and Dimond,
- 16:53Speaker 3: and they just want the conversation and the interaction. It
- 16:56Speaker 3: is a great idea.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good.
- 16:58Speaker 3: They have all these different category.
- 17:00Speaker 7: Wries, but I have a personal connection to my purse.
- 17:02Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
- 17:03Speaker 1: This is just too she's more.
- 17:05Speaker 9: More per she's more boutique. Right, this is more deserves
- 17:10Speaker 9: we're looking for you very disappointed. This is literally there's
- 17:13Speaker 9: McDonald's and then there's her place called burger where all
- 17:16Speaker 9: the vowels are removed from the name of the place.
- 17:19Speaker 3: It's like when somebody it's like when an agent is
- 17:22Speaker 3: trying to pick you up. You're like, I want to
- 17:23Speaker 3: keep one hundred percent of my profits in the agent's
- 17:25Speaker 3: like one hundred percent of zero. You know, like, this
- 17:27Speaker 3: is this is a huge population. Give them fifteen bucks
- 17:31Speaker 3: a month. Yeah, yeah, and let me do it. Here's
- 17:34Speaker 3: here's she is here. Here she is hitting house meets
- 17:37Speaker 3: those needs.
- 17:38Speaker 10: So many platforms right now are banning content creator accounts
- 17:41Speaker 10: for things like this, so it actually could be pretty
- 17:43Speaker 10: dangerous to just have some guy reach out to you
- 17:45Speaker 10: and start selling them. Our buyers are all verified, so
- 17:48Speaker 10: we make sure that they're not time wasters, they're not scammers.
- 17:51Speaker 10: There's nothing dangerous happening. We know that they want to
- 17:53Speaker 10: spend money on kink content.
- 17:55Speaker 2: That is good. Do you know if they're on some
- 17:57Speaker 2: kind of watch list or how are they terrified?
- 18:00Speaker 3: Well, the first part is the most important.
- 18:01Speaker 5: Part of that, Yeah, because the interactions and the d
- 18:04Speaker 5: MS could no offense gets flagged and your account could
- 18:08Speaker 5: get shut.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Ye. What you're doing is are is not legal or
- 18:12Speaker 3: not according to their terms of service.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Really I didn't know that.
- 18:15Speaker 3: But even only Fans does not let you sell use
- 18:17Speaker 3: clothing on there.
- 18:19Speaker 2: So some of the products that you.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Were able to find if you were at the Avians
- 18:22Speaker 1: in Vegas, sc Bass was last weekend.
- 18:25Speaker 3: And if you are selling things, I talked to some
- 18:27Speaker 3: of the the ladies out there, Morgan. So here's some
- 18:29Speaker 3: ideas of some of the things that active porn stars
- 18:31Speaker 3: sell from a Jennifer White.
- 18:33Speaker 4: I recommend selling custom videos along with them. I think
- 18:36Speaker 4: that makes a little more personal and the fans really
- 18:40Speaker 4: enjoy it. So basically you'll film a custom video for
- 18:44Speaker 4: them in the panties that they want and then send
- 18:47Speaker 4: them to them afterwards.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.
- 18:50Speaker 7: That's very common.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Or in your case, socks, Yeah, the socks would be easy.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Like who cares if somebody sees you in a pair
- 18:55Speaker 1: of socks and then you're taking them off and then
- 18:57Speaker 1: putting them in the all right and putting in the envelope.
- 18:59Speaker 7: By that's a good idea it's very popular, is like
- 19:01Speaker 7: polaroids wearing.
- 19:03Speaker 2: What that would be cute? And you can handle that
- 19:07Speaker 2: service and you I think that you would not mind
- 19:10Speaker 2: taking a photo of yourself in the panties too, because
- 19:13Speaker 2: it's like a bathing suit literally.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Yeah, and now we talk to Victoria Peaks as well
- 19:18Speaker 3: about some of the things she's been saying.
- 19:19Speaker 11: PAD fans reach out to me and be like, do
- 19:21Speaker 11: you still have any of your old shoes that you
- 19:23Speaker 11: taught in? You know, standing all day on your feet,
- 19:26Speaker 11: you know, do you still have those?
- 19:27Speaker 4: Like?
- 19:28Speaker 11: Actually, yeah, I do.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the chick that was the teacher. Yeah,
- 19:32Speaker 2: this is for that.
- 19:32Speaker 1: We uh we spent a lot of time talking about
- 19:34Speaker 1: her in the uncensored segment of of the Tuesdays You
- 19:40Speaker 1: handle Yeah, I think I think Gina still has pts.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Oh my god, that really got me.
- 19:45Speaker 11: PAD fans reach out to me and be like, do
- 19:47Speaker 11: you still have any of your old shoes that you
- 19:49Speaker 11: taught in? You know, standing all day on your feet,
- 19:52Speaker 11: you know, do you still have those? Like? Actually, yeah,
- 19:54Speaker 11: I do.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Yeah, I like your voice.
- 19:57Speaker 5: What are the guys doing with the shoes?
- 19:59Speaker 3: Well, they smell and all that kind of stuff.
- 20:02Speaker 2: All right, what's next?
- 20:03Speaker 3: Okay, So next, guys, I hate to do this. We're
- 20:05Speaker 3: gonna have some fun with accents. There's a guy who
- 20:08Speaker 3: is selling something called the JESS Extender j E S Extender,
- 20:12Speaker 3: and I'll, uh, you know what, I'll have this man
- 20:14Speaker 3: first introduce what this product is.
- 20:16Speaker 8: Okay, we are the manufacturer of the best manufacturer.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Class No no, no, no, no no no no, no,
- 20:25Speaker 1: not only wait, oh.
- 20:29Speaker 8: We are the manufacturer of the best penis extenders on
- 20:33Speaker 8: the mark. So we are the inventors of the only
- 20:37Speaker 8: solution to get the permanent increase other than surgery.
- 20:41Speaker 2: How are you saying, I'm making you hold the big
- 20:44Speaker 2: So what's the name?
- 20:48Speaker 3: I'm going to pass around a photo of the extender
- 20:50Speaker 3: in action. You guys can take a look. Well what
- 20:52Speaker 3: he plays this clip?
- 20:53Speaker 2: So how you make your.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Oh my, it's medieval splint. Yeah, it's like what they
- 21:03Speaker 3: do for the guys who linked them their legs were
- 21:05Speaker 3: talking about the Yeah. So here's what he claims the
- 21:07Speaker 3: JESS Extender can do.
- 21:09Speaker 8: Okay, So, basica, you need to train with our device
- 21:11Speaker 8: for a period of time and we guarantee increase in
- 21:15Speaker 8: the length by around twenty eight.
- 21:17Speaker 2: Percent after four months.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Hold on, gonn, look at what's twenty eight percent of
- 21:22Speaker 1: one point five Yeah.
- 21:27Speaker 3: I like that guarantee. Though, now normally because these penis,
- 21:31Speaker 3: you know everything, we've heard all the claims in the world.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Now I looked up there are some semi scientific studies
- 21:36Speaker 3: done with things of this nature that do back up
- 21:38Speaker 3: his claims and they last forever.
- 21:41Speaker 4: That's what.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Or you just have to keep using this stupid thing
- 21:44Speaker 2: so you can.
- 21:45Speaker 3: Go from one point five inches to one point ninety.
- 21:49Speaker 3: I'm looking at some of the reviews too. It says
- 21:50Speaker 3: easy to fit into my routine while reading or watching TV.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Doesn't interrupt my.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Schedule at all. Oh, I'm trying to figure out how
- 21:57Speaker 5: you can describe this. But I know a radio who
- 22:00Speaker 5: made six figures who had this process of extending your
- 22:06Speaker 5: penis by like clipping, no, but by like kind of
- 22:10Speaker 5: like sitting in a certain way on top of it.
- 22:14Speaker 5: Can you say that so that you stretch it, stretch
- 22:16Speaker 5: it and you sit on it for a period of time.
- 22:19Speaker 5: And it was like this whole process because it's so
- 22:21Speaker 5: funny because it came from uh, trans the trans world
- 22:28Speaker 5: talking and find out like talking extended it in a
- 22:32Speaker 5: certain way.
- 22:33Speaker 3: Well, here's the mechanism behind this JESS extender.
- 22:35Speaker 1: All right, So if you need a bigger penis the
- 22:36Speaker 1: j EES extender.
- 22:38Speaker 2: You can look at us.
- 22:38Speaker 8: So over time, if you gently stretch our body tissues,
- 22:42Speaker 8: they will naturally create a new cells because of the
- 22:47Speaker 8: process we call cytokinesis or cellular division, and then you
- 22:51Speaker 8: will havenue sustained tissue roads all the time.
- 22:54Speaker 3: You need a new on what he's saying, excited kinesia.
- 22:57Speaker 3: I don't think that's the right cellular stretching, but I
- 23:00Speaker 3: think that's the process of sales. Excuse me replicating. I
- 23:04Speaker 3: think he was looking for PDMS.
- 23:09Speaker 2: You guys know that is right. Yeah, no, just the
- 23:13Speaker 2: basic kit, the original one, two hundred and twenty nine dollars.
- 23:17Speaker 3: But what is this worth for the biggest way?
- 23:18Speaker 5: You know?
- 23:19Speaker 2: You ever talking about?
- 23:21Speaker 3: Percent guarantee mechanical transduction also the thing he was thinking of.
- 23:26Speaker 3: But here's how you use the extender.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Okay, okay, back to our friend again. Warning fun accent.
- 23:31Speaker 8: When you regulate these little rods so you can increase
- 23:35Speaker 8: detraction force over time, it's like having almost the three
- 23:38Speaker 8: kilos of traction force. We always say that this is
- 23:41Speaker 8: not a sprint is a maraton, So you need to
- 23:44Speaker 8: do it consistently for a period of time, starting from
- 23:48Speaker 8: one hour to day up to four hours.
- 23:50Speaker 2: You're just crashed out, Yeah, you just want to go.
- 23:56Speaker 2: You went to the how you say a gauge a
- 23:58Speaker 2: bit of the time. That's how you would never start
- 24:00Speaker 2: a full of feast, right, you want to.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Maybe a pinky and then maybe a ring finger and
- 24:05Speaker 1: then you go anyway to the meala finger and then a.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Not a sprint? Does it to make sure you keep
- 24:11Speaker 2: a thumb tat on the inside.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Does it come in other colors? Because I want a
- 24:16Speaker 3: black one.
- 24:16Speaker 2: They have the platinum one and it's a one thousand bucks. Wow.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Okay, so I see so the just extender, Yes, that's
- 24:23Speaker 3: great for men. You can get an extra long organ spot. Yes,
- 24:27Speaker 3: but they didn't not think of the women. Yes, they
- 24:30Speaker 3: thought them. And they have something for you as well.
- 24:32Speaker 2: All right, spackle.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Tightener, like would even move out of an apartment? You know,
- 24:39Speaker 1: she didn't have a doorstop on their problem, So the
- 24:40Speaker 1: door knob went for the dry walk.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
- 24:46Speaker 8: And it is a potental blend of botanical oils and
- 24:50Speaker 8: and it's basically the only arousal oil.
- 24:53Speaker 3: On the market with a double blind medical test to
- 24:55Speaker 3: prove your FA.
- 24:57Speaker 8: So it's really very good for like increasing the arousal
- 25:01Speaker 8: and bringing motorbios going to their vagina with oils.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Yeah, double blind test the vagina.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Yeah, don't look at vagen.
- 25:09Speaker 3: Don't look like putting this on you.
- 25:10Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Well, there's just a couple of the products you might
- 25:13Speaker 1: be interested in that's learned about. And dude, you know what,
- 25:16Speaker 1: You come back with some really good.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Information, solved the problem for Morgan, and she doesn't take it.
- 25:19Speaker 2: It's not good.
- 25:20Speaker 3: It's a really good idea.
- 25:22Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna take a quick break more what
- 25:23Speaker 1: he shows next?
- 25:24Speaker 8: Hang on, what do you show?
- 25:25Speaker 1: We'll be right back.