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Drafting an MLB NFL Team · The 3-0 Take

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Three O Take where we talk
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all things Major League Baseball.
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Here's Kyle Corwin and Nate Reyes.
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It all starts right now, Boo. Welcome back to the Three O Take
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presented by Sea Keep this episode 511.
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I'll be your host, Kyle Korne. I'm here with my Co host Nate
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Reyes. Nate.
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How to how to who? Happy last day of not baseball
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season. Fair.
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I don't even count basketball. Basketball's out for me.
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Oh, you're just talking like immediately after the Super
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Bowl's over. I thought we were talking
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pitchers and catchers, and I was like, I thought we still had a
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few more days for that. Nope.
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But you're saying as soon as football's over, it's
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baseball's. That's correct, I've moved on.
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I'm with you. I'm with you.
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Yep. Last day.
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That's that's a good thing too, because there is nothing going
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on in baseball right now. So we're going to get a little
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weird with it today, which I like honestly.
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This is this offseason has been fun in that way.
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There's been some lulls for sure, but it's it's enabled us
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to to get a little weird to get you guys through the off.
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Season roll with the lulls. To roll with the lulls, roll
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with the punches and and get you all through this offseason like
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we we always try to do every, every winter.
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So today, Nate, you want to tell the folks what we've got in
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store for today. Well, in light of today being
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today, Super Bowl Sunday for those hanging out with us
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morning slash afternoon before any parties or Super Bowl
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partaking, shout out to you. First off, obviously you got the
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notice on which I love and anyone listening after the Super
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Bowl, maybe, maybe figure it out.
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But either way, we are doing a all time fantasy football draft
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with baseball players, so we have a roster we got to fill out
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fantasy style. We're going a little different.
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We're getting a little weird. We're going QB 2 running backs,
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2 receivers, tight end, flex 1 defensive player.
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Clarify for the. Clarify that for us, not like.
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A. What do you mean clarify?
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Like not a team which is a player.
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No, no, no. Like the position, like you're
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not talking about this. You can.
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Do whatever position you want. If you want to do like if you
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can, if you can have logic attached to a safety, defensive
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back or corner or linebacker or defensive end, like whatever, do
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whatever you want. Just have some logic attached to
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it. I'll show you work.
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We got to show your work on on some of this stuff and then
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around it out. We're going to have a kicker and
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a head coach, which could be kind of fun.
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OK. I'm glad you brought that up
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because I almost forgot to ask you about it.
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What is our approach there? Are we like, are we talking, are
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are we pulling from head coaches of these teams?
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Are we, are we just making a player, a head coach?
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We're pulling a coach from a manager from these teams.
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It's got to be a manager from the SO and this is all time so
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you can go back in as much as you want.
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And the fun little twist about this, this is put away.
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No telephonos, no research off the cuff through the brain
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archives to put a name out there in a filler roster out.
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So if you're with us, hop in the chat.
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Don't help us. Maybe throw some names at at us
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that you would want to use. But I'll be honest, Kyle might
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need your help. I think I may need some help
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with the managers because my my recall when it comes to managers
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is not great. I'll just go ahead and be.
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Honest, I feel like, I mean, it's only 1, you know what I
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mean? It's only one.
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You don't. You can save that for a team
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that you maybe feel confident in.
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But yeah. All right, so while I rearrange
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my board here, I I do need to while I'm going vertical.
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I don't know why I've been making this horizontal because
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it just takes up so much space at my desk here.
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So I'm going to go ahead and flip this around like an sure do
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I see. My structure here.
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This is what I got. What do you got that's nice?
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All right. Well, I'm glad you're showing me
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that because you may, I don't know if this matters to you, but
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you may be right here. You may want to put yourself on
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the left side because you're going first because.
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Did I? Well, I came on.
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A little controversy, controversy.
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You won the last draft, which I think is I think there's some
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sort of conspiracy going on because my team blew your team
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out of the water. I don't know.
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I mean, I think I did OK. I think no such thing happened.
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There's a clear win for me, but I checked the polls.
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You for some reason won. Apparently there was some
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people, there was some outrage over the draft structure.
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They, the people were clamoring for support for you because they
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felt you got shafted because we couldn't identify the structure
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of the draft, IE snake draft or or not.
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And you know, that's on both of us because it is not both of us.
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Neither I just. Feel like I got banged on the
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1st pick. That's where I felt I got back
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because you were like, are you taking Jeter first at Cow 1st?
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And I was like, well if we're going to do it that way and I'm
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getting both, I'm going to put Jeter first.
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And then I was stuck with Jeter. And then you swooped cow that.
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Well, that was another that was another angle that people took
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with that laugh with that last draft.
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They said we're going to we're going to vote Nate here anyway,
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But he he, he screwed himself going going Jeter first over our
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first. Right, but that's when I had
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them both, so I was like of obviously like if I if it's for
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my team and I'm keeping them both, I'm going to go Jeter
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first, not thinking that it would be up for grabs after I
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released them. See what I mean After we
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designated the rules. This is nice, though.
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This feels good back in the one spot, but it all comes down to
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the randomizer, you know what I mean?
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Like if we get we're going to we're going to throw all 30
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teams in the randomizer. For those wondering any newer
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franchises like, you know, the Nationals, we can obviously go
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back to the Expos days and you know, kind of do some of that
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stuff with it. But if we get hit with the Rays,
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things might get difficult. Marlins obviously can be Miami
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or Florida. So any of that like prior
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expansion stuff is is totally fine.
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I'm going to keep it 100 with you who who coached the Rays
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before Kevin Cash. It's been so long, I feel like
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at this point who you got me, I'm drawing a blank.
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So I'm going to go ahead and save the head coach spot for
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somebody else. OK, So you explained the the the
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Joe Madden. Thank you, Murray.
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And Joe Madden. How did I?
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That's embarrassing. Actually.
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That's bad. You.
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That's you. Both.
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That's bad. That's both.
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That's OK. That's bad.
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That is bad. To be fair, to be fair, Joe
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Madden kind of got like weirdly blackballed.
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He got raced out of town. It was weird.
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Not blackballed, but just baseball jail.
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I don't. Know I?
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Either way, I'm still embarrassed by this.
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Let's move on. Let's move on.
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Let's forget that didn't happen. That that just goes to show you,
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though, how long Kevin Cash, I feel like has been at the helm
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anyway. OK, so you explained it as I was
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getting notes. You explained the the, the wheel
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here, the randomizer we're picking, it's a randomizer for
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all 30 teams. Whichever team it lands on, you
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select a player from that franchise and you can slot him
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in any position you choose all time, correct?
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Is that what we're doing all? Time and that player obviously
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just had to have some time with that team.
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I like it. All right, all right, Well, I
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guess Nate's got the 1st pick. And before we get going here,
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are we doing are, are we doing the snake draft here?
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Because there was there again, there was what?
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Are the people clamoring for? Well, they said that a snake.
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Jack, I like this. I, I think we do what we did the
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what we did the numbers or the states, It's every time we spin,
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we alternate who starts. So if you do a spin here, I
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start 'cause I got first, next spin, you start like I, I think
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that's the move. I think it's just got weird
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because we didn't have necessarily the the randomizer
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active last time. That's fair, you know, You know
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all right. Let's let us begin then.
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All right. First pick, Lettuce, tomato,
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first pick. Come on, give me something good
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is. The don't hit me.
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With like the A's or. Something Marlins.
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It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
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That's such a rough start. Who do we have for the Marlins?
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And just be clear this. I already know what you're Let's
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go. I already.
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Know what you're going with. You do.
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Yes, who doesn't know who you're going with at this point, but.
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Before you a little surprise. You're not.
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Before you get to that point, though, let's just reiterate.
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I I think it goes without saying, but the player could
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have played for this team at any point in time.
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Yeah, Correct. Yeah, No, no minimum length
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requirement. No, like it's got to play for
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five seasons or it has to be his primary team.
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Just has had played on that team for any length of time.
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OK, I had a fun idea that I'll share afterwards, but I can't
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let you have this guy. So I'm I'm I'm grabbing
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Giancarlo Stanton for my tight end.
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Of course. Yep, I I figured as much.
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And I'll tell you the fun name after you pick.
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Unless you pick him. But I was creative with this
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give. Me.
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You researching over there guy? I need eye contact.
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Good. I'm literally I'm, I'm, I'm
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looking at a position that I, I feel like I want to go with.
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I hope that I'm not. I hope I'm not missing anybody
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here. Let's go.
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Oh, am I costing myself the draft on the 1st pick here?
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I hope not. Give me, give me Gary Sheffield
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as my defensive player. OK, what's the logic there?
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What are you? What are you putting them?
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At I just don't want to piss off Gary Sheffield, you know, like,
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it seems like a pretty self-explanatory pick, but I, I
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mean. Out of curiosity, like what?
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What defensive position would you give him?
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He seems like a like a linebacker to me.
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That's that's that's where my head.
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First, he's a little shorter. Maybe his safety.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously you're not
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putting him on the line. But when, when you took, when
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Stanton came off the board, that's I, I was like, OK, who's
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who's next in line on my on my mental Sheffield.
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He ran through my head a little bit.
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Can I tell you my phone name now that this is locked in?
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You got it because it's written in permanent marker.
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Before you do that, I don't know if this will impact anything at
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all, but should we land on the Marlins again?
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Are we doing, are we doing repeats?
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We don't, we don't have, we can mix.
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It up. No repeats, no repeats, no
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repeats. Juan Pierre as a receiver.
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All right, check this out in the chat before we even said that,
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Murray. Murray.
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Said Juan Pierre. 'S that was my first thought and
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I was, I don't know why my name went to him right away.
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And then I was like, wait, I have to do Stanton.
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I can't let you have Stanton. So yeah, believe.
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It or not, I was going with Stanton like I yeah, I know, I
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know who he plays for now, but I that was a that was a.
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That's an obvious slam dunk tight end, yeah.
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That was a slam dunk. Yeah.
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All right, Next up. I don't have the chat open by
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the way, Murray, so I got full screen our beautiful faces.
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I'm not looking at chat you're you're more of a chat guy, so.
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I can see you. I can see our chat and I can see
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the team. Next up, we've got the Mariners.
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Oh boy, I. Mean there's a lot to work with
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here. Give me.
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This is almost too, too good to be true of a team.
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Like I feel like there's too much to work with.
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Yeah. And I want to make sure that I
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get the best fit of the options that we're working with here.
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Because otherwise I've been I've been handed, I've been handed a
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great team to choose from. And if I don't, if I don't
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select the right position, then I might as well just throw it
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away. Let's put.
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What you got, guy? Go on, Let's.
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Put I'm just going to, I'm going to put let's go Ichiro at
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receiver. Cool, cool.
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I'll take Griffey at receiver. Yeah, that's what I was going
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with. Those are the two names.
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Those are yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, who's
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got better hands? And I, you know, I just see.
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In my mind, I get it. I get it.
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In my mind, I'm just like, I feel like Griffey's taller and
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can take hits, right? But and he's going over the wall
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all the time. He's crashing the wall all the
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time. Well, here's my logic.
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I'm, I'm thinking, OK, well, maybe I slot in each row
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receiver. And like I know he's on the
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smaller end, but like slot receivers, yeah, give me like a
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Wes Welker type. But then I'm like sure.
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My tough thing is that I feel, I feel like I don't think Ghidro
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could take a hit personally. That's what I'm saying.
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How many Japanese slot receivers are in the NFL right now?
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But I if you had you have gone Griffey, I would have gone
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Ichiro, I think. A rod even crossed my mind just
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as like just because of this. Nothing other than the size, but
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I'm like. What is he, 6364?
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Yeah, it's fair. That man couldn't take a hit
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either. He's he's.
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Probably not. Probably not.
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Probably. Although he's very, that's very
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QB type, you know what I'm saying?
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Shoot. Did we miss our?
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Did we miss the boat there? Possibly, yeah.
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I'm just trying to get some trend setters on my team.
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Just some some table setters I mean.
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All right, so you went Griffey at receiver?
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Yeah. I'm up first.
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False. Yeah, you just went.
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I went first and then you went first, so.
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Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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You're right. Right.
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OK. All right.
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So you've got Griffey and Stanton.
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I've got Itro and Sheffield. All right, let's see.
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Spin it. We've got the Orioles are Next
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up. Oh.
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Shout out for the the research in the chat.
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A rod was a key in high school. That's very that you can.
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That's like, I'm sure some of these guys just kind of bring
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that up out of you, you know, the Orioles.
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Speaking of which. As I as I don't need to explain
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my train of thought to get here. It'd take too long, but it
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reminded me, I've been meaning to mention in the last couple
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drafts that we've done. We need at the end, we need to
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open it up to trades if we want like we haven't done that.
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Like I feel like that'd. Be an added twist like I like.
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That get to I. Mean, I guess we could do trades
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in between or like during, but if you also just want to wait to
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the end, we can do that too. But I would definitely want to
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make trades at least an option because we I don't think in any
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draft we've ever done. That's very fair.
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That we've done that. That's very.
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Fair I'm. Going to write a reminder here
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at the bottom. The Orioles think I already know
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who I'm going with here. Oh man, that would have been in.
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I just thought of somebody, but you still, you still have this
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slot open, so I can't say anything.
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Get careful with saying anything because flex is allows you to do
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a lot. I know the answer and you know
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the answer, but for the sake of clarity, for the sake of
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transparency and so that the the folks listening at home who
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maybe don't do fantasy football or any sort of roster structure
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like this do Flex is strictly offensive, correct?
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Like we can't utilize that as a second defensive position,
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correct? OK.
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All right. The Orioles, who you take and
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obviously can't. Be can't be another quarterback,
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obviously. Correct.
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Oh. Boy, I'm kind of struggling
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here. I'm going to be honest with you
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because I kind of want to. Some some suggestions by the way
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for for future picks, shout should they arise.
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I don't hate that. I don't hate that play.
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And this isn't cheating like if if folks are contributing
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options, I mean we're a name like Bobby Witt is not going to
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go unconsidered the. Orioles The Orioles The Orioles
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I. Don't know why this is taking
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you so long, I've already got like 3 picks lined up.
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I'm going to go Adam Jones, receiver that all right.
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I don't feel great about it. All right, Adam Jones, receiver,
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I'm going to put I mean, look, if people knew ball, I would go
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with this pick, but nobody's going to appreciate it.
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So I'm not even going to I'm not even going to entertain it, But
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I'm going to take an easier pick here and I I hope I don't
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regret. Oh, oh, something just came to
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mind. I'm bro, I'm just going to go
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ahead and knock this out right now.
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Give me yeah, yeah, give me Earl Weaver as my head coach.
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Solid, solid that I got to. I got to continue to remind
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myself the head coach has to be considered.
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That was, oh man, that was a late pull.
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That's a late. Pull.
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That's a good. That's odd.
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We're not at all. So we're not doing repeat.
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So I'll tell you what I was thinking.
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I was thinking Gunner at QB. 'Cause it's like.
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That crossed my mind. That's a safe pick.
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But then just as I was about to pull the trigger, I was
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thinking. Jackson Holiday running back,
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maybe? That dude would not make it to
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the end of the end of an NFL season.
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I don't think so. Either, but yeah, that's a good,
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that's solid. Good for you.
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I got to keep head coach in the back of my head.
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Just as like a fall. Back.
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Jackson Holiday, should he? I hate that I filled it up with
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Adam Jones, but I mean, he could get you could there could be
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worse picks. If Jackson Holiday would have
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been slotted in at running back, the dude would have been
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evaporated off the face of the earth.
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More so than Ichiro receiver, 160 LB Receiver, if that
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somebody in. The chat let me know I've got
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some meat on my team, though. I've got some height and meat.
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That's fair. We're not allowed to research.
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Somebody in the chat let me research.
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Tell me how? What?
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Soaking wet. How much Ichiro weighs.
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Yeah, I'm curious, actually. Give me the height and weight
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for Ichiro. I'm curious.
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I'm going to say 511. 15515. 5 All right, first pick for me.
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I've got Give me the Giants. Oh.
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OK. Oh, the Giants.
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Give me. It's going to take some time
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here. Yeah, the Giants.
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The Giants? Who?
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Who would I go with? Or the Giants?
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Man, you got a name? I got a couple.
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I got a couple. Giants.
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Oh boy, this one's tough. Who in the world this is?
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Hard without research, by the way.
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I mean, there's just there's just like a nobody that comes to
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mind that fits a football mold. The Giants.
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I mean, I am racking my brain right now.
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I mean, I'm not, I don't feel wild about this pick, but.
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Give me, give me. I'm just going to have to do it
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because I'm otherwise I'm going to sit here all day.
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Give me Willie Mays at receiver. No.
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Give me Willie Mays at Flex, OK? That's tough.
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I would have gone Willie Mays, too, I think.
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Willie. Mays has been on every team that
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I've had. I know.
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That has been. Open to choosing, I was.
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I was going to throw him as I was going to throw him in as a
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running back. I mean the catch.
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I know like, he could do everything, though.
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I think he's probably the most athletic baseball player ever,
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and running backs got to catch a little bit too, so.
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True. All right then give me give me
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Bruce Bocci as. A head coach, good pick.
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Yeah, I think, 'cause I already had my head coach, I wasn't even
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thinking about managers, but yeah, thought of even thought
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about that for a second. That would have been a good
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pick. Very good.
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I like. It all right checking in.
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Checking in, Nate's got at receiver, he's got Ken Griffey,
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junior and Adam Jones. At tight end, he's got Giancarlo
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Stanton and as his head coach he has Bruce Bocci.
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At receiver, I've got Ichiro Flex, I've got Willie Mays.
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My defensive position is Gary Sheffield and my head coach is
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Earl Weaver. This is good.
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So far this is. Good.
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Yeah, I think we're making the most of of the teams we've
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gotten so far. Yeah, I think.
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There's logic behind our selections, yeah.
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And like, the reality of it is you're not going to just pick
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every franchise's best player necessarily.
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You have to you have to make your picks based on based on
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football crossover here. All right, next team is the
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Guardians. And we can obviously tap into
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the Indians side of things as well.
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Should should you you choose that?
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This is a tough one. Oh, I mean, this whole no
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research rule. It's tough.
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Pisses me off. It's tough.
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But I like it. I just need to have a an idea.
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All right, well, I mean, I guess he could pop up, but I'm just
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going to bank on it not happening.
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So forgive me if it does, but I saw some folks in the chat
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calling for Barry Bonds to be a pick for the Giants.
27:36
Where would you have slotted Barry Bonds?
27:39
I like early Barry Bonds but like pirate days Barry Bonds.
27:46
Maybe which is why receiver, yeah, I mean, I was hesitant
27:49
4040. Guy, but like, yeah, as a giant
27:53
leads to like, I don't I know it doesn't necessarily have to be
27:56
utilized as that timing right, but like, yeah, yeah, I don't
28:01
know, like he was he didn't run well as a giant.
28:05
I mean he still ran OK but like yeah DV is not bad.
28:22
All right, I think I'm going to get a little weird here.
28:33
I'm thinking more Indians than Guardians, correct?
28:39
And there's two names that I'm going back and forth on.
28:48
I'm crazy even question this, but again, no research.
28:51
Sometimes it gets in your head a little bit.
29:02
Oh man, I. Think I'm going to go give me
29:10
Grady Sizemore as a cornerback for my defensive player.
29:17
All right. Nate goes with Grady Sizemore
29:27
for his defensive slot. I mean, just so we're clear, I I
29:34
I don't want there to be any question about this.
29:37
If Gary Sheffield and Grady Sizemore showed up to a football
29:40
tryout for a defensive position, I'm just going to go ahead and
29:44
say that Gary Sheffield is getting the the spot on the
29:47
team. That's fine.
29:48
He. Could be a safety, but I I would
29:51
promise you Grady Sizemore has some football on his background.
29:56
I would. I would highly, highly bet he
29:58
did. Anybody in the chat know if
30:00
Grady Sizemore played football? I'd be curious to know.
30:04
You have to. You have to imagine Gary
30:05
Sheffield the way he. Runs I know, but the way the way
30:10
a man ran down balls in centre. I mean, I'll give it to his.
30:14
I mean his. Career was shut, was cut short
30:18
because of that, you know what I mean?
30:20
A lot of injuries, taking some hits.
30:24
All right. I think he's tough.
30:27
All right, you know this, this is my second if you know ball
30:32
type pick where if people actually know ball, they're
30:35
going to appreciate this, but it's it's probably not going to
30:38
be appreciated by the by the majorities.
30:40
But you know what? I'm not trying to appeal to the
30:41
majority here. I'm trying to appeal to the
30:43
people that know ball. And if that cost me a win in
30:46
this draft, so be it. But give me, give me Albert Bell
30:52
as a running back. That's.
30:54
So good. Give me Albert.
30:55
Bell because of that one. That's all.
30:58
Look up the Albert Bell play. That's look up the.
31:03
Albert Bell Play and you'll know why I'm picking him as running
31:06
back. Solid, solid, solid.
31:09
Could have probably slotted him in a few different places.
31:12
That's probably could have been a linebacker as well.
31:14
Could have been a. Linebacker, but even.
31:16
Better you wouldn't hear my other name.
31:17
What you got? I was, I was thinking Jim Tommy
31:19
as a defensive tackle. OK.
31:23
I was thinking maybe slotting him in as like a very unathletic
31:27
tight end, which I mean, I know tight.
31:29
End kind of there, but yeah, yeah, that's fair.
31:33
That's fair. All right.
31:35
Do I got first pick you got? 1st pick.
31:39
All right. Also, Kenny Lofton ran through
31:44
my head. Lacking a little, a little
31:47
little meat and bones. I know that's.
31:49
Where I went, I thought Grady was a little thicker.
31:53
That's fair. Give me and.
31:55
There's never any white cornerbacks in the league, so I
31:58
was like, let's show some love. There you go.
32:04
We got the Phillies up next. Oh.
32:07
Boy, lots of work with here, all right.
32:09
All right, the Phillies, the Phillies, the Phillies, the
32:25
Phillies. Who am I pulling from the
32:34
Phillies? Oh boy, maybe not.
32:46
That much to work with? I mean, they've been around
32:50
forever. I know the.
32:55
Phillies. Connie Mack would have been a
32:57
good head coach. Oh, technically it's the
33:01
Philadelphia A's, but I don't know how you want to look at
33:04
that. I feel like that'd have to be
33:09
A's, right? Probably.
33:12
OK, I see. I'm not.
33:16
I'm not wild about this, Not wild about this.
33:28
Give me any help in the chat for the Phillies dude.
33:41
Yeah, I'm needing a little help. Can we use like a lifeline?
33:45
Can we call it? Can we call the the chat some
33:50
help for the Phillies? Who as I'm.
33:55
As I'm thinking to buy myself some time here, Nate's got
33:58
Griffey at receiver, Adam Jones at receiver, Stanton at tight
34:01
end, Grady Sizemore for his defense, Bruce Bocchi as his
34:05
head coach. I've got Albert Bell at running
34:08
back, Ichiro at receiver, Willie Mays and my flex, Gary
34:15
Sheffield. That's my defensive back.
34:17
And Earl Weaver is my head coach.
34:21
I mean, I know I'm biased, but I mean, Earl Weaver is a head
34:24
coach. I've that's Bruce.
34:27
Bochy that's got. Earl Weaver, though, I got.
34:29
That's got to take the cake. I.
34:31
Don't know Bruce. She's got some rings.
34:34
Dogs. That's fair.
34:36
OK. Forward to be.
34:38
Exact I believe. That didn't help me at all.
34:41
I didn't buy myself any time. I can't.
34:43
I still can't think of anybody. The.
34:47
Phillies, I might have to like, punt on this, no pun intended,
34:51
but actually, no, you know what pun intended, dude?
35:06
Oh, who was oh? Was he a Philly?
35:13
Who was that? Damn, I don't.
35:16
Think he was who was? That guy, oh man, that would
35:28
have been a great pick. That would have been a one of
35:31
those, if you know, ball type situations.
35:33
That would have been such a perfect fit.
35:35
But I've already got the slot filled and so do you, so I'm not
35:41
giving you any hints there. You're saying I don't have it
35:45
filled? I'm sorry, did I say that?
35:47
I just you do have the spot filled, so tell me.
35:52
If we both have the spot. Freaking oh, Aaron Rowand.
35:59
Yes. Would have been a great deal.
36:06
Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, right.
36:09
He would. That was the bloody nose.
36:11
That was the bloody nose play. Yeah, that's a good pick.
36:15
I like that. Obviously not.
36:16
You're not picking him, but that's a good idea.
36:20
Unless I just gave you that for another slot on your team, no.
36:23
No, I wouldn't burn it on then. I'm kicking.
36:25
No offense to Aaron Rowan, but true, true.
36:27
I don't think that gets me votes, you know?
36:31
Dude, I, I'm kind of at a I got nothing, man.
36:42
I mean, I dude, how are we going to pick a
36:56
kicker? I know that we were, like,
36:57
joking about that before we hopped on.
36:59
Like, yeah. But I thought it.
37:00
Would just be funny just to throw it into the mix and try to
37:02
hear somebody hear one of us try to justify putting a guy to
37:05
kicker. But like, yeah.
37:06
On what grounds? Yeah.
37:09
That's I don't know. Give me.
37:22
Dude, I don't know, I'm almost about to defer the pic to you.
37:27
That's kind of how I felt about the Guardian.
37:28
See if you can jog. My memory here, I'm jealous of
37:32
the Albert. Bell pull going to be honest,
37:35
it's a great pull that's going to make.
37:36
A great social clip. I'm going to add a great.
37:38
Pull. I'm going to.
37:39
Slap that together here. OK, give me.
37:50
Give me. Golly dude, give me.
37:56
Cassianos a tight end. All right, shoot, I haven't been
38:06
keeping track of order here, so I went.
38:08
Ichiro, are you keeping track of my picks?
38:10
Yeah, order. Everything I went, but I think I
38:13
can remember it, I went. Ichiro one I think.
38:18
Sheffield 2, Weaver 3, Maze 4. I'm like.
38:29
Holding out for like, I'm holding out positions for like
38:33
certain teams, you know? Yeah, but you may not.
38:35
Get them but the. Teams may not show up, which is
38:38
rough, All right. I mean, I guess if if you know
38:46
ball. I know ball it's about it's
38:50
whether the people I don't. I don't it's I'm trying to make
38:53
a connection here. I don't, I don't know if
38:55
there's. I don't know if you can do
38:57
enough to make a connection for a kicker.
39:00
So I'm going to get weird and just say Chase Ugly has a
39:04
powerful leg. Yeah.
39:07
Sure, as my kicker. Sure.
39:09
What do you think? Why?
39:13
Because he spikes people? Yeah, that's terrible.
39:20
I told you that it's a stretch, man.
39:22
It's a stretch, but that's what we're doing.
39:25
That's terrible. So you're going Chase Utley at
39:29
kicker? For what it's worth, I just went
39:32
Bryson Stott at kicker because I'm like a guy.
39:34
Just seems like a natural born kicker probably.
39:37
Probably, yeah. Shout out to.
39:41
Female Kansas City Royals fan from Nebraska in the chat for
39:44
the research here. Darren Urstadt was the punter on
39:47
a national championship football team, but won a World Series in
39:50
MLB and he only played professionally.
39:52
So if we get the Angels, I know who my kicker is.
39:54
Yeah, there you go. Exactly.
39:55
How about that? That's a good fall back, all
39:59
right. What?
40:00
A what? A research pull right there, I
40:02
mean. How, how somebody would know
40:04
that like I mean, maybe if you follow the, the team that he
40:07
played for. Sure, but other than that,
40:10
that's a great pull. All right, buddy, spin that
40:12
wheel. Who's got?
40:13
First, here you do you. No, I do.
40:16
You do? Yeah.
40:17
I want Casianos all right. Next team up is the I.
40:22
Mean. What is classify?
40:26
Something good? What is it I?
40:28
Can't. I can't reveal that the Dodgers.
40:53
There's a lot to work with here. Oh boy, oh boy.
41:01
I could have. I could have real.
41:03
I could have some fun. Oh, shout out in the chat female
41:08
Kansas City Royals fans from Nebraska she said.
41:09
Oh, it's not research. I'm from Nebraska and I was
41:12
alive when he played for them. How about that?
41:14
Look at the. Just look at the recall.
41:16
Just also. Shout out Nebraska, Shout out
41:19
Nebraska. We never give love to.
41:20
Nebraska on here because Nebraska doesn't.
41:23
Get any love anywhere there's no.
41:24
Opportunity for Nebraska to get any love.
41:26
So shout out, Nebraska. Let's take a.
41:28
Trip to Nebraska this year? Let's do.
41:30
It Let's go to Omaha, buddy. Let's catch some.
41:33
There you go, let's catch a Storm Chasers game.
41:35
How about that? I like that, although wouldn't
41:37
that be? During her not hurricane season,
41:40
tornado season. Hey, look what's.
41:42
What's visiting Nebraska if you're not going to take it in
41:44
I. Mean take the risk if you're
41:46
going to. Go, I mean, I, I, I can't
41:50
overthink this. I got to take the most athletic
41:53
Dodger of all time and give me Jackie Robinson at running back.
42:04
4 sport athlete at UCLA all day that's.
42:07
Fine, that's fine. What were his four sports again?
42:10
Baseball. Baseball.
42:12
Track, football, basketball, I believe basketball was in there.
42:15
Track that's. The one I was track was.
42:17
For sure in there. I think basketball was in there,
42:20
you're right. It was either 3 or 4 sports, but
42:22
I think it I think it was four. I thought it was. 4.
42:27
I think anyone. Could see him being a running
42:29
back though. That guy's shifty.
42:31
Yeah, but I'm shifty, shifty. All right, here's the deal.
42:36
I, there's two guys that I'm going to go with or I'm choosing
42:40
between and I could, I could really lean I.
42:44
I know one. I absolutely know 1 sure.
42:47
Sure. I think everybody who knows
42:49
ball, everybody that has a pulse knows who?
42:52
The clips, Yeah, the clips. Go ahead.
42:56
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, the clips.
42:58
Yep, Yep, Yep. The clips.
43:00
Seen the clips. But I could, I could really turn
43:03
this draft on its head and really, really go with the pick.
43:08
That actually makes sense. OK.
43:11
I would, I would, but there's so.
43:13
Much talent to pull from here with the Dodgers that I'm like.
43:19
Yeah. I don't.
43:24
Trying to think what you're thinking.
43:28
I mean, I can for sure think of one.
43:31
I mean, you could think of a bunch with this team, but.
43:35
I feel like I got to do this because it just, it just makes
43:41
sense. And like there's other athletes
43:43
of around the league that we'll hopefully get to, but like this
43:47
one, I feel like I just got to do.
43:50
I feel like I got to do it. And for the same reason you're
43:54
going chase out Lee for kicker, give me Manny Machado at.
43:59
Kicker. There's so many other names to
44:06
do I know. But I said what other?
44:09
I mean, think of how many other teams that's so.
44:12
Good. I think.
44:14
Look, now that kicker is done, I was really holding out for the
44:17
Reds or or the Yankees to get Paul O'Neill.
44:20
Great. I was waiting.
44:22
I was like, but if you get the Yankees, you can't go.
44:26
Paul O'Neill Which is why it would have been the Reds.
44:29
It's the same situation for the Dodgers.
44:31
I get like one of the most historic franchises in baseball
44:34
and I'm going with a guy who just spiked people.
44:38
Can we talk about like, what was the, what were their names?
44:42
Well, I'm in Mookie, but I was Mookie at receiver was my, well,
44:45
I was possibly considering it running back, but I probably
44:48
would have gone receiver there. But I'm just thinking, you know,
44:51
there's other athletes I can choose from.
44:53
Yeah, but yeah, I mean. That's good.
44:58
Good for you guys. That adds up.
45:01
That absolutely adds up. And your reaction.
45:04
When I said Manny Machado tells me all I need to know, that
45:06
tells me that confirms to me that that was a great pick.
45:10
So that makes that that that makes me feel validated with
45:13
that pick. It's a good pick.
45:14
All right, so I got first pick here.
45:17
The next team, I'm going to laugh.
45:20
It's the Reds. That's going to be funny.
45:22
It's the. Nationals slash Expos slash
45:27
Expos slash Senators slash senators.
45:35
If you if you're that guy. Oh man, that'd be a great.
45:46
Nobody's going to appreciate that pick though.
45:53
I got to stop running my mouth out loud.
45:55
I feel like I'm you're somehow tracking with what I'm saying
45:58
based on these, based on this thinking out loud that I'm not.
46:02
Not at the moment. Not at the moment.
46:10
These are. I'm going to.
46:11
I'm going to be honest, we're not getting great pull like the
46:15
Guardians. The.
46:19
Nats. What is this one?
46:30
Nats. OK, so I've got 3.
46:35
We've each got three spots left. Nate needs a QBA running back
46:40
and a flex. I need a QBA running back and a
46:42
receiver. I actually love that.
46:43
I set myself up for that. I took care of my.
46:47
I basically have the same flex. We basically have the same line
46:52
up. Yeah, yeah.
46:52
That's. True like same.
46:53
Availability I mean. Man, the Nats, yeah, that's
46:59
tough. I mean, I know they've been
47:01
tough. I know, I know we can tap into
47:03
like the the the previous versions of the franchise, but
47:06
this just this just doesn't feel like there's a lot to pull from.
47:11
Yeah, give me. I might have a crazy pull.
47:29
I might have a crazy pull. Yeah, let me see if I can keep.
47:36
Thinking though, give me oh wow, wow in the chat.
47:43
This is a fantastic no. No, no, no, that's a.
47:48
Fantastic question. Does Brady count?
47:50
I was thinking how? Does I was thinking about it,
47:52
how does Brady not count? Tell me why Brady is.
47:55
Drafted, I understand, but like no, like A.J.
47:59
Brown, who's playing this afternoon, got drafted.
48:02
We were drafted by, I don't know.
48:09
See, now that was another. That was going to be another
48:12
version of this draft that I was considering before we decided on
48:15
this final version. But it was going to be guys who
48:20
I was going to have it be guys who.
48:23
I think these guys have to have big league time.
48:25
That's why Brady doesn't count. In my mind, sure.
48:28
My but it was going to be. Originally my thought was to
48:30
pick guys who played football but were drafted by a Major
48:38
League team. So in that situation Brady would
48:41
have counted for sure. John.
48:44
Elway, John. Elway was another one, you know,
48:46
some of the more recent ones, Kyler Murray, so on and so
48:49
forth. But yeah, that would have been
48:51
that would have been another variation that.
48:53
It would have been tough. It would have been real tough I.
48:57
Don't think you could have randomized.
49:00
It that's what I mean, Like we would have had to just go
49:02
straight up draft just yeah, straight.
49:04
Up draft pull from the list. I mean, the the talent was real.
49:06
I looked at the complete list or just about the complete list,
49:11
but the the the pickings were a little more slim in that in that
49:15
regard. But OK, so Brady doesn't count.
49:18
Who was it that was Russell Wilson would have been decent.
49:23
Who is the? I can't.
49:29
I'm not going to name names. We're not done yet.
49:33
Boy, then dude, this one I'm this is tough.
49:39
I hate going first. I really hate going first.
49:41
I'm just going to be honest, unless you got a.
49:44
Studly Studly option which the Nats are not Nats.
49:49
Are far from studly. Give me this is incredible.
49:55
We're going on almost an hour with this draft.
49:58
Yeah, we got to. Go, we're well going to surpass
50:00
an hour because we still have to take into account trades.
50:03
Should we get to that point? Should we?
50:08
The dude, I've got nothing. The Nationals, the Nationals,
50:21
The Nationals The Nationals in the chat I'm I'm seeing the QB
50:31
from the Dolphins. Did Tua get drafted?
50:34
I. Don't know, assuming that's.
50:38
The QB that's that's being referenced, I have.
50:41
No idea. Dude, are you going to go with
50:48
your crazy poll that you you mentioned?
50:50
Is that what you're probably? Probably.
50:53
I don't really have anything else that's sticking.
51:05
I mean, I have one other idea, but I'd rather not burn this
51:07
position on that name. I this is give me this just
51:29
seems like the most natural fit, all things considered.
51:35
Give me Ryan Zimmerman at quarterback.
51:38
Cool, cool. I mean that you want to talk
51:43
about a guy that could sling it. I'm not doing this, but I was
51:50
thinking Vladdy, Papa Vladdy as a quarterback cannon.
51:56
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
51:57
It just didn't seem, Yeah, I just didn't feel it.
51:59
I I was. Trying I that was the name that
52:01
came to mind for sure. But I was like, could I slot him
52:03
elsewhere? I was thinking new year
52:05
receiver. I I would have put it maybe like
52:06
tight end if that was still open for me.
52:09
My crazy pull is he's a tough guy and he's small and speedy
52:15
and I, I feel like my offense needs some speed right now.
52:18
So in my flex, give me Niger Morgan.
52:21
Wow. Talk about a poll.
52:26
Talk. And talk about some attitude,
52:28
you know what I'm saying? That guy is down to throw down.
52:31
So what's? Annoying is objectively I I'm
52:36
just going to go ahead and call a spade a spade here.
52:39
That is one of I would argue one of your like lesser picks on
52:45
your team, but I. Spot on there's going to be.
52:48
People in the on the pole be like, yo, Nate was such a clutch
52:52
pick with Nigel Morgan like that.
52:53
That pick single handedly wins in the draft and I'm sitting
52:56
here over I'm I've got Manny Machado as my kicker, which
52:59
hands down should win the draft, but come on Chase Utley.
53:02
As a kicker ain't bad. How many times has Manny Machado
53:08
used his leg for purposes outside of baseball in his
53:11
career? He didn't break someone's.
53:13
Leg, you know what I mean? Dude, you.
53:16
Oh dude, you know who would have been a great pick for a kicker?
53:21
Whose team we've already passed? Whose team I pulled my kicker
53:25
from? Tell me Yasiel Puig wouldn't
53:29
have been a great pick for kicker.
53:31
Yasiel Puig would have been good for a running back too.
53:35
That guy was strong. Puig would have been a really
53:40
good pick. That's that's shame on us, but
53:43
I'm OK with Jackie Robinson. Nothing wrong with that.
53:47
No. Well, I'm saying for me, if I
53:50
need, if I still needed a kicker and Machado hadn't come to my
53:52
Machado is the pick of the draft.
53:54
Go ahead and say what you want. I'm sticking by that.
53:57
Who's always? Got to sell your team.
53:58
I don't have to sell my team. You're over here.
54:01
You're over here picking Niger Morgan.
54:03
I mean, what are we doing? I mean.
54:05
That's tell me that's crazy. That guy throws down.
54:08
He's super fast. Refresh.
54:14
Refresh me here Niger Morgan throwing down.
54:17
You got a. Brawl Why am I?
54:20
Thinking of somebody else, he was punches.
54:22
Didn't he, didn't he throw punches?
54:26
I feel like you're right, but I'm just, I'm, I feel like
54:29
Nigel. Morgan I we can't research.
54:31
I feel like Nigel Morgan, we can look it up.
54:32
I feel like Nigel Morgan got into fights.
54:35
That's why I'm saying that like he had the attitude for it.
54:37
But was it? That I think that was when he
54:39
was with the Brewers, right? I mean, not the matter it no,
54:42
no, it doesn't matter. But I'm saying I think that's I
54:44
think that's where I was like struggling.
54:46
I'm probably nationals. I don't even.
54:48
Know I don't even know what other teams he played for.
54:50
I just briefly remember him as it that's an AT wasn't he a
54:54
national? I hope he's a national.
54:57
That's a great. I mean that's a great point if
55:00
like chat real quick. If you can help us out.
55:02
Otherwise I have to re pick. I feel like he was a national.
55:07
I'm like 99% sure he was a national.
55:09
That's. Yeah, I'll OK.
55:11
I'll allow it confirm that Niger Morgan's a national go ahead
55:15
real quick. Go ahead.
55:16
Just type in Niger Morgan. Was it N?
55:19
YJER yeah. Niger Morgan Nationals, OH.
55:24
Yeah, first picture. Look at the attitude, look at
55:28
the face. Hey.
55:29
Hey, hey, we don't need no stop trying to sell.
55:31
Stop trying to sell. He was also an Indian and a
55:36
Brewer. OK.
55:37
We we've confirmed he was a national Put the phone away.
55:40
Put the phone away. What I'm?
55:42
I love that pull. You sold Manny.
55:46
Machado, so much. Get out of here, you laughed.
55:48
When I said I was going with Manny Machado for my kicker,
55:51
which tells me all I needed to know, you think that's a great
55:53
pick and I'm sure the people that are voting, I would hope
55:55
that the people who are voting would agree with the same well.
55:58
They ain't voting for a kicker. Whatever.
56:02
I mean, that's him. That's the pick of the draft
56:05
outside of Albert Bell. Albert Bell is the pick of the
56:07
draft. Albert Bell.
56:08
Is a great pick, I'll give you that.
56:10
Thank you. For those who know, Ball.
56:12
For. For those who know Ball, the 1st
56:14
pick for Nate, correct? Yeah, is well, not the first
56:19
pick, but choosing first here for this.
56:22
Franchise running back is. The New York Yankees.
56:29
That sucks. Have fun.
56:31
With that. That sucks that I just burned
56:33
Flex because if I had Stanton and Judge this would have been
56:36
over. I hate to agree with you, but I
56:39
feel like you're probably kind of right.
56:41
Yeah, they. Would they would have won it and
56:45
I can't use Paul and Neil on this by kicker now was he a.
56:47
Tight end at Fresno State. Yeah, I need a quarterback.
56:56
Did he play for you? You may not know this was did he
56:59
stay at Fresno State for four years or no?
57:02
Did he leave after his junior year?
57:03
I don't. Know, I know, I know.
57:07
He walked on the baseball team, which is insane.
57:12
Imagine being that. Coach.
57:13
Yeah, sure. Guess we'll roll.
57:16
The dice here with this guy, yeah.
57:20
All right, Yankees, I mean, enough to work with here.
57:32
Damn it, I can't say that because you still that's an
57:36
option for you. I can't.
57:39
Believe the Nationals screwed us, dude.
57:41
The Nationals. Was a tough draw.
57:42
The National screwed us. That was such a terrible draw.
57:46
Nationals. Was a tough draw because
57:48
there's. So many things that I could go
57:50
with right now that my slots aren't available for.
58:05
Oh wait, no we did. You sure was my second pick.
58:12
This marker sucks buddy. This marker sucks.
58:26
I call for a redraft. I do too.
58:29
Just. Because of my marker.
58:33
Going first is the worst you're seeing, isn't it?
58:37
A lot of pressure with the first pick of each team.
58:40
There is the Yankees, dude. The Yankees.
58:52
The Yankees. So as a refresher, Nate needs a
58:55
quarterback and a running back. I need a running back and a
58:59
receiver. I was also holding out for well,
59:05
I get we neither of us can use him and you wouldn't use him as
59:10
a receiver or if you I don't think it's legal for the logic,
59:15
but Deion Sanders would have been absolutely money for your
59:19
defensive player. Yeah.
59:25
I mean, come on, Deion Sanders could play both sides of the
59:28
ball. Who we kidding?
59:29
Absolutely. Could.
59:30
He Absolutely could. And he did.
59:33
Return. Kicks and for that I'm pretty
59:36
sure he lined up as a receiver sometimes, but you can't do it.
59:39
There's I won't allow you to do it.
59:41
The chat won't allow you to do it.
59:42
I'm going to go. Ahead and pick Deion Sanders?
59:44
No. Hold on.
59:48
Hold on. So at the bottom of each draft
59:51
graphic that I put out, I, I put like the disclaimers that people
59:54
need to know before they jump down our throats.
59:57
What's the, what's the rule here?
59:59
We can't. I mean, at this point, the draft
1:00:01
is basically over. We got a few more picks left,
1:00:03
but I just need to make it clear to people that like, we're not
1:00:07
choosing like football, like crossover types.
1:00:14
Is that is that fair? We're like strictly picking,
1:00:16
picking like baseball players and not right, Not like a Deion
1:00:20
Sanders necessarily. Oh, I would.
1:00:22
Have. I mean, I would have if my slot
1:00:24
was available. I think it's perfectly legal if
1:00:27
they had big league time. All right, Oh boy.
1:00:35
I'm. Struggling here dude.
1:00:36
Like I want. There's so many names that I
1:00:38
like want to do. Dude, I had, I legitimately AM.
1:00:54
I need a running back and a receiver.
1:00:56
Nate needs a quarterback and a running back.
1:00:58
We're choosing from the New York Yankees, dude.
1:01:10
It's almost like we talked about the Nationals being a hard pull
1:01:13
because it just didn't feel like there was much to pull from, but
1:01:15
in a weird way when you got a team that's so deep.
1:01:19
I know it's like just as hard. It's weirdly.
1:01:21
Overwhelming where you're like I, I'm going to surely I'm going
1:01:24
to miss somebody. Yeah, I.
1:01:25
Know I'm going to feel like an idiot.
1:01:29
Oh boy. Whatever, dude.
1:01:47
The Yankees. Oh man.
1:01:51
Oh, that would have been shoot. CC would have been like a great
1:01:59
defensive tackle or defensive end or something like that.
1:02:02
Like it was huge. I mean, I know they're not the
1:02:07
most athletic guys on the field, but they're still athletic.
1:02:10
What are we talking about, CC? CC raked dude what are you
1:02:15
talking about? In what?
1:02:16
Capacity. I mean, I think if you can hit
1:02:21
and and and pitch and I think you're capable of doing it and
1:02:26
you're 6-7 or whatever he was, I would have.
1:02:29
Not there may be an unpopular opinion, but I would have not
1:02:32
put CC as my give. Me, Roger Clemens's quarterback.
1:02:41
I'm be honest with you, I don't know if that's, I don't know if
1:02:44
that's a great pick. Nickname's the rocket.
1:02:49
OK, then he's got. AI think he's got a cannon,
1:02:52
You're going to tell me? In their in their physical
1:02:55
primes, we'll just say at age 25, you put both of them at age
1:03:00
25, you're telling me Ryan Zimmerman doesn't have a more
1:03:03
natural QB fit than Rodger Clemens?
1:03:07
No. No, I don't think so.
1:03:14
Precision, too. A white guy.
1:03:17
A white guy with a solid build. A white guy with a solid build,
1:03:21
some nice hair who can sling it. That's for the Nationals to from
1:03:28
pulling from those guys. Ryan Zimmerman's the best fit
1:03:31
for that. Whatever.
1:03:34
Roger Clemens as a QB? That's actually funny to think
1:03:38
about. Big UT fan.
1:03:42
Hey, I didn't ask you to sell it.
1:03:44
Yeah. Like you weren't just selling
1:03:46
Ryan Zimmerman. Well, comparatively, between the
1:03:50
two, I'm not just like outright trying to sell Zimmerman.
1:03:55
Yeah, oh boy, Dude, I, I'm, it's too deep.
1:03:58
It's too. Deep that it's it's difficult,
1:04:02
It really is. What Yankee can I pull to fill
1:04:12
my running back and receiver slot?
1:04:20
There's a name that's coming to mind, but I I, I can't.
1:04:25
I just can't. I simply refuse.
1:04:36
Dude, there's got to be somebody else.
1:04:42
OK? OK, Give me.
1:04:49
Or was he a liability? Crap.
1:04:51
He may have been a liability. No What you got, pal?
1:04:56
Let's get out of here. This is driving me crazy.
1:04:59
Give me. Give me Mickey Mantle, receiver.
1:05:12
OK, that ain't bad. It's not a bad fall back.
1:05:16
Clearly I don't know ball here how much was was Mantle a
1:05:20
liability in the field or did was he?
1:05:23
I mean, he's. A Gold Glover in center field up
1:05:26
until he destroyed his knee on a sprinkler head.
1:05:29
Yeah, that's right. I forgot him.
1:05:32
He's from Oklahoma, dude. Like, he might have played ball,
1:05:35
He might have played football. Every.
1:05:36
Oh, actually, no. You're you're definitely right.
1:05:38
He definitely played football. Yeah, I feel like.
1:05:40
That era, like all like everybody, every young man
1:05:43
played football, you know, how about.
1:05:45
How about that? Yeah, OK.
1:05:46
Well, I, I. Would have gone him if I had a
1:05:49
receiver or flex spot open that that.
1:05:51
Makes me feel a lot better because although I.
1:05:53
Probably would have gone judge but if I was open I'm saying the
1:05:57
name. That I was also decided between
1:06:00
and. I'm like, I feel like this would
1:06:01
he actually would be a good fit on a football team, sort of a
1:06:04
Wes Welker type, But I was thinking Brett Gardner as a
1:06:06
receiver. Solid.
1:06:08
That's not bad. I if you know Ball, I was
1:06:12
thinking Reggie Jackson, the World Series, the World Series
1:06:18
walk off where you just absolutely unloads on somebody
1:06:21
because he's rounding third. That dude, they need to make
1:06:25
that a thing again. They need to let fans run on the
1:06:27
field and follow guys as they round the bases.
1:06:30
Without a doubt. Freaking.
1:06:31
Flattened dude. Bring back fans running around
1:06:36
the bases after walk off home runs.
1:06:39
We need more of that. Baseball needs it.
1:06:41
I hate. How deep that was I it's the
1:06:44
deeper teams, it's it's more of a struggle.
1:06:48
We got. One we each got a running back
1:06:50
each got a. Running back I got first pick
1:06:53
here. Last pick will be the Angels.
1:07:06
I hate that. I mean I.
1:07:08
Like the variety we've had, like we've had some smaller market, I
1:07:11
mean, not that it really matters the market size, but like, you
1:07:13
know, we got to yeah, these all aren't all right.
1:07:16
They're not all just. Powerhouses, now that we're on
1:07:18
the. Last team, was there any teams
1:07:20
you were absolutely hoping for? Oh, that's a great question that
1:07:25
we that we. Didn't pull that you I was.
1:07:28
I have a team that I was specifically holding out this
1:07:30
last running back split position for.
1:07:35
I feel like off the top of my head of like Braves would have
1:07:38
been a fun team to pull from a lot of athletes there.
1:07:41
A lot of just, you know, I had down home picks.
1:07:45
This this spot was. Strictly open and the reason I
1:07:47
went quarterback with the Yankees, I left this spot open
1:07:51
in case the Royals came up because I was going Bo Jackson
1:07:54
all freaking day. Bo Jackson was like my number
1:07:57
one name where I was like, I'm getting him.
1:08:00
If the White Sox or Royals come up for which slot running back
1:08:05
they said quarterback. No, that's what I'm saying.
1:08:08
That's why I left running back open for this last pick just in
1:08:11
case the White Sox just in case or the OR the Royals came up.
1:08:17
But anyway, you're first, you get the Angels and we both need
1:08:20
running backs. Good luck.
1:08:23
Good freaking luck, Babe. Be thinking.
1:08:25
Of some pot looking at the teams be thinking about trades while I
1:08:28
in case you in case you want to entertain that angels running
1:08:33
back. Oh man, Darren Urstadt would
1:08:35
have been my kicker. Shoot Angels.
1:08:42
Angels for running back. Who has rolled through town for
1:09:01
the Angels? Need some help in the chat.
1:09:11
I need a running back pulling from the Angels franchise.
1:09:17
Oh boy. Yeah, I.
1:09:23
Got to kind of like you got to go back a little bit, you know,
1:09:27
like like the mid 2000s. I'm not going.
1:09:30
To No. You're trying to lead me astray.
1:09:32
I I see exactly what you're doing here.
1:09:35
Give me He has a love for football.
1:09:42
Yeah, I know. And this I.
1:09:44
Might have just won you the draft.
1:09:46
Honestly this seems like a great way to round out the draft.
1:09:49
Give me Mike Trout as my running back, dude, if you, if you're
1:09:56
lining up against a team that has Mike Trout and Albert Bell
1:10:02
taking the ball, good luck. Good luck, dude.
1:10:15
Were you trying to were you trying to lead me off the track
1:10:18
there? Oh, you got to go back to like
1:10:20
mid 2000s. I was.
1:10:21
Like I was kind of in my head, I was thinking a couple names.
1:10:33
I feel like it's such a fall off.
1:10:34
What a terrible team to end with the although I think that just
1:10:37
won you the draft. You, you said that last time and
1:10:41
I ended up losing by like 25%. I I had a.
1:10:43
Great start to this draft, but it's not gone great since, well,
1:10:48
I mean. Picking Niger.
1:10:50
Niger, Morgan. Come on dog, that's a fun one.
1:10:56
Grady Sizemore. A running back.
1:11:08
Manny Machado. Manny Machado is kicker.
1:11:11
I mean, that's, you know, just. Keep selling it, pal.
1:11:15
That's a leap in the chat. His kicker is already accounted
1:11:20
for, so unfortunately he can't choose Darren Urstadt.
1:11:23
Yeah, Chase Utley is my kicker. Need a running back.
1:11:32
It's the only spot left and Angels I'm trying to craft.
1:11:40
A trade here. I'm trying to even generate a
1:11:44
name. Can I question sure?
1:12:04
After you. Move a guy into a spot.
1:12:05
Can you move? We've already talked.
1:12:08
About that guy out of it, can't move it, no.
1:12:11
So I can't move a Niger Morgan out of no because?
1:12:14
When we do our when we do our drafts, like on an actual, like
1:12:17
when we do a a baseball lineup, we can't bump a guy from 2nd to
1:12:21
the outfield. It's fair.
1:12:23
It's fair, just worth a shot. I mean, whatever you got to do
1:12:26
to try to claw back into this thing.
1:12:28
I mean, I appreciate you asking, but no can do.
1:12:39
I can't even. I genuinely don't have anybody.
1:12:52
I genuinely don't. I know you're just going to.
1:12:55
End up having to slot somebody in that just doesn't really fit
1:12:58
unfortunately. Well, like.
1:13:03
As like a football player you're saying or like doesn't fit as a
1:13:08
as at. The position that you need
1:13:09
running back like it's just going to be you may a weird fit.
1:13:13
Yeah, I mean. You you'll probably be able to
1:13:14
come up with an at like just an athlete, but will they fit as a
1:13:17
running back? It's hard to say.
1:13:20
I mean I. Thought as a freaking linebacker
1:13:22
if anything. Well, that's what I'm.
1:13:23
Saying like after Mike Trout, I would have done Mike.
1:13:26
Trout, if you didn't, again, not.
1:13:27
Having no argument there. Not.
1:13:29
Having not having any ability to do research after Mike Trout the
1:13:38
put the recall is tough the recall.
1:13:40
Is tough while you do. That I'm going to run through
1:13:45
what we've got so far, give you a second to finalize your last
1:13:49
pick. As of right now, Nate has Rodger
1:13:52
Clemens at quarterback, Jackie Robinson as a running back.
1:13:56
He needs another running back for his last pick.
1:14:01
For his two receivers, he has Ken Griffey, junior and Adam
1:14:04
Jones. For his tight end, he has
1:14:05
Giancarlo Stanton. As his flex, he has Nigel
1:14:08
Morgan. For his kicker, he has Chase
1:14:10
Utley. For his defensive position, he
1:14:12
has Grady Sizemore. You said you're slotting him as
1:14:14
a as a corner. Not that it matters, but just
1:14:17
out of curiosity. And as his head coach, he has
1:14:20
Bruce Bocci. For me, I have Ryan Zimmerman
1:14:23
slotted as my quarterback, Albert Bell and Mike Trout as my
1:14:27
running backs, Ichiro and Mickey Mantle as my receivers.
1:14:31
Tight end, I've got Nick Cassianos.
1:14:33
As my flex, I have Willie Mays, my kicker, I've got Manny
1:14:36
Machado, my defensive player, most likely.
1:14:41
Linebacker, I've got Gary Sheffield.
1:14:43
And as my head coach, I have Earl Weaver.
1:14:49
Dude, I I have like a bunch of angels names and none of them
1:14:52
make football sense. That's the which is.
1:14:54
Exactly what I was saying, Yeah. You're you're going to come up
1:14:57
with some, some, some dudes, but they just don't jump out at you
1:15:02
as as a running back fit. At all that's why I like I've
1:15:09
that's why I asked the question because like if I can move Niger
1:15:12
Morgan, I feel like he makes more sense as a receipt or as a
1:15:17
as a running back then whatever name I pull from the angels.
1:15:22
I mean we. Want to talk about a guy getting
1:15:24
vaporized off the face of the Yeah, but like.
1:15:27
There are there are shifty small running backs that have been in
1:15:31
the league before. It's not a.
1:15:36
Crazy stretch I'm I'm really struggling.
1:15:44
I, I don't know, like I guess give me.
1:15:52
This is the face of defeat. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't
1:15:58
really know. Give me Tori Hunter, who's
1:15:59
running back, I guess. Like there's no logic there.
1:16:04
I kind of burned myself by leaving it as running back last.
1:16:08
But to be fair, that's what I did.
1:16:10
These teams. Yeah, these teams are just a
1:16:14
tough draw. It's all right.
1:16:16
People, people, when they vote on these things, they make it
1:16:18
clear that they hate me. So you're you're, you're still
1:16:21
going to win this draft somehow, some way, but I feel.
1:16:25
Like I'm really strong with Jackie Robinson, Griffey and
1:16:29
Stanton. Those are like, I feel great
1:16:33
about those. And I've got size as receivers.
1:16:39
You got some. You got some shrimpies.
1:16:43
I mean, what was Mickey Mantle 6/1?
1:16:48
Maybe as receivers come on, Al I got 263 guys and then a crafty
1:17:02
Niger Morgan that oh. Yeah, can hit.
1:17:04
You really really like savior worthy type type attitude there
1:17:11
dude. I just thought about this
1:17:13
because they put they're, they're showing the O2 or the
1:17:16
O2, the 2022 Home Run Derby on the TV right now.
1:17:21
Or is this 2020? Three, I don't know Adly
1:17:24
Ruchman. Dude was a kicker at Oklahoma.
1:17:31
State no Or Oregon State? Oregon State?
1:17:34
Sorry, Oregon State, dude. That's right, he was.
1:17:39
Wow. That I mean I and I took.
1:17:42
Adam Jones and you took Earl Weaver.
1:17:43
Earl Weaver. Yeah, I, I think at the end of
1:17:46
the day, I'm, I'm happier with the Earl Weaver's head coach
1:17:48
pick over because not who's not everybody's going to remember
1:17:51
that Adley is a kicker. But I nevermind.
1:17:54
I don't need to sell my team. It sells itself.
1:17:57
Even though you're going to win. Do you see any?
1:17:58
I feel pretty good. But I was just forced into a
1:18:03
tough spot in the last. I mean that last. 10 minutes,
1:18:05
you just talked about how my pick one made the draft and you
1:18:09
I think it. Did I think it did?
1:18:11
Because Mike Trout is like an obvious like when people think
1:18:14
of current day guys that could play football, Mike Trout is one
1:18:18
of the names that are rattled off.
1:18:19
I mean. If we're being honest, though,
1:18:21
Trout wouldn't last a week in the NFL with his history.
1:18:24
Probably not, but we're not going to talk about.
1:18:26
That the guy's got. Traps for days.
1:18:28
I think he would have laid some people out.
1:18:31
Give him the ball and let him. Let him work, yeah?
1:18:34
Big Eagles fan today too. Big Eagles fan.
1:18:36
Let's go, let's go, Eagles. All right, that that wraps it
1:18:42
up. Any trades?
1:18:43
By the way, just a refresher. I want to trade.
1:18:45
I think I'm good, I don't no trades that you would agree to.
1:18:48
Yeah, which tells me that I have the better team, but we're just
1:18:53
going to move on. Roger Clemens is the quarterback
1:18:56
I'll give you. Griffey and Tori Hunter if you
1:18:58
give me Mike Trout in Ichiro. No, that's not.
1:19:12
Enough. It's not a bad offer.
1:19:13
It's a bad. It's a good offer, but I I'm
1:19:15
just going to lean into the fact hopefully that people see Ichiro
1:19:18
and they go fast receiver. Oh yeah, sure, why not.
1:19:22
I like I like we're heads out, though.
1:19:24
Thanks. That's a that's a good offer.
1:19:26
But let's be honest. We even in fantasy baseball, you
1:19:28
and I can never agree to trades anyway.
1:19:29
We never do by. That way, 1A year we're good for
1:19:32
one trade per year, 1 trade per year.
1:19:34
One of us. Hates it, always get screwed.
1:19:39
Better make it count. All right, refresher here.
1:19:41
Just to finalize, Nate has Roger Clemens at QB, Jackie Robinson
1:19:44
and Tori Hunter at running back, Ken Griffey junior, Adam Jones
1:19:47
at receiver, Giancarlo Stanton as his tight end, Niger Morgan
1:19:52
as his flex, Chase Utley as his kicker, Grady Sizemore as his
1:19:57
defensive player, Bruce Bocci as his head coach.
1:20:00
I've got Ryan Zimmerman at QB, Albert Bell, Mike Trout as my
1:20:03
running backs. Ichiro, Mickey, Mandolate
1:20:05
Receiver. Tight end Cassianos, flex Willie
1:20:08
Mays, kicker Manny Machado, my linebacker, my defensive player
1:20:14
Gary Sheffield and my head coaches are all Weaver.
1:20:17
No trades. That'll do it quick.
1:20:23
Prediction today, what do you got?
1:20:26
Give me, well, I mean, we're basically watching the football
1:20:29
version of WWE. So I'm just going to as much as
1:20:33
a as much as I'd like to see the, the, the the Chiefs take
1:20:38
the L here. Not that I'm an Eagles fan, but
1:20:40
I'm just I'm over the Chiefs thing.
1:20:42
I'm just going to go with with what the script probably is and
1:20:46
I'm going to go, I'm going to say Chiefs 3427.
1:20:58
Big score give me Eagles 2421. For the record, I'm pulling for
1:21:06
the Chiefs today or excuse me, the Eagles.
1:21:08
But again, I'm just going with what the script probably says.
1:21:10
So there you have. I'm going I'm.
1:21:12
Going Eagles 2421, Mahomes throws a fourth quarter pick to
1:21:17
end it. I like that, I'd love to see it.
1:21:21
Trying to have a fourth quarter drive.
1:21:24
Whole lot of live bets Get in there.
1:21:26
They're going heavy. Chiefs and then interception.
1:21:29
Eagles win game, Neil Confetti ball.
1:21:35
Game love it. Good stuff.
1:21:39
Read the hat, don't go chasing curve balls.
1:21:41
Love you all. As always, looking forward to
1:21:43
talking more baseball or football with you guys soon.
1:21:46
Until next time, stay filthy.