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We Graded Thanksgiving Dinner: Turkey, Traditions & Food Fails · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Happy Thanksgiving everybody, Welcome back to stay out of my
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  Speaker 1: fridge at time where your fridge is full of leftovers
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  Speaker 1: right now, and hopefully you have had an amazing day
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  Speaker 1: of football and family and food and joining me. As always,
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  Speaker 1: we never know who's going to be here but the one,
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  Speaker 1: the only. I Lah, what's up girl?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Remember a couple of weeks ago, you were sneezing, you
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  Speaker 1: were coffin and everything, and you're feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Better, Yeah, way better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for you got me sick. So I took
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  Speaker 1: your sickness away from you. You're welcome. So if you
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  Speaker 1: hear any coffin sniffling or whatever else, it's me because
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  Speaker 1: I took the cold from her, which I'm you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what the parent should do anyway, So
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  Speaker 1: the kid's not feeling good, I'll take the sickness. Although
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  Speaker 1: you are tougher being sick than me. I'm a baby
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  Speaker 1: when I'm sick. I don't like it. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: it at all. But yeah, we're in we're in Thanksgiving mode,
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  Speaker 1: and it's you're excited. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot to
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  Speaker 1: be done. Obviously. As a kid, you get a good
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  Speaker 1: you to get to show up to Thanksgiving. You get
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  Speaker 1: to see family and friends, hang out, play games. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the adults cook and plan and stress and eat and
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  Speaker 1: eat finally and eat some more. But yeah, I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: for it. And do you have a Thanksgiving song playing
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  Speaker 1: for us? What's the song? What pops into your brain?
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to sing a song when it's a
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving song? You got one lined up One's restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the lyrics though.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we play that every year on the vinyl, don't we.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And it's like a ten minute long song.
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  Speaker 1: Now, no, no, what if you were to make up
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  Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving song? How would it go? Any ideas about turkey?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not singing it. Come up with one sing it.
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  Speaker 2: And mashed potato. I can have some fun with. It's
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  Speaker 2: not beef.
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  Speaker 1: That's a Thanksgiving song. YouTube's not going to take that down,
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  Speaker 1: are they. No, So we're gonna do a fun little
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  Speaker 1: couple of things on the show. And one of the
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  Speaker 1: things that's coming around in the schools in our area
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  Speaker 1: are report cards. Sissy nailed it, Avery nailed it, And
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  Speaker 1: the last one to get the report card out was
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  Speaker 1: a lot nailed it. Yeah, you had probably one of
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  Speaker 1: if not your best report card ever. And I know
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  Speaker 1: a couple episodes back, you even talked about it's a
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  Speaker 1: basketball season for me, and I'm working extra hard on
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  Speaker 1: my grades and I want to be a great student athlete.
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  Speaker 2: And I got like a ninety something on.
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  Speaker 1: My dude, you got like all nineties. I have a
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  Speaker 1: picture of it. Should I read or no? I should
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  Speaker 1: read it? All right, Let's see if I can pull
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  Speaker 1: this up here. I wasn't planning on this. So what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do to is, after this, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving report card. We're gonna give certain things on Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let you and then meet and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give it our own grades. What do you think
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  Speaker 1: about that?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's a good idea. I was taking off
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  Speaker 1: the shoes getting comfy in the studio. This is like
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  Speaker 1: the first time I've ever had shoes on in the studio,
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  Speaker 1: and it feels really weird. All right. So in the
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  Speaker 1: state of New York, they do a thing called ELA.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what that stands for?
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  Speaker 2: Election?
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  Speaker 1: What would the LB? Oh? Okay, it's English Language Arts.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a class he did isla with a ninety two.
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  Speaker 1: Love that. Then they're social studies. Guess what she got
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  Speaker 1: another ninety two and then science there was no grades.
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  Speaker 1: Did you not start science yet?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we kind of did, but we only put food,
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  Speaker 2: coloring and water in thank use on salary in Berlin.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna change.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, all right, out right, out right art out of
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  Speaker 1: one through four or pe four music for knowledgy and
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  Speaker 1: computer skills. You think this should be through the roof
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  Speaker 1: because you're a podcaster Indy, and then library skills. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming band was a four as well. Maybe i'd
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  Speaker 1: that's where it cut off, or maybe you don't take band, but.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do band. I only do.
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  Speaker 1: Music, gotcha. So that is one of the best report
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  Speaker 1: cards that you have had. And I'm so proud of Sissy.
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  Speaker 1: I think was all nineties as well, avery all nineties
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  Speaker 1: as well. I am surrounded by smart girls everywhere. I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you that I don't think I ever had
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  Speaker 1: a report card that was full of nineties. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: super proud of all you smarty pants, which is funny
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  Speaker 1: because you like smarties and you're not wearing pants, you're
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  Speaker 1: wearing shorts even though it's cold out. But I did
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  Speaker 1: mention this. Do you have anything in this say about
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  Speaker 1: school report cards? Or you want to get right into
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  Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving report cards?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Thanksgiving report cards?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So I think that the most important thing
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  Speaker 1: that we should really talk about when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is well, the food and family. So we'll go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and rank a couple of different things. Are you
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  Speaker 1: ready for this? Yeah, and we're going to go grades
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  Speaker 1: one through one hundred. All right, Let's start with turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you smiling because you don't like turkey? What
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  Speaker 1: would you give turkey? One through one hundred is a
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving food, not just turkey in general, but Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Turkey, Like how other people like it or how I
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  Speaker 2: like it?
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  Speaker 1: You're giving it a grade. You're the You are the teacher,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm a different teacher. You got one class, I
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  Speaker 1: got one class. We're gonna you just We're going to
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  Speaker 1: give it a grade. One through one hundred. One hundred
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  Speaker 1: is just awesome. Students doing well. It's one of the
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  Speaker 1: it's one of the good things. It's pretty much perfect
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  Speaker 1: like it's it's a good grade. Obviously you give it
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  Speaker 1: a zero fifty fifty.
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  Speaker 2: I can't eat it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. Oh that's a pushups. You can eat it,
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  Speaker 1: you choose not to. You're not allergic to turkey. I
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  Speaker 1: I never said, Oh, I thought you said can't fault.
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  Speaker 2: I can't eat it, but I don't choose too fair.
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  Speaker 2: So fifty because it's fifty to fifty kind of okay,
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  Speaker 2: because it's fifty that I will eat it, fifty that
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  Speaker 2: I won't.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a twelve percent chance that you'll eat it
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  Speaker 1: because I'm going to make you take a bite of it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a one hundred percent chance that you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: eat it if you had a choice. Am I wrong? Now?
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  Speaker 1: All right? And and uh, for me, I think the
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  Speaker 1: way that I grew up, the way that movies are
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, I think turkey is probably the most recognizable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we were going of what.
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  Speaker 1: That's your great ranking?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what Thanksgiving known for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Thanksgiving report card. You already went fifty.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna give you that, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you one re chance. I'm gonna go with my reasoning,
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  Speaker 1: my grade, and this will be the one and only
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  Speaker 1: time I'll let you do a re ranking, a regrading
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  Speaker 1: of anything every year in your entire life. So let
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  Speaker 1: me go here. Turkey. No, no, no, no, no, I said,
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  Speaker 1: I get to go first. Thanksgiving it's known for turkey.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the movies, It's in pretty much every house
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  Speaker 1: that I've It's in every house that I've ever been in.
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  Speaker 1: And I know different people different Thanksgivings. But it is
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  Speaker 1: like the Thanksgiving food. Love to eat it or not? Turkey,
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  Speaker 1: it's a staple for it. Is it perfect? No? Is
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  Speaker 1: it my favorite meat on Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: But it's turkey. I'm giving it a ninety nine out
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  Speaker 1: of one hundred. You stick with your fifty? No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is the only time you can ever rank anything
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  Speaker 1: in rerank it because the rules are the rules. You
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  Speaker 1: be creative and once you lock in a score, you
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  Speaker 1: don't change it. So Aila, the one time you get
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  Speaker 1: a redo on this your you have you got a
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  Speaker 1: makeup test. What is your Turkey grade?
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  Speaker 2: Ninety seven? Because that's like what you said, that's what
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving is known for. Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: I got you, Okay, I like it. Go with Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: school break? How would you rank that one through one hundred?
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  Speaker 1: Why is it one hundred?
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  Speaker 2: Because then I can have a little bit to just
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  Speaker 2: like relax.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, See, I think it's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a mini break. I'm so I think
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  Speaker 1: it could be better. I mean, Christmas break longer, New
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  Speaker 1: Year's break and Christmas kind of running together, Spring breaks
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  Speaker 1: longer up here. I mean it's on Thanksgiving's always on
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  Speaker 1: a Thursday, so you're getting like a Wednesday Friday. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like a half of breaks. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with the isle of report card graat, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with a ninety two for me Thanksgiving school break
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  Speaker 1: ninety two. Let's go with the weather. Obviously, let's not
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  Speaker 1: base it on this year. Think back to all the
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgivings we are. You out there running around having a
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  Speaker 1: good time outside, you mostly indoors. Is it been great
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  Speaker 1: car rides, long car rise. Do you think the weather
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  Speaker 1: where we are is good? Or do you think it's me?
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  Speaker 1: What would you give the weather Thanksgiving weather for a
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  Speaker 1: grade fifty? See, that's a pretty decent run.
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  Speaker 2: Because sometimes it's like nice outside, all the kids go
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  Speaker 2: out and play, but sometimes it's like winter like it
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  Speaker 2: is now and then we can't. Yeah, and when I
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  Speaker 2: get to the car, ridy yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's good. I'm gonna say I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: with the first number that the pop in my head.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with a forty two. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: the cold, I don't like the great in the forecast
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  Speaker 1: for our Thanksgiving twenty five is miserable. Six to seven
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  Speaker 1: inches of snow, six of it. You didn't even do
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  Speaker 1: it that time and.
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  Speaker 2: Then over you're laughing, Yeah, you are.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Let's go with the the environment of our Thanksgiving,
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  Speaker 1: which the whole environment, the food, the family, the friends,
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  Speaker 1: the whole vibes. What would you rank the overall Thanksgiving environment?
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  Speaker 1: You got it? What are you thinking? I know, the
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  Speaker 1: hand movements funny, but remember we haven't got ten thousand
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  Speaker 1: likes on a single episode.
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  Speaker 2: No, I was just trying to measure how much that
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  Speaker 2: probably is.
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  Speaker 1: Got oh, six to whatever inches of snow? Gotcha? So
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  Speaker 1: what are you ranking? Thanksgiving environment? The family, the friends,
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  Speaker 1: the smells, the food, every thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna put it here
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  Speaker 2: one hundred because the best thing, in my opinion, is
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  Speaker 2: spending time with family.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. That's good, That's very better good. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go with a hundred as well. Can't
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  Speaker 1: beat it. Day off of work, family, food, the smells,
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  Speaker 1: the everything is pretty good. What do you think was
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  Speaker 1: that pretty goodhuld We move on to the next little
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  Speaker 1: thing we got going on. Yeah, yeah, that was good.
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  Speaker 1: Next year we'll come back, we'll do some more deep
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  Speaker 1: diving on some ranking. So let's go with something fun.
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  Speaker 1: What Thanksgiving dish are you potentially So we're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: it off, all right, which family member would you consider
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  Speaker 1: would be the mashed potatoes? If you could pick one
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  Speaker 1: family member, who do you think would be the mashed potatoes?
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  Speaker 2: And why this is gonna sound so rude.
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  Speaker 1: It's all in good fun. We're not gonna walk up
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  Speaker 1: to somebody and be like, what up, mush potatoes? Do
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  Speaker 1: the mush potato? What do you think would be the
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  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes? You know potato? You know somebody that can
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  Speaker 1: be used or do many things because the potato can
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  Speaker 1: be well, that's mashed potatoes. I get it. But mashed
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  Speaker 1: potatoes they're a pretty big part of the thing. They go.
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  Speaker 1: It goes well with gravy, So maybe keep in mind
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  Speaker 1: to somebody that has a little gravy in their life.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: Grandpa's the mashed potato, So Grandma's the gravy. Oh, why
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  Speaker 1: do you think Grandpa's the mashed.
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  Speaker 2: Potatoes because he does a lot of things and it's
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  Speaker 2: just awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And without mashed potatoes, it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving dinner
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  Speaker 1: with it. No, that's good. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then for gravy, my grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that goes pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot make my grandma like you cannot make my
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  Speaker 2: like turkey or something, because like.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So which family member is pumpkin pie? A
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  Speaker 1: little bit sweet, very festive, an acchoirir taste. Not everybody
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  Speaker 1: loves pumpkin pie, but a lot of people love pumpkin pie. Hmmm,
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  Speaker 1: it comes frozen, it could be homemade. Really gotta love
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  Speaker 1: pumpkin though, Who do you think is the pumpkin pie
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  Speaker 1: in the family? Mommy, Mommy, you're saying, not everybody loves
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  Speaker 1: your mom. But she's a little spicy, a little fall.
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  Speaker 1: She does love fall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not everybody will love her. I do, but
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  Speaker 2: everybody will.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. That's a good answer.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good answer, And I love my pumpkin pie.
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  Speaker 1: Favorite pie?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Which family member is cranberry sauce?
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  Speaker 3: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Because you like to jiggle jiggle, jiggle jiggle.
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  Speaker 2: He no, because I just love cranberry sauce and nobody
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  Speaker 2: else can. I'm the kranber sauce clean For Thanksgiving last year,
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  Speaker 2: they literally brought like three cans of it and I
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  Speaker 2: just ate them all. No Turkey, nobody else touched it.
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  Speaker 2: They had a separate one for them.
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  Speaker 1: What makes cranberry sauce in your opinion, the best there?
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  Speaker 1: And what makes it the best is it? And which
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  Speaker 1: kind of you like? The homemade one or straight from
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  Speaker 1: a can that when it plops out of there, it's
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  Speaker 1: the same exact shape. It's the can, the stot one okay, because.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so iconic. Whatever was that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? I like it? I like it. Which person in
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  Speaker 1: the family it's the turkey thinking about this one? Aren't you?
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  Speaker 1: I got my vote? Who's the turkey? Come on, turkey breath?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think Uncle Barncat? Because he's the one
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  Speaker 2: who's hosting it that he's running. He's doing it at
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  Speaker 2: his house with a bunch of people there, so it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna get messy after.
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  Speaker 1: So like a turkey, would he's mine? That was my guess.
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  Speaker 1: I would have said uncle Market or.
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  Speaker 2: Aunt Jil because they're both running it, so they're both turkeys.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I like it. And let's go
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  Speaker 1: one more, which which family member is the stuffing? You know,
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  Speaker 1: that stuffing that not everybody likes, Not everybody really eats
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  Speaker 1: really not for everybody that doesn't. You love most of
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  Speaker 1: your family. So who you're gonna say isn't somebody that
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  Speaker 1: you'd not like. But what I'm just saying is like,
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  Speaker 1: which one do you think when when you think stuffing?
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  Speaker 1: If you had to pick a person, who would you
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  Speaker 1: say would be the stuffing? My sister, Oh, hear me out,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hearing.
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  Speaker 2: You is a mix of a lot of things, Like
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  Speaker 2: she's really nice, she's really kind like, and she's got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of things that she does, like she's crochet,
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  Speaker 2: so she does like that kind of stuff. And she's
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  Speaker 2: just a mix of a lot of things that are fun.
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  Speaker 2: But not everybody likes herd which I just can't plead
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  Speaker 2: that she's such a nice person. I like, what'd you
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  Speaker 2: get to know her? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I like that. That's a good answer. That's very thoughtful.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. All right, let's play a game. Another game.
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  Speaker 1: This one we're gonna call turkey or no turkey. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw things your way, whether it's Thanksgiving, whether it's school,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's life. And you tell me if you think
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  Speaker 1: that there can be turkey, there's just no way that
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  Speaker 1: there could be turkey. So all you rapidly fire back
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  Speaker 1: is turkey or no turkey. Are you ready? Wake up
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  Speaker 1: and it's Thanksgiving? You wake up early on Thanksgiving? Turkey
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  Speaker 1: or no turkey?
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  Speaker 2: No turkey. It's not ready yet.
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  Speaker 1: It's not ready yet, but it should be in the
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  Speaker 1: oven early. It takes a long time to take a
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  Speaker 1: little cook a turkey. All right, she says, no turkey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going turkey. Are you ready for this? Only photos?
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  Speaker 1: Turkey or no turkey?
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  Speaker 2: Turkey?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you think your family photos. Every time you
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  Speaker 1: take a family photo, there should be a turkey in it.
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  Speaker 2: There's a turkey in the background because somebody's eating it.
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  Speaker 1: Just family photos in general. I'm saying it could be
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  Speaker 1: a summertime family photo, it could be a family photo
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  Speaker 1: with wedding pictures. They should all have turkey. No no,
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  Speaker 1: you said turkey. So every time we take a family
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  Speaker 1: photo from here on out, we are going to have
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  Speaker 1: a turkey. It could be a it could be a
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  Speaker 1: stuffed animal turkey, or it can be a piece of
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  Speaker 1: turkey or a turkey sum or a turkey sandwich. Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: no turkey, I think you know. All right, pumpkin pie.
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  Speaker 1: Every time there's pumpkin pie, should there be turkey or
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  Speaker 1: no turkey?
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  Speaker 2: No turkey, that's a dessert. Yeah, you should see my
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  Speaker 2: disgusted face right now.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, it matches your feet, they're dirty. There's anyways,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie, no turkey. Black Friday shopping turkey or no turkey.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: No turkey, no turkey, no turkey going stopping?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: No, But Black Friday shopping is usually done online. So
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: maybe you're having some turkey leftovers. It's always the day
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving. But you said no turkey. I get it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Turkey's not gonna get dropping, all right. What about leftovers
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: turkey turkey?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: There's always leftovers from turkey, all right?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: What about matching Christmas pajamas? Turkey or no turkey, no turkey.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I would turkey be dressed up?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Be pretty funny, would be all right? Hallmark movies turkeys
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: or no turkey. Hallmark movies are like family movies, like classic,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: just a good old time movie. Family's involved. You know
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: you got family meals, family dinners, Turkey. I think that's
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: a good one, all right. What about me dancing while
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm cooking turkey or no turkey? Turkey or no turkey,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: no turkey? Fair enough? I guess my dance moves are
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: no turkeykey. What about bowling turkey or no.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Turkey, no turkey.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: But did you know if you get three strikes in
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: a row, it's called a turkey. We got you on one,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: all right, Here we go. I'm gonna give you a
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: couple of holiday hot takes. You know what hot takes
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: are controversy, a little bit of like I'm gonna say
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: something and it might be a little edgy, it might
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: be a little hot take, but it's real, all right.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: So these are gonna be the holiday hot takes that
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: you can't reverse. You can't play the Uno reverse card,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: all right. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say it, and
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna lean into it and tell me why. The
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: first one you're gonna you're gonna really lean into because
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I think this is you're very passionate about this one.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Turkey is overrated?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Why is turkey overrated? Tell us how you really feel
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: about turkey and why it's overrated?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Because I always think of eating like why are you
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: eating a turkey right now?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Why? Why? That's what I always think of and it
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: makes me so sad. That's why I don't eat it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: That's why you don't eat it?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: And just gross?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Why is it gross?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: It's just nasty?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: But why, Like why you take a bite of a turkey?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Why are you?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: It's gross? Like for me if I was just my
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: taste buds, So your taste bods are so bad that
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: you don't like only turkeys, I mean, like for me,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: like if you were to grab some milk that was
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: bad and it was a little bit sour, and I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: tried to be like, well that's bad. It's sour, taste, funky,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: it makes me want to puke. Why is turkey overrated?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Because it's just not that good.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That's that's your that's your description. It's not good.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have anything else to put in.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, so turkey's overrated? Yep, all right, Now you've got
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: to be very passionate about this, and you gotta just
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: tell me why. Okay, you have to go for this.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Mashed potatoes should be a dessert, not a side with
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: turkey and stuff. Tell me why mashed potatoes should be
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: a dessert?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: No, because that studs wrong.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, you you're doing the hot takes. You gotta tell me, yes,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're on team yes, and you're gonna sell it. Wha
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: what was that little turkey? Mashed potato should be a dessert?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Why they shouldn't?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Why shouldn't they be? I think they should be.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I think they should be because they that's just gross.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Because but if you get punk a pie, punk a
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: pie and mashed potatoes them up, you're not gonna be
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Okay. So if you take pumpkin pie and let's say
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: ice cream and peanut butter and candy canes? Is pumpkin
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: pie dessert and candy canes dessert? Do they go together?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Really good? Just because they're two desserts. You don't have
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to eat them together? Right? But I think it should
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: be a dessert, all right, because let's be honest, once
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you eat the mashed potatoes, you're pretty much full, and
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: a good dessert is better with a with an addition
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to it. Mashed potatoes decent, right, But are they better
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: with butter? Are they better with gravy? Are they better
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: when you add things to mashed potatoes? Just like ice cream?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Ice cream is good, but if you start to add
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: cookie dough, chocolate chips, sprinkles, hot fudge, peanut butter, fudge,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: cherries on top, whipped cream, it's better. So like a dessert,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I think a mashed potato would be better as a dessert.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And they're a little bit better when they're cool or
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: not hot. Okay, all right, now this one you have
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to go all in on. All right, Okay, Okay, you
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: gotta tell me why, even if you don't believe it,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell me why. The Thanksgiving Day parade, the
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Macy's Day Parade is boring.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I think that is so so out in all the world,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: so not true, because there's so many good balloons, there's
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: so many cool parad things, there's so many dancing, there's
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: so good music. It's just a day to be remembered.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: And you it's like it's always happened on Thanksgiving, so it's.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: The thanks Giving Giving Day. Mazy. They don't do the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: thanks Giving Day Parade, any.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Day Pride, it's just one day a year.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Hot Take. The Parade's boring. It's so boring that I've
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: never seen you or anybody in this house actually sit
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: down and watch it from the start at the beginning,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: because it's too long. It's too boring, and it needs
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to be shorter, and it needs to be more engaging
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: for the people. And it's so wild that most people
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that are watching it to get the really good seats,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: they have to wear diapers because there's nowhere to go
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom and they stand there for so many
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: hours that they can't give up their spot, they can't
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: leave there, so they wear diapers. So almost all those
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: people that you're watching on TV are wearing a diaper,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and it's full of peam, probably poop. Overrated. No, that's
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: your argument, is just no, you're not so good at this.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: No, because I love it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: That's not an argument.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, I love it, and you can never take that away.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And if you don't play it one day in the house,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Where are you gonna go?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, New mom papas.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Later all right, that was fun Hot Takes, all right?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Now I am going to we're gonna well, we are
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: gonna play name that Thanksgiving sound. I have to try
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: to make a sound and you have to try to
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: guess what it is. Okay, are you ready?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Turkey nice bab.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: The oven oven beep.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: People sleeping on the couch because they got knocked out
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: by the gravy, by.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: The turkey potatoes. I was gonna go with snoring. Knocked
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: out is a pretty interesting way to put it. But
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: let's go with.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Someone's phone ringing at the table.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: That's a tough one. I was gonna go with an
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: electric knife. Some people use an electric knife to cut
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a turkey instead of just a normal so it sounds
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: we have one in there and.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It goes m I never heard of one of those.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: When something when like when you're playing a game and
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: a game piece falls off the table.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Close, something falls off the table, But dingdinking, what else
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: would fall during things giving dinner off the table and
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you'd go that would probably go get it closer?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Mmmmdding you're silverware?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's pretty good.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Is an you gotta wash it or got a new one.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yep, especially if there's animals around, because it'd be covered
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: in hair. Interesting. Oh, we just coughed at the same time.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, that was fun. Huh. Yeah, Well, we've we've
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: been on the road for basketball and stuffed as we
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: get ready to wrap up this episode. Have you had
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: any good snacks or food in the last week or
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: two for uh, you know, being on the road doing basketball. See,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sure we haven't stopped at a certain McDonald's because
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: we're still on the boycott, aren't we. Yeah, why are
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you looking at me? Did you guys stop at that
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: McDonald's again? Did you stop at that McDonald's again? If
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I find out that we did an entire episode that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: people can go and check out and you went to
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: this Donald's again, I'm gonna be upset. Did you go
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to the McDonald's again? Okay? I did want to let
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you know that there wasn't update that somebody did comment
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: on the video. She's lying to it. They stopped there,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find out as soon how the McDonald's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: drive through works. Remember we asked that question. Yes, Oh,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: do you want to do a shout out? You want
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to say shout out yah, shout out National socialism seven
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: six eight five. On the YouTube, they said in one
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: of the shorts that we did at the Beard Laws Network,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the new home for Stay Out of My Fridge, Yours
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: On podcast, the Triple Ta podcast, Friday Night Lore, and
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: straight Side Storry Time Anything not Beard related. Over on
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the Beard Laws Network. They said, the orders are made
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: in the order that they are put into the system.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: There's no priority depending upon where it's coming from. The
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: drive through can have the perception of having priority if
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you are dumb and incapable of critical thinking skills though,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: but really it's four to six cars deep into orders
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: when you walk up to the counter, so that's where
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you place your order. It becomes in the queue. So
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a bunch of cars will get the orders before you
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: if they've already ordered at the drive through speaker. It's
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: not a one for one exchange of whose order gets
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: served at the window to the counter, merely the timing
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: that the orders were sent from the cashier and the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: register and the orders to the grill screen. So I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: don't know if that clears things up.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: So why that I was wrong?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: What were you wrong about?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I said that they go through all the drive through
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: people before they even touched you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: So in theory, yeah, a little bit wrong. But a
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: So if you walk in and say to the McDonald's,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: and there's nine vehicles already that put in an order
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: and you put yours in, you're gonna at least be ten.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: And then if a mobile order comes in before, so
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you could be standing there and still be twelve orders
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: deep because they came in front of you, you know
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: what I mean. So where you were, there's a busy
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: drive through. Does it merit them talking bad and being
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: jerks to us? No? No, no, no, but it is
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: what it is. So all right. Well, at the time
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: that this does come out, probably everybody's full. Everybody's having
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a great Thanksgiving. Hopefully, hopefully your football teams are doing
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: all right. I know, I Liz. Buffalo Bills lost last
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: week on Thursday. Josh Allen needs to step it up
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: except for this week because the Steelers play the Bills.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: The Bills to loose, and after they lose, there'll.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Be some tea years, but we're gonna win.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Hopefully, everybody's travel safe as a belly that is just
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: so full with all of it, but their hearts are
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: full even more with the love that they were with
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: friends and family. And hopefully your fridge is full of leftovers. Anyways,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: when we have all these good leftovers in my fridge, islah, yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: better stay out of my fridge. We'll be back next week.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't thank you enough. I like anything else to say.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Make sure to be kind to others and have a
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: great Thanksgiving.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: What was that voice? We've been talking like this the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: whole time, and then is that your YouTube voice? That's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: your YouTube voice. Make sure that you are kind to
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: others and have a great what was that? Did you
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: notice your voice change?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Hall a great Thanksgiving?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: To try to say what you just said in your
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: normal voice now and see if you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Can have a great things.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: All right, that's all we got. We'll be back next
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: week on real all right, Happy Thanksgiving everybody, and hopefully
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: you find some great Black Friday deals, right if everybody
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: wants some good stuff. Beard products love bearded use god
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: beard law Ye. All right, we'll be back next week.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Gome bye everybody, by by.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Knocking. Who's there?
• 30:25
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• 30:30
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• 30:32
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• 30:36
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• 30:43
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• 30:47
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• 30:48
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• 30:51
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